April 28, 2025 • 42 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Polling Out is in the studio because MASTERSHIF is back tonight,
seven thirty ten and ten play he welcome back.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh my god, guys, thanks for.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Having me, so good to have any time.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know how much I love coming to see you.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
We love having you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We're very excited to go for me. Yeah, welcome home,
welcome home.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Thank you. We feel very comfortable with you. And I
know that because what he said something to me the
other day which he meant to ask you in this interview,
which I might say for later. Yeah, I'll bring it up.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We've read how a little conversation about.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
How you didn't bring he didn't bring that up though.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
It's more an off air conversation, I reckon. But we
can talk about we can talk about it.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It is a conversation. Ryan need to make it on
it very shortly. But let's talk about Gordon Ramsey tonight.
Gordon Ramsey, he's on tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
He is on tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Here's a fourth how was he?
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Was he was it intense?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Was it intense?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Is that from the get go? Like when he arrives
on Saturday. Everyone knows Gordon Ramsey has arrived and everyone's
a little bit scared and on edge, including you.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It seems like Poe a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
So is he making like demands and stuff of like,
you know, I want a sandwich.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
To be honest, I want a sandwich. I could just.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Kind of be casual with him, but I don't think
he was into.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It really, so that old adage just be yourself, you
were like.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Doesn't thinkause in first seat in season twelve he was
on as well, the first back to win and is
Heap's chill? But I think I think he was just
he'd been in Australia for a while working shooting the
US Master Chef and I think he was ready to
go home.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maybe I'll bit tired.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't know. There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I mean did a great.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Publicis Channel Ten's size stoke that you've said that.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, but he did an amazing job.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
He turned it around because it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Is amazing to watch him in service, like it's him
doing his stuff, you know, and he always.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean it's argue for some people like that, like
Gordon Ramsey for example, where they are at their edge,
that's when they're actually their best, which you're terrifying.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, and you know what I actually do empathize because
I had a little tiny which is similar to like
Micheland Star.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
So you're you're comparing your cafe, your ten person cafe,
to Gordon Ramsey's empire.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, can I just.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Say right when I can't even imagine with a Michelin
Star restaurant because I don't know how to do this, right,
I caught what they call call from the past. You
have to stand there and you have to know that
all the numbers that are coming in, right, old table
sevens just derive its four people table.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Let's just ride with five, right. You have to know
how long.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
They've it's been since they landed at their table, how
long they've since they've been asked a bit to serve
their first drinks.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And this is what Gordon does.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is what all chefs do. Yeah, especially at that level.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Is never sorry, just so you know, So I used
to work costpo. Would he no idea? Nothing like you're talking?
This is what's the past?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Would he have no idea?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And it has got heat lamps on it and gets
sent out? Yeah, And so what happens is they have
to orchestrate this literally like a ballet, right where all
the and they.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Have to call out all the different parts of the kitchen,
so they're like witty, you're on entree, so you have
to start doing and withinre there's larder and then you
know there's like fish to be cooked or whatever, and
everything has been done perfectly, so all lands at the
past at the same time, perfectly, so they don't lose
a Michelin.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Style becaues he tastes all of it before it goes
on it, does he looking at it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He can look at it, yeah, literally, little sniff.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
He would be that tuned in.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah, so he will know based on site if the
meal isn't right. So would he'd send back meals before
they go to a table if he didn't think it
was up to scrape.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It were probably in your face by then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, he's grumby in your face?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah from Gordon Ramsey. In your face. Oh there's a
word that follows that we can't say on air. Hey,
it's great to have you any I saw you on
the cover of Women's Weekly in December as well.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That was a bit special, very good shot in the
nice beautiful and you you you posted about it on
social media. You were just standing by a bush shelter
looking at a billboard of yourself, and you were waiting
for something, Poe, is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Waiting for cock and balls.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
On the photo of.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You fighting that to happen to you?
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Aren't you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And you're on a bust shelter?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So did you get one? Did you keep returning to the.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Keep?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Maybe I'm loved, Maybe I'm not loved enough.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Were you tempted to do it to your own photo?
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I actually had some really good mates coming and they
did it all through the magazine.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Oh that's nice, that's what makes that's what good mates for.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, there were all sorts of genitals and mustaches and
stuff in wrong place.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You're only that's what you're mates for me humble. Speaking
of being kept humble, So Woods told me that he
found out that you nerds swim.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my god, that was a bad thing.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I was listening to today. We got an email today
It was like, hey, guys's going to be able to
come in today? Is still going ahead? We were like great,
And then what you said to me? Did you know
the swims of the nude? And I said, yep, that's
a bit strange, not necessarily how it went down, but yeah,
he said, you don't ask her that, and I'm here,
we are.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you had asked me that three years ago, I
would have blushed. But check this out.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No blush. There was no blush there.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
But there is an absence of blush.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's not even a kink thing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's like, I don't even care anymore. I don't want
to have to hang my bathers up.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I live alone. Why wouldn't I do that and just
have complete freedom.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think it's getting into my older woman vibe, which
m was calling bog witch, getting right into the bog
witch zone where you don't give it about anything except
feeling comfortable and loving yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's awesome. Yeah, so at your house these days, it's
just great food and nerd swimming.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yep, that's the sign over the door actually when you arrive,
that's on the welcome Matt, good cooking, mude swimming.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And it's not even it's like so because I think
when people hear that, they're like, oh, sex, and I'm
like no, no, it's it's just as I couldn't be asked,
and because I because I talked about going into gardening
as well, And it's not because I'm consciously doing that
because you.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Hear the garden because I've probably gone for.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
A swim and I've just wandered around to pick a weed.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, and it's not a good look.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Like I've done my fair share of nude gardening, and
my wife tells me to get clothed. Yeah, because there's
like bending and weeding and bruney.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Exactly. You're not trying to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, gardening in the nood is not sexy.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
And what I think is funny is when people got
and you're scared if you know people, And I was like, well,
if they're if they're copping, well that's their problem.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They've pretty quick.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I have the gloves on though, obviously when i'm gardening,
which is an interesting look. So it's like nothing but
gloves and then maybe give some crocs.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's like, oh yeah, but no pants. Oh we'd look.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
With no pants.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, it's more offensive.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Than well for I think for a man in particular.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I left the pool with just a T shirt
on my speedos.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I was getting looks, no, he's not nerd, not nerd
on the body.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Because my T shirt was over my speedos. Yeah. Yeah,
you kind of look like a toddler.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, the toddler in the rock pools look, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's not a desirable look.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
For six year old.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, except you're not a toddler.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No shame, certainly not a bog, which which is what
poling now is. And she's going to get out of here.
But you can see her tonight on Channel ten.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Master chef Jamie Oliver joins as well.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Later in the season, No hot skirt pods. We almost
got there, almost got there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It has gone with it.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I should I love that about you. I love that
you said no that was I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I probably just damn it po, but I love.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Damn jam.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Later on, anybody missed it? You did miss the evolution
of the fact that my daughter, my three year old,
nearly three year old daughter, categorically hates you. I'm here
with Woody.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Hello Max, Max?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
What are your friend?
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Queer? Loving you?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Can you hear me? Max? She's running, you say, she's running,
Run after her, run after it?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Do you like wood Ya?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's her brother.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
That there, that's her opening Hot Cross buns because I
delivered hand delivered hot Cross buns to your house.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
They were specifically four Max.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Yeah, you you informed her that I had, that I
had paid for it. Did you mention that I'm quite tight?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, I haven't mentioned that. I haven't really been able
to get out of first base to be honest with
her in terms of you like I. Just as soon
as I mentioned you, Yeah, she just says she doesn't
like you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I dropped over a Lama activity book as well.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
I've been I've been coming to your house a lot
more of a year dropping off gifts for Max.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And would you say, though that you're a father, you.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Know more than anyone on this planet, would you say
she's warming with every gift that I dropped?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Quite the opposite. I think she's going the other way.
I actually think that she's kind of like she's she's
realized that. So I've got I've got a couple of
bits of water to pay for you. So the first
one was today. So I just walked out of the
house today to say goodbye, and I was like, just quickly,
you just want to see it because I hadn't mentioned you
(11:02):
for two weeks. I've been to New York with Sam
for ten days, so we've been away from ten days.
