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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, well, Joe, before we get your dad in here,
let's give everyone a little bit of context.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
So we are about to prank dad.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, it's confirmed now that he cannot hear this. Yes,
so really, let me give you some backstory. So a
week ago I reviewed on this show that I stole
some wine off my in laws. Yes, it was this
celebratory port to celebrate the wedding of Princess Diana and
at that time, Prince Charles, that's right right now, I
(00:34):
thought I was sitting on a gold mine. So we
got a wine valuer on the show to value the one.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
It's a fortified wine, which is what we used to
call port in Australia. Still drinking well bang to nineteen
seventy nine vintage, so it's a proper port. So there's
another big tick for you. And because they were so
expensive back in the day, everyone was too afraid to
open them. So that's why there's still a lot of
these old collectible ports. Nobody is really drinking collectible ports anymore.
(01:01):
Their value has dropped to the floor, and you're probably
sitting on about twenty bucks there.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I need a second opinion.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
There's no way, it's twenty bugs. Okay, so that hurt
obviously that it was done worth pretty much nothing, but
I still wanted to make some cash out of this,
so I decided to call I think the most gullible
person in Australia in my dad, to see if I
could upsell him on the valueless wine.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Okay, so one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Dad, I'd pay a hundred bucks for it.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's an official offer. Yeah, well, between you and me, Dad,
the one valuator.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Said it was worth twenty bugs. You've just stopped me one.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Hundred though I have an offer out of you, the
tightest man in Australia, for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
I feel physically you should be disgusted by myself.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
One hundred bucks. You need to take that off your
inheritance whitman.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
So he's already annoyed.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yes, absolutely, Okay, we're playing a hundred dollars for wine
that you stole off your in laws. Yeah, should you
got it for free? You made him pay for it
and he's your own father. At the end of the day,
I'd be annoyed.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Absolutely, But again, through all of this, this is worth nothing. Absolutely,
there's a weird respect that he's got for me as well.
The fact that I've managed to rip him off, well,
it's a tough emotional complex is in right now. Anyway,
he is here in the studio right now, and I've
basically invited him here telling him that I just wanted
to bring him in for a live tasting of the
wine on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Now, let's be honest, a couple of guys tasting wine pretty.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Boring, not a great bit.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So we have been working tirelessly this afternoon to siphon
out the wine and effectively, what we're going to be
doing up next is getting him to drink wine that's
actually full of fish.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oil and vinegar. It's not wine at all, not wine
at all, but there's a dash of wine in there,
but really it's vinegar and fish oil.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yes, it was chaotic though within all the organization. That's
going to be a tough course to get out.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
She smells quite nice. It smells like a Christmas it'd
be nice, it'd be really nice. Why would you put
fish sauce in there?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What if we opened Diana and then if I David Copperfielders,
which are poor, and then we switched in that.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Glass you can be able to do it.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, man, hand, let's get some you know, clash.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
When the closs is on, the magic happens.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
You already broke a server and broken a server. What
I've already spoken my mind. I don't think we should
be doing it in near computers.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
But computers another in another cavity pigeonhol Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
So I go over here. Yeah, I mean, okay, Now,
a lot of people have said that I've gone insane.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's been it's been manic.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I don't feel insane. I feel very in control. But
he if you didn't understand it from.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
That, has nothing to understand that.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
He's Here's what we're going to do, though, in really
clear terms. I've got a really clear in my head. Okay,
So we're going to play a song. Dad's going to
come in after the song right now.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
As soon as.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Dad's in here, we obviously can't talk about the fact
that this is a stitch up, all right, yep.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
So we'll just be like, mate, how good to taste
the wine? Yeah, we're going to be a great moment.
We'll talk about the wine. It'll be boring, guys. I'm
gonna be honest yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But just no to be prepared for that. It's it's less.
It's going to lead to a great moment.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
So what I've done is I've got three glasses of
wine in the corner of the studio.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I'm going to walk over there up next. Yeah, okay,
that's where I'm apparently pouring the wine. And this is
crucial that you hold my dad's attention during that time. Yes,
with some riveting conversations. I'll distract him because that is
when I'm going to do the copperfield slide of hand.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm going to swap out the wine glass ye, and
I'm going to replace it with the fish oil and
vinegar yep. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
To Michelle and Terry who may be listening, apologies, but
I'm a businessman first and foremost, and cash is king.
