May 7, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Danie West has stormed out of an interview with Piers Morgan.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
La La Lady Street Lace. Oh he was good.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh he was so good. He was so I don't
know what's going on with him right now. He's in
a weird spot right now, Kanye. But anyway, obviously still
a huge moment, a huge get for Piers Morgan, who's
a who's a British TV host to secure an interview
with the one and only Kanye West. Kanye wasn't willing
to go into the studio though, Will, but he was
(00:44):
happy to do an interview over video link from his
balcony in Majorca in Spain. So, I mean, the image
itself is very it's it's he's sitting there in black
leather pants, a black hoodie and sunglasses with the beautiful Mayorca,
Spain behind him, and then sitting to.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
His left one of the Balyric islands. Yes, two his
left goes without say two. He is left is a
majority of the large island Mayorka. There's Minorca as well,
which is the smaller one.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, two is left. He's got this. I've never seen
this guy before in my life. But he's sitting next
to a guy called Sneako or Schneikohno, and Schneiko is
just in the cricket. Yeah, I think similar name to that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But this guy called Schniko is sitting there and I
think he's just an online content creator and they're just
doing stuff together, Karn and him, karnate him. So it's
the two of them sitting there and they're live on
a video link. Piers to Piers Morgan, the reason that
Kanye storms out of this interview, I think you'll all
find very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, so let's play.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
The audio on X You've got thirty two million followers,
so you're one of the most followed people.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Wait, you're not going to take inches off my deck.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bro's thirty three million now, so congratulations, you're bigger following
than I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Now, congratulations, your information is correct. You know I'm a gift, bro.
Why do all you people in media act like you
haven't played my songs at your weddings or graduations like
that nuance right there? It's it's idiotic. It just shows
the hate that you put out for people that put
love respect.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I haven't said anything.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, now you're not taking accountability. No, no, sir, this
is what you get for now. We could circle back
when you can count.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And then it leaves, so he storms and then Schniko
Schniko is just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, the Schneikman's left and the is just sitting there.
But he left one of them with Piers with a gant.
We don't have any audio. So Piers goes, where's he going?
And Schniko goes, He's just got work to do. I
didn't realize he was going to storm off. I think
that's it Peers. And then the interview because he got
(02:59):
so he got he said thirty two million followers rather
than thirty three million he has.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, he's stormed down.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Inches of my dick.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
It is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think it's the pettiest reason to storm out. I
think I've ever heard a stage.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It always sounds stage like that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
To be honest with you, with everything, Kane, I have
no idea he was coming through it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We remembering that he is like a preppy kid from Lost. Yeah,
if you ever see young clips of Kanye wrapping, he's
always wearing like Ralph Uran. He tries to put this
image out that he's like from the streets and stuff.
He's got the gold tea, he's got from quite a
wealthy upbringing. He's got he's always had, spoilt brad energy.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, he's got the gold teeth now.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But I won't diss him because I'm not going to
pretend they couldn't plays song at my graduation or birthing video.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So don't pretend like you don't listen to my music
remembering the funerals anyway, I just want to focus on
storm mats here because.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I nice, wow, storm well done, clever, beautiful storm outs.
That's class.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't know what it is about a stormat, but
I always find them very funny. So thirteen one oh
six five is our number. Just give us a call
with stories about storm outs.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm coming for you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm coming for you early because there is a story,
famous stat that I love to regale, and it was you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You're on I wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're in Europe on holiday with some friends, your partner,
and without going to the ditty gritty, you're effectively playing
a card game. You were unhappy with how the card
game played out. It led to a storm out. You
had a you had a dinner booking at a like
a very very nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You're in Europe. This is a rare book to Michelin
Star restaurant.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's got it's got a chef's hat, right.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then you, because you're still angry after the card game,
you chose to stand outside the restaurant in the pouring range.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's refusing to walk into the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's right, that's right, Yep, and then yep, and then yep,
that was right.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's no, there's nothing you can say, well, there's nothing
you can.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well, actually it's quirt off.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I I.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I actually walked up for the restaurant of the steps,
and my friend said to me, what do you get, Like,
just I don't think you can do this anymore. This
is embarrassing. So I walked up to the restaurant and
I requested that my partner come out and meet me
in the rain for a duel in the streets. No, no, no,
just like I just wanted to say to her, like
this is you know. So she walked outside and I said, look,
just because I was getting angry at the fact that
(05:31):
Sem was getting too competitive in board games, says the
guy standing outside in the rain because he lost. But
I said to her, come outside and talk to me.
So she carrotside and I said, I think I'm done
with this competitiveness thing of yours. You're going to drop it.
And she said, well that's who I am, so if
you don't like, you can f off, and then she
walked back into the restaurant and left me in the ring.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Wow, I have so much more, so much more of
respect for your That was a good storm off.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That was a good one. That's a good stole was
a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Another one that comes to mind for me. A friend
of mine, Joe I.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Actually I can't remember what the reason was for this stormat,
but there was a disagreement and he decided that a
stormmat was necessary, so he went to go on storm
out and it was one of those slide doors. Oh yeah,
I think in the heat of emotion, you just you
don't see things. And he thought a slide door was
a pushdoor, so he went to push and then realized
(06:21):
it's He pushed twice and everyone kind of starts laughing
a little bit, and then he go he realized it's
a slide door. But he's so angry at this point
that he managed to slide the whole door off the rails,
so this door has been flying. Then he felt quite
guilty about that, so he then didn't storm off and
helped fix the door.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Slide doors are bad for a storm out. I'd never
go as well. Found me to walk straight into the
slide door.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh brilliant. Did the stormat fail for you? Did you
see someone fail a storm out? I love them. I've
watched it in excess of twelve to thirteen times.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
If if you miss me playing the audio just before,
I'll play it again and for you after we take
some calls first on other storm outs.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We've got Ben here, Benny. This was a storm out
when you were in high school?
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Yes, not by me, but by one of the classmates.
So he had an absolute rough morning. Decided is not
having anyone like talking back to So goes the storm out,
absolutely launches the door. It gets about, you know, ten
centimeters off, slamming, and it stopped and then soft closes,
(07:34):
no impact. Everyone's absolutely erupted. It's just pissed himself laughing.
