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April 9, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Woods really old fashioned radio in a way.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Really yeah, taking it back to the nineties, no doubt
about it. But then I thought was pretty original. But yeah,
sure they'se did this thirty years ago.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
No such thing as an original idea.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Mate, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Is there someone you want to get a message to?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Scatch again?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Search and using the power of radio, we will will
try and what a tune, great churn.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We'll try and find that person. Aina ah, Tina, We'll
try and find that person and give a message to them.
The reason we're doing it, Just to quickly recap Jennifer cooleege.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stiff was la, you're trying to murder me.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
She basically started talking about this hot Swedish dude that
choose to hook up with and.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Then just threw it out into the ether and then
he saw it and he's now keen even though he's married.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I think that's what this is a practice of.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I think for those people that trust the universe just
gets thrown around a bit.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
These days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a big universe trust exercise.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Do you trust the universe?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You so cynical? Let's go to Mark here, Markie.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Anything could happen at anytime, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, but that's that's trusting the universe exactly. Just know
that anything can happen. Mark.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Oh guys, now are you good?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Mate? We're really good. Do you trust the universe? Mark?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
I believe I do. Yeah, I mean I'm hoping I do.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah. Well, I mean for me, this is the ultimate
trust for with the universe.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah. Absolutely. So who are you looking to get in
touch with?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Mark?

Speaker 7 (01:46):
So in my youth, when I was probably about twenty
one years old, I went into the whole London stint
and worked overseas, and you know, we had a housemate
there Samantha Shori who you know, we I mate. We
used to argue, we used to laugh, we should shout
a whole bunch of great friendship. But then one day,
as you do with housemates, we had a massive, massive argument.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
I have no idea what it was about.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
And then she took off and moved out, and it's
why she's just fallen off the face of the earth.
I've spoken to other housemates to see if they know,
you know, where she's at or if they're in contact
with her.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I know she's in.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Melbourne, butourn we put this out?

Speaker 6 (02:26):
What was that? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Could she be avoiding you before? We trust the universe
with this one?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
No, I doubt it. I doubt it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
No Ob, You're just looking to get in touch with
There's no like romantic interest here, Mark, nothing like that
at all.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Restraining order any against your.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
Man, definitely not nothing like that at all. It's one
of those things where you know when.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
You have an argument with someone anything a wonder of
there's people out there that hate me.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
I just don't want it to hate me for any reason.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You want to break bread?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
All right, Markey step what's her name?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Mark?

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What's her name?

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Her name is Samantha, Samantha.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, well there you go to be rolling out, Okay,
sam s.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Get in touch with him?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, yeah, well I've said it a few times. Third time.
Thanks mag Hold the line, mate, Let's go to des
trust the universe.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Desiree, great name, my god.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
Big fan, A long time listener, hundredth time caller, first
time getting through this is really putting it out to
the universe because I haven't actually met this person, but
my fi kick has been telling me for the last
over two years that I'm going to be meeting this
person and I still haven't met them, but I've got
so many details. Okay, he said we were going to

(03:46):
meet randomly, so what's more random than there? The guy
is either it's male, so either a D or a
B in first name or last name.

Speaker 9 (03:56):
He has his own yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
He's a leader in a business. Or he owns his
business with a couple of people that he works that
works for him.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
He's a leader in a business.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Yeah, or he owns his own business.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Jesus Christ, sorry, deserve for you on. Our boss is
called dB.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
Okay, okay, Well his parents still together, because I've got
that too, and he's got a sister and a brother,
and his mum's very affectionate and like skisses and hugs.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
And I would imagine DB's likes.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I want to check.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
They will have to check the parental relationship. We haven't
gone that deep with him before, but you can find
out about that.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
But so look, district area is Hill's district. Yes, so
I'm putting it out to the universe.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Okay, all right, all right, Well that that that might
be our boss, which.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Is totally wild, so desiree, just if it isn't our boss,
you're a male d or b in their name.