I then realized, well very quickly, that the wine was
actually worthless, unfortunately based on an evaluation from a wine connoisseur,
and at that moment I decided to try and rip
off my dad, who joins us in the studio.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right now, Dad, I'm interested to ask you as are
we still talking? Well, well, you.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Tell me, because it's a proud tight ass. You know,
the white laws have been tighted for many, many years.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Is there more dislike of me for what I've done?
Or is there more report?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Well, in bitually I was taken back, but then I
respected what you did. Yeah, I thought I've taught you.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I appreciate And are you happy now that you've paid
one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Well, I haven't actually paid one hundred dollars yet. That's
It's only a verbal contract, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, I think verbal contracts are binding. Well, would you
agree that you're a lawyer? Yeah, sorry about this.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The corcs disintegrated a little bit, but that's his flavor.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Yeah, that's just.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Part of it.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
If you've got wine, there's only fifty years old.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I'd made a verbal have a smell, Steve, if dad
made a verbal offer.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
On the radio. Yeah, one hundred dollars legally binding.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
If there's offer, an acceptance in consideration. Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
So you do owe me a hundred bucks?
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Okay, all right, Well, will wouldn't deceive me?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So no, okay, accept that?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yep, you know that. Yeah, Well, I'm bound by the code,
the lawyer's code.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It'll always be a good bloke, and we all know
the lawyers are great bloke.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
So there's not a lot that I can do about that,
of course, but I did just think, like I thought
it'd be a nice moment, given that you have paid
one hundred dollars for this beautiful wine. I thought it
would be a nice moment for us all to have
a taste in the studio.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
That's a nice I think, essentially wanting me to share
the port that I've just spent one hundred dollars with
you guys, and do you pay for it or.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's where we played, dad very well played.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I would say twenty five dollars, twenty five twenty five Yeah, okay, okay, I.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Think it sounds reasonable.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I'll take it off your tab, all right, So I will,
and I can also have a sip because I actually
I am curious to try it. That means that we're
both paying twenty five bucks bucks for a glass, which
means you only only fifty bucks.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Okay, yeah, as long as we get to try it
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, all right, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Gonna go and I'll I'll pull the winey.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Pull the wine drum roll Steve, how have you been
going yourself? What have you been up to recently?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Babysitting?
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Ryan?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
How's that going for you?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's tense.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
How's the man now cove going?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
The man mal cove has now got a cot in it?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Lost your man out?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah, it's sort of like a semi manhole.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Now semi man hole.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, wow, it's in like a semi man out.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Yeah. What have you got left in there?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Ah?
Speaker 9 (07:44):
On for me?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh, here we goin any big glass.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Twenty five dollars for a glass. Here we go down
the hedge.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Cheers.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I didn't see you pull this, jeez is going to do? Sorry,
Oh you bastard. That's someone's peed in that. Oh, dis bastards.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's a. That's a.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
It is dead.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
That's a.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's a cocktail of fish oil and vinegar.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Luckily, like I've got a good long nose because the
nose when in the glass first, and I've smelt a
rat so well literally.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
You can say that Instagram TikTok will and would you
better chick it out?
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Your other things coming in?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
So thanks for the INSI anytime.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Donald Trump he has disrespected our man albow. So they
had organized arranged will a meeting at the G seven.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Six He was feeling off at the G at the
G seven break.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Look, you know, I know it. Everyone listening knows. It
would have been good. It would have been good if
Fergie had a written G seven.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Chat to.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Day short dollars short in a day.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like how good would that be?
