July 7, 2025 • 22 mins
- Pettiest complaint you've recieved
- Can you laugh at your kids?
- Andy Lee
- Audibly torture us
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is the pettiest complaint you've heard from a customer?
I want to see how petty we can get. We're
inspired by Martha Stewart. She'd has had a whole bunch
of petty complaints and she's gangster. She's gangs her. She
spent time in jail and now she's complaining about everything
about her experience at city's Vivid Festival last month.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hated Sydney, hated it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I just love that she hates the airport too big,
I had to walk too far. That's just awesome. Let's
go to Sophia here. Sofia, Okay, you work in hospital,
no doubt, some petty complaints in this field.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What was the pettiest?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So hey, boys, hope you're doing well. Yeah, so many
petty complaints. But the most pettiest one I have had
experienced was a customer complaining that her cauliflower was too
deep slide when she ordered deep side califlower.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant. So so how do you react to that?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because you know she's ordered deep fried cauliflower, you've delivered that.
What did you what did you go back to the
kitchen and say to the cook.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, so I obviously apologized and asked her what she
was expecting. She just wanted something that wasn't too deep fried.
So I told the chef, and the chef just said,
give this to her, and it was raw brilliant.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, well, brilliant, chef.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I love that you helpful. Love when chefs get like that. Mate,
Thank you so much for that. Yeah, that's exactly what
I'll do. Go out and lambassad customer beautiful wonders for
our rating she is.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't think that's so outrageous.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
By the way, Oh you think a light deep frying.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He's going to put it out there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You ever complained about the level of deep frying.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No, but I would say that.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I think if you order like a battered or a
tempora style vegetable, I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Wouldn't want too much better on that.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
A Harper stuard about your will, well, a zucchini flower
or any sort of vegetable that's battered. Yeah, deep deep
like deep battering. That would ruin it for me. There
you go, and IEST think that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's just to much deep frying. There will don't have
another deep frying, guys, kay.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You can For example, on a piece of fish anyway.
Kate's cooled. Well, you can.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's just an level of batter depends on what you're battering.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Kate. Petty complaint from a customer. What happened?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, my complaint. I'm a school teacher and I had
a kindergarten student who was a selective mute. Spent a
whole year trying to get selective mutes, so I didn't talk,
was very.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Shy, but you can.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Talk, can talk in certain situations, but chose not to
it and that was it. And spent the whole year
working with her, trying to encourage her to come out
of a shell.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Build a confidence.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
That did a great job.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
She was talking in the classroom, started talking at home
to the parents and to the family, and then the
parents complained because she wouldn't shut up in the.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
House with so longer.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Very good shame will pretty poor fatherhood on my part recently,
bad daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So basically you were involved. Can I just say as well?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And I just think I wasn't. I was an accessory.
I wasn't as my wise mate. I just wish you
pulled me into line here because I've embarrassed myself and
done the one thing you should never do as a father.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So where I was at the park with you? Your
daughter was there? Was it your daughter's party?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, she was there, of course, party and all the
kids decided to do a race.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They were doing like a running race.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Did they decided to do a race? It was running around?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well yeah, but I think naturally when kids start running,
it becomes a bit of a race where they're, you know,
testing each other out who's the fastest.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So you just see these.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Kids from the back of the playground. They come out
of nowhere and they are just tearing. They can't believe
how quick they're going. Anyway, all the kids had gone past,
and we kind of went back to our beverages and
started talking, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
about a minute later, comes my beautiful daughter, Remy.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Who is going so incredibly slow. It's like the kids
have forgotten about They've moved on to other activities.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And there's Remy head down, just pumping the arms.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She's so far behind.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And it's like she was running. She was She's either
running up hill.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Or into like a fifty k in our headwind YEP,
that can confirm there was no wind.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
She just and but the effort was the effort was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
She was going for it and it led to this
huge laugh from all the parents, So every single parent,
And it's just she.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Also shoes with the lights on them as well, so
every footstep of.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Foot would light up.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah then yeah, and that as dad there, I fell
for it as well. I am pissing myself laughing at
how funny the whole thing is. And I just had
this moment where I was like, Ah, she's doing something
a little bit embarrassing and whilst this is funny, like
you have to admit that this is I think as
a parent, there's sometimes where you're like, ah, I shouldn't
(05:20):
be laughing at you right now.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
It's interesting that you raised this because and by the way,
thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
If you've laughed at your kid when you shouldn't have.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I think it's interesting that you raised this because you
literally brought up the other week about you know, when
do you tell your children the hard truths, like when
you're going to tell your daughter that she's bloody slow.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, no, it's funny. And I was like, I think
I'll be someone who'll be able to have that conversation. Yeah,
I realized on the weekend there's no way. After I
laughed at her face for a while, I got right
around and I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Was like, you are moving like the wind.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I find myself laughing at her a lot, actually, though
at inappropriate times.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So she's just started doing dancing classes. Oh cute as well.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Lastly, right, except the teacher always says point point your toes, right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Ballet sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So it's a ballet thing, and so it's point your
toes and Remy points at her toes.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Who class.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Point laughing at it, which again is like, don't laugh
at your daughter. For example, when my daughter was trying
to pronounce dinosaur for a long time and she pronounced
it asshole what.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. She was definitely referring to dinosaurs, but
she was saying asshole.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And when you're finding that funny, what happens doing it?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She does?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we're in the supermarket saying where's the asshole? Look,
I'm gonna stop saying. That works as naughty world, but
it's just a mistake.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
So yeah, we got I find it particularly hard with
your partner as well, like if they're laughing at your partner,
and you know you don't what it can don't. Yes,
we mentioned before it was Max's birthday last weekend and Sam,
he spent a lot of time researching your present for Max.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, spent a lot of time, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
So you ended up getting there this magnet, like this
giant magnet. Oh yeah, I think that she makes.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's like blocks with magnets anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've seen them. They look great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh they're great.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Max opens the present's first present.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
She opens it is the biggest box as well, so
she opens it up, takes one look at it, and
then she.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Goes, this is for my mummy.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I then gave it straight back to Sam right across
the table, which I thought was great.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you laugh obviously, Yeah, And I thought that.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Was very funny as well.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Of course, of course it was a good gears.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
At the end of the day, you can't give the
present straight back to.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hey guys, Hello, now, madam, you're a babysitter.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
I am.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
I've been babysitting for a long time now, and I've
never heard something so hilarious come out of the kid's mouth.
But it's quite sweet at the same time, this two
year old I look after he's I've taken himTo this
indoor playground and he starts saying what I think is
dump truck, but as you could imagine, it's coming out
as dumb and then the and I'm going, oh my gosh,
(08:09):
what are you saying? And he repeats it again, and
I'm like, oh my gosh, I start laughing. And now
because I laugh, you know now it's gone.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's good gear, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
We've got t shoes coiled on thirty and when I
seek five teastes, is your son?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yes, yes, he was two at the time. He's twenty now.
But we were at a family gathering at my auntie's
place and her father in law was there, and unfortunately
her father in law lost her legs. Sorry, he's standing
there in his shorts one leg crutches, and my son
walks over in front of everyone and says, hey, where's
(08:50):
your leg. We all have a bit of a chuckle.
He's two, but then he proceeds to walk underneath him,
look up his shorts leg and says, yep, nope, it's
not there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Woy.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
And of course we all cracked that up, and yeah,
he thought it was hilarious, so he kept bringing the
attention back to this man with a missing leaf.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, yeah, you can't laugh there. I apologize for love.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sorry the look up there.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
So this was your son? Yeah you had a laugh.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
We should.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Yeah, probably shouldn't have, but yeah. My husband and I
were shopping in a bathroom Renault store on Parramatta Road
and I was off looking at basins and tapware, and
I turned around to my husband calling my name loudly
across the display floor with my son over his shoulder
(09:47):
with his ass cheeks hanging out. Basically, he had said
that my son had been in the display toilet in
the front display window at the line it's on Paramatta Road,
doing a two in one of the toilets because he
was being potty trained, and he was very proud of himself.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And he leads in the studio. Your dim sim's now
exclusive to Carl's.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
When I say I'm going to do something, I very
rarely stop it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure. Yeah, yeah, which is a fault to be honest.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
And so when we said let's try and make a
premium dim sem this is four and a half years ago. Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, when you say we just made.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
A couple of mates having a sitting around, I reckon
I could do a better dim sins than this.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What happens? Well, it's like, does anyone know what's in
a dim sem?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Nah?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
We should make one with premium ingredients.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
That'd be funny like. And so we didn't realize a
long tape. Yeah, the minimum run was twelve thousand dimmis.
Whoa what are we going to do with twelve thousand dimmis?
