March 27, 2025 • 36 mins
- Will’s toddler ratted him out
- Annie Knight is newly engaged after dating this famous guy for a week
- Mandy tries to win her son a PlayStation 5
- Tom Gleeson
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Woods I asked you before what the most satisfied feeling
in the world was. Look for me, I think for
a lot of people, it's when you managed to find
the person with loose lips, when you find the rat,
when you find the leaky boat, the person who's spilled
a secret. It's a great feel. Oh yeah, yeah, the one. Yes,
(00:29):
Oh yeah, sure, you must have grasped yes, And I.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Woke up awesome for detectives.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But we've been spending a week. We've been spending a
week at our house trying to figure out because there
was some friends of ours got pregnant recently, huge news,
really good stuff, but got leaked. Oh no, got leaked.
Oh yeah, okay, And we were trying to figure out
how it got leaked. And these guys weren't they weren't. Yeah,
they were unhappy about it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It just got out amongst the friendship.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, the friendship early and you know the friends who
were pregnant, it's the first one. They were a bit
they weren't. They were pretty upset about it. And I
just had this moment in the kitchen the other day
where I found the rat in our house. My daughter
Max it's two and a half years, she squealed. So
(01:23):
it turned out, yeah, she's the rugrat. Thanks jolly, that's
what that is. I wasn't able to explain it, but
you know, those got it, got.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It amazingly understood.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I thought, you it's not amazing us a lot of things.
So when what had happened was my very good friend
had had a few beers and they were looking after
my daughter for the afternoon, and he turned to my
daughter and said, Max, guess what a little bit of
(01:53):
a joke here Sarah and he points to his belly,
has got a baby in her belly. It's just like,
you know whatever, she's a kitchen Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
had people around for drinks the other night. Turns out
every private conversation makes have been The first thing she
said was guess what Sarah told the whole party?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think, unfortunately, it's your mate here to a child
and say he gives that imp.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He accepts full responsibility. But it's just I think there's
just a moment where you realize that you've got a
live one like you've got like she is. She can't
she can't trust with anything. She went, she really she
really blew it the other day, and I want to
know from you guys, by the way, thirteen one and
six five if a toddler's ratted you out, because I imagine
it happens more often than you think.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I repeat things and when, and it's funny when they
repeat something and they see that you don't like that
they repeated it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know if it's yeah, that's that's a red
rag to a bull for.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Ready, And she's like, that made you uncomfortable, I'm going
to repeat it for ever now exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So she's learned to use the toilet at the moment,
big toilet. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So she came out weirdly. Her mum also poved with
her in this instance that age fine, yeah, fine, do
as I do, not as I say. Nice. Yeah, So
they went together. Anyway, she walked out and I noticed
that she hadn't washed her hands.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And I was like, get back in there, wash your hands. Yeah,
And she turned to me and she said, mommy didn't
wash her hands perfect. And I was like, all right,
both a bigger problem and two children, both of you
get back in there, all right. Thirty one and six five.
If a toddler has ranted you out and I sam
youro grub if you're listening, revealed she never washes her hands.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
After a two.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah too.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Is that a Dutch? Is it a Dutch?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Could be traditions, Yeah, make it. Let's make it racial.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So this one's an interesting one, will because technically I
didn't do the crime, but it made it seem like
I did a heinous crime.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
So I was walking Remy into daycare and we always
have a chat with the lady Sally, who makes the food.
If you're listening, Sally, big hello, and they always have
a little chat and like what's for lunch, et cetera. Anyway,
Remy just decided to say, daddy, poo poo in bath.
And I did not do it poopoo in bath, but
she does. If I pass win, she calls she goes
(04:20):
poo pool, but unfortunately her fart is a poopol. She
keeps saying that I'm poopooing around the house and I'm
put pooing in the bar, and so they're really looking
at me strangely at daycare.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fair enough, if I was Sally, yeah, i'd definitely be
jelling the other people call that day that you be
shit in the bath.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was remy down some six stuff's going on the
white Little house.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kathy, this is when you were a kid. Oh so
you ratted someone out as a two year old?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, no, no, no, this is my daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Guys, this one's going to get here. So my daughter's
thirty one.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Now, so this is a long time ago.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
And I was happened to be training her at the time,
so she wasn't even two, and I was actually pregnant
with her sister. And my mother was said, I'll take
it to the loo, and I said, okay, thanks. So
she went off there and they left the door open
and they were having a little conversation. I happened to
be walking past the loo at the time, and I
heard my nearly two year old say to her grandmother, Grandma,
(05:13):
did you know that my mama doesn't really like you much?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
And I really I had no idea where she got
that idea from.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you do like your Holy gosh, this is my
mother in law us her own checks out. Unfortunately, Kathy,
that's far too close to home, all right. Rebecca's girl
thirty one and six five, Rebecca, Hi, how are you?
Your Your child routed you out?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
I had three children. I had a four year old
and twin two year old. That's and I was feeding
one day down by right highway and the policeman pulled
me over. But just before he pulled me over, I'm like,
oh damn, mummy was feeding. And then when the policeman said, oh,
you know, you realize speeding, I'm like, no, no, no, no,
I'm not speeding. I wasn't speeding. And they're like, yes, Mama,
(06:05):
you said bugger, you were speeding. And I'm like, oh
my god. And then then he proceeded to say to me,
is this your address on my license?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Is this where you live?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
And I'm like, yeap, yep, that's my address. But we'd
actually moved house two weeks before. The hall chimed up
and said, Mama, we don't live now.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Gosh, oh wow, you cursed the day you bought you
gave birth to them. My imagine in that moment, Oh wow,
you just want them on your team. Read the room, David,
hard to hear, David, this is when yeah, good is
when your son was three he rated you out.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
So the mother in the step mother in law, she's
a hairdresser and she all of the work at the time,
and he went over there and got a haircut, and
he come home and I said to my wife, that
is the most terrible haircut I've ever seen. She's never
doing that again. And he's obviously overheard that. And it
was a couple of years later we're sitting around eating
(07:09):
dinner at the dinner table, and you know, the him
mares were over, and she said, oh, no, I think
it's storm that we cut your hair again. And he's like, nah,
you never cut my hair again. My dad says, you
don't do a good job. Cut there.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It was years later, it was yeah, right, he was
sitting wait for the moment memories like an elephant as well. Wow,
great stuff, Dave Charlotte, we're talking about when Toddler's ratted
you out. This is your friend's daughter.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
My friend's daughter.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
So my girlfriend was going through a trial separation with
her husband and she was at her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What is a trial separation?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
They were like.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Going to divorce, but they weren't sure, so they thought
they'll trial it so she would they would live separately.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, progress sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Unfortunately, she got herself a boyfriend at the very.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Start of that.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Oh, so she's staying at the boyfriend's house, her child
with the father, and they do like a FaceTime, and
her daughter wants to tell her that she's finally done
a pool on the toilet, and then she starts asking
for oh, where's so and so?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Where's so and so?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
And the husble the ex husband, who's.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So and so?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
And it was oh, nobody, because the daughter recognized her
house and she wanted to talk to the boyfriend, and
so the whole thing came out, I see, And it
turned out she'd been.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Cheating for a while.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
It was.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, two and a half year.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Old rather out, Oh that's terrific.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Look, they're all horrific. They're all they're all very good.