So she she's had nothing but separation from you, assuming
that you didn't try and sneak up on her while
we were gone, I considered it, so we I asked her,
I told her I was going to work today, and
this is what she said, makes you Hey, I'm going
back to work today.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Who do I work with?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yeah? Do you like woya?
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Do you like? What?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
And why is that? Because is he not your friend?
Speaker 11 (11:32):
Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
That's just that's just a fresh one that's today.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
There's no there's no hesitation, no compunction.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
You can hear a tone lift at the end. Hate him? Yeah,
not my friend? No, okay, just done, very matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Because we were supposed to see each other on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Talking about you and my daughter.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Well when I see and you, well you and me,
but I believe you. I think you were going to
bring your daughter because we were got your children's farm
to celebrate some Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Got light and I got the flu.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, so you went down. You know, I had juggling
balls in the car just in case you came. I
was going to try and win her with a bit
of a juggling show. Like do you know how much
this consumed me?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I know, I think about it is like, I'm not
even hanging out with my own daughter, I'm just thinking
about your daughter.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
So the video of me filming myself today, she obviously
knew that I was filming myself, But I tried to
have a conversation with her the other day where she
couldn't tell that I was recording her. Because I think
I've been saying this to you for a little while now.
She's cottoned onto the fact that there's a bit going on.
She knows that she gets attention if she says she
doesn't like you, right, right, So that's clearly at play.
(12:39):
So I was like, what I'll do here is I'm
just going to talk to her while i'm changing her Yeah,
and just casually sort of bring it up, candid candid ye,
just to figure out whether or not she actually doesn't
like you. And you remember the other day that we
tried to call her and she ran away. So sem,
my partner had the phone, tried to put you on
(13:00):
the phone to her, and she ran away. She brought
that up all by herself. Okay, this is her describing that.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Last week I talked to again. Cut it to my mummy.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah, why she just don't.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Like Woody because you didn't like Woody.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Do you not like Woody? Why?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Likely?
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Maybe alright, she said, maybe I just don't like Woody.
That cuts me, She cuts me down to the court.
Maybe I just don't like him. But there's no reason
behind this. I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You know.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
My whole relationship with Max has been our first interactions
when she could talk. She's always like, where's the cake?
Accuse me of stealing a non existent care and then
also she says like, where's the jacket or something? She
was like always bringing up the coat or something.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Or a jacket and a cake.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I just feel like our entire relationships either accusing me
of stealing something or saying that she doesn't like me.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I don't know. I don't know. Because the guy I'm
up for this, I find this very funny, and I
know I believe in my daughter as well like I
do believe in her, and she's got a solid part
of me in there, which means that she will write
this out, and she will she will make sure that
you feel awful for the sake of this show's content.
As I have done for the last ten years.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So Daddy like.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
From the tree, just passing the bat and he actually
gets a bit.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
She's got a clinch in her eye, which I mentioned
your name now like she knows. She's like, this is
great if I if I continue this, Dad keeps laughing,
so I'm happy. I know this is going to keep
working for me. So for me, the question is how
far are you willing to stoop to get her to
get a two year old to like you? Because I'm
in and I think we've got some I got some
(14:58):
content dollars to put my this as well.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Who knows well pay Like I've offered to give her
cash last time. Cash is well, she needs to figure
that out. We live in a capital of the society.
World runs the world. I said the text menage I
sent to your wife. Though I was going I've got
a bit of an undercut on my hair. I was
going to write matts in the side of my head
and that that was the text to your part.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, yeah, she said that, she said too much.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
She also can't really read so so.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That would have been a miss.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
But this is what I'm talking about, Like I had
to have a conversation with a hairdresser saying, you know,
I was like, I'm thinking about writing Max in the
side of my head, like, oh beautiful Maxim.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, that would be strange tattoo strange.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Thought about that. I thought about that. Yeah, I got
the photo and everything.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But I think I think you do need a bit
of a Yeah, well you said you mentioned bring the
wiggles around. She she's big on the wiggles, so that
would have worked. I do have a relationship with Anthony, seriously, Okay,
oh okay, I reckon Anthony? Does I reckon Anthony would
be he'd.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Be good, he'd be good at your door with the guitar.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, and did a little. I think she'd be a
bit weirded out. I think this is about what if
rocked up, If Bluey or Bingo rocked up, that would be.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Could be arranged, could be arranged.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Okay you I think that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'll be in the bandit obviously.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
So I think this is the thing that you're up
against as well, is like surprising toddlers is also, as
we've discussed before on this show, fraught with fraught with danger.
Can you can scare them?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? Absolutely? And I could go further the other way.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
No, don't like it would scar, because I don't think
you get it that badly wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
don't think another three years in the sin.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I can't handle that. I can't handle that. I don't
think she hates me right now. She just doesn't like me.
I think that's where we're at. I haven't heard the
word hate. If I scare her, that could easily creep
into hate. Yeah, but so you said before the song,
she's she's made some terms, she's laid down some terms
as to how I can win her back.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Was quite a simple term, like quite a And I
haven't surprised. I hadn't thought of it before. She actually
mentioned to you a couple of times before. I don't
know how it came up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's not the cake, is it? With you?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
But I said to her after she went on this
this filibuster the other night, about alibuster, long rambling speech
about how much she disliked you, I played down bigger
than mine. I played you a shortened version.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Just before that week, I talked to again, give it
to my mummy.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy. Why, I
don't know. She don't like because you didn't like Woody.
Do you not like Woody? Why maybe I would like?
Speaker 10 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Alright, straight into book time and again bat n eilid
heart cold cold as ice.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
It makes it worse when there isn't a reason behind it. Yeah,
it's nothing to deserve it.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Correct into a rousing rendition of the gingerbread Man, and
you've never spoken of again? Well done, run round, run
as fast as you can now, look it's it's a cracker.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
After the gingerbread Man, though, she went a bit. I said, look, darling,
is there anything that wood He could do in this
whole world?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I went into bat for you. Yeah, I was just
outside your house in the rain.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
I said to her, Darling, is there anything anything that
what you could do for you in order to crate
to win back your affections?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Great? Do we have a response?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Not for me?
Speaker 11 (18:49):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do I have to make it?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I think?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
How will she know?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
She's gonna have to see the proof of your mate?
And I know that that is easily your biggest suit,
which really excites me. But I think you're going to
have to make a three year old the best cakes
she's ever seen, and she's seen some great cakes.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay, we'll talk more off here, but like, I need
to know what she loves. What does she love?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
One of the biggest rappers in the world has just
admitted that he's retrained himself as a plaster.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Retrained, retrained, was a.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Plasterer, was a plaster, started rapping and then just wanted
to get back into it.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Love that wrapping a career on the decline. Is that
a fair point or I just.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I just think he's Actually what he said was that
he'd forgotten the skills that he had learned, and then
he was like, I just I just kind of felt
like I wasn't doing anything with that thing. So I
was like, well, I may as well keep back into it.
He said, he's got he's got the certificate and everything
during the pandemic. Yeah, and then quote see if you
can pick who it is from this quote. For some reason,
(20:09):
I felt like I needed to learn to do stuff
bigger babel skills.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
It was wicked, big up able skills. It was wicked.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That does sound like a lot of rappers, rappers, I
mean really, the only one coming to mind is Eminem
because I'm not really into rap.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I can't see eminem saying big up. That's iconically sorry,
it's that has to be British rapper, all right, Wicked,
No Americans is wicked.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's I honestly don't know an able skills.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
It was wicked.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't know any British rappers.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Sure you know this guy?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I don't need That was rap?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Does he rascals? Even wrapping in the background there? Yeah,
I thought that was singing pable skills. It was wicked.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
This is a this is a bang and tongue.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
He's bet chalented.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So sorry? Is he quit rapping to plaster so he.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Just wanted to get back into it, just wanted to
do it a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So he's not doing it for work. He's not like
going again, He's not. He's not doing plastering it.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I think he might.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, Dizzy Rascal rocked up at your house to do
your walls.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
When he was doing this class, people didn't recognize him
early on, and then he said towards the end, there
was a couple of dudes. Sorry, his language is so funny.
A couple of dudes. I've been doing it with them
for a couple of weeks now, and they were like, hey,
oh my god, it's you man. He's rich man, he's
famous man, and figured it out, so did he is
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a part time plaster. And I looked at this and
I thought that is something that neither you or I
could do, but we both probably think that we would
be better at it than the other one.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I would be much better with my hands than you. Okay,
I took off a door the other day off the hinges.