Speaker 9 (09:36):
Though?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
If I was the organizer of the G seven, you
call up Fergie, you go fer delicious. It's so delicious,
so delicious, it's the G seven here? Would you come
down and open the G seven and sing that song?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Change at the G seven that like all time, all time?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
I think. And also it's Farrace movement. It's not Fergie.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's not Fergie.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh so she sang glamorous. Oh yes, you're up in
the sky. He gets flying first class. I get confused
with that.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, well you get far east movement to open the
G seven doesn't sing.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
As bad as get Fergie to come down coming like
a G seven.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Do it like a version.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Anyway, I'm getting distracted.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I'm getting distracted because the situation I want to talk
about is that Trump had said to Albow, I'm going
to have a meeting with you at the G seven
and he stood him up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, it's disgusting behavior.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
And I imagine I imagine when Albow was stood up,
he would have got back into his limo. I assume
he travels fire limo, and he would have ACKed on
this song.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
When he's called out here from a shoulder.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It feels to be left up sideone to left up Saddlene.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I could keep going, but I won't anyway, he would
have been devastated. Here's my question, though, I would assume
that Trump and Albow would have been I can't.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It's really good going because I kind of want to
bring it back.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
That's so good, that's so good. We'll give it to
five seconds. I do have a point, mat Yeah, yea,
I would.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I imagine that Trump and Albert would have been meeting
at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Which is where most people are stood up.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
And here's the question I want to ask on thirteen
one oh sixty five. If you were stood up, so
you're supposed to be meeting someone, probably on a date,
do you stay and eat audi your tail between your legs,
get out of there. My experience with this is that
I've only been stood up on the way to a date.
(11:43):
So they've managed to get in touch with me when
I was on the way to the bar, and so
there was no decision there was like I'm not going
to walk in there alone and eat.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
You're not going to be left outside alone.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, So it wasn't quite I didn't quite get st up. Yeah, right,
So I want to know from you guys. So again
the number thirteen one oh six five if if you've
been stood up, or if you were to be stood up.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
If you were left outside alone.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yes, if you were left outside alone, just like Anastasia,
did you weird?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Did you stay and eat the meal? I've lost you.
I'll go solo.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It feels like this is on Everest when someone's in
the dead zone and I'm going to have to leave
you here. I'm going to I'm going to put a
bit of Anastasia on for you, and I'm going to
the top by myself because you're nowhere, and I'll come
back for you later and I'll ride you down the
mountain like a toboggan.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Now, all right back on topic. Yeah, if you get
stood up, do you still eat the meal? We'll take
those calls up there.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
If she's comfortable to talk about a producer.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Ab has an experience around this, because you know, if
you're at a nice restaurant, you've made the booking for me.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm like, there, probably already picked my meal.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
But it is embarrassing to explain to the waiter a
waitress I've been stood up.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Abe.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
The reason we're talking about it, by the way, Donald
Trump stood up elbow at the G seven at the
g SO. And we don't know, if Albert ever comes
on the show, we'll have to ask him, did you
did you stay and eat the meal?
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Had him on the show before?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Weird that only what you know he was in the
building only a week ago.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, avoided us Anyway, the page analyse what
what you were?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
You were stood up when you were oversee.
Speaker 11 (13:25):
In Paris, the City of Love.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, okay, that hurts.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
I thought I was gonna be my husband.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
No, of course I've got you always have those lofty
expectations on a first aid.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I certainly do so, AB. So you're you're in a
nice restaurant though, Yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:39):
So I booked this like fancy as restaurant that had
a view of the Eiffel Tower, and I booked it
for myself. But then the restaurant made me bring another
person because they wouldn't take solo bookings, which is just unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
God the French about him. So anyway, so you've been
stood up. Then we were allowed to stay and eat
a meal.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
I clarified on the way there that you're on your way.
He's like, yeah, I'm on my way, and so we
got I got there out the front, I said.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
I'm wearing a white skirt and a black top. And
then all of a sudden, my chat just went like blank,
and I was like, that's so weird, Like, what's happened here?
My Instagram must be glitching glitching. Turns out he blocked
me unmatched with me on the dating app, and then
I was left to fend for myself.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
And so did you eat the meal?
Speaker 11 (14:25):
So I went in obviously, but I didn't tell the
lady that I'd been stood up because I was like,
I don't want her to charge me.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Yeah, yeah, good call.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
But so did you eat a meal?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (14:36):
Yeah, your mate.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I think you've got to, right, You've got to You've
got to You've got to try and get a win
out of the night. I reckon if that's a delicious
meal to yourself, Champagne. Let's go to Dan here, Dan,
what do you do if you stood up? Do you
eat the meal?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
It's absolutely not okay, okay, run us through it. So
what happened?
Speaker 9 (15:01):
So your fake a phone call? So you know?
Speaker 7 (15:05):
So if then it's kind of like how long do
you wait?
