July 11, 2025 • 47 mins
Woody has gone to great lengths to win over Will's daughter Max after it was revealed she doesn't like him at all.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey guys, So we've added something different to the podcast
feed here, so outside of our usual full shows that
you'll get here.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Which no doubt you've listened to all of.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Just keeping in look, you just you just hate to
be out of the loop at water coolers at your workplace.
If once you miss one show, you're out. Yeah, back burner,
I can't engage. So if you're one of those people
who's listened to all the full shows, yeah, you want
more little bonus and we're giving them more.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, that's right. So obviously there are lots of stories
that we kind of weave through the shows over a
course of some weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sometimes my missing thermis down the storm drain.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like you're missing thermis down the storm drain, and we
haven't finished that story.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm sure, I'm going on, im going, I'm going someone
needs to buy anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But I'm not willing anyway. It doesn't matter, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So we've got these stories that run through the show
over a number of days, sometimes over a number of weeks,
and knows that means that they're kind of hard to
piece together. I mean, they're good for us because we're
going through them every day. And we kind of know
who the thread is. But if that's not you, some
of these stories we're going to put in one podcast
like this one, which is one of my favorite stories
(01:14):
that we've talked about over the last six months, and
woods that is your relationship with my daughter Max two
and a half year old daughter has now categorically confirmed
on four different occasions that she hates Woody Well hates
a strong word. She doesn't like you. She doesn't see
I actually wouldn't ask you if she hates anything, but
(01:34):
she doesn't see you as a friend, which arguably hurts more.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It does.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think I'd prefer the hate. Weird a more simple
to hate, isn't it. It's like it's clearly a childish response.
I don't want him as my friend. Is that's calculated.
She's thought about it, absolutely, She's thought about it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Despite the fact that I'm coming over to your house
regularly now and I will continue to do this and
interrupt your beautiful warnings and deliver gifts to your daughter
until she said, I am her friend.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who are you doing that for?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The small child.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Inside of me? And that small child's inside of everyone.
We all know it's there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Sometimes you have to nurture them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So so I'm just wondering now, though thirteen one six
five is our number, does your kid just hate someone
for no reason? Because because right now it does feel
like I'm the only adult out there who just has
the the not the hate of a child, but the
lack of love from ain that is that because I
just thought kids liked everyone. Remy loves everyone. Yeah, it
(02:31):
doesn't matter who you are. She's like, I trust.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You, you're in Yeah, so that's nice.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Let's go to Let's go to Shannon here, despite me
trying to drip like awful things about you to her
because I kind of want mind what you've feeds, throw
around things like Will is a cheap ass, like I've
just mentioned that, but it's not really sinking in yet.
Shannon boys, Hello, mate, You've got a niece who has
(02:58):
a dislike of someone.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I do. I do. She's about six years old and
at no stage of her life she ever liked me.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, so it's okay. So how young did it start? Shannon?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
From the get go? I think it's the bed. I've
got a bed, and I don't know if it's start,
But wouldn't they say hello to me and functions and
give me nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And have you tried to push through that, Shannon, Because
I'm with your mate, I'm right there next to you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Will's daughter does not like me.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So what have you done to try and win back
the love of the of your bribyat that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So that's that's what I'm trying to plain here, Shannon,
is that you need to ease up.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But what if I just ignore her, Nothing's going to happen?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Right, disagree? Disagree? Actually actually like like agrees. Shannon had
six years Are you on speaking terms with your niece now? Shannon? No,
So she's six years old and she's like, never said,
what's what's the most she said to you?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A hello?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's it? That's all you get.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
How can you see her often enough?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Likes right?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Have you asked her parents?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, there's become a running joke in the family.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Now, Yeah, it does get like that. It's definitely a
running joke in my householding with my family. Shon's not
funny at all to me. That's going to I think
he's hitting on something there, do you know? I do
think it's a good message to heed. The harder you push,
the more she's going to run. Away.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But what does that actually look like?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Practically like what I come over with the hot cross
buns and go no, it means not coming over.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Don't come over, Maddie being.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Made Maddie, Maddie, this is your daughter. Your daughter irrationally
hates someone.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yes, he hates my brother in law.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And so is there has there ever been a reason
that you can pin that too?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
And looks he scared her once, but from then on,
every time she sees him she just screams, has a meltdown,
doesn't want to buy of him, just the whole work,
oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So and has he done anything to try and like
mend the.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Bridge every time we go over here? Will I try
and give her like a cardle or I take her
off my sister? But then he just loses it?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How old is she did? She say, Madi?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Since ten months?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, so young.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's still that's when it does. I think that's when
it started with you as well. And then we learned
this the first time Max said I came into the studio.
She calls the studio the glassroom, and she said, wood,
he laughed at you in the glassroom. So ultimately she's
protecting me.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So she just remembered one moment from our radio show
where obviously you were the butt of the jug, and
since that day she has hated She's black, Marke't you forgiveness, mate?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You are you just thinking about that in reverse? Maybe
you need to be doing great things for me in
front of her, or yeah, I think that's actually it. Now.
I hate that you had it flipped that so we're
at all of a sudden. If I save your life,
I just start with a nice bottle of wine. Jamie's
called on by buying me a drink?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Jamie, Jamie, are you another one who was hated by
a child for no reason?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah? So my cousin, she had two daughters, and they
both every time I'd walk in the room, they just
would squill and yell and scream.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And I put it down to the fact that I
had dreadlock.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's interesting, is it? Yeah? Go on, Jamie.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
The worst The worst part was their father had dread loss.
So maybe it wasn't the dread.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't think it's the dreadlogs, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I've long suspected that my two year old daughter hates you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Can we come, yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Appropriate, can we just unpack that a little bit if
you want to you want to go, No, not that
you want to like bear your soul at four thirty
in the afternoon. I love keeping at surface level, but
I just need a little bit of evidence as to
why you thought or what I did to make your
daughter not like me, because I've only ever been kind,
(07:07):
sometimes too intense.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'll give you that. I come in hot.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah you do, and I think I think I look,
I just think that you would know that. Like toddlers
are amazing and picking someone who's maybe trying a bit hard.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That does sound like they get the egg.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They really do. It's funny how that do you think?
That's amazing how they can tell whether someone's trying to
convince them to like them versus when someone's actually you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
My own daughter does it to me sometimes, like if
I'm like, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play
a game, like she's like, Dad, chill out.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That breaks man, I don't want to play right now,
and that it hurts.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, and she has to love you. At the end
of the day, she has your daughter, and.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I just hang around her long enough for her to
eventually fall in love with.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Me your daughter, though she's got a choice.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This is a nut that I'm I'm struggling to crack.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, so we've suspected it for a while. Yesterday we
tried to get Max on the show to do something yeah,
and it looked like she was going to but then
she heard you were here. Hi, Maxie, how are you?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I asked your actual work?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi, Hi Max. It's the second
Max for me that really breaks my own heart.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Max and then her her audible as she hands the
phone over to her, almost like it's curdled milk and
she's got a sour taste in her mouth, and she
was so.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Excited when she was talking to you as.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, I can't believe you work with that guy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, I know of me.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly describes the sound that
she made.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So, look, it's been tough for you, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life
like it's I'm not. I don't need this, I don't
need the love of everyone I.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Come into contact with. What are you talking about? I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So look, I thought last night I just clear it
all up. Great, I was like, great, I just need
to ask your point blank. She's talking in full sentences.
Now she's gonna understand.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And I'm sure that you said, like he's actually a
really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well no, no, no, no, not imposing a decision on my daughter's.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Position that he's just getting me the facts, like he's
actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I didn't try and change her judgment at all. I
just sat her down and I said, do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
She's a hostage video and made her read a statement.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I really like wood Do you want to hear it? No?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not now the way you're trying to Okay, going, going, go,
what are your friend?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Queer loving? I loved on him?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, he was laughing at you.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
You that's why you don't like him, because you're protecting me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
But I'm in the India, not in the class. You're
in the class.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, and the studio.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Nice not yet?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Okay, I go again.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
You don't like none? Like?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Wow, I'm bringing sister, she implicated, My sister and Claire
being Claire a great relations That's the whole McMahon thing.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right, you're out?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
When was I laughing? At you videos showing her where
I'm laughing at.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
She just obviously heard the show and thinks the show.
Yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you laughing
with me? Is you laughing at me?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Sometimes I am laughing at of course, but I laugh
at you.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's just what adults do.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And maybe my daughter doesn't like you, you know, do
you ever think about that? Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I don't play that noise again.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's actually harmful, al I ask her tonight, Sure, okay,
if you can handle it, let's go and get down
to it. We've waited the whole show for this, and
to be honest, it'll be the last time I think that.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
We go here because well, it depends, it depends.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Sure, Well, no, it doesn't depend for me. We've been
hassling my two year old for three days now to
say that she likes you, and I think at the
end of the day, I'm going to step in as
her dad and just say.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, how about you step in in someone's best mate
and appreciate how much this is hurting me and maybe
say some positive things about me in the house That
might be a s.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't say this is the thing. She's made this.
She's come up with this point of view on her own.
I promise you. I have not informed her at all
as to who you are.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
This came up by chance on the show the other day.
