November 26, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M. Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pauline Hansen.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Anything.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
So she's the One Nation leader politician. I think everyone
knows who she is. If you don't and you just
want a little snip of her. Here she is on
a fishing boat catching a fish.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This is he This is a big one.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is for the girls, this one male dominated boat.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But here we go, right, oh, it's coming up now.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Long workfas muscles.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
For the girls. This is for the girls. Long workfas muscles.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And she did work those muscles will because so I
didn't know this was the thing. But she is currently
trying to seduce Barnaby Joyce into moving over to the
One Nation party, right. She wants him to join her party.
And in the ultimate move of seduction, she invited Barnaby
(01:08):
over to her office and she cooked him up a
wag you steak.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
On a sandwich press. Yes, I saw this, saw this.
That's sloppy for mine.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
If you're trying to seduce someone, I reckon using the
sandwich press to cook the wage.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It look like it's all she had to be honest,
I mean, for me, there's points for resourcefulness.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Sure, sure, sure, So she cooks the wag you steak
on the sandwich press.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She has a glass of wine there and then.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
A bit of a massive thing of sax Assault in
the middle of the table, just to finish production to
a glass massive sax Assault in the middle there. Now, look,
I looked at this and I get it. Resourcefulness, Yeah, resourceful.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'll give her that. She she's in a cabin in Canberra.
I mean what she got.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, No one's got a barbecue in their office. Yeah,
so yeah, I'll give her that. But I don't think
this is the most seductive meal you can make someone.
I think people can do better. Thirteen one oh six
five is the number?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
What meal do you serve to seduce?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just love at the end of this, anyone who
listens to this show knows that I'm just a shocking cook.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm getting a bit better at handling a barbecue, but
I think no, I am burnt yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The other day I came in, I did a big blister.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
On my finger and I popped it. Anyway, I would
love to learn here, like what is the best meal to.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Cook house on fire with a barbecue? Recently as well?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Not me, friend of mine, but I there'd be an
argument there to say I was responsible.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Say you keep saying you're getting better at handing the
barbecue you've been burning nearly lit the house on fire.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you can say that sounds getting better, not perfect.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So what I want on the end of this though,
is I'd love just tell me what the best meal
to make.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It is to seduce.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So what meal would seduce you or what meal have
you made in the past to seduce?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then I would love.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
To try and make that meal for my wife and
see how it goes. Oh wow, okay, love to test.
You're genuinely going to try this out. Okay, Five, what
is the best meal to seduce?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
If you're trying to seduce? What do you serve normally?
Like a meal is the anti the anti sex.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not saying sex.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I'm saying seduce in a romantic way on a sexual level, Okay,
a deeper connection.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, Well, normally seduce means get in their pants. But
so you're saying, yeah, absolutely, so it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Leads that way, then that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But what I'm saying like, often if you make a
great meal, you're like, oh, I don't really feel like
that now, So I mean the meal for afterwards. But
if you're saying to prove that you know, you're a
worldly romantic, you know, you know what I mean, then
that's different. Now you're trying to like I'm serving to
seduce you, trying to seal the deal on the night,
then I would save the meal till afterwards, maybe just
(04:04):
mention it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But if you mention it, you know, if you go, hey,
start paring it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, why don't we have a glass of wine In
the meantime, I'm going to get these lamb lambshanks going, so.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I could have or I could have like t tail
on the shoulder, just shelling prawn's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, it on track. Not prawns might smell
like fish.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Let's go to Susie here, Susie interested to hear the
female perspective. Here, what are you serving to seduce?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Susie?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Oh are you boys? I'm just going to put a
nice pizza, a glass of wine, and a big big
box of stacks of salts on the table.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Azza. We were actually talking about pizza during the song. Susie.
Actually it might be nice because do you do you
make the pizza together?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Do you do you do you need the dough a
bit like you've seen in that.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Absolutely, Yeah, we've got to make the pizza together and
top it up with however little or however much.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She watched there you go, Susie, and then to.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Get the big sex assault.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Let's get in there, Susie together.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I do. I love the togetherness of the making the pizza.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think there's a bit if you can have a
little bit of showmanship with your meal.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think that's definitely the bit new camaraderie. So mine was.
I used to make a risotto. What's the camaraderie there?
There's no camaraderie, but there's a bit of it. But
they get out of the kitchen. I don't trust come
near with risotto.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You've got to keep adding like like fluid to it
and stirring it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And you can bring them the wooden spoon and taste that.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, I wouldn't do that, but like you know, they
you know, have a seat at the bar, have a
glass of wine and just work and you're talking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's gonnaice to have something to do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, your seasoning as you go, and I think it
just looks a bit you know, you've got.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Something going on. Yeah, you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Easy there's pressure. Though, there's pressure. You wouldn't handle that.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I always my my is in the past, just too sloppy.
Let's go to Sarah here, Sarah, what meal do you
serve to seduce?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You could be the worst cook I've ever met.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
It covered anything too heavy obviously, right, was seducing weir so?
King fish? Yeah, c V yes, a little bit to
Stas on the side, a little avro you want to
know him like some oysters on the side there too,
white wine.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If you're cutting kingfish with an incredibly sharp knife, that's
gotta be happening.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Knife absolutely Japanese knife.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yummy. What do you got? Sorry? What are you garnishing
your vice with.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
No garnish? Usually like mix?
Speaker 10 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Like some coriander in there, some onion really finely dies
like cooking in the lime before.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Let me know this is too much, Just give me
a and I once saw a sex in the City
episode with Samantha. I believe she laid the laid the
sushiol over her body.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Where does that?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Yeah too right?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah ruins ben here two different things here though, Samantha
is doing sushi on everybody seriously A yeah, As I said,
there's no garnish, because there's no garnish with sushi, just
needs soy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Sauces by itself. But yeah, why can't I put.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Sech lime coconut that on my body? Though it's a
bit sloppy because this is a cword by the thing
that it's in. So it's in something acidic and then
that kind of cures the fish.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Do you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I do. I don't think you do. I get it now,
I don't get it before.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't think any fit of someone's body is necessarily
Have you done that before?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You would have done it before? Your sick boy Ben's
called Ben, Benny? What do you Yeah? That was stopping
of your stop, stop and stop. It was a specialty.
What are you serving? Seduce? Betty boy?
Speaker 11 (07:54):
I always love the show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Thanks be mate.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
I'm telling out and proof is in the pudding here.
I'm married with three kids. Now potato noki, now hear
me out. Everyone loves a bit of Italian. Yes, a
nice glass of red. If you've ever made it, you've
got to need it. Similar to Doe, and I'm telling
you it is nineties ghost movie, the pottery.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Scene, nineties movies reference.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're really hitting to our forehand there.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, you guys, have we got the Righteous Brothers to
play in the background.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think it's probably necessary.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So Ben a very high degree of difficulty on the
nookie though, No.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
I'm telling it you can. It's just a bit of
mash some eggs. It's very very simple even what.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You can get it done, mate, I'm up for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, Ben, have each of your kids been conceived after
a plate of nki with your beautiful wife?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 11 (08:54):
Well, she's currently giving me a funny look, so I
can need a confirm or that I on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We get it. So you're going to give this a go, blood.
I love that. So you're going to try and hand
making yoki?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, and then pan fry it and cook it for
men with that with the Righteous Brothers in the background.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Lane, Yeah, it could be a third child on the way. Wow. Okay,
good luck, thank you. So when when we find out
when are you're doing that? I don't know. I haven't
made any plans. Okay, Well we'd like to know. Oh right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
No, I'll be busy tonight to be honest with you.
At the moment's bit for long with the new baby.
Can you have pat on yoki for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Where's the worst place for someone to start chatting to you?
We're going to take those calls that go an archie
footwear voucher because woods, I, this happened to me the
other day and I didn't expect it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You didn't expect it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Found a new one because I've got lots of places
right like people chatting to me.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's most places for the world.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Well, in general, I think I only like to chat
when like at a social event where it's like we're
coming here to know you're going to be engaged, Ryan, Yeah,
all chat outside of that. It's just like I wasn't prepared.
I've got I've got places to be and things to do. Yeah,
and so gets there's an unwritten rule of just don't talk.
Don't talk to me, like when you're an adult, do
(10:15):
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Just when you when you're buy yourself, it's like just respect, Yeah,
just spect the alone.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Time time just becomes chosen to be by myself here, yeah,
my only male two kids at home time on the day.
