June 27, 2025 • 33 mins
- Woody's in labour
- Can You Hear It
- Woody's partner Mim
- Final contractions
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We'll go to the birth show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Woods has been wearing a preggy belly twelve kilo preggy
belly for five days. Today is the birth. He's been
in labor for going on four hours.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A little bit of a fart came out with that contraction.
My god, they are ramping up. He's on a birth simulator,
fully integrated birth simulator contraction right now, Woods, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hang on? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh god, much longer.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You can see this since you're gonna chiktok wiland Woody, Well,
you'll have to ask the nurse.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Nurse how much longer has he got to go? Ten
seconds to go? Just breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Double the xhale, double the exhale. Alright, three two one,
coming down there, all right.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean the amazing thing is when the contraction finishes,
you're back to one hundred percent. You don't look well
when you're in it. It's like you can't I can't talk,
I can't do anything.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Which is which is it's exactly what labor is.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Lying, well, isn't it what it's all about? Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
And then like it's like she goes to a different place.
When she's in the middle of a contraction.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Anyway, this has been a shocking four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, okay, well there's more to come. I'm not sure
where the baby's going to come. Guys, the contractions are
ramping up.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I think now.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think you're at about half intensity at the moment,
if I'm honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Jim's birth, you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Asked UNC callers what you could do to help support
your partner while she was pregnant with your second baby.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
A fake bully, because the exhaustion that you have from
being pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
All this week, I'm going to have a pregnancy belly
on so I can feel what it's like and then
better support my partner.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Huge week, woods massive for your pregnant pilates. Your whole
routine has been documented Instagram TikTok. You've done such a
good job, mate, I really have.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I do appreciate that, but I do not deserve anything,
because again we've been saying all week, this is only
five percent of what pregnancy actually entails. But even though
it's only five percent, it's been really hard. It's just
been I haven't slept well all week. That's so hard
to get comfortable with a pregnancy belly on.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
It just sucks.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Every single task you do is just so much worse
and so much more frustrated. Okay, but today is the
birth it is, which is obviously very exciting. I have
more understanding now of how excited it is for a
woman to be finding out that, like the baby's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, right, like you're relieve. There's relief. There's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I think about mim when you know, in those last
few weeks where which I just want this baby out
of me, even though you know.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
The birth is going to be so intense. Yeah, kind
of just like get me there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, this baby. Well, that's what we're in right now.
Contractions can come at any moment. You are rigged up
to a birth in simulated contractions, I mean ramping up
across the day. We had to before we could draw
straws as to who would be in charge of the
birth simulator.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Analise put her hand up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Anlys on microphone now as well, Abe, how are you
going over there?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
It's quite intense.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Gonna lie now, you're enjoying it, to be honest, you are.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You've been next to a woody all day, dishing out
as much pain as you possibly can.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, but I think I'm doing it for everybody who's
at home going. He needs to be as legit as possible.
Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I've downloaded a Bertha.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, she's got a timer. Yeah, she's got and she's
got the exact amount of electric charge that runs through
the simulator that has been ramping up across the day.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I picked you up earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
She got in the car next to you, and it
began about five hours ago.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Okay, hang on, before we start, Before we start, I
mean rally.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You're in rally. Yep, you're okay.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No, I just don't drive the car.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Angel, I'm through it, please, okay, doing this thing? Wow?
Good start? Okay, do you mind if we get some
lunch on the way. By the way, now that's over,
I'm gonna punch you so hard. I'm not good to
you unless I'm good to myself. You know what I mean.
Probably thought of this this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
If we go by the supermarket, you can get some
of those fun day lallies that you love.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Dal Oh.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Okay, on one side, my godky quickly, that was a
pretty big lift.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
There has just been the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I went to Max very quickly.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I missed my turn. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Is that my fault?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Is it? Just focus on the road. Just came it
down back there. That'd be good. So much yelling, I
think a little more breathing, less yelling. Playlist I do.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Actually it's my birth I would like classical music.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Please, Hey sirien playing Mozart on Spotify. I'd actually prefer
it if you played Carloss and.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
This is Mozart.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey Siri, no, Hey Siri, don't listen to him.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Hey Siri, No, Siri, don't you tell many issues?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh jeez, you're right then, I'm just gonna get up
the freeway. Okay, I sound like predatored.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So we're coming up on the supermarket. Oh sorry, sorry. Breathe, breathe, breathe.
I can't break double the XL double XL. Chop up. Okay,
hold hand, no, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Don't touch me. I thank you for your offers. I'm
sorry for rejecting the.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, that's okay. I do not need physical No, it's fine,
it's fine. I was trying to support you. It's about you.
It's not about man.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I just hope that the Goodness Hospital's got a social
worker that I can consult with afterwards my own trauma?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What have I told you?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I only had it on setting?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You are kidding? Are you kidding? How long does a contraction?
So long one go for?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Contractions are two minutes apart, and they go for sixty
to ninety seconds at sixty forty.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's also a new record shop right here that I
wouldn't mind checking out at some stage. How could you
possibly think they're going to a record trop now? Is
a good idea again? Oxytocin you know music? Are you
gonna get me? Carlos zipa y sure? No one likes
color seeper He's incredibly popular colors. Can you put on
Dark Tree? Please? Siri? Play Carlos Cheaper Dark Trees? Please? Hey,
(06:11):
Siri play Rage against the Mission? Can I get out?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I would like to get out of the car.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I'll walk, I walk to hospital?
Speaker 11 (06:22):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Why do people yell in songs?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Such a good point, there's just no need to yell
in a great car ride?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It was Hey, look, you thought you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Were doing your role? Well where's the support?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Played? The music? Got the snacks? Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Look, I know we're in a labor for five hours?
Five hours woulds maybe a little bit of empathy here,
a bit of a understanding, a bit of perspective from
some women who actually have been in labor.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah, totally. Thirteen one o six five is the number.
This would be wild to hear. How long was your labor?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
How long you went?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like? Oh god, he's gone and that's that's the the
contractions work. Okay, thirty one O six five, give us
a call. How long were you in labor? Four Woods
is going into his fourth hour in label. This is
fifth hour right now in labor. Hopefully the baby's coming soon.
Just breathe, baby, just breathe.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We'll take some calls now on side. All right, there,
you're doing well. Okay, here we go. Thirteen one o
six five? Oh man, oh this is are we crowning yet?
Do you wan to check if you're dilating?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That won't happen? Will oh man?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Who knows? I did pass?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
When before?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Before things ramp up a bit more, we thought we'd
take some calls from some women who have actually been
in labor before.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah, and how long was your labor?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Because again i've well, I've been in labor simulated labor
for four hours, and it has felt like eternity. I
just cannot imagine this for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, let's go to Bonnie on thirty one. All there're
another contraction there, Okay, Bonnie, here, there, here, some here,
and you're just dealing with a man in labor.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
How long? How long? Any advice for him? Where you've
got him on the phone here, Bonnie, I suppose.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
I wish you all the luck, rub your lower back,
blank waters between and try to eat something between each contraction.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How long was your labor, Bonnie?
