June 19, 2025 • 28 mins
- US Border Patrol sending Aussie's packing
- Can You Hear It?
- Laughing at your kids
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hate willim Woody Woods. And there's a lot of fear
about going over to the US at the moment, particularly
given that they're you know, you don't need to be
really all that far off the scale to be getting
pulled up, detained, sent back home. And Alistair Kitchen, who's
a thirty three year old writer and photographer from Melbourne,
was pulled from the line at customs, taken to a
back room, his phone was seized. He was held at
(00:30):
lax for twelve hours, and the US border agent said
that was because he'd written on his personal blog covering
the pro Palestinian rallies at Columbia University last year. So
this's just something he's written in his blog about something
that happened at UNI last year. His belongings and passport
handed over two quondas, not given back to him until
he landed back in Melbourne. Again, you have a look
(00:54):
at this guy. I certain wouldn't pick him a lineup,
and not in a bad way. Alistair, who joins us
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Matte's actually just on what we'll saying then, because you're
right for me. You just look like a normal guy. Alistair,
So how did they find you and when did they
pick you out of the queue and drag you into
a room?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah? Well, picked out of a lineup is the right idea.
Because I stepped off the plane and within a minute
many Australians will know that lion at Lax, where you
go to get your pathport looked at. I didn't even
get into it. The voice came over the radio over
the intercom. They called me to the back. An officer
collected me and whisked me away into a back room
where this twelve hour detention and a series of interviews began.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
So when you are picked out like that, all your
name goes over the speaking it straight into a room.
What's going through your head at that point?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Alistair?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, look, I knew that things were getting dodgy, to
say the least in the US, so I had prepared
in advance for some type of superficial search of my phone.
You know, I'd scrubbed my social media, taken down any
being critical of Donald Trump. But that's not I prepared
for the wrong thing. And I want Australian to know
that because they had before I had taken all these
(02:09):
things down, already read them in the weeks coming up
to my flight to the US. So when I realized that, look, fear,
fear is the right word for it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, for sure, man.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So then what are the kinds of questions they're asking you?
So you just said, then you put in a room
for twelve hours. What questions are they asking you? And
what are they doing to you for twelve hours?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I can tell you. As soon as they sat
me down and they'd got the prelude, the biographical questions
out of the way, as soon as they were ready
to interview me, the officer turned and said, look, mate,
we both know why you're here. Look, he didn't use
the word mate. He said, look, we both know why
you're here. And I said, I don't know why I'm here,
And he said it's because of what you've written about
(02:50):
the protests of Columbia. And then for the next thirty
to forty minutes he grilled me about my views on
the Israel Gaza conflict.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Right do you, Alice? Did? How did they know that?
It sounds like there's been some prep involved for them
to know that you've done this, Like are they scanning
passenger lists for planes that are inbound to source people
before they land.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, look, I'm not sure. I've got two ideas, and
both of them scaming. The first is an Australian should
be aware of this, that the technological sophistication of Customs
and Border Patrol seems to have got much better than
it used to be. They used to be pretty unsophisticated
and they'll just like scroll through your phone a little
bit if they felt like it. At this point, I'm
worrying that they are matching your s to application to
(03:42):
a search of your online presence.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah right, okay, okay, that's my first fear.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
My second fear. When we were at Columbia, it was
well reported that certain conservative political groups were giving the
names of students who they did not like to the government.
The government to follow up with them. And I'm a
little bit worried that I ended up on one of
those lists.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, oh my yeah right. And then that flags on
the system when they say that you're flying in and
then they want detain you for twelve hours and flying
your home. So when you're in there, mate, when you
say like intimidation, what what level are we talking here? Like,
I'm kind of you know, I'm kind of envisioning a
bad nineties movie with a good cop bad cop routine
(04:25):
with the guys kind of like slamming on the table
his hands and threatening you with with you know, I
don't know, sending you back to your country the fine book.
I reckon that. Ye yeah, but was there any liked
how hectic did it get?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look, there are stories of that happening. There are stories
of yelling or swearing, of threatening that didn't happen to me.
And guys, look, I'm going to be perfectly honest. I
didn't need that to already be scared.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Perfectly scary enough to be in the back room in
a basically stateless position. You know where you are before
you've checked in your visa. You have less rights than
a criminal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you nowhere I recognized.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And you can get getting shipped off too. I was
going to say a people getting shopped off to El
Salvador daily for that's right?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
For nothing really, And al Am, I right in saying
that they took your phone off you and then demanded
your passcode.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, you are right to say it. And let me
say to anyone listening when that happens to you, or
if and when it happens to you, you'll be given
a choice, hand over your past code or immediately get back,
get back on the plane and sent back home. That
was the first question I was given, Do you want
your passcode or do you want to go back home?
And I was still hopeful at that point that I
(05:44):
would get into the US.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I was wrong to be hopeful, and I was wrong
to give them my passcode. If you're in that situation,
please get on the plane. I don't care if it's
another fifteen hours back in Melbourne, because they are never
going to let you in by the time they're ready
to search your phone.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, that's great advice.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Did you meet anyone else who was being detained alistair
with you at that time as well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, well, we were put into this detention holding pens.
The thing is we're not allowed to talk to each other.
I was the only man. The women were separated by
a wall. I could see them occasionally. There were five
of them, three women from Latin America, two women from China,
and when I stepped in the door, one of them
was distraught, asking the guard who was guarding us, for
(06:31):
any information at all. And he turned to her and
he says, I've got no information to give you, there's
none coming. Should not worry about it. That woman over
there has been here for four and a half days complaining.
