October 28, 2025 • 39 mins
- What is required in a marriage if not love?
- Audio prompts on dating apps
- Battle Of The Gens
- Oasis - believe it or not
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love these cases. I'm not sure why. I just well, no,
I do know why. There's a guy who's worth one
hundred and fifty million dollars in the US, A Canadian
philanthropist who's obviously philanthropists by the way, for those playing
home means they give money to charity. Doesn't seem he's giving.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A lot of it away. Yeah, how does he still
have one hundred and fifty million?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He's got one hundred and fifty mill woods. Anyway, he's
gone the way of John Cleese, Robin Williams, a lot
of those wealthy guys who fall for younger women and
then get caught up in divorce proceedings afterwards. So this woman,
he's sixty seven, she was thirty five. She was his
massage therapist, and effectively, after developing a friendship for a
(00:53):
little while, they decided to get married land mass beautiful,
beautiful story, beautiful story, so far, beautiful story, so far. Anyway, Surprise, surprise.
After a few years, things don't go well. And I mean,
from here, you've kind of got a couple of choices.
I mean, you know, if you're in the case of
John Cleese and Robin Williams. That's why John Cleese was
(01:14):
touring Faulty Towers the stage show for years, because he
had to cough up months of his fortune to his
divorced wives. Robin Williams went on to make movies like
Flubber and r V, which we all knew and loved.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I think is underrated.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But in this case, this guy has been ordered to order,
been ordered to pay his fort and now former fiance,
his former massage therapist, upwards of five million US in
divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So I think five million is probably reasonable.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, they weren't even married. They weren't even married. They're
not married yet. It's just engaged, right, so she's had
a slice at the pie. Her argument, her argument was
that they were in love. Argument was that they weren't
in love. The judge actually rules in favor with the
guy and says, look, judging by everything here, you guys
(02:07):
aren't in love. Like I agree with that, but but
he said love is actually not a requirement for marriage anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What as a marriage celebrant.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
The word love is not at any of the legal stuff.
It's more about making a commitment to somebody as opposed
to do I love.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You interesting, right, and you think that like, yeah, that
love would be a part of that, but it's not.
And hence this massage therapist is to the tune of
ten million Australian doors richer and good for her. But
I'm going to know from you guys right now, because
I find this. I find this interesting for lots of
different reasons. I'm not married, yeat, Like I've been in
(02:54):
a relationship for ten years, but I'm not married. But
I find this question very interesting. Like if love is
not a requirement for a successful marriage, yeah on thirteen
one oh six five, what is?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't know if it's what is?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What is? What? What do you need? If you have
one thing, you got to choose one and you can't
choose anything else. What do you need in order for
your marriage to work?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You let me know if this is two airy fairy
and a bit nebulous. But like respect, I don't need
to take it. I don't think a marriage is going
to work if you don't respect you, but like respect
them enough to listen to their concerns or what they're saying. Yeah,
I think if you don't have that respect, then that's
I don't think you'd marry that person.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah nice, all right, no one else called no, we
won't take that call. Specific well, I mean, I mean,
I know, I respect would be a good answer. I
mean maybe too broad. I mean, like you know, people
might say, you know, being a you know, is what
it's it's agreement between two people. I mean, being a
(04:06):
person doesn't necessarily need to be a thing anymore because
people are marrying their ai on the net, you know,
we're having relationships with computers. So people would say that
being a person doesn't necessarily require a marriage for me,
I for me, this is just my take on it,
I think, and this probably goes against the traditional concept
of marriage. I think that you need to have a
(04:29):
sense of individuality in the relationship. I think that you
need to both really know and be allowed to be
who you are as individuals within your relationship. Start for a.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Marriage, For a marriage to work, it's that you are
going to accept who I am, exactly who I am,
even if I change.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Which I think allows you to be an individual. I
think when you start, which a very old school idea
of sort of you know, compromise on who you are
because you're with this person, and give up everything and
work as a team. But do you think you still
have I think as soon as you forget individuality, then
I think it all goes it all goes south pretty fast.
And then all of a sudden, you're marrying your keyboard
at two o'clock in the morning. Hey, I'm third and
(05:11):
one of six.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Five.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well that's when you know that later in life, it's
like become the true men.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm leaving you and.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, you know what I mean, you marry, you marry
your keyboard, you marry your bot.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Or now I'm a five free age, I'm a fire
breather in a tropical island.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You kind of need your.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Partner in marriage to be the one to tell you, like,
don't wear that outside, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Like I rely on honestly trust, don't get.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
The cut off Daisy Dukes, Like it's not you.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Right, is that you saying that to her? Her saying
it to you, and he.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Says it to me.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, I need that if you if your partner
is going to say that too, then before you know,
you're out there in the world and you cut off
Daisy Dukes and everyone's laughing at you behind your back.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah right, Okay, Yeah, no, I know. I mean, like
with you, sometimes she misses a few, like with those
because they'll slip on little numbers, the slip on numbers
that you wear sometimes, so she tells you, well, yeah, no, no,
you just don't listen to us. I think there's trust
and that. Yeah, let's go to Patty one six five Patty, Patty,
(06:17):
what's a requirement? What's what's what? What one thing do
you need for successful note?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I think trust as well. I think trust is really
important for so many different levels, on a really deep level,
but also just like the really simple things. For example,
you've got takeaway and it's pizza, and you're taking it
for the next day, and you need to know that
your partner's not going to eat it.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, sure'cial that's crucial.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You really a really interesting one. I was I was
listening to a podcast about this the other day, about
about desire actually, and she was saying that one of
the things that falls for the reason that people don't
express what their desire is because they don't try us
their partner with their desires, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Because they're worried the pile of judge them, like judge
them funny design.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Patty it's funny, Patty, it's funny that you it's Patty,
it's funny you brought up food, because she was saying
the clearest place that you see this is when couples
talk about what they want to have for takeaway, and
the person that doesn't feel like they can trust their
partner with their desires goes, oh, I don't know you
choose yeah, because they actually do. You actually do know
what you want, but you're scared about saying what you
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want in front of your partner because you're worried they're
gonna like reject what you want for food. And obviously
that extrapolates itself into so many other things in your life.
But she was like, if you're the person in the
takeaway argument going hey, I don't care what we have,
you should probably have a look at it because you
actually do know what you want, but you're just scared
to admit it in front of that person. Crazy, right,
isn't that crazy? We all know, we all know that
(07:52):
takeaway discussion, and we all know the groups in which
we're comfortable saying I want Indian and the groups we're
not comfortable in saying that.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And sometimes you're ashamed of I've had the dirty bird
the last three nights in a row, but I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Feel like it again. Let's go to Maria out here.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Maria, what do you think the number one requirement for marriages?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I feel a commitment?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Sure, yeah, wow, okay, old school I like it, Maria,
I like it.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
At level after thirty nine years. Commitments, ups and downs, commitments.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, that's and that's true, Marie.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's it's commitment through the difficult dickens as well, because
you've got to.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Have there's going to be time.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Health.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
That's well, that's It's interesting, Maria, you've brought up something
as a marriage celebrants. You know, I feel like I
am a bit of an expert on this area.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Second time you've said it.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
One more that is mentioned, like within the legal requirements.
It's like you are saying you are committing to that
person for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Brenda on third one six five, much as I do
love you talking about that, Brenda, what's the requirement for marriage? Brenda?
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What's a requirement for marriage?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Brenda?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Big one would be communications?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Nice? Are you married? Brenda?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
So married but separated recently separated because of this.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Wow in like what can you tell us what the
what the nuts and bolts of that were, Like specifically,
what was the communication.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Communication basically if you're going somewhere where you're going or
what time you're coming back, or if you got plans.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
To communicate with trust so we weren't crossed over plans.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it ties into the trusting. Thanks Brenda.
