October 22, 2025 • 43 mins
- How easy is a heist?
- Laura Henshaw
- Doing the show from a hammock
- Are you an instant expert?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I want to make it very clear that I don't
condone theft on any level. But my god, is this
jewel heist in France awesome. It's just the way that
it was pulled off. Will let me tell you, I
mean some people might be across this. If you're not,
I'm going to go through it really quick because it
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truly is amazing stuff. So these guys rock up at
nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
In the morning, broad daylight. The louver is open, and
I would imagine busy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's a popular place a lot of people go, so
there's people everywhere. These guys just rock up in a
truck wearing high viz. Right, They've got a ladder on
the back of a truck. They climb onto a balcony,
which balcony the balcony.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Of the louver. Where there's no balcony of the louver.
Well there has to be, because what do you mean
like you so, do you mean like underground or do
you mean of the buildings that surround it, the.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Building that the buildings that surround Yeah, yeah, yeah they were.
They broke into the gallery of a polo.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, I haven't been to the louver, so I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Don't really know what I'm talking about it, but they
went onto a balcony. They jimmy the balcony door was
open because it's an old palace, right, and then they
just start using power tools in high viz to open
these jewelry cabinets and they just start taking millions and
millions and millions of dollars worth of jewelry. They're in
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and out in eight minutes, climb back down the ladder.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Security cameras didn't well, they obviously did say them. I
imagine there's footage of it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
There's footage of it. I imagine that this weren't watching it,
because like, who the hell would be so brazen to
pull off a heist at nine o'clock on a Monday
morning or Saturday morning France time, French time, whatever the
time's God anyway, I just I want to focus on. Also, hilariously,
they dropped obviously part of their escape. They're escaping quickly.
(01:53):
They just drop a crown, which happened to be Napoleon's
second wife's crown worth millions of dollars. People just found
it on the ground. They just left it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So I'm reading it's one hundred and fifty seven million,
the crown itself or the jewelry. What they're stole in
total totally wild. That's crazy. It's and by the way,
they're still they haven't found them. Oh wow, So how
did they get away the get away car?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They just got in the truck, the same truck in
their high vis and they drove unbelievable stuff. But I
do I want to focus on the high Viz part
of this because that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's all I love that. As a man hunt, we
would love that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We don't condone the theft, obviously, but it's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's cool that they're on there on their un though.
It's like a movie. Really, it's like a movie. What
would you be doing from there? I'd be going to
someone that I know, no way, someone that owes me something.
That's what the police are doing. The police are thinking
of everyone you're connected with. It's true to go to
the last place they think it. What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Bush?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'd also swap cars quickly. Yeah, sure, swap cars. I
think that's the first thing you should do. Swap cars,
get a haircut, dye my hair, Have I send the
born identity?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You bloody have mate, that's what you and then hit
they don't see you on the CCTV. Hit Bush. No,
you don't need to hit. I'm hitting bush. I'm going
to a ranch. Anyway. I don't want to focus on
this ranch. You'd have to know someone.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I built a ranch six years ago and no one
knows where it is. That's how calculated I am. That's
how calculated. It am very good. I want to focus
on the high viz part of this, okay, because I've
always had a theory like if you're wearing high vis, like,
it's amazing the places that people would let you in.
But so thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
I just want to hear from you, guys, how did
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you get into somewhere? So like you may have done
high vis as well like these guys, and managed to
just get access to something that you really shouldn't have.
Maybe it was a party that you weren't invited to.
I there's a couple of times I once had a
full it's just a full dinosaur costume. You remember the
dinosaur costume that I bought. Strange purchase. Anyway, I was
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once not invited to a party and I just put
on a dinosaur outfit. Everyone assumes you're the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, that's true. It's actually extraordinary how easy it works.
Yeah that was what how are we? Twenty three?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Twenty three old man is a full dinosaur outfit, but
people let me in?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He has No one else was dressed out twenty first,
No one, Yeah it was it was just it was
just a shindig. You having a full dinosaur kit.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You rock up at any party in a dinosaur outfit,
everyone assumes you're the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, you're doing something. Did you stay in the kit
for the whole night?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow, we suppose you can't really your identity had had
a beer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's great, dinosaur on the corner having a beer, just
punching beers, hit the dance floor.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Another good one, I reckon. It's just carry a speaker.
Oh yeah, speaks.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You're holding a speaker. Yeah, I think anyone's letting you in.
Yeah that's yeah. I'm keen to hear what you've done. Again,
we don't condone if it led to illegal activity, don't
condone it. But yeah thirteen one oh six five. What
tactic did you use to get in somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
We'll take your calls up next on thirteen one O
six five. I think it's just confidence. Just get on
the phone storm.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I walk into a wedding once in France just because
I told the usher at the front what to do.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh brilliant, clean your shoes, mate, mate, Can you just
go and sort that out over there phone?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Great, there's a lot of chat. I mean, there's another
topic tomorrow. And just what's the first thing you do?
Because I'm just fascinated by how these guys are still
in the run.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, because that is happening on the run, jewel of
all highest movie knowledge piled into everyone's little brains.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What you do? Ideally, you do it like the Italian
Job and put and you know, make sure that you
could explode the concrete underneath the car in the road
and then a replica car emerges.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think there's a reason why it's a movie that
would be good though the Italian Job that would be
a good one. I think Ranch in the bush only
way to go. You've got to get to the ranch
though you're in the middle of Paris. Do you switch
through in the middle of the street, get yourself to
a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Helicopter, you know they're patrolling the skies. Man, of course
they're patrolling like yourself. Look like a journalist or something.
A journalist, yeah, a little seven news helicopter. Yeah, just
where it could change it out changes key for me.
I think you got to change outfits within a minute.
Ten minutes after you've highted.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
They found high vis on the site, so they're already
in full tucks.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I imagine, just on the way to the opera, going
to the opera.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's a Saturday mate. What else they do in France?
Let's go to Christophe o'clock in the morning. Yeah, man,
they do warning opera Christoph. We want to know how
you got into a place. So, hey, you snuck into
a place. What did you do on thurday one oh
six five?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
How are you going?
Speaker 7 (06:36):
So you guys doing okay? So this is actually I
managed to get into opera bar New Year's party the opera.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You got into the opera?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What are the chances? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
So you snuck o'clock in the morning though, Christolph.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well no, not exactly snuck in. It's it's New Years
if basically, and I wasn't able to get into the
area of it because it was full capacity. And so
I had all these checkpoints and I came up with
a story. I thinking, like, you know what, I'm just
gonna tell them, but I'm working an opera BA and
so first checkpoint, okay, a little bit questions, let me through.
Second checkpoint security, a little bit more inquisitive. They let
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me through. Third one. It's like, okay, the whole Spanish inquisition.
Who called you on? When did they call you a novice?
And what's Nate? I need to go to work. So
I go, okay, look now words, we're gonna call someone
ver and we're gonna get someone to get you over
here to let you in. And it's like, oh crap,
I might have to end up working in over dishes.
And so we're waiting, waiting, and finally I'll go, like, Nate,
(07:38):
I need to go to work. They're not coming, just
let me through. It's like, look if they need me,
and so they beski let me through, and I watched
the fireworks and enjoyed the evening.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Lovely, my beautiful, well done, your past, your past, the
three years there, good accent on him.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and we don't know what he's.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wearing accent helps. I don't know why helps. It gives
you an air of authority, the accent. Let's go to
Elizabeth here, Elizabeth, how do you sneak in someway?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's good. So this is a while back, but me
and my good friend of mine were invite to a wedding,
was an Indian wedding, and and it just got a
little bit bored and so forth, and we knew there
was another wedding upstairs and they are just going off
and we can hear them. Party. We go, you know,
let's let's creep out let, let's got the you know,
le just game to go up there. And we just
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went up there. We just pretend we just mixed with
the crowd. We sat at the table, we drank champagne,
we had dessert, We blended in and they go, who's
friends of your friends.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With the groom?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Blah blah blah, and we just we just had the
amazing night.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No one, what are they going to do? Weddings are
a great place. We went to a whole movie based
on that called Wedding Crashes.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
We went to an engagement party once.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We did.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But I think my problem was I went, I went,
I showed off on the dance floor and then I
got eyes on and then I remember I was.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Talking to something engagement party. Was that? I have no idea.
We just heard.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
We was at a yacht club and we were walking.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We were going to a friend's house near the yacht
club to go and pick something up.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then we went past the yacht club again right,
And then we just went in and I remember I
was like giving a full like efectively giving someone a
lap dance, a lady of lap dance. And then she
was the mother of the bride.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And then because I'm going to go to alie.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Ye, Ali, you you helped some people get in somewhere.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
Ali, I sure did not, justly, you know my real
name is not Ali.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
It was awesome.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
There was six of them, right, and they really really
wanted to go to this big festival and the only
way they could get in with the tickets were three
hundred dollars plus and they couldn't afford it. They were
just some young kids. So we came up with an
idea that a couple would hold some chopping boards tee towel,
some would hold some aprons they put the high business on,
and we had a food truck in the festival, and
they just started to chat, walk past security and just
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walked straight through, went straight to the food truck, got
to the back of the truck, stripped, got their backpacks on,
which we already had in the food truck, and they
went and enjoyed their day.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Sorry they stripped, Yeah, because they got out of their
work cloth.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Oh sorry, I just had no idea why they were
getting nude.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Laura Henshoys in the studio. Welcome Laura. Great to have
you here.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Great to have you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I was like I was myself recently when I was
like when you left here, and I was like, I
really hope that Laura comes in here late in her
pregnancy because I reckon her baby brain is going to
be epic. And it is, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It is.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I still do it all the time, anytime someone says
happy birthday, and then I go, you too, Oh no, oh,
I enjoy the movie you two. I'm like, oh, you're
not going.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's just you, that's just you, that's just you on
it every day. But you pregnancy, how's it been?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're going to talk about this.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
I think okay, baby brain.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, well we can if you like, stop taking control.