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Parents are together very long.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
He's still together, head of his business or manages a
lot of people.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, maybe like two or three people, she said
that work for him.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, So it could be a small business. Could be
a small business. He's a business, right, yeah, okay, and
you yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
And sister has a brother.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
As a brother and a sister.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
And a sister.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
And he's in the Hills District area, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
And he's in the Hills district, all right, Hills District.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I reckon, I mean, I reckon, we'll find him. If
it's not our boss, I reckon, we'll find.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
The classic psychic work, isn't it. They've got eyes, They've
definitely got it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is How much did you pay this psychic to come
up with that list?

Speaker 9 (05:35):
There, jeziree, she's a good one hundred dollars for you
as well, Desereel'll do it for fifty No, no, no,
let's jesuree.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
We'll put we'll put the we'll put it out of
the universe. I suppose now.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's out there, Okay, So if that's you. Obviously spends
the of the entire radio show getting in touch with
us or of course, if you're Samantha s.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
You may also on thirteen one oh six five is
the phone number if you asked samanthre Rest, you might
be able to reach out to the police for a
restraining order against Mark. I'm not sure where that's at,
but yeah, either way, Mark's gone, but you can still.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hear he's on the line.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
There.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
We've got Desiree here. Actually, hey, Desiree.

Speaker 8 (06:31):
Hey, guys, did my heart just start pounding?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Tell me well, because you're potentially about to meet the
love of your life, Desiree. So you paid one hundred
Australian dollars to go and see a psyekick, which, look,
I'm gonna be honest, I feel like it's overs, but
we're potentially about to find out that maybe that was
worth every penny because your psyekic has basically told you
and just jump in if I've got this wrong, You're

(06:55):
going to meet someone very special, a man with the
to D or B in the first name or surname.
They're a business owner or they're one of a few
business owners within like a company. They've got a brother
and a sister, their parents are still together, and they've
got an affectionate Mum.

Speaker 8 (07:17):
That's it. I do have an age bracket to.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Chuck it in.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Maybe we don't have more limiting factors because we have
got some guys that have met the current criterion and
I don't don't I don't want to spoil the magic.
I mean, at the end of the day, it was
meant to be a mystery.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Desilural there there are guys.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
There are guys.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So I imagine, Desiree, the way this works is if if
if it feels right, then.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I found the right. First off, meet Dean, Dean, say
hello to Desiree.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Dean.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Hey, good Jean.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
So you're a business, So you go, deserde you go.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
I was just going to say, so you feel that
you tick some of those boxes or all of them?
I've got all of them. Yeah, yeah, whoa business?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
What business do you own, Dean? What business do you own?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Own?

Speaker 6 (08:16):
A skull and scaffolding.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Business, Skyline, strap on scaffolding. I believes what he said,
strap on on the mind clearly, desire is this feeling
right to you and to you in.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
The Hills District area?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (08:33):
We do everything injuris. Wow, we're doing everything.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
Wow, like where you where you live? Where we're.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Given the straight, don't give you straight, to give you
straight down.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
A lot of.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's Dane something only man who's called I mean, it's
feeling like he's ticking all the.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Boxes like you could be it's scaffolding, oil strap on
either way.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
We've also got Raoul here, Raoul?

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Hello, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Hello? Good? Thank you? Where is the d or B?
Come in? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (09:17):
My my surname starts with Bee and I've got a
sister and a brother, and i am a business owner.
I've also lived in Sydney, in Parramatta and so the
only thing I do not qualify is that I don't
have my dad, but I've got mine.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
I'm already hear that. So when how about your age?
What age?

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Thirty eight?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
Thirty eight? So not quite the bracket. She has told
me this like three or four times. She's I don't know,
So what's what's.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
The what's the age window, desiree?

Speaker 8 (10:02):
So early early forties, mid forties, Dean?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
How old are you?

