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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What did you eat off Somebody's body? Is the question
I'm asking. It came up yesterday we're talking about Pauline
Hanson cooking a steak for Barnaby Joyce to seduce him,
to seduce him, not to suggest that that she then
ate that off his body. But he has since quit
the Nationals and looks like he might be moving over
to one nation. So who knows auction success, who knows?
Who knows? Maybe the steak seduced him And I don't
(00:31):
want to think about him eating anything off Paulie Hanson's body.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But I do, I do.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I do think this is an interesting space, this eating
something of somebody's body. It's really not something that I've
done before, it can't. I actually have done it before, sure,
with someone in this studio and a mutual friend of
a mutual friend of ours. Mutual friend of ours had
done it a bit and has done a little bit.
And when I speak to get there their advice when I.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Speak to this friend about it, So the friend of ours,
mutual friend of ours, he has always been the.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
One to put the food on his body.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yep, I thought it went the other way.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Sorry, there was a little bit of he's done it from,
isn't it the mutual friend? Yes, so he's eaten off involved.
I thought, we don't have to go into specifics. But
what this mutual friend of ours has some honey, what
this mutual friend of ours has said is that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's just funny. Honey. Yeah, honey, you've.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Just got to be very wary about what the foods are.
Why is that so?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
He when I had a conversation with him, definitely another person,
he basically said that, well, some foods will.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
They just get it very sticky and stuck stuck.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Yes, so yes, you just want to be well, that's
not going to specific I think we probably should so Okay,
for example, you've already brought up, honey, honey, shocking idea, Honey,
is a terrible idea because it's just very, very sticky,
and then you just end up in a terrible situation
where you know it's stuck on you for a long time.
So that's his That's what he has told me in
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other conversations. But but you know, we've all seen the
Sex and the City scene, right, and I think this
is where this friend of ours got the idea from.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
When you know.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Samantha obviously had that extraordinary scene where she she she
has organized a sushi platter.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Will the sushi that I laid all over my naked
body as a Valentine surprise for you?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I got with sabi in places where one should never
get with sabi.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Here.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I am not the type of woman who sits home
all day waiting for a man.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Enjoy your California handmade roll.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's awesome, awesome sushi, I think is that would be fine?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I think on the show yesterday we had a caller
saying that it was savich was a great meal to seduce,
and then we started saying that would you put cevich.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
On your body?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think savich is fraught with danger? Were they with fish?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I think so she's great. So because it's you can
sort of place it all over. It's like it's relatively dry,
so it's easy to remove.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yep, yep.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But you'd want yeah, yeah, I think bite sized pieces.
You don't want any sauce. No where did the child
saws come from?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Brother? Anyway? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Sorry to the friend friend of thirteen one and six five?
Was it the ice magic? You have to ask a friend?
He never told me the details.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Thirteen when I six five? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Have you eaten food of someone else's body? Have you
had someone else eat food off your body?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeap? What was the food? Fruit?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Pieces of fruit would be excellent of our friend of ours?
He did mention yogurt and instead of all of them
the best the yogurt was good friend of ours. So
sometimes I'd drop food on my daughter and I eat
it off her if it's good enough.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Sure, yeah, mate, of course I'd had food off you.
I've licked cake off a friend. That's not really what
we're I've licked cake off Adam Cooney's inner thigh. But
you know, things you do for a bit of a
sugar hit. But I think this is this isn't necessarily mean.
We don't want to go into specifics of you know,
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you know, how it all went down and stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We are both just a little bit curious as to
whether it still.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Happens or is it happening, because it does seem just
like a bit of an outlandish, you know, overly romantic
seems movie TV. It seems like a lot let's be honest,
admin MESSI there's a lot of admin involved there, and
I don't think anyone's going that far anymore, but we
do have a call Jade.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Hello, Hi, Hey, thanks for calling Jade.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Oh, thank you guys.
