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December 12, 2025 • 35 mins
  • Can You Hear It
  • Wood's Nude Christmas Card
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The last time this year, guys, you've tuned into the
final show of the year. Now Woodrow, our little gift
Christmas gift to you, guys is a Christmas card that
you guys came up with the design for It was
Woody Nerd on a horse that says, have a root
and Turtain Christmas. Now, I promise to everyone that these
will be signed. They're just and I'm very happy to
say they've come in from the official princes that the
producers sent them off to a quick copy, the best

(00:31):
and the beers quick copy. It's not a credit bit mate,
You don't have to worry about that, but I think
we actually paid good money for them. So what we're
gonna so you haven't actually had a look at the
cards yet, So these are all going to be individually signed.
You can open the box before we get into can
you hear it today?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Look?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
How do I look? Let me say, really good? Oh
they look legit, really good, beautiful, Open them up, really good.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Quality, says root and Turtain Christmas, as we've been saying.
And then it goes a root and Curtain Christmas from Will.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
From We'll Land all right, yep, so you got to
sign there, all right, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Where I'm signing. Yeah, yeah, perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
So I electronically put my signature on a hundred of them.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
But you'll be handling ring yours.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You can't even tell the difference. So why didn't we
just do that with me? That that's the joke.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
I'm a soft drink.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No, No, every collar on here gets a card today.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Pick a card, any card? Joy? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Sure you get yourself a written to Christmas card? What
do you leard on a horse? Congratulations? Kick things off?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Thank you, no.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Worries it all get into your first Ken there show
with Joe.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I'm gonna say that's a soft.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Drink nice Joy, good, Joy, very good Christmas soft drink
on a Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Joy. Here comes can number two.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Well, I'd like a bee yes, Joy good Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Joy too from two.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Joy to the world.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Would you like another cart?

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Joy?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Would like another? Can? Probably know the can can three
soft drink Joy?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Joy, Joy, Joy Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Joy's on one.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I think, I mean you've got three kings in a road, Joy,
and you certainly sound like a player.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
What do you do with yourself? Joy? Why have you
got such good ears?

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I was told from a young age that had rad
art ears though. Wow, this is the call that.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We have not been waiting for a final show for
the let go of ten grand. We probably have to
let go over producer, to be honest, but we come
up against radar Radar he is wow. All right, let's
see how the radar years go with can number four.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Top drink, No radar, you talked yourself, You jansed yourself.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Joy, Oh radar he is.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Undone by mountain on can for I never saw it coming.
Let's go to Mandy Merry Christmas.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Joy, you're still getting the card obviously, Joy. I'll sign
yours right now.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Mandy.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
We'll kick things off by saying you get yourself assigned
Christmas card from Woods, have a root and to Christmas
in nude on a horse.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's for you, Mandy, amazing, Thank you all.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's signing them as you guys got to get through.
Let's get into your first can though.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Shower.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Can as well.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Mandy.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
Here it is.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Beer like Mandy, you walk away with the card though
your you get on your Mandy Wendy on thirty one
six or five, Wendy, Yes, you get yourself a Christmas
card from Woods and I Woods nude on a horse. Congratulations,
thank you? That sound too pleased about it?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Can one? Shall we not thrill and say you can
regift it? You can read gift it?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, sure, sure, Wendy here, you'll keep it. Well, there
we go, we're coming around, Wendy, Can number.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
One right, soft drink like Sorry, Wendy.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Sorry you're bombed. You did bomb Wendy.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You walk away with the card though, get the car
still laugh on a personalized note on the card, Wendy,
want me to say.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Something to you, Wendy, thank you? Yep.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Right, Carli, without even cracking a can, you've won yourself
the Christmas card of me.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
On a horse.

Speaker 8 (05:09):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You're very welcome.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You want to you want to crack some cans though, Carli? Uh,
here is can number one?

