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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Taylor Swift's got a brand new.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Record, It's Life of a shugg Thank you for the
lovely book, Sweet you do get it? Get it Taylor.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Huge for our audience, huge for the world.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Will this is this is this is cultural shifts every
time she releases an album. And look, I'm not saying
that people have to like it, right, but I don't
think it's fair that right now you are coming on
air a fair bit and you've been pretty critical about
old Tata, saying the album's bad. I mean, I mean
(00:44):
yesterday on the show, Will you were asking Taylor Swift
fans to call up and and and and tasking them
with making Taylor Swift's wedding interesting.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I think you're a bit savage.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
You're one of them, probably few that I'm not like.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You just didn't get there, did she Right, Let's go
to Amy. Make Taylor swifts wedding interesting for me?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Amy, what do you mean it's Taylor Swift, it's a
queen of.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
That's gone and.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Just what do you mean it's Taylor Swift? Doesn't do
it for me anymore?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Go for it.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Jack Selena Gomez is going to be there's brutal.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
How do you feel listening about how do you feel
listening to that? Good gear? I mean, I look, that
was a bit savage, to be fair.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I didn't actually listen to them at all, and that
was just part of the guys I was doing a bit. Okay,
let's put that down.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
We're talking about a wedding, then we're not talking about
at a record. True, but fair.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I mean you know that I having a lot of
interest in weddings, in famous people's weddings.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's not really my bag. So that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'll die on that hill.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, sure, that's totally fine. Okay, lets let's put that
to the side.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Then you have been saying, if fair a lottle bit
a little bit, that the life of a show girl
album is terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You've been saying it chucking. You've been saying that a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I think it's inevitable that it's terrible because I don't
think billionaires can make art. And here we go, right,
so you've said within that sentence and.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I just don't think I think that is I actually
think that that is Beyonce. Yeah, okay, did we watch Beachella?
I did, actually watched it last night. With Sam because
we were talking about it so much. That is that
is like watching movie art. Yeah, so I think you can.
But also I just don't think. I don't think like
a Jay Z is a billionaire. I think it's a
(02:28):
point he probably stopped making good music when he became
really rich.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm not across Jay's discography, so I'm not sure if
Jay still putting out track.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You know what I mean. Like, I feel like the
whole the definition of art is that you're struggling. You've
got like I mean, Adele famously said when like why
you're not making music at the moment, she was like,
my life's really good at the moment. So I've got
nothing to write about. Sure, And I feel like I
just know that this ineviator is going to have a
sense of inevitability and that it's just going to be
a lot of naval gazing and a lot of winging
and a lot of like sitting around the private jet
(02:59):
with her her chamber going like, geez, guys, what can
I write about?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I know I got married to an NFL star, Like it's.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Just it's got it already has a perpetual stink about it,
and I don't have to listen to a single bar
of it to.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Know that, and you're making all of those claims without
listening to at least one song. So look, I just
I think you need to listen to the whole album
and take it from tally like music.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It's a very important point in my life. And also
I will say like I do, like if anyone saw
the interview with you with Billy Eilish, like I loved
her record like I had a chance to do. She
cried about what I said about it because I was
so into it, you know, So I do. I don't
want people to think that I'm just sitting here, you know,
canning music because it's not you know, indie rock or
progressive techno, Like that's just not what I'm doing. But
(03:42):
I do actually speaking of progressive techno, I actually do
think that a six year old who was into techno,
who sampled the sound of Taylor's Who's Private Jet and
her money Counter could actually make a better track than
what she's done on Garage Band. From what I've heard
so far, it's this very big talk for someone.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
It hasn't the album, and she's got a drama. She's
got a track on there called canceled. She's dealing with that, Charles.
She's dealing with Charles. There's a song called Ruin the Friendship.
I assume that's about a ruin friendship.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's relatable at all. I don't think there's any part
of it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
See. That's the other thing is I think that when
you listen to music that you love it like it
stirs something up in you where you go like, oh,
this artist is talking about something that I feel and
they're portraying it or presenting it in a way that
I can relate to, and I.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Just well, that's not for me. Well, it's funny you
say that. It's funny you say that because he's Taylor
Swift talking to zaying Low where she identifies exactly that.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Okay, if it's the first week of my album release
and you are saying either my name or my album title,
you're helping. And I have a lot of respect for
people's subjective opinions on art. I'm not the art, glease.