And when I heard that, Guys, let me tell you,
my heart sank.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Whoa man that is really scary?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He being fed and like anything like that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yes, I can tell you. There's cup noodles. There, there's
cup noodles. So if you're into that, you can eat
as many as you want. And they're very proud that
they're giving it to your free.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm sure they are. Hey, Alistair, are you scared about
talking like is it? Or have you just kind of
written off a trip to America for the duration of
the Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I've certainly written off. But I'll tell you that I
am pretty terrified for two reasons. One, the chance that
they implement a lifetime ban as a reprisal for me
talking to guys like you the second they plugged in
and downloaded the entire contents of my phone. And look,
as any guy or girl will know, there's always stuff
on your phone you don't want getting out there. And frankly,
(07:38):
I don't trust them to release that stuff. When I
get off the phone with you, guys, I'm buying a
new plane because who knows what they've downloaded.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That is totally wild or like they could like doctor
images in your photo gallery to make it look like nudes.
And I'm not just saying that list in case they
ever get and find some nudes on there.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is crazy. I don't think they're doing that, but either way,
don't release my nudes. Alice Deair, that is really wild man. Firstly,
really sorry that happened to you. Yeah, that sucks, but
thank you for joining us. And yeah, a warning shot
(08:20):
for everyone out there that it's obviously I know we
were seeing it on the news and whatnot, but it's
obviously a very different place from from what it has been.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, it's a different country to the one we were brought.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Up to believe in.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, mate, thanks for joining us here on Will
and Woody. Good luck with the phone buying mate, Yeah wow,
Alistair kitchen there, it's entertained an lax shipped home for
writing an article about Palestine years ago on his personal
blog wild stuff there. Make sure you are dotting your eyes,
(08:51):
crossing your t before you go to the US. These
days and.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You can't even wipe your phone now like it's done.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You're worried about the nerds, mate, you know you are.
It's Will and Woody right now, give us called thirty
and one a sixty five. If you want to play woods,
it's a hundred bucks a can.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm going to add a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
A beer? Duy no dui nod?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And again you.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Just keep going here, you keep going until you get
a can wrong, So technically you could be going home
with hundreds of thousands of dollars tonight, Natalie. How does
that does hundreds of thousands of dollars sounds Natalie?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh don't you sounds terrific? Let's see how we go?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, first step is one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Here it is can one.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Beer.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Sorry, Nat, Sorry, there's a soft drink you know, tanks
it playing, Natalie, Nice to meet you. Troy is called
that when I was six'.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Five i'm cruel to bring up one hundreds of thousands
of dollars before she even got one, Can.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Troy and technically she does have to get a thousand
cans there as. Well we'd bring her back.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Tomorrow there's no rules, Here.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Troy you want to crack some.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Cans you want some, Cash i'm just gonna give you
can One troy here it?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Is yeah, wow Sorry, Troy Sorry, troy soft.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
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cannot take a trick at the. Moment great, Name.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Remy yeah here we got.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Cans damn. It give me my, money give me my
money and one uh? Under really and you're going to
kill you in the car with Rim dog.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
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Speaker 7 (11:11):
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Speaker 2 (11:13):
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and spend your hundred? Bucks, still that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Cash i'm gonna go fill out my.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Car that's just smart. Footy that's smart. Footy does he
make want to? Play does your make want to? Play?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yes she wants to?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Play jagger?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
On?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
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did you agree With remy's last? Guess? No, okay well
there we, go all?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right oh, okay soft drink will be all, right, okay
you understanding the?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Game then, okay super. Easy it's super.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Easy Al, right here's cam one for a hundred, bucks
kitlan something.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
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Speaker 3 (12:20):
It jesus, beer.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The adrenaline. Rush hundred, girls it's a hundred. Bucks, ah
here we. Go you ready for Cant? Caitlin i'm?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
READY i reckon?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Beer the energy in this?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Car are you guys pulled?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Over this takes you to takes you to three hundred.
Bucks here we go where you guys off?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
To by the, way we're going.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Home we've been AT uni all? Day all?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right? Nice, okay great way to finish my.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Day let me, yeah, alright for three hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Bucks here is can three.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hmmm let's go with soft?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Drink?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah what what do you need to get to?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
To like not go home and just go straight to
a fancy restaurant or.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Something, oh we're.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
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first here it is care for.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Faust Rig.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
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of candy ge whez, electric isn't?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It you forget how much more one hundred bucks means
when you're? Nineteen that is, gee it's life. Made life
made is, yeah maybe the.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Year maybe the year will pretty poor fatherhood on my
part recently bad. Daddy so basically you were. Involved CAN
i just say as? Well AND i just THINK i.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
WASN'T i was an. ACCESSORY i wasn't as my wise.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
MATE i just wish you pulled me into line here
Because i've embarrassed myself and done the one thing you.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Should never do as a.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Father so WHERE i was at the park with, you your
daughter was, there was at your daughter's.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Party, yeah she was. There she was there of.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Course and all the kids decided to do a. Race
they were, doing like a running.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Race one they decided to do a race they was running.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Around, well, yeah BUT i think naturally when kids start,
running it becomes a bit of a race where, they're you,
know testing each other out who's the. Fastest so you
just see these kids from the back of the. Playground
they come out of nowhere and they are just. Tearing
they can't believe how quick they're. Going, anyway all the
kids had gone, past and we kind of went back
(15:27):
to our beverages and started talking and then all of a,
sudden out of, nowhere about a minute, later comes my beautiful, Daughter,
remy who is going so incredibly. Slow it's like the
kids have forgotten about.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It they've moved on to other. Activities and There's.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Remy head, down just pumping the.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Arms she's so far. Behind and as as she was,
running she was those was either running up hill or
into a fifty k in our HEADWIND, yep that can
confirm there was no. Wind she just and but the effort.