Took a door off.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You hired an air tasker to tell you that you
were just splashing water back out of the sink onto yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Pipes is my achilles heel. But outside of pipes some good.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
So what I want to do right now, I want
to have a bit of a trading, a trading off
with you. Yeah, sure, trady chat you and me. Yeah,
thirteen one six y five. If you're a trading any trade,
give us a call. You and me go tradesman for tradesmen. Yeah,
person that can stay in the trading chat the lot
oflest wins.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Oh, we're just maintaining a conversation with the trades. The
don't asking us questions about their job.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
No, no, no, we're going to be talking their trade with them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Oh great, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool, fine easy. I
worked on a construction site for two and a half weeks. Mate,
learned it all, Doug Horles will let's go to Clayton here, Clayton,
what's your bag, my man?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What's your trade? What's your trade? Of choice?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Trade is not gangsters? Is your Do you want to
take the plaster or do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're taking turns, you go. Plastroom is not my bag?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
You don't know? Damn it about okay? Oh yeah good Clayton,
how I am mate? Let's let's talk sheets. Did you
did you get any down today? Any sheets down?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
That is no, you don't put sheets down, you put.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Up in.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Clayton, Clary, my man, how yeah good?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Bloody hell? Am I hangover?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Yeah, bloody hell.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I need to I just took a poop as well.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
By the way, I just took a pool, big yeah mate.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Any movements today for you, man?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Ah? Yeah, not really, just potting up some multi stop
board off on the.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Wall, we know, yeah mate, yeah, man, I was using
the singles this morning.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You're on the multisya bloody hell?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Single boards? You mean just General Gibson.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Or couple of general.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that, but you
didn't even get into the trade chat. You just started
with toilet chat.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They're all doing hungover dunny chat. Okay, let's get on
one of the fowlers.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Michael. You're an all round builder.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You would he love your show boys, Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Do you want to do you want to kick it
off with Michael this time around?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Then?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Bluddy yeah, bloody earth a mickey mate, boys, there you go. Yeah,
bloody good mate, bloody good.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Hey, listen, let's talk about your most recent job where
you're at right.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
So we're doing some formwork at the moment for concrete,
and so we're just setting up some floating spears.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, unreal, unreal. So they definitely want it floating. They've
asked for the floaters.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Theirs definitely floating, mate, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, handy, handy. And is that concrete dry? Have we right?
Are we? When we expect that to drive by? We're
going to get that done by c O B.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
No, No, that's that's just a homework before the concrete, mate,
not the actual concrete.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Bloody ell sorry mate, looking at the wrong shape, right, That's.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Good, classic classic chat on the site.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
No way, that's exactly chat. Yeah, and John hown yourself.
So are we good? Mate? What are you sorry? What
are you working? Before we get started? Anton, I'm a
trade so what is what is the jip rock? Before
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I look that up?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Plastic balls?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
The internal linings of your house?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Internal lines, internal linings.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Specially interior lining.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, I'm more of an exterior lining guy. But how
can we can do it? Mate? Anton? How are you mate?
What's going on? I'm insie on the way home. It's
got blood. I'll be on the phone, beautiful Mateush cheers mate,
I've got the hands free going on myself. Got the
lid off the tray yep, yep, yeah, No, Tim of
(26:32):
there today had it earlier, strapped it on, but unstrapped
it at the site. Oh yeah, got some.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Tim is unshapped.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, Tim is right now. Though it woulds brand new study.
By the way, this is not a mickey mouse study.
This this is a study that said that people they
can figure out how old you are based on your hangover?
(27:07):
Do me?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Could you do me in so many ways or just
in the scientific way? Please?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Because I've had six months off birds back on the
grug and it's going fine. Can I describe my hangout
my back on the Yeah, that's right back on the grug.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, very good. Yeah, not still taking it in a
coffee cup on the to the museum with your daughter.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
A No, that was that was six months ago when
when I decided to stop.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
That was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
But I'm back.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
So the study is actually, would I should I should
mentioned that? So this study is actually like one hundred
percent legit say, you know if you hear the studies show,
studies show. This study tracked the health of hundreds of
children born in the year nineteen fifty nine up until
they were sixty one years old. So this is sixty one.
This is a genuine sixty one year study that covered
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these people for their whole life or until there was
sixty including how that how much they smoke, how much
they drank, and how much they lounged around so effectively
were inactive in the younger years as to when that
started to have an impact on their lives. Wow, so
we all know that, you know, bad habits like smoking
and drinking and all that sort of stuff will catch
up with you. But the whole point of the study
(28:19):
was to figure out how much of it when you
were younger actually impacts you when you are older. Oh,
really really interesting. So the most notable thing that they
did have a number that came out of this though,
as to when you basically started to show the effects
of smoking and drinking when you were younger. What is it?
(28:42):
How old are you?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Thirty six? Thirty seven in September.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
It's thirty six. Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
So, without seeing this study, I did it. I stopped.
I stopped it like the exact moment I should stop.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Well, no, I think you No, That's.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
What I'm saying from that, thank you, I've beaten signs.
I'm pre science. No, So I think I figured out
before sixty.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yearsatingly, without going too much into your self imposed alcohol ban,
you you stopped drinking alcohol as well because you you
had a moment with it where you were like ge whiz, Yeah,
definitely that didn't work for me last night. So that,
I think is the moment that a lot of people
have at the age of thirty six, that is where
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their hangover they actually go, oh my god, this is
actually taking a massive toll on me.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
So I can I give him some symptoms of my
last hangover? To see if it coincides with thirty six? Sure, okay,
so very fatigued. We I got like so tired when
I woke up, headache not awful, got worse as the
day went on, felt like I had a cold for
three days afterwards, like it was like a three day cold.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Wow, that does sound like a long hangover.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, so where does that age me out?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Well?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Thirty six? Amazingly, I mean, isn't that what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Isn't this to the lab?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I know you're thirty six years old? Well, I think
we're not going to.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Actually, don't read me the sign.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I don't have the study in front of me, but
I think what we should be able to do when
what we should be able to do is we should
be able to tell base on how bad the hangover is,
whether the person is younger or older than thirty six.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Let's do, right, Jennifer, you wanted to do?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
You stop asking that?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Just say, Jennifer been child, We'll stop.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Asking you like that.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Jennifer, you had a bit of a hangover on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
I sure did.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Okay, Okay, I can.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Go and drinking of course on this show. I want
to mention that before we should mention that a bit earlier.
But Jen, let's go through your symptoms. If your hangover
shocking things?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, go Jen.
Speaker 12 (30:48):
I think I ended up having a couple of hours.
Wakes up really early in the morning, throws six o'clock,
and then the phone time for an hour.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Eat.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Some think, don't go through your whole day, Jennifer to
talk about your.
Speaker 12 (31:03):
Hangover all over and I just like to eat.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I reckon Jen, like she woke up at six at
a fun time when she first broke up.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I'm gonna have it again.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I think you're a Chris forty Jen, No, no right away?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
All right, good.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Sorry to bring the mood down, but I had a
horrific moment with my father in law Terry.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Jeez, what happened? Now? I really like I like Terry.
We like Terry.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I would I loved Herry.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I love Terry as well. The point in your Bucks
party where he ordered a pizza for himself and proceeded
to eat it in front of me and talk at
me for an hour that he can do that again.
I love him up until that point.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And as the son in law, you have to listen
to that.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Tribes anyway, he came over with his entire family. So
all of MIM's family came over for a barbecue on
the weekend, right, yeah, And I'd a bit of meat
to chuck on the barbecue, doing steaks, sausages.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
And I see you're not getting marinate a chicken mate
for anyone else, Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Not sixty packs nags bangers. It is the banker.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Doing the red the red stick of special steaks.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Bloody o. So yes, so cheap steaks and bangers on
the barbecue.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
And I said to Terry, walked up to him and
I said, mate, how do you want your steak?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
He's particular, Terry, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He can be? He can be.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
And I found out that he's quite particular about his steak.