What our goal is as entertainers is to be a mirror.
Oftentimes an album is a really really wild way to
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look at yourself. I know that, Like on the theme
of what the Show Girl is is all of this
is part of it.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Look into the mirror, mate, thirteen one oh six fives.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
She just confirmed everything. I said, just what do you mean?
Her opening sentence was, if you're saying my name or
the name of the album like I've won effectively, good
on your mate.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
We'll give you a little capitalist.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Medal and you can go and hang out with the
other guys in the tax savens like, well done, You're
well done. You beat us, you folded us, You grabbed
music something that was pure and beautiful to a lot
of people, and you turn it into an extreme money
making exercise. And for that I will always respect her,
but I will not respect her music.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Thirteen one oh six five's out number. Now, don't worry,
he'll calm down. I'll have a chat to him during
the song. He'll calm down. Give us a call. If
you're a Taylor Swift fan and you've actually listened to
the album, okay, I want to talk Chap next. I
mean the obvious questions there, I think, should you listen
to the album? One of the songs that are really
going to get will and then I mean, I'm very
interested in how should you listen to it? You know,
(06:00):
I should sensory deprivation chamber to really take it in.
I think right now you escaped on the surface. There,
she's deep.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Will all right?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Thirty six five Taylor swifth fans. Have you listened to
the album? The Full Life of a Show Girl album?
Should Will listen to it? Okay, so we've actually got
Amy back on the show.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Amy, How are you?
Speaker 7 (06:23):
Hey, guys?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Hell, sorry, I was a bit savage on the fader there.
That was just part of the bit, but I do it.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
I'll give you this time.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You didn't. I didn't get your bit out. I'm sorry
about that.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, moving on, I think we're going to we can
break bread right now? Amy, Do you think Will needs
to listen to the album? You know, just one listen,
sit through the entire thing to then make appropriate comments.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, I think what you need to do is you're
saying about how it doesn't speak to our everyday lives
and things that we can't relate to. But I think
that you need to look past the actual melody of
the song. You need to look past the actual tune
of it and the actual lyrics as if it's the
story from beginning to end. So Taylor's in this new
(07:04):
album is literally writing a story, so she's going through
through fate of a Feelure. She's talking about your heart
being saved from the same fate of a Feliua and
in Oprah Lighte she's talking about you can't rely on
other people's happiness, you have to make your own, and.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
For a great message that you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Again.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I think they were great points, and I as show
you once just off what Amy was saying though. I
think that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That was awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
No, sorry, let's go back to Amy very quickly. Sorry,
Ames are there? Sorry Eames, Sorry, Sorry, Amy.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I heard you. I heard you.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I think Amy, do you think you should listen whilst
looking at the lyrics?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I think if you read that, I'll read the lyrics.
I'll read the story, will Amy. I do think it's
interesting though. The first thing you said was don't listen
to the melody like it's a record.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
You listen to them it's music.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I think that you're focusing purely on the rhythm of
it though you're saying that it might all be catchy
to you, but it's catchy to a lot of other people.
If you're looking at it more from a story point
of view, you might find.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That okay, so on a whole as a piece of art,
you think that the music transcends the boiled chicken and rice,
that it sounds like when you first hear it one.
All right, all right, all right, you go to a
movie you will how good is that it's got?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Lauren here? Lauren like that. There is such a cop out.
It's like her literally going, look, I know it's ship,
but if you listen to the whole thing in context,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Lauren?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Do you agree with what Amy were saying?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Is maybe the I'm not very good with music because
the melody is a bit off in this new album.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You've listened to it a number of times.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I have listened to it a number of times. It's
just got to listen to it in the car. Full
volume ideally had a red light while dancing. That's my
biggest piece of it.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Light for you.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah, that's great advice. That's you're having a bit of fun. Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You only finally want to pick is that you've essentially
see that once he becomes successful, you're not allowed to
be good at anything anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's very, very hard. What I would say, Laurien is very, very,
very hard to do. It's it's the it's in music.
They say it's the classic second album curse. It's really
hard for artists once they find success to make something
of substance after they've found the success, because naturally the
fame goes to their head and they lose touch with
who and what they are and what they're actually writing about,
(09:32):
and they end up just trying to write something that
they think the public will like. Now. I think Taylor,
you know, let's face it, she's made some good records
in there. You know, Story Red was a great record, right,
I mean, and we can go through them. We could
go through all of them.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
We really could. We just could, and you know, maybe
we will once the show finishes. Lauren. But but but.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
I think it's not that serious.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
The point it's not it's not a bop though, it's not.