But I just don't think the producers reminded me that
we might have recycled this phone topic from another.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Day, and it does sound unlike us.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There's nothing that it's all fresh your ingenuity over here,
but a similar phone It was a similar phone top.
You know, such things as a new idea, they've all
been done before. Anyway, Look, I think we've covered our
tracks there. We did get a great call on this
topic the other day. Have listened used to work in
childcare Sarah if I.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Was new to the industry, only been in the industry
for six months, just got all the qualifications supervising the
bathroom of the three to five year olds, the little
girls going to the toilet, doing a normal thing. She
looks over to the boy, points to him and goes,
my mom's got one of them. She straps it on.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Woodrow.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Australia's most sexually active woman has got engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's obviously notesome my interpretation of her.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've got to figure that out. How did we get
to that?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So she get to that. She's an only fans model.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Her name is Annie Knight, and I think the reason
that she's referred to as the most sexually active woman
in Australia is because she is currently on an OnlyFans
challenge of betting one thousand people in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
So that's that's that's in motion.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But that's the sorry she's come out at the start
of the year and just gone, I just want to
bury the weas all a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, so she's kind of like said that that's my
challenge this year and you can.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Follow follow me all along, follow along.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I think you subscribe to her channel and you get
to see the journey.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And she's been engaged and so last night or you know,
she's saving herself she's now No.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well I don't think that's going on, but she's engaged.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh my god. Yes, one of the puers has just said,
that's twenty people a week.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It's a busy week. That's a busy week.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If you're washing your sheets there.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Maybe it's a whole team behind that process.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, you need, you need. There'd be a waiting.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Room, organized the people and do the right checks and whatnot. Oh,
a big process.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Anyway, she's married to.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A guy called I didn't even think about that guy
called Henry.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Married to she's engaged to a guy called Henry and
his thing. It gets interesting to me here that they've
only been dating for a week.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
One week into dating. Yeah, Henry's popped the question.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
She said, yes, Henry know about the nine hundred and
eighty seven others and was he one of the thousand?
Was he?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Jeez, that was special and.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I don't think he was one of the thousand. But
he's very across it and he's very supportive of it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh wow, so modern new age guy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, this this one impacts the journey at all.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
He's like, Hey, we're engaged, we're going to get married,
but you let's still get the thousand. You're doing it
together now. I guess he's involved in it, but like
he's supportive of it. What I want to focus on
the what? No, come, okay, Yeah, what do you want
to ask?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We want to do?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I've got a lot of questions, but I don't think
I'll be able to answer any of these questions.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm not sure exactly how it works, but all I.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Know is said to you, I want to sleep with
five hundred guys before the end of the year.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's a chat. It's definitely a chat. It's to sit
down chat, probably with the third party, i'd say a
therapist and just go let's nut this out. So they've
only been dating for a week, and I think, look,
if this is a great love story, I'm so happy
for them, Like you know, onwards and upwards, it'll be
a great life for them. But he's one of those
situations where I feel like you've only been dating for
(12:13):
a week. Maybe this is one of those proposals that
you go, oh, maybe we've gone to early here. Maybe
let's just let's forget about the proposal. Yeah, and let's
just date for a.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
While out of your way, and then we can have
a chat when you're in the club.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Right maybe. And it made me think, you're not getting.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Bumped out of bed at six am for number three
hundred and forty two. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Sorry, Henry got
to wake up.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The boys are here exactly right. Made me think of
my dad.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You got me a coffee on made me think of
my dad, not because my mum was trying to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, journey.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It made me just how this supplies to your father.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Made me think about my dad, because when my dad
first proposed to my mum, Yeah, he did it after
a couple of drinks and he was very excited.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And the morning after when mum went to go and.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ring her dad, so my grandpa, Yeah, Dad, like he'd
never moved faster in his life. And he lunged over
to the phone and like hung up the phone and
was like, oh on, hang on, now, I know I
proposed last night.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But I think we just need to think about it
a little. Oh wow, and he backed down. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I got swept up in the romance.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I just think, let's just think about it, forget this.
He did that, and then like a month later he
did it again, and then double double after he was like,
now I'm sorry, Melissa, I'm just I think I've gone
the early crow again.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Maybe we just thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
So I'm just I'm interested. I'm curious. Thirteen one oh
six five is the number? Yeah, did they back out
of a proposal? Or did you back out of a proposal?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yeah, you've done it, probably in like maybe after a
couple of drinks you'd been excited, and then maybe a
few days later you were like.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Ah, you know what, I'm going to take that bank.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I can't eat anything worse.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I take that bank.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh I can't. Actually, my partner's looking with a thousand
men in the year.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Dad did it to but we'll get there in a second.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
But my dad's done it twice so to make my
dad feel better, Like sure, if you have experienced this
around dad, Dad in like a romantic kind of you know,
he's a romantic guy, and he would go the proposal
with my mum. And then it was always the morning
after obviously sobering up a little bit hangover, where Mum
would go to tell people and he.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Would say, oh wa wah, yeah, you didn't take that seriously?
Did you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Can I have the Can I have the ring back?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Extraordinary mine is that she stayed with him though, and
waited for the third go and then you know, they
very often three cracks at a proposal. It's normally one
and done.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I would have thought so, Yeah, I would have thought so.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
But the reason we're talking about it is because only
fans Model any Night has got engaged to a gentleman
called Henry, and.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's not just and that you know a lot of
only fans fans out there might be devastated to hear that,
but it's not all bad news. Was she's going to continue?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Well, yeah, she's currently on a journey to bet one
thousand people in twenty twenty five, and naturally a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Of come away for the Netflix dogo, Well.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It could be absolutely a lot of pundits were wondering
though what happens to the journey obviously, like is that
going to continue?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And it absolutely is. He's very supportive of that.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But this was just one of the situations, not because
of that part of it, but they've only actually been
dating for a week. So I thought maybe this is
one of those situations where it's like, after thinking about
it a bit, like.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Have we gone a little bit early here? Only a week?
You know? Yeah, I don't even date him for a week.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean, as we're talking about in the song, he
does know that it's a profession.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I think that is one side. I think that's all fine.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It's the only dating for a week bit that I'm like,
should you date for a little bit longer?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
A thousand people in a year power to you?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I say, yeah, interesting, I think it's got to be
a factor.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Surely horses, of course, surely.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So I think they're kind of related because I think
that we've got this thousand thousand people in a year,
and we've got the one week factor.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, I'm thinking that the one week factor is going
to be exposed after, you know, we start getting through
a few more weeks of the thousand people.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
In a year thing, potentially, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I think I think I would almost Yeah, it's a
logistical thing. All of a sudden, I think, so, do
you know you're gonna get married? If ever want to
live together? And I don't know if I want to
live with someone who's got a revolving door out in
front of the house. Yes, yeah, yeah, that would Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What's got to Alisha here?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Who's caught up? Alisha?
