September 1, 2025 • 31 mins
- The boys taking their 3 year old daughters camping for the first time
- There's a rat in the house
- Woody not helping in the conventional sense
- Unicorn hunting
- Can we catch a single fish?
- Camp fire songs
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, good afternoon everyone. It is or Will and.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And I said what he because I'm staring it just amazing,
full bloom wattle bushes out by the stream here woods
Big four Holiday Park, Taggety, where we've taken the girls,
our three year old on a dad venture, their first
camping trip.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You're still in shorts, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I've actually run out of pants.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
My daughter has a penshon for jumping in puddles, which
I didn't know of you until this trip.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And the more I told her not to, the more
she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
So that was a real treat for me in what
has been I mean, I'm gonna be honest, pretty freezing
conditions here in Taggety.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It was announced before we left. I'm not sure if
anyone was was in Victoria. If you're in Melbourne listening
to the show, but this is what we woke up
to the morning that we left, have a listened.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You have not seen a weather system like this for
some time. In fact, the winds speeds that we're going
to expect we have not seen this year. And in fact,
this is a weather system we've not seen for a
couple of years now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's genuinely worried my daughter was going to get blown
into the river. It was madness out here.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it was not the perfect storm, wasn't it, Mike Wahlberg.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But we have got through. Everyone has survived. We've done
a headcount. We are all still.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here, constant headcounts. There's been a few hairy moments. I mean,
this is just I suppose what it's like. Apart from
the pant losing. There's been a couple of closets with
electric fences.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, my wife is in earshot.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So if we can actually be quiet just about those
close shaves that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Our wives have just rocked up to take the kids away.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they are still looking very still
within earshot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Jeez. We were good and responsible.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh god, safest trip I've been on.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well, okay, well, if you if you want to know
why we're here though, by the way, why we are
in the beautiful Big four a park intaggony, and why
we're here with our daughters up next bill.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But we are going to play for everyone how this
all started.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, absolutely, and and and I mean there's so much
audio to play, you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh, here's just a little bit of the car drip
on the way, so we'll sing some songs.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Maybe what do you think?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What's on? You want to see?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Let nick?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Let it go?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, we're singing together.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Three two, one, let it go.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Let it go, can back, let it go, Let it go,
turn around.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The perfect obviously, Well that's not your cup of teeth.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Change the station because there's two hours of that coming up.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Right up next, it's Willingwoody live from Big four intaggety
Big four Holday Parks browser book, go big at Big
four dot com dot. Are you in a big shout
out to dometic this way, I'd adventure ready give forever
of the road takes you looked after us with the
most beautiful stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Worth getting you guys up to speeders to why we're here?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's Will and Woodies Dad Venture.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
How's this serendity brows book go big at Big four
dot com dot you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So much serenity.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We are going to go to a Big four holiday
park this weekend. Yes, and we are going to have
our first ever camping trip with the girls. That's right, Jasmine,
you've been camping with young kids.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You've got some advice.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
Think about where you're putting your tenths. You're going to
need to have it near the bathroom for toileting.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
Oh mate, get them started young. You walk around with them,
get them picking up all the little tiny twigs and stuff,
the light, the fire, show them how they're done. They
love it, you know, picking up three to keep them
nt chain for a good hour or two, just picking
up twigs.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
And so my son got bit on the testicles by
a chick. So my advice don't encourage bushweees. It's actually
quite a difficult area to remove the tick.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I had to remove a tick one from Adam Cooney's
undercarriage and Pam, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You can attest to this. But yeah, yeah, yeah, jungle.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It's got Jena Chick here Australia's greatest survivor.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What he's never been camping?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Are there is tips? Tips?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Get a tarp over your tent. If you do end
up and there's rain and the rain wants to come in,
you can dig a trench around it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Brilliant great.
Speaker 11 (04:35):
Have a look to see if there is obvious signs
of water. This is a really nice like flat bit
and then you realize like, oh wow, that's going to
be a river if it rains, have fun with the camping.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Than you fingers grassed? Have you seen the weather?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's great options there if the weather is a bad
They've got beautiful cabins there.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They've got luxury cabins.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
There's one of the indoor activities as well as playgrounds
as go cuting.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's always one of you can stay.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
In my I'm cabining, Hendrix, what happened with you?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You've been camping in the wet.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
We take a bunch of six year olds surfing on
Friday mornings. We turned up this beautiful spot at an
epic surf and this cataclysmic weather came through, snapped all
the tent poles, everything got wet, and most of the
dad through the tents and the men got in the
car and drove the kids up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, I am okay with that as an option. Though
I called my wife him.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think it's pretty clear she's feeling pretty uncomfortable about
the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (05:33):
Not that confident. Hence why I've got accommodation because I'm
a bit nervous just in case. It's not that I
don't trust him, it's just, you know, I don't trust him. Wow, would,
he's never done anything like this before. And he did
nearly set the house on fire with one of our
friends on the weekend because he was playing totem tennis
and forgot that the barbecue was on full bath and
then nearly let the house of fire and then proceeded
(05:56):
to just turn the barbecue down when there was a
fire and not off. It's just little things.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Little things about that you called your de facto. Yes, yes,
a bit of confidence for them all? Absolutely fine.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
How often do you pack for everyone else?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You don't know how to pack a bag?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I pack my bait. I pack it very well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
We're taking our doors.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well them will help me back.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Remy and I are in the backyard and we are
about to try and put the Disney Princess TP together.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Have you made this tent before? You have? Do you
know how it sticks into the ground? You keep saying yes,
but you're not helping.
Speaker 14 (06:40):
Hang on, we're not.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Where's the other poles?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Look? Max is excited.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I spoke to her about it earlier, as we had
who's coming camping?
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Who else?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Me?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What do you most want to do when we go camping?
Speaker 15 (06:55):
A fly or put a fire on.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
We needn't Yeah, camp juices.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Some dinner as juices. How do you think what he's
going to go camping? Is he going to be a
good camper? Yeah, you know what, he's never camped before.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well founded apprehension. In the end, Yeah, I had a
couple of very hairy moments.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
We all met at my place, and there was a
very strong reason as to why the trip was over
before it actually began. Just seeing the biggest rat ever
seen in the front room of my house, and I
was pretty keen to get that little guy out of
the house. Yeah, before leaving, I didn't really want to
leave a rat inside, so I brought everyone inside. I'm
(07:37):
obviously scared of rats. If anyone knows me on this
radio show, I'm not the kind of guy to deal
with a rat. So I brought everyone in. I thought
it would be, you know, a moment of camaraderie between everyone.
