The Fall of Will: The Time Optimist

• Robert Redford Film or Coachella 2025 Act
• Is a tattoo on Woody's body good luck?
• Phone Alone
• Breast Milk Explosions
• The dead fish journey may have come to an end
• Do you also hate late people?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Woodrow huge announcement in that the Coachella lineup has been released.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
That was yesterday massive.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It was big for everyone, mostly junior producer an A
So who reckons she's going to be flying over there,
so her thoughts on that very very shortly.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
But some huge names there.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
So the headliners are Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber. Probably
for you guys, Carol g as Well, who does sound
like your substitute physics teacher.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
But no, she'll be down there. She's a regaton.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Colombian performer, very very popular.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh great, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
But the other big news today was is that Robert
Redford died. That's devastating.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Two of i think the greatest movies in the last
I'm going to say fifty years is The Last Castle,
which is absolutely a standing in also with the late
James Gandalfini. If you haven't seen The Last Castle, go
and watch it. But the other one, Spy Game, Yeah,
with Brad Peter, unnecessarily targeted as a poor, very boring movie,
Spy Game is outstanding.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, I agree, I went Redford, I'm on your team.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Watch it tonight. That's a great movie.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Now, I find it really interesting that you and I
were very passionate about the Robert Redford thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't do a whole show, and
who we won't do the whole show.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
They brought Redford show didn't go down well, whereas our
producers had no idea who Robert Redford was?

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Is that right, Analyst, No, I didn't know who he was.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Has the penny dropped now?

Speaker 6 (01:29):
No? No, you just said some moves that I don't
think I've seen. And Producer Jay also hasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
No idea, never heard of him.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
But when you see his face now you've seen his
face in the news today, like, oh yeah, that guy,
that brilliant guy.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
No, I think I scrolled past, so you don't really
know what he looks like. That's exactly when we send
you an email in the morning of what to put
in what we should talk about on the show. Both
Producer Jay and I looked at that story and went, whatever, disrespectful,
what do you ripish?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Hey, So we're happy to say, Analyst, you know nothing
about Robert Redford. Do you know nothing about the Coachella lineup?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Okay, So I think.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Combining the abyss of both of your lacks of knowledge.
We could have a very fun game here, which is
is it a Robert Redford film or someone playing at Coachella?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I love it? I love Coachell. Are you very Do
you know all the people performing at coach?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
I know the main ones.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Because I know the main Robert Redford movie. So this
will be good, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
I reckon, there's going to be a beautiful little gap
yeop where you guys have got no idea. So I
was just going to give you a name, and you
have to tell me whether it is a Robert Redford
film or someone playing a coach Buzzes. Wow, I thought
you were going to play as a team, but you
can play each other.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Maybe I do names? Is buzzes that buzz I think
it more competitive better? I like you guys, can.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Doesn't work out to fifty fifty, So we're just going
to be jumping in all the time. Just go, first,
question to analyse, and then we'll go back and forth.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, first, oh yeah, first to first to three, first
and best of bestrit out of best of five, best three,
best five. Okay, here we go, and here we've got Okay, analyst, First,
I think it's just names as buzzes woods think because
fifty fifty we'll both just be jumping in. Okay, okay, okay,
I hear what you're saying, but you'll get it wrong.
But if you get it wrong, then I win. Oh yeah, sure, okay, right, okay, okay.

(03:29):
The Rapture, What he that is a that's a band Coachella.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'd like to say that it's a movie.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
What is correct? The Rapture? The Rapture? No, this one awesome?

Speaker 7 (03:44):
This is the song song.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not that song song that's Cisco.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
That was very similar.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Le okay, okay, let me see that.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
The Electric Horseman, what do you that is a band?
That is a Rob Redford movie? Yes, a point for
me when I said nothing one?

Speaker 8 (04:11):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
What he's that done by Horseman.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Nineteen seventy nine. He's a very old man.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
He died Lady nine Redford.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Okay, here, we got to keep keep moving him.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Iggy popped Coachella. Yeah, moment to go, Jella? How old?
Iggy pomp seventy nine? Blood Hell Okay, two one two
one analyst. Okay, my hand's sweaty, but I'm ready for it.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
These weeks Alms Spaghetty, I want.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
To beat you so bad, so bad, Legal Eagles analys movie.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
It's a good movie. That is a movie. How she
hasn't one? But still going one?

