September 2, 2025 • 42 mins
- Ignored Parental Advice
- Manu Fiedel tries Woody's attempt at his Chocolate Mousse
- The regular joke in your house no-one appreciates
- Battle of the Gens
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We are fresh off our dad venture, taking our three
year old girls camping for the first time. Love to
hear from you guys to start the show at actually
thirteen one o six five. What is your best piece
of parental advice?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So if you got some great parental.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Advice for us, please give us call on thirteen one
oh six five. Let's play the way in a second,
because here are our girls, Max and Remy, three years old,
each wrapping up the weekend camping. But we have got
the girls here with us looking pretty frazzled at the
end of a big weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
How are you feeling, Remy?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh not so good?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Not so good? Okay, are you tired?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
But I am so tired. How are you feeling Max?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
I feeling tired?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Did you have a good time with Remy?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What did you do with Remy?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
And hey, Remy, who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
And was that amazing? When Elsa and Anna were here?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah? Yeah? And makes you did you toast marshmallows for
the first time? Yeah? Were they good?
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
How many marshmallows did Remy have for five or six.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How many marshmallows did you have? Remy too?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
We four, five, eleven?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I think you a. Were you very excited after your marshmallows?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Were you trying to have a conversation with Elsa and
not letting them go to sleep?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's not it's not it's not anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, it's not hurting anyone. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are talking Jewish back
and forth now, so we might get you out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I know, Bye, I'm still talking to me. Yeah, I know,
but it might be time for you guys.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Do you have anything to say, Jeff, anything to say
to Max before we go?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Rem well to just shady?
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh, and she's out.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Do you want to say anything to Remy before you go?
But did you have a nice weekend?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Remy? I had a nice weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Goodbye, I love you and Max?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Remy I left.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
Oh that's really sweet, asked for and.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Actually so nice.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's gonna be some willing Woody merch coming out very soon.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But capitalizing your kids cuteness, mate.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Right, Usually I'm a business mind.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's about Jordan's saying I love you it was a
beautiful weekend with them. As you guys can hear, it's
great moment. There's also challenging moments. And I have asked
people to call thirteen one and six five with your
best piece of parental advice, because I feel like camping
really is just a lot of don't do this, and
why don't do this? And why you're constantly trying to
(03:06):
tell your child not to get cold, not to get wet,
not to go near the fire, not to poke at
the animals, not to put the sticks in their eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like it's just that's the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
And even if your explanation is perfect, they will do
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's right, as best exhibited in this audio and this
video you can see on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Will the money, but have a listen.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Once it gets cold, it's very hard to get warm again,
you know. But if you stay at warm anyway, you
don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's a good person.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Another golden nugget fights the dust.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That brings me so much joy.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It just brings me so much joy.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Another golden nugget fights the dust. What's your golden nugget?
Thirty one and six five. What's your best piece of
parental advice?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Amy? Hey, Amy, you're a.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Parent, Yes i am. I've got six.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Congratulations on the six. Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
What is What is the best I.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Can say to my kids?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Is you only once live for today.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Not for tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Tomorrow has never promised.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
And.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Alarm.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I imagine that happens to Amy a lot when there's.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Towards the end, There wasn't it. That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It was lived for today, not for tomorrow because tomorrow, Amy, Sorry,
there was, there was luck going on.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm going to try again, Amy, Yeah, live for today.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Not for tomorrow, to tomorrow has never promised.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Really always trust to go yeah, go again. I think
that's defying it. Beautiful advice, but no child's going to
hang on to that. You gotta keep it short like
this is my main money to Remy is always lower
your expectations.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ah, that is such. Why Why is that?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because then you're always pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You can't rich on it. No, it's been too long. Yeah,
that's where I feel. If you hear this audio again,
I would have been fine if I just had it said,
just keep a jacket on, stay warm, stay dry.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My problem was, I justified it to myself.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Once it gets cold, it's very hard to get warm again,
you know. But if you stay warm anyway, you don't
have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because I shouldn't have said because nugget lights the dust.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
You can almost hear the moment where her head turned
away from you to look for something entertaining to do,
and that was a puddle.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, what's your favorite piece of
parental advice?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Rebecca, don't go any hot things. My kids love to
go near the oven when it's on.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
How do you I'm actually on the other end of
the scale here, Rebecca.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
What well, we like your daughter going near hot things.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We actually went through this thing where we realized we
couldn't convince it to not go through the hot thing,
so we actually just let her.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I said, no, I thought it was hot. I was like,
if you touch it to get.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Better, touched it, you go, oh god, don't get is
a constant thing for me?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Is like I don't know what's going to learn it
way better?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, burn seems like a like a tough one to
do that with though, uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But also the lesson was learnt very well, and I'll
tell you why I would do it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Even to this day, the best reality TV show exit
of all time belongs to the New Fidel in s
A s Australia.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Are you sure you want to give me your number?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yes, grab your bargain.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
I came on this course to prove something to myself.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And I just realized I don't need to prove anything.
I've got a good life.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
I've got a good life, and I wanted back and.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
In the studio right now, and I got it back.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Every time we speak to you, we've going to play that.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
We all just needed a bit of a.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
We actually had a chance for playing the audio again before.
Did you Did you go into that knowing I'm a
chance to pull out really early or no?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
No, no, no no. I wanted to do I call chances
and say I wanted.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
To prove myself.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
But then then I was the person I've never met
before on that show. I couldn't recognize myself. You know,
I'm loud and sure, I was silent, and I was
closing down.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I went, what the he I'm doing?
Speaker 11 (07:30):
That's when I realized I wasn't trying to prove anything
to me too. For myself, I was trying to prove
for the rest of the world I'm not enough enough
for that. And I've been doing this all my life.
And obviously there's a funny side to it. But that
was the day that and I'm not bullshitting, that was
the day that changed being who I wanted to be, the.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Real me really cool.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's it's really true that I woke
up and said, that's it. I don't need to be
nice to the one or for the purpose off think
like I'm just now, I'm just me and that's it awesome,
that's really nice.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
And that's why you're an asshole now too.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, you were so lovely before sis.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I caught sure from Fruscia.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hey so, and that you continue to be an asshole
on TVs right across the country My.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Kitchen Rules season fifteen, is that right? Last night? Episode one?
That's wild man, it is work.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Speaking of your transformation, you were thirty five when they started.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
All right, all right, yeah, and I was thirty five
kilos too now I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, it's been a journey.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, listen, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
And I was talking about earlier on when I was
spitched to do that show, it was kind of a
competition against the other one. But we started skin of
six months before, so we didn't think we were going
to do anything like fifteen years later. Were still a
great co host to work with.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Colin.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, or you too.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
As we spoke to he was coming out of the
shower and you you.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What do you do.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
In a tow?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, he was in the town.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You guys do off the old, off the Green. That's
just a chance for you two to get away and.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
Yeah, well yeah, it's both weekend every weekend and get
pay fight.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Am I?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Right?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
And sending the story from that show where you thought
that he punched you.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
We were shooting guns and it got stopped by the
gun and it was like a punch in the face.
So when you turn around, I was there and he
saw that kind of elbowed in the face until until
everyone was laughing at him because he had to be half.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
A circle.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Bleeding from the butt of the game.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
You've got to watch this show. I know we're talking
about him off the Green. It's coming after right.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Awesome, you're gonna piss really just off the laciers.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
Yeah, they're not scraped, just camera following us hunting, fishing,
gathering with a carb and that's nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah right, you farting all the whole thing, just like.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
That's awesome, farting, farting, you know, the car and you
argue like, you know, oh are you sticking?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
You know, all of that, all of that add your
to your wife.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Speaking of your wife. My writers that you met in
a club.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's clean.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
That's that story. I'd love to hear that story.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Yeah, well, you go clubbing and then you tell the
beautiful girl on the dance floor and you go and boogie, you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Know, so it was it So it was on the
dance floor, because what do you and I thought it
was in the both we thought, you know.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
The true story is Level six was the VIP level
and that's where I was going to and there was
those four girls in the lift. They disciplined and then
was only half of them and they kind of lost
each other and they were saying, oh, I've lost my friend,
and say.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I sure you where they are?