I all worked together to try and remove the rat
from the house. So brought the girls in, brought you in,
and effectively we firstly had to find the rat and
(07:58):
then try to extract We've got some audio of just
everyone's reaction when they did see the big rot himself.
Speaker 15 (08:20):
The top.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How do we get it out?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, rat, you're being too brave about it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Maybe step back. So, I don't know if that fully
explained it. But where we've left it, there is a
rat waiting for me at home in a TV unit
in one of the cupboards.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, we had to leave it there, were you. At
one point we were going to move the whole TV
unit outside.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We need to go, it's getting dark. Got a camping
trip lined up.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I've got a rat in like in a cupboard waiting
for me at home. So anyway, the good news is
though we did.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Manage to leave the house, or I managed to leave
the house knowing that a rat is alive in the
front room. But I mean, we didn't get much further
before the trip almost ended again because we were trying
to pack the car.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And it's been it's been a lot. It's been a beautiful,
beautiful time.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Once we got to oh no, we love our children,
ye sure, yeah, and we will also love leaving them tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Anyway, we don't they live with us?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No, No, I mean when I ship them off the daycare.
Oh right, yeah, that'd be a great moment. We are
live from Big four holiday parks here and Taggty Woods
took and taking our girls on a dad venture, our
three year old's camping for the first time in the
lead up to Father's Day. Packing the car, which was
(09:48):
the first of many jobs in which I realized I
would be doing it by myself.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So did everyone ready to go?
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So what do you what do you guys?
Speaker 15 (10:01):
Holding on to a stick? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
All right, guys, So we need to put some stuff
in the car. Okay, let's do it, shall we?
Speaker 13 (10:11):
Remy?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have we remembered to pack everything?
Speaker 15 (10:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Have you got nappies?
Speaker 15 (10:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I know dick nappies makes you? Have you got nappies?
Speaker 15 (10:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Why not that I read the can and wears.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, you a big girl and wearies?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Remy?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, Max?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We brought the guitar, didn't we, thinking we could maybe
sing some frozen a bit later on.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, we've got.
Speaker 16 (10:34):
A lot of stuff and not a lot of room
in the car. Part of the saw pick up Woody
and so wind know white was.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I got your back?
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Good job, Max.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Passed me something to put in the car.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
Good thinking.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And the unicorn as well. Oh it makes you look
what we brought as well.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Toilet toilet twilet, seriously, that's toilets camping, mate, Remy, you
can take a pooh in here?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Take a pooh?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Do you need to do a poo?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Now?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What are we most looking forward to doing when we
go camping?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Play?
Speaker 15 (11:14):
Hide and seek?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
I play one bats one beat a game?
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Yeah, one bet either, it's a fresh one to play one.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Do you want to play some hide and seek now?
A little warm up game?
Speaker 12 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Okay too?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Hide you hide, but not too far away? Maybe hide
behind the car over there.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I think this was a simple divide and conquer and
again I just needed you to play ball a little
bit here. Will you're going to be better at the
jobs that involve skill and give me the others? I
just think, I just think we're looking after two three
year old girls. That has to continue. And if I'm
being honest, mate, I didn't necessarily appreciate you showing off
being the better dad.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And it started in the car.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
As soon as we're in the car, you hand Max
one of the all time great lunches. She's got everything
she's got, she's got tomatoes, she's got sandwiches, and I've
got a shitty tapleware full of carrots and tofu.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But I wasn't gonna go down without a fight.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Will and I did my absolute utmost to try and
sell those tofus and carrots.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Who's all right, let's do it, MAXI. Do you want
something more to eat? Sweetheart? Do you want your lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Are you hungry to ram? I'm sorry, well, can we
pull over? I didn't think we'll pull it out lunchboxes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 16 (12:29):
Communication is key. I'm camping now, Ronnie. We've got tofu
and carrots. We've only been driving. Oh, have I got
a treat for you?
Speaker 14 (12:39):
Ren?
Speaker 15 (12:40):
You don't want the tofo either? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Are you sure she doesn't want to.
Speaker 14 (12:46):
She doesn't want anything, my little tofu princess.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You let me know if you want some tofa?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
All right about carrot?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You like you want some carrot?
Speaker 15 (12:53):
I'll let you deal with that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Woods, What am I doing with?
Speaker 12 (13:00):
What are you dealing with?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Lunchboxes?
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Them with lunchbox?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So we all sing some songs?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 12 (13:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What's on? You want to say?
Speaker 15 (13:09):
Yet?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Let it go, Let it go, let it go, turn
around the door.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I am and.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Here I stand.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
Let the storm Joe right on Nicole never bothered me anywhere,
last chance.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
From with the tofu or carrot. So Jenny will eat
the tofu carrot.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You don't said your lunch carrot.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
This is roasted carrot.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Just jam the carrot, mate. You can check that all
out Instagram. TikTok.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You're obviously better at setting out tenth So you were
on tent patrol. You're a bad to hear in the audio.
I also had a very very important role.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
First my chair.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay, first your chair? Why are we sitting up?
Speaker 15 (14:07):
Your chair?
Speaker 13 (14:07):
First?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Oh, looks pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So it looks like you want to help me mix it.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Have a look, this is legit.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Come down to catch your fish.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
You want to catch a fish?
Speaker 14 (14:24):
Gonna go for some unicorns or something?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Can you do me a favor?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Can you go the ten pigs for me and go
to your mallet? The hammer's there, mahammer, alright, can you
go the pigs for me?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Rare these guys.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, we're gonna go fight some unicorns. Let's do it.
Can you make sure you get my tent after yours?
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What about the daddy daughter? I thought we were hanging out.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Wow, the pink one.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
You keep your eyes peeled for any unicorns. Okay, I
think that was a cooking bar.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Wow, I'm looking forward to checking these tents out, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Daddy taught upon me.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
Yeah, unicorns, We're gonna find unicorns hilariously.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Now as we sit here just behind us, I mean,
look the domedic gear. The use of it I've loved
right because I didn't set it up, so I can't
speak to the setup. And what's going on behind me
right now is our two wives currently packing down our tens.
