August 7, 2025 • 36 mins
- Tradies, what’s the weirdest request you’ve had from a customer?
- What did you do to scare off the burglar? Maybe bark like a dog? Get nude?
- Hair, Chalk, chewed gum, all things people have put in their mouth as a child.
- How much do you think a 10m Megalodon shark is being sold for?
- We dissect Woody’s enquiry about a dead mother from yesterday
- We giveaway another trip a day to LA!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
The Will and Woody podcast, What's pretty weird scenes at
the White House today?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Will.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
A whole bunch of press rocked up. Obviously they're there
to interview.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Donald Trump or just get some shots of the White House.
I'm not really sure what they do there.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Anyway, They're standing out the front of the White House
and all of a sudden, the US President, Donald Trump
just appears on the roof. It comes comes, comes out
of nowhere, the President on the roof, walking around on
the roof of the White House.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Naturally, the press start yelling questions at.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Him, Why are you all the roof?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What are you doing up there?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let's come you out to talk to us. If you
couldn't hear him, he said, I'm taking a little walk.
It's good for your health.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But he was also up there with an architect, a
very well known architect, and if you see the footage,
he's just in these really robust conversations with this architect,
and he's strongly pointing in certain directions and whatnot. And
I was just imagining that conversation and if I'm that architect.
I am absolutely hating that because the amount of tripe
(01:31):
that would be coming out of his mouth and the
requests that he would be making.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
He was pointing what was going for is changing the
actual winehouse or changing Washington.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think he wants to build a ballroom on the roof.
What that's madness, It's absolute madness. He wants to build
a ballroom. He wants a big ballroom on the roof of.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He's so funny at the moment. Such a shame that
he's you know, he's such a dick. Because he's so funny.
I think we can still laugh at him though. I'm
definitely laughing at him here. That's good. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I just thought on thirteen like a club on top
of the White House with the ballroom, have to have
ball he wants to host a few people.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
On the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Anyway, Benny has cat on thirteen one O sixty five
because I'm just interested.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Ben, you work on a on a construction site. So
what do you do, Ben?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Mate, I'm a construction supervisor.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, what's the weirdest request you've received?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Mate? I had a client wanting to put a goat's
head in a peer before we put concrete in it.
What it was, mate? I think it was part of
his religion and good faith and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
So did you did you?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Did you get a goat head and get it in
the pit?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Ben made he had the goats head in his car
on ice.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He had a goat head on ice. Just bloody hell,
thanks for Ben. That's odd. It's got a Daniel driving
around with a goat's head on ice.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You have to keep refreshing in the eyes, wouldn't you
have to? Yeah, it's got Daniel here, Daniel. Yeah, of
course you get. If you're going to get an eski,
get it from Domtica, Dometic to the best in Australia.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Daniel. What's the weirdest request you've had on a work site? Hey,
arm fellas outstanding, Daniel, weirdest request you faid?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
So I work.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
I'm a plumber.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I work residential and new homes, and one day I
was working on this bran not brand new house, a
residential house, and I had a family that was Yugoslavian
and I'm from Daniel. I don't think no, no, no, no,
this it does matter in this story because I am Russian.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
So similar?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Wow, the same same, but I shouldn't say the same,
same but different but similar, okay. And they found out
I was Russian and instantly were attracted to me and
would not let me leave their house till I had
to sit down lunch with them.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
What and full.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Shut doors behind me making sure that I would have
a lunch with them?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
What it was?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Mental?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
I was there a forty five.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Minute job blew out to two and a half hours
because his missus had to sit there cook everything.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow, and what's there is a subservience thing going on there?
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Day?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Well, the thing was me being Russian then being the
Yugoslavian they were massive putin supporters. Oh and they thought
me being Russian, like my family is from Russia. I
was not born there. They just thought I must.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Be a huge putin supporter. Oh my lord.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
And I had the old feller like they were seniors,
come up to me here and whisper putin in my
that many times it did to me, put his mouth
in my ear and go prout with his arm raised
this close.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Wow, that's really for.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
You?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
And I've got my apprentice who's.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sixteen seventeen much say for of course.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
They sent us home with like they gave us a
full sit down meal and then gave us like a
massive plastic bag but with only one of everything. So
not for my apprentice, just they fed him.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But then that was it.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You're not getting any.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Extra da mate, great story. You can have one hundred
dollar fun day. Vouch for that one. Make that's very,
very good story. It's got to Thomas here now that
that is extraordinary. I love that Tom beat the goat's
head on ice. But I think we have Nina.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Let's go to Thomas. Now, Thomas, you work on a
work site. This was at a customer's house. Worst request
or weirdest request you've ever got.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Yeah, So I was fixing a water in the backyard
and drub was all done, cleaned up, et cetera. Just
put them tools back in the car, and the client
asked me if I could put a dead bird in
the ground.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh, yeah, you've already put a goats head in there,
so yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well not already sitting in the bin in water and
nuggets and all kinds of stuff, and the doug the
hole was already pretty dark. All was put in the
ground and take good bye to it?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What was the bird yet say goodbye to it? Did
you have to say some words? Did they make you
do a eulogy for the bird?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Tell us they looked at me as I've put it in,
and they expected me to say something, and I just
said bye with the magpis I hate.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It l a bird's eulogy?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You wish you if you could have your words back again, Thomas,
what would you have said?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Well, the magpie and the cats reporter so stuff, Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Got that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'd love to know how you scared off the intruders.
Very tough thing to do, really ballsy thing to do.
Thirteen and six five, someone's in your house. You start
doing some weird things, some really weird things. There's a
guy in Melbourne. There's some audio of him chasing intruders
out of his house.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh, not advised by the way. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
do that, I reckon if I was in that situation. No,
a lot of people wouldn't. Probably best just let him
do what they're doing. Sort it out after sure. Now
we've covered that. It's a bit of fun. So anyway,
so he nice man the legal hat on for a
second there. Good. So he sees these guys, I think
(07:46):
on his CCTV. He goes down there and he's sitting
in a bunk of watching his cameras or no, you
just get an alert on your phone. Yeah, yeah, I've
got the CCTV to I've got the cameras as well,
so it tells you. So he goes, I want to
get these guys out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So he goes down there and he pretends to bark
like a dog, like he pretends he's a big dog.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's not the best dog ever.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The best dog ever is the guy from a current
affair of all those years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's the best dog.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yesterday morning, I came out into the front yard and
the dogs were across the bad and as soon as
they saw me, they came bounding over.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And I just made it into the front door.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
No one's robbing that, No way. I never heard of
someone pretend to be a dog before like that. That
feels people yell obviously, when your fear and your adrenaline
is running, you yell. You know, you try and make
your voice as ugly and as scary as he possibly can.