And he said, oh, will let me come outside.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Not that you've got any range anyway, by the way,
i've seen you on the barbecue.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
No, I've got a lot better Nobe barbecue barbecue.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
You venged r in the morning. But you don't know
how to cook a steak. You've never known how to
cook a steak.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And I'm getting better at it. I'm getting better.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Been watching videos YouTube anyway, So I'm I'm I've got
the tongues in my hand right, and I'm kind of
you know, when you've got the tongues, you start gesticulating, Yeah,
you so come out of the.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Barb, you start snapping with them.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Absolutely, you can do whatever you like, because they're your tongues, right,
they're your tongues.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Oh jeseus, I say this is going on.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Terry comes outside and I'm still we're having a verbal conversation,
and I'm saying, how do you want your steak?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
He leans over and he took the tongues out of
my hands.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
He touched the tongues well, and me tongue to tongue,
tongue tong tongue to tongue to time as good as
(34:03):
I imagined. Anyway, Look well he touched the tongues. He
not only touched the tongues, he then he then hogged
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He pretty much took over. He starts, he starts slipping
the steaks.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
He didn't trust her, his son, his son.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
My brother in law.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Obviously seeing what Papa's doing, he comes over, he takes
the tongs.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
This might not be only got any ownership of the
tongues at all.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
None of them trust you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, and it's a shame. It's a real shame.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, and ironic given that you married their daughter. But
but it's it's Yeah, they're obviously spoken about it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Can I say what my tongue work.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I'm just I'm going to say your barbecue work in general? Yeah, well,
you know, every day at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Never going to get better though, if you keep taking
the tongues off.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Look, here's the question.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
I'm not sure if I'm just being too precious here,
thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can they touch the tongues?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Are they good tongues?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
It is cheapest, but that's not the points they met
the steal no steal steal puppies.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Of course they're steal puppies. I think it's the beef masters.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Oh, the beef Masters.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Not a bad tongue. But again, let's not focus on
what type of tongue I think.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I think the type of tongue depends on whether or
not you can touch the tongue.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
As I'm concerned if someone came over to your if
I come over to your house and touch your tongues,
and I'm saying that you've been using.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Touching my tongues on the tip or on the the base.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I take full tongue.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Oh, you're grabbing all my tongues.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yes, wow, I take the tongue out of your hands
and start using the tongues.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Are you angry about that?
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Is my wife involved with the tongue? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
She might, Um, don't bring your wife into this.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Well, you're touching my tongues. Man, touch my tongues, you
touch my woman.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
So okay, So okay, you agree, you think? So okay.
I just I just need to feel.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
A bit like that. You touch my tongues, you touch
my woman.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yeah, Well, because we get well for me personally, If
I'm the primary Western on the it feels like a Western.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
If I'm the primary barbecue on an occasional.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Grabbing the steering wheel in my car, you're grabbing my tongues.
I think it's I think it's very similar the pillow
that I sleep on, the shirt on my back. Yeah,
it's probably all similar sorts of things.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I'll take suggestions. I will always hear suggestions from people. Yeah,
don't touch the tongs.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah. Would you feel more comfortable with someone grabbing your
thng or your tongues?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So out of interest, I think thong is fair game. Wow,
my is your song? Yeah, yeah, you've always said that
thirteen one oh sixty five. Can they touch your tongues?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
All right, I'll hear both sides, Like, if you think
it's fair game, like you know tongues are for everyone,
then I'll hear that.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Then me see that.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Tongue to dung dung dongs again, I've done it again.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
So personally again, I don't know if I've been hang
on tongue to tongue tongue tong. I don't know if
if I'm being.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Too precious here, but I just feel like we keep.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
That playing in the background and then you've got to
try and get the next time. I think thinking about
it too much, we have to leave it there.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
So I just feel like, if I'm the primary the
primary tongue, if I'm the primary barbecue, I'm more than
willing to hear from people as to how they want steaks, cooks,
or hear suggestions or whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Don't touch the tongues. Yeah, but I don't know whether.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Time tongue to tongue dunge tom.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
So so yeah, can you touch the tongues tongue to
tug dunk tongue.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Well, you shooting the tongues out?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
What are your thoughts on this? Am I being too precious?
Or am I right in saying that my tongues should
not have been.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
To You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I have always been the designated barbie sure in you know,
with my exiles, and I was lucky.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
You never ever wanted to do the barbecuing.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
And if anyone ever came over and I'm like, oh
can I help, I like, no tongue.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Slaps, done, tongue my barbecue.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
Yep, tongue slaps.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's my barbecue.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
You're done.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Goodbye to a pistol with with a tongue a little
bit more at my house, I'm cooking your barbecue.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Don't touch my.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Tongue or used to use the jaws. That's what I do.
People try and get Jimmy, Yeah, I try to snap
at them. Yeah yeah yeah. The problem.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
The problem in this situation is that I'm dealing with
my father in law. There's a bit of power that
he has over me. I can't pistol with him with
a tongue.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
No, he can't pistol with him.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But it's your you would pinch him you'd pinch.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Him the door backyard.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's your house.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah. He touches my tongues then comments on my grass
negatively quite supportive of my grass. Actually, I appreciate that, Terry,
if you are listening.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Darlayne, ruined something of his in the grass?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
No, no, no, no, no, A good helper, Darlne.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
A hole in his sprinkle in his irrigation, and.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
He doesn't know that. Darlne, what are your thoughts? Can
someone touch your tongues?
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I think being father in law, you need to look
after him and keep him happy, to.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Make him feel needed and say like, I couldn't possibly
do it without you.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Someone takes the tow to touch your tongues, Darlene.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You hell all the barbecuing, and then if he didn't
let my dad touch them, might get upset with him.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Yeah, so your dad would go in there and go
step aside. Some this out done.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
He wouldn't step aside. He wouldn't tell him to step aside,
but he's want to have a go and i'd take.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I'm gonna be honest, I find it hard if my
dad's over, if I'm barbecuing. Yeah, he he won't. Yeah, he'll.
He'll touch my tongues. My very own father will touch
my tongues.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
Think there's a moment though, where I feel like, once
you've had kids, that your dad goes, I'm passing on
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Son. Absolutely, he'll never pass on the time.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
But I kind of relinquish it because I just don't
think I'll ever be able to cook a barbecue as
well as as well as my father.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No one ever thinks that. I think that's a fear
that all men have.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
He comes over and goes chuck him his son, I'll go,
just do whatever you need to do here, the master,
I've clearly done something wrong.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
My dad's lazy. He's pretty happy to pass over the tongue.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah you can see that. Yeah, I can't see that.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
To leave the couch, it just shouts direction from the couch. Natalie,
what are your thoughts here? Can your tongues be touched?
Speaker 7 (40:51):
Look?
Speaker 10 (40:51):
In our family, a barbecue means everyone gets involved. So
whether you're on the tongues or the scraper or you're
picking the onions, there's someone there doing every bit of
the job.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, so I get that, But Natalie.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
If you if you're given barbecue. It sounds like a
vision chip shop out there.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
You got a full burner for burninette.
Speaker 10 (41:11):
Oh no, it's a six burner actually, If.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
You don't anyway, sorry, But if I'm given, if you're
given the role of the main tongue, the primary tongue,
I believe that's the appropriate terminology.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Surely the scraper can't touch the tongue.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Who is the scraper the person who's been given the
job of scraping Because Natalie apparently says scraping the residue
of the barbecue sounds like Natalie runs a residue. I
don't know, But Natalie, if I'm the primary tongue, can
the scraper touch the tongues?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Look? I guess yeah, because there's no primary tongue in
our house. Yeah, when I'm standing there, does it? And
whether there's five or six uncles, dad's grandparents houddling around
that barbecue, they're all going to sit there and have
their little bit. It's it's a family, is fair. But
the women are in the kitchen and the dads are
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outside touching that barbecue.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
That's how we like it. Good segregation, good separation of powers.
Women in the kitchen men outside.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I never made this gender by the way.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
That's nice and progressive.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
That
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Having me, so good to have any time.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You know how much I love coming to see you.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
We love having you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
We're very excited to go for me. Yeah, welcome home,
welcome home.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Thank you. We feel very comfortable with you. And I
know that because what he said something to me the
other day which he meant to ask you in this interview,
which I might say for later. Yeah, I'll bring it up.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
We've read how a little conversation about.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
How you didn't bring he didn't bring that up though.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
It's more an off air conversation, I reckon. But we
can talk about we can talk about it.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It is a conversation. Ryan need to make it on
it very shortly. But let's talk about Gordon Ramsey tonight.
Gordon Ramsey, he's on tonight.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
He is on tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Here's a fourth how was he?