The walk from my front gate to my front door
is like that's that's me time.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
For the day. If my neighbor starts.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Talking, yeah, yeah, Mike and Mandy beautiful people. But I
so I've been taking a lot of parents who can
relate to this. I have been taking my daughter to
SIM classes for three and a half years.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I've been in the water with her.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, and then this Monday, little Maxie got the signal
that she was leveling up, so she gets to go
in the water by herself.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Scary, scary, No, No, she's bactally huge. Max. If you listen,
you're ready for it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
At the end of the day, it's just water. You
know how to do it now, blow bubbles.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're a shark. Max.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So so anyway, so I took it to the pool
and I realized Sam to this to me on the way.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's like, hey, you know, you know you're.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Just going to get like half an hour to just
chill out because you're handed to the instructor.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Just a pool cafe, go and get a coffee. Well,
watch your watch your child. You gotta watch your child.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Is an instructor doing that. It's like saying, take your
kids the daycare and watch them from the fence.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But they're not in, not in, they're not in water
life threatening water, so you know you got to watch them.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But anyway, I thought the instructor would do that. But anyway, sorry,
well they do. But yeah, so you're just ready to
go with your bidos on on the side. I actually.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Sorry, life guard, surf life saving lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I've got my bronze, so if I can take you
to the pool.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
There's a little bit of calisthetics going on in the background,
but it's a nice fell set up, right, So you've
got the old ladies doing their exercise in the background.
And I sat down there and I was like, great
little bit of time to myself and I'm going to
say twenty seconds in.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
The guy next to me, No, just leans in and
goes which one is yours? And I was like, oh,
little girl there. He wants to chat. And he was like,
how long has she been doing it for?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nah, and you're stuck. He knows you've got no.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I gave him one more one word answer, which was
this is the first lesson, and then put it down
and he look.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
At your phone or something and he guys, you guys
live around here.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
No, obviously, mate, while we come to this pool, if
we didn't leave, it's the dumbest question in the world.
So people say that daycare as well live around here. Nah, no,
we live an hour away. We d we drive an
hour every day just because we light the daycare here.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You more. Let's go to Jackson on thirty one six
five Jackson. What's the worst place for someone to start
chatting to you?
Speaker 11 (12:58):
I was going to say the gym?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, yes, because you've got you've got.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Things to do, don't you jack out?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
You get there, you want to listen to music and
random like coming up to your chardon so you just
want to get your work out done.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
The bid that gets me as well. Jacko has been
like you're so clear, you like, you know, take your
headphones out and you overdo.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
The headphone out like this is a big inconvenience, hit
my headphone and to go yeah, really good mate, and
then you put your headphone back in.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
They still go for it. You live around here? God,
thanks Jackson. Larissa is gold one who sinks five Laris?
The worst place for someone to start chatting to you?
Speaker 10 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Oh, worst place ever was? I was in those public
toilets where it's like male and female all in it. Yeah,
And it's one of those lit all shared things on
a construction site. Oh and the guy. You know, they's
got the stand up little baitings for the blogs to
do their peean urinal yeah, urinal. Yeah. They were in
(13:56):
the urneral and then they decided to talk to me.
Why were they were tea.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
And next to them very strange like.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
She was trying to ask me out while I was
in the ask you out. Yeah, and it was ranking
there too. I was moaning and croning because I was
having a hard time.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I was like, you're moaning and groaning.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Yeah, well, I was a little bit upset because.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Get into you don't have to tell us that, you know,
it was just.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
A hard time at the time, at the moment, because
I was down to about five pieces of bog roll in.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
My hands.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Somewhere else. That is a hard time, Larissa.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
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Speaker 2 (15:01):
We'll take some wal goals on this up next.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
They didn't want a six to five worst place for
someone to start chatting to you. Anyone's been to a
music festival that goes for more than one day. So
generally speaking, everyone goes pretty hard on the first night,
responsibly hard response. Everyone knows that they will be going
hard at some stage on the second day, in the
(15:23):
afternoon as of about midday, right, sure, there's this time
between when you wake up and the time when you
crack your first beer on the second day of a
music festival where it's just this general consensus is I
need a coffee, and I need someone to eat, and
I need to have a shower and I probably need
(15:44):
to go to the toilet before I can think of
even thinking about vaguely interacting with anyone. To the point
where a music festival I go to, oh, I have
gone to quite a bit, Meredith or Golden Planes down
in Victoria. There's almost like a like even if you
see someone that you know, you're just not yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're both here. You know what, I'll speak to you
(16:05):
after midday.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, when we're when we're up and running again. I
only in the worst place to start.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And maybe I can say this in general, a conversation
with someone is even outside of the music festival thing.
Extrapolating this, but like in the line for the first
coffee of the day. Yeah, the worst and yes said
that is definitely tenfold at music festival, but just in general.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
If you know, if it's like in.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The round, seven o'clock in the morning, someone's in a
line for coffee, it's probably their first.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
The worst thing is with the coffee one is often
you've ordered your coffee and then you've got.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
To you know, when you're like, wait, loitering cattle on
the side.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, there's no out, like because then the person who
started talking to you, they know that you haven't got
your coffee yet, so it's like I own you for
the next three minutes. I've left my coffee before, I've
just been like, I'm just going if a late is
not worth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It, Eva, Well, you wouldn't get a latte mate e.
My wife didn'tet Eiva.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What's the worst place for someone to start chatting to.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
Hey guys, I think the supermarkers.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, I agree, because you're.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Trying to do and then you see them each.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Hour or animal time in there and it throws you
forget something on the list. When someone starts chatting to
you lose your focus and then you don't know what
you were actually aiming to get. I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I think there might be an ADHD thing, but yes, maybe, yes, maybe,
but no need to diagnose me on it. Let's it
does appear as a trend with like if where you
want to be in and out? Yeah, conversation, job to
be done, polling booths.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh yeah, I am not here for any longer than
I need to be. I do not want to talk
to you.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I do say people talking to me when I'm feeling
out paperwork, Like even when you go to like a
doctor or something, you when you feeling out paperwork.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It might be an ADHD and the reception is like, hey,
how are you going?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You're like, well, I'm just trying to write my name
here and I can't do that. You ask me how
I am?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You can't do two things at once? Another one for
me at a gig? Oh, I know when the music's on,
which generally is it a gig?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Adam's girl that anyone is to like, Adam, where's worst
place for someone started chatting to you?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
The worst place? And someone starts chatting to you's got
to be at the bar. You're lining up to order
your drinks at the bar. Then a random starts chatting
to you, and then you're waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting,
and then you end up keep chatting. The guy keeps
chatting to then you miss out your line. Then you
get your mate, hurry up?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
What are you doing all the wife?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
What's taking you so long?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
And also when you're catching up with someone at the bar,
then there's this weird thing that goes on where it's like.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Am I now ordering your drinks as well?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Has my orders doubled? I just do that now, I
just do that, do you well? If I know them
for sure?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yes, But then I'm angry about it when I walk
bay to the table, I'm like, this might be a.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I love a
bit of bar chat. I am, I am.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That is the place where I am there, and that's
that's my best chat of the night the bar.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
It depends on the robustness or the amount of people
around the bar. If it's a busy bar, don't.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Talk to me. Just shouldn't go out. Craig is quite quiet,
but love a chat.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Three days we went to one on Friday. It was
called Older Man or something beautiful chat. It was quiet
in there. I can have a conversation. When it's loud
and bustling. Someone tries to talk to me, I can't
hear you, don't want to hear you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Do you know what I mean? No, I don't. You
are so sheltered, it's crazy. I forget.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I think this should be a public service and as it.
If you see Woody outside, just don't talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, no, no no no you struggle. Yeah I do.
We can do the photo and stuff, but don't chat.
It's got to Craig here.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
Junior producer, analyses in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Welcome back at me to have you in here? Just bell?