Speaker 8 (04:49):
Let him be on.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Appreciate I know, mate, not a problem.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You did have to make your way through an absolute
swathe of calls, but it's great to have you on here.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Jade. What did you eat off someone else's body?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
It was a fruit roll up?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh interesting?
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Oh in particular tattooed one.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh right, that's a bit of fun, you know, the
drawings on the side of the roll up. It is
a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
And so is that is that where I'm assuming it was? Yes, well, okay,
admin like his.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Idea, your idea.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
It was his idea, of course.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Okay. I think I think we've covered it.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I think was it or just a bit of a
pain in the ass.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
It was. It was messy.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
It was definitely messy.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, probably.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Stickiness is coming to mind a little bit after. Oh
there we go, there we go.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I've seen the recall, like when I had roll ups
at school, like at the end of the of the
treat the stickiness was a factor.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yes, you know what I mean, that's that's that's just
buy them.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You can't buite it there can you in trouble? So
his idea, Jade, He's like, let's do this. Did you
like make a date for it or was it just spontaneous?
Speaker 9 (06:01):
I bought them home and I just wanted them as
a tree and he thought, yeah, why not?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, you go together? Good on you, Jade, what a
crafty man. Thanks for thanks, Thanks for the Jade. Are
you gonna be sell a double past a weekd for good?
It's always strange what people will call off and tell
it to you on radio, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
But there you go.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It's such a safe space here. It's just a judgment
free zion. We've got Michelle here, Here we go. Welcome
to the party.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Michelle. What did you eat off a body cream?
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Brewley crembrewer?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
So where was was the crembrewlet in some sort of
dish on a body?
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Or was it just like on skin?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
On skin, because normally a crembroulet is served in a Ramiican.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's that's what I was thinking. Just didn't it just
fall apart? Michelle?
Speaker 8 (06:46):
No? No, on sat on the skin?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
And yeah, so Michelle, it was in the Ramikan?
Speaker 8 (06:54):
No, no, no, take it out of the ramikins.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
So you took it out, but I'm saying it started
in the ramikin the Did you manage to keep it
in one piece?
Speaker 8 (07:03):
No, it doesn't need to be in one piece.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Where'd you put it?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
Ay?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Body all over spread?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You shmeared the cream brol on him or her?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
On her?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
On her? Wow?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Okay? And so the same question too. We had jade
calls before. Was this something that you did? You come
up with this together at dinner or something.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
You have a conversation, let's have some fun.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
And she preferred chocolate moose, so we did chocolate moose
and cranbrow.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
You did the double, got the moose, so Michelle got
You got the moose and she got the.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
What about the bird? The topping quite a hard top
on a crember?
Speaker 8 (07:42):
No? No, no hard topping.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
So Michelle, one more question just about you just smeared it?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You just smeared it?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
And was it a bit of like a you you
schmeared her moose on while she smeared you cremberle Lane?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Or did you kind of take.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
It take it in turns good on you?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Drop?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Michelle? Did you put down a drop sheet or something
or a town.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
We've paralyzed you. I don't really know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't how to ask any more questions here, but Michelle, Michelle,
I really appreciate you calling up and offering that's a
great story.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Did you do it again, Michelle? Question was definitely just Thursdays.
Just Thursdays at your face.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Michelle, Wow Wow, So the chocolate moves to the crembrole. Yep, yeah,
it wasn't a crock on Bush. Hey, We've got Lady
tickets all next week, so make sure you're tuning in
to see the Queen of Pop. Last tickets in town
(08:46):
right now, though, it's the open line. Your calls get
on your chance, say good ay, we never get to talk.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
We don't get chat.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can talk anything right now. You are in control, Sam,
What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Sam?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I want to talk about the fact that my husband
is away on this amazing golf trip and I've got
an amazing girl's day planned for tomorrow. However, not only
has my child now got gastro but I've also been
bitten by my cat. The doctor who I love won't
give me antibiotics. They suggest I go to the hospital,
(09:26):
and now I'm feeling really devo about my whole weekend
they ruined hospital.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
You're going to go to hospital for a cat by?