Speaker 13 (08:17):
Oh god, it's really six hours?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Bonnie? How did you do that for so long?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
You you just got to, Like you said, the pain
goes away between each contraction.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He did say that once the.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Baby is out, you forget the pain that you had.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
My wife says that she kind of talks about that
for the birth of Remy, that she's kind of forgotten
just how intense the label was. And as I'm talking
to you now, so a contraction just finished, and I'm
totally normally.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's crazy thanks to the call, Bonnie, Susan's called on
that and when it's six five high, Susan hello. How Yeah,
I'm honest, mate, I'm watching my friend on a birth
simulator for the last five hours.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Has been the best day of my life. What how you?
Speaker 14 (09:02):
I'm very well.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
How long was your labor, Susan? More importantly, my.
Speaker 14 (09:06):
Labor went for a quick half an hour?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Half an hour?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
So so, Susan, where was the Was the baby born
in hospital or was that like a before you got
to hospital? It was in hospital? You got to hospital
in time a very quick Susan.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
Yes, I lived light around twiddling my thumbs all day
waiting for it to come. And then they said we'll
introduce you, and I didn't even get really time to
be in inductions. That happened that half an hour later.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, whiz, there you go, and thanks to the call. Well,
who knows what this could be over shortly.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
That'd be nice Angelo, if I get the Susan treatment
right now, we'll.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Look on the treatment on your produce around a.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Lisa's doing is doing the contractions, and she's simulating a
five hour labor. So o'clock is kicking down, But I
think you've gone hour to go, big film.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Angela's caught. If I had to guess, Angela.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I assume the baby will come at prime Angela, how
long was your labor?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Seven weeks?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
How?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Angela? How is that possible?
Speaker 12 (10:09):
I went into pre term labor and then they stopped
the labor, but the contractions kept going for seven weeks
at a hospital for five times a week to make
what dilating?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh god, Angela, that is so intense.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
It was horrible. I got to thirty eight weeks and
told him, if they don't take the baby out, then
I'm going to make it come out myself.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Totally fair enough.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Wow, So, Angela, you're a great person who asked this too.
What do you think helped you the most during a contraction?
If you had seven weeks of these things? What was
the best thing that the best go to during a contraction?
Speaker 15 (10:43):
The best go to?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
I was basically just teat packs. I was pretty much
lounge bound for seven weeks. I had a four year
old baby, three year old baby at the time you
were baby, and so it's very difficult.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You don't try into it when you can track me. Sorry, Angela,
he just got a contraction while you were talking there.
Oh yeah, any advice for him?
Speaker 12 (11:08):
No, just get the baby.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Out, get it out. That great yeah, I think he's
got another hour to go.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Angel I mean you did it for seven weeks, Angela,
He's only done it for five hours at the end
of the day.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
So yeah, no, it's really bad. Yeah, I won't have
another baby outter it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, fair enough mate, neither Angela.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I've got another hour of births to go, guys.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
So if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Woods has been pregnant for the last five days, with
a twelve kilo preggy belly strapped onto him at all times.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Twenty four to seven. Today is the bird's been. He's
been in.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Labor for five hours. The baby just around the corner.
Woods were all very excited. I'm going to check if
you're dilating. Actually, so, I've got this glove.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To put on. Come over, we'll get up on the bench.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, don't pretending.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
Like this sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Alrighty, first out, We've got Alyssa. Good Alyssa.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay, I'm going to crack a can for you. I
apologize if I go into a contraction here. I just
don't know what we're going to do.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
But here we go. Here's can one.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, No, he's gone out and got the can. Outfit down?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sorry, can I say here? I was a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Sorry, Alyssa, Sorry, sorry, Lissa?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Can you hear so you hold any.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Words for Woods before he delivers the baby.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
All my labors were four hours and then three.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
Hours, so pretty quick. So he's hanging in.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Your labor would have been worse than you actually had
to deliver a baby as well, Alyssa, So yes, don't feel.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sorry for me.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Is that we surgically implanted a baby and you last
night where he slept?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is that right? Will be a life?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Wow? Modern Ebon, he's called on thirteen one and six five.
I'm got to check your dilation shortly, Ebony, thirteen one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And six five?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
Hi, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeap? So well? You want to pay? Can you hear it? Yes?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I do?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay? Woods? You got can all?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Here we go one hundred bucks? I can here? Is can? One?
Speaker 12 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (13:33):
Soft drink?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Bad?
Speaker 15 (13:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is going down? The contraction? Can you hear it?
Son't be holder for you? Have you given birth?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Air?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You understand what Woods is going through?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Have you given birth? Do you understand what Woods is
going through?
Speaker 14 (13:47):
In here?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:48):
I have never given birth, but I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
To Oh nice, let's plenty look forward to right, Woods, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
The most beautiful thing you can do in life.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Let's go to on thirteen one and six five, and
you're here to play? Can you hear it?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Angela, Angela, Angela, you're here to play? Can you hear it?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (14:08):
Yes I am?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And all right, well let's get into it before Woods
has another contraction.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Woods, Yeah, yeah, you're still good. Ye No, here we
go can one for you, and here we go.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Soft drink.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
And could need some money on the board's one hundred
bucks of can at the moment, everyone.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
The earth it is and let's go straight to can
too because I might go into a contraction here it is.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Said and bus how often are the contractions coming?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
And I was going to defer to junior producer Analyze.
She's in charge of the birth.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Simulator every two to three minutes, every.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Two to three minutes at the moment, are they right?
I feels like they are coming faster than that.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Okay, so we're on a roll here Andre, can we
let's go for number three?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh god, he's down, and he's down. He won't be
doing CAN three. That's all right, I've got some emergency cans.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That one looking vicious. All right, here we go and.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Can three.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Soft drink bad like?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And that was a sorry, And he's going thirty one
and six' five and other. Contracts you could come in any,
minute so and any.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Advice To ward to be. Given simulating pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Contractions junior Producer analyse has volunteered as tribute to be
in charge of the.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Contractions but you're taking this very.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Seriously, Yes i've taken this very.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Seriously i've taken it amongst my among, MYSELF i know upon.
Myself excuse me to make sure that we are stimulating
as real life pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Labor and you're saying to me just in the song
that we're actually at a transition point right, now, yeah, right.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
A transition point where contractions come usually every one and
a half to two. Minutes they usually last for about
sixty to ninety.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Wow, Okay and the intensity of the attractions has gone,
up is that?
