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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Jennifer Lopez had a pretty wild moment on stage yesterday, Will.
But she was, you know, she was doing her things.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
She was getting loud, as she does when she performs
live on stage, and she was in I'm gonna be honest,
it's a it's a relatively risk gay outfit, a lime
green arm sleeves and then a kind of a sparkly
tunic bikini. Top's still at the top and then this

(00:42):
looks like high wasted undies, green high wasted underwear, green
high waisted jocks. Anyway, so she's doing her thing, and
you know Jenny from the block, like when she's on stage.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Electric singing her loved don't took a thing. Man, it's
the dance scene.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's it's it's the full experience with Jennifer Lopez. And
because she was going into such aggressive dance floor moves,
she suffered a wardrobe malfunction.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah, she has like thirty or forty outfit changes in
a show. J Loo, Is that right, It's crazy. I
mean we've been backstage with that. She showed us all
of her outfits that is true backstage with her and
she was like, I get I have someone who stands
here and just rips me in and out of costumes
the whole time.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
So I'm surprised this hasn't happened beforewards.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I mean maybe it has.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I'm not sure if this is Jennifer Lopez's first wardrobe malfunction.
But effectively, the tight high waisted undies kind of like
slipped up a little bit, but thankfully she was wearing undies.
She was wearing undies underneath the tight green undies. I know,
it's a bit of a hard thing to get your
head around, but like she's got two pairs of jocks on. Effectively, Yeah,
And she basically said on the microphone, geez, I've got

(01:48):
the quote here.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I'm glad I had underwear on. I don't usually wear underwear, so.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's what she said on stage there and usually wear them.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
She's a commando.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Just like, wow, just reading the quote, that don't nowhere
under that at all. So she she was obviously very
lucky in this situation that she had underwear on, because
if she didn't have underwear on, you know, people would
have seen something they you know, she probably didn't want
people seeing. I think it's a lot funny out of
a snatcher in their eye.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Very good.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Now, I think it's a lot funny your will when
you find yourself in a situation where you say to yourself, geez,
I really should have been wearing undies. Right, you get
caught out not wearing undies when you really should have.
And thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Those
are the stories that I'd love to hear again. I
know j Loo got lucky. I want to hear about
the times you got unlucky. So thirteen one oh sixty

(02:41):
five is the number when should you have been wearing undies?
I've got an example for you straight off the bat.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
So.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Vietnam is a beautiful country, beautifult there's a there's a
place in Vietnam which escapes me. But effectively, it's very
well known for tailored suits. So naturally, when I was there,
hoyan't Naturally. When I was there, I was like, I'm
gotta get myself from tailored suits the cheap, It's easy, unreal.
But it was also quite quite a hot environment at
the time, so generally speaking, I was only ever wearing

(03:09):
board shorts. So I go into this place to get
this suit tailored, and I realized pretty quickly that like, well,
you're going to have to take your clothes off to
get measured up.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah. Right, it's quite a big store.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
It's a communal kind of It's a big communal change room,
is the best way I can describe it. And this
little Vietnamese man was like, okay, I get it. To
measure you up, you're gonna you know, can you take
your shirt off? Yeah, no problem, take your board shorts off.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
And yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
There was obviously a bit of language barry here where
I was trying to say like, no, I can't take
my board shots off because I'm going commando under these
board shorts. And he didn't really get that. He couldn't
understand why I didn't take him off. So eventually I
just kind of went, well, if you want him off
size standing there stark nude in the Vietnamese suit tailor,
and it was like there would have been seventeen people
tourists just going like, man, of your.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Course, some of the money thirteen on a six five
I should have been wearing Josh, should have been wearing Jost.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
We heard it, we got it.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
So she's effectively doing her thing on stage.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
She has a wardrobe malfunction She's wearing a very tight,
high waisted green underwear kind of thing and that slipped,
which which meant that the underneath was revealed.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Thankfully.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
She was wearing undies, and she said that I'm glad
I had underwear on today.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I don't usually wear Oh that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
You know.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
If she didn't have underwear on woods, then she would
have just been a puss in birds potentially.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Hey, jeff'skilled.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yes, we're very good. So yeah, thirteen one of sixty
five is the number.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
We're asking jeffking some of that that did not get
enough que in the studio, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I'm not allowed to get around that stuff. I'm not
allowed when I get around that, so I for the
laugh internally. Thirty six is number. A lot of appreciation,
Jeff very much. When should you have been wearing andies?
Is the question we're asking Jylo got lucky. Sometimes you
can find yourself unlucky, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's happened a couple of years ago.