Speaker 8 (05:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Come back.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
First?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
All right? David Byrne? What a band movie?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
The lead singer of Talking Heads is not a movie?
He's playing at Coachella?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Absolutely what movie would be called? David Byrne? True? True? Okay,
So what what's that now? Two three two two two?
Cody turnstyle? That's what you? Or turnstyle is? Do you

(05:42):
you definitely know this? Okay? Then it's a band?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yes it is? I love that.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
What's the three.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Work guys?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Well?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
One decider, one decided, one decider okay, one decider, I
really okay?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
One decider marked? Okay, here we go. Drop shut up.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
French police.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Damn it, please be wrong, French police, please be wrong,
Please be wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
French police. Red for movie or they're playing it Coachella.
They are playing on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Wins.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
It was a great game.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
I think it might be back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Kiss. So here's the situation.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
If you've just joined us, I am very open to
getting one of your names tattooed on my body.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
So that's that's anyone in the car right now, who's
listening to this radio show. I am. I actually want
to get one of your names tattooed on my body.
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
There is a good reason why, though, So will Olympics
Paris Olympics this year?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Is that this year?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, Paras Olympics earlier this year? Okay, I got this tattoos.
I know, because we've got tattoos. Our tattoos, say twenty
twenty four, yeah, yeah, yeah, last it was like bloody
hell time, slippery gypsy. Anyway, so last year the Olympics
was on in Paris, Right, so I have tattooed on
my body, yes, Jessica Hull, Right, well, Jessica, we don't

(07:29):
have to go into the other ones that are there.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
But really, Jessicahl, I mean originally it was Shane Rose.
I've got it tattooed as well. I can't remember it
Hane Rose Gold. Yeah, twenty four. We were trying to predict.
We were trying to twenty two plus one because we
couldn't say.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Twenty twenty four because it was twenty three legal reasons
twenty three plus one is anyway, let's not go into
exactly the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I can't remember. I don't know what it says. It's
just I hate that tattoo.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
The tattoo gets very confusing.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
The one part of the tattoo that I want everyone
to know right now is that it says Jesse A
Hull on it to win a silver medal.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay, here's me talking about it. And if you are
going to watch anything, and if you are going to
watch anything.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
This weekend, then watch Jess Hull four fifteen am Sunday morning.
I have got a tattoo on my leg that says
Jess Hull gold Paris twenty three plus one.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
I am going the early crow on Jess. It is
going to be the race of the century.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I'm going to be up for a country film and myself,
let's bloody get around it.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Move now.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's silver, So she wins silver. Extraordinary effort.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'd say one of the highlights of Tokyo, I mean
Paris was her winning silver and lix Okay, last night,
Jess Hull is competing at the World Athletics Championships and
I was like, Jess Hell, that name's familiar. Oh yeah,
it's tattooed on my ankle, so naturally watch the race.
She no Australian has ever won a medal at the

(08:57):
World Championships before.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
In the fifteen hundred last night, Yeah, she came third.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Now Hawl's going to try and hold on from any boy.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's going to pay a prize bandle. Yes, she got it.
She held on.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
So I'm just starting to think since I got Jess
Hull tattooed on my body, she's won a silver medal
at the Olympics, and then she's the first Australian ever
to win a bronze medal in a fifteen hundred meter
event at the World Championships.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think that's a pretty good run.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It You only got it because she was looking like
a very good chance to win the gold medal. Sure,
it's not like it's not like you you getting the
tattoo created the luck. Like she's she's she's at the
top of her game. I'm not on her coattails, absolutely
right on yours. Sure, sure, but I think there's something
going on here. I don't think that's Well, let me

(09:50):
further prove that.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
I think you're right. I think you're right. Jess Hole's
already impressive. So I don't think I've proven anything at
this point. Yeah, what would really prove it?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Got a tattoo that we had to scratch out because
it was completely wrong, So that that theory, I feel
is dead in the water.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Sure, So the way to really prove it? Yeah, if
you're listening right now, is there any other in any
other evidence you've got it?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I want to build the evidence now, so you're not
believing me, I get it. Classic McMahon.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Here's what I want to do.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Classic anyone right now, here's what I want to do
to prove that maybe getting your name tattooed on my
body is very good luck for you. Thirteen one oh
six five is our number. Have you got something coming
up I'm going to say in the next week that
you need a little bit of luck for. So, could

(10:38):
be a job interview, Maybe you've got a mixed netball final, right,
so some sort of competition, something that you need a
little bit of luck for. Okay, if that's you, call
on thirteen one oh sixty five. I will get your
name tattooed on my body, right and then permanently.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well, that's that's how tattoo works. Some just reminding you
of the consequences of reactions. I reckon after this happens.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yeah, whatever the thing is that you've got coming up,
it's going to go bloody well for you.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
And then you'll have to admit there is evidence. I
won't admit that, but I well, come on, mate, you
have to there's no well yeah, okay, sure.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Getting someone's name tattooed on me to give them good
luck and then if they get good luck. That is
how evidence works. That's how that's science.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I don't think it's either of those things, but I
do think you could look like a big deal and
I'm all for that.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
So thirteen one and six five.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Even Einstein would be like great experiment.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
So but if they, if they, so, let's say you
write like Sean job promotion. Yeah, as you're tattooed. If
he doesn't get the job promotion, never talk about it again.
And then I've just got Sean tattooed on my body
for no reason at all. Wow, But maybe I am
a good luck chum.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
You'd have to do it with three different people. I
had it when you had it. When you do that,
it's got a salaina here, because now you.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Can you've already I was just aboud to ask that
has had to say on the on the real estate
where the tet would go was.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Going to my foot because it does this, this thing,
the whole thing. It doesn't matter where it is under
your foot, No, not under my foot, probably on the
bridge of my on the top of my foot.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Here I reckon.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Okay, and just one name, just one name. I want
to choose one because journeying to tell you, prove it
for me. Keep doing it every week until you're happy.
Let's go to Selena here we start with one though, Selena,
what have you got coming up that needs a bit
of luck?

