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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
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Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
My wife, she's brought me doing something.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I I do this every single time I come home,
and I think, I mean, I think it's cool. I
think it's awesome, and I think, if you haven't done this,
you should start doing it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
But mims of the view that I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So every single time I come home, it is just
it's instantly I'm into mission mode.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Fridge.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I try and enter my house without setting off
the sense of light. Oh my god, it's from the
get it's like, and I'll hit bush like I just
like I say, because at the gate, I'm like, I'm good,
I'm clean, I'm clean. I obviously started figuring out the
ray of the sensor. You gotta hug wall at times,
you've got to be on fence. And then the really
(01:14):
hard thing is I don't want to like fully go
through the house, but like, once I get through the
garage door, the garage is also censored. And I've never
made it through through garage without setting off the censor.
I've tried everything. I'm on the walls. I've tried like
arm you crawling. It's just and it's just fun. It's
just a little treat. And the day, the day that
(01:36):
I get to my laundry door without setting the sensor off,
I mean, look at I'll I'll paint the town red.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'll go out, I'll party.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know I don't party, but I'll party so mean things.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm the only one who does that as an adult.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So for starters, if anyone else does that, I'd love
to hear from you thirteen one oh sixty five, or
like does your partner do it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
But more broadly, I do just think as adults it's
healthy to still be doing really childish and immature things. Personally,
I think I think that's the truth. So more broadly,
now in thirteen one oh sixty five, what is the
most childish thing you do as an adult? What's and
maybe you want to dub in your partner as well.
I'll take those calls. Just what is the really immature
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thing that still, I don't know, lights you up. There's
another one that comes to mind for me when I
started thinking about it. They do start coming easily for me.
But every time I go to the supermarket. I and
I've got a trolley. I'm in control of a trolley.
I will now, I'm sure you do this too, I'm
sure everyone does this. But like, as soon as I've
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got a trolley, it doesn't take very long for me
to start tracking both legs up on the back wheels
and just see how fur I can get.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, and the dream for me.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is an ale one just one day, one day, I
want to come into this radio studio and tell you
I did the aisle and I've hit ale like I've
hit I've taken down cans, I've taken down cereal boxes.
Because it is just my dream to one day get
both legs up on the back and just just glide
and one time I have the dream run one time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We can only hope, woods hope anything childish in not
your life will but you do.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well in the mona largely antiguonistic. Yeah, you know that
is sort of my Yeah, like I haven't. My partner
has like a very very intense fear of rats and snakes.
Oh yeah, great, every walk we've ever been on, I've
always spotted a rat and or a snake.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Unreal, Actually I know what I do both and she
still jumps.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's unreal, Like she still gets like half a meter
in the air both times.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's beautifulner that every time, it's beautiful childlike fun.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I do.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I do find that fun. That is very fun.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, every time you and I are on a walk,
I always say to her, can you hear that?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's very good. I heard a duck Did you hear
a duck bomb straight into a heart? Unreal?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Every clean time, it's clean say fun.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thirteen one oh six five. I'm sure we're not the
only ones. What's the most childish thing that you still
do as an adult?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Sometimes if Sam and I are gonna like kiss, right
like at the last minute, I will just like envelop
her nose with my mouth, right.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's good year, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And if you if you exhale at the same time,
she makes a funny noise at her mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hates it, that's the dream hates it. That's the double.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We want to know the other childish things you do
as an adult, or of course you can dub in
a partner. We've got Katrina here, Katrina, this is your
husband who does something childish?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, so he's sixty and his favorite.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Thing ever any party, we have fairy bread.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Awesome. Aome kids are.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
All like adults. But ever since we have been together,
any party we have, we have adult parties, had sixties.
We have to have fairy bread.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's awesome, that's fairy bread is delicious.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I went to a Christmas party in South Balow in
South America and convinced everyone at that Christmas party that
it was an Australian tradition to not only have fairy bread,
but then eat that fairy bread without your hands, because
it's like you've got wings like a fairy Wow. I've
got a whole album.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Of people just just nose diving fairy bread. That's a
good laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's got a luke here, luke on thirteen one or
six five? Uh luke something chargish that you still do
as an adult. We're good, mate, We're good. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
So one of the best things you can do is
I think it a theme park or just one of
those fares do you have right on the dodgement cars.
Once you're finished, though, you turn the wheel all over
one side and watch the next person that jumps in
the car and they actually go backwards and start questioning
straight away. Great wonderwatch I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Can you hear?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's hold of you like, that's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's particularly good when you're like inconvenient someone without like
really pissing them off like that. For me, that's a
per like it is a perfect wind. That is a
perfect It's like your clock life. When you do that,
that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Where does it sit for you?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
When you you know the old you get the salt
shaker and you're loosing the lid and then.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Too far you a meal like you've crashed into another car.
An issue, an issue. You know, I've told you once
before that you know I used to take just one
of those little rubber foot feet off the off my
sister's laptop.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect. I don't know, man,
that's like that would make me go insane, like I.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Go to every time a new one within a week.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There was that more over the line than the salt shaker.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
You ruined the meal.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I mean, she can still use the laptop, but it's
just slightly annoying, Jess.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
That's what I'm saying. That's the goal.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's like when you used to like, you know, stick
a stick in the water fountain at school.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
They do when kids do that, and then he cut
water in the ye.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That was good stuff, sorry, Jess, just a little bit
of water.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And then you know, you don't.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Put it down to how they still get there Sometimes
it stings. Got sensitive eyes, Jess. This is something charges
that your partner has talked to us.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I yawn no matter when where the six fingers in
my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's good when you get it good. It's unbelievable that yeah, yeah, yeah,
I reckon. Yeah, that's one time I hit what's that
thing that sits at the back of your throat, your tonsils?
You've youler the ball that dangles down one. It's like
I was a boxer and one time I hit ball.
It was just like too far. Definitely to jeez, I
got ya.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Let's go to a good one again. Nice and annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Every time them wash their hair, you know, it's just
close their eyes and wash their hair. If I'm in
the bathroom, I turned all the hot off while her
eyes are closed. Yeah, that's just good gear. That's just harmless.
That's just harmless fun. Like what she's going to do
there bit cold. Oh well, it's good. That's that's the best.
Because what you do is you turn the cord off,
leave the rooms, wait for the screen.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh how nice living with you.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Most childish thing that you still do, trish, Well.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Mine probably is a little bit unique. I was born
with an dairy allergy, so I was having having the
soy formula. I'm forty three and I still drink it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sorry, but you drink baby baby formula.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Drinks baby formula at forty three.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I have my whole life out of the bottle.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Wow, it's an adult bottle.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
No.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Yeah, because of the allergy, I still have it on
my cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Why do you just drink normal powdered milk? Don you drink?
But you still drink baby formula milk?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I still drink baby formula is sweet, so soy baby formula.
So it has the dairy allergy.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Why why not just soy powdered milk?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Why do have soy milk like so good in my Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, it's like a normal person with lactose intolerance.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But I can't, I think because I was just brought
up with it. I cannot have cereal with any other taste.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Drink Wow, does after. It's a quick reminder there's an
ongoing sweep. What is baby birth? Sweet world? Guessing when
the baby's going to be born. The prize is like
most sweeps cash. The price for this is to be
the god parent of the child that's been sanctioned, yes,
(09:12):
kicked off by the Big Fellow himself.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Alissa, Hi, how do you want to join the sweep?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'd love to.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
I reckon on the Jude date twenty fifth of October, say,
twelve thirty during the day twenty.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Fifth, So you're the only person that's gone on the
Jude date.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
All I went on both for mine on the run
on forty weeks judday.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
So it's Saturday, the twenty fifth, el Saturday?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
And what time, Liss, twelve thirty pm? What was that pm?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
PM PM lunchtime? Birth? I like that as well. Unless
that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
You're in this swep my list. Now let's get into
the game.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Thank you know dam will Wood is gum Tree game dream?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
All right, you're double dipping here, Melissa.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You're into the sweep and now you want to play
the gum Tree game.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Say, let's crack straight in here, Melissa. Here we go here,
we go.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So I am, of course describing items on gum Tree
if you've just joined us. If you guess the price
of the item correctly, I'll give you that dollar amount. Melissa,
this is a cracker. It's a silicon or silicone press
practice hand for nails.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
So it's kind of like attached to a to a
practice here nail painting.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, practice now for all the nail technicians out there.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Could I use that this morning with my daughter painted? Mind?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Looks like she could use a silicon hand for sure. Mate.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's all over your fingers, no offense, Max, But come on,
keep it to the keep it to the nails.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So look, it's attached to some sort of vice, so
I mean you can attach it to a table and
then I imagine you can just paint till your heart's
content with that silicone practice hand. How much you think
it's going for.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Melissa, twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Not a bad guess, Melissa, but incorrect. I'm sorry, it's
it's thirty thirty dollars.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Silicon far hour, not far off, not far.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Off at all. Melissa, you are a great player. I'm
sorry though you get nothing. Let's got Nathan, I could
have just moved her on. Going to Nathan to be clear.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You know, sometimes we give people prizes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
There's no prizes at the moment, by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's all I did. Notice that double passes to.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Regretting you Jesus guys.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And we've got a new producer on board as well, Oliviate,
get some prizes live.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's your first first job, first job, find some prizing,
all right, Nathan, Nathan.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You read to play ready boys are I'm good, mate,
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
This is an absolute cracker and judging by the sandy
your voice, I reckon you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
This is a mobile picnic table, so it's exactly what
you're think it is. It's a picnic table that moves.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Don't picnic tables move?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, wait, will listen to this. It's a John Deere,
so it's like a a John Dear tractor. It's stretched out,
stretched out, moa. They make good stuff John Dear headlights.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Work comes with spare belts.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Say on a second, I'm confused showing me is it
is it? Is it a ride on mora or is
it a table?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's a rhino or they've turned a right on moa
into a table. Boo, wow, it's a modified John Deere moa.
