September 11, 2023 • 41 mins
- Stage Fright with Jules Lund
- Did you wrongly call the cops?
- Do you speak with inanimate objects?
- Jessica Mauboy
- Weird bedtime routines
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Will. You shed a lot of vulnerability and honesty when
you said this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I get stage fright at urinals.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So is that after the Jewels London incidents. It was
Jewels Lund once pushed Will into.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
A urinal with my pants down.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
He was like, around, you're sounding great on air, and
he gave.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Him a bum tap and then Will said, hey, mate,
you're quite tall and strong. If you keep whacking me
on the bum, I'm going to fall in the urinal.
I can't use my hands right now. And Jewels didn't
hear that and just kept going with the confliments and
then We'll just sort of tilted forward and his head
was against.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
You.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Never forget that, the feeling of cold steel.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Now, I was laughing. Then I didn't fully appreciate that.
That's led to ten years of stage fright for you.
You haven't used a urinal for ten years?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, I have, but just not a public one, not
one of those like steel.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
When are you going to private urinals?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, you know, for example, we have a private urinal
at work here. It's almost like a urinal in a cubicle. Yeah,
if you know what I mean. If it's got like
a mini door either side of it. In fact, I'm
okay to use one if there's like maybe one other
person there. But the time that I most want to
use one, the time that matters most is the time
when everyone floods to the toilets, which is what I mean, like,
probably the best thing about being a man, let's be honest,
(01:15):
is there's a urinal. Yeah, faster, you can have twenty
guys go to the toilet at the same time. That's
when you want to go when you get off a plane.
Caught a time halftime of a football.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Game, intermission of a theater show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Exactly, Yeah, the big moments and you rock up.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And as I said before, people know when you walk
into a toilet and you don't go to the urinal,
they watch you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They go, what the hell's that go doing there?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
And then I'm gonna count with an excuse like I'm
looking for my child or I drop my keys, and
it's embarrassing. And then I have to go back to
my seat and say to myself, right, activate camel mode,
because you're not gonna be able to We hear m with.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
A tough life. It does sound like a tough life,
and we truly do want to cure you. So We
spoke to a clinical psychologist called tash Paalacas last week
and she brought up this thing of exposure therapy, and
she started talking about how she uses this with people
who may be scared of things like spiders.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
When we're talking about spiders, for instance, and someone has
a big phobia of spiders, we start by talking about them.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Showing them photos, showing them videos.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
And then eventually we get a spider out there. It's
a very like slow build up.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Now I took this and may have I may have
ran a bit quick with it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Do it at all?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Actually you know that you ran quick with it at all?
She said, we'll start by showing people. No, we'll start
by talking about it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But well we're talking about it, we're talking about we're talking.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
About last Then we'll start by showing them photos. And
then she said, it's a long, long process, long slow
process before we actually get them to interact with a spider.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Anyway, I jumped in the deep end and last Friday.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
This is an exposure theory, but at all, this is
just traumatizing me. So just finding out the thing that
I'm most afraid of and then just putting it in.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
My face easy to say, in hindsight, might you might
have nailed this.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Small bee bullying as far as I'm conserned to the workplace.
HRF Ben contacted just so you know. But you took
me into the year on the last Friday, and you
made me watch you we oh god.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And and I'm going.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I can hear that. Don't put your microphone next to.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Okay, yeah, yeah, a little bit for.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't have any arms. I just have to bomb
up and down. Just think about what I did? What
did I do? Will you mean use your microphone?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Sorry? I just had to use the other hand, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What did I do? Think about what I did?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know what did you do?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just exactly I did nothing. I just did it right.
You're overthinking it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's try as the desert. Like it's not though, that's
the problem. Like I can feel the weight, like you
need to blad nearly fall.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You need to go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, and I guarantee you by the time you leave here, Yeah,
it'll be it'll be over tragic finish.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Obviously, I truly thought that would help.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Surprising.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't think I did anything wrong. I think we're
just focusing on the wrong bit. I think we need
to get Jewels Lund involved. At the end of the day,
he's the one who caused this stage fright. He needs
to be involved in the exposure therapy.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Now, Will, oh God, again, I feel like you might
be just accelerating this a bit much.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Now, let's just see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And he actually joins us on the show right now, Hello, Jules, Hello,
get one, Hello mate. We just need to get into
something very serious, which occurred around ten to fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Jules.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, that's specific, Yeah, it is, it is specific.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We were doing a late night show and I reckon
you were doing the drive show, Jules, So that was
ten years ago, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Jewels back on radio, by the ways, on digital radio
talking business.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, we won't mention that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Carry on, Jesus, now, Jewels, that there was an incident
in a toilet. What comes to mind when I say
incident in the toilet with Will and I?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Can you stank it out?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, that's not fair.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, it's an incident which saw Will falling in a urinal.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Surely a story is coming to mind for you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
And I tried to catch him, but he was just
out of my reach.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
No, Okay, do you Why do I have to deliver it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm just interested to hear your perspective because a lot
of people are saying that maybe we've warped the story
in our heads what happened and how did will end
up in a urinal?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
I mean, the truth of the matter is, I can't
remember this. In fact, I can't even remember meeting you
for the first five years. That's why the fifteen Yeah,
so I did.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You were hoes, mate, you were hoest, you'd come off
the world famous rooftop, you were off your world famous head.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And we were standing We were standing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
At the urinal together, you know, staying together, staying as
a unit, as we always did in the radio station
because we were the smallest fish in the pond. You
walked up beside you gave us a huge spank on
the ars and he said, look, boys, you boys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Are killing it at the moment.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You obviously had no idea who we were, but you're
trying to get around us. And I appreciate it. And
you hit us again, and I said, jeels, if you
do it again, you're going to push me in the urinal.
And you did it again, and you push me in
the urinal.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Look now that I'm madewit you. I just want you
to know if I could turn back the clock, I
wouldn't change a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Ok here's a detail you don't know, Jules. So Will
has actually had stage fright urine, a quiet stage fright,
the doctor's calling it, ever since that incident.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
So you want to go back to the where the
regional traumatic band the sauce, and you need me to
come back there and reverse my hand from your ass
well pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Much effectively effectively, Well we think so.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We want you to reverse the curse.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What do you think we need to do the exact
incident again, except the opposite.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Okay, so you're going to push me in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I like that. I haven't thought of that. We like it.
We'll take that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
P a urinal.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I'm going to start frame storming, right.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'll also throw up option B here.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The way option B would work is Will starts in
a urinal, so his head up against a urinal, and
then you would need to walk in and because you
were saying nice things to him, you need to say
something mean to him the opposite and then.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And then and then drag him out of the urinal.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
So I actually it's it's a it's a pass life.
But I studied clinical hypnosis and that's exactly what happened.
Like Hamish Blake, he used to have a massive fear
of spiders and he was hypnotized and then he was
able to have spiders on his dump. It works really
well for trauma and guys with small.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Brilliant Well I'm the guy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
What I'm taking from that is you're open, You're open
to pulling little out of the year and all.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yeah. Absolutely, So what I have to do is repair
and apologize to his the little boy in the Little Boys.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Roo, Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I have to. He's in a child, the twenty six
year old version of him.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, well twenty two or twenty one, but yes, I
like absolutely, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's that's a deal for mine.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Can you also apologize to my penis?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Who's anything about the apology? All I was doing is
getting to rub your ass again.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We don't do it or do you need it?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Exciting and an apology? Absolutely absolutely. I've got a quiet
stage right all right?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's like, is this like that what was that show
with Earl in it where he just goes back and
tries to he tries to just reconcole all the bad
things he did, because this is opening.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Apprecial mate, Mate, you save it for the I'd save
it for the business radio on digital.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Mate, you.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Younger than you and you push me into a urinartic
advantage of me.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It was small bee bullying.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I got Stage five from it, and I'm glad you're
all part of helping me fix the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Jules, you're a great man, will be.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
That'll be one of one hundred vices you have. It's
going to be a big hear.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Perfect mates, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Help when his time.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Just let me know if you have ever called the
police for like a for a wrong reason, give us
call thirteen one oh sixty five. So you thought you
saw a crime or something, Okay, but you were mistaken yep,
and you've called the police.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Turns out it was just a romantic proposal.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yes, right, if.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You've experienced that course thirteen one oh sixty five, because
that is exactly what has happened in the UK.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Wilbur picture this. You're in a yoga.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Studio, okay, which I am often you're big yogi.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, okay, you'll get this. You'll get this.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So I don't know if this is a normal thing
in yoga classes.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But at the end, everyone's lying down on the ground.