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Oh soult drink.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Be unfortunately, carl Do you want a special message on
the card.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm just signing them now in the studio.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Special message Merry Christmas to everyone, right, Engineer.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Natalia is already on the already printed that. I'll just
write Carlie on it. That's a nice all right, Natalia.
I'm gonna crack a can for you.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Natalia, how do you feel about that right, sounds good.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Can number one.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Ooh, I'm gonna go with beer.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Sorry, Natalia, bat Let Natalia in Natalia, you are going
home with a Christmas card though of me nude on
a horse.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I can't contain that. It is
funny when they haven't called up for the card. Yeah,
super weird, super weired. It's strange, Nathan.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
You're keen on a on a Christmas card if me
ned on a horse, aren't you, Nathan?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Sure, and we're going to put it up on the
wall side of my family. That's actually what I was ringing.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh yeah, you've got a card mate guaranteed. But you
might also go away with ten thousand dollars. You can
get sixteen cans in a row.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Let's give you can one.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Listening as bet for twenty seven, so let's give it
the best shot. Seven is strong, Nathan, Yeah good.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Numbers starts the one though here.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Be ye nice, Nathan, really good, Nathan strong, confident start.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Just think about me on a horse, mate, think about
me on a horse. He comes.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Anything else is going through my mind.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Unfortunately he is Can number two.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I'll have to see you again.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I stop thinking about me on a horse, Nathan.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Too distracted.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
You'll get a card should arrive before Christmas. We're not
one hundred percent sure. Let's go to down.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's a very good point.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Pretty busy time at the moment. But I think one
of the prods actually put the handle to the hand deliver.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
These puppies or lives actually shipping them out live your
hand delivering.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
That's a rough gig in the Corolla.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
The Corolla are your courier. You're couriering them.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yep, I've just found out. Should be in the high viz.
What a great result. Uh, that's rough, Niketa.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
You've got you've got one of these Christmas cards handle
livered by producer list.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Half the reason why I called okay.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Or yours nicta would on a horse.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, it is very new only present that I want.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, you're getting it, Niketa, So merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay going on there?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I know, mate, I know there's a lot going on there,
and I've got a full family and now they're everywhere.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Nikita's got it all right, Niketa.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Please don't copy the photo if you could, Niketa, We're
just going to try and keep it to a special honest.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No no no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (08:40):
One, no one should be copying it because you only
thing exactly thank you, because yours is freshly science had
no copying, all right, Niketa, here's can one all right?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Ah ben Nikita.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Sorry, I'm so good at this.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Driving home as soon as I call.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
You, guys, no yeah, bad luck.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
N I couldn't go.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Thank you guys all you one for Christmas is the
card though, that's coming your way.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Thank you, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Have a great christ you too, you too, thank you.
Nice to meet you would still plan to go here.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
The Lady Gaga ticket giveaway has Bro toys for all
our best moments from the year.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Now. I know we're meant to be playing.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
That in at five o'clock, the best moments of the year.
Maybe we should pay that up next for everyone's in
their cars at the moment.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Be good?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It'd be nice nice still touch point for.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Everyone that could be good and anything goes on.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
It's aras the final show you we'll play it four times,
fifty two Christmas cards to give away. They've all got
to go, They've all got to go. This is the
last show you've You've been sitting in here in the
over the last half an hour signing every single one
of them, which is a beautiful gesture, personal touch, also
beautiful gestures. You nude on the horse which is the
front cover, have a root and tota Christmas.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
And I'm still shocked as to why anyone wants this,
but we've got Nicola, Nicola, why do you want a
Christmas card of me neod on a horse?

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Well?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I want one from my daughter to twenty first in January.
And she was on the show with Remy a little
while back and they one with you on the soft
Yeah right right.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Right, Caitlyn.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Great. Well, I'm glad that she's going to get a
bit sick.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Change my mom. Nick Nicola, have you seen the photo?

Speaker 5 (10:36):
No, I'm a little bit worried.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Is it's like sticker sensus?