We did pop ups, man, and it was just such
a dumb business idea because we had beers partnering with us,
and obviously you go there and you have like two
Dimmies and then you drink cans all day.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Sure, so the.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Partner they kept all that money and that was tens
of thousands of dollars and we're selling a dimmy for
like three dollars on a good day.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
On the good day, we sell like five hundred.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I was like, let's shut this down.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
And then a rapper from Coals was at one of
the pop ups, and then we could put them in stores.
It says in the back air fright one seventy And
the chef text me this morning and said, can you
please tell people to air fright one eighty okay, And
I was like, can.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It be that? I hate to tell you. It says it's.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Two hundred okay, what should be one eighty?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
A recall on the product Jesus Grist. This has been
releasing all coals, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Right, So obviously a big part of the show the
podcast now is, you know, losing touch with the common man.
So we want to know whether you've actually lost touch
with the common radio man or the corn radio. And
we don't test that with the highly patterned game show music.
So we've got some of them music that we play
on the radio these days.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I don't know how I don't know how much commercial radio.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
You listen to you oh so you guys podcast and
they take out the songs beautiful close to that. Hey,
So let's see whether you can complete the lyrics on
some of these songs.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And I'm so and because I'm too damn clean clean.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Change lyrics very hard, racy Abrams?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Did she say.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Dumb? At some point?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
She said that it's the back half of that chorus,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll give it to you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That's the lyrics that.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, it didn't seem sad exactly.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ex Go and f yourself.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh very good, just the jaded drive hosting the gun
go out of yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I do know this song. I don't know the lyrics,
but think about a lot of these pop.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Songs these days.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
They're not nuannciating.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Jesus pop songs these days.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You want to go another one?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Okay, yeah, boy, I bet you think she's so cool?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Well, well I didn't know. I don't know that. What
was that?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's Gracy Apron, isn't it Gracie again? Looking back like yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
The reason the reason I know yeah, these songs is
because Beck plays them all to me and dancers looking
at me like and and her and her friends. Still,
this is so funny. Actually I shouldn't be saying this.
Carry on, they go are you going to bed? And
great because they run their own concerts. So they did
the Full Earrors tour where.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
They hang on Beck and her friends, Yes, and you're
in bed, I'll go to bed.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
And then they sing till four in the morning like
all of Taylor Swift, and then with Gracie Abrams they
sing this one the time. The other thing they do
is they pretend they're in Victoria's Secret shows, and they
put on songs and they just strut up and down
the house as if they're models. And at times they've
asked me to sit there like I'm Adam Levine's apparently
(14:41):
he dates.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They do the little wink to me as they go fast.
So I'm sitting there with the midst to be out
slowly cooking the stores.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is the best and the worst thing I've ever
been about off.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
But they Yeah, so all these songs are always.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
On a normally.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
As I'm in bed, just vaguely hearing them, so maybe
they are enunciating the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I just hear it through.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Five walls as I've tried to get as far away
from the from as possible.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Jesus crime right now, you want to talk about torture?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Psychologue a bit strange? Yeah, No, I'm right into the torture.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Will I always heard psychological torture is the fave and
one have it a little bit of a play with
you now, please. So there's a council, Westminster Council in
the UK. A judge has just classified that there's a
certain activity that happens on the street that's been classified
(15:48):
as psychological torture.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Have a guess what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You would see it, I would say almost every day
you would see it, even on the streets of Australia.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's been classified as.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Torturing somebody else.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's it's torturous apparently to anyone.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Who's their activity on the phone on speaker phone, that
that should be classified on public transport.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
What are your thoughts on people answering the phone on
public transport? Because I'm a I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Auger band band, not that, not that, I'll give you
a clue.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Busking, busking, busking.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
The sheer dog gets how he started play?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's how tones and I started. Yes, that's our Tedy
swim started.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Who's the swim dog on the their old dogs? When
they're busking, everyone starts on the streets dash cell dog
also known as soll dog.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So apparently a judge has basically said, yes, busking is
psychological torture.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Really sometimes I quite like busking. I agree, sometimes it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They've got issues with the repetition of it. There was
a company in the repetition.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well, I think they're saying that these buskers do the
same song a lot over and over, and the Obviously
it's a transient location, so like, well, it's the first
time you've heard this song because you're working past. But
for the companies that are there.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Over and over, you have to apply for a permit.