You know interesting on this again on this podcast I
was listening to when she was talking about how some
people are scared to communicate because they're trying not to
get too involved with like things like they're like, oh,
I'm going to be selfless and not impose myself on
the situation. Yes, yes, she said this great thing which
really stuck with me. She said, we all keep using
(09:57):
this word self less like it's a good word, right, Yeah, yeah,
but how but we all want to be happy, right,
So how is how is going to be happy going
to involve less of yourself? Like selfish is a dirty word,
but a lot of the time it really takes like
being selfish to be happy in relationships. And it's also
(10:18):
it is just so anti what everyone thinks, you know,
that old school version of commitment. Hey, you know, I'll
just I'll just do what you want to do, tell
me what you want. She was like, if you if
you keep doing that, you you will just have less
and less of yourself in the relationship. You'll be miserable.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
It's also cruel to your partner, Like you're you're saying
that the person who loves you most in this world, probably.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You're not You're not telling them what you really want.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, that's right there in a position where it's just like, well,
I can never make you happy because you're not being
honest about what you want, because you just continue to
do the whole selfless thing and just be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like, no, no, no, it's not about me, not about me.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I couldn't agree more. So, what do you want for tonight?
Woods take away the Dirty Birds right now?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
A bit of a heartbreaking moment on our radio show. Yes,
that Wilba we spoke to like quite honestly, a genuine
legend by the name of Riley.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
On our show last Friday.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He effectively called our radio show because he wanted some
advice for a date that he had on the weekend.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
You did have a quick question, I've got a date
on Sunday, and I was just wondering if you guys
have got any advice.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I love it. Where are you
having the date and where are you going?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Probably a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't know if Minni. Let me just check with
some women. Mini golf first date it from me?
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So no, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So we were a little bit worried after the chat
that he was going to take this girl to minigolf
on Sunday, But we got him on the show yesterday
to hear how the date went, and yeh, look it
was pretty flatting stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
She pulled out on the date.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You heard do you think you heard on the radio? Yeah,
so tough moment.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I didn't want him on the show, but it was
our EP Jojo se wh who put him on, which
was outrageous. No regret from her. Do you have anything
more you going to say for yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There, Joe, I can't wait to get anyone again. Well
he is here right now. Riley.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I mean I do want to ask you do you
think it was a bit do you think it was
a little bit cruel?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Riley?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Obviously our EP Jojo she knew that you had been
stood up on Sunday, and yet she was like, oh, yeah,
we'll just track your live on here to retell that.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Riley.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
No, that's all right. That's what you can do about it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
And that's why you're above it. Mate, you're such a
good person. Even though that is that's black and white,
that is cruel. But you know the fact that you're
being positive about that is great.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And the girl that missed out on that date with you,
she missed out, we can all say with.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Confidence, and speaking speaking of positivity, Riley, shut up, Joe.
When we spoke to you yesterday, mate, you brought up
the fact that apparently on dating apps and Will and
I were not across this because when we were single,
dating apps were only they were very much in their
early years. But apparently on dating apps now you can
do an audio prompt.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Yeah. Yeah, you can do a little prompt where it
speaks about like what my friends think about me, or
a little blob about that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
So so so you can like so when you're on
someone's profile, you can like click on something. I'm sorry
for sending so old, but you can click on something
and effectively an audio file will play.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Not on their PC mate, they're on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well you tap with your finger or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
They can right click on prompt and you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Download file and then you get to so you hear
audio of the person or of their friends.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Sorry, it's confusing that it's called prompt. So I thought
it was like you know, it was it was a
to have a conversation. So it was like a conversation starter.
So the audio prompt was them going like, don't talk
to me about dolphins.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well it could be, and then that was the prompt,
and then you have a chat. You could do that.
You could do that. But so Riley, you went, it's
far to.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Say that blurb. Sorry, just to confirm it's like here,
here's or can be anything.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Me anything, give me anything else audio file.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And you actually suggested Raleigh that maybe Will and I
could record one of these audio prompts for you and
put it on your your dating profile. But I just think, Riley,
before we make that move, I'm just keen to ask
everyone listening right now on thirteen one oh sixty five,
if you're currently on the apps, you're on the dating apps,
does the audio prompt function work or is it a
(14:43):
bit of a nick like, do do do you add
the audio prompt to your dating profile?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What did you go for?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Or if you are just like searching through guys? Is
it is it a good thing to like sing an
audio prompt? And does that like push you into maybe
wanting to see that person?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Thirteen sixty five is the phone number. Give us a call.
We'd love to hear from you. Guys. This is a
foreign territory for me. Would I'm keen to do this
for you, mate, but I'm not going to do it
if the overall response is that this is a red flag,
but yeah, looks stick around mate, more pain for you
up next?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No doubt, no, no, no, no no, We're in the positive
space now, Raley, Jess what do you think?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Hey, guys, I don't know for me. If you'll buy
yourself in a room and it's really quiet, it can
be a bit of an ick, but with friends it's
not too bad. Like if they have good things to
say about you, it's always nice.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Sorry, it's your mates talking for you. So you get
your friends to do it for you. Yeah, So what
did you make your friends read?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Sorry, what did you make your friends say about you?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I've just had friends like asked about their opinions. So
it was just I think it's just a thing about
a prompt for a friend. I actually deleted it a
while ago, but I think they were just saying like
how I'm a nice person and like good to be around,
good company, stuff like that. Like if they're really going
into personal details, it just kind of sounds a bit
like weird.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't know, it's just kind of it's just coming
across like one of those ransom videos where someone's reading
a script and they've got like a gun to their head.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, it's either that or I was trying saying before,
like a like one of those test customer testimonials direct ad.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It feels a bit forced. I mean the other the
other way to go, though, will is to have a
little bit of fun with your audio prompt. And one
of our producers Live is going to hate that. I've
remembered this, but we were talking about this briefly after
the show and Live. You did have an audio prompt
on your daddy net when you were single, Yeah, I did,
And what was that audio prompt?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Live?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It was my golemn impression.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We're gonna have to hear it live.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
We're gonna have to hear. It's been years, so I
don't know if I have it still.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's like riding a bike. I've heard Live give a
you all right?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh wow, I need do that on the air. There
you go ten and they never saw Live again.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
My radio debut?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Will I want a debut?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wie wow?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And I think you've just got a nickname. You are
now Gollum producer Golum. Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Now, Jesse, I think we can all agree that a
Golum impersonation probably a little bit ick, but audio and
prompts in general.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
By the way, Live Live as a partner. Now, so like,
did he did he buy? Was he into this eagle bit?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
So we met on Tinder and the audio prompts were
on Hinge didn't get a bite on hint.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Don't know? Wow s such a hot bit?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Shocks?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Such a hot bit, Jesse?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Golum impersonations to one side audio on a dating app?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Do they work?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Honestly?
Speaker 11 (18:07):
In my opinion, I think yes, because it determines how
hot the voice is. You got to have a sexy
voice for me to go.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yes, okay, interesting, So that so that would that means
that Riley would need to do the audio prompt?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
What what would what are your thoughts on?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hey? Well, let's ask if Riley is what do you
think about Riley's voice so far? Jesse? Is he sexy?
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Yeah? Well, you know what, I'd give him a match.
I'd give him a go, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Are you single as well, Jesse?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
I am, and I am on hinge, I'll look out
for Riley.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Well, hey, Riley, what are your thoughts on?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Jesse?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Riley is so awesome?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Whoa right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Right?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Maybe we can connect you guys off here if you
like a bit of.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Romantic music behind in the background here. It's just we
don't have to connect them off here, Riley, Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Is there any question you want to ask Jesse? Like,
what would be a good question to ask is to
get to know her.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
A little bit?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
What's if you could only do one thing? What's your
passion that you just didn't have to be paid for
to do?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Good question?
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Oh, that's a great question. So I guess I love
caring for people. So I'm a young mom, so I
guess it'd be caring for people in the community. I
know it sounds cheesy and cliche, but I get like
high off helping people. So to be something to do
with helping people nice?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Awesome. And do you have a question for Riley Jesse?