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's pretty racy. It's pretty racy.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Got to double check it before you give it to
your daughter.

Speaker 9 (10:47):
You might keep it for myself.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Sure it comes out everyone, I's got to lean here, lean.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Why do you want a card?

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (10:56):
What's better than a Christmas card from Will and Woody?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
There you go, mun from you mate, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
We've got Debbie. Debbie, Debbie's on hands free. Why I
said that out loud? Debbie, Debbie, you want a card?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Please?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Why do you want a card?

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Deb Why not?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, it's so true Christmas card.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, point, you're.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Going to give five here, Nicola, you want a card?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Please? Can I get too? Please?

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Me? And one for my bestie just because we love
the awkward in the sexy with the shoes and the helmet.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, the shoes.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
A lot of people are comments on the fact.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
That I've left the shoes with shoes is a bad look.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I didn't realize how much of an ick that was, Like.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Sox is okay, but nude with shoes is there's.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Something wrong with that?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It was just a bit.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
It was a very dirty ground. I didn't want to
be barefoot anyway, that's coming your.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Ways for you.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Nicolas. Here ned with bots that have been a great look.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Riding boots as well.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Oh maybe with a belt on as well, just the belt.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Brad's called on thirteen one and six five.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Good Brad, Brodie boy, how a graud have you seen
the photo?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Let's start with absolutely mate, absolutely made me ring up
in one one.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
But I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
How many cards do you want? Brad? We've got a few.

Speaker 8 (12:13):
I'm just I'm just happy with one. Maybe next time
he could bring it out a full calendar.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Oh, where would you put me next? Bred, I've been
on a horse. Where would you put me next?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh? Jeez, mate, I couldn't really think about it in
the backseat of me.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Come I Jesus, we'll talk next year, Brad.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Wow, there's our first content doc for next year.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Brad's backseat. Go from Brad's back sat.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Hey, Linda, you've seen the photo, I ass him, What
do you need a horse?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I haven't, but I love your work.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
But I should have had two butts on there.

Speaker 7 (12:54):
Both of you should have done it.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, I agree. I actually was keen to get up there, Belinda.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
But what he brought his daughter along, So I thought
it might have been a bit weird at the show.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
Next time it might have to be the two of you.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Maybe maybe another animal for Will. What animal do you
want to see will on?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Belinda? Maybe we can do like a happy Easter? Oh,
will on a bunny?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, bummies.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
I've got a pet Bummy actually, by the way, so.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
We need it. Will with Belinda's Bunny. I like it,
and all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
We'll get that organized for the start of next year.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
How many cards do you want, Belinda?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
As many as I can have, probably give you forty
the last row the I've been saying the last tickets
in town for the last two weeks, but these are
genuinely the last tickets in town to go and see
Lady Gaga in her final shows in Australia.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Giveaway.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Let's go now.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
So the show is tonight as well. So many of
you are sitting by your phone. Bloody hell, it must
be nerve wracking. No, grape, We've only got one number
in front of us, so like, make sure you're off
airplane mode.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Nice dad, very good.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Hello, this is now Melissa.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
You're live on radio right now with Will and Woody.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Oh hey boys, Hey Melissa, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm nervous and excited.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, okay. Any any plans this weekend at all?

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Most not tonight.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
Just got to finish up work.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Not so no plans at all tonight? You weren't going
to do anything?

Speaker 6 (14:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Like, what is what is?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
What does Friday actually look like like to you?

Speaker 5 (14:57):
The kids play touch footy in Adelaine and then home
for pizza and wine.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh that sounds like a pretty good Friday night.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Who would if you were busy, who would go and
pick up the kids?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
No, they'll get delivered.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
That'd get delivered, like the pizza.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Pizza get delivered, the kids get delivered.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Hey Melissa, Yes, that's a good thing because you've just
won a whole road to go and see Lady Gaga.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Oh my god, that's incredible tonight.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
So cancel the pizza, Cancel the kids.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, cancel at all.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
She's on tonight. Mate. You got the last row.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
That and that's amazing. Thank you so much, guys, Thank
you Keith.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
That's incredible. Who are you going to invite, Melissa, because
like it's obviously a bit of a late invite.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Who are you going to take?