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Right?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Yeah, Yeah so we started at a level four this,
morning we're now sitting at a five to.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Seven oh, wow, okay now we're out of seven woods,
breathe here we, go there's that.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Breath and that's a.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
Minute, well.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Done oh. Nice, okay all, right can you hear?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It we're?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Paying can you?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Here?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Alright Got, Laura, laura you're ALSO i shouldn't say also.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Pregnant you're, Pregnant.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Laura, Yeah i'm twenty three weeks, pregnant and you're making
me very.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Nervous don't don't be. Nervous i'm soft as. Butter you'll
be absolutely. Fine it's the most beautiful, thing and you'll
have a beautiful.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Baby at the end of. Yours it's all so worth,
it it's all part of.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
It.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
True your pain is also nothing like.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That, yes, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Is that is on, Me.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Laura my white wife is also twenty three weeks, pregnant, Though.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Laura so, yeah that's. Awesome but let's wing you some.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Cash all.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Right here is hand one for one hundred dollars soft.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Drink, Nice, Laura well, Done, laura great, work one hundred.
Bucks that's.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Awesome let's go straight to can too for two hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dollars two hundred.
Speaker 13 (17:21):
Dollars, yes, yes oh, god contractions, Struck oh.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
My, god being nearly out of the. Desk all, right oh,
wow he'll be down for a bit, There. Laura i'll
do can three for, you, mate don't, worry just breathe woulds,
breathe ah b that was a Bill, laura, right, work
(18:00):
she's on the, fire so he's woody.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
At the, Moment i'm still, Going oh, yeah it's six
sixty to ninety second contractions at the. Moment can For?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Laura soft?
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Drink Nice. Laura how much have you got?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Now is that can't force for four hundred? Dollars oh my, god,
mate what a Great. Friday what are you gonna call your?
Baby we got.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Three possible net girl.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
Names it's a.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
GIRL i both. Girls it's. Great it's a great.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Thing, yeah that's good about the. Teenagers what's he done
with your? Contraction i'm just recovering a little.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Bit can fine for.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Her BECAUSE i couldn't really listen WHILE i was in my.
Contraction how's she? Going she's up to can?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Fine Oh, laura you're on Five, laura can five for
five hundred? Bucks seer Soft.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Laura that's a soft.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Drink, sorry that's all, Good thank.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
You that's.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Amazing, absolutely you're, pregnant Because, princier have you been Following?
Woods have been following along With woods's pregnancy over the last.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Week, Yeah i've been watching the videos.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Today it's been pretty.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Much BECAUSE i, mean obviously someone who is actually. Pregnant
has it been like encouraging or has it been like
have YOU a lot of the comments have been, like
oh my, GOD i can't believe, you this is only.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Ten percent of what birth actually, is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Etcetera are you feeling the same way or has it
just been nice to see another guy actually try and
get a feeling for what you guys go.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
Through, OH i love.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
IT i would love to do it to my partner
and let him feel it for a little.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
BIT i can send, You, YEAH i can send you
the twelve.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Kilo, NO i don't THINK i want to.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
Ask you've been on the bike and.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Whatnot, yeah he's had to hear off the sweat every.
Day sticks he has a.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Shower, laura good luck for your. Prectancy we're living on that. Note, Wood,
hey great to meet.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You make good luck for the. Birth thank you. All
it's a.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Live birth here On willing whatdy half an hour to
go to the baby's due that'll be a five hour.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Labor it's been a Big friday For. WOODS i feel
that your hair is starting to get static from the
amount of electricity going through your.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Body why would you say that to?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Me tell, Me i'm.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Beautiful jim's Birth labor And Birth lifestar callers what you
could do to help support your partner while she was
pregnant with your second?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Baby fake belly because the exhaustion that you have from
being pregnant is.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Astronomical all this, Week i'm gonna have a pregnancy belly
on SO i can feel what it's like and then
better support my.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Partner Alrighty, woods you've been in labor. Out you wore
the belly all. Week five days of wearing the.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Belly you stink and. Showered that's.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Good let's. Go let's get the baby.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Look before we, do, THOUGH i thought we'd hear From,
mim your partner who is actually, pregnant and she's been
away all week while you've been going through, this so
it must be special for you guys to reconnect during
this such a special.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Moment we have.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Been calling each other.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Off there you're, Going, Mim i'm.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
Good how's my baby boy?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Feeling not?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Good not going that well at?
Speaker 15 (21:15):
All AND i don't know why this makes me so
happy to hear.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're loving.
Speaker 15 (21:21):
THIS i am it's so, good he, said he's got
what you've done five.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Days but, yeah only five, Days, yeah only five And
i'm not getting the hormones and yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:31):
Yeah you've done more than a lot of other, people
AND i will appreciate. That, okay, yeah but, Yeah i've
been having a hard time on holidays, too you, know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So, yeah of course you, No, well good chance to tell, you,
MIM i love you so.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Much you're, Amazing like it's actually really, nice but you.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Know what's going.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
On it's.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's just so amazing that you went through all of,
this and you, know you gave me the gift Of
remy AND i just love her so.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Much and you're. Amazing, WELL i did more than.
Speaker 15 (22:08):
You, still just remember that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
His eyes out on pulling his eyes out of on
the on the, mess and this is what we. Get
he's a. MESS i love.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
YOU i love you more AND i do appreciate you
trying to understand. It does it does make a difference
that you go more above and.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Beyond now more above and.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Beyond oh, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
MORE i bought us a belly swing, too.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Amazing, yeah, yeah so we can get the belly swing
in the garage.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
As long As will's are not involved BECAUSE i saw
that video AND i don't trust that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Man, yeah neither DO. I no one, should no one
know the.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Person you shouldn't be trusting his analytes who's been in
charge of the contractions.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
After she seems.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Sneaky she's the.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Absolute angel of death on that thing over. There she's
been literally.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
Strapped you've got, this.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, no he's got a safe he's got to we will.
Hear oh, yeah this is not. Fun it's not. GOOD
i might have to.
Speaker 15 (23:15):
YOU i mean it's great for.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
ME i think everyone is enjoying. It women out there
would be loving. It, man they love. Me i'm just
gonna go and check the donation because nothing can. Happen, surely, baby, surely.
Surely oh, wow there has a. Been it is very.
Weird i'm just sitting here staring juke.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Pretending it's it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Junking it's not, junking, baby.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Mate i've got some good news for.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
You, yes but you've just trued.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yourself you see tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Man good?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Bye all, right.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Guys instagram chiktok, bro what if you wanna check this?
OUT i can see her, head, yes and, no that's
not the head of a.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Baby it's going to be happening up. Next he gives.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Birth would have been giving birth or giving carrying a
twelve kilo belly for the last five.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Days today he gives, birth gives birth post five hours of,
labor and it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Appears cook me If i'm, wrong but the birthing simulated
my front out of juice at the critical.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Moment.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
At what is going?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
On you need some more. Batteries it should be a
spare over.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
There, oh here we, go fresh, bats fresh, bats fresh.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Juice oh, no she's, good she's got. It it's. Back oh,
no oh, wow it's. Back she's.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Back she's back with the. EDGES i, reckon she's putting
it in an extra pepper that because because wow What,
okay here we, go. Mane these are the final contractions
are And i'm gonna come over there and make.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
SURE i catch this baby for.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You, yeah, okay all, Right so where it's coming you
can see.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It, well you, would you, would you would your three
centimeters dilated before the, Song so come and check it.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Out when one, push give me a, Push give me
a push if you, can, please beautiful little bit? More,
okay all, right all, right he's, up he's. Up just,
breathe just be he's up. There, no it's not. Coming
(25:40):
that might be the wrong way. AROUND i need to flip.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
It we'll go it.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Out how do you flip a? Baby can we take
some phones on? That thirty one to six? Five how
do you flip?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This just grab a, foot crab a. Foot i'm not
gonna pull it, out, Mate i'm for something to do. That,
no don't you dear pull it? Out oh, Man i'm so.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Sorry, okay in a, second just hold hold.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Old, no that might be the.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Placenta maybe we have you have you births of percent
the First, Okay i'm pointed.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Out, okay hang on a. Second i'm going to say,
no you're Not, no you're.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Not.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No oh, JEEZ i mean you were contracted him and
now you kind Of the doors are closing again like an.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Elevator no more final.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
Contractions here we. Go just. Push this is the last.