So I won't have any experience with the setti nab
or packing down on a campsite.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It does look easy, though, is it easy? Sam? The
pack down?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And not surprisingly she hasn't responded to that because I
don't think either of the matter. They thought they were
in for a quick extraction job, you know in movies
when it's a quick extraction get the soldiers of war
or get the prisoners out extract. Unfortunately, part of the
deal to get the daughters you need to pack down
the gamp site.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
It is beautiful gear though. Oh if you're going to
pack down anything impact on a demdic tent.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Go up, they blow up ambitious.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It was.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I just started to realize that when we headed down
to the river, there's a beautiful stream here. Obviously going
to be very careful with your kids around water, and
you know, it is lovely to have the water here
and the fishing option, but also has you know, it's
presented as something that we've had to be mindful of.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You can get Harry if if my wife ever hears this,
remy definitely didn't almost slip near the river's edge.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That definitely didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You were there for her. You caught her way exactly right.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Because I'm important, I'm a marvelous father, You're responsible father,
and as a marvelous father or as marvelous father's, we
thought it was very good to give the girls their
first fishing experience as well. Now once again i'm your
first fish. Oh mate, I can remember mine. I'm sure
you can remember yours flathead at Port Philip Bay. Anyway,
you I've got to have come at you again here though,
(16:55):
because it just feels like for this entire trip you
found it very important to look like a better dad
than me.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I mean, I think I am an impressive and more impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's quite clear that you take that and you feel
the need to flex that rather than look after your
mate who doesn't have as many skills. You came down
here with a pre rigged fishing rod for your daughter,
so she was ready to get fishing straight away.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I had one that was fresh out of the packet.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't know how to rig a fishing rod, so
I had to try and sell to my daughter that
she was fishing, when in fact there was no line
and the entire thing was imaginary. We're about to play
some audio of all of that, and I think you'll
hear that we had to win in the end.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I know she already rigged up your line.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
MAXI yeah, okay, okay, let's get the jellies.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
I'll get the let's get the jellies.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
A remis fishing rum.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, we're all going to use this one as a team.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Every bread you.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Want bread, it is debate, but yeah, you're gonna have
some bread, though, go for it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
So it makes you you just hold that for a
little bit, and then when a fish comes you watch
you guys, watch this and the end of the road
will go at that.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You watch the end of your rod.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Ram, Yeah, this is your rod okay, do you want
to hold onto the rod rem because Daddy has to.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Go talk to Will. Okay, good job, Okay. So I'm
just gonna go and put a fish on the end
of his right.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Is it filters or is it like him?
Speaker 11 (18:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Not really, just that would be handing four hundred grams
if filid at seven?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Look do I e the fish on?
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What's going on over there?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Girls?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Come on, come on, come on, come on, what's happening here?
Speaker 15 (18:26):
I've caught a fish? Max?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Look, look, look, he caught a fish.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'll bring it down, bring it down. It's moving around
a bit. It's okay, it's still alive. It's still alive.
It's still alive. Is okay?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (18:42):
Well, no, he's not gonna be okay soon.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't think I.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Throw it back.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No, we gonna throw it back.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
Okay, Well he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Alright, let's just put him down.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, let's put him down.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Max.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
You okay, come here.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
The fish is alive.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Makes you come here? Brother? Look at that?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, Dad, catch another one?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why not get too?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Didn't actually eat that fish? Where where did that fish go?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
There's a lot of kooko burrows circling and I think
it got snaffled.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yep, great, all right, Well.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
More from Big four Holiday Parks in daggony. The dad
Venture continues. Have you missed any of it? Instagram TikTok,
Will and Woody We are live from Big four Holiday
Parks taking our girls on a dad venture. Their first
time camping as three year olds was in the lead
(19:52):
up to Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Your daughter has called me a poo but I don't
know when that started.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I don't know how just saying whatever I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Mate, it's the whole McMahon family just needs to dominate me.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, it's Woody, just call me Woody anyway. I mean
she looks she shows me no respect. Naturally, neither is
my own daughter. But do you know who they do respect?
Will the two stars of the biggest children's film in
the last twenty years, It's Frozen.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So a little trick up the sleeves from the boys.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
When things were getting a little bit ratty around the fire,
We kind of wanted to finish the night with with
a bit of panash, so we told the girls to
wait around the fire. They just had a number of marshmallows,
probably worth mentioning before we play the audio, I reckon,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
A poop poo pump bump. I reckon.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
My daughter had had about twelve marshmallows. So you've got
to hear a girl who is in the universe of
her own.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm going to be the energy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Was she was an Arundel too?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
She definitely was. But yes, we snuck off.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
We told the girls there was some surprise guests that
wanted to come out and do a song for them,
and Wilbur and I'm going to say one of our
prouder dad moments.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
We snuck off.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
We got into full costume and we came out and
we gave a very convincing performance as Anna and Elsa.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Hi, Hello girls, it's Anna and Elsa.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We have come here from Arundel.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Are you having fun camping?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Your dad's a big spunks, aren't they They're very sexy boys?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Or careful of the fire?
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Little girl?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Okay, what song would you like us to sing?
Speaker 12 (21:55):
Would you like to hear?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Let it go?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Okay, okay, let damn.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Don't let them c be the good girl you've always
had to be.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Can see you don't don't let them well.
Speaker 15 (22:14):
Then let it go, let.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It go, can hold him back? Game, let it go.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Let me go.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
John Away say, I don't care one.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
The cor you, so.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Let us stage job. The cole never bothered me anyway.
Could be a future today. I mean, I'm seeing a
national tour.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh for anyone else. It's very successful, mane they just
did a Disney on us. Well kills already.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, I think we should audition.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You're talking about you and may aren't you? I thought
you were.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
But last night we're going to pick things up from
the fire where the girls probably the thing they were
most excited about was cooking marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I know that Remy walked around with a marshmallow want
to stick for at least three days in the build up.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
She was just doing little licks of shmellow because she
was trying to save the marshmallow until the fire last night.