He actually says something before he barks, like a dog
that we can't play on air, And I checked that
(08:57):
with the producers, okay, and they've said we can't.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Too much of a threat, obviously too much of it.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But I would imagine a lot of people would yell
at I've got a dog, I've got a dog. But
you know you can get those stickers as well on
the house is aware of the dog.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You know a lot of people do the dog play? Yeah,
a lot of people play, yeah, play the dog thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think it's base level. I think you knew better
than that. We remember the movie Home alone, a bit
of originality. How do you get an intruder out of
your home? Thirty one and six five? And then this
is this is.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Classic Merry Christmas, your felthy animal and a happy New.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Year, great year. Yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So thirty one and six five, many different ways to
do it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Just get inside their heads a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like you go like, yeah, take it, mates, think you'll
get a surprise when you get home.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And then he's going, what's you get a surprise? Like
what's in the jewelry?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What's you put in the jew Like yeah, mate, take
my car, but you'll get a surprise when you turn
the ignition.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What that you put a bomb in your own Just
get him thinking serious in the car?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
On mate, go on, Rebecca, because it's a scary scenario
as well. Rebecca, what what did you is that friend
of yours who resorted to something to get rid of
the intruders.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
Yes, it was quite smart play.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
In the middle of the night, she heard people break
into her home, so she used her mobile phone to
call the landline, which was enough to scare them up.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh brilliant.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
I don't know who we think of that in the
middle of someone breaking into that really.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Clever, hang on, hang hand. The burglars got scared off
because the home phone started.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Because they get wried that someone's going to wake up
and going on to the phone. Oh yeah, right, so clever.
Do you remember, like they're scared.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, like they're they're they're already out for the slightest noise.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You could just do an alarm, good alarm.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Six five.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
First time I've done that. First time you saw in
the planning list. How do you how do you scare
off intruders? And I I heard you practicing the first time.
Susanne or Susan Do you prefer Susan or Suzanne like
the shop.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Susie, go ahead, how'd you scare no? Sue allowed? Please?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, Sue, Sue does did you know you a bit? Anyway?
How'd you scare off the intruders?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Sue?
Speaker 11 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
So this has actually been my sister's story. So one
night when I was living with her, me and my
mum left the house, so she was home alone in
the middle of night. And around that time, my dad
had passed recently, and she was home alone and she
started hearing the front door rat all. So she started
getting a bit spooked, and then she saw the lights
flash in the lounge and she's like, Dad, if you
(11:42):
give me a sign, and the lights start flashing, not
knowing that really, you know, someone was messing with electricity.
And so she's hearing rattling in the back door as well.
So she's fully convinced she's being haunted.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
By my dad.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
So she burst out crying, screaming, and then you know,
me and Mom came home and she's telling us all
about this, and for you know, a week and a half,
I'm convinced that my dad's come and he's haunting us.
But then we saw evidence of the backyard, like a
burglary attempt because the door was broken. Oh, they must
(12:17):
have tried to rob the place, and they've heard this
girl inside the house screaming because it looks like the
house is empty because me and my mom had just left.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's actually a bad theory though, Like if you're getting
burgled and you go dad, is that you Jesus? She
loved it to them. They were they were cool. They're like, geess,
were caught here?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And then then then she goes Dad, but you flick
the lights on and the guy's just by the switch.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
She's quite amazing. Are you gonna they will money mug
for that one?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Su?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's good on.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, we are talking about this, by the way, because
there's a guy in Melbourne who scared off some intruders
by barking.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Like a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I haven't send the footage down on fourth No, no, no,
just the voice. I didn't embody the.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Method. Brooks called, Oh, we haven't got any will willing
Woody mugs left? Have my dad's poetry books? I think
there's still a few of them lying around. I think
she wants them. Well, Dad can reaprint a capital run,
Brooks called. On thirteen six five. Brook how'd you scare
off the intruder?
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Well, actually, funny story. We obviously have a farm acher,
and we have two beautiful alpackers, Buddy and Frankie, and
they will not let anybody in if they're not you know, obviously,
if we don't open the gate and let them in,
they will stand at the gate, they will make noises,
they will carry on excellent protectors of the probably as
a pre prevent.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Anybody spits Brook.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
Ah, yes, the kids a definitely not.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, you know they're not apparently I thought they were
to Brook. That's great Brooks. So we just need to
get a couple of alarmers that it was in our
front yard.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That was a good public service. And as get Alarma,
I think it was an alack. There's an ad there though,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Alarma?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's your line go to Michelle. Certainly a poetry brook
book for Brook. I would have thought, let's go to
Michelle on thirty one six five. I do like that
you get the price based on the quality.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Of the story. Sure is that right?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
That was a great poetry cracker Michelle thirty one six five.
We're talking, how'd you scare off the intruder. By the
way before, I've got this great story about Shanghai as well.
I can't wait for it. I will tell you Michelle, Michelle,
carry on.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Okay, okay, it's actually a friend of mine. Intruders about
three o'clock in the morning, absolutely get asleep, happened to
see some flashlights, jumped up, raced down the hallway, has
an ornamental sword which is picked up on the way.
Not to mention that he's six foot three, nude, balls
and covenant tattoo.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Gee whizz.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
So there was a crash tackle in the hallway and
he did get hit. However, the blood at the entrance
to the house was not his, and when the police
arrived they actually had to say give us his sword,
that's evidence. And they put some pants on, which was
completely forgotten about that he was completely nude because he
was chasing the people on the street.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But even so there's obviously a big time difference between
when he chased the burglar and the cops come.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
He still didn't put jocks on.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
No, no, no no, because the neighbors had wrong. The
neighbors that heard the commotion and called the police. So
the police arrived with him without him having done them
dark kness.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yes it's a nude man with a sword. Gez very right,
thanks the story, Michelle.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Very good around things out Shanghai, Shanghai to Shanghai.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So I'm a I'm actually in a club in Shanghai.
Wasn't in our house.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And occasionally what the cops used to do in Shanghai
is they would just raid the place and shut the
club down and drug raide drug right, No, I just
just raided the place.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
They just shut the club down.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They basically wait for the club owner to give them
enough money to tell them to Oh yeah, so they
just go nights over.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Everyone, turn the music up. The police are here. Turn
the music off. The police are here. We want this
amount of money, give us his money, we go away.
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So I and they were just like they didn't like men.
They didn't like anyone being like too close to each other. Okay,
you weren't allowed tohow intimacy or anything like that. And
they were strip searching everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So one of them came up to ask a friend,
a friend of mine, and he said, they're about strip
search me.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
And the friend of mine lived in Shanghai, and he said,
grab my ass. My friend said to me, grabbed my ass.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I was like why, and he goes, because they're going
to be so awkward about the fact that we gave
that they'd rather not touch you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
And actually strip us down rock. So I grabbed my
friend's ask and they left. Is that amazing?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It's great little travel tipership with that in Lonely Planet
for Shanghai. What weird thing did you put in your
mouth as a kid. We're talking about it because a
woman called Jodi Collins was really worried about her daughter
(17:14):
because she was complaining for many weeks about stomach issues.
And she was like, I think it's the glutens. I
think she must be allergic to the gluten. But this
was getting really serious, these stomach issues.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So she finally took her daughter to hospital and they
gave her an MRI and what they found in her
daughter's stomach was a giant hair ball. Wow, I'm just
going to flash you a quick shot here. It's eight
point three inches wide. It is disgusty. It is the
biggest hair ball you have ever. It's like a wookie.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's like a little baby Wookie is inside her stomach,
which rank the doctor said that the smell was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
How did that happen? So she must eat hair.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So my cat coughs up hair balls, and that's because
he spends most of the time licking himself, so he's
just eating hair, right, So pub.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Is a hairy cat.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Sorry anyway, because dogs only lick themselves really, like on
their genitals.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, lenny cats like themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The shower is to lick their entire body. Anyway, this girl,
she obviously eats hair. That's the only way you get
a hairball. That So that's pretty weird. So I'm asking you, guys,
what weird thing did you put in your mouth as
a kid? We got so fear here. Sofia, you're dobbing
in your sister. What did she put in her mouth?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So?