Speaker 8 (10:09):
Dean?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Look, I mean we said this, we said this before.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yes, desiree, look Dean, nor Raoul, I mean, put your
scaffolds out tonight for both those boys who missed the
shot at the title there, but guys too young, too young,
too young, someone who was in the age bracket.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
Though, I need us finally pillow us to this guy.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
You've got one coming away.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Don't worry about that bad news, our boss.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
His name is literally dB. Like the that you mentioned dB.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
How many kick off?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, I think we think all of them.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
He's just trying to sit there, to be.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Honest, To be honest, we haven't gone through. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I don't know what his.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Relationship is like with his mum. I've never really gone there.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Don't know. I'm not sure about brother. Anyway, We're going
to call dB now and just see if he's the one.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Desiree all right, Okay, who knows? This could be love
coming up?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
There's a chance, there's a chance. Hello Deeves. Yes, it's
Will and Woody. You're on the air. Hey boy, we've.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Got we've got a woman here called Desiree Deeves who
is looking for a very specific person. A psychic told
her about this. It's it's sounding like you, desire You're
going to go through the list with our boss.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
Yeah, hide, So you've got dB in your name, which
that ticks off the first buck? Jesus, are you a
business owner?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Managers? A business?

Speaker 8 (11:59):
Up?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Man?

Speaker 8 (12:00):
You manager? All right? We could twist that you have
a sister and a brother. Do you have a brother?

Speaker 6 (12:11):
No?

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Okay? How old are you?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Forty five?

Speaker 8 (12:18):
Okay, well that ticks that bares Yes. Is your mom
and dad still together?

Speaker 10 (12:27):
They were, but my dad passed away.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Sorry to hear. Is your mom affectionate? Does she like?
Is she pretty good with fishes and hugs? Just in general?
Just in general.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
In the middle, I'm not.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Trying to open a new second.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Sorry, your boss, she.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Would be what you would call a loving mom.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
Beautiful Okay, yeah, I mean like I'm feeling the vibe,
but not quite ticking all the boxes. Just I'm so
focused on what this psychic has said.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Mate, that's bad, that's I couldn't help.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
He's happily married, married.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
You think.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Your daughter hates me? Yeah, it's just saying that. I'm
struggling with a bit to be honest. Like, it's just
it's just been confirmed so much.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
If you missed any of this, because I found out
all of this over the last forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
It started with we just called your daughter.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, for a separate bit, totally totally unrelated.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
We didn't intend for it to go this way.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
But by the way, before we get into this year's
two and a half.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's right, that's okay, it's still important that a half
year olds like him.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I think that that just gives people bit of context, Okay,
getting fiction from a toddler, and.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
It's important to me anyway. Yeah, so we called We
called her and this is what happened.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Hi, Maxie, how are you sure? Yeah, I'm here with Woody.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi Max.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It was just the sound that you disgusted by me.
But anyway, so I was like.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You've got the ick.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
It's pretty wild that, like, I don't know what I've done,
always have had a bit of ick about you.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
But the a two year old can pick the eck.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It is the desperation.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
I will agree that I just don't want to I
want love so much that it's just it's repulsive. But anyway,
but I was like, maybe she was just in a
bad mood, maybe she was feeling a bit shy. So
actually I said to you, like, can you can you
go and ask her again if she likes me in.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
A controlled environment, away from you, And I really did
put my best foot forward here. Like I didn't lead
with do you dislike him? I actually led with quite
the opposite, what.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Are your friend?