Speaker 11 (19:35):
What is the number one quality you look for in
a woman?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Probably probably eager this or like confidence? Just giving it
a cracker reckon?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, all right, what do you say about you two guys?
What are you giving it a crack on a date?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I would go to minigolf too, to be honest, you
would have gone to.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
The golf for him. Wow, there we go, right.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Riley, we are we keen to go to minigolf with Jesse?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Sounds great.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Wait where do you guys live? Riley? Where do you live?
With city in Melbourne? Melbourne? And Jesse? Where do you live?
I live in Sydneys flight for a second flight, She's
like flying down for minigolf?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, don't you made him with Donga made him a
Donga grade miniglf in Wodonga?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Jesse? Are you flying down for minigolf? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:34):
I mean sure. If you guys want to help me out,
I help it hook her sister up with flights, I'll
be there.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
You're asking us to pay for those flights. Unfortunately, that
is a that is a that's a maybe. We'll put
that down to a maybe.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Jenny Producer analys in the studio to ruin the reputation
of gen Z's Battle of the Gene, it's Will and
Woodies for global energy Woods and Millennials analyse a GenZ.
We're trying to find out which which a generation is
(21:15):
most out of touch traditional format today.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Woulds absolutely welcome analyse.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hey, deliberately, we didn't turn your mic on deliberately, little
win for the millennials.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
There the buttons would have been on now Analse.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
We brought up a particular question last week, why this
and like classic you you haven't thought about it again,
you haven't done your research. I'm going to play some
audio of the last time we played this. Who famously
had a Dream?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Dream?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Meryl Streep in Mama Mia.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Now we laughed and went to traffic obviously commercial radio,
but we didn't get the chance to come back to
you that that's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Who famously had a Dream?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I think it's it, by the way, it's Amanda. See. Yeah,
let's just start by saying that it's not even it was,
So she's wrong on two counts.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, So I had a dream.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I actually left the studio. I was like, oh no,
that was someone really important who said that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's completely escaped me. Okay, So I had a dream.
I had a dream without knowing. Okay, so if you
done the person, what was the dream about?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
About changing the world very bad?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Once had a dreas something's a massive speech.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I know that I had a dream.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I had a dream to do something. Come on, abe,
it was someone really important.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
It was yeah, okay, it was man. Maybe it was
a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, it was a man. It was man.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm gonna walk, I'm gonna locking.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was a man who what's his name?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I keep going to like say, Sir Doug Nichols or
something like that, but he's football and that's not right.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's got a round named after the NFL. Wasn't Sir
Doug Nichols?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
No, I think we got it. I'm sorry to leave
that there. She's had one shot in the dark there,
and I don't know where the other one is going
to land, So we might just let that go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Shall we tell her? Can you tell me it is?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Don't jump in, Doug Nichols.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
We have got tickets to Oasis, the last tickets in town. Guys.
The shows are completely sold out to see the biggest
rock band in the world. Now. We actually had Liam
Gallagher on this show about a year ago, which was
pretty cool. So in lieu of having Nolan Liam online.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We reached out.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
We did reach out to them, but.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Antleast did you did you put a line in the
water there with the Oasis boys?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I didn't know who they were, so jesus.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Well, he was Liam on the show previously. He's pretty
wild cat he listen. Do you regret saying this? Liam Gallagher?
Speaker 12 (24:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
First, first one here, I'll tell you right now. All right, well,
I just want to read a couple of you because jeez,
or you can at least just explain them a little
bit more. First one here, I've got a bit of
an issue with Cardigan's. Aren't they Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Yeah, can't Cardigan?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay? They're quite warm, aren't they?
Speaker 12 (24:55):
Have you ever?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Liam?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 12 (24:57):
I tried one on once years ago. Sick. I come
out in a rush, go.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
On, next statement from you? This is you Liam quoted.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long.
I just look in the mirror, I say what a
good looking I am? And then I brighten up.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Yeah that's me man, obviously. You know that's what mirrors
A four, aren't they? All?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Finally one here explain.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
No, I am a big fun of myself if you
if you no, here's.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
If I lost my hair, you'd never see me on
the stage again, because there's no place for baldness in
rock and roll?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Is that true?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Only only if you bowl it, you know what I mean?
But yeah, yeah, mate, No, listen, I love a glass
for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Totally wild. They're both wild.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
They're Oasis are famous for wild stories that kind of
become folklore about them. So because of that and to
win a double pass to go and see Oasis.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
We are doing Believe It or Not Oasis Edition. It's
time for Believe or Not.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
He's got some weird facts and stores.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Some of them are real.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Some Okay, So we've got two people here. We've got Taylor.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Hello, Taylor, Hi, how badly do you want to go
and see Oasis?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh? Well, look pretty badly.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, you're desperate.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
This is the only place you can still get tickets
to go and see them.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
We've also got Kelly here.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Hey, guys, Kelly, you're desperate to go and see Oasis.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Oh my god, that would be so amazing.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, you missed out on the tickets, like so many people.
This is the way it's working, guys, effectively. I've got
some stories here about the band Oasis. Some of them
are true, some of them I have made up. So
I'm going to be playing the game with Will, and
both of us will be representing one of you. Okay,
the person who wins the game, we'll get the tickets
(27:01):
to go and see Oasis. All of these are going
to be Oasis stories, because these guys are famous for
having these wild stories.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Throughout their career.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Very true, true.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Some of them that I say are going to be true.
Some of them are made up. Now, Taylor, Will is
going to be playing for you.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
All right, I have face.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
It's going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, And Kelly, I'm playing for you.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Come on, you've got these come on tickets.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, we got this, we got this kill. So it's
going to be a best of three, three, is it?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well? Do you tell me? You tell me you're the
the EPs closest to you over.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
There, I can ask Mike, what do you reckon? Jojo?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I can go best of three?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why did we even ask her? Why did we ask her?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I don't know? Easy win?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, So guys, she wants to limit us woods. It's
it's authority, it's best of three girls, alright, Okay, here
we go, here's number one?
Speaker 9 (28:06):
Okay, will Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Noel Gallagher was the only one to make it to
a gig in Amsterdam, so he rocked up on time
for sound check. He was the only one out of
the entire band who made it because all the other
band members were arrested for fighting with Chelsea fans on
a ferry on the way over and they were deported
back to the UK.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
So I know this story, but because it's a very
famous story that they went to go and play this
gig in Amsterdam, the only thing I would say is
because Taylor, The only thing I would say about this is,
I'm pretty sure that no one made the gig.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So I don't know where the where you've where you've
dug your facts from, like we might. I might be
splitting hairs here, am I splitting hairs?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It wouldn't be beyond me to fudge one detail of
the story. You know, I take this game seriously.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, I know that, but I don't know how in
depth you've done your research.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But it was a Google search. Google's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Because they're pretty sure. They start the documentary with this story.
Stereo sonic about the fact that they got on this
They got on the ferry to go to Amsdam and
none of them made it because they were in this fight.
I don't I've.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Said to you that Noel Gallagher was the only one
who made it.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I think it's true. I think it's true.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well done, Will, good job. One nill lead with one nil.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
I mean we need to fact check that the search eart.
It was Noel made it by himself and he was
waiting for.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
It.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Might have been the case. Old story right talk about it.
He said, it was like it was like a scene.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It was the right.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The right they caused on the ferry was so wild
that people are getting thrown overboard like it was a fool.
