December 4, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Would everyone's talking about the Spotify rapped or Apple Music redone?
What's it called replay? I wasn't replay. Peels like they're
just just trying to keep up there. Take the cookster.
He just wants to go on board, doesn't it. I
know you like m because you bundled in with a
package with your data storage and your family getting their
cheek getting the real cheap.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But for most people it is Spotify rap Day.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But yes, there are of course those Apple Music people
who like to zig when everyone else zags. Now it's
cool to go through all your stuff and see what's
going on. I did the Spotify rap thing earlier.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
New feature from them you get a video message from
the artist that you listened most to, which means I
got a video message from Bill this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Hi, it's Billy.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
I just wanted to say thank you so much for listening.
This year has been so amazing, and I've just been
touring all over the world and it's been so lovely
seeing all of your beautiful faces and I can't wait
to do more of it.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I love you, Thank you so much, so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
They also gave you a video message from your favorite podcasters.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Oh yeah, what's your favorite podcast?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I had a message from the Rest is History boys,
I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (01:16):
Hello everyone, it is Tom and Dominic Hare from the
Rest is History.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah yeah, I was all talked about that the Fellas.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Anyway, Hello everyone, it's Tom and Dominic so woods. But
the exciting thing everyone else is we're all coming in
here today as I'm sure everyone is in their workplaces
wherever you are today talking about what was in your
Spotify wrapped or your Apple reheated, whatever they is.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And you haven't done yours yet.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
I didn't know how to access it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I was.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I was asking people how to I enter it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, So what we've done is you handed over your
phone like you would a movie screening, and we've got
someone to go through your phone for you to do
find out all the details about what music you've been
listening to.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It's excited.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm excited about this personally.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I got a great taste because you don't have great taste,
and I think you're afreak if I'm on a steep down.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So let's I do think you're a freak.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Okay, yeah, thank you. I allow you to know that
I know that you think that of me. You are, mate,
I'm not a freak. You are, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're on the step list in the Batman begins at
two o'clock in the morning the other night. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So, so this year you listened to this is your
Apple wrapped twenty twenty five. This year you listen to
thirty seven thirty seven thousand minutes of music, which is
forty five percent.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
More than last year.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Hey, look at me embracing music.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I agree. Your top artist, yeah, is Hans Zimmer.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is the Interstellar theme.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I sawry vibe well and I've made my daughter of.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
A character is an Interstellar movie.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
People unawhere. Han Zimmer is a composer. He famously composes soundtracks.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Exception Interstellar parts of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's done.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
All.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
If you're watching a movie and you think, gee, the music's.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Good, it's Zimmer, might be could be John Williams. Anyway,
you're going to move on, going to move on. So
your number one listened to artist was Hans Zimmer, and
you were in the top one hundred listeners.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
So Tommy's going to buzz in here.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, So I took your phone, would you made it
into the top one thousand listeners of one artist.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Wow, that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Can you guess one artist that would be that you
were in the top one thousand listeners of.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
It's not Hard, Not hand Chapel Roan.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't even know these guys. God, yeah, this is
very funny.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
What are you doing, Riopi the pianist. It was Waffire, Oh.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she brought out a new one. She's
from Brisbane. I don't think anyone calls out the waff
I was right. Yeah, she brought an album promised Land.
I think anyway that this is a bang up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
There you go, the wat the waffle cone. There you go.
So you made it to the top thousand listeners of her.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
People should get around Wafia.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
By the way, your.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Chop song for twenty twenty five in your Apple Wrapped
Woody White Law.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The three thousand, nine hundred and ninety three songs which
made up you're listening discography across the AAR. Your top song,
yeah great, awesome was f one by Hans Zimmer. This
is from the brad per f One movie.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's literally every morning I wake up and I pump
that pumpy map.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
As if that's not pumping you up. See, I mean,
no one doesn't like that.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, that's awesome, this would be funny. That was pretty
is funny than I thought it would be. Get me
listened to one hundred and ninety three albums this year.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Good Strong.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Your top album Hans was New Classical, a compilation by
various artists. Number one album was New Classical, a compilation
of classical music by various artists.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
So I think saying you understand about me is there's
no I don't like the middle ever, So am I
the f one Hans Zimma in my life?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Or I'm like very calm classical music.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So the good news for you and I think everyone
else is that you will have no idea what Australia's
top Spotify songs were.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
As streamed by everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm going to tell you what they are in a second,
because you're going to sing them, which is very exciting.
Before we get to that, though, it's a bit sad
that the top five most streamed Australian songs on Spotify
this year pretty much all really old like Riptide is
still the number one Australian streamed song.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I mean, it's a bang it is a banger.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
That's not the point. Crowded House are on.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
There the top Australian second, My second most stream song
Australians stream song by Australians this year. It was a
forty year old song. Yeah, so there's a Kidlery song
in there, which is cool. Sonny Fideira makes it as well,
which is cool.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But then I mean like not not and again not
it's a bad song.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But the temper Trap Sweet Disposition from two thousand and
eight wraps up our top five songs.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So who was just a bit of a say to
every understart listening to the new AUSI.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Music and am on on the sniffers like dominated the
areas not No, then they're nowhere near that really surprises me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So listen to new asy music, guys. That'd be really
good idea because let's go through the top five Aussie songs.
Woulds the way this works. I'm going to play the
start of the lyrics. You're just going to sing the
rest of them.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, sure, the top five songs. I'll
be across it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know what, I'm actually not going to read you
the song title. I'll tell you what the song is afterwards.
You should know by the oh way, this is worth
pointing out. We're a hit music station, right.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah, but I'm preparing during the song.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We're a hit music station, so trect me if I'm wrong, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But each of these songs would have been played twice
every three hours for the last year. So let's say
you're in here every day, two hundred days, twice every
three hours.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know, I'm prepping the house down in here.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let's say that you heard that song. I'm going to
say you heard each of these somewhere between let's say,
ten times a day.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I only would have heard each of these songs at
least two thousand times this year.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
I just don't take in the words, though, I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Two thousand times a weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Bird's over a further. We should be together in something something.
Let's get together further on that further.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, kind not really yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Yeah yeah, And then she goes, I.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Want you to stay yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Billy?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Great, I've met it. What's the song Birds of a Feller?
Very good?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, no, you know you're get half a point for
knowing the name?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Is that number one?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
That was number three, number one? Should we give him
number one? This is a fay oh.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Am, I you're taking me out like an alligator.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
That's it. That's all.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
The ordinary alligator by Alex Warren Number one stream song
in Australia. Is there? Well we woll were you were unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You've literally met him, met him.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You've heard that song two thousand times.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I've never known what he said in the chorus.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, clearly song what are we up to? Song two?
Song too?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Yeah, we're right to go give it to him.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Watching your brain?
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Oh yeah, mean here, honor, what is that we're going see?
Your face depends?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm so glad I haven't given you the title because
what's amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Tommy as well?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
So you have this.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You hear the intro and then when the when the music,
when the lyrics drop, you see like you surprise yourself
by the fag that you know it comes from somewhere.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
It comes from somewhere.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You didn't expect to.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Say, Oh, bag, you think you're cheese.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
No, you think you cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's right, bag, you think you're cheese by Gracie Abrams,
Song number What's she's saying there?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Though?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
For this you don't you think you're so cool? Surely,
but you think you're something cool? Yeah, obviously while.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Bad hearing cheese.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
All right, we'll do one more this here we go.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Used to be somebody.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Would trow it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Made a very honest confession on here yesterday, not your
confession to make it, arguably, but I appreciate it the honesty.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Anyway, it was probably the wrong thing to do, so
my wife we went and saw the Wiggles extraordinary performance.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The Tree of Wisdom Big Show Arena. Spectacular.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Absolutely, It's still on tickets available at the Wiggles dot
com and it really is a phenomenal show, but amazing show.
The big takeaway for me was the fact that my
wife finds the Blue Wiggle Anthony very sexy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Sal and I like, all of a.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Sudden for it sounds a bit sexy, doesn't it it?