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Do you like?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Queer loving like you?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Oh that's why you don't like him, because you're protecting me.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's nice. So we don't like buddy.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
No, I've done like, wow.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Sick, it's out. So your whole family doesn't like me.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
My sister was sitting there totally implicated. Yeah, just a toddler,
just lashing out.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Its bad luck for Claire.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
But she's been found out.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It's been a long time. I think probably twenty years.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
I reckon she's she hasn't liked me yet. Yeah, and I've.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Had I know, my youngest brother, George doesn't like you
because you thought he was the family's exchange student for
a good ten years as well.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
For a long time, I've always seen your family's viewing
me as a bad influence on you. You know, you're
this amazing lawyer and you're going to do a great thing,
and I've dragged you down. And I get that the
McMahon family doesn't like me, but I didn't think i'd
lost Max.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
It was a fresh start for you.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I mean the wrong way to
deal with this probably is. I just I'm so angry
about the situation that I just really want my daughter
to hate you as well.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Which feels strange because I have done nothing wrong here.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, well you kind of have because wrong.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
You should be saying to your daughter all the time,
how amazing I am, and how much you know your
little power what he needs.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
A bit of love.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
I think that you make their own independent decisions about
the world.

Speaker 11 (16:17):
Now.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Enforced much old's brain too much. No, and I think
that that's a healthy relationship with her.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I think you're making it unhealthy.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Came over earlier today just to a podcast record with
me and you rocked up.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
With forty dollars worth of arm and cross ons, hot
cross buns, some s cargoes, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Where's Max.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
She has a goddamn daycare wasted forty bucks on treats
to try and bribe her.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
What two year olds eating in his cargo?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't know, you know, because she's half Dutch, so
I was like, maybe she'll have a European taste anyway, anyway.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Think so one up with the goddamn history.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I wanted to let her know I'm cultured. So anyway,
one half of this is trying to win Max back.
The other half, as I said, is me wanting my.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Daughter to hate you.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
This morning I had to sit down with my daughter.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I don't care by the way, well, I need you
to know that, like, it's not.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
You, you're projecting that, but I know that there's a
little boy underneath that hard shell who will be devastated
if my daughter doesn't like you, and you'll lose sleep
as well, who loves sleep over this. Yes, I have
been plotting ways to win her back. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
I had a one on one chat with my daughter
this morning to find out if she hates you.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Okay, and I didn't lead the witness just like you.
Here's how it went. I okay, hey, Remy, do you
like Will? Are you sure? Do you listen to Will?
I'm the speaker. That's nice. Are you sure you like Will? Yeah?