Speaker 13 (18:39):
Yeah, we we thought she had a licorice growing up
in the Netherlands, and then we thought there was an
awful long time that she was chewing on this And
turns out that she was chewing on a slug.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh no, that's tough. Liz is called black slug. There's
going to be yeah, Liz high, Liz Hi, what weird
thing did you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Have in your mask?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
When I was a kid. I thought they were pepper wants,
but they were actually mothballs, and I ate them.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
They were your what there were mothballs you're eating?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Thought they were peppermints.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
So how many did you eat before you realize that
they weren't peppermints? Liz?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I four?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
You had four mothballs.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But Liz, when the first one didn't taste like peppermint,
why did you go for a second, third, and fourth?
Speaker 13 (19:33):
I kind of had them all together and like a handful.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You had them all at once mothballs in there? What
is a mothball? Lid? You know what a mothball? What
is it?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
So the terms like the moths.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
I think that eat your clothes.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
So they're quite poisonous.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
I have to my stomach pumps.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh truth or mighty because people my mum used to
always say, oh, you've got to put a cover on
a you clothes otherwise the moths will eat your clothes.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I thought it was bs. I think it is. Oh sorry,
a mothball is a moth to turret. It's like a
it's like a rat, but for moths. Ah, So what
do they say? Old people smell like mothballs? Like, what's
the is that is that?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
What's because they've got old clothes that are generally woolen clothed,
most like toweet and put you say someone like I say, well,
he's got mothballs in his wallet because he never opens
his wallet because because it because moss like places that
nowhere it gets into.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Ah, so well done, it's a good cor on me.
All right, let's go to Bailey now that we've covered
what mothballs are. Bailey, did you go to the ABC
there for a little while?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I think if you're not laughing, you're learning, Will Bailey?
What did you put in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
I got paid thirsty cents to put a bit of
a doll my mouth?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
What mat.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Like a like a nice pible dry piple of dop?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Fifty on Bailey, You've got faith? Sorry Bailey, fifty cents
for a bit of pup in the mouth.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Oh I didn't taste too bad to Did you double.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Down and go for the dollar with a second piece?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
No, that's not a bad rado, Will.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
What is gum tree game?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So I describe an item on gum tree, you guess
the price of that item. If you guess the price correctly,
you win that dollar amount and g whiz does this
first item make me laugh?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Samantha, you'll be guessing. How are you going?
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, outstanding. Here we go, Samantha. Autem number one a
full body earn. Oh wow, So you're getting four in there.
You're getting for and they're not a singular. Let me
describe it to your Samantha. It's a beautiful. It's it's
got a gold trimming, it's a got a lovely lid
black around the bod and the script selling My family
(22:01):
used only a couple of times, so two left, I guess,
and plenty space left.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Trying to sell because I'm cutting ties to all family members.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
That's I'm going to say, ninety thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Ninety Sorry, let's a lock down here and let's just
have a think about this. It's a four body earn
and you're saying ninety thousand Australian dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Oh, I'll go, I'll go fifty fifty.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Fifty, fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, sman. Do you know what
an urn is? It's just a it's like a vase
that you keep like ashes in.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Okay, I change it now.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
I'm going to say, I'm going to say two hundred.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Thousand, or just two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, two dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, okay, locking two hundred dollars incorrect, correct a four
body like Samantha Great to hear four body and then
goes for forty five dollars on gament tree.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
See that was amazing, guessing.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Let's go to Leah here, Hi, Leah, Hi, Okay, So Leah,
you'll be getting the price of the Rock to Puss.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So it's a three D printed face of Dwayne the
Rock Johnson with the body of an octopus.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Brilliant.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The name's great Rock to Pus. You can get it
in different colors. This one's in a cream. How much
do you think the Rock to Puss is going.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
For, Leah?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I'm going to say seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Seventy dollars seven zero for a Rock to Pus. Just
checking what's going on with the world, Like I get
that inflation.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Is hucky, should say seventy thousand. I'm going to give
you one more guest layer. It's less than that.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I'm going to say twenty five, oh.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Pretty close, seventeen dollars for the roctopus hard price, hard price.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Sorry, Leah, you're getting close. Let's go to Cody here.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now, Cody, you're going to be one of the most
expensive items on gum Tree ever. If you win this,
We're in big trouble because I don't know how I'm
going to pay you. But Cody, you want to have
a guess? Cody, Yes, so this was it?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Could you explain it? Agains to me?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I can.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I haven't even started. Okay, it's a it is a
It's a ten meter animatronic megalodon shark.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
So like this thing is. I'm being honest with you.
I'm gonna have to negotiate with them, but I'm interested.
It's huge. It's this ten meter megalodon shark.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
The jaw drops, the mouth snaps, the sound will sync
with the mouth snapping, and the person who is describing
it says it will send chills down your spine.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
How much?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, it's absolutely massive.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
He'll deliver it, by the way, a deal too, right, Well,
we don't know the price yet, so you can't.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Right, how much mate, I'm.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Going to guess like five and a half grand five
and a half brand.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Ten meter animatronic megalodon shark. You say five and a
half thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh no, yeah, I'm locking it in. We hear it incorrect.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Sorry, Cody, that's going for twenty eight thousand dollars. I'm
going to call him after the show negotiat, but they'll
look at me.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, twenty eight thousand dollars feels like a lot for that.
Oh no, Cody. I mean we'll send you a photo, Cody,
or maybe we'll just send you the link. The snaps,
the music goes, It's awesome. IM want to put that
on my roof.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
There's nothing worse than your foot in it with someone,
particularly on live radio. I would say, yesterday, and you
did this with one of our callers who beautifully vulnerably
called in with a very well First of all, he
had to use an anonymous name because he felt.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
So bashful about the story yet to offer. It was
pretty spicy. It was a phone topic.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
The phone topic was have you hooked up with both
someone's parent and child? So right, so across generations, have
you hooked up with someone in this family parent child double?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
We didn't think we get calls? Gee wiz, did we
get calls?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And yes, this person called up they wanted to remain
anonymous because obviously they are a little bit you know,
they're in a vulnerable space to reveal this.
Speaker 14 (26:38):
Yeah, I was incredibly respectful throughout the entire thing, but
then I asked, well, let's let's let's we'll get to that.
So I've actually what I've got here is I've chucked
the call. It goes throughout two minutes. I think, what
should We're just gonna do a bit three three sixty
degree feedback.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Why there's a why would you take me back to
one of my worst moments?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I think everyone should hear it, and I think I
think it just a nice thing. I just want to
ask you a couple of questions about really what the
hell you were thinking? All Right, so obviously I wasn't
the best plan from the start. Shaw, He just gives context.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Here we are you there, anonymous? What's your story?
Speaker 11 (27:10):
I was dating this guy for three months, went to
a family function at a pub and found out that
he'll sleeping with.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
My mum at the same time.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Woah, so he's hooking up with you, and so when
you it's hooking up with my mum? Did he know
that you two were related? When he was dating both
of you.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
At a time, I wasn't living at home, so I
was like seventeen, So he doesn't know. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Your mom doesn't know.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah, she introduced me to him and I was just like, yeah, okay, yes,
kept it call and then took him aside, and yeah,
I blasted the hell out.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Of him, and I.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Stop to take that. What a great call. This is
good radio at this point, it's really good radio.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's a hot bit right So for me, though, like
as soon as he goes like it just starts to
feel tense because he goes into the pub. Oh my god,
you're looking out with the same guy I'm looking out with.