Speaker 7 (12:35):
And not bit? I need a lot of luck. I
have got I'm going to buy a house. I'm just
waiting for the final approvals from the bank.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Okay, okay, so by when he when are you looking
to get the final approval from the bank.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
This week? And also I have given interview in one
of the jobs and I'm waiting to hear back from
them as well.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Okay, so you've got job and house on the line. Okay,
so amazing one. Thanks for calling. Absolutely, I might take
on the case that Matthew. Matthew, what do you need
some luck for?

Speaker 9 (13:14):
I'm opening my second restaurant next week. I'm aiming for Friday.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Now.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
Things have to fall in place for that to happen.
I need my fridges there on time, I need kitchen
equipment to arrive on time, or the marketing finished and
right now, that's what I'm aiming for. Whether or not
that happens is up to the gods.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Really, Well, where are you where about to your restaurant, Matthew.

Speaker 9 (13:40):
It's in the Woollongong area.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Okay, so you're if we had to like sum up
the metric into one sentence, it's just the restaurant to
open next week would be a success.

Speaker 9 (13:52):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Okay, Matthew, amazing. You can choose them based on how
successful you'll think it'll be, because that's what I think
you're doing over there.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
What do you mean I want to prove to you?
I actually want the most unlikely one so I can
prove more to you than I'm a good luck charm.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay, Well, let's go to May May May May. Hello,
Hello May Mae. What have you got coming up that
requires some luck?

Speaker 10 (14:14):
I need some big luck.

Speaker 11 (14:16):
So I'm basically a sparring. I'm a singer, songwriter, producer.
My best friend is like, my manager called Universal Music Studios.
They gave me their emails to submit the demos, and
literally last night I submitted my demos to them.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay, okay, wow, this is good. A demo to who
submitted demo to who? Universal? Okay, you've submitted a demo
to Universal.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
We've got the restaurant that wants to open next week,
and then we've got Selena who's waiting for the approval
from the bank to buy a house.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Okay, maybe what do you didn't ask may Mae what
the metric was for her success? Oh? True? What do
you want? May may You want Universal to pick you
up as a client?

Speaker 11 (15:02):
I just I just want to be in the studio
and be like a cute producer like singer.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like I don't know, Yeah, that's nice, but we need
like more of a definity of like do you need
the call from Universal to be like you're on board?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Or does your song need to be in the ARIA
charts or what's the goal?

Speaker 11 (15:18):
Goal is just small artists, I want something. I want
a flexible contract. I don't want to be, you know,
stuck in one of those like ten five year contracts.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
You just want to contact, you want Universal for you
a contract. I want to go.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
I want to go into Island Records.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I'm not sure that is, but that sounds that.

Speaker 11 (15:35):
That sounds it's a little branch under Universal.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Oh gotcha? Okay, so you want to contract with them? Okay,
contract Universal Music.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
So I apologize if I missed it before, But what's
your style of music?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Pop? R and B?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Nice? What's the song? What's the song? What's your single? Oh?

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Pretty depressing one at the moment, like mental health related.
But my I grew up listening to Ariana, so my.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
Voice is like a.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Great person to be trying to follow Ariana Grande. Okay, Well,
which one out of a three of them will? Which
one do you think which one's going to prove to
you most that I'm a good luck charm?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
The contract with Universal the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Or Selena getting the house?

Speaker 5 (16:23):
So the thing the thing about the restaurant is that
we think about the restaurant and Selena is there's a
bit more of a timeline, so we'll know, well, no,
potentially well with Matthew will know by next.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Week all the timeline.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But I also feel like there's not necessarily luck there,
Like there's not too much luck involved.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
There's also a restaurant. Yeah, I feel like may Mae
and Matthew is a bit of you know, they've worked
hard for it. They can probably do certain things to
get themselves closer to it, huh, Selena, I think I
think so just the bank approving well, yeah, who knows.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I just imagine the bank being a thousand monkeys behind
typewriters these days, and they're just you know, well, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
And I think I think there's there's something to celebrate
with Selena as well, Like, you know, is it Selena?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is it your first house? Selena?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Is it your first house?

Speaker 7 (17:11):
The second house? So that's why I'm having a problem
with the loan.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
So m.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Absolutely absolute portfolio over there. Selena.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I like it, And so Selena, you're hoping to hear
by the end of the week, but maybe maybe we'll
give it until the start of next week, because you know,
the bank, they can drag their feet a little bit.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
I have already dragged them like three times, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
But yeah, look, I like it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I just want to speak to Selena if she's willing
to get Selena, would you let your name tattooed on Woody.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
I don't mind if that means that I'll get a
house and a job. On mind it does.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
I'm telling you, Selena, one hundred percent, if your name
is on my body, you'll get approved.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I'm a good luck chump. And then we go, Selena,
we can try that.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Selena, your name is going to be my body and
that means you're about to get your second terme my friend?