He's not having that, so he goes to kick the
window and just bounced off and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let it's very good. It makes that embarrassing noise.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And then yeah we got Steve.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Now, Steve storm outs, we're good mate. What do you
got for us?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
It was a camera golf club a guy, prestigious club,
guy playing a ground, having a terrible one, got to
the water hole and throw through two balls into the
water and then spat it through the whole bag of
golf clubs into the water and stormed off into.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The car bar wall, the whole bag, the whole bag.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Funny parties as as a kid, you know you and
get kids on golf courses hanging around the water holes.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Look at the balls.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, he stood there.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
And went, hey, does that mean I can have these?
He doesn't want them, So he waded in the water
and picked the bag up, and someone he's coming back.
So he dropped the bag and jumped back out of
the water. The guy stormed back in, lifted his bag up, unlifted,
got his keys out for his car, through the bag
back in the water and fumed off again.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We're on the eve of a new pope being elected.
Woods conclave lock in. Well it could I think it
could be because we've got to get some new chanting
that's not the Halo music. But but look, for all
we know, that's what they could be doing.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
They might be in there.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You might walk in. You've locked the doors and it's
just you walk in. There's because it's very secret, not
allowed in. But for anyone that gets a peep, as
far as I'm going said, there could just be a
haze of smokes, empty pizza boxes and maybe who knows
who is going on, because they could all be they
could all be mugging out on the couch. If I
(09:26):
got just a dense ash tray and they've got the
sixty four out, maybe who knows. I mean, that's what
I used to do back in the day, a seven
up Mario cut for the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Boys who lets a soft drink each a couple of
crown Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Mean, and in in Thisstine chapel as well. I mean
I imagine they got it up on the big skirt
of the projector going oh soll that's a great Arte's right.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Honestly, it looks like the best time of your life. Again.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well for these guys, they're fifty years out of probably
ever having a bender or any sort of lock in
and right now one of the richest institutions in the
world is about to fly them in business class from
whichever nursing home they're currently in, meet all their buddies
and get unlimited food and drink for a week.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Some of these go for yeah, so again, so just
get so if you're at cardinal level, yep, that's all
you get.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You get, you get the airfes like an Australian idol.
You've got an air fit.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, you come into the system. Here, you drink tokens
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Awesome? Or what are they are they packing a bag?
Pack a bag?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh well, they all were the same thing the whole time.
But yeah, they probably do robes in them.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you've got to say to your family, guys, I'm
off very important duty.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I've got to go into a lot end it is.
It's sacred with all of.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
My good mates because we're all going to we've got to.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Go and I've got to go and have a chat
about who the next pope. And then the trick is
whenever they invented this seven hundred and fifty years ago
conclave or actually from the Latin comclave, which means with
key because they literally had to lock them in there.
They were like, because otherwise, because it used to be
a very very politic called decision as to who the
pope was going to because if you're a pope, you're
(11:02):
pretty much in charge of Europe. So they were like,
you guys can decide, but nobody can influence you. So
it's got to be And they were like, oh, yeah, no, no,
we've got to be locked away and no one can
come in because we can't be influenced. In other words,
locking boys lock in. And so I'm right and say
the only person that's in and out is the drug
dealer as far as I'm concerned, Like for obviously the
(11:26):
drugs are made because the elderly, so as pills. Well,
speaking of the age factor, so there's two hundred and
fifty cardinals that are alive today, right, but those over
the age of eighty are barred from voting. And that's
because the last time they locked the eighty year olds
in there, when they opened the doors, seven of them
have died. Oh no, you're kidding. Yeah, I am kidding.
(11:47):
That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But it's a risk. It's obviously a risk, Yeah, it risk.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Rock up, how many, how many made it through? So
they've got to get that one piping bit pretty oud,
you're dad dead ones.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
First, and if they've got a two, they've got to
get a two third majority.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Right, two thirds majority, so two thirds majority. So remember,
and it's communicated again via smoke signals. I mean, come on, boys,
who wants to go and literally puff in the chymney?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And am I am I right in saying that they
only vote twice a day, so their only responsibility in
a day they vote once in the morning, they go,
do we get two thirds?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No smoke signal? And then they break for ten hours?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Well right, everyone three times again at four and then
they made it four they vote again, and so obviously
at that point they're also going, let's all just work
together here, let's not get a two thirds majority, because
then the locking end.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I reckon for the first few votes is don't give up.
They're just drawing dicking balls on all their papers.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
John Travolta right voted John Travolta, you know he's not eligible?
Was that you, Terry? Come on?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Would we are currently doing some business to secure some billboards.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Let's get down.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Let's get down.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Okay, So if you're not across this, Well, we don't
really have any billboards promoting our radio show.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, it's not part of the strategy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's fine, But we're just kind of thought, how can
we get on some billboards because it actually would be
quite advantageous for the show, I think, to get some
promotion generally the way that.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Works, there are a lot of other radio shows that
they're doing it. They're all getting them, they're doing it.
So I understand that. Yeah, so people who get paid
significantly more than us, who claim a bit more of
the advertising revenue, I get. We get that. We totally
get it. We hold up an end. We're Glenn McGraths
serk in nineteen ninety six oneundred percent put us down
an end. We're economical.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
We love the strategy. Yeah, but I think we can
sneak our way onto some billboards.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So again, if you're not across this, I've had this
idea that, you know, other companies are paying for these
huge billboards, right, what if we offered ourselves as free
models for them, and then we can kind of share the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Billboard with them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yep, Glowbird Energy said, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Will you and me are going to with Glowbird Energy
be on one hundred billboards nationally, but we're not models.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
How can it be to spinal show the billboards?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
How good is that? There's a lot of me just you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
We've got your belly and I can't change that, can I? Well,
it's been signed off. One that is logged in. You
can't really see your face. Absolutely, they're not happy. No,
they've signed off on it. Well, everyone's happy. And the
more I look at it, the more I like it.
I think it is kind of funny that you're completely covered. Yeah,
I did find it funny.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It is very funny, but it's very good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I've slept on it. Ah, and I fully appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think being on a billboard and having you canpletely
covered by the Glowbird Energy tagline, yeah, probably probably not
advantageous for the show.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You know, I'm a show first guy, always show first.