He's then taking the guy aside, and he's really angry
with him. Okay, he's really upset. He's probably in love
with him. Found out that he's looking out with his mum.
It's gotta be a weird feeling. Got to be a
(28:18):
bad feeling. I can't imagine that leaning radio doesn't feel good.
So at this point, consciously I start thinking to myself,
just start raining it in a bit, will Yeah, just
stop digging is a bit spicy people. We've got people's
lives and integrity on the line come first, we've got
everyone leaning in. You need to get more out of
it from the start. It now goes to another level
(28:42):
of what I'm going to call vulnerability, at which point
I've pulled all my guys back behind the line.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm like, no more questions. This is intense.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
I end up telling mum about two years later, and
she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
She told you, did she know you were gay?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Yeah, yeah, I was sure. I wasn't really proud of that,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I'm sorry to hear that. Did you to get out
of the house? Mate? Well, she was just angry, I
suppose angry. Yeah, she liked the guy. She obviously liked
with him. She wasn't still with him, was she?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No?
Speaker 11 (29:16):
No, no, no, this was like, this is coming back
twenty years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (29:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
How long were they together? Let's ask you more five
questions than I empathizing. I'm doing, like what a psychologist does.
How did that make you feel? Did she know that
you were gay?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm like, I'm working him through it. I'm helping him.
I'm helping him feel good about about his answers. Sure, okay, sure,
Now are you ready for the moment. I think we're
pretty close up on it on the tape. Okay, this
is the moment where you crossed the line.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, how long were they together for? How long were
they dating for?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Together?
Speaker 11 (29:47):
For about eight months?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
By month?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
That's a decent relationship. Have you and mum? Have you
broken bread?
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Then?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
You know?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is it a story?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, so let's let's land the It's got a nice
happy ending because obviously at this point it's been it's
been fire and ash to quote the New Avatar movie.
But I'm just thinking, you know, surely you and your
mum are on good terms. Now what a beautiful little
ribbon to wrap this great radio spot in.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's what's going through my head. Just okay, but you've
kind of gone in.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I mean, my favorite part about this is your tone,
because you've gone into this with just sense of like a.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Little bit upbeat, little bit koy well, having a little
bit of fun with it. Still, of course it's going
to end happily, are you guys?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Still?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What did you say breaking bread? Have you broken bread?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
You?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And then I think I say, then already broken about it?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Have you and mum?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Have you broken bread?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Have you?
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Then?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
You know?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Is it a story you can tell around a campfire?
Now anonymous a month passed away?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
So yeah, just brushed to the side.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
And absolutely.
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Absolutely no doubt about it. Well, mate, thanks so much
for sharing. It's totally wild scenario. Oh mate, we've got
we we can't go to traffic that.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Let's bring up the eleph in the room. I've fallen
into a trapped there.
Speaker 15 (31:10):
No way I could have known his mum had passed away, obviously,
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I didn't know. I walked into it. Eggs on my face,
on my face, go to traffic.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Perfectly, perfectly described what happened there. How was I possibly
supposed to know? That was a well disguised beer and
this beer fell hard.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
I would love to go escape the every day.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
For every day giving away a trip to la We've
been doing it for weeks, We're still going to be
doing it.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
For more weeks, many weeks as we can would.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
So if you want to go to l A, if
you like the idea of hanging out with Jimmy Fallon,
I'm not sure why that was a celebrity that came
to my vie, no one.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
If you want to hang out with Leo DiCaprio. If
you want to hang out with under the age of
twenty two, you won't look at you.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
With Jared Butler, you want to with him, Arnold Schwartz
and there all the celebs, and all you have to
do is listen to this station. You're listening to it
for the holiday hit, and then listen to us, because
then we call one of you and we let you
know you're going to La to maybe go to Disneyland
in Anaheim as well.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Enjoy the heat in Palm Springs. We'll get the.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Speedo out all sorts of heat from Palm Springs woods,
all sorts of.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Heat, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I haven't actually been there, but I have heard it
is all about the heat, metaphorically and literally.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Anyway, let's call someone really excitingly. We usually a celebrity,
and that's what we'll be doing. Hello Lisa speaking, Hello Lisa,
how are you?
Speaker 10 (32:51):
I'm okay?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
So I speaking to Who do you think.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You're speaking to? Or who do you want to be
speaking to? Lisa?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (32:59):
Please, it's not William.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Bloody? Could be God, it could be. It could be
so nice to meet you.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Lisa, Hi, Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It was great. We got we're back, but we had
a great time. Yeah, thanks so much, Lisa. Let's talk
about as overrided. It's an overrated city. Talk about another
foreign city. You know what's great La?
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Talk about?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, So why do you want to be in La?
What do you want to go to La? Lisa?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
Oh my god, I think it would be just awesome
to see the Hollywood sign up close. Oh, take my family.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
To the Joshua Tree National parkful.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I mean, it's got it.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
All beautiful there, even maybe Palm Springs even you know,
it's a desert.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You know, Lisa, get them heat by the pool, yes,
get a bit to get away from this winter and
get a bit of heat in Palm Springs.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
I'm a winter a baby, so I like winter.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
My birthday is in August, so.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Okay, well, strange you want to go to Palm Springs.
But that's obviously for daddy of the house underrat tonight. Okay,
fair enough. I like you're treating the seasons like your children.
I like it, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay, well, Lisa, you're in the drawer. I'm not saying
that you're going just yet. But the good news is
we have a big l a celebrity on the other line.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Oh no, you don't come on.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
You're trying to put my leg again.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We know I'm not trying. We've got to put you
on hold, but we have.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
We've got this gentleman for look a couple of minutes
and they've got something to tell you. It's mister Jack Nicholson,
who's on the other line. So it's going to put
you on hold.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Awesome to talk to.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, you're about to do it, Jack Nicholson on the
other line.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Hang on, two, says Lisa. Firstly, you can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Secondly, you go to l A very yelling Jack. You're
very yelly. He's a yelly guy, Lacy.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Would you believe that Jack Nicholson screaming at your gender one?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Oh my god, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
And that's the truth. Please you go to l A.
Speaker 10 (35:42):
Oh my god, I cannot believe that you're pulling my leg.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
We're not, we're not. That is actually Jack Nicholson, and
you are actually going to l a wild man man
to have him on the show. Such a trait. That
was such a true great lines in cinema history.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
So that was one of the best history.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Well, you might bump into big old Jack when you're
over in LA with the family.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Lisa. Congratulations, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (36:13):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Put on your Lisa, We love you. Another double to
La tomorrow. It is a Trouba day to La. And
don't forget there's so much more in California. You can
check out LISTA mentioned it. Just then you can get
to go Semi National Park, Joshua Tree National pok Its.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Beautiful walking that you can do in around there.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Palm Springs a National Park. Sure, I mean lots of
things you do in Palm Springs Woods. Yes, there is
outdoors activities there, mate is go.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
To the gyms. Hey, Tuo's up next. And yesterday Woods,
you offended a caller in a way. I never thought
that you would bringing up their dead mother. I'm going
to replay that for everyone. Next, it's kiss
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
The Will and Woody podcast, What's pretty weird scenes at
the White House today?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Will.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
A whole bunch of press rocked up. Obviously they're there
to interview.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Donald Trump or just get some shots of the White House.
I'm not really sure what they do there.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Anyway, They're standing out the front of the White House
and all of a sudden, the US President, Donald Trump
just appears on the roof. It comes comes, comes out
of nowhere, the President on the roof, walking around on
the roof of the White House.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Naturally, the press start yelling questions at.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Him, Why are you all the roof?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
What are you doing up there?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Let's come you out to talk to us. If you
couldn't hear him, he said, I'm taking a little walk.