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Was he was it intense?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Was it intense?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Is that from the get go? Like when he arrives
on Saturday. Everyone knows Gordon Ramsey has arrived and everyone's
a little bit scared and on edge, including you.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It seems like Poe a little bit.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
So is he making like demands and stuff of like,
you know, I want a sandwich.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
To be honest, I want a sandwich. I could just.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Kind of be casual with him, but I don't think
he was into.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
It really, so that old adage just be yourself, you
were like.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Doesn't thinkause in first seat in season twelve he was
on as well, the first back to win and is
Heap's chill? But I think I think he was just
he'd been in Australia for a while working shooting the
US Master Chef and I think he was ready to
go home.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Maybe I'll bit tired.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't know. There you go.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I mean did a great.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Publicis Channel Ten's size stoke that you've said that.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, but he did an amazing job.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
He turned it around because it.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Is amazing to watch him in service, like it's him
doing his stuff, you know, and he always.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
I mean it's argue for some people like that, like
Gordon Ramsey for example, where they are at their edge,
that's when they're actually their best, which you're terrifying.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, and you know what I actually do empathize because
I had a little tiny which is similar to like
Micheland Star.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
So you're you're comparing your cafe, your ten person cafe,
to Gordon Ramsey's empire.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, can I just.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Say right when I can't even imagine with a Michelin
Star restaurant because I don't know how to do this, right,
I caught what they call call from the past. You
have to stand there and you have to know that
all the numbers that are coming in, right, old table
sevens just derive its four people table.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Let's just ride with five, right. You have to know
how long.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
They've it's been since they landed at their table, how
long they've since they've been asked a bit to serve
their first drinks.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
And this is what Gordon does.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is what all chefs do. Yeah, especially at that level.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Is never sorry, just so you know, So I used
to work costpo. Would he no idea? Nothing like you're talking?
This is what's the past?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Would he have no idea?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And it has got heat lamps on it and gets
sent out? Yeah, And so what happens is they have
to orchestrate this literally like a ballet, right where all
the and they.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Have to call out all the different parts of the kitchen,
so they're like witty, you're on entree, so you have
to start doing and withinre there's larder and then you
know there's like fish to be cooked or whatever, and
everything has been done perfectly, so all lands at the
past at the same time, perfectly, so they don't lose
a Michelin.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Style becaues he tastes all of it before it goes
on it, does he looking at it?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
He can look at it, yeah, literally, little sniff.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
He would be that tuned in.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Yeah, so he will know based on site if the
meal isn't right. So would he'd send back meals before
they go to a table if he didn't think it
was up to scrape.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It were probably in your face by then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, he's grumby in your face?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah from Gordon Ramsey. In your face. Oh there's a
word that follows that we can't say on air. Hey,
it's great to have you any I saw you on
the cover of Women's Weekly in December as well.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
That was a bit special, very good shot in the
nice beautiful and you you you posted about it on
social media. You were just standing by a bush shelter
looking at a billboard of yourself, and you were waiting
for something, Poe, is that right?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Waiting for cock and balls.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
On the photo of.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You fighting that to happen to you?
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Aren't you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
And you're on a bust shelter?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So did you get one? Did you keep returning to the.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Keep?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
Maybe I'm loved, Maybe I'm not loved enough.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Were you tempted to do it to your own photo?
Speaker 10 (05:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I actually had some really good mates coming and they
did it all through the magazine.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Oh that's nice, that's what makes that's what good mates for.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yeah, there were all sorts of genitals and mustaches and
stuff in wrong place.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
You're only that's what you're mates for me humble. Speaking
of being kept humble, So Woods told me that he
found out that you nerds swim.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my god, that was a bad thing.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I was listening to today. We got an email today
It was like, hey, guys's going to be able to
come in today? Is still going ahead? We were like great,
And then what you said to me? Did you know
the swims of the nude? And I said, yep, that's
a bit strange, not necessarily how it went down, but yeah,
he said, you don't ask her that, and I'm here,
we are.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
If you had asked me that three years ago, I
would have blushed. But check this out.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
No blush. There was no blush there.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
But there is an absence of blush.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's not even a kink thing.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's like, I don't even care anymore. I don't want
to have to hang my bathers up.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I live alone. Why wouldn't I do that and just
have complete freedom.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think it's getting into my older woman vibe, which
m was calling bog witch, getting right into the bog
witch zone where you don't give it about anything except
feeling comfortable and loving yourself.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's awesome. Yeah, so at your house these days, it's
just great food and nerd swimming.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Yep, that's the sign over the door actually when you arrive,
that's on the welcome Matt, good cooking, mude swimming.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
And it's not even it's like so because I think
when people hear that, they're like, oh, sex, and I'm
like no, no, it's it's just as I couldn't be asked,
and because I because I talked about going into gardening
as well, And it's not because I'm consciously doing that
because you.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Hear the garden because I've probably gone for.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
A swim and I've just wandered around to pick a weed.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, and it's not a good look.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Like I've done my fair share of nude gardening, and
my wife tells me to get clothed. Yeah, because there's
like bending and weeding and bruney.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Exactly. You're not trying to be sexy.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, gardening in the nood is not sexy.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
And what I think is funny is when people got
and you're scared if you know people, And I was like, well,
if they're if they're copping, well that's their problem.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
They've pretty quick.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
I have the gloves on though, obviously when i'm gardening,
which is an interesting look. So it's like nothing but
gloves and then maybe give some crocs.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's like, oh yeah, but no pants. Oh we'd look.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
With no pants.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, it's more offensive.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Than well for I think for a man in particular.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, I left the pool with just a T shirt
on my speedos.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I was getting looks, no, he's not nerd, not nerd
on the body.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Because my T shirt was over my speedos. Yeah. Yeah,
you kind of look like a toddler.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah, the toddler in the rock pools look, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It's not a desirable look.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
For six year old.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, except you're not a toddler.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No shame, certainly not a bog, which which is what
poling now is. And she's going to get out of here.
But you can see her tonight on Channel ten.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Master chef Jamie Oliver joins as well.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Later in the season, No hot skirt pods. We almost
got there, almost got there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
It has gone with it.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I should I love that about you. I love that
you said no that was I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I probably just damn it po, but I love.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Damn jam.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Later on, anybody missed it? You did miss the evolution
of the fact that my daughter, my three year old,
nearly three year old daughter, categorically hates you. I'm here
with Woody.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Hello Max, Max?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
What are your friend?
Speaker 11 (09:35):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Queer? Loving you?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Can you hear me? Max? She's running, you say, she's running,
Run after her, run after it?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Do you like wood Ya?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's her brother.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
That there, that's her opening Hot Cross buns because I
delivered hand delivered hot Cross buns to your house.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
They were specifically four Max.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Yeah, you you informed her that I had, that I
had paid for it. Did you mention that I'm quite tight?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
No, I haven't mentioned that. I haven't really been able
to get out of first base to be honest with
her in terms of you like I. Just as soon
as I mentioned you, Yeah, she just says she doesn't
like you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I dropped over a Lama activity book as well.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
I've been I've been coming to your house a lot
more of a year dropping off gifts for Max.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
And would you say, though that you're a father, you.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Know more than anyone on this planet, would you say
she's warming with every gift that I dropped?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Quite the opposite. I think she's going the other way.
I actually think that she's kind of like she's she's
realized that. So I've got I've got a couple of
bits of water to pay for you. So the first
one was today. So I just walked out of the
house today to say goodbye, and I was like, just quickly,
you just want to see it because I hadn't mentioned you
(11:02):
for two weeks. I've been to New York with Sam
for ten days, so we've been away from ten days.
So she she's had nothing but separation from you, assuming
that you didn't try and sneak up on her while
we were gone, I considered it, so we I asked her,
I told her I was going to work today, and
this is what she said, makes you Hey, I'm going
back to work today.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Who do I work with?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Yeah? Do you like woya?
Speaker 11 (11:26):
Do you like? What?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
And why is that? Because is he not your friend?