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, well look I'm in all fairness, I'm not going
to go, but because it's like the fifth time my
cat's bitten me and I really need the antibiotics. But anyway, I'm.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Are you getting on the ed?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Is this a call out for anyone who's got me
spear antibes?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Maybe it is kind of think that too, But I'm
really excited to like chat.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
With you guys.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Hey, Sam, can I throw something that's you said your
partner's going on a golf trip?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Do you do you.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Think would you be interested if we organized a golf
trip which was it's similar to a golf trip, except
it's going to see golfs, as in like the Gulf
of Carpenteria. Yeah, do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You and the gals would be like, I want to
go on that.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Honestly, anything that you guys would throw at us, I
wouldn't even care if it was like rolling around in mud,
we would absolutely go on that. I'm keen for anything
that you throw at me.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Right now, that's lowering the bar. So you're not going
to go to hospital. We won't give you any advice
on that, obviously you can no.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
No medical advice. I get it.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah, are you going to are you going to push
through with your with your girls day?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
One hundred percent? Yeah, I'm on antibiotics, but like they're
not the ones recommended, but they'll still do like a
half haurfor sorry kind of job.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
So I'm just teen to keep on that.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I get well, Sam, And maybe it's time to
put the cat down. She's a rescue, she's five bites.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Wanted to be a one.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Bite five bites in two years though, Like, if you're
actually sort of rashing that out, I think it's pretty good.
She snuggles nearly every other night, so.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
The snuggle to bite your standard for quality of living
is beautifully Thanks for the call, Join.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
The girls, Thank the girls.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Nice to meet you, mate. That's che Wi is Katie Kate? Kate,
Hey Kate, how are you welcome to Welcome to will
and what are the open line?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Thanks for you? Cal What did I say?
Speaker 9 (11:41):
Oh no, I just I've just been It's just a
bit not us. I just wanted to have a big
shout out to everyone who is gone through some really
tough times at the moment. The last week, I've been
to two funerals and another one next week, and it's
just Tommy for a lot of families who I know,
and people out going shopping and having a great time.
(12:02):
But I just wanted us all to remember those who
aren't so having it as good as you know they could.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
So, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
A lovely message. Kay, It's a lovely message.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's a strange time, and you like that, isn't it,
because you know the lights are on and everyone's talking
about the holidays and Christmas, and it's also the end
of the year and everyone's frazzled and a bit burnt out,
and there's lots of stuff going on, and you kind
of don't want to be that person everyone's like gearing
up at the end of the year. You're like, I'm
actually bugget you know, I do I really feel like
chatting all that much.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think it's a great point, Kate.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Thanks for a great a right big shout out to
those people who are struggling a bit in the festive time.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It makes it more difficult. That was a great thought.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Great thought.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
That was a really great thought. Let's go to Katie.
Now I get a Katie. Hi, what do you want
to talk about?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Katie?
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Oh, I've got a kid free weekend, my four kids
and with my husband.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And yeah, I.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
Don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I don't know what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Depending on you? Just have a blank canvas for the
weekend and.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
I have no idea what to do.
Speaker 9 (13:02):
Whether I should go. I don't know, you go out
to a nightclub.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I haven't been out for so long.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Wow, Yeah, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
So if you guys got.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Suggested, well we just met it.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
We just met a woman called Sam who's been bitten
by a cat five times. But she's got the weekend
off as well. I think she's got gastro of some sort.