I think that's it.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I think like it's very illegal to bust without a permit, right,
you get moved on really quickly.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Well, appears you're making money.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, right, Well, apparently there was a company nearby
that some of their staff had to work in cupboards,
they've said, because.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They were so sick of the repetitive songs, so they
were working from the cupboards.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
People are doing double glazed windows, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But look, despite yes, hearing the same song over and
over being quite torturous, I agree.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
What's your least favorite form of busking?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, my least favorite? Yeah, yeah, because there's some buzz
some busking that I look at and I go, gee,
whiz you are You're so talented. You know when they
get like that, you know when they tip the empty
drums upside down and they play even I'm solo.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
You know, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I watched that all day long. I've even seen them
doing it with like you know can empty cans.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They build a different noise and stick extrawdin No, that's great.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
The other night, I want to go and see a
concert at ham Hole in Melbourne, and I walked past
the guy on the bridge and he had the iPod out,
the iPad out.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He wears the Fluo the fluo gear. Right, he's good,
he's amazing. You're gonna say he's bad.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
How dare you?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He where's the where's the sunnies? He has the speed
Dealer Sunnis and he is just going for it. You've
got a bad word to how dire you?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I thought he was joking.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm going to get on. I'm going to get him
on the shake.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Because we could have decide whether I was like, is
he deliberately ship like is he doing this to go?
Or I'm so bad that other people should that you're
paying that paying me for pity. But then one of
my friends like, he's cleverer than that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
He's deliberately bad.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
He wants you pity.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I thought he was quite good.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He's singing Cold Play songs, reading them off an iPad
and nailing it in fluoro green yes, with speed, with
with a tinny backing track.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
He's got a speaker on a little trolley with as well,
so you can move around, and a headset.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, well, we'll get him on. He's on tomorrow. I
can live at five.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
My god, you actually we actually probably could get him.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Actually, do you know a great exposure for him?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Great, I'm talking No, okay, I think we have to get.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Him in because I think he's busy, could be, he
could be unless this is shown, because he is busy,
man show.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I'd love to have him anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I just thought, though, basking not so bad. So thirteen
one oh six five, right now, torture me. I want
to be tortured.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Why audibly tortured? Well, it has to be very audibly sensitive.
You can't handle much.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
So you should be able to do it. Do anything?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Right up next on thirteen one oh six five, to
torture me.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
You're gonna hate that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, maybe I'll be able to handle it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
It's pretty good, pretty bad, gone gone catulated.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And I realized that, I realize that's a double loss
because we lose listeners at the same time.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But it's a poison. It's a poison.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Showers you took your headphones off, in three.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That hurt, That hurt my ears.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Do anything that you think we will audibly not be
able to handle.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
And there's no way, no matter what you do, that
your audible torture is going to be as bad as
this guy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I've got some audio of him here. He is
doing a classic. You can do that all night.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You can hear the people all night, but he brings
the people in.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Listen to the excitement that he's bringing. He might have
been nailing the notes, but I reckon he does a
great show. And personally, I mean, I would go down
there just to watch him. I don't even care that
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I couldn't be in his radius.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Open invitation.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't know if he's down there with his wireless
listening to Drive time Radio, but open invitation.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm not sure what his name is.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Frankie Lee Mate, if you can get here to the
station tomorrow, you're on. You're on a one off performance
on radio. He deserves the stage right now.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Though. Torture us, well.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You know, let's let's just push through it, will Kathy.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think you can do something too audibly torturous. Burping. Yeah,
you can burp on demand?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh, I can do this, can do that all day.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What you were doing?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
What's the second thing?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
The second one was my ducks.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh you're dark.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You're making ducks quack, making ducks quack.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh God, I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I wouldn't say it's torturous. I thought the ducks were cute.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Have you got a torturer's play?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh, shocking noise, shocking noise, audibly torturous.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I'd say, I'm surprised you did that on radio.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, you asked me, mate, I don't want to go.
I didn't want to go, have to go there.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I didn't want to go. Terrific, it's shocking. I can't
believe you pulled that one out there.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I know very quick. Had in the back of the
head the whole time. I didn't want to use it.
Let's go to Josie. Here's so bad shocking.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Noise, here's many make you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
This is the bit, right, this is the bit that's
not actually how you wow?
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Are you having sandwich?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
A little microphone
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What is the pettiest complaint you've heard from a customer?