You know in this vein an you shing where you
play well is Fritzelder metaphor of omss.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
No, no, no, I don't exactly Banana. They're all about healthy eating.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
I don't see you think I think I can confirm
right now the Wiggles are doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Sexual Shuger Chugger, Big red car I mean, all.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Of a sudden, the noises of a car, All of
a sudden, it's the noisis in a new light.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I see.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
I disagree with that, and I think the weird person
here is my wife.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, okay, because maybe not.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
I kind of thought it was just an offhand comment
about Anthony being quite sexy, but then I realized that
when she was filming the performance, she was just zooming
in on Anthony as well. So all the footage we've got,
forget about me and my daughter dancing through it. It's
literally just zoomed in shots of the Blue Wiggle himself.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
And I saw the same show as you like.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
He just he is, I mean, a bit of a
sex symbol in a lot of ways, in that he's
the he's the lead guitarist, he's the Van Halen, He's
the he. He is the Keith Richards of the Wiggles.
And then he just stands there and treads. So everyone
goes out and does does their thing. They're in costumes,
they got kids, props and stuff. He just picks up
an axe, stands back and just slays in the background,
(12:04):
which is again undeniably sexy.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
It is kind of sexy and you know what I mean.
Let's get this sex bumb on the on the radio
right now. We've actually got the blue wiggle Anthony, who
joins us right now?
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Anthony, welcome and will good on your I've never laughed
so much. I'm just driving through the streets of Sydney.
You're gonna laugh.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Have you have you ever seen yourself as a sex symbol, Anthony?
Speaker 12 (12:28):
No, I'm sixty two years old. You know, I'm thinking
about retirement village.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Because I tell you, my wife she just keeps talking
about the gold tooth that comes up a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
She thinks you're in incredible shape. How much do you
work out, Anthony?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
I know I don't. Look honestly, I persually I think
she should go to Specsavers. But I really, honestly, I
didn't expect this conversation. But straight, I mean think you
are you sure you're looking at the blue.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Wine hundred John John John's heart, Johnny's heart.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
That's that's true.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yeah, he was no offense to Anthony. But that's what
I was saying to my wife. Are you talking about
the purple yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Because and she was like no, no, no, no, no,
both purple wheels hot as well. Locke. He's got a
bit of sex appeal about him as well, not for him.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Yes, honestly, I'm really not prepared for this.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Well, you may not also be prepared for what I
want to do up next to Anthony, because I would.
I mean, in my in one side of my brain,
this is making my wife's dreams come true. But on
the other side, this is humiliating her life on air.
But I'd love it if you were up Anthony to
give my wife a call and just say today.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Absolutely, but yeah, for sure, And honestly it's very embarrassing here,
but really got to get it checked out.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
I then found her talking you on social media. She
was like, I just spent thirty five minutes looking at
his Instagram profile. She loves your voice as well. It's
got a great voice, love it.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Honestly, my voice is so bad. But thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
He's humble as well. He's humble as well. God he
just came stacking him out. All right, mate, we'll say, Anthony,
stay with us if you can. We're all loving this.
You're hating which is great.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
I'll call my wife now and just talk to her
about the fact that she's completely in love with you
and enamored by you, and then at the opportune moment,
I'll introduce you so she won't know you're on the line.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Anthony, whatever you think, this is a wild conversation.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
You stay quiet, and I'm going to call my wife that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Men, it's Woody.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I've got Will here as well.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Classic and what do you mean classic?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
We worked together every day and just while we're honest,
I mean we're we're live.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
So Australia is also listening.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, okay, well this is all making sense then, I guess, yeah, perfect.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
I just wanted to get you on in front of
all of our beautiful listeners to discuss a little bit
more your obsession with Anthony the Blue Wiggle.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
I knew this was coming.
Speaker 14 (15:26):
I just felt it.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
I knew it well.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Every time I speak, I think this is this is
a bad idea considering my husband's job.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Well, exactly right.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
And when I say speak, you spent the entire performance
talking about how attractive he was.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
You were zooming in on him. This is all confirmed.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I was captured by his presence though it was.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
You know, it's hard.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I was saying before you he's he's magnetic. He just
stands there in shreds.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, and it's also the it's his voice as well,
a bit husky.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It is going pretty farther.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
You You then revealed to me last night that you
had spent thirty five to forty minutes on his social
media profile.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Yeah, they got a little bit weird. Well, you know,
you get like it gets stuck in a trance sort
of things.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Did it add to the I wanted to see him.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
On the like the outside world too, Like I wanted
to see what he was about, because you can't fall
in love with someone just as they're like their show,
like their show persoponer, You've got to like see who
they are in real life too.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Okay, so just to confirm what is it that's so
sexy about Anthony, Well.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I've liked his like voice more, you know, yesterday after
watching him speak for a while. But the tattoos, I
think is a little bit you know, hey, how are
you going? The gold tooth I.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Think is like a little bit like I'm a bad boy,
but like I take care of my teeth. Oh no, wait, no,
what happened to his tooth?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Mim I mean?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Why don't you ask him? Because he's on the line
right now and he's been listening to this entire.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Don't do it to me any is there, Anthony.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
Yeah, I'm here. I want to say this has been
the most embarrassing minutes of my life.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
You're saying that, where did think?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I feel the guys have kept their experts at it,
But I know I would just saying to the guys,
I appreciate it, And I think you've really got to
go to specsay this. No.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I think I'm one step closer though, to leaving Woody
now because.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
I've got to stoke to you your mind. Well, I
must admit the only thing that's disappointed me so far
about you.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Is how you couldn't get your hat on your head
the other day.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
At the Cory to put your hat.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So if you can get that sorted, I reckon we
could be on here.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Honest toot, I've been it's reachless the whole time this interview. Actually,
you just.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Keep saying how it is.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Can you confirm for us, Anthony, what happened to your tooth?
Why have you got the gold tooth?
Speaker 12 (18:00):
Okay, my grandfather he was hard for Italian and he
had gold teeth everywhere and when I lost my tooth,
I just wanted to get one as tribute to him.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
And he's a beautiful man, Italian and more lovable.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Anthony quit it.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
I knew it was going to be a good story.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He was.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
It was those days when I don't know why, but
a lot of men of that era had had a
lot of gold teeth. I reckon may.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Cool, Yeah, I are cool.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
There you go, he goes, she's back at it enough
time you're done. Put her on hold again.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Thanks for that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Give Anthony my number and we'll steak into.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Very good Anthony. Mate, we're off. We're going to let
you off the hook. You've been. You've been more than accommodating.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
Seriously, you guys are fantastic and thank you. Laugh about
this when I go, oh good mate.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Hey, look, if people want to go and see the Wiggles,
as we just said, Woods and I've been to the show.
Ticks available Wiggles dot com for the Tree of Wisdom.
It is a big show, arena spectacular. It is unbelievable.
I mean, if you feel like your your wife's maybe
on the slide, don't take her because it's a very
sexy blue wiggle up there. But apart from that, I mate,
have a wonderful show and it's busy this weekend. Enjoy
(19:20):
and congratulations on all the success and everything that all
of you guys continue to bring to all of our families.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's really special. See you later, mate. By Anthony. Look,
(19:47):
I know this is going to be polarizing, but thirteen
one oh six five?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Can you throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself?
I don't care if you want to go and be
a little bottomly pots and go and get yourself of
a tub of maltesers and day two you've eaten five
hundred maltese and you need to throw those things out.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Understand that. I understand that.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
If you're doing that by yourself, in your own time,
in your own space, I get it. But what kills
me is when you buy you're in a relationship, or
you're living in a sharehouse, some situation where you have
co living, and you go and buy yourself a treat
and you've got self control.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And discipline, all the beautiful things that an adult should have.
The treat.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I feel there's a particular treat here that a few
there's been a few, there's one that's just happened to me.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Though. There are no shoe bars. You know, I'm into them.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Your wife throw the no shoe bars. Yes they're expensive.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You've got a whole pack of no shoe bars.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
You are, But that's a healthy snack. Why would you
throw it?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
A help and control yourself with them.