They kicked off a fight with the full Jealousy fan
club and they turned the whole ferry around. They didn't
play their gig.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Awesome Okay, it's awesome. Here we go. Is this real
or is this fake?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
So?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
The master tape from the Standing on the Shoulder of
Giant Session This is an album recording was lost for
multiple years. It was eventually found in one of Noel's
old jackets at his mum's house. The jacket was covered
in cigarette burns and the tape was labeled stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Liam hates. Is that a true story?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh God, that's rogue made up for the sake of
the game, because I think there are better stories. I'm
gonna say not.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Tro even in mind that if Will gets that right, Taylor,
you're going to see Oasis.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
I have complete safe.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I believe in you.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You can do it.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
It's going to be fine.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And Well has got that right, Taylor. You're going to
see the Oasis.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Are you going to take Taylor?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Oh my god, I'm going to take my partner, huge Oasis.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Fan, massive Taylor.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What are the stories doing this out on their woods?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
There are some crazy stories.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
So Liam was once had to be dragged to safety
before a glass table was dropped on him from a
balcony during a gig. They once spent ninety nine thousand
pounds on a rolls Royce and then drove it into
a swimming pool for the album cover of be Here. Now,
this isn't like a wild story so much, but this
(31:45):
is just like it just sums up Oasis. So apparently
one time before a gig, they're in a hotel and
Loel said I need to go back to my room
to have a bath and Liam got particularly angry about that.
That's and the quote that is now our folklore is
that Liam said you can't have a bath. Oasis don't
have bats.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah wow. And then yeah, I think I'm pretty sure
during the recording shoot session they broke up that they
broke up with one of them tried to hit the
other one with it with a guitar. It took a
proper swing.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, he threw a Liam threw a cricket bat as well.
Liam threw a plum at Noel's face and then picked
up a guitar like an axe to attack him.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And then the other one here was Noel hit Liam
in the face with a cricket bat.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Recording and was there another story where one of them
pulled out of doing this live show because his voice
was sore or something. And then there was just footage
of him at the same venue, just smoking and drinking
on the same That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I didn't find no one in my research, but that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
If Drew, they are mad and they're back together and
in love apparently. So if you got a ticket to
the show, I'll see you there. Bring your brooks.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
We've got a brand new thing that we're.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Doing for Glowbird Wars, which should be a blast to.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Listen to as well well, Adi switcher Root.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Life's better when you switch a root a glowbird energy.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
We have to pull off a switcher root, swapping in
and out of each other's identities as many times as
we possibly can.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
We are famous for this.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
We once pulled off a floating bar phantom in Fiji.
We were effectively at a floating bar at a resort
in Fiji, and the challenge was to make the bar
tend to turn around, and then we were swapping positions.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
One of us was underwater, one of us was above water.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
We nailed it in front of an entire resort, yes,
and then because of that people just wanted to do
it again.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So this one, I think is a lower difficulty but.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
We're going to be calling my dad. I'll come up
with a reason to be calling dad.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
And then the challenge is and again, I mean, this
is my Dad's known me for thirty seven years.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No one knows me more intimately than my father.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
But people confuse us on air all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, but this is my dad.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Like my dad doesn't listen to the show and go
is that my son talking or is that Will?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
He like he knows me.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
But if we do life, if we do it seamlessly,
so I think we'll be able to pull it off.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
So for me, no issues, this is the easiest bit
in the world for me. I don't think no issues
is the easiest thing of the world for me. I
see to sound like a chipmunk, I don't s I
know that's a little bit chipmunks. Why I'm not that
high you are.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You can sound like this. I don't sound like this.
You do. I don't, mate, You're have.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
To bring it down here, you do, You're a little
bit you go, you get.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I'm defensive, you get a lot of the time I
am defensive.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, all right, Well sure, so you're you're comfortable.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
With not comfortable with that. She wasn't bad, She wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That you got worse, then you got worse.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Then that was Are you back?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Are you back? Okay?
Speaker 9 (35:02):
Good? Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Say hey Dad? Have you been today?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (35:06):
Dad?
Speaker 9 (35:06):
How you been today? Sorry? I sound key we.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I think the more you practice like, the worst you get.
Why are you going KeyWe again? I think stop practicing? Okay,
think that's what I'm learning. I think just learning. Go
with your gut and go with your gut, Go with
your gut.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
We're gonna do it now.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
Sound I think you do.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I think I'm picking up the keyw of you now
and now I'm going kei we we're getting lost in it.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We're getting lost in it. I'm calling Dad.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I've decided that I'm going to be calling Dad about
what I should get Mom for Christmas? YEA does feel
early to have those kind of chats. You just need
to jump in now. I think I'm going to call
Da off my mobiles three switches. I regon that's a win.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Are you going to suggest thing? Because I've written on
some things you could suggest?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, she wouldn't mind hearing them. You're quite a good
gift giver.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'll think about that, and I think about what your
mum is sensitive about everything.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I thought might have been No, no, no, no, no,
Jesus sorry, any call from Woody at the moment.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That is true. That is true. I put nursery rhymes on. Ah.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
No, well, I'm sorry to inform you, but no, no
baby yet, no baby okay?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I hey going, Oh it's good.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I had mccollumoscopy today this morning.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
How'd that go?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Good?
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Good?
Speaker 9 (36:24):
It was the ship of a child.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
No, it was good.
Speaker 9 (36:27):
Oh that's great. That's good. Yeah, did they find anything?
They found a bullet?
Speaker 10 (36:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
I was actually calling about a Christmas present for mum.
Jesus Woody, what that's very unnew?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Well that that is incredibly unlike me.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
But I just especially at this time, but I just
thought it's going to get very busy at home.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Obviously, I'm just trying to knock off.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
It's just a prank phone call.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Is this on the radio or something.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
It shouldn't be so unlikely that I'd be thinking about
a present for my mum, like.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
The shock that you're organizing.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
I just want to get ahead of it before the
baby comes. It just doesn't sound like you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
What do you mean you're planning? Yeah, I know. Well
it's a new thing. I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I figured, you know, if I'm going to have two kids,
planning probably needs to be a skill that I've got.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'm just I'm just trying to stow what everyone's presence.
Speaker 9 (37:19):
Be serious, I'll be serious. I'll be serious.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Any ideas for mum?
Speaker 12 (37:24):
None?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Would you think? It's twir if I've got a lingerie? Sorry,
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
You has heard me? I said, have you done your
laundry today?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (37:38):
Laundry?
Speaker 10 (37:39):
You said something else.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
I have?
Speaker 10 (37:43):
How did you know about my laundry?
Speaker 9 (37:45):
I haven't know.
Speaker 10 (37:46):
My laundry basket is overflying. That's amazing. You knew that
you've got security cameras?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
No, no, just you know it's always good to remind
people to do their laundry.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh yeah, So.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
You want to present? You want an ideas for present?
I've got a pen handy, I've got my glasses that
I found on the top of my head.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Hit me?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Hit me with what?
Speaker 11 (38:10):
What?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Spontaneous like this without thought? Yeah, she's got golf clubs.
She doesn't drink whiskey like I do.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
With like a tour of a retirement home.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
A tour of retire Well, I don't think that one
hundred dollars. I think you still have to get something
else that will be free, that could be free.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
Who's that? That was me?
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Well, okay, I thought it sounded like Will.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
The jigs up?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
The jig is.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I tell you what, Dad, we lasted much longer than
I thought. We wouldn't usually be ashamed of yourself. I
am your son. You should know what I sound like.
I was switching with Will through that whole phone call.
Really you didn't pick up on that?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Well, I said, I've been I was sedated.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I've had an offer. They brought me back from life
this morning, and you've taken advantage of me.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
We attacked when you were We've done it again. We've
done it again.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh dear, it was so unlike you would he
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I love these cases. I'm not sure why. I just well, no,
I do know why. There's a guy who's worth one
hundred and fifty million dollars in the US, A Canadian
philanthropist who's obviously philanthropists by the way, for those playing
home means they give money to charity. Doesn't seem he's giving.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
A lot of it away. Yeah, how does he still
have one hundred and fifty million?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
He's got one hundred and fifty mill woods. Anyway, he's
gone the way of John Cleese, Robin Williams, a lot
of those wealthy guys who fall for younger women and
then get caught up in divorce proceedings afterwards. So this woman,
he's sixty seven, she was thirty five. She was his
massage therapist, and effectively, after developing a friendship for a
(00:53):
little while, they decided to get married land mass beautiful,
beautiful story, beautiful story, so far, beautiful story, so far. Anyway, Surprise, surprise.