Speaker 11 (11:32):
Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
That's just that's just a fresh one that's today.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
There's no there's no hesitation, no compunction.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
You can hear a tone lift at the end. Hate him? Yeah,
not my friend? No, okay, just done, very matter of fact.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Because we were supposed to see each other on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Talking about you and my daughter.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Well when I see and you, well you and me,
but I believe you. I think you were going to
bring your daughter because we were got your children's farm
to celebrate some Yeah, birthday.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Got light and I got the flu.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, so you went down. You know, I had juggling
balls in the car just in case you came. I
was going to try and win her with a bit
of a juggling show. Like do you know how much
this consumed me?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I know, I think about it is like, I'm not
even hanging out with my own daughter, I'm just thinking
about your daughter.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
So the video of me filming myself today, she obviously
knew that I was filming myself, But I tried to
have a conversation with her the other day where she
couldn't tell that I was recording her. Because I think
I've been saying this to you for a little while now.
She's cottoned onto the fact that there's a bit going on.
She knows that she gets attention if she says she
doesn't like you, right, right, So that's clearly at play.
(12:39):
So I was like, what I'll do here is I'm
just going to talk to her while i'm changing her Yeah,
and just casually sort of bring it up, candid candid ye,
just to figure out whether or not she actually doesn't
like you. And you remember the other day that we
tried to call her and she ran away. So sem,
my partner had the phone, tried to put you on
(13:00):
the phone to her, and she ran away. She brought
that up all by herself. Okay, this is her describing that.
Speaker 8 (13:07):
Last week I talked to again. Cut it to my mummy.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah, why she just don't.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Like Woody because you didn't like Woody.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Do you not like Woody? Why?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Likely?
Speaker 10 (13:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Maybe alright, she said, maybe I just don't like Woody.
That cuts me, She cuts me down to the court.
Maybe I just don't like him. But there's no reason
behind this. I've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You know.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
My whole relationship with Max has been our first interactions
when she could talk. She's always like, where's the cake?
Accuse me of stealing a non existent care and then
also she says like, where's the jacket or something? She
was like always bringing up the coat or something.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Or a jacket and a cake.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
I just feel like our entire relationships either accusing me
of stealing something or saying that she doesn't like me.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
What is going on?
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I don't know. I don't know. Because the guy I'm
up for this, I find this very funny, and I
know I believe in my daughter as well like I
do believe in her, and she's got a solid part
of me in there, which means that she will write
this out, and she will she will make sure that
you feel awful for the sake of this show's content.
As I have done for the last ten years.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So Daddy like.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
From the tree, just passing the bat and he actually
gets a bit.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
She's got a clinch in her eye, which I mentioned
your name now like she knows. She's like, this is
great if I if I continue this, Dad keeps laughing,
so I'm happy. I know this is going to keep
working for me. So for me, the question is how
far are you willing to stoop to get her to
get a two year old to like you? Because I'm
in and I think we've got some I got some
(14:58):
content dollars to put my this as well.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Who knows well pay Like I've offered to give her
cash last time. Cash is well, she needs to figure
that out. We live in a capital of the society.
World runs the world. I said the text menage I
sent to your wife. Though I was going I've got
a bit of an undercut on my hair. I was
going to write matts in the side of my head
and that that was the text to your part.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Well, yeah, she said that, she said too much.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
She also can't really read so so.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That would have been a miss.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
But this is what I'm talking about, Like I had
to have a conversation with a hairdresser saying, you know,
I was like, I'm thinking about writing Max in the
side of my head, like, oh beautiful Maxim.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Yeah, that would be strange tattoo strange.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Thought about that. I thought about that. Yeah, I got
the photo and everything.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But I think I think you do need a bit
of a Yeah, well you said you mentioned bring the
wiggles around. She she's big on the wiggles, so that
would have worked. I do have a relationship with Anthony, seriously, Okay,
oh okay, I reckon Anthony? Does I reckon Anthony would
be he'd.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Be good, he'd be good at your door with the guitar.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
Yeah, and did a little. I think she'd be a
bit weirded out. I think this is about what if
rocked up, If Bluey or Bingo rocked up, that would be.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Could be arranged, could be arranged.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Okay you I think that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'll be in the bandit obviously.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
So I think this is the thing that you're up
against as well, is like surprising toddlers is also, as
we've discussed before on this show, fraught with fraught with danger.
Can you can scare them?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah? Absolutely? And I could go further the other way.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
No, don't like it would scar, because I don't think
you get it that badly wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
don't think another three years in the sin.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I can't handle that. I can't handle that. I don't
think she hates me right now. She just doesn't like me.
I think that's where we're at. I haven't heard the
word hate. If I scare her, that could easily creep
into hate. Yeah, but so you said before the song,
she's she's made some terms, she's laid down some terms
as to how I can win her back.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
Was quite a simple term, like quite a And I
haven't surprised. I hadn't thought of it before. She actually
mentioned to you a couple of times before. I don't
know how it came up.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
It's not the cake, is it? With you?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
But I said to her after she went on this
this filibuster the other night, about alibuster, long rambling speech
about how much she disliked you, I played down bigger
than mine. I played you a shortened version.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Just before that week, I talked to again, give it
to my mummy.
Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yeah, you gave the phone to your mummy. Why, I
don't know. She don't like because you didn't like Woody.
Do you not like Woody? Why maybe I would like?
Speaker 10 (18:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Maybe?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Alright, straight into book time and again bat n eilid
heart cold cold as ice.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, I know, I know.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
It makes it worse when there isn't a reason behind it. Yeah,
it's nothing to deserve it.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Correct into a rousing rendition of the gingerbread Man, and
you've never spoken of again? Well done, run round, run
as fast as you can now, look it's it's a cracker.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
After the gingerbread Man, though, she went a bit. I said, look, darling,
is there anything that wood He could do in this
whole world?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I went into bat for you. Yeah, I was just
outside your house in the rain.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
I said to her, Darling, is there anything anything that
what you could do for you in order to crate
to win back your affections?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Great? Do we have a response?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Not for me?
Speaker 11 (18:49):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Do I have to make it?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I think?
Speaker 4 (18:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
How will she know?
Speaker 5 (18:55):
She's gonna have to see the proof of your mate?
And I know that that is easily your biggest suit,
which really excites me. But I think you're going to
have to make a three year old the best cakes
she's ever seen, and she's seen some great cakes.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay, we'll talk more off here, but like, I need
to know what she loves. What does she love?
Speaker 5 (19:25):
One of the biggest rappers in the world has just
admitted that he's retrained himself as a plaster.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Retrained, retrained, was a.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Plasterer, was a plaster, started rapping and then just wanted
to get back into it.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Love that wrapping a career on the decline. Is that
a fair point or I just.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
I just think he's Actually what he said was that
he'd forgotten the skills that he had learned, and then
he was like, I just I just kind of felt
like I wasn't doing anything with that thing. So I
was like, well, I may as well keep back into it.
He said, he's got he's got the certificate and everything
during the pandemic. Yeah, and then quote see if you
can pick who it is from this quote. For some reason,
(20:09):
I felt like I needed to learn to do stuff
bigger babel skills.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
It was wicked, big up able skills. It was wicked.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
That does sound like a lot of rappers, rappers, I
mean really, the only one coming to mind is Eminem
because I'm not really into rap.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
I can't see eminem saying big up. That's iconically sorry,
it's that has to be British rapper, all right, Wicked,
No Americans is wicked.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's I honestly don't know an able skills.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
It was wicked.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I don't know any British rappers.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Sure you know this guy?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I don't need That was rap?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Does he rascals? Even wrapping in the background there? Yeah,
I thought that was singing pable skills. It was wicked.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
This is a this is a bang and tongue.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
He's bet chalented.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So sorry? Is he quit rapping to plaster so he.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Just wanted to get back into it, just wanted to
do it a bit.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So he's not doing it for work. He's not like
going again, He's not. He's not doing plastering it.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
I think he might.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, Dizzy Rascal rocked up at your house to do
your walls.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
When he was doing this class, people didn't recognize him
early on, and then he said towards the end, there
was a couple of dudes. Sorry, his language is so funny.
A couple of dudes. I've been doing it with them
for a couple of weeks now, and they were like, hey,
oh my god, it's you man. He's rich man, he's
famous man, and figured it out, so did he is
(21:53):
a part time plaster. And I looked at this and
I thought that is something that neither you or I
could do, but we both probably think that we would
be better at it than the other one.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
I would be much better with my hands than you. Okay,
I took off a door the other day off the hinges.