Great self control in the lead up, but she wiz
as soon as she got the taste of melted marshmallow
on her mouth. She just wanted more shame on both
of us. The marshmallow bag was left in a.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Very available position.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, and I mean I think my daughter had at
least twelve, but thankfully you were there. I mean, it's
just smart thinking from you. I mean, when the girls
were vulnerable, you felt the need to. I think they
enforce some rules on them going forward if they were
to partake in the marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
If kids are enjoying something, wods.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
My motto in parenting is capitalize, and you did that
most them. You know, guys, if you have a marshmallow
or by the fire, that means that when you get older,
you can never bring boys back to our house, or
a girl for that matter, not until you live home.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You've agreed.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, Remember if you cook marshmallows by the fire, that
also means you can never ask for money from us
when you get older and you're hopeless and unemployment.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, a banking a few checks, I'll definitely remember this.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I would still like a written contract.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I fully appreciate we've got that on audio, but just
you know, in the case that a court case.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ensues, I wouldn't. Ah, sorry, they're attacking me.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
They've gotten on.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Why do they attack me.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You've pick up the butt of.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Well, shame on you, girls, because I've got you over
a barrow with that legal stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
For the girls here with us looking pretty frazzled at
the end of a big weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
How are you feeling, Remy?
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Oh not so good?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Not so good? Okay, are you tired?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But I I was so tired. How are you feeling next?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I'm feeling tired.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Did you have a good time with Remy?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
What did you do with Remy? I don't know? Great?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
And hey, Remy who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us? And was that amazing
when Elsa and Anna were here?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah? Yeah? And MAKESI did you toast marshmallows for the
first time? Yeah? Were they good?
Speaker 16 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
How many marshmallows did Remy have? Four? Five?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I six?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How many marshmallows did you have? Remy?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Two?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We four, five, even eleven?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I think you are were very excited after your marshmallows.
Were you trying to have a conversation with Elsa and
not letting them go to sleep? It's it's not anymore,
it's not hurting anyone.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are talking Jewish back
and forth now, so we might get you out of here.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I know, but I'm still talking to Remy.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, you guys, do you have anything to say anything
to say to Max before we go?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Rem well to just Shady?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh and she's out.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Do you want to say anything to Remy before you go?
But do you have a nice weekend with Remy?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I had a nice weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I love you and.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Max Remy, I love you too.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Oh that's really sweet and okay, great guy.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You guys, we're gonna we're gonna keep things guys. These
guys are going to duck out of here. I hope
you guys have a good, great drive. I'm trying to
see this Instagram TikTok with him wody.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
But apparently there is some audio to play both of us. Okay,
so why don't we kick things off with you?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay? Here, this is.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Something that the producers have organized for you.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Will okay, it's.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
The next The puppy is real puppy favorite colleage's yours
and my family colors black, I love he kickles me
pleasure to see Pleasure Records. Thank you for taking tick camping.
(27:39):
I loved you only integrated gym and like that you
want to stay here? Some painting and the gay the
best puppy for the age.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Of yousted of it all. Guys, love that most people
can't understand that having him builing babies. You got a
little secret language or two, which is very sweet.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Is that what was going on there? Because yeah, I
was struggling to follow. Yeah, I assume there's a message
from my daughter. She does also speak Spanish, So if
you don't follow anything, that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hey, Remy, is daddy your best friend? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And what do you love most about your dad?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Cupcakes?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
You like it when he makes cupcakes at the cable.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You're on the table and make a puppy go.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
My present and her prey?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
What did you want to get Daddy for Father's Day?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Twigging?
Speaker 15 (28:59):
How that they?
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Can you tell me a story about Daddy?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Now three?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
I love my little girl so much. You cannot make
her do anything. I think everyone's seen that on this
trip as well. She's just a strong, independent woman. We
love our girls.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We love our girls. Yeah, it's been really really special,
and I think we're about to lose which one the
specialness of the relationship if we continue this show for
much longer. So let's get to the traffic, and.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
They look like they're having a good time. I reckon,
we might have time for a posho.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Beers, you're so pushing around.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Also, man not saying that this happens at every single
Big four holiday park. But there was a very special
celebrity appearance all the way from Arundell, from Anna and
Elsa of Frozen, who joined us around the campfire and
gave a rendition of let it Go.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well, let me go, let me go, can hold him
back game.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Let it Go, let Me Go Away.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A perfect performance.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Stunning, absolutely stunning, incredible. They managed to find us here
in a New Hillsville near the Great Dividing Range.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
But I think one of us actually said that they
were in the van the whole trip and we were
hiding them there, which is a pretty weirdy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I mean, I said.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
That I spoke about the Crown, the Queen and the
Crown Princess of it game out of the math.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I knew it's sended wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We've had a hell of a time, guys. It's been special.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
There's been tears, lots of tears, but lots of laughs
as well.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Really, just what a camping trip is all.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
About, growing together, growth, evolution, what well, not evolution, but
definitely grow um. Big shout out to Dometic who have
put all our gear together and made camping ohso comfortable. Dometic,
this way out adventure ready gear for wherever the road
takes you.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Space age gear. It is shlick.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
It is beautiful inlata so together, it is simple. It
makes camping absolutely dreamworthy. Was awesome, It was really great.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, don'tatet like you touched the surf top, mate, it's
anything we're gonna get out that.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I saw the fruits of their work, I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
A big shout out to everyone who goes camping with
their kids. Got a good taste of it here. And
who's going camping.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
This Father's Day? Big shout out to all the dads.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Get in there, boys, get in there.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
You'll survive. If I can survive, you can survive. I
think that's the message. We've got a wonderful time. As
I said, if he's anything is jam TikTok will And
of what we are signing off a big four holiday
parks and the Dad Venture Until next time, see tomorrow
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, good afternoon everyone. It is or Will and.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
And I said what he because I'm staring it just amazing,
full bloom wattle bushes out by the stream here woods
Big four Holiday Park, Taggety, where we've taken the girls,
our three year old on a dad venture, their first
camping trip.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
You're still in shorts, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I've actually run out of pants.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
My daughter has a penshon for jumping in puddles, which
I didn't know of you until this trip.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
And the more I told her not to, the more
she wanted to.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
So that was a real treat for me in what
has been I mean, I'm gonna be honest, pretty freezing
conditions here in Taggety.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
It was announced before we left. I'm not sure if
anyone was was in Victoria. If you're in Melbourne listening
to the show, but this is what we woke up
to the morning that we left, have a listened.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You have not seen a weather system like this for
some time. In fact, the winds speeds that we're going
to expect we have not seen this year. And in fact,
this is a weather system we've not seen for a
couple of years now.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's genuinely worried my daughter was going to get blown
into the river. It was madness out here.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, it was not the perfect storm, wasn't it, Mike Wahlberg.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
But we have got through. Everyone has survived. We've done
a headcount. We are all still.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Here, constant headcounts. There's been a few hairy moments. I mean,
this is just I suppose what it's like. Apart from
the pant losing. There's been a couple of closets with
electric fences.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, my wife is in earshot.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
So if we can actually be quiet just about those
close shaves that.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Our wives have just rocked up to take the kids away.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they are still looking very still
within earshot.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Jeez. We were good and responsible.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh god, safest trip I've been on.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Well, okay, well, if you if you want to know
why we're here though, by the way, why we are
in the beautiful Big four a park intaggony, and why
we're here with our daughters up next bill.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But we are going to play for everyone how this
all started.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, absolutely, and and and I mean there's so much
audio to play, you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh, here's just a little bit of the car drip
on the way, so we'll sing some songs.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Maybe what do you think?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What's on? You want to see?