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah? I'm not too bad. How are you?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Is it a outstanding a maud standing?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Now the question, Alisha is have you all they taken
back a proposal?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You can relate?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yes, yes, I can relate.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
The boyfriend I had at the time when I was pregnant,
I ended up in hospital very dehydrated, and my dad
went to his place saying are you in or out
of the relationship? Because he wasn't around, and so he
ended up coming to the hospital. He apologized for his
behavior and then proposed to me, and at my very
weakest I said yes. And then about a week later
(17:04):
we met up and he said like he was pressured
into proposing, and I said, well, that's it.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I said, if you felt like that, then I'm not
interested trust it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh wow my tone, ship lord, no doubt.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yes, And then yeah, and that that's it.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
We we we barely, we barely spoke from then on.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
And yeah, as the rest of his.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
History n.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay a parent who couldn't be happier.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sure you don't have blood.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I hope you're doing a great job. Less you sound wonderful,
I hope, Alicia. Why don't you have turn bucks you
go and spend at Strike Bowling. You can take your
kids down there, that'll be that'll be great.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
My daughter loves bawling down there.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That'll be awesome. But the good times rather Strike Bowling
Search Strike Parties Today. Tom Gleeson is going to be
on the show a little bit later on, very much
looking forward to that. Woods topic Woods, what topic?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That one?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Just there?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yes, we'll bring it up in face bringing up.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We have got a PlayStation five giveaway Wood.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The highly anticipated Assassins Creed Shadows available now on multiple platforms.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Truth almighty PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh wow, outstanding.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yes that's what I got. The Mortal Kombat vo guys
come in for the day.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Very exciting.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
But yeah, we've got a PlayStation five and the new
Assassin's Creed.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Shadows highly anticipated this folks.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Which which Kylon would be winning.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Hello Kylon, Hello, Hey island to.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Kick things off?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
How old are you on twelve eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What is it eleven? Or twelve eleven eleven?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
When your turn twelve October. Okay, you're a while off, mate.
I mean if you were twelve in April, I would
have allowed it, but that is a stretch.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Pick eleven and a half. It's eleven and a half
and a half. How much do you want this PlayStation five? Mates?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Why is that?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I just really want an upgrade to my PlayStation four.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Okay, so you've got the four currently?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
How long has the five been out for? Sorry, I'm
not a game A long time? So you you've been asking?
Because I can need your mum Mandy in the car there, Mandy,
how has been after one of these for a while?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, he has, and I cannot afford.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
One expensive, aren't they? We're talking at six hundred dollar
console on my close to.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It, seven hundred and six, seven hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I get it on something I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I just said to him, start ringing as soon as
we heard it.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh wow. Okay, here's the thing. You are going to
be in control of whether Kylon gets the PlayStation five
or no.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Okay, now he's freaking out because he's worried. I'm going
to have to answer a quiz and I'll get it wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Ah, he's read it beautifully.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
He should be in programming Kyland, because he's a That's
exactly what we want to do on commercial radio. Many
you're going to have to answer five pretty basic PlayStation questions.
Oh I love a support from Kyl and that's awesome.
I reckon that support. Good turn pretty quickly if you
get a question wrong. But if you get all five
(20:41):
of the questions correct, Mandy, then Kylon gets the PlayStation
five and the new Assassin's Creed Shadows.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Okay, okay, okay, let's go guys.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now, Okay, there's a couple of things that I think
we need to bring into effect here. Firstly, obviously, Kylon,
we know you can hear us as well. Yep so
and unfun you've just rated yourself out there. So Kylin,
if we have any any inkling of the fact that
you are giving your mum the answers, it will be
all bets off and the PlayStation will go to another kid.
(21:13):
Okay that is that? Is that understood?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Understood?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah? Okay, all right, a bit of a bit of
an honesty system here.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And also, Santa won't come for the next five years,
and that's that's a direct line, we've got to the
big fellow. So all right, So the other thing, I'd say,
we've got five questions here. We've said that she is
he at all five, I'm happy to move to three
out of five if it's just okay, because I think
five's she's not going to get there. Mandy, what's your technology? Like?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Zero?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Very bad?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So best of five if you get.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you get three, three or more, you win your
You win your eleven year old son the PlayStation he's
been after for five years.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
If you get less than three answers out of the five,
he goes back to PlayStation four and probably goes back
to a closed bedroom door until he's at least eighteen probably.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Okay, Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, you're ready to go, Mandy. Okay, here we go.
First question, Kylon, we're watching you. Mandy. Name the four
symbols that feature on the PlayStation controller.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Okay, there's maybe an X, a triangle, a diamond, and
a circle.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll get we'll give
it to you. I think that by the square you
meant the diamond is a diamond squares and diamonds square
squares is a diamond on the side. That's fair. I'll
give it to you, all right. That's one out of Yeah,
you really do know nothink? All right?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That was That was the easiest question.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's the easiest question.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh gosh, okay, let's if I say to you, Hodd,
what am I talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Call of duty?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I didn't even one.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's amazing, man, Mandy, you get this one right. You're
going home with the PlayStation five?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Name the skateboarder that features on the most popular skateboarding game.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Do I get a clue? Isn't it give it a
PlayStation skateboarding game?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yes, famously, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
I really actually would have no Okay, let me try and.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Out of time? Goodbye?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Do you know that answer? Kylon?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Do you know what the answer is? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay, two questions. You need to get one of them. Mandy.
What is the name of the handheld version of PlayStation Fuller?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Nintendo is a tweet show? I don't not.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
God, Okay, Thiland, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Mate? He's hey, Colin, She's still got a chance. Mate.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
We've got one question to go. I want to get
this question.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Have you got any words of encouragement for your mum.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
He's literally got his head down.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's oh my god, mate, look we're going to go
to a song.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh stroth almighty. Mandy's in the hot seat.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You with us?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Kylon? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So we've got one question.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I need to know what was the one piece of
information that got thrown around in the car.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
That if? The next question was what color is a
PlayStation console or controller?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yea?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And why did I say diamond when that's not what
he was showing my hand? Signals for.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Back channeling going on? All right, okay, wow, wait, all right?
Well look final? Who else in the car? So Colin,
you're in the car, your sister's in the car.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
And just man, all.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Right, I haven't heard a peep out of your sister
or your daughter. Mandy. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Chili?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Chili?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
How would you describe the mood in the car? Intense?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Final question, Mandy, you get this. Your eleven year old
boy gets the president he's always dreamed of. You don't
get it. I don't think he's coming down for dinner
anytime since? Ye very quiet home, quiet car full stuff.
You know you think he was going to become monosyllabic
(25:50):
very quickly. I mean, yeah, it does feel like I'm
wreaking a family, but real fork in the road for
the family, no doubt. Well, absolutely a little moment. All right,
here we go, Mandy. Final question one PlayStation five could
be yours could be Kylon's mom of the Year awaits Mandy?
(26:12):
Which company owns PlayStation.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Oh my god, I'm going to say this and Kylon,
can I mount it to you first? Tony?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Do you want to lock in?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Sony?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yes? I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hey, Kylon, you've won a PlayStation five.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Are you here?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You go? Oh? That was great to listen to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Did well many, very much, great work.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well done, Mandy, Thank you such pleasure. Get home, pour
yourself a very large glass of chardon, and put your
feed up. My friend, you got yourself a PlayStation five.
You've got your boy a PlayStation five. Kyler, you're feeling
big fellow.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Screw homework tonight, mate.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We were talking about ruining the family, but I feel
like giving an eleven year old at a video game
console with a great game has also ruined the family
in a lot of ways.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Sure, I'll turn out, yeah, extra time and you know
I'm still I'm heap smart, so I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
English strong suit for me.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Go Taskmaster Australia premiere tonight eight thirty on Channel ten
and ten Play and the host Tom Glee send it
in the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You've got that, You've got that BDE Comedy Festival energy.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, you're not in.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The comedy festival really. Yeah, I'm bed full time. Yeah,
twenty four to seven day in, day out for the
whole year. In fact, I bring the BD down a
bit for comedy festival because it would be too intimidating.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What does to stand for serious? Everyone's just pretending to
be down with the kids, posting about.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
And expression the other days being being down with the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Snatched? Do you know what to be if someone is snatched? Snatch?