I want to see how petty we can get. We're
inspired by Martha Stewart. She'd has had a whole bunch
of petty complaints and she's gangster. She's gangs her. She
spent time in jail and now she's complaining about everything
about her experience at city's Vivid Festival last month.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hated Sydney, hated it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I just love that she hates the airport too big,
I had to walk too far. That's just awesome. Let's
go to Sophia here. Sofia, Okay, you work in hospital,
no doubt, some petty complaints in this field.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What was the pettiest?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So hey, boys, hope you're doing well. Yeah, so many
petty complaints. But the most pettiest one I have had
experienced was a customer complaining that her cauliflower was too
deep slide when she ordered deep side califlower.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Brilliant, Wow, brilliant. So so how do you react to that?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Because you know she's ordered deep fried cauliflower, you've delivered that.
What did you what did you go back to the
kitchen and say to the cook.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, so I obviously apologized and asked her what she
was expecting. She just wanted something that wasn't too deep fried.
So I told the chef, and the chef just said,
give this to her, and it was raw brilliant.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, well, brilliant, chef.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I love that you helpful. Love when chefs get like that. Mate,
Thank you so much for that. Yeah, that's exactly what
I'll do. Go out and lambassad customer beautiful wonders for
our rating she is.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
I don't think that's so outrageous.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
By the way, Oh you think a light deep frying.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
He's going to put it out there.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
You ever complained about the level of deep frying.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
No, but I would say that.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I think if you order like a battered or a
tempora style vegetable, I.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Wouldn't want too much better on that.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
A Harper stuard about your will, well, a zucchini flower
or any sort of vegetable that's battered. Yeah, deep deep
like deep battering. That would ruin it for me. There
you go, and IEST think that's common sense.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's just to much deep frying. There will don't have
another deep frying, guys, kay.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You can For example, on a piece of fish anyway.
Kate's cooled. Well, you can.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
It's just an level of batter depends on what you're battering.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Kate. Petty complaint from a customer. What happened?
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, my complaint. I'm a school teacher and I had
a kindergarten student who was a selective mute. Spent a
whole year trying to get selective mutes, so I didn't talk,
was very.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Shy, but you can.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Talk, can talk in certain situations, but chose not to
it and that was it. And spent the whole year
working with her, trying to encourage her to come out
of a shell.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Build a confidence.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
That did a great job.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
She was talking in the classroom, started talking at home
to the parents and to the family, and then the
parents complained because she wouldn't shut up in the.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
House with so longer.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Very good shame will pretty poor fatherhood on my part recently,
bad daddy.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So basically you were involved. Can I just say as well?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
And I just think I wasn't. I was an accessory.
I wasn't as my wise mate. I just wish you
pulled me into line here because I've embarrassed myself and
done the one thing you should never do as a father.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
So where I was at the park with you? Your
daughter was there? Was it your daughter's party?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, she was there, of course, party and all the
kids decided to do a race.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They were doing like a running race.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Did they decided to do a race? It was running around?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well yeah, but I think naturally when kids start running,
it becomes a bit of a race where they're, you know,
testing each other out who's the fastest.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
So you just see these.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Kids from the back of the playground. They come out
of nowhere and they are just tearing. They can't believe
how quick they're going. Anyway, all the kids had gone past,
and we kind of went back to our beverages and
started talking, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
about a minute later, comes my beautiful daughter, Remy.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Who is going so incredibly slow. It's like the kids
have forgotten about They've moved on to other activities.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
And there's Remy head down, just pumping the arms.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She's so far behind.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And it's like she was running. She was She's either
running up hill.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Or into like a fifty k in our headwind YEP,
that can confirm there was no wind.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
She just and but the effort was the effort was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
She was going for it and it led to this
huge laugh from all the parents, So every single parent,
And it's just she.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Also shoes with the lights on them as well, so
every footstep of.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Foot would light up.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah then yeah, and that as dad there, I fell
for it as well. I am pissing myself laughing at
how funny the whole thing is. And I just had
this moment where I was like, Ah, she's doing something
a little bit embarrassing and whilst this is funny, like
you have to admit that this is I think as
a parent, there's sometimes where you're like, ah, I shouldn't
(05:20):
be laughing at you right now.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
It's interesting that you raised this because and by the way,
thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