So picture the seat of a John Deere moa.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Nathan, are you doing that?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Ye, take the seat away and then add a full
picnic table.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Help me good?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I'm going to say five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Got me?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Good, mate, I'm going to give you a second. Guess
you're under? You're under? The figure?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Does sound good? Can I see a photo? Nath has
another guess.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You may there. It is legit.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I don't think what he's done it justice.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
It's it's not just like, it's not just you haven't
done it justice. It's not just like a piece of
timber over the seat. It's like it's like one of
those proper picnic tables, like two benches, a frame style table,
big broad timber.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Picnic table on wheels. Fifty you're right with the back half.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's seventeen fifty. Yeah, the lights work. Sorry though, Nathan,
very Clod's got an.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That's a good idea. I'd love that.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It'd be awesome, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Imagine taking that home to your father.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I should love you.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You would get through the door.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 10 (13:32):
You?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I can't be so proud of me.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
If you I want you to buy that and take
it home to mim just for the content done.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
As long as it's the Will and Woody purchase, then
we're in where are.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
You gonna put it?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Front yard?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I'd love to hear from you, guys, what's the worst
call you had to make to your parents.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
On thirteen one, six y five? So that rings a
few bells?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Hey, So well, the reason I'm taking you there with
this is a fascinating story. So first of all, I
don't know what is going on with these overly courageous
dads that are just raising the bar for all of
us men out there. But this is the second home
infasion story that I've read in as many weeks where
the dad has not just panicked, locked the door and
called the cops, but instead has grabbed whatever is around
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him and chased the kids out of their house.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And look, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I mean Mick Moldouse did the same thing, former NFL legend,
chased them down an alleyway and took them all on
when they had like weapons on them. I mean he
got stabbed with us NI really gnarly. I have a
panic room and there's a room for only one in
that room in my house.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And obviously that's for your wife, your pregnant wife.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
As you wouldn't fit pregnant. But yeah, no that is
for me. And all I'm saying is all I'm saying
is I just think I think we need see to
chill out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Dads.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
You don't need to be we don't need to be heroes.
I mean, I know you're a proud woods. You're a
proud coward. And I think it's okay, a.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Little middle Poland in my bed, which I would never use,
but dad's there, it's there.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Ask what it was used for.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
So CCTV has emerged of this dad who chases two
kids out of his house.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh yeah, right in his underwear.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Ah yeah, the jucks of course.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
How long is this?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Graham Brown chased the two boys out of his home
in his underwear.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
The father of four came back with the teenager in
a headlock.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
He pulled up his top to see if he had
a weapon.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
And this guy's like, don't hurt me. You can call
the cops. Just don't hurt me.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
I'm all right, you can call the cops.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He so, then the Robert was like I'm calling the
cops because I'm scared of you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
He said, please don't hurt me. I want to call
the cops. He's like, fine, mate, you call the cops.
You tell him what's happened.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So this kid again, he's a teenager, so he's called
the cops and gone, Hi, there, he's fourteen. He's gone
high there just so you know, I've just been busted
trying to break into someone's house. And I imagine the
next phone call is to his mum and dad going, hey, guys,
just so you know, I've broken into someone's house. The
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cops are going to come and get me. That screams
for me, like the worst call you ever had to
make to your parents on thirteen one or six five.
I'm happy to be trumped, but I reckon that's going
to take the case.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
It's double bad.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's like, not only did you try and you robbed
a house, but you failed at that as well.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is, if if I got my parents and successfully
robbed a house, they'd be disappointed. But like how you
pulled it off to call them, to call them and
say you went to do it and you failed. You suck,
don't come home, failure out. I think the other one
comes to mind for me is I was overseas in
South America.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
This is horrific. I'm actually like trembling a little bit
just thinking of his phone call.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Traumatic. There's a bit of PTSD around these calls, isn't.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
There had this ferry to catch from Paraguay back to Argentina,
and I just I didn't set an arm and I
slept in.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I missed it by four hours.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And because of that, I missed a flight in Argentina,
and it was I had this package deal with the
trip I was doing. So first I had to call
mom and say I missed a fairy and she was
just like, you're an idiot whatever, And then I was like,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Have any money.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh yeah, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
To need you to transfer me some money so I
can fly home. Well ah, horrific, horrific. And then you know,
you guys, so why why'd you leap through? Why do
you miss the fairy? And it's just like, you know,
I just.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Slept in, you know, just yeah, yeah, yeah, So I
had one of them I've had. I actually had two
shockers that were overseas. So the first one was after
a full moon trip in Thailand when my drink got spiked.
Oh yeah, I remember this with Amthetamin's Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I had to call dad. That was not a
good I mean he was he was great about it,
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like he wasn't like it was funny. Though beforehand I
was like, oh my god, they're gonna be so upset
with me. But he was just like, you're okay, yeah,
which is but I remember that at the time, just
thinking that I really screwed up here. But he was like, mate,
something for something, should drink and I was like yeah,
and he's like, done nothing wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I should have said I got spiked.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Spike's a good one.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, anyway, good one.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
But then the second one I remember was on French
exchange and we snuck into my the father who was
hosting me his wine, a seller nice about ten of
us boys about sixteen nice nearly drank my whole thing.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Drank the cellar and then you call your dad and say, like,
my one was spiked. Obviously it couldn't have been the
twenty bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That was just annoyed about the wine that we drank. Yeah,
I didn't care.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, so anyway, yeah, I nearly got sent home.
Then they're shocking calls.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I got sent you drank the guys seller thirteen, I
would send you home so I'd make you work. I'd
put you to work.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It was not even a good thing to thirteen on
a six five. Worst call you've had to make to
your parents as a kid.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
We'll take your calls, right, I know, they're really shocking.
There's a lot of guilt, a lot of anxiety that
we're all feeling.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It makes you they're just all.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Do it together and maybe of a laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So obviously I crashed my carrent number of times. But
I remember crashing my car the first time, swent to
a pile, calling mom not so bad. But it was
when I called it a week later and waslying, hey,
crashed my car again. That was when I went through
the fence at the school.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Well, and that school. It's it's on a Monday morning.
You were school captain.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You do the math.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, I did say that a few weeks ago. Obviously
you're bright on the phone. That's the thing, like, I
just I just got it. Well that's what I got
from mom. And then it's like that'sund and then like, anyway,
can you come and pick.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
My Michael want to see fide Michael James, how are you?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
We're great. Mate. What's the worst call you had to
make to your to your parents?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Mate, it was to my old man. I was at
boarding school and they were living in Saudi, and I
got I was old enough to drink, but I got
busted for drinking. So they're in Saudi. I'm in the UK.
And then after ring my old man to tell him
that I'm being kicked out of school, like.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
Within within the hour, and.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Yeah, he just literally said I knew this was the
call and passed it straight to my mother and didn't
talk to.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Me for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Two weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
He just yeah, he just couldn't swallow it.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A well, it's.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Probably just didn't want to give you, like I dodn't
mind that from your old man, because he's probably just
going like I don't want to rate you and the
way that I feel like I want to. Yeah, probably
the best we don't talk, is that, right, Michael? Like
it was just got to be big on him.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah, yeah, he was gonna lash out with me, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, he would have lashed.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, it sounds like it sounds like you lashed anyway, Michael. No,
we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
It, don't.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
We don't condone drinking. Definitely an underage drink. Let's go
to Matuita here Buttida on thirty one, six y five. Uh,
but Tilda, you had to make this call to your
parents two days ago fresh one.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Yes, two days ago, I was driving home from school
and I completely rear ended this car in front of
me on the freeway and first crash ever, fresh on
my peas.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So yeah, why was it bair to call your parents
about that? Matilda? Sure, they're just worried about you. Was
it their car?
Speaker 13 (21:01):
They were actually not too bad, they were not too angry,
So I was quite lucky. I was worried how they
but they were just more worried about me and the
kids I had in the car. Had kids in the car, Yes,
my brothers, my brother.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I still trust you, still trust it. Get out of
there while you getting she's a hazard. I'm sure you.
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Were you nervous getting back in the car with her guys?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (21:34):
I don't really like it.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
She's really bad.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
You guys ive you too.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
From the brother.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Imagine the exchange that's going on right now. Aaron. Aaron,
what is the worst called you've had to make to
your parents?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
This is when I was sixteen, So we had a
beach house. We've we're at the beach house with a
couple of mates doing something I shouldn't have been doing.
Small smoke and cigarettes at the back. Then we went
down to the beach, looked around and we could see
the smoke coming up. We walked around the corner and
we heard fire trucks everyone coming down the road and
(22:15):
it was it was our house.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
No, you lit your parents beach house on fire.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
I had to call I had to call my parents
from a dad and the beach house is no longer there.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It burned to the ground.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
The ground. I won't tell it. I won't tell you
what what he said, but yeah, it took him about
an hour and a half to get down there.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And yeah, were you honest about how were you? Were
you honest about how the fire started? To tell the Porcupie.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, I had to tell him because that the police
and suspected suspicions that was some cigarettes.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
So yeah, confirmed it to that.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
So on Aaron, your dad's so, your dad's there at
this stage, the fire departments down there, you're you're standing there,
and then are you in front of him and the
police and the fire department when you admit that you
were just smoking.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
A dart out the back?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Absolutely?