It doesn't mean pinched. It's something about being sharp or something.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Using that you're using them like you're getting the right
sense of the way the words used.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Would you see someone who's dressed really well and they
kind of look sharp and you'd say that they were snatched?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Try to really close ab I'm still a bit confused
as to what it is.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Can you perfectly define snatched?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, here we go. Georgia wants to have a cap.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I think it's very female specific, and it's just like
everything is just sat where it should be.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, so it sounds good, but so Tom, that tates
female specific after saying snatched, it doesn't help it all.
It was the first thing I thought, but I was
avoiding it. We all try and I'm still avoiding it,
and now you've wrecked it.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's trying really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Now the whole audience is as well. He managed to
dodge that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
His commercial radio blinkers are on, but we just keep
leading him moment. He's trying so hard.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm trying really hard to be well behaved.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well you weren't. You weren't snatched because you are male.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
At the Actors, Tom, thank you you did a video
and I'm gonna be honest, I never thought we'd see
you doing a video like this by guys.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Get ready with me for the actors tonight.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I'm gonna wear a suit.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Thanks for watching Peace.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
What inspired that?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Tom? I was taking the piss out of that style
of video.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I think you were going that was legit. I know
that was authentic.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You've on you cut together the intro and the outro
out in the middle.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Of his commercial radio We've gotta go to a song.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Gota cut out. The entertainment was because I recommended getting
a hair trimmer for your nose, and you yeah and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The other thing we're talking about before is that you
have great commitment to the bit. If it is just
a bit, you claim that you actually travel everywhere with
all your awards.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Now in the video. To be honest, I'm so calculated.
I thought I can't be bothered carrying all these awards
to the actors, so I just filmed them in my laundroop,
pretended that I was in the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Because it's heavy, like we are.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Back, I was carrying guns through what we thought you
were doing.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The guys deluded. You need a hobby time if you're traveling.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
There's a shelf in my house that's white. The wall
behind it was white. I think I thought this looks
like a hotel room. I got a little shot of
it and then send it to whoever edited it.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You don't do it, You don't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, I'm a teen start Yeah, yeah, your children, your
head yeah, do you kids, do you No, they wouldn't
know what they're doing. You got a professional. It's someone
on the books getting paid. Probably, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Who it is.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
It's too far belive the cloud and they just fly
out of the cloud on the social media and I
just go thanks. When people think that they think it
was me who did it, Yeah, it was me.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
To be fair, We've got the same situation.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
We've got a digital producer out there who's sitting there
going like.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, boys, you've got the same last houses.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Boys, I do want to talk to you before you
go home. He met Paul Hogan. Yeah, Sydney the oppera house.
I just thought he was dead. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
He's alive. He's a legend of Austraining comedy and I
think you should show him some respect.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Actually did think. I thought, you know, there's like a
cloud of people over the age of Addy. You're just
not sure whether or not they're gone. Man, we used
to play this game, was celebrity Dead or Alive? It
was a good bit.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Tom was in it once.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It was a subject.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got to watch Crocodile Dondi. They've got a brand
new cut of it and it's in four K. It's
all been fully digitally restored. And I watched it with
Paul Hogan.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Have you watched a major Hollywood film with the Hollywood star? No,
you haven't.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I watched the first screen of The Hobbit in Peter
Jackson's rand.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, and then already did you know it was ship?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Surely I did?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Did you turn over to Peter and say it's a
bit long, buddy, it's a bit long?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
You will? He got it. He's got the final cut,
so you got the five hours special.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Way, So you respect this man, Paul Hogan, Tom, So
why would you post a photo with him?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Where?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
To be honest to Will's credit there, I mean, he
does look half dead, his eyes are half closed. You
look amazing in the shot. Surely you're saying that, Paul O. Mate,
we'll go again. You look like you're asleep.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, we'll watch. It was just before we were going
to watch the screening and I was about to introduce
them and bring them on stage. And so what happened
was I said, let's get a quick little photo before
we go on. Pull out the camera, people take some photos.
It was like flies on a turd all these other
people turned, so we shut it down and we moved on.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Right, quick shot, it's what popularity TV.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You don't know what it's like to be hosed by
the general public like me and Paul do.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh god, if only I could have that just for
a second.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So the shocking photo was just what I had to
deal with. What you're forgetting is all three of us,
Delvin Delaney, Paul Hogan and me. We're all North for
fifty and we don't care.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, Well, what you find is you care less about photos.
The more real estate that you purchase, the more properties
you accumulate, the less you care about your.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Insta Okay, okay, if you graph them, yeah, right, numbers
of property versus.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Number of Look at Paul and.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I think you might be able to see one of
your properties in the background, actually the opera house.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The other one, it's not bad, that's negatively.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Gid Hey, Taskmaster. It's back tonight, season four, very very exciting.
Dave Hughes, Emma and Lisa mckowne, to Kashi or Wakasugi
and Tommy Little Yes, it's great.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, So I've got people I know really well, you know,
like Tommy and Dave, so going to rip into them.
And then you've got Lisa McCune, which is tricky because
she's a stray sweetheart, but yeah, tell her up anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Was she good Lisa? I feel like she'd be very
good at a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, because she's quite multifaceted. You know, she's good at
you know, she's done like live theater and she's on
comedy and so yeah, so she she often excels when
the others fall behind in stuff where you've got to perform.
And then there's other stuff that's a bit more comedy
based where she's probably not as strong, but all balances out.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Okay, Yeah, well I imagine Hughes would be pretty shit
at most things though.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So absolutely well surprised. I thought there was going to
be some confidence wrapping around there in his head somewhere,
but it was. It remains undiscovered, really as vacuous as expected.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I also saw a clip of you the other day
saying that, mate, was it Tommy Little is the worst
task Master contesting you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
He was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, again I thought he was going to be this one.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Any good?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Well, yeah, there's a winner, but I don't want to
give it away. I guess I'm really ranking them from
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Sounds like, if you're a betting person, Lisa mceune is
going to get this one in a landslide.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Actually would.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, Tommy little his humor. It can be quite basic. Basically,
any task you gave him, he would after that workout
something to do with it being shoved up his ass.
I mean, that's that's essential. That's essentially all of it happened. Yeah,
you'd be like, so the task is you have to
hide these car keys? Oh how about I put them
up my masks? Yeah, okay, thanks great? Anything else?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Shout out to Tommy if he's listening. I know he's
doing his own show right now, so I probably won't
hear this. But that's the best. That's the best kind
of doing their.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Favorite segment, What's Up? Tommy's eyes absolutely goes off. I
wish we could do it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
That's Tommy's alright.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Season is tonight eight thirty, Channel ten and ten played
tom you can get out of here right to see
your mate go home. It's one of your many houses.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Thanks for driving me home.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
It's really what he kissed
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Woods I asked you before what the most satisfied feeling
in the world was. Look for me, I think for
a lot of people, it's when you managed to find
the person with loose lips, when you find the rat,
when you find the leaky boat, the person who's spilled
a secret. It's a great feel. Oh yeah, yeah, the one. Yes,
(00:29):
Oh yeah, sure, you must have grasped yes, And I.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Woke up awesome for detectives.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But we've been spending a week. We've been spending a
week at our house trying to figure out because there
was some friends of ours got pregnant recently, huge news,
really good stuff, but got leaked. Oh no, got leaked.