Speaker 15 (20:44):
In a.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Solid sesh?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Four bars?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Yeah right, okay, And she's throwing out the box.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And my daughter, my daughter and her cooked a whole
bunch of short bread Christmas. Shortbread did a great job.
My daughter was very proud. Went to go and have
a piece of short bread last night a cup of
tea after my dinner.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
How lovely is that?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Throughout the whole tub short brand.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Oh that's tough for you.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I think she had about ten.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
So look it's a real run.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
She just gets on her stressed.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
She see me is thirty two weeks pregnant, So there's
a there's a real sugar craving thing that's coming in here.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
I'm not pregnant, but I get it. Like once I start,
I black out, and that's when it gets scary. And
then the next time you look down, you're like it's gone.
So I'm I'm a bin, Tucker, Like, I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, you did this for something recently. They don't want it.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Actually, yeah, I can't remeber what it was.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
But so I'll not only put it in bin, but
then I need to cover it in something rank because
I also been so like I've bin dive.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Yeah, I've thrown in bin and then gone away.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
And then like I'll just be sitting there and all
I'll be doing is thinking about and then I'll know
that is so strange, and I'll be like, there's that
one Senarn told.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Me this that they do that They throw the cake
in the bin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they cover
it in like dishwashing detergent.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Oh that's smart. That's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Then they can't get it again.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Ye yeah, I need that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But what if you're sharing that cake with someone?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
So I would say to Mim, I'd say, Mim, i've
got a real problem with the carrot cake. You've seen
You've seen them. So I'll say to her, it's it's
going in the bin tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You've got a night, you've got If she's really enjoying
the cake.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
And well, I'm sorry, she's in a co living environment,
and I can't live in our house where there's carrot cake.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Can't you that's ridiculous. Can't you put it in like
a safe or something.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
Like a Look if I say to her, okay, you've
or you've either got twenty four hours to finish it
and get.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
It to find a secure location, you'd find.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
It, sniff it out, and then all of a sudden,
I'd be saying, like, where's the carrot cake?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Tell me where done that in the past with things
that I've asked to be hidden from me, and then
you end up blackmailing them and.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
It gets Yeah, it's not nice.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
It's not nice.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
It's not nice.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's not nice.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
So throw it in the bin.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, here's one thirteen one O six five. Can you
throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself. We've
heard from someone who can't control themselves. I love someone
else in my shoes to call in right now? Are
you the person who has got control who has to
share the snacks?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
You do have great control. I don't know how you
do it.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
You'll be in here and you just have one piece
of something and then this little thing where you just
like you just brush your hands and go hmm.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I'm satisfied. That's extraordinary to me.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Look, my partner is thirty two weeks pregnant. Sent me,
you're doing a wonderful job. She caen with the weather
heating up, and you know, all in all, I think
she has brilliantly.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
But well done.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She she's got to be of an issue with with
with the snacks at the moment. With the sweet snacks
not an issue. I think you's got an issue. The
other night we finished dinner and she got up and
she grabbed the carcies I was like, where you're going,
and she was like, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Go to the server to get the Korsh.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
She's done that every night this week.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then again meet the baby, and then again she
eats as much as she can on the way home,
and then she throws the packet in the bin.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Issue.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
If she's throwing out something every night, that's starting to
become a wasted issue. She needs it. She needs a
lockbox and you need the key.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
But she just drive to the servo again. Oh yeah,
she's got full access.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Speak to the servo guy.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Probably having a sugar is unlike any other you know,
drug addiction. She can get it whenever she wantspect. Most
shops on the corner sell it.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
If she always goes to the servo that you should
put a little photo up of her. Get the servia gun.
Do not serve.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Woman asks for licorice, she wants this, don't let her around.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So look, it's killing me that she's throwing out our
shared sweets though, because she can't handle herself around them.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sugar can't be in the house at the moment. And
you know I like a sweet trade woods do she
threw out my no shoe bars?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yeah, and no shoe that's a hello shreep.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's a healthy and a thirty one six five.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Then you throw away shared snacks if you can't control yourself.
Speaker 16 (24:33):
I can't control myself.
Speaker 15 (24:34):
I'm a cereal snacker.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
If I don't get rid, I won't go over half.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
So I have to get rid of it because I
give the other half of my partner.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
I want to eat half of him. Yeah, I just
throw it out, straight up, throw it out.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
So there's your partner annoyed about this, Anna what I
was saying before, like it's it's frustrating from his perspective.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Nah, she knows the deal.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, sounds like we all know who wears the pants
in that relationship you had. He's called on thirty when hatty.
Can you throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself?
Speaker 16 (25:05):
I can't throw them out. And my husband, oh, hello,
by the way, boys, I'm so sorry to jump straight in.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
In there, get in there. We assume you're well, wear well,
Merry Christmas. No into your story.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
Perfect, I can't. I hate wasting food. It's one of
my number one pet hates.
Speaker 14 (25:25):
Got my husband.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
Recently, I found out that he's been gaslighting mete. We
have a big tool cupboard and it's really tall and
really deep, and I can't actually see the top shelf,
let alone see what's.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
At the back.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
So he's been saying, oh, no, like I've thrown out,
you can't control yourself. And then I've come out when
he's watching TV and he's for all the snacks out
and he's put them in the back of the top.
I think, up in the cupboard and I found my
whole stash there.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
But you can't but have found the stash up because
he was doing you a favor. I think there was
a nice middle ground where you want to throw them.
He obviously wants to keep the snacks. You can't control yourself.
Aren't you happy with that situation, Haddie?
Speaker 16 (26:05):
Uh, I just think if he wants the same snacks,
he should buy them himself.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Are you saying you can't control yourself with the snacks?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (26:17):
That is fair.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That is for me. That's a perfect scenario inspiration for me.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Yeah, I think this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, this is he's doing you a favor. He still
gets the snacks, and that's the way it should be.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
He's doing the effort to climb up your tall pantry
and against one.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It is a little bit like that if you can't
control yourself. He's taken over the agency, taking control of
the situation. Now you're angry at him for it?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, my god, he.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Needs a better hiding spot though, he's unfortunately because you
know now now you're the pantry.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah you have you got have you got the ladder
out yet? How do you have you got the ladder out?
Speaker 16 (26:56):
I this is the issue. We've also got really high
and I can't even reach it with the step lighter.
So I get on top of the steplighter and I
can see the back. I've got the tongs out before
to try and get It's quite dangerous. And my children
look at me like, Mum, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Get to be dangerous? But desperate as well.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know you don't want to be doing that in
front of you don't have to be getting snacks off
a top drawer on a ladder with tongues in front
of your children.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
No, no, no, but desperate times. You know we've all
been there. Let's got Jason here.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Have you read something desperate in front of Remy before?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Look?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Have you been You're watching your reading habits around ram or?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Are you nah?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Because I'm you're spooning the peanut butter in front of Remy?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah, blackout.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
And then she starts doing it so she licks plates
as well now because when I have dinner, I'm a
plate liquor.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
And then she's seen me on all knee.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Pretty range, the plate looking is pretty ran.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yeah cause I want more as soon as the finish.
It's like more more. And then she's seeing me on
all like all fours being diving. It's great. And then
how do you tell your daughter to get get out
of the being that it's dirty? It's like Dad, I
saw you there last night.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Now, Jason, it's really grim. Ja finds.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
At the bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Will Jason, Jason, how you doing both? Your wife steals
your snacks.
Speaker 14 (28:12):
One hundred percent to me and the kids. Adult kids
will get choco buzter and chocolate bags and chips, all
sorts of stuff all around the house. I'm talking hiding
on the wall in the theater room behind DBD.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
She can't control yourself. Is that what you're saying, Jayson, Ah, I.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Mean, well, I'm a bit the same, but I love
to have chocolate in the cupboard. When I want chocolate
in the cupboard, sometimes sit there for a week and
I just kind of want it there when I want it.