It's good for your health.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But he was also up there with an architect, a
very well known architect, and if you see the footage,
he's just in these really robust conversations with this architect,
and he's strongly pointing in certain directions and whatnot. And
I was just imagining that conversation and if I'm that architect.
I am absolutely hating that because the amount of tripe
(01:31):
that would be coming out of his mouth and the
requests that he would be making.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
He was pointing what was going for is changing the
actual winehouse or changing Washington.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think he wants to build a ballroom on the roof.
What that's madness, It's absolute madness. He wants to build
a ballroom. He wants a big ballroom on the roof of.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
He's so funny at the moment. Such a shame that
he's you know, he's such a dick. Because he's so funny.
I think we can still laugh at him though. I'm
definitely laughing at him here. That's good. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I just thought on thirteen like a club on top
of the White House with the ballroom, have to have
ball he wants to host a few people.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
On the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Anyway, Benny has cat on thirteen one O sixty five
because I'm just interested.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Ben, you work on a on a construction site. So
what do you do, Ben?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Mate, I'm a construction supervisor.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, what's the weirdest request you've received?
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Mate? I had a client wanting to put a goat's
head in a peer before we put concrete in it.
What it was, mate? I think it was part of
his religion and good faith and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
So did you did you?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Did you get a goat head and get it in
the pit?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Ben made he had the goats head in his car
on ice.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He had a goat head on ice. Just bloody hell,
thanks for Ben. That's odd. It's got a Daniel driving
around with a goat's head on ice.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You have to keep refreshing in the eyes, wouldn't you
have to? Yeah, it's got Daniel here, Daniel. Yeah, of
course you get. If you're going to get an eski,
get it from Domtica, Dometic to the best in Australia.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Daniel. What's the weirdest request you've had on a work site? Hey,
arm fellas outstanding, Daniel, weirdest request you faid?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
So I work.
Speaker 9 (03:27):
I'm a plumber.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
I work residential and new homes, and one day I
was working on this bran not brand new house, a
residential house, and I had a family that was Yugoslavian
and I'm from Daniel. I don't think no, no, no, no,
this it does matter in this story because I am Russian.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
So similar?
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Wow, the same same, but I shouldn't say the same,
same but different but similar, okay. And they found out
I was Russian and instantly were attracted to me and
would not let me leave their house till I had
to sit down lunch with them.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
What and full.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Shut doors behind me making sure that I would have
a lunch with them?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
What it was?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Mental?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
I was there a forty five.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Minute job blew out to two and a half hours
because his missus had to sit there cook everything.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow, and what's there is a subservience thing going on there?
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Day?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Well, the thing was me being Russian then being the
Yugoslavian they were massive putin supporters. Oh and they thought
me being Russian, like my family is from Russia. I
was not born there. They just thought I must.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Be a huge putin supporter. Oh my lord.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
And I had the old feller like they were seniors,
come up to me here and whisper putin in my
that many times it did to me, put his mouth
in my ear and go prout with his arm raised
this close.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Wow, that's really for.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
And I'm like, what am I doing?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
You?
Speaker 8 (05:13):
And I've got my apprentice who's.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sixteen seventeen much say for of course.
Speaker 8 (05:21):
They sent us home with like they gave us a
full sit down meal and then gave us like a
massive plastic bag but with only one of everything. So
not for my apprentice, just they fed him.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But then that was it.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
You're not getting any.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Extra da mate, great story. You can have one hundred
dollar fun day. Vouch for that one. Make that's very,
very good story. It's got to Thomas here now that
that is extraordinary. I love that Tom beat the goat's
head on ice. But I think we have Nina.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Let's go to Thomas. Now, Thomas, you work on a
work site. This was at a customer's house. Worst request
or weirdest request you've ever got.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Yeah, So I was fixing a water in the backyard
and drub was all done, cleaned up, et cetera. Just
put them tools back in the car, and the client
asked me if I could put a dead bird in
the ground.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Oh, yeah, you've already put a goats head in there,
so yeah.
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well not already sitting in the bin in water and
nuggets and all kinds of stuff, and the doug the
hole was already pretty dark. All was put in the
ground and take good bye to it?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What was the bird yet say goodbye to it? Did
you have to say some words? Did they make you
do a eulogy for the bird?
Speaker 9 (06:33):
Tell us they looked at me as I've put it in,
and they expected me to say something, and I just
said bye with the magpis I hate.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It l a bird's eulogy?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You wish you if you could have your words back again, Thomas,
what would you have said?
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Well, the magpie and the cats reporter so stuff, Yes.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Got that.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'd love to know how you scared off the intruders.
Very tough thing to do, really ballsy thing to do.
Thirteen and six five, someone's in your house. You start
doing some weird things, some really weird things. There's a
guy in Melbourne. There's some audio of him chasing intruders
out of his house.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Oh, not advised by the way. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
do that, I reckon if I was in that situation. No,
a lot of people wouldn't. Probably best just let him
do what they're doing. Sort it out after sure. Now
we've covered that. It's a bit of fun. So anyway,
so he nice man the legal hat on for a
second there. Good. So he sees these guys, I think
(07:46):
on his CCTV. He goes down there and he's sitting
in a bunk of watching his cameras or no, you
just get an alert on your phone. Yeah, yeah, I've
got the CCTV to I've got the cameras as well,
so it tells you. So he goes, I want to
get these guys out of here.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So he goes down there and he pretends to bark
like a dog, like he pretends he's a big dog.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
That's not the best dog ever.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
The best dog ever is the guy from a current
affair of all those years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
That's the best dog.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yesterday morning, I came out into the front yard and
the dogs were across the bad and as soon as
they saw me, they came bounding over.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
And I just made it into the front door.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
No one's robbing that, No way. I never heard of
someone pretend to be a dog before like that. That
feels people yell obviously, when your fear and your adrenaline
is running, you yell. You know, you try and make
your voice as ugly and as scary as he possibly can.
He actually says something before he barks, like a dog
that we can't play on air, And I checked that
(08:57):
with the producers, okay, and they've said we can't.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Too much of a threat, obviously too much of it.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But I would imagine a lot of people would yell
at I've got a dog, I've got a dog. But
you know you can get those stickers as well on
the house is aware of the dog.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You know a lot of people do the dog play? Yeah,
a lot of people play, yeah, play the dog thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think it's base level. I think you knew better
than that. We remember the movie Home alone, a bit
of originality. How do you get an intruder out of
your home? Thirty one and six five? And then this
is this is.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Classic Merry Christmas, your felthy animal and a happy New.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Year, great year. Yeah it's good.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So thirty one and six five, many different ways to
do it.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Just get inside their heads a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Like you go like, yeah, take it, mates, think you'll
get a surprise when you get home.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And then he's going, what's you get a surprise? Like
what's in the jewelry?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What's you put in the jew Like yeah, mate, take
my car, but you'll get a surprise when you turn
the ignition.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
What that you put a bomb in your own Just
get him thinking serious in the car?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
On mate, go on, Rebecca, because it's a scary scenario
as well. Rebecca, what what did you is that friend
of yours who resorted to something to get rid of
the intruders.