What happened there? You tried to say this is what
we're going to talk about?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Would you like to ask us some questions?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now? Laura, go ahead?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You are you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I knew I knew this that you were gone.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No today, are we gonna talk.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Chat?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We will talk about in a second. Okay, So there
is I.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Promise baby brain is in that conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Great, there is a link.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm not I promise jet the jet. Let's start with
the news that you recently have stepped down as the
CEO of kick Let's talk.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Congratulations, thank you a hell of a tenure. So how
long were you in charge?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
For?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Five years?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Wow? And obviously founding it as well as there's plenty
going on there and hard to step down.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It was actually something that we've been thinking about for
eighteen months because we've been We've been kickstarted ten years ago,
so it's been quite a lot. And I've been in
a similar role, even though I officially took the title
kind of five years ago, a similar role for ten years.
So yeah, we've been thinking about in the background and
with some plans that we have and just when you
start a business and you are and you're in a
(12:23):
CEO role all the things that I used to love doing,
not that I love the role very much, yeah, but
it becomes like that becomes like five percent of your
job because the rest of it is management and all
of these other things. So I'm really excited to be
able to have more time to do the things that
I love and bring out new CEO and who's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And so just to be clear that it was the
decision to step down a CEO which you made eighteen
months ago, that's totally separate to now the journeer on
with pregnancy and having a child.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Exactly right, Okay, yes, but it is. It's interesting timing
and it's been something I wanted to talk about because
I think a lot of people thought like, oh, I
wouldn't want anyone to think like, oh, you can't be
a say you're if you're a female and you're having
a child, because that's not not the case at all.
It just happened to be that when we found the
right person. Has taken a long time. I am pregnant, yes, yeah, wow,
(13:14):
and quite pregnant.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
These have a funny way of working themselves out, don't they. Yeah? Nice? Okay,
So with that context, yes, let's play the race with
a spoon audio, shall we? Let's do it your interview,
your show.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
There were rules I couldn't take. I wasn't just in
service of my career. I had to sort of have
this immediate balance of family and career, being a mom
and being a working actress.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's what it was also scary.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
When legally Blind became such a big hit. I wasn't
going to beg for parts. Parts were coming to me,
and that almost made it scarier because I wasn't picking
and choosing what I would reach and strive for. It
was more what will I not do? And so I
had to put boundaries in at a very young age.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, So why does that resonate with you so strongly
that audio?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I think it's interesting around motherhood, and when you sent
this through, I was so excited to talk about it
because I think I think Number one, we don't You
don't often hear men speaking about how children impact their career,
like very rarely in an interview would a man be asked,
how are you going to balance having kids?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
True?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know if either of you have been asked
that often.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's not a go to a question. On the other
side of the thought, it's like every time, it's like
as soon as you find out, oh, you're you're pregnant
when you're going off work, and it's yeah, I have
not received the same questions yeah, well yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Mean it's funny, like I think it's just expected that
we carry on.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Really, yeah, exactly, And I think obviously it depends like
if someone's going to breastfeed and how much time they're
going to take, and that's everyone's choice. But it's been
really interesting, and especially around baby brain. So so in
the first kind of oh, maybe two months of being pregnant,
if I would make any mistake, which I make mistakes
all the time, like I would mark up the calendar
or whatever, and someone would write back to me on
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an email, oh must be your baby brain. And at
the side, I thought it was really funny. I was like, oh, fair,
you've got something to blame this on. But then the
more I thought about it, I was like, actually, the
term is difficult because it then makes the assumption that
if someone is pregnant and then postpardon for like a
year that they're not within that that's competent, and it's
(15:32):
just not helpful for women in the workforce, I think,
because then it's like, okay, if someone gets pregnant or
even like when we're hiring people and if they're in
the child bearing age, I feel like it is a
bias that we have or that people have, society has
because it's like, oh, we can't hire them because you know,
they're pregnant, or they might get pregnant or whatever, and
they will be less competent because of this kind of
(15:53):
thing that we've labeled baby brain. And scientifically, you do
get your Our brains do change when we have a child.
So does if both depending if it's the same sex
relationship or whatever it is, both parents brain changes if
they're both involved in the child's life. But we don't.
Women don't lose memory by having the child. But sleep
(16:15):
deprivation impacts memory. Right, So there's things that sleep deprivation.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Or just cognitive function.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Exactly right, exactly right. But there's nothing scientific to say
that women get stupid or you know, less confident when
they're pregnant. But it's something that we play into and
it's it's funny, and it's not. It's not offensive in
any way, but it's just a term that we use.
But I think about it a lot, and so now
when people email it to me, and like, I made
that mistake before I was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I've never I've never heard baby brain talked about
like that before.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You're also you're also an incredibly competent person. So I
imagine you know if someone does say to you, hey,
is that your baby brain talk? You do you will? Yeah? No, i'
be exactly the same. Yeah, I'll be exactly How dare
you like? That's? Yeah? Get off, Get off my back.
(17:10):
But I do watch enjoy watching you make it to
give yourself every now and then.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I do want to ask you, though, I reckon. We
spoke to you a year and a half ago before
you were pregnant, and you're doing the podcast as well
of should I have kids? Not sure if you want
to have kids, and that idea of work did come up,
and you were kind of grappling with that idea of
I spend so much time at work and other things
like can I make the whole family thing work?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
How are you feeling about the whole thing now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How's your partner Dulton feeling about it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh, it's it was actually a big part of it
was my identity because work has been a larger career,
large part of my identity that I didn't want to lose.
And so I think the further I've come on the
journey and the more people I have met, and especially
like women working in executive roles or you know, whatever
the role does have to be executive might be. What
I have found is a lot of the women that
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haven't maybe stayed home for a long long time and
gone back to work and careers still stayed a really
big part of their life. They just don't talk about
it on social media. So you just don't really hear
a lot about it, which means why I was scared
that that wouldn't be able to be me. But it
can be. So that's been really good to navigate.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Do you think they don't do it because and I've
always thought it was very unfair. Of like when Abby
Holms is someone who works as a commentator for the
AFL and she returned to work after having a baby.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The time was, seven weeks I think.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Seven weeks after that's right, yeah, there can online, just
like you shouldn't be at work, you should be at
home with the baby. How did you like seeing that
out there? How did that make you feel?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I get it's like, would you ever say that to
the dad if it's a heater sexual relationship? Like you,
we wouldn't say that, right. And for Abby, she's doing
the best thing for herself and if going back to
work means that she'll be a better parent, then it's
her decision of course.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, It's crazy how people project like that. I wonder
for some of them it's like they didn't have the
opportunity to do that so or maybe they didn't want to,
and so it's uncomfortable that she wants to.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, so you and if you and Dalton discussed and
what does Dalton do for work? Does he?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So he runs his own business, but he's actually also
just stepped down a CEO, so we've both both made
the move.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So he did he make his decision before pregnancy as well?
Or is his pregnant pregnancy related?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
He probably was a part of it, but not the
main the main thing.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, okay, so out of the two of you, like,
is there going to be like a if we have
to label like a primary caregiver out of the two
of you, or is it just going to be like
you're going to try and just like split it.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We haven't been parents yet, so I'm very like love.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
But I think the road to Hell is paid for.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Both both equal. That's kind of what where we want
to aim for. And obviously it will ebb and flow
like everything does. But that's how we want it. We
want to do it. But he's very regimented and he
wants to have a two hour schedule overnight. He made
us write it down. It's very nice. He's thinking about it. Yeah,
eight six pm until the next day and two hours
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every two hours someone has to have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Child's waking up at ten am.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Since we haven't we haven't had children, He said, Laura,
I'm going to take eight pm until two am, but
I'm not going to go to sleep the whole time.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Why just in case the baby needs me.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
You will be so wow when you can.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I love the idea.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If you're sitting up being like, no, it's my shift,
just punching red bulls preparing is really late.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh wow, to be fair, getting back in his jobs something,
to feel his time.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I was listening to babies crying in preparation. Wow, Like
I caught a baby boot camp. Ridiculous. Wow, don't do that.
It's not the same as having a real baby crime.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So, so when do you officially stop work or have
you officially stopped work?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I haven't yet. I've stepped out of the role, but
I'm still.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Working because you're aware that all of this could flip
very quickly. I was just thinking of a friend of
mine who's a high power, Like she's a partner at
a personal injury firm. She works incredibly hard, and she
recently just took her mat leave, and I think the
first week she was she caught it with like a
maide of mine's dad for coffee, just to fill the time,
like she like she was proper. And I know how
(21:38):
busy you are, so you know there will be probably
a gestation period.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
There mind the pun off when you begin this change
of your life. That's all you've known.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it'll be like wow, and then because I mean
it's funny, we're asking all these questions, you won't like,
you won't know exactly, you won't know, and then you
hear all these stories of other people who career people,
their whole lives, they have a child, they throw the
whole thing out of the window and they're like, why
would I ever do anything to do with that ever again?