Took a door off.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
You hired an air tasker to tell you that you
were just splashing water back out of the sink onto yourself.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Pipes is my achilles heel. But outside of pipes some good.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
So what I want to do right now, I want
to have a bit of a trading, a trading off
with you. Yeah, sure, trady chat you and me. Yeah,
thirteen one six y five. If you're a trading any trade,
give us a call. You and me go tradesman for tradesmen. Yeah,
person that can stay in the trading chat the lot
oflest wins.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Oh, we're just maintaining a conversation with the trades. The
don't asking us questions about their job.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
No, no, no, we're going to be talking their trade with them.
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Oh great, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool, fine easy. I
worked on a construction site for two and a half weeks. Mate,
learned it all, Doug Horles will let's go to Clayton here, Clayton,
what's your bag, my man?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What's your trade? What's your trade? Of choice?
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Trade is not gangsters? Is your Do you want to
take the plaster or do you want me to?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
We're taking turns, you go. Plastroom is not my bag?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
You don't know? Damn it about okay? Oh yeah good Clayton,
how I am mate? Let's let's talk sheets. Did you
did you get any down today? Any sheets down?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
That is no, you don't put sheets down, you put.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Up in.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Clayton, Clary, my man, how yeah good?
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Good?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Bloody hell? Am I hangover?
Speaker 7 (23:51):
Yeah, bloody hell.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
I need to I just took a poop as well.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
By the way, I just took a pool, big yeah mate.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Any movements today for you, man?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Ah? Yeah, not really, just potting up some multi stop
board off on the.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Wall, we know, yeah mate, yeah, man, I was using
the singles this morning.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You're on the multisya bloody hell?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Single boards? You mean just General Gibson.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Or couple of general.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
I'll give you that. I'll give you that, but you
didn't even get into the trade chat. You just started
with toilet chat.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
They're all doing hungover dunny chat. Okay, let's get on
one of the fowlers.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Michael. You're an all round builder.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
You would he love your show boys, Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Do you want to do you want to kick it
off with Michael this time around?
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Then?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Bluddy yeah, bloody earth a mickey mate, boys, there you go. Yeah,
bloody good mate, bloody good.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Hey, listen, let's talk about your most recent job where
you're at right.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
So we're doing some formwork at the moment for concrete,
and so we're just setting up some floating spears.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, unreal, unreal. So they definitely want it floating. They've
asked for the floaters.
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Theirs definitely floating, mate, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, handy, handy. And is that concrete dry? Have we right?
Are we? When we expect that to drive by? We're
going to get that done by c O B.
Speaker 7 (25:25):
No, No, that's that's just a homework before the concrete, mate,
not the actual concrete.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Bloody ell sorry mate, looking at the wrong shape, right, That's.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
Good, classic classic chat on the site.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
No way, that's exactly chat. Yeah, and John hown yourself.
So are we good? Mate? What are you sorry? What
are you working? Before we get started? Anton, I'm a
trade so what is what is the jip rock? Before
(26:03):
I look that up?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Plastic balls?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
The internal linings of your house?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Internal lines, internal linings.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Specially interior lining.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah, I'm more of an exterior lining guy. But how
can we can do it? Mate? Anton? How are you mate?
What's going on? I'm insie on the way home. It's
got blood. I'll be on the phone, beautiful Mateush cheers mate,
I've got the hands free going on myself. Got the
lid off the tray yep, yep, yeah, No, Tim of
(26:32):
there today had it earlier, strapped it on, but unstrapped
it at the site. Oh yeah, got some.
Speaker 7 (26:41):
Tim is unshapped.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, Tim is right now. Though it woulds brand new study.
By the way, this is not a mickey mouse study.
This this is a study that said that people they
can figure out how old you are based on your hangover?
(27:07):
Do me?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Could you do me in so many ways or just
in the scientific way? Please?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Because I've had six months off birds back on the
grug and it's going fine. Can I describe my hangout
my back on the Yeah, that's right back on the grug.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, very good. Yeah, not still taking it in a
coffee cup on the to the museum with your daughter.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
A No, that was that was six months ago when
when I decided to stop.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
That was fun for me.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
But I'm back.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
So the study is actually, would I should I should
mentioned that? So this study is actually like one hundred
percent legit say, you know if you hear the studies show,
studies show. This study tracked the health of hundreds of
children born in the year nineteen fifty nine up until
they were sixty one years old. So this is sixty one.
This is a genuine sixty one year study that covered
(27:58):
these people for their whole life or until there was
sixty including how that how much they smoke, how much
they drank, and how much they lounged around so effectively
were inactive in the younger years as to when that
started to have an impact on their lives. Wow, so
we all know that, you know, bad habits like smoking
and drinking and all that sort of stuff will catch
up with you. But the whole point of the study
(28:19):
was to figure out how much of it when you
were younger actually impacts you when you are older. Oh,
really really interesting. So the most notable thing that they
did have a number that came out of this though,
as to when you basically started to show the effects
of smoking and drinking when you were younger. What is it?
(28:42):
How old are you?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Thirty six? Thirty seven in September.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
It's thirty six. Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
So, without seeing this study, I did it. I stopped.
I stopped it like the exact moment I should stop.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Well, no, I think you No, That's.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
What I'm saying from that, thank you, I've beaten signs.
I'm pre science. No, So I think I figured out
before sixty.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yearsatingly, without going too much into your self imposed alcohol ban,
you you stopped drinking alcohol as well because you you
had a moment with it where you were like ge whiz, Yeah,
definitely that didn't work for me last night. So that,
I think is the moment that a lot of people
have at the age of thirty six, that is where
(29:23):
their hangover they actually go, oh my god, this is
actually taking a massive toll on me.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
So I can I give him some symptoms of my
last hangover? To see if it coincides with thirty six? Sure, okay,
so very fatigued. We I got like so tired when
I woke up, headache not awful, got worse as the
day went on, felt like I had a cold for
three days afterwards, like it was like a three day cold.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Wow, that does sound like a long hangover.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, so where does that age me out?
Speaker 12 (29:52):
Well?
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Thirty six? Amazingly, I mean, isn't that what we're doing?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Isn't this to the lab?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
I know you're thirty six years old? Well, I think
we're not going to.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Actually, don't read me the sign.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
I don't have the study in front of me, but
I think what we should be able to do when
what we should be able to do is we should
be able to tell base on how bad the hangover is,
whether the person is younger or older than thirty six.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Let's do, right, Jennifer, you wanted to do?
Speaker 5 (30:25):
You stop asking that?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Just say, Jennifer been child, We'll stop.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Asking you like that.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Jennifer, you had a bit of a hangover on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (30:34):
I sure did.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Okay, Okay, I can.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
Go and drinking of course on this show. I want
to mention that before we should mention that a bit earlier.
But Jen, let's go through your symptoms. If your hangover
shocking things?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, go Jen.
Speaker 12 (30:48):
I think I ended up having a couple of hours.
Wakes up really early in the morning, throws six o'clock,
and then the phone time for an hour.
Speaker 13 (30:59):
Eat.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Some think, don't go through your whole day, Jennifer to
talk about your.
Speaker 12 (31:03):
Hangover all over and I just like to eat.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I reckon Jen, like she woke up at six at
a fun time when she first broke up.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I'm gonna have it again.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I think you're a Chris forty Jen, No, no right away?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
All right, good.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
Sorry to bring the mood down, but I had a
horrific moment with my father in law Terry.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Jeez, what happened? Now? I really like I like Terry.
We like Terry.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I would I loved Herry.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
I love Terry as well. The point in your Bucks
party where he ordered a pizza for himself and proceeded
to eat it in front of me and talk at
me for an hour that he can do that again.
I love him up until that point.
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
And as the son in law, you have to listen
to that.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Tribes anyway, he came over with his entire family. So
all of MIM's family came over for a barbecue on
the weekend, right, yeah, And I'd a bit of meat
to chuck on the barbecue, doing steaks, sausages.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
And I see you're not getting marinate a chicken mate
for anyone else, Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Not sixty packs nags bangers. It is the banker.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Doing the red the red stick of special steaks.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Bloody o. So yes, so cheap steaks and bangers on
the barbecue.
Speaker 6 (32:37):
And I said to Terry, walked up to him and
I said, mate, how do you want your steak?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
He's particular, Terry, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He can be? He can be.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
And I found out that he's quite particular about his steak.