After a few years, things don't go well. And I mean,
from here, you've kind of got a couple of choices.
I mean, you know, if you're in the case of
John Cleese and Robin Williams. That's why John Cleese was
(01:14):
touring Faulty Towers the stage show for years, because he
had to cough up months of his fortune to his
divorced wives. Robin Williams went on to make movies like
Flubber and r V, which we all knew and loved.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I think is underrated.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
But in this case, this guy has been ordered to order,
been ordered to pay his fort and now former fiance,
his former massage therapist, upwards of five million US in
divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So I think five million is probably reasonable.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, they weren't even married. They weren't even married. They're
not married yet. It's just engaged, right, so she's had
a slice at the pie. Her argument, her argument was
that they were in love. Argument was that they weren't
in love. The judge actually rules in favor with the
guy and says, look, judging by everything here, you guys
(02:07):
aren't in love. Like I agree with that, but but
he said love is actually not a requirement for marriage anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
What as a marriage celebrant.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
The word love is not at any of the legal stuff.
It's more about making a commitment to somebody as opposed
to do I love.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You interesting, right, and you think that like, yeah, that
love would be a part of that, but it's not.
And hence this massage therapist is to the tune of
ten million Australian doors richer and good for her. But
I'm going to know from you guys right now, because
I find this. I find this interesting for lots of
different reasons. I'm not married, yeat, Like I've been in
(02:54):
a relationship for ten years, but I'm not married. But
I find this question very interesting. Like if love is
not a requirement for a successful marriage, yeah on thirteen
one oh six five, what is?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't know if it's what is?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
What is? What? What do you need? If you have
one thing, you got to choose one and you can't
choose anything else. What do you need in order for
your marriage to work?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
You let me know if this is two airy fairy
and a bit nebulous. But like respect, I don't need
to take it. I don't think a marriage is going
to work if you don't respect you, but like respect
them enough to listen to their concerns or what they're saying. Yeah,
I think if you don't have that respect, then that's
I don't think you'd marry that person.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah nice, all right, no one else called no, we
won't take that call. Specific well, I mean, I mean,
I know, I respect would be a good answer. I
mean maybe too broad. I mean, like you know, people
might say, you know, being a you know, is what
it's it's agreement between two people. I mean, being a
(04:06):
person doesn't necessarily need to be a thing anymore because
people are marrying their ai on the net, you know,
we're having relationships with computers. So people would say that
being a person doesn't necessarily require a marriage for me,
I for me, this is just my take on it,
I think, and this probably goes against the traditional concept
of marriage. I think that you need to have a
(04:29):
sense of individuality in the relationship. I think that you
need to both really know and be allowed to be
who you are as individuals within your relationship. Start for a.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Marriage, For a marriage to work, it's that you are
going to accept who I am, exactly who I am,
even if I change.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Which I think allows you to be an individual. I
think when you start, which a very old school idea
of sort of you know, compromise on who you are
because you're with this person, and give up everything and
work as a team. But do you think you still
have I think as soon as you forget individuality, then
I think it all goes it all goes south pretty fast.
And then all of a sudden, you're marrying your keyboard
at two o'clock in the morning. Hey, I'm third and
(05:11):
one of six.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Five.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Well that's when you know that later in life, it's
like become the true men.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm leaving you and.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, you know what I mean, you marry, you marry
your keyboard, you marry your bot.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Or now I'm a five free age, I'm a fire
breather in a tropical island.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You kind of need your.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Partner in marriage to be the one to tell you, like,
don't wear that outside, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Like I rely on honestly trust, don't get.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
The cut off Daisy Dukes, Like it's not you.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Right, is that you saying that to her? Her saying
it to you, and he.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Says it to me.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yeah, yeah, I need that if you if your partner
is going to say that too, then before you know,
you're out there in the world and you cut off
Daisy Dukes and everyone's laughing at you behind your back.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah right, Okay, Yeah, no, I know. I mean, like
with you, sometimes she misses a few, like with those
because they'll slip on little numbers, the slip on numbers
that you wear sometimes, so she tells you, well, yeah, no, no,
you just don't listen to us. I think there's trust
and that. Yeah, let's go to Patty one six five Patty, Patty,
(06:17):
what's a requirement? What's what's what? What one thing do
you need for successful note?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
I think trust as well. I think trust is really
important for so many different levels, on a really deep level,
but also just like the really simple things. For example,
you've got takeaway and it's pizza, and you're taking it
for the next day, and you need to know that
your partner's not going to eat it.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah, sure'cial that's crucial.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
You really a really interesting one. I was I was
listening to a podcast about this the other day, about
about desire actually, and she was saying that one of
the things that falls for the reason that people don't
express what their desire is because they don't try us
their partner with their desires, which is.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Because they're worried the pile of judge them, like judge
them funny design.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Patty it's funny, Patty, it's funny that you it's Patty,
it's funny you brought up food, because she was saying
the clearest place that you see this is when couples
talk about what they want to have for takeaway, and
the person that doesn't feel like they can trust their
partner with their desires goes, oh, I don't know you
choose yeah, because they actually do. You actually do know
what you want, but you're scared about saying what you
(07:30):
want in front of your partner because you're worried they're
gonna like reject what you want for food. And obviously
that extrapolates itself into so many other things in your life.
But she was like, if you're the person in the
takeaway argument going hey, I don't care what we have,
you should probably have a look at it because you
actually do know what you want, but you're just scared
to admit it in front of that person. Crazy, right,
isn't that crazy? We all know, we all know that
(07:52):
takeaway discussion, and we all know the groups in which
we're comfortable saying I want Indian and the groups we're
not comfortable in saying that.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
And sometimes you're ashamed of I've had the dirty bird
the last three nights in a row, but I.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Feel like it again. Let's go to Maria out here.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Maria, what do you think the number one requirement for marriages?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I feel a commitment?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Sure, yeah, wow, okay, old school I like it, Maria,
I like it.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
At level after thirty nine years. Commitments, ups and downs, commitments.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, that's and that's true, Marie.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
It's it's commitment through the difficult dickens as well, because
you've got to.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Have there's going to be time.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Health.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
That's well, that's It's interesting, Maria, you've brought up something
as a marriage celebrants. You know, I feel like I
am a bit of an expert on this area.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Second time you've said it.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
One more that is mentioned, like within the legal requirements.
It's like you are saying you are committing to that
person for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Brenda on third one six five, much as I do
love you talking about that, Brenda, what's the requirement for marriage? Brenda?
Are you there?
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (08:56):
Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What's a requirement for marriage?
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Brenda?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Big one would be communications?
Speaker 10 (09:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Nice? Are you married? Brenda?
Speaker 7 (09:08):
So married but separated recently separated because of this.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Wow in like what can you tell us what the
what the nuts and bolts of that were, Like specifically,
what was the communication.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Communication basically if you're going somewhere where you're going or
what time you're coming back, or if you got plans.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
To communicate with trust so we weren't crossed over plans.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, for sure. Yeah, it ties into the trusting. Thanks Brenda.
You know interesting on this again on this podcast I
was listening to when she was talking about how some
people are scared to communicate because they're trying not to
get too involved with like things like they're like, oh,
I'm going to be selfless and not impose myself on
the situation. Yes, yes, she said this great thing which
really stuck with me. She said, we all keep using
(09:57):
this word self less like it's a good word, right, Yeah, yeah,
but how but we all want to be happy, right,
So how is how is going to be happy going
to involve less of yourself? Like selfish is a dirty word,
but a lot of the time it really takes like
being selfish to be happy in relationships. And it's also
(10:18):
it is just so anti what everyone thinks, you know,
that old school version of commitment. Hey, you know, I'll
just I'll just do what you want to do, tell
me what you want. She was like, if you if
you keep doing that, you you will just have less
and less of yourself in the relationship. You'll be miserable.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
It's also cruel to your partner, Like you're you're saying
that the person who loves you most in this world, probably.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You're not You're not telling them what you really want.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah, that's right there in a position where it's just like, well,
I can never make you happy because you're not being
honest about what you want, because you just continue to
do the whole selfless thing and just be.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like, no, no, no, it's not about me, not about me.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I couldn't agree more. So, what do you want for tonight?