And then you know you got the abby who knows
it's all so different from everyone. There's no way you
can do it. Yeah, certainly not a two hour by
(22:13):
two hours a nightly.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
For two hours. I was like, I think that's for four.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I've got forty five minutes to go and I wake
up them.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I really hope Dad's awake.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh Dad, you're still there? Still in my shift? Hey,
I before before we let you go? Apparently, am I
right in saying that someone very famous lid into your
DMS recently?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Is that right from ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This is analys has fed this to me and she's
typing furiously, now, who is it? That's hot maail from
ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Who is analyst? Who is an analyst? And she said
it on the Kickpod. Yes, okay, so this was Yeah,
you know you can just Buzzy and analytes. You don't
have to type. Go on Buzzy and mate, go.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Set it on the kickpod. Laura, here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't have ten years.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Ago famous people sliding in, so there's only been one.
He's pretty good though, Yeah, yeah, I reckon, Actually maybe
it was. She was quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Freshened it up a little bit, deal.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
David Beckham for what reason? Well, we worked together.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, and then she worked together.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yes, would work together.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We both are ambassadors for I don't know if he
still is, but for ai A, which is an insurance company.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Really, yes, an ambassador for insurance company, being ambassadors for
you know, charity and stuff. But you can be an
ambassador for like yui, what do you mean I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
An ambassador for Amy?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
David was a global.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh sorry sorry, Yeah, So he DMS you and says
he just.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Said, like, lovely to meet you. He's really lovely.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's nice, yeah, beautiful, Yeah, yes, how do you? How
did you like? How did you bat that off? Like?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Are you or did you like? What did you engage?
What sort of chat to engage in there with? David Beckham?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's lovely to meet you too, And then we were
catching up. We had another event tomorrow, so I said
see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, And how was he?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
How was he in person? David? Was it weird because
you d M the night before. No, not in that
way he DM.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You, but it wasn't it that time of all.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Dms are like that work your mind. I haven't been
on social media for a long time, but in my
in my game, if David Beckham's sliding.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Into your d ms, he's a professional, is unbelievable. You
see him take a free kick like your dms were.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So there's no chat the next day, were you like,
thanks for thanks for messaging me.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Just because your private messaged me last night. By the way, David,
he's very.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Busy and he has like ten escorts around him. Escorts, Yeah,
like people just supporting.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't know, he's got like an entourage something. He's
just hanging out with sex workers and you definitely what
is the world?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Woodies?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Task me anything?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Get anything done with Air Tasker? Okay, what's all week?
We've been leveling up the show all thanks to the
hardworking people at Air Tasker coming in here getting a
range of things done for us this week. It's a
thousand dollars a job. I mean, good man. The task
that we put up for today was just come in
and assemble a hammock for me because I've always wanted
to do the radio show from a hammock. Noah's answered
(25:32):
the call on air tasker. He's in here for a
thousand dollars, and I've got to say, I've never seen
a hammick go up faster.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I've never seen a hammock go up. But I assume
that was quick on averages. I mean, how easy was that?
Now walk in the park.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Honestly, Wow, there you go. You can get in touch
with Noah privately, by the way, Elevated Trade Services on
a reach out to know what he does. You do everything,
property upgrades and does the work.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
We specialize in all sorts of property maintenance, an upgrades,
anything that you can think of.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You get in touch with no Elevated Trade Service. I'm
going to see if your what your hamming.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Skills are like now now, because this is what I'm
going to be doing the showing for the remainder of
the show. Hang on, you're going to be in a
hammock for the remainder of the show.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Moving to a roaming mic, Moving to a roaming mic,
moving to a working is a strong volume on that
roaming MIC's go yeah, I gotcha. Don't give him any tips. No,
I'd love to see you stack here. Here we go.
Speaker 12 (26:24):
Oh, a lot of pressure on those piles.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
A lot of pressure on those piles. Did you lie
about your weight?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
You did, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm not a touch plast sixty. You look very uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
No, oh God, you'll go get him in a teo.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay. Can I have a pillow? No?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Because your thing was asking for a hammer. You didn't
ask for a pillow. I might need one for this
is actually not now. I'm good you look.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
You look look a lot more comfortable now.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Thanks, Noah, it's obviously well mate.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well don't know, Noah. And then right up there I'll
be taking all the calls for phone alone from the hammock. Yeah,
we are doing all thanks.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
To our air task You get anything done with air Tasker.
Play the opener to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Get into it.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
He gone down there in that hammock.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's okay.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
You look very uncomfortable, like I mean, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I can't control this Reggaeton version of it doesn't feel
like I'm on a tropical island. It feels like I'm
in someone's backyard in the southwestern suburbs of Perth and
they've got like a tiki torch parade around me.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That's what it feels.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You kind of look like you're in a hospital bed
and someone's played with the controls and put you up
a little bit too much. You look awful.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I feel I feel ill, I feel very old.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
I'm glad you spent one thousand dollars on that though.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Let's do alone, well alone, you do have to stay
in that hammock though, for this entire spot. So fine
a line right now, you are trying to convince us
that you were in the car with your partner. We
decide is your partner actually there or you just putting
(28:12):
on a voice India a week ago, I accused someone
of making up having a girlfriend a week long callback.
That's it, just chicking. Let's go to lockey here, lockey,
I'm thirteen one and six five. You're in the car
with your partner?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay. What's your what's your partner's name?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Rachel?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
How long have you been seeing Rachel?
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Four?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Then together for four years?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Four years? All right? Stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Okay? Can we can we hear from Rachel place?
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Hikay?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Rachel?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
What first attracted you to Locky Rachel.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
You got down?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Are you American? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Certainly you're from the States.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
No, I'm not an American.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is there an accent there? You're Scottish?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Sorry, not not picking that up at all. So what
how did how did Lucky approach you four years ago? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
How were you wooed by Lucky? You kissed the kissed beautiful?
We're all great romances start in Scotland or in Australia.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
In Australia and what were you doing in Scotland?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Rachel was in Scotland. Yeah, what we were working, you know.
Did you come.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay? Do you put Lucky back on that?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Right?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Good, good Lucky?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I like, what do you reckon? Woods? What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think it's pretty I think it's pretty bloody obvious.
And this is obviously an embarrassing moment for you, Lucky.
You are national radio. We're just putting on the voice
of a fake girlfriend, which you do not have. It's
just you in the car.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
Lockey had a good crack, mate, had a good crag.
You might have lost me at Scotland, Lucky. Yeah, you
definitely don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm Scottish.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
That's hot.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well yeah, well no, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like that was the let's give us what do you
think a Scottish person sounds.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Like you give it a crack American, Wasn't it was?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
American? Give a Scottish, Give a Scottish lucky, just give it,
Just say, just say, you're listening to Will and Woody
in your best Scottish accent.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Give us think of any buddy, Yeah better, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Near better, as I'm sure our audience knows. My my,
my wife, mim is very much in the drop zone.
Oh yeah, drop maybe could come at any moment. So
last night, will we found ourselves.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Doing a little bit of acupuncture. Oh is in you
administering the needles?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Not quite?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, you have to be qualified for that, you do.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Look, I think I I've learned a long time ago
that I cannot be trusted with needles or anything sharp anyway,
So she went, she went and saw in acupuncture. Like
you you get light headed around needles, I think, is
what you're trying to say. Exactly right, Yeah, blood is
an issue for you.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't like the side of blood.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
So she goes to see an acupuncturist and then Mim
basically said to the acupuncturist, he, is there anything my
partner can be doing to kind of like hit these
pressure points to kind of like.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Because there are different points, aren't they? How does that work?
Because don't they go like in between your thumb is
you know, your back, and you know in between your
elbow is your neck isn't they're all They're all linked.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You've got a headache, press here if you've that's extraordinary
constipated price.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
That just seemed like the biggest loaded bs you've ever
heard a puncture.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Or Mim loves it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, I'm sure there's like a placebo effect where you
go like, wow, it's scientifically it does seem a little
bit like reiki. You have you seen that wave my
fingers in front of your foot and get rid of
your pain. They've got that poster with the mind map
and it all makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You go, yeah, pressure point there that equals brain pressure
point there, instapation or whatever, you know what I mean?
Right anyway, So basically Mim got given this pamphlet from
the acupuncturist who was like, oh, here are some pressure
points that can like ease you towards labor maybe inducing
like a labor Okay, right, so oh.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, where's the pressure point for baby out? Where's the
eject button? Well? Good question.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well I set up a couple of candles in the bedroom,
like your acapuncturist.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Is here, mademoiselle.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
And so I'd read up these I've read this book
Skim read it to be fair, Skim read this booklet
which basically talk me all these pressure points yep. And
I just I was just hitting them. I was just
hitting the points, mate. It was like I was an
acupunctur or whisperer. It's like I could just find them
from field. It was quite a dark room. I could
just find them from feel and I'm hitting these points.