If you've laughed at your kid when you shouldn't have.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
I think it's interesting that you raised this because you
literally brought up the other week about you know, when
do you tell your children the hard truths, like when
you're going to tell your daughter that she's bloody slow.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, no, it's funny. And I was like, I think
I'll be someone who'll be able to have that conversation. Yeah,
I realized on the weekend there's no way. After I
laughed at her face for a while, I got right
around and I.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Was like, you are moving like the wind.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I find myself laughing at her a lot, actually, though
at inappropriate times.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So she's just started doing dancing classes. Oh cute as well.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Lastly, right, except the teacher always says point point your toes, right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Ballet sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So it's a ballet thing, and so it's point your
toes and Remy points at her toes.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Who class.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Point laughing at it, which again is like, don't laugh
at your daughter. For example, when my daughter was trying
to pronounce dinosaur for a long time and she pronounced
it asshole what.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. She was definitely referring to dinosaurs, but
she was saying asshole.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And when you're finding that funny, what happens doing it?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She does?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
So we're in the supermarket saying where's the asshole? Look,
I'm gonna stop saying. That works as naughty world, but
it's just a mistake.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
So yeah, we got I find it particularly hard with
your partner as well, like if they're laughing at your partner,
and you know you don't what it can don't. Yes,
we mentioned before it was Max's birthday last weekend and Sam,
he spent a lot of time researching your present for Max.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, spent a lot of time, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
So you ended up getting there this magnet, like this
giant magnet. Oh yeah, I think that she makes.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's like blocks with magnets anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I've seen them. They look great.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh they're great.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Max opens the present's first present.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
She opens it is the biggest box as well, so
she opens it up, takes one look at it, and
then she.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Goes, this is for my mummy.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I then gave it straight back to Sam right across
the table, which I thought was great.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Did you laugh obviously, Yeah, And I thought that.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Was very funny as well.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Of course, of course it was a good gears.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
At the end of the day, you can't give the
present straight back to.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Hey guys, Hello, now, madam, you're a babysitter.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
I am.
Speaker 9 (07:43):
I've been babysitting for a long time now, and I've
never heard something so hilarious come out of the kid's mouth.
But it's quite sweet at the same time, this two
year old I look after he's I've taken himTo this
indoor playground and he starts saying what I think is
dump truck, but as you could imagine, it's coming out
as dumb and then the and I'm going, oh my gosh,
(08:09):
what are you saying? And he repeats it again, and
I'm like, oh my gosh, I start laughing. And now
because I laugh, you know now it's gone.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
It's good gear, Maddie.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
We've got t shoes coiled on thirty and when I
seek five teastes, is your son?
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yes, yes, he was two at the time. He's twenty now.
But we were at a family gathering at my auntie's
place and her father in law was there, and unfortunately
her father in law lost her legs. Sorry, he's standing
there in his shorts one leg crutches, and my son
walks over in front of everyone and says, hey, where's
(08:50):
your leg. We all have a bit of a chuckle.
He's two, but then he proceeds to walk underneath him,
look up his shorts leg and says, yep, nope, it's
not there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Woy.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
And of course we all cracked that up, and yeah,
he thought it was hilarious, so he kept bringing the
attention back to this man with a missing leaf.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, yeah, you can't laugh there. I apologize for love.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Sorry the look up there.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
So this was your son? Yeah you had a laugh.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
We should.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
Yeah, probably shouldn't have, but yeah. My husband and I
were shopping in a bathroom Renault store on Parramatta Road
and I was off looking at basins and tapware, and
I turned around to my husband calling my name loudly
across the display floor with my son over his shoulder
(09:47):
with his ass cheeks hanging out. Basically, he had said
that my son had been in the display toilet in
the front display window at the line it's on Paramatta Road,
doing a two in one of the toilets because he
was being potty trained, and he was very proud of himself.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And he leads in the studio. Your dim sim's now
exclusive to Carl's.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
When I say I'm going to do something, I very
rarely stop it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Sure. Yeah, yeah, which is a fault to be honest.
Speaker 10 (10:23):
And so when we said let's try and make a
premium dim sem this is four and a half years ago. Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, when you say we just made.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
A couple of mates having a sitting around, I reckon
I could do a better dim sins than this.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
What happens? Well, it's like, does anyone know what's in
a dim sem?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Nah?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
We should make one with premium ingredients.
Speaker 10 (10:38):
That'd be funny like. And so we didn't realize a
long tape. Yeah, the minimum run was twelve thousand dimmis.
Whoa what are we going to do with twelve thousand dimmis?