We called her. We were trying to get her on
for something completely different. I thought she was fine with you,
and it went downhill. Hi, Maxie, how are you.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Ah, Sarah actually work?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Hello Max?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Max?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hi, Hi, Hi Max. I just can't listen to that anymore.
It's a desperation in my voice that breaks Max. I'm
so excited. Gives me nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, and anyway, And this was confirmed because I thought, Okay,
maybe she's just shy, busy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sounds that my mom was over. She loves her mom
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
So I did ask you to go home and just
have a chat with her and just to see, you know,
just to confirm if she doesn't like me.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And this went as badly as I could have imagined.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
What are your friend? Do you like?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Woody quear loving you?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Oh that's why you don't like him, because you're proticting me.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's nice.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
So we don't like.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Woody, No enough, I'm clear done.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like wow, tick, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Out, so clears your sister. So apparently your whole family's
off me.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That was unfair, That was that was wild, just lashing
out absolutely implicated my sister. It's been a fifteen year
long con with you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, and that hurts.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
That really hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I thought that McMahon family was seeing me as one
of their own, but not the case.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
And then I was thinking to myself, Okay, maybe this
is just a jealousy thing because we spend so much
time with each other. Like I always say to my daughter, Remy,
I'm going to work now I'm seeing Will. I assume
you say the same thing. So I was like, oh,
I know this is just a jealousy thing, and my
daughter probably hates you too, do you know what I mean?
And then I'm actually okay with it. My daughter, your
daughter hates me, then yeah, we're all square.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's fine. So I asked my daughter if she hates you?
He okay, Hey, Remy, do you like Will? Are you
sure do you listen to Will? I'm the speaker. That's nice.
Are you sure you like Will? Why do you like Will?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah? Good point?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Someone is someone doesn't like me at all.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's been confirmed numerous times too. She's two almost three,
she's almost three, and it just her care. Yeah, but
I feel like if it was like I don't like
you and then I do like you, it just seems
to be such a clear message to me that there's
no love there, and for me, it's breaking me. And yeah,
that's the noise that she made when when the phone
(14:43):
was handed to her when I was talking to her.
So I just, obviously, with your permission, kind of, I
just want to call her again, like obviously your partners
at home, we'll call her, Okay, I just I just
need some time because I'm I'm I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That if she just gets to know me a little
bit more, Yeah, then she'll find the love for me.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, this for me might be the last time though,
because it doesn't we're harassing her. So I'm having to
call sem. Just everyone should know as well, and you
should probably know as well that if this goes badly,
there might be a whole mat Max we on this
big Dutch at home. Sim's Dutch, so if there's a
lot of Dutch going on, that might that might happen.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
If I have to learn Dutch to connect with I
will let's call her.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Come on. Hello, Hey, hey, MASI.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
As to work.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah I am, I am.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Are you awake now? Yeah? What are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I love?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're going for a walk?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh nice? What are you doing on the walk?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I'm going to pilch come back here?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh nice? You're gonna go to the playground and then
go make here and then what do you have? You
still got the flowers that we picked this morning? Nice?
What are you doing with them?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I care?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey Max, I could get you some flowers.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hey, Maxie, I'm so I'm here with Woody at Maxie.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hello, Hey, Max, I also like flowers.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
She doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, she's just left. I don't want to talk. Just
put me back on speaker. Put me back on spaker immediately.
Put me on speaker. Put me on speaker immediately. Can
you hear me? Max? She's running? You say, she's running,
Run after her, run after it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, nay, Well you've got a Dutch now as well.
That's on from the heart.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Did she hear.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, no, no Dutch?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Sam? Did she did she? Did she hear my flower? Comments?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Sam?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
She just gave me back the phone and said, if
you'll need classic, which is I don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my, this is what happens.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't want to classic. It's so instant. I tried
to sneak in with desperation. It was the desperation.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Can't get rid of the desperation.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I think she is just a bit struck. You know,
we watched we watched the Instagram stories. She knows exactly
like who you are.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And this makes me more concerned though that because she
knows me so well. It's like, why did she hate
me so much? It's like this isn't random. Maybe we
need to start making.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Me look so like unlikable on social media clearly, like
oh I can hear it crying. I can hear it
crying in the background. Just throw me on speaking one
more time. Same, it's gonna have one little throughout the
times here.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Hey, I mean like we're emphasizing it so much. We're like,
do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It feels like you're forcing that. Guy's just if she
hates you now, I'm not ready for that. I'm not
doing that now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Maybe there should be like if she sees a video
of Remi and Woody together, maybe she does like she
does like Remy.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah they get along famously.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, don't let her put that
poison into remiss.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I can't lose my.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Thought.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That was very hard, so I've now taken upon it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did get a bit pushed last time. I feel she
was distressed by the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well I get that.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But if she just said the thing, you do, get it.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But what I'm trying to say is if she just
says I like you, then I'll back it off a
little bit. If she continues to put up this wall
of hate, then I'm going to push harder and harder.
And part of pushing harder is the fact that I
keep coming to your house in the morning now, which
I'm sure was incredibly annoying for you and your family.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But you've come in two mornings this week, and both
times I've been having a shower. I just let yourself in.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, yeah, I was playing with your dog for a
while this morning.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But more employment that I knew that you were in
the house today is because as I was getting changed, no,
I got out of the shower, so you know, and
I was in the house. You're in the house, the
strangers in the house, and the only and the first
thing I heard was my dog's name is Stevie. The
only thing I heard was Stevie, where's Mommy or Daddy
or Max?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Good Chad, it's a good chat. Stevie had no idea anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I had hot cross buns though, because I was, like
all kids like hot cross buns. I just want to
get some face to FaceTime with Mags and deliver the
hot cross buns. Now, my question to you is she
wasn't there no at that time? Have you delivered the merchandise?
Yes to her and explains to her in no uncertain
terms that would he pay for that with his own money?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, I don't think money is a concept that you know,
she can quite grock at this age, which is not quite.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Across which she should get across that it's important.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But well, did she make it clear that what you
spent time going to get these and he's given them
to you as a gift?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, idea has come out of his way.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
To Again you're laboring it like you just need to
chill out a little bit, you know, like that nothing
there's nothing less attractive than desperation and you you you
exuded at the current moment.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, I'll wear her down.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I don't two years old.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But anyway, did you get the hot Cross buns or not?
I'm I did.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I gave you. You're right, she loves the hot Cross buns.
But well, no, I think she was quite gracious in
how she responded, Actually, these.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Hot cost buns, they're from Woody.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Did you say to go back?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I said thanks? Would you like me to say thanks
to Orgie?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Do you like Woodie?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What is going like? Do you like.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
She fully understood the fact that I gave because she
thanked me. Can you thank me and then still say
I'm not friends with you?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
This I just fighted perfectly as much as I couldn't
be prouder of it. She's almost like she knew it
was a bit, and she was gracious as well. She
was polite, didn't forget her manners. Said thank you, make
sure you say thank you. But I still like that guy.
I felt a lot of proud pride for my child
over the last you know, two and a half three years.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm sure you never swelled with more pride than I did.
I'm sure I'm sure you're loving.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I almost think that she knows it's a bit. Now
feels I couldn't be prouder of her.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It feels too real.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She's two and a half. She can't know it's a
bit what you said. She doesn't grow money, she doesn't
grock bits. Mate, anyway, I just need to know from
other people. Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Does your kid hate someone for like no reason?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Is this actually a thing that young children just assigned,
that they hate someone? I think so, because right now
I feel very alone.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Do you like what you now?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's her brother.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That wrapping there, that's her opening hot Cross buns because
I delivered hand delivered hot Cross buns to your house.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They were specifically four max.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You you informed her that I had, that I had
paid for it. Did you mention that I'm quite tight?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, I haven't mentioned that. We haven't really been able
to get out of first base to be honest with
her in terms of you guy like I Just as
soon as I mentioned you, Yeah, she just says she
doesn't like you.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I dropped over a Lama activity book as well. I've
been I've been coming to her house a lot more
of a year dropping off gifts for mat And would
you say, though that you're a father, you know more
than anyone on this planet, would you say she's warming
with every gift that I drop.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Quite the opposite. I think she's going the other way.
I actually think that she's kind of like she's she's
realized that. So I've got I've got a couple of
bits of water to pay for you. So the first
one was today. So I just walked out of the
house today to say goodbye, and I was like, just quickly,
you just want to see it because I hadn't mentioned
(23:34):
you for two weeks. I've been to New York with
Sam for ten days, so we've been away from a
ten days. So she she's had nothing but separation from you.
Assuming that you didn't try and sneak up on her
while we were gone, I.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Considered it, so we I asked her.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I told her I was going to work today, and
this is what she said, makes you, Hey, I'm going
back to work today.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Who do I work with?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Do you like what?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Yeah? Do you like what?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
And why is that?
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Because is he not your friend?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's just that's just a fresh one that's today.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
There's no there's no hesitation, no compunction.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You can hear a tone lift at the end. Hate him. Yeah,
not my friend, No, okay, just done, very matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Because we were supposed to see each other on on Saturday,
talking about you and my daughter.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well when I see and you, well you and me,
but I believe you.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I think you were going to bring your daughter because
we were got your children's farm to celebrate some a birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Friend got light and I got the flu.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, so you went down. You know, I was.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I had juggling balls in the car just in case
you came. I was going to try and win her
with a bit of a juggling show. Like do you
know how much this consumes me?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I know, I think about it. Is like I'm not
even hanging out with my own daughter. I'm just thinking
about your daughter.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So the video of me filming myself Todays. Obviously knew
that I was filming myself, but I tried to have
a conversation with her the other day where she didn't
tell that I was recording her because I think I've
been saying this to you for a little while now.