So I just thought today.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I've got the number of Anthony, who's effectively like a
marketing slash art director at Glowbird.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Let's just like a little bit of biz. So if
you can get it tweaked, okay, take my lead.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Hello, this is Anthony.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Good Anthony, how am mate, this is Woody from Will
and Woody.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Hey, Woody, I'm good. How are you, mate?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Good?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Good? Good to put a voice to the email.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
We've we've exchanged a couple of emails in the last yeah,
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Bit a bit of bizz over the email.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Yes we have indeed, awesome, awesome, a little going there.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, great mate, awesome, awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And can I just say once again, there's bloody excited
for the opportunity to be sharing billboards with you all
around the country. Will's here, by the way, I know
you haven't obviously haven't met Will.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Anthony.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hey, well, how's it going, good mate?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (15:57):
We were just I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
We're just looking at the the prototype the billboard that
you you sent across that I signed up.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Love it, obviously love it.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
But I showed Will and a few other people here
at the team, and there was just a little bit
of concern about the fact that Will is completely covered
by your tagline.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Right, but that was your direction, right.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, no, I wouldn't say I don't Well, that's not
how I recall it, Anthony.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Yeah, do you think I've misinterpreted your your instruction?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I wouldn't say that absolutely I wouldn't. I would not
question that at all.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Anthony did would he tell you to cover me with
your slogan? Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, sorry, Sorry, what happens.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
That's a negative.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's negative at the end of the day, Like Anthony,
we knew your your tagline get award winning energy.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It had to go somewhere.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's a non negotiable for you guys.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Yeah, of course that was the issue that the format
of the photo just didn't quite work with where the taglines.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, so look we had to lose all of you, Will,
that's kind of where we got to.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, a couple of honest businessmen going at
each other here with respect, Anthony. I was just wondering,
is there any chance that you and Globbird are open
to maybe a massaging in a slightly different direction, just
making a couple of tweaks to the current to the
current billboard we've got.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
I guess I have to set aside a bit more
time to work on it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm actually thinking that Will and I could maybe do
like take some new photos, like fresh photos. We'll get
them to you a sap, just so we can both
get the ROI that we're after. Because we're all chasing
those KP eyes at the end of the day.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
Wow, you know what the lingo, thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I think it's not a bad idea. I don't know
because obviously you've seen the photo as well, Anthony, and
what he does look like a bit of an nob
so business lingo there for you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What's the deadline? When would we need to get these
photo to you house?
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Monday?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I reckon, we could do monday. I reckon, we could
do it monday.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Done.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
That's great. At another shot, yeah, yeah, but I mean
we don't have a lot of time to make this happen,
so so next time around, it's just going to be
whatever it's going to.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Be, circling back on Monday, take it offline. Take it.
We're going to take it offline. Thanks for the chout
out to We'll get mate, mate vie. It worent pretty well?
Speaker 13 (18:28):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, a studio we did a photographer bang by Monday?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Is that with you? You doing that?
Speaker 12 (18:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I'll do that that.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I want to know if you grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Absolutely, if you give us a cracking call, could be
a two hundred dollars strike bowling voucher. In there before
our best prize in radio, no doubt about it. We
got Christine here on thirteen one O six or five. Christine,
this happened to your brother grab the wrong one?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah, hi hi Hi, so yeah sorry, there's as where
a Brella cordial used to look exactly the same as
the brown vinegar.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
So my little brother thought he would be smart and
squat them out one day and I went and decided
I'd have a nice big glasses, asked Brella cordial and
cold water and yeah. When I thought it out, went
and sort of to have a nice big drink and
got a mouthful of vinegar.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You see, it might be ahead of your time, though
all the the influencers are drinking vinegar.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I think it's good for your digestive system.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I actually got home one night from a night out
with a friend of mine. I was quite young, and
he too back to We went back to his place
and he was like, mate, do you want a glass
of really nice whiskey? And I was like whoa And
he was like, look, I know where dad's whiskeys are
going to it or supporter us both a glass of
whiskey I tasted. I was like, this is the most
disgusting thing we've ever had. Like I know that I
(19:57):
don't like whiskey ever had left the glasses the table.
Found out the next morning that his dad knew that
we were going to come home and swapped.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well played.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Christie's called this is your partner who grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
Yeah, so you're leaving a concert one night and he's
turned around to some lady and smacked her on the
ars and has gone heyday.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
And my mum was the one to tell him say,
that's not.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No wrong barb, good story, wrong bumb. I've been there
shocking time. What's that wrong bumb? Go on, Belinda?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, no, sorry Bin?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Did you grab the wrong bumb at a music festival?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Did you? Was total stranger, total strangers.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Even worse actually good friend? Oh yeah mate, thought it
was believe it was full growth. Oh Belinda's called thirty
one six five. I've grabbed your ass, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know I do a very firm bottom. There's no
way mistake my bum for your partner.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Linda, Hi, your son, your son grabbed the wrong one?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What evened?
Speaker 14 (21:09):
So during COVID, he was about in grade four and
I was racing to Cole's on our way to school,
and he said, oh, Mom, can I please get some
hand sanitizer? And I said, of course, race down to
the aisle. I've got to get what I get. We'll
meet it at the checkout. So he got his hand sanitizer.
I got my stuff. We raised to school. Anyway. At
(21:30):
the end of the year, he bought all his school
supplies home that he didn't use anyway. He left on
the kitchen bench. Anyway, came out an hour later and
there was some lubricants half used, and.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I'm like, jeez.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
So I said to my husband, nah, I didn't buy that,
and he goes, well, I didn't buy it, and I said, well,
one of us have because it's half used and it's
on the bench. At that point, my son came out.
He gets, no, Mom, that's my hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He spent the whole year at school loubing in hands
rather than and.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Even better, it was on his desk. So the teacher's wondering,
just like.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Maths, very very shortly, the action movie to end all
action movies, the final mission Impossible. Every mission has led
to this, and to celebrate, we're giving one of you
one hundred thousand dollars. You impossible. Every mission has led
(22:39):
to this Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The final Reckoning in cinemas May seventeen. William wooded some
peg here your time starts.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Wow, Hey, wow. I mean, you know it's legit. When
Simon peggs there could be ai who knows these days,
But I've seen the footage that he's actually Simon Peck.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It looks good to peg.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I thought he looked bad actually, but it looks a
bit older than I thought. But anyway, look looks fit,
looks real fit. So mission impossible. Yeah, the final Reckoning
in cinemas May seventeen. We're very excited, We're very big
Mission impossible. Fans saw some footage last night of Tom
Cruise in a vault somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Not to show off, but we're seeing an advanced screen
in this Friday. Pretty pumped about.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It, Pretty bloody excited. I mean, obviously finger jukes everyone.
