Have you ever done something so dumb, you still cringe thinking about it years later? This week's episode features some of the most embarrassing stories from listeners who made questionable decisions and paid the price.
From hiding behind a street sign to escape your mom, to mistaking muscle rub for personal lubricant (!!!), these anecdotes will have you laughing out loud and shaking your head in disbelief.
[00:17] Tyler applied for a hotel bellboy job but had no idea what the role entailed during the interview. Spoiler: it involves bells.
[01:23] Ben tried to play hooky from school by hiding behind a street sign when he saw his mom's car. She caught him anyway and grounded him for being "so dumb."
[03:12] Analise accidentally signed off an email to multiple bosses as "Anal Rant" instead of her name. Yikes! She sent a mortified apology but made the same mistake again.
[04:33] Cynthia's friend was adamant she had seen a live football game already and got angry they were "wasting time" watching something she knew the outcome of. Turns out she didn't understand it was live.
This 30 minute episode is chock-full of cringeworthy tales that will make you laugh and remind you of your own embarrassing moments. Don't miss out! Hit play now for nonstop hilarity.
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I heard a well, and what are you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're talking about the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do.
Thirteen one oh six five is the phone number.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Would you once applied for a job as.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
A bell boy, bell attendant, bell attendant at a hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
At a hotel, it's going to do the night shift.
That's what I was applying for.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Got to an interview stage. I believe, the interviewer asked you.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
First time in a couple of months, I've got to
stage two of job.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yet you've been on seat for a while. You get
in touch with the woman at the hotel, she goes
through you know what do you you know? What do
you need to know about this? How are you going
to go this? And you said, I don't really know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Don't know?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Don't notice?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Have to ring the ring the bell when people come
in and out of the tour.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I said, I attend to the bell. I can do it.
I can do it for you. Taylor's cool. Tyler didn't
get the job.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Your sister and brother in law, Tayler, Hi, Hi, Tayler
will come back to you, Ben, this is something you did.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You're there, Ben?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Hey you good man?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Good?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
What'd you do? Mate?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
I was actually wagging school, me and my mate one
day and I saw my mom's car coming down the road. Panic,
my mate jumped in the bush. My dumb, my dumb
self tried to hide behind the street sign, so they're
nicer street sign. I got home and Mom goes to
a school and I was like, yeah, it was good.
Me thinking yeah, I probably got away with it. Mom.
(01:52):
Mom basically whacked me and goes to grab for two weeks.
I said for wagging. She goes, no, for being so dumb.
You think you can hide behind.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
That's good?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Nice, tyler, you're back. This was your sister and other
in the law that did something. The dumbest thing you've
ever seen.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Your reckon, Yeah, dumbest thing I've ever seen. So back
on the loom topic as well, they were in the bedroom.
She leaned into the draw to grab a bottle of
loom that unfortunately the same place that they kept their voltaire.
And for muscle pain?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Is that heat is that? Is there a bit of
heat there with the voltage?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely applies a lot of heat those muscles.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh my god, that's wild, That's that's hectic.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm going to get to Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
There there are a couple like we could we could
sit here and rinse of producers to the cows come Homewoods.
Honorable shout out to Captain poop Pants for booking Rob
Schneider after he was canceled.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I still wanted it as well, was pushing for it.
Put it down.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
And look, I can't. I'm going to let Analys explain
this fo because there is one swimming in my memory
that I think ANALYSI, you need to explain about an email. Ah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yes, I once signed off to my bosses.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I was sending an email and it was I think
three major big bosses and my name's Analise, and I
instead of writing cheers, analse I wrote cheers anal Rant, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'm not sure about the dumbest things ever. Know, it's
just like a slip. It's like the worst type. However,
it's off topic. But I'm glad we heard it. Glad
we heard it. I'm glad we heard it. And did
anyone address that was that?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Just?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Was that just ignored? Did you like email back and
go it's it's an yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Media response was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
And then it happened again.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You did it again, you signed it off again. Oh
my god, Cynthia. Enough from an Cynthia your friend the
dumbest thing scene.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
What have you got?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
We had a girl that was like dating my best
friend and we went to a live football game. It
was like Raiders versus the Sharks. This is a few
years ago. And we sat down and she said, I
don't know why we're watching this. I've seen the end
of this game before.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
And everyone was like, what are you talking about, and
it's like, I've seen it. What a waste of time?
The Raiders lose, and it was a live game. She
just I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's not even dumb, that's just that's that's worrying, that's
a concern.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Then she started making predictions. Was she like, all if
you don't believe did she gets it?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
She was pissed off. Sorry, she was angry that we
were watching the game because she thought it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Was a waste of time. I'm bored. I've seen it before.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
My god, Oh wow,
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