Was it was.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Beautiful she was going for it and it led to
this huge laugh from all the, parents so.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Every single, parent and it's just she also.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Had had the shoes with the lights on them as,
well so every footstep of foot would light.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Up, yeah then you and then as dad, THERE i
fell for it as. WELL i am pissing myself laughing
at how funny the whole thing. Is AND i just
had this moment WHERE i was, like, ah she's doing
something a little bit embarrassing and whilst this is, Funny
like you have to admit. THAT i think as a
parent there's sometimes where you're, like, AH i shouldn't be
(16:36):
laughing at you right.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Now it's interesting that you raised this because and by the,
way thirteen one out six, five if you've laughed at
your kid when you shouldn't. HAVE i think it's interesting
you raised this because you literally brought up the other
week about you, know when do you tell your children
the hard? Truths like when are you going to tell
your daughter that she's bloody?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Slow, No, no it's. Funny AND i was, LIKE i
Think i'll be someone who'll be able to have that. Conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
YEAH i realized on the weekend there's no.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Way AFTER i laughed at her face for a, WHILE
i got right around.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It AND i was, like you are moving like the.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Wind yeah, yeah, Right.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
YEAH i find myself laughing at her a, lot, actually
though at inappropriate. Times so she's just started doing dancing.
Classes oh cute as, well, lovely, right except the teacher always,
says point point your, toes, right. Ballet so it's a,
ballet and so point your toes And remy points at
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her toes the whole.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Class point.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Laughing at, it which again is, like don't laugh at
your daughter when she does something.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Embarrassing, yeah, yeah another.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
One because you don't want. To you want, them you
want to get around, Them you want them to feel
like they can do silly things in front of you
without being laughed.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
At you also don't want to condone bad behavior as.
Well so where just startn't have conversations around because because
she's seeing she's seeing me And mum, naked, yeap just
trying to understand like a wise dad got that thing
between his legs and Wise mum got. That so it's
like that's a, vagina that's a, Penis LIKE i starting
to have. That but what's not funny or WHAT i
shouldn't be laughing at is when she Sees, nanny which
(18:10):
is MIM's, mum and says nanny has a. Penis, Yeah
And i've laughed at that a number of, times and
that's that's poor.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Behavior well actually funnily. Enough So, max my, daughter was
staying at mum And dad's place recently and down the,
BEACH i Think dad just got out of the out
of the water and he was getting changed And max
walked up to him and said she got him dark
and in front of my mum and another one of
(18:38):
my siblings, said, oh does got a tourny?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Penis there you, go which and, yeah you can't, laugh
which it's obviously very hard not to. Laugh dad hasn't,
surfaced he's so. Mortified that's. Tough he's never nude, now
he'll never get undressed.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Again going back from, that thirteen one six five is that?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Number when did?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
You when did you laugh at your kids when you
really shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Have they did some embarrassing or they or they did something,
naughty which, is.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah you shouldn't be you shouldn't be. Condoning, yeah you,
know saying that your grandpa's got a small.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
One, no all penis chap probably don't condone.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That SO i think with the embarrassing, one you don't
want to laugh at them because you don't want to squash,
Them but with the naughty, one you don't want to
laugh with them because you don't want to encourage. Them
you don't want to condone the.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Behavior, so for, example when my daughter was trying to
pronounce dinosaur for a long.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Time and she pronounced it asshole WHAT i don't. Know
she was definitely referring to, dinosaurs but she was saying.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wow and when you're finding that, funny what happens is
going to keep doing?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Does so we're in the supermarket saying where's the? Asshole,
Look i'm going to stop saying that works as naughty.
Word but it's just a. Mistake so, yeah we.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Got TO i find it particularly hard with your partner as,
well like if they're laughing at your partner and you
know you don't want to. Condone, yes so it was
we mentioned. Before it Was max's birthday last weekend And,
sam he spent a lot of time researching your present For. Max,
yes spent a lot of, time you. Know so she
ended up getting there this, magnet like this giant. Magnet oh,
YEAH i think that she. Makes it's like blocks with magnets,
(20:15):
Anyway i've seen. Them they look. Great oh they're. Great.
Yeah max opens the present's first present she. Opens it
is the biggest box as. Well so she opens it,
up takes one looking at, it and then she, goes
this is for my. MUMMY i then gave it straight
back To sam right across the, table WHICH i thought was,
great did You lae, obviously, Yeah AND i thought that
was very funny as.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Well of, course of course it's a good.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Gear at the end of the, day you can't give
to present straight back To.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Maddie, hi, Guys, hello, Now, maddam you're a.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
BABYSITTER i, Am i've been babysitting for a long time,
now And i've never heard something so hilarious come out
of the kid's. Mouth but it's quite. Sweet at the same,
time this two year OLD i look, after He's I've
i've taken him to this injury playground and he starts
saying WHAT i think is dump, truck but as you could,
(21:07):
imagine it's coming out as dumb and then And i'm,
going oh my, gosh what are you? Saying and he
repeats it again And i'm, like oh my, GOSH i start.
Laughing and now because BECAUSE i, laugh you know now it's.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Gotten it's good, Gear. Maddie we've got t shoes curled
on thirty and WHEN i six five teast is your?
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Son, yes, yes he was two at the. Time he's twenty.
Now but we were at a family gathering at my
auntie's place and her father in law was there and
unfortunately her father in law lost her. Legs, sorry he's
standing there in his shorts one leg, crutches and my
son walks over in front of everyone as there's, hey
(21:55):
where's your? Leg we all have a bit of a.
Chuckle he's, Two but then he received to walk underneath.
Him look up his shorts and, Says, yep, nope it's not,
there and of course we all cracked, up and, yeah he.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Thought it was.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Hilarious so we kept bringing the attention back to this
man with a missing.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Leg, yeah you can't laugh. THERE i apologize for. Laughing
sorry the look up that actually were in the other,
morning we had an interview over at my place in the.