I feel like I beat on both sides there. So
first of all, she's detached. But then if you listen
to it, it's not a pop. We can all agree
it's not a pop. If anything, all I will give
it is what Amy said before, which is that, like
you know, each song is ship.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
But if you listen to it on the whole. Maybe
there's a story which I'm happy to do.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Need to listen to Open Light on repeat three times.
I promise you it'll get in your ears and you'll
love it and you will be calling me back saying
it's Bob Lauren.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Is there anything he has to wear or anything during
the listening time?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Look, I think if you've got to you've got a
sequin on that's gonna help secret something that's going to chemmy.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
You can sort that and.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Do you know it's some comfortable shoes shoes sequence?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Do you think? I do love you, Lauren? Thanks you.
I love your passion, Lauren.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I mean if anything that is what I you know
is infectious about this is the fact that people do. Look,
it's great to see people loving caring so much about music.
Is swift is piling in here to have there to
have their say about their queen and praise.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Give it a go before you before you popa you
got to give it an actual proper go.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Did you have a listening party, Lauren? How did you
do it?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Look? I was in New Zealand and I made my
friends that went over there for the weekend. Made my
friends go to the movie launch with me so that
I didn't mess out because it was only across a
couple of days. So that's how dedicated I am. As
even traveling internationally, I made room to go to the
movie Help.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
La How do you feel about the fact that she
might have been slightly stained by the fact that she's
just a money making machine?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Oh, look to be fair, I went to the ear
as to her, and it wasn't actually for me. I
loved her music. She can do no wrong, but I
think of outgrowing her as a performer. I don't lean
into you know, when she stands here for three minutes
and or at the fact that everyone's classing. I'm like,
you do that every night, So I guess how.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Much of a mega maniac do you have to be
to stand there and get that much? I love the
music and that's what I mean by Lauren. I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
You're a purist.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I love it. I appreciate the honesty. Can you join
us same time tomorrow Lauren?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
On the show, Will's gonna listen to the album I'm
gonna say tomorrow tomorrow in a dark room and then
you join us tomorrow, Lauren, and we.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Can get Will's thoughts. I don't make this any more
statistic than it will need to be. I will struggle
to come back on air.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I'm warning you. I just want you to block out
your other senses and really enjoy.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
What I'll give it, Lauren, I'll give it a crack Tomorrow.
Full review Taylor Swift album, Can I go?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Track by track? Bar bye bar? Can I pay samples
back to you? What? Like in my review?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
They're not doing the whole show with your review. I
was just expecting a sentence or something tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It might just be the pool emoji.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Oh my partner, Sim's like probably twenty four weeks pregnant,
woulds where we're nowhere near the name yet. And that's
largely because she laughs at all the names that I suggest,
which is really painful. I'm finding it really hard, So
it basically comes retaliating a retaliating retaliating. I'm retaliating by
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pranking her with.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Like just outlandish names, names that she would never consider.
What is the really that I think anyone would actually
consider as a real suggestion? Randy Randy Pegasus.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But for a girl that can be Peggy, I like Peggy,
it's your fat danger.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
What do you think about Herbie? You get one, you.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Get one, good Emperor.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Hocky, you might have found it. There we go.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
One more.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Oh god, it brutally hangs up every Timeick. Apology to
anyone who has those names. You know there are some
nice ones in there. I'll tell you if there any's listening.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Be some mokes, a couple of randies, a couple of
rand no dad, some daggers, no doubt, put your names
out for all the daggers out there. But we'll call
her again now, just because it is a show off
with yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's in a mates
plates though, So I don't know if you'll pick up?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Can you take this from me?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's probably will that would run some baby what?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you want to talk to your wife?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't know why it would be great. I don't
want to run.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
He doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Want baby names?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Nah? If she doesn't want to talk about baby names,
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
He doesn't. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
We don't think about rebel? I like rebel?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah? He's joking.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
He doesn't need my approval for baby names.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I mean you do if you're gonn call your.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Baby, Rebel. I'm gonna give you back to it.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh God, that's not fair. You should be given the
room to pitch your baby, my baby, your baby to fifty.
What she liked about Rebel, Yeah, there was no there
was no engage. She just gave the phone to someone else.