And at some point I actually said to mem I
was like, Mim, I think I'm so good at finding
(33:17):
these pressure points, Like I reckon, the baby could pop out,
like right here in the bed, like just be warned.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
I'm just like, mate, it's like she's got like the
karate kid.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
So when I said this to her, when I was like,
I think I'm quite gifted at finding pressure points, she
at that point kind of like rolled over and looked
at me and laughed at my face. And she was like,
what is it with men thinking that they're automatically amazing
at something with zero experience?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
She was like, you all do it every single men
just good with their hands. You do it all the time,
you do it. I am naturally gifted at some things.
And there we go, that's just that's his gifts and
hit with zero experience some things.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We were talking to a few women who rode across
the Pacific Ocean, and I believe you made the comment
of I reckon I could do that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
You didn't say two? Then, no, I didn't say that.
What I said was, I didn't say that I could
not have done that. I want to make that very clear. Okay,
I want to make that very clear. Okay, Yeah, anyway,
thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. What does
your bloke think he's amazing at with zero experience? What's
(34:32):
the thing that he's claimed, Because again according to my wife, mim,
all guys do it, if all guys do it out there,
what does your partner with zero experience?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I think he's incredible at. I don't know if it's
necessarily like like this does occur whenever there's a fire.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Oh, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
There's always like five guys who just like like, have
you built a fire before?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
No yet?
Speaker 8 (34:59):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yes? Does you know what he's doing over there?
Speaker 8 (35:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, you need sure, you need small sticks, small sticks.
I think he's got the base wrong. I think he's
got the base there's not enough air getting in there.
And then you asked, always the same guy's just moth. Yes,
mind the part, it's moths to a flame. It's crazy,
you asked the guy who's making the directions. You go,
all right, so you must really experience No, never done it,
never done it before. I just love it. The other
one for me is navigation. Oh, just just getting anywhere? Yeah,
(35:26):
take that way? No, no, I wouldn't go that way.
Would you go that way? You're gonna get caught in
the traffic there? What time is it? What time are
you going?
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The time you go? He even gone that way before?
I would know, you would know. Or you want to
see the view. There's a good view going that way. Actually,
and they go is jump in the right lane the
whole way down there. They go against maps as well.
They don't listen to map. I know, yeah, I'm pretty
sure maps is on it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, alet's go to Courtney here on thirteen one o
six five Google Maps.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
On satellite view. That's how you do it. That's how
you do it. See the trails, See the trails. I
hate it. I hate it, Courtney on thirteen one oh
sixty five. If your blog does this.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He thinks he's awesome and something with zero experience.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
Yes, correct, she thinks he's amazing at cooking steak, but
deep down it's kind of disgusting.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
So what's that?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Where's he falling down? Courtney with his steak cooking?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Oh he reckons that cultic salt is the best to
put on the steak, but he cooked it the other
night and I literally choped because there was too much
salt on the stage.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
All of these I feel like there is an undue
expectation on men to be good at these things. So actually,
the reason that these men aren't good at these things
but think they are good at them is because they
don't want to admit that they're bad at them, because
that would be unmanly.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's very true.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Like I remember when we first got a barbecue at home,
and Sam said to me, like she went out to barbecue,
and I was like, do you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Want me to do that? And she was like why
why would I get you to do that? Like I've
never seen you barbecue anything in your life before. Why
would you have any idea? And I was like, what
are you going to do? And she was like, probably
just watch a YouTube clip and I was like, I've
never done that women, And then I watched a YouTube
crip on, how do you my weber? The other day? Unbelievable? Yes,
I did the sausages in ten minutes, lid down, turn
(37:04):
them once. It makes sense. Best we've ever had. I've
never done that in front of another guy. I think
about the amount of barbecues we've had where we're standing around.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's just like you're just turning them. Yeah, you're just
turning the snags. I often say, I'm just going to
feel it. It's just like why people go howling over
with the chicken fip.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I just feel it. It's my fresh moment. When I
went over to a mate's house recently and he like
to stop watch and lid down and he's like, we're
not touching it. We're just we're going by the book here. Yeah,
I'm on that with my whip a snippering as well.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
It's just you get a bit arrogant with that day
and there's all these chunks in the grass where I've
gone to a DAP clearly, and I still think I'm amazing.
Let's go to Brody here. Brody, you you want to
make a claim here. You're a bloke.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You think you're amazing at something with really zero evidence.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Ah yeah, me and my my wife are having this
conversation last night, and I'm pretty pretty out of it.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
I could fly a plane, maybe just not a land it.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Pretty of it.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
I could just fly in the air.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Why do you think that, Brady?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Can it be just kind of accelerating hold it in
the Yeah, it's kind of just like driving a car accelerate.
I don't know if there's an accelerator in a plane.
Oh god, one, you can add one.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Watch the movie watching as well. You just kind of
get used to that, same as holding a gun.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I feel like every man, like you know, I was
watching this clip the other day which was people just
people who are holding guns for the first time with
them injuring themselves shooting them and how common that is. Yes, yes, yeah,
kickback the kickbacks is going just shooting anything. Guys just
think that it was shooting anything. We were born with
his ability to be able to shoot, because we've seen
Jason Bourne do it. The only really funny, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, let's go to a musha here, Amsha. Your bloke
thinks he's amazing at something, but there's really no evidence
to back it up.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Absolutely, so my my husband to come. He's not a chiropractor,
he's an IT experts, but he's been for a few
sessions for himself and now he claims he knows all
about it and he's a professional chiropractor and he's got
ten ten scores form every one of my friends and
me being the doctor, I'm very worried about other safety.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
On, hang on, hang on, he's doing Cairo now on
mates with zero Like if.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
They've got neck pains and shoulder pains, He's like, I'm
over here. I know the drill. He knows it. He
cracks it and they feel amazing.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Sorry, he's cracking backs and he's cracking with no education.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yeah, that's very scary to be honest, and you're a doctor.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I am you're allowing, You're allowed.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
I don't, I don't know, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I think that's just what chiropractors do though. Yeah, that's
just that's just a car.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Had to practice. They've done, They've done the.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Car.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
She's great, she's great. She put like a staple gun
on the back of my legs. Never felt better.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Sounds about Woodrow. Battle of the Gens is a very
popular segment on this show. We get junior producer and
a Lisa in here. She's a Genzetta. She tries to
defend her generations on her look. That has taken into
this chut recently in terms of the format. A best
of five quiz where we got two topics, one of
them familiar to a millennial, one of them familiar to
a gen Zetta. Last week or this week, I should
say it was ninety sitcom characters which you should have
(40:12):
known very well or YouTubers. So I'll read out a
name and then it was names as buzzes as to
which one you thought it was. So you guys in
the best of.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Five, you went to a piece it's huge, and we
both take it incredibly serious, like far too seriously, embarrassingly serious.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I would say it was embarrassingly serious. Yeah, now we
got down to the final one. Huge does get bigger,
huge moment. Is this a ninety sitcom character or a YouTuber?
Is what I asked?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Here's what so you and then you change it wasn't
names as buzzers because you were like, no, no, no, no,
that's almost cheating. Now we had to just like say
whether to get like at the same time, we had
to say whether it was nineties sitcom character or YouTuber?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Now, analyst, do you think what he said? What do
you think what he said? Here? I think what he
said literally nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I will hang on.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
That's ridiculars. Did you know what do you think you said?
Ninety sitcom character? Do you think he said a YouTuber?
Speaker 8 (41:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I think there was some sort of there was some
sort of prime nutural. There was a primal guttural noise
at the start, and that was just my obviously my adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
But then quite clearly, I say, YouTuber, well, let's tell
listen to it, Ryan Trahann.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
I barked, youber. I barked like a dog, and I
barked like a dog.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
A vice ad it so you can hear it clearly
again YouTuber, you you well or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Mark had a bit of fun because audio and cut
it into different circumstances.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Is the first one.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yesterday morning, I came out into the front yard and
the dogs were across the bad and as soon as
they saw me, they came bounding over.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
And I just made at the front doors.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Just that works.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
We've got a bunch more of them.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Just for the record, I am saying, YouTuber, wait again,
played again. It's not ninety's movie character, No you die.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
It almost says that you're saying ready to die like
you're like doing it like a battle chant, like I'm
ready to die for you, ready to die for you.
But the battle makes sense because I was in a battle,
You're in a battle. We're gonna have to we have
to redial with that next week. Before we get to that, though,
our audio producer Mark the Man Daniel has had some
fun with this. So I think we've got it as
a song. Oh no, I think we've got it. It
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actually comes up in Harry Potter.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
Oh that's excited, Wong's out the Reddit, scared Potter.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
What two?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm not gonna lae from the Harry Putty kids as well.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
That's Danny.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Is that a spell?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
It should be? It should be. I believe the Baja
Man also mixed it into a song.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
There you shop, Shop, Shop.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Now you drop Battle of the Gens and be back
next week.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
Talk
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I want to make it very clear that I don't
condone theft on any level. But my god, is this
jewel heist in France awesome. It's just the way that
it was pulled off. Will let me tell you, I
mean some people might be across this. If you're not,
I'm going to go through it really quick because it
(00:28):
truly is amazing stuff. So these guys rock up at
nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
In the morning, broad daylight. The louver is open, and
I would imagine busy.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's a popular place a lot of people go, so
there's people everywhere. These guys just rock up in a
truck wearing high viz. Right, They've got a ladder on
the back of a truck. They climb onto a balcony,
which balcony the balcony.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Of the louver. Where there's no balcony of the louver.