What would you like? Bell? Or applause?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Bell?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Bell's beautiful?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
And that bell goes off every time someone messages you
on hinge analse And that has just happened.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It did it did just happen. Exciting and almost dating guys. Well,
I'm messaging, I'm not dating yet.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And you're getting a lot of interest on the daddy apps. Yeah,
just go with it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
But there is there is a there is a live
message exchange going on right now.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Whether are we saying the guy's name or are we
going to leave that out?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Let's just call him Bob.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Bob.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Okay, so I really want to know his name now,
no reason, and you reached out to him, let me check.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, we know that you did. Otherwise you would have said, okay,
so so you you matched with Bob.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yes, I'm matched. So I'm matched with Bob. And we've
been communicating a little bit on and off for the
past couple of days, like send a message and leave
it a fiew days, just unintentionally life. You know I'm
not clicking on him every day.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sure you're busy, I definitely am. So you are playing
the game a little A little, no.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Not, but sometimes I'm just like I get distracted, Like
I barely can reply to my own text messages, let
alone some new guy on the scene, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Any busy at work producer? Who are you kidding? You
like you? Like you are very quick with your text replies.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Eight hundred and eighty seven unread messages.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Wouldn't have thought so wow that reflex.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, but you but you would if he if you,
this would be priority number one for you.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
But don't you know, I know.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You don't a game, but we're amongst friends. He doesn't
know that you're on the radio right now. We're calling
him a different name.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
His name is Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Now you've come to us because he's written your message
and you would like us to decode it for you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, okay, so we.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Too experienced men in your life. We can give the
mail perspective.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
We understand what men mean when they send you certain
things where we are breaking bro code here for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
So what did he send you?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, so I for a little bit of context. I
had said that I had a nineteen on Saturday night,
which I did to a degree when had a few
casual drinks and then I came home and had an
early night, and so I was just recounting my weekend
to him about how I had it to all night
and then la la la, and he responded with an
emoji that I need you guys to help me know
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what this means.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
This could be a generational thing as opposed to just
a gender thing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I think I'm still in touch with the kids, so
I will get it. So what was the emogen?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
He said something, and then he sent me the monkey
emoji with the hands covering the eyes.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Oh yeah, cheeky, really cheeky. I think it's cheeky. I
think it's fun. Absolutely. I'm gonna need a little bit
more context though. What did he say before doing the
monkey with the hands, because I think in isolation it's
too hard to decipher.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He said, responsible girl, cheeky hand emoji.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Responsible girls, hairy cheek, very flirty. Yeah, it's very flirty,
responsible girl double hand over the eyes, playful.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
He's suggesting that, like maybe, like usually you can be
a bit on the naughtier side.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I think he's going, like, you're a responsible girl.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That could make sense because we did have some I
did have some casual drinks on Friday, and we drinks
with you. Yes, yeah, yeah, I didn't know if we
were talking about it, but yeah, we had we talk
about drinks on Friday. And I did message him that
night as well.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay, yeah, on Friday, would send him.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't know, I haven't read it yet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I think it's worth I think it's worth getting.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
This, Okay. So on Friday, I think I said that
we were trying to work out a nickname for him
and then him for Bob. Yep, we're trying to work
out a nickname for Bob fun Banter. And then I
think I was just saying I actually gave my exact
location as where I was.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I've dropped a pin.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
That is really great, and then I am right here community.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Wow, conversation, that's really great. It was to drop into
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But we're doing anything.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
This is where Yeah, now we get it. Mane, we
know what you're trying to say. So we were at
the drinks with you, so we didn't we didn't meet Bob.
We can de sigh for that one.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
But what we're trying to decipher and I think it
is I think you're nowhere near it Woods, and I
think it is a little bit confusing. Maybe we shouldnt
take some calls on this people who are interested in Yeah,
Bob has said to Anale's responsible girl and then emoji
with monkey with hands over eyes, also known as the
see no Evil emoji, Yeah, thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just the monkey emoji in general, Like, I feel like
it's giving so many different messages.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Let's see code this bro, what's he going for here?
It's gotta be positive, you were saying. And this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I think in general that emojis have kind of gone
the way of the fifty five to seven year old woman.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, it's sometimes I get like, I saw that emoji,
and I'm not gonna lie. I've got to push through
the ick like.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You didn't love from Bob.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I got like, ooh, and is that all.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Emojis that there isn't a sexy emoji or no?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I think look so laughy face emoji.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Fine, you just use it as a reaction. You're not
a fresh message. Laughing face. Is that it's just commonplace?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's just like I'm laughing obviously, obviously.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I find ha ha ha a little bit better. I
used to be.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's cheek that was he He's cheeky.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He's blurdy cheeky if you're receiving he heat from anyone,
but like your partner or like the person you're interested in.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Really, I feel personally I was heating everyone.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You mentioned that the emoji you used to use woody
was like just the plain smiley face emoji.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would draw it, so I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Colin Racket, Yeah, okay, because there's another emoji that's just
a plain smiley face and the eyes.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Also, what about sunglass? What about sunglasses smiley?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I mean, depending the circumstances, but I would probably go
I throw that around a bit.
Speaker 12 (25:56):
Yeah, makes.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Let's go to gifts as well.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
So what are your thoughts Liz on a the monkey
emoticon covering the eyes?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Is it fluty Liz? What does it mean?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Hello, guys, I love the show.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
By the way.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Look, my first thoughts on it.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Is that he's actually fishing and trying to get you
or actually sorry, he's trying to get you to fish.
So he wants he's saying that he had a wilder.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Night because what came with the monkey was the responsible
girl covering.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
The going, oh you were responsible?
Speaker 13 (26:38):
Like me.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
Here seeing three other people.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I'm also old he's not in the game anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I think you've broken it wide open.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Though.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I think that's exactly right. He was doing that because
he's embarrassed because he's on That makes.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
A lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Did he go out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
He sure, he also had casual drinks, but I think
mine were a bit more fun.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yours were more fun, because how do you know that?
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, So just to just to give everyone the backstory
of just sitting in Analyst, we're trying to decode this bro.
This guy that's been messaging it called Bob. He's been
messaging on a hinge.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
He's hot, is he? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I don't want to give you Yeah, yeah he's hot.
Yeah he's hot a message in him.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Well it might not be I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, well yeah no, he's hot, I think, is you?
I'm really nervous, guy, I haven't done like dating in
like a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I haven't said you never for five years. Do you
want to se him in real life?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Maybe? Yeah, but I'm nervous just talking about it. Oh
my god, I'm gonna have to get like like really
strong deodorant, really stressful.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
You could wear a pad like pad people sometimes we
will used to wear pads.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
So you think I got the botox in the end,
So you've been messaging Bob for a week.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, but like not like we haven't gotten deep, Like
we haven't. I don't know, he's deep stuck segrets and
it's more been like casual day, been cool and then like.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Latest after it was you said you went out for
a drink, and then he said, but kept it pretty casual.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Then he said.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Responsible girl, responsible girl, monkey with hands over eyes, responsible girl.
I'm trying to think what responsible. Maybe he's saying, like
responsible girl, don't make me look at.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That nose's cheeky than that because you can do an
emoji with a person covering their face.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Oh, they're looking through their little gap in their fingers
out scheeky as well.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's cheeky.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's a very cheeky. It's all cheeky.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I think if responsib maybe is he saying like, head
in hands, responsible girl?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh, not a responsible one. I think there's a god
take my take my eyes. Not a responsible girl. There's
John Johnny responsible before we go to John, and what
do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I think he's been like a little bit cheeky. I
agree with you. I think he's going responsible girl. Haha.
Like but like you're you're like cute, but.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You are amazingly good.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Nice man monkey emoji means well you're attractive, Like I
can't even look.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
One's very close to this and we can't begure out.
I think he's I think he's not. I don't know
what he's I think he's stuffed it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm honest, let's got a jump, John, What do you reckon? John?
Help us out?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
No, I know he's he's testing the ward and he's
going responsible girl, and he's waiting for you giving him
a queue as are you girl.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And John hang on, hang on hand? What would you
ride back to that? John?
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Yeah, I would ride back. Sounds like you don't want
me to be responsible? God Jo.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
We're doing Final Line, Yeah, and a story before that that.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It's a very special edition of Final Line is it's
been inspired by a story out of Italy, wilbur not
about from there. Hold your horse, give forty just give
me the opener will bring the opening later.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So let's go to Italy because this is all time.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
So an Italian man has been accused of dressing up
as his dead mum to claim her pension. It's just
this is just the best story I've ever seen. So
there's a photo obviously of him. He's got the wig,
he's got one of his mum's dresses on, and he
for two years, two years, has been trying to do so.
(30:27):
He's unemployed, doesn't have a job. She had a pension,
and so his mom dies, right, he goes, I haven't
no idea, I'm going to hide the fact that she's dead.
That's what he's done. He's like, the body is in
the house still, and he's like, he's still got the body.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not He mummified the body of his mother. What
because he was just thinking doles and sense. He's just
thinking doles and sense.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Okay, So he does that and then he just starts
rocking up to the pension office as his mum just
being like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh, who did you do?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
The only thing they said they gave him away was
the dark hair on the back of his neck, his hands,
and his gin.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
They've got it. How much did he get? You know,
didn't say, didn't say they was.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I think that he went through the whole thing and
they think they oldest were like, yep, this is all
all in order, and they followed him home and then.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
They found they found the body in a sleeping bag.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
It's too funny, along you do want to giggle, Like,
do google the story and just have a look at
the The.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Photo of him trying to pull it off is It's great, Emily.
Emily is going to try and pull it off now
as well. Emily. Are you in the in the car
with your mum? Yes? Beautiful? Okay? Great? Where are you
and mom going?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Going home?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Going?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay? Can we can we chat to your mom? Please?