Speaker 9 (15:08):
Like you know, so when you get to you about
six seven minutes, it's not going to happen to you.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Basically, Oh, I just got a call from my kid.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
I got a call.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Hang on, you don't need to wait six or seven minutes.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
I need subject to receiving the receiving the message.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Are you calling from overseas? There appears to be a
delay here, Dan.
Speaker 9 (15:30):
I'm driving, I'm driving hands free.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Donna because, uh, Donna, you
you've been set up?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Would you would you selate the meal? If you will?
The everyone's going for me?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
What is going on here? Is there a big delay?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
We'll try to get Donna backhand the producer are talking
to it now because I'm I'm reading here.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, we're getting stood up on there right now? Shock,
you're really is it terrible.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Maybe that's the bit.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Let's go back to Donna.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Maybe that's the bit the producers of organizers put all
these calls across.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They won't talk.
Speaker 12 (16:04):
Yes, I can hear.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Wonderful, wonderful.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
What are your thoughts, Johny? If you get stood up?
Do you still eat the meal?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Absolutely?
Speaker 11 (16:11):
I met my best friend.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
When we both got stood up at the terminus in Melbourne.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Oh hang on, hang on, you're both at the termy
and you both coincidentally have been stood up, and then
you two realize that you've both been stood up.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
She was there.
Speaker 12 (16:29):
I was sitting at the bar waiting for the person,
and they sent me a text, sorry can't come, I'm
not coming. And she asked if she could sit next
to me at the bar because she had just been
stood up, and.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
I said me too.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
So we got a booth and sat down, had.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Dinner and we have been friends ever since.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's the less.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
So like you were both very vulnerable with it other
in that moment, like what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, yeah, I've been sit up. Like a lot of
people wouldn't admit that, I said earlier. It's an embarrassing
thing to say.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, like that guy who called before, and he said
he fakes a phone call straight away and gets outwid Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Don Why did you feel like you could let your
guard down with his total stranger.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I'm a pretty open person.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
So she and I just thought, well, I'm going to
have a ship night, so I might as well have
like a drink with this girl. She's having a ship night,
And then we just decided we might as well eat.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, and did you kick on together?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Like?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
What times you get home? What times you get out
of there?
Speaker 12 (17:33):
I think we went on to the drag bar and
somebody else.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
Yeah, night of it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
This is the biggest thing in my life right now,
and I do think there are others that are invested
in this journey.
Speaker 9 (17:45):
Really.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well on the side, she was absolutely so look to
give you the specs.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I basically I lost my favorite thermos down a storm drain.
It's been hard because I love that little guy and
he's just he's become a part of my life.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So my issue is that I can't get it. I can.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
I can still see it. It's just sitting under the
storm drain, just like teasing me. It's full of tea
and I'm keen to tuck into that tea. But I
just don't know how to actually get down there. So
I've done I've tried tongs, I've tried getting my arm
down there. Yes, yeah, and nothing's working. So again, thirteen
(18:27):
one oh six y five is the number. I just
I need some suggestions as to how I should extract.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
The thermos from the storm drain.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So if you have any ideas, if you have any
experience rescuing something from a storm drain, I'd love to
hear your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
We did this saying on the socials.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well, on the socials, the overwhelming sentiment was, dhead, just
pull the grate up, ah, right, Like lots of people
were saying, like more on, the great will come up
and then you can just jump down. Yeah, and you
can get it right. So I did another video today.
The Great does not come up.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I've got to help her today. What's your name, little girl?
Speaker 10 (19:05):
Rum?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You help me try and lift this up? One two three,
goat two hard?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, Okay, I think I did my growing. That's me
and my daughter. We're both very good workers. I can
guarantee the Great does not come up. Okay, So we
need a new tactic, right that the only thing boggling around.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Lowered her into the drain as well, mentioning.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
No, I didn't lower it, she wouldn't fit. It's really thin.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I tried to use I went to use my arm,
and then I thought, oh, her arms like skinnier than mine,
so I tried to use her arm to get Dawn.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Her arms too short. Funny.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
A few people also mentioned as well, but there's probably
a deadly clown that lives down there to pass it up,
which is great.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I wouldn't mind some more actionable advice though.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay, well, the phone lines are full, so people feel
that they can create this case for you again.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Once again, you know, slightly.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Perturbed by the fact that you are using the radio
show for seemingly meaningless games.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
But isn't that what radio is?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Don't know, mate, We're going to find out.