Well there has to be, because what do you mean
like you so, do you mean like underground or do
you mean of the buildings that surround it, the.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Building that the buildings that surround Yeah, yeah, yeah they were.
They broke into the gallery of a polo.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Look, I haven't been to the louver, so I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Don't really know what I'm talking about it, but they
went onto a balcony. They jimmy the balcony door was
open because it's an old palace, right, and then they
just start using power tools in high viz to open
these jewelry cabinets and they just start taking millions and
millions and millions of dollars worth of jewelry. They're in
(01:26):
and out in eight minutes, climb back down the ladder.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Security cameras didn't well, they obviously did say them. I
imagine there's footage of it.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
There's footage of it. I imagine that this weren't watching it,
because like, who the hell would be so brazen to
pull off a heist at nine o'clock on a Monday
morning or Saturday morning France time, French time, whatever the
time's God anyway, I just I want to focus on. Also, hilariously,
they dropped obviously part of their escape. They're escaping quickly.
(01:53):
They just drop a crown, which happened to be Napoleon's
second wife's crown worth millions of dollars. People just found
it on the ground. They just left it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So I'm reading it's one hundred and fifty seven million,
the crown itself or the jewelry. What they're stole in
total totally wild. That's crazy. It's and by the way,
they're still they haven't found them. Oh wow, So how
did they get away the get away car?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They just got in the truck, the same truck in
their high vis and they drove unbelievable stuff. But I
do I want to focus on the high Viz part
of this because that's so awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's all I love that. As a man hunt, we
would love that.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
We don't condone the theft, obviously, but it's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's cool that they're on there on their un though.
It's like a movie. Really, it's like a movie. What
would you be doing from there? I'd be going to
someone that I know, no way, someone that owes me something.
That's what the police are doing. The police are thinking
of everyone you're connected with. It's true to go to
the last place they think it. What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Bush?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'd also swap cars quickly. Yeah, sure, swap cars. I
think that's the first thing you should do. Swap cars,
get a haircut, dye my hair, Have I send the
born identity?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You bloody have mate, that's what you and then hit
they don't see you on the CCTV. Hit Bush. No,
you don't need to hit. I'm hitting bush. I'm going
to a ranch. Anyway. I don't want to focus on
this ranch. You'd have to know someone.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I built a ranch six years ago and no one
knows where it is. That's how calculated I am. That's
how calculated. It am very good. I want to focus
on the high viz part of this, okay, because I've
always had a theory like if you're wearing high vis, like,
it's amazing the places that people would let you in.
But so thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.
I just want to hear from you, guys, how did
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you get into somewhere? So like you may have done
high vis as well like these guys, and managed to
just get access to something that you really shouldn't have.
Maybe it was a party that you weren't invited to.
I there's a couple of times I once had a
full it's just a full dinosaur costume. You remember the
dinosaur costume that I bought. Strange purchase. Anyway, I was
(03:52):
once not invited to a party and I just put
on a dinosaur outfit. Everyone assumes you're the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, that's true. It's actually extraordinary how easy it works.
Yeah that was what how are we? Twenty three?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Twenty three old man is a full dinosaur outfit, but
people let me in?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
He has No one else was dressed out twenty first,
No one, Yeah it was it was just it was
just a shindig. You having a full dinosaur kit.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You rock up at any party in a dinosaur outfit,
everyone assumes you're the entertainment.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah, you're doing something. Did you stay in the kit
for the whole night?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Wow, we suppose you can't really your identity had had
a beer.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's great, dinosaur on the corner having a beer, just
punching beers, hit the dance floor.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Another good one, I reckon. It's just carry a speaker.
Oh yeah, speaks.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You're holding a speaker. Yeah, I think anyone's letting you in.
Yeah that's yeah. I'm keen to hear what you've done. Again,
we don't condone if it led to illegal activity, don't
condone it. But yeah thirteen one oh six five. What
tactic did you use to get in somewhere.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
We'll take your calls up next on thirteen one O
six five. I think it's just confidence. Just get on
the phone storm.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I walk into a wedding once in France just because
I told the usher at the front what to do.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh brilliant, clean your shoes, mate, mate, Can you just
go and sort that out over there phone?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Great, there's a lot of chat. I mean, there's another
topic tomorrow. And just what's the first thing you do?
Because I'm just fascinated by how these guys are still
in the run.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, because that is happening on the run, jewel of
all highest movie knowledge piled into everyone's little brains.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
What you do? Ideally, you do it like the Italian
Job and put and you know, make sure that you
could explode the concrete underneath the car in the road
and then a replica car emerges.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I think there's a reason why it's a movie that
would be good though the Italian Job that would be
a good one. I think Ranch in the bush only
way to go. You've got to get to the ranch
though you're in the middle of Paris. Do you switch
through in the middle of the street, get yourself to
a helicopter.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Helicopter, you know they're patrolling the skies. Man, of course
they're patrolling like yourself. Look like a journalist or something.
A journalist, yeah, a little seven news helicopter. Yeah, just
where it could change it out changes key for me.
I think you got to change outfits within a minute.
Ten minutes after you've highted.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
They found high vis on the site, so they're already
in full tucks.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I imagine, just on the way to the opera, going
to the opera.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's a Saturday mate. What else they do in France?
Let's go to Christophe o'clock in the morning. Yeah, man,
they do warning opera Christoph. We want to know how
you got into a place. So, hey, you snuck into
a place. What did you do on thurday one oh
six five?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
How are you going?
Speaker 7 (06:36):
So you guys doing okay? So this is actually I
managed to get into opera bar New Year's party the opera.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You got into the opera?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
What are the chances? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
So you snuck o'clock in the morning though, Christolph.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well no, not exactly snuck in. It's it's New Years
if basically, and I wasn't able to get into the
area of it because it was full capacity. And so
I had all these checkpoints and I came up with
a story. I thinking, like, you know what, I'm just
gonna tell them, but I'm working an opera BA and
so first checkpoint, okay, a little bit questions, let me through.
Second checkpoint security, a little bit more inquisitive. They let
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me through. Third one. It's like, okay, the whole Spanish inquisition.
Who called you on? When did they call you a novice?
And what's Nate? I need to go to work. So
I go, okay, look now words, we're gonna call someone
ver and we're gonna get someone to get you over
here to let you in. And it's like, oh crap,
I might have to end up working in over dishes.
And so we're waiting, waiting, and finally I'll go, like, Nate,
(07:38):
I need to go to work. They're not coming, just
let me through. It's like, look if they need me,
and so they beski let me through, and I watched
the fireworks and enjoyed the evening.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Lovely, my beautiful, well done, your past, your past, the
three years there, good accent on him.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, and we don't know what he's.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Wearing accent helps. I don't know why helps. It gives
you an air of authority, the accent. Let's go to
Elizabeth here, Elizabeth, how do you sneak in someway?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's good. So this is a while back, but me
and my good friend of mine were invite to a wedding,
was an Indian wedding, and and it just got a
little bit bored and so forth, and we knew there
was another wedding upstairs and they are just going off
and we can hear them. Party. We go, you know,
let's let's creep out let, let's got the you know,
le just game to go up there. And we just
(08:32):
went up there. We just pretend we just mixed with
the crowd. We sat at the table, we drank champagne,
we had dessert, We blended in and they go, who's
friends of your friends.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
With the groom?
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Blah blah blah, and we just we just had the
amazing night.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No one, what are they going to do? Weddings are
a great place. We went to a whole movie based
on that called Wedding Crashes.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
We went to an engagement party once.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
We did.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But I think my problem was I went, I went,
I showed off on the dance floor and then I
got eyes on and then I remember I was.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Talking to something engagement party. Was that? I have no idea.
We just heard.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
We was at a yacht club and we were walking.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We were going to a friend's house near the yacht
club to go and pick something up.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And then we went past the yacht club again right,
And then we just went in and I remember I
was like giving a full like efectively giving someone a
lap dance, a lady of lap dance. And then she
was the mother of the bride.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
And then because I'm going to go to alie.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Ye, Ali, you you helped some people get in somewhere.
Speaker 10 (09:34):
Ali, I sure did not, justly, you know my real
name is not Ali.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
It was awesome.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
There was six of them, right, and they really really
wanted to go to this big festival and the only
way they could get in with the tickets were three
hundred dollars plus and they couldn't afford it. They were
just some young kids. So we came up with an
idea that a couple would hold some chopping boards tee towel,
some would hold some aprons they put the high business on,
and we had a food truck in the festival, and
they just started to chat, walk past security and just
(10:04):
walked straight through, went straight to the food truck, got
to the back of the truck, stripped, got their backpacks on,
which we already had in the food truck, and they
went and enjoyed their day.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Sorry they stripped, Yeah, because they got out of their
work cloth.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Oh sorry, I just had no idea why they were
getting nude.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Laura Henshoys in the studio. Welcome Laura. Great to have
you here.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Great to have you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I am not.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
I was like I was myself recently when I was
like when you left here, and I was like, I
really hope that Laura comes in here late in her
pregnancy because I reckon her baby brain is going to
be epic. And it is, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It is.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I still do it all the time, anytime someone says
happy birthday, and then I go, you too, Oh no, oh,
I enjoy the movie you two. I'm like, oh, you're
not going.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's just you, that's just you, that's just you on
it every day. But you pregnancy, how's it been?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're going to talk about this.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
I think okay, baby brain.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Yeah, well we can if you like, stop taking control.