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hello, Emily's mum. What's your what's your birth name? Gee see.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
See see T H I oh T G T And
what's for tea T?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
What's for dinner?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
For dinner?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
We're having lasagna?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Nice Ta? Can you check Emily back on the phone?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Hi, Emily, what are your thoughts on mum's lasagna? Is
that siying to look forward to?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
She makes the best lasagna and the best dinner ever.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Right? Can I hear from from your mammy again? Can
I from T again? Bye? Hy hey, t any deserves
any deserves for the lasagna?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
We're having ice cream with sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Surely Emily is by yourself?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Not one?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
No, come on, I am onder here from Emily one
more time. Hand the phone back over, please, I want
to hear from Emily.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I think you just gave yourself away. Apparently that guy
got away with ninety thousand euros. We'll jow so now
brand new bit here. This is I don't know, just
something that's come up. I don't know how, I don't
know how to best explain this, but I think there
(33:34):
are a lot of things in society where we all
subconsciously think that, you know, they've just got to go,
but no one really says it. Yep, yep, you know,
because they're in vogue, but we're all sort of getting
sick of them.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I think it's my job right now, you do this
a lot. Well, I just have enough of things. I'm
done with that, and you verbalize it.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
I think a lot of segments that come on their eventually,
just if you keep doing something in the in the
team room and we're like, can we just make.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
This a bit because I've had enough, You've enough of
most of Like, well, no, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I love my daughter. I'm not saying people. I'm saying
like trends and like.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, get a bit of noise. Yeah, he's going. So
we've got a brand new bit here, which you know,
it's not just me that's going to decide. I think
it's going to be everyone else that's going to decide.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But the segment is called what's got to Go?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Got it? Girl?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right? So few things here that I think a
few these are runners up. Okay, honorable mentions.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
These are honorable mentions for today. Hand sanitizers that aren't
being used anymore. Every office place just has an empty
bottle of hand sanitizer in there.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's because you had it, guys. COVID happen a while ago.
Just put it in the bin.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
There's one downstairs that's been there for at least three years.
We all know, we've we've got boxes of hand And also,
you don't want to look like that deal, which I
often do, where you put your hands in that thing
and there's nothing that comes out.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's a shocking moment. When you're walking there, you're like, oh, quick,
glea to their heads. Nothing in there, get rid of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they bought it, you know, they bought the proper stand
for it and everything in the shopping malls you walk
in there that's got to go. I agree with that one. Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Now, this isn't a cracky gingey produce around the least,
but in visi line, it's serving the purpose.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
It's taking that personally, it's got to go.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But it's straightening her teeth. That's fine. But you hear
a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Got to pull in, con got to pull in, gotta
put out because it is a it's a bit of
a procedure when she rules.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
And everything gets the screwdriver out. Excuse me, let me
take it out. You've got to go do it in
your own time because we're all snacking so much. She's
constantly taking it. There should I take Should I take
him out for that? Is it worth it? Is it
worth it?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Shall I take them out?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Spotify rapped. I don't care what songs you listened to
this year. I don't care people sharing their Spotify I
don't care, or even just bring it up in conversation.
That was my number one Songe's Spotify rap. I don't
care who. I don't care unless it's good for me.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah you care. I'd like to know my own, but
I don't care. Yes, yeah, yeah, I agree with that's
got to go. It's good. This is good. iTunes vouchers,
no one's using them anymore. Do you use an iTunes?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I don't know, but I get the supermarket now there's
still like a whole hook, which is like get yourself
a twenty dollars iTunes voucher?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Who the hell is using that? I've been there for
twenty years. That's got to go? Someone buy, got to go?
What do you buy on iTunes?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You can buy songs by movies, but you're not buying
songs anymore because listen to them on Spotify and then
you get them wrapped.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
At the end of the year. Oh yeah, who they
who would buy some another honorable mention?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Final one for today Ariana Grande and Cyndia Evo whoa
And they've got to go now.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
But they're all they're just honorables.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We're going to explain the system of seeing them bits
between the promo for a new film made.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
It'll I'm on it, Zen Pick whatever the hell that is. Oh,
that's everywhere. It's got to go. Sick of hearing about that,
sick of it in bed or seeing people doing it everything. Yeah,
I just gotta go.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I don't know why it started popping off so much
as them picked, done with it, with it? Yeah, okay,
all right, all got to go? All right, Yeah, what's
so which one are we focusing on?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh yeah today today? Yeah, today, tell you what I
think's got to go? Do you think this one's particularly debatable? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Third one, six five, because I want other people to
join in here, whether they think it's got to go
on celebrity memoirs.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Oh yeah, it's a it's a cash grap They've got it.
Someone does the memoir when they're like a quarter into
their career. It's like you're twenty five, How could you
be doing a memoir? Now, wait fifty years and.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Then do a memoir.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
If someone came to in there like we want you
to write a memoir, I'll be like, I've got enough
to share. What am I going to say? I mean,
the probably stuff that everyone's been through. I had a child,
I got a career. But like, you know, sure, I've
got a couple of stories.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But a good friend of hers did a memoir.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Mate, Lots of people have done memoirs, and look, some
of them are very good. Some of them are very good,
but I'm a little bit sick of seeing them.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'll see you. So the number one memoir at the
moment they.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Think for twenty two twenty five is Come, Come Kamala
Harris or Kamala Harris's memoir.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, one hundred and seven days, that's what it's called.
And what was that referring to?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's how long her presidential campaign was, right, it's just
a memoir about her losing the presidency.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's too so it's the number one memoir. Yeah, I agree.
I agree. It's cash crap, there's no doubt about it.
But people buy them. But again, Pamela Anderson's going one.
It's called Love Love by Pamela. I think she's at
a stage where she's memoir areas. Yeah, no, okay, okay,
no good.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
I'm sick of memoirs pre thirty, pre forty years old,
doing a memoir way too soon?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, so yeah, we'll call it. Yeah, and again, we
do love some of the people that have brought out
memoirs recently.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That we could friends of her in the media, we
could get on and get her on the show. Good
for them, they put a lot of work into it
and I'm proud of them. But for everyone else, you
get them all on the show up next, Like David
Attenber's memoir.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yes, perfect, I love to read that perfect. Mick Jagger
perfoh you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
But like, yeah, I think when you're in your mid
thirties or even under thirty and you're releasing a memoir, yeah,
it's not sure, it's not It shouldn't be a memoir
at this stage.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's just like a life update. So I've got a
few here to read out. We'll get to your calls
on thirty and one and six. Five are feeling about
celebrity memoirs at the moment because a lot of them
out there. Would you read this memoir Woods A Different
Kind of Power, a memoir by Kiwi former Kiwi Prime
Minister j Cinda A.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Durn I'm not.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think she's got obviously a bit to say. I'm
not a huge fan of politics, so no, I'm not reading.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
She's interesting, she's very interesting, said she.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Would be give some insights in some huge moments, such
as I couldn't name them now, I'd be here for weeks.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Miley Cyrus released her first celebrity memoir when she was seventeen.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
It was called Miles to Go. At least she's leaned in.
You open the book, there's one chapter and then just
bank pages. I would read that because you'd read it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You read that. I love Marley Cyrus. Snooky Snooky from
from Geordie.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Show, Jersey one of the sure confessions of a guide
Debt Snookie. I wouldn't read that one. Okay, I wouldn't
read that, But she's done it, and that's the point.
There's ter many out there, occasionally good. I mean, I'm
a big fan of a sports memoir.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I've read Steve. Steve Wall's memoir has a good one.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, James Hurd memoir reading reading the play Nathan Buckley,
I haven't read buses?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Have you read boxes? Read? So?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
I mean I think after at what point do you
think the celebrity memoir? So, at what point do you
think the the memoir is like memoirble?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I think I think you have to be at least
over the age of forty to release a member.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
What if you've what if you've what if you've sailed
around the world by yourself? You know that probably did
you know? It's always that you have to have completed defeat.
That is memoirble you that's.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Not a memoir.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
That's like if you if you sail around the world
and write a book about that experience, that's.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
A great book. I'm all for that. Yeah, okay, but
what I don't like is going, Hey, I sailed around
the world. Who wants to hear about mine? Alive? Yeah,
let's go to the sailing because they always start off
at like, you know, the day I was born, I
was a lonely kid. It's like, I'll get to the
sailing mate. Yeah, there's a lot of that going on.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
There's a lot of that going on, all right, Yeah,
we have we have some thirteen one O six five,
if you would like to tell us what you think
about celebrity memoirs and a lot a lot of people
are called Shannon hung up Kevin Kevin Spacey My Good Side,
a memoir by Kevin Spacey recently?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Did he do that? They released that? Really? I think so?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, since all the things, so yeah, yeah, man, I'm
not reading. No, I'm not reading that, Okay, read or
watch anything?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Givens? Is that a principle? Uh well, well, I'm not
sure what it is. I'm just not reading it. Well,
The Will M. Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Pauline Hansen.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Anything.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
So she's the One Nation leader politician. I think everyone
knows who she is. If you don't and you just
want a little snip of her. Here she is on
a fishing boat catching a fish.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
This is he This is a big one.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is for the girls, this one male dominated boat.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
But here we go, right, oh, it's coming up now.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Long workfas muscles.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
For the girls. This is for the girls. Long workfas muscles.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And she did work those muscles will because so I
didn't know this was the thing. But she is currently
trying to seduce Barnaby Joyce into moving over to the
One Nation party, right. She wants him to join her party.
And in the ultimate move of seduction, she invited Barnaby
(01:08):
over to her office and she cooked him up a
wag you steak.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
On a sandwich press. Yes, I saw this, saw this.