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah, I'm I work in a big vet hospital, So
I'm literally going to go around and ask all the
staff what their plans are tonight.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
As some of the pets as well, animals. They're all animals.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Look out, work out a few one, Melissa.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
You can also have a photo of what do you
need on a horse for a Christmas?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I want do you want, do you want to have ten?
And then you can hand him out to the vets
as well as it's got a horse.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Animal.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
You Melissa's so nice to meet you. Congrats last ticket,
No worries that all the last tickets to Gaga there.

Speaker 8 (16:34):
Well we what's actually our final show of the year today.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yes, and that we get one of these beautiful moments
where poor audio producer Mark the Man Daniel, he's probably
the only one in these last couple.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Of shows who he's workload increases.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Unfortunately, because this is where we start just going, oh,
let's just do you know packages, all the stuff we've done, Yeah,
this year, that's.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
A nightmare to his ears. But for all of you.

Speaker 10 (17:09):
Guys listening, he doesn't do much else during the year though,
so it's good to give him something. I wouldn't say that,
but but sure anyway, for you guys listening right now, though,
you just get this beautiful package that Mark has slaved
over all week of what we believe are some of
our best moments of the year.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Enjoy twenty twenty five has taken Will and Woody all
over Australia.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Hi, Willdy, Hello, guys, I love the show. By the way,
where there's a Will, there's always a.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Wood Will and Woody, the two Great frogs.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
We embarked on our first daddy daughter camping adventure.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Who's reading good? All right?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Next we've brought the guitar in, thinking we could maybe
sing some frozen a bit later on.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Let me go, let me go in a world First?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
What he got pregnant?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
How long you have one?

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:10):
God, he's gone. And that's the way the contractions work.
Do you want to take if your dilating?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
That won't happened?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Well?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I did last wind before?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Okay and gaber Oh my gosh, twins, I think it's twins.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
It could be twins. It's not twins, Oh false love.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
We took to the skies in a fancy helicopter as
one lucky listener one one hundred thousand dollars many you won?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
How can you hear it?

Speaker 10 (18:52):
Record was smashed by Rene's.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Gonna run out of can so let's keep it at fifteen.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Here is pan Fife day, soft drink, Bang got it?
A single fish pump there and secure in the rag
has won herself tenk.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
We met some of the world's biggest stars.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Chaboozi is in the studio with me.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
People like you go on one station, Shaboozy, you changed it's.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Telly's work.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Sent him a photo of me on the toilet while
the steam was going.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Carlymno, So how does any of this make sense?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Who are you?

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Lady Gaga was in the Boys Dreams?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
We both woke up and I was like, did you
dream about Lady Gaga last night?

Speaker 6 (19:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (19:54):
He was like, Yep, I'm so happy for that.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Entirely platonic, by the way, Like I don't want this
to sound sick.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
In any in any way. They were that yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, yeah, friendly dream.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Friendly dream a friendly are very friendly? Drank? Sorry not
very friendly? Ye friendly anyway? Would he make his idel
Adam Sandler and was only wearing a bathrobe.

Speaker 10 (20:14):
I just want to start off by apologizing about the robe.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's actually five am here in Astraea.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, Adam, I know that you are a man who
dresses for comfort, but do.

Speaker 10 (20:25):
You think this is too comfortable at all for this situation?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Couldn't that be better?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Buddy?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
You look just enough skin?