Woods take away the Dirty Birds right now?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
A bit of a heartbreaking moment on our radio show. Yes,
that Wilba we spoke to like quite honestly, a genuine
legend by the name of Riley.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
On our show last Friday.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He effectively called our radio show because he wanted some
advice for a date that he had on the weekend.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
You did have a quick question, I've got a date
on Sunday, and I was just wondering if you guys
have got any advice.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I love it. Where are you
having the date and where are you going?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
Probably a Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I don't know if Minni. Let me just check with
some women. Mini golf first date it from me?
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
So no, okay.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So we were a little bit worried after the chat
that he was going to take this girl to minigolf
on Sunday, But we got him on the show yesterday
to hear how the date went, and yeh, look it
was pretty flatting stuff.
Speaker 8 (11:54):
She pulled out on the date.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You heard do you think you heard on the radio? Yeah,
so tough moment.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I didn't want him on the show, but it was
our EP Jojo se wh who put him on, which
was outrageous. No regret from her. Do you have anything
more you going to say for yourself?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There, Joe, I can't wait to get anyone again. Well
he is here right now. Riley.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I mean I do want to ask you do you
think it was a bit do you think it was
a little bit cruel?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Riley?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Obviously our EP Jojo she knew that you had been
stood up on Sunday, and yet she was like, oh, yeah,
we'll just track your live on here to retell that.
Speaker 9 (12:36):
Riley.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
No, that's all right. That's what you can do about it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
And that's why you're above it. Mate, you're such a
good person. Even though that is that's black and white,
that is cruel. But you know the fact that you're
being positive about that is great.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
And the girl that missed out on that date with you,
she missed out, we can all say with.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Confidence, and speaking speaking of positivity, Riley, shut up, Joe.
When we spoke to you yesterday, mate, you brought up
the fact that apparently on dating apps and Will and
I were not across this because when we were single,
dating apps were only they were very much in their
early years. But apparently on dating apps now you can
do an audio prompt.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Yeah. Yeah, you can do a little prompt where it
speaks about like what my friends think about me, or
a little blob about that.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
So so so you can like so when you're on
someone's profile, you can like click on something. I'm sorry
for sending so old, but you can click on something
and effectively an audio file will play.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Not on their PC mate, they're on their phone.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well you tap with your finger or whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
They can right click on prompt and you.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Download file and then you get to so you hear
audio of the person or of their friends.
Speaker 11 (13:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Sorry, it's confusing that it's called prompt. So I thought
it was like you know, it was it was a
to have a conversation. So it was like a conversation starter.
So the audio prompt was them going like, don't talk
to me about dolphins.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well it could be, and then that was the prompt,
and then you have a chat. You could do that.
You could do that. But so Riley, you went, it's
far to.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Say that blurb. Sorry, just to confirm it's like here,
here's or can be anything.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Me anything, give me anything else audio file.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
And you actually suggested Raleigh that maybe Will and I
could record one of these audio prompts for you and
put it on your your dating profile. But I just think, Riley,
before we make that move, I'm just keen to ask
everyone listening right now on thirteen one oh sixty five,
if you're currently on the apps, you're on the dating apps,
does the audio prompt function work or is it a
(14:43):
bit of a nick like, do do do you add
the audio prompt to your dating profile?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
What did you go for?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Or if you are just like searching through guys? Is
it is it a good thing to like sing an
audio prompt? And does that like push you into maybe
wanting to see that person?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Thirteen sixty five is the phone number. Give us a call.
We'd love to hear from you. Guys. This is a
foreign territory for me. Would I'm keen to do this
for you, mate, but I'm not going to do it
if the overall response is that this is a red flag,
but yeah, looks stick around mate, more pain for you
up next?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
No doubt, no, no, no, no no, We're in the positive
space now, Raley, Jess what do you think?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Hey, guys, I don't know for me. If you'll buy
yourself in a room and it's really quiet, it can
be a bit of an ick, but with friends it's
not too bad. Like if they have good things to
say about you, it's always nice.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Sorry, it's your mates talking for you. So you get
your friends to do it for you. Yeah, So what
did you make your friends read?
Speaker 10 (15:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Sorry, what did you make your friends say about you?
Speaker 6 (15:55):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:55):
I've just had friends like asked about their opinions. So
it was just I think it's just a thing about
a prompt for a friend. I actually deleted it a
while ago, but I think they were just saying like
how I'm a nice person and like good to be around,
good company, stuff like that. Like if they're really going
into personal details, it just kind of sounds a bit
like weird.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I don't know, it's just kind of it's just coming
across like one of those ransom videos where someone's reading
a script and they've got like a gun to their head.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, it's either that or I was trying saying before,
like a like one of those test customer testimonials direct ad.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
It feels a bit forced. I mean the other the
other way to go, though, will is to have a
little bit of fun with your audio prompt. And one
of our producers Live is going to hate that. I've
remembered this, but we were talking about this briefly after
the show and Live. You did have an audio prompt
on your daddy net when you were single, Yeah, I did,
And what was that audio prompt?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Live?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It was my golemn impression.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We're gonna have to hear it live.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
We're gonna have to hear. It's been years, so I
don't know if I have it still.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
It's like riding a bike. I've heard Live give a
you all right?
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh wow, I need do that on the air. There
you go ten and they never saw Live again.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
My radio debut?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Will I want a debut?
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Wie wow?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
And I think you've just got a nickname. You are
now Gollum producer Golum. Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Now, Jesse, I think we can all agree that a
Golum impersonation probably a little bit ick, but audio and
prompts in general.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
By the way, Live Live as a partner. Now, so like,
did he did he buy? Was he into this eagle bit?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
No?
Speaker 4 (17:43):
So we met on Tinder and the audio prompts were
on Hinge didn't get a bite on hint.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Let's go to Jesse.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Don't know? Wow s such a hot bit?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Shocks?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Such a hot bit, Jesse?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Golum impersonations to one side audio on a dating app?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Do they work?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Honestly?
Speaker 11 (18:07):
In my opinion, I think yes, because it determines how
hot the voice is. You got to have a sexy
voice for me to go.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Yes, okay, interesting, So that so that would that means
that Riley would need to do the audio prompt?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
What what would what are your thoughts on?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hey? Well, let's ask if Riley is what do you
think about Riley's voice so far? Jesse? Is he sexy?
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Yeah? Well, you know what, I'd give him a match.
I'd give him a go, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Are you single as well, Jesse?
Speaker 11 (18:33):
I am, and I am on hinge, I'll look out
for Riley.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Well, hey, Riley, what are your thoughts on?
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Jesse?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Riley is so awesome?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Whoa right?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Right?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Maybe we can connect you guys off here if you
like a bit of.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Romantic music behind in the background here. It's just we
don't have to connect them off here, Riley, Why don't you?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Is there any question you want to ask Jesse? Like,
what would be a good question to ask is to
get to know her.
Speaker 9 (18:58):
A little bit?
Speaker 8 (19:01):
What's if you could only do one thing? What's your
passion that you just didn't have to be paid for
to do?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Good question?
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Oh, that's a great question. So I guess I love
caring for people. So I'm a young mom, so I
guess it'd be caring for people in the community. I
know it sounds cheesy and cliche, but I get like
high off helping people. So to be something to do
with helping people nice?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Awesome. And do you have a question for Riley Jesse?
Speaker 11 (19:35):
What is the number one quality you look for in
a woman?
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Ah?
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Probably probably eager this or like confidence? Just giving it
a cracker reckon?
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Whoa?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Well, all right, what do you say about you two guys?