Speaker 6 (05:20):
Yeah, here you're gone.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, well thanks, Jeff.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Story Now listen, I've got to set the scene, all right.
I'm underneath me trailer and I'm doing a bit of
a welding repair, and I'm wearing stubbies.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, short, short, you're going.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
I didn't have any jokes on, you know, and I'm
on me. I'm on me haunches and things that I
didn't realize but were squeezing out the side of me,
of me shorts, and I'm welding away there in a
hot spark has actually landed on me.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Jet's cracker.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh why.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I don't know if you've done any well than before,
But when something like that or hot spark leans on
your skin, it doesn't just leand burn and fall off.
It actually leans, burns and starts to burn its way
in through your skin. As soon as it hit me
and the heat has registered, I have just leapt up
three stitches in the skin. So yeah, a pair of

(06:20):
jocks would have probably helped.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Wow, yeah, welding stitches.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Three stitches you needed after a weldingess.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Yeah, I can imagine, well, three stitches in my head
because I stood up too quick. I was under a
semi Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Sorry when you said referring to you.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Not even mentioned the hole in the bag.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, right, Okay, so you got the hole in
the downstairs, You've got the stitches on the sky and yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Should have been wearing jocks, Jeffrey.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
There's a lot going on there. We'll move on from
jeff Thus to.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Luke here on thirty one six five. Luki, when should
you have been wearing andies?

Speaker 7 (07:00):
So I was up at Early Beach on holiday with
my missus and.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
She bought me these bodies that dissolve in the water.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
I didn't know that they dissolved in the water.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
So I've gone that's joke I've ever heard. Where where
do you get them?

Speaker 7 (07:18):
You get them online?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Just look up dissolvable board shorts.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Because she said she got there moments is getting a
pair of this Christmas. That's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
So she buys you this pair. You've got no idea
they dissolve in water. What happens, Luke?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
No, I'm in.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
I'm in like the south Bank top swimming pool up
at early Beach and I've gone in. She was just
pissing herself off and I was like, what's funny.

Speaker 9 (07:37):
Five minutes later, I've got no hondeys on, I'm just
bare naked in the pool.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Jee Uez, how many people in around? At least one
hundred and fifty? Oh jezus, how do you plan where
do you get out of it?

Speaker 8 (07:50):
I'm hands hands covering the golden jills, running out of
the water, go over to the tower, wrapping around.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Knock off.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Yeah, just left for the day.

Speaker 10 (07:58):
There's no coming that after.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
About its guy stuff, look good girl.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
Talia is called six five when hey, hi.

Speaker 10 (08:09):
So, I was climbing Mount Tibber in the Glashouse Mountains
and we were at that part where you were hanging
over a ledge like ten meters drop straight down, and
I was wearing gym pipes and they split right down
the bum crack, and I wasn't wearing underwear. And there
was a guy, a guide who was probably about he
was like maybe fifteen years older than me, and he

(08:29):
was guiding away to put my seat and he was
and he was just helping me get down, and I
had no idea that my chances were split and my
bum was right in his face.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Wow, that's that's full on.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Sorry, he's coping full moon and you don't know that
he's coping full moon throughout the heart.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Does he comment on the fact that your pants have split?