The really exciting thing about this whole movie, naturally, is
he does all of his own studs. You know, there's
going to be some ridiculous stuff in there. But most excitingly,
as I said, someone with one hundred grand woulds just
by following along all the missions we're going to do
in the lead up to the film release.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, so did our first mission last week. The mission
was to change a password, but I was doing that
iconic mission Impossible scene where I was from the wire
from a roof.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, in a volt Yeah, slash a card puck.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Little tushy boy Eskimation twenty two.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So all we had to do to go in the
running tween one hundred thousand dollars was watch that video
for starters Instagram, TikTok, Will and Woody and then answer
the question what did I change my password too?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He so people obviously answered that question. Only one person
that can go in the draw off this mission. There
are more missions to come though, guys. So the next
mission is tomorrow. We're doing that tomorrow another mission.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, so there'll be someone going to the draw off
the back of each mission.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All the names were put in a system. A name
has been picked. I mean, if you're listening that we
might be about.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
To call you very exciting, very exciting. Whoever is called
after each mission. So, as you said, there'll be three
entries in total, three missions, three entries. Yep. That gives
them a one in three chance of winning one hundred
thousand dollars. That's a pretty good phone call to gain
and get better than that. I think we've chosen someone yep.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And randomly selected.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Givem a call now, Just give you guys a chance
to go and get your phone. You might have left
your phone somewhere. Run get your phone because we might be.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Calling you to call you. And word is that look,
I mean you heard we had access to something peg
before word is Tom Cruise is going to be involved in.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This very limited time.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But we've got a direct line to New York where
Tom is. Hopefully it can be actually Tom who announces
who is in the Druid, and that'd be really special.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We might be about to call you right now.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
That's right, new mission tomorrow, I believe. So all hope
he's not lost for you guys, still two more chances
to get in that hraorda win one hundred grand before
we do call Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I believe her name is giving it away.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Well before we call her, just to confirm Tom Cruise
is the one who's going to tell us she's in
the drawer. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
We're not We're going to have to cross live to
New York. We've been told that he's on standby.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Obviously a very busy guy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, but I think it's gonna be a pretty special
moment when you know, Tom was actually announces that she's
in the drawers and dollars.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Okay, Hally Kelsey is speaking.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hey Kelsey, here a you going? It's willing?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What are you hear?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Hey going?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:10):
Good?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Thanks?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
We're just calling a whole bunch of people who are
currently in the running for that one hundred thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
For the Mission Impossible thing.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Oh amazing.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But we're just coming a couple of people just because
nu'mb a bit and understand what the what they'd use
one hundred thousand bucks for?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So what's what's your deal? What would you spend the
money on?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
My partner and myself are trying to say for a
partner theseel He's living in England, so we've been doing
a long distant relationship since twenty twenty two. You know,
amazing being together, but obviously it's just been really hard
because we've had such a multiple long periods of separation.
I guess holding us back from really being able to
start living our lives.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeahgether, Yeah, all you want?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So one hundred thousand bucks would would make your life
holidays like that had sort of all out.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh my god, it would just we would be over
the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, okay, Well, hey, we're just wanted to chuck you
on hold real quick, Kelsey, if that's okay, if you've
got a minute, because there's just someone who's on the
line who's got something to tell you.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Okay, no worries, all right, just checking you on hold?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Will Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, okay. Do you want me to introduce Trump, me.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
To like or to you?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Just start off, just say you know, we've got someone
in the line.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You're still there, Kelsey, Yes, still here, Kelsey. I've got
someone here wants to say something to you.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Yeah, Kelsey, Hi, dumb cruise. Hi, you're in the drawer.
I'm in the drawer a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Oh my gosh, Oh that's so incredib much.
Speaker 13 (28:01):
I'm gonna have to hear you say something tho, Kelsey. Yes,
I want to hear you say, show me the money,
show me the money. You're gonna have to do better
than that. Kelsey.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Oh my god, show me the money, Kelsey.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
It's one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Show me the money.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Show me the money, Kelsey. I haven't got a lot
of time.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And busy.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
This is one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Kelsey.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
Mm hmm, I'm gonna have to hear you screaming.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Okay, show me the money.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Okay, thanks so much.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I know that you're a busy, busy man.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You have got a one in three shot up winning
one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Oh my god, and you.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Will say you just spoke to Tom Cruise as well,
kelseid how about that.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Oh my gosh, I can't believe it. Thank you so much.
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It absolutely is insane, and you could be just like Kelsey.
She now has a one in three chance of one
hundred thousand dollars. There is a new mission tomorrow, so
if you want to be in the drawer, follow us
on Instagram and TikTok, Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That video is going to be online.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
There'll be a question about it, and then you show
me the money.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Could be very good. Tom, I'm sure you're a bit
You can go here, you can you can go and
do something else.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Tom will self destruct in five seconds.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, that's good. That's good Tom. It's the line from
the movie You're on Fire Mate, mention that.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, no, we've heard that my own gear.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, we've heard that, Tom.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
We've got a radio show to Tom, so we go. Yeah, no,
we've definitely heard that. Tom bring down his fader. The
next mission is tonight, guys on our socials, So follow
us right now, Will and Woody on Instagram and TikTok
go and watch the mission which will be on your
socials tonight. Answer a question about that, and then you,
(30:07):
like Kelsey, could go in with a one in three
chance of winning one hundred thousand dollars. Right up next,
the man in the Philippines was attacked.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
By a crocodile because he thought it was fake. It's outstanding.