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Let nick?
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Let it go?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, we're singing together.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Three two, one, let it go.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Let it go, can back, let it go, Let it go,
turn around.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The perfect obviously, Well that's not your cup of teeth.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Change the station because there's two hours of that coming up.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Right up next, it's Willingwoody live from Big four intaggety
Big four Holday Parks browser book, go big at Big
four dot com dot. Are you in a big shout
out to dometic this way, I'd adventure ready give forever
of the road takes you looked after us with the
most beautiful stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Worth getting you guys up to speeders to why we're here?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's Will and Woodies Dad Venture.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
How's this serendity brows book go big at Big four
dot com dot you.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So much serenity.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
We are going to go to a Big four holiday
park this weekend. Yes, and we are going to have
our first ever camping trip with the girls. That's right, Jasmine,
you've been camping with young kids.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
You've got some advice.
Speaker 9 (03:29):
Think about where you're putting your tenths. You're going to
need to have it near the bathroom for toileting.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
Oh mate, get them started young. You walk around with them,
get them picking up all the little tiny twigs and stuff,
the light, the fire, show them how they're done. They
love it, you know, picking up three to keep them
nt chain for a good hour or two, just picking
up twigs.
Speaker 9 (03:48):
And so my son got bit on the testicles by
a chick. So my advice don't encourage bushweees. It's actually
quite a difficult area to remove the tick.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I had to remove a tick one from Adam Cooney's
undercarriage and Pam, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You can attest to this. But yeah, yeah, yeah, jungle.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
It's got Jena Chick here Australia's greatest survivor.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
What he's never been camping?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Are there is tips? Tips?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (04:27):
Get a tarp over your tent. If you do end
up and there's rain and the rain wants to come in,
you can dig a trench around it.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Brilliant great.
Speaker 11 (04:35):
Have a look to see if there is obvious signs
of water. This is a really nice like flat bit
and then you realize like, oh wow, that's going to
be a river if it rains, have fun with the camping.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Than you fingers grassed? Have you seen the weather?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
There's great options there if the weather is a bad
They've got beautiful cabins there.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They've got luxury cabins.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
There's one of the indoor activities as well as playgrounds
as go cuting.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's always one of you can stay.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
In my I'm cabining, Hendrix, what happened with you?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
You've been camping in the wet.
Speaker 12 (05:07):
We take a bunch of six year olds surfing on
Friday mornings. We turned up this beautiful spot at an
epic surf and this cataclysmic weather came through, snapped all
the tent poles, everything got wet, and most of the
dad through the tents and the men got in the
car and drove the kids up.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, I am okay with that as an option. Though
I called my wife him.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
I think it's pretty clear she's feeling pretty uncomfortable about
the whole thing.
Speaker 13 (05:33):
Not that confident. Hence why I've got accommodation because I'm
a bit nervous just in case. It's not that I
don't trust him, it's just, you know, I don't trust him. Wow, would,
he's never done anything like this before. And he did
nearly set the house on fire with one of our
friends on the weekend because he was playing totem tennis
and forgot that the barbecue was on full bath and
then nearly let the house of fire and then proceeded
(05:56):
to just turn the barbecue down when there was a
fire and not off. It's just little things.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Little things about that you called your de facto. Yes, yes,
a bit of confidence for them all? Absolutely fine.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
How often do you pack for everyone else?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
No, you don't.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
You don't know how to pack a bag?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, I pack my bait. I pack it very well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
We're taking our doors.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Well them will help me back.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Remy and I are in the backyard and we are
about to try and put the Disney Princess TP together.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Have you made this tent before? You have? Do you
know how it sticks into the ground? You keep saying yes,
but you're not helping.
Speaker 14 (06:40):
Hang on, we're not.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Where's the other poles?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Look? Max is excited.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I spoke to her about it earlier, as we had
who's coming camping?
Speaker 9 (06:49):
Who else?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Me?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What do you most want to do when we go camping?
Speaker 15 (06:55):
A fly or put a fire on.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
We needn't Yeah, camp juices.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Some dinner as juices. How do you think what he's
going to go camping? Is he going to be a
good camper? Yeah, you know what, he's never camped before.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well founded apprehension. In the end, Yeah, I had a
couple of very hairy moments.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
We all met at my place, and there was a
very strong reason as to why the trip was over
before it actually began. Just seeing the biggest rat ever
seen in the front room of my house, and I
was pretty keen to get that little guy out of
the house. Yeah, before leaving, I didn't really want to
leave a rat inside, so I brought everyone inside. I'm
(07:37):
obviously scared of rats. If anyone knows me on this
radio show, I'm not the kind of guy to deal
with a rat. So I brought everyone in. I thought
it would be, you know, a moment of camaraderie between everyone.