One hundred percent is never there when I want it,
And then she'll replace it and she'll point it out
to me and go, hey, I bought another block of
chocolate because I eight the last one. It's in the cupboard.
I'll go the next day to grab it.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Gone, oh wow, Wow, she gets through it.
Speaker 12 (28:51):
Oh she loves it.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
I mean we all, we all love it. But yeah,
she's like some sort of sixth sense. She knows exactly
where they all are.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
You could start doing what my mum does to my dad.
So my dad's a serial snacker, real problem in the
family home. So what my mum did is she set
up a fake hiding position for the snacks. So Dad
believed he'd found the hiding place.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
But this was it was It was fraudulent. It was
a fake hiding spot.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
So they were both thinking that they'd nailed the system,
whereas mum had an actual hiding place for the snacks.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Wow, that's awesome. And what did she put in the
fake hiding Just rations healthy snacks. It's like an apple.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
A masked Bandit was found passed out in the bathroom
of a liquor store.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
And I think the best part about this is that
the masked bandit was a raccoon. So raccoon. He gets
in there, and you go for what did you go for?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
First? Straight for the spirits.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
So he goes straight for spirits, start smashing the bottles
of spirits on the ground, and then obviously the alcohol
pools on the floor, and he just tucks in, just
chucks the face right in there. Scotch apparently was his preference.
Of all the bottles they found smashed on the ground.
Here is a little bit of media coverage of this
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pesky raccoon.
Speaker 17 (30:25):
A raccoon got into the Ashland, Virginia ABC through the ceiling.
We called it nast down bottle after bottle, had a
drink or two or three, and then.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Passed out in the bathroom beside a tolling is what
was that?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Where did that come from? It's Fox News. That's Fox
News covering the story from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
So the funny thing about it is, so I was
reading the story and apparently the police officer when he
found the raccoon passed out in the liquor store, I
was trying to give the raccoon a bit of a
talking to, you know what I mean, like trying to
like trying to tell off the raccoon for being naughty.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
And I've also did you say you made it to
the toilet, by the way, Yeah? Mate.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
So he smashes all the bottles, drinks all the boos.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Off the grill like quite responsible, tries to go to
the top, didn't quite make it.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
He's say, nearly got to the toilet. We've all been
on the ground. Do everything you can. Just he's out.
It's awesome.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
I've always just found it really funny when people try
to tell off a pet because it doesn't that doesn't
make any sense that the pet doesn't understand what you're saying.
But when our pets do something particularly naughty, we find
we feel compelled to still tell them off.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I'll never forget the time in Perth.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
I was living in a sharehouse and I have my
little dog Bobby, and for three to four week period,
all of a sudden, it was the middle of summer,
the house has started smelling like poop, like like a
like a really dank smell of pop. You remember this
Chester Street just started smelling like a bit of pop.
And everyone started sort of like, you know, pointing things
a little bit like what is that smell? All of
a sudden and we were doing like wide searched in
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the house. I was like, I've toilet trained Bobby. He's
definitely not doing poops inside. She so yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Anyway,
I found out after after I followed her one day,
what she was doing is she was she was going
underneath the house. It was nice and cool down there,
and she was popping underneath the house. And then when
it got particularly warm, it would like permeate up into
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the house. Reason I tell the stories. I remember sitting
Bobby down and being like, you just can't be that
house like that.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
It was like, why am I you look like an
idiot doesn't understand.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Because they've done it as well. They've done it.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Like there's that thing where you're like, you can't tell
off a pet unless you catch him in the act
of doing it because their memory memories and that doesn't.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Work speak English.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
That is true?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Is true? Somebody you asking what did you find yourself
telling your ped off for? I'd love that. Yeah, that's
pretty good stuff.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. What do
you have to tell your pet off for?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
You? Do you feel like you need to get it
off your chest?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Though?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, you're that You're in that moment and you're like,
you know what, I just can't believe you did that,
and then you sort of thirty seconds into the end
and looking at it, look at their looking.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Their asshole, and you're like, yeah, right, you don't go to.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Sam Sam on thirteen one oh sixty five. You're trying
to tell off your cat.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
Oh yeah, I hope you can hear me.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Yeah, I've got an eleven year old, ragged old cat
who thinks you're the dog.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
He's very obedient.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
And I had a mouse in.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
My garage last week, so I sent him in the
garage to get the mauk because the mass eating my
Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Oh yeah, great.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
I didn't find the mouk, but at one o'clock in
the morning, he bought me a live mouse is my bedroom.
Oh yeah, And I spent two hours a bit like
a mother exercise, chasing big masks around my bedroom.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
This is like a monthly occurrence for me.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Sam.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
I don't know, because they think they're doing you a favor.
They're like, Master, Master, I've brought you alive.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
One is with him because I told him to go
and do it.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
This is the you can't he doesn't speak. He doesn't speak.
That's how do you train your cat to kill?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Well, sometimes they are dead, to be fair, But I
think he's accidentally done that.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I think he does want to bring you alve It's
like in the in the West.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
It actually is like that, you know in the West,
when it's like reward dead or alive kind of thing. Yeah,
that's the way that that's the cat protocol as well
with rats. But I think it's double points for you
can have a play with you bring.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Him to me alive. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah, my offering to you is a love which is
a nightmare. Then you end up nude chasing rats around you.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
But when you try and explain that to a cat,
you know you're going against years of evolution. They've been
doing it for so long. Yeah, you can't tell him.
It's gonna tell me here, you've tried to tell off
your pet for something.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
Yes, Like he's a naughty little boy. My dog like
his cha. He likes to bark at everyone across the
street walking by. Sitting at a cafe, I wait for
the other people to walk past. He's have his little bark.
He's telling them off to not come near me. They
walk away and I get him to sit down, look
me in the eye, and I say, that is so rude.
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We don't talk to people that way.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Does that work? Does it work for you? Timmy?
Speaker 15 (35:32):
It does? I think he kind of recognizes not meant
to do that, But mid talking he is trying to
look for another person to bark, another dog.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Across the raids working, It's not working.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
And it sounds like he's still so he's still barking
at people as they walk past.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yes, it's it's not working at all.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I feel like Chihuahua owners and dashhound owners like you
need some sort of noise control mm hmm, particularly if
you're going to take them in to you know, cafes
and whatnot.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
How do you stop a bark though?
Speaker 14 (36:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
What? What?
Speaker 7 (36:11):
What are your options?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I'd get onto Season Milan? Were you Season Milan the
dog whisper on YouTube? Really he's great.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
So, for example, I learned of Caesar Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what Caesars.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
You can't yell at your dog when it's barking, because
it thinks that you're also just yelling at the other
thing to get.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah yeah ye. The worst thing you can do is
yell at them. Yeah right, he's good Milan, Yeah no,
look him up. But dash uns, dash hunts and two
hours yeah fit in the bin as well.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
From Wendy in there, Wendy, I've never I wouldn't a
little bit of humor.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Wendy, you try to tell if your pet for something, Yes,
I've got a bird.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Does the f words are quite.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
A fair bit, does it?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
That's hilarious, Wendy, Wow, that's real.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Do you teach it to it? Wendy.
Speaker 15 (37:07):
I was having a drive to my mother's for Mother's
Day one time and the cockerate was in the car
and I got pulled over for breath alizer and the
bird tail.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
The policeman, the f mate,
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Would everyone's talking about the Spotify rapped or Apple Music redone?
What's it called replay? I wasn't replay. Peels like they're
just just trying to keep up there. Take the cookster.
He just wants to go on board, doesn't it. I
know you like m because you bundled in with a
package with your data storage and your family getting their
cheek getting the real cheap.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
But for most people it is Spotify rap Day.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
But yes, there are of course those Apple Music people
who like to zig when everyone else zags. Now it's
cool to go through all your stuff and see what's
going on. I did the Spotify rap thing earlier.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
New feature from them you get a video message from
the artist that you listened most to, which means I
got a video message from Bill this morning.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Hi, it's Billy.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
I just wanted to say thank you so much for listening.