Morning we interviewed.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Was A Lady, Gaga Chris, Pratt, Millie Bobby, brown.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
A few of, you just a few of the, names
just a few of the names and recycled through the
show recently get him on the. Podcast. Guys could have Been. Rhianna,
Yeah i'm not sure her or biber or it was
one of those. Names, anyway you And junian producer analyst
came out in the. Morning it was pretty early in the,
morning so my daughter was. Naked she kind of rolls
around in these.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Days she's just on the bottom. Half she had A
t shirt but from.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
There after dead like that look, Anyway so so she
was sitting on the rug and THEN i don't know
what's going on at the, moment but she's got a
bit of a fascination with. It, anyway so you and
anal said By max, later.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Well, yes she offered me a. Tea she, said do
you did you to make you a cup of?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Tea tea hospitality service at my? Place and then while
you were, talking just did the double hand as straight
in the notorious Vag. Yeah, yeah, yeah she was offering me. Tea,
yeah which you, know obviously you And analyst thought was very.
Funny well you have to, laugh it's just, yeah there's
nothing you can do there but. Laugh let's go To.
Sue we're going to.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Sew so this was your, Son, yeah you had to
laugh and.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Probably, yeah probably shouldn't, have but, yeah my husband AND
i were shopping in a Bathroom renault store On Parramatta
road AND i was off looking at basins and, tapware
AND i turned around to my husband calling my name
loudly across the display floor with my son over his
(24:03):
shoulder with his ass cheeks hanging. Out, basically he had
said that my son had been in the display toilets
in the front display window at the lights On Paramatta
road doing a poo in one of the toilets because
he was being potty, trained and he was very proud of.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Himself that's, awesome big moment Here. Woods you stole some
celebrated report From charles And diana's wedding made in nineteen seventy. Nine,
yes americatures Of charles And diana on the face of the.
(24:45):
Wine but most, importantly where did you steal the port?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
From stole it from my in laws To michelle And,
terry who may be, listening, apologies But i'm a businessman
first and, foremost and cash is. KING i then realized
will very quickly that the wine was actually, worthless unfortunately
based on an evaluation from a wine, Connoisseur and at
that MOMENT i decided to try and rip off my,
(25:11):
dad who joins us in the. Studio right, Now, Dad
i'm interested to ask.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You as are we still?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Talking, well, well you tell, me because it's a proud tight.
Ass you, know The white laws have been typed for, many.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Many, years that's.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
True is there more dislike of me for What i've?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Done or is there more Responct, well INITIALLY i was taken,
back but THEN i respected what you. DID i Thought
i've taught you, Well.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah thank, YOU i Appreciate and are you happy now
that you've paid one hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
WELL i haven't actually paid one hundred dollars, yet that's.
Interest it's only a verbal, contract wasn't.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It, WELL i think verbal contracts are. Binding, well would
you agree that you're a.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Lawyer, yeah sorry about.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
This THE.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Corc is disintegrated a little. Bit but that's just. Flavor,
yeah that's just part of. It if you got, wine
there's only fifty years. Old if dad made a verbal
have a, Smell, steve thank, You if dad made a
verbal offer on the. Radio, yeah one hundred dollars legally.
Binding if there's, offer an acceptance in. Consideration, yeah that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Right so you do owe me a hundred Barks, okay all,
Right well will wouldn't deceive?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Me so, no, okay accept? That, yep you know. That.
Yeah Well i'm bound by the, code the lawyer's. Code
it'll always be a good, bloke and we all know
the lawyers are great. Bloke so there's not a lot
THAT i can do about, that of.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Course BUT i did just, think LIKE i thought it'd
be a nice, moment given that you have paid one
hundred dollars for this beautiful. WINE i thought it would
be a nice moment for us all to have a
taste in the.
Speaker 10 (26:38):
Studio that's a NICE i think esally wanting me to
share the port That i've just spent one hundred dollars
with you, guys and do you pay for it or.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's that's where we, Played, dad very well. PLAYED i
would say twenty five.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Dollars twenty five twenty five, yeah, okay, OKAY i.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Think it sounds.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Reasonable i'll take it off your, tab all, right SO i,
will AND i can also have a sea BECAUSE i
ACTUALLY i am curious to try. It that means that
we're both paying twenty five bucks bucks for a, glass.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Which means you only only fifty. Bucks, okay, yeah as
long as we get to try it in the. Studio,
yeah all, right, Okay i'm going to go And i'll
pull the. Wine pull the. Wine drum, Roll, steve how
have you been going? Yourself what have you been up to? Recently?
Babysitting is?
Speaker 9 (27:24):
That?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Ryan how's that going for? You it's? Tense how's the
man ol cove? Going the man ol.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Cove has now got a cot in it lost your man. Out,
yeah it's sort of like a semi manhole.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Now semi man. Hole, yeah, wow it's in like a
semi man. Out, yeah what have you got left in?
There ah for? Me, oh here we, go big, glass
twenty five dollars for a. Glass here you go down the.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Hedge.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
CHEERS i didn't see you. Pulled this is, Sorry oh, youth.
Bastard that's someone's peed in.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
That, oh.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Disrespectful. Bastards. Respect that's. A that's. A that's. A it is.
Dead that's. A that's a cocktail of fish oil and.