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Did you try and go home with the he came
about an inch tall off the ground.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It was I would have asked for a self, would
have asked for herself, how did you?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
How did you get Probably.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
It probably would have been better if I went with
the police, to be.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
So what happened from what happens from there?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Aaron?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Like you do you go in the car with like
you in the back seat of the car with your dad?
Does he strapped you to the roof?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Like we had no?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
I was in the backseat of the car and for
the next hour and a half he was dead silence
all the way back to where I'm from Sunbury, and
then I yeah, then my ears copped it.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Did you You could have given him a cigarette just
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Donald Trump's angry, and I think an angry Donald Trump
is a funny Donald Trump. So if you're not across this,
he's on the front cover of Time magazine, which obviously
is pumped about that.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Well, he's everyone knows that he's been campaigning really hard
to get the Nobel Piece price like that's been and
this is everything that he wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
This is kind of on that. So it's like, you know,
he's the law. Yeah, he gets the prize. He's happy
with all the text on the front cover. It's it's time.
It's a big shot of his face. I'll get to
that in a second. But then it says his triumph,
and then it said the leader Israel needed and how
Ganza heels. He's happy with all of that, right, but
(24:33):
let's focus on the photo because this is where it
gets funny.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
So he he's spoken about it. He's furious.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If you haven't seen the photo, firstly, pull over and
go and look at it, because you're just going to
get a really good laugh.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
It's just him at his absolute worst.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
They've gone they've gone for the underneath angle, which we
all know shocking angle.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I wonder who took the photo, like, because it's almost
as if it wasn't a photo shoot. It's almost if
someone managed to capture it and send it to the magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, as part of like a smear campaign time.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Knowing time they're they're not going to be MAGA supporters.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's a little subtle digger because no one got one.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Hundred percent they're not they're not promote.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I mean, no one could put a photo like that
of someone anywhere and claim to be their friend.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And there's not one photographer on this planet who could
possibly think that was a good photo. And we've been
on these photo shoots, they'll take fifty photos. The fact
that they chose that one means that they hate him because,
like I said, it's a shot from underneath and this
is what Trump said about it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
He's like he's.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Literally said he said this on truth Social which is
like his Twitter. He goes, the picture may be the
worst of all time. They disappeared my hair is something
that he said. Because it's behind light, it does make
his hair. Just make sure whispy disappears, so he does
look real whispy on the top. But then and then
he's talked about the fact that I've never liked taking
(25:56):
pictures from underneath angles. This is a super bad picture
and deserves to be called out. The thing that he
hasn't really talked about which is what everyone's talking about
online though, And there's only one way to describe it.
And I've being told by the producers I can only
say this once. But he's got vagina neck big time,
so that you know exactly what because his shirt is
(26:18):
too tight over his neck. He's got a little bit
of loose skin going on under the neck there. Yeah,
and it has it's crushed it all together.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
It's creased to the skin and created.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
A v and then and not necessarily like you know,
it's it's the wizard sleeve style.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's all we're I'm going to
talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think we've done it. Is that right? I think
we've done it.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I feel like we've walked up to the line here
and I could walk over.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It a few more times now. Every front gets it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think the key is it's really I think the
key is go online, go and see the photo.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
But here's the question I want to ask.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
It's actually hilarious.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I know there's an audible medium, so it's quite hard
to describe it, but it really looks like like he's
it's almost like his head, you know, like you know,
blinky Bill. How he used to tie his handkerchief around
the back of on the stick at the end of
it looks like his head is that, Yeah, And they've
shoved his head like his head is the napkin the bag,
(27:15):
and then they've inverted the bag and shoved it in
a suit like it's it's the it's like the fronds
of the napkin that they've tried to like rustle together
and jam and then keep. It's like it's almost like
he's being held together by the suit. Yeah, you know,
like he's like a he's made of like a like
a bean bag and they've had to like shove the
bean bag into the suit.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Or you know when they when like a balloon, you
know when a balloon is first blown, a helium booon
looks great, you know, a helium balloon.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
After three days. Yes, that's his face. That's his face
and neck.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right now, and it's just in the corner of the room,
slowly sinking away. But here's the question I want to ask.
I'm thirteen one oh sixty five because thinks we'll be polarizing,
but it just reminded me of the time when you know,
when you're out and there's a group photo taken of like,
you know, four or five people. It's just a group shot,
right then, naturally everyone wants to see that photo. If
you look crap in that photo in the group photo,
(28:07):
you not. You see your face and you're like, look
just right off? Are you allowed to stop the photo
from being posted online?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Like?
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Are you allowed to put your hand up and go look?
I know there's seven people in the shot. It's a
group shot, but I've identified that I look crap.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Can you stop that person from putting it online? Or
is that just too petty? I've had this, I've experienced this.
We actually got Jackie O on our radio show. She
posted a photo of me online. I've never looked worse.
Have a listen, four hundred and seventy five point seven
thousand people have seen a photo.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I can't even describe my face.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You look seventy. You look like you have no mouth, yeah,
and you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Look like you have no hair.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You look like Christian Bale from The Machinist when he
lost like thirty Heroes always, I just think they don't
care what they look like, do they? No?
Speaker 10 (28:56):
They do.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Just if there's any more than three, I feel like, no,
one's going to be happy, so someone has to be
the collateral damage.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, there's the question thirteen one oh sixty five
in a group shot scenario, if you look crap, can
you stop the person from putting it online?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Kelly's god with a quick conspiracy?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Kel Hi, there, So I saw something that I am
not sure many people are talking about. Isn't that meant
to be the ear that he was shot in.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That he had shot?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, what do you mean do you remember.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Shot?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
The world also him standing up there, took a shot
for the American people went down. The whole thing mysteriously
healed very ech Yeah, yeah, that's the same ear.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, so you're saying that's the photo.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I think the time is making a bigger point besides
obviously the fact that he's a less attractive human being
and his vanity and everything. Yeah, and I think they're
pointing out the fact that that ear at his age
should not have healed, let alone looks like it does
in that photograph.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh they're saying, I don't reckon that bullet hit your ear,
because have a look at your ear in this shot.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
It's like basic basic photography, right, you put things in
certain perspectives and what is the major perspective that you
see the ear is in that central point?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Wow, I mean I see neck. I only see neck
if I'm being honest, Kelly. But it's a very it's
a very interesting conspiracy.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That's awesome, Kelly, Thank you so much for that.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Let's go to jest is that's my night?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, jump on Reddit read it. Jess?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What are your thoughts on you looking horrific in a
group shot? Can you ask for that photo not to
be posted online?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Me personally, I've had quite a few nights out with
my friends where I've hired a couple of drinks and
it's showing.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh yeah, okay, how does it show on you? Jess?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
What's the one of the signs?
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I definitely don't look so well. My masca is stripped
and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (30:58):
My hair's a bit messy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So do you think so
what you reckon? If there's a photo taken group shot
and you're looking a little bit intoxicated, a little bit tipsy,
you don't want that scene the light of day?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 10 (31:11):
No.
Speaker 14 (31:11):
So in the past I've given them true options. They
can either crop me out of the photo, or they
can lose my number.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, bloody hell, Jesus.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Wo to me.
Speaker 14 (31:23):
Personally, I would never post a photo that someone's asked
me not to. So if that's the type of person
that I'm friends with, then I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna settle for that.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah right, okay, bloody Hello, those are the terms. Those
are the terms. Just a little crop job. I don't
mind a little crop job.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Did you get cropped out or crop me? I'd happily
be cropped do you know what I mean? Like, if
if you look as bad as let's say, Trump looks
in that photo, you're having to be cropped out. Everyone
can crop even I'm a thirty seven year old man.
I don't how to crop.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Do you have to send it to someone though, to
check whether it's croppable?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Do you know what I mean? Do you go, hey, mate,
do you want to be cropped?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Here?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You got your face looks like it's been half tooed?
Minty person? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
If I was posting a photo of a group, I
wouldn't like send that to everyone first and say is
everyone okay with this?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I mean, you know who we're talking before, yest with
Jess's defriending you.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh girls, do.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We have some women outside of Before you post a
photo online where there's like a group of you, you
will send it all to each other and is everyone
okay with this?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
You are kidding?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
What's the strike rate there of the rejections?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
I'm only sending ones that I know they will probably
all be okay with. If there's ones where like someone
looks bad, I'm not even going to send it straight now.
But isn't there just a bit of fun as in,
is it just a bit of fun to ask no, just.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
To post and be like, oh my god, you look
shocking in that shot, Like we have a bit of
fun with that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I mean it depends how close you are.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, we always like about it.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I always love the moment in a group shot where
particularly if it is a girl there, you know, like
when you're sitting in the restaurant and you get someone
to take the photo and someone's got to be in
the dreaded thumb position where the photographer and they just
they just.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
End up looking like a thumb.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
They try like they try and lean back to get
a bit of perspect if they want to be too
close in the camera.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's the worst position ever. That's instant posting for me.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, I haven't posted in a long time, but nothing
that would make I also love the.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Scamper from girls as well.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
When you go to the they get to the bag
or they want to get in.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
The middle as well. You know when you go and
take a photo with girls in your army and now
I'm like, we'll get in the middle.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, no, no, on the side, we're we're going to
look crap on the side, who cares?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
My family ends up everyone's standing because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
As soon as someone gets out a thumb seat, it's
replaced by the yeah exactly. All of a sudden, everyone's
standing standing around dad like he'sa thirteen disciples.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
That's the other thing is it does end up looking
like they're yeah, they're a political figure, that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Or the family photo where you're.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Teered yes and we don't want that's.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Very hard to do.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You guys, wait in though, because I mean I haven't
posted a photo on social media in seven years, so
seven years.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Shared your interview with Billie Eilish.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Oh no, no, but not a photo like I'll share
content for sure. I'm not posting, you know, group photos.