Speaker 4 (20:31):
They get shoot him again.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
In Wildness, Will made Billie Eilish cry, Wow, my God,
with some kind words.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Thank you so much, will pleasure cras. You're so well put.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
And so beautiful. I felt so seen and understood. We
got you involved.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
We have got some grannies who are willing to sing
about the ammies.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
I get, I go for lunch.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
She dances on my tourngue tasa.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
She might be the one.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
Oh well, it's a champage you peace.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Whene's kissing your.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Bank.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
That's what I'm talking at.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
That pumps.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
And send you overseas.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
With the power of Willam Woody swap mate and the
help of you guys, we traded all the way from
peanuts to Paris.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
We turned Melanie's open packet of peanuts into a return
trip to Paris for her and her.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Husband, swapping those peanuts chicken eggs, refrigerated dog by Hooy
tractor See Kayak two thousand and nine on the cheap
Grand Cherry Care trip to Japan Motorbi three hundred thousand,
Philosophy points two return economy flights to Paris.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Do you go to the guts?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
I know who would have thought and supposefully make Christmas
a whole lot more exciting.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
This year you've put seven thousands.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, crazy christ from Swill and Woody for the drive home.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Love that beautiful stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Love that you can trace the slow depreciation of cash
across the media. We kicked the montage off with one
hundred thousand dollars giveaway and finish with seven thousand dollars giveaways,
so slowly eaped out our budget across the course of
the year.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
But some beautiful moments.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
You budge you Budge January Budge, rash Bud.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
We'll probably in the first week as well, so make
sure you're on a getting early. We do tend to
spend all of our chips early. Oh, there's some great
moments there. Big shout out to every.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Who was involved in that.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
That was beautiful and big shout out to Mark the
man Daniel got that done.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
One job for them.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
It takes that long.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I don't take my whole year to put that together.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It takes that long.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Very good stuff up.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Next though, Like we always say, the people who call
the show are the best part of the show.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Would love to get around one of our favorite callers
from the year.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Will and Woodies Cheers to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Find the right drop for any Christmas occasion.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
At your local celebrations.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
Celebrations, good shout over eighteen's only drink responsibly again.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
There were so many to choose from Will because so
many of you guys do call the show.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
And we bloody love it.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Our favorite person of the year was a girl called
Remy who was playing can you hear it?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Great name REMYM.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Give me my money, Give me my money.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
And one U sat drink.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And soft drink.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Let's go with soft drink.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, she loves cash. Will we love her?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
So let's give her a call because we're about to
award her another thousand bucks and I reckon she will
go bananas.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Hello, Hello, Remy, Hello, Remy, Hey.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Remy, who is this?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Hey the help.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Graduated you guys? Yeah, yeah, some actual graduation.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Spot Nice's graduating Sourer management and beauty therapy.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
A well done.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Well to come for a treatment.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, we we could have a glow up maybe, Remy.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah, well if you need it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
We definitely need it.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
We definitely need ye glow. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I just wanted to catch up with you.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Cool, but also yeah, we wanted to tell you that
because you're a favorite person who called the show.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
This year, right, we want to give you a thousand bucks.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
You're taking the tiss.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
No, no, you're actually kidding, not taking the piss.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
You guys have to be joking.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
No cat as the kids saying no cat.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Oh my god, yeah, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (25:26):
What a sick joke If we were joking, you.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Want to.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Oh my god, I actually don't know what to say.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
You can put it towards the salon if you're going
to open a salon.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Oh my god, you guys are amazing, honestly, Oh my god,
I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
Oh my god, I'm in shock.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
You don't have to say, oh my god. We love
your energy interacted with the show. So thank you, no,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
You guys are awesome.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Pleasure my mom, until my mom.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Oh my god, what a.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Great way to start summer.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
It means a lot, mate, enjoy have a great summer,
you too, All the best remy call the show any
time of.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Course, of course, Thank you, mate, Bye, thanks bye.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
What a legend.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yeah, yes, lovely give me away cash.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Do you think though, now I hate to make it
about it, but do you think because we've awarded a
one thousand bucks when we going for the glow up.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, that's no charge.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh you're devastated, you'd be devastated.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
You just assume that that's a crav not taking the
wallet right now.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
The ultimate test of a child's conscience and potentially a
Christmas disaster, but a lot of fun for everyone listening.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
It is has Bro's Toys for.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
All Will and.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
Has Bro's Best Toys Kid voted Testa approved make Christmas
Magical with this year's top toys.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Okay, well, so very short that we're going to be
leading a three year old into a room without going
to be presented with an amazing Hasbro toy, yes, or
a Christmas present of their mums.