Yes of us, they're shvastening.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They're not chastening. They're in chavasena.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They're in the shavasena. And they've all got their blankets up. Okay.
And the teacher apparently, and you.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't have to have a blanket for chavasena.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, you've got a blanket optional. But you're lying day vine.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You're the yoga man.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Anyway, So everyone's on the ground, okay. And the teacher
is walking around the room banging a drum.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Banging a drum, and she's lightly drum.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's doing a light drum bang.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, whatever mag she's doing.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Anyway, she'll not.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Using a healing bowl or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Healing drum. We're not sure what she was using, but
she was banging on something.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'll stop talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
A couple walks past the yoga studio.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
They look in the window and they see twenty people
on the ground with their eyes closed and a woman
banging a healing drum, and they go struth, almighty, she's
just killed them all. She's celebrating the murders by banging
on a drum. We better call the cops. So then
half an hour later, cops bust down the door of
(11:07):
this yoga studio thinking they're about to arrest a mass
murderer and everyone's just shavarsening or they're in aar.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Unbelievable, amazing, amazing story.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So thirteen one six, surely you know that. Surely if
you're going to a yoga studio, you.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Google earth it, you'd go they're at a yoga studio.
But yoga sending this they sent the swa in.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, well maybe I thought it was like a cult.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Thing, like it's like the oldest studio.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Maybe that means stranger things have happened. Yogi could turn.
I mean, it's all about the zen, but maybe I
don't know. Thing's got a bit heavy for him. I mean,
I'm just I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All yoga at all, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Saying it's a possibility out there banging their drums, getting
people in javasana, easy kill.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just saying just say, anyway, thirty one h six five
years our number. When did you wrongly call the cops? Yes, yeah,
I thought you saw a crime. Turns out you or
if you're.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
A cop as well, Oh, I'd love to know it
from the cops perspective. If you, yeah, you walked into
a place and you thought you were going to you know,
walking into an armed robbery or whatever it was, and
it turns out it wasn't at all.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, thirty one and six five want to hear if
you if you were part of barging the door down.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh yes, and you're.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Walking into something incredibly innocent.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Love that that is a wild story, crazy story, mass
murder turns out though, were just.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So yeah, we are asking you guys, were the police
wrongly called a friend of mine actually was once making
a short movie and the short movie involved digging a
whole bunch of graves in like a backyard.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They were shooting a scene.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Anyway, a neighbor saw graves getting dug and kind of
similar and the story police came and busted down the
doors and they're like, right, where are the bodies?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Who are they? Et cetera, And it was like, no,
We're just filming a short movie. Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Well, yeah, let's go to Chris here on five.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
How do you explain it exactly? Like you sit down
and watch the movie with the cops.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
No, but that's what I'm saying that it's a really
tough situation with the cops. In that situation, a lot
of the time, somebody's pleading ignorance. If where there's the fire,
that could be really hard for them to just walk
away from that property there, right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Definitely, definitely let's go to Chris. Chris, this was your son, mate.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, hey, guy, I keep going because, by the way,
I love this. It's amazing that things better. Oh, I
chan a story. So I got home one day and
I bought this a slow cooker. So this was a
little while ago, and I was excited. I was talking
to myself. You know, I'm packing my slow cooker, blah
blah blah. And so I'd say probably took ten minutes
(13:49):
unpacked the slow cooker.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Next thing I know, cops are bars through my back door.
And then someone put on my front door and oh,
my daughter, the cops have stormed my house. And my
little boy was hiding upstairs in my wardrobe and he'd
called the police because he thought someone had broken into
the house.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
What were you the person that had apparently who was he?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
True to my son thought it was myself and God.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We didn't recognize.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Was pretty freaky.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
And he'd come downstairs, the poor little barker, and I said,
we've had a call of a breaking I said, this.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Is my house.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
This is my house.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh my goshary to.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Be honest, and now looking back on it, it was
pretty scary at the time. Yeah, was so freaked out.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, terrifying. So he didn't recognize your voice or anything. Chris, like,
you're talking to yourself.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah, I know, I'd be crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, we do. Were you doing voices to your local car?
It sounds like you were.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That reminds me of a friend of Azbelba who she
she moved family homes and then she went out one weekend,
had a few two men to drink and forgot where
she lived and went back to her old family home
and her kid still worked.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
She let herself into the and the people came down.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
They were just like this random woman punching orange juice
out of the kitchen. I'm not sure if the police
were called or not, but very embarrassing. I's got a
Danny here on thirty five. Danny, you wrongly called the cobs.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I did wrongly call the crops. I was driving and
it was a really nice day and I drove past
the park and I thought I saw someone like nude
thumbbathing in a park schooled around childcare senners and I'm like,
I don't know if I saw that. So I did
a U turn to see if what I thought I
saw was real, and yeah, sure enough, there was a
guy I thought nude sunbathing. So I called the police.
(15:41):
They've come pretty quick, but they rained me and they go,
we're in the park is here And I go just
by here so I could hear them walking up and
then they just start laughing. It was a guy wearing
those nude colored shorts that.
Speaker 12 (15:54):
Were somebody.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
I mean skins, those types sin so like Danam sort
of shorts.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I just say, we're like flesh color there sing a
couple of years ago, and his girlfriends go and told
you look stupid.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'd love to know if you happy to own up
to the fact that you talk to an object. That's
because this story came across my desk this morning.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Classically trained opera singer of Ratheelei Piano is passionate about
two things in life, sharing his love of music and
his lemons.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Since I start to sing to the lemon tree, I
find out in six months the lemons that were growing
in size.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
Rath lemons began weighing in at over half a kilo.
So now this bizarre ritual occurs every single morning.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Half a kilo.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Quite amazing for one lemon for one apparently, Yeah wow, yeah,
now there is there is scientific research suggest that if
you talk to your plants, they actually do grow better
talk nicely.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Of course, yeah, you can't if you yell at them.
Apparently quite the opposite.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, now I knew this about you, would he.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Because last time we had a former bachelorette, Ellie on
the show six years ago, was talking about a time
that you used to slip into her dms. She willingly
came on and read out some of those d ms,
which turned out you talk to your plants as well.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm also getting to know my new pot plans.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
His name is Dorian while.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
And while he's relatively shy, he has a wealth of
knowledge and is an astute listener.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
And then he ends he ends with do you live alone?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Genuine ditch apps that one.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Anyway, Well, you talk to you talk to your plants
as well, but I and this's going to get a
bit broader in terms of inanimate objects that you talk to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm finding that as a dad. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think this is just a dad trait, but as
young as a young dad, I'm starting to do that
thing when I talk very quietly to little things that
don't go the way that I want them to. Like
so if I'm trying to if I'm trying to, like
tighten a screw on something, or like I was trying
to fix the dishwasher on the weekend and the blade
wasn't clipping in there, and I found myself going, get
(18:29):
in there, your little bustard, which is is not something
that I did before.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Weird how that happens?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Right right, I started doing it, and you think it's
gonna work for some reason because you're a dad.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't know what helped me out.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just get in there.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Kim's Hey, Kim, Hi, Kim, Which ananimate object do you
talk to?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I talked to cakes and biscuits.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
As you what do you what do you say, Kim
to your cakes and dish to.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Open the fridge and there's just one left?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh, what do you say?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
How are you all alone?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Alone.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
I thought you were saying it like as a predator,
like you've cornered them.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Hello, A bit of both reminded me of a friend
of mine. A friend of mine when he was a
lot younger, his mum told me this story when he
used to eat tiny teddies. He would he would eat
the tiny teddy and then like eat him, like eat
the limbs first, and then say to the tiny tea,
don't worry, mate, your friends are in there too.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Finish a little bit sick.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You can have one hundred bucks. Just been at Red Rooster.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Great call was called thirty one and six five was
that we're talking about an inanimate objects you speak to?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What do you speak to?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
Hey, guys, I've been a chef for a for a
first few decades and whenever, whenever I used to get
new knives, might have a bit of a sit down
with them before going into prep session and just get
to know each other kind of thing before, so you're
on the same page and they understand where the boundaries
are and who's running the show, so they don't cut
you as much as they would if they were treated badly.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So, what's an example of a knife that would be
crossing the boundaries.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
Oh man, Like if you get a small one, you know,
those small vegetable pairing knives. Yeah, those ones usually have
a bit of attitude, so you still get They get
one and to be pretty sharp, and you'd be doing
something simple like skinning onions and then they're just bite
in the thumb, So.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I guess unnecessary.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
You can't be doing that on your first day.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
You know, we've got to get We've got a relationship
the bill, and we've definitely kind start off on the
wrong foot.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Guys, that was jess Now boy who joins the boys.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Absolutely, we bloody love having you jess Now. We're going
to talk about a new song with Jason Derulo in
a sec.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
But just before we press record.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Here on the mix, you were telling me that you're
also throwing your hat in the ring for an Australian movie.