Speaker 10 (08:47):
I feel it kind of breezy, and I'm just like
playing back there and I'm like, oh my god, and
He's just like, Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Oh my god, that's so intane.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
The cool breeze of death is that is that is
little breeze on the undercarriage. You're like, yeah, that's not
supposed to feel that way.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Don't forget the logos.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
This Sunday night Woods, we're gonna be flying one of
you guys over Version Australia brings wonderful to flying with
his award winning service and extensive network, and we're taking
a phony to the logis.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
So basically, be a celebrity doppleganger.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Can we walk you down the red carpet and convince
everyone else, everyone else in the media gallery that you are,
in fact that person's that's the gold for us. I mean,
Julia Morris has been too many a logi before, she's
hosted the logans before, she's nominated for the Gold Logo
this year.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
JMO, do you reckon? We can pull this off? Do
you reckon?

Speaker 4 (09:43):
There's a celebrity who's easy enough to copy.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
Absolutely listen, get any Australian drag queen and get him
out there as me and I'm telling you there will
be no questions up. They'll be like, gee, she's a
little thinner. And our thought.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Is there if if you actually I Jmo, if you
had to go to the logis pretending to be another
Australian celebrity, which one would you choose?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
And do you reckon? You could pull that off.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
I'll just be any male celebrity because it'd be really
just really exciting to feel like confidence would just.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Trap on you would.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
I mean, a definite LOGI doesn't come with backel Mark.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh you are right.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Yeah, I was about to go too far, which seems
very unlike that.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Control the produces.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
The producers are grateful, Ja actually forty years in the industry,
that's what the studio here.

Speaker 8 (10:51):
You got a mouth like mine. You do have to
self edit a tiny little bit. And you can imagine
all the stuff that goes through the keeper. Like the
keeper is so busy, his gloves, a warm back to
couple of threads.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Just catching him down the leg side all day from you,
isn't he.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Let's get you out of here, Julia Morris. Let's let's
get her off.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah that's a warning shot, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Let's speak about the more commercially friendly idea of the
gold LOGI maybe and the fact that you are nominated again,
massive congratulations from us. Jamo absolutely to be nominated for
the Gold Logi. But you know that the big, the
big comment being made about the Gold Logi nominations this
year is the fact that Hamish Blake is the only
male nominated for I'm curious, Jamo, is there like a

(11:42):
what's with all the with all the girls that are
nominated talking.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
About getting all the opportunities? No, women just kept getting
so many opportunities. So yes, I think it's time that
Marl Voice has heard actually.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Something.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
Oh they'll be all winding about their bloody washing, can
you imagine? Oh god, No, I think it's an extraordinary
line up. I think that Australia will have to accept
whoever wins, he's got to accept it, Like you know,
I heard was which seems a bit disingenuous, But there
was sort of jokes going around about, you know, like
I'm just going to walk out, you know, Hamish wins,

(12:26):
and you're just like, what are you joking? Like Australia
is ahead of us in terms of what they like
and they vote in record numbers and so yeah, whoever's
going to take it? Every single person on that list
has earned it. They've worked hard, they've lasted in this
psychotic industry that does people if you don't have the

(12:46):
right air color. Yeah, and also, you know, we are
among the very few who are working, so haven't we already.

Speaker 7 (12:57):
Got the reward?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Very true, Julia Morris, particularly in difficult times. To excuse me,
excuse my ignorance, Jamie. Have you been nomed before for
the Gold?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (13:07):
The moment awkward, fourth, fourth time. Not awkward for that moment,
but it's awkward to just keep losing.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
And no, I mean, if you've been nominated more times,
do you just keep dusting off the same acceptance.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Speech that you're prepared for the first time you were?

Speaker 5 (13:23):
You updated?

Speaker 8 (13:24):
Well, here's the bonus, because of the ADHD is so
incredibly severe, because I discovered it last year of fifty seven.
The great news is, I'm not the sort of brain
that can go I need to think about a speech.
I'm the sort of brain that goes, you know what,
Why wouldn't I be able to wing it on the night.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Yeah, you've probably already written fifty exceptance speeches in your
head today, never.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Written just in a shower. But that'll also been with
lectures and fists of outrage that somebody I don't know
did something that was mildly unfair.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
So yeah, place to be your head, Julia Mora, sounds
like a wonderful place to be.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
I'm telling you, listen. If you love the circus is
your dream, you're in one of my favorite cities. The
Amster Damage.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh you have you You've done your fair share of
Amster damage in your time, Julia Morris.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
I mean I'm going to spend a month there one
night and yeah, no, no, come on, I mean it's
all yeah, well, I just I feel like I was
docking on my personal mothership that's Amsterdam, and I see
you what but all dopes aside. My actual tip, apart

(14:40):
from the supper club, which is one of the best
experiences I think in the Damage, if it still exists,
is to go to the Hague and have a look
at the girl with the pearl ear rings.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh cool, Okay, go to the hae my.