(18:01):
Good point.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Someone is someone and that someone is me.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, absolutely loves me.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah she likes you.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
That was emphatic. Yeah, really quick as well. It's like,
oh yeah, like.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
What it's like sometimes she thought about it like what's
not to like about that too?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
How could I hate someone by now?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
And I'm trying to explain to her now that Well,
Will's daughter hates me, so you can hate someone but
she loves me.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well she didn't say love, but you only asked her
if she liked.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
I think if you asked her if she loved I
couldn't handle that.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yesterday you made me make a call to a cafe
and try and get a refund because i'd burnt my tongue.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
In a hot coffee. Yeah, good bit, but it was fun, succeeded.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Maybe you can come in and if I recognize your
then we can do a refund.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
All right, cool, I'll come down now. Yeah, perfect, unbelievable.
You're coming down before thirty. Yeah you better believe it. Yeah, yeah,
we'll be down there.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
So if you do burn your tongue on a coffee,
that is refundable according to that capital.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Well, that guy I think was particularly nice. Anyway, it
wasn't a nice call to Matt faone feel weird. And
you know, as someone who avoids confrontation, which is you,
I think you making a similar.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Call would be really difficult.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
For That's not how this works taking for all the
battering ram.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, I am.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I'm the sensitive duck behind.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I'm just trying to sensitive duck myself.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Duck yeah a duck a good.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Right now, I've got a refund call for you to make.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
And keep in mind everyone Wood he really does professionally
avoid confrontations to the point where you will drive hundreds
of klometers out of your way, you will forfeit hundreds
of dollars, you'll end up dating someone for two years
you don't even like.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I won't agree with that one, but potentially, hypothetically I
might do that.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
So right now, you're gonna call a cinema I like cinemas,
I know, and you're going to tell them that you
bought a box of Maltesers.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah, but one of them rolled under the chair and
you couldn't find it. Yep. Now you would like your
cinema ticket refunded.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
My whole cinema ticket, not just the Maltesers.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
So the whole cinema ticket.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh my, that that doesn't even make sense.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
No, Hello, this is litter cinemas. How can I help
you today?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Hi? I was at your cinema last night, M M
and I just had a couple of comments to make
about my experience last night.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Yeah, absolutely, I can definitely take note of them.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Amazing, that's great. So look, so I saw a black
bag okay, yeah, yeah, and I paired.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
My movie experience with a box of Maltesers, yes, okay,
which was great. Obviously everything was going well. Unfortunately I
was startled by a part of the film and some
Malteses fell out.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Of the box and okay, and that has rolled under
the seat. I obviously didn't want to leave the Malteses
just on the floor of the cinema, so I ended
up on my hands and knees looking for the Maltesers
and it took obviously a very very long time. I
didn't want to disturb anyone by putting my phone light
on or anything, so.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I was of course in the dark.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
So look, I ended up being down there for forty
to forty five minutes effectively looking for these Maltesers that
fell out of the box. And if I'm being honest,
because I didn't want to disturb any of the other patrons,
I just missed like the back half.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Of the movie. Okay, Oh, I guess what I'm trying
to say is I just really appreciate a refund. If
that's okay, I only really saw the first half of the.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Movie, it's right, okay, So unfortunately I can't really process
refunds here on our system over the phone. But if
you go through our website, if you just put in
everything you've just told me that I'll get sent to
our managers on ships and They'll be able to go
through that.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I'm not being unreasonable, am I?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
I think something like that I wouldn't actually be too
sure about. Okay, I'm not really too sure because the
managers usually handle the refunds, but it's absolutely worth a try.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, let's just live in the world where you are
the manager. What would you say to that if you
if you did have the power to give a refund,
what would you think is reasonable here?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
So if it was me, I don't know if I
would approve the refund, but we are usually more than
happy to give out ticket vouchers instead. I imagine that
would definitely be an option to just get a ticket.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
On the house.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, because actually, well I definitely wouldn't mind seeing the
movie again because I did miss the back half. What
if I do you think maybe a good idea to
shoot for movie voucher and another box of malteezers.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I mean I respect the hustle. I said go for
everything you can get, but I don't know how that
would go. But I mean absolutely worth a try.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Okay, with your experience working, there is there something else
I should go for? Hustler to hustler.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
I mean that would probably be as far as they
might go.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
You don't need to explain anymore, mate, Hey, this is
my name is Will. This is what he we're calling
from a radio station.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
Oh brilliant.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I think you handled that incredibly well. I'm not sure
if you gave me your name. What was your name name?

Speaker 6 (23:17):
My name is Cale.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I feel like I was being completely unreasonable, but I
think you want a job in if if the Cinea
moover gets tired, you should move into hostage negotiation.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Because that was a master class. Brilliant.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I'm glad to's upward my mobility.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Then.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Yeah, I like you said that you respect the hustle.
But if I was the manager, no, I.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Wouldn't glad help mate. Honestly, you need to get into
defending claims for insurance companies.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
We're just talking about it. You you were masterful.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Oh brilliant.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
I'm glad to hear it.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
What are you on being in the future. What's the trajectory?

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Oh, that is a fantastic question.