Ones you got, This.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You got.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
It he. Comes the baby's coming. OUT i MEAN i
can say.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
It oh my, gosh here we.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Go.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
TWINS i think it's. Twins it could be, twins.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
All?
Speaker 10 (26:55):
No, no it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Twins oh you false, alarm not. Twins here's metal. Paper oh,
wow well. Done NOW i can stop staring at your.
Joke go back to my. Beau it's all. Over how
(27:16):
do you feel? WELL i never asked you what the
name was going to?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Be, WELL i didn't given GIVEN i had bags of
sand around as your, baby as my baby for the,
week we're going to Call.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Sandra don't laugh at the.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Name don't laugh at the.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Name it's the name of my, child you. Bitch don't
call my nurse.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Job oh all, right we're all. Done, YEAH i think
a round of applause For. WOODS i reckon that is
one hundred Percent.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
Joe what.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Nine surgical clap in a big, day surgical clap.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
In a big jayne.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Mate, honestly, yeah so much respect for any woman who does.
That that is, well not THAT i just did, it,
obviously BUT i can't imagine more than.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
That, yeah, right that's that is so.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Intense, Great all, right, Mate well you did a brilliant.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Job we'll get you off, here AND i think plastic.
Surgery you want you for that nose?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Job jeeves.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Birth you asked on callers what you could do to
help support your partner while she was pregnant with your second,
baby a.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Fake bellycuse the exhaustion that you have from being pregnant is.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Astronomical all this, Week i'm going to have a pregnancy
belly on SO i can feel what it's like and
then better support my.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Partner, jeez is that very?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Heavy Is there's no WAY i can do this for a?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Week isn't that?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Heavy it's pulling on my?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Back? Really?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Thirty you know that's not even like ten percent of
what pregnancy actually feels.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Like it's going to be a pretty hard. Week you're
willing to put your diet on the line now as.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well we've Got Tasha jenning's Fertility nutropato nutritioness coached.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
EGGS i gotta. Go we can't have running to see
me strike a big line through. That we can't be having.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
That it's roast a.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
Chicken you do know What i'm eating that the next? Day,
oh you also said you have a triple shot, coffee
but you can't rely on.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Caffeine have you heard of The argentinian tea yerba?
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Marte you want to have your gyeba marte and there's no?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Coffee, WELL i, WASH i kind of scrubbed myself down
with a wet wine this, morning and THEN i sprayed
myself with tea tree.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Oil, oh BECAUSE i Steak mim who is.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Pregidant she does clinical preggy. Pilates she raves about.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
It this is HOW i.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Went let's do the other.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Side, Oh bill stretched in the back of your, KNOW
i can feel.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
That, Michelle, wow that is really up in.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Here so we had a bunch of pregnant women call,
up and it's about things that they actually really enjoyed
by they Were pregnantropy.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Milkshake oh, WELL i think we just try.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It bucket tropies do contain folic. Acid just so that's.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Good so at Least i'm helping the. Baby here we.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Go he's gone really. Hard oh, wow you're, right.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
All, right it's more than.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Silas, oh it means you've got a strong.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Baby go to the.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Trap it's time for your first birthday.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Class town your hands and.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Knees to get my boobs out of the.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Way you get your boobs out of the.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Way So i've wrapped the riboso scuff around the baby like.
Hammock i'm going to bed my.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Knees i'm gonna Lift, Oh, JOE i actually can't tell
you how good that.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Feels you look so.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Beautiful thank, You, joe thank you through a.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Compliment, no, no you can co mate of your GREAT
i like the undercut that you've.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
GOT i think my final piece of wisdom would just
be to really trust your.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Body, okay.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Great the, majority, obviously in a normal sort of, circumstance
are able to do it if we want.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
To this is far from. Normal it feels really weird.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
To the birth. Show how long are?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
You went?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
On oh, god he's, Gone and that's that's the way
the contractions. Work do you want to check if you're
dilating it won't.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Happen, WELL i did pass win before though.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
We'd hear from me and your partner has.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
My baby boy feeling not?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
GOOD i love you so. Much you're, Amazing like it's
actually really, nice but EMOTION.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
I love you more AND i do appreciate you trying
to understand. It does it does make a.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Difference i've got some good news for.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You, yes, yes you just trued.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yourself final.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
Contractions here we, go just. Push this is the last.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Ones gon.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
You got.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
It the baby's coming. OUT i could say, It oh my.
Gosh here we call.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
Twin cof it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
All, no it's not? Twins oh?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
False oh, wow what a show it? All instagram, TikTok,
yes will and what are you going to catch? Up
and five hours on a birth simulator woulds he might
not have been, pregnant BUT i, reckon you deserve some
sort of a medal for.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That that was that was an. Achievement thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Mate, WELL i THINK i deserve just a just a
great deal on the catch. TONIGHT i, Reckon I'm, Jess
i'm pumped for. That probably an internal thought would run,
that but, yeah it's been a taped out and again
like a utmost respects to any woman who has gone
through pregnancy into. Childbirth and then like AGAIN i was
the contractions themselves are just totally. Wild it is crazy
(33:04):
how much pain you're in and people do that for
hours and hours. Days we had a woman who calls
the said they were in labor for seven.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Days, yeah that was.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Crazy that's mad.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Madness that is completely mad.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Madness the great news is though you got a beautiful,
Baby YEAH i do.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Do if you've lost her, again she was buried under.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
IT i swept down
We'll go to the birth show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Woods has been wearing a preggy belly twelve kilo preggy
belly for five days. Today is the birth. He's been
in labor for going on four hours.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A little bit of a fart came out with that contraction.
My god, they are ramping up. He's on a birth simulator,
fully integrated birth simulator contraction right now, Woods, how are
you feeling?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hang on? Hang on?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh god, much longer.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You can see this since you're gonna chiktok wiland Woody, Well,
you'll have to ask the nurse.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Nurse how much longer has he got to go? Ten
seconds to go? Just breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Double the xhale, double the exhale. Alright, three two one,
coming down there, all right.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I mean the amazing thing is when the contraction finishes,
you're back to one hundred percent. You don't look well
when you're in it. It's like you can't I can't talk,
I can't do anything.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Which is which is it's exactly what labor is.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Lying, well, isn't it what it's all about? Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:02):
And then like it's like she goes to a different place.