Speaker 8 (14:52):
God, chanting beggars Belief because you're like, oh, I have
because she's some chick with an earring on every hung
get over it. And then you get in front of it,
You're like, oh, my god, is she alive? In that painting.
This is too weird.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
I was telling Woody to go to the Van Goch
Museum while he's here because that's also beautiful, and he
said to me that Will will Will. I went to
the Loom while I was in Australia, and I was like.

Speaker 11 (15:16):
Oh, yes, exactly the same, exactly there there Downe that you.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Can look at him one lafetime.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I've had my feel with Van go Feel now Jo,
I'm sorry. A bit more serious topic that we kind
of touched on before the song there was the fact
that you got a diagnosed with ADHD.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
So what was it?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Was it last year?

Speaker 8 (15:52):
Yeah? Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I think?

Speaker 8 (15:53):
I saw you guys around about that time I was
in It's pretty early in the year and I had
to wait for something like ten months, no, I'm realistically
nine months to get in to see a psychiatrist in Victoria.
So knowing there could have been some relief and I
couldn't get anywhere near it, I just kept escalating in

(16:16):
luckiness because I was like, you, I know there's something
like it was. Yeah, it was an intense time and
it continues to be an intense time. I think there's
you know, I'm still kind of processing it, and you know,
I don't feel let down by the system or whatever,
because nobody knew it. And even when my eldest is eighteen,

(16:41):
and when she was younger, we went to see the
GP and they said then she would have been about
three or four. Then they're like, girls just don't get it.
So let's not even we don't need to read this.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So many women, there's so many women now like much
later are in life now being diagnosed with ADHD.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
What was the moment, Yeah, yes, you know why.

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Because what happens is when the lady do their next
big crossover section and you know, you go into that
next phase of your life. Yeah, estridgeen goes down. So
it's the estrogen that allows you to mask, right, right,
the estrogen that allows you to mask to yourself. I've
put it together. I've got it together. I've got it together.

(17:30):
And then all of a sudden you're like, oh, I'm
actually quite nuts. Yeah, I think, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
That was the moment. You're in the studio, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Didn't chat with this, which was great, and then when
you leave, I'm.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
In trouble here. I can't make my college.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I can't get this, I can't get this medication. I
think you're about to fly to Africa to do another
season of I'm Silere and you were hot up there, guys,
give me the meds.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
No, I was on my way to the Logies and
I kept saying, I'm going to lose my career on
the red carpet if you leave me unmedicated. Like I
was kidding. I was just like, I just unfortunately everybody
needed to hear every thought in my head, and some
of them are quite bitchy. So I was like, I
do not need people to know how I feel about

(18:22):
other people. I think that is better left in the
private homes.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, if you promise right now to skip the meds
on Sunday and then do you accept acceptance speech just
like full brain, full charge, I reckon a lot of people,
A lot of things will come through for you.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Jamo, would you be here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Yeah, I'm open to it because I've already been worried
about choosing which eight hours is the more valuable. So
is it when I'm on the carpet earlier in the day,
or is it through the sitting at the table, trying
just you know, I don't know, whatever, not the whatever,
and then or waiting till eleven o'clock at night when
it may or may not be me. Yes, I don't know,

(19:02):
I don't know when to kind of drive it into
into the system.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
But because she's nominated for the guy JMO voting over
for the sixty fifth TV week Logo was if you
want to vote for Julia Morris.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
To vote your favorite stars, head.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
To tvweek logis dot com dott you and watch tv
weet Logis live from Sydney Sunday, August three on seven
to see who wins. I mean, if Julia Morris does win,
we can only hope that she does go the early
dose of the dex amphetamines to try and allay the
eighth the Red.