That's sloppy for mine.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
If you're trying to seduce someone, I reckon using the
sandwich press to cook the wage.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It look like it's all she had to be honest,
I mean, for me, there's points for resourcefulness.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Sure, sure, sure, So she cooks the wag you steak
on the sandwich press.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She has a glass of wine there and then.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
A bit of a massive thing of sax Assault in
the middle of the table, just to finish production to
a glass massive sax Assault in the middle there. Now, look,
I looked at this and I get it. Resourcefulness, Yeah, resourceful.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I'll give her that. She she's in a cabin in Canberra.
I mean what she got.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, No one's got a barbecue in their office. Yeah,
so yeah, I'll give her that. But I don't think
this is the most seductive meal you can make someone.
I think people can do better. Thirteen one oh six
five is the number?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
What meal do you serve to seduce?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just love at the end of this, anyone who
listens to this show knows that I'm just a shocking cook.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I'm getting a bit better at handling a barbecue, but
I think no, I am burnt yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The other day I came in, I did a big blister.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
On my finger and I popped it. Anyway, I would
love to learn here, like what is the best meal to.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Cook house on fire with a barbecue? Recently as well?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Not me, friend of mine, but I there'd be an
argument there to say I was responsible.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Say you keep saying you're getting better at handing the
barbecue you've been burning nearly lit the house on fire.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you can say that sounds getting better, not perfect.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
So what I want on the end of this though,
is I'd love just tell me what the best meal
to make.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It is to seduce.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
So what meal would seduce you or what meal have
you made in the past to seduce?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And then I would love.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
To try and make that meal for my wife and
see how it goes. Oh wow, okay, love to test.
You're genuinely going to try this out. Okay, Five, what
is the best meal to seduce?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
If you're trying to seduce? What do you serve normally?
Like a meal is the anti the anti sex.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not saying sex.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I'm saying seduce in a romantic way on a sexual level, Okay,
a deeper connection.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, Well, normally seduce means get in their pants. But
so you're saying, yeah, absolutely, so it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Leads that way, then that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But what I'm saying like, often if you make a
great meal, you're like, oh, I don't really feel like
that now, So I mean the meal for afterwards. But
if you're saying to prove that you know, you're a
worldly romantic, you know, you know what I mean, then
that's different. Now you're trying to like I'm serving to
seduce you, trying to seal the deal on the night,
then I would save the meal till afterwards, maybe just
(04:04):
mention it.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
But if you mention it, you know, if you go, hey,
start paring it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, why don't we have a glass of wine In
the meantime, I'm going to get these lamb lambshanks going, so.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I could have or I could have like t tail
on the shoulder, just shelling prawn's.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, it on track. Not prawns might smell
like fish.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Let's go to Susie here, Susie interested to hear the
female perspective. Here, what are you serving to seduce?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Susie?
Speaker 8 (04:29):
Oh are you boys? I'm just going to put a
nice pizza, a glass of wine, and a big big
box of stacks of salts on the table.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Azza. We were actually talking about pizza during the song. Susie.
Actually it might be nice because do you do you
make the pizza together?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Do you do you do you need the dough a
bit like you've seen in that.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
Absolutely, Yeah, we've got to make the pizza together and
top it up with however little or however much.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She watched there you go, Susie, and then to.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Get the big sex assault.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Let's get in there, Susie together.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I do. I love the togetherness of the making the pizza.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think there's a bit if you can have a
little bit of showmanship with your meal.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I think that's definitely the bit new camaraderie. So mine was.
I used to make a risotto. What's the camaraderie there?
There's no camaraderie, but there's a bit of it. But
they get out of the kitchen. I don't trust come
near with risotto.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You've got to keep adding like like fluid to it
and stirring it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
And you can bring them the wooden spoon and taste that.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, I wouldn't do that, but like you know, they
you know, have a seat at the bar, have a
glass of wine and just work and you're talking.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's gonnaice to have something to do.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, your seasoning as you go, and I think it
just looks a bit you know, you've got.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Something going on. Yeah, you know what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Easy there's pressure. Though, there's pressure. You wouldn't handle that.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
I always my my is in the past, just too sloppy.
Let's go to Sarah here, Sarah, what meal do you
serve to seduce?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You could be the worst cook I've ever met.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
It covered anything too heavy obviously, right, was seducing weir so?
King fish? Yeah, c V yes, a little bit to
Stas on the side, a little avro you want to
know him like some oysters on the side there too,
white wine.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If you're cutting kingfish with an incredibly sharp knife, that's
gotta be happening.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
Knife absolutely Japanese knife.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yummy. What do you got? Sorry? What are you garnishing
your vice with.
Speaker 9 (06:40):
No garnish? Usually like mix?
Speaker 10 (06:43):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Like some coriander in there, some onion really finely dies
like cooking in the lime before.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Let me know this is too much, Just give me
a and I once saw a sex in the City
episode with Samantha. I believe she laid the laid the
sushiol over her body.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Where does that?
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Yeah too right?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah ruins ben here two different things here though, Samantha
is doing sushi on everybody seriously A yeah, As I said,
there's no garnish, because there's no garnish with sushi, just
needs soy.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Sauces by itself. But yeah, why can't I put.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Sech lime coconut that on my body? Though it's a
bit sloppy because this is a cword by the thing
that it's in. So it's in something acidic and then
that kind of cures the fish.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Do you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I do. I don't think you do. I get it now,
I don't get it before.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I don't think any fit of someone's body is necessarily
Have you done that before?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You would have done it before? Your sick boy Ben's
called Ben, Benny? What do you Yeah? That was stopping
of your stop, stop and stop. It was a specialty.
What are you serving? Seduce? Betty boy?
Speaker 11 (07:54):
I always love the show.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Thanks be mate.
Speaker 11 (07:57):
I'm telling out and proof is in the pudding here.
I'm married with three kids. Now potato noki, now hear
me out. Everyone loves a bit of Italian. Yes, a
nice glass of red. If you've ever made it, you've
got to need it. Similar to Doe, and I'm telling
you it is nineties ghost movie, the pottery.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Scene, nineties movies reference.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
You're really hitting to our forehand there.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, you guys, have we got the Righteous Brothers to
play in the background.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think it's probably necessary.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
So Ben a very high degree of difficulty on the
nookie though, No.
Speaker 11 (08:37):
I'm telling it you can. It's just a bit of
mash some eggs. It's very very simple even what.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You can get it done, mate, I'm up for the challenge.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Hey, Ben, have each of your kids been conceived after
a plate of nki with your beautiful wife?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 11 (08:54):
Well, she's currently giving me a funny look, so I
can need a confirm or that I on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
We get it. So you're going to give this a go, blood.
I love that. So you're going to try and hand
making yoki?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, and then pan fry it and cook it for
men with that with the Righteous Brothers in the background.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Lane, Yeah, it could be a third child on the way. Wow. Okay,
good luck, thank you. So when when we find out
when are you're doing that? I don't know. I haven't
made any plans. Okay, Well we'd like to know. Oh right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
No, I'll be busy tonight to be honest with you.
At the moment's bit for long with the new baby.
Can you have pat on yoki for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Where's the worst place for someone to start chatting to you?
We're going to take those calls that go an archie
footwear voucher because woods, I, this happened to me the
other day and I didn't expect it.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
You didn't expect it.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Found a new one because I've got lots of places
right like people chatting to me.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's most places for the world.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Well, in general, I think I only like to chat
when like at a social event where it's like we're
coming here to know you're going to be engaged, Ryan, Yeah,
all chat outside of that. It's just like I wasn't prepared.
I've got I've got places to be and things to do. Yeah,
and so gets there's an unwritten rule of just don't talk.
Don't talk to me, like when you're an adult, do
(10:15):
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Just when you when you're buy yourself, it's like just respect, Yeah,
just spect the alone.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Time time just becomes chosen to be by myself here, yeah,
my only male two kids at home time on the day.
The walk from my front gate to my front door
is like that's that's me time.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
For the day. If my neighbor starts.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Talking, yeah, yeah, Mike and Mandy beautiful people. But I
so I've been taking a lot of parents who can
relate to this. I have been taking my daughter to
SIM classes for three and a half years.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I've been in the water with her.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yeah, and then this Monday, little Maxie got the signal
that she was leveling up, so she gets to go
in the water by herself.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Scary, scary, No, No, she's bactally huge. Max. If you listen,
you're ready for it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
At the end of the day, it's just water. You
know how to do it now, blow bubbles.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
You're a shark. Max.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
So so anyway, so I took it to the pool
and I realized Sam to this to me on the way.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
It's like, hey, you know, you know you're.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Just going to get like half an hour to just
chill out because you're handed to the instructor.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Just a pool cafe, go and get a coffee. Well,
watch your watch your child. You gotta watch your child.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Is an instructor doing that. It's like saying, take your
kids the daycare and watch them from the fence.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But they're not in, not in, they're not in water
life threatening water, so you know you got to watch them.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But anyway, I thought the instructor would do that. But anyway, sorry,
well they do. But yeah, so you're just ready to
go with your bidos on on the side. I actually.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Sorry, life guard, surf life saving lifeguard.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I've got my bronze, so if I can take you
to the pool.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
There's a little bit of calisthetics going on in the background,
but it's a nice fell set up, right, So you've
got the old ladies doing their exercise in the background.