Here's some snaps with the girls on a Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I think I shared a team.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Photo, That's what I'm hearing. I think it was before
my time.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You've got to.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Stop drunk posting. Yeah, right off. And I looked shocking
in that photo. And let's got a Brianna here, Brianna,
can you as a group shot?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
And someone looks bad? I posted a photo of myself Djane. Yeah,
well again, that's just good content.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
And there's a link.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
There's a link to the mix there. I think if
everyone will go along and get around that.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
What are your thoughts on this?
Speaker 6 (34:43):
So we actually have a group of eight girls and
my best friend purposely takes gives her phone to whoever's
taking the photo to make sure that she can make
all the edits to herself before sending it to the
group chat. And all my girlfriends are so beautiful that
none of them care if they've got a double chin
or anything, which they don't. I'm the only one that
has to then message my girlfriend and say, hey, can
(35:05):
you tighten everything up for me? As you do for
you before you're set it to the chat, and yeah,
we make sure that we've got ourselves covered. There's only
been one occasion where she's covered herself. Everyone's sensing in
the chat. As Jess previously said, they send it in
the group chat, we all approve it. And I haven't
got to the group chat photo in time. And she's
(35:26):
put up the bad picture of me with three chins,
and she's adjusted her tummy, and I've seen the original
and gone, hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
She just tummy? What's what are you about to ask?
What sort of work that?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I was going to ask the girls, like how much?
How much photoshop's going on with group photos.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
With you guys.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I'm not photoshopping. I'm just getting a yes or a no.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
But I have no doubt that, like eighty percent of
the photos you see on Instagram a photoshops.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Shut up?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
How do you tighten it tummy on the grand Brianna?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Oh, there's a specific gap that you can do it.
But oh yeah, why I do the avoiding. I do
the avoiding of standing on the end, like you said earlier,
because no one looks great on the end. But apparently
the other six of the girls do, so we make
sure we're in the middle so that we only have
to tighten the tummy if need be.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Is there an app for the triple chin? So do
you need three different apps? Then?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Are you going like one for the touch shop arms,
one for the triple chin, one for the titan the tummy?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Is that a three hours? You can get it all
in one?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
It's the generally the all in one, but it's the
old big fat Greek wedding scene where you try and
shot up shoulders back from the back of the neck.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Tongues on the roof of the mouth.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
That's what. That's what my aunt Christmas they go. Tongues
on the roof of the mouth with them.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Now, woo Joe, you know that I care more for
the fate of my daughter's pet stick than I do
Chris Jenner. But she recently got a face lived and look,
I think this just opens up a whole conversation that
I think is genuinely worth having.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
So if you have a look at her, guys said,
the before and after looks like a tot of the
new person.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, I've seen the photo. It's it's extra it's extra
she looks like a daughter. Yeah, she looks like a
daughter exactly. So she's sixty nine.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
She spent one hundred thousand dollars on this facelift, which
you know, dropping the ocean for her. So you know,
for everyone that's saving their life savings to try and
get this skin peeled back like Dracula so they can
look a bit younger. That's tough for her. She probably
sneezed and one hundred grand that came out. So she
goes and spends the money on this. This is her
talking about it afterwards.
Speaker 11 (37:34):
I filmed a facelift fifteen years ago, and I've done
everything from a hip replacement surgery that was brutal. I
film that. I think that it really is somehow my
way of showing people and trying to inspire others not
to be afraid of, you know, surgeries that you need,
(37:57):
that are necessary, or even something you want to do
because you want to feel better about yourself and don't
be afraid of it.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
That opens up a massive conversation for me, because I
mean a naturally some reason I am, I don't know.
I think people are beautiful the way they are, and
I but I'm not challenged by my esthetic. I don't
look at myself and think that I need to change.
I'm lucky in that way. I have got other things
that I think about myself. What a horrible But I'm
happy with how I look at the moment and certainly
(38:26):
don't feel like I need that.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Right. But for people that do feel like.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
They need to feel better and need feel more comfortable
in the world, something like a facelift is you know,
it might be an inevitability to it, like that's what
they need to feel happy.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It's not nice to think someone would need to do it,
but as you've identified, the reality is that some people
do get to the point where they feel like they
need it to feel good about themselves.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
That's right, So it opens up a can of worms.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, tomorrow we're going to be talking to Perth hair
stylist Kim Habily, who've got a facelift at thirty seven years.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Old, because that feels young.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
That's the same procedure over in Turkey. So she's going
to be on the show tomorrow. Makeure you're cheating in
it at the same time. We'll have that chat tomorrow
because I feel that you and I are vastly underqualified.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
For this chat.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
It'll be bloody interesting to talk to Kimberly tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Because I, yeah, part of me think this is the
world gone mad? Or is this just something we need
to accept.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Maybe the boys can get a lift.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Will Channel nine announce their new TV shows for next
year at their Channel nine up fronts And there's.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
A new wow, huge, Wow, what a moment.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Massive news, Take Homes Maps is back, and.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Then you're kidding you tell me the yeah, the blocks.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
But I think the big one is they've announced a
new reality show. And I'm gonna be honest, like reality
shows that is getting really wild because it just feels
like we've done so many bloody reality shows that they
do need to start getting pretty unique and differences.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Got to go inventive.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
They've got to get inventive.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I think this one is so out there that
right now I want to play a little game. A
little game will be nice and quick, nice and quick.
I know we've got a wrap up so and I
know you're feeling sick, but I reckon you'll enjoy.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I'm going to give.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
You four reality shows right now, four options. One of
them is actually the reality show that Channel nine are
doing next year, I'll give you one more piece of information.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
It works, just just get into it.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
It's just one more piece of information you need to know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Scotty Cam is confirmed to be in this reality show,
not as host, He'll be a contestant. So they announced
the reality show and said that Scotty Cam is a contestant. Okay,
here are the shows. Number one, it's just called Shark. Yeah,
celebrities Swimming with Sharks. That's what it is. Number two,
(40:44):
what do you mean that's the details where so they
did say that, but it's where shark infested waters swim
with sharks. Number two Yeah, Celebrity Circus. Group of celebrities
train as circus performers and then for a one night
only special.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
They perform a circus celebrity circus.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I'll watched that.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Number three, I.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Go in that. I'm know if you're looking for cast.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
But yeah, well yeah, that's your follow up question is, yeah,
would you be in would you be in Shark?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, and you've be in.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Celebrity Circus as well. Yeah, I'll speak to our manager.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Number three undercover singer. So I think this is the
you know, their attack on the masked singer of course,
undercover singer.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't mind this.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, famous singers rocking up to open mic nights with
disguises on ah, undercover singer, right, a little.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Bit nice number four Yeah, life Swap.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So effectively a celebrity takes over your diary for a
full week, right, so I said before Scotty Cam's involved.
So Scotty Cam would just be like living the life
of Darryl. Yeah, who does Who's an accountant?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Wife swap? But it's life swap?
Speaker 8 (41:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Which one of those is actually going to be on
Channel nine next year? Shark Celebrity Circus, undercover singer.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Undercover singer, Life Swap, Life Swap?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
And then I think obvious.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Follow up is do you want to be involved? M
because we can get you involved, We can make that happen.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
What am I thinking here?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Okay, Shark, I feel like it needs a few more
bells and whissiles and it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 14 (42:29):
In like?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Are they just like because you know all in all
waters around Australia are shark infested? Do you know what
I mean? The sharks everywhere?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I imagine they take just Scotty Cam going for a body
surf down at cool and Gatta.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I'm not watching it.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Why are they actually like going diving on a shark
dive at night?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Because in the audio, because then they're underwater.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
But they can get the masks with the with the microphone,
put a bit of early in the water.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
I think I've I think I've hit. I think I've hit. No,
that's not going on. Shark's not happening. Number two. What's
the next one we go process? I'm gonna shure it
comes your process.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Celebrity circus, celebrity circus training a circus before what are
they doing.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
In circus performance?
Speaker 5 (43:02):
They're juggling with a good good circus trapeze work. I
mean it's pretty dangerous, breathing fire. I mean a good
payoff in the end.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
One night on the event, one night event so people
can rock out. I'm watching.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I think it's happening.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
I think it's I think you've baked that up idea,
baked up that idea. I think, So okay, I need
to keep moving here. It's either undercover singer or life swap.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Undercover singer seems.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Um, gotta be careful. You might you might be torching
Channel nine.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Just be careful life swap and it's a celebrity swapping.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Sorry, it's a celebrity So.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Scotty Cam would go and live the life of Darrell
the accountant, but then also go to his family home.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, do all the school drop off, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
I think it's undercover sing Singer.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
You think that's the show for Channel nine next year.
That is incorrect. They're doing the show that you definitely
wouldn't want to watch, Shark.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
What
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
My wife, she's brought me doing something.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I I do this every single time I come home,
and I think, I mean, I think it's cool. I
think it's awesome, and I think, if you haven't done this,
you should start doing it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
But mims of the view that I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
So every single time I come home, it is just
it's instantly I'm into mission mode.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Fridge.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, I try and enter my house without setting off
the sense of light. Oh my god, it's from the
get it's like, and I'll hit bush like I just
like I say, because at the gate, I'm like, I'm good,
I'm clean, I'm clean. I obviously started figuring out the
ray of the sensor. You gotta hug wall at times,
you've got to be on fence. And then the really
(01:14):
hard thing is I don't want to like fully go
through the house, but like, once I get through the
garage door, the garage is also censored. And I've never
made it through through garage without setting off the censor.