Speaker 8 (18:08):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (18:09):
Is it my last name and first name both.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Alone?

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. Give us
a call, convince us you're in the car with somebody else.
We decide is somebody actually there or you just put
it on a voice. And this is a very special
edition of phone Alone because if you've just joined us,
we've played some audio on this show before as an
example of phone Alone of someone that was so bad

(18:44):
at it. The voice was so bad that was just
obvious they were alone in the car. I'm going to
play that audio again, James.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Who are you in the car with?

Speaker 8 (18:52):
Just hear my father?

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Okay, okay, watch your dad called Jimmy, Carl Carl, Chuck
carl On please hello, calis I mean you have barely.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Lazy upon rehearing that. There's a couple of things to note.
The first thing he says is we go check you
down on James, and he goes, oh, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Carl? So he does question his own father's names.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Strike one, surely a red mark that the when he
says dad, the yeah from his dad sounds very good. Well,
for all those phone alone physicians, maybe we should start
killing ourselves. That's what it's all about, just analyzing and
dissecting the audio like doctors.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
This bit, I feel like James was there with his dad.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
That's where I'm at. Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
So the great news is because we never actually found
out from James. We thought it was such an obvious
you're alone that we just kind of moved on. James
is back, which is really exciting. Hello James, Hello, Hello, Okay, James,
are you in the car currently with your dad?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Carl? I am actually I am here.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
We go.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Okay, what a coincidence that you're in the car with
your dad again?

Speaker 8 (20:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Work, Yeah, you finished work, great work together. Awesome? Can
you can you pass the phone onto carl place?

Speaker 11 (20:24):
All right, no problem here then, hello Carl speaking.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
God, I Carl, what are you and your son? James do. Hey, mate,
So I worked.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
For in New Zealand based in Sydney and I just
picked him up from just a train station.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm so sorry for bringing this back up. I'm sorry.
It's obviously obviously James won on the voice.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
What do you means go back to James?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, Carl, have you got James? Is James there?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Now?

Speaker 11 (20:57):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Here you go?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Hello? Oh hang on, I told you so. So you
worked for Any Zealand as well? James, No, no, no, no,
I'm a UNI. So you just picked your dad up
from work?

Speaker 12 (21:12):
Say yeah, yeah, no, my dad picking up from the
train station.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Okay, yeah, I want to hear from Carl one more time.
I want to hear from dad car one more time.
Throw back on the phone. Hello, whoa, what's the naughtiest
thing that James did as a young boy? Oh mate,
he is to he's to steal lollies from the show.

(21:39):
Sorry it's James, James. Let us know. You buy yourself
in the car. Nah yeah, I am by myself. Thanks
for coming back. No good on your having a crack again, mate,
James send you. Can you hear all the make as

(22:00):
we love you? Thanks for coming on the show.

Speaker 7 (22:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Other man, thank you. I called him.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
I called him by the way when he went the
toilet before during the song. Yeah, and he was like, no, mate,
that's just me putting on a voice. But then he
said to me, I've got range. I could go higher.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Has no one had a breast milk explosion? Apparently not
thirteen one six five.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
If you have, if you if you missed the question
about five minutes ago, have you had a breast milk explosion?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Now?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
The reason I'm talking about it is because there is
this huge news story today about an Australian doctor, doctor
Release Turner, who got I pretty angry about the treatment
that you received in an airline lounge.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I've got a TikTok here. How was it this?

Speaker 7 (22:56):
So this is pretty unbelievable, and I'm furious right now.

Speaker 13 (22:59):
But I've been to that I can't sit here in
the Virgin Lounge as a paying business class ticket holder
to express breastmelk that sits under my shirt because this
is a private business lounge and we don't do that here.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Now, I don't necessarily want to get into the debate
about whether you should be able to breatfeed, because I
just think it is.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Going to do it. It's awful. It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
It's such an obvious you can breast yeah, and so
apparently the particular wild Oh sure we'll have you.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You know, you know, carry and raise and wean our babies.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
But nah, you can't feed them right, and you can't
be part of society while you're.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Going to do it, and so the other thing. So
I think the particular it's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
The particular airline said, apparently the reason they asked her
to go to the bathroom is because there were some
people who were uncomfortable about the fact that she was
breastfeeding or breast pumping in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
If you're uncomfortable, you leave. And she's so obvious.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
And do you mean to tell me a lot of
the haughty, taughty men who are in an airline business
lounge if you're so afraid of breasts, and maybe stop
frequenting the toppies all.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Like a breast is offensive when you want it to be.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's something that you want to look at and pay
out with a night with the boys. It's so true.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Now, the reason though, that I asked for breast milk
explosions though, is because the other side of this is,
so she's pumping before a flight, right right.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
If you don't pump, then you can get.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
A breast milk explosion, which is something that I've experienced
with my wife Mim. So if you are away from
the baby and for a number of hours and then
you like, the milk keeps filling up. And so if
these people that are so offended by her doing that,
if she then goes on to a flight with the
unpumped boobs, explosions can happen and they're off a wild story.