You listen to willan Woodie
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Danie West has stormed out of an interview with Piers Morgan.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
La La Lady Street Lace. Oh he was good.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh he was so good. He was so I don't
know what's going on with him right now. He's in
a weird spot right now, Kanye. But anyway, obviously still
a huge moment, a huge get for Piers Morgan, who's
a who's a British TV host to secure an interview
with the one and only Kanye West. Kanye wasn't willing
to go into the studio though, Will, but he was
(00:44):
happy to do an interview over video link from his
balcony in Majorca in Spain. So, I mean, the image
itself is very it's it's he's sitting there in black
leather pants, a black hoodie and sunglasses with the beautiful Mayorca,
Spain behind him, and then sitting to.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
His left one of the Balyric islands. Yes, two his
left goes without say two. He is left is a
majority of the large island Mayorka. There's Minorca as well,
which is the smaller one.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, two is left. He's got this. I've never seen
this guy before in my life. But he's sitting next
to a guy called Sneako or Schneikohno, and Schneiko is
just in the cricket. Yeah, I think similar name to that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
But this guy called Schniko is sitting there and I
think he's just an online content creator and they're just
doing stuff together, Karn and him, karnate him. So it's
the two of them sitting there and they're live on
a video link. Piers to Piers Morgan, the reason that
Kanye storms out of this interview, I think you'll all
find very funny.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Okay, so let's play.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
The audio on X You've got thirty two million followers,
so you're one of the most followed people.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Wait, you're not going to take inches off my deck.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Bro's thirty three million now, so congratulations, you're bigger following
than I thought.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Now, congratulations, your information is correct. You know I'm a gift, bro.
Why do all you people in media act like you
haven't played my songs at your weddings or graduations like
that nuance right there? It's it's idiotic. It just shows
the hate that you put out for people that put
love respect.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I haven't said anything.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, now you're not taking accountability. No, no, sir, this
is what you get for now. We could circle back
when you can count.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And then it leaves, so he storms and then Schniko
Schniko is just sitting there.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Oh, the Schneikman's left and the is just sitting there.
But he left one of them with Piers with a gant.
We don't have any audio. So Piers goes, where's he going?
And Schniko goes, He's just got work to do. I
didn't realize he was going to storm off. I think
that's it Peers. And then the interview because he got
(02:59):
so he got he said thirty two million followers rather
than thirty three million he has.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yes, he's stormed down.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Inches of my dick.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
It is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I think it's the pettiest reason to storm out. I
think I've ever heard a stage.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It always sounds stage like that is crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
To be honest with you, with everything, Kane, I have
no idea he was coming through it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
We remembering that he is like a preppy kid from Lost. Yeah,
if you ever see young clips of Kanye wrapping, he's
always wearing like Ralph Uran. He tries to put this
image out that he's like from the streets and stuff.
He's got the gold tea, he's got from quite a
wealthy upbringing. He's got he's always had, spoilt brad energy.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, he's got the gold teeth now.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
But I won't diss him because I'm not going to
pretend they couldn't plays song at my graduation or birthing video.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So don't pretend like you don't listen to my music
remembering the funerals anyway, I just want to focus on
storm mats here because.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I nice, wow, storm well done, clever, beautiful storm outs.
That's class.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I don't know what it is about a stormat, but
I always find them very funny. So thirteen one oh
six five is our number. Just give us a call
with stories about storm outs.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I'm coming for you.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm coming for you early because there is a story,
famous stat that I love to regale, and it was you.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You're on I wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're in Europe on holiday with some friends, your partner,
and without going to the ditty gritty, you're effectively playing
a card game. You were unhappy with how the card
game played out. It led to a storm out. You
had a you had a dinner booking at a like
a very very nice restaurant.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
You're in Europe. This is a rare book to Michelin
Star restaurant.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
It's got it's got a chef's hat, right.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And then you, because you're still angry after the card game,
you chose to stand outside the restaurant in the pouring range.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That's refusing to walk into the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
That's right, that's right, Yep, and then yep, and then yep,
that was right.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's no, there's nothing you can say, well, there's nothing
you can.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Well, actually it's quirt off.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
I I.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I actually walked up for the restaurant of the steps,
and my friend said to me, what do you get, Like,
just I don't think you can do this anymore. This
is embarrassing. So I walked up to the restaurant and
I requested that my partner come out and meet me
in the rain for a duel in the streets. No, no, no,
just like I just wanted to say to her, like
this is you know. So she walked outside and I said, look,
just because I was getting angry at the fact that
(05:31):
Sem was getting too competitive in board games, says the
guy standing outside in the rain because he lost. But
I said to her, come outside and talk to me.
So she carrotside and I said, I think I'm done
with this competitiveness thing of yours. You're going to drop it.
And she said, well that's who I am, so if
you don't like, you can f off, and then she
walked back into the restaurant and left me in the ring.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Wow, I have so much more, so much more of
respect for your That was a good storm off.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That was a good one. That's a good stole was
a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Another one that comes to mind for me. A friend
of mine, Joe I.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Actually I can't remember what the reason was for this stormat,
but there was a disagreement and he decided that a
stormmat was necessary, so he went to go on storm
out and it was one of those slide doors. Oh yeah,
I think in the heat of emotion, you just you
don't see things. And he thought a slide door was
a pushdoor, so he went to push and then realized
(06:21):
it's He pushed twice and everyone kind of starts laughing
a little bit, and then he go he realized it's
a slide door. But he's so angry at this point
that he managed to slide the whole door off the rails,
so this door has been flying. Then he felt quite
guilty about that, so he then didn't storm off and
helped fix the door.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Slide doors are bad for a storm out. I'd never
go as well. Found me to walk straight into the
slide door.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh brilliant. Did the stormat fail for you? Did you
see someone fail a storm out? I love them. I've
watched it in excess of twelve to thirteen times.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
If if you miss me playing the audio just before,
I'll play it again and for you after we take
some calls first on other storm outs.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We've got Ben here, Benny. This was a storm out
when you were in high school?
Speaker 9 (07:09):
Yes, not by me, but by one of the classmates.
So he had an absolute rough morning. Decided is not
having anyone like talking back to So goes the storm out,
absolutely launches the door. It gets about, you know, ten
centimeters off, slamming, and it stopped and then soft closes,
(07:34):
no impact. Everyone's absolutely erupted. It's just pissed himself laughing.
He's not having that, so he goes to kick the
window and just bounced off and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Let it's very good. It makes that embarrassing noise.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And then yeah we got Steve.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Now, Steve storm outs, we're good mate. What do you
got for us?