Speaker 11 (11:06):
I still went two Level six and the rest is history.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
And you never found the friends again.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Just one I could for you he's hard to take seriously.
He's don't go to take us very seriously.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Well, you can see him on TV obviously in My
Kitchen Rules to Night seven thirty Channel seven seven plus.
Episode one was last night. It is back for season fifteen.
We're very excited about that, Manu. But we're also very
excited about something that we've prepared for you. So we
know that obviously, you obviously are a professional chef.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You've got a.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Literality of recipes on your on your website, cookbooks, et cetera.
Wood he has had a crack at one of your recipes.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
This actually appeared in Good Food and Wine or a
Good Food and Wine show in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's Manu's dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
A great moose. It's a great moose. I loved the recipe.
I had to crack at it about ten minutes ago.
And it's been a dream of mine to be judged
by you. Oh that, I think it's worth you seeing
the preparation of your dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay, alright, cooking one of Manu's recipes. Here we go,
Manu's dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Too easy.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Now, before I do any cooking. I always have a
little spoonful of peanut butter.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Chocolate two hundred gram seven yolk lip easy.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh, so we're fifty grams short. I'll just do a
little bit less of everything else plays chocolate and butter
and butter.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
It's just slightly less butter now, so fifty grams of
unsalted butter.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I learned this last time. Little markers.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Place chocolate and butter in a heat proof bowl. Tick
set over a saucepan. When chocolate Okay, that sounds like
a microwave job.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Whisk egg whitelling.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Fine bitter crunch, bit of crunch for the moose one two, three, four,
five six one yoke.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
We're supposed to have one yolke.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
It's good, it's goods melted, it's gone a bit hard.
Heat until mud like, okay, So use mixer. Whisk egg
whites until foamy. Whisked egg yolk into chocolate mixture. Whisk yolk, okay,
then stir in one third of the beaten eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So that's just I'm just skipping a step.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I'm gonna read that chocolate this.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Look at this serve six.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
All right? Do you want me to start with the comments? Firstly,
you would be amazing on my kitchens.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Your people told to my paper, yes, we'll get it going.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
No, I think it would be perfect for TV. But it'speaceless,
not because.
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Because there's two elements to cooking. There's ingredients and there's methods.
So you followed the ingredient, but you didn't follow the
method whatsoever I tried. And there's also a third part,
which is the right equipment and that little stick blender
that doesn't whip the egg whites. You have to have
a whisk attachment on that to make a meringue.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
A good chef doesn't blame the tools though, but you should.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Not blame You should blame yourself, not the tools. And
also you don't melt a cleaning my crave because it
becomes it doesn't melt, it becomes a solid.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, it kind of like mud.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
And you've got to.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Do it in a glass bowl so you can mix something,
not in a square plastic container. There's so much I
can This is just ten seconds in my life I
can give you. I can write a whole book on that.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Maybe maybe off it. We're walking to that conversation off here.
Do you want to try the most? No, we've got.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It, We've got it.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You're celebrating watching that video.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh well wait, it's actually well present points for presentation.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Well, I see myself in the.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Okay, I say, before you try it, you are partially
to blame for this, Manuela, because it's your moose.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
No no, no, no, there's a team effort.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No no, no no, don't blame you for anything.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I actually didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That would be really hard for you, because this is
because this is your thing, like cooking is your thing?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does it hurt you when someone abuses your recipe like that?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
It doesn't hurt me because they're just hurt themselves. But
I'm okay with it because you didn't actually follow the recipe.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yes, here we go. Maybe I've improved your recipe.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It's not even set.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Drank it like a soup? How is it?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Listen, I've had worse, really really, but that is terrible.
It's not set.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
It's too sweet, it's it's not it's not a mooseok
that soup.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I could dunk my croissant in there.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well that sounds nice.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
That sounds maybe you should write your own good book. Yeah,
and did not shade with anyone?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can take that home if you're like.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Risbone.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Bronco star Reese Walsh is in a fair bit of
hot water because of a video he uploaded of himself.
Now he's done this as a joke, but yeah, Walsh,
but people missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
People were taking this seriously.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Basically, it's him kneeling next to a toilet and effectively
he's explaining to people in a satirical fashion that to
cover from from games, he's been drinking toilet water. And
then in the video he proceeds to drink the toilet.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
To recover the muscles.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
This toilet world.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You know, you just give a.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Little drink, so pretty gross stuff. The truth behind that
is that he's renovating his home. It was an untouched,
very clean toilet and he just thought, what a funny gag.
I'll do it with a clean toilet. I'll make it
seem like I'm drinking dirty toilet water.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Effectively, the Brisbane Broncos, that's the team he plays for.
They released a statement saying that the whole saga was
a joke that had badly missed the mark and it
just so this just reminded me of I think jokes
that I go for in the household, generally speaking to
my partner Mim that she thinks missed the mark by
(17:55):
a mile. But in my head, I'm always like, no,
this is this is goodo gear And it's a shame
that you're not giving me the credit for the joke
that I'm going for.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And I'd love to know I'm thirteen. It's annoying for
me because I'm.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Like, I mean, the joke that you're making annoying for them.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I'll tell you the joke that I go for a
lot in a second with Mim. But thirteen one oh
sixty five is the number. Is there a regular joke
that you go for in your house that your partner hates?
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Or I'll hear it from the other side as well, like,
are you the partner of someone who goes for a
joke that you just do not find funny? My joke
with Mim and I think you'll agree, will that this
is just champagne comedy every single time we've got a
like a social event to go for and yeahs that
classic exchange between the two of us, or you're you're
getting a frock on. I'm getting dressed as well, and
(18:46):
you know there's that moment where you you show.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Each other your outfits or whatever. I will almost every time,
I will undo my under I know, I know this
is immature, but it's just a bit of fun in
the house. I undo my zipper and have have it out.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
And then I walk in like really seriously and just
be like, okay, I'm ready to go with you.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Are you ready to go? And it's just in the
little guy.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
The little guy's out, So she gives a similar response.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She just does not find it funny. It's just because
I think the more times I do it, surely I'm
going to get a laugh at some point of what
is a great visual gag. She has never laughed.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Now.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
I am going to come straight back at her though,
because she also goes for some jokes in the house,
which I don't appreciate.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
So her go to joke.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
She'll hate me telling you this, but she often goes, oh,
I really gotta She goes, I've really got to go
to the toilet, and I go, yeah, no worries, and
then she'll go. She'll she'll go to the corner and
pull her pants down to her ankles and then like
pretend like she's just.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Gonna go in the corner. No, it's not funny, not funny,
it's strange. No, welcome to my house.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
That's really strange.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
So look, we definitely have it in our relationship.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
You don't have this in your relationship, like one of
you going for a joke that nah, there are a few.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, get a share well so that you know.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You know, like when one of yours in the shower
and the other one wants to come in the shower
straight after you. Yeah, like if you're both going somewhere,
for example. Yeah, so I tend sends me in the
shower first because I'm I take longer. Yeah, so she
sends me in first. I get in there, and then
when she's ready to come in, I let her in.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But as she sidles in, I always turn the forcet
on freezing.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Cold, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's good gear. That's hilarious, good gear last for about
two seconds. Yeah, that was great. That's good shock, good
shock factor.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
And she never finds that funny.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I also ring the doorbell every time I leave the
house on my bike. Really, yeah, I'm gone, there's no
one there.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
That good.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I mean, it's annoying. They are all very annoying. It's
a good humor that yeah you know, yeah, yeah, I
also changed. I also yeah, I put the empty battery
in the iby thing every time she goes to use it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yours are very annoying. Thirteen one sixty five is the number?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Is there a regular joke that your partner absolutely hates?
The joke that heaters go for all the time, the
something shit you think it deserves more credit. I think
it's just it's just tough when you work so hard
to craft good humor in the home and your partner
doesn't reward you for that creativity.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, well, I think it gets tired woods after a
number of years, the same bit, the same bit gets.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know why we find it funnier. Why should
I do so?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I do because the more annoying it gets for them,
it's funnier it gets for you.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Like whenever we're going on a walk, and she should
know that it's coming to this stage.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
But I'll be like, God, can you can you think
that duck? Can hear a duck? I swear I can
hear a duck cracking boom past wind. It's every good
she'll love, but she'll duck down.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Boom?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, that Max is into My daughter is into the
grafveler at the moment. I love the yeah, and so now.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think I can hear a gruffler brilliant and.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
She leans right in for it. Yeah in the face, unbelievable.