We did pop ups, man, and it was just such
a dumb business idea because we had beers partnering with us,
and obviously you go there and you have like two
Dimmies and then you drink cans all day.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Sure, so the.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
Partner they kept all that money and that was tens
of thousands of dollars and we're selling a dimmy for
like three dollars on a good day.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
On the good day, we sell like five hundred.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
So I was like, let's shut this down.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
And then a rapper from Coals was at one of
the pop ups, and then we could put them in stores.
It says in the back air fright one seventy And
the chef text me this morning and said, can you
please tell people to air fright one eighty okay, And
I was like, can.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It be that? I hate to tell you. It says it's.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Two hundred okay, what should be one eighty?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
A recall on the product Jesus Grist. This has been
releasing all coals, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Right, So obviously a big part of the show the
podcast now is, you know, losing touch with the common man.
So we want to know whether you've actually lost touch
with the common radio man or the corn radio. And
we don't test that with the highly patterned game show music.
So we've got some of them music that we play
on the radio these days.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
Now.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
I don't know how I don't know how much commercial radio.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
You listen to you oh so you guys podcast and
they take out the songs beautiful close to that. Hey,
So let's see whether you can complete the lyrics on
some of these songs.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
And I'm so and because I'm too damn clean clean.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Change lyrics very hard, racy Abrams?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Did she say.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Dumb? At some point?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
She said that it's the back half of that chorus,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll give it to you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
That's the lyrics that.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, it didn't seem sad exactly.
Speaker 10 (12:54):
Wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ex Go and f yourself.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh very good, just the jaded drive hosting the gun
go out of yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I do know this song. I don't know the lyrics,
but think about a lot of these pop.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Songs these days.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
They're not nuannciating.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Jesus pop songs these days.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
You want to go another one?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:31):
Okay, yeah, boy, I bet you think she's so cool?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah? Nice?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Well, well I didn't know. I don't know that. What
was that?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's Gracy Apron, isn't it Gracie again? Looking back like yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
The reason the reason I know yeah, these songs is
because Beck plays them all to me and dancers looking
at me like and and her and her friends. Still,
this is so funny. Actually I shouldn't be saying this.
Carry on, they go are you going to bed? And
great because they run their own concerts. So they did
the Full Earrors tour where.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
They hang on Beck and her friends, Yes, and you're
in bed, I'll go to bed.
Speaker 10 (14:20):
And then they sing till four in the morning like
all of Taylor Swift, and then with Gracie Abrams they
sing this one the time. The other thing they do
is they pretend they're in Victoria's Secret shows, and they
put on songs and they just strut up and down
the house as if they're models. And at times they've
asked me to sit there like I'm Adam Levine's apparently
(14:41):
he dates.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
They do the little wink to me as they go fast.
So I'm sitting there with the midst to be out
slowly cooking the stores.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
This is the best and the worst thing I've ever
been about off.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
But they Yeah, so all these songs are always.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
On a normally.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
As I'm in bed, just vaguely hearing them, so maybe
they are enunciating the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
I just hear it through.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Five walls as I've tried to get as far away
from the from as possible.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Jesus crime right now, you want to talk about torture?
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Psychologue a bit strange? Yeah, No, I'm right into the torture.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Will I always heard psychological torture is the fave and
one have it a little bit of a play with
you now, please. So there's a council, Westminster Council in
the UK. A judge has just classified that there's a
certain activity that happens on the street that's been classified
(15:48):
as psychological torture.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Have a guess what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
You would see it, I would say almost every day
you would see it, even on the streets of Australia.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
It's been classified as.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Torturing somebody else.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's it's torturous apparently to anyone.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Who's their activity on the phone on speaker phone, that
that should be classified on public transport.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
What are your thoughts on people answering the phone on
public transport? Because I'm a I'm.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Auger band band, not that, not that, I'll give you
a clue.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Busking, busking, busking.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
The sheer dog gets how he started play?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's how tones and I started. Yes, that's our Tedy
swim started.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Who's the swim dog on the their old dogs? When
they're busking, everyone starts on the streets dash cell dog
also known as soll dog.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So apparently a judge has basically said, yes, busking is
psychological torture.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Really sometimes I quite like busking. I agree, sometimes it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
They've got issues with the repetition of it. There was
a company in the repetition.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well, I think they're saying that these buskers do the
same song a lot over and over, and the Obviously
it's a transient location, so like, well, it's the first
time you've heard this song because you're working past. But
for the companies that are there.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Over and over, you have to apply for a permit.