Speaker 8 (24:00):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
We'll see where life takes it.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I don't think it's too much of a stress to say,
Prime Minister there, OK, yeah, I would vote for you.
I want to vote for you.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Hey, I like it.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Flattery won't give you refunds, but.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I definitely.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
What is the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do?
Is what I would love to know on thirty one
and six five, you know, working and even living with you,
I've seen you do some really dumb things, missus, just
like anyone over I've seen you do some really dumb things.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I will get to some of them.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay, we don't have to. We don't have to.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
I know we don't have to, but it'll be my pleasure,
so we will get to them very surely. The reason
we're talking about this, by the way, is I look
at the trade wars are very boring that's going on
in the US at the moment. Apart of the tariffs
and oh the tariffs, the trade.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I was sick of the word tariff.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
It's lost all meaning. It's one of those words like
if you steer at it for too long. I don't
even know what it is anymore.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Anyway, everyone's getting tariffed and traded and all these things. Anyway,
one of the things to point out about this is
Elon Musk is obviously the richest man of the world.
Donald trump right hand guy brought him an election, probably
a freak with you know, he's got twelve different wives
and twenty five different children, and seems like he could
allegedly and.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
They are Nazi anyway. Anyway, look at all of those things.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
But he has called one of Trump's closest advisors, and
the guy who's really driving all the tariff stuff, this
guy called Navarro.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Great name Navarro, any relation to Dave. I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Peter Navarro anyway. So Peter's wondering all the tariffs and stuff.
I think it is actually affecting Muskie's hip pocket.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
He's not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, I saw that since the tariffs, right, apparently the
richest people have lost five hundred billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, so Trump, he's not happy about it. It's affecting
his cars.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
And Navarro went on to call him a used car salesman,
which I thought was pretty funny, and then he said
he's not even a salesman.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
He's just a car assembler, which I feel like might
be higher than a salesman.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
But anyway, it felt like a good job from you
know this guy, he's eighty or something. Anyway, Trump has
called the tariffs the dumbest thing he's ever seen. Trump
or Musk musks Musk is called the tariff the dumbest things.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, he hates it.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
He hates Navara and I want to know what the
dumbest thing usine is. And it's going to be hard
to beat.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
A lot of these. By the way, Like I really
that the door is open here.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I saw myself do something like truly dumb two days ago.
I actually couldn't believe it happened. So I was I
was sent a photo and it was.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
A it was an image, Yeah, Tommy, you were there
for it was an image with it was a photo
of something that you could press play on.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, because it was an old voice memo that I'd done.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
So I was like, and then the person was referring
to the fact, like, oh, how funny is this referring
to the audio, right, And then I pressed the image
and was like, oh my god, Apple has got to
the point where you can press a photo and it
will play, like you can actually press play through a photo.
And I was explaining this to like the people that
were in my ether kind of thing, just being like, gosh,

(26:57):
can you believe that? Then you take advancement? And then
they looked like make you've been sent to video.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I couldn't believe you're nowhere.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
You're quite hard to grock in eas these situations. You're
you came me here the other day convinced that there
was going to be a Titanic too that was coming.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they found Jack. They found Jack on
an island with a big beer.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
You'd watched a fanat trailer Juts of Lean Out of
DiCaprio and the Revenue, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yah yah yeah. When I was in, I was keen.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I was like, I love it.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Oh, it's very good stuff. Once a very long time ago.
This is a long time ago. Was but I've got
lots of memories of you. You were you were Danny,
a girl at the time, and you thought you'd buice
things up a little bit by buying some Glow in
the Dark lubricant.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
This is a long time ago. There's a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I bought a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I bought twelve bottles.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
You said, Glowing the Dark lube, And I was like,
this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'll have how many of you got?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I'll have? Yeah. So you buy, you buy a case,
a carton of Glowing the Dark globe.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
The woman gave me a box.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
You get to the Airbnb before your partner dos, You're like, gee,
whiz is going to be great. I'm gonna I'm gonna
shock her out of her mind. Not use the lubricant
waters for but literally cover myself in the lube. So
she's going to see a green glowing man when she enters,
an alien blowing man.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah, when she enters the how goo is that?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
The kitchen?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
How good is that? Anyway? So yeah, I put it.
I covered myself head to toe and all this stuff,
and I was like, she's gonna love this. And I'm
standing there in the room and only at that point
was I in darkness, and I was like, why am
I not glowing? And then in the corner of the
room there was just this bundle of glowing and I
was like, what, why is it glowing over there? Anyway,
the tube glows in the d not the lube.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
All right, again, wood is very hard to beat.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
I am going to throw a few other producers under
the bus, which I'm looking forward to right up next,
and we've got to call from a woman who's got
the dumbest Ecks partner I've ever heard, as.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Well so dupe people in.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
It really is a free for all here, guys. Would
you once applied for a.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Job as a bell boy, bell attendant, bell attendant at
at a hotel.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's going to do the night shift, That's what I
was applying for.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Got to an interview stage, I believe the interviewer asked.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
You first time in a couple of months, I've got
to stage two of the job.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yet you've been on seek for a while. You get
in touch with the woman at the hotel, she goes
through you know what do you you know? What do
you need to know about this?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
How are you going to go this?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
And you said, I don't really know what you're talking about,
don't know. I don't notice have to ring ring the
bell when people come in and out of the tour.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
I said, I attend the bell.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
I can do it. I can do Taylor's cool.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Taylor didn't get the job.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Your sister and brother in law, Taylor, Hi, Taylor will
come back to you, Ben, this is something you did.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You there, Ben?