Speaker 8 (19:33):
Carpet without stabbing someone.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
So I'd say, I will have to go early.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
Then my little unprecedented dry white wine do the rest
of the work.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's how you do the logg.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
That's great, and then she'll be absolutely after lease if
she does win, which will just be a gift for
every underwake up to on Monday morning. I'd say, Julia,
it's always great to be on the show.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
Good guys. Yeahs commit madly but lucky lucky lucky answer damage.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Thank you mate. I'm not sure we'd be able to
do the city with you here. I would feel for
all of our lives.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
God right.

Speaker 8 (20:11):
I mean, I don't know if you've ever heard the
expression blaze of glory, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Junior producer Analyse in the studio to try and defend
gen Z's.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
On her.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It's will and Woodies.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Of the.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Ordinarily, this is a bit of fun. You know.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
Analyse comes in here. She brings up things that we
should know. We bring up things that her generation should know.
Woods So it feels that the gloves are off a
little bit. I've kind of had enough of gen Z
over full stop, just stealing everything, misappropriating things which are
not theirs, which they're claiming to be theirs. Kicked off
today when she posted something in the group thread which
was guys, you won't believe it, but your twelves are

(21:02):
taking limos to their formals.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's a new trend.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
That's the cool is that That's how she described this
is a new trend that we've started taking a limo
to the formal. Well, that's been happening for thirty to
forty year we were doing it, so we're a bit
over it now. Yes, we've done and we've kind of
just started realizing though, Analyse that this is what your
generation does. You you take something that we created many
years ago, and then you think by bringing it back,

(21:27):
you've created it, which isn't necessarily definitely, Like, for example,
there's a trend at the moment Analyse. It's called raw
dogging it on a flight. Now, raw dogging it on
a flight means effectively, you take a flight and you
don't look at a screen and you don't look at
your phone.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
We said it all the time, what a flight was.
Thank you, Yes we rolled your flights.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You had to roar dog on a plank. And you're
claiming this is a trend that you've started.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
True, Analyst point for us can get a little.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Now, Analyse.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
You do think, though, that you're going to bring to
us right now a couple of things that you think
you've genuinely started and not just stolen from us.

Speaker 9 (22:04):
Yes, of course, and to be fair, yes whatever limos
have been around for a while, but now that they're cool,
like just so you know, expect to see one at
the Christmas party. Okay, the first thing I think we've
invented is bottomless brunch.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Sorry, can I just get my father in law is
just watching the studio.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
We are doing the show from am Sam.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Frank, were you doing bottomless brunch in the seventies, bottomless
brunch like drinks at lunchtime?

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Yeah you were, Yeah you were. Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Actually six drinks, Frank. Isn't every brunch bottomless?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
So no analysy, No, you didn't do for you anything else?

Speaker 9 (22:51):
Yeah, pilates, but specifically reforming performer polarates. Now, don't you
try to claim that you had that technology back in
your day.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Technology.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
When you say technology, springs, springs, sings, your generation started springs?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Did you at least why are you crazy?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
You know, I don't think that's killing me?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Woods as well as like this, this transcends everything, you know.
This isn't just raw dogging on off flight. So she
tried their targeting exercise, their targeting fashion. I mean the
low ways to jeans, the crop tops. That's so nineties.
I do what else?

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Recently?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Music, like the biggest song in the world was this
Doughty tune, which that was just gort yeah thank you,
which the same songs, literally the same song.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I mean a lot of.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Your music, to be honest, at the moment, is just
you're you're taking songs that we created in the eighties
and you're adding a little bit of a cheeky beat
to it.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I mean that that's music.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
They sample things, that's all they do, feet feet sampled.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I've heard you guys are into c ds again.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, and I think you're apparently you guys are into
CDs and DVDs.

Speaker 9 (23:56):
Well, I haven't quite got there yet, but I'm sure
it is. I wouldn't doubt that it's happening and about it.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah, okay, yeah, right, trendy.