This year has been so amazing, and I've just been
touring all over the world and it's been so lovely
seeing all of your beautiful faces and I can't wait
to do more of it.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I love you, Thank you so much, so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
They also gave you a video message from your favorite podcasters.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Oh yeah, what's your favorite podcast?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I had a message from the Rest is History boys,
I'm not sure.
Speaker 8 (01:16):
Hello everyone, it is Tom and Dominic Hare from the
Rest is History.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah yeah, I was all talked about that the Fellas.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Anyway, Hello everyone, it's Tom and Dominic so woods. But
the exciting thing everyone else is we're all coming in
here today as I'm sure everyone is in their workplaces
wherever you are today talking about what was in your
Spotify wrapped or your Apple reheated, whatever they is.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And you haven't done yours yet.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
I didn't know how to access it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I was.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I was asking people how to I enter it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, So what we've done is you handed over your
phone like you would a movie screening, and we've got
someone to go through your phone for you to do
find out all the details about what music you've been
listening to.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It's excited.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm excited about this personally.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I got a great taste because you don't have great taste,
and I think you're afreak if I'm on a steep down.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
So let's I do think you're a freak.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Okay, yeah, thank you. I allow you to know that
I know that you think that of me. You are, mate,
I'm not a freak. You are, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You're on the step list in the Batman begins at
two o'clock in the morning the other night. All right,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So, so this year you listened to this is your
Apple wrapped twenty twenty five. This year you listen to
thirty seven thirty seven thousand minutes of music, which is
forty five percent.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
More than last year.
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Hey, look at me embracing music.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I agree. Your top artist, yeah, is Hans Zimmer.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is the Interstellar theme.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
I sawry vibe well and I've made my daughter of.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
A character is an Interstellar movie.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
People unawhere. Han Zimmer is a composer. He famously composes soundtracks.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
Exception Interstellar parts of the Caribbean.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's done.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
All.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
If you're watching a movie and you think, gee, the music's.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Good, it's Zimmer, might be could be John Williams. Anyway,
you're going to move on, going to move on. So
your number one listened to artist was Hans Zimmer, and
you were in the top one hundred listeners.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
So Tommy's going to buzz in here.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Sorry, So I took your phone, would you made it
into the top one thousand listeners of one artist.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Wow, that's great.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Can you guess one artist that would be that you
were in the top one thousand listeners of.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
It's not Hard, Not hand Chapel Roan.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't even know these guys. God, yeah, this is
very funny.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
What are you doing, Riopi the pianist. It was Waffire, Oh.
Speaker 9 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she brought out a new one. She's
from Brisbane. I don't think anyone calls out the waff
I was right. Yeah, she brought an album promised Land.
I think anyway that this is a bang up.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
There you go, the wat the waffle cone. There you go.
So you made it to the top thousand listeners of her.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
People should get around Wafia.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
By the way, your.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Chop song for twenty twenty five in your Apple Wrapped
Woody White Law.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The three thousand, nine hundred and ninety three songs which
made up you're listening discography across the AAR. Your top song,
yeah great, awesome was f one by Hans Zimmer. This
is from the brad per f One movie.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
That's literally every morning I wake up and I pump
that pumpy map.
Speaker 7 (04:50):
As if that's not pumping you up. See, I mean,
no one doesn't like that.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Okay, that's awesome, this would be funny. That was pretty
is funny than I thought it would be. Get me
listened to one hundred and ninety three albums this year.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Good Strong.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Your top album Hans was New Classical, a compilation by
various artists. Number one album was New Classical, a compilation
of classical music by various artists.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
So I think saying you understand about me is there's
no I don't like the middle ever, So am I
the f one Hans Zimma in my life?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Or I'm like very calm classical music.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
So the good news for you and I think everyone
else is that you will have no idea what Australia's
top Spotify songs were.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
As streamed by everyone.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I'm going to tell you what they are in a second,
because you're going to sing them, which is very exciting.
Before we get to that, though, it's a bit sad
that the top five most streamed Australian songs on Spotify
this year pretty much all really old like Riptide is
still the number one Australian streamed song.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
I mean, it's a bang it is a banger.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
That's not the point. Crowded House are on.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
There the top Australian second, My second most stream song
Australians stream song by Australians this year. It was a
forty year old song. Yeah, so there's a Kidlery song
in there, which is cool. Sonny Fideira makes it as well,
which is cool.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
But then I mean like not not and again not
it's a bad song.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
But the temper Trap Sweet Disposition from two thousand and
eight wraps up our top five songs.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
So who was just a bit of a say to
every understart listening to the new AUSI.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
Music and am on on the sniffers like dominated the
areas not No, then they're nowhere near that really surprises me.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So listen to new asy music, guys. That'd be really
good idea because let's go through the top five Aussie songs.
Woulds the way this works. I'm going to play the
start of the lyrics. You're just going to sing the
rest of them.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, sure, the top five songs. I'll
be across it.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You know what, I'm actually not going to read you
the song title. I'll tell you what the song is afterwards.
You should know by the oh way, this is worth
pointing out. We're a hit music station, right.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
Yeah, but I'm preparing during the song.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
We're a hit music station, so trect me if I'm wrong, Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
But each of these songs would have been played twice
every three hours for the last year. So let's say
you're in here every day, two hundred days, twice every
three hours.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
You know, I'm prepping the house down in here.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Let's say that you heard that song. I'm going to
say you heard each of these somewhere between let's say,
ten times a day.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I only would have heard each of these songs at
least two thousand times this year.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
I just don't take in the words, though, I'm.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Two thousand times a weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Bird's over a further. We should be together in something something.
Let's get together further on that further.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, kind not really yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Yeah yeah, And then she goes, I.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Want you to stay yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Do you know who that is?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Billy?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Great, I've met it. What's the song Birds of a Feller?
Very good?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, no, you know you're get half a point for
knowing the name?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Is that number one?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
That was number three, number one? Should we give him
number one? This is a fay oh.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
Am, I you're taking me out like an alligator.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
That's it. That's all.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
The ordinary alligator by Alex Warren Number one stream song
in Australia. Is there? Well we woll were you were unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You've literally met him, met him.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
You've heard that song two thousand times.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
I've never known what he said in the chorus.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, clearly song what are we up to? Song two?
Song too?
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Yeah, we're right to go give it to him.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Watching your brain?
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Oh yeah, mean here, honor, what is that we're going see?
Your face depends?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I'm so glad I haven't given you the title because
what's amazing?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Tommy as well?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
So you have this.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
You hear the intro and then when the when the music,
when the lyrics drop, you see like you surprise yourself
by the fag that you know it comes from somewhere.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
It comes from somewhere.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You didn't expect to.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Say, Oh, bag, you think you're cheese.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
No, you think you cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's right, bag, you think you're cheese by Gracie Abrams,
Song number What's she's saying there?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Though?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
For this you don't you think you're so cool? Surely,
but you think you're something cool? Yeah, obviously while.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Bad hearing cheese.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
All right, we'll do one more this here we go.
Speaker 7 (10:13):
Used to be somebody.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Would trow it.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Made a very honest confession on here yesterday, not your
confession to make it, arguably, but I appreciate it the honesty.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
Anyway, it was probably the wrong thing to do, so
my wife we went and saw the Wiggles extraordinary performance.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
The Tree of Wisdom Big Show Arena. Spectacular.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Absolutely, It's still on tickets available at the Wiggles dot
com and it really is a phenomenal show, but amazing show.
The big takeaway for me was the fact that my
wife finds the Blue Wiggle Anthony very sexy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Sal and I like, all of a.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Sudden for it sounds a bit sexy, doesn't it it?
You know in this vein an you shing where you
play well is Fritzelder metaphor of omss.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
No, no, no, I don't exactly Banana. They're all about healthy eating.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
I don't see you think I think I can confirm
right now the Wiggles are doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Sexual Shuger Chugger, Big red car I mean, all.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Of a sudden, the noises of a car, All of
a sudden, it's the noisis in a new light.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
I see.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
I disagree with that, and I think the weird person
here is my wife.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, okay, because maybe not.