When she's in the middle of a contraction.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Anyway, this has been a shocking four hours.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, okay, well there's more to come. I'm not sure
where the baby's going to come. Guys, the contractions are
ramping up.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
I think now.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think you're at about half intensity at the moment,
if I'm honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Jim's birth, you.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Asked UNC callers what you could do to help support
your partner while she was pregnant with your second baby.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
A fake bully, because the exhaustion that you have from
being pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
All this week, I'm going to have a pregnancy belly
on so I can feel what it's like and then
better support my partner.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Huge week, woods massive for your pregnant pilates. Your whole
routine has been documented Instagram TikTok. You've done such a
good job, mate, I really have.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I do appreciate that, but I do not deserve anything,
because again we've been saying all week, this is only
five percent of what pregnancy actually entails. But even though
it's only five percent, it's been really hard. It's just
been I haven't slept well all week. That's so hard
to get comfortable with a pregnancy belly on.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
It just sucks.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Every single task you do is just so much worse
and so much more frustrated. Okay, but today is the
birth it is, which is obviously very exciting. I have
more understanding now of how excited it is for a
woman to be finding out that, like the baby's coming.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, right, like you're relieve. There's relief. There's a light
at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I think about mim when you know, in those last
few weeks where which I just want this baby out
of me, even though you know.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
The birth is going to be so intense. Yeah, kind
of just like get me there.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, this baby. Well, that's what we're in right now.
Contractions can come at any moment. You are rigged up
to a birth in simulated contractions, I mean ramping up
across the day. We had to before we could draw
straws as to who would be in charge of the
birth simulator.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Analise put her hand up.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Anlys on microphone now as well, Abe, how are you
going over there?
Speaker 7 (02:58):
It's quite intense.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Gonna lie now, you're enjoying it, to be honest, you are.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You've been next to a woody all day, dishing out
as much pain as you possibly can.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah, but I think I'm doing it for everybody who's
at home going. He needs to be as legit as possible.
Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I've downloaded a Bertha.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, she's got a timer. Yeah, she's got and she's
got the exact amount of electric charge that runs through
the simulator that has been ramping up across the day.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I picked you up earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
She got in the car next to you, and it
began about five hours ago.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Okay, hang on, before we start, Before we start, I
mean rally.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You're in rally. Yep, you're okay.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
No, I just don't drive the car.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Angel, I'm through it, please, okay, doing this thing? Wow?
Good start? Okay, do you mind if we get some
lunch on the way. By the way, now that's over,
I'm gonna punch you so hard. I'm not good to
you unless I'm good to myself. You know what I mean.
Probably thought of this this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
If we go by the supermarket, you can get some
of those fun day lallies that you love.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Dal Oh.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
Okay, on one side, my godky quickly, that was a
pretty big lift.
Speaker 10 (04:14):
What happened.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
There has just been the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I went to Max very quickly.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I missed my turn. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Is that my fault?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Is it? Just focus on the road. Just came it
down back there. That'd be good. So much yelling, I
think a little more breathing, less yelling. Playlist I do.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Actually it's my birth I would like classical music.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Please, Hey sirien playing Mozart on Spotify. I'd actually prefer
it if you played Carloss and.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
This is Mozart.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hey Siri, no, Hey Siri, don't listen to him.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Hey Siri, No, Siri, don't you tell many issues?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh jeez, you're right then, I'm just gonna get up
the freeway. Okay, I sound like predatored.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So we're coming up on the supermarket. Oh sorry, sorry. Breathe, breathe, breathe.
I can't break double the XL double XL. Chop up. Okay,
hold hand, no, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Don't touch me. I thank you for your offers. I'm
sorry for rejecting the.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, that's okay. I do not need physical No, it's fine,
it's fine. I was trying to support you. It's about you.
It's not about man.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I just hope that the Goodness Hospital's got a social
worker that I can consult with afterwards my own trauma?
Speaker 5 (05:31):
What have I told you?
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I only had it on setting?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
You are kidding? Are you kidding? How long does a contraction?
So long one go for?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Contractions are two minutes apart, and they go for sixty
to ninety seconds at sixty forty.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
It's also a new record shop right here that I
wouldn't mind checking out at some stage. How could you
possibly think they're going to a record trop now? Is
a good idea again? Oxytocin you know music? Are you
gonna get me? Carlos zipa y sure? No one likes
color seeper He's incredibly popular colors. Can you put on
Dark Tree? Please? Siri? Play Carlos Cheaper Dark Trees? Please? Hey,
(06:11):
Siri play Rage against the Mission? Can I get out?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
I would like to get out of the car.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I'll walk, I walk to hospital?
Speaker 11 (06:22):
Baby?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Why do people yell in songs?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Such a good point, there's just no need to yell
in a great car ride?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It was Hey, look, you thought you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Were doing your role? Well where's the support?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Played? The music? Got the snacks? Hey?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Look, I know we're in a labor for five hours?
Five hours woulds maybe a little bit of empathy here,
a bit of a understanding, a bit of perspective from
some women who actually have been in labor.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Yeah, totally. Thirteen one o six five is the number.
This would be wild to hear. How long was your labor?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
How long you went?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Like? Oh god, he's gone and that's that's the the
contractions work. Okay, thirty one O six five, give us
a call. How long were you in labor? Four Woods
is going into his fourth hour in label. This is
fifth hour right now in labor. Hopefully the baby's coming soon.
Just breathe, baby, just breathe.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
We'll take some calls now on side. All right, there,
you're doing well. Okay, here we go. Thirteen one o
six five? Oh man, oh this is are we crowning yet?
Do you wan to check if you're dilating?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
That won't happen? Will oh man?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Who knows? I did pass?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
When before?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Before things ramp up a bit more, we thought we'd
take some calls from some women who have actually been
in labor before.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah, and how long was your labor?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Because again i've well, I've been in labor simulated labor
for four hours, and it has felt like eternity. I
just cannot imagine this for like twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Okay, let's go to Bonnie on thirty one. All there're
another contraction there, Okay, Bonnie, here, there, here, some here,
and you're just dealing with a man in labor.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
How long? How long? Any advice for him? Where you've
got him on the phone here, Bonnie, I suppose.
Speaker 12 (08:08):
I wish you all the luck, rub your lower back,
blank waters between and try to eat something between each contraction.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
How long was your labor, Bonnie?
Speaker 13 (08:17):
Oh god, it's really six hours?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Bonnie? How did you do that for so long?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (08:25):
You you just got to, Like you said, the pain
goes away between each contraction.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
He did say that once the.
Speaker 12 (08:34):
Baby is out, you forget the pain that you had.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
My wife says that she kind of talks about that
for the birth of Remy, that she's kind of forgotten
just how intense the label was. And as I'm talking
to you now, so a contraction just finished, and I'm
totally normally.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
It's crazy thanks to the call, Bonnie, Susan's called on
that and when it's six five high, Susan hello. How Yeah,
I'm honest, mate, I'm watching my friend on a birth
simulator for the last five hours.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Has been the best day of my life. What how you?