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (08:03):
It was a camera golf club a guy, prestigious club,
guy playing a ground, having a terrible one, got to
the water hole and throw through two balls into the
water and then spat it through the whole bag of
golf clubs into the water and stormed off into.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
The car bar wall, the whole bag, the whole bag.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Funny parties as as a kid, you know you and
get kids on golf courses hanging around the water holes.
Speaker 11 (08:25):
Look at the balls.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah, he stood there.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
And went, hey, does that mean I can have these?
He doesn't want them, So he waded in the water
and picked the bag up, and someone he's coming back.
So he dropped the bag and jumped back out of
the water. The guy stormed back in, lifted his bag up, unlifted,
got his keys out for his car, through the bag
back in the water and fumed off again.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
We're on the eve of a new pope being elected.
Woods conclave lock in. Well it could I think it
could be because we've got to get some new chanting
that's not the Halo music. But but look, for all
we know, that's what they could be doing.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
They might be in there.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
You might walk in. You've locked the doors and it's
just you walk in. There's because it's very secret, not
allowed in. But for anyone that gets a peep, as
far as I'm going said, there could just be a
haze of smokes, empty pizza boxes and maybe who knows
who is going on, because they could all be they
could all be mugging out on the couch. If I
(09:26):
got just a dense ash tray and they've got the
sixty four out, maybe who knows. I mean, that's what
I used to do back in the day, a seven
up Mario cut for the.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Boys who lets a soft drink each a couple of
crown Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Mean, and in in Thisstine chapel as well. I mean
I imagine they got it up on the big skirt
of the projector going oh soll that's a great Arte's right.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Honestly, it looks like the best time of your life. Again.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Well for these guys, they're fifty years out of probably
ever having a bender or any sort of lock in
and right now one of the richest institutions in the
world is about to fly them in business class from
whichever nursing home they're currently in, meet all their buddies
and get unlimited food and drink for a week.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Some of these go for yeah, so again, so just
get so if you're at cardinal level, yep, that's all
you get.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You get, you get the airfes like an Australian idol.
You've got an air fit.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, you come into the system. Here, you drink tokens
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Awesome? Or what are they are they packing a bag?
Pack a bag?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Oh well, they all were the same thing the whole time.
But yeah, they probably do robes in them.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
And you've got to say to your family, guys, I'm
off very important duty.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I've got to go into a lot end it is.
It's sacred with all of.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
My good mates because we're all going to we've got to.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Go and I've got to go and have a chat
about who the next pope. And then the trick is
whenever they invented this seven hundred and fifty years ago
conclave or actually from the Latin comclave, which means with
key because they literally had to lock them in there.
They were like, because otherwise, because it used to be
a very very politic called decision as to who the
pope was going to because if you're a pope, you're
(11:02):
pretty much in charge of Europe. So they were like,
you guys can decide, but nobody can influence you. So
it's got to be And they were like, oh, yeah, no, no,
we've got to be locked away and no one can
come in because we can't be influenced. In other words,
locking boys lock in. And so I'm right and say
the only person that's in and out is the drug
dealer as far as I'm concerned, Like for obviously the
(11:26):
drugs are made because the elderly, so as pills. Well,
speaking of the age factor, so there's two hundred and
fifty cardinals that are alive today, right, but those over
the age of eighty are barred from voting. And that's
because the last time they locked the eighty year olds
in there, when they opened the doors, seven of them
have died. Oh no, you're kidding. Yeah, I am kidding.
(11:47):
That didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But it's a risk. It's obviously a risk, Yeah, it risk.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Rock up, how many, how many made it through? So
they've got to get that one piping bit pretty oud,
you're dad dead ones.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
First, and if they've got a two, they've got to
get a two third majority.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Right, two thirds majority, so two thirds majority. So remember,
and it's communicated again via smoke signals. I mean, come on, boys,
who wants to go and literally puff in the chymney?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And am I am I right in saying that they
only vote twice a day, so their only responsibility in
a day they vote once in the morning, they go,
do we get two thirds?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No smoke signal? And then they break for ten hours?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Well right, everyone three times again at four and then
they made it four they vote again, and so obviously
at that point they're also going, let's all just work
together here, let's not get a two thirds majority, because
then the locking end.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I reckon for the first few votes is don't give up.
They're just drawing dicking balls on all their papers.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
John Travolta right voted John Travolta, you know he's not eligible?
Was that you, Terry? Come on?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
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Speaker 4 (13:10):
Let's get down.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Let's get down.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
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really have any billboards promoting our radio show.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
No, it's not part of the strategy.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's fine, But we're just kind of thought, how can
we get on some billboards because it actually would be
quite advantageous for the show, I think, to get some
promotion generally the way that.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Works, there are a lot of other radio shows that
they're doing it. They're all getting them, they're doing it.
So I understand that. Yeah, so people who get paid
significantly more than us, who claim a bit more of
the advertising revenue, I get. We get that. We totally
get it. We hold up an end. We're Glenn McGraths
serk in nineteen ninety six oneundred percent put us down
an end. We're economical.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
We love the strategy. Yeah, but I think we can
sneak our way onto some billboards.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
So again, if you're not across this, I've had this
idea that, you know, other companies are paying for these
huge billboards, right, what if we offered ourselves as free
models for them, and then we can kind of share the.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Billboard with them.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Yep, Glowbird Energy said, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Will you and me are going to with Glowbird Energy
be on one hundred billboards nationally, but we're not models.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
How can it be to spinal show the billboards?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
How good is that? There's a lot of me just you.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
We've got your belly and I can't change that, can I? Well,
it's been signed off. One that is logged in. You
can't really see your face. Absolutely, they're not happy. No,
they've signed off on it. Well, everyone's happy. And the
more I look at it, the more I like it.
I think it is kind of funny that you're completely covered. Yeah,
I did find it funny.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It is very funny, but it's very good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I've slept on it. Ah, and I fully appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I think being on a billboard and having you canpletely
covered by the Glowbird Energy tagline, yeah, probably probably not
advantageous for the show.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
All right.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
You know, I'm a show first guy, always show first.