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
Secretly, I've been working on something really special secretly.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Sorry, sorry that was obviously off their chat?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Was it off?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
How much of a secret is this? Is it a
secret or you're okay, okay, it.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Is that's just been in the works. But yeah, I've
been loving the idea of getting back into film.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I mean the satires was incredible.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Playing the character Billy for Secret Daughter was just yet insane.
So I thought, why not the myths of you know,
putting on a tour which I'm going nationally with and
and putting out a record and yeah, doing something fine
with film.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You listened some of your big feats on film there.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
You did also play my love interest in a mockumentary
we did about me being a DJ going on eight
years ago. Now you only had one scene.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, do you remember that?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Just that you would remember it? Think you were at a
different radio station. I think we just popped in and
we were like, can we just get a moment?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What did we get? What did we get just doing it?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We actually thought this was the start of your ages
ago where you thought I put.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You on the map as far as acting goes.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
We were really we were sort of taking all the
credit for all the success you've had in acting. But
the idea it was a mockumentary about Will as a DJ,
and there was a bit of a side romance story
going on that he was dating you, But the punchline
was that it was just something that he was making
up to make himself seem cooler.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So then we got you to do this short.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Scene where effectively you were like, I don't really know
who you are, which.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Is probably just the truth at the time as well.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
Yes, yes, we need to like uncover that. Well, I
see that again.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I don't know if you sure, I don't know if
you necessarily do I bring it back. You were, as always,
incredibly lovely and incredibly generous with your time, and I
think it's very funny that you were pretending not to
know who I was, But you probably had no idea
of that time either, because we just budged in on
a recording session.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You're you're possibly the nicest person in music.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let's go with that one.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You are, You're so lovely.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Hey, So let's talk about the new record then, Jess
called Yours Forever. It's going to be out February nine,
twenty twenty four. Touring again March twenty twenty four. Really
different sounds like to obviously your last record, which was
very family oriented, very home based, very like from the
heart sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
So what's this about now?
Speaker 14 (23:40):
Yeah, I love writing, you know, I'd love to write
with the same people. In fact, with this record, it
was very different. I thought it would be great to
you know, deep dive and work with people that I
didn't think was possible.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Cool.
Speaker 14 (23:54):
It could bring the worst, but in this case, it
brought a lot of things to the surface for me,
and which makes me slightly little nervous, but at the
same time really proud.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
You can obviously catch the voice on seven and seven
plus at seven o'clock Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's still a cracking show.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Jess, loving having you on there, loving having Jason on
there as well.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
We had Jason on this show not too long ago.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Actually, he was playing a game that we play here
called can you Hear It? We open a can of
beer a can of soft drink, and you guys have
to guess whether or not it's a beer or a
soft drink just by the sound of the can opening.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Yes, can you hear you?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Red? We should have got now Boy on the vocals.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So now we have our audio, we will change the opener.
You are now the star. We will take that. We
will absolutely take.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
That was good. Should just give a bit of dead
air so she can do that again because I'll just
pull you open it down go again. If you can,
please have it?
Speaker 13 (24:53):
Can you hear.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So much? Better.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
All right, Well, la, jeez, you're good, so we have
no doubt.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Can we use that, by the way, I'm sure we can.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
One got that on record as well, Jess that it
was fine.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now, Jess, we know you've got an incredible voice, but
my question to you is how good are your ears?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (25:13):
I can hear pretty well. There are certain things that
are playing on in the background, and I'll like, you know,
I'm with friends and I'm like, can you hear that?
I don't know, like some bird or something. So making
out certain sounds well.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Jason with the Sounds of the World.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Jason Derulo had a similar level of confidence around his hearing.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But here's how he went in. Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Has only been two people, so if you can do it,
then I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's your boy, it's your boy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Here we go. Here's the first one, Jason. You tell
us is it soft drink or is it beer?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Ha?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Ha light, That's definitely beer.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And that my friend was a Coca cut.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So he came in.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It will surprise you to know, Jess, cocky as all
hell thought he was God's gift.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can you hear it? You got two you should know
the record holder.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
You got two two out of five to get a
magic five is really the goal here. But you should
know the world record holder is Joe Jonas, who got six.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Oh damn, Oh my gosh, Okay, oh.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Wow, this is this is I'm pretty competitive.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
If I don't get this, I would be so mad
at myself.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
So, and you just said you had amazing ears as well.
So are you ready for can?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Are you ready for?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
You?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Ready for can number one?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Jess?
Speaker 14 (26:48):
Okay, So this is like we're really specific here. This
is like what kind of can?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I mean, you just have to say beer or soft drink?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Beer or soft drink. It's all you need. We'll tell
you whether or not. Okay, Okay, here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Can one.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
That's definitely soft drink.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Jess. My boy, that was a beer. That was a beer.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Soul gets too.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I think maybe those birds you're hearing in the background
that no one else is hearing is maybe a figment
of your imagination jests.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
It's part of my brain.
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Oh gosh, that's all I'm the worst.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh no, Yess just goes right to the bottom of
the canyon. Here at later one one out of five.
If you were my coach on the Voice, I'd be
a little bit worried.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'd certainly be. I'd be turning up the speakers in
the audition room.
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Oh no, I'm worried.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh no, Jazz, don't be worried. It's bloody hard mate.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
It's great to have you on the show. Thank you
so much for coming on. Give You Love is available
to stream right now. See if you want to go
and hear that song that Jess performed with Jay's last
night on the Voice. Go and check it out. Yours
for everywhere pumped next year, brand new record, brand new
music from Jess Now boy have been waiting a really
long time.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
First record with.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Warner Music as well, so we're very very excited to
hear it made. Obviously you can see Jesse everywhere. He's
on the Voice channel seven secrets.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
Away from me.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
You can't escape meow such a good voice. You you're here,
will and what do you cannot escape me?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
I am inescapable, weirdest pre bed routine that you've come across.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
That's a good song. Earling Ireland, he's a Norwegian footballer.
He very famous.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Apparently he tapes his mouth shut when he sleeps.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Actually, why does he do that?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Oh he thinks that nasal breathing increases oxygenation in the body,
which can improve athletic performance.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
And this is very interesting to me because my old
man tapes his mouth shut when he sleeps. Yeah, he's
not a prime athlete though, he's not a premium athlete
at all.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
My dad does it.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
He's got sleep app now, so if you don't want
to sleep heavy, heavy snoring to the point where he
actually forgets to breathe, Like, so he sleeps and forgets
to breathe.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's what happened in his brain and then all of
a sudden, and that's the.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Huge snore, right, And apparently a doctor told him that
putting taper over his mouth would hell. But yeah, obviously
this has complications because if there's anything that goes on
in the middle of the night, Dad tries to attack
it with his mouth tape shut.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Like Burgle comes or even words, if you have someone
you know quite nice coming over, just a neighbor to
let you know.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That you sudden, what the hell.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Is going on in your I see what you do?
I see what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Doesn't explain the handcuffs, though, it does it? Carry Anne?
Col six five? Carry Anne. We're we're talking freaky pre
bed routines.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Damn, one's not that freaky. I just I grind my
teeth in my sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh yes, have you ever thought about a mouth guard? Carry?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I have one, but my impressions are different now. Ah,
God doesn't sit as well?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So what do you do? How do you deal with it?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I've been putting masks and tape.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Tape your mouth. Sorry, you put underneath tea yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah yeah, underneath teeth and then that holds it down.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's just it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It wasn't carrying a pre bed routine is always walk
within an early relationship.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
One of the one of the producers. L J's not
happy with what she said there. She's changed her story.