Speaker 12 (10:13):
Yes, it was quite smart play.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
In the middle of the night, she heard people break
into her home, so she used her mobile phone to
call the landline, which was enough to scare them up.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh brilliant.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
I don't know who we think of that in the
middle of someone breaking into that really.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Clever, hang on, hang hand. The burglars got scared off
because the home phone started.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Because they get wried that someone's going to wake up
and going on to the phone. Oh yeah, right, so clever.
Do you remember, like they're scared.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, like they're they're they're already out for the slightest noise.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You could just do an alarm, good alarm.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Six five.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
First time I've done that. First time you saw in
the planning list. How do you how do you scare
off intruders? And I I heard you practicing the first time.
Susanne or Susan Do you prefer Susan or Suzanne like
the shop.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Susie, go ahead, how'd you scare no? Sue allowed? Please?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, Sue, Sue does did you know you a bit? Anyway?
How'd you scare off the intruders?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Sue?
Speaker 11 (11:21):
All right?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
So this has actually been my sister's story. So one
night when I was living with her, me and my
mum left the house, so she was home alone in
the middle of night. And around that time, my dad
had passed recently, and she was home alone and she
started hearing the front door rat all. So she started
getting a bit spooked, and then she saw the lights
flash in the lounge and she's like, Dad, if you
(11:42):
give me a sign, and the lights start flashing, not
knowing that really, you know, someone was messing with electricity.
And so she's hearing rattling in the back door as well.
So she's fully convinced she's being haunted.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
By my dad.
Speaker 5 (11:57):
So she burst out crying, screaming, and then you know,
me and Mom came home and she's telling us all
about this, and for you know, a week and a half,
I'm convinced that my dad's come and he's haunting us.
But then we saw evidence of the backyard, like a
burglary attempt because the door was broken. Oh, they must
(12:17):
have tried to rob the place, and they've heard this
girl inside the house screaming because it looks like the
house is empty because me and my mom had just left.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
That's actually a bad theory though, Like if you're getting
burgled and you go dad, is that you Jesus? She
loved it to them. They were they were cool. They're like, geess,
were caught here?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And then then then she goes Dad, but you flick
the lights on and the guy's just by the switch.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
She's quite amazing. Are you gonna they will money mug
for that one?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Su?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's good on.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, we are talking about this, by the way, because
there's a guy in Melbourne who scared off some intruders
by barking.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Like a dog.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I haven't send the footage down on fourth No, no, no,
just the voice. I didn't embody the.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Method. Brooks called, Oh, we haven't got any will willing
Woody mugs left? Have my dad's poetry books? I think
there's still a few of them lying around. I think
she wants them. Well, Dad can reaprint a capital run,
Brooks called. On thirteen six five. Brook how'd you scare
off the intruder?
Speaker 12 (13:21):
Well, actually, funny story. We obviously have a farm acher,
and we have two beautiful alpackers, Buddy and Frankie, and
they will not let anybody in if they're not you know, obviously,
if we don't open the gate and let them in,
they will stand at the gate, they will make noises,
they will carry on excellent protectors of the probably as
a pre prevent.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Anybody spits Brook.
Speaker 10 (13:44):
Ah, yes, the kids a definitely not.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, you know they're not apparently I thought they were
to Brook. That's great Brooks. So we just need to
get a couple of alarmers that it was in our
front yard.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
That was it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
That was a good public service. And as get Alarma,
I think it was an alack. There's an ad there though,
isn't it?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Alarma?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's your line go to Michelle. Certainly a poetry brook
book for Brook. I would have thought, let's go to
Michelle on thirty one six five. I do like that
you get the price based on the quality.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Of the story. Sure is that right?
Speaker 10 (14:19):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
That was a great poetry cracker Michelle thirty one six five.
We're talking, how'd you scare off the intruder. By the
way before, I've got this great story about Shanghai as well.
I can't wait for it. I will tell you Michelle, Michelle,
carry on.
Speaker 10 (14:34):
Okay, okay, it's actually a friend of mine. Intruders about
three o'clock in the morning, absolutely get asleep, happened to
see some flashlights, jumped up, raced down the hallway, has
an ornamental sword which is picked up on the way.
Not to mention that he's six foot three, nude, balls
and covenant tattoo.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Gee whizz.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
So there was a crash tackle in the hallway and
he did get hit. However, the blood at the entrance
to the house was not his, and when the police
arrived they actually had to say give us his sword,
that's evidence. And they put some pants on, which was
completely forgotten about that he was completely nude because he
was chasing the people on the street.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But even so there's obviously a big time difference between
when he chased the burglar and the cops come.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
He still didn't put jocks on.
Speaker 10 (15:26):
No, no, no no, because the neighbors had wrong. The
neighbors that heard the commotion and called the police. So
the police arrived with him without him having done them
dark kness.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yes it's a nude man with a sword. Gez very right,
thanks the story, Michelle.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Very good around things out Shanghai, Shanghai to Shanghai.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
So I'm a I'm actually in a club in Shanghai.
Wasn't in our house.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And occasionally what the cops used to do in Shanghai
is they would just raid the place and shut the
club down and drug raide drug right, No, I just
just raided the place.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
They just shut the club down.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
They basically wait for the club owner to give them
enough money to tell them to Oh yeah, so they
just go nights over.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Everyone, turn the music up. The police are here. Turn
the music off. The police are here. We want this
amount of money, give us his money, we go away.
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So I and they were just like they didn't like men.
They didn't like anyone being like too close to each other. Okay,
you weren't allowed tohow intimacy or anything like that. And
they were strip searching everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So one of them came up to ask a friend,
a friend of mine, and he said, they're about strip
search me.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
And the friend of mine lived in Shanghai, and he said,
grab my ass. My friend said to me, grabbed my ass.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I was like why, and he goes, because they're going
to be so awkward about the fact that we gave
that they'd rather not touch you.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
And actually strip us down rock. So I grabbed my
friend's ask and they left. Is that amazing?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
It's great little travel tipership with that in Lonely Planet
for Shanghai. What weird thing did you put in your
mouth as a kid. We're talking about it because a
woman called Jodi Collins was really worried about her daughter
(17:14):
because she was complaining for many weeks about stomach issues.
And she was like, I think it's the glutens. I
think she must be allergic to the gluten. But this
was getting really serious, these stomach issues.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
So she finally took her daughter to hospital and they
gave her an MRI and what they found in her
daughter's stomach was a giant hair ball. Wow, I'm just
going to flash you a quick shot here. It's eight
point three inches wide. It is disgusty. It is the
biggest hair ball you have ever. It's like a wookie.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
It's like a little baby Wookie is inside her stomach,
which rank the doctor said that the smell was unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
How did that happen? So she must eat hair.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
So my cat coughs up hair balls, and that's because
he spends most of the time licking himself, so he's
just eating hair, right, So pub.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Is a hairy cat.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Sorry anyway, because dogs only lick themselves really, like on
their genitals.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, lenny cats like themselves.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
The shower is to lick their entire body. Anyway, this girl,
she obviously eats hair. That's the only way you get
a hairball. That So that's pretty weird. So I'm asking you, guys,
what weird thing did you put in your mouth as
a kid? We got so fear here. Sofia, you're dobbing
in your sister. What did she put in her mouth?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
So?
Speaker 13 (18:39):
Yeah, we we thought she had a licorice growing up
in the Netherlands, and then we thought there was an
awful long time that she was chewing on this And
turns out that she was chewing on a slug.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oh no, that's tough. Liz is called black slug. There's
going to be yeah, Liz high, Liz Hi, what weird
thing did you.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Have in your mask?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
When I was a kid. I thought they were pepper wants,
but they were actually mothballs, and I ate them.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
They were your what there were mothballs you're eating?