I think she's cottoned on to the fact that there's
a bit going on. She knows that she gets attention
if she says she doesn't like you, right right, So
(25:11):
that's clearly at play. So I was like, what I'll
do here is I'm just going to talk to her
while i'm changing her Yeah, and just casually sort of
bring it up, candid candid, just to figure out whether
or not she actually doesn't like you. And you remember
the other day that we tried to call her and
she ran away. So Sem, my partner had the phone,
(25:32):
tried to put you on the phone to her, and
she ran away. She brought that up all by herself. Okay,
this is her describing that that week.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
I talked to again, give it to my momm here.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, why I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
And she don't like Woody because you didn't like Woody.
Do you not like Woody?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Why maybe I.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Would like Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Maybe? All right?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
She said, maybe I just don't like Woody. God, that
cuts me. She cuts me down to the course. Maybe
I just don't like him. There's no reason behind this.
I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
My whole relationship with Max has been our first interactions
when she could talk, She's always like, where's the cake?
Accuse me of stealing a non existent and then also
she says like where's the jacket or saying she was
like always bringing up the coat or something.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
A coat or a jacket and a cake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I just feel like our entire relationship's either accusing me
of stealing something or saying that she doesn't like me.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know. I don't know what. I do know though,
and I'll play for you up next. I know you
want redemption. I think you do need a bit of
a Yeah. Well you said you mentioned to bring the
wiggles around. She's big on the wiggles, so that would
have worked.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I do have a relationship with Anthony, seriously, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, oh okay, I reckon Anthony.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He does.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I reckon Anthony would be he'd be.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Good, he'd be good at your door with the guitar, yeah,
and did a little.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think she'd be a bit weirded out. I think
this is about what if rocked up, If Bluey or
Bingo rocked up, that would be.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Could be arranged, could be arranged?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, you. I think that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'll be in the bandit.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Obviously, So I think this is the thing that you're
up against as well. Is that like surprising toddlers? Is
also as we've discussed before on this show, fraught with
fraught with danger? Can go you can scare them?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah? Absolutely, And I could go further the other way.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, don't like it would scar because I don't think
she get it that badly wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
don't think another three years in the sin.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I can't handle that. I can't handle that because I
don't think she hates me right now. She just doesn't
like me.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I think that's where we're at. I haven't heard the
word hate. If I scare her, that could easily creep
into hate.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But so you said before the song, she's she's made
some terms or she's laid down some terms as to
how I can win her back.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Was quite a simple term, like quite a and I
hadn't surprised. I hadn't thought of it before. She actually
mentioned to you a couple of times before. I don't
know how it came up.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's not the cake, is it with you?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But I said to her after she went on this
this filibuster the other night about alibuster long rambling speech
about how much she disliked you, I played bigger than mine.
I played you a shortened version. Just before last.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Week, I talked to again to my mummy.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, why I don't know. She don't like Woody because.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
You didn't like Woody. Do you not like Woody?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Why? Maybe I would likely? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Alright, straight into book time and again batt nili heart, cold,
cold as ice.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It makes it worse when there isn't a reason behind it. Yeah,
nothing to deserve that.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Correct into a rousing rendition of the gingerbread Man, and
you have never spoken of again. Oh well done, run, run,
run as fast as you can.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Look it's a cracker now. After the gingerbread Man, though,
she went a bed and I said, look, darling, is
there anything that wood He could do in this whole world?
I went into bat for you.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, I was just outside your house in the rain.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I said to her, darling, is there anything anything that
what you could do for you in order to rate
to win back your affections?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Great? Do we have a response.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Do I have to make it? I think? So?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
How will she know?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
She's gonna have to say the And I know that
that is easily your weiggest suit, which really excites me.
But I think you're going to have to make a
three year old the best cake she's ever seen, and
she's seen some great cakes.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, we'll talk more off here, but like, I need
to know what she loves? Max?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Is, what are your friend?
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Do you like Woody? No?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Quear loving you?
Speaker 8 (30:28):
So we don't like wood No?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Can you hear me? Max? She's running you says, she's running,
Run after her, run after her? Do you like Woody?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know why I need this, but I need.
I need your daughter to like me.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I just and she can sniff that, she can smell
that on you. It's it's the desperation is similar to
all your girlfriends in high school eventually pushes them away wards.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well, don't you know my wife is still with me.
She hasn't got a whiff just yet. But look, basically,
I've been doing a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I pretty much come to your house every morning, not
for work purposes, not to see you even I just
drop over gifts.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So I've done hot cross buns, I've done activity books.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I just leave cash sometimes under the door. I'm not
sure if she's getting that. But you then asked her
because none of this was helping or working. No, you
then did me a solid You asked her what I
have to.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Do, not just your solid. I think everyone is solid.
I think even for the sake of the show. I
think even for the sake of the audience, think there
are people sick of sick of us talking about you
trying to win a two year old's affections. So I
just need to get a little bit direct with her,
and I took the opportunity the other night because she,
I said to you yesterday, I think she is cottoning
on to the fact that this is a bit she knows.
You know, once once a todd the nose that there's
(31:55):
a tension around something, they'll keep doing it. Sure, So
I'm trying to put into this. Sure largely for her sake,
by the way, and also for the daycare. They're you know,
sort of wondering why there's the guy with the blonde
ponytail sort of hanging around out the front of the
day he saw me, did they So that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was just throwing snacks over the fence.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So I said to you the other night before I
put her down, I said, Maxie, is there anything that
wood he could do for you in order for you
to consider him a friend? Again?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
My cat for me?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
There, there you have it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's like she knew the one thing that I'm incapable
of doing. Do you know what I mean? It's like,
I don't know how she I feel like you've fetted this.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Information, mate, don't shoot the message.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Would she find she knew that? That is it? That
is she like?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
She just she just she's at that age where she
started clocking what a birthday is. We had a couple
of birthdays in my family recently. There's obviously cake involved.
And for her that is the like I think. You know,
when you're a kid and like someone brings out a
birthday cake, it is just the world. It's unbelievable. You
know that you're about to get a green card to
(33:15):
eat something delicious sweet. You know that your parents can't
get in the way because some stranger is going to
cut you a huge lab and put it on a
piece of paper effectively. And even if you don't need
it off the plate, they'll wrap it in a napkin
and give you a hunk of it to put in
your school bag. Like it's just it's ridiculously good. And
it comes with fire on top of it. You get
to blow the camels out, you get to sing a song.
So cake for her is the number one thing in
(33:36):
the world at the moment. It is her birthday in
about a month as well, so.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh we could tie in that, but I wouldn't mind
having her love before a month. I'm just I'm desperate.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm not betrothing her to you.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
This is not dowry giving me like I don't like
me right, So anyway, I just need more direction though,
because on the cake, cake cake is just so broad.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
So I think we need to call cake. Do you
want chocolate cake? What do you want on it? John Bluey?
Do you want a wiggle? A wiggle on the cake?
I need direction and our baking is not necessarily my.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Bag in general. Famously, at a sharehouse served a souf fry,
which was a you put some sushi, you put some
sushi and some nacho's in the oven and mix them together.
Yeah yeah, sou fry sushi and a stirf fry.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah yeah, well, a stir fry nacha. It was delicious dish.
I found out later when I went to bed. Everyone
threw it out anyway, and I was never allowed to
cook again. But I just I need some more direction
on what cake she wants, because right now it's just
too broad. Like, you know, you don't just have cake
written on a menu, do you know what I mean?
So I just think, if it's okay with you, because
(34:49):
I do appreciate that I am starting to intrude on
your family, we just give her a quick tinkle now.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, so I checked with sim.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We can call her great, okay, but quick, I'm suppose
I didn't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, first of all, she knows that you're with me
because she knows that I'm at work, So I won't talk.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't think Sam told me that I don't think
you'll need to talk. Apparently she's quite well about to find.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
She's not a Jedi. She can't sense that I'm here.
I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Okay, all right, Well, we'll just wait and say I
think she's pretty averse to you, but all right, here
we go. Hi, Hello, how are we going there?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
You're good?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Shower the phone?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Do remember brother?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Maxie phone? She knows, Hi, Maxie. She knows, she knows
he's here, doesn't she? She knows, she knows. That's so funny.
She knows that what he's here. I don't buy this
(35:57):
on me, I said, send me. You might have to
ask you a question. If what he makes her a cake?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
You're on?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
What's? What sort of cake does she want? You know?
Speaker 5 (36:15):
When you like crawl on your elbows forward, we call
it tiger. What makes you?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
What cake? Do you want?
Speaker 5 (36:31):
The cake?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Million?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Let's go on, make your order, your orders sugar out?
Do you get that?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Said? Chocolate?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Sugar lads?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Chocolate? Okay? Would you like what? Chocolate or milk? Chocolate?