Speaker 14 (09:02):
I'm very well.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
How long was your labor, Susan? More importantly, my.
Speaker 14 (09:06):
Labor went for a quick half an hour?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Half an hour?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
So so, Susan, where was the Was the baby born
in hospital or was that like a before you got
to hospital? It was in hospital? You got to hospital
in time a very quick Susan.
Speaker 14 (09:22):
Yes, I lived light around twiddling my thumbs all day
waiting for it to come. And then they said we'll
introduce you, and I didn't even get really time to
be in inductions. That happened that half an hour later.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, whiz, there you go, and thanks to the call. Well,
who knows what this could be over shortly.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
That'd be nice Angelo, if I get the Susan treatment
right now, we'll.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Look on the treatment on your produce around a.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Lisa's doing is doing the contractions, and she's simulating a
five hour labor. So o'clock is kicking down, But I
think you've gone hour to go, big film.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Angela's caught. If I had to guess, Angela.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I assume the baby will come at prime Angela, how
long was your labor?
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Seven weeks?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
How?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Angela? How is that possible?
Speaker 12 (10:09):
I went into pre term labor and then they stopped
the labor, but the contractions kept going for seven weeks
at a hospital for five times a week to make
what dilating?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh god, Angela, that is so intense.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
It was horrible. I got to thirty eight weeks and
told him, if they don't take the baby out, then
I'm going to make it come out myself.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Totally fair enough.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Wow, So, Angela, you're a great person who asked this too.
What do you think helped you the most during a contraction?
If you had seven weeks of these things? What was
the best thing that the best go to during a contraction?
Speaker 15 (10:43):
The best go to?
Speaker 12 (10:44):
I was basically just teat packs. I was pretty much
lounge bound for seven weeks. I had a four year
old baby, three year old baby at the time you
were baby, and so it's very difficult.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You don't try into it when you can track me. Sorry, Angela,
he just got a contraction while you were talking there.
Oh yeah, any advice for him?
Speaker 12 (11:08):
No, just get the baby.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Out, get it out. That great yeah, I think he's
got another hour to go.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Angel I mean you did it for seven weeks, Angela,
He's only done it for five hours at the end
of the day.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
So yeah, no, it's really bad. Yeah, I won't have
another baby outter it.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, fair enough mate, neither Angela.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I've got another hour of births to go, guys.
Speaker 10 (11:28):
So if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Woods has been pregnant for the last five days, with
a twelve kilo preggy belly strapped onto him at all times.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Twenty four to seven. Today is the bird's been. He's
been in.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Labor for five hours. The baby just around the corner.
Woods were all very excited. I'm going to check if
you're dilating. Actually, so, I've got this glove.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
To put on. Come over, we'll get up on the bench.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Okay, don't pretending.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
Like this sort of stuff.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Alrighty, first out, We've got Alyssa. Good Alyssa.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay, I'm going to crack a can for you. I
apologize if I go into a contraction here. I just
don't know what we're going to do.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
But here we go. Here's can one.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Okay, No, he's gone out and got the can. Outfit down?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sorry, can I say here? I was a soft drink?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Sorry, Alyssa, Sorry, sorry, Lissa?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Can you hear so you hold any.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Words for Woods before he delivers the baby.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
All my labors were four hours and then three.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
Hours, so pretty quick. So he's hanging in.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Your labor would have been worse than you actually had
to deliver a baby as well, Alyssa, So yes, don't feel.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sorry for me.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Is that we surgically implanted a baby and you last
night where he slept?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Is that right? Will be a life?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Wow? Modern Ebon, he's called on thirteen one and six five.
I'm got to check your dilation shortly, Ebony, thirteen one.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And six five?
Speaker 12 (13:08):
Hi, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeap? So well? You want to pay? Can you hear it? Yes?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
I do?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Okay? Woods? You got can all?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Right?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Here we go one hundred bucks? I can here? Is can? One?
Speaker 12 (13:28):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (13:33):
Soft drink?
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Bad?
Speaker 15 (13:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
What is going down? The contraction? Can you hear it?
Son't be holder for you? Have you given birth?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Air?
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You understand what Woods is going through?
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Have you given birth? Do you understand what Woods is
going through?
Speaker 14 (13:47):
In here?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (13:48):
I have never given birth, but I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
To Oh nice, let's plenty look forward to right, Woods, it's.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
The most beautiful thing you can do in life.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Let's go to on thirteen one and six five, and
you're here to play? Can you hear it?
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Angela, Angela, Angela, you're here to play? Can you hear it?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (14:08):
Yes I am?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And all right, well let's get into it before Woods
has another contraction.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Woods, Yeah, yeah, you're still good. Ye No, here we
go can one for you, and here we go.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Soft drink.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
And could need some money on the board's one hundred
bucks of can at the moment, everyone.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
The earth it is and let's go straight to can
too because I might go into a contraction here it is.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Said and bus how often are the contractions coming?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
And I was going to defer to junior producer Analyze.
She's in charge of the birth.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Simulator every two to three minutes, every.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Two to three minutes at the moment, are they right?
I feels like they are coming faster than that.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Okay, so we're on a roll here Andre, can we
let's go for number three?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Oh god, he's down, and he's down. He won't be
doing CAN three. That's all right, I've got some emergency cans.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
That one looking vicious. All right, here we go and.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
Can three.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Soft drink bad like?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And that was a sorry, And he's going thirty one
and six' five and other. Contracts you could come in any,
minute so and any.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Advice To ward to be. Given simulating pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Contractions junior Producer analyse has volunteered as tribute to be
in charge of the.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Contractions but you're taking this very.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Seriously, Yes i've taken this very.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Seriously i've taken it amongst my among, MYSELF i know upon.
Myself excuse me to make sure that we are stimulating
as real life pregnancy.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Labor and you're saying to me just in the song
that we're actually at a transition point right, now, yeah, right.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
A transition point where contractions come usually every one and
a half to two. Minutes they usually last for about
sixty to ninety.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Seconds.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Wow, Okay and the intensity of the attractions has gone,
up is that?
Speaker 9 (16:01):
Right?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Yeah, Yeah so we started at a level four this,
morning we're now sitting at a five to.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Seven oh, wow, okay now we're out of seven woods,
breathe here we, go there's that.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Breath and that's a.
Speaker 14 (16:12):
Minute, well.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Done oh. Nice, okay all, right can you hear?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It we're?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Paying can you?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Here?
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Alright Got, Laura, laura you're ALSO i shouldn't say also.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Pregnant you're, Pregnant.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
Laura, Yeah i'm twenty three weeks, pregnant and you're making
me very.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Nervous don't don't be. Nervous i'm soft as. Butter you'll
be absolutely. Fine it's the most beautiful, thing and you'll
have a beautiful.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Baby at the end of. Yours it's all so worth,
it it's all part of.