And I sat down there and I was like, great
little bit of time to myself and I'm going to
say twenty seconds in.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
The guy next to me, No, just leans in and
goes which one is yours? And I was like, oh,
little girl there. He wants to chat. And he was like,
how long has she been doing it for?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Nah, and you're stuck. He knows you've got no.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I gave him one more one word answer, which was
this is the first lesson, and then put it down
and he look.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
At your phone or something and he guys, you guys
live around here.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
No, obviously, mate, while we come to this pool, if
we didn't leave, it's the dumbest question in the world.
So people say that daycare as well live around here. Nah, no,
we live an hour away. We d we drive an
hour every day just because we light the daycare here.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You more. Let's go to Jackson on thirty one six
five Jackson. What's the worst place for someone to start
chatting to you?
Speaker 11 (12:58):
I was going to say the gym?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, yes, because you've got you've got.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Things to do, don't you jack out?
Speaker 6 (13:04):
You get there, you want to listen to music and
random like coming up to your chardon so you just
want to get your work out done.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
The bid that gets me as well. Jacko has been
like you're so clear, you like, you know, take your
headphones out and you overdo.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
The headphone out like this is a big inconvenience, hit
my headphone and to go yeah, really good mate, and
then you put your headphone back in.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
They still go for it. You live around here? God,
thanks Jackson. Larissa is gold one who sinks five Laris?
The worst place for someone to start chatting to you?
Speaker 10 (13:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Oh, worst place ever was? I was in those public
toilets where it's like male and female all in it. Yeah,
And it's one of those lit all shared things on
a construction site. Oh and the guy. You know, they's
got the stand up little baitings for the blogs to
do their peean urinal yeah, urinal. Yeah. They were in
(13:56):
the urneral and then they decided to talk to me.
Why were they were tea.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
And next to them very strange like.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
She was trying to ask me out while I was
in the ask you out. Yeah, and it was ranking
there too. I was moaning and croning because I was
having a hard time.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I was like, you're moaning and groaning.
Speaker 10 (14:25):
Yeah, well, I was a little bit upset because.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Get into you don't have to tell us that, you know,
it was just.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
A hard time at the time, at the moment, because
I was down to about five pieces of bog roll in.
Speaker 10 (14:40):
My hands.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Somewhere else. That is a hard time, Larissa.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
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Speaker 2 (15:01):
We'll take some wal goals on this up next.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
They didn't want a six to five worst place for
someone to start chatting to you. Anyone's been to a
music festival that goes for more than one day. So
generally speaking, everyone goes pretty hard on the first night,
responsibly hard response. Everyone knows that they will be going
hard at some stage on the second day, in the
(15:23):
afternoon as of about midday, right, sure, there's this time
between when you wake up and the time when you
crack your first beer on the second day of a
music festival where it's just this general consensus is I
need a coffee, and I need someone to eat, and
I need to have a shower and I probably need
(15:44):
to go to the toilet before I can think of
even thinking about vaguely interacting with anyone. To the point
where a music festival I go to, oh, I have
gone to quite a bit, Meredith or Golden Planes down
in Victoria. There's almost like a like even if you
see someone that you know, you're just not yeah, yeah, yeah,
we're both here. You know what, I'll speak to you
(16:05):
after midday.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, when we're when we're up and running again. I
only in the worst place to start.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
And maybe I can say this in general, a conversation
with someone is even outside of the music festival thing.
Extrapolating this, but like in the line for the first
coffee of the day. Yeah, the worst and yes said
that is definitely tenfold at music festival, but just in general.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
If you know, if it's like in.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
The round, seven o'clock in the morning, someone's in a
line for coffee, it's probably their first.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
The worst thing is with the coffee one is often
you've ordered your coffee and then you've got.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
To you know, when you're like, wait, loitering cattle on
the side.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Yeah, there's no out, like because then the person who
started talking to you, they know that you haven't got
your coffee yet, so it's like I own you for
the next three minutes. I've left my coffee before, I've
just been like, I'm just going if a late is
not worth.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
It, Eva, Well, you wouldn't get a latte mate e.
My wife didn'tet Eiva.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
What's the worst place for someone to start chatting to.
Speaker 10 (17:00):
Hey guys, I think the supermarkers.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, I agree, because you're.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Trying to do and then you see them each.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Hour or animal time in there and it throws you
forget something on the list. When someone starts chatting to
you lose your focus and then you don't know what
you were actually aiming to get. I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I think there might be an ADHD thing, but yes, maybe, yes, maybe,
but no need to diagnose me on it. Let's it
does appear as a trend with like if where you
want to be in and out? Yeah, conversation, job to
be done, polling booths.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Oh yeah, I am not here for any longer than
I need to be. I do not want to talk
to you.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I do say people talking to me when I'm feeling
out paperwork, Like even when you go to like a
doctor or something, you when you feeling out paperwork.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It might be an ADHD and the reception is like, hey,
how are you going?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You're like, well, I'm just trying to write my name
here and I can't do that. You ask me how
I am?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
You can't do two things at once? Another one for
me at a gig? Oh, I know when the music's on,
which generally is it a gig?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Adam's girl that anyone is to like, Adam, where's worst
place for someone started chatting to you?
Speaker 6 (18:02):
The worst place? And someone starts chatting to you's got
to be at the bar. You're lining up to order
your drinks at the bar. Then a random starts chatting
to you, and then you're waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting,
and then you end up keep chatting. The guy keeps
chatting to then you miss out your line. Then you
get your mate, hurry up?
Speaker 11 (18:19):
What are you doing all the wife?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
What's taking you so long?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
You?
Speaker 4 (18:23):
And also when you're catching up with someone at the bar,
then there's this weird thing that goes on where it's like.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Am I now ordering your drinks as well?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Like?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Has my orders doubled? I just do that now, I
just do that, do you well? If I know them
for sure?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yes, But then I'm angry about it when I walk
bay to the table, I'm like, this might be a.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
This might be an unpopular opinion, but I love a
bit of bar chat. I am, I am.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That is the place where I am there, and that's
that's my best chat of the night the bar.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
It depends on the robustness or the amount of people
around the bar. If it's a busy bar, don't.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Talk to me. Just shouldn't go out. Craig is quite quiet,
but love a chat.
Speaker 10 (18:59):
Well.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Three days we went to one on Friday. It was
called Older Man or something beautiful chat. It was quiet
in there. I can have a conversation. When it's loud
and bustling. Someone tries to talk to me, I can't
hear you, don't want to hear you.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Do you know what I mean? No, I don't. You
are so sheltered, it's crazy. I forget.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
I think this should be a public service and as it.
If you see Woody outside, just don't talk to him.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, no, no, no no no you struggle. Yeah I do.
We can do the photo and stuff, but don't chat.
It's got to Craig here.
Speaker 12 (19:40):
Junior producer, analyses in the studio.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Welcome back at me to have you in here? Just bell?
What would you like? Bell? Or applause?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Bell?