Speaker 10 (28:30):
Vinegard luckily Like i've got a good long nose because
the nose when in the glass, first And i've smelt
a rat so well literally.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You can say That instagram TikTok will and would you
better chick it? Out your old day's coming. In so
thanks for the insire. Anytime
The Will M Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hate willim Woody Woods. And there's a lot of fear
about going over to the US at the moment, particularly
given that they're you know, you don't need to be
really all that far off the scale to be getting
pulled up, detained, sent back home. And Alistair Kitchen, who's
a thirty three year old writer and photographer from Melbourne,
was pulled from the line at customs, taken to a
back room, his phone was seized. He was held at
(00:30):
lax for twelve hours, and the US border agent said
that was because he'd written on his personal blog covering
the pro Palestinian rallies at Columbia University last year. So
this's just something he's written in his blog about something
that happened at UNI last year. His belongings and passport
handed over two quondas, not given back to him until
he landed back in Melbourne. Again, you have a look
(00:54):
at this guy. I certain wouldn't pick him a lineup,
and not in a bad way. Alistair, who joins us
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Matte's actually just on what we'll saying then, because you're
right for me. You just look like a normal guy. Alistair,
So how did they find you and when did they
pick you out of the queue and drag you into
a room?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah? Well, picked out of a lineup is the right idea.
Because I stepped off the plane and within a minute
many Australians will know that lion at Lax, where you
go to get your pathport looked at. I didn't even
get into it. The voice came over the radio over
the intercom. They called me to the back. An officer
collected me and whisked me away into a back room
where this twelve hour detention and a series of interviews began.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
So when you are picked out like that, all your
name goes over the speaking it straight into a room.
What's going through your head at that point?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Alistair?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, look, I knew that things were getting dodgy, to
say the least in the US, so I had prepared
in advance for some type of superficial search of my phone.
You know, I'd scrubbed my social media, taken down any
being critical of Donald Trump. But that's not I prepared
for the wrong thing. And I want Australian to know
that because they had before I had taken all these
(02:09):
things down, already read them in the weeks coming up
to my flight to the US. So when I realized that, look, fear,
fear is the right word for it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, for sure, man.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
So then what are the kinds of questions they're asking you?
So you just said, then you put in a room
for twelve hours. What questions are they asking you? And
what are they doing to you for twelve hours?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, I can tell you. As soon as they sat
me down and they'd got the prelude, the biographical questions
out of the way, as soon as they were ready
to interview me, the officer turned and said, look, mate,
we both know why you're here. Look, he didn't use
the word mate. He said, look, we both know why
you're here. And I said, I don't know why I'm here,
And he said it's because of what you've written about
(02:50):
the protests of Columbia. And then for the next thirty
to forty minutes he grilled me about my views on
the Israel Gaza conflict.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Right do you, Alice? Did? How did they know that?
It sounds like there's been some prep involved for them
to know that you've done this, Like are they scanning
passenger lists for planes that are inbound to source people
before they land.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, look, I'm not sure. I've got two ideas, and
both of them scaming. The first is an Australian should
be aware of this, that the technological sophistication of Customs
and Border Patrol seems to have got much better than
it used to be. They used to be pretty unsophisticated
and they'll just like scroll through your phone a little
bit if they felt like it. At this point, I'm
worrying that they are matching your s to application to
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a search of your online presence.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah right, okay, okay, that's my first fear.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
My second fear. When we were at Columbia, it was
well reported that certain conservative political groups were giving the
names of students who they did not like to the government.
The government to follow up with them. And I'm a
little bit worried that I ended up on one of
those lists.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, oh my yeah right. And then that flags on
the system when they say that you're flying in and
then they want detain you for twelve hours and flying
your home. So when you're in there, mate, when you
say like intimidation, what what level are we talking here? Like,
I'm kind of you know, I'm kind of envisioning a
bad nineties movie with a good cop bad cop routine
(04:25):
with the guys kind of like slamming on the table
his hands and threatening you with with you know, I
don't know, sending you back to your country the fine book.
I reckon that. Ye yeah, but was there any liked
how hectic did it get?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Look, there are stories of that happening. There are stories
of yelling or swearing, of threatening that didn't happen to me.
And guys, look, I'm going to be perfectly honest. I
didn't need that to already be scared.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Perfectly scary enough to be in the back room in
a basically stateless position. You know where you are before
you've checked in your visa. You have less rights than
a criminal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you nowhere I recognized.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And you can get getting shipped off too. I was
going to say a people getting shopped off to El
Salvador daily for that's right?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
For nothing really, And al Am, I right in saying
that they took your phone off you and then demanded
your passcode.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, you are right to say it. And let me
say to anyone listening when that happens to you, or
if and when it happens to you, you'll be given
a choice, hand over your past code or immediately get back,
get back on the plane and sent back home. That
was the first question I was given, Do you want
your passcode or do you want to go back home?
And I was still hopeful at that point that I
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would get into the US.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I was wrong to be hopeful, and I was wrong
to give them my passcode. If you're in that situation,
please get on the plane. I don't care if it's
another fifteen hours back in Melbourne, because they are never
going to let you in by the time they're ready
to search your phone.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Okay, that's great advice.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Did you meet anyone else who was being detained alistair
with you at that time as well?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, well, we were put into this detention holding pens.
The thing is we're not allowed to talk to each other.
I was the only man. The women were separated by
a wall. I could see them occasionally. There were five
of them, three women from Latin America, two women from China,
and when I stepped in the door, one of them
was distraught, asking the guard who was guarding us, for
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any information at all. And he turned to her and
he says, I've got no information to give you, there's
none coming. Should not worry about it. That woman over
there has been here for four and a half days complaining.
And when I heard that, Guys, let me tell you,
my heart sank.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Whoa man that is really scary?
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He being fed and like anything like that.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yes, I can tell you. There's cup noodles. There, there's
cup noodles. So if you're into that, you can eat
as many as you want. And they're very proud that
they're giving it to your free.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I'm sure they are. Hey, Alistair, are you scared about
talking like is it? Or have you just kind of
written off a trip to America for the duration of
the Trump administration.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I've certainly written off. But I'll tell you that I
am pretty terrified for two reasons. One, the chance that
they implement a lifetime ban as a reprisal for me
talking to guys like you the second they plugged in
and downloaded the entire contents of my phone. And look,
as any guy or girl will know, there's always stuff
on your phone you don't want getting out there. And frankly,
(07:38):
I don't trust them to release that stuff. When I
get off the phone with you, guys, I'm buying a
new plane because who knows what they've downloaded.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
That is totally wild or like they could like doctor
images in your photo gallery to make it look like nudes.