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I mean Grant Danya was on the show recently, and
I mean Grant Danya told the story about when his
wife Chezy was on the flight unpumped.

Speaker 10 (24:56):
You know, when you've got a packet of chips, right,
and then you go up into a plane, that packet
of chip expanse because of the air presser, yes, which
Jessie was needing to breastfeed. So she lifts the bra
up and the pressure in her boobs was so enormous
she shot milk.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Out like like a bullet, like a super.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
Soaker that hit the bloat's head that was in front
of us.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
This bull died.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
He had like his breath milk running down the back
of his head like a like a white fountain.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Okay, so we got clear here now. In thirty one
sixty five, Claire, you had an explosion at the gym.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Yes, it was a it was a funny situation then.
So just this afternoon, I was getting back in the
car and heard the discussion you guys were having and
I thought, oh my god, this has literally just happened
to me at the gym.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Tell us about it. What happened?

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Well, yeah, I don't know if it's the tight sports
bra or you know, the movement that you're doing, but
sometimes it just comes out and you can't stop it.
It's it's like trying to stop a sneeze, honestly, fall
on Yeah, yeah, you kind of get the feeling and
you're like, oh, no, it's happening. It's happening.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Were you doing an exercise where it was beneficial, clear,
like you know, on the bottom of a push.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Up or something like that.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
I was stretching actually, so maybe it was the relaxation
of the stretching.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
There you go, Because the power of of of the
breast milk shot is It's always way better, always stronger
than I think. Like I remember I was pumping with
min in the sorry breast pumping with men, Sorry about that.
We were breast pumping in a bathroom at a wedding,
and so she was she was pumping straight into the

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toilet because she was like, we actually forgot the utens whatever.
And then and then I had had a couple of
drinks and I was like, drinking, you could hit that
back wall there, she goys, let's give it a go.
Five meters shot a wall. Unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Stuff's got amber here amber, breast milk explosions. That's happened
to you.

Speaker 12 (26:54):
Yes, no, it didn't actually happen to me. But my
baby caused it.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, we were.

Speaker 12 (26:59):
There was three the theater group that had had babies
three months apart, and I took my baby to theater
group for a full dress rehearsal, and my baby started crying,
which caused one of the girls on stage, who was
in a full dress looking beautiful, for her breath to
leak everywhere.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I thought it was only your baby that could.

Speaker 12 (27:19):
Do that, but it was no, it was any baby. Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Extrawdinary that is that is beauty. Do they make it
part of the scene and but did they do the improvm.

Speaker 12 (27:28):
But she was she was very unly pressed.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
You can't do much about that though, like it's your
baby crying. Really it's a beautiful thing. It's Beautifullagine if
the baby knew though an hour.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
That you'd wield and if her mum was the backup.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
And I've got you you, I'm got a twenty five
centimeter of frozen.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Fish, bloody, bloody oath will you've joined us at a
great time Australia and gee whiz if we had a
journey last week, I think both of us had the
thought that this studio would just have so much more
X factor and panash if we had a taxidermied animal
on the wall.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
We heard from you guys.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
We heard about a twenty five centimeter goldfish. It was
frozen in a freezer and we were like, let's taxiderm
that for sure only issue.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
It was into state right, so we needed to get
it here. But by word, did we.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Really need someone who's going to be driving from Sydney
to Melbourne?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Katrina? Am I right in saying that you are driving
from Sydney to Melbourne? Tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
Yeah we can.

Speaker 10 (28:37):
I've been listening and I was so excited.

Speaker 8 (28:40):
I've got my son in the car and he loves
He always thinks of Willa Woody.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Jingle Katrina and her son Cohen bring me the fish
looks like it's in a lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
Guy.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
He's smaller than I thought.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
He's smaller than thought he would really cute.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Turns out there are a lot more taxidermists in Sydney
than their own Melbourne. They've gone a two year weight
so you might need to take her back with you
tonight in my house.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah, it's fine, I can do that. I cannot believe
two year waiting period.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Well I can.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I think they've done a bit of work on this.
The producer, Yeah, no doubt, no doubt, just in the
wrong areas.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
So that's what we're up to. So look, here's the
deal Australia. I just think, with the power of the radio,
will if we bring you back that serious music, if
we find a taxidermist right now, yes, we get the
job done.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
And I've been saying this all week.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
By Friday, this radio studio has the X factor that
it is so in desperate need of we get fishy
up on that wall.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Baby, more fisher, more fisher. Yeah, that's exactly, we get
more fisher on the wall. Okay, I'm keen on that.
Australia's keen on that. Well, no, they're not. I think
we've discovered that over the last couple of weeks. We
don't know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Well we do.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
We've tried three times to get people to call up
if you would taxiderm the fish.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
No, no, we've never. We've never. We've never asked pe
book and your taxi germist. She is not true.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
We've asked people twice if they were a taxidermalist. No, no,
as twice they can transport it into state. We've spoken
to to taxidermists. We've spoken to I disagree. You listen
to the podcast, mate, You listen to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I listened to every podcast and I've gone through it, mate,
Only I didn't ask for taxidermists.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Have Joe do for taxidermists? I think, like twice, you
guys are all listening to the wrong show. I don't
know what listening to. No, I know that I know
that we've reached out to a lot of taxidermists. Okay,
is my job as your friend. So I can't open
the phone lines now for a taxidermists for a third time,
we go for it. One who six five.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
If you're a taxidermist and you can get this done
in a week, cool now okay, right, continue happy, Yeah,
I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Okay, wait till the phone line they I'll pay, I'll
pay good money. Don't block the phone lines. They've blogged
them again. Okay, okay. So I think one of the

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reasons that they are not against you. I'm feeling that
from everyone. One. I'm keen on it, mane, I'm keen
on it. You know, I'm keen. So what's this? What's
going on?