What did she say?
Speaker 14 (31:07):
You got a bit sidetracked there, Actually Kerry and actually
just sprays impulse on her bed sheets before she gets
in every night.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Impulse.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What's the impulse?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
The ordron and that stops her from grinding her teeth.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
No, it's all got a little bit muddled, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Made a new story, Yeah, totally wild.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
She's still there.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
She's still there.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She's still there. I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Now, So with the grinding factor I actually go with.
I start using magnetes, started using magnesium.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I go to bed.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, I like to rub magnesium on my legs.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Not necessarily when you've got the mouth duct tape as well.
That got so strange, Oh, quickly.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Divert another story.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Early in a relationship, No, not early in a relationship,
a former relationship. I refuse to pass wind. I wouldn't
do it in front of my partner. That's I dated
her before years. So for four years when we were
like for two of those we were living together, and
every single night I had to I don't think she
even believed me, but every single night I'd say to
her that it's just the thing I've done since I
was a little boy.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I've got to go outside to take a wik because
I knew that if I lay down, that was when
I was gonna pop.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
So I really fear for my neighbors here, like I'm
over my neighbors. But every single night, i'd say nine o'clock,
I would walk out in the back into the courtyard
and we and just do a rather boisterous fart.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And then just go back to bed.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I'd do it every night like a bell tolling at
a church.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Sorry to hear the.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Australia's Easiest Quiz week, Yes, redemption will everyone playing this
week has succumb to Australia's Easiest Quiz. This was Susie
last time she was on.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay? What's seven times four.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Twenty four?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Give me an animal?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
No, it's twenty eighty so so.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Sorry, Susie.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Susie, sorry she lost it.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She was animated. She joins us again. Welcome backs.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
I am sweating bullet strue.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, well, dab your brow because we've got to get serious.
We've got to get serious. You know they're all two
seconds ten questions.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
You got to get right.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You can pass any question, got to take your first
answer first. Come on, Susie.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
Okay, okay, Susan.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
We heard you're a big fan of the show. So
are you persoletely? Are you part of the one twenty club?
Are you are you a full two hour listener or
do you just get.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Look I I listened where I can.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, okay, be honest. The point is you I've heard
a lot of Australia's easy as quiz.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
I have yes, and I'm very cocky when other people play,
so yeah, yeah, see, anyway, my reputation with my kids
is on the line here.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh really okay, my ducky laff again.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Have they been been giving you a lot of grace?
What sort of taunts have you been receiving?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Like, there's been multiplication signs hung up all around. It's
not been great.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah really multiplications.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Yeah yeah, like those big paster things, so printing them
out them all over the house.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Like what was the question seven times for?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Yeah, I said twenty four, but twenty eight, twenty eight?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's fairly good gear from your kids. Here we go
thirty seconds. Ten questions. Are you ready? Seasy?
Speaker 12 (34:54):
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
What's seven times for eight? Which Disney princess eats a
poison apple? How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What's the first month of summer in Australia?
Speaker 12 (35:08):
It is December?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
What is Harry Potter and the Curse Child? What is
Harry Potter's surname?
Speaker 13 (35:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Carry Potter's surnames?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What hand do you?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
What hand do you hold your fork in my give
me a Britney Spears.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Song, give Me back You one more time, w w
w's hand for sus.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There was a question in here.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
There was a question in here, and it was what's
Harry Potter's surname?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Don't oh my god, stop it, stop it, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You can have me his ELB one hundred report about.
Speaker 12 (35:54):
Enjoy Harry Potterson.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
So it's great to have you on the show. Woods.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Worst nightmare for a lot of people is pressing a
reply or on an all office email, thinking that you're
just replying to the person who sent.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It, especially when the contents of that email is particularly
scandalous and private. Now, we manufactured this situation last Friday
with our executive producer poo Pants and yeah, I mean
I think we've pulled off an all time prank here
Wilbur so effectively we got him to write an email.
(36:32):
He thought he was just writing to his boss saying
I've scratched Christian O'Connell's car. Now, Christian O'Connell hosts the
Breakfast Show on Gold. He used to hold the number
one breakfast show in the UK. He's a really big deal.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Like the last person who's car you'd want to scratch?
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, absolutely him or King Carle either one yep, not good,
they're on part ye Anyway, this if you missed it
on Friday, is how it started. Something you'd hate to
admit to everyone is that you hit someone else's car,
particularly if you hit an announcers car a studio that
detached to Here is gold FM, the breakfast announcer. There's
(37:10):
Christian O'Connell is a big Dog. Yeah, the number one
show in the UK for a long time. If you
email a Big Bad Briani personally and you were like, Briani, can.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You give me a call? I scraped Christian's car?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Just want to talk to you about how I should
go about this?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Is Christian on this email?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yes, he would be. Yes, that's perfect.
Speaker 15 (37:30):
Petho in Sydney, heads up, Big Dog, you're applied or
just a meme of Christian and me in a Most
Wanted post on Big Bad Briani has replied and he's
he's not stoked. The way you should go about this
is both starting to ship bricks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
The boss on top of that boss actually called you
when they saw the email scenari Are.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
You serious, which which one? Hitting or scratching christians car?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yes, yes, yes, that did happen.
Speaker 13 (38:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, I know?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I know? I know, I know it. Yeah, it's really bad.
How bad is it?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It's on the side.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's visible. That's why I said something, because it's visible.
It's visible.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Yeah, what do I do?
Speaker 7 (38:27):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Why would you missus?
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Couldn't it picture worse to hit?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I'm very aware.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I'm really aware of that.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
And it was the expensive one.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Was so good.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yes, everyone was worried about this and we were just
speculating on. One of the last things we touched on
Friday was what does Christian think of this?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Because Christian o'cddle's on the email chain.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
And just to confirm he never responded to the email,
did he perpants?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Haven't heard a peep.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Hasn't contacted you?
Speaker 7 (39:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, which is arguably you know, the silence is definitely
a situation.
Speaker 15 (39:08):
I walked over that side of the building.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, and I got a few weird looks.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Did you really?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Well, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
A war is brillied.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
People are taking sites this, this is and I think
many people are on our side.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
By the way. I'd say most people are.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
On our side.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
We're poop Pans's side. I'm on Christian side. Let me know,
and I will abandon ship whenever necessary to save my skin.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Now, let's talk because because I think we need to hear.
I think we need some sort of you would call Christian? No, well,
I thought about it. Obviously, don't have his number though,
so so so his his producer is a bloke called
Tom Martin.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Oh, we love Tommy. We love Tommy, Tommy, we know him,
we know him very well.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
So I think we should call Tom.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Get a lay of the land, I think. So, how
angry is he think? Is he coming for us?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
There's a great bit there, you know, if he comes on,
we never laugh together.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
How about I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
We've got no common ground that issue. Where would you
go with himf you're trying to find common ground with Christian?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
With Christian?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Radio, Paggard's radio?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
How you shoot with that?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Which microphone are you using at the moment? The headphones?
What are you shooting with?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Okay, so the chat would be pretty shit, But I
do want to find out. I just want to know
what he thoughts something for me there's his image of
him getting a reply or getting an email.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Because he's on the chain.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
I don't know whether he'd admit to the fact that
he went out there at night with the torture, the
magnifying glass and wanted to find the scratch. So it's
called Tom right now and just find out whether or
not the message did get to him, and whether or
not he reacted, whether they've been talking about it at all,
and whether or.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Not there is a war brewing great between kiss and Gold.
Here we go, Tom speaking Tom. It's Will and Woody.
You're live on radio.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Hello Will, Hello, Woody, Hello Tom. Hello.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Now look, just going to cut straight to brass tacks here.
Did Christian react to the car thing?
Speaker 7 (41:00):
He did not react.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Now do you think he didn't react because he was
so offended by it that he's chosen not to bring
it up, or do you think he actually just missed
the email?
Speaker 7 (41:09):
It probably just missed the email trustfully perfectly.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Doesn't read the all office? Probably not.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Do you guys read the office?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
We don't have a work emails. I don't give him
to us. That's probably actually yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I mean, we thought we just pulled one of the
all time pranks on the great Christian O'Connell. And what
you're telling us now is that he probably hasn't even
seen the email and he's just continued living his.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Life very much. So yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Couldn't have poured a bigger bucket of water over this,
so he didn't even get it.