Speaker 8 (11:22):
I kind of thought it was just an offhand comment
about Anthony being quite sexy, but then I realized that
when she was filming the performance, she was just zooming
in on Anthony as well. So all the footage we've got,
forget about me and my daughter dancing through it. It's
literally just zoomed in shots of the Blue Wiggle himself.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
And I saw the same show as you like.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
He just he is, I mean, a bit of a
sex symbol in a lot of ways, in that he's
the he's the lead guitarist, he's the Van Halen, He's
the he. He is the Keith Richards of the Wiggles.
And then he just stands there and treads. So everyone
goes out and does does their thing. They're in costumes,
they got kids, props and stuff. He just picks up
an axe, stands back and just slays in the background,
(12:04):
which is again undeniably sexy.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
It is kind of sexy and you know what I mean.
Let's get this sex bumb on the on the radio
right now. We've actually got the blue wiggle Anthony, who
joins us right now?
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Anthony, welcome and will good on your I've never laughed
so much. I'm just driving through the streets of Sydney.
You're gonna laugh.
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Have you have you ever seen yourself as a sex symbol, Anthony?
Speaker 12 (12:28):
No, I'm sixty two years old. You know, I'm thinking
about retirement village.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Because I tell you, my wife she just keeps talking
about the gold tooth that comes up a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
She thinks you're in incredible shape. How much do you
work out, Anthony?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
I know I don't. Look honestly, I persually I think
she should go to Specsavers. But I really, honestly, I
didn't expect this conversation. But straight, I mean think you
are you sure you're looking at the blue.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Wine hundred John John John's heart, Johnny's heart.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
That's that's true.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yeah, he was no offense to Anthony. But that's what
I was saying to my wife. Are you talking about
the purple yeah?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Because and she was like no, no, no, no, no,
both purple wheels hot as well. Locke. He's got a
bit of sex appeal about him as well, not for him.
Speaker 12 (13:24):
Yes, honestly, I'm really not prepared for this.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
Well, you may not also be prepared for what I
want to do up next to Anthony, because I would.
I mean, in my in one side of my brain,
this is making my wife's dreams come true. But on
the other side, this is humiliating her life on air.
But I'd love it if you were up Anthony to
give my wife a call and just say today.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Absolutely, but yeah, for sure, And honestly it's very embarrassing here,
but really got to get it checked out.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
I then found her talking you on social media. She
was like, I just spent thirty five minutes looking at
his Instagram profile. She loves your voice as well. It's
got a great voice, love it.
Speaker 12 (14:11):
Honestly, my voice is so bad. But thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
He's humble as well. He's humble as well. God he
just came stacking him out. All right, mate, we'll say, Anthony,
stay with us if you can. We're all loving this.
You're hating which is great.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
I'll call my wife now and just talk to her
about the fact that she's completely in love with you
and enamored by you, and then at the opportune moment,
I'll introduce you so she won't know you're on the line.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Anthony, whatever you think, this is a wild conversation.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
You stay quiet, and I'm going to call my wife that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Men, it's Woody.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Hey, what's up.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
I've got Will here as well.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Classic and what do you mean classic?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
We worked together every day and just while we're honest,
I mean we're we're live.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
So Australia is also listening.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, okay, well this is all making sense then, I guess, yeah, perfect.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
I just wanted to get you on in front of
all of our beautiful listeners to discuss a little bit
more your obsession with Anthony the Blue Wiggle.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
I knew this was coming.
Speaker 14 (15:26):
I just felt it.
Speaker 12 (15:27):
I knew it well.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Every time I speak, I think this is this is
a bad idea considering my husband's job.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Well, exactly right.
Speaker 8 (15:34):
And when I say speak, you spent the entire performance
talking about how attractive he was.
Speaker 7 (15:38):
You were zooming in on him. This is all confirmed.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I was captured by his presence though it was.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
You know, it's hard.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I was saying before you he's he's magnetic. He just
stands there in shreds.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah, and it's also the it's his voice as well,
a bit husky.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
It is going pretty farther.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
You You then revealed to me last night that you
had spent thirty five to forty minutes on his social
media profile.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Yeah, they got a little bit weird. Well, you know,
you get like it gets stuck in a trance sort
of things.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Did it add to the I wanted to see him.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
On the like the outside world too, Like I wanted
to see what he was about, because you can't fall
in love with someone just as they're like their show,
like their show persoponer, You've got to like see who
they are in real life too.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Okay, so just to confirm what is it that's so
sexy about Anthony, Well.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I've liked his like voice more, you know, yesterday after
watching him speak for a while. But the tattoos, I
think is a little bit you know, hey, how are
you going? The gold tooth I.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Think is like a little bit like I'm a bad boy,
but like I take care of my teeth. Oh no, wait, no,
what happened to his tooth?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Mim I mean?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Why don't you ask him? Because he's on the line
right now and he's been listening to this entire.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Don't do it to me any is there, Anthony.
Speaker 12 (16:55):
Yeah, I'm here. I want to say this has been
the most embarrassing minutes of my life.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
You're saying that, where did think?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I feel the guys have kept their experts at it,
But I know I would just saying to the guys,
I appreciate it, And I think you've really got to
go to specsay this. No.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I think I'm one step closer though, to leaving Woody
now because.
Speaker 12 (17:24):
I've got to stoke to you your mind. Well, I
must admit the only thing that's disappointed me so far
about you.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Is how you couldn't get your hat on your head
the other day.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
At the Cory to put your hat.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
So if you can get that sorted, I reckon we
could be on here.
Speaker 12 (17:46):
Honest toot, I've been it's reachless the whole time this interview. Actually,
you just.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Keep saying how it is.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
Can you confirm for us, Anthony, what happened to your tooth?
Why have you got the gold tooth?
Speaker 12 (18:00):
Okay, my grandfather he was hard for Italian and he
had gold teeth everywhere and when I lost my tooth,
I just wanted to get one as tribute to him.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
And he's a beautiful man, Italian and more lovable.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Anthony quit it.
Speaker 12 (18:19):
I knew it was going to be a good story.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
He was.
Speaker 12 (18:22):
It was those days when I don't know why, but
a lot of men of that era had had a
lot of gold teeth. I reckon may.
Speaker 10 (18:29):
Cool, Yeah, I are cool.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
There you go, he goes, she's back at it enough
time you're done. Put her on hold again.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Thanks for that.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Give Anthony my number and we'll steak into.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Very good Anthony. Mate, we're off. We're going to let
you off the hook. You've been. You've been more than accommodating.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (18:53):
Seriously, you guys are fantastic and thank you. Laugh about
this when I go, oh good mate.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Hey, look, if people want to go and see the Wiggles,
as we just said, Woods and I've been to the show.
Ticks available Wiggles dot com for the Tree of Wisdom.
It is a big show, arena spectacular. It is unbelievable.
I mean, if you feel like your your wife's maybe
on the slide, don't take her because it's a very
sexy blue wiggle up there. But apart from that, I mate,
have a wonderful show and it's busy this weekend. Enjoy
(19:20):
and congratulations on all the success and everything that all
of you guys continue to bring to all of our families.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's really special. See you later, mate. By Anthony. Look,
(19:47):
I know this is going to be polarizing, but thirteen
one oh six five?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Can you throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself?
I don't care if you want to go and be
a little bottomly pots and go and get yourself of
a tub of maltesers and day two you've eaten five
hundred maltese and you need to throw those things out.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Understand that. I understand that.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
If you're doing that by yourself, in your own time,
in your own space, I get it. But what kills
me is when you buy you're in a relationship, or
you're living in a sharehouse, some situation where you have
co living, and you go and buy yourself a treat
and you've got self control.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And discipline, all the beautiful things that an adult should have.
The treat.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I feel there's a particular treat here that a few
there's been a few, there's one that's just happened to me.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Though. There are no shoe bars. You know, I'm into them.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Your wife throw the no shoe bars. Yes they're expensive.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You've got a whole pack of no shoe bars.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
You are, But that's a healthy snack. Why would you
throw it?