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Chocolate? You don't even know what? And what do you
want on the cake? Makes you? Do you want the
Little Mermaid? Do you want Santa Claus? Do you want
the Easter Bunny? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
She's drunk with power, she's laughing at me.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, living out like a Bond villain. Eupathetic adults. I've
got you right where I want you, and she does. Okay,
white a white chocolate cake. I think that's all we're
going to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Is that hard? Is that hard to do it?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Mate? Can I suggest something by it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
She'll have no idea.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, I'm just reminded of the fact that there are
lots of recipes out there that we can't get out
of cookbooks and stuff that people hold on to quite tightly.
People are very protective about their brook to steelers. Well, yeah,
we can get the bakehouse to steal this one. Or
(38:04):
I was just thinking, for anyone out there who's got
a really good cake recipe, can you add it at
Willem Woody DMUs If you've got a great white chocolate
cake recipe, got to be good though, that was going
to win over my two year old because good idea.
I don't think we're going to find this in any
ordinary cookbook, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It needs to be above and beyond. I think that
a bit of X factor.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yes, so what's your space? But please heat up Instagram TikTok,
Will and wood. If youve got a great cake white
chocolate cake recipe, do.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You put a bit of desiccated coconut on it. Who
knows what's your flair? What's your flair?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Do you like woodin?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Now? The great news for you is that I asked
what you might be able to do for her to
consider you a friend again.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Flat cake for me?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
If he makes a cake for.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You, would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So we are now live on the work kitchen. So
you guys can enjoy this on the social inca TikTok
with them wood As Woody attempts a white chocolate cake
my Women's Weekly, pretty standard work kitchen. Just to set
the scene, a third of a stale tub of of
corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We're going to go through all the items in the kitchen.
I can we get down to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Baker, very cheap air friar and not a fork to
be seen in here for at least two or three
years now, Woods, Yes, let's have a look at the
rest of me. What have we got?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, we've got a white chocolate cake as requested by
your daughter. I'm pretty stressed, but thankfully all my ingredients.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
We've done it for you. We've done that for the producer.
Junior producer ANALYSI has been slaving away today on the ingredient.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Absolutely, and respect to analyst, but let's be honest. It's
not the getting of the ingredients. That is the skillets
they putting together of the cap I'm quite stressed.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I want to get started.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, I'd love to get started if you get it there. Okay,
So first I think two and fifty grams are better.
That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Will. Have you preheated your oven, by the way, specialty
of yours?
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It doesn't
say preheat the oven. No, but it's yeah, right, preheat
in the oven?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How does that one? How does it go on? What's
the degree you did? What's the degree? Is this fan forced?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You were just repand for you were just in greeting
the ingredients. The method you have to follow the method
in the recipe.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Will, is this fan forced?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I'm going to go one seventy.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So I think there's a fan in an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna go okay, So we're preheating there. That's
one sixty one sixty that's absolutely fun sixty not one?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What do you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Change the time. Yeah, oh my god, just a disire.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Can't even get going. The oven's absolutely work.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You're me to do the oven.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I am baking the cake. Okay, I am baking.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, well, grease it down twenty two centimeters.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Could you please stop talking because I'm just trying to
focus right now. Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Now
I'm grading some butter. Will grading That says great the butter.
It says great butter.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It is a grammar butter. Have you not got your
You're context failing you again.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I don't have contact, got laser eyes to all right?
I asked that to hear it actually with old age.
So I know two hundred and fifty grams of butter,
which is just great.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well, why don't you just figure out I think this
will be five hundred grams? So why don't you just
have that perfectly?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I'm exactly, I've got a measuring thing here. Sixty nine?
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Tara?
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (41:23):
What? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Taro? When it goes down to it in sixteen? God,
it's hard to guess the way, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You just guess exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Half the difficult, But I might have to go to
a son and came back here.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
At what point did we think this was going to
be entertaining? Me just baking a cake and people listening
to that. I think this is probably the moment where
we go, why don't we do this life? I probably
should have done this at home. I got myself a recipe,
beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Could could have just bought her one, as I said,
But as I told you at the time, you've probably
got the.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Way exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want it to.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Be based on lies.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Right. She did say make a cake for me exactly.
She could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugars. Down
the sugars, down the sugar, sugar, sugar. Pretty stressful.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You can see that Instagram. TikTok Will and gave me
the cake on Friday. I made sure the cake was
in an airtight container. I brought it home and sorry,
sorry over the weekend, and.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
That sounds bad, but the cake that I brought into
the radio studio spending an hour and it was it
smelled good, liards.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
It sunk a bit. I didn't have a nice symmetry
to it. You know, cakes normally have a nice kind
of sloped off the edge.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I deliberately did a hill because like the.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Lawns out in the front of Parliament House, I was.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Going I was going for that floped.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
With the elections on the weekend, I thought she'd appreciated
to Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
All right, well look she got at this morning, mate,
We're going to go to a song. Let's get down
the brass because this has been annoying me all weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Tell her I burnt my finger. Say that, scar?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Did you tell her that? Well?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Will? Are you trying to help me or not?
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I am trying to help you, mate. I had to
give my child a white chocolate mud cake. It's seven
thirty on a Monday morning this morning. So she turns
three soon. Yeah, and she knows that because she's been
asking for ages when he's in my birthday and we've
been saying it's coming up soon. Your we've been saying
your birthday's next. So what do you think happened when
I turned around and gave her a cake? Seven thirty
this morning. What what are you going to make for you? Okay?
Speaker 8 (43:31):
Did you see him making the.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Cake like a plate?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Than is this?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
He would you like to try the cake?
Speaker 8 (43:42):
It's not your birthdayday?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you make the cake. She watched you make it,
and he used his hands, which I should have been
wearing gloves.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
She won't realize what she make.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
She was really impressed by that. She saw you break
but you can go onto the video. It's on our
Socialist with him Woody, so.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
She definitely knows I made it, which is a great sign.
Apologies about the fact that her birthday think night there, Yeah, no, no,
like proper nightmare.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
So I had to tell her that it wasn't her
birthday and then she had which she was devastated, like devastation.
So she's like, where are the presents? Were the candles?
And we were like no, So that happy birthday you
heard that was just that. We had to compromise. So
I was like going to tell you what, We'll sing
the song, but it's not your day. And then she
said I've got to go to krash and I was
like okay, great, and then she goes, I get to
take my birthday cake and give it to everyone, and
I was like, no, you don't. First of all, white
(44:36):
chocolate cake. Second of all, daddy's got a yoga class
in half an hour, and he's not taking the cake.
So the compromise we reached there was she was allowed
to take the cake to Crash. Yeah, and she could
tell everyone it was her birthday. Yep, great, but she
knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hilarious. So now that is a very funny compromise. I
feel like she's won that negotiation everything.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
top of you, and Max's on top of me. I
actually got to say to her, I actually watched my
friend Weirdly, I watched the whole process. You can see
it online.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
All right, okay, let's yeah, let's get down to it.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So once we got through the happy birthdays, obviously she
wants to try it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Her, like it just apologies to my daughter's crash. By
the way, I don't know what they do with that
cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high because
you know she had a lot of white chocolate cake
before walking in the door.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
That's fair. Does she like me? Though?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Let's hear. Let's hear what she said?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Okay, are you ready? Well?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
No, but yep, okay, here we go, I think, he
says again. He says online a bit later on, but
this is the moment does my daughter approve of you?
Here is the cake from Woody. He's got sprinkles.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
What do you think.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
You want to try?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:02):
It doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Look pretty?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
And on the top it says Max loves Woody. What
do you think it's good? Now that you tried the cake?
What do you have to say to Woody? Is Woody
now your friend? Do you like Woody? Now?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Woodie?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Nah, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
How could you sit through that? And she goes, it's
the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it tastes good. It was
ticking all.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Seen the grin on her face. This is why you
don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 8 (46:50):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
But now she's walking away. She's she strode off into
the She strode off to her daycare thinking it was
her birthday with a whole white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
She ows you nothing, she she does, she doesn't understandard cake.
That's how the world works. How much Maine is? She wants?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Write down a number, Write down a number. I'm being serious,
I write her a check.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
We are so? Where are we at? Are we just
finishing this?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Or I am done with it?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Right?
Speaker 8 (47:23):
Very fair?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Now, I'll do this okay.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I don't know what that means to No, she's not,
and I think half air. I think we'll just leave
it alone as well. Just just give us some space.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
A day? Two days?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I hate this
Hey guys, So we've added something different to the podcast
feed here, so outside of our usual full shows that
you'll get here.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Which no doubt you've listened to all of.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Just keeping in look, you just you just hate to
be out of the loop at water coolers at your workplace.
If once you miss one show, you're out. Yeah, back burner,
I can't engage. So if you're one of those people
who's listened to all the full shows, yeah, you want
more little bonus and we're giving them more.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Well, that's right. So obviously there are lots of stories
that we kind of weave through the shows over a
course of some weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Sometimes my missing thermis down the storm drain.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like you're missing thermis down the storm drain, and we
haven't finished that story.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm sure, I'm going on, im going, I'm going someone
needs to buy anyway, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
But I'm not willing anyway. It doesn't matter, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So we've got these stories that run through the show
over a number of days, sometimes over a number of weeks,
and knows that means that they're kind of hard to
piece together. I mean, they're good for us because we're
going through them every day. And we kind of know
who the thread is. But if that's not you, some
of these stories we're going to put in one podcast
like this one, which is one of my favorite stories
(01:14):
that we've talked about over the last six months, and
woods that is your relationship with my daughter Max two
and a half year old daughter has now categorically confirmed
on four different occasions that she hates Woody Well hates
a strong word. She doesn't like you. She doesn't see
I actually wouldn't ask you if she hates anything, but
(01:34):
she doesn't see you as a friend, which arguably hurts more.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It does.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think I'd prefer the hate. Weird a more simple
to hate, isn't it. It's like it's clearly a childish response.