Will. You shed a lot of vulnerability and honesty when
you said this.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I get stage fright at urinals.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
So is that after the Jewels London incidents. It was
Jewels Lund once pushed Will into.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
A urinal with my pants down.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
He was like, around, you're sounding great on air, and
he gave.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Him a bum tap and then Will said, hey, mate,
you're quite tall and strong. If you keep whacking me
on the bum, I'm going to fall in the urinal.
I can't use my hands right now. And Jewels didn't
hear that and just kept going with the confliments and
then We'll just sort of tilted forward and his head
was against.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
You.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Never forget that, the feeling of cold steel.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Now, I was laughing. Then I didn't fully appreciate that.
That's led to ten years of stage fright for you.
You haven't used a urinal for ten years?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Well, I have, but just not a public one, not
one of those like steel.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
When are you going to private urinals?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Well, you know, for example, we have a private urinal
at work here. It's almost like a urinal in a cubicle. Yeah,
if you know what I mean. If it's got like
a mini door either side of it. In fact, I'm
okay to use one if there's like maybe one other
person there. But the time that I most want to
use one, the time that matters most is the time
when everyone floods to the toilets, which is what I mean, like,
probably the best thing about being a man, let's be honest,
(01:15):
is there's a urinal. Yeah, faster, you can have twenty
guys go to the toilet at the same time. That's
when you want to go when you get off a plane.
Caught a time halftime of a football.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Game, intermission of a theater show.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Exactly, Yeah, the big moments and you rock up.
Speaker 5 (01:28):
And as I said before, people know when you walk
into a toilet and you don't go to the urinal,
they watch you.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
They go, what the hell's that go doing there?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
And then I'm gonna count with an excuse like I'm
looking for my child or I drop my keys, and
it's embarrassing. And then I have to go back to
my seat and say to myself, right, activate camel mode,
because you're not gonna be able to We hear m with.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
A tough life. It does sound like a tough life,
and we truly do want to cure you. So We
spoke to a clinical psychologist called tash Paalacas last week
and she brought up this thing of exposure therapy, and
she started talking about how she uses this with people
who may be scared of things like spiders.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
When we're talking about spiders, for instance, and someone has
a big phobia of spiders, we start by talking about them.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
Showing them photos, showing them videos.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
And then eventually we get a spider out there. It's
a very like slow build up.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Now I took this and may have I may have
ran a bit quick with it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Do it at all?
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Actually you know that you ran quick with it at all?
She said, we'll start by showing people. No, we'll start
by talking about it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
But well we're talking about it, we're talking about we're talking.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
About last Then we'll start by showing them photos. And
then she said, it's a long, long process, long slow
process before we actually get them to interact with a spider.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Anyway, I jumped in the deep end and last Friday.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
This is an exposure theory, but at all, this is
just traumatizing me. So just finding out the thing that
I'm most afraid of and then just putting it in.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
My face easy to say, in hindsight, might you might
have nailed this.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Small bee bullying as far as I'm conserned to the workplace.
HRF Ben contacted just so you know. But you took
me into the year on the last Friday, and you
made me watch you we oh god.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And and I'm going.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I can hear that. Don't put your microphone next to.
Speaker 8 (03:10):
Okay, yeah, yeah, a little bit for.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I don't have any arms. I just have to bomb
up and down. Just think about what I did? What
did I do? Will you mean use your microphone?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Sorry? I just had to use the other hand, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What did I do? Think about what I did?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't know what did you do?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just exactly I did nothing. I just did it right.
You're overthinking it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's try as the desert. Like it's not though, that's
the problem. Like I can feel the weight, like you
need to blad nearly fall.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You need to go.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, and I guarantee you by the time you leave here, Yeah,
it'll be it'll be over tragic finish.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Obviously, I truly thought that would help.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Surprising.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I don't think I did anything wrong. I think we're
just focusing on the wrong bit. I think we need
to get Jewels Lund involved. At the end of the day,
he's the one who caused this stage fright. He needs
to be involved in the exposure therapy.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Now, Will, oh God, again, I feel like you might
be just accelerating this a bit much.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Now, let's just see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And he actually joins us on the show right now, Hello, Jules, Hello,
get one, Hello mate. We just need to get into
something very serious, which occurred around ten to fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Jules.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh, that's specific, Yeah, it is, it is specific.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We were doing a late night show and I reckon
you were doing the drive show, Jules, So that was
ten years ago, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Jewels back on radio, by the ways, on digital radio
talking business.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, we won't mention that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Carry on, Jesus, now, Jewels, that there was an incident
in a toilet. What comes to mind when I say
incident in the toilet with Will and I?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
Can you stank it out?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Okay, that's not fair.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
No, it's an incident which saw Will falling in a urinal.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Surely a story is coming to mind for you.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
And I tried to catch him, but he was just
out of my reach.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
No, Okay, do you Why do I have to deliver it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm just interested to hear your perspective because a lot
of people are saying that maybe we've warped the story
in our heads what happened and how did will end
up in a urinal?
Speaker 7 (05:28):
I mean, the truth of the matter is, I can't
remember this. In fact, I can't even remember meeting you
for the first five years. That's why the fifteen Yeah,
so I did.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You were hoes, mate, you were hoest, you'd come off
the world famous rooftop, you were off your world famous head.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
And we were standing We were standing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
At the urinal together, you know, staying together, staying as
a unit, as we always did in the radio station
because we were the smallest fish in the pond. You
walked up beside you gave us a huge spank on
the ars and he said, look, boys, you boys.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Are killing it at the moment.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
You obviously had no idea who we were, but you're
trying to get around us. And I appreciate it. And
you hit us again, and I said, jeels, if you
do it again, you're going to push me in the urinal.
And you did it again, and you push me in
the urinal.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Look now that I'm madewit you. I just want you
to know if I could turn back the clock, I
wouldn't change a thing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Ok here's a detail you don't know, Jules. So Will
has actually had stage fright urine, a quiet stage fright,
the doctor's calling it, ever since that incident.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
So you want to go back to the where the
regional traumatic band the sauce, and you need me to
come back there and reverse my hand from your ass
well pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Much effectively effectively, Well we think so.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We want you to reverse the curse.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
What do you think we need to do the exact
incident again, except the opposite.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Okay, so you're going to push me in.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I like that. I haven't thought of that. We like it.
We'll take that.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
P a urinal.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I'm going to start frame storming, right.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'll also throw up option B here.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
The way option B would work is Will starts in
a urinal, so his head up against a urinal, and
then you would need to walk in and because you
were saying nice things to him, you need to say
something mean to him the opposite and then.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And then and then drag him out of the urinal.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
So I actually it's it's a it's a pass life.
But I studied clinical hypnosis and that's exactly what happened.
Like Hamish Blake, he used to have a massive fear
of spiders and he was hypnotized and then he was
able to have spiders on his dump. It works really
well for trauma and guys with small.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Brilliant Well I'm the guy.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
What I'm taking from that is you're open, You're open
to pulling little out of the year and all.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yeah. Absolutely, So what I have to do is repair
and apologize to his the little boy in the Little Boys.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Roo, Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
I have to. He's in a child, the twenty six
year old version of him.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Yeah, well twenty two or twenty one, but yes, I
like absolutely, Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's that's a deal for mine.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Can you also apologize to my penis?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Who's anything about the apology? All I was doing is
getting to rub your ass again.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We don't do it or do you need it?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Exciting and an apology? Absolutely absolutely. I've got a quiet
stage right all right?
Speaker 7 (08:38):
It's like, is this like that what was that show
with Earl in it where he just goes back and
tries to he tries to just reconcole all the bad
things he did, because this is opening.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Apprecial mate, Mate, you save it for the I'd save
it for the business radio on digital.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Mate, you.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Younger than you and you push me into a urinartic
advantage of me.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It was small bee bullying.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I got Stage five from it, and I'm glad you're
all part of helping me fix the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Jules, you're a great man, will be.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
That'll be one of one hundred vices you have. It's
going to be a big hear.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Perfect mates, Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Help when his time.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Just let me know if you have ever called the
police for like a for a wrong reason, give us
call thirteen one oh sixty five. So you thought you
saw a crime or something, Okay, but you were mistaken yep,
and you've called the police.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Turns out it was just a romantic proposal.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yes, right, if.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You've experienced that course thirteen one oh sixty five, because
that is exactly what has happened in the UK.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Wilbur picture this. You're in a yoga.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Studio, okay, which I am often you're big yogi.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, okay, you'll get this. You'll get this.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So I don't know if this is a normal thing
in yoga classes.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But at the end, everyone's lying down on the ground.