That a great material. It should be, and your wife
needs to get around that. Let's go to Kate here
on thirty one er six five. Kate, your your husband
makes the same joke every morning.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
You don't think it's funny.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
No, I don't, and it hasn't been funny for twenty
five years, so we need to stop.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
He every morning comes out with these undies and.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Socks and it says, I'm ready for work and it's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That is.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
I think that's goods Kate, that's a really good one.
I haven't sent my wife photos. And just like I've
got some new beds, like if I'm away on a drip,
I've got some new bands.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
What do you think I'm not wearing? Eathing from on
the bottom of Sarah's called thirty six five Sarah.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Hello, boys, this is an annoyance that's been going on
for years. From my kids and my husband that I
fall for every time. I mean, he has a stick storyteller.
I'll get telling it and one of them will go
when and I go, oh the other day?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Did I ask?
Speaker 13 (22:52):
And I'm just like, oh, like, and then I don't
want to tell the rest of the story. Can you shake?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's not funny, it's really strong.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I don't want to bring that into the home. I reckon,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
To devil well, Sarah, you can have a hun It
sounds like a punish.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh, this is a joke that you used to do
to your ex and he didn't appreciate it.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
No, I hated it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
What's the joke?
Speaker 14 (23:23):
So whenever we have friends for dinner, we always make
them bring a new friends. And what I do is
I get a big bucket.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Of ping pong balls.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
This isn't going where you think anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I always I thought it was going.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Let's just stick to the plan. So what I do
is I fill the bathroom cabinet, pull the pink pong ball.
Because someone always wants to see what's in your cabinet.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Strong.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Wow, And you've got to think always in a bathroom
is tiles, So you know, so they just come out
and there's like shifty ping pongoles going all over the place.
I hold I hold the bucket.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Out and go.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
You need to put them all back in the cabinet.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Definitely.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Well you can Hiding's Hotel vouch for that.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
That is very very good Stuff'll wrap it up with
Dylan here, Dylan third end when I six five.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Hi, guys, you're a joke.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Your partner hates till yes.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
So I always try to catch my partner off guard
by like when she's busy, I'll be like, hey, smell this,
and I'll pretty much just make my fingers or water
bombance smell right up and just let us smith snip it.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Hang on Dyal, Sorry, slow down, mate, slow down.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
So you're your partner's busy, your partner's busy, pick up
from there and you say, what what's that smell?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You smell this?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Yeah? Yes, I'll say what's that smell? And then they'll
smell this yea, And use me my finger where I
just rub it against something smell you like my feet
or my barey white or whatever. I'm just like, oh yeah,
what's that?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
That's the bit. So you just you just stink up
your finger and then you just go once that smell
and then make a sniff your finger.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
But the trick is you gotta get her why she's
busy doing something else?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Sorry, so she's occupied, she's occupied, and you go, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
What's that smell?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And she sort of like looks up looking for something
to smell and inhales. At that time you stick your
stinky finger.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Right now, they've got a young upstart in the studio
In JNY, producer analytes the Battle of the Gens.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It's Will and.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Woodies of the radio. B.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You're from gen Z. We're from gen Y, also known
as the mos. I think that's what's cool about you guys.
Do you guys don't have a.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Like a like another name for your generation gen Z?
Where gen Y also known as millennials.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes, And did you know the gen after me is
called jen Alpha.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, so maxim remy, they are jen alpha, which general.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Because you're you're two gens off the bottom of the pack.
Now mate, you're moving on.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Up twenty five. That is crazy?
Speaker 12 (26:24):
Does that scare you a little bit? That gen Z
is twenty five? That's scary?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
To me, it's scary for you.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, I think because you guys have you guys have
pinned yourself up, rided yourself on youth.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
My sister is also gen z and she's nearly eighteen.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That's that's crazy, cool story, hars.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
All right, let's get it in a game. That's a
little millennial movie reference for Zoolander Bank. Yeah, thanks, mate,
It's just a little one. Just get us going.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Did you get that movie reference? Sorry I missed that
classic You never paid attention.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
All right, go the first question now this is this
is i'd say that biggest movie ever. Can you explain
to me and at least the movie The Matrix?
Speaker 12 (27:07):
You know, I can't. You know, I haven't seen this movie. Okay,
so I know that they wear these big long black
trench coats with these black.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Sonnies about what they were, that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And they go into a cube. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
A cube, Yes.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
A cube.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
A cube's the cube.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's kind of like that and solve problems or something.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That is I think you are explaining. And Lee's the cube.
That's not the Maintrix.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That was a really good show. He should bring that back. No,
I I thought it was like kind of like.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
A big cube box and it has like screens on
it and have to solve problems to kind of get
through to the other end.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I'm now believing that maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
You are definitely just explaining the game movie movie called
the Cube.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's a different movie.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, No, the game show is called the Cube.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Actually is a movie called the Cube as well.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'm pretty sure which I think based on the show
or no show based on the movie.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Maybe the show was based on the movie, but away
from that they I think I'm thinking of something completely.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The TV show The Cube with Andy Lee, Yes, yes,
had nothing to do with the Matrix and not to
do with the Matrix. I don't know why making any
assertions either way there, but I'm saying they're completely unrelated.
Speaker 12 (28:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I agree to that. Or
you did it could be related to the movie film.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Of the Matrix as the TV showed the Cube.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, but I think I missed, I missed, I miss diagnosed.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
My song to incorrect for that one.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
There.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
I'll explain the matrix to you are there, but lots
of people listening would understand the Matrix.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
The Cube is also a movie from nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Anyway, you've got something for us as not bang, not bang,
not bad.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's the point for me.
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Okay, guys, I want to know if you guys know
who Olivia Jade.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Is related to Samantha Samantha. We are sounding very millennially.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I think she wants she wants us to fall into
she does so Samantha one X Factor, which is very
much a millennial.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Show, Samantha Jade icon.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yes, So what's the name of this one, this Olivia
j Olivia?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What if I told you she's American?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Well, is Olivia Rodrigo? Is that a stage name? And
maybe her real name is Olivia Jade?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
No? Oh not?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I thought it was. For a second, I thought it
was Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But can I just be honest, You're pretty cold?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
It was a big she was part of a massive
story in.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
If she was in the high palse, I swear to God,
don't take you the gardener in the high pass.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No.
Speaker 12 (30:03):
So, do you remember when there was this big Uniscan
college scandal, I should say, when the parents were paying
for their kids to get into the universities or the
colleges in America?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yes, that saw a documentary on it, totally wild.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Yes, well, Olivia Jade is the daughter of this massive actress,
Laurie Lorie Long.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, let's move it out.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And you're the part of the college scandal. Got into
college because her parents pay for it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Again, they're not her grace.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
She also dated Jacob Laudie. Okay, feel good, got it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It was a real punish Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yes, we've got a good question forse up.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Next one a very relatable.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Again, everyone in their cars will know the answer. Who
in Australia is known as the shark?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh, this could be, this could go anywhere. The shark.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's a very really you don't know off the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No, like a very.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Well known Australian known as the shark.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
The shark.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh amy, shark. No, that's actually a good answer.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's just that's just she's not knowing. But as the shark.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
We put that down on the list of things that
you would guess.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, oh did you Oh? Funny? Okay, the shark?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Who else is shark? Like?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Shark? Sharks have fins and they are.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Scary, scary. That thread intimidating public figure.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Comes I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Intimidating, intimidating.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm feeling intimidated right.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Now with this music.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
The thread following the thread, who is a shark? The
shark may be.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
An Australians.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Shame on?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Go on, say Kyle Sanderlis shark?
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Is Carlo shark?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Just a shark?