But Keane, what do you want to do, Katie?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
What what's your heart telling you?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
I want to go out for dinner.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
I think I want to go out for dinner and
have like a quiet meal because that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yes, that's tonight. I can do that tonight, Katie.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Like ease into your weekenduse you don't want to like
blow your bubble.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I reckon so nice quiet dinner tonight, Katie.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
And then and then like I reckon tomorrow a bit
of a bit of a responsible day drinking and a nice pubs.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
You're a nice pub with a nice courtyard, Katie.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yes, yeah, you're sounding very ladzy. Sorry, she's not going
to ride her bike down there?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Sorry? What about yes? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Day spar massage, spatial into a courtyard at a park.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
What's with you in courtyards? Mate? You might want to
go you might want to go to a wine bar
or something.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're more of a wine bar woman, Katie.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
That sounds amazing.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Winery and then I reckon just like, and then I
reckon make the decision at the winery as to what
you do next.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Just good like, Katie.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Have you got any mates lurking, Katie?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Yeah, they all tied down with their kids.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
If you've got so.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
You're one out? Are you one out?
Speaker 10 (14:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Are you still with your husband?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I am?
Speaker 10 (14:36):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
So you just got a free weekend to do whatever
you want by yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Are you staying at home? Are you going to stay
in like a hotel or something, Katie?
Speaker 9 (14:45):
I think I might go to a hotel.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yes, actually, just on one of the nights. Just spend
the night in the hotel room as well. You can
just like stream whatever you want to stream. Get room
servers just have forty eight hours in a row.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Katie.
Speaker 9 (15:01):
Oh my goodness, it's just it's crazy. I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm excited for you, Katie, although whenever those weekends come around,
you did to sleep, which might be more enticing. Thanks
for the call, Katie, with a quiz up next. Yeah,
thanks so much, Katie. Love me to hear your voice.
Have a great weekend. You can have it to Oh,
mad Am, I out of Wicked passes amount. I was
gonna throw out another one because I was gonna say, Katie,
go to the movie's gone see Wicked for good.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
But she can't do that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
She can do that, she just have to pay for
a ticket.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
If you can tell the difference between beer and soft
drink by the sound of the condo, it us a
bloody call.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I'm going to have a soft drink.
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Dary, no, duy no.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
First person to play is Trinity. Do you believe Trinity?
Speaker 9 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Yes, I believe. Hopefully I can get.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Some referenrator of her head.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Is the number if you want to al right, Trinity,
let's go for can number one here it.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Is all right?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Oh soft drink?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Nice Trin.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Do you get a lot of Matrix references Trinity in
your life?
Speaker 8 (16:23):
Actually?
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Yeah, I'm named after the Matrix.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Do you love the movie? Do you love the movie Trinity?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
I was actually listening to you guys the other day
when you named your daughter after the that movie, and
I was just like, okay, I'm named after a movie, so.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, my daughter Interstellar.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, it's just awesome to have you in the show.
Do you what do you?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Is named after you know, the really the relationship between
her father and daughter.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
There.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You're named after sexy double agent in black leather. I mean,
what were your parents thinking?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Do you think?
Speaker 8 (16:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (16:59):
She was Actually my mum was watching the movie at
the time and she goes, oh, I like that name.
She's pretty cool to act els for you, And.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Dad just was watching the movie and went, yes, I can.
Speaker 8 (17:11):
Listen to.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Al Right, Trinity, let's go for can number two.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
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Speaker 2 (17:27):
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Speaker 1 (17:49):
We might get more. We might get more.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Kira on Thurday one of six five is called can
you hear Kira? The record is sixteen ten thousand dollars?
How do you like your chances?
Speaker 8 (17:58):
Oh my god, I'm so excited to be on.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
All right.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, let's get you the can one here here it is.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Tough drink.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Bang bang wow bang.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You just knew, didn't your care? That wasn't a guess?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Can you hear? Cheers on?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You're on as well? Everyone's on? All right, Gira. Here's
gat number two.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Soft drink, Right, Okira, I love it right to have
a player in the building. It's great to have a
player in the building.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Can I ask what you do? Kira?
Speaker 9 (18:39):
I am a supervisor for school cleaner.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Cool because you watch just watch them, watch them clean.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
No, I go and make sure that they're doing a
good job.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
That makes more sense, all right, Gira, here's can number
three for you here.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Here, what's that?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
What's the biggest pitfall that the cleaners are finding in
the schools, like, what's one ear.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
That they don't nail toilet?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Wow? I didn't explain, but does it need that much
of a clean?