I all worked together to try and remove the rat
from the house. So brought the girls in, brought you in,
and effectively we firstly had to find the rat and
(07:58):
then try to extract We've got some audio of just
everyone's reaction when they did see the big rot himself.
Speaker 15 (08:20):
The top.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How do we get it out?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
No, rat, you're being too brave about it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Maybe step back. So, I don't know if that fully
explained it. But where we've left it, there is a
rat waiting for me at home in a TV unit
in one of the cupboards.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, we had to leave it there, were you. At
one point we were going to move the whole TV
unit outside.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
We need to go, it's getting dark. Got a camping
trip lined up.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I've got a rat in like in a cupboard waiting
for me at home. So anyway, the good news is
though we did.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Manage to leave the house, or I managed to leave
the house knowing that a rat is alive in the
front room. But I mean, we didn't get much further
before the trip almost ended again because we were trying
to pack the car.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And it's been it's been a lot. It's been a beautiful,
beautiful time.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Once we got to oh no, we love our children,
ye sure, yeah, and we will also love leaving them tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Anyway, we don't they live with us?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No, No, I mean when I ship them off the daycare.
Oh right, yeah, that'd be a great moment. We are
live from Big four holiday parks here and Taggty Woods
took and taking our girls on a dad venture, our
three year old's camping for the first time in the
lead up to Father's Day. Packing the car, which was
(09:48):
the first of many jobs in which I realized I
would be doing it by myself.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So did everyone ready to go?
Speaker 9 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Are you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
So what do you what do you guys?
Speaker 15 (10:01):
Holding on to a stick? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
All right, guys, So we need to put some stuff
in the car. Okay, let's do it, shall we?
Speaker 13 (10:11):
Remy?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Have we remembered to pack everything?
Speaker 15 (10:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Have you got nappies?
Speaker 15 (10:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I know dick nappies makes you? Have you got nappies?
Speaker 15 (10:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:20):
Why not that I read the can and wears.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Wow, you a big girl and wearies?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Remy?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
All right, Max?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
We brought the guitar, didn't we, thinking we could maybe
sing some frozen a bit later on.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, we've got.
Speaker 16 (10:34):
A lot of stuff and not a lot of room
in the car. Part of the saw pick up Woody
and so wind know white was.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I got your back?
Speaker 15 (10:45):
Good job, Max.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Passed me something to put in the car.
Speaker 14 (10:49):
Good thinking.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And the unicorn as well. Oh it makes you look
what we brought as well.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Toilet toilet twilet, seriously, that's toilets camping, mate, Remy, you
can take a pooh in here?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Take a pooh?
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Do you need to do a poo?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Now?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What are we most looking forward to doing when we
go camping?
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Play?
Speaker 15 (11:14):
Hide and seek?
Speaker 8 (11:15):
I play one bats one beat a game?
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Yeah, one bet either, it's a fresh one to play one.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Do you want to play some hide and seek now?
A little warm up game?
Speaker 12 (11:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Okay too?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
Hide you hide, but not too far away? Maybe hide
behind the car over there.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I think this was a simple divide and conquer and
again I just needed you to play ball a little
bit here. Will you're going to be better at the
jobs that involve skill and give me the others? I
just think, I just think we're looking after two three
year old girls. That has to continue. And if I'm
being honest, mate, I didn't necessarily appreciate you showing off
being the better dad.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
And it started in the car.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
As soon as we're in the car, you hand Max
one of the all time great lunches. She's got everything
she's got, she's got tomatoes, she's got sandwiches, and I've
got a shitty tapleware full of carrots and tofu.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
But I wasn't gonna go down without a fight.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Will and I did my absolute utmost to try and
sell those tofus and carrots.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Who's all right, let's do it, MAXI. Do you want
something more to eat? Sweetheart? Do you want your lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Are you hungry to ram? I'm sorry, well, can we
pull over? I didn't think we'll pull it out lunchboxes?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 15 (12:28):
Sorry?
Speaker 16 (12:29):
Communication is key. I'm camping now, Ronnie. We've got tofu
and carrots. We've only been driving. Oh, have I got
a treat for you?
Speaker 14 (12:39):
Ren?
Speaker 15 (12:40):
You don't want the tofo either? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
That's fair.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Are you sure she doesn't want to.
Speaker 14 (12:46):
She doesn't want anything, my little tofu princess.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
You let me know if you want some tofa?
Speaker 4 (12:49):
All right about carrot?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
You like you want some carrot?
Speaker 15 (12:53):
I'll let you deal with that.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Woods, What am I doing with?
Speaker 12 (13:00):
What are you dealing with?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Lunchboxes?
Speaker 14 (13:03):
Them with lunchbox?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
So we all sing some songs?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Maybe?
Speaker 12 (13:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
What's on? You want to say?
Speaker 15 (13:09):
Yet?
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Let it go, Let it go, let it go, turn
around the door.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
I am and.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Here I stand.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
Let the storm Joe right on Nicole never bothered me anywhere,
last chance.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
From with the tofu or carrot. So Jenny will eat
the tofu carrot.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You don't said your lunch carrot.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
This is roasted carrot.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Just jam the carrot, mate. You can check that all
out Instagram. TikTok.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
You're obviously better at setting out tenth So you were
on tent patrol. You're a bad to hear in the audio.
I also had a very very important role.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
First my chair.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Okay, first your chair? Why are we sitting up?
Speaker 15 (14:07):
Your chair?
Speaker 13 (14:07):
First?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Oh, looks pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So it looks like you want to help me mix it.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Have a look, this is legit.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Come down to catch your fish.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
You want to catch a fish?
Speaker 14 (14:24):
Gonna go for some unicorns or something?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Can you do me a favor?
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Can you go the ten pigs for me and go
to your mallet? The hammer's there, mahammer, alright, can you
go the pigs for me?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Rare these guys.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, we're gonna go fight some unicorns. Let's do it.
Can you make sure you get my tent after yours?
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What about the daddy daughter? I thought we were hanging out.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Wow, the pink one.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
You keep your eyes peeled for any unicorns. Okay, I
think that was a cooking bar.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Wow, I'm looking forward to checking these tents out, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Daddy taught upon me.