I don't want him as my friend. Is that's calculated.
She's thought about it, absolutely, She's thought about it.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Despite the fact that I'm coming over to your house
regularly now and I will continue to do this and
interrupt your beautiful warnings and deliver gifts to your daughter
until she said, I am her friend.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Who are you doing that for?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
The small child.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Inside of me? And that small child's inside of everyone.
We all know it's there.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Sometimes you have to nurture them.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
So so I'm just wondering now, though thirteen one six
five is our number, does your kid just hate someone
for no reason? Because because right now it does feel
like I'm the only adult out there who just has
the the not the hate of a child, but the
lack of love from ain that is that because I
just thought kids liked everyone. Remy loves everyone. Yeah, it
(02:31):
doesn't matter who you are. She's like, I trust.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You, you're in Yeah, so that's nice.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Let's go to Let's go to Shannon here, despite me
trying to drip like awful things about you to her
because I kind of want mind what you've feeds, throw
around things like Will is a cheap ass, like I've
just mentioned that, but it's not really sinking in yet.
Shannon boys, Hello, mate, You've got a niece who has
(02:58):
a dislike of someone.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I do. I do. She's about six years old and
at no stage of her life she ever liked me.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, so it's okay. So how young did it start? Shannon?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
From the get go? I think it's the bed. I've
got a bed, and I don't know if it's start,
But wouldn't they say hello to me and functions and
give me nothing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And have you tried to push through that, Shannon, Because
I'm with your mate, I'm right there next to you.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Will's daughter does not like me.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
So what have you done to try and win back
the love of the of your bribyat that?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So that's that's what I'm trying to plain here, Shannon,
is that you need to ease up.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But what if I just ignore her, Nothing's going to happen?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Right, disagree? Disagree? Actually actually like like agrees. Shannon had
six years Are you on speaking terms with your niece now? Shannon? No,
So she's six years old and she's like, never said,
what's what's the most she said to you?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A hello?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's it? That's all you get.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
How can you see her often enough?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Likes right?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Have you asked her parents?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, there's become a running joke in the family.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Now, Yeah, it does get like that. It's definitely a
running joke in my householding with my family. Shon's not
funny at all to me. That's going to I think
he's hitting on something there, do you know? I do
think it's a good message to heed. The harder you push,
the more she's going to run. Away.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
But what does that actually look like?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Practically like what I come over with the hot cross
buns and go no, it means not coming over.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Don't come over, Maddie being.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Made Maddie, Maddie, this is your daughter. Your daughter irrationally
hates someone.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yes, he hates my brother in law.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
And so is there has there ever been a reason
that you can pin that too?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
And looks he scared her once, but from then on,
every time she sees him she just screams, has a meltdown,
doesn't want to buy of him, just the whole work,
oh my lord.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
So and has he done anything to try and like
mend the.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Bridge every time we go over here? Will I try
and give her like a cardle or I take her
off my sister? But then he just loses it?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
How old is she did? She say, Madi?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Since ten months?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Okay, so young.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's still that's when it does. I think that's when
it started with you as well. And then we learned
this the first time Max said I came into the studio.
She calls the studio the glassroom, and she said, wood,
he laughed at you in the glassroom. So ultimately she's
protecting me.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So she just remembered one moment from our radio show
where obviously you were the butt of the jug, and
since that day she has hated She's black, Marke't you forgiveness, mate?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You are you just thinking about that in reverse? Maybe
you need to be doing great things for me in
front of her, or yeah, I think that's actually it. Now.
I hate that you had it flipped that so we're
at all of a sudden. If I save your life,
I just start with a nice bottle of wine. Jamie's
called on by buying me a drink?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Jamie, Jamie, are you another one who was hated by
a child for no reason?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah? So my cousin, she had two daughters, and they
both every time I'd walk in the room, they just
would squill and yell and scream.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
And I put it down to the fact that I
had dreadlock.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
That's interesting, is it? Yeah? Go on, Jamie.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
The worst The worst part was their father had dread loss.
So maybe it wasn't the dread.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't think it's the dreadlogs, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I've long suspected that my two year old daughter hates you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Can we come, yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Appropriate, can we just unpack that a little bit if
you want to you want to go, No, not that
you want to like bear your soul at four thirty
in the afternoon. I love keeping at surface level, but
I just need a little bit of evidence as to
why you thought or what I did to make your
daughter not like me, because I've only ever been kind,
(07:07):
sometimes too intense.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I'll give you that. I come in hot.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah you do, and I think I think I look,
I just think that you would know that. Like toddlers
are amazing and picking someone who's maybe trying a bit hard.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
That does sound like they get the egg.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They really do. It's funny how that do you think?
That's amazing how they can tell whether someone's trying to
convince them to like them versus when someone's actually you
know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
My own daughter does it to me sometimes, like if
I'm like, let's play, let's play, let's play, let's play
a game, like she's like, Dad, chill out.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
That breaks man, I don't want to play right now,
and that it hurts.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, and she has to love you. At the end
of the day, she has your daughter, and.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I just hang around her long enough for her to
eventually fall in love with.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Me your daughter, though she's got a choice.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This is a nut that I'm I'm struggling to crack.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, so we've suspected it for a while. Yesterday we
tried to get Max on the show to do something yeah,
and it looked like she was going to but then
she heard you were here. Hi, Maxie, how are you?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
I asked your actual work?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Hello Max, Max, Hi, Hi, Hi Max. It's the second
Max for me that really breaks my own heart.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Max and then her her audible as she hands the
phone over to her, almost like it's curdled milk and
she's got a sour taste in her mouth, and she
was so.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Excited when she was talking to you as.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, I can't believe you work with that guy.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, I know of me.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's that's exactly describes the sound that
she made.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So, look, it's been tough for you, I think.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Well, I mean, I'm just going on with my life
like it's I'm not. I don't need this, I don't
need the love of everyone I.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Come into contact with. What are you talking about? I'm fine?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
So look, I thought last night I just clear it
all up. Great, I was like, great, I just need
to ask your point blank. She's talking in full sentences.
Now she's gonna understand.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And I'm sure that you said, like he's actually a
really nice guy.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Well no, no, no, no, not imposing a decision on my daughter's.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Position that he's just getting me the facts, like he's
actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I didn't try and change her judgment at all. I
just sat her down and I said, do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
She's a hostage video and made her read a statement.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I really like wood Do you want to hear it? No?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Not now the way you're trying to Okay, going, going, go,
what are your friend?
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Queer loving? I loved on him?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, he was laughing at you.
Speaker 8 (09:58):
You that's why you don't like him, because you're protecting me.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
But I'm in the India, not in the class. You're
in the class.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, and the studio.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Nice not yet?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Okay, I go again.
Speaker 8 (10:20):
You don't like none? Like?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Wow, I'm bringing sister, she implicated, My sister and Claire
being Claire a great relations That's the whole McMahon thing.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Right, you're out?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
When was I laughing? At you videos showing her where
I'm laughing at.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
She just obviously heard the show and thinks the show.
Yeah so she but she obviously thinks that you laughing
with me? Is you laughing at me?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Sometimes I am laughing at of course, but I laugh
at you.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's just what adults do.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
And maybe my daughter doesn't like you, you know, do
you ever think about that? Do you ever think about that?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, how does that make you feel?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I don't play that noise again.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's actually harmful, al I ask her tonight, Sure, okay,
if you can handle it, let's go and get down
to it. We've waited the whole show for this, and
to be honest, it'll be the last time I think that.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
We go here because well, it depends, it depends.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Sure, Well, no, it doesn't depend for me. We've been
hassling my two year old for three days now to
say that she likes you, and I think at the
end of the day, I'm going to step in as
her dad and just say.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, how about you step in in someone's best mate
and appreciate how much this is hurting me and maybe
say some positive things about me in the house That
might be a s.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I don't say this is the thing. She's made this.
She's come up with this point of view on her own.
I promise you. I have not informed her at all
as to who you are.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
This came up by chance on the show the other day.
We called her. We were trying to get her on
for something completely different. I thought she was fine with you,
and it went downhill. Hi, Maxie, how are you.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Ah, Sarah actually work?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Hello Max?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Max?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Hi, Hi, Hi Max. I just can't listen to that anymore.
It's a desperation in my voice that breaks Max. I'm
so excited. Gives me nothing.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Yeah, and anyway, And this was confirmed because I thought, Okay,
maybe she's just shy, busy.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sounds that my mom was over. She loves her mom
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
So I did ask you to go home and just
have a chat with her and just to see, you know,
just to confirm if she doesn't like me.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And this went as badly as I could have imagined.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
What are your friend? Do you like?
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Woody quear loving you?