Speaker 12 (20:15):
Six five.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
How does Wood he get his firmos?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yes, out of a storm drain A few details and
I was but it's a full firmas so it's it's
pretty heavy.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
That is actually important. I have a Magnet's a great idea.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I like magnet on the strong magnet.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I think that the full firmis though how many how
many mills is that?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Six? Yeah, it's heavy.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
It's a strong magnet.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
If you want to see the dilemma, it's on our socials,
Will and Woody. I've tried a number of things, tongs,
every single family member with their arms down. The Great
isn't going to come up. There's a few people who
are saying, just call the cancel. I think that's boring,
and I don't necessarily probably tell you to get lost exactly.
I don't want to have to ask the cancelmos. Here's
your radio show, Dennis is called on tourday. When I
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says five and a lot of people have cold. I
hate to say, Dennis, what do you think I should
do to get the Thermas out of the storm?
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Drin Well, go to a repco or an auto barn
or a super cheap auto one of them, and they
have these magnets on a stick. It's for mechanics to
get their tools out of engines when they fall into
tricky places.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Okay, So my only issue, Dennis is there's a bit
of like you can't go straight down because it's kind
of like the Great goes. It's a bit under the edge,
if you know what I mean. So the stick would
need to have a bend in it.
Speaker 7 (21:33):
Yeah, I think you can. I think some of them
are a bit selectable or you know, you could probably
just find something.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Yeah, he's a for you, though, Dan, He's a vision
for you, Dan, and for you would eat Dan. How
Let's just remember the thermous was forty dollars Dennis, How
much is one of those magnetims?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
You could pick them up? Sometimes they have bargain bins
in these stores that you could, you know, things that are,
you know, five ten bucks or something. You know, sometimes
you could find them for not too much.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Willing to buy ten bucks to get the thermos out.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's a fair expense. And at this point it's a
text diduction because this is a radio bit. Thanks Dennis.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Let's go to Sophie here, outrageous Sophia. I think that's
a pretty good suggestion from Dennis. But what do you
think I should do to rescue the thermois?
Speaker 9 (22:15):
I was going to say to use a fishing landing net.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, that's what I suggested. What you get a fishing
landing net? Like go down to Bey? I know you
so if you wo he's banned from BCM.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
I'm not banned work there.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
It's wonderful. It's a great shot. It's a great shot.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
But what he's banned from there, so you'd have to
get your son to smuggle out of net.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Good good suggestions.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Can a net go around a corner?
Speaker 5 (22:36):
You could put it through the grate because it's thin.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
No, because it's not. It's not sitting there. It's sitting
like just under the edge of the end of the gray.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Right, yeah, yeah, maybe we're not a bend in it.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You can probably fashion a handle Isaac's called on thirty
one six five.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Could use another stick.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That's right, fashion a handle, Isaac, also known as using
another stick.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
It down for me, how do you think I should
retrieve the firmest from the storm drain?
Speaker 8 (23:04):
All right, So if you've got to shovel literally what
it in between, whether great or if it is a
concrete or grass around concrete concrete, so wedged in between
the great and the concrete, and use the top of
the shovel as a lever and lift the grade up.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I just don't think that great's coming up, man. It's like, I.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Think it's this hard thing about you, about this for you,
I think with the great retrieval, because you told me
in the song you hit your back. There's also a
little defeatism about the fact that there were two of
us as well.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Not so strong boy anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
There were two of us pulling as hard as we call.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
It was your child, very strong, very strong girl.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
She got a really good gad.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
I think that Isaac actually knows. I think you just
get I think I've got to shovel. Really tragic think
about this. Is this a bit of humble pine involved?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
And you don't want to call someone who's actually, you know,
stronger than you can get the grade up.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Well, so my my brother in law actually he conjured
me last night and he said, I'm well, yeah, the corner,
I'll get the grate good. Well he hasn't got the
grade up. You try, well, I'm not sure, he said.
He also said when he called me last night, I
might forget Tomorrow he forgot, Johnny, Oh, here we go.
You've been in a similar situation. Was it a thermist
(24:11):
down the storm drain or something else?