I've tried everything. I'm on the walls. I've tried like
arm you crawling. It's just and it's just fun. It's
just a little treat. And the day, the day that
(01:36):
I get to my laundry door without setting the sensor off,
I mean, look at I'll I'll paint the town red.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'll go out, I'll party.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know I don't party, but I'll party so mean things.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm the only one who does that as an adult.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
So for starters, if anyone else does that, I'd love
to hear from you thirteen one oh sixty five, or
like does your partner do it?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I'd love to hear that.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
But more broadly, I do just think as adults it's
healthy to still be doing really childish and immature things. Personally,
I think I think that's the truth. So more broadly,
now in thirteen one oh sixty five, what is the
most childish thing you do as an adult? What's and
maybe you want to dub in your partner as well.
I'll take those calls. Just what is the really immature
(02:23):
thing that still, I don't know, lights you up. There's
another one that comes to mind for me when I
started thinking about it. They do start coming easily for me.
But every time I go to the supermarket. I and
I've got a trolley. I'm in control of a trolley.
I will now, I'm sure you do this too, I'm
sure everyone does this. But like, as soon as I've
(02:44):
got a trolley, it doesn't take very long for me
to start tracking both legs up on the back wheels
and just see how fur I can get.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, and the dream for me.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Is an ale one just one day, one day, I
want to come into this radio studio and tell you
I did the aisle and I've hit ale like I've
hit I've taken down cans, I've taken down cereal boxes.
Because it is just my dream to one day get
both legs up on the back and just just glide
and one time I have the dream run one time.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
We can only hope, woods hope anything childish in not
your life will but you do.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Well in the mona largely antiguonistic. Yeah, you know that
is sort of my Yeah, like I haven't. My partner
has like a very very intense fear of rats and snakes.
Oh yeah, great, every walk we've ever been on, I've
always spotted a rat and or a snake.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Unreal, Actually I know what I do both and she
still jumps.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
It's unreal, Like she still gets like half a meter
in the air both times.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's beautifulner that every time, it's beautiful childlike fun.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
I do.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I do find that fun. That is very fun.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, every time you and I are on a walk,
I always say to her, can you hear that?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's very good. I heard a duck Did you hear
a duck bomb straight into a heart? Unreal?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Every clean time, it's clean say fun.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Thirteen one oh six five. I'm sure we're not the
only ones. What's the most childish thing that you still
do as an adult?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Sometimes if Sam and I are gonna like kiss, right
like at the last minute, I will just like envelop
her nose with my mouth, right.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That's good year, that's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And if you if you exhale at the same time,
she makes a funny noise at her mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hates it, that's the dream hates it. That's the double.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We want to know the other childish things you do
as an adult, or of course you can dub in
a partner. We've got Katrina here, Katrina, this is your
husband who does something childish?
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Yeah, so he's sixty and his favorite.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Thing ever any party, we have fairy bread.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Awesome. Aome kids are.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
All like adults. But ever since we have been together,
any party we have, we have adult parties, had sixties.
We have to have fairy bread.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's awesome, that's fairy bread is delicious.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I went to a Christmas party in South Balow in
South America and convinced everyone at that Christmas party that
it was an Australian tradition to not only have fairy bread,
but then eat that fairy bread without your hands, because
it's like you've got wings like a fairy Wow. I've
got a whole album.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Of people just just nose diving fairy bread. That's a
good laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's got a luke here, luke on thirteen one or
six five? Uh luke something chargish that you still do
as an adult. We're good, mate, We're good. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
So one of the best things you can do is
I think it a theme park or just one of
those fares do you have right on the dodgement cars.
Once you're finished, though, you turn the wheel all over
one side and watch the next person that jumps in
the car and they actually go backwards and start questioning
straight away. Great wonderwatch I did not know that.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Can you hear?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's hold of you like, that's brilliant.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's particularly good when you're like inconvenient someone without like
really pissing them off like that. For me, that's a
per like it is a perfect wind. That is a
perfect It's like your clock life. When you do that,
that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Where does it sit for you?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
When you you know the old you get the salt
shaker and you're loosing the lid and then.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Too far you a meal like you've crashed into another car.
An issue, an issue. You know, I've told you once
before that you know I used to take just one
of those little rubber foot feet off the off my
sister's laptop.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect. I don't know, man,
that's like that would make me go insane, like I.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Go to every time a new one within a week.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
That's perfect.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There was that more over the line than the salt shaker.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
You ruined the meal.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I mean, she can still use the laptop, but it's
just slightly annoying, Jess.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
That's what I'm saying. That's the goal.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's like when you used to like, you know, stick
a stick in the water fountain at school.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
They do when kids do that, and then he cut
water in the ye.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That was good stuff, sorry, Jess, just a little bit
of water.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
And then you know, you don't.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Put it down to how they still get there Sometimes
it stings. Got sensitive eyes, Jess. This is something charges
that your partner has talked to us.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, there is.
Speaker 7 (06:58):
I yawn no matter when where the six fingers in
my mouth.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's good when you get it good. It's unbelievable that yeah, yeah, yeah,
I reckon. Yeah, that's one time I hit what's that
thing that sits at the back of your throat, your tonsils?
You've youler the ball that dangles down one. It's like
I was a boxer and one time I hit ball.
It was just like too far. Definitely to jeez, I
got ya.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Let's go to a good one again. Nice and annoying.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Every time them wash their hair, you know, it's just
close their eyes and wash their hair. If I'm in
the bathroom, I turned all the hot off while her
eyes are closed. Yeah, that's just good gear. That's just harmless.
That's just harmless fun. Like what she's going to do
there bit cold. Oh well, it's good. That's that's the best.
Because what you do is you turn the cord off,
leave the rooms, wait for the screen.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Oh how nice living with you.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Most childish thing that you still do, trish, Well.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Mine probably is a little bit unique. I was born
with an dairy allergy, so I was having having the
soy formula. I'm forty three and I still drink it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Sorry, but you drink baby baby formula.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Drinks baby formula at forty three.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I have my whole life out of the bottle.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Wow, it's an adult bottle.
Speaker 9 (08:18):
No.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Yeah, because of the allergy, I still have it on
my cereal.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Why do you just drink normal powdered milk? Don you drink?
But you still drink baby formula milk?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
I still drink baby formula is sweet, so soy baby formula.
So it has the dairy allergy.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Why why not just soy powdered milk?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Why do have soy milk like so good in my Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, it's like a normal person with lactose intolerance.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But I can't, I think because I was just brought
up with it. I cannot have cereal with any other taste.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Drink Wow, does after. It's a quick reminder there's an
ongoing sweep. What is baby birth? Sweet world? Guessing when
the baby's going to be born. The prize is like
most sweeps cash. The price for this is to be
the god parent of the child that's been sanctioned, yes,
(09:12):
kicked off by the Big Fellow himself.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Alissa, Hi, how do you want to join the sweep?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'd love to.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
I reckon on the Jude date twenty fifth of October, say,
twelve thirty during the day twenty.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Fifth, So you're the only person that's gone on the
Jude date.
Speaker 7 (09:30):
All I went on both for mine on the run
on forty weeks judday.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
So it's Saturday, the twenty fifth, el Saturday?
Speaker 4 (09:37):
And what time, Liss, twelve thirty pm? What was that pm?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
PM PM lunchtime? Birth? I like that as well. Unless
that sounds good.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
You're in this swep my list. Now let's get into
the game.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Thank you know dam will Wood is gum Tree game dream?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
All right, you're double dipping here, Melissa.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You're into the sweep and now you want to play
the gum Tree game.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Say, let's crack straight in here, Melissa. Here we go here,
we go.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
So I am, of course describing items on gum Tree
if you've just joined us. If you guess the price
of the item correctly, I'll give you that dollar amount. Melissa,
this is a cracker. It's a silicon or silicone press
practice hand for nails.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
So it's kind of like attached to a to a
practice here nail painting.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, practice now for all the nail technicians out there.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Could I use that this morning with my daughter painted? Mind?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Looks like she could use a silicon hand for sure. Mate.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's all over your fingers, no offense, Max, But come on,
keep it to the keep it to the nails.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
So look, it's attached to some sort of vice, so
I mean you can attach it to a table and
then I imagine you can just paint till your heart's
content with that silicone practice hand. How much you think
it's going for.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Melissa, twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Not a bad guess, Melissa, but incorrect. I'm sorry, it's
it's thirty thirty dollars.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
Silicon far hour, not far off, not far.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Off at all. Melissa, you are a great player. I'm
sorry though you get nothing. Let's got Nathan, I could
have just moved her on. Going to Nathan to be clear.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You know, sometimes we give people prizes.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
There's no prizes at the moment, by the way.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's all I did. Notice that double passes to.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Regretting you Jesus guys.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And we've got a new producer on board as well, Oliviate,
get some prizes live.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It's your first first job, first job, find some prizing,
all right, Nathan, Nathan.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
You read to play ready boys are I'm good, mate,
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
This is an absolute cracker and judging by the sandy
your voice, I reckon you're gonna love it.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
This is a mobile picnic table, so it's exactly what
you're think it is. It's a picnic table that moves.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Don't picnic tables move?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
No, wait, will listen to this. It's a John Deere,
so it's like a a John Dear tractor. It's stretched out,
stretched out, moa. They make good stuff John Dear headlights.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Work comes with spare belts.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Say on a second, I'm confused showing me is it
is it? Is it a ride on mora or is
it a table?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It's a rhino or they've turned a right on moa
into a table. Boo, wow, it's a modified John Deere moa.
So picture the seat of a John Deere moa.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Nathan, are you doing that?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Ye, take the seat away and then add a full
picnic table.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Help me good?