Speaker 4 (20:41):
A help and control yourself with them.
Speaker 15 (20:44):
In a.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Solid sesh?
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Four bars?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Yeah right, okay, And she's throwing out the box.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And my daughter, my daughter and her cooked a whole
bunch of short bread Christmas. Shortbread did a great job.
My daughter was very proud. Went to go and have
a piece of short bread last night a cup of
tea after my dinner.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
How lovely is that?
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Throughout the whole tub short brand.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Oh that's tough for you.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I think she had about ten.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
So look it's a real run.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
She just gets on her stressed.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
She see me is thirty two weeks pregnant, So there's
a there's a real sugar craving thing that's coming in here.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
I'm not pregnant, but I get it. Like once I start,
I black out, and that's when it gets scary. And
then the next time you look down, you're like it's gone.
So I'm I'm a bin, Tucker, Like, I'll be like.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Yeah, you did this for something recently. They don't want it.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Actually, yeah, I can't remeber what it was.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
But so I'll not only put it in bin, but
then I need to cover it in something rank because
I also been so like I've bin dive.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Yeah, I've thrown in bin and then gone away.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
And then like I'll just be sitting there and all
I'll be doing is thinking about and then I'll know
that is so strange, and I'll be like, there's that
one Senarn told.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Me this that they do that They throw the cake
in the bin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they cover
it in like dishwashing detergent.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Oh that's smart. That's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Then they can't get it again.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Ye yeah, I need that.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
But what if you're sharing that cake with someone?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
So I would say to Mim, I'd say, Mim, i've
got a real problem with the carrot cake. You've seen
You've seen them. So I'll say to her, it's it's
going in the bin tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
You've got a night, you've got If she's really enjoying
the cake.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
And well, I'm sorry, she's in a co living environment,
and I can't live in our house where there's carrot cake.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Can't you that's ridiculous. Can't you put it in like
a safe or something.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
Like a Look if I say to her, okay, you've
or you've either got twenty four hours to finish it
and get.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
It to find a secure location, you'd find.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
It, sniff it out, and then all of a sudden,
I'd be saying, like, where's the carrot cake?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Tell me where done that in the past with things
that I've asked to be hidden from me, and then
you end up blackmailing them and.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
It gets Yeah, it's not nice.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
It's not nice.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
It's not nice.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
It's not nice.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
So throw it in the bin.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, here's one thirteen one O six five. Can you
throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself. We've
heard from someone who can't control themselves. I love someone
else in my shoes to call in right now? Are
you the person who has got control who has to
share the snacks?
Speaker 7 (23:04):
You do have great control. I don't know how you
do it.
Speaker 8 (23:06):
You'll be in here and you just have one piece
of something and then this little thing where you just
like you just brush your hands and go hmm.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
I'm satisfied. That's extraordinary to me.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Look, my partner is thirty two weeks pregnant. Sent me,
you're doing a wonderful job. She caen with the weather
heating up, and you know, all in all, I think
she has brilliantly.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
But well done.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
She she's got to be of an issue with with
with the snacks at the moment. With the sweet snacks
not an issue. I think you's got an issue. The
other night we finished dinner and she got up and
she grabbed the carcies I was like, where you're going,
and she was like, I'm going.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Go to the server to get the Korsh.
Speaker 7 (23:35):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
She's done that every night this week.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
And then again meet the baby, and then again she
eats as much as she can on the way home,
and then she throws the packet in the bin.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Issue.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
If she's throwing out something every night, that's starting to
become a wasted issue. She needs it. She needs a
lockbox and you need the key.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
But she just drive to the servo again. Oh yeah,
she's got full access.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Speak to the servo guy.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Probably having a sugar is unlike any other you know,
drug addiction. She can get it whenever she wantspect. Most
shops on the corner sell it.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
If she always goes to the servo that you should
put a little photo up of her. Get the servia gun.
Do not serve.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Woman asks for licorice, she wants this, don't let her around.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
So look, it's killing me that she's throwing out our
shared sweets though, because she can't handle herself around them.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Sugar can't be in the house at the moment. And
you know I like a sweet trade woods do she
threw out my no shoe bars?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yeah, and no shoe that's a hello shreep.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
It's a healthy and a thirty one six five.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Then you throw away shared snacks if you can't control yourself.
Speaker 16 (24:33):
I can't control myself.
Speaker 15 (24:34):
I'm a cereal snacker.
Speaker 12 (24:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
If I don't get rid, I won't go over half.
Speaker 15 (24:39):
So I have to get rid of it because I
give the other half of my partner.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
I want to eat half of him. Yeah, I just
throw it out, straight up, throw it out.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
So there's your partner annoyed about this, Anna what I
was saying before, like it's it's frustrating from his perspective.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Nah, she knows the deal.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah, sounds like we all know who wears the pants
in that relationship you had. He's called on thirty when hatty.
Can you throw out shared snacks if you can't control yourself?
Speaker 16 (25:05):
I can't throw them out. And my husband, oh, hello,
by the way, boys, I'm so sorry to jump straight in.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
In there, get in there. We assume you're well, wear well,
Merry Christmas. No into your story.
Speaker 16 (25:20):
Perfect, I can't. I hate wasting food. It's one of
my number one pet hates.
Speaker 14 (25:25):
Got my husband.
Speaker 16 (25:27):
Recently, I found out that he's been gaslighting mete. We
have a big tool cupboard and it's really tall and
really deep, and I can't actually see the top shelf,
let alone see what's.
Speaker 12 (25:38):
At the back.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
So he's been saying, oh, no, like I've thrown out,
you can't control yourself. And then I've come out when
he's watching TV and he's for all the snacks out
and he's put them in the back of the top.
I think, up in the cupboard and I found my
whole stash there.
Speaker 8 (25:53):
But you can't but have found the stash up because
he was doing you a favor. I think there was
a nice middle ground where you want to throw them.
He obviously wants to keep the snacks. You can't control yourself.
Aren't you happy with that situation, Haddie?
Speaker 16 (26:05):
Uh, I just think if he wants the same snacks,
he should buy them himself.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Are you saying you can't control yourself with the snacks?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (26:17):
That is fair.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That is for me. That's a perfect scenario inspiration for me.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Yeah, I think this is perfect.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, this is he's doing you a favor. He still
gets the snacks, and that's the way it should be.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
He's doing the effort to climb up your tall pantry
and against one.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
It is a little bit like that if you can't
control yourself. He's taken over the agency, taking control of
the situation. Now you're angry at him for it?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, my god, he.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Needs a better hiding spot though, he's unfortunately because you
know now now you're the pantry.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah you have you got have you got the ladder
out yet? How do you have you got the ladder out?
Speaker 16 (26:56):
I this is the issue. We've also got really high
and I can't even reach it with the step lighter.
So I get on top of the steplighter and I
can see the back. I've got the tongs out before
to try and get It's quite dangerous. And my children
look at me like, Mum, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Get to be dangerous? But desperate as well.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
You know you don't want to be doing that in
front of you don't have to be getting snacks off
a top drawer on a ladder with tongues in front
of your children.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
No, no, no, but desperate times. You know we've all
been there. Let's got Jason here.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Have you read something desperate in front of Remy before?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Look?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Have you been You're watching your reading habits around ram or?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Are you nah?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Because I'm you're spooning the peanut butter in front of Remy?
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Yeah, blackout.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
And then she starts doing it so she licks plates
as well now because when I have dinner, I'm a
plate liquor.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
And then she's seen me on all knee.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Pretty range, the plate looking is pretty ran.
Speaker 7 (27:44):
Yeah cause I want more as soon as the finish.
It's like more more. And then she's seeing me on
all like all fours being diving. It's great. And then
how do you tell your daughter to get get out
of the being that it's dirty? It's like Dad, I
saw you there last night.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Now, Jason, it's really grim. Ja finds.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
At the bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Will Jason, Jason, how you doing both? Your wife steals
your snacks.