I couldn't agree more. And no reason why Rebel's bad?
You know, poor Rebel Wilson. She's out there, she's listening
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right now. She laughed at she was my name, that's
a night man.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
My name.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's a real shame. I didn't get to Cornelius. That's
a great name. Cracks a beautiful name. Little Corny call
the little corn dog corn Dog. He's a little con dog.
We'll dragon, yeah, Dragon, if I.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Have one baby name. When this phone is on my ear,
I will never answer a call from you ever again.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Wow, that's aggressive, love. Why why the thing?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Because you're giving me heartburn with his laughing and the
baby names.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's giving me really bad heartburn. That's not fair. Don't
bring the bring the pregnancy you do it. Beurn's a
good name. I call it Ben. I like Ben.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm will will will well well will. I'm not doing it.
I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's a shame that little Cornelius is giving you. It's
a little corny going dog all I tell you. That's amazing,
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little going dog going.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Doug gotta.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Look, there's a disagreement going on in my house and
when she just cracked straight into it, so Min thinks
my car should be taken direct to the wrecking yard.
This is the one that's held together with the duct tate. Yeah,
I noticed that just.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Before when I was outside.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
But it's working, no doubt.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
So I obviously had a small issue with my car.
It's a beautiful car, it's running beautifully. Leather seat, moon roof.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
No they're not leather, Yes, they're pleaver well stick leather,
like you stick to those things able to peel yourself
out of that car.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Do get a bit sticky, especially on the hot days,
real sticky. But so the main issue that she has
with it is that. Yeah, so one day I got
particularly vigorous when I was opening the boot and I
just ripped the you know that so long handle. Effectively
the whole thing just came off and all the electronics
were everywhere, and I was like, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So I drove straight, so I put sticky tape there
and then drove straight to the wrecking I'm not the
wrecking thing.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
The should have gone straight into the panel beater yeah,
or like the mechanical yeah. I was like, hey, mate,
you probably just need a bit of glue. Like I
kind of went in there going like, this is obviously
not a big job. Can we just get a bit
of glue, car glue or whatever duco glue on there
and get that back?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And he was like, look, mate.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Looking at that fixing that will cost more than how
much your car is currently worth.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I hate when they say that that was It was
a real home in every car's life, when the mechanic
tells you that the service the car. It's a sad day,
really sad drive home, put on a tornado kind of
just really, you know, a couple of tears as I
drive home. And then I thought to myself, hang on
if it's currently being held together by sticky tape. So
I went past Bunning and it's got myself some gorilla
gaffer tape, which is the strongest of the tapes.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Not a paid bit, not a paid bit, And I just.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Chucked six strips of the gaffer tape one.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
No issue. Wow, tape noise the show. Just recording it.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
We found the perfect sticky tape sound effect. Mate, hasn't
come off, hasn't come up pretty competent.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, I'll put it to you. There's no issue with
that car.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
That is a keeper, is a pretty This is a
common trend with you. You you legitimately drive cars into the ground.
You once crashed your old car, George, the Toyota into
a poll, George. Yeah, when you were the captain of
our school fence at the schools, at the school trust
training and Monday morning you goes do the math and
you and I shouldn't have said that. That was also
(19:24):
very lame.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Go.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So it was so lame.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I was very lame.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
It was such a weird in my head, it seems
cool when I was at school. Guys, guys, how good?
What a legend? Damn it? Man, that is my filter today.
So anyway, I'm going to get you out of here. Mate,
you sound awful right now.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
And we're both both our names on the show, your
bloody legend. You Well, we're drinking on a Sunday night
in year twelve. So now you drove the car into
a fence, yes, yeah, and then you busted the door
so bad that no one could get in the passenger door.
That's it, remember to get in the back seat. And
that I was like, oh, you know, actually all crawl
over me. Yeah, that's my preference. Yeah, And then like
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that was everyone thought this would be a thing for
a couple of months.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You get the car.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
For five years, it actually crashed it again. And then
I just couldn't open the hood. You say, the hood
here is legend again? Do you mean the bonnet? It
just wouldn't open it cut the hood? Could you pop it?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Puppet? And I was like, who needs to pop a hood?