Speaker 6 (12:31):
I'm going to say five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Got me?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Good, mate, I'm going to give you a second. Guess
you're under? You're under? The figure?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Does sound good? Can I see a photo? Nath has
another guess.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You may there. It is legit.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
I don't think what he's done it justice.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
It's it's not just like, it's not just you haven't
done it justice. It's not just like a piece of
timber over the seat. It's like it's like one of
those proper picnic tables, like two benches, a frame style table,
big broad timber.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Picnic table on wheels. Fifty you're right with the back half.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's seventeen fifty. Yeah, the lights work. Sorry though, Nathan,
very Clod's got an.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That's a good idea. I'd love that.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
It'd be awesome, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Imagine taking that home to your father.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I should love you.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You would get through the door.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 10 (13:32):
You?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I can't be so proud of me.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
If you I want you to buy that and take
it home to mim just for the content done.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
As long as it's the Will and Woody purchase, then
we're in where are.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
You gonna put it?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Front yard?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
I'd love to hear from you, guys, what's the worst
call you had to make to your parents.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
On thirteen one, six y five? So that rings a
few bells?
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Hey, So well, the reason I'm taking you there with
this is a fascinating story. So first of all, I
don't know what is going on with these overly courageous
dads that are just raising the bar for all of
us men out there. But this is the second home
infasion story that I've read in as many weeks where
the dad has not just panicked, locked the door and
called the cops, but instead has grabbed whatever is around
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him and chased the kids out of their house.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And look, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I mean Mick Moldouse did the same thing, former NFL legend,
chased them down an alleyway and took them all on
when they had like weapons on them. I mean he
got stabbed with us NI really gnarly. I have a
panic room and there's a room for only one in
that room in my house.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
And obviously that's for your wife, your pregnant wife.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
As you wouldn't fit pregnant. But yeah, no that is
for me. And all I'm saying is all I'm saying
is I just think I think we need see to
chill out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Dads.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
You don't need to be we don't need to be heroes.
I mean, I know you're a proud woods. You're a
proud coward. And I think it's okay, a.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Little middle Poland in my bed, which I would never use,
but dad's there, it's there.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Ask what it was used for.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
So CCTV has emerged of this dad who chases two
kids out of his house.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Oh yeah, right in his underwear.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Ah yeah, the jucks of course.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
How long is this?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Graham Brown chased the two boys out of his home
in his underwear.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
The father of four came back with the teenager in
a headlock.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
He pulled up his top to see if he had
a weapon.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
And this guy's like, don't hurt me. You can call
the cops. Just don't hurt me.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
I'm all right, you can call the cops.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
He so, then the Robert was like I'm calling the
cops because I'm scared of you.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
He said, please don't hurt me. I want to call
the cops. He's like, fine, mate, you call the cops.
You tell him what's happened.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
So this kid again, he's a teenager, so he's called
the cops and gone, Hi, there, he's fourteen. He's gone
high there just so you know, I've just been busted
trying to break into someone's house. And I imagine the
next phone call is to his mum and dad going, hey, guys,
just so you know, I've broken into someone's house. The
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cops are going to come and get me. That screams
for me, like the worst call you ever had to
make to your parents on thirteen one or six five.
I'm happy to be trumped, but I reckon that's going
to take the case.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
It's double bad.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's like, not only did you try and you robbed
a house, but you failed at that as well.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That is, if if I got my parents and successfully
robbed a house, they'd be disappointed. But like how you
pulled it off to call them, to call them and
say you went to do it and you failed. You suck,
don't come home, failure out. I think the other one
comes to mind for me is I was overseas in
South America.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
This is horrific. I'm actually like trembling a little bit
just thinking of his phone call.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Traumatic. There's a bit of PTSD around these calls, isn't.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
There had this ferry to catch from Paraguay back to Argentina,
and I just I didn't set an arm and I
slept in.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I missed it by four hours.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And because of that, I missed a flight in Argentina,
and it was I had this package deal with the
trip I was doing. So first I had to call
mom and say I missed a fairy and she was
just like, you're an idiot whatever, And then I was like,
I don't.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Have any money.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Oh yeah, I'm going.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
To need you to transfer me some money so I
can fly home. Well ah, horrific, horrific. And then you know,
you guys, so why why'd you leap through? Why do
you miss the fairy? And it's just like, you know,
I just.
Speaker 5 (17:16):
Slept in, you know, just yeah, yeah, yeah, So I
had one of them I've had. I actually had two
shockers that were overseas. So the first one was after
a full moon trip in Thailand when my drink got spiked.
Oh yeah, I remember this with Amthetamin's Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And I had to call dad. That was not a
good I mean he was he was great about it,
(17:36):
like he wasn't like it was funny. Though beforehand I
was like, oh my god, they're gonna be so upset
with me. But he was just like, you're okay, yeah,
which is but I remember that at the time, just
thinking that I really screwed up here. But he was like, mate,
something for something, should drink and I was like yeah,
and he's like, done nothing wrong.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
I should have said I got spiked.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Spike's a good one.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Yeah, anyway, good one.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
But then the second one I remember was on French
exchange and we snuck into my the father who was
hosting me his wine, a seller nice about ten of
us boys about sixteen nice nearly drank my whole thing.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Drank the cellar and then you call your dad and say, like,
my one was spiked. Obviously it couldn't have been the
twenty bottle of wine.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
That was just annoyed about the wine that we drank. Yeah,
I didn't care.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Yeah, yeah, so anyway, yeah, I nearly got sent home.
Then they're shocking calls.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I got sent you drank the guys seller thirteen, I
would send you home so I'd make you work. I'd
put you to work.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It was not even a good thing to thirteen on
a six five. Worst call you've had to make to
your parents as a kid.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
We'll take your calls, right, I know, they're really shocking.
There's a lot of guilt, a lot of anxiety that
we're all feeling.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It makes you they're just all.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Do it together and maybe of a laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
So obviously I crashed my carrent number of times. But
I remember crashing my car the first time, swent to
a pile, calling mom not so bad. But it was
when I called it a week later and waslying, hey,
crashed my car again. That was when I went through
the fence at the school.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Well, and that school. It's it's on a Monday morning.
You were school captain.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
You do the math.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, I did say that a few weeks ago. Obviously
you're bright on the phone. That's the thing, like, I
just I just got it. Well that's what I got
from mom. And then it's like that'sund and then like, anyway,
can you come and pick.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
My Michael want to see fide Michael James, how are you?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
We're great. Mate. What's the worst call you had to
make to your to your parents?
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (19:33):
Mate, it was to my old man. I was at
boarding school and they were living in Saudi, and I
got I was old enough to drink, but I got
busted for drinking. So they're in Saudi. I'm in the UK.
And then after ring my old man to tell him
that I'm being kicked out of school, like.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
Within within the hour, and.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Yeah, he just literally said I knew this was the
call and passed it straight to my mother and didn't
talk to.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
Me for two weeks.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Two weeks, two weeks.
Speaker 12 (20:05):
He just yeah, he just couldn't swallow it.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
A well, it's.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Probably just didn't want to give you, like I dodn't
mind that from your old man, because he's probably just
going like I don't want to rate you and the
way that I feel like I want to. Yeah, probably
the best we don't talk, is that, right, Michael? Like
it was just got to be big on him.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
Yeah, yeah, he was gonna lash out with me, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, he would have lashed.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, it sounds like it sounds like you lashed anyway, Michael. No,
we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
It, don't.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
We don't condone drinking. Definitely an underage drink. Let's go
to Matuita here Buttida on thirty one, six y five. Uh,
but Tilda, you had to make this call to your
parents two days ago fresh one.
Speaker 13 (20:44):
Yes, two days ago, I was driving home from school
and I completely rear ended this car in front of
me on the freeway and first crash ever, fresh on
my peas.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
So yeah, why was it bair to call your parents
about that? Matilda? Sure, they're just worried about you. Was
it their car?
Speaker 13 (21:01):
They were actually not too bad, they were not too angry,
So I was quite lucky. I was worried how they
but they were just more worried about me and the
kids I had in the car. Had kids in the car, Yes,
my brothers, my brother.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I still trust you, still trust it. Get out of
there while you getting she's a hazard. I'm sure you.
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Were you nervous getting back in the car with her guys?
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (21:34):
I don't really like it.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
She's really bad.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
You guys ive you too.
Speaker 7 (21:43):
From the brother.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Imagine the exchange that's going on right now. Aaron. Aaron,
what is the worst called you've had to make to
your parents?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
This is when I was sixteen, So we had a
beach house. We've we're at the beach house with a
couple of mates doing something I shouldn't have been doing.
Small smoke and cigarettes at the back. Then we went
down to the beach, looked around and we could see
the smoke coming up. We walked around the corner and
we heard fire trucks everyone coming down the road and
(22:15):
it was it was our house.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
No, you lit your parents beach house on fire.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
I had to call I had to call my parents
from a dad and the beach house is no longer there.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
It burned to the ground.
Speaker 10 (22:32):
The ground. I won't tell it. I won't tell you
what what he said, but yeah, it took him about
an hour and a half to get down there.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
And yeah, were you honest about how were you? Were
you honest about how the fire started? To tell the Porcupie.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
Yeah, I had to tell him because that the police
and suspected suspicions that was some cigarettes.
Speaker 10 (22:50):
So yeah, confirmed it to that.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
So on Aaron, your dad's so, your dad's there at
this stage, the fire departments down there, you're you're standing there,
and then are you in front of him and the
police and the fire department when you admit that you
were just smoking.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
A dart out the back?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (23:09):
Absolutely?