Speaker 14 (32:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Can I give you another go to get out of
that one?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Go on another name?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Karl Stefanovic.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Carl would Karl Stefanovic be known as the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Its old? Are they old?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
They're older?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
They were, Okay, I'm going to say they were at
their biggest in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Who's the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Guys? You know, I don't know the nineties.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Who's the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I don't know? Old people?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Come on, Peter Ford.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Woods were fresh off our dad venture.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Yes, And I came home to I think the worst
thing you can possibly come home too. Before I tell
you what I did, thirteen six five is the number.
What did you come home to after a trip away?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
I'm like, for me, it is always.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
A slightly nervous moment when you come home after a
trip away, because you know, yeah, maybe you've been away
for a couple of weeks and you're like, anything could
have happened.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Really, there might be a someone to sleep in the
living room. I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
You know.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
So again, what's the worst thing you came home to
after a trip away? Because again I came home and
saying horrific before we left for our camping trip on
the weekend. I mean, the whole trip was almost called
off because I informed everyone that there was a.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Live rat in the house. It was, it was in
the front room. I brought everyone in because in my head,
we could work as a team to try and extract
the rat. Here is audio of me bringing everyone in
to see the rat.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Right, I blow the door.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
How do we get it out?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
You're being too brave about this, Maybe step back, Okay,
So just to paint the picture a bit more, Where
I left the rat was.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
We didn't leave it, but you didn't. There was nothing
you did constructively.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
That's fair.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Where the rat just was was so it was in
the front road key language.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I think that is fair fair enough.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
But it had got into the back of the TV
unit as a hole in the back of the TV unit.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Where the chords go through.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It had managed to get in there, and so where
we left it was just inside the TV unit. And
I was like, do you know what I just I can't.
I don't think about this. We need to hit the
road itself out.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Let's be fair. You didn't want to face it, That's fair.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Also, you knew it was in the TV and process
of deduction said it was in the TV unit and
in your three year old opened the door to confirm
that it was, and.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Then I said no, after I kicked over the dorm
as a remy investigate anyway, she confirmed there was a
rat in the TV unit. I then closed the door
and I was like, guys, let's just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
So came home this morning and I was like, ram I, reckon,
let's go into the front room and just.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
See where where what the rat situation is.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Okay, So I'm just going to play some audio of
me and my daughter are going to investigate where the rat.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Was and see if the rat's still there, a sport rat.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
The rat might have gone away.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Yeah, hopefully I was turned the light on.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Okay, Lenny, do you wanna come with us?
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Okay, it's empty, not there funny. Okay, So what you
heard there is man freaking out because he saw dead
rat inside.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I panic. You can hear it in my voice.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Good, that's what was going on.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
You had such a quick tone shift dead rat, and
I was like, I can't have my daughter seeing dead rat.
So she loves the film rattatuy, she likes rats.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Couldn't have dead Ratatu.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Had to explain that side.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
But no, I'm gonna put that off at least a year.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
So I had quick where I was just like, nothing
in there, it's gone outside, totally fine. But then I
had to deal with extracting a dead rat from inside
my TV unit when I got home from a trip.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
So what a great moment. Just just not how he die.
I don't know, hardly die.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Don't put your whiskers out for the big fella he was.
He looked me when I last saw him. He was,
he was in good shape.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
I said some words about him before I threw him
in the bin, put him a grave. So okay, well,
I can extract him from the bin, and maybe the
bin's coming a week, so he's got seven days in
a bin. I don't want to think I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Think about it.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
But that's a horrifict thing to come home to after
a trip thirty one oh sixty five?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
What did you come home to after a trip away?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
How did you carry him to the bid?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
I did like a plastic bag, I like picking up
a dog poo inside that plastic bag, grabbed him and
then his tail was hanging out of.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Debbie. What did you come back to after a camping trip?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Hello, hello, I came back to went to get the
sleeping bags out, unrolled it, gave it a shake, and
I think snake came out.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh, when you're.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Going on there, do you reckon you had the night
you you had a full night sleeping with a snake
in your sleeping bag?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
No, no, I think it went there after you know,
you while you're packing up and you just sort of
leave it there while you're doing other things and lead
the tin open while you're and it's called.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
In how big wasn't how big?
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Reasonable size? I had a little whip fund already. Think
it was a you know, true arming, oh bloody living.
You know you flick it to sort of just before
you unfold that, you just flick it to sort of
straighten it so you can, Yeah, just flicking it out
and it's just clicked out of the lucky I had
(38:25):
the head end down the other side, so it's just
literally flicked out into the rumpest room. And had to
tell everybody to watch out. There's a snake coming. Get
up on the chairs. We've got to try and catch
it and get it out of the house.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Blood and you did? You successfully did.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
That broom and not to screaming?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, what are they going to do to a broom?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
The broom is the great weapon? I should I should
broom broomed the rat. I didn't think about that. Sent
him my daughter. It's got to Dylan here, Dylan, what
did you come home to?
Speaker 13 (38:58):
I came home to human fece. He's on my door handles.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Human poo, Sorry mate, human human human poo on the
front door handle.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
Front door handles, garons, door handles, side handle.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
So what the hell has happened? There's a genuine mystery
that like a case.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Sounds like a genuine mystery.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
You don't know, You still don't know, you're joke.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Years later?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Do you do you have any thoughts, any suspicions, Dylan,
not a.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Clue, any enemy, probably some junkies hanging around.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
But why why yeah, just but wh Yeah, because because
the effort involved air Dylan, and you know, if you're
thinking about it, that they probably have to go on
poo in their own hand first, breaking.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It down a lot like it's Dylan. I reckon, you've
got an enemy, mate, I think to where do you work, Dylan?
What are you working?
Speaker 7 (39:54):
They're air conditioning, yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Jackson, I don't know they have that many enemies.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
They might have put a heater in instead.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, maybe genuine mystery.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I can't see him the old heater instead of.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You guys, do get whaled on if your condition is
not working? Is about that, particularly in the heat of summer.
You think you're going on his handles, his handles. You
have to follow him home to figure out where he.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Hooked up with Dylan.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Dylan's gone.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Man needed to dig a bit deeper there.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
We could, we could, we could crack that.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You reckon, Yeah, the old and you guys get Dylan back.
I've got a couple more questions for him. All right,
let's go to take on that case. I'm serious, I'm
happy to I'm not doing anything. Mystery of the pool handle,
m that's going to carry you?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Gerry? What did you come home to?
Speaker 10 (40:42):
Hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Carry well?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
I don't have anything that is as fancy as pool
on the door handles.
Speaker 12 (40:51):
Now.
Speaker 10 (40:51):
I came home after ten days away overseas for a
work function, to an empty house and when I turned
the lights on out the back there was an excavator
and a giant hole in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
The husband decided he thought it was a good idea
to get someone into dig the pool.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Had you agreed to a pool, Gary?
Speaker 6 (41:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (41:18):
No, he thought he'd just slip in the pool while
you're away.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (41:23):
He just thought, Hey, that's a great idea. I've got
some mates. I'll ring him up and say, hey, come.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
And how'd you go with that carry? Were you happy?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No?
Speaker 10 (41:34):
Not really, just to say now we're no longer together.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Did you divorce him over the pool?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Not quite over the pool. There was a few other
things that Again.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
I went away and I came home and the house
was actually empty, and he decided he was going to
rent the house out and moved everything out when I
was away to his mum's. Let's move over there. We
can rent our house out and save some money.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Wow, he asked you how fleeced your house while you
were away?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yep, Well he sounds great
Speaker 6 (42:05):
And he's just the best
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
We are fresh off our dad venture, taking our three
year old girls camping for the first time. Love to
hear from you guys to start the show at actually
thirteen one o six five. What is your best piece
of parental advice?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So if you got some great parental.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Advice for us, please give us call on thirteen one
oh six five. Let's play the way in a second,
because here are our girls, Max and Remy, three years old,
each wrapping up the weekend camping. But we have got
the girls here with us looking pretty frazzled at the
end of a big weekend.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
How are you feeling, Remy?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh not so good?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Not so good? Okay, are you tired?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
But I am so tired. How are you feeling Max?
Speaker 5 (00:55):
I feeling tired?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Did you have a good time with Remy?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What did you do with Remy?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
And hey, Remy, who came and visited us last night
and sang a song for us?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
And was that amazing? When Elsa and Anna were here?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah? Yeah? And makes you did you toast marshmallows for
the first time? Yeah? Were they good?