Driving it? Right?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
So another thing for me, And by the way, thirteen
one six five is the number because I just think
this fight or disagreement happens a lot between couples.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
But what's broken that you refuse to get rid of?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh yeah, obviously you can dub in your partner here
as well, if it's them that has something broken that
they are refusing to get rid of.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Another one for me, just away from cars.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
So I've got a I'm sorry to get tech savy here,
but I've got a Bluetooth keyboard.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
You got rid of them? I thought you got rid
of all wireless technology.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Well, so it's actually okay because it comes with a
I don't want to get too ticky here, but it
comes with like a USB sticky.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
You stick the USB technical sorry, won that bok for me?
A USB stick there's a USB tony and you stick
it into your laptop dongle. I don't know it's called
a dongle.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Well whatever. Anyway, connection is great. But here's the thing.
On my Bluetooth keyboard, the K doesn't work. Okay, So
every time I need to use a K, you do,
I need to disconnect the keyboard and then hit K
on my laptop keyboard.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Still good? Oh that would be so.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Really Honestly, K is one of the least used. And
then you start getting crafty with like to try not
to use K.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's ridiculous. Thirteen one oh six five is the number.
It's just never right the letter K.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Just don't just try and avoid it all costs thirty
one six five. Yeah, what's broken that you refuse to
get rid of?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, thirty one six five. You guys do the math,
so please don't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should be
about love.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
The show should be punished the show it would be punished,
A punish me that's getting weird.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
The team one six five is the number what's broken
that you refuse to get rid of.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And we will get to those calls before we do, though,
I have managed to just rustle out the audio from
the last break, which I think needs Please don't do that, please.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
He's mentioning, you're bringing both of us down. Well, no,
this is what are you talking that clear?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And you're talking about when he was school captain and
drove his car into a pole. You once crashed your
old car, George, the Toyota into a pole when you
were the captain of our school.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Monday morning, he goes do the math. That is so
I apologize, just straight up. I apologize pretty much the
lamest thing I've ever said. And I don't condone if
you've joined the dots that I've condone.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Tho.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's all so many reasons of this was layered.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It was walking, it was shameful, Yeah, yeah, bad thing
to encourage.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, it's all bad. It's all bad. I think when
something sods as well, like you do the math, I
feel like I was in like American pie three definition
of line.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Anyway, So topic is though, what's broken that you still
use another one?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
For me?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
I've got a leaf sucker, so sucks leaves. Yeah, what's
the bag? Oh that's all I gotta do.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah, you just kind of like back it up to
a bin and you just kind of hope that you
suck it into.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
The bag of the bin, like just suck it in. Yeah,
it's a lot harder. I'm going to be honest, it's
very impractical. Still good, you do the math still, Belinda's.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Hey, Blinda, what's broken that you refuse to get rid of?
First of all, show thanks hearing what his comment before
about the car, and then doing the math.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Better.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
I've got a I don't know if you know those
choppers that you put your onions in and your things
and you pull the oh yeah, and chops and chops.
And I've had it for about nine years and there's
cracks to the brim and the harder oppress, the more
cracks that come. It doesn't click properly. But I just
love it and I can't get rid of it. I
don't know why.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I just does it still chop the onion?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Well, I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
You take ninety you take.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
The point here, believe that I think he probably to
a point there where you are actually chopping plastic like
you're probably your onions are probably suffused with plastic.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
No one's complained, So that's right, that's right. Hasn't taken effect.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
A little bit of plastic makes you shruger. Yeah, that's
definitely not the guideline from from WHO. But I think
it's fine from WHO Health Organization. A bit of a
WHO reference. I'm on Friday, I'm on fire.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I don't want to be on anymore. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Actually pretty cool, Riley, Riley, How are we? Riley?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Good?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What's broken that you refuse to get rid of?
Speaker 2 (25:24):
So?
Speaker 8 (25:25):
I have a mighty commodore sitting at home. My mum
keeps yelling at me to get rid of it every
five seconds. It's blown, two motors, three gearboxes, four dips
and at least more oil than a fucking container Facilla.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Riley has sworn, which is a bit of a shame.
We did like his call, We did, We did. He
was talking about having a car, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
And effectively eventually it was broken. Get rid of it,
and guys, just don't swear when you get on the air.
That would be wonderful. We'll be back in thirty seconds.
By the way, Okay, so we're back. I'll I'll finish
with this. Just see what all right?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
I don't think can we go back to Riley be
able to get back to him.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
His pottymouth's a potty mouth show man. I mean, you
tell me, look at his.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Legend's done something else of the day. I got a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
It was second hand Champions, second hand save being a
bit of coin, and I left it outside in the rain.