And I'm not just saying that list in case they
ever get and find some nudes on there.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Is crazy. I don't think they're doing that, but either way,
don't release my nudes. Alice Deair, that is really wild man. Firstly,
really sorry that happened to you. Yeah, that sucks, but
thank you for joining us. And yeah, a warning shot
(08:20):
for everyone out there that it's obviously I know we
were seeing it on the news and whatnot, but it's
obviously a very different place from from what it has been.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, it's a different country to the one we were brought.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Up to believe in.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, yeah, mate, thanks for joining us here on Will
and Woody. Good luck with the phone buying mate, Yeah wow,
Alistair kitchen there, it's entertained an lax shipped home for
writing an article about Palestine years ago on his personal
blog wild stuff there. Make sure you are dotting your eyes,
(08:51):
crossing your t before you go to the US. These
days and.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You can't even wipe your phone now like it's done.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
You're worried about the nerds, mate, you know you are.
It's Will and Woody right now, give us called thirty
and one a sixty five. If you want to play woods,
it's a hundred bucks a can.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm going to add a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
A beer? Duy no dui nod?
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
And again you.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Just keep going here, you keep going until you get
a can wrong, So technically you could be going home
with hundreds of thousands of dollars tonight, Natalie. How does
that does hundreds of thousands of dollars sounds Natalie?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh don't you sounds terrific? Let's see how we go?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Okay, first step is one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Here it is can one.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
Beer.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Sorry, Nat, Sorry, there's a soft drink you know, tanks
it playing, Natalie, Nice to meet you. Troy is called
that when I was six'.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Five i'm cruel to bring up one hundreds of thousands
of dollars before she even got one, Can.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Troy and technically she does have to get a thousand
cans there as. Well we'd bring her back.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Tomorrow there's no rules, Here.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Troy you want to crack some.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Cans you want some, Cash i'm just gonna give you
can One troy here it?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Is yeah, wow Sorry, Troy Sorry, troy soft.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Drink troy is Getting remy, here my, god we just
cannot take a trick at the. Moment great, Name.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Remy yeah here we got.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Cans damn. It give me my, money give me my
money and one uh? Under really and you're going to
kill you in the car with Rim dog.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
One of my.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
Friends here we.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Go nice you? Real you can To oh here were?
Gay that's a? Bee did sound like it is a soft? Drink?
Though hundred? Bucks where are you in your? Best makeoun
and spend your hundred? Bucks, still that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Cash i'm gonna go fill out my.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Car that's just smart. Footy that's smart. Footy does he
make want to? Play does your make want to? Play?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Yes she wants to?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Play jagger?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
On?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No is your? Mate what's your? Name? Titler Taitland? Kitler
did you agree With remy's last? Guess? No, okay well
there we, go all?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Right oh, okay soft drink will be all, right, okay
you understanding the?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Game then, okay super. Easy it's super.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Easy Al, right here's cam one for a hundred, bucks
kitlan something.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
HERE i get.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It jesus, beer.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
The adrenaline. Rush hundred, girls it's a hundred. Bucks, ah
here we. Go you ready for Cant? Caitlin i'm?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
READY i reckon?
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Beer the energy in this?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Car are you guys pulled?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Over this takes you to takes you to three hundred.
Bucks here we go where you guys off?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
To by the, way we're going.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Home we've been AT uni all? Day all?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Right? Nice, okay great way to finish my.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Day let me, yeah, alright for three hundred.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Bucks here is can three.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Hmmm let's go with soft?
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Drink?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah what what do you need to get to?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
To like not go home and just go straight to
a fancy restaurant or.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Something, oh we're.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Going we're, going all, Right so let's go for four Hundred,
first here it is care for.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Faust Rig.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Ama, yeah you guys have a great one hundred bucks
of candy ge whez, electric isn't?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It you forget how much more one hundred bucks means
when you're? Nineteen that is, gee it's life. Made life
made is, yeah maybe the.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Year maybe the year will pretty poor fatherhood on my
part recently bad. Daddy so basically you were. Involved CAN
i just say as? Well AND i just THINK i.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
WASN'T i was an. ACCESSORY i wasn't as my wise.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
MATE i just wish you pulled me into line here
Because i've embarrassed myself and done the one thing you.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Should never do as a.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Father so WHERE i was at the park with, you your
daughter was, there was at your daughter's.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Party, yeah she was. There she was there of.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Course and all the kids decided to do a. Race
they were, doing like a running.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Race one they decided to do a race they was running.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Around, well, yeah BUT i think naturally when kids start,
running it becomes a bit of a race where, they're you,
know testing each other out who's the. Fastest so you
just see these kids from the back of the. Playground
they come out of nowhere and they are just. Tearing
they can't believe how quick they're. Going, anyway all the
kids had gone, past and we kind of went back
(15:27):
to our beverages and started talking and then all of a,
sudden out of, nowhere about a minute, later comes my beautiful, Daughter,
remy who is going so incredibly. Slow it's like the
kids have forgotten about.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It they've moved on to other. Activities and There's.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Remy head, down just pumping the.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Arms she's so far. Behind and as as she was,
running she was those was either running up hill or
into a fifty k in our HEADWIND, yep that can
confirm there was no. Wind she just and but the effort.