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Bell's beautiful?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
And that bell goes off every time someone messages you
on hinge analse And that has just happened.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It did it did just happen. Exciting and almost dating guys. Well,
I'm messaging, I'm not dating yet.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
And you're getting a lot of interest on the daddy apps. Yeah,
just go with it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
But there is there is a there is a live
message exchange going on right now.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Whether are we saying the guy's name or are we
going to leave that out?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Let's just call him Bob.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Bob.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Okay, so I really want to know his name now,
no reason, and you reached out to him, let me check.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, we know that you did. Otherwise you would have said, okay,
so so you you matched with Bob.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yes, I'm matched. So I'm matched with Bob. And we've
been communicating a little bit on and off for the
past couple of days, like send a message and leave
it a fiew days, just unintentionally life. You know I'm
not clicking on him every day.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Sure you're busy, I definitely am. So you are playing
the game a little A little, no.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Not, but sometimes I'm just like I get distracted, Like
I barely can reply to my own text messages, let
alone some new guy on the scene, you know.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Any busy at work producer? Who are you kidding? You
like you? Like you are very quick with your text replies.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Eight hundred and eighty seven unread messages.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Wouldn't have thought so wow that reflex.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, but you but you would if he if you,
this would be priority number one for you.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
But don't you know, I know.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You don't a game, but we're amongst friends. He doesn't
know that you're on the radio right now. We're calling
him a different name.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
His name is Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Now you've come to us because he's written your message
and you would like us to decode it for you.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yes, okay, so we.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Too experienced men in your life. We can give the
mail perspective.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
We understand what men mean when they send you certain
things where we are breaking bro code here for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
So what did he send you?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Okay, so I for a little bit of context. I
had said that I had a nineteen on Saturday night,
which I did to a degree when had a few
casual drinks and then I came home and had an
early night, and so I was just recounting my weekend
to him about how I had it to all night
and then la la la, and he responded with an
emoji that I need you guys to help me know
(22:03):
what this means.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
This could be a generational thing as opposed to just
a gender thing.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
I think I'm still in touch with the kids, so
I will get it. So what was the emogen?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
He said something, and then he sent me the monkey
emoji with the hands covering the eyes.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Oh yeah, cheeky, really cheeky. I think it's cheeky. I
think it's fun. Absolutely. I'm gonna need a little bit
more context though. What did he say before doing the
monkey with the hands, because I think in isolation it's
too hard to decipher.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He said, responsible girl, cheeky hand emoji.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Responsible girls, hairy cheek, very flirty. Yeah, it's very flirty,
responsible girl double hand over the eyes, playful.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
He's suggesting that, like maybe, like usually you can be
a bit on the naughtier side.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I think he's going, like, you're a responsible girl.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
That could make sense because we did have some I
did have some casual drinks on Friday, and we drinks
with you. Yes, yeah, yeah, I didn't know if we
were talking about it, but yeah, we had we talk
about drinks on Friday. And I did message him that
night as well.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Okay, yeah, on Friday, would send him.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I don't know, I haven't read it yet.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I think it's worth I think it's worth getting.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
This, Okay. So on Friday, I think I said that
we were trying to work out a nickname for him
and then him for Bob. Yep, we're trying to work
out a nickname for Bob fun Banter. And then I
think I was just saying I actually gave my exact
location as where I was.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I've dropped a pin.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
That is really great, and then I am right here community.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Wow, conversation, that's really great. It was to drop into
at the moment.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But we're doing anything.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
This is where Yeah, now we get it. Mane, we
know what you're trying to say. So we were at
the drinks with you, so we didn't we didn't meet Bob.
We can de sigh for that one.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
But what we're trying to decipher and I think it
is I think you're nowhere near it Woods, and I
think it is a little bit confusing. Maybe we shouldnt
take some calls on this people who are interested in Yeah,
Bob has said to Anale's responsible girl and then emoji
with monkey with hands over eyes, also known as the
see no Evil emoji, Yeah, thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Just the monkey emoji in general, Like, I feel like
it's giving so many different messages.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Let's see code this bro, what's he going for here?
It's gotta be positive, you were saying. And this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I think in general that emojis have kind of gone
the way of the fifty five to seven year old woman.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, it's sometimes I get like, I saw that emoji,
and I'm not gonna lie. I've got to push through
the ick like.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
You didn't love from Bob.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I got like, ooh, and is that all.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Emojis that there isn't a sexy emoji or no?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I think look so laughy face emoji.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Fine, you just use it as a reaction. You're not
a fresh message. Laughing face. Is that it's just commonplace?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
That's just like I'm laughing obviously, obviously.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I find ha ha ha a little bit better. I
used to be.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's cheek that was he He's cheeky.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh is it?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
He's blurdy cheeky if you're receiving he heat from anyone,
but like your partner or like the person you're interested in.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Really, I feel personally I was heating everyone.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You mentioned that the emoji you used to use woody
was like just the plain smiley face emoji.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I would draw it, so I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Colin Racket, Yeah, okay, because there's another emoji that's just
a plain smiley face and the eyes.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Also, what about sunglass? What about sunglasses smiley?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I mean, depending the circumstances, but I would probably go
I throw that around a bit.
Speaker 12 (25:56):
Yeah, makes.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Let's go to gifts as well.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
So what are your thoughts Liz on a the monkey
emoticon covering the eyes?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Is it fluty Liz? What does it mean?
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Hello, guys, I love the show.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
By the way.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Look, my first thoughts on it.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Is that he's actually fishing and trying to get you
or actually sorry, he's trying to get you to fish.
So he wants he's saying that he had a wilder.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Night because what came with the monkey was the responsible
girl covering.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
The going, oh you were responsible?
Speaker 13 (26:38):
Like me.
Speaker 12 (26:41):
Here seeing three other people.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I'm also old he's not in the game anymore.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
I think you've broken it wide open.
Speaker 9 (26:49):
Though.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I think that's exactly right. He was doing that because
he's embarrassed because he's on That makes.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
A lot of sense.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Did he go out?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
He sure, he also had casual drinks, but I think
mine were a bit more fun.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yours were more fun, because how do you know that?
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Okay, So just to just to give everyone the backstory
of just sitting in Analyst, we're trying to decode this bro.
This guy that's been messaging it called Bob. He's been
messaging on a hinge.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
He's hot, is he? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I don't want to give you Yeah, yeah he's hot.
Yeah he's hot a message in him.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Well it might not be I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, well yeah no, he's hot, I think, is you?
I'm really nervous, guy, I haven't done like dating in
like a long time.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I haven't said you never for five years. Do you
want to se him in real life?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Maybe? Yeah, but I'm nervous just talking about it. Oh
my god, I'm gonna have to get like like really
strong deodorant, really stressful.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
You could wear a pad like pad people sometimes we
will used to wear pads.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
So you think I got the botox in the end,
So you've been messaging Bob for a week.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, but like not like we haven't gotten deep, Like
we haven't. I don't know, he's deep stuck segrets and
it's more been like casual day, been cool and then like.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Latest after it was you said you went out for
a drink, and then he said, but kept it pretty casual.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Then he said.
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Responsible girl, responsible girl, monkey with hands over eyes, responsible girl.
I'm trying to think what responsible. Maybe he's saying, like
responsible girl, don't make me look at.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
That nose's cheeky than that because you can do an
emoji with a person covering their face.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Oh, they're looking through their little gap in their fingers
out scheeky as well.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's cheeky.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's a very cheeky. It's all cheeky.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I think if responsib maybe is he saying like, head
in hands, responsible girl?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh, not a responsible one. I think there's a god
take my take my eyes. Not a responsible girl. There's
John Johnny responsible before we go to John, and what
do you think it is?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I think he's been like a little bit cheeky. I
agree with you. I think he's going responsible girl. Haha.
Like but like you're you're like cute, but.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
You are amazingly good.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Nice man monkey emoji means well you're attractive, Like I
can't even look.
Speaker 10 (29:04):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
One's very close to this and we can't begure out.
I think he's I think he's not. I don't know
what he's I think he's stuffed it.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm honest, let's got a jump, John, What do you reckon? John?
Help us out?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
No, I know he's he's testing the ward and he's
going responsible girl, and he's waiting for you giving him
a queue as are you girl.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And John hang on, hang on hand? What would you
ride back to that? John?
Speaker 14 (29:33):
Yeah, I would ride back. Sounds like you don't want
me to be responsible? God Jo.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
We're doing Final Line, Yeah, and a story before that that.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
It's a very special edition of Final Line is it's
been inspired by a story out of Italy, wilbur not
about from there. Hold your horse, give forty just give
me the opener will bring the opening later.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
So let's go to Italy because this is all time.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
So an Italian man has been accused of dressing up
as his dead mum to claim her pension. It's just
this is just the best story I've ever seen. So
there's a photo obviously of him. He's got the wig,
he's got one of his mum's dresses on, and he
for two years, two years, has been trying to do so.
(30:27):
He's unemployed, doesn't have a job. She had a pension,
and so his mom dies, right, he goes, I haven't
no idea, I'm going to hide the fact that she's dead.
That's what he's done. He's like, the body is in
the house still, and he's like, he's still got the body.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm not He mummified the body of his mother. What
because he was just thinking doles and sense. He's just
thinking doles and sense.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Okay, So he does that and then he just starts
rocking up to the pension office as his mum just
being like.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Oh, who did you do?
Speaker 4 (30:59):
The only thing they said they gave him away was
the dark hair on the back of his neck, his hands,
and his gin.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
They've got it. How much did he get? You know,
didn't say, didn't say they was.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
I think that he went through the whole thing and
they think they oldest were like, yep, this is all
all in order, and they followed him home and then.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
They found they found the body in a sleeping bag.
Speaker 13 (31:29):
It's too funny, along you do want to giggle, Like,
do google the story and just have a look at
the The.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Photo of him trying to pull it off is It's great, Emily.
Emily is going to try and pull it off now
as well. Emily. Are you in the in the car
with your mum? Yes? Beautiful? Okay? Great? Where are you
and mom going?
Speaker 5 (31:55):
Going home?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Going?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay? Can we can we chat to your mom? Please?
Speaker 10 (32:01):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Hello, Emily's mum. What's your what's your birth name? Gee see.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
See see T H I oh T G T And
what's for tea T?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
What's for dinner?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
For dinner?
Speaker 10 (32:27):
We're having lasagna?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Nice Ta? Can you check Emily back on the phone?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Hi, Emily, what are your thoughts on mum's lasagna? Is
that siying to look forward to?