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Oh that's why you don't like him, because you're proticting me.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That's nice.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
So we don't like.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Woody, No enough, I'm clear done.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Like wow, tick, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Out, so clears your sister. So apparently your whole family's
off me.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
That was unfair, That was that was wild, just lashing
out absolutely implicated my sister. It's been a fifteen year
long con with you.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, and that hurts.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
That really hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I thought that McMahon family was seeing me as one
of their own, but not the case.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
And then I was thinking to myself, Okay, maybe this
is just a jealousy thing because we spend so much
time with each other. Like I always say to my daughter, Remy,
I'm going to work now I'm seeing Will. I assume
you say the same thing. So I was like, oh,
I know this is just a jealousy thing, and my
daughter probably hates you too, do you know what I mean?
And then I'm actually okay with it. My daughter, your
daughter hates me, then yeah, we're all square.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's fine. So I asked my daughter if she hates you?
He okay, Hey, Remy, do you like Will? Are you
sure do you listen to Will? I'm the speaker. That's nice.
Are you sure you like Will? Why do you like Will?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah? Good point?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Someone is someone doesn't like me at all.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
It's been confirmed numerous times too. She's two almost three,
she's almost three, and it just her care. Yeah, but
I feel like if it was like I don't like
you and then I do like you, it just seems
to be such a clear message to me that there's
no love there, and for me, it's breaking me. And yeah,
that's the noise that she made when when the phone
(14:43):
was handed to her when I was talking to her.
So I just, obviously, with your permission, kind of, I
just want to call her again, like obviously your partners
at home, we'll call her, Okay, I just I just
need some time because I'm I'm I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That if she just gets to know me a little
bit more, Yeah, then she'll find the love for me.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, this for me might be the last time though,
because it doesn't we're harassing her. So I'm having to
call sem. Just everyone should know as well, and you
should probably know as well that if this goes badly,
there might be a whole mat Max we on this
big Dutch at home. Sim's Dutch, so if there's a
lot of Dutch going on, that might that might happen.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
If I have to learn Dutch to connect with I
will let's call her.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Come on. Hello, Hey, hey, MASI.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
As to work.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah I am, I am.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What are you?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Are you awake now? Yeah? What are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
I love?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You're going for a walk?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oh nice? What are you doing on the walk?
Speaker 5 (15:50):
I'm going to pilch come back here?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Oh nice? You're gonna go to the playground and then
go make here and then what do you have? You
still got the flowers that we picked this morning? Nice?
What are you doing with them?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I care?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Hey Max, I could get you some flowers.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Hey, Maxie, I'm so I'm here with Woody at Maxie.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Hello, Hey, Max, I also like flowers.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
She doesn't want to talk.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Well, she's just left. I don't want to talk. Just
put me back on speaker. Put me back on spaker immediately.
Put me on speaker. Put me on speaker immediately. Can
you hear me? Max? She's running? You say, she's running,
Run after her, run after it.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Yeah, nay, Well you've got a Dutch now as well.
That's on from the heart.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Did she hear.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
No, no, no Dutch?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Sam? Did she did she? Did she hear my flower? Comments?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Sam?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
She just gave me back the phone and said, if
you'll need classic, which is I don't want to talk.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh my, this is what happens.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't want to classic. It's so instant. I tried
to sneak in with desperation. It was the desperation.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Can't get rid of the desperation.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I think she is just a bit struck. You know,
we watched we watched the Instagram stories. She knows exactly
like who you are.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And this makes me more concerned though that because she
knows me so well. It's like, why did she hate
me so much? It's like this isn't random. Maybe we
need to start making.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Me look so like unlikable on social media clearly, like
oh I can hear it crying. I can hear it
crying in the background. Just throw me on speaking one
more time. Same, it's gonna have one little throughout the
times here.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Hey, I mean like we're emphasizing it so much. We're like,
do you like Woody?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It feels like you're forcing that. Guy's just if she
hates you now, I'm not ready for that. I'm not
doing that now.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Maybe there should be like if she sees a video
of Remi and Woody together, maybe she does like she
does like Remy.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah they get along famously.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, don't let her put that
poison into remiss.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I can't lose my.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Thought.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That was very hard, so I've now taken upon it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Did get a bit pushed last time. I feel she
was distressed by the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Well I get that.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
But if she just said the thing, you do, get it.
Speaker 8 (18:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
But what I'm trying to say is if she just
says I like you, then I'll back it off a
little bit. If she continues to put up this wall
of hate, then I'm going to push harder and harder.
And part of pushing harder is the fact that I
keep coming to your house in the morning now, which
I'm sure was incredibly annoying for you and your family.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But you've come in two mornings this week, and both
times I've been having a shower. I just let yourself in.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, yeah, I was playing with your dog for a
while this morning.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But more employment that I knew that you were in
the house today is because as I was getting changed, no,
I got out of the shower, so you know, and
I was in the house. You're in the house, the
strangers in the house, and the only and the first
thing I heard was my dog's name is Stevie. The
only thing I heard was Stevie, where's Mommy or Daddy
or Max?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Good Chad, it's a good chat. Stevie had no idea anyway.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I had hot cross buns though, because I was, like
all kids like hot cross buns. I just want to
get some face to FaceTime with Mags and deliver the
hot cross buns. Now, my question to you is she
wasn't there no at that time? Have you delivered the merchandise?
Yes to her and explains to her in no uncertain
terms that would he pay for that with his own money?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Well, I don't think money is a concept that you know,
she can quite grock at this age, which is not quite.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Across which she should get across that it's important.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
But well, did she make it clear that what you
spent time going to get these and he's given them
to you as a gift?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, idea has come out of his way.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
To Again you're laboring it like you just need to
chill out a little bit, you know, like that nothing
there's nothing less attractive than desperation and you you you
exuded at the current moment.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, I'll wear her down.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I don't two years old.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
But anyway, did you get the hot Cross buns or not?
I'm I did.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I gave you. You're right, she loves the hot Cross buns.
But well, no, I think she was quite gracious in
how she responded, Actually, these.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Hot cost buns, they're from Woody.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
Did you say to go back?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
I said thanks? Would you like me to say thanks
to Orgie?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Do you like Woodie?
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
What is going like? Do you like.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
She fully understood the fact that I gave because she
thanked me. Can you thank me and then still say
I'm not friends with you?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
This I just fighted perfectly as much as I couldn't
be prouder of it. She's almost like she knew it
was a bit, and she was gracious as well. She
was polite, didn't forget her manners. Said thank you, make
sure you say thank you. But I still like that guy.
I felt a lot of proud pride for my child
over the last you know, two and a half three years.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm sure you never swelled with more pride than I did.
I'm sure I'm sure you're loving.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I almost think that she knows it's a bit. Now
feels I couldn't be prouder of her.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It feels too real.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
She's two and a half. She can't know it's a
bit what you said. She doesn't grow money, she doesn't
grock bits. Mate, anyway, I just need to know from
other people. Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Does your kid hate someone for like no reason?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (22:16):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Is this actually a thing that young children just assigned,
that they hate someone? I think so, because right now
I feel very alone.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Do you like what you now?
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's her brother.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That wrapping there, that's her opening hot Cross buns because
I delivered hand delivered hot Cross buns to your house.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
They were specifically four max.
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
You you informed her that I had, that I had
paid for it. Did you mention that I'm quite tight?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, I haven't mentioned that. We haven't really been able
to get out of first base to be honest with
her in terms of you guy like I Just as
soon as I mentioned you, Yeah, she just says she
doesn't like you.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I dropped over a Lama activity book as well. I've
been I've been coming to her house a lot more
of a year dropping off gifts for mat And would
you say, though that you're a father, you know more
than anyone on this planet, would you say she's warming
with every gift that I drop.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Quite the opposite. I think she's going the other way.
I actually think that she's kind of like she's she's
realized that. So I've got I've got a couple of
bits of water to pay for you. So the first
one was today. So I just walked out of the
house today to say goodbye, and I was like, just quickly,
you just want to see it because I hadn't mentioned
(23:34):
you for two weeks. I've been to New York with
Sam for ten days, so we've been away from a
ten days. So she she's had nothing but separation from you.
Assuming that you didn't try and sneak up on her
while we were gone, I.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Considered it, so we I asked her.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
I told her I was going to work today, and
this is what she said, makes you, Hey, I'm going
back to work today.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Who do I work with?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:57):
Do you like what?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Do you?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Yeah? Do you like what?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
And why is that?
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Because is he not your friend?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
That's just that's just a fresh one that's today.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
There's no there's no hesitation, no compunction.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
You can hear a tone lift at the end. Hate him. Yeah,
not my friend, No, okay, just done, very matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Because we were supposed to see each other on on Saturday,
talking about you and my daughter.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well when I see and you, well you and me,
but I believe you.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I think you were going to bring your daughter because
we were got your children's farm to celebrate some a birthday.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Friend got light and I got the flu.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, so you went down. You know, I was.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I had juggling balls in the car just in case
you came. I was going to try and win her
with a bit of a juggling show. Like do you
know how much this consumes me?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I know, I think about it. Is like I'm not
even hanging out with my own daughter. I'm just thinking
about your daughter.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So the video of me filming myself Todays. Obviously knew
that I was filming myself, but I tried to have
a conversation with her the other day where she didn't
tell that I was recording her because I think I've
been saying this to you for a little while now.