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
How many marshmallows did Remy have for five or six.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
How many marshmallows did you have? Remy too?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
We four, five, eleven?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I think you a. Were you very excited after your marshmallows?
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Were you trying to have a conversation with Elsa and
not letting them go to sleep?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's not it's not it's not anyone.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, it's not hurting anyone. That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, Okay, I think you guys are talking Jewish back
and forth now, so we might get you out of here.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I know, Bye, I'm still talking to me. Yeah, I know,
but it might be time for you guys.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Do you have anything to say, Jeff, anything to say
to Max before we go?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Rem well to just shady?
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh, and she's out.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Do you want to say anything to Remy before you go?
But did you have a nice weekend?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Remy? I had a nice weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Goodbye, I love you and Max?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Remy I left.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
Oh that's really sweet, asked for and.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Actually so nice.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
There's gonna be some willing Woody merch coming out very soon.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But capitalizing your kids cuteness, mate.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Right, Usually I'm a business mind.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's about Jordan's saying I love you it was a
beautiful weekend with them. As you guys can hear, it's
great moment. There's also challenging moments. And I have asked
people to call thirteen one and six five with your
best piece of parental advice, because I feel like camping
really is just a lot of don't do this, and
why don't do this? And why you're constantly trying to
(03:06):
tell your child not to get cold, not to get wet,
not to go near the fire, not to poke at
the animals, not to put the sticks in their eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Like it's just that's the whole thing.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
And even if your explanation is perfect, they will do
the opposite.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's right, as best exhibited in this audio and this
video you can see on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Will the money, but have a listen.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Once it gets cold, it's very hard to get warm again,
you know. But if you stay at warm anyway, you
don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's a good person.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Another golden nugget fights the dust.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That brings me so much joy.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It just brings me so much joy.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Another golden nugget fights the dust. What's your golden nugget?
Thirty one and six five. What's your best piece of
parental advice?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Amy? Hey, Amy, you're a.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Parent, Yes i am. I've got six.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Congratulations on the six. Wow?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
What is What is the best I.
Speaker 8 (04:04):
Can say to my kids?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Is you only once live for today.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Not for tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Tomorrow has never promised.
Speaker 10 (04:09):
And.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Alarm.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I imagine that happens to Amy a lot when there's.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Towards the end, There wasn't it. That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It was lived for today, not for tomorrow because tomorrow, Amy, Sorry,
there was, there was luck going on.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm going to try again, Amy, Yeah, live for today.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
Not for tomorrow, to tomorrow has never promised.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Really always trust to go yeah, go again. I think
that's defying it. Beautiful advice, but no child's going to
hang on to that. You gotta keep it short like
this is my main money to Remy is always lower
your expectations.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Ah, that is such. Why Why is that?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because then you're always pleasantly surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
You can't rich on it. No, it's been too long. Yeah,
that's where I feel. If you hear this audio again,
I would have been fine if I just had it said,
just keep a jacket on, stay warm, stay dry.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
My problem was, I justified it to myself.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Once it gets cold, it's very hard to get warm again,
you know. But if you stay warm anyway, you don't
have to worry about that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Because I shouldn't have said because nugget lights the dust.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
You can almost hear the moment where her head turned
away from you to look for something entertaining to do,
and that was a puddle.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Let's go to Rebecca. Rebecca, what's your favorite piece of
parental advice?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Rebecca, don't go any hot things. My kids love to
go near the oven when it's on.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
How do you I'm actually on the other end of
the scale here, Rebecca.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
What well, we like your daughter going near hot things.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
We actually went through this thing where we realized we
couldn't convince it to not go through the hot thing,
so we actually just let her.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I said, no, I thought it was hot. I was like,
if you touch it to get.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Better, touched it, you go, oh god, don't get is
a constant thing for me?
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Is like I don't know what's going to learn it
way better?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Yeah, burn seems like a like a tough one to
do that with though, uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
But also the lesson was learnt very well, and I'll
tell you why I would do it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Even to this day, the best reality TV show exit
of all time belongs to the New Fidel in s
A s Australia.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Are you sure you want to give me your number?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Yes, grab your bargain.
Speaker 11 (06:35):
I came on this course to prove something to myself.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
And I just realized I don't need to prove anything.
I've got a good life.
Speaker 11 (06:41):
I've got a good life, and I wanted back and.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
In the studio right now, and I got it back.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Every time we speak to you, we've going to play that.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
We all just needed a bit of a.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
We actually had a chance for playing the audio again before.
Did you Did you go into that knowing I'm a
chance to pull out really early or no?
Speaker 5 (07:06):
No, no, no no. I wanted to do I call chances
and say I wanted.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
To prove myself.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (07:14):
But then then I was the person I've never met
before on that show. I couldn't recognize myself. You know,
I'm loud and sure, I was silent, and I was
closing down.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
I went, what the he I'm doing?
Speaker 11 (07:30):
That's when I realized I wasn't trying to prove anything
to me too. For myself, I was trying to prove
for the rest of the world I'm not enough enough
for that. And I've been doing this all my life.
And obviously there's a funny side to it. But that
was the day that and I'm not bullshitting, that was
the day that changed being who I wanted to be, the.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Real me really cool.
Speaker 11 (07:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's it's really true that I woke
up and said, that's it. I don't need to be
nice to the one or for the purpose off think
like I'm just now, I'm just me and that's it awesome,
that's really nice.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
And that's why you're an asshole now too.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, you were so lovely before sis.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I caught sure from Fruscia.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Hey so, and that you continue to be an asshole
on TVs right across the country My.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Kitchen Rules season fifteen, is that right? Last night? Episode one?
That's wild man, it is work.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Speaking of your transformation, you were thirty five when they started.
Speaker 11 (08:34):
All right, all right, yeah, and I was thirty five
kilos too now I'm.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
No, it's been a journey.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Yeah, listen, it's funny.
Speaker 11 (08:45):
And I was talking about earlier on when I was
spitched to do that show, it was kind of a
competition against the other one. But we started skin of
six months before, so we didn't think we were going
to do anything like fifteen years later. Were still a
great co host to work with.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Colin.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, or you too.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
As we spoke to he was coming out of the
shower and you you.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What do you do.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
In a tow?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Yeah, he was in the town.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
You guys do off the old, off the Green. That's
just a chance for you two to get away and.
Speaker 11 (09:20):
Yeah, well yeah, it's both weekend every weekend and get
pay fight.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Am I?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Right?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
And sending the story from that show where you thought
that he punched you.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
We were shooting guns and it got stopped by the
gun and it was like a punch in the face.
So when you turn around, I was there and he
saw that kind of elbowed in the face until until
everyone was laughing at him because he had to be half.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
A circle.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Bleeding from the butt of the game.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
You've got to watch this show. I know we're talking
about him off the Green. It's coming after right.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Awesome, you're gonna piss really just off the laciers.
Speaker 11 (10:01):
Yeah, they're not scraped, just camera following us hunting, fishing,
gathering with a carb and that's nineteen seventy two.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah right, you farting all the whole thing, just like.
Speaker 11 (10:14):
That's awesome, farting, farting, you know, the car and you
argue like, you know, oh are you sticking?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
You know, all of that, all of that add your
to your wife.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Speaking of your wife. My writers that you met in
a club.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's clean.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
That's that story. I'd love to hear that story.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Yeah, well, you go clubbing and then you tell the
beautiful girl on the dance floor and you go and boogie, you.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Know, so it was it So it was on the
dance floor, because what do you and I thought it
was in the both we thought, you know.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
The true story is Level six was the VIP level
and that's where I was going to and there was
those four girls in the lift. They disciplined and then
was only half of them and they kind of lost
each other and they were saying, oh, I've lost my friend,
and say.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
I sure you where they are?
Speaker 11 (11:06):
I still went two Level six and the rest is history.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
And you never found the friends again.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Just one I could for you he's hard to take seriously.
He's don't go to take us very seriously.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Well, you can see him on TV obviously in My
Kitchen Rules to Night seven thirty Channel seven seven plus.
Episode one was last night. It is back for season fifteen.