Speaker 15 (16:44):
It.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
True your pain is also nothing like.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
That, yes, yeah that.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Is that is on, Me.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Laura my white wife is also twenty three weeks, pregnant, Though.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Laura so, yeah that's. Awesome but let's wing you some.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Cash all.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Right here is hand one for one hundred dollars soft.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Drink, Nice, Laura well, Done, laura great, work one hundred.
Bucks that's.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Awesome let's go straight to can too for two hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Dollars two hundred.
Speaker 13 (17:21):
Dollars, yes, yes oh, god contractions, Struck oh.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
My, god being nearly out of the. Desk all, right oh,
wow he'll be down for a bit, There. Laura i'll
do can three for, you, mate don't, worry just breathe woulds,
breathe ah b that was a Bill, laura, right, work
(18:00):
she's on the, fire so he's woody.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
At the, Moment i'm still, Going oh, yeah it's six
sixty to ninety second contractions at the. Moment can For?
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Laura soft?
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Drink Nice. Laura how much have you got?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Now is that can't force for four hundred? Dollars oh my, god,
mate what a Great. Friday what are you gonna call your?
Baby we got.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Three possible net girl.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
Names it's a.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
GIRL i both. Girls it's. Great it's a great.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Thing, yeah that's good about the. Teenagers what's he done
with your? Contraction i'm just recovering a little.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Bit can fine for.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Her BECAUSE i couldn't really listen WHILE i was in my.
Contraction how's she? Going she's up to can?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Fine Oh, laura you're on Five, laura can five for
five hundred? Bucks seer Soft.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Laura that's a soft.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Drink, sorry that's all, Good thank.
Speaker 15 (19:10):
You that's.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Amazing, absolutely you're, pregnant Because, princier have you been Following?
Woods have been following along With woods's pregnancy over the last.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
Week, Yeah i've been watching the videos.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Today it's been pretty.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Much BECAUSE i, mean obviously someone who is actually. Pregnant
has it been like encouraging or has it been like
have YOU a lot of the comments have been, like
oh my, GOD i can't believe, you this is only.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Ten percent of what birth actually, is.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Etcetera are you feeling the same way or has it
just been nice to see another guy actually try and
get a feeling for what you guys go.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
Through, OH i love.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
IT i would love to do it to my partner
and let him feel it for a little.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
BIT i can send, You, YEAH i can send you
the twelve.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Kilo, NO i don't THINK i want to.
Speaker 15 (19:53):
Ask you've been on the bike and.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Whatnot, yeah he's had to hear off the sweat every.
Day sticks he has a.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Shower, laura good luck for your. Prectancy we're living on that. Note, Wood,
hey great to meet.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
You make good luck for the. Birth thank you. All
it's a.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Live birth here On willing whatdy half an hour to
go to the baby's due that'll be a five hour.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Labor it's been a Big friday For. WOODS i feel
that your hair is starting to get static from the
amount of electricity going through your.
Speaker 10 (20:18):
Body why would you say that to?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Me tell, Me i'm.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Beautiful jim's Birth labor And Birth lifestar callers what you
could do to help support your partner while she was
pregnant with your second?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Baby fake belly because the exhaustion that you have from
being pregnant is.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Astronomical all this, Week i'm gonna have a pregnancy belly
on SO i can feel what it's like and then
better support my.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Partner Alrighty, woods you've been in labor. Out you wore
the belly all. Week five days of wearing the.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Belly you stink and. Showered that's.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Good let's. Go let's get the baby.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Look before we, do, THOUGH i thought we'd hear From,
mim your partner who is actually, pregnant and she's been
away all week while you've been going through, this so
it must be special for you guys to reconnect during
this such a special.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Moment we have.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Been calling each other.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Off there you're, Going, Mim i'm.
Speaker 15 (21:11):
Good how's my baby boy?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Feeling not?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Good not going that well at?
Speaker 15 (21:15):
All AND i don't know why this makes me so
happy to hear.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're loving.
Speaker 15 (21:21):
THIS i am it's so, good he, said he's got
what you've done five.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Days but, yeah only five, Days, yeah only five And
i'm not getting the hormones and yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15 (21:31):
Yeah you've done more than a lot of other, people
AND i will appreciate. That, okay, yeah but, Yeah i've
been having a hard time on holidays, too you, know.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
So, yeah of course you, No, well good chance to tell, you,
MIM i love you so.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Much you're, Amazing like it's actually really, nice but you.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Know what's going.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
On it's.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's just so amazing that you went through all of,
this and you, know you gave me the gift Of
remy AND i just love her so.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Much and you're. Amazing, WELL i did more than.
Speaker 15 (22:08):
You, still just remember that.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
His eyes out on pulling his eyes out of on
the on the, mess and this is what we. Get
he's a. MESS i love.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
YOU i love you more AND i do appreciate you
trying to understand. It does it does make a difference
that you go more above and.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Beyond now more above and.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Beyond oh, yeah absolutely.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
MORE i bought us a belly swing, too.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Amazing, yeah, yeah so we can get the belly swing
in the garage.
Speaker 15 (22:39):
As long As will's are not involved BECAUSE i saw
that video AND i don't trust that.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Man, yeah neither DO. I no one, should no one
know the.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Person you shouldn't be trusting his analytes who's been in
charge of the contractions.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
After she seems.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Sneaky she's the.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Absolute angel of death on that thing over. There she's
been literally.
Speaker 14 (22:55):
Strapped you've got, this.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, no he's got a safe he's got to we will.
Hear oh, yeah this is not. Fun it's not. GOOD
i might have to.
Speaker 15 (23:15):
YOU i mean it's great for.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
ME i think everyone is enjoying. It women out there
would be loving. It, man they love. Me i'm just
gonna go and check the donation because nothing can. Happen, surely, baby, surely.
Surely oh, wow there has a. Been it is very.
Weird i'm just sitting here staring juke.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Pretending it's it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Junking it's not, junking, baby.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Mate i've got some good news for.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
You, yes but you've just trued.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Yourself you see tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Man good?
Speaker 14 (23:56):
Bye all, right.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Guys instagram chiktok, bro what if you wanna check this?
OUT i can see her, head, yes and, no that's
not the head of a.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Baby it's going to be happening up. Next he gives.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Birth would have been giving birth or giving carrying a
twelve kilo belly for the last five.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Days today he gives, birth gives birth post five hours of,
labor and it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Appears cook me If i'm, wrong but the birthing simulated
my front out of juice at the critical.
Speaker 15 (24:37):
Moment.
Speaker 10 (24:41):
At what is going?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
On you need some more. Batteries it should be a
spare over.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
There, oh here we, go fresh, bats fresh, bats fresh.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Juice oh, no she's, good she's got. It it's. Back oh,
no oh, wow it's. Back she's.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Back she's back with the. EDGES i, reckon she's putting
it in an extra pepper that because because wow What,
okay here we, go. Mane these are the final contractions
are And i'm gonna come over there and make.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
SURE i catch this baby for.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
You, yeah, okay all, Right so where it's coming you
can see.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
It, well you, would you, would you would your three
centimeters dilated before the, Song so come and check it.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Out when one, push give me a, Push give me
a push if you, can, please beautiful little bit? More,
okay all, right all, right he's, up he's. Up just,
breathe just be he's up. There, no it's not. Coming
(25:40):
that might be the wrong way. AROUND i need to flip.