So I just thought today.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I've got the number of Anthony, who's effectively like a
marketing slash art director at Glowbird.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Let's just like a little bit of biz. So if
you can get it tweaked, okay, take my lead.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Hello, this is Anthony.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Good Anthony, how am mate, this is Woody from Will
and Woody.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Hey, Woody, I'm good. How are you, mate?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Good?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Good? Good to put a voice to the email.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
We've we've exchanged a couple of emails in the last yeah,
couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Bit a bit of bizz over the email.
Speaker 11 (15:40):
Yes we have indeed, awesome, awesome, a little going there.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, great mate, awesome, awesome.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
And can I just say once again, there's bloody excited
for the opportunity to be sharing billboards with you all
around the country. Will's here, by the way, I know
you haven't obviously haven't met Will.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Anthony.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Hey, well, how's it going, good mate?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (15:57):
We were just I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
We're just looking at the the prototype the billboard that
you you sent across that I signed up.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Love it, obviously love it.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
But I showed Will and a few other people here
at the team, and there was just a little bit
of concern about the fact that Will is completely covered
by your tagline.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
Right, but that was your direction, right.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, no, I wouldn't say I don't Well, that's not
how I recall it, Anthony.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Yeah, do you think I've misinterpreted your your instruction?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I wouldn't say that absolutely I wouldn't. I would not
question that at all.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Anthony did would he tell you to cover me with
your slogan? Ah?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, sorry, Sorry, what happens.
Speaker 11 (16:47):
That's a negative.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
That's negative at the end of the day, Like Anthony,
we knew your your tagline get award winning energy.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
It had to go somewhere.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That's a non negotiable for you guys.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Yeah, of course that was the issue that the format
of the photo just didn't quite work with where the taglines.
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, so look we had to lose all of you, Will,
that's kind of where we got to.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, a couple of honest businessmen going at
each other here with respect, Anthony. I was just wondering,
is there any chance that you and Globbird are open
to maybe a massaging in a slightly different direction, just
making a couple of tweaks to the current to the
current billboard we've got.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
I guess I have to set aside a bit more
time to work on it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm actually thinking that Will and I could maybe do
like take some new photos, like fresh photos. We'll get
them to you a sap, just so we can both
get the ROI that we're after. Because we're all chasing
those KP eyes at the end of the day.
Speaker 11 (17:41):
Wow, you know what the lingo, thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I think it's not a bad idea. I don't know
because obviously you've seen the photo as well, Anthony, and
what he does look like a bit of an nob
so business lingo there for you.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
What's the deadline? When would we need to get these
photo to you house?
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Monday?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I reckon, we could do monday. I reckon, we could
do it monday.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Done.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
That's great. At another shot, yeah, yeah, but I mean
we don't have a lot of time to make this happen,
so so next time around, it's just going to be
whatever it's going to.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Be, circling back on Monday, take it offline. Take it.
We're going to take it offline. Thanks for the chout
out to We'll get mate, mate vie. It worent pretty well?
Speaker 13 (18:28):
That was good.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Okay, a studio we did a photographer bang by Monday?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Is that with you? You doing that?
Speaker 12 (18:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, I'll do that that.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I want to know if you grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Absolutely, if you give us a cracking call, could be
a two hundred dollars strike bowling voucher. In there before
our best prize in radio, no doubt about it. We
got Christine here on thirteen one O six or five. Christine,
this happened to your brother grab the wrong one?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah, hi hi Hi, so yeah sorry, there's as where
a Brella cordial used to look exactly the same as
the brown vinegar.
Speaker 12 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
So my little brother thought he would be smart and
squat them out one day and I went and decided
I'd have a nice big glasses, asked Brella cordial and
cold water and yeah. When I thought it out, went
and sort of to have a nice big drink and
got a mouthful of vinegar.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
You see, it might be ahead of your time, though
all the the influencers are drinking vinegar.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I think it's good for your digestive system.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I actually got home one night from a night out
with a friend of mine. I was quite young, and
he too back to We went back to his place
and he was like, mate, do you want a glass
of really nice whiskey? And I was like whoa And
he was like, look, I know where dad's whiskeys are
going to it or supporter us both a glass of
whiskey I tasted. I was like, this is the most
disgusting thing we've ever had. Like I know that I
(19:57):
don't like whiskey ever had left the glasses the table.
Found out the next morning that his dad knew that
we were going to come home and swapped.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Well played.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Christie's called this is your partner who grabbed the wrong one.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
Yeah, so you're leaving a concert one night and he's
turned around to some lady and smacked her on the
ars and has gone heyday.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
And my mum was the one to tell him say,
that's not.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
No wrong barb, good story, wrong bumb. I've been there
shocking time. What's that wrong bumb? Go on, Belinda?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, no, sorry Bin?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Did you grab the wrong bumb at a music festival?
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Did you? Was total stranger, total strangers.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Even worse actually good friend? Oh yeah mate, thought it
was believe it was full growth. Oh Belinda's called thirty
one six five. I've grabbed your ass, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You know I do a very firm bottom. There's no
way mistake my bum for your partner.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Linda, Hi, your son, your son grabbed the wrong one?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
What evened?
Speaker 14 (21:09):
So during COVID, he was about in grade four and
I was racing to Cole's on our way to school,
and he said, oh, Mom, can I please get some
hand sanitizer? And I said, of course, race down to
the aisle. I've got to get what I get. We'll
meet it at the checkout. So he got his hand sanitizer.
I got my stuff. We raised to school. Anyway. At
(21:30):
the end of the year, he bought all his school
supplies home that he didn't use anyway. He left on
the kitchen bench. Anyway, came out an hour later and
there was some lubricants half used, and.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I'm like, jeez.
Speaker 14 (21:42):
So I said to my husband, nah, I didn't buy that,
and he goes, well, I didn't buy it, and I said, well,
one of us have because it's half used and it's
on the bench. At that point, my son came out.
He gets, no, Mom, that's my hand sanitizer.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He spent the whole year at school loubing in hands
rather than and.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Even better, it was on his desk. So the teacher's wondering,
just like.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Maths, very very shortly, the action movie to end all
action movies, the final mission Impossible. Every mission has led
to this, and to celebrate, we're giving one of you
one hundred thousand dollars. You impossible. Every mission has led
(22:39):
to this Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
The final Reckoning in cinemas May seventeen. William wooded some
peg here your time starts.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Wow, Hey, wow. I mean, you know it's legit. When
Simon peggs there could be ai who knows these days,
But I've seen the footage that he's actually Simon Peck.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
It looks good to peg.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
I thought he looked bad actually, but it looks a
bit older than I thought. But anyway, look looks fit,
looks real fit. So mission impossible. Yeah, the final Reckoning
in cinemas May seventeen. We're very excited, We're very big
Mission impossible. Fans saw some footage last night of Tom
Cruise in a vault somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Not to show off, but we're seeing an advanced screen
in this Friday. Pretty pumped about.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
It, Pretty bloody excited. I mean, obviously finger jukes everyone.