Was it was.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Beautiful she was going for it and it led to
this huge laugh from all the, parents so.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Every single, parent and it's just she also.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Had had the shoes with the lights on them as,
well so every footstep of foot would light.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
Up, yeah then you and then as dad, THERE i
fell for it as. WELL i am pissing myself laughing
at how funny the whole thing. Is AND i just
had this moment WHERE i was, like, ah she's doing
something a little bit embarrassing and whilst this is, Funny
like you have to admit. THAT i think as a
parent there's sometimes where you're, like, AH i shouldn't be
(16:36):
laughing at you right.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Now it's interesting that you raised this because and by the,
way thirteen one out six, five if you've laughed at
your kid when you shouldn't. HAVE i think it's interesting
you raised this because you literally brought up the other
week about you, know when do you tell your children
the hard? Truths like when are you going to tell
your daughter that she's bloody?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Slow, No, no it's. Funny AND i was, LIKE i
Think i'll be someone who'll be able to have that. Conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
YEAH i realized on the weekend there's no.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
Way AFTER i laughed at her face for a, WHILE
i got right around.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
It AND i was, like you are moving like the.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Wind yeah, yeah, Right.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
YEAH i find myself laughing at her a, lot, actually
though at inappropriate. Times so she's just started doing dancing.
Classes oh cute as, well, lovely, right except the teacher always,
says point point your, toes, right. Ballet so it's a,
ballet and so point your toes And remy points at
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her toes the whole.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Class point.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Laughing at, it which again is, like don't laugh at
your daughter when she does something.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Embarrassing, yeah, yeah another.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
One because you don't want. To you want, them you
want to get around, Them you want them to feel
like they can do silly things in front of you
without being laughed.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
At you also don't want to condone bad behavior as.
Well so where just startn't have conversations around because because
she's seeing she's seeing me And mum, naked, yeap just
trying to understand like a wise dad got that thing
between his legs and Wise mum got. That so it's
like that's a, vagina that's a, Penis LIKE i starting
to have. That but what's not funny or WHAT i
shouldn't be laughing at is when she Sees, nanny which
(18:10):
is MIM's, mum and says nanny has a. Penis, Yeah
And i've laughed at that a number of, times and
that's that's poor.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Behavior well actually funnily. Enough So, max my, daughter was
staying at mum And dad's place recently and down the,
BEACH i Think dad just got out of the out
of the water and he was getting changed And max
walked up to him and said she got him dark
and in front of my mum and another one of
(18:38):
my siblings, said, oh does got a tourny?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Penis there you, go which and, yeah you can't, laugh
which it's obviously very hard not to. Laugh dad hasn't,
surfaced he's so. Mortified that's. Tough he's never nude, now
he'll never get undressed.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Again going back from, that thirteen one six five is that?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Number when did?
Speaker 5 (19:01):
You when did you laugh at your kids when you
really shouldn't.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Have they did some embarrassing or they or they did something,
naughty which, is.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah you shouldn't be you shouldn't be. Condoning, yeah you,
know saying that your grandpa's got a small.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
One, no all penis chap probably don't condone.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That SO i think with the embarrassing, one you don't
want to laugh at them because you don't want to squash,
Them but with the naughty, one you don't want to
laugh with them because you don't want to encourage. Them
you don't want to condone the.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Behavior, so for, example when my daughter was trying to
pronounce dinosaur for a long.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Time and she pronounced it asshole WHAT i don't. Know
she was definitely referring to, dinosaurs but she was saying.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wow and when you're finding that, funny what happens is
going to keep doing?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
It it.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Does so we're in the supermarket saying where's the? Asshole,
Look i'm going to stop saying that works as naughty.
Word but it's just a. Mistake so, yeah we.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Got TO i find it particularly hard with your partner as,
well like if they're laughing at your partner and you
know you don't want to. Condone, yes so it was
we mentioned. Before it Was max's birthday last weekend And,
sam he spent a lot of time researching your present For. Max,
yes spent a lot of, time you. Know so she
ended up getting there this, magnet like this giant. Magnet oh,
YEAH i think that she. Makes it's like blocks with magnets,
(20:15):
Anyway i've seen. Them they look. Great oh they're. Great.
Yeah max opens the present's first present she. Opens it
is the biggest box as. Well so she opens it,
up takes one looking at, it and then she, goes
this is for my. MUMMY i then gave it straight
back To sam right across the, table WHICH i thought was,
great did You lae, obviously, Yeah AND i thought that
was very funny as.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Well of, course of course it's a good.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Gear at the end of the, day you can't give
to present straight back To.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Maddie, hi, Guys, hello, Now, maddam you're a.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
BABYSITTER i, Am i've been babysitting for a long time,
now And i've never heard something so hilarious come out
of the kid's. Mouth but it's quite. Sweet at the same,
time this two year OLD i look, after He's I've
i've taken him to this injury playground and he starts
saying WHAT i think is dump, truck but as you could,
(21:07):
imagine it's coming out as dumb and then And i'm,
going oh my, gosh what are you? Saying and he
repeats it again And i'm, like oh my, GOSH i start.
Laughing and now because BECAUSE i, laugh you know now it's.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Gotten it's good, Gear. Maddie we've got t shoes curled
on thirty and WHEN i six five teast is your?
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Son, yes, yes he was two at the. Time he's twenty.
Now but we were at a family gathering at my
auntie's place and her father in law was there and
unfortunately her father in law lost her. Legs, sorry he's
standing there in his shorts one leg, crutches and my
son walks over in front of everyone as there's, hey
(21:55):
where's your? Leg we all have a bit of a.
Chuckle he's, Two but then he received to walk underneath.
Him look up his shorts and, Says, yep, nope it's not,
there and of course we all cracked, up and, yeah he.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Thought it was.
Speaker 7 (22:13):
Hilarious so we kept bringing the attention back to this
man with a missing.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Leg, yeah you can't laugh. THERE i apologize for. Laughing
sorry the look up that actually were in the other,
morning we had an interview over at my place in the.