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Though?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It is always my like you know, at the end of.
Speaker 9 (19:21):
The day, you'll be surprised at what children do in
the toilet.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
School toilet, and I still do in the wet toilet,
paper and chuck it.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
All can.
Speaker 10 (19:35):
Number four for you, my god, you've got confidence.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Wavering loves a beer here, she loves a beer, Kira.
You're correct, that's for in a row here here.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Why are you so good at this?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I just I feel like you haven't hesitated on any
of the cans.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
I listen every day, listen every day.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You just do the practice.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
She's not out of second gear? Woulds how many will be?
Speaker 2 (20:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They just keep going, all right, Kira, You've got no fear.
Let's do it again. Number five.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
Soft drink.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That was a very beery beer as well, Kira, I
feel like you might have missed that bad luck made
you can have a double past to go and see
a Wicked for Good Kira. Just the epic conclusion Wicked
for Good in cinemas. Now let's move on to Caitlyn show,
we've got a couple more players, and it's surely Caitlin,
you're going.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
To go yep.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Hard actor followed, were you thinking beer before? Are you
thinking soft drink? The one that got Kira?
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Well, you just cut out, so I didn't ever not
with my turn.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I cut out a bit, did it?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah, that's why I couldn't he Let's.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Make sure the connection is strong, Caitlin. Here we go
Can number one.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Oh, soft drink.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Shocking, but you got it.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
I'm gonna be honest, like if that's your guessing capability,
though that did not sound like a soft drink at all.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Somehow you know.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
I was a bit torn, But I'm like.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
No, Caitlyn could have gears.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
If she's picked out as her softy woods, it is
the most unsoft drink, soft drink we've ever had in history?
Speaker 4 (21:42):
But she where's Caitlin? Maybe you are hearing something subtle.
Let's go to Can two.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Bea Caitlyn. Here we go, two cans down.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Good work, Caitlin, feeling good?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
How are you feeling, Caitlin.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
I'm feeling so nice.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh he's can number three, soft drink.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Kaitlin direct Caitlin loving it loving the game here, Kately?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Do you do Caitlin? We always ask people what they
do at Can three.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
I have a small business.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Lovely, well promote it, give it a plug.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
It's called Bougie Co.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
It's like snow globe tumblers and all that type of jazz.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Lovely, lovely snow globe tumbler.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
What's it Forgive me?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But what is do you mean like a like a
snow globe, like.
Speaker 7 (22:41):
A snow globe but you can actually it's turned into
a cup.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
A tumbler like a glass snow globe glass.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
Yeah, like a doubled wall has or glitter in it?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Wow? Can I get one of them? I want to
want a mug? Do you do mugs, Caitlin? Or just cups?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
No?
Speaker 8 (22:56):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Can I put a tea in the snow globe tumb.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Probably not at Mike clack?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, okay, a shame. What's what's the business called, Caitlyn? Quick?
Give it a plug? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Sorry again?
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Just hanging on bea okay, that's reckond.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
We got some sales for Bougie Co, no doubt, no, thank.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
You thanks for joining us, Kaylen, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Woodrow.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
We have just the.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Most agreeable giveaway right now, you guys.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
This is the best trip we've ever given away, ends down.
And I know I said it.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
A lot, but I mean it with his thank you,
welcome to our iHeart radio.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Shing wow wie.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Okay, So jingle balls really like it's twas.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yes, we've been putting you in the boarding lounge for
weeks now, you guys been listing right across the workday.
As you said, it's two balls, one in l A
and then one in New York City, so you get
the doubles. So you've fly into l A. You're doing
your first ball, and then you go across the country
to New York City to do your second ball. And
we cover all your flights, all your AGAs you and
(24:23):
a mate, everything paid for. But I mean the real
creme delogram here. The ps Resistance are the people.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
You're going to be seeing in these cities. Have a listen.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
It's the most wonderful time.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
It's Hunters Killer ya.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hey, what's up is that you.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
So half of them in l A and as you said,
but you're fly to New York and you see the
other half.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
If you missed it, it's Alex Warren kid Lerroy Zara
last and Hunt Tricks.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
First performance bigger.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
That's the first performance ever so overrun those K pop demon.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I saw them do a Thanksgiving thing in New York.