Speaker 3 (31:17):
So the woman who gave us the fish, Ella Ella?
So remember she lived, she lives in Sydney. The fish
has sentimental.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Value to her. Oh my god, these people are going
tax up going Yeah. Ella.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Ella's been following along. She has been listening to the show.
She saw you get the Fish out yesterday. Where is
the fish now, by the way, in the freezer? Here
it were in the work freezer. Okay, I forgot to
take it home last night. Okay, that's on me.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, Ella would like to I was next to the
party pis. Is it? We won't be having them at Christmas?
All right? That's still good? Ella?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah, Ella would like I think Ella would.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Like to speak to you. Okay, Ella, what's going on? Hi, buddy,
tell you I'm good. I'm good. I just say you know,
Fish is in good hands.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
We're well on our way to getting him texted.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
But what what's on your mind?

Speaker 7 (32:13):
What's on my mind is.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
If we don't find a taxidermist, I really would like
my dear little fish back so I can bear him
in the gardens. Right, That's that's it, Like all for
fun and games, But the little guy's been with me
for a very very very long time, and I just
I just need to know that he's not going to

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be stuck in a fridge with fish.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Fingers or absolutely the party pies. But I know it
was in your freezer for two weeks, so you know, Glass.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
There's nothing else in my freezer.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
That's she brought another fraser just for him.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Oh that's that's that is weird. Okay, Sorry, Ella, I
do want to respect Fish, obviously. I really appree covering
on the show.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
I do.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
I know it's a delicate area and situation, so Okay,
So just to understand, if you're home and we've lost
the body.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
And we haven't lost the body though, we haven't lost
the body, We've just put the body in the freezer.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Ella, So sorry if I'm hearing.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
This right though, if we don't organize a taxidermist right now,
we just need to send the fish back to you.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
Yeah, but right now is not like immediately like give
it a good shot.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
If you can get it done.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, Ella, No, no, we've tried.

Speaker 9 (33:31):
Ella.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Look it sounds like I think I need to do
this my own personal life, because no.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
One listen, you did solicit for a taxidermist before, Yes
you did, Yes, you said, call us if you're a text.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Three people on the phone line, is any of them
a tax ermos? Not one? And what apish looking for
the country? Yeah? What are the people called for? Because
people have called, they've called.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
They are suggesting that you put the fish in a
resin tank so that it looks alive, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
What are your thoughts on that? Ella?

Speaker 9 (34:07):
We could do that.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
So if I put the fish into a resin like
a jelly, so the fish goes in like a jelly,
I guess I mean, yeah, I don't. I haven't investigated
that yet.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
It won't be able to go and Gel, that's for sure,
because he'll just rock. But like I do with the
But I just just respect him because he was pretty
cool and I really loved him.

Speaker 11 (34:33):
Lovely.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'd like him that.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah, I have to go Ellen and you.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, we really be careful, hiause think his tail might
have no, no, no, he sounds absolutely fine.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
So we'll we'll look into the resin situation.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Ela.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
You've got my word, though. If it's not if it's
not going to work, I will send the fish back, okay.
And it sounds like I'll do that in my own
personal time because no one wants is on there anymore,
which is totally fine.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Thanks you call, El. I don't worry. We'll look after
your little guy. Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
See, Ella, you need to start looking into sticky taping
fish tails.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Hey, right up next to the Coachella line up.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Absolutely fine, clean came Up's totally fine. No, it didn't.
It was like a lizard, you know, when they grow
them back. That's what happened. That was mayor it was
there was the air travel.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
All right, it's talk about the Coachella line up, right,
up next, which is very exciting.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
How do I get resin give us a call? If
you think that all late people are dickheads?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
That has essentially the.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
The topic in our latest podcast woulds A brand new
episode of.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Will get to that out today.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So if you got to get out of the car
and you want more of us than just search with
them wherever you get your podcasts, We'll get to that
is what the POD's called.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't think give too much away, but I don't
think we landed there.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Well, I think we we We certainly flirted with it.
The topic this week was what's your relationship with time?
And I'm a late person and you're not. I'm quite
the opposite.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I'm far too on time, always early, too early, yes,
and I'm always late yes.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
So I mean, on the one hand, yes, please call
thirteen one and sixty five if.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
You think that all late people are morally reprehensible, you know,
if they all should just be thrown in the bin,
and they're all ignorant of other people's times and they're selfish,
et cetera. Or I would also really like to hear
from some other late people or time illiterate people, as
I like to call.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Them because I'm one of them.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Like I have a very very poor relationship with time.
And you can hear this on the podcast, but I.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Right now, I do just want to explain a little
bit about that.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
If you could, just for people who I mean, lots
of people who are listening right now. I hate late people,
and I get it. I hate myself when I'm late.
I want to say that like I do. It's not
a nice relationship I have with time. It's frustrating. It
is very frustrating for me, and I realize that impacts
other people. But for some reason, when I look at
the clock and I look at how much time I