What are you giving it a crack on a date?
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (19:55):
I would go to minigolf too, to be honest, you
would have gone to.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
The golf for him. Wow, there we go, right.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Riley, we are we keen to go to minigolf with Jesse?
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Sounds great.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Wait where do you guys live? Riley? Where do you live?
With city in Melbourne? Melbourne? And Jesse? Where do you live?
I live in Sydneys flight for a second flight, She's
like flying down for minigolf?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, don't you made him with Donga made him a
Donga grade miniglf in Wodonga?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Jesse? Are you flying down for minigolf? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:34):
I mean sure. If you guys want to help me out,
I help it hook her sister up with flights, I'll
be there.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
You're asking us to pay for those flights. Unfortunately, that
is a that is a that's a maybe. We'll put
that down to a maybe.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Jenny Producer analys in the studio to ruin the reputation
of gen Z's Battle of the Gene, it's Will and
Woodies for global energy Woods and Millennials analyse a GenZ.
We're trying to find out which which a generation is
(21:15):
most out of touch traditional format today.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Woulds absolutely welcome analyse.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hey, deliberately, we didn't turn your mic on deliberately, little
win for the millennials.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
There the buttons would have been on now Analse.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
We brought up a particular question last week, why this
and like classic you you haven't thought about it again,
you haven't done your research. I'm going to play some
audio of the last time we played this. Who famously
had a Dream?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
Dream?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Meryl Streep in Mama Mia.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Now we laughed and went to traffic obviously commercial radio,
but we didn't get the chance to come back to
you that that's incorrect.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Who famously had a Dream?
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I think it's it, by the way, it's Amanda. See. Yeah,
let's just start by saying that it's not even it was,
So she's wrong on two counts.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Okay, So I had a dream.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I actually left the studio. I was like, oh no,
that was someone really important who said that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's completely escaped me. Okay, So I had a dream.
I had a dream without knowing. Okay, so if you
done the person, what was the dream about?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
About changing the world very bad?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Once had a dreas something's a massive speech.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I know that I had a dream.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I had a dream to do something. Come on, abe,
it was someone really important.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
It was yeah, okay, it was man. Maybe it was
a woman.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No, it was a man. It was man.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm gonna walk, I'm gonna locking.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
It was a man who what's his name?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I keep going to like say, Sir Doug Nichols or
something like that, but he's football and that's not right.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's got a round named after the NFL. Wasn't Sir
Doug Nichols?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
No, I think we got it. I'm sorry to leave
that there. She's had one shot in the dark there,
and I don't know where the other one is going
to land, So we might just let that go.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Shall we tell her? Can you tell me it is?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Don't jump in, Doug Nichols.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
We have got tickets to Oasis, the last tickets in town. Guys.
The shows are completely sold out to see the biggest
rock band in the world. Now. We actually had Liam
Gallagher on this show about a year ago, which was
pretty cool. So in lieu of having Nolan Liam online.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We reached out.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
We did reach out to them, but.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Antleast did you did you put a line in the
water there with the Oasis boys?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I didn't know who they were, so jesus.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Well, he was Liam on the show previously. He's pretty
wild cat he listen. Do you regret saying this? Liam Gallagher?
Speaker 12 (24:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (24:31):
First, first one here, I'll tell you right now. All right, well,
I just want to read a couple of you because jeez,
or you can at least just explain them a little
bit more. First one here, I've got a bit of
an issue with Cardigan's. Aren't they Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:49):
Yeah, can't Cardigan?
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay? They're quite warm, aren't they?
Speaker 12 (24:55):
Have you ever?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Liam?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Have you tried it?
Speaker 12 (24:57):
I tried one on once years ago. Sick. I come
out in a rush, go.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
On, next statement from you? This is you Liam quoted.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long.
I just look in the mirror, I say what a
good looking I am? And then I brighten up.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
Yeah that's me man, obviously. You know that's what mirrors
A four, aren't they? All?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Finally one here explain.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
No, I am a big fun of myself if you
if you no, here's.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
If I lost my hair, you'd never see me on
the stage again, because there's no place for baldness in
rock and roll?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Is that true?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (25:36):
Only only if you bowl it, you know what I mean?
But yeah, yeah, mate, No, listen, I love a glass
for sure.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Totally wild. They're both wild.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
They're Oasis are famous for wild stories that kind of
become folklore about them. So because of that and to
win a double pass to go and see Oasis.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
We are doing Believe It or Not Oasis Edition. It's
time for Believe or Not.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
He's got some weird facts and stores.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Some of them are real.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Some Okay, So we've got two people here. We've got Taylor.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Hello, Taylor, Hi, how badly do you want to go
and see Oasis?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Oh? Well, look pretty badly.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, you're desperate.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
This is the only place you can still get tickets
to go and see them.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
We've also got Kelly here.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
Hey, guys, Kelly, you're desperate to go and see Oasis.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Oh my god, that would be so amazing.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Okay, you missed out on the tickets, like so many people.
This is the way it's working, guys, effectively. I've got
some stories here about the band Oasis. Some of them
are true, some of them I have made up. So
I'm going to be playing the game with Will, and
both of us will be representing one of you. Okay,
the person who wins the game, we'll get the tickets
(27:01):
to go and see Oasis. All of these are going
to be Oasis stories, because these guys are famous for
having these wild stories.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Throughout their career.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Very true, true.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Some of them that I say are going to be true.
Some of them are made up. Now, Taylor, Will is
going to be playing for you.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
All right, I have face.
Speaker 7 (27:18):
It's going to be fine.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Okay, And Kelly, I'm playing for you.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Come on, you've got these come on tickets.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Yeah, we got this, we got this kill. So it's
going to be a best of three, three, is it?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well? Do you tell me? You tell me you're the
the EPs closest to you over.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
There, I can ask Mike, what do you reckon? Jojo?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I can go best of three?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Why did we even ask her? Why did we ask her?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I don't know? Easy win?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Okay, So guys, she wants to limit us woods. It's
it's authority, it's best of three girls, alright, Okay, here
we go, here's number one?
Speaker 9 (28:06):
Okay, will Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Noel Gallagher was the only one to make it to
a gig in Amsterdam, so he rocked up on time
for sound check. He was the only one out of
the entire band who made it because all the other
band members were arrested for fighting with Chelsea fans on
a ferry on the way over and they were deported
back to the UK.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
So I know this story, but because it's a very
famous story that they went to go and play this
gig in Amsterdam, the only thing I would say is
because Taylor, The only thing I would say about this is,
I'm pretty sure that no one made the gig.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
Mm.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
So I don't know where the where you've where you've
dug your facts from, like we might. I might be
splitting hairs here, am I splitting hairs?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It wouldn't be beyond me to fudge one detail of
the story. You know, I take this game seriously.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
No, I know that, but I don't know how in
depth you've done your research.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
But it was a Google search. Google's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Because they're pretty sure. They start the documentary with this story.
Stereo sonic about the fact that they got on this
They got on the ferry to go to Amsdam and
none of them made it because they were in this fight.
I don't I've.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Said to you that Noel Gallagher was the only one
who made it.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Is that true?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I think it's true. I think it's true.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Well done, Will, good job. One nill lead with one nil.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
I mean we need to fact check that the search eart.
It was Noel made it by himself and he was
waiting for.
Speaker 10 (29:48):
It.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Might have been the case. Old story right talk about it.
He said, it was like it was like a scene.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
It was the right.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
The right they caused on the ferry was so wild
that people are getting thrown overboard like it was a fool.