That might be the second.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Second performance.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Raven Lennee, Nelly and Ed Sheeran to cop to top
it all off.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Doesn't get bigger. It does not get bigger.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It does not. I don't know how we've chosen this.
How have we chosen this person?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I think it's at random?
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
So for anyone who's been put in the boarding lands,
we might be about to call you to tell you
that you and a mate we are about to go
on a trip of a lifetime.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Let's do the number.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, It's Melanie speaking.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Hi Melanie, Hi to this. Are you expecting any calls? Melanie?
Speaker 7 (25:48):
Kind of my note? Today's a big day.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Why is it a big day? Melanie?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Because I kept entering a competition.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
What's what competition? Did you keep entering? Melanie?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Who's calling you?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
May not? You may not.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
You'll just have to keep answering these questions from a
random person.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Okay, I entered the jingle Ball competition in New York
and l.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
A wow, wows.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
This this is two of you guys.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It's a friend of mine. Well, this is because this
is Will. This is Will and Woody here. So I
guess you're not wanting to hear from us.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
Oh my gosh, Okay, I'll talk to you guys too again.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
It just just just feels desperate now and it feels
like we're your second choice.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
But no, you guys are my first.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That changed was quick.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Gordy.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hey, Mel, Yeah, you're going to both the jingle balls.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Oh my gosh, you guys are Oh my gosh, Oh
my gosh.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
You guys have like changed my life, my brother's life.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
So you're going with your brother?
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:03):
I like, oh my yeah, I'm taking him with his
dreams to go. So I'm shaking right now.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Wow, Mel, will you get to see Alex Warren, the
kid larroys A Lass and Hunterricks, Miles Smith Raven the
name Nelly ed Sheeran across Los Angeles.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
And New York.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Mate, you're flying, you know air lines. Explore more of
the USA book at United dot com. That is for
you and your brother who are you most excited about
seeing huns Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just can't believe they're
a real band now.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
So obviously love K pop demon Hunters.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
And obviously at Sharon. You know you gotta love a
hot ginger.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Nellie, Nellie, come come from this.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
They woke him up. He's been in deep rest deep great.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Oh my goodness, thank you? Are you're going so excited?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Enjoy yeah, enjoyment. Have the best time the kids. iHeartRadio
jingle Ball Grand Tour. That is all yours, mal on
the Oh.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
My gosh, the time you guys have not I'm shaking
right now.
Speaker 8 (28:06):
I love you too.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
You guys have just top Gordy.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
That good.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
No worries. Mel.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
The afl W Grand Final tomorrow on seven and seven
plus as well, so make sure you guys are getting
around that well. Joe, a quick remind of everybody else
that we've got more tickets here on will end next week.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Incredible as your ticket to me, I hate to take
you to probably an area hypothetical which might make you
feel sad or uncomfortable. Oh I'm sorry, I apologize, I
apologize for it, but I think there's you know, it's
just gonna be an interesting conversation. Cool man, if your
(28:53):
wife Sem was in a position where she was dying,
like and she's going to die pretty soon? Sorry taking
this hypothetically, she's.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Going to die prey soon?
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's hypothetically she's going I must
saying she's dying. I'm saying that hypothetically she gets a condition.
H it's terminal and she's going to die soon. Would
you god? Yeah, ye, sorry, sorry to take you there.
Would you be okay? Would you think that it's a
good idea to freeze her cryogenically? No, hang, I haven't
(29:22):
finished cryogenically freeze her for a period of time, let's say,
twenty five to thirty years, in the hope that modern
science will come up with a cure for what she
has and then you can continue to You wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I'm pretty sure last year they just like emptied the
vats with all these people that have just paid like
one hundred thousands to be frozen for thirty years, and
they were like, well, you're all dead anyway, so.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
They just got rid of it.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Well, not here, my friend, not in China. Rape them
off the floor, not in China, Not in China. So
that's a guy called Gui juan Min who has cryogenically
frozen his wife. Now this is really I find this fascinating.