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Did you try and go home with the he came
about an inch tall off the ground.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It was I would have asked for a self, would
have asked for herself, how did you?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
How did you get Probably.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
It probably would have been better if I went with
the police, to be.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
So what happened from what happens from there?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Aaron?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Like you do you go in the car with like
you in the back seat of the car with your dad?
Does he strapped you to the roof?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Like we had no?
Speaker 10 (23:32):
I was in the backseat of the car and for
the next hour and a half he was dead silence
all the way back to where I'm from Sunbury, and
then I yeah, then my ears copped it.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Did you You could have given him a cigarette just
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Donald Trump's angry, and I think an angry Donald Trump
is a funny Donald Trump. So if you're not across this,
he's on the front cover of Time magazine, which obviously
is pumped about that.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Well, he's everyone knows that he's been campaigning really hard
to get the Nobel Piece price like that's been and
this is everything that he wanted.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
This is kind of on that. So it's like, you know,
he's the law. Yeah, he gets the prize. He's happy
with all the text on the front cover. It's it's time.
It's a big shot of his face. I'll get to
that in a second. But then it says his triumph,
and then it said the leader Israel needed and how
Ganza heels. He's happy with all of that, right, but
(24:33):
let's focus on the photo because this is where it
gets funny.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
So he he's spoken about it. He's furious.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If you haven't seen the photo, firstly, pull over and
go and look at it, because you're just going to
get a really good laugh.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
It's just him at his absolute worst.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
They've gone they've gone for the underneath angle, which we
all know shocking angle.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I wonder who took the photo, like, because it's almost
as if it wasn't a photo shoot. It's almost if
someone managed to capture it and send it to the magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Yeah, as part of like a smear campaign time.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Knowing time they're they're not going to be MAGA supporters.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's a little subtle digger because no one got one.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Hundred percent they're not they're not promote.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I mean, no one could put a photo like that
of someone anywhere and claim to be their friend.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And there's not one photographer on this planet who could
possibly think that was a good photo. And we've been
on these photo shoots, they'll take fifty photos. The fact
that they chose that one means that they hate him because,
like I said, it's a shot from underneath and this
is what Trump said about it.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
He's like he's.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Literally said he said this on truth Social which is
like his Twitter. He goes, the picture may be the
worst of all time. They disappeared my hair is something
that he said. Because it's behind light, it does make
his hair. Just make sure whispy disappears, so he does
look real whispy on the top. But then and then
he's talked about the fact that I've never liked taking
(25:56):
pictures from underneath angles. This is a super bad picture
and deserves to be called out. The thing that he
hasn't really talked about which is what everyone's talking about
online though, And there's only one way to describe it.
And I've being told by the producers I can only
say this once. But he's got vagina neck big time,
so that you know exactly what because his shirt is
(26:18):
too tight over his neck. He's got a little bit
of loose skin going on under the neck there. Yeah,
and it has it's crushed it all together.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
It's creased to the skin and created.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
A v and then and not necessarily like you know,
it's it's the wizard sleeve style.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's all we're I'm going to
talk about it anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think we've done it. Is that right? I think
we've done it.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I feel like we've walked up to the line here
and I could walk over.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
It a few more times now. Every front gets it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I think the key is it's really I think the
key is go online, go and see the photo.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
But here's the question I want to ask.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
It's actually hilarious.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
I know there's an audible medium, so it's quite hard
to describe it, but it really looks like like he's
it's almost like his head, you know, like you know,
blinky Bill. How he used to tie his handkerchief around
the back of on the stick at the end of
it looks like his head is that, Yeah, And they've
shoved his head like his head is the napkin the bag,
(27:15):
and then they've inverted the bag and shoved it in
a suit like it's it's the it's like the fronds
of the napkin that they've tried to like rustle together
and jam and then keep. It's like it's almost like
he's being held together by the suit. Yeah, you know,
like he's like a he's made of like a like
a bean bag and they've had to like shove the
bean bag into the suit.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Or you know when they when like a balloon, you
know when a balloon is first blown, a helium booon
looks great, you know, a helium balloon.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
After three days. Yes, that's his face. That's his face
and neck.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Right now, and it's just in the corner of the room,
slowly sinking away. But here's the question I want to ask.
I'm thirteen one oh sixty five because thinks we'll be polarizing,
but it just reminded me of the time when you know,
when you're out and there's a group photo taken of like,
you know, four or five people. It's just a group shot,
right then, naturally everyone wants to see that photo. If
you look crap in that photo in the group photo,
(28:07):
you not. You see your face and you're like, look
just right off? Are you allowed to stop the photo
from being posted online?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Like?
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Are you allowed to put your hand up and go look?
I know there's seven people in the shot. It's a
group shot, but I've identified that I look crap.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Can you stop that person from putting it online? Or
is that just too petty? I've had this, I've experienced this.
We actually got Jackie O on our radio show. She
posted a photo of me online. I've never looked worse.
Have a listen, four hundred and seventy five point seven
thousand people have seen a photo.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
I can't even describe my face.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You look seventy. You look like you have no mouth, yeah,
and you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Look like you have no hair.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
You look like Christian Bale from The Machinist when he
lost like thirty Heroes always, I just think they don't
care what they look like, do they? No?
Speaker 10 (28:56):
They do.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Just if there's any more than three, I feel like, no,
one's going to be happy, so someone has to be
the collateral damage.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
All right, there's the question thirteen one oh sixty five
in a group shot scenario, if you look crap, can
you stop the person from putting it online?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Kelly's god with a quick conspiracy?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Kel Hi, there, So I saw something that I am
not sure many people are talking about. Isn't that meant
to be the ear that he was shot in.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
That he had shot?
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah, what do you mean do you remember.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Shot?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
The world also him standing up there, took a shot
for the American people went down. The whole thing mysteriously
healed very ech Yeah, yeah, that's the same ear.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, so you're saying that's the photo.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I think the time is making a bigger point besides
obviously the fact that he's a less attractive human being
and his vanity and everything. Yeah, and I think they're
pointing out the fact that that ear at his age
should not have healed, let alone looks like it does
in that photograph.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh they're saying, I don't reckon that bullet hit your ear,
because have a look at your ear in this shot.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
It's like basic basic photography, right, you put things in
certain perspectives and what is the major perspective that you
see the ear is in that central point?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Wow, I mean I see neck. I only see neck
if I'm being honest, Kelly. But it's a very it's
a very interesting conspiracy.
Speaker 12 (30:24):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
That's awesome, Kelly, Thank you so much for that.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Let's go to jest is that's my night?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, jump on Reddit read it. Jess?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
What are your thoughts on you looking horrific in a
group shot? Can you ask for that photo not to
be posted online?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Me personally, I've had quite a few nights out with
my friends where I've hired a couple of drinks and
it's showing.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh yeah, okay, how does it show on you? Jess?
Speaker 4 (30:52):
What's the one of the signs?
Speaker 14 (30:55):
I definitely don't look so well. My masca is stripped
and stuff like that.
Speaker 13 (30:58):
My hair's a bit messy.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So do you think so
what you reckon? If there's a photo taken group shot
and you're looking a little bit intoxicated, a little bit tipsy,
you don't want that scene the light of day?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Oh god?
Speaker 10 (31:11):
No.
Speaker 14 (31:11):
So in the past I've given them true options. They
can either crop me out of the photo, or they
can lose my number.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, bloody hell, Jesus.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Wo to me.
Speaker 14 (31:23):
Personally, I would never post a photo that someone's asked
me not to. So if that's the type of person
that I'm friends with, then I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna settle for that.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah right, okay, bloody Hello, those are the terms. Those
are the terms. Just a little crop job. I don't
mind a little crop job.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Did you get cropped out or crop me? I'd happily
be cropped do you know what I mean? Like, if
if you look as bad as let's say, Trump looks
in that photo, you're having to be cropped out. Everyone
can crop even I'm a thirty seven year old man.
I don't how to crop.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
Do you have to send it to someone though, to
check whether it's croppable?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Do you know what I mean? Do you go, hey, mate,
do you want to be cropped?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Here?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You got your face looks like it's been half tooed?
Minty person? What do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
If I was posting a photo of a group, I
wouldn't like send that to everyone first and say is
everyone okay with this?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I mean, you know who we're talking before, yest with
Jess's defriending you.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Oh girls, do.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We have some women outside of Before you post a
photo online where there's like a group of you, you
will send it all to each other and is everyone
okay with this?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (32:28):
You are kidding?
Speaker 3 (32:29):
What's the strike rate there of the rejections?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
I'm only sending ones that I know they will probably
all be okay with. If there's ones where like someone
looks bad, I'm not even going to send it straight now.
But isn't there just a bit of fun as in,
is it just a bit of fun to ask no, just.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
To post and be like, oh my god, you look
shocking in that shot, Like we have a bit of
fun with that.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I mean it depends how close you are.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yeah, we always like about it.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I always love the moment in a group shot where
particularly if it is a girl there, you know, like
when you're sitting in the restaurant and you get someone
to take the photo and someone's got to be in
the dreaded thumb position where the photographer and they just
they just.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
End up looking like a thumb.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
They try like they try and lean back to get
a bit of perspect if they want to be too
close in the camera.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
That's the worst position ever. That's instant posting for me.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah, I haven't posted in a long time, but nothing
that would make I also love the.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Scamper from girls as well.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
When you go to the they get to the bag
or they want to get in.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
The middle as well. You know when you go and
take a photo with girls in your army and now
I'm like, we'll get in the middle.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah, no, no, on the side, we're we're going to
look crap on the side, who cares?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
My family ends up everyone's standing because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
As soon as someone gets out a thumb seat, it's
replaced by the yeah exactly. All of a sudden, everyone's
standing standing around dad like he'sa thirteen disciples.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
That's the other thing is it does end up looking
like they're yeah, they're a political figure, that's right.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Or the family photo where you're.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Teered yes and we don't want that's.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Very hard to do.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
You guys, wait in though, because I mean I haven't
posted a photo on social media in seven years, so
seven years.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Shared your interview with Billie Eilish.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Oh no, no, but not a photo like I'll share
content for sure. I'm not posting, you know, group photos.