Speaker 10 (25:43):
It we'll go it.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Out how do you flip a? Baby can we take
some phones on? That thirty one to six? Five how
do you flip?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
This just grab a, foot crab a. Foot i'm not
gonna pull it, out, Mate i'm for something to do. That,
no don't you dear pull it? Out oh, Man i'm so.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Sorry, okay in a, second just hold hold.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Old, no that might be the.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Placenta maybe we have you have you births of percent
the First, Okay i'm pointed.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Out, okay hang on a. Second i'm going to say,
no you're Not, no you're.
Speaker 15 (26:12):
Not.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
No oh, JEEZ i mean you were contracted him and
now you kind Of the doors are closing again like an.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Elevator no more final.
Speaker 10 (26:24):
Contractions here we. Go just. Push this is the last.
Ones you got, This.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
You got.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
It he. Comes the baby's coming. OUT i MEAN i
can say.
Speaker 11 (26:35):
It oh my, gosh here we.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Go.
Speaker 10 (26:47):
TWINS i think it's. Twins it could be, twins.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (26:52):
All?
Speaker 10 (26:55):
No, no it's not.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Twins oh you false, alarm not. Twins here's metal. Paper oh,
wow well. Done NOW i can stop staring at your.
Joke go back to my. Beau it's all. Over how
(27:16):
do you feel? WELL i never asked you what the
name was going to?
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Be, WELL i didn't given GIVEN i had bags of
sand around as your, baby as my baby for the,
week we're going to Call.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Sandra don't laugh at the.
Speaker 10 (27:34):
Name don't laugh at the.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Name it's the name of my, child you. Bitch don't
call my nurse.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Job oh all, right we're all. Done, YEAH i think
a round of applause For. WOODS i reckon that is
one hundred Percent.
Speaker 15 (28:03):
Joe what.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Nine surgical clap in a big, day surgical clap.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
In a big jayne.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Mate, honestly, yeah so much respect for any woman who does.
That that is, well not THAT i just did, it,
obviously BUT i can't imagine more than.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
That, yeah, right that's that is so.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Intense, Great all, right, Mate well you did a brilliant.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Job we'll get you off, here AND i think plastic.
Surgery you want you for that nose?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Job jeeves.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Birth you asked on callers what you could do to
help support your partner while she was pregnant with your second,
baby a.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Fake bellycuse the exhaustion that you have from being pregnant is.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Astronomical all this, Week i'm going to have a pregnancy
belly on SO i can feel what it's like and
then better support my.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Partner, jeez is that very?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Heavy Is there's no WAY i can do this for a?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Week isn't that?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Heavy it's pulling on my?
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Back? Really?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Thirty you know that's not even like ten percent of
what pregnancy actually feels.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Like it's going to be a pretty hard. Week you're
willing to put your diet on the line now as.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Well we've Got Tasha jenning's Fertility nutropato nutritioness coached.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
EGGS i gotta. Go we can't have running to see
me strike a big line through. That we can't be having.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
That it's roast a.
Speaker 12 (29:18):
Chicken you do know What i'm eating that the next? Day,
oh you also said you have a triple shot, coffee
but you can't rely on.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Caffeine have you heard of The argentinian tea yerba?
Speaker 12 (29:27):
Marte you want to have your gyeba marte and there's no?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Coffee, WELL i, WASH i kind of scrubbed myself down
with a wet wine this, morning and THEN i sprayed
myself with tea tree.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Oil, oh BECAUSE i Steak mim who is.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Pregidant she does clinical preggy. Pilates she raves about.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
It this is HOW i.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Went let's do the other.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Side, Oh bill stretched in the back of your, KNOW
i can feel.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
That, Michelle, wow that is really up in.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Here so we had a bunch of pregnant women call,
up and it's about things that they actually really enjoyed
by they Were pregnantropy.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Milkshake oh, WELL i think we just try.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It bucket tropies do contain folic. Acid just so that's.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Good so at Least i'm helping the. Baby here we.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Go he's gone really. Hard oh, wow you're, right.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
All, right it's more than.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Silas, oh it means you've got a strong.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Baby go to the.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Trap it's time for your first birthday.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Class town your hands and.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Knees to get my boobs out of the.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Way you get your boobs out of the.
Speaker 8 (30:42):
Way So i've wrapped the riboso scuff around the baby like.
Hammock i'm going to bed my.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Knees i'm gonna Lift, Oh, JOE i actually can't tell
you how good that.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Feels you look so.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
Beautiful thank, You, joe thank you through a.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Compliment, no, no you can co mate of your GREAT
i like the undercut that you've.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
GOT i think my final piece of wisdom would just
be to really trust your.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Body, okay.
Speaker 8 (31:09):
Great the, majority, obviously in a normal sort of, circumstance
are able to do it if we want.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
To this is far from. Normal it feels really weird.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
To the birth. Show how long are?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
You went?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
On oh, god he's, Gone and that's that's the way
the contractions. Work do you want to check if you're
dilating it won't.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Happen, WELL i did pass win before though.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
We'd hear from me and your partner has.
Speaker 15 (31:33):
My baby boy feeling not?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
GOOD i love you so. Much you're, Amazing like it's
actually really, nice but EMOTION.
Speaker 15 (31:43):
I love you more AND i do appreciate you trying
to understand. It does it does make a.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Difference i've got some good news for.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
You, yes, yes you just trued.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yourself final.
Speaker 10 (31:55):
Contractions here we, go just. Push this is the last.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Ones gon.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
You got.
Speaker 11 (32:01):
It the baby's coming. OUT i could say, It oh my.
Gosh here we call.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
Twin cof it.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
All, no it's not? Twins oh?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
False oh, wow what a show it? All instagram, TikTok,
yes will and what are you going to catch? Up
and five hours on a birth simulator woulds he might
not have been, pregnant BUT i, reckon you deserve some
sort of a medal for.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That that was that was an. Achievement thank you.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Mate, WELL i THINK i deserve just a just a
great deal on the catch. TONIGHT i, Reckon I'm, Jess
i'm pumped for. That probably an internal thought would run,
that but, yeah it's been a taped out and again
like a utmost respects to any woman who has gone
through pregnancy into. Childbirth and then like AGAIN i was
the contractions themselves are just totally. Wild it is crazy
(33:04):
how much pain you're in and people do that for
hours and hours. Days we had a woman who calls
the said they were in labor for seven.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Days, yeah that was.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Crazy that's mad.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Madness that is completely mad.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Madness the great news is though you got a beautiful,
Baby YEAH i do.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Do if you've lost her, again she was buried under.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
IT i swept down
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