Speaker 10 (27:19):
Choosing, which is definitely worth more value as well.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
So two and a half thousand dollars struth, Oh mighty?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
So so mea, are you across the gifts that your
son is going to be choosing between?

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Yes, I am, I have confidence. But children can get
very excited, especially when presented with something that isn't delayed gratification.
So let's hope it's for the greater good of us
that would make us very happy. But yes, think it's
crossed and toes.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
So he's choosing between a twenty five hundred dollars family
holiday flights, a com.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Included geeheez, okay, and a does he like pepper pek ador?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
He's choosing between that and a pepper pig house that
my daughter's got. This one it comes with pepper George Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
When's the last home went on a family holiday? Altogether?

Speaker 9 (28:10):
It was media, but it was six years in the making,
so was pre Parker plan delay delay COVID delay delay. Wow,
so special, this would be significant.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yes, okay, does your son have a concept of money.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
Yes, but it's the shiny coins.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
So whether it's five cents, two dollar coin, the shiniest one, he's.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Not going to read two and a half thousand dollars
on a board and know what that.

Speaker 9 (28:34):
Means unless it's like two dollar coins line.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Up in a row.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
All right, what we're gonna do, Maya, You're going to
leave now. He's going to go into the room by himself,
so you will get no right, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
then we'll see you from the studio with what he
has chosen now in about five minutes. Okay, okay, right,
thank you, Okay, by Maya.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
And we're gonna get a little Parker in here. Parker,
Come here, Parker. How are you going? Parker? So, Parker,
do you know what you're here for? Do you know
what you get to do today?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
You're going to be able to choose any present you want? Parker.
How does that sound? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:15):
So, what would you like from Santa this year?

Speaker 6 (29:19):
A toy?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Now this might be against the rules words, but I'm
happy to bend them.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Do you like pepper Pick? Parker?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Is she your favorite?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
George is your favorite? With a pepper Pick family? Okay,
would a pepper Pig toy be awesome for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeh, yeah, it would be pretty good. Okay, all right, Look,
that's by the bye.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
As we say as adults, that doesn't really mean anything
in the context of what we're about to do. But Parker,
we're going to go into this room next door and
you can choose whatever present you like.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Bye, oh Parker? What can you see in here? Parker?
What can you say?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Everything?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Everything? What have we got? Pleasant presence?

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It looks like there's a lot of presents here. There's
a Christmas tree with presents. There's a board over there
which has got Parker's big family holiday written on it.
And then over there, what do you see on the floor?
I see with a white little lights? And but what
are the lights lighting up? What's in between the lights?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Over here?

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Parker? What's what's this over here?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Toys?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
You can have all those toys? Plot twist? How does
that sound?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Well?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Why please? Many toyet in my bedsit?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
And what you've already got lots of toys in your bedroom?