Still he move, so it rusted through. So it's got
a pretty significant hole in the bottom. Yeah, I think
still good because it adds a bit of urgency. So
if I fill up my wheelbarrow, you just got to move.
You just got to leg it because you're losing soil. Yeah,
that's still good.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah, I don't know. It could be.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I was thinking though, you know, like when they used
to paint lines, Yeah, on a football field that.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Was effectively just a wheelbarrow field with chalk of the hole.
And it wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Oh my god, I've got a line paint the bile.
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Will What is gum tree game?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I describe an item on gum tree, you guess the
price of that item. If you get it right, I
give you that dollar a man, it doesn't get better
than that on a Thursday, Will thirty one and sixty
five is the number. But we're already chuckers, guys. It's
just super popular game better like next week. But let's
go to Tara here. I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Tara, Okay, you've got on, I've got, I've got I've
lost my filter, Tara.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Sorry, okay, here we go item for you. So are
you an AFL fan at all?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Tara?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Not really believe it at all?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Okay, Well, there's a team that's believe its stupid question.
They're the Collingwood Football Club. They're the Pies. And there
is a twenty twenty three Collingwood Football Club themed one
dollar coin. So it's it's legal tender, it's one dollar.
But how much do you think someone is trying to
sell that on gum tree for tweet?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
I reckon?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
It is calling Wood So I know that they're all
like great.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
But no, no, that's pretty good bit of a powerhouse.
They're pretty big cli the club and they want a
premiership in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's fifty two dollars. Yeah, sorry, Tar, just it's a
one dollar coin. You think they're selling it for fifty two,
but it could be a specialize.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Collingwood could be trying to get any money they can get.
Speaker 7 (28:26):
I think.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, right, Okara, what have you got against the pies?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah, for someone who doesn't know much about anfl you
really don't like that. Both tar incorrect, I'm sorry, incorrect.
And you might be interested in this if you're willing
to pay fifty two twenty bucks twenty bucks one dollar coin.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I thought'd be bit more than that. Will twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
But mate, it's they might have released twenty of them.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I don't reckon. It's a study of scarcity economics, you.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Know, value less of them, you know, that's that's kind
of that work. That is true supply demand at all
about it?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Ethan?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Okay, got one for you. So this isn't actually a
physical item, Ethan. But I'm just going to read you.
I'm just going to read you the ad. It says
come finish our puzzle. So they've said they just want
to use their table again, and they don't want to
finish it.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I just they just want to hang it up.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
But they're asking you to pay for the opportunity to finish.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's a good feeling.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
They want you to pay. How much is left a lot?
They've pretty much only done one corner.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I can't say I'm a big fan of puzzles, but
I have to say maybe thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Thirty five dollars. I'm going to give you a second guest, Ethan,
I'm going to give you a second guest. You are over,
You're over with thirty five dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Remember, it kind of feels like you were doing them
a favor, satisfying. But how much do they want, Ethan,
have a second guess?
Speaker 1 (29:58):
That's the guys.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I've got ten answer twenty five.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Bloody hell, you're close, Ethan, but I'm sorry twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Twenty dollars to go over and finish that way, you know,
you know, I sort of pack your car ninety percent
and there's a perfect gap left for the last bang.
Oh good feeling, you know, good feeling.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'd pay to go and do that someone nice feeling.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
If there was an ad saying finish my sudoku, I'd
pay three digch really to finish someone to do as
long as I've got the domino to come where you
know the numbers, just start, just start nailing them. There's
no better dopamine hit than that. Let's go to Mandy. Here, Mandy,
new item for you. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's a handmade tooth crown, so looks like legit teeth,
which look, I'm gonna be honest, that just seems a
bit coooky to me.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
On all crowns handmade? Yeah, fair point. I don't know,
but that's a fair point. That's just a question.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
So it's just a tooth crown, then, I don't know
exactly what the it looks like, just like a hard plastic.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Ord marketing though, you say something is handmade, it's like, oh,
I got a second.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I do it at restaurants. Everything's handmade. All food is
hand anyway, Yeah, I digress.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Is that really didn't Mandy? How much do you think
it is?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Sounds horrible?