We're very excited about that, Manu. But we're also very
excited about something that we've prepared for you. So we
know that obviously, you obviously are a professional chef.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You've got a.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Literality of recipes on your on your website, cookbooks, et cetera.
Wood he has had a crack at one of your recipes.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
This actually appeared in Good Food and Wine or a
Good Food and Wine show in twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
It's Manu's dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Oh yeah, it's.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
A great moose. It's a great moose. I loved the recipe.
I had to crack at it about ten minutes ago.
And it's been a dream of mine to be judged
by you. Oh that, I think it's worth you seeing
the preparation of your dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay, alright, cooking one of Manu's recipes. Here we go,
Manu's dark chocolate moose.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Too easy.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Now, before I do any cooking. I always have a
little spoonful of peanut butter.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Chocolate two hundred gram seven yolk lip easy.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh, so we're fifty grams short. I'll just do a
little bit less of everything else plays chocolate and butter
and butter.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
It's just slightly less butter now, so fifty grams of
unsalted butter.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I learned this last time. Little markers.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Place chocolate and butter in a heat proof bowl. Tick
set over a saucepan. When chocolate Okay, that sounds like
a microwave job.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Whisk egg whitelling.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Fine bitter crunch, bit of crunch for the moose one two, three, four,
five six one yoke.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
We're supposed to have one yolke.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
It's good, it's goods melted, it's gone a bit hard.
Heat until mud like, okay, So use mixer. Whisk egg
whites until foamy. Whisked egg yolk into chocolate mixture. Whisk yolk, okay,
then stir in one third of the beaten eggs.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
So that's just I'm just skipping a step.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I'm gonna read that chocolate this.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Look at this serve six.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
All right? Do you want me to start with the comments? Firstly,
you would be amazing on my kitchens.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Your people told to my paper, yes, we'll get it going.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
No, I think it would be perfect for TV. But it'speaceless,
not because.
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Because there's two elements to cooking. There's ingredients and there's methods.
So you followed the ingredient, but you didn't follow the
method whatsoever I tried. And there's also a third part,
which is the right equipment and that little stick blender
that doesn't whip the egg whites. You have to have
a whisk attachment on that to make a meringue.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
A good chef doesn't blame the tools though, but you should.
Speaker 11 (14:05):
Not blame You should blame yourself, not the tools. And
also you don't melt a cleaning my crave because it
becomes it doesn't melt, it becomes a solid.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, it kind of like mud.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
And you've got to.
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Do it in a glass bowl so you can mix something,
not in a square plastic container. There's so much I
can This is just ten seconds in my life I
can give you. I can write a whole book on that.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Maybe maybe off it. We're walking to that conversation off here.
Do you want to try the most? No, we've got.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
It, We've got it.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
You're celebrating watching that video.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh well wait, it's actually well present points for presentation.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Well, I see myself in the.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Okay, I say, before you try it, you are partially
to blame for this, Manuela, because it's your moose.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
No no, no, no, there's a team effort.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
No no, no no, don't blame you for anything.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I actually didn't think about that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That would be really hard for you, because this is
because this is your thing, like cooking is your thing?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Does it hurt you when someone abuses your recipe like that?
Speaker 11 (15:18):
It doesn't hurt me because they're just hurt themselves. But
I'm okay with it because you didn't actually follow the recipe.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yes, here we go. Maybe I've improved your recipe.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It's not even set.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Drank it like a soup? How is it?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Listen, I've had worse, really really, but that is terrible.
It's not set.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
It's too sweet, it's it's not it's not a mooseok
that soup.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I could dunk my croissant in there.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Well that sounds nice.
Speaker 11 (16:07):
That sounds maybe you should write your own good book. Yeah,
and did not shade with anyone?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can take that home if you're like.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Risbone.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Bronco star Reese Walsh is in a fair bit of
hot water because of a video he uploaded of himself.
Now he's done this as a joke, but yeah, Walsh,
but people missed it.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
People were taking this seriously.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
Basically, it's him kneeling next to a toilet and effectively
he's explaining to people in a satirical fashion that to
cover from from games, he's been drinking toilet water. And
then in the video he proceeds to drink the toilet.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
To recover the muscles.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
I reckon.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
This toilet world.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
You know, you just give a.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Little drink, so pretty gross stuff. The truth behind that
is that he's renovating his home. It was an untouched,
very clean toilet and he just thought, what a funny gag.
I'll do it with a clean toilet. I'll make it
seem like I'm drinking dirty toilet water.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Now.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Effectively, the Brisbane Broncos, that's the team he plays for.
They released a statement saying that the whole saga was
a joke that had badly missed the mark and it
just so this just reminded me of I think jokes
that I go for in the household, generally speaking to
my partner Mim that she thinks missed the mark by
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a mile. But in my head, I'm always like, no,
this is this is goodo gear And it's a shame
that you're not giving me the credit for the joke
that I'm going for.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And I'd love to know I'm thirteen. It's annoying for
me because I'm.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Like, I mean, the joke that you're making annoying for them.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I'll tell you the joke that I go for a
lot in a second with Mim. But thirteen one oh
sixty five is the number. Is there a regular joke
that you go for in your house that your partner hates?
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Or I'll hear it from the other side as well, like,
are you the partner of someone who goes for a
joke that you just do not find funny? My joke
with Mim and I think you'll agree, will that this
is just champagne comedy every single time we've got a
like a social event to go for and yeahs that
classic exchange between the two of us, or you're you're
getting a frock on. I'm getting dressed as well, and
(18:46):
you know there's that moment where you you show.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Each other your outfits or whatever. I will almost every time,
I will undo my under I know, I know this
is immature, but it's just a bit of fun in
the house. I undo my zipper and have have it out.
Speaker 7 (19:02):
And then I walk in like really seriously and just
be like, okay, I'm ready to go with you.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Are you ready to go? And it's just in the
little guy.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
The little guy's out, So she gives a similar response.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
She just does not find it funny. It's just because
I think the more times I do it, surely I'm
going to get a laugh at some point of what
is a great visual gag. She has never laughed.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Now.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
I am going to come straight back at her though,
because she also goes for some jokes in the house,
which I don't appreciate.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
So her go to joke.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
She'll hate me telling you this, but she often goes, oh,
I really gotta She goes, I've really got to go
to the toilet, and I go, yeah, no worries, and
then she'll go. She'll she'll go to the corner and
pull her pants down to her ankles and then like
pretend like she's just.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Gonna go in the corner. No, it's not funny, not funny,
it's strange. No, welcome to my house.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
That's really strange.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
So look, we definitely have it in our relationship.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
You don't have this in your relationship, like one of
you going for a joke that nah, there are a few.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, get a share well so that you know.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
You know, like when one of yours in the shower
and the other one wants to come in the shower
straight after you. Yeah, like if you're both going somewhere,
for example. Yeah, so I tend sends me in the
shower first because I'm I take longer. Yeah, so she
sends me in first. I get in there, and then
when she's ready to come in, I let her in.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
But as she sidles in, I always turn the forcet
on freezing.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Cold, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's good gear. That's hilarious, good gear last for about
two seconds. Yeah, that was great. That's good shock, good
shock factor.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
And she never finds that funny.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I also ring the doorbell every time I leave the
house on my bike. Really, yeah, I'm gone, there's no
one there.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
That good.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
I mean, it's annoying. They are all very annoying. It's
a good humor that yeah you know, yeah, yeah, I
also changed. I also yeah, I put the empty battery
in the iby thing every time she goes to use it.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yours are very annoying. Thirteen one sixty five is the number?
Speaker 7 (20:54):
Is there a regular joke that your partner absolutely hates?
The joke that heaters go for all the time, the
something shit you think it deserves more credit. I think
it's just it's just tough when you work so hard
to craft good humor in the home and your partner
doesn't reward you for that creativity.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, well, I think it gets tired woods after a
number of years, the same bit, the same bit gets.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
I don't know why we find it funnier. Why should
I do so?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I do because the more annoying it gets for them,
it's funnier it gets for you.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Like whenever we're going on a walk, and she should
know that it's coming to this stage.