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
And what's out out in my bed?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Toys? He's got to be in his bedroom as well.
He's got them. So does that mean you don't want
the toys I want? Only? You only want one because
you've got too many? Well that's fair.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
I really wish my daughter was more like you, Parker.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Wow, that's really sweet, Parker. I gave it the paka.
Just choose, man, which one do you want? What one's that?
Is that? The pepper pick House. I'm okay, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You grab it.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
You grab it, Parker, You grab it, mate, and then
we're gonna go up. I'm gonna tell mummy, Oh, peper Pink,
that's okay.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You just got a.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Brand new one for Everyone'm listening right now, We're about
to head up to the studio where your mum Maya
is waiting, and we're about to tell her that she
will not be getting a two and a half thousand
dollars family voucher for her holiday flights accommodation included. Instead,
her son, Parker has chosen. He has bro pepper Pick's
family house.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Stay with us.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
We've got Parker's mamma in the studio right now.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Mia.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You were saying before the song how important a holiday
would be.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
I mean, I think it's important to most families, but yeah,
to us to just be able to go and not
have to worry about expenses and most importantly, like, is
that an age where I think he's going to start
remembering things so to consolidate a banger holiday?

Speaker 3 (31:58):
So do you think Parker knows that the importance of
holiday and all the expenses being paid?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
I hope, so, I hope.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
So.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
I mean, what kid doesn't love to just get away
with their family, have them to themselves.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
It's true, But also what kid doesn't love pepper Pick?

Speaker 9 (32:11):
Yes, pepper Pick, I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
That's Pepper pig or Plato, Barbie Plato, Bluey Plato.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I mean they're all in there. I'm gonna be honest,
we were just in there.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Parker is waiting outside, Yes, and he's ready to show
you what he's chosen. So this is either and all
expenses holiday flights accommodation for you and your family, or
one of the many Hasbro toys in the room.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Parker, What did you choose?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Parker?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:43):
What did you choose?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
What did you choose?

Speaker 9 (32:44):
The pepper pick toy?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
As long as you're happy, dary?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
How good is that?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Mayor again I'm holdings? Hey Parker? Can you do a
pepper pick? Oink? Hey Parker? So that means that your
mummy misses out and going on a holiday. How do
you feel about that?

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Thanks for coming you guys.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Hey, Hasbro is best Toys kid voter to test to
approve make Christmas magical with this year's top toys Hasbro's
Toys for all.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Thanks, thank you so much for pleasure by Parker. Final
show of the year. And it is the end of
the final show of the year. Woods. We're all done, bloody.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Oh, so have a merry Christmas everyone, stay safe. But look,
we still have a lot of these Christmas cards to
give away and to me need on a horse. No
surprise that the demand has dwindled slightly.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Will for a horse has not dwindled at all. But
we do have stopped, not stop ringing all show.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You got Mary?

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Here?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Mary?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
You do want a Christmas card? Me need on a horse?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Why? Mary, Why?

Speaker 9 (33:53):
I've just looked at it so many times?

Speaker 8 (33:55):
I love it?

Speaker 9 (33:56):
Leep on doing it?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Mary? How many cards do you want? I've got a
few more.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
To give when she'd love to give me. I've been trying.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
All dating do you have? Why do you have? Five cards? Mary?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I love them? Wow, No worries Mary.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
I'm just learning from the producers that apparently the demand
for these Christmas cards is such that they've blocked the
phone lines at reception as well. The people have got
the landline for the station and they're now just calling
the front desk asking for a cart.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh my god, guys, it's on.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Seriously, seriously joke.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
You're supposed to be a little joke.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
It's a calendar in twenty twenty seven, isn't it. It's
moved to a calendar. No, it's not moved to a calendar.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I feel like that I've done a very good thing
by doing one.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm not doing that everything like a full calendar. I'm
thirty seven, I've got two girls.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
No leave it with us, No, no, it's for charity.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
It will be next year, guys. Thanks for joining us.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Honestly as always, to all the beautiful people that call
the show, to all of you wonderful people listen to
the show and let us keep doing the show it is.
We are honestly, eternally grateful. It's such a privilege to
be on the radio and now the show is what
it is. It's really only what it is because of
all the people that listen to it.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
So thank you so.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Much, Mary, Chris, Mary, Christmas. Have a great play fun.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Don't be too silly, just be the right man a
silly You'll find it, You'll bloody find it.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
We'll see you next year.
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