Yes of us, they're shvastening.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
They're not chastening. They're in chavasena.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
They're in the shavasena. And they've all got their blankets up. Okay.
And the teacher apparently, and you.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Don't have to have a blanket for chavasena.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Okay, you've got a blanket optional. But you're lying day vine.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You're the yoga man.
Speaker 9 (10:16):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I get it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Anyway, So everyone's on the ground, okay. And the teacher
is walking around the room banging a drum.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Banging a drum, and she's lightly drum.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's doing a light drum bang.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Okay, whatever mag she's doing.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Anyway, she'll not.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Using a healing bowl or something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Healing drum. We're not sure what she was using, but
she was banging on something.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I'll stop talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
A couple walks past the yoga studio.
Speaker 7 (10:45):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
They look in the window and they see twenty people
on the ground with their eyes closed and a woman
banging a healing drum, and they go struth, almighty, she's
just killed them all. She's celebrating the murders by banging
on a drum. We better call the cops. So then
half an hour later, cops bust down the door of
(11:07):
this yoga studio thinking they're about to arrest a mass
murderer and everyone's just shavarsening or they're in aar.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Unbelievable, amazing, amazing story.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
So thirteen one six, surely you know that. Surely if
you're going to a yoga studio, you.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Google earth it, you'd go they're at a yoga studio.
But yoga sending this they sent the swa in.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, well maybe I thought it was like a cult.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Thing, like it's like the oldest studio.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Maybe that means stranger things have happened. Yogi could turn.
I mean, it's all about the zen, but maybe I
don't know. Thing's got a bit heavy for him. I mean,
I'm just I'm not saying.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
All yoga at all, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Saying it's a possibility out there banging their drums, getting
people in javasana, easy kill.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Just saying just say, anyway, thirty one h six five
years our number. When did you wrongly call the cops? Yes, yeah,
I thought you saw a crime. Turns out you or
if you're.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
A cop as well, Oh, I'd love to know it
from the cops perspective. If you, yeah, you walked into
a place and you thought you were going to you know,
walking into an armed robbery or whatever it was, and
it turns out it wasn't at all.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, thirty one and six five want to hear if
you if you were part of barging the door down.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh yes, and you're.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Walking into something incredibly innocent.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Love that that is a wild story, crazy story, mass
murder turns out though, were just.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
So yeah, we are asking you guys, were the police
wrongly called a friend of mine actually was once making
a short movie and the short movie involved digging a
whole bunch of graves in like a backyard.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They were shooting a scene.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Anyway, a neighbor saw graves getting dug and kind of
similar and the story police came and busted down the
doors and they're like, right, where are the bodies?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Who are they? Et cetera, And it was like, no,
We're just filming a short movie. Totally.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Well, yeah, let's go to Chris here on five.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
How do you explain it exactly? Like you sit down
and watch the movie with the cops.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
No, but that's what I'm saying that it's a really
tough situation with the cops. In that situation, a lot
of the time, somebody's pleading ignorance. If where there's the fire,
that could be really hard for them to just walk
away from that property there, right.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Definitely, definitely let's go to Chris. Chris, this was your son, mate.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, hey, guy, I keep going because, by the way,
I love this. It's amazing that things better. Oh, I
chan a story. So I got home one day and
I bought this a slow cooker. So this was a
little while ago, and I was excited. I was talking
to myself. You know, I'm packing my slow cooker, blah
blah blah. And so I'd say probably took ten minutes
(13:49):
unpacked the slow cooker.
Speaker 10 (13:50):
Next thing I know, cops are bars through my back door.
And then someone put on my front door and oh,
my daughter, the cops have stormed my house. And my
little boy was hiding upstairs in my wardrobe and he'd
called the police because he thought someone had broken into
the house.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
What were you the person that had apparently who was he?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
True to my son thought it was myself and God.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
We didn't recognize.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Was pretty freaky.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
And he'd come downstairs, the poor little barker, and I said,
we've had a call of a breaking I said, this.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Is my house.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
This is my house.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh my goshary to.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Be honest, and now looking back on it, it was
pretty scary at the time. Yeah, was so freaked out.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, terrifying. So he didn't recognize your voice or anything. Chris, like,
you're talking to yourself.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah, I know, I'd be crazy like that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, we do. Were you doing voices to your local car?
It sounds like you were.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That reminds me of a friend of Azbelba who she
she moved family homes and then she went out one weekend,
had a few two men to drink and forgot where
she lived and went back to her old family home
and her kid still worked.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
She let herself into the and the people came down.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
They were just like this random woman punching orange juice
out of the kitchen. I'm not sure if the police
were called or not, but very embarrassing. I's got a
Danny here on thirty five. Danny, you wrongly called the cobs.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I did wrongly call the crops. I was driving and
it was a really nice day and I drove past
the park and I thought I saw someone like nude
thumbbathing in a park schooled around childcare senners and I'm like,
I don't know if I saw that. So I did
a U turn to see if what I thought I
saw was real, and yeah, sure enough, there was a
guy I thought nude sunbathing. So I called the police.
(15:41):
They've come pretty quick, but they rained me and they go,
we're in the park is here And I go just
by here so I could hear them walking up and
then they just start laughing. It was a guy wearing
those nude colored shorts that.
Speaker 12 (15:54):
Were somebody.
Speaker 10 (15:59):
I mean skins, those types sin so like Danam sort
of shorts.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
I just say, we're like flesh color there sing a
couple of years ago, and his girlfriends go and told
you look stupid.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I'd love to know if you happy to own up
to the fact that you talk to an object. That's
because this story came across my desk this morning.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Classically trained opera singer of Ratheelei Piano is passionate about
two things in life, sharing his love of music and
his lemons.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Since I start to sing to the lemon tree, I
find out in six months the lemons that were growing
in size.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
Rath lemons began weighing in at over half a kilo.
So now this bizarre ritual occurs every single morning.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Half a kilo.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Quite amazing for one lemon for one apparently, Yeah wow, yeah,
now there is there is scientific research suggest that if
you talk to your plants, they actually do grow better
talk nicely.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Of course, yeah, you can't if you yell at them.
Apparently quite the opposite.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, now I knew this about you, would he.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Because last time we had a former bachelorette, Ellie on
the show six years ago, was talking about a time
that you used to slip into her dms. She willingly
came on and read out some of those d ms,
which turned out you talk to your plants as well.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm also getting to know my new pot plans.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
His name is Dorian while.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
And while he's relatively shy, he has a wealth of
knowledge and is an astute listener.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
And then he ends he ends with do you live alone?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Genuine ditch apps that one.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Anyway, Well, you talk to you talk to your plants
as well, but I and this's going to get a
bit broader in terms of inanimate objects that you talk to.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm finding that as a dad. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I think this is just a dad trait, but as
young as a young dad, I'm starting to do that
thing when I talk very quietly to little things that
don't go the way that I want them to. Like
so if I'm trying to if I'm trying to, like
tighten a screw on something, or like I was trying
to fix the dishwasher on the weekend and the blade
wasn't clipping in there, and I found myself going, get
(18:29):
in there, your little bustard, which is is not something
that I did before.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Weird how that happens?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Right right, I started doing it, and you think it's
gonna work for some reason because you're a dad.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't know what helped me out.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Just get in there.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Kim's Hey, Kim, Hi, Kim, Which ananimate object do you
talk to?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
I talked to cakes and biscuits.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
As you what do you what do you say, Kim
to your cakes and dish to.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Open the fridge and there's just one left?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh, what do you say?