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Guys, I'm going to say eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Mandy, I'm going to give you a second. Guest, this
is say it's a handmade tooth crown. Yeah, do you
mean like it's a crown for your tooth or a
crown on your head that's made of teeth?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Crown on your head that's made of teeth. Well you
didn't make Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
You're getting the second you get the second guess it's
like a full on crown. Looks like what that is
just not at all?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
What you?
Speaker 8 (31:37):
What you?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It looks like Triton's crown if it was made of
human teeth. What hell? I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:43):
It's sick. It's definitely sick. Is they actually people's teeth?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
M doesn't specify, but they look legit and we don't
have to dig into where they got on from or anything.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It might be worth the police doing that though.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That sounds but before we get the police involved, Man,
how much do you think this person is selling out? Tooth?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Horrible?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
But I'm going to say one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Incorrect, I'm sorry, thirty bucks for a hand made tooth crown.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Halloween's coming up? Will you can hear why that was confusing? Right? Yeah?
Now you know, I know you do a bit of
prep for this segment. But do I do?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
I will?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I think I've been found out. Let's talk about alcohol consumption.
Will drinking would be the nickname for that. So there's
been a huge study on drinking, basically trying to figure
(32:48):
out which age groups are the ones that are really
really chipping in, dipping in.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I was just about to say, I don't want to
condone expensive drinking.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's was really bad for you guys, chucking it really
bad for your body, your mental health. Okay.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
So it's so interesting hearing you say that because as
our generation, we've already been weaning off alcohol a bit
like we're not having heaps now. We all know the
baby boomers. Sorry, and no, man, I'm wean. I'm weaning.
I've had many months off. I've had many sober months.
That's what I do. So we all know the baby boomers. Yeah,
(33:31):
they're they're they're long gone.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
They're they're drinking a lot.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And this study found that so all the boomers, they
are punching a lot of alcohol.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah, so then they do it like water, don't. They
have a drink with someone over the age of sixty
five and they'll have three champagne before you've ordered yours.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Having to be with dad, Dad always needs a bridge,
so he'll just he'll just he'd get too because he'll
know I'm going to get through too.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Before you've even touched the like.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Half way we've touched your glass. It's isn't it?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Seriously On the way back, he punches the pot and again,
I don't condone excessive drinking.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I want to make very very clear.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
But the thing that frustrates me about this story that
I'm reading is that so gen Z, Yeah, are the
ones that under the age of twenty six. Under the
age of twenty six, they're the ones that are drinking
the least. They are twenty times more likely to choose
not to drink alcohol compared to baby burmers, any times
more likely to not choose alcohol. Yeah, it's not a
(34:22):
thing for them. They're drinking muches.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay, but okay, this is what's frustrating me though, Well,
I'm loserus No. I mean, like, hey, let's go for
a drink. What much of are you getting you?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's all good drinking muches, that's all good. But here's
what frustrates me.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, I don't like that gen Z are claiming that
we started the whole sober living thing, like we.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Were the classic gen Z.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
We're the first, We're the first ones that cut alcohol
out of our lives.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Incorrect.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
As aforementioned, I've had months off alcohol you've had months
off alcohol.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Not that that's a big deal. No it is.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
It's a bloody and achievement.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, it's not because we don't drink that much and
we don't rely on it.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Sorr. Yeah, yeah, you're not doing yourself. Stop talking about
how much of a feed it is that you.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Didn't drink six months though, which is bloody good anyways.
Should just be like, oh well, he cares, what of it?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
What I want to focus on is the fact that
I just think we did sober living we started that
we with the baby boomers didn't do it, we started.
I don't like that gen Z are claiming that they
started so beliving that's.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
All they've got though.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Gen Z, really they're just like a band cover band.
They just kind of just try and copy what everyone
else does. Might hope to God that they sell out
a pub.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
You know.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
It's just my thoughts too. Yeah, So to the under
twenty six is out there, to the gen zs that
are listening, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.
What are some other things that you think you started,
whether it's movements, whether it's activities, What are the things
you think you started? Because we've had analyse our not
junior producer. I think she'll always be her title of
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this scene. Yeah, I'll give her that. I have the
same ring to it. But she's been in here before,
claiming all the things that she believes gen Z starts.
I think we all had a good laugh when she said.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
Is the first thing I think we've invented is bottomless brunch?