Speaker 14 (15:09):
Yeah, unicorns, We're gonna find unicorns hilariously.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Now as we sit here just behind us, I mean,
look the domedic gear. The use of it I've loved
right because I didn't set it up, so I can't
speak to the setup. And what's going on behind me
right now is our two wives currently packing down our tens.
So I won't have any experience with the setti nab
or packing down on a campsite.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It does look easy, though, is it easy? Sam? The
pack down?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And not surprisingly she hasn't responded to that because I
don't think either of the matter. They thought they were
in for a quick extraction job, you know in movies
when it's a quick extraction get the soldiers of war
or get the prisoners out extract. Unfortunately, part of the
deal to get the daughters you need to pack down
the gamp site.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
It is beautiful gear though. Oh if you're going to
pack down anything impact on a demdic tent.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Go up, they blow up ambitious.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It was.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I just started to realize that when we headed down
to the river, there's a beautiful stream here. Obviously going
to be very careful with your kids around water, and
you know, it is lovely to have the water here
and the fishing option, but also has you know, it's
presented as something that we've had to be mindful of.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You can get Harry if if my wife ever hears this,
remy definitely didn't almost slip near the river's edge.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
That definitely didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
You were there for her. You caught her way exactly right.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Because I'm important, I'm a marvelous father, You're responsible father,
and as a marvelous father or as marvelous father's, we
thought it was very good to give the girls their
first fishing experience as well. Now once again i'm your
first fish. Oh mate, I can remember mine. I'm sure
you can remember yours flathead at Port Philip Bay. Anyway,
you I've got to have come at you again here though,
(16:55):
because it just feels like for this entire trip you
found it very important to look like a better dad
than me.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I mean, I think I am an impressive and more impressive.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It's quite clear that you take that and you feel
the need to flex that rather than look after your
mate who doesn't have as many skills. You came down
here with a pre rigged fishing rod for your daughter,
so she was ready to get fishing straight away.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I had one that was fresh out of the packet.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
I don't know how to rig a fishing rod, so
I had to try and sell to my daughter that
she was fishing, when in fact there was no line
and the entire thing was imaginary. We're about to play
some audio of all of that, and I think you'll
hear that we had to win in the end.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I know she already rigged up your line.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
MAXI yeah, okay, okay, let's get the jellies.
Speaker 15 (17:38):
I'll get the let's get the jellies.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
A remis fishing rum.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, we're all going to use this one as a team.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Every bread you.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Want bread, it is debate, but yeah, you're gonna have
some bread, though, go for it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
So it makes you you just hold that for a
little bit, and then when a fish comes you watch
you guys, watch this and the end of the road
will go at that.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
You watch the end of your rod.
Speaker 14 (18:01):
Ram, Yeah, this is your rod okay, do you want
to hold onto the rod rem because Daddy has to.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Go talk to Will. Okay, good job, Okay. So I'm
just gonna go and put a fish on the end
of his right.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Is it filters or is it like him?
Speaker 11 (18:13):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Not really, just that would be handing four hundred grams
if filid at seven?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Look do I e the fish on?
Speaker 15 (18:22):
Hang on?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What's going on over there?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Girls?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Come on, come on, come on, come on, what's happening here?
Speaker 15 (18:26):
I've caught a fish? Max?
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Look, look, look, he caught a fish.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'll bring it down, bring it down. It's moving around
a bit. It's okay, it's still alive. It's still alive.
It's still alive. Is okay?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (18:42):
Well, no, he's not gonna be okay soon.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't think I.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Throw it back.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
No, we gonna throw it back.
Speaker 14 (18:47):
Okay, Well he's still alive.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Alright, let's just put him down.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Okay, let's put him down.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Max.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
You okay, come here.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
The fish is alive.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Makes you come here? Brother? Look at that?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, Dad, catch another one?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Why not get too?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Didn't actually eat that fish? Where where did that fish go?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
There's a lot of kooko burrows circling and I think
it got snaffled.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yep, great, all right, Well.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
More from Big four Holiday Parks in daggony. The dad
Venture continues. Have you missed any of it? Instagram TikTok,
Will and Woody We are live from Big four Holiday
Parks taking our girls on a dad venture. Their first
time camping as three year olds was in the lead
(19:52):
up to Father's Day.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Your daughter has called me a poo but I don't
know when that started.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I don't know how just saying whatever I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Mate, it's the whole McMahon family just needs to dominate me.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Okay, it's Woody, just call me Woody anyway. I mean
she looks she shows me no respect. Naturally, neither is
my own daughter. But do you know who they do respect?
Will the two stars of the biggest children's film in
the last twenty years, It's Frozen.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
So a little trick up the sleeves from the boys.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
When things were getting a little bit ratty around the fire,
We kind of wanted to finish the night with with
a bit of panash, so we told the girls to
wait around the fire. They just had a number of marshmallows,
probably worth mentioning before we play the audio, I reckon,
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
A poop poo pump bump. I reckon.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
My daughter had had about twelve marshmallows. So you've got
to hear a girl who is in the universe of
her own.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I'm going to be the energy.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Was she was an Arundel too?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
She definitely was. But yes, we snuck off.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
We told the girls there was some surprise guests that
wanted to come out and do a song for them,
and Wilbur and I'm going to say one of our
prouder dad moments.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
We snuck off.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
We got into full costume and we came out and
we gave a very convincing performance as Anna and Elsa.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Hi, Hello girls, it's Anna and Elsa.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
We have come here from Arundel.
Speaker 14 (21:37):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Are you having fun camping?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Your dad's a big spunks, aren't they They're very sexy boys?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Or careful of the fire?
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Little girl?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Okay, what song would you like us to sing?
Speaker 12 (21:55):
Would you like to hear?
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Let it go?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Okay, okay, let damn.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Don't let them c be the good girl you've always
had to be.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Can see you don't don't let them well.
Speaker 15 (22:14):
Then let it go, let.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
It go, can hold him back? Game, let it go.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Let me go.
Speaker 15 (22:28):
John Away say, I don't care one.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
The cor you, so.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Let us stage job. The cole never bothered me anyway.