I think that's it.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I think like it's very illegal to bust without a permit, right,
you get moved on really quickly.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Well, appears you're making money.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, right, Well, apparently there was a company nearby
that some of their staff had to work in cupboards,
they've said, because.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
They were so sick of the repetitive songs, so they
were working from the cupboards.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
People are doing double glazed windows, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
But look, despite yes, hearing the same song over and
over being quite torturous, I agree.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
What's your least favorite form of busking?
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, my least favorite? Yeah, yeah, because there's some buzz
some busking that I look at and I go, gee,
whiz you are You're so talented. You know when they
get like that, you know when they tip the empty
drums upside down and they play even I'm solo.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
You know, that's incredible.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I watched that all day long. I've even seen them
doing it with like you know can empty cans.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
They build a different noise and stick extrawdin No, that's great.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
The other night, I want to go and see a
concert at ham Hole in Melbourne, and I walked past
the guy on the bridge and he had the iPod out,
the iPad out.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
He wears the Fluo the fluo gear. Right, he's good,
he's amazing. You're gonna say he's bad.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
How dare you?
Speaker 8 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
He where's the where's the sunnies? He has the speed
Dealer Sunnis and he is just going for it. You've
got a bad word to how dire you?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I thought he was joking.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I'm going to get on. I'm going to get him
on the shake.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Because we could have decide whether I was like, is
he deliberately ship like is he doing this to go?
Or I'm so bad that other people should that you're
paying that paying me for pity. But then one of
my friends like, he's cleverer than that.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
He's deliberately bad.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
He wants you pity.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I thought he was quite good.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He's singing Cold Play songs, reading them off an iPad
and nailing it in fluoro green yes, with speed, with
with a tinny backing track.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
He's got a speaker on a little trolley with as well,
so you can move around, and a headset.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yeah, well, we'll get him on. He's on tomorrow. I
can live at five.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
My god, you actually we actually probably could get him.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Actually, do you know a great exposure for him?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Great, I'm talking No, okay, I think we have to get.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Him in because I think he's busy, could be, he
could be unless this is shown, because he is busy,
man show.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
I'd love to have him anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
I just thought, though, basking not so bad. So thirteen
one oh six five, right now, torture me. I want
to be tortured.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Why audibly tortured? Well, it has to be very audibly sensitive.
You can't handle much.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
So you should be able to do it. Do anything?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Right up next on thirteen one oh six five, to
torture me.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
You're gonna hate that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Well, maybe I'll be able to handle it.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
It's pretty good, pretty bad, gone gone catulated.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
And I realized that, I realize that's a double loss
because we lose listeners at the same time.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
But it's a poison. It's a poison.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Showers you took your headphones off, in three.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That hurt, That hurt my ears.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Do anything that you think we will audibly not be
able to handle.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
And there's no way, no matter what you do, that
your audible torture is going to be as bad as
this guy.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I've got some audio of him here. He is
doing a classic. You can do that all night.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You can hear the people all night, but he brings
the people in.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Listen to the excitement that he's bringing. He might have
been nailing the notes, but I reckon he does a
great show. And personally, I mean, I would go down
there just to watch him. I don't even care that
I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
I couldn't be in his radius.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Open invitation.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I don't know if he's down there with his wireless
listening to Drive time Radio, but open invitation.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm not sure what his name is.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Frankie Lee Mate, if you can get here to the
station tomorrow, you're on. You're on a one off performance
on radio. He deserves the stage right now.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Though. Torture us, well.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You know, let's let's just push through it, will Kathy.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I think you can do something too audibly torturous. Burping. Yeah,
you can burp on demand?
Speaker 10 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Oh, I can do this, can do that all day.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What you were doing?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
What's the second thing?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
The second one was my ducks.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh you're dark.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
You're making ducks quack, making ducks quack.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh God, I'm feeling.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I wouldn't say it's torturous. I thought the ducks were cute.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
Have you got a torturer's play?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh, shocking noise, shocking noise, audibly torturous.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
I'd say, I'm surprised you did that on radio.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well, you asked me, mate, I don't want to go.
I didn't want to go, have to go there.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
I didn't want to go. Terrific, it's shocking. I can't
believe you pulled that one out there.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I know very quick. Had in the back of the
head the whole time. I didn't want to use it.
Let's go to Josie. Here's so bad shocking.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Noise, here's many make you.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
This is the bit, right, this is the bit that's
not actually how you wow?
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Are you having sandwich?
Speaker 8 (22:34):
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