The really exciting thing about this whole movie, naturally, is
he does all of his own studs. You know, there's
going to be some ridiculous stuff in there. But most excitingly,
as I said, someone with one hundred grand woulds just
by following along all the missions we're going to do
in the lead up to the film release.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yes, so did our first mission last week. The mission
was to change a password, but I was doing that
iconic mission Impossible scene where I was from the wire
from a roof.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, in a volt Yeah, slash a card puck.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Little tushy boy Eskimation twenty two.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So all we had to do to go in the
running tween one hundred thousand dollars was watch that video
for starters Instagram, TikTok, Will and Woody and then answer
the question what did I change my password too?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
He so people obviously answered that question. Only one person
that can go in the draw off this mission. There
are more missions to come though, guys. So the next
mission is tomorrow. We're doing that tomorrow another mission.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, so there'll be someone going to the draw off
the back of each mission.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
All the names were put in a system. A name
has been picked. I mean, if you're listening that we
might be about.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
To call you very exciting, very exciting. Whoever is called
after each mission. So, as you said, there'll be three
entries in total, three missions, three entries. Yep. That gives
them a one in three chance of winning one hundred
thousand dollars. That's a pretty good phone call to gain
and get better than that. I think we've chosen someone yep.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And randomly selected.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Givem a call now, Just give you guys a chance
to go and get your phone. You might have left
your phone somewhere. Run get your phone because we might be.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Calling you to call you. And word is that look,
I mean you heard we had access to something peg
before word is Tom Cruise is going to be involved in.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This very limited time.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But we've got a direct line to New York where
Tom is. Hopefully it can be actually Tom who announces
who is in the Druid, and that'd be really special.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
We might be about to call you right now.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
That's right, new mission tomorrow, I believe. So all hope
he's not lost for you guys, still two more chances
to get in that hraorda win one hundred grand before
we do call Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I believe her name is giving it away.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Well before we call her, just to confirm Tom Cruise
is the one who's going to tell us she's in
the drawer. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
We're not We're going to have to cross live to
New York. We've been told that he's on standby.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Obviously a very busy guy.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, but I think it's gonna be a pretty special
moment when you know, Tom was actually announces that she's
in the drawers and dollars.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Okay, Hally Kelsey is speaking.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Hey Kelsey, here a you going? It's willing?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
What are you hear?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Hey going?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (26:10):
Good?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Thanks?
Speaker 14 (26:11):
How are you guys?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
We're just calling a whole bunch of people who are
currently in the running for that one hundred thousand bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
For the Mission Impossible thing.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
Oh amazing.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But we're just coming a couple of people just because
nu'mb a bit and understand what the what they'd use
one hundred thousand bucks for?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So what's what's your deal? What would you spend the
money on?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
My partner and myself are trying to say for a
partner theseel He's living in England, so we've been doing
a long distant relationship since twenty twenty two. You know,
amazing being together, but obviously it's just been really hard
because we've had such a multiple long periods of separation.
I guess holding us back from really being able to
start living our lives.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeahgether, Yeah, all you want?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
So one hundred thousand bucks would would make your life
holidays like that had sort of all out.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Oh my god, it would just we would be over
the moon.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, okay, Well, hey, we're just wanted to chuck you
on hold real quick, Kelsey, if that's okay, if you've
got a minute, because there's just someone who's on the
line who's got something to tell you.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Okay, no worries, all right, just checking you on hold?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Will Can you hear me?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, okay. Do you want me to introduce Trump, me.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
To like or to you?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Just start off, just say you know, we've got someone
in the line.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
You're still there, Kelsey, Yes, still here, Kelsey. I've got
someone here wants to say something to you.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Yeah, Kelsey, Hi, dumb cruise. Hi, you're in the drawer.
I'm in the drawer a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Oh my gosh, Oh that's so incredib much.
Speaker 13 (28:01):
I'm gonna have to hear you say something tho, Kelsey. Yes,
I want to hear you say, show me the money,
show me the money. You're gonna have to do better
than that. Kelsey.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Oh my god, show me the money, Kelsey.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
It's one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (28:22):
Show me the money.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
Show me the money, Kelsey. I haven't got a lot
of time.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And busy.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
This is one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Kelsey.
Speaker 13 (28:35):
Mm hmm, I'm gonna have to hear you screaming.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
Okay, show me the money.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Okay, thanks so much.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
Tom.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I know that you're a busy, busy man.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
You have got a one in three shot up winning
one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Oh my god, and you.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Will say you just spoke to Tom Cruise as well,
kelseid how about that.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Oh my gosh, I can't believe it. Thank you so much.
This is insane.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It absolutely is insane, and you could be just like Kelsey.
She now has a one in three chance of one
hundred thousand dollars. There is a new mission tomorrow, so
if you want to be in the drawer, follow us
on Instagram and TikTok, Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That video is going to be online.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
There'll be a question about it, and then you show
me the money.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Could be very good. Tom, I'm sure you're a bit
You can go here, you can you can go and
do something else.
Speaker 13 (29:29):
Tom will self destruct in five seconds.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, that's good. That's good Tom. It's the line from
the movie You're on Fire Mate, mention that.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, no, we've heard that my own gear.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
No, we've heard that, Tom.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
We've got a radio show to Tom, so we go. Yeah, no,
we've definitely heard that. Tom bring down his fader. The
next mission is tonight, guys on our socials, So follow
us right now, Will and Woody on Instagram and TikTok
go and watch the mission which will be on your
socials tonight. Answer a question about that, and then you,
(30:07):
like Kelsey, could go in with a one in three
chance of winning one hundred thousand dollars. Right up next,
the man in the Philippines was attacked.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
By a crocodile because he thought it was fake. It's outstanding.
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