Speaker 9 (21:29):
But I'll be like, God, can you can you think
that duck? Can hear a duck? I swear I can
hear a duck cracking boom past wind. It's every good
she'll love, but she'll duck down.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Where is it?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Boom?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah, that Max is into My daughter is into the
grafveler at the moment. I love the yeah, and so now.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think I can hear a gruffler brilliant and.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
She leans right in for it. Yeah in the face, unbelievable.
That a great material. It should be, and your wife
needs to get around that. Let's go to Kate here
on thirty one er six five. Kate, your your husband
makes the same joke every morning.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
You don't think it's funny.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
No, I don't, and it hasn't been funny for twenty
five years, so we need to stop.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Okay, what is it?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
He every morning comes out with these undies and.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Socks and it says, I'm ready for work and it's funny.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
That is.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
I think that's goods Kate, that's a really good one.
I haven't sent my wife photos. And just like I've
got some new beds, like if I'm away on a drip,
I've got some new bands.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
What do you think I'm not wearing? Eathing from on
the bottom of Sarah's called thirty six five Sarah.
Speaker 13 (22:39):
Hello, boys, this is an annoyance that's been going on
for years. From my kids and my husband that I
fall for every time. I mean, he has a stick storyteller.
I'll get telling it and one of them will go
when and I go, oh the other day?
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Did I ask?
Speaker 13 (22:52):
And I'm just like, oh, like, and then I don't
want to tell the rest of the story. Can you shake?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
It's not funny, it's really strong.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
I don't want to bring that into the home. I reckon,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
To devil well, Sarah, you can have a hun It
sounds like a punish.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
Oh, this is a joke that you used to do
to your ex and he didn't appreciate it.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
No, I hated it.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
What's the joke?
Speaker 14 (23:23):
So whenever we have friends for dinner, we always make
them bring a new friends. And what I do is
I get a big bucket.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Of ping pong balls.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
This isn't going where you think anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I always I thought it was going.
Speaker 14 (23:41):
Let's just stick to the plan. So what I do
is I fill the bathroom cabinet, pull the pink pong ball.
Because someone always wants to see what's in your cabinet.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Strong.
Speaker 14 (23:55):
Wow, And you've got to think always in a bathroom
is tiles, So you know, so they just come out
and there's like shifty ping pongoles going all over the place.
I hold I hold the bucket.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Out and go.
Speaker 14 (24:09):
You need to put them all back in the cabinet.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Definitely.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Well you can Hiding's Hotel vouch for that.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
That is very very good Stuff'll wrap it up with
Dylan here, Dylan third end when I six five.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Hi, guys, you're a joke.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Your partner hates till yes.
Speaker 8 (24:28):
So I always try to catch my partner off guard
by like when she's busy, I'll be like, hey, smell this,
and I'll pretty much just make my fingers or water
bombance smell right up and just let us smith snip it.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Hang on Dyal, Sorry, slow down, mate, slow down.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
So you're your partner's busy, your partner's busy, pick up
from there and you say, what what's that smell?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
You smell this?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Yeah? Yes, I'll say what's that smell? And then they'll
smell this yea, And use me my finger where I
just rub it against something smell you like my feet
or my barey white or whatever. I'm just like, oh yeah,
what's that?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
That's the bit. So you just you just stink up
your finger and then you just go once that smell
and then make a sniff your finger.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
But the trick is you gotta get her why she's
busy doing something else?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Sorry, so she's occupied, she's occupied, and you go, oh.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
What's that smell?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
And she sort of like looks up looking for something
to smell and inhales. At that time you stick your
stinky finger.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Right now, they've got a young upstart in the studio
In JNY, producer analytes the Battle of the Gens.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It's Will and.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Woodies of the radio. B.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
You're from gen Z. We're from gen Y, also known
as the mos. I think that's what's cool about you guys.
Do you guys don't have a.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Like a like another name for your generation gen Z?
Where gen Y also known as millennials.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yes, And did you know the gen after me is
called jen Alpha.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, so maxim remy, they are jen alpha, which general.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Because you're you're two gens off the bottom of the pack.
Now mate, you're moving on.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Up twenty five. That is crazy?
Speaker 12 (26:24):
Does that scare you a little bit? That gen Z
is twenty five? That's scary?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
To me, it's scary for you.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, I think because you guys have you guys have
pinned yourself up, rided yourself on youth.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
My sister is also gen z and she's nearly eighteen.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That's that's crazy, cool story, hars.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
All right, let's get it in a game. That's a
little millennial movie reference for Zoolander Bank. Yeah, thanks, mate,
It's just a little one. Just get us going.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Did you get that movie reference? Sorry I missed that
classic You never paid attention.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
All right, go the first question now this is this
is i'd say that biggest movie ever. Can you explain
to me and at least the movie The Matrix?
Speaker 12 (27:07):
You know, I can't. You know, I haven't seen this movie. Okay,
so I know that they wear these big long black
trench coats with these black.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Sonnies about what they were, that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And they go into a cube. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
A cube, Yes.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
A cube.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
A cube's the cube.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's kind of like that and solve problems or something.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That is I think you are explaining. And Lee's the cube.
That's not the Maintrix.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That was a really good show. He should bring that back. No,
I I thought it was like kind of like.
Speaker 12 (27:44):
A big cube box and it has like screens on
it and have to solve problems to kind of get
through to the other end.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I'm now believing that maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
You are definitely just explaining the game movie movie called
the Cube.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
That's a different movie.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
No, No, the game show is called the Cube.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Actually is a movie called the Cube as well.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I'm pretty sure which I think based on the show
or no show based on the movie.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Maybe the show was based on the movie, but away
from that they I think I'm thinking of something completely.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
The TV show The Cube with Andy Lee, Yes, yes,
had nothing to do with the Matrix and not to
do with the Matrix. I don't know why making any
assertions either way there, but I'm saying they're completely unrelated.
Speaker 12 (28:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, I agree to that. Or
you did it could be related to the movie film.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Of the Matrix as the TV showed the Cube.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, but I think I missed, I missed, I miss diagnosed.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
My song to incorrect for that one.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
There.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
I'll explain the matrix to you are there, but lots
of people listening would understand the Matrix.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
The Cube is also a movie from nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Anyway, you've got something for us as not bang, not bang,
not bad.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
That's the point for me.
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Okay, guys, I want to know if you guys know
who Olivia Jade.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Is related to Samantha Samantha. We are sounding very millennially.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I think she wants she wants us to fall into
she does so Samantha one X Factor, which is very
much a millennial.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Show, Samantha Jade icon.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yes, So what's the name of this one, this Olivia
j Olivia?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What if I told you she's American?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Well, is Olivia Rodrigo? Is that a stage name? And
maybe her real name is Olivia Jade?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
No? Oh not?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I thought it was. For a second, I thought it
was Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
But can I just be honest, You're pretty cold?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
It was a big she was part of a massive
story in.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
If she was in the high palse, I swear to God,
don't take you the gardener in the high pass.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No.
Speaker 12 (30:03):
So, do you remember when there was this big Uniscan
college scandal, I should say, when the parents were paying
for their kids to get into the universities or the
colleges in America?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Yes, that saw a documentary on it, totally wild.
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Yes, well, Olivia Jade is the daughter of this massive actress,
Laurie Lorie Long.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, let's move it out.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And you're the part of the college scandal. Got into
college because her parents pay for it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Again, they're not her grace.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
She also dated Jacob Laudie. Okay, feel good, got it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
It was a real punish Okay.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yes, we've got a good question forse up.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Next one a very relatable.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
Again, everyone in their cars will know the answer. Who
in Australia is known as the shark?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Oh, this could be, this could go anywhere. The shark.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's a very really you don't know off the top
of your head.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No, like a very.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Well known Australian known as the shark.
Speaker 5 (31:07):
The shark.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh amy, shark. No, that's actually a good answer.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's just that's just she's not knowing. But as the shark.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
We put that down on the list of things that
you would guess.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, oh did you Oh? Funny? Okay, the shark?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Who else is shark? Like?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Shark? Sharks have fins and they are.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Scary, scary. That thread intimidating public figure.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Comes I don't know.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Intimidating, intimidating.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm feeling intimidated right.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Now with this music.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
The thread following the thread, who is a shark? The
shark may be.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
An Australians.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Shame on?