Speaker 6 (19:18):
Thought they were peppermints.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
So how many did you eat before you realize that
they weren't peppermints? Liz?
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I four?
Speaker 3 (19:25):
You had four mothballs.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
But Liz, when the first one didn't taste like peppermint,
why did you go for a second, third, and fourth?
Speaker 13 (19:33):
I kind of had them all together and like a handful.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You had them all at once mothballs in there? What
is a mothball? Lid? You know what a mothball? What
is it?
Speaker 12 (19:45):
So the terms like the moths.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
I think that eat your clothes.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
So they're quite poisonous.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
I have to my stomach pumps.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Oh truth or mighty because people my mum used to
always say, oh, you've got to put a cover on
a you clothes otherwise the moths will eat your clothes.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I thought it was bs. I think it is. Oh sorry,
a mothball is a moth to turret. It's like a
it's like a rat, but for moths. Ah, So what
do they say? Old people smell like mothballs? Like, what's
the is that is that?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
What's because they've got old clothes that are generally woolen clothed,
most like toweet and put you say someone like I say, well,
he's got mothballs in his wallet because he never opens
his wallet because because it because moss like places that
nowhere it gets into.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Ah, so well done, it's a good cor on me.
All right, let's go to Bailey now that we've covered
what mothballs are. Bailey, did you go to the ABC
there for a little while?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I think if you're not laughing, you're learning, Will Bailey?
What did you put in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
I got paid thirsty cents to put a bit of
a doll my mouth?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
What mat.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Like a like a nice pible dry piple of dop?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Fifty on Bailey, You've got faith? Sorry Bailey, fifty cents
for a bit of pup in the mouth.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
Oh I didn't taste too bad to Did you double.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Down and go for the dollar with a second piece?
Speaker 6 (21:12):
I'll do it again.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
No, that's not a bad rado, Will.
Speaker 10 (21:19):
What is gum tree game?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
So I describe an item on gum tree, you guess
the price of that item. If you guess the price correctly,
you win that dollar amount and g whiz does this
first item make me laugh?
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Samantha, you'll be guessing. How are you going?
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Okay, outstanding. Here we go, Samantha. Autem number one a
full body earn. Oh wow, So you're getting four in there.
You're getting for and they're not a singular. Let me
describe it to your Samantha. It's a beautiful. It's it's
got a gold trimming, it's a got a lovely lid
black around the bod and the script selling My family
(22:01):
used only a couple of times, so two left, I guess,
and plenty space left.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Trying to sell because I'm cutting ties to all family members.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
That's I'm going to say, ninety thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Ninety Sorry, let's a lock down here and let's just
have a think about this. It's a four body earn
and you're saying ninety thousand Australian dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Oh, I'll go, I'll go fifty fifty.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Fifty, fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, sman. Do you know what
an urn is? It's just a it's like a vase
that you keep like ashes in.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Okay, I change it now.
Speaker 12 (22:43):
I'm going to say, I'm going to say two hundred.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Thousand, or just two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars, two dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, okay, locking two hundred dollars incorrect, correct a four
body like Samantha Great to hear four body and then
goes for forty five dollars on gament tree.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
See that was amazing, guessing.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Let's go to Leah here, Hi, Leah, Hi, Okay, So Leah,
you'll be getting the price of the Rock to Puss.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So it's a three D printed face of Dwayne the
Rock Johnson with the body of an octopus.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Brilliant.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
The name's great Rock to Pus. You can get it
in different colors. This one's in a cream. How much
do you think the Rock to Puss is going.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
For, Leah?
Speaker 6 (23:32):
I'm going to say seventy dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Seventy dollars seven zero for a Rock to Pus. Just
checking what's going on with the world, Like I get
that inflation.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Is hucky, should say seventy thousand. I'm going to give
you one more guest layer. It's less than that.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
I'm going to say twenty five, oh.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Pretty close, seventeen dollars for the roctopus hard price, hard price.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Sorry, Leah, you're getting close. Let's go to Cody here.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now, Cody, you're going to be one of the most
expensive items on gum Tree ever. If you win this,
We're in big trouble because I don't know how I'm
going to pay you. But Cody, you want to have
a guess? Cody, Yes, so this was it?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
Could you explain it? Agains to me?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I can.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I haven't even started. Okay, it's a it is a
It's a ten meter animatronic megalodon shark.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
So like this thing is. I'm being honest with you.
I'm gonna have to negotiate with them, but I'm interested.
It's huge. It's this ten meter megalodon shark.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
The jaw drops, the mouth snaps, the sound will sync
with the mouth snapping, and the person who is describing
it says it will send chills down your spine.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
How much?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, it's absolutely massive.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
He'll deliver it, by the way, a deal too, right, Well,
we don't know the price yet, so you can't.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Right, how much mate, I'm.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Going to guess like five and a half grand five
and a half brand.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Ten meter animatronic megalodon shark. You say five and a
half thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Oh no, yeah, I'm locking it in. We hear it incorrect.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Sorry, Cody, that's going for twenty eight thousand dollars. I'm
going to call him after the show negotiat, but they'll
look at me.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Yeah, twenty eight thousand dollars feels like a lot for that.
Oh no, Cody. I mean we'll send you a photo, Cody,
or maybe we'll just send you the link. The snaps,
the music goes, It's awesome. IM want to put that
on my roof.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
There's nothing worse than your foot in it with someone,
particularly on live radio. I would say, yesterday, and you
did this with one of our callers who beautifully vulnerably
called in with a very well First of all, he
had to use an anonymous name because he felt.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
So bashful about the story yet to offer. It was
pretty spicy. It was a phone topic.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
The phone topic was have you hooked up with both
someone's parent and child? So right, so across generations, have
you hooked up with someone in this family parent child double?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
We didn't think we get calls? Gee wiz, did we
get calls?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
And yes, this person called up they wanted to remain
anonymous because obviously they are a little bit you know,
they're in a vulnerable space to reveal this.
Speaker 14 (26:38):
Yeah, I was incredibly respectful throughout the entire thing, but
then I asked, well, let's let's let's we'll get to that.
So I've actually what I've got here is I've chucked
the call. It goes throughout two minutes. I think, what
should We're just gonna do a bit three three sixty
degree feedback.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Why there's a why would you take me back to
one of my worst moments?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I think everyone should hear it, and I think I
think it just a nice thing. I just want to
ask you a couple of questions about really what the
hell you were thinking? All Right, so obviously I wasn't
the best plan from the start. Shaw, He just gives context.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Here we are you there, anonymous? What's your story?
Speaker 11 (27:10):
I was dating this guy for three months, went to
a family function at a pub and found out that
he'll sleeping with.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
My mum at the same time.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Woah, so he's hooking up with you, and so when
you it's hooking up with my mum? Did he know
that you two were related? When he was dating both
of you.
Speaker 11 (27:33):
At a time, I wasn't living at home, so I
was like seventeen, So he doesn't know. You don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Your mom doesn't know.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Yeah, she introduced me to him and I was just like, yeah, okay, yes,
kept it call and then took him aside, and yeah,
I blasted the hell out.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Of him, and I.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Stop to take that. What a great call. This is
good radio at this point, it's really good radio.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's a hot bit right So for me, though, like
as soon as he goes like it just starts to
feel tense because he goes into the pub. Oh my god,
you're looking out with the same guy I'm looking out with.