Oh yeah, okay, And we were trying to figure out
how it got leaked. And these guys weren't they weren't. Yeah,
they were unhappy about it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
It just got out amongst the friendship.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah, the friendship early and you know the friends who
were pregnant, it's the first one. They were a bit
they weren't. They were pretty upset about it. And I
just had this moment in the kitchen the other day
where I found the rat in our house. My daughter
Max it's two and a half years, she squealed. So
(01:23):
it turned out, yeah, she's the rugrat. Thanks jolly, that's
what that is. I wasn't able to explain it, but
you know, those got it, got.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
It amazingly understood.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I thought, you it's not amazing us a lot of things.
So when what had happened was my very good friend
had had a few beers and they were looking after
my daughter for the afternoon, and he turned to my
daughter and said, Max, guess what a little bit of
(01:53):
a joke here Sarah and he points to his belly,
has got a baby in her belly. It's just like,
you know whatever, she's a kitchen Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
had people around for drinks the other night. Turns out
every private conversation makes have been The first thing she
said was guess what Sarah told the whole party?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I think, unfortunately, it's your mate here to a child
and say he gives that imp.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
He accepts full responsibility. But it's just I think there's
just a moment where you realize that you've got a
live one like you've got like she is. She can't
she can't trust with anything. She went, she really she
really blew it the other day, and I want to
know from you guys, by the way, thirteen one and
six five if a toddler's ratted you out, because I imagine
it happens more often than you think.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I repeat things and when, and it's funny when they
repeat something and they see that you don't like that
they repeated it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't know if it's yeah, that's that's a red
rag to a bull for.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Ready, And she's like, that made you uncomfortable, I'm going
to repeat it for ever now exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
So she's learned to use the toilet at the moment,
big toilet. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So she came out weirdly. Her mum also poved with
her in this instance that age fine, yeah, fine, do
as I do, not as I say. Nice. Yeah, So
they went together. Anyway, she walked out and I noticed
that she hadn't washed her hands.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, sure yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And I was like, get back in there, wash your hands. Yeah,
And she turned to me and she said, mommy didn't
wash her hands perfect. And I was like, all right,
both a bigger problem and two children, both of you
get back in there, all right. Thirty one and six five.
If a toddler has ranted you out and I sam
youro grub if you're listening, revealed she never washes her hands.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
After a two.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah too.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Is that a Dutch? Is it a Dutch?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Could be traditions, Yeah, make it. Let's make it racial.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
So this one's an interesting one, will because technically I
didn't do the crime, but it made it seem like
I did a heinous crime.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
So I was walking Remy into daycare and we always
have a chat with the lady Sally, who makes the food.
If you're listening, Sally, big hello, and they always have
a little chat and like what's for lunch, et cetera. Anyway,
Remy just decided to say, daddy, poo poo in bath.
And I did not do it poopoo in bath, but
she does. If I pass win, she calls she goes
(04:20):
poo pool, but unfortunately her fart is a poopol. She
keeps saying that I'm poopooing around the house and I'm
put pooing in the bar, and so they're really looking
at me strangely at daycare.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Fair enough, if I was Sally, yeah, i'd definitely be
jelling the other people call that day that you be
shit in the bath.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I was remy down some six stuff's going on the
white Little house.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Kathy, this is when you were a kid. Oh so
you ratted someone out as a two year old?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, no, no, no, this is my daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Guys, this one's going to get here. So my daughter's
thirty one.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Now, so this is a long time ago.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
And I was happened to be training her at the time,
so she wasn't even two, and I was actually pregnant
with her sister. And my mother was said, I'll take
it to the loo, and I said, okay, thanks. So
she went off there and they left the door open
and they were having a little conversation. I happened to
be walking past the loo at the time, and I
heard my nearly two year old say to her grandmother, Grandma,
(05:13):
did you know that my mama doesn't really like you much?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
And I really I had no idea where she got
that idea from.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So you do like your Holy gosh, this is my
mother in law us her own checks out. Unfortunately, Kathy,
that's far too close to home, all right. Rebecca's girl
thirty one and six five, Rebecca, Hi, how are you?
Your Your child routed you out?
Speaker 8 (05:41):
I had three children. I had a four year old
and twin two year old. That's and I was feeding
one day down by right highway and the policeman pulled
me over. But just before he pulled me over, I'm like,
oh damn, mummy was feeding. And then when the policeman said, oh,
you know, you realize speeding, I'm like, no, no, no, no,
I'm not speeding. I wasn't speeding. And they're like, yes, Mama,
(06:05):
you said bugger, you were speeding. And I'm like, oh
my god. And then then he proceeded to say to me,
is this your address on my license?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Is this where you live?
Speaker 8 (06:15):
And I'm like, yeap, yep, that's my address. But we'd
actually moved house two weeks before. The hall chimed up
and said, Mama, we don't live now.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Gosh, oh wow, you cursed the day you bought you
gave birth to them. My imagine in that moment, Oh wow,
you just want them on your team. Read the room, David,
hard to hear, David, this is when yeah, good is
when your son was three he rated you out.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
So the mother in the step mother in law, she's
a hairdresser and she all of the work at the time,
and he went over there and got a haircut, and
he come home and I said to my wife, that
is the most terrible haircut I've ever seen. She's never
doing that again. And he's obviously overheard that. And it
was a couple of years later we're sitting around eating
(07:09):
dinner at the dinner table, and you know, the him
mares were over, and she said, oh, no, I think
it's storm that we cut your hair again. And he's like, nah,
you never cut my hair again. My dad says, you
don't do a good job. Cut there.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It was years later, it was yeah, right, he was
sitting wait for the moment memories like an elephant as well. Wow,
great stuff, Dave Charlotte, we're talking about when Toddler's ratted
you out. This is your friend's daughter.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
My friend's daughter.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
So my girlfriend was going through a trial separation with
her husband and she was at her boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
What is a trial separation?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
They were like.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Going to divorce, but they weren't sure, so they thought
they'll trial it so she would they would live separately.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Okay, progress sounds good.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Unfortunately, she got herself a boyfriend at the very.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Start of that.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Oh, so she's staying at the boyfriend's house, her child
with the father, and they do like a FaceTime, and
her daughter wants to tell her that she's finally done
a pool on the toilet, and then she starts asking
for oh, where's so and so?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Where's so and so?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
And the husble the ex husband, who's.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
So and so?
Speaker 6 (08:23):
And it was oh, nobody, because the daughter recognized her
house and she wanted to talk to the boyfriend, and
so the whole thing came out, I see, And it
turned out she'd been.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Cheating for a while.
Speaker 10 (08:33):
It was.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, two and a half year.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Old rather out, Oh that's terrific.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Look, they're all horrific. They're all they're all very good.
But I just don't think the producers reminded me that
we might have recycled this phone topic from another.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Day, and it does sound unlike us.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
There's nothing that it's all fresh your ingenuity over here,
but a similar phone It was a similar phone top.