Speaker 7 (19:07):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
How are you all alone?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Alone.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
I thought you were saying it like as a predator,
like you've cornered them.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Hello, A bit of both reminded me of a friend
of mine. A friend of mine when he was a
lot younger, his mum told me this story when he
used to eat tiny teddies. He would he would eat
the tiny teddy and then like eat him, like eat
the limbs first, and then say to the tiny tea,
don't worry, mate, your friends are in there too.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Finish a little bit sick.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You can have one hundred bucks. Just been at Red Rooster.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Great call was called thirty one and six five was
that we're talking about an inanimate objects you speak to?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
What do you speak to?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
Hey, guys, I've been a chef for a for a
first few decades and whenever, whenever I used to get
new knives, might have a bit of a sit down
with them before going into prep session and just get
to know each other kind of thing before, so you're
on the same page and they understand where the boundaries
are and who's running the show, so they don't cut
you as much as they would if they were treated badly.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So, what's an example of a knife that would be
crossing the boundaries.
Speaker 11 (20:22):
Oh man, Like if you get a small one, you know,
those small vegetable pairing knives. Yeah, those ones usually have
a bit of attitude, so you still get They get
one and to be pretty sharp, and you'd be doing
something simple like skinning onions and then they're just bite
in the thumb, So.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I guess unnecessary.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
You can't be doing that on your first day.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
You know, we've got to get We've got a relationship
the bill, and we've definitely kind start off on the
wrong foot.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Guys, that was jess Now boy who joins the boys.
Speaker 13 (20:54):
Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Absolutely, we bloody love having you jess Now. We're going
to talk about a new song with Jason Derulo in
a sec.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
But just before we press record.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Here on the mix, you were telling me that you're
also throwing your hat in the ring for an Australian movie.
Speaker 12 (21:10):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
Secretly, I've been working on something really special secretly.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Sorry, sorry that was obviously off their chat?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Was it off?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
How much of a secret is this? Is it a
secret or you're okay, okay, it.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Is that's just been in the works. But yeah, I've
been loving the idea of getting back into film.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I mean the satires was incredible.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Playing the character Billy for Secret Daughter was just yet insane.
So I thought, why not the myths of you know,
putting on a tour which I'm going nationally with and
and putting out a record and yeah, doing something fine
with film.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
You listened some of your big feats on film there.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
You did also play my love interest in a mockumentary
we did about me being a DJ going on eight
years ago. Now you only had one scene.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, do you remember that?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Just that you would remember it? Think you were at a
different radio station. I think we just popped in and
we were like, can we just get a moment?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
What did we get? What did we get just doing it?
Speaker 3 (22:23):
We actually thought this was the start of your ages
ago where you thought I put.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
You on the map as far as acting goes.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
We were really we were sort of taking all the
credit for all the success you've had in acting. But
the idea it was a mockumentary about Will as a DJ,
and there was a bit of a side romance story
going on that he was dating you, But the punchline
was that it was just something that he was making
up to make himself seem cooler.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So then we got you to do this short.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Scene where effectively you were like, I don't really know
who you are, which.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Is probably just the truth at the time as well.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
Yes, yes, we need to like uncover that. Well, I
see that again.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
I don't know if you sure, I don't know if
you necessarily do I bring it back. You were, as always,
incredibly lovely and incredibly generous with your time, and I
think it's very funny that you were pretending not to
know who I was, But you probably had no idea
of that time either, because we just budged in on
a recording session.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
You're you're possibly the nicest person in music.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Let's go with that one.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You are, You're so lovely.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Hey, So let's talk about the new record then, Jess
called Yours Forever. It's going to be out February nine,
twenty twenty four. Touring again March twenty twenty four. Really
different sounds like to obviously your last record, which was
very family oriented, very home based, very like from the
heart sort of thing.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
So what's this about now?
Speaker 14 (23:40):
Yeah, I love writing, you know, I'd love to write
with the same people. In fact, with this record, it
was very different. I thought it would be great to
you know, deep dive and work with people that I
didn't think was possible.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Cool.
Speaker 14 (23:54):
It could bring the worst, but in this case, it
brought a lot of things to the surface for me,
and which makes me slightly little nervous, but at the
same time really proud.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
You can obviously catch the voice on seven and seven
plus at seven o'clock Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It's still a cracking show.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
Jess, loving having you on there, loving having Jason on
there as well.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
We had Jason on this show not too long ago.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Actually, he was playing a game that we play here
called can you Hear It? We open a can of
beer a can of soft drink, and you guys have
to guess whether or not it's a beer or a
soft drink just by the sound of the can opening.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
Yes, can you hear you?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Red? We should have got now Boy on the vocals.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
So now we have our audio, we will change the opener.
You are now the star. We will take that. We
will absolutely take.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
That was good. Should just give a bit of dead
air so she can do that again because I'll just
pull you open it down go again. If you can,
please have it?
Speaker 13 (24:53):
Can you hear.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
So much? Better.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
All right, Well, la, jeez, you're good, so we have
no doubt.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Can we use that, by the way, I'm sure we can.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
One got that on record as well, Jess that it
was fine.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Now, Jess, we know you've got an incredible voice, but
my question to you is how good are your ears?
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (25:13):
You know what?
Speaker 14 (25:13):
I can hear pretty well. There are certain things that
are playing on in the background, and I'll like, you know,
I'm with friends and I'm like, can you hear that?
I don't know, like some bird or something. So making
out certain sounds well.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Jason with the Sounds of the World.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Jason Derulo had a similar level of confidence around his hearing.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But here's how he went in. Can you hear it?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Has only been two people, so if you can do it,
then I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's your boy, it's your boy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Here we go. Here's the first one, Jason. You tell
us is it soft drink or is it beer?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
Ha?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Ha light, That's definitely beer.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And that my friend was a Coca cut.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So he came in.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It will surprise you to know, Jess, cocky as all
hell thought he was God's gift.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Can you hear it? You got two you should know
the record holder.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
You got two two out of five to get a
magic five is really the goal here. But you should
know the world record holder is Joe Jonas, who got six.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Oh damn, Oh my gosh, Okay, oh.
Speaker 14 (26:31):
Wow, this is this is I'm pretty competitive.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
If I don't get this, I would be so mad
at myself.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
So, and you just said you had amazing ears as well.
So are you ready for can?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Are you ready for?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
You?
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Ready for can number one?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Jess?
Speaker 14 (26:48):
Okay, So this is like we're really specific here. This
is like what kind of can?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I mean, you just have to say beer or soft drink?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Beer or soft drink. It's all you need. We'll tell
you whether or not. Okay, Okay, here we go, Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Can one.
Speaker 14 (27:07):
That's definitely soft drink.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Jess. My boy, that was a beer. That was a beer.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Soul gets too.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I think maybe those birds you're hearing in the background
that no one else is hearing is maybe a figment
of your imagination jests.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
It's part of my brain.
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Oh gosh, that's all I'm the worst.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Oh no, Yess just goes right to the bottom of
the canyon. Here at later one one out of five.
If you were my coach on the Voice, I'd be
a little bit worried.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I'd certainly be. I'd be turning up the speakers in
the audition room.
Speaker 9 (27:52):
Oh no, I'm worried.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh no, Jazz, don't be worried. It's bloody hard mate.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
It's great to have you on the show. Thank you
so much for coming on. Give You Love is available
to stream right now. See if you want to go
and hear that song that Jess performed with Jay's last
night on the Voice. Go and check it out. Yours
for everywhere pumped next year, brand new record, brand new
music from Jess Now boy have been waiting a really
long time.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
First record with.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Warner Music as well, so we're very very excited to
hear it made. Obviously you can see Jesse everywhere. He's
on the Voice channel seven secrets.
Speaker 12 (28:23):
Away from me.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 14 (28:25):
You can't escape meow such a good voice. You you're here,
will and what do you cannot escape me?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
I am inescapable, weirdest pre bed routine that you've come across.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
That's a good song. Earling Ireland, he's a Norwegian footballer.
He very famous.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Apparently he tapes his mouth shut when he sleeps.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Actually, why does he do that?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Oh he thinks that nasal breathing increases oxygenation in the body,
which can improve athletic performance.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
And this is very interesting to me because my old
man tapes his mouth shut when he sleeps. Yeah, he's
not a prime athlete though, he's not a premium athlete
at all.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
My dad does it.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
He's got sleep app now, so if you don't want
to sleep heavy, heavy snoring to the point where he
actually forgets to breathe, Like, so he sleeps and forgets
to breathe.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's what happened in his brain and then all of
a sudden, and that's the.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Huge snore, right, And apparently a doctor told him that
putting taper over his mouth would hell. But yeah, obviously
this has complications because if there's anything that goes on
in the middle of the night, Dad tries to attack
it with his mouth tape shut.