Morning we interviewed.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Was A Lady, Gaga Chris, Pratt, Millie Bobby, brown.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
A few of, you just a few of the, names
just a few of the names and recycled through the
show recently get him on the. Podcast. Guys could have Been. Rhianna,
Yeah i'm not sure her or biber or it was
one of those. Names, anyway you And junian producer analyst
came out in the. Morning it was pretty early in the,
morning so my daughter was. Naked she kind of rolls
around in these.
Speaker 5 (22:55):
Days she's just on the bottom. Half she had A
t shirt but from.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
There after dead like that look, Anyway so so she
was sitting on the rug and THEN i don't know
what's going on at the, moment but she's got a
bit of a fascination with. It, anyway so you and
anal said By max, later.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Well, yes she offered me a. Tea she, said do
you did you to make you a cup of?
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Tea tea hospitality service at my? Place and then while
you were, talking just did the double hand as straight
in the notorious Vag. Yeah, yeah, yeah she was offering me. Tea,
yeah which you, know obviously you And analyst thought was very.
Funny well you have to, laugh it's just, yeah there's
nothing you can do there but. Laugh let's go To.
Sue we're going to.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Sew so this was your, Son, yeah you had to
laugh and.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Probably, yeah probably shouldn't, have but, yeah my husband AND
i were shopping in a Bathroom renault store On Parramatta
road AND i was off looking at basins and, tapware
AND i turned around to my husband calling my name
loudly across the display floor with my son over his
(24:03):
shoulder with his ass cheeks hanging. Out, basically he had
said that my son had been in the display toilets
in the front display window at the lights On Paramatta
road doing a poo in one of the toilets because
he was being potty, trained and he was very proud of.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Himself that's, awesome big moment Here. Woods you stole some
celebrated report From charles And diana's wedding made in nineteen seventy. Nine,
yes americatures Of charles And diana on the face of the.
(24:45):
Wine but most, importantly where did you steal the port?
Speaker 4 (24:48):
From stole it from my in laws To michelle And,
terry who may be, listening, apologies But i'm a businessman
first and, foremost and cash is. KING i then realized
will very quickly that the wine was actually, worthless unfortunately
based on an evaluation from a wine, Connoisseur and at
that MOMENT i decided to try and rip off my,
(25:11):
dad who joins us in the. Studio right, Now, Dad
i'm interested to ask.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
You as are we still?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Talking, well, well you tell, me because it's a proud tight.
Ass you, know The white laws have been typed for, many.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Many, years that's.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
True is there more dislike of me for What i've?
Speaker 10 (25:27):
Done or is there more Responct, well INITIALLY i was taken,
back but THEN i respected what you. DID i Thought
i've taught you, Well.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah thank, YOU i Appreciate and are you happy now
that you've paid one hundred dollars.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
WELL i haven't actually paid one hundred dollars, yet that's.
Interest it's only a verbal, contract wasn't.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
It, WELL i think verbal contracts are. Binding, well would
you agree that you're a.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Lawyer, yeah sorry about.
Speaker 9 (25:51):
This THE.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Corc is disintegrated a little. Bit but that's just. Flavor,
yeah that's just part of. It if you got, wine
there's only fifty years. Old if dad made a verbal
have a, Smell, steve thank, You if dad made a
verbal offer on the. Radio, yeah one hundred dollars legally.
Binding if there's, offer an acceptance in. Consideration, yeah that's exactly.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Right so you do owe me a hundred Barks, okay all,
Right well will wouldn't deceive?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Me so, no, okay accept? That, yep you know. That.
Yeah Well i'm bound by the, code the lawyer's. Code
it'll always be a good, bloke and we all know
the lawyers are great. Bloke so there's not a lot
THAT i can do about, that of.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Course BUT i did just, think LIKE i thought it'd
be a nice, moment given that you have paid one
hundred dollars for this beautiful. WINE i thought it would
be a nice moment for us all to have a
taste in the.
Speaker 10 (26:38):
Studio that's a NICE i think esally wanting me to
share the port That i've just spent one hundred dollars
with you, guys and do you pay for it or.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's that's where we, Played, dad very well. PLAYED i
would say twenty five.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Dollars twenty five twenty five, yeah, okay, OKAY i.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Think it sounds.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Reasonable i'll take it off your, tab all, right SO i,
will AND i can also have a sea BECAUSE i
ACTUALLY i am curious to try. It that means that
we're both paying twenty five bucks bucks for a, glass.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Which means you only only fifty. Bucks, okay, yeah as
long as we get to try it in the. Studio,
yeah all, right, Okay i'm going to go And i'll
pull the. Wine pull the. Wine drum, Roll, steve how
have you been going? Yourself what have you been up to? Recently?
Babysitting is?
Speaker 9 (27:24):
That?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Ryan how's that going for? You it's? Tense how's the
man ol cove? Going the man ol.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Cove has now got a cot in it lost your man. Out,
yeah it's sort of like a semi manhole.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Now semi man. Hole, yeah, wow it's in like a
semi man. Out, yeah what have you got left in?
There ah for? Me, oh here we, go big, glass
twenty five dollars for a. Glass here you go down the.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Hedge.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
CHEERS i didn't see you. Pulled this is, Sorry oh, youth.
Bastard that's someone's peed in.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
That, oh.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Disrespectful. Bastards. Respect that's. A that's. A that's. A it is.
Dead that's. A that's a cocktail of fish oil and.
Speaker 10 (28:30):
Vinegard luckily Like i've got a good long nose because
the nose when in the glass, first And i've smelt
a rat so well literally.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
You can say That instagram TikTok will and would you
better chick it? Out your old day's coming. In so
thanks for the insire. Anytime
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