Speaker 9 (24:05):
I'm sure USB's might come back to like, I'm sure
we'll bring them back.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I didn't think USB's were gone anywhere else. When did
USBs leave?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Let's go to Ingrid here, Ingrid on thirteen one or
six five? Ingrid, you're a boomer.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Yeah, I'm a boomer well and truly, and I went
in a stretch limo, my.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yes, Ingri, Ingrid.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
If you don't mind me asking how many years ago
were you in a stretch Limo.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
We'll put it this way. I'm in my mid sixties.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
Yeah, so we've brought them back. Don't you reckon Ingrid?
They went out for a while, No n in between.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
We've been doing it ever because we're I've been working
up in Ken's doing.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Sounds like Ingrid's been a bit of a bottomless brunch
as well.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hey, it's just us showing up for me now, the
bottomless brunch.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Every time one of us is on this show.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
We have been in a.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Bottomless right now though, it's a double past to go
and see this.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
Guy of the Male Today, Frontier Touring and MG Live
are proud to be bringing back.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Global superstar is sharant with the Loop Tour.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
For details, hit to Frontier Touring dot com.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
So he's got a song on his new album called
Old Phone wilbur So.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
We play a little game called old Phone.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Messages where effectively we reread old messages that we have
written to each other.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
Many of these have been unable to make the air.
We actually have to send these off for a vetting
process with the abusers.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yes, and all my texts made it through. A lot
of your texts made it through. Are you saying I
couldn't disagree with that?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
More? Don't make me you make me read some of yours.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Don't make me read some of yours. We will bring
each other down.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
And like I keep reminding you, if you bring me down,
the ship comes down.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
For both of us.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
So it's this beautiful synergy between the couple here that
haven't made it, and I'm happy to read them out.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
You damage yourself if you damage me. Will you know
the brand is Will and Woody. Anyway, the ones that
have been vetted and have made it through the process,
we do read that on it and it is your
job to tell us who wrote the message?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Was it me or was it Will?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
If you get it correct, there's a double pass for
you to go and see. Ed Sheer and plain say,
I've got Nicole Helen, Nicole, Hi, how much would these
tickets mean to you?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Nicole hates.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
My granddaughter would be absolutely ecstatic?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Nicole a grandma, grandma daughter kind of Ed Shear and
I love that Nicole.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay, well, let's.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Grandma daughter vibe.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I think it's just it's a beautiful moment, Nicole.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
That's sure you know your way. Don't go and mean,
what way is it? Grandma daughter? Moment?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
I think it's just.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I think any activity that you go to when it's
like the grandparent and their their their granddaughter, or is
just a beautiful when I see my dad go to
the movies or something with Remy, I think it's gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
So Nicole, I want to create that moment.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Nicole for you.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
All right, So here is the message, Nicole. You tell me.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Did I write this text to Will? Or did Will
write this text to me? Keep it in mind and
if you get it wrong, the tickets will go to Liam.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
And Liam's ready to go to his good friend.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
He is, He's not taking his grandfather or grandmother. Don't
go back there, alrighty, here is the Yeah, A lot
of pressure, a lot of pressure of pressure.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I was a wizard on the tongues last night, So
we're not going to give any more context there. But
I guess you've got to be thinking to yourself, who's
the one out of the two of us that would
be you know, boastful, arrogant about the fact that they
were very good on the barbecue tongues?

Speaker 1 (27:51):
You know, who would take control of the tongues out
of Will and I?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Are they definitely?

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Definitely?

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Was it definitely tongues though? Or is it, or is
there a there? Maybe you're a wizard on the thongs.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm gonna so, why are you going to say me?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Why do you think I would have said that I
was a wizard on the tongues.

Speaker 7 (28:11):
I'm trying to think back to you did an episode
before where there was something to do with the barbecue
and tongs. I'm trying to be gool.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Was on and she's listened to a bit of will
of Woodie. She's all over it.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You're exactly right, Niicale.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I was very angry about the fact that my father
in law took the tongues out of my hands and
I am a wizard on the tongues. And because of that, Nicole,
you've got a double pass to go and see Istune
with your granddaughter.