He's then taking the guy aside, and he's really angry
with him. Okay, he's really upset. He's probably in love
with him. Found out that he's looking out with his mum.
It's gotta be a weird feeling. Got to be a
(28:18):
bad feeling. I can't imagine that leaning radio doesn't feel good.
So at this point, consciously I start thinking to myself,
just start raining it in a bit, will Yeah, just
stop digging is a bit spicy people. We've got people's
lives and integrity on the line come first, we've got
everyone leaning in. You need to get more out of
it from the start. It now goes to another level
(28:42):
of what I'm going to call vulnerability, at which point
I've pulled all my guys back behind the line.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I'm like, no more questions. This is intense.
Speaker 11 (28:51):
I end up telling mum about two years later, and
she told me to get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
She told you, did she know you were gay?
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (29:00):
Yeah, yeah, I was sure. I wasn't really proud of that,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I'm sorry to hear that. Did you to get out
of the house? Mate? Well, she was just angry, I
suppose angry. Yeah, she liked the guy. She obviously liked
with him. She wasn't still with him, was she?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
No?
Speaker 11 (29:16):
No, no, no, this was like, this is coming back
twenty years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (29:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
How long were they together? Let's ask you more five
questions than I empathizing. I'm doing, like what a psychologist does.
How did that make you feel? Did she know that
you were gay?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'm like, I'm working him through it. I'm helping him.
I'm helping him feel good about about his answers. Sure, okay, sure,
Now are you ready for the moment. I think we're
pretty close up on it on the tape. Okay, this
is the moment where you crossed the line.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, how long were they together for? How long were
they dating for?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Together?
Speaker 11 (29:47):
For about eight months?
Speaker 6 (29:49):
By month?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
That's a decent relationship. Have you and mum? Have you
broken bread?
Speaker 7 (29:53):
Have you?
Speaker 11 (29:53):
Then?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
You know?
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Is it a story?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Okay, so let's let's land the It's got a nice
happy ending because obviously at this point it's been it's
been fire and ash to quote the New Avatar movie.
But I'm just thinking, you know, surely you and your
mum are on good terms. Now what a beautiful little
ribbon to wrap this great radio spot in.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's what's going through my head. Just okay, but you've
kind of gone in.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I mean, my favorite part about this is your tone,
because you've gone into this with just sense of like a.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Little bit upbeat, little bit koy well, having a little
bit of fun with it. Still, of course it's going
to end happily, are you guys?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Still?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What did you say breaking bread? Have you broken bread?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
You?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And then I think I say, then already broken about it?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Have you and mum?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Have you broken bread?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Have you?
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Then?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
You know?
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Is it a story you can tell around a campfire?
Now anonymous a month passed away?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
So yeah, just brushed to the side.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
And absolutely.
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Absolutely no doubt about it. Well, mate, thanks so much
for sharing. It's totally wild scenario. Oh mate, we've got
we we can't go to traffic that.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Let's bring up the eleph in the room. I've fallen
into a trapped there.
Speaker 15 (31:10):
No way I could have known his mum had passed away, obviously,
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I didn't know. I walked into it. Eggs on my face,
on my face, go to traffic.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Perfectly, perfectly described what happened there. How was I possibly
supposed to know? That was a well disguised beer and
this beer fell hard.
Speaker 10 (31:35):
I would love to go escape the every day.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
For every day giving away a trip to la We've
been doing it for weeks, We're still going to be
doing it.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
For more weeks, many weeks as we can would.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
So if you want to go to l A, if
you like the idea of hanging out with Jimmy Fallon,
I'm not sure why that was a celebrity that came
to my vie, no one.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
If you want to hang out with Leo DiCaprio. If
you want to hang out with under the age of
twenty two, you won't look at you.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
With Jared Butler, you want to with him, Arnold Schwartz
and there all the celebs, and all you have to
do is listen to this station. You're listening to it
for the holiday hit, and then listen to us, because
then we call one of you and we let you
know you're going to La to maybe go to Disneyland
in Anaheim as well.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Enjoy the heat in Palm Springs. We'll get the.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Speedo out all sorts of heat from Palm Springs woods,
all sorts of.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Heat, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I haven't actually been there, but I have heard it
is all about the heat, metaphorically and literally.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Anyway, let's call someone really excitingly. We usually a celebrity,
and that's what we'll be doing. Hello Lisa speaking, Hello Lisa,
how are you?
Speaker 10 (32:51):
I'm okay?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
So I speaking to Who do you think.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
You're speaking to? Or who do you want to be
speaking to? Lisa?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (32:59):
Please, it's not William.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Bloody? Could be God, it could be. It could be
so nice to meet you.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Lisa, Hi, Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
It was great. We got we're back, but we had
a great time. Yeah, thanks so much, Lisa. Let's talk
about as overrided. It's an overrated city. Talk about another
foreign city. You know what's great La?
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Talk about?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah, So why do you want to be in La?
What do you want to go to La? Lisa?
Speaker 10 (33:29):
Oh my god, I think it would be just awesome
to see the Hollywood sign up close. Oh, take my family.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
To the Joshua Tree National parkful.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
I mean, it's got it.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
All beautiful there, even maybe Palm Springs even you know,
it's a desert.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You know, Lisa, get them heat by the pool, yes,
get a bit to get away from this winter and
get a bit of heat in Palm Springs.
Speaker 10 (33:59):
I'm a winter a baby, so I like winter.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
My birthday is in August, so.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Okay, well, strange you want to go to Palm Springs.
But that's obviously for daddy of the house underrat tonight. Okay,
fair enough. I like you're treating the seasons like your children.
I like it, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay, well, Lisa, you're in the drawer. I'm not saying
that you're going just yet. But the good news is
we have a big l a celebrity on the other line.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Oh no, you don't come on.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
You're trying to put my leg again.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
We know I'm not trying. We've got to put you
on hold, but we have.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
We've got this gentleman for look a couple of minutes
and they've got something to tell you. It's mister Jack Nicholson,
who's on the other line. So it's going to put
you on hold.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
Awesome to talk to.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Well, you're about to do it, Jack Nicholson on the
other line.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Hang on, two, says Lisa. Firstly, you can't handle the truth.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Secondly, you go to l A very yelling Jack. You're
very yelly. He's a yelly guy, Lacy.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Would you believe that Jack Nicholson screaming at your gender one?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
Oh my god, it's crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
And that's the truth. Please you go to l A.
Speaker 10 (35:42):
Oh my god, I cannot believe that you're pulling my leg.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
We're not, we're not. That is actually Jack Nicholson, and
you are actually going to l a wild man man
to have him on the show. Such a trait. That
was such a true great lines in cinema history.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
So that was one of the best history.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
It's really good.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Well, you might bump into big old Jack when you're
over in LA with the family.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Lisa. Congratulations, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (36:13):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
Put on your Lisa, We love you. Another double to
La tomorrow. It is a Trouba day to La. And
don't forget there's so much more in California. You can
check out LISTA mentioned it. Just then you can get
to go Semi National Park, Joshua Tree National pok Its.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Beautiful walking that you can do in around there.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Palm Springs a National Park. Sure, I mean lots of
things you do in Palm Springs Woods. Yes, there is
outdoors activities there, mate is go.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
To the gyms. Hey, Tuo's up next. And yesterday Woods,
you offended a caller in a way. I never thought
that you would bringing up their dead mother. I'm going
to replay that for everyone. Next, it's kiss
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