And he said, oh, will let me come outside.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Not that you've got any range anyway, by the way,
i've seen you on the barbecue.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
No, I've got a lot better Nobe barbecue barbecue.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
You venged r in the morning. But you don't know
how to cook a steak. You've never known how to
cook a steak.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
And I'm getting better at it. I'm getting better.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
Been watching videos YouTube anyway, So I'm I'm I've got
the tongues in my hand right, and I'm kind of
you know, when you've got the tongues, you start gesticulating, Yeah,
you so come out of the.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Barb, you start snapping with them.
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Absolutely, you can do whatever you like, because they're your tongues, right,
they're your tongues.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Oh jeseus, I say this is going on.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
Terry comes outside and I'm still we're having a verbal conversation,
and I'm saying, how do you want your steak?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
He leans over and he took the tongues out of
my hands.
Speaker 9 (33:41):
He touched the tongues well, and me tongue to tongue,
tongue tong tongue to tongue to time as good as
(34:03):
I imagined. Anyway, Look well he touched the tongues. He
not only touched the tongues, he then he then hogged
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He pretty much took over. He starts, he starts slipping
the steaks.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
He didn't trust her, his son, his son.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
My brother in law.
Speaker 6 (34:21):
Obviously seeing what Papa's doing, he comes over, he takes
the tongs.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
This might not be only got any ownership of the
tongues at all.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
None of them trust you.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, and it's a shame. It's a real shame.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yeah, and ironic given that you married their daughter. But
but it's it's Yeah, they're obviously spoken about it.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Can I say what my tongue work.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
I'm just I'm going to say your barbecue work in general? Yeah, well,
you know, every day at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Never going to get better though, if you keep taking
the tongues off.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Look, here's the question.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
I'm not sure if I'm just being too precious here,
thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can they touch the tongues?
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Are they good tongues?
Speaker 6 (35:07):
It is cheapest, but that's not the points they met
the steal no steal steal puppies.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Of course they're steal puppies. I think it's the beef masters.
Speaker 5 (35:15):
Oh, the beef Masters.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Not a bad tongue. But again, let's not focus on
what type of tongue I think.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
I think the type of tongue depends on whether or
not you can touch the tongue.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
As I'm concerned if someone came over to your if
I come over to your house and touch your tongues,
and I'm saying that you've been using.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Touching my tongues on the tip or on the the base.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I take full tongue.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Oh, you're grabbing all my tongues.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Yes, wow, I take the tongue out of your hands
and start using the tongues.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Are you angry about that?
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Is my wife involved with the tongue? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
She might, Um, don't bring your wife into this.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Well, you're touching my tongues. Man, touch my tongues, you
touch my woman.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
So okay, So okay, you agree, you think? So okay.
I just I just need to feel.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
A bit like that. You touch my tongues, you touch
my woman.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Yeah, Well, because we get well for me personally, If
I'm the primary Western on the it feels like a Western.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
If I'm the primary barbecue on an occasional.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Grabbing the steering wheel in my car, you're grabbing my tongues.
I think it's I think it's very similar the pillow
that I sleep on, the shirt on my back. Yeah,
it's probably all similar sorts of things.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
I'll take suggestions. I will always hear suggestions from people. Yeah,
don't touch the tongs.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah. Would you feel more comfortable with someone grabbing your
thng or your tongues?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So out of interest, I think thong is fair game. Wow,
my is your song? Yeah, yeah, you've always said that
thirteen one oh sixty five. Can they touch your tongues?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
All right, I'll hear both sides, Like, if you think
it's fair game, like you know tongues are for everyone,
then I'll hear that.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Then me see that.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Tongue to dung dung dongs again, I've done it again.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
So personally again, I don't know if I've been hang
on tongue to tongue tongue tong. I don't know if
if I'm being.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Too precious here, but I just feel like we keep.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
That playing in the background and then you've got to
try and get the next time. I think thinking about
it too much, we have to leave it there.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
So I just feel like, if I'm the primary the
primary tongue, if I'm the primary barbecue, I'm more than
willing to hear from people as to how they want steaks, cooks,
or hear suggestions or whatever.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Don't touch the tongues. Yeah, but I don't know whether.
Speaker 13 (37:31):
Time tongue to tongue dunge tom.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
So so yeah, can you touch the tongues tongue to
tug dunk tongue.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
Well, you shooting the tongues out?
Speaker 6 (37:54):
What are your thoughts on this? Am I being too precious?
Or am I right in saying that my tongues should
not have been.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
To You're absolutely right.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
I have always been the designated barbie sure in you know,
with my exiles, and I was lucky.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
You never ever wanted to do the barbecuing.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
And if anyone ever came over and I'm like, oh
can I help, I like, no tongue.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Slaps, done, tongue my barbecue.
Speaker 12 (38:16):
Yep, tongue slaps.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
That's my barbecue.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
You're done.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Goodbye to a pistol with with a tongue a little
bit more at my house, I'm cooking your barbecue.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Don't touch my.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Tongue or used to use the jaws. That's what I do.
People try and get Jimmy, Yeah, I try to snap
at them. Yeah yeah yeah. The problem.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
The problem in this situation is that I'm dealing with
my father in law. There's a bit of power that
he has over me. I can't pistol with him with
a tongue.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
No, he can't pistol with him.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
But it's your you would pinch him you'd pinch.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
Him the door backyard.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, yeah, it's your house.
Speaker 6 (38:53):
Yeah. He touches my tongues then comments on my grass
negatively quite supportive of my grass. Actually, I appreciate that, Terry,
if you are listening.
Speaker 5 (39:02):
Darlayne, ruined something of his in the grass?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
No, no, no, no, no, A good helper, Darlne.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
A hole in his sprinkle in his irrigation, and.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
He doesn't know that. Darlne, what are your thoughts? Can
someone touch your tongues?
Speaker 12 (39:19):
I think being father in law, you need to look
after him and keep him happy, to.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Make him feel needed and say like, I couldn't possibly
do it without you.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Someone takes the tow to touch your tongues, Darlene.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 4 (39:40):
You hell all the barbecuing, and then if he didn't
let my dad touch them, might get upset with him.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Yeah, so your dad would go in there and go
step aside. Some this out done.
Speaker 12 (39:55):
He wouldn't step aside. He wouldn't tell him to step aside,
but he's want to have a go and i'd take.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
I'm gonna be honest, I find it hard if my
dad's over, if I'm barbecuing. Yeah, he he won't. Yeah, he'll.
He'll touch my tongues. My very own father will touch
my tongues.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
Think there's a moment though, where I feel like, once
you've had kids, that your dad goes, I'm passing on
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Son. Absolutely, he'll never pass on the time.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
But I kind of relinquish it because I just don't
think I'll ever be able to cook a barbecue as
well as as well as my father.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
No one ever thinks that. I think that's a fear
that all men have.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
He comes over and goes chuck him his son, I'll go,
just do whatever you need to do here, the master,
I've clearly done something wrong.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
My dad's lazy. He's pretty happy to pass over the tongue.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah you can see that. Yeah, I can't see that.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
To leave the couch, it just shouts direction from the couch. Natalie,
what are your thoughts here? Can your tongues be touched?
Speaker 7 (40:51):
Look?
Speaker 10 (40:51):
In our family, a barbecue means everyone gets involved. So
whether you're on the tongues or the scraper or you're
picking the onions, there's someone there doing every bit of
the job.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, so I get that, But Natalie.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
If you if you're given barbecue. It sounds like a
vision chip shop out there.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
You got a full burner for burninette.
Speaker 10 (41:11):
Oh no, it's a six burner actually, If.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
You don't anyway, sorry, But if I'm given, if you're
given the role of the main tongue, the primary tongue,
I believe that's the appropriate terminology.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Surely the scraper can't touch the tongue.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Who is the scraper the person who's been given the
job of scraping Because Natalie apparently says scraping the residue
of the barbecue sounds like Natalie runs a residue. I
don't know, But Natalie, if I'm the primary tongue, can
the scraper touch the tongues?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Look? I guess yeah, because there's no primary tongue in
our house. Yeah, when I'm standing there, does it? And
whether there's five or six uncles, dad's grandparents houddling around
that barbecue, they're all going to sit there and have
their little bit. It's it's a family, is fair. But
the women are in the kitchen and the dads are
(42:03):
outside touching that barbecue.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
That's how we like it. Good segregation, good separation of powers.
Women in the kitchen men outside.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
I never made this gender by the way.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
That's nice and progressive.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
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