They kicked off a fight with the full Jealousy fan
club and they turned the whole ferry around. They didn't
play their gig.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Awesome Okay, it's awesome. Here we go. Is this real
or is this fake?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
So?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
The master tape from the Standing on the Shoulder of
Giant Session This is an album recording was lost for
multiple years. It was eventually found in one of Noel's
old jackets at his mum's house. The jacket was covered
in cigarette burns and the tape was labeled stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Liam hates. Is that a true story?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh God, that's rogue made up for the sake of
the game, because I think there are better stories. I'm
gonna say not.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Tro even in mind that if Will gets that right, Taylor,
you're going to see Oasis.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
I have complete safe.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
I believe in you.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You can do it.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
It's going to be fine.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
And Well has got that right, Taylor. You're going to
see the Oasis.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Are you going to take Taylor?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Oh my god, I'm going to take my partner, huge Oasis.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Fan, massive Taylor.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What are the stories doing this out on their woods?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
There are some crazy stories.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
So Liam was once had to be dragged to safety
before a glass table was dropped on him from a
balcony during a gig. They once spent ninety nine thousand
pounds on a rolls Royce and then drove it into
a swimming pool for the album cover of be Here. Now,
this isn't like a wild story so much, but this
(31:45):
is just like it just sums up Oasis. So apparently
one time before a gig, they're in a hotel and
Loel said I need to go back to my room
to have a bath and Liam got particularly angry about that.
That's and the quote that is now our folklore is
that Liam said you can't have a bath. Oasis don't
have bats.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Yeah wow. And then yeah, I think I'm pretty sure
during the recording shoot session they broke up that they
broke up with one of them tried to hit the
other one with it with a guitar. It took a
proper swing.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, he threw a Liam threw a cricket bat as well.
Liam threw a plum at Noel's face and then picked
up a guitar like an axe to attack him.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And then the other one here was Noel hit Liam
in the face with a cricket bat.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Recording and was there another story where one of them
pulled out of doing this live show because his voice
was sore or something. And then there was just footage
of him at the same venue, just smoking and drinking
on the same That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I didn't find no one in my research, but that's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
If Drew, they are mad and they're back together and
in love apparently. So if you got a ticket to
the show, I'll see you there. Bring your brooks.
Speaker 9 (33:06):
We've got a brand new thing that we're.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Doing for Glowbird Wars, which should be a blast to.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Listen to as well well, Adi switcher Root.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Life's better when you switch a root a glowbird energy.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
We have to pull off a switcher root, swapping in
and out of each other's identities as many times as
we possibly can.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
We are famous for this.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
We once pulled off a floating bar phantom in Fiji.
We were effectively at a floating bar at a resort
in Fiji, and the challenge was to make the bar
tend to turn around, and then we were swapping positions.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
One of us was underwater, one of us was above water.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
We nailed it in front of an entire resort, yes,
and then because of that people just wanted to do
it again.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So this one, I think is a lower difficulty but.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
We're going to be calling my dad. I'll come up
with a reason to be calling dad.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
And then the challenge is and again, I mean, this
is my Dad's known me for thirty seven years.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
No one knows me more intimately than my father.
Speaker 9 (34:03):
But people confuse us on air all the time.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, but this is my dad.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Like my dad doesn't listen to the show and go
is that my son talking or is that Will?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
He like he knows me.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
But if we do life, if we do it seamlessly,
so I think we'll be able to pull it off.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
So for me, no issues, this is the easiest bit
in the world for me. I don't think no issues
is the easiest thing of the world for me. I
see to sound like a chipmunk, I don't s I
know that's a little bit chipmunks. Why I'm not that
high you are.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
You can sound like this. I don't sound like this.
You do. I don't, mate, You're have.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
To bring it down here, you do, You're a little
bit you go, you get.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
I'm defensive, you get a lot of the time I
am defensive.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, all right, Well sure, so you're you're comfortable.
Speaker 9 (34:51):
With not comfortable with that. She wasn't bad, She wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
That you got worse, then you got worse.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Then that was Are you back?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Are you back? Okay?
Speaker 9 (35:02):
Good? Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Say hey Dad? Have you been today?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Hey?
Speaker 12 (35:06):
Dad?
Speaker 9 (35:06):
How you been today? Sorry? I sound key we.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I think the more you practice like, the worst you get.
Why are you going KeyWe again? I think stop practicing? Okay,
think that's what I'm learning. I think just learning. Go
with your gut and go with your gut, Go with
your gut.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
We're gonna do it now.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
Sound I think you do.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I think I'm picking up the keyw of you now
and now I'm going kei we we're getting lost in it.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
We're getting lost in it. I'm calling Dad.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
I've decided that I'm going to be calling Dad about
what I should get Mom for Christmas? YEA does feel
early to have those kind of chats. You just need
to jump in now. I think I'm going to call
Da off my mobiles three switches. I regon that's a win.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Are you going to suggest thing? Because I've written on
some things you could suggest?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, she wouldn't mind hearing them. You're quite a good
gift giver.
Speaker 9 (35:47):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'll think about that, and I think about what your
mum is sensitive about everything.
Speaker 9 (35:53):
Yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I thought might have been No, no, no, no, no,
Jesus sorry, any call from Woody at the moment.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That is true. That is true. I put nursery rhymes on. Ah.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
No, well, I'm sorry to inform you, but no, no
baby yet, no baby okay?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I hey going, Oh it's good.
Speaker 10 (36:18):
I had mccollumoscopy today this morning.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
How'd that go?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Good?
Speaker 12 (36:23):
Good?
Speaker 9 (36:24):
It was the ship of a child.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
No, it was good.
Speaker 9 (36:27):
Oh that's great. That's good. Yeah, did they find anything?
They found a bullet?
Speaker 10 (36:34):
No?
Speaker 9 (36:35):
I was actually calling about a Christmas present for mum.
Jesus Woody, what that's very unnew?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Well that that is incredibly unlike me.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
But I just especially at this time, but I just
thought it's going to get very busy at home.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Obviously, I'm just trying to knock off.
Speaker 9 (36:51):
It's just a prank phone call.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Is this on the radio or something.
Speaker 4 (36:53):
It shouldn't be so unlikely that I'd be thinking about
a present for my mum, like.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
The shock that you're organizing.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
I just want to get ahead of it before the
baby comes. It just doesn't sound like you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
What do you mean you're planning? Yeah, I know. Well
it's a new thing. I'm trying.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
I figured, you know, if I'm going to have two kids,
planning probably needs to be a skill that I've got.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'm just I'm just trying to stow what everyone's presence.
Speaker 9 (37:19):
Be serious, I'll be serious. I'll be serious.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Any ideas for mum?
Speaker 12 (37:24):
None?
Speaker 10 (37:24):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 9 (37:25):
Would you think? It's twir if I've got a lingerie? Sorry,
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
You has heard me? I said, have you done your
laundry today?
Speaker 9 (37:37):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (37:38):
Laundry?
Speaker 10 (37:39):
You said something else.
Speaker 9 (37:42):
I have?
Speaker 10 (37:43):
How did you know about my laundry?
Speaker 9 (37:45):
I haven't know.
Speaker 10 (37:46):
My laundry basket is overflying. That's amazing. You knew that
you've got security cameras?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
No, no, just you know it's always good to remind
people to do their laundry.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Oh yeah, So.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
You want to present? You want an ideas for present?
I've got a pen handy, I've got my glasses that
I found on the top of my head.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Hit me?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Hit me with what?
Speaker 11 (38:10):
What?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Spontaneous like this without thought? Yeah, she's got golf clubs.
She doesn't drink whiskey like I do.
Speaker 9 (38:22):
With like a tour of a retirement home.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
A tour of retire Well, I don't think that one
hundred dollars. I think you still have to get something
else that will be free, that could be free.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
Who's that? That was me?
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Well, okay, I thought it sounded like Will.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
The jigs up?
Speaker 9 (38:42):
The jig is.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I tell you what, Dad, we lasted much longer than
I thought. We wouldn't usually be ashamed of yourself. I
am your son. You should know what I sound like.
I was switching with Will through that whole phone call.
Really you didn't pick up on that?
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Well, I said, I've been I was sedated.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
I've had an offer. They brought me back from life
this morning, and you've taken advantage of me.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
We attacked when you were We've done it again. We've
done it again.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Oh dear, it was so unlike you would he
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