Speaker 9 (24:14):
I've got first sound experience. My wife dropped her Frank
Greens down the very expensive, very very upset. She went
to work and I was very very boring. I called
the council. They came within five minutes. They both the
train up, they got a long they've got a long
claw thing and they got it out for me. And
(24:35):
I was.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Did you did you admit to your wife that you
called the cancel or did you say you did it yourself?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
No?
Speaker 9 (24:42):
I did tell her I called the council. Yeah, honestly,
I'll show a hero for an hour that it was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Yeah, good for you, John. It does sound like a
cop out.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
It feels I feel like, let's just copy what the
council did, though, So for mine, I'm gonna I'm going
to try and shovel the great out tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
That's my night, and then I guess I'll just report
back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Let's play some fine alone I want to do all right,
Let's go to JJ is called JJ dog. Alex Warren
got married in the High Palce JJ.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah, many people do move on from Alex. Who are
you in the car with?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Who you in the My girlfriend? Hello?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Hey is a bella? Where are you and JJ? Off to?
Speaker 7 (25:37):
We're off to shopping?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Shopping? Okay? And what are you looking to buy?
Speaker 7 (25:42):
Just some grocery sports? Tonight's dinner?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And what are you going to cook oh a stir fry.
Well okay, let's go back to JJ if we can. JJ.
So are you who's the who's better in the kitchen?
Is it a team effort or are you cooking or.
Speaker 9 (26:00):
Teams?
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I suppose effort?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Okay, Jesus.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
A good voice. The voice, it's a good voice. It's
it's a voice. You reckon it's a voice.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, no, no, no, that's too different people.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
You're also just scared because you know, well, if it
isn't a voice.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh yeah, no, definitely, but that's not a play here.
That is too impressive. And the phone changeover was.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Okay, JJ, we think your partner, Sophia did you say He'sabella.
Speaker 9 (26:24):
Is actually yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, yeah, good guys, Well thanks for playing explaining. I
enjoyed the fray guys. George is called thirty one of
sixty five. George, you've got time for one more before
we head to the news and the quiz on the
other side. So who you in the car with? In
the car with my cousin Shannon Shannon Shannon boy or
Shannon girl Gil.
Speaker 10 (26:45):
She's on holiday from England at the moment.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
So where's she from in the UK? Where's she from Manchester,
so we're all from Manchester from.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Them, all right, check her on, check on Channon?
Speaker 9 (26:57):
All right.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Down Hi, all right, yeah, we're right.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
So Shannon, how long.
Speaker 12 (27:05):
You here for bere for three weeks?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
So I've been here for two weeks.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
I've got one week left.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Okay, great?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Tack on the accent, yeah, tick on the accent.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It sounds legit if that, if that is, if she's
put the nord Fingers accent on.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
She's now what's your j What was that? What was
the one thing you're looking forward to doing here in
Australia Shannon?
Speaker 9 (27:25):
Well, I was alsoing from a son.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And what it's been fully freezing.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Other than that, it's been a.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Shannony is single.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
He's saying someone at the moment, No, I'm single. Have
you been met in the Australian boys or girls?
Speaker 5 (27:42):
What you been here?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 7 (27:44):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
I've hardly been taken anywhere, to be honest with you, Georgia, Shannon,
can you sing some other Beatles or Oasis for us?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Please? Oh?
Speaker 9 (27:54):
I'm actually going there when I got back, and then
George's going there as well, and in November, so.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
She's going to go and see them them.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Can you sing some Oasis please?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Uh yeah, what thing?
Speaker 7 (28:07):
Let's sing on the while and after all.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Your can you hand the phone back to Georgia? Now?
Speaker 9 (28:15):
Yeah, all right, last week I'll talk now.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Oh hello Georgia.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Hey Georgia sings some Oasis, sing Wonderwall?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Okay, and after.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
You're my wonder person.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
The same pitch, same pitch.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
I think they're two different people.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I think same person. You can hear it in the
bravado Georgia.
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Let's just break down the accents for a second.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
The accent's perfect.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Vibrato. Is that where you're going?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I'm looking for of them had vibrato. Now it's same,
the same something when they sung. I think Georgia is
legitimately from Manchester and.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Then putting on an Aussie accent.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Now she's dropped the accent, but she can put it
back on.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
The accents too good then, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
Imagine if I could do that.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
I got didn't want it? Yeah that was so cool?