Speaker 3 (29:58):
He good?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
What'd you do? Mate?

Speaker 8 (30:02):
So?

Speaker 11 (30:02):
I was actually wagging school me in my mate one
day and I saw my mom's car coming down the road. Panic,
my mate jumped in the bush. My dumb, my dumb
self tried to hide behind the street sign so they're
nicer street sign. I got home and Mom goes how
a school and I was like, yeah, it was good.
Me thinking yeah, I've probably got away with it. Mum

(30:24):
basically whacked me and goes to grab for two weeks.
I said, I for wagging. She goes, no, for being
so dumb. You think you can hide behind the streets.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
That's good, nice, Tyler, you're back. This was your sister
and brother in law that did something. The dumbest thing
you've ever seen.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
Your ecking Yeah, dumbest thing I've ever seen. So back
on the loom topic as well. They were in the bedroom.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
She leaned into the draw to grab a bottle of
loom that unfortunately was the same place that they kept
their voltaire and for muscle pain.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Is that heat is that?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Is there a bit of heat there with the voltage?

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah, definitely applies a lot of heat.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh my god, that's wild. That's that's hectic. I'm going
to get to Cynthia.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
There there are a couple like we could we could
sit here and rinse of producers to the cows come Homewoods.
Honorable shout out to Captain poop Pants for booking Rob
Schneider after it was canceled.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I still wanted it as well, was pushing for it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Put it down, put it down, and look, I can't.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I'm going to let Analyse explain this one, because there
is one swimming in my memory that I think, ANALYSI
you need to explain about an email.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yes, I once signed off to my bosses.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
I was sending an email and it was I think
three major big bosses and my name's Analise, and I
instead of writing cheers, Analyse, I wrote cheers anal.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Brilliant, brilliant. I'm not sure about the dumbest things that know,
it's just like a slip. It's like the worst type. However,
it's off Tommy.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
But I'm glad we hear it.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Glad we heard it. I'm glad we did anyone address
that was that just was that just ignored? Did you
like email back and go it's it's yeah. Immediate response
was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And then
it happened again. You did it again, you started it
off again.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Oh my god, Cynthia. Enough from Cynthia, your friend, the
dumbest seeing that? What have you got?

Speaker 8 (32:27):
Oh? We had a girl that was like dating my
best friend and we went to a live football game.
It was like Raiders versus the Sharks. This is a
few years ago. And we sat down and she said,
I don't know why we're watching this. I've seen the
end of this game before.

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
And everyone was like, what are you talking.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
About, and it's like, I've seen it. What a waste
of time the Raiders lose, and it was a live game.
She just I don't know, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Well, that's not even dumb, that's just that's that's worrying,
that's a concern.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Then she sat in predictions were she like, all right
if you don't believe did she gets it?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
She was pissed off. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
She was angry that we were watching the game because
she thought it all.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
The waste of time. I'm bored. I've seen it before.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh my god, oh wow,
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