Speaker 14 (28:12):
One hundred percent to me and the kids. Adult kids
will get choco buzter and chocolate bags and chips, all
sorts of stuff all around the house. I'm talking hiding
on the wall in the theater room behind DBD.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
She can't control yourself. Is that what you're saying, Jayson, Ah, I.
Speaker 14 (28:27):
Mean, well, I'm a bit the same, but I love
to have chocolate in the cupboard. When I want chocolate
in the cupboard, sometimes sit there for a week and
I just kind of want it there when I want it.
One hundred percent is never there when I want it,
And then she'll replace it and she'll point it out
to me and go, hey, I bought another block of
chocolate because I eight the last one. It's in the cupboard.
I'll go the next day to grab it.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Gone, oh wow, Wow, she gets through it.
Speaker 12 (28:51):
Oh she loves it.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
I mean we all, we all love it. But yeah,
she's like some sort of sixth sense. She knows exactly
where they all are.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
You could start doing what my mum does to my dad.
So my dad's a serial snacker, real problem in the
family home. So what my mum did is she set
up a fake hiding position for the snacks. So Dad
believed he'd found the hiding place.
Speaker 7 (29:11):
But this was it was It was fraudulent. It was
a fake hiding spot.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
So they were both thinking that they'd nailed the system,
whereas mum had an actual hiding place for the snacks.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Wow, that's awesome. And what did she put in the
fake hiding Just rations healthy snacks. It's like an apple.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
A masked Bandit was found passed out in the bathroom
of a liquor store.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
And I think the best part about this is that
the masked bandit was a raccoon. So raccoon. He gets
in there, and you go for what did you go for?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
First? Straight for the spirits.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
So he goes straight for spirits, start smashing the bottles
of spirits on the ground, and then obviously the alcohol
pools on the floor, and he just tucks in, just
chucks the face right in there. Scotch apparently was his preference.
Of all the bottles they found smashed on the ground.
Here is a little bit of media coverage of this
(30:23):
pesky raccoon.
Speaker 17 (30:25):
A raccoon got into the Ashland, Virginia ABC through the ceiling.
We called it nast down bottle after bottle, had a
drink or two or three, and then.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Passed out in the bathroom beside a tolling is what
was that?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Where did that come from? It's Fox News. That's Fox
News covering the story from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
So the funny thing about it is, so I was
reading the story and apparently the police officer when he
found the raccoon passed out in the liquor store, I
was trying to give the raccoon a bit of a
talking to, you know what I mean, like trying to
like trying to tell off the raccoon for being naughty.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
And I've also did you say you made it to
the toilet, by the way, Yeah? Mate.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
So he smashes all the bottles, drinks all the boos.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Off the grill like quite responsible, tries to go to
the top, didn't quite make it.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
He's say, nearly got to the toilet. We've all been
on the ground. Do everything you can. Just he's out.
It's awesome.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
I've always just found it really funny when people try
to tell off a pet because it doesn't that doesn't
make any sense that the pet doesn't understand what you're saying.
But when our pets do something particularly naughty, we find
we feel compelled to still tell them off.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I'll never forget the time in Perth.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
I was living in a sharehouse and I have my
little dog Bobby, and for three to four week period,
all of a sudden, it was the middle of summer,
the house has started smelling like poop, like like a
like a really dank smell of pop. You remember this
Chester Street just started smelling like a bit of pop.
And everyone started sort of like, you know, pointing things
a little bit like what is that smell? All of
a sudden and we were doing like wide searched in
(32:16):
the house. I was like, I've toilet trained Bobby. He's
definitely not doing poops inside. She so yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Anyway,
I found out after after I followed her one day,
what she was doing is she was she was going
underneath the house. It was nice and cool down there,
and she was popping underneath the house. And then when
it got particularly warm, it would like permeate up into
(32:39):
the house. Reason I tell the stories. I remember sitting
Bobby down and being like, you just can't be that
house like that.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
It was like, why am I you look like an
idiot doesn't understand.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
Because they've done it as well. They've done it.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Like there's that thing where you're like, you can't tell
off a pet unless you catch him in the act
of doing it because their memory memories and that doesn't.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Work speak English.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
That is true?
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Is true? Somebody you asking what did you find yourself
telling your ped off for? I'd love that. Yeah, that's
pretty good stuff.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. What do
you have to tell your pet off for?
Speaker 4 (33:14):
You? Do you feel like you need to get it
off your chest?
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Though?
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah, you're that You're in that moment and you're like,
you know what, I just can't believe you did that,
and then you sort of thirty seconds into the end
and looking at it, look at their looking.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Their asshole, and you're like, yeah, right, you don't go to.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Sam Sam on thirteen one oh sixty five. You're trying
to tell off your cat.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
Oh yeah, I hope you can hear me.
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Yeah, I've got an eleven year old, ragged old cat
who thinks you're the dog.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
He's very obedient.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
And I had a mouse in.
Speaker 13 (33:46):
My garage last week, so I sent him in the
garage to get the mauk because the mass eating my
Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Oh yeah, great.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
I didn't find the mouk, but at one o'clock in
the morning, he bought me a live mouse is my bedroom.
Oh yeah, And I spent two hours a bit like
a mother exercise, chasing big masks around my bedroom.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
This is like a monthly occurrence for me.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Sam.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
I don't know, because they think they're doing you a favor.
They're like, Master, Master, I've brought you alive.
Speaker 15 (34:14):
One is with him because I told him to go
and do it.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
This is the you can't he doesn't speak. He doesn't speak.
That's how do you train your cat to kill?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Well, sometimes they are dead, to be fair, But I
think he's accidentally done that.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
I think he does want to bring you alve It's
like in the in the West.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
It actually is like that, you know in the West,
when it's like reward dead or alive kind of thing. Yeah,
that's the way that that's the cat protocol as well
with rats. But I think it's double points for you
can have a play with you bring.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Him to me alive. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah, my offering to you is a love which is
a nightmare. Then you end up nude chasing rats around you.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
But when you try and explain that to a cat,
you know you're going against years of evolution. They've been
doing it for so long. Yeah, you can't tell him.
It's gonna tell me here, you've tried to tell off
your pet for something.
Speaker 15 (35:05):
Yes, Like he's a naughty little boy. My dog like
his cha. He likes to bark at everyone across the
street walking by. Sitting at a cafe, I wait for
the other people to walk past. He's have his little bark.
He's telling them off to not come near me. They
walk away and I get him to sit down, look
me in the eye, and I say, that is so rude.
(35:27):
We don't talk to people that way.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Does that work? Does it work for you? Timmy?
Speaker 15 (35:32):
It does? I think he kind of recognizes not meant
to do that, But mid talking he is trying to
look for another person to bark, another dog.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Across the raids working, It's not working.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
And it sounds like he's still so he's still barking
at people as they walk past.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yes, it's it's not working at all.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I feel like Chihuahua owners and dashhound owners like you
need some sort of noise control mm hmm, particularly if
you're going to take them in to you know, cafes
and whatnot.
Speaker 7 (36:09):
How do you stop a bark though?
Speaker 14 (36:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
What? What?
Speaker 7 (36:11):
What are your options?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I'd get onto Season Milan? Were you Season Milan the
dog whisper on YouTube? Really he's great.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
So, for example, I learned of Caesar Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what Caesars.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
You can't yell at your dog when it's barking, because
it thinks that you're also just yelling at the other
thing to get.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
Yeah yeah ye. The worst thing you can do is
yell at them. Yeah right, he's good Milan, Yeah no,
look him up. But dash uns, dash hunts and two
hours yeah fit in the bin as well.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
From Wendy in there, Wendy, I've never I wouldn't a
little bit of humor.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Wendy, you try to tell if your pet for something, Yes,
I've got a bird.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
Does the f words are quite.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
A fair bit, does it?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
That's hilarious, Wendy, Wow, that's real.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Do you teach it to it? Wendy.
Speaker 15 (37:07):
I was having a drive to my mother's for Mother's
Day one time and the cockerate was in the car
and I got pulled over for breath alizer and the
bird tail.
Speaker 14 (37:17):
The policeman, the f mate,
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