Sorry for you, Pilarates, but specifically reform former.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Former Polartes.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
Now, don't you try to claim that you had that
technology back in your day technology.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
When you say technology, springs, springs, your generation started springs,
did you?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
She thinks she invented springs. Analyse in here as well,
produced around alease. You've got a few things there that
you think gen Z has invented. Let's go to gen first, Jen,
you don't you're a gen X. You don't think gen
Z invented sober living?
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Absolutely not generation with the rape culture culture.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
And let's not get into hy Jen, Let's not get
into why but we love a bottle of water, don't we.
Let's go to Adam, Adam, Adam, you're also gen X here,
we I mean gen X. We've got so many things?
What what a gen X invent Adam.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
We embedded the music on a bicycle. We were riding
our bikes when we're younger. We just taked it all
to the bike and then you had the speakers going,
you know, awesome.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
One hundred percent and that is that is cool?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Not sure? That something that? Yeah, you never saw that
before us taking a speaker on a bike.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, we started that. Great point, great point, that's.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Not something you guys want to brag about.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I think it's very cool when playing their music really loud.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
In the front in the front carriage there, and.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
It kind of reminds me of those bikes that have
the massive speakers and people go in them and they
have to sit in the back carrie.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah, you guys might have started that.
Speaker 10 (37:43):
Actually we don't, don't blame it.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Actually called trick shaws and that was that's cool all
of a sudden. Great, we're good at names. All right,
ab what do you think your gen z?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
What do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
You invented?
Speaker 10 (37:56):
I've got so many. The first I want to start
with is lip.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Bumb No, I mean.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
Yeah, that's also something we probably invented.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Just to say, what does that mean?
Speaker 9 (38:10):
I've been so serious? Dead ass it means you're so serious.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
I actually don't know why it's dead, but like it
just means you're really serious that you can't joke.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Like you're dead ass, you reckon. You think you don't
think we knew about lip bumb.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Well no, I think you guys probably knew about chapstick.
Speaker 10 (38:28):
But when we've got lips lip balm, which is like
in a pot and you can really it's just really.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Really first the pot came before the chapstick.
Speaker 9 (38:36):
I don't know about that. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
You can take it up. Look, let's go here.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Is it Alessia or Alicia? Alessia, so your gen z.
What do you think you invented.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
Texting in lower case as a matter of tone?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Yep, yep, yes, Alessia, yes, in not starting the sentence
with the capital letter. Yeah, and why do you do
that because it's poor grammar? But why do you do that?
I actually think they.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Might off like you're just touching a lower case.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
But Alessia, yes, Alessia, we invented texting so you can
have whatever variation on it you want. Bang, And that's just.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Really a tweak on a classic. Yeah, we've got you there.
Speaker 10 (39:24):
With Alessia though she's she's done one of them, the
lower case. But we've also invented k dot, which means dot.
If you've seen k dot means I'm fuming.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
My dad was sending mek dot back in nineteen ninety five. Dad,
I'll be home from the movies in ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
KOs got.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
The boomers laugh. K alright, for a long time, I
haven't seen anyone use it, so we skipped it. Have
you got your dead?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Ask?
Speaker 8 (39:55):
Well?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
Okay, yeah, tattooed freckles?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Did you actually start?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
What is I mean?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Like it like like making a beauty spot?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Like you get that was a thing of very long
Marilyn Monroe, Yeah, she's cooling.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Hello. For the nineteen twenties, what's next? Male?
Speaker 2 (40:10):
She drew on the mill? Yeah, she drew that on Yeah, mate,
I'm doing that in the twenties, what's next? Swing and twenty?
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Well, she used liipline. I'm sure, like we tattoo with
a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Gun, you do permanent freckles? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Not me, but I don't know if that's an event.
It's just it's just strange.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Sebastian. Sebastian, you're a gen Z. What do you think
gen Z invented my.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Friend Jay William?
Speaker 8 (40:30):
What do you I reckon gen Z invented chatchpt, which
is what we use all day every day. That's also
what Taylor Swift used to write a latest album.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Nice Sebastian Fine, all right, wasn't invented by gen Za though,
like you use it, but we all use it.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's not something you invented. I don't think you can't
say that you invented. It's like me saying we invented Facebook.
We did Zacky.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We love the Big Boy, so he's another millennial, so
give us another one a bacon.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
We minted the silicone suction things on the back of
your phone so you can take it. You can put
your phone on the wall and then just take a video.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Of yourself and you're happy with that.
Speaker 9 (41:12):
I'm so happy with that.