What happened there? You tried to say this is what
we're going to talk about?
Speaker 10 (11:13):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Would you like to ask us some questions?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Now? Laura, go ahead?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Man?
Speaker 7 (11:18):
You are you?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I knew I knew this that you were gone.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
No today, are we gonna talk.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Chat?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
We will talk about in a second. Okay, So there
is I.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Promise baby brain is in that conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Great, there is a link.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I'm not I promise jet the jet. Let's start with
the news that you recently have stepped down as the
CEO of kick Let's talk.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Congratulations, thank you a hell of a tenure. So how
long were you in charge?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
For?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Five years?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Wow? And obviously founding it as well as there's plenty
going on there and hard to step down.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
It was actually something that we've been thinking about for
eighteen months because we've been We've been kickstarted ten years ago,
so it's been quite a lot. And I've been in
a similar role, even though I officially took the title
kind of five years ago, a similar role for ten years.
So yeah, we've been thinking about in the background and
with some plans that we have and just when you
start a business and you are and you're in a
(12:23):
CEO role all the things that I used to love doing,
not that I love the role very much, yeah, but
it becomes like that becomes like five percent of your
job because the rest of it is management and all
of these other things. So I'm really excited to be
able to have more time to do the things that
I love and bring out new CEO and who's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And so just to be clear that it was the
decision to step down a CEO which you made eighteen
months ago, that's totally separate to now the journeer on
with pregnancy and having a child.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Exactly right, Okay, yes, but it is. It's interesting timing
and it's been something I wanted to talk about because
I think a lot of people thought like, oh, I
wouldn't want anyone to think like, oh, you can't be
a say you're if you're a female and you're having
a child, because that's not not the case at all.
It just happened to be that when we found the
right person. Has taken a long time. I am pregnant, yes, yeah, wow,
(13:14):
and quite pregnant.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
These have a funny way of working themselves out, don't they. Yeah? Nice? Okay,
So with that context, yes, let's play the race with
a spoon audio, shall we? Let's do it your interview,
your show.
Speaker 11 (13:30):
There were rules I couldn't take. I wasn't just in
service of my career. I had to sort of have
this immediate balance of family and career, being a mom
and being a working actress.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's what it was also scary.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
When legally Blind became such a big hit. I wasn't
going to beg for parts. Parts were coming to me,
and that almost made it scarier because I wasn't picking
and choosing what I would reach and strive for. It
was more what will I not do? And so I
had to put boundaries in at a very young age.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, So why does that resonate with you so strongly
that audio?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I think it's interesting around motherhood, and when you sent
this through, I was so excited to talk about it
because I think I think Number one, we don't You
don't often hear men speaking about how children impact their career,
like very rarely in an interview would a man be asked,
how are you going to balance having kids?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
True?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I don't know if either of you have been asked
that often.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's not a go to a question. On the other
side of the thought, it's like every time, it's like
as soon as you find out, oh, you're you're pregnant
when you're going off work, and it's yeah, I have
not received the same questions yeah, well yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Mean it's funny, like I think it's just expected that
we carry on.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Really, yeah, exactly, And I think obviously it depends like
if someone's going to breastfeed and how much time they're
going to take, and that's everyone's choice. But it's been
really interesting, and especially around baby brain. So so in
the first kind of oh, maybe two months of being pregnant,
if I would make any mistake, which I make mistakes
all the time, like I would mark up the calendar
or whatever, and someone would write back to me on
(15:10):
an email, oh must be your baby brain. And at
the side, I thought it was really funny. I was like, oh, fair,
you've got something to blame this on. But then the
more I thought about it, I was like, actually, the
term is difficult because it then makes the assumption that
if someone is pregnant and then postpardon for like a
year that they're not within that that's competent, and it's
(15:32):
just not helpful for women in the workforce, I think,
because then it's like, okay, if someone gets pregnant or
even like when we're hiring people and if they're in
the child bearing age, I feel like it is a
bias that we have or that people have, society has
because it's like, oh, we can't hire them because you know,
they're pregnant, or they might get pregnant or whatever, and
they will be less competent because of this kind of
(15:53):
thing that we've labeled baby brain. And scientifically, you do
get your Our brains do change when we have a child.
So does if both depending if it's the same sex
relationship or whatever it is, both parents brain changes if
they're both involved in the child's life. But we don't.
Women don't lose memory by having the child. But sleep
(16:15):
deprivation impacts memory. Right, So there's things that sleep deprivation.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Or just cognitive function.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Exactly right, exactly right. But there's nothing scientific to say
that women get stupid or you know, less confident when
they're pregnant. But it's something that we play into and
it's it's funny, and it's not. It's not offensive in
any way, but it's just a term that we use.
But I think about it a lot, and so now
when people email it to me, and like, I made
that mistake before I was pregnant.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
So I've never I've never heard baby brain talked about
like that before.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
You're also you're also an incredibly competent person. So I
imagine you know if someone does say to you, hey,
is that your baby brain talk? You do you will? Yeah? No, i'
be exactly the same. Yeah, I'll be exactly How dare
you like? That's? Yeah? Get off, Get off my back.
(17:10):
But I do watch enjoy watching you make it to
give yourself every now and then.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I do want to ask you, though, I reckon. We
spoke to you a year and a half ago before
you were pregnant, and you're doing the podcast as well
of should I have kids? Not sure if you want
to have kids, and that idea of work did come up,
and you were kind of grappling with that idea of
I spend so much time at work and other things
like can I make the whole family thing work?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
How are you feeling about the whole thing now?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
How's your partner Dulton feeling about it.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Oh, it's it was actually a big part of it
was my identity because work has been a larger career,
large part of my identity that I didn't want to lose.
And so I think the further I've come on the
journey and the more people I have met, and especially
like women working in executive roles or you know, whatever
the role does have to be executive might be. What
I have found is a lot of the women that
(18:01):
haven't maybe stayed home for a long long time and
gone back to work and careers still stayed a really
big part of their life. They just don't talk about
it on social media. So you just don't really hear
a lot about it, which means why I was scared
that that wouldn't be able to be me. But it
can be. So that's been really good to navigate.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Do you think they don't do it because and I've
always thought it was very unfair. Of like when Abby
Holms is someone who works as a commentator for the
AFL and she returned to work after having a baby.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't know exactly what.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
The time was, seven weeks I think.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Seven weeks after that's right, yeah, there can online, just
like you shouldn't be at work, you should be at
home with the baby. How did you like seeing that
out there? How did that make you feel?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I get it's like, would you ever say that to
the dad if it's a heater sexual relationship? Like you,
we wouldn't say that, right. And for Abby, she's doing
the best thing for herself and if going back to
work means that she'll be a better parent, then it's
her decision of course.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Yeah, It's crazy how people project like that. I wonder
for some of them it's like they didn't have the
opportunity to do that so or maybe they didn't want to,
and so it's uncomfortable that she wants to.
Speaker 8 (19:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, so you and if you and Dalton discussed and
what does Dalton do for work? Does he?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
So he runs his own business, but he's actually also
just stepped down a CEO, so we've both both made
the move.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So he did he make his decision before pregnancy as well?
Or is his pregnant pregnancy related?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
He probably was a part of it, but not the
main the main thing.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, okay, so out of the two of you, like,
is there going to be like a if we have
to label like a primary caregiver out of the two
of you, or is it just going to be like
you're going to try and just like split it.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We haven't been parents yet, so I'm very like love.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
But I think the road to Hell is paid for.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Both both equal. That's kind of what where we want
to aim for. And obviously it will ebb and flow
like everything does. But that's how we want it. We
want to do it. But he's very regimented and he
wants to have a two hour schedule overnight. He made
us write it down. It's very nice. He's thinking about it. Yeah,
eight six pm until the next day and two hours
(20:23):
every two hours someone has to have.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Child's waking up at ten am.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Since we haven't we haven't had children, He said, Laura,
I'm going to take eight pm until two am, but
I'm not going to go to sleep the whole time.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Why just in case the baby needs me.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
You will be so wow when you can.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I love the idea.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If you're sitting up being like, no, it's my shift,
just punching red bulls preparing is really late.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh wow, to be fair, getting back in his jobs something,
to feel his time.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I was listening to babies crying in preparation. Wow, Like
I caught a baby boot camp. Ridiculous. Wow, don't do that.
It's not the same as having a real baby crime.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
So, so when do you officially stop work or have
you officially stopped work?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I haven't yet. I've stepped out of the role, but
I'm still.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Working because you're aware that all of this could flip
very quickly. I was just thinking of a friend of
mine who's a high power, Like she's a partner at
a personal injury firm. She works incredibly hard, and she
recently just took her mat leave, and I think the
first week she was she caught it with like a
maide of mine's dad for coffee, just to fill the time,
like she like she was proper. And I know how
(21:38):
busy you are, so you know there will be probably
a gestation period.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
There mind the pun off when you begin this change
of your life. That's all you've known.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it'll be like wow, and then because I mean
it's funny, we're asking all these questions, you won't like,
you won't know exactly, you won't know, and then you
hear all these stories of other people who career people,
their whole lives, they have a child, they throw the
whole thing out of the window and they're like, why
would I ever do anything to do with that ever again?