You know, such things as a new idea, they've all
been done before. Anyway, Look, I think we've covered our
tracks there. We did get a great call on this
topic the other day. Have listened used to work in
childcare Sarah if I.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
Was new to the industry, only been in the industry
for six months, just got all the qualifications supervising the
bathroom of the three to five year olds, the little
girls going to the toilet, doing a normal thing. She
looks over to the boy, points to him and goes,
my mom's got one of them. She straps it on.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Woodrow.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Australia's most sexually active woman has got engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's obviously notesome my interpretation of her.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've got to figure that out. How did we get
to that?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
So she get to that. She's an only fans model.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Her name is Annie Knight, and I think the reason
that she's referred to as the most sexually active woman
in Australia is because she is currently on an OnlyFans
challenge of betting one thousand people in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
So that's that's that's in motion.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
But that's the sorry she's come out at the start
of the year and just gone, I just want to
bury the weas all a thousand times.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, so she's kind of like said that that's my
challenge this year and you can.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Follow follow me all along, follow along.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I think you subscribe to her channel and you get
to see the journey.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And she's been engaged and so last night or you know,
she's saving herself she's now No.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Well I don't think that's going on, but she's engaged.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh my god. Yes, one of the puers has just said,
that's twenty people a week.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It's a busy week. That's a busy week.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
If you're washing your sheets there.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Maybe it's a whole team behind that process.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, you need, you need. There'd be a waiting.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Room, organized the people and do the right checks and whatnot. Oh,
a big process.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Anyway, she's married to.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
A guy called I didn't even think about that guy
called Henry.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Married to she's engaged to a guy called Henry and
his thing. It gets interesting to me here that they've
only been dating for a week.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
One week into dating. Yeah, Henry's popped the question.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
She said, yes, Henry know about the nine hundred and
eighty seven others and was he one of the thousand?
Was he?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Jeez, that was special and.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I don't think he was one of the thousand. But
he's very across it and he's very supportive of it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh wow, so modern new age guy.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, this this one impacts the journey at all.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
He's like, Hey, we're engaged, we're going to get married,
but you let's still get the thousand. You're doing it
together now. I guess he's involved in it, but like
he's supportive of it. What I want to focus on
the what? No, come, okay, Yeah, what do you want
to ask?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We want to do?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I've got a lot of questions, but I don't think
I'll be able to answer any of these questions.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'm not sure exactly how it works, but all I.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Know is said to you, I want to sleep with
five hundred guys before the end of the year.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
It's a chat. It's definitely a chat. It's to sit
down chat, probably with the third party, i'd say a
therapist and just go let's nut this out. So they've
only been dating for a week, and I think, look,
if this is a great love story, I'm so happy
for them, Like you know, onwards and upwards, it'll be
a great life for them. But he's one of those
situations where I feel like you've only been dating for
(12:13):
a week. Maybe this is one of those proposals that
you go, oh, maybe we've gone to early here. Maybe
let's just let's forget about the proposal. Yeah, and let's
just date for a.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
While out of your way, and then we can have
a chat when you're in the club.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Right maybe. And it made me think, you're not getting.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Bumped out of bed at six am for number three
hundred and forty two. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Sorry, Henry got
to wake up.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
The boys are here exactly right. Made me think of
my dad.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
You got me a coffee on made me think of
my dad, not because my mum was trying to do that.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, journey.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It made me just how this supplies to your father.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Made me think about my dad, because when my dad
first proposed to my mum, Yeah, he did it after
a couple of drinks and he was very excited.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And the morning after when mum went to go and.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Ring her dad, so my grandpa, Yeah, Dad, like he'd
never moved faster in his life. And he lunged over
to the phone and like hung up the phone and
was like, oh on, hang on, now, I know I
proposed last night.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But I think we just need to think about it
a little. Oh wow, and he backed down. Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
It was like.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I got swept up in the romance.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I just think, let's just think about it, forget this.
He did that, and then like a month later he
did it again, and then double double after he was like,
now I'm sorry, Melissa, I'm just I think I've gone
the early crow again.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Maybe we just thinking about it.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
So I'm just I'm interested. I'm curious. Thirteen one oh
six five is the number? Yeah, did they back out
of a proposal? Or did you back out of a proposal?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Yeah, you've done it, probably in like maybe after a
couple of drinks you'd been excited, and then maybe a
few days later you were like.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Ah, you know what, I'm going to take that bank.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I can't eat anything worse.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
I take that bank.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Oh I can't. Actually, my partner's looking with a thousand
men in the year.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Dad did it to but we'll get there in a second.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
But my dad's done it twice so to make my
dad feel better, Like sure, if you have experienced this
around dad, Dad in like a romantic kind of you know,
he's a romantic guy, and he would go the proposal
with my mum. And then it was always the morning
after obviously sobering up a little bit hangover, where Mum
would go to tell people and he.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Would say, oh wa wah, yeah, you didn't take that seriously?
Did you?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Can I have the Can I have the ring back?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Extraordinary mine is that she stayed with him though, and
waited for the third go and then you know, they
very often three cracks at a proposal. It's normally one
and done.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I would have thought so, Yeah, I would have thought so.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
But the reason we're talking about it is because only
fans Model any Night has got engaged to a gentleman
called Henry, and.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's not just and that you know a lot of
only fans fans out there might be devastated to hear that,
but it's not all bad news. Was she's going to continue?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Well, yeah, she's currently on a journey to bet one
thousand people in twenty twenty five, and naturally a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Of come away for the Netflix dogo, Well.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It could be absolutely a lot of pundits were wondering
though what happens to the journey obviously, like is that
going to continue?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
And it absolutely is. He's very supportive of that.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
But this was just one of the situations, not because
of that part of it, but they've only actually been
dating for a week. So I thought maybe this is
one of those situations where it's like, after thinking about
it a bit, like.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Have we gone a little bit early here? Only a week?
You know? Yeah, I don't even date him for a week.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
I mean, as we're talking about in the song, he
does know that it's a profession.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I think that is one side. I think that's all fine.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It's the only dating for a week bit that I'm like,
should you date for a little bit longer?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
A thousand people in a year power to you?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I say, yeah, interesting, I think it's got to be
a factor.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Surely horses, of course, surely.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So I think they're kind of related because I think
that we've got this thousand thousand people in a year,
and we've got the one week factor.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, I'm thinking that the one week factor is going
to be exposed after, you know, we start getting through
a few more weeks of the thousand people.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
In a year thing, potentially, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I think I think I would almost Yeah, it's a
logistical thing. All of a sudden, I think, so, do
you know you're gonna get married? If ever want to
live together? And I don't know if I want to
live with someone who's got a revolving door out in
front of the house. Yes, yeah, yeah, that would Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
What's got to Alisha here?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Who's caught up? Alisha?
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah? I'm not too bad. How are you?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Is it a outstanding a maud standing?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Now the question, Alisha is have you all they taken
back a proposal?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You can relate?