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have to go, it's a little bit like when you're
driving your car at a pigeon on a road and
the bird looks at the car and then looks at
the curb and then thinks to itself, I reckon, I
could I reckon?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I could make that and on foot, you.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Know what, you get within centimeters of the bird before
it actually takes off.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
That's a little bit like me with time.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I get within five minutes of the time I meant
to be at a place, and I look at the
clock and go, oh, I should probably leave now whereas.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I can even probably leave now, you go like, I'll
probably jump in the shower now, get ready, then get dressed,
and then I'll do some vacuuming, and then I reckon
I can.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Still get there within the for minute, and then all
of a sudden, you're very late, Whereas like, rationally, if
you had spoken to me beforehand about that, like and
you know, before I'm in the pressure of time, I
could tell you, oh, it's going to take me half
an hour to get there, so I should probably leave
half an hour early.

Speaker 8 (37:52):
But then.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
And again, we discussed this more in the pod. If
you want to go and listen to we'll get we'll
get to that, and you I are interested about this.
I think what happens is subconsciously, not only am I
time optimists. So I look at the clock and go, like,
I think there's irrationally more time than there is than
there is. I think time delusion might be more time insanity,

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whatever you want to call.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
On a subconscious level, I think it gets at this thing,
which is I think people who are very punctual are
very afraid of what other people think about them. Yeah,
afraid of letting people down.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
As somebody who is really late. I am very afraid
of what I think about myself. Yeah, because the thing
that I am doing at the time before I leave,
if I don't finish that thing.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I will feel awful about myself.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, there's a real level people listening to the show
for you know, I, you know, I play the violins.
I've got a real issue with self judgment. I'm sure
a lot of people listening to as well.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
But if I'm doing, if I'm in the middle of
something and I realize that if I don't finish that
thing then and I have to go somewhere and I
leave that thing, I'll really judge myself for not having
done that task. So my fear, hence, my fear of
myself overrides.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
How I it might my fear of how other people
will think about me when I get like, when I
get there, it's don't get me wrong, it's not pleasant
for me. I get there and go like, oh goat,
you guys all love me at the moment, it's awful.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
It's jocking.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
You're rushed, you see. It's really like I try, really,
I do try really hard with it.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Sometimes you know, and like that that you've improved, you
have improved. How can you've improved?

Speaker 3 (39:32):
That is big for me because I have I really try,
but it's not there's no lack of effort. Like I
had to Sam and I had to go to a
birthcan today. Sam walked into the shower and was like,
I was in the shower, I'm brushing my teeth. And
she told me before we left, we're leaving at twenty two.
I got in the shower at twenty three minutes too.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh that rageous? Is that I didn't even think I should.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I didn't even Isn't that just mad?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
And she walked in and goes, will Well, I'm walking
out of his house in thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, And I was like, yeah, shit, And now I've
annoyed her. But I don't know what I was doing beforehand.
I was in the vortex to get it done anyway. Look,
I aim to get to places an hour before I
have to be there.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
So I'm not good with For the fun thing about like,
I'm not good with time, I'm always early, but if
I miss it by forty five minutes, I'm still fifteen
minutes early.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah. I don't want to live in that world.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
So look, if you're enjoying this chat.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
The latest episode of Will and Woodies will get to
that is about time and our relationships with time.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
But I want to take some calls on this up
next thirteen one O six five. Are all late people dickheads?
Or if you are a late person? Please please?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Can I get that?

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Can I just say though, if you have a late
person in your life, because I do my boy over there,
you just like it's not a good way to live
to just always be getting angry at them, Like, just
know that there might be late, probably late, right, and
so I know that whenever we're going to meet somewhere,
I've got something I need to do when I get
to the cafe. Yeah, it's when you're late. I'm like, amazing,
I've got half an hour to do this thing. Advice versa, Like,

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I know you're always going to be early somewhere. Yeah,
so I take the piece, No.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
For half an hour and I can make the way
for a full hour.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
You've more time doing whatever he's doing there, Nicole Nicole.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 13 (41:23):
Late people absolutely sucks, but like your time more valuable
than everyone else.

Speaker 12 (41:27):
I hear this, I hear this.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Are you going to be the parent that's like to
all your kids.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
I will be.

Speaker 12 (41:36):
You are not time to work every day?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, I know, he's always you.

Speaker 7 (41:43):
You can do it.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I'm tell you I'm not late. I am late to work.
I'm late to everything. That's That's kind of what I'm
trying to say.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
And yes, I am the late pep. My daughter actually
says to me, now, Daddy, you always take too long.
She said that to me the other day. So yes,
I will be, Nicole. I will be.