His wife actually died of lung cancer, but he has
cryogenically frozen her because he's of the belief that in
(30:12):
thirty years they'll be able to bring her back from
the dead.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Right, So that is one hundred percent going on.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
But the news today, which I mean, I don't mean
to laugh about something which is obviously quite serious and
quite more. But the news today which has not been
received well from the from the Chinese public, is that
because this is quite famous, this this, this.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Story, it's quite romantic, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's a beautiful, beautiful story.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
And so China was appalled to learn today that he's moved.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
On and he's got a new girl. No chocking form
from Gui.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
So what's awful?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Awful?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Well, she's still frozen, is no, she's she's frozen, but
he's already moved on, he's dating again.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
So question for you then, if they come up with
the cure, does he still bring her back just for
her to find out he's moved on awful.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Right, Well, she gets a second chance at life. I'd
take a break up for a second.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well, that's true, that's true. I mean maybe he might.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
He might even try and suggest that, you know, thirty
years on, it's you know, everyone's doing the couples.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Not a thing. Oh yeah, maybe he just may. Yeah,
but that's trouble.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That is the modern and mate, because we don't know.
He may have told his new squeeze just so you know,
I've got another babe on eyes.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
And she could be back.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
On the first date profile I've actually already got, but
that's not for thirty years.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Let's get a drink. Gee geeze your men, darrible.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Wardrobe. We pitched so many great ideas during the week,
but they just don't get on the show.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's only a limited number of spots, so it look
contractually we've carved out ten minutes a week.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
We can do whatever the hell we like.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Let me take our life.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I've been pitching this mine for at least a month,
and I honestly I wasn't bringing it up in Freedom
Fridays because I was like, no, not to bring down
the segment. But I was like, it's too good for
Freedom Fridays. I was like, this will get in the
real shows, and you never got There's.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Been three or four weeks.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
So the idea I had I was going to pitch
in Freedom Friday.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I've since had a power wow with a few producers
and I think it's going to go next week. Are
you're kidding off the canvas?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
So you're not pitching right now?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I've got another one that was.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Right, okay, all right, well so you kick these off? Okay? Sure?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
So like about a month ago, there was like a
it's like a house invasion, pretty serious story, right wow.
But so I saw the CCTV of it and there
was an interesting moment where the guy had to restrain
the house invader by sitting on them. It was the
classic you just just sit down and put all your
weight on them.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
So what you used to do your younger brother?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Just okay, So I just I just think there'd be
great stories.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Have you ever had to sit on someone to restrain them?
Speaker 3 (33:19):
To restrain?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Don't you? Have you ever had to sit on someone
to restrain them?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I used to do that to my little brother all
the time. You can't move there.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Be boring, like more like you know, why have you
had to like restrain somebody.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
What are you hoping for? There were what's that? What's
what's what's what's your what's your gold call? There?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
I don't have the creativity. I just think it'd be
it'd be better than my creative mind right now, will.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I mean, why did you have to restrain something?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
And then how long did you have to sit on
them for?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I think there'll be great stories. I think it's great stories.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
How do you go?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
So the other day I was walking out the front
of my house. It's start but going don't know my
neighbor all that.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Well, Yeah, I go how are you? And she goes,
how are you? I didn't respond.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
I realized I started thinking to myself, I don't have
to respond to that question.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
In Australia, how are you?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
No, because you say it is a greeting, you walk
past on you, how are you? You don't expect your
response anyway? I started, No, you don't.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You got a you get that's a gets game over.
You both asked a question.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Happened if you both asked the question?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
No response? So then I started.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
When someone says hey and you go good.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, exactly. So I started thinking that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
There's actually a lot of questions in a lot of
questions in Australia that we asked that don't need answering.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
I like your tomato sauce, obviously, that's a good example.