Could be a future today. I mean, I'm seeing a
national tour.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh for anyone else. It's very successful, mane they just
did a Disney on us. Well kills already.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, I think we should audition.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You're talking about you and may aren't you? I thought
you were.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
But last night we're going to pick things up from
the fire where the girls probably the thing they were
most excited about was cooking marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I knew.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I know that Remy walked around with a marshmallow want
to stick for at least three days in the build up.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
She was just doing little licks of shmellow because she
was trying to save the marshmallow until the fire last night.
Great self control in the lead up, but she wiz
as soon as she got the taste of melted marshmallow
on her mouth. She just wanted more shame on both
of us. The marshmallow bag was left in a.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Very available position.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, and I mean I think my daughter had at
least twelve, but thankfully you were there. I mean, it's
just smart thinking from you. I mean, when the girls
were vulnerable, you felt the need to. I think they
enforce some rules on them going forward if they were
to partake in the marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
If kids are enjoying something, wods.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
My motto in parenting is capitalize, and you did that
most them. You know, guys, if you have a marshmallow
or by the fire, that means that when you get older,
you can never bring boys back to our house, or
a girl for that matter, not until you live home.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You've agreed.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Okay, Remember if you cook marshmallows by the fire, that
also means you can never ask for money from us
when you get older and you're hopeless and unemployment.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, a banking a few checks, I'll definitely remember this.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I would still like a written contract.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I fully appreciate we've got that on audio, but just
you know, in the case that a court case.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ensues, I wouldn't. Ah, sorry, they're attacking me.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
They've gotten on.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Why do they attack me.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You've pick up the butt of.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Well, shame on you, girls, because I've got you over
a barrow with that legal stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
For the girls here with us looking pretty frazzled at
the end of a big weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
How are you feeling, Remy?
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Oh not so good?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Not so good? Okay, are you tired?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But I I was so tired. How are you feeling next?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I'm feeling tired.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Did you have a good time with Remy?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
What did you do with Remy? I don't know? Great?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
And hey, Remy who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us? And was that amazing
when Elsa and Anna were here?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah? Yeah? And MAKESI did you toast marshmallows for the
first time? Yeah? Were they good?
Speaker 16 (25:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
How many marshmallows did Remy have? Four? Five?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
I six?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How many marshmallows did you have? Remy?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Two?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
We four, five, even eleven?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
I think you are were very excited after your marshmallows.
Were you trying to have a conversation with Elsa and
not letting them go to sleep? It's it's not anymore,
it's not hurting anyone.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That's a good point.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are talking Jewish back
and forth now, so we might get you out of here.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
I know, but I'm still talking to Remy.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, you guys, do you have anything to say anything
to say to Max before we go?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Rem well to just Shady?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh and she's out.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Do you want to say anything to Remy before you go?
But do you have a nice weekend with Remy?
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I had a nice weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Goodbye.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
I love you and.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Max Remy, I love you too.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Oh that's really sweet and okay, great guy.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You guys, we're gonna we're gonna keep things guys. These
guys are going to duck out of here. I hope
you guys have a good, great drive. I'm trying to
see this Instagram TikTok with him wody.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
But apparently there is some audio to play both of us. Okay,
so why don't we kick things off with you?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay? Here, this is.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Something that the producers have organized for you.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Will okay, it's.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
The next The puppy is real puppy favorite colleage's yours
and my family colors black, I love he kickles me
pleasure to see Pleasure Records. Thank you for taking tick camping.
(27:39):
I loved you only integrated gym and like that you
want to stay here? Some painting and the gay the
best puppy for the age.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Of yousted of it all. Guys, love that most people
can't understand that having him builing babies. You got a
little secret language or two, which is very sweet.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Is that what was going on there? Because yeah, I
was struggling to follow. Yeah, I assume there's a message
from my daughter. She does also speak Spanish, So if
you don't follow anything, that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Hey, Remy, is daddy your best friend? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
And what do you love most about your dad?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
Cupcakes?
Speaker 11 (28:37):
You like it when he makes cupcakes at the cable.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
You're on the table and make a puppy go.
Speaker 9 (28:47):
My present and her prey?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
What did you want to get Daddy for Father's Day?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Twigging?
Speaker 15 (28:59):
How that they?
Speaker 13 (29:01):
Can you tell me a story about Daddy?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Now?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Now three?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
I love my little girl so much. You cannot make
her do anything. I think everyone's seen that on this
trip as well. She's just a strong, independent woman. We
love our girls.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We love our girls. Yeah, it's been really really special,
and I think we're about to lose which one the
specialness of the relationship if we continue this show for
much longer. So let's get to the traffic, and.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
They look like they're having a good time. I reckon,
we might have time for a posho.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Beers, you're so pushing around.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Also, man not saying that this happens at every single
Big four holiday park. But there was a very special
celebrity appearance all the way from Arundell, from Anna and
Elsa of Frozen, who joined us around the campfire and
gave a rendition of let it Go.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well, let me go, let me go, can hold him
back game.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Let it Go, let Me Go Away.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
A perfect performance.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Stunning, absolutely stunning, incredible. They managed to find us here
in a New Hillsville near the Great Dividing Range.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
But I think one of us actually said that they
were in the van the whole trip and we were
hiding them there, which is a pretty weirdy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
I mean, I said.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
That I spoke about the Crown, the Queen and the
Crown Princess of it game out of the math.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
I knew it's sended wrong.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We've had a hell of a time, guys. It's been special.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
There's been tears, lots of tears, but lots of laughs
as well.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Really, just what a camping trip is all.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
About, growing together, growth, evolution, what well, not evolution, but
definitely grow um. Big shout out to Dometic who have
put all our gear together and made camping ohso comfortable. Dometic,
this way out adventure ready gear for wherever the road
takes you.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Space age gear. It is shlick.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
It is beautiful inlata so together, it is simple. It
makes camping absolutely dreamworthy. Was awesome, It was really great.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, don'tatet like you touched the surf top, mate, it's
anything we're gonna get out that.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I saw the fruits of their work, I tell you what.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
A big shout out to everyone who goes camping with
their kids. Got a good taste of it here. And
who's going camping.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
This Father's Day? Big shout out to all the dads.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Get in there, boys, get in there.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
You'll survive. If I can survive, you can survive. I
think that's the message. We've got a wonderful time. As
I said, if he's anything is jam TikTok will And
of what we are signing off a big four holiday
parks and the Dad Venture Until next time, see tomorrow
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