Speaker 9 (29:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
Sorry, whoa.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
That was a really impressive back and forth. But you're
showing off and you're showing again.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
I think it's two people.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well you got to go.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I want to het with me.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I want to hear I picked Isabelle before I want
to hear it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Come on, man back me, Georgia. You buy yourself in
the car?
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Really?
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (29:22):
Oh that's not very thirty.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
I'm talking here on holiday, but.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Be honest with this. Are you by yourself or is there.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Something by myself?
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Well done, well done, well done. Pick the eyes out
of it.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And I'm going to the drink.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
No d no, alrighty. First up today we have got Taylor. Taylor,
have you played this a lot in the car?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
I have every single day?
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What's your strike?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Tails?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
At the moment, it's three, but I want to get
more than three.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Three?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Okay, so you're targeting three. That's what you want? Three
hundred bucks? All right? Yeah? It starts with can one
for a hundred bucks. Here it is tails.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Oh, I'm going to go with beer.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
A hundred bucks? Is yours? Tailing?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (30:28):
That's all right?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
You go, beautiful old tails.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
You're usually pretty good in the car when you're listening tailor.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Yeah, I'm pretty confident. It distracts me from anti road rage.
So we're going to get there.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
We're going to get there.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, beautiful canto for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
That was the most bun Can just I think, honestly,
that's a factory reject.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Thank you yourself a factory reading.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, no, it wasn't the cracker. It wasn't the.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Crackout checking that was a bizarre can you reckon a
questions over the cracker as well?
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Now?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
How dare you?
Speaker 12 (31:13):
Well?
Speaker 5 (31:13):
There's questions, There's always.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Been questions, and the questions keep coming that there's not
enough affirmation you bring the game into this review. I
do not do my bloody best, and I've got a
small left finger, so I'm doing right finger.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I don't know if you notice that I'm ambe dexterous Taylor.
Here's getting to.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
Oh crack and can choke me?
Speaker 5 (31:38):
And can joke me in? Can? Okay? Taylor? Here we go.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Soft streaking the bag crack, I'll take it back.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
No, No, I'm on one off that. No, I'm on one.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Boss is a wired with you cracking people will win
a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Let me try, Let me try.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Here we go, can three guys?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's taking it back.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
The head on.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Soft drink.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Incorrect.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I don't like.
Speaker 9 (32:20):
It for you?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Might I know have another crack here.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The box is pretty good. Yeah, you have a great
it's on the teas and what do you mean the teas?
And say what he cracked?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
But he can't crack what he had two bunkens in a.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Row, factory rejects.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Will you've got an injury.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I do have an injury, but I'm gonna push through.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Lucy.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
You want to play, you want to win some cash?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Obviously, Lucy, who would you like to crack the cans
for you? Willow? Would he?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Thank you, Lucy. Well, he's the guy that would have
crushed me. That would have crushed me if you said,
will all right, Lucy, here we go. Can one.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Soft drink?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Nice? Lucy? Ad bus good?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Crack that one.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
You've gotta player in the game. You got a little
look at this little side hols are going on? Is
Lucy your sister?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
No, he's not my sister. Lucy. Let's go for two
hundred bucks? Can too?
Speaker 9 (33:22):
Here it is, I'm gonna go with beer, Lucy.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
Nice? Is he getting to the cash today? Australia?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Do you have a targeted.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
Honestly, I'm just gonna head to the horizon.
Speaker 7 (33:44):
I love it whatever, whatever.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Love that.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Let's go to the Horizon together. Here we go can three?
Speaker 12 (33:58):
Oh, I'm gonna go with soft drink.
Speaker 10 (34:04):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Correct on a Friday? Where's the cash going, Lizzie? You've
already asked on your Friday? Did I say on your Friday?
Speaker 5 (34:15):
We used to play this just on a Friday? Yeah, Lucy,
where's the cash going?
Speaker 12 (34:21):
I'm actually going away to Bali this weekend, fingers crossed,
considering a volcano just dirrupted. That will be some nice
spending money, hopefully if I.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
End up going.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, good luck there, mate.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm real.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
I heard that the volcano.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I saw some pictures of it. Totally wild.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Should we be talking about that?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
The volcano? We're doing it, We're covering it. Oh nice,
well we've covered it.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Good for us,