Here's some snaps with the girls on a Thursday night.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
I think I shared a team.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Photo, That's what I'm hearing. I think it was before
my time.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
You've got to.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Stop drunk posting. Yeah, right off. And I looked shocking
in that photo. And let's got a Brianna here, Brianna,
can you as a group shot?
Speaker 5 (34:28):
And someone looks bad? I posted a photo of myself Djane. Yeah,
well again, that's just good content.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
And there's a link.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
There's a link to the mix there. I think if
everyone will go along and get around that.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
What are your thoughts on this?
Speaker 6 (34:43):
So we actually have a group of eight girls and
my best friend purposely takes gives her phone to whoever's
taking the photo to make sure that she can make
all the edits to herself before sending it to the
group chat. And all my girlfriends are so beautiful that
none of them care if they've got a double chin
or anything, which they don't. I'm the only one that
has to then message my girlfriend and say, hey, can
(35:05):
you tighten everything up for me? As you do for
you before you're set it to the chat, and yeah,
we make sure that we've got ourselves covered. There's only
been one occasion where she's covered herself. Everyone's sensing in
the chat. As Jess previously said, they send it in
the group chat, we all approve it. And I haven't
got to the group chat photo in time. And she's
(35:26):
put up the bad picture of me with three chins,
and she's adjusted her tummy, and I've seen the original
and gone, hold on a second.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
She just tummy? What's what are you about to ask?
What sort of work that?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I was going to ask the girls, like how much?
How much photoshop's going on with group photos.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
With you guys.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
I'm not photoshopping. I'm just getting a yes or a no.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
But I have no doubt that, like eighty percent of
the photos you see on Instagram a photoshops.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Shut up?
Speaker 12 (35:52):
Do you?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
How do you tighten it tummy on the grand Brianna?
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Oh, there's a specific gap that you can do it.
But oh yeah, why I do the avoiding. I do
the avoiding of standing on the end, like you said earlier,
because no one looks great on the end. But apparently
the other six of the girls do, so we make
sure we're in the middle so that we only have
to tighten the tummy if need be.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Is there an app for the triple chin? So do
you need three different apps? Then?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Are you going like one for the touch shop arms,
one for the triple chin, one for the titan the tummy?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Is that a three hours? You can get it all
in one?
Speaker 6 (36:23):
It's the generally the all in one, but it's the
old big fat Greek wedding scene where you try and
shot up shoulders back from the back of the neck.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Tongues on the roof of the mouth.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
That's what.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
That's what. That's what my aunt Christmas they go. Tongues
on the roof of the mouth with them.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Now, woo Joe, you know that I care more for
the fate of my daughter's pet stick than I do
Chris Jenner. But she recently got a face lived and look,
I think this just opens up a whole conversation that
I think is genuinely worth having.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
So if you have a look at her, guys said,
the before and after looks like a tot of the
new person.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, I've seen the photo. It's it's extra it's extra
she looks like a daughter. Yeah, she looks like a
daughter exactly. So she's sixty nine.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
She spent one hundred thousand dollars on this facelift, which
you know, dropping the ocean for her. So you know,
for everyone that's saving their life savings to try and
get this skin peeled back like Dracula so they can
look a bit younger. That's tough for her. She probably
sneezed and one hundred grand that came out. So she
goes and spends the money on this. This is her
talking about it afterwards.
Speaker 11 (37:34):
I filmed a facelift fifteen years ago, and I've done
everything from a hip replacement surgery that was brutal. I
film that. I think that it really is somehow my
way of showing people and trying to inspire others not
to be afraid of, you know, surgeries that you need,
(37:57):
that are necessary, or even something you want to do
because you want to feel better about yourself and don't
be afraid of it.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
That opens up a massive conversation for me, because I
mean a naturally some reason I am, I don't know.
I think people are beautiful the way they are, and
I but I'm not challenged by my esthetic. I don't
look at myself and think that I need to change.
I'm lucky in that way. I have got other things
that I think about myself. What a horrible But I'm
happy with how I look at the moment and certainly
(38:26):
don't feel like I need that.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Right. But for people that do feel like.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
They need to feel better and need feel more comfortable
in the world, something like a facelift is you know,
it might be an inevitability to it, like that's what
they need to feel happy.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
It's not nice to think someone would need to do it,
but as you've identified, the reality is that some people
do get to the point where they feel like they
need it to feel good about themselves.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
That's right, So it opens up a can of worms.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Yeah, tomorrow we're going to be talking to Perth hair
stylist Kim Habily, who've got a facelift at thirty seven years.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Old, because that feels young.
Speaker 5 (38:58):
That's the same procedure over in Turkey. So she's going
to be on the show tomorrow. Makeure you're cheating in
it at the same time. We'll have that chat tomorrow
because I feel that you and I are vastly underqualified.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
For this chat.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
It'll be bloody interesting to talk to Kimberly tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Because I, yeah, part of me think this is the
world gone mad? Or is this just something we need
to accept.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Maybe the boys can get a lift.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Will Channel nine announce their new TV shows for next
year at their Channel nine up fronts And there's.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
A new wow, huge, Wow, what a moment.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Massive news, Take Homes Maps is back, and.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Then you're kidding you tell me the yeah, the blocks.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
But I think the big one is they've announced a
new reality show. And I'm gonna be honest, like reality
shows that is getting really wild because it just feels
like we've done so many bloody reality shows that they
do need to start getting pretty unique and differences.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Got to go inventive.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
They've got to get inventive.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
So I think this one is so out there that
right now I want to play a little game. A
little game will be nice and quick, nice and quick.
I know we've got a wrap up so and I
know you're feeling sick, but I reckon you'll enjoy.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
I'm going to give.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
You four reality shows right now, four options. One of
them is actually the reality show that Channel nine are
doing next year, I'll give you one more piece of information.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
It works, just just get into it.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
It's just one more piece of information you need to know.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Scotty Cam is confirmed to be in this reality show,
not as host, He'll be a contestant. So they announced
the reality show and said that Scotty Cam is a contestant. Okay,
here are the shows. Number one, it's just called Shark. Yeah,
celebrities Swimming with Sharks. That's what it is. Number two,
(40:44):
what do you mean that's the details where so they
did say that, but it's where shark infested waters swim
with sharks. Number two Yeah, Celebrity Circus. Group of celebrities
train as circus performers and then for a one night
only special.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
They perform a circus celebrity circus.
Speaker 4 (41:07):
I'll watched that.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Number three, I.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
Go in that. I'm know if you're looking for cast.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
But yeah, well yeah, that's your follow up question is, yeah,
would you be in would you be in Shark?
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, and you've be in.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Celebrity Circus as well. Yeah, I'll speak to our manager.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Number three undercover singer. So I think this is the
you know, their attack on the masked singer of course,
undercover singer.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't mind this.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, famous singers rocking up to open mic nights with
disguises on ah, undercover singer, right, a little.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Bit nice number four Yeah, life Swap.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
So effectively a celebrity takes over your diary for a
full week, right, so I said before Scotty Cam's involved.
So Scotty Cam would just be like living the life
of Darryl. Yeah, who does Who's an accountant?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
Wife swap? But it's life swap?
Speaker 8 (41:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Which one of those is actually going to be on
Channel nine next year? Shark Celebrity Circus, undercover singer.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Undercover singer, Life Swap, Life Swap?
Speaker 3 (42:10):
And then I think obvious.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Follow up is do you want to be involved? M
because we can get you involved, We can make that happen.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
What am I thinking here?
Speaker 5 (42:22):
Okay, Shark, I feel like it needs a few more
bells and whissiles and it's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 14 (42:29):
In like?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Are they just like because you know all in all
waters around Australia are shark infested? Do you know what
I mean? The sharks everywhere?
Speaker 5 (42:34):
I imagine they take just Scotty Cam going for a body
surf down at cool and Gatta.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I'm not watching it.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Why are they actually like going diving on a shark
dive at night?
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Because in the audio, because then they're underwater.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
But they can get the masks with the with the microphone,
put a bit of early in the water.
Speaker 4 (42:49):
I think I've I think I've hit. I think I've hit. No,
that's not going on. Shark's not happening. Number two. What's
the next one we go process? I'm gonna shure it
comes your process.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Celebrity circus, celebrity circus training a circus before what are
they doing.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
In circus performance?
Speaker 5 (43:02):
They're juggling with a good good circus trapeze work. I
mean it's pretty dangerous, breathing fire. I mean a good
payoff in the end.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
One night on the event, one night event so people
can rock out. I'm watching.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
I think it's happening.
Speaker 5 (43:17):
I think it's I think you've baked that up idea,
baked up that idea. I think, So okay, I need
to keep moving here. It's either undercover singer or life swap.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
Undercover singer seems.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Um, gotta be careful. You might you might be torching
Channel nine.
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Just be careful life swap and it's a celebrity swapping.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Sorry, it's a celebrity So.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Scotty Cam would go and live the life of Darrell
the accountant, but then also go to his family home.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yeah, do all the school drop off, et cetera.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
I think it's undercover sing Singer.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
You think that's the show for Channel nine next year.
That is incorrect. They're doing the show that you definitely
wouldn't want to watch, Shark.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
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