Speaker 11 (32:39):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
She makes the best lasagna and the best dinner ever.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Right? Can I hear from from your mammy again? Can
I from T again? Bye? Hy hey, t any deserves
any deserves for the lasagna?
Speaker 10 (32:57):
We're having ice cream with sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Surely Emily is by yourself?
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Not one?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
No, come on, I am onder here from Emily one
more time. Hand the phone back over, please, I want
to hear from Emily.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I think you just gave yourself away. Apparently that guy
got away with ninety thousand euros. We'll jow so now
brand new bit here. This is I don't know, just
something that's come up. I don't know how, I don't
know how to best explain this, but I think there
(33:34):
are a lot of things in society where we all
subconsciously think that, you know, they've just got to go,
but no one really says it. Yep, yep, you know,
because they're in vogue, but we're all sort of getting
sick of them.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I think it's my job right now, you do this
a lot. Well, I just have enough of things. I'm
done with that, and you verbalize it.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
I think a lot of segments that come on their eventually,
just if you keep doing something in the in the
team room and we're like, can we just make.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
This a bit because I've had enough, You've enough of
most of Like, well, no, that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I love my daughter. I'm not saying people. I'm saying
like trends and like.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, get a bit of noise. Yeah, he's going. So
we've got a brand new bit here, which you know,
it's not just me that's going to decide. I think
it's going to be everyone else that's going to decide.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
But the segment is called what's got to Go?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Got it? Girl?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right? So few things here that I think a
few these are runners up. Okay, honorable mentions.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
These are honorable mentions for today. Hand sanitizers that aren't
being used anymore. Every office place just has an empty
bottle of hand sanitizer in there.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's because you had it, guys. COVID happen a while ago.
Just put it in the bin.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
There's one downstairs that's been there for at least three years.
We all know, we've we've got boxes of hand And also,
you don't want to look like that deal, which I
often do, where you put your hands in that thing
and there's nothing that comes out.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It's a shocking moment. When you're walking there, you're like, oh, quick,
glea to their heads. Nothing in there, get rid of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they bought it, you know, they bought the proper stand
for it and everything in the shopping malls you walk
in there that's got to go. I agree with that one. Goodbye.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Now, this isn't a cracky gingey produce around the least,
but in visi line, it's serving the purpose.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Gotta go.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
It's taking that personally, it's got to go.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But it's straightening her teeth. That's fine. But you hear
a lot about it.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Got to pull in, con got to pull in, gotta
put out because it is a it's a bit of
a procedure when she rules.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
And everything gets the screwdriver out. Excuse me, let me
take it out. You've got to go do it in
your own time because we're all snacking so much. She's
constantly taking it. There should I take Should I take
him out for that? Is it worth it? Is it
worth it?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Shall I take them out?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Spotify rapped. I don't care what songs you listened to
this year. I don't care people sharing their Spotify I
don't care, or even just bring it up in conversation.
That was my number one Songe's Spotify rap. I don't
care who. I don't care unless it's good for me.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah you care. I'd like to know my own, but
I don't care. Yes, yeah, yeah, I agree with that's
got to go. It's good. This is good. iTunes vouchers,
no one's using them anymore. Do you use an iTunes?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
I don't know, but I get the supermarket now there's
still like a whole hook, which is like get yourself
a twenty dollars iTunes voucher?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Who the hell is using that? I've been there for
twenty years. That's got to go? Someone buy, got to go?
What do you buy on iTunes?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
You can buy songs by movies, but you're not buying
songs anymore because listen to them on Spotify and then
you get them wrapped.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
At the end of the year. Oh yeah, who they
who would buy some another honorable mention?
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Final one for today Ariana Grande and Cyndia Evo whoa
And they've got to go now.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
But they're all they're just honorables.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We're going to explain the system of seeing them bits
between the promo for a new film made.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
It'll I'm on it, Zen Pick whatever the hell that is. Oh,
that's everywhere. It's got to go. Sick of hearing about that,
sick of it in bed or seeing people doing it everything. Yeah,
I just gotta go.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I don't know why it started popping off so much
as them picked, done with it, with it? Yeah, okay,
all right, all got to go? All right, Yeah, what's
so which one are we focusing on?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Oh yeah today today? Yeah, today, tell you what I
think's got to go? Do you think this one's particularly debatable? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Third one, six five, because I want other people to
join in here, whether they think it's got to go
on celebrity memoirs.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Oh yeah, it's a it's a cash grap They've got it.
Someone does the memoir when they're like a quarter into
their career. It's like you're twenty five, How could you
be doing a memoir? Now, wait fifty years and.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Then do a memoir.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
If someone came to in there like we want you
to write a memoir, I'll be like, I've got enough
to share. What am I going to say? I mean,
the probably stuff that everyone's been through. I had a child,
I got a career. But like, you know, sure, I've
got a couple of stories.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
But a good friend of hers did a memoir.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Mate, Lots of people have done memoirs, and look, some
of them are very good. Some of them are very good,
but I'm a little bit sick of seeing them.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
I'll see you. So the number one memoir at the
moment they.
Speaker 3 (37:59):
Think for twenty two twenty five is Come, Come Kamala
Harris or Kamala Harris's memoir.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, one hundred and seven days, that's what it's called.
And what was that referring to?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's how long her presidential campaign was, right, it's just
a memoir about her losing the presidency.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's too so it's the number one memoir. Yeah, I agree.
I agree. It's cash crap, there's no doubt about it.
But people buy them. But again, Pamela Anderson's going one.
It's called Love Love by Pamela. I think she's at
a stage where she's memoir areas. Yeah, no, okay, okay,
no good.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
I'm sick of memoirs pre thirty, pre forty years old,
doing a memoir way too soon?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, so yeah, we'll call it. Yeah, and again, we
do love some of the people that have brought out
memoirs recently.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That we could friends of her in the media, we
could get on and get her on the show. Good
for them, they put a lot of work into it
and I'm proud of them. But for everyone else, you
get them all on the show up next, Like David
Attenber's memoir.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yes, perfect, I love to read that perfect. Mick Jagger
perfoh you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
But like, yeah, I think when you're in your mid
thirties or even under thirty and you're releasing a memoir, yeah,
it's not sure, it's not It shouldn't be a memoir
at this stage.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
It's just like a life update. So I've got a
few here to read out. We'll get to your calls
on thirty and one and six. Five are feeling about
celebrity memoirs at the moment because a lot of them
out there. Would you read this memoir Woods A Different
Kind of Power, a memoir by Kiwi former Kiwi Prime
Minister j Cinda A.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Durn I'm not.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I think she's got obviously a bit to say. I'm
not a huge fan of politics, so no, I'm not reading.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
She's interesting, she's very interesting, said she.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Would be give some insights in some huge moments, such
as I couldn't name them now, I'd be here for weeks.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Miley Cyrus released her first celebrity memoir when she was seventeen.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
It was called Miles to Go. At least she's leaned in.
You open the book, there's one chapter and then just
bank pages. I would read that because you'd read it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You read that. I love Marley Cyrus. Snooky Snooky from
from Geordie.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Show, Jersey one of the sure confessions of a guide
Debt Snookie. I wouldn't read that one. Okay, I wouldn't
read that, But she's done it, and that's the point.
There's ter many out there, occasionally good. I mean, I'm
a big fan of a sports memoir.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
I've read Steve. Steve Wall's memoir has a good one.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Yeah, James Hurd memoir reading reading the play Nathan Buckley,
I haven't read buses?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Have you read boxes? Read? So?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
I mean I think after at what point do you
think the celebrity memoir? So, at what point do you
think the the memoir is like memoirble?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
I think I think you have to be at least
over the age of forty to release a member.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
What if you've what if you've what if you've sailed
around the world by yourself? You know that probably did
you know? It's always that you have to have completed defeat.
That is memoirble you that's.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Not a memoir.
Speaker 4 (40:51):
That's like if you if you sail around the world
and write a book about that experience, that's.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
A great book. I'm all for that. Yeah, okay, but
what I don't like is going, Hey, I sailed around
the world. Who wants to hear about mine? Alive? Yeah,
let's go to the sailing because they always start off
at like, you know, the day I was born, I
was a lonely kid. It's like, I'll get to the
sailing mate. Yeah, there's a lot of that going on.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
There's a lot of that going on, all right, Yeah,
we have we have some thirteen one O six five,
if you would like to tell us what you think
about celebrity memoirs and a lot a lot of people
are called Shannon hung up Kevin Kevin Spacey My Good Side,
a memoir by Kevin Spacey recently?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Did he do that? They released that? Really? I think so?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Yeah, since all the things, so yeah, yeah, man, I'm
not reading. No, I'm not reading that, Okay, read or
watch anything?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Givens? Is that a principle? Uh well, well, I'm not
sure what it is. I'm just not reading it. Well,
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.