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Awesome, Thank you so much to joining.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Cale another edch here and give away tomorrow for you
and your grandparents to head along too.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Right up next, she's not taking her grandma.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Alive.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's extraordinary.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
And other Nicole standing on a day over eighteen, how
do you guys?

Speaker 9 (29:07):
I would love to go escape the every day for.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
A tripa day to l a Wilba four.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I've heard on good authority at least the next two months.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
So I mean I know the mats there. I don't
know the mats and.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
It's legit being over there.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Spot in the celebs as well, would so you can
testify to that you had a lunch with Jilli Timothy
shallow May.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I wasn't, but we did become friends.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
We bumped into each other on road day driving we
shared a bagel.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I guess you could say it was you.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Did share a bagel, didn't you.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
And we've had with him, We've continued a great relation.
You still talk to you, Yeah, me and Timothay.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Listen, you heard it from me first one or two
it's coming, Oh thank you, and no doubt because I've
got a great friendship with Timothy Shaller May. So look,
if you want to be like me and become mates
with an A list celebrity, and you just have to
listen to our radio station. You're listening for holiday hit,
so you call on thirteen one oh sixty five when
you hear it. And then we call someone well every

(30:04):
single day and we let them know that a they're
going to.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
La Yeah, Los Angeles and right around California as well.
Why not enjoy everything in California's got to offer, really
the more from slap spotting, shopping, many ways to play
in La. There's hiking there and beyond in California.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's a great spot Santa Monica appear. Yes, Oh there's
so many spots.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Anyway, we are about to call someone to let them
know that they can go and hit up.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
All of those like in La.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Hello, is that Sarah speaking? Yes, it is Hi Sarah.
Do you know who this is?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
No?

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Don't?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay, Well you might recognize the voice of my friend
if my friend starts talking, yeah, gooday Sarah. I think
he needs a lozenge or something, because that's not usually
what he sounds.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
But do you know who it is?

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Now?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
It's Russell Crows me.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
People.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
How many people are around you?

Speaker 6 (31:08):
Four?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's four people around you?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, And you're trying to keep everything under wraps right
now because you're.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
In a serious that is it?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Okay? What do you work as? Where do you work?

Speaker 8 (31:19):
I work at Jet Pets, so we send pets internationally
and domestically on planes.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Wow, that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
How much does it cost to send your pet overseas.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
On the plane?

Speaker 8 (31:27):
Is this willin right now?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
How much are you before we answer that question, how
much would it cost me to send my dog on
a plane to La to LA from Australia.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Oh, well, it depends what type of dog you have.

Speaker 10 (31:39):
Oh my Michael, my heart is founding.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
There'll be a few thousand. But if I get the ship,
I just give you a discount.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Okay, do you know how much it costs to send
a human and a friend to la?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I got to stop.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Acisses free with kiss It's free. Well, it could be.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
It could be a tagline for the bid with kiss
It's free, a kiss It's free, and it's also free
for you, Sarah, you are going to l A with a.

Speaker 8 (32:19):
L.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I want to make it clear that there is a
small concession here, and that is that we are going
to take you on in that discount decend Will's.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Dog somewhere in the world.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
So of course.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Great, that's a verbal agreement.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
I just can't believe that where you work is a
real place. It actually sounds satirical. I was like, good kiars,
Sarah are nice. Yeah, you send pets on planes for
a living. But you do that and by the way,
you've got an office of four or five people that
also do that.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Is that business?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
What do we interrupt you with?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Well? What jet pet? Who figuring out?

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I'm doing paperwork for a dog going to New Zealand
tomorrow morning, love.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Has it ever been like has it ever been like
a satirical one? Like have you ever sent like an
iguana to the Galapagos or something like that?

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Like what's the most exotic pet? Pets?

Speaker 8 (33:20):
We do send new animals?

Speaker 10 (33:21):
We've had to do animals go to Japan and New
Zealand and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Jet pit the pen is at the point a nice
orange and nice mimosa for the take off.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Sarah, Well look mate, you went You're not flying any pets.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Mate, it's all humans on that flight. United Airlines going
to l A. You animate will let you figure out
who you're taking. Congratulations all
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