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Go on, say Kyle Sanderlis shark?
Speaker 9 (32:02):
Is Carlo shark?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Just a shark?
Speaker 14 (32:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Can I give you another go to get out of
that one?
Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Go on another name?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Karl Stefanovic.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Carl would Karl Stefanovic be known as the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Its old? Are they old?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
They're older?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
They were, Okay, I'm going to say they were at
their biggest in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Who's the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Guys? You know, I don't know the nineties.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Who's the shark?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I don't know? Old people?
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Come on, Peter Ford.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
No.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Woods were fresh off our dad venture.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Yes, And I came home to I think the worst
thing you can possibly come home too. Before I tell
you what I did, thirteen six five is the number.
What did you come home to after a trip away?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
I'm like, for me, it is always.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
A slightly nervous moment when you come home after a
trip away, because you know, yeah, maybe you've been away
for a couple of weeks and you're like, anything could
have happened.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Really, there might be a someone to sleep in the
living room. I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
You know.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
So again, what's the worst thing you came home to
after a trip away? Because again I came home and
saying horrific before we left for our camping trip on
the weekend. I mean, the whole trip was almost called
off because I informed everyone that there was a.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Live rat in the house. It was, it was in
the front room. I brought everyone in because in my head,
we could work as a team to try and extract
the rat. Here is audio of me bringing everyone in
to see the rat.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Right, I blow the door.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
How do we get it out?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Right?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
You're being too brave about this, Maybe step back, Okay,
So just to paint the picture a bit more, Where
I left the rat was.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
We didn't leave it, but you didn't. There was nothing
you did constructively.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
That's fair.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
Where the rat just was was so it was in
the front road key language.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I think that is fair fair enough.
Speaker 7 (34:33):
But it had got into the back of the TV
unit as a hole in the back of the TV unit.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Where the chords go through.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It had managed to get in there, and so where
we left it was just inside the TV unit. And
I was like, do you know what I just I can't.
I don't think about this. We need to hit the
road itself out.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Let's be fair. You didn't want to face it, That's fair.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Also, you knew it was in the TV and process
of deduction said it was in the TV unit and
in your three year old opened the door to confirm
that it was, and.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Then I said no, after I kicked over the dorm
as a remy investigate anyway, she confirmed there was a
rat in the TV unit. I then closed the door
and I was like, guys, let's just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (35:15):
So came home this morning and I was like, ram I, reckon,
let's go into the front room and just.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
See where where what the rat situation is.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Okay, So I'm just going to play some audio of
me and my daughter are going to investigate where the rat.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Was and see if the rat's still there, a sport rat.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
The rat might have gone away.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Yeah, hopefully I was turned the light on.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Okay, Lenny, do you wanna come with us?
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (35:46):
Okay, it's empty, not there funny. Okay, So what you
heard there is man freaking out because he saw dead
rat inside.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
I panic. You can hear it in my voice.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Good, that's what was going on.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
You had such a quick tone shift dead rat, and
I was like, I can't have my daughter seeing dead rat.
So she loves the film rattatuy, she likes rats.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Couldn't have dead Ratatu.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Had to explain that side.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
But no, I'm gonna put that off at least a year.
Speaker 7 (36:15):
So I had quick where I was just like, nothing
in there, it's gone outside, totally fine. But then I
had to deal with extracting a dead rat from inside
my TV unit when I got home from a trip.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
So what a great moment. Just just not how he die.
I don't know, hardly die.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Don't put your whiskers out for the big fella he was.
He looked me when I last saw him. He was,
he was in good shape.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
I said some words about him before I threw him
in the bin, put him a grave. So okay, well,
I can extract him from the bin, and maybe the
bin's coming a week, so he's got seven days in
a bin. I don't want to think I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Think about it.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
But that's a horrifict thing to come home to after
a trip thirty one oh sixty five?
Speaker 4 (37:07):
What did you come home to after a trip away?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
How did you carry him to the bid?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
I did like a plastic bag, I like picking up
a dog poo inside that plastic bag, grabbed him and
then his tail was hanging out of.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
Debbie. What did you come back to after a camping trip?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Ah?
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Hello, hello, I came back to went to get the
sleeping bags out, unrolled it, gave it a shake, and
I think snake came out.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Oh, when you're.
Speaker 7 (37:40):
Going on there, do you reckon you had the night
you you had a full night sleeping with a snake
in your sleeping bag?
Speaker 6 (37:47):
No, no, I think it went there after you know,
you while you're packing up and you just sort of
leave it there while you're doing other things and lead
the tin open while you're and it's called.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
In how big wasn't how big?
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Reasonable size? I had a little whip fund already. Think
it was a you know, true arming, oh bloody living.
You know you flick it to sort of just before
you unfold that, you just flick it to sort of
straighten it so you can, Yeah, just flicking it out
and it's just clicked out of the lucky I had
(38:25):
the head end down the other side, so it's just
literally flicked out into the rumpest room. And had to
tell everybody to watch out. There's a snake coming. Get
up on the chairs. We've got to try and catch
it and get it out of the house.
Speaker 4 (38:38):
Blood and you did? You successfully did.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
That broom and not to screaming?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, what are they going to do to a broom?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
The broom is the great weapon? I should I should
broom broomed the rat. I didn't think about that. Sent
him my daughter. It's got to Dylan here, Dylan, what
did you come home to?
Speaker 13 (38:58):
I came home to human fece. He's on my door handles.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Human poo, Sorry mate, human human human poo on the
front door handle.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
Front door handles, garons, door handles, side handle.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
So what the hell has happened? There's a genuine mystery
that like a case.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Sounds like a genuine mystery.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
You don't know, You still don't know, you're joke.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Years later?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Do you do you have any thoughts, any suspicions, Dylan,
not a.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
Clue, any enemy, probably some junkies hanging around.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
But why why yeah, just but wh Yeah, because because
the effort involved air Dylan, and you know, if you're
thinking about it, that they probably have to go on
poo in their own hand first, breaking.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
It down a lot like it's Dylan. I reckon, you've
got an enemy, mate, I think to where do you work, Dylan?
What are you working?
Speaker 7 (39:54):
They're air conditioning, yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Jackson, I don't know they have that many enemies.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
They might have put a heater in instead.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Yeah, maybe genuine mystery.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I can't see him the old heater instead of.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
You guys, do get whaled on if your condition is
not working? Is about that, particularly in the heat of summer.
You think you're going on his handles, his handles. You
have to follow him home to figure out where he.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
Hooked up with Dylan.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
Dylan's gone.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Man needed to dig a bit deeper there.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
We could, we could, we could crack that.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You reckon, Yeah, the old and you guys get Dylan back.
I've got a couple more questions for him. All right,
let's go to take on that case. I'm serious, I'm
happy to I'm not doing anything. Mystery of the pool handle,
m that's going to carry you?
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Gerry? What did you come home to?
Speaker 10 (40:42):
Hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 7 (40:44):
Carry well?
Speaker 10 (40:45):
I don't have anything that is as fancy as pool
on the door handles.
Speaker 12 (40:51):
Now.
Speaker 10 (40:51):
I came home after ten days away overseas for a
work function, to an empty house and when I turned
the lights on out the back there was an excavator
and a giant hole in my backyard.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
What happened?
Speaker 10 (41:10):
The husband decided he thought it was a good idea
to get someone into dig the pool.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Had you agreed to a pool, Gary?
Speaker 6 (41:17):
No?
Speaker 7 (41:18):
No, he thought he'd just slip in the pool while
you're away.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (41:23):
He just thought, Hey, that's a great idea. I've got
some mates. I'll ring him up and say, hey, come.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
And how'd you go with that carry? Were you happy?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No?
Speaker 10 (41:34):
Not really, just to say now we're no longer together.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Did you divorce him over the pool?
Speaker 10 (41:40):
No?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Not quite over the pool. There was a few other
things that Again.
Speaker 10 (41:44):
I went away and I came home and the house
was actually empty, and he decided he was going to
rent the house out and moved everything out when I
was away to his mum's. Let's move over there. We
can rent our house out and save some money.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Wow, he asked you how fleeced your house while you
were away?
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yep, Well he sounds great
Speaker 6 (42:05):
And he's just the best
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