Speaker 7 (41:59):
I mean I personally, I just I just stopped being
friends with people.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
It's fair enough to get a beer with you, Nicole.
I was stinging for it, but we'll have to pass.
I might have to cut him, Nicole. I'll cut him
as well. Can I Can I just say sorry?

Speaker 8 (42:16):
Like I do?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
I do find like.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I'm going to be Nicole back Nicole, Nicole. No, it's fine,
She's I don't care like I understand, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
So you know, there are like lots of other things
that you forgive people for or maybe you don't. I
don't know.

Speaker 11 (42:36):
You lateness to me is just the height of rude,
an agreement. Why do your word not mean anything?

Speaker 8 (42:45):
And really a part of successful adults.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
And he's saying I have to be someone I committed
to it.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
I'm not going to start that thing.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fair enough.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
Because I'm not three years old.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, you are a three years It's good. It's all good.
I'm going to keep your number. Whenever I have an
argument with will give her a prize. Nicole. You get
it down to where can you go? You can eat
one hundred bucks, rest enjoy, eat your chicken with joy
and pride. It was very good.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
It was very good, Monique. I mean you heard Nicole
that you're a late person.

Speaker 9 (43:25):
Yep.

Speaker 8 (43:25):
I'm always late, like sometimes ten minutes, sometimes like an hour.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay. Is it defendable, Monique?

Speaker 12 (43:33):
Yes, depends on what I like, what it's for.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Okay, So why so why is it defendable? Talk to me, like,
you know, like.

Speaker 7 (43:39):
If it's like something like Uni class whatever, it can
be late.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
If it's a party, you can be late, because like we.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Were just saying that fashionably fashionably to a party is
actually great, so great.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
I'm socially very late all the time. Yeah, it does
flip that way.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
So do you have time time?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I'm calling it time optimism, Monique, Like, do you have
like i I'm unrealistic.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
And when I look at the clock about how much
time I actually have to do things.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yes, I think I can get ready in like I
don't know, ten minutes, but it always takes me like
two hours.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
You've missed it a bit there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
But that's the thing I mean, Like junior producer analyst
is the same. I think she's actually dealing with Nicole
out there, which is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Did you tell her you're a late person?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Av?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Did you let her know?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I did, but I got a bit nervous. Why so,
why are you a late person? Analyse what happens at
home for you.

Speaker 6 (44:32):
To I'm also a time optimist, Like I went for
a five k run the other day and I told
my friend I'd be done in ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I'm not like Usain Bolts or anything that is mad.
It is mad.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
It is mad, like it's mad like you do. You're
not and you're not dealing with your rational mind. You're
dealing with something that is deeply embedded in you that
you you you cannot get like a hold on a
lot of times I look at the clock and go,
oh my god, I've overshot that by forty five minutes.
It's yeah, like, I know how long forty five minutes is.
I understand that rationally, But then if you put me

(45:05):
in a bit where I'm rushing and I've got things
to do, I can't do the maths.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Are you the same analyst?

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Absolutely? Like I just can't. My brain can't comprehend it.
Like the five k rum actually took me thirty five minutes.
It didn't even include the shower I needed afterwards.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Hey, Kelsey's called on thirteen one and six five.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I love this, Kelsey. Nicole's killing you.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Nicole is killing me. We can't bloody help it, guys.
Just this morning, I'll put my water bottle in. I
put my water bottle in my handbag with the lid
undone completely saturated. My handbag had to use too mini handbags,
so and then I lost sight of my cat. I
had to make sure he was inside. We can't bloody help.

Speaker 7 (45:42):
But there's no one.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Oh, people who aren't late just don't understand that.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
It's not.

Speaker 12 (45:47):
Purpose.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It's an effliciate Thank you so much, kel I didn't
get a chance to say this to Nicole because she
said she didn't want to have a beer with me.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
But I do feel like we do forgive people nearly everything.
If you're friends with we've all got for we've all
got you're right.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
But then as soon as you're late, there's this like
old school thing that's like that's the height of rudeness.
And they use this this method of you think your
time is more important than mine that implies that you're
consciously choosing your time, which I don't think like people do.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Is that right, Kelsey? Are you know?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's exactly That's exactly why I had to call, because
anytime I'm late, it is not on purpose. It is
just the world works in mysterious ways and it wants
to make me late.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
So so, Kelsey, the only the only point against that,
the only point against that, and this is again it's
saying that I've adopted. Is I'm also the guy where
the water bottle explodes in the bag, etcetera. Everything that
can go wrong will go wrong with right, like the
tire pops, et cetera. So every time I have to
be so, I aim for an hour early, and then

(46:50):
it's right.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
You still, Jesus Christ, if you want to continue this debate,
then please head along to Will and Wuddy.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
We'll get to that. Just search will get to that.
Wherever you get your podcasts, I'll go to our socials.
You can see a link there and now, Yeah, a
brand new episode on what is your Relationships?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Subscribed. It's really unny.