And then you know you got the abby who knows
it's all so different from everyone. There's no way you
can do it. Yeah, certainly not a two hour by
(22:13):
two hours a nightly.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
For two hours. I was like, I think that's for four.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I've got forty five minutes to go and I wake
up them.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I really hope Dad's awake.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Oh Dad, you're still there? Still in my shift? Hey,
I before before we let you go? Apparently, am I
right in saying that someone very famous lid into your
DMS recently?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Is that right from ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
This is analys has fed this to me and she's
typing furiously, now, who is it? That's hot maail from
ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Who is analyst? Who is an analyst? And she said
it on the Kickpod. Yes, okay, so this was Yeah,
you know you can just Buzzy and analytes. You don't
have to type. Go on Buzzy and mate, go.
Speaker 9 (22:57):
Set it on the kickpod. Laura, here we go.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
I don't have ten years.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Ago famous people sliding in, so there's only been one.
He's pretty good though, Yeah, yeah, I reckon, Actually maybe
it was. She was quite a long time.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Freshened it up a little bit, deal.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
David Beckham for what reason? Well, we worked together.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yes, and then she worked together.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yes, would work together.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
We both are ambassadors for I don't know if he
still is, but for ai A, which is an insurance company.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
Really, yes, an ambassador for insurance company, being ambassadors for
you know, charity and stuff. But you can be an
ambassador for like yui, what do you mean I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
An ambassador for Amy?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
David was a global.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Oh sorry sorry, Yeah, So he DMS you and says
he just.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Said, like, lovely to meet you. He's really lovely.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's nice, yeah, beautiful, Yeah, yes, how do you? How
did you like? How did you bat that off? Like?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Are you or did you like? What did you engage?
What sort of chat to engage in there with? David Beckham?
Speaker 3 (24:07):
It's lovely to meet you too, And then we were
catching up. We had another event tomorrow, so I said
see you tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, And how was he?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
How was he in person? David? Was it weird because
you d M the night before. No, not in that
way he DM.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
You, but it wasn't it that time of all.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Dms are like that work your mind. I haven't been
on social media for a long time, but in my
in my game, if David Beckham's sliding.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Into your d ms, he's a professional, is unbelievable. You
see him take a free kick like your dms were.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So there's no chat the next day, were you like,
thanks for thanks for messaging me.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Just because your private messaged me last night. By the way, David,
he's very.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Busy and he has like ten escorts around him. Escorts, Yeah,
like people just supporting.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't know, he's got like an entourage something. He's
just hanging out with sex workers and you definitely what
is the world?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Woodies?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Task me anything?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Get anything done with Air Tasker? Okay, what's all week?
We've been leveling up the show all thanks to the
hardworking people at Air Tasker coming in here getting a
range of things done for us this week. It's a
thousand dollars a job. I mean, good man. The task
that we put up for today was just come in
and assemble a hammock for me because I've always wanted
to do the radio show from a hammock. Noah's answered
(25:32):
the call on air tasker. He's in here for a
thousand dollars, and I've got to say, I've never seen
a hammick go up faster.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I've never seen a hammock go up. But I assume
that was quick on averages. I mean, how easy was that?
Now walk in the park.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Honestly, Wow, there you go. You can get in touch
with Noah privately, by the way, Elevated Trade Services on
a reach out to know what he does. You do everything,
property upgrades and does the work.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
We specialize in all sorts of property maintenance, an upgrades,
anything that you can think of.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
You get in touch with no Elevated Trade Service. I'm
going to see if your what your hamming.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Skills are like now now, because this is what I'm
going to be doing the showing for the remainder of
the show. Hang on, you're going to be in a
hammock for the remainder of the show.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Moving to a roaming mic, Moving to a roaming mic,
moving to a working is a strong volume on that
roaming MIC's go yeah, I gotcha. Don't give him any tips. No,
I'd love to see you stack here. Here we go.
Speaker 12 (26:24):
Oh, a lot of pressure on those piles.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
A lot of pressure on those piles. Did you lie
about your weight?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
You did, didn't you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I'm not a touch plast sixty. You look very uncomfortable.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
No, oh God, you'll go get him in a teo.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Okay. Can I have a pillow? No?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Why no?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Because your thing was asking for a hammer. You didn't
ask for a pillow. I might need one for this
is actually not now. I'm good you look.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
You look look a lot more comfortable now.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Thanks, Noah, it's obviously well mate.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Well don't know, Noah. And then right up there I'll
be taking all the calls for phone alone from the hammock. Yeah,
we are doing all thanks.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
To our air task You get anything done with air Tasker.
Play the opener to.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Get into it.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
He gone down there in that hammock.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's okay.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
You look very uncomfortable, like I mean, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
I can't control this Reggaeton version of it doesn't feel
like I'm on a tropical island. It feels like I'm
in someone's backyard in the southwestern suburbs of Perth and
they've got like a tiki torch parade around me.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That's what it feels.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You kind of look like you're in a hospital bed
and someone's played with the controls and put you up
a little bit too much. You look awful.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I feel I feel ill, I feel very old.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
I'm glad you spent one thousand dollars on that though.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Let's do alone, well alone, you do have to stay
in that hammock though, for this entire spot. So fine
a line right now, you are trying to convince us
that you were in the car with your partner. We
decide is your partner actually there or you just putting
(28:12):
on a voice India a week ago, I accused someone
of making up having a girlfriend a week long callback.
That's it, just chicking. Let's go to lockey here, lockey,
I'm thirteen one and six five. You're in the car
with your partner?
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Okay. What's your what's your partner's name?
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Rachel?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Rachel?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
How long have you been seeing Rachel?
Speaker 13 (28:39):
Four?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Then together for four years?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Four years? All right? Stuff?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Okay? Can we can we hear from Rachel place?
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Hikay?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Rachel?
Speaker 9 (28:52):
What first attracted you to Locky Rachel.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
You got down?
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Are you American? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Certainly you're from the States.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
No, I'm not an American.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Is there an accent there? You're Scottish?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Sorry, not not picking that up at all. So what
how did how did Lucky approach you four years ago? Rachel?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
How were you wooed by Lucky? You kissed the kissed beautiful?
We're all great romances start in Scotland or in Australia.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
In Australia and what were you doing in Scotland?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Rachel was in Scotland. Yeah, what we were working, you know.
Did you come.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay? Do you put Lucky back on that?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Right?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Good, good Lucky?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I like, what do you reckon? Woods? What are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
I think it's pretty I think it's pretty bloody obvious.
And this is obviously an embarrassing moment for you, Lucky.
You are national radio. We're just putting on the voice
of a fake girlfriend, which you do not have. It's
just you in the car.
Speaker 13 (30:03):
Lockey had a good crack, mate, had a good crag.
You might have lost me at Scotland, Lucky. Yeah, you
definitely don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
I'm Scottish.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
That's hot.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Well yeah, well no, that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like that was the let's give us what do you
think a Scottish person sounds.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Like you give it a crack American, Wasn't it was?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
American? Give a Scottish, Give a Scottish lucky, just give it,
Just say, just say, you're listening to Will and Woody
in your best Scottish accent.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Give us think of any buddy, Yeah better, nowhere.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Near better, as I'm sure our audience knows. My my,
my wife, mim is very much in the drop zone.
Oh yeah, drop maybe could come at any moment. So
last night, will we found ourselves.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Doing a little bit of acupuncture. Oh is in you
administering the needles?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Not quite?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, you have to be qualified for that, you do.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Look, I think I I've learned a long time ago
that I cannot be trusted with needles or anything sharp anyway,
So she went, she went and saw in acupuncture. Like
you you get light headed around needles, I think, is
what you're trying to say. Exactly right, Yeah, blood is
an issue for you.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't like the side of blood.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
So she goes to see an acupuncturist and then Mim
basically said to the acupuncturist, he, is there anything my
partner can be doing to kind of like hit these
pressure points to kind of like.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Because there are different points, aren't they? How does that work?
Because don't they go like in between your thumb is
you know, your back, and you know in between your
elbow is your neck isn't they're all They're all linked.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You've got a headache, press here if you've that's extraordinary
constipated price.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
That just seemed like the biggest loaded bs you've ever
heard a puncture.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Or Mim loves it.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, I'm sure there's like a placebo effect where you
go like, wow, it's scientifically it does seem a little
bit like reiki. You have you seen that wave my
fingers in front of your foot and get rid of
your pain. They've got that poster with the mind map
and it all makes sense.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You go, yeah, pressure point there that equals brain pressure
point there, instapation or whatever, you know what I mean?
Right anyway, So basically Mim got given this pamphlet from
the acupuncturist who was like, oh, here are some pressure
points that can like ease you towards labor maybe inducing
like a labor Okay, right, so oh.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, where's the pressure point for baby out? Where's the
eject button? Well? Good question.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well I set up a couple of candles in the bedroom,
like your acapuncturist.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Is here, mademoiselle.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
And so I'd read up these I've read this book
Skim read it to be fair, Skim read this booklet
which basically talk me all these pressure points yep. And
I just I was just hitting them. I was just
hitting the points, mate. It was like I was an
acupunctur or whisperer. It's like I could just find them
from field. It was quite a dark room. I could
just find them from feel and I'm hitting these points.