Were like, John ask in your lemonade.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah obviously, Yeah, that's true. That's a question that doesn't
ask right. I'm like, how's the serenity? No answer to
that question?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, Well why would you?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah, what would you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Great?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Or you're right?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, also a great examples, great examples. Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Let's go with yours.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Okay, Yeah, because I think you cover them all. I
think the reason they won't go with yours.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh where's the that no answer? There's no answer there,
no answer that question.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
All right, So we're gonna go with mine.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, sitting on and be able to I'll find another
question that can't be answered in that spot anyway.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Right, thirteen one oh sixty five is the number? Have
you ever sat on someone to restrain them? There we go,
what's wrong, Joe, Joe, what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I just want to go home. You've got some calls
coming in, they're calling. Can you hear? An hour ago
they're listening on delay.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Oh silly billies. Well they might have sat on someone.
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I tell you what if no one sat on someone
to restrain them. But just can you hear it again?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Beautiful? Really taken to the sitting on topic?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 6 (36:05):
I feel?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Are they taking it the wrong way?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
No, they're just it's been sad on some of them,
I will.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Say, sitting on someone accidents.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
Oh yeah, all.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Right, we'll go to Remy here, and this is why
you didn't put it in the show.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
You know you're gonna write back to my emails with
that feedback. I don't get them. Let's go to Remy
here on thirty one sixty five.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Remy, you had to sit on someone to restrain them?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yes, So in this situation, I had to sit on
someone in order to win a Grand Final?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Oh fun? Okay? How did how did that happen?
Speaker 6 (36:47):
So what happened was we only had a minute left
on the on the board to win the Grand Final.
So what I did was because the only way to
win was to because this guy was about to kick
the ball out, but I managed to stop it by
getting him on the floor. And it was like a
before he got on the floor. I kind of got
the ball off him, but he tried to rip it
(37:07):
off me, so I sat on his face suck him
from getting the ball. So what I did was I
started in his face and he let go completely. He
just stopped and I ran and scored and that was us.
We won the Grand Final, right.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Sri shat on and farted on face to win the game.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
If you questions, I don't know rugby super well, Remy,
but like, is it in the codes at all?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Like afar from the face?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Is that an I legal move penalty?
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Well? Look at how is there any rules for that?
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Did you get the respecting the team, Remy?
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Whether it was there like a bit of you know.
Speaker 6 (37:53):
Of course you know after that, I got Man of
the Match remedy and yeah and five years undefeated premiership.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And you've got you on the tam. I can see
why you're unstoppable on your remedy.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Thanks. I have a great weekend, Remy. Appreciate that story, mate.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Well that's just awesome, so powerful using all the skills
you've got in the game of sport.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Him down, took the ball off and fired on his
face and the scored a try.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I mean that perfect.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I hope this wo that just perfect.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Campaign rugby Helen Here thirteen one, six y five, Helen, Oh,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
A bit of a flip on a classic. Someone said
on you by Helen, can I help?
Speaker 8 (38:36):
When I was young, not now. When I was young,
my cousin that I lived with growing up, she and
her were in the garage. Me and her were in
the garage and she said to me, oh, that's the spider.
Me and I had to fight in my life, and
and I turned around and there was no spider. But
(38:57):
the worst bit is, well, I did dad sit on now?
But the worst thing is she ran off and told
my grandma about sitting on her and that my grandma
came back and hit me.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
So yeah, it's nice, Helen.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Sorry, sorry, Helen, so sorry. I'm in a bit of
a lossit what Why did she sit on you after
she saw a spider?
Speaker 8 (39:22):
I said, on her because she lied to me.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
She lied to me that what.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
She said there was a spider. It was a lot.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I was sitting on her. Punishment.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
Yeah, it was punishment. But I got in trouble from.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
My at the time.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
They passed away.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Sorry, no worries