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yes, yes, I can relate.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
The boyfriend I had at the time when I was pregnant,
I ended up in hospital very dehydrated, and my dad
went to his place saying are you in or out
of the relationship? Because he wasn't around, and so he
ended up coming to the hospital. He apologized for his
behavior and then proposed to me, and at my very
weakest I said yes. And then about a week later
(17:04):
we met up and he said like he was pressured
into proposing, and I said, well, that's it.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
I said, if you felt like that, then I'm not
interested trust it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh wow my tone, ship lord, no doubt.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
Yes, And then yeah, and that that's it.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
We we we barely, we barely spoke from then on.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
And yeah, as the rest of his.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
History n.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay a parent who couldn't be happier.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'm sure you don't have blood.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I hope you're doing a great job. Less you sound wonderful,
I hope, Alicia. Why don't you have turn bucks you
go and spend at Strike Bowling. You can take your
kids down there, that'll be that'll be great.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
My daughter loves bawling down there.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That'll be awesome. But the good times rather Strike Bowling
Search Strike Parties Today. Tom Gleeson is going to be
on the show a little bit later on, very much
looking forward to that. Woods topic Woods, what topic?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
That one?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Just there?
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yes, we'll bring it up in face bringing up.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
We have got a PlayStation five giveaway Wood.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The highly anticipated Assassins Creed Shadows available now on multiple platforms.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Truth almighty PlayStation.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh wow, outstanding.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yes that's what I got. The Mortal Kombat vo guys
come in for the day.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Very exciting.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
But yeah, we've got a PlayStation five and the new
Assassin's Creed.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Shadows highly anticipated this folks.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Which which Kylon would be winning.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Hello Kylon, Hello, Hey island to.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Kick things off?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (19:06):
How old are you on twelve eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
What is it eleven? Or twelve eleven eleven?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
When your turn twelve October. Okay, you're a while off, mate.
I mean if you were twelve in April, I would
have allowed it, but that is a stretch.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Pick eleven and a half. It's eleven and a half
and a half. How much do you want this PlayStation five? Mates?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Why is that?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
I just really want an upgrade to my PlayStation four.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Okay, so you've got the four currently?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
How long has the five been out for? Sorry, I'm
not a game A long time? So you you've been asking?
Because I can need your mum Mandy in the car there, Mandy,
how has been after one of these for a while?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, he has, and I cannot afford.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
One expensive, aren't they? We're talking at six hundred dollar
console on my close to.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
It, seven hundred and six, seven hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I get it on something I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
I just said to him, start ringing as soon as
we heard it.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
On the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh wow. Okay, here's the thing. You are going to
be in control of whether Kylon gets the PlayStation five
or no.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Okay, now he's freaking out because he's worried. I'm going
to have to answer a quiz and I'll get it wrong.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Ah, he's read it beautifully.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
He should be in programming Kyland, because he's a That's
exactly what we want to do on commercial radio. Many
you're going to have to answer five pretty basic PlayStation questions.
Oh I love a support from Kyl and that's awesome.
I reckon that support. Good turn pretty quickly if you
get a question wrong. But if you get all five
(20:41):
of the questions correct, Mandy, then Kylon gets the PlayStation
five and the new Assassin's Creed Shadows.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Okay, okay, okay, let's go guys.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Now, Okay, there's a couple of things that I think
we need to bring into effect here. Firstly, obviously, Kylon,
we know you can hear us as well. Yep so
and unfun you've just rated yourself out there. So Kylin,
if we have any any inkling of the fact that
you are giving your mum the answers, it will be
all bets off and the PlayStation will go to another kid.
(21:13):
Okay that is that? Is that understood?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Understood?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah? Okay, all right, a bit of a bit of
an honesty system here.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
And also, Santa won't come for the next five years,
and that's that's a direct line, we've got to the
big fellow. So all right, So the other thing, I'd say,
we've got five questions here. We've said that she is
he at all five, I'm happy to move to three
out of five if it's just okay, because I think
five's she's not going to get there. Mandy, what's your technology? Like?
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Zero?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Very bad?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So best of five if you get.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you get three, three or more, you win your
You win your eleven year old son the PlayStation he's
been after for five years.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
If you get less than three answers out of the five,
he goes back to PlayStation four and probably goes back
to a closed bedroom door until he's at least eighteen probably.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
Okay, Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Okay, you're ready to go, Mandy. Okay, here we go.
First question, Kylon, we're watching you. Mandy. Name the four
symbols that feature on the PlayStation controller.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Okay, there's maybe an X, a triangle, a diamond, and
a circle.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, I'll give it to you. I'll get we'll give
it to you. I think that by the square you
meant the diamond is a diamond squares and diamonds square
squares is a diamond on the side. That's fair. I'll
give it to you, all right. That's one out of Yeah,
you really do know nothink? All right?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That was That was the easiest question.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
That's the easiest question.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh gosh, okay, let's if I say to you, Hodd,
what am I talking about?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Call of duty?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (23:07):
I didn't even one.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
That's amazing, man, Mandy, you get this one right. You're
going home with the PlayStation five?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Name the skateboarder that features on the most popular skateboarding game.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Do I get a clue? Isn't it give it a
PlayStation skateboarding game?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yes, famously, I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
I really actually would have no Okay, let me try and.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Out of time? Goodbye?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Do you know that answer? Kylon?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Do you know what the answer is? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Okay, two questions. You need to get one of them. Mandy.
What is the name of the handheld version of PlayStation Fuller?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Nintendo is a tweet show? I don't not.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
God, Okay, Thiland, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Mate? He's hey, Colin, She's still got a chance. Mate.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
We've got one question to go. I want to get
this question.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Have you got any words of encouragement for your mum.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
He's literally got his head down.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
He's oh my god, mate, look we're going to go
to a song.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh stroth almighty. Mandy's in the hot seat.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
You with us?
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Kylon? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So we've got one question.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I need to know what was the one piece of
information that got thrown around in the car.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
That if? The next question was what color is a
PlayStation console or controller?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yea?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And why did I say diamond when that's not what
he was showing my hand? Signals for.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Back channeling going on? All right, okay, wow, wait, all right?
Well look final? Who else in the car? So Colin,
you're in the car, your sister's in the car.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
And just man, all.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Right, I haven't heard a peep out of your sister
or your daughter. Mandy. Hello, what's your name?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Chili?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Chili?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
How would you describe the mood in the car? Intense?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Final question, Mandy, you get this. Your eleven year old
boy gets the president he's always dreamed of. You don't
get it. I don't think he's coming down for dinner
anytime since? Ye very quiet home, quiet car full stuff.
You know you think he was going to become monosyllabic
(25:50):
very quickly. I mean, yeah, it does feel like I'm
wreaking a family, but real fork in the road for
the family, no doubt. Well, absolutely a little moment. All right,
here we go, Mandy. Final question one PlayStation five could
be yours could be Kylon's mom of the Year awaits Mandy?
(26:12):
Which company owns PlayStation.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Oh my god, I'm going to say this and Kylon,
can I mount it to you first? Tony?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Do you want to lock in?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Sony?
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yes? I do, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Hey, Kylon, you've won a PlayStation five.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Are you here?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You go? Oh? That was great to listen to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Did well many, very much, great work.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well done, Mandy, Thank you such pleasure. Get home, pour
yourself a very large glass of chardon, and put your
feed up. My friend, you got yourself a PlayStation five.
You've got your boy a PlayStation five. Kyler, you're feeling
big fellow.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Screw homework tonight, mate.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We were talking about ruining the family, but I feel
like giving an eleven year old at a video game
console with a great game has also ruined the family
in a lot of ways.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Sure, I'll turn out, yeah, extra time and you know
I'm still I'm heap smart, so I don't worry about it.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
English strong suit for me.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Go Taskmaster Australia premiere tonight eight thirty on Channel ten
and ten Play and the host Tom Glee send it
in the studio.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You've got that, You've got that BDE Comedy Festival energy.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, you're not in.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The comedy festival really. Yeah, I'm bed full time. Yeah,
twenty four to seven day in, day out for the
whole year. In fact, I bring the BD down a
bit for comedy festival because it would be too intimidating.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What does to stand for serious? Everyone's just pretending to
be down with the kids, posting about.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
And expression the other days being being down with the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Snatched? Do you know what to be if someone is snatched? Snatch?