And at some point I actually said to mem I
was like, Mim, I think I'm so good at finding
(33:17):
these pressure points, Like I reckon, the baby could pop out,
like right here in the bed, like just be warned.
Speaker 9 (33:23):
I'm just like, mate, it's like she's got like the
karate kid.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
So when I said this to her, when I was like,
I think I'm quite gifted at finding pressure points, she
at that point kind of like rolled over and looked
at me and laughed at my face. And she was like,
what is it with men thinking that they're automatically amazing
at something with zero experience?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
She was like, you all do it every single men
just good with their hands. You do it all the time,
you do it. I am naturally gifted at some things.
And there we go, that's just that's his gifts and
hit with zero experience some things.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We were talking to a few women who rode across
the Pacific Ocean, and I believe you made the comment
of I reckon I could do that.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
You didn't say two? Then, no, I didn't say that.
What I said was, I didn't say that I could
not have done that. I want to make that very clear. Okay,
I want to make that very clear. Okay, Yeah, anyway,
thirteen one oh sixty five is the number. What does
your bloke think he's amazing at with zero experience? What's
(34:32):
the thing that he's claimed, Because again according to my wife, mim,
all guys do it, if all guys do it out there,
what does your partner with zero experience?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
I think he's incredible at. I don't know if it's
necessarily like like this does occur whenever there's a fire.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
Oh, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
There's always like five guys who just like like, have
you built a fire before?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
No yet?
Speaker 8 (34:59):
Do you know?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yes? Does you know what he's doing over there?
Speaker 8 (35:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (35:04):
No, you need sure, you need small sticks, small sticks.
I think he's got the base wrong. I think he's
got the base there's not enough air getting in there.
And then you asked, always the same guy's just moth. Yes,
mind the part, it's moths to a flame. It's crazy,
you asked the guy who's making the directions. You go,
all right, so you must really experience No, never done it,
never done it before. I just love it. The other
one for me is navigation. Oh, just just getting anywhere? Yeah,
(35:26):
take that way? No, no, I wouldn't go that way.
Would you go that way? You're gonna get caught in
the traffic there? What time is it? What time are
you going?
Speaker 8 (35:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The time you go? He even gone that way before?
I would know, you would know. Or you want to
see the view. There's a good view going that way. Actually,
and they go is jump in the right lane the
whole way down there. They go against maps as well.
They don't listen to map. I know, yeah, I'm pretty
sure maps is on it.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yeah, alet's go to Courtney here on thirteen one o
six five Google Maps.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
On satellite view. That's how you do it. That's how
you do it. See the trails, See the trails. I
hate it. I hate it, Courtney on thirteen one oh
sixty five. If your blog does this.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He thinks he's awesome and something with zero experience.
Speaker 8 (36:01):
Yes, correct, she thinks he's amazing at cooking steak, but
deep down it's kind of disgusting.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
So what's that?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Where's he falling down? Courtney with his steak cooking?
Speaker 8 (36:10):
Oh he reckons that cultic salt is the best to
put on the steak, but he cooked it the other
night and I literally choped because there was too much
salt on the stage.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
All of these I feel like there is an undue
expectation on men to be good at these things. So actually,
the reason that these men aren't good at these things
but think they are good at them is because they
don't want to admit that they're bad at them, because
that would be unmanly.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's very true.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Like I remember when we first got a barbecue at home,
and Sam said to me, like she went out to barbecue,
and I was like, do you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Want me to do that? And she was like why
why would I get you to do that? Like I've
never seen you barbecue anything in your life before. Why
would you have any idea? And I was like, what
are you going to do? And she was like, probably
just watch a YouTube clip and I was like, I've
never done that women, And then I watched a YouTube
crip on, how do you my weber? The other day? Unbelievable? Yes,
I did the sausages in ten minutes, lid down, turn
(37:04):
them once. It makes sense. Best we've ever had. I've
never done that in front of another guy. I think
about the amount of barbecues we've had where we're standing around.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
It's just like you're just turning them. Yeah, you're just
turning the snags. I often say, I'm just going to
feel it. It's just like why people go howling over
with the chicken fip.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I just feel it. It's my fresh moment. When I
went over to a mate's house recently and he like
to stop watch and lid down and he's like, we're
not touching it. We're just we're going by the book here. Yeah,
I'm on that with my whip a snippering as well.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
It's just you get a bit arrogant with that day
and there's all these chunks in the grass where I've
gone to a DAP clearly, and I still think I'm amazing.
Let's go to Brody here. Brody, you you want to
make a claim here. You're a bloke.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
You think you're amazing at something with really zero evidence.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Ah yeah, me and my my wife are having this
conversation last night, and I'm pretty pretty out of it.
Speaker 10 (37:50):
I could fly a plane, maybe just not a land it.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
Pretty of it.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
I could just fly in the air.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Why do you think that, Brady?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Can it be just kind of accelerating hold it in
the Yeah, it's kind of just like driving a car accelerate.
I don't know if there's an accelerator in a plane.
Oh god, one, you can add one.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Watch the movie watching as well. You just kind of
get used to that, same as holding a gun.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
I feel like every man, like you know, I was
watching this clip the other day which was people just
people who are holding guns for the first time with
them injuring themselves shooting them and how common that is. Yes, yes, yeah,
kickback the kickbacks is going just shooting anything. Guys just
think that it was shooting anything. We were born with
his ability to be able to shoot, because we've seen
Jason Bourne do it. The only really funny, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yeah, let's go to a musha here, Amsha. Your bloke
thinks he's amazing at something, but there's really no evidence
to back it up.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Absolutely, so my my husband to come. He's not a chiropractor,
he's an IT experts, but he's been for a few
sessions for himself and now he claims he knows all
about it and he's a professional chiropractor and he's got
ten ten scores form every one of my friends and
me being the doctor, I'm very worried about other safety.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
On, hang on, hang on, he's doing Cairo now on
mates with zero Like if.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
They've got neck pains and shoulder pains, He's like, I'm
over here. I know the drill. He knows it. He
cracks it and they feel amazing.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Sorry, he's cracking backs and he's cracking with no education.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
Yeah, that's very scary to be honest, and you're a doctor.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
I am you're allowing, You're allowed.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
I don't, I don't know, absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I think that's just what chiropractors do though. Yeah, that's
just that's just a car.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Had to practice. They've done, They've done the.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Car.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
She's great, she's great. She put like a staple gun
on the back of my legs. Never felt better.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Sounds about Woodrow. Battle of the Gens is a very
popular segment on this show. We get junior producer and
a Lisa in here. She's a Genzetta. She tries to
defend her generations on her look. That has taken into
this chut recently in terms of the format. A best
of five quiz where we got two topics, one of
them familiar to a millennial, one of them familiar to
a gen Zetta. Last week or this week, I should
say it was ninety sitcom characters which you should have
(40:12):
known very well or YouTubers. So I'll read out a
name and then it was names as buzzes as to
which one you thought it was. So you guys in
the best of.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Five, you went to a piece it's huge, and we
both take it incredibly serious, like far too seriously, embarrassingly serious.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I would say it was embarrassingly serious. Yeah, now we
got down to the final one. Huge does get bigger,
huge moment. Is this a ninety sitcom character or a YouTuber?
Is what I asked?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Here's what so you and then you change it wasn't
names as buzzers because you were like, no, no, no, no,
that's almost cheating. Now we had to just like say
whether to get like at the same time, we had
to say whether it was nineties sitcom character or YouTuber?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Now, analyst, do you think what he said? What do
you think what he said? Here? I think what he
said literally nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
I will hang on.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
That's ridiculars. Did you know what do you think you said?
Ninety sitcom character? Do you think he said a YouTuber?
Speaker 8 (41:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I think there was some sort of there was some
sort of prime nutural. There was a primal guttural noise
at the start, and that was just my obviously my adrenaline.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
But then quite clearly, I say, YouTuber, well, let's tell
listen to it, Ryan Trahann.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
I barked, youber. I barked like a dog, and I
barked like a dog.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
A vice ad it so you can hear it clearly
again YouTuber, you you well or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Mark had a bit of fun because audio and cut
it into different circumstances.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Is the first one.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yesterday morning, I came out into the front yard and
the dogs were across the bad and as soon as
they saw me, they came bounding over.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
And I just made at the front doors.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Just that works.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
We've got a bunch more of them.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Just for the record, I am saying, YouTuber, wait again,
played again. It's not ninety's movie character, No you die.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
It almost says that you're saying ready to die like
you're like doing it like a battle chant, like I'm
ready to die for you, ready to die for you.
But the battle makes sense because I was in a battle,
You're in a battle. We're gonna have to we have
to redial with that next week. Before we get to that, though,
our audio producer Mark the Man Daniel has had some
fun with this. So I think we've got it as
a song. Oh no, I think we've got it. It
(42:39):
actually comes up in Harry Potter.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
Oh that's excited, Wong's out the Reddit, scared Potter.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
What two?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
I'm not gonna lae from the Harry Putty kids as well.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
That's Danny.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Is that a spell?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
It should be? It should be. I believe the Baja
Man also mixed it into a song.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
There you shop, Shop, Shop.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Now you drop Battle of the Gens and be back
next week.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
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