I think she's cottoned on to the fact that there's
a bit going on. She knows that she gets attention
if she says she doesn't like you, right right, So
(25:11):
that's clearly at play. So I was like, what I'll
do here is I'm just going to talk to her
while i'm changing her Yeah, and just casually sort of
bring it up, candid candid, just to figure out whether
or not she actually doesn't like you. And you remember
the other day that we tried to call her and
she ran away. So Sem, my partner had the phone,
(25:32):
tried to put you on the phone to her, and
she ran away. She brought that up all by herself. Okay,
this is her describing that that week.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
I talked to again, give it to my momm here.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Yeah, why I don't know.
Speaker 8 (25:50):
And she don't like Woody because you didn't like Woody.
Do you not like Woody?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Why maybe I.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Would like Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Maybe? All right?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
She said, maybe I just don't like Woody. God, that
cuts me. She cuts me down to the course. Maybe
I just don't like him. There's no reason behind this.
I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
My whole relationship with Max has been our first interactions
when she could talk, She's always like, where's the cake?
Accuse me of stealing a non existent and then also
she says like where's the jacket or saying she was
like always bringing up the coat or something.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
A coat or a jacket and a cake.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I just feel like our entire relationship's either accusing me
of stealing something or saying that she doesn't like me.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What is going on?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't know. I don't know what. I do know though,
and I'll play for you up next. I know you
want redemption. I think you do need a bit of
a Yeah. Well you said you mentioned to bring the
wiggles around. She's big on the wiggles, so that would
have worked.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I do have a relationship with Anthony, seriously, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, oh okay, I reckon Anthony.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He does.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I reckon Anthony would be he'd be.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Good, he'd be good at your door with the guitar, yeah,
and did a little.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
I think she'd be a bit weirded out. I think
this is about what if rocked up, If Bluey or
Bingo rocked up, that would be.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Could be arranged, could be arranged?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, you. I think that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'll be in the bandit.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Obviously, So I think this is the thing that you're
up against as well. Is that like surprising toddlers? Is
also as we've discussed before on this show, fraught with
fraught with danger? Can go you can scare them?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Yeah? Absolutely, And I could go further the other way.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, don't like it would scar because I don't think
she get it that badly wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
don't think another three years in the sin.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I can't handle that. I can't handle that because I
don't think she hates me right now. She just doesn't
like me.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I think that's where we're at. I haven't heard the
word hate. If I scare her, that could easily creep
into hate.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
But so you said before the song, she's she's made
some terms or she's laid down some terms as to
how I can win her back.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Was quite a simple term, like quite a and I
hadn't surprised. I hadn't thought of it before. She actually
mentioned to you a couple of times before. I don't
know how it came up.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
It's not the cake, is it with you?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
But I said to her after she went on this
this filibuster the other night about alibuster long rambling speech
about how much she disliked you, I played bigger than mine.
I played you a shortened version. Just before last.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Week, I talked to again to my mummy.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Yeah, why I don't know. She don't like Woody because.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
You didn't like Woody. Do you not like Woody?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Why? Maybe I would likely? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:01):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Alright, straight into book time and again batt nili heart, cold,
cold as ice.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It makes it worse when there isn't a reason behind it. Yeah,
nothing to deserve that.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Correct into a rousing rendition of the gingerbread Man, and
you have never spoken of again. Oh well done, run, run,
run as fast as you can.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
Now.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Look it's a cracker now. After the gingerbread Man, though,
she went a bed and I said, look, darling, is
there anything that wood He could do in this whole world?
I went into bat for you.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Yeah, I was just outside your house in the rain.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I said to her, darling, is there anything anything that
what you could do for you in order to rate
to win back your affections?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Great? Do we have a response.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Do I have to make it? I think? So?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
How will she know?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
She's gonna have to say the And I know that
that is easily your weiggest suit, which really excites me.
But I think you're going to have to make a
three year old the best cake she's ever seen, and
she's seen some great cakes.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Okay, we'll talk more off here, but like, I need
to know what she loves? Max?
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Is, what are your friend?
Speaker 8 (30:24):
Do you like Woody? No?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Quear loving you?
Speaker 8 (30:28):
So we don't like wood No?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Can you hear me? Max? She's running you says, she's running,
Run after her, run after her? Do you like Woody?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Now?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know why I need this, but I need.
I need your daughter to like me.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I just and she can sniff that, she can smell
that on you. It's it's the desperation is similar to
all your girlfriends in high school eventually pushes them away wards.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Well, don't you know my wife is still with me.
She hasn't got a whiff just yet. But look, basically,
I've been doing a lot of things.
Speaker 8 (31:11):
Now.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
I pretty much come to your house every morning, not
for work purposes, not to see you even I just
drop over gifts.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
So I've done hot cross buns, I've done activity books.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I just leave cash sometimes under the door. I'm not
sure if she's getting that. But you then asked her
because none of this was helping or working. No, you
then did me a solid You asked her what I
have to.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Do, not just your solid. I think everyone is solid.
I think even for the sake of the show. I
think even for the sake of the audience, think there
are people sick of sick of us talking about you
trying to win a two year old's affections. So I
just need to get a little bit direct with her,
and I took the opportunity the other night because she,
I said to you yesterday, I think she is cottoning
on to the fact that this is a bit she knows.
You know, once once a todd the nose that there's
(31:55):
a tension around something, they'll keep doing it. Sure, So
I'm trying to put into this. Sure largely for her sake,
by the way, and also for the daycare. They're you know,
sort of wondering why there's the guy with the blonde
ponytail sort of hanging around out the front of the
day he saw me, did they So that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
I was just throwing snacks over the fence.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
So I said to you the other night before I
put her down, I said, Maxie, is there anything that
wood he could do for you in order for you
to consider him a friend? Again?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
My cat for me?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
There, there you have it.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
It's like she knew the one thing that I'm incapable
of doing. Do you know what I mean? It's like,
I don't know how she I feel like you've fetted this.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Information, mate, don't shoot the message.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Would she find she knew that? That is it? That
is she like?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
She just she just she's at that age where she
started clocking what a birthday is. We had a couple
of birthdays in my family recently. There's obviously cake involved.
And for her that is the like I think. You know,
when you're a kid and like someone brings out a
birthday cake, it is just the world. It's unbelievable. You
know that you're about to get a green card to
(33:15):
eat something delicious sweet. You know that your parents can't
get in the way because some stranger is going to
cut you a huge lab and put it on a
piece of paper effectively. And even if you don't need
it off the plate, they'll wrap it in a napkin
and give you a hunk of it to put in
your school bag. Like it's just it's ridiculously good. And
it comes with fire on top of it. You get
to blow the camels out, you get to sing a song.
So cake for her is the number one thing in
(33:36):
the world at the moment. It is her birthday in
about a month as well, so.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Oh we could tie in that, but I wouldn't mind
having her love before a month. I'm just I'm desperate.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm not betrothing her to you.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
This is not dowry giving me like I don't like
me right, So anyway, I just need more direction though,
because on the cake, cake cake is just so broad.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
So I think we need to call cake. Do you
want chocolate cake? What do you want on it? John Bluey?
Do you want a wiggle? A wiggle on the cake?
I need direction and our baking is not necessarily my.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Bag in general. Famously, at a sharehouse served a souf fry,
which was a you put some sushi, you put some
sushi and some nacho's in the oven and mix them together.
Yeah yeah, sou fry sushi and a stirf fry.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah yeah, well, a stir fry nacha. It was delicious dish.
I found out later when I went to bed. Everyone
threw it out anyway, and I was never allowed to
cook again. But I just I need some more direction
on what cake she wants, because right now it's just
too broad. Like, you know, you don't just have cake
written on a menu, do you know what I mean?
So I just think, if it's okay with you, because
(34:49):
I do appreciate that I am starting to intrude on
your family, we just give her a quick tinkle now.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, so I checked with sim.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We can call her great, okay, but quick, I'm suppose
I didn't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Well, first of all, she knows that you're with me
because she knows that I'm at work, So I won't talk.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't think Sam told me that I don't think
you'll need to talk. Apparently she's quite well about to find.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
She's not a Jedi. She can't sense that I'm here.
I won't talk.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Okay, all right, Well, we'll just wait and say I
think she's pretty averse to you, but all right, here
we go. Hi, Hello, how are we going there?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
You're good?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Shower the phone?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Do remember brother?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Maxie phone? She knows, Hi, Maxie. She knows, she knows
he's here, doesn't she? She knows, she knows. That's so funny.
She knows that what he's here. I don't buy this
(35:57):
on me, I said, send me. You might have to
ask you a question. If what he makes her a cake?
Speaker 5 (36:07):
You're on?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
What's? What sort of cake does she want? You know?
Speaker 5 (36:15):
When you like crawl on your elbows forward, we call
it tiger. What makes you?
Speaker 4 (36:29):
What cake? Do you want?
Speaker 5 (36:31):
The cake?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Million?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Let's go on, make your order, your orders sugar out?
Do you get that?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Said? Chocolate?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Sugar lads?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Chocolate? Okay? Would you like what? Chocolate or milk? Chocolate?