It doesn't mean pinched. It's something about being sharp or something.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Using that you're using them like you're getting the right
sense of the way the words used.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Would you see someone who's dressed really well and they
kind of look sharp and you'd say that they were snatched?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Try to really close ab I'm still a bit confused
as to what it is.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Can you perfectly define snatched?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well, here we go. Georgia wants to have a cap.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I think it's very female specific, and it's just like
everything is just sat where it should be.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Okay, so it sounds good, but so Tom, that tates
female specific after saying snatched, it doesn't help it all.
It was the first thing I thought, but I was
avoiding it. We all try and I'm still avoiding it,
and now you've wrecked it.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's trying really hard.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Now the whole audience is as well. He managed to
dodge that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
His commercial radio blinkers are on, but we just keep
leading him moment. He's trying so hard.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'm trying really hard to be well behaved.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Well you weren't. You weren't snatched because you are male.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
At the Actors, Tom, thank you you did a video
and I'm gonna be honest, I never thought we'd see
you doing a video like this by guys.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Get ready with me for the actors tonight.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
I'm gonna wear a suit.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Thanks for watching Peace.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
What inspired that?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Tom? I was taking the piss out of that style
of video.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I think you were going that was legit. I know
that was authentic.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You've on you cut together the intro and the outro
out in the middle.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Of his commercial radio We've gotta go to a song.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Gota cut out. The entertainment was because I recommended getting
a hair trimmer for your nose, and you yeah and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
The other thing we're talking about before is that you
have great commitment to the bit. If it is just
a bit, you claim that you actually travel everywhere with
all your awards.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Now in the video. To be honest, I'm so calculated.
I thought I can't be bothered carrying all these awards
to the actors, so I just filmed them in my laundroop,
pretended that I was in the hotel room.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Because it's heavy, like we are.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Back, I was carrying guns through what we thought you
were doing.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The guys deluded. You need a hobby time if you're traveling.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
There's a shelf in my house that's white. The wall
behind it was white. I think I thought this looks
like a hotel room. I got a little shot of
it and then send it to whoever edited it.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You don't do it, You don't do it.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
No, I'm a teen start Yeah, yeah, your children, your
head yeah, do you kids, do you No, they wouldn't
know what they're doing. You got a professional. It's someone
on the books getting paid. Probably, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
Who it is.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
It's too far belive the cloud and they just fly
out of the cloud on the social media and I
just go thanks. When people think that they think it
was me who did it, Yeah, it was me.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
To be fair, We've got the same situation.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
We've got a digital producer out there who's sitting there
going like.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, boys, you've got the same last houses.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Boys, I do want to talk to you before you
go home. He met Paul Hogan. Yeah, Sydney the oppera house.
I just thought he was dead. So there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
He's alive. He's a legend of Austraining comedy and I
think you should show him some respect.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Actually did think. I thought, you know, there's like a
cloud of people over the age of Addy. You're just
not sure whether or not they're gone. Man, we used
to play this game, was celebrity Dead or Alive? It
was a good bit.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Tom was in it once.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
It was a subject.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I got to watch Crocodile Dondi. They've got a brand
new cut of it and it's in four K. It's
all been fully digitally restored. And I watched it with
Paul Hogan.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Have you watched a major Hollywood film with the Hollywood star? No,
you haven't.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
I watched the first screen of The Hobbit in Peter
Jackson's rand.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, and then already did you know it was ship?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Surely I did?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
You?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Did you turn over to Peter and say it's a
bit long, buddy, it's a bit long?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
You will? He got it. He's got the final cut,
so you got the five hours special.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Way, So you respect this man, Paul Hogan, Tom, So
why would you post a photo with him?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Where?
Speaker 4 (32:47):
To be honest to Will's credit there, I mean, he
does look half dead, his eyes are half closed. You
look amazing in the shot. Surely you're saying that, Paul O. Mate,
we'll go again. You look like you're asleep.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, we'll watch. It was just before we were going
to watch the screening and I was about to introduce
them and bring them on stage. And so what happened
was I said, let's get a quick little photo before
we go on. Pull out the camera, people take some photos.
It was like flies on a turd all these other
people turned, so we shut it down and we moved on.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Right, quick shot, it's what popularity TV.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
You don't know what it's like to be hosed by
the general public like me and Paul do.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh god, if only I could have that just for
a second.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
So the shocking photo was just what I had to
deal with. What you're forgetting is all three of us,
Delvin Delaney, Paul Hogan and me. We're all North for
fifty and we don't care.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, it must be nice.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, Well, what you find is you care less about photos.
The more real estate that you purchase, the more properties
you accumulate, the less you care about your.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
Insta Okay, okay, if you graph them, yeah, right, numbers
of property versus.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Number of Look at Paul and.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I think you might be able to see one of
your properties in the background, actually the opera house.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
The other one, it's not bad, that's negatively.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Gid Hey, Taskmaster. It's back tonight, season four, very very exciting.
Dave Hughes, Emma and Lisa mckowne, to Kashi or Wakasugi
and Tommy Little Yes, it's great.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, So I've got people I know really well, you know,
like Tommy and Dave, so going to rip into them.
And then you've got Lisa McCune, which is tricky because
she's a stray sweetheart, but yeah, tell her up anyway.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Was she good Lisa? I feel like she'd be very
good at a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, because she's quite multifaceted. You know, she's good at
you know, she's done like live theater and she's on
comedy and so yeah, so she she often excels when
the others fall behind in stuff where you've got to perform.
And then there's other stuff that's a bit more comedy
based where she's probably not as strong, but all balances out.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Okay, Yeah, well I imagine Hughes would be pretty shit
at most things though.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
So absolutely well surprised. I thought there was going to
be some confidence wrapping around there in his head somewhere,
but it was. It remains undiscovered, really as vacuous as expected.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I also saw a clip of you the other day
saying that, mate, was it Tommy Little is the worst
task Master contesting you've ever seen?
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
He was.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, again I thought he was going to be this one.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Any good?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Well, yeah, there's a winner, but I don't want to
give it away. I guess I'm really ranking them from
the bottom.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Sounds like, if you're a betting person, Lisa mceune is
going to get this one in a landslide.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Actually would.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, Tommy little his humor. It can be quite basic. Basically,
any task you gave him, he would after that workout
something to do with it being shoved up his ass.
I mean, that's that's essential. That's essentially all of it happened. Yeah,
you'd be like, so the task is you have to
hide these car keys? Oh how about I put them
up my masks? Yeah, okay, thanks great? Anything else?
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Shout out to Tommy if he's listening. I know he's
doing his own show right now, so I probably won't
hear this. But that's the best. That's the best kind
of doing their.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
Favorite segment, What's Up? Tommy's eyes absolutely goes off. I
wish we could do it.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
That's Tommy's alright.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Season is tonight eight thirty, Channel ten and ten played
tom you can get out of here right to see
your mate go home. It's one of your many houses.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Thanks for driving me home.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
It's really what he kissed
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