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Chocolate? You don't even know what? And what do you
want on the cake? Makes you? Do you want the
Little Mermaid? Do you want Santa Claus? Do you want
the Easter Bunny? What do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
She's drunk with power, she's laughing at me.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Okay, living out like a Bond villain. Eupathetic adults. I've
got you right where I want you, and she does. Okay,
white a white chocolate cake. I think that's all we're
going to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Is that hard? Is that hard to do it?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Mate? Can I suggest something by it? Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
She'll have no idea.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, I'm just reminded of the fact that there are
lots of recipes out there that we can't get out
of cookbooks and stuff that people hold on to quite tightly.
People are very protective about their brook to steelers. Well, yeah,
we can get the bakehouse to steal this one. Or
(38:04):
I was just thinking, for anyone out there who's got
a really good cake recipe, can you add it at
Willem Woody DMUs If you've got a great white chocolate
cake recipe, got to be good though, that was going
to win over my two year old because good idea.
I don't think we're going to find this in any
ordinary cookbook, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It needs to be above and beyond. I think that
a bit of X factor.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yes, so what's your space? But please heat up Instagram TikTok,
Will and wood. If youve got a great cake white
chocolate cake recipe, do.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You put a bit of desiccated coconut on it. Who
knows what's your flair? What's your flair?
Speaker 8 (38:34):
Do you like woodin?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Now? The great news for you is that I asked
what you might be able to do for her to
consider you a friend again.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
Flat cake for me?
Speaker 8 (38:45):
If he makes a cake for.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You, would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So we are now live on the work kitchen. So
you guys can enjoy this on the social inca TikTok
with them wood As Woody attempts a white chocolate cake
my Women's Weekly, pretty standard work kitchen. Just to set
the scene, a third of a stale tub of of
corn flakes.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
We're going to go through all the items in the kitchen.
I can we get down to.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Baker, very cheap air friar and not a fork to
be seen in here for at least two or three
years now, Woods, Yes, let's have a look at the
rest of me. What have we got?
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, we've got a white chocolate cake as requested by
your daughter. I'm pretty stressed, but thankfully all my ingredients.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
We've done it for you. We've done that for the producer.
Junior producer ANALYSI has been slaving away today on the ingredient.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Absolutely, and respect to analyst, but let's be honest. It's
not the getting of the ingredients. That is the skillets
they putting together of the cap I'm quite stressed.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
I want to get started.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, I'd love to get started if you get it there. Okay,
So first I think two and fifty grams are better.
That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Will. Have you preheated your oven, by the way, specialty
of yours?
Speaker 6 (39:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Right now.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
It doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It doesn't
say preheat the oven. No, but it's yeah, right, preheat
in the oven?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
How does that one? How does it go on? What's
the degree you did? What's the degree? Is this fan forced?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You were just repand for you were just in greeting
the ingredients. The method you have to follow the method
in the recipe.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Will, is this fan forced?
Speaker 1 (40:18):
It's an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
I'm going to go one seventy.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So I think there's a fan in an air fryer.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna go okay, So we're preheating there. That's
one sixty one sixty that's absolutely fun sixty not one?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What do you.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
I don't know how to.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Change the time. Yeah, oh my god, just a disire.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Can't even get going. The oven's absolutely work.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
You're me to do the oven.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
I am baking the cake. Okay, I am baking.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, well, grease it down twenty two centimeters.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Could you please stop talking because I'm just trying to
focus right now. Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Now
I'm grading some butter. Will grading That says great the butter.
It says great butter.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
It is a grammar butter. Have you not got your
You're context failing you again.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
I don't have contact, got laser eyes to all right?
I asked that to hear it actually with old age.
So I know two hundred and fifty grams of butter,
which is just great.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Well, why don't you just figure out I think this
will be five hundred grams? So why don't you just
have that perfectly?
Speaker 2 (41:14):
I'm exactly, I've got a measuring thing here. Sixty nine?
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Tara?
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (41:23):
What? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Taro? When it goes down to it in sixteen? God,
it's hard to guess the way, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (41:29):
You just guess exactly.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Half the difficult, But I might have to go to
a son and came back here.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
At what point did we think this was going to
be entertaining? Me just baking a cake and people listening
to that. I think this is probably the moment where
we go, why don't we do this life? I probably
should have done this at home. I got myself a recipe,
beautiful mud white chocolate cake.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Could could have just bought her one, as I said,
But as I told you at the time, you've probably
got the.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Way exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
And I don't want our relationship when we do hopefully
get a friendship, I don't want it to.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Be based on lies.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Right. She did say make a cake for me exactly.
She could have done your own time, but you chose
to do it in the middle of the radio show.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugars. Down
the sugars, down the sugar, sugar, sugar. Pretty stressful.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
You can see that Instagram. TikTok Will and gave me
the cake on Friday. I made sure the cake was
in an airtight container. I brought it home and sorry,
sorry over the weekend, and.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
That sounds bad, but the cake that I brought into
the radio studio spending an hour and it was it
smelled good, liards.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
It sunk a bit. I didn't have a nice symmetry
to it. You know, cakes normally have a nice kind
of sloped off the edge.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
I deliberately did a hill because like the.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Lawns out in the front of Parliament House, I was.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Going I was going for that floped.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
With the elections on the weekend, I thought she'd appreciated
to Parliament House.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
All right, well look she got at this morning, mate,
We're going to go to a song. Let's get down
the brass because this has been annoying me all weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Tell her I burnt my finger. Say that, scar?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Did you tell her that? Well?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Will? Are you trying to help me or not?
Speaker 1 (43:07):
I am trying to help you, mate. I had to
give my child a white chocolate mud cake. It's seven
thirty on a Monday morning this morning. So she turns
three soon. Yeah, and she knows that because she's been
asking for ages when he's in my birthday and we've
been saying it's coming up soon. Your we've been saying
your birthday's next. So what do you think happened when
I turned around and gave her a cake? Seven thirty
this morning. What what are you going to make for you? Okay?
Speaker 8 (43:31):
Did you see him making the.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
Cake like a plate?
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Than is this?
Speaker 1 (43:36):
He would you like to try the cake?
Speaker 8 (43:42):
It's not your birthdayday?
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
So amazing that she she said, he broke the She
watched you make the cake. She watched you make it,
and he used his hands, which I should have been
wearing gloves.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
She won't realize what she make.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
She was really impressed by that. She saw you break
but you can go onto the video. It's on our
Socialist with him Woody, so.
Speaker 3 (44:05):
She definitely knows I made it, which is a great sign.
Apologies about the fact that her birthday think night there, Yeah, no, no,
like proper nightmare.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
So I had to tell her that it wasn't her
birthday and then she had which she was devastated, like devastation.
So she's like, where are the presents? Were the candles?
And we were like no, So that happy birthday you
heard that was just that. We had to compromise. So
I was like going to tell you what, We'll sing
the song, but it's not your day. And then she
said I've got to go to krash and I was
like okay, great, and then she goes, I get to
take my birthday cake and give it to everyone, and
I was like, no, you don't. First of all, white
(44:36):
chocolate cake. Second of all, daddy's got a yoga class
in half an hour, and he's not taking the cake.
So the compromise we reached there was she was allowed
to take the cake to Crash. Yeah, and she could
tell everyone it was her birthday. Yep, great, but she
knew it wasn't her birthday.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Hilarious. So now that is a very funny compromise. I
feel like she's won that negotiation everything.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
At the moment, she's winning everything. She's on top of us,
top of you, and Max's on top of me. I
actually got to say to her, I actually watched my
friend Weirdly, I watched the whole process. You can see
it online.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
All right, okay, let's yeah, let's get down to it.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So once we got through the happy birthdays, obviously she
wants to try it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
She now gets to impress her friends with the cake
I made for.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Her, like it just apologies to my daughter's crash. By
the way, I don't know what they do with that
cake today. And Max walked up pretty much high because
you know she had a lot of white chocolate cake
before walking in the door.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
That's fair. Does she like me? Though?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Let's hear. Let's hear what she said?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Okay, are you ready? Well?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
No, but yep, okay, here we go, I think, he
says again. He says online a bit later on, but
this is the moment does my daughter approve of you?
Here is the cake from Woody. He's got sprinkles.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
What do you think.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
You want to try?
Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (46:02):
It doesn't look pretty?
Speaker 6 (46:05):
Look pretty?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
And on the top it says Max loves Woody. What
do you think it's good? Now that you tried the cake?
What do you have to say to Woody? Is Woody
now your friend? Do you like Woody? Now?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Bye?
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Woodie?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Nah, that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
How could you sit through that? And she goes, it's
the sprinkles. It looks pretty, it tastes good. It was
ticking all.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
Seen the grin on her face. This is why you
don't negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 8 (46:50):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
You gave her what she wanted. She's taken what she wanted.
But now she's walking away. She's she strode off into
the She strode off to her daycare thinking it was
her birthday with a whole white chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
She ows you nothing, she she does, she doesn't understandard cake.
That's how the world works. How much Maine is? She wants?
Speaker 3 (47:10):
Write down a number, Write down a number. I'm being serious,
I write her a check.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
We are so? Where are we at? Are we just
finishing this?
Speaker 1 (47:19):
Or I am done with it?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Right?
Speaker 8 (47:23):
Very fair?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Now, I'll do this okay.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
I don't know what that means to No, she's not,
and I think half air. I think we'll just leave
it alone as well. Just just give us some space.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, okay, that's what she wants.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
What are we talking?
Speaker 2 (47:37):
A day? Two days?
Speaker 1 (47:40):
I hate this
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