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Like Burgle comes or even words, if you have someone
you know quite nice coming over, just a neighbor to
let you know.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
That you sudden, what the hell.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Is going on in your I see what you do?
I see what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Doesn't explain the handcuffs, though, it does it? Carry Anne?
Col six five? Carry Anne. We're we're talking freaky pre
bed routines.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Damn, one's not that freaky. I just I grind my
teeth in my sleep.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Oh yes, have you ever thought about a mouth guard? Carry?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I have one, but my impressions are different now. Ah,
God doesn't sit as well?
Speaker 2 (30:41):
So what do you do? How do you deal with it?
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I've been putting masks and tape.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Tape your mouth. Sorry, you put underneath tea yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah yeah, underneath teeth and then that holds it down.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's just it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It wasn't carrying a pre bed routine is always walk
within an early relationship.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
One of the one of the producers. L J's not
happy with what she said there. She's changed her story.
What did she say?
Speaker 14 (31:07):
You got a bit sidetracked there, Actually Kerry and actually
just sprays impulse on her bed sheets before she gets
in every night.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Impulse.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What's the impulse?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
The ordron and that stops her from grinding her teeth.
Speaker 12 (31:19):
No, it's all got a little bit muddled, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Made a new story, Yeah, totally wild.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
She's still there.
Speaker 14 (31:26):
She's still there.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She's still there. I'm not sure.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Now, So with the grinding factor I actually go with.
I start using magnetes, started using magnesium.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
I go to bed.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yeah, I like to rub magnesium on my legs.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Not necessarily when you've got the mouth duct tape as well.
That got so strange, Oh, quickly.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Divert another story.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Early in a relationship, No, not early in a relationship,
a former relationship. I refuse to pass wind. I wouldn't
do it in front of my partner. That's I dated
her before years. So for four years when we were
like for two of those we were living together, and
every single night I had to I don't think she
even believed me, but every single night I'd say to
her that it's just the thing I've done since I
was a little boy.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
I've got to go outside to take a wik because
I knew that if I lay down, that was when
I was gonna pop.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
So I really fear for my neighbors here, like I'm
over my neighbors. But every single night, i'd say nine o'clock,
I would walk out in the back into the courtyard
and we and just do a rather boisterous fart.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
And then just go back to bed.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I'd do it every night like a bell tolling at
a church.
Speaker 12 (32:44):
Sorry to hear the.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Australia's Easiest Quiz week, Yes, redemption will everyone playing this
week has succumb to Australia's Easiest Quiz. This was Susie
last time she was on.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (33:03):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Okay? What's seven times four.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
Twenty four?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Give me an animal?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
No, it's twenty eighty so so.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Sorry, Susie.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Susie, sorry she lost it.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
She was animated. She joins us again. Welcome backs.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
I am sweating bullet strue.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Okay, well, dab your brow because we've got to get serious.
We've got to get serious. You know they're all two
seconds ten questions.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
You got to get right.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
You can pass any question, got to take your first
answer first. Come on, Susie.
Speaker 12 (33:43):
Okay, okay, Susan.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
We heard you're a big fan of the show. So
are you persoletely? Are you part of the one twenty club?
Are you are you a full two hour listener or
do you just get.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Look I I listened where I can.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah, okay, be honest. The point is you I've heard
a lot of Australia's easy as quiz.
Speaker 12 (34:02):
I have yes, and I'm very cocky when other people play,
so yeah, yeah, see, anyway, my reputation with my kids
is on the line here.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Oh really okay, my ducky laff again.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Have they been been giving you a lot of grace?
What sort of taunts have you been receiving?
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (34:21):
Like, there's been multiplication signs hung up all around. It's
not been great.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yeah really multiplications.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Yeah yeah, like those big paster things, so printing them
out them all over the house.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Like what was the question seven times for?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (34:40):
Yeah, I said twenty four, but twenty eight, twenty eight?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's fairly good gear from your kids. Here we go
thirty seconds. Ten questions. Are you ready? Seasy?
Speaker 12 (34:54):
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
What's seven times for eight? Which Disney princess eats a
poison apple? How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?
Speaker 7 (35:05):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
What's the first month of summer in Australia?
Speaker 12 (35:08):
It is December?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
What is Harry Potter and the Curse Child? What is
Harry Potter's surname?
Speaker 13 (35:13):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Carry Potter's surnames?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
What hand do you?
Speaker 5 (35:16):
What hand do you hold your fork in my give
me a Britney Spears.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Song, give Me back You one more time, w w
w's hand for sus.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
There was a question in here.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
There was a question in here, and it was what's
Harry Potter's surname?
Speaker 12 (35:44):
Don't oh my god, stop it, stop it, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You can have me his ELB one hundred report about.
Speaker 12 (35:54):
Enjoy Harry Potterson.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
So it's great to have you on the show. Woods.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Worst nightmare for a lot of people is pressing a
reply or on an all office email, thinking that you're
just replying to the person who sent.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
It, especially when the contents of that email is particularly
scandalous and private. Now, we manufactured this situation last Friday
with our executive producer poo Pants and yeah, I mean
I think we've pulled off an all time prank here
Wilbur so effectively we got him to write an email.
(36:32):
He thought he was just writing to his boss saying
I've scratched Christian O'Connell's car. Now, Christian O'Connell hosts the
Breakfast Show on Gold. He used to hold the number
one breakfast show in the UK. He's a really big deal.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Like the last person who's car you'd want to scratch?
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, absolutely him or King Carle either one yep, not good,
they're on part ye Anyway, this if you missed it
on Friday, is how it started. Something you'd hate to
admit to everyone is that you hit someone else's car,
particularly if you hit an announcers car a studio that
detached to Here is gold FM, the breakfast announcer. There's
(37:10):
Christian O'Connell is a big Dog. Yeah, the number one
show in the UK for a long time. If you
email a Big Bad Briani personally and you were like, Briani, can.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You give me a call? I scraped Christian's car?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Just want to talk to you about how I should
go about this?
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Is Christian on this email?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yes, he would be. Yes, that's perfect.
Speaker 15 (37:30):
Petho in Sydney, heads up, Big Dog, you're applied or
just a meme of Christian and me in a Most
Wanted post on Big Bad Briani has replied and he's
he's not stoked. The way you should go about this
is both starting to ship bricks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
The boss on top of that boss actually called you
when they saw the email scenari Are.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
You serious, which which one? Hitting or scratching christians car?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yes, yes, yes, that did happen.
Speaker 13 (38:08):
What?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, I know?
Speaker 8 (38:12):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I know? I know, I know it. Yeah, it's really bad.
How bad is it?
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It's on the side.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's visible. That's why I said something, because it's visible.
It's visible.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
Yeah, what do I do?
Speaker 7 (38:27):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (38:28):
Why would you missus?
Speaker 15 (38:29):
Couldn't it picture worse to hit?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I'm very aware.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
I'm really aware of that.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
And it was the expensive one.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Was so good.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yes, everyone was worried about this and we were just
speculating on. One of the last things we touched on
Friday was what does Christian think of this?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Because Christian o'cddle's on the email chain.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
And just to confirm he never responded to the email,
did he perpants?
Speaker 15 (39:00):
Haven't heard a peep.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Hasn't contacted you?
Speaker 7 (39:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
No, which is arguably you know, the silence is definitely
a situation.
Speaker 15 (39:08):
I walked over that side of the building.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, and I got a few weird looks.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Did you really?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Well, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
A war is brillied.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
People are taking sites this, this is and I think
many people are on our side.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
By the way. I'd say most people are.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
On our side.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
We're poop Pans's side. I'm on Christian side. Let me know,
and I will abandon ship whenever necessary to save my skin.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Now, let's talk because because I think we need to hear.
I think we need some sort of you would call Christian? No, well,
I thought about it. Obviously, don't have his number though,
so so so his his producer is a bloke called
Tom Martin.
Speaker 5 (39:42):
Oh, we love Tommy. We love Tommy, Tommy, we know him,
we know him very well.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
So I think we should call Tom.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Get a lay of the land, I think. So, how
angry is he think? Is he coming for us?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
There's a great bit there, you know, if he comes on,
we never laugh together.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
How about I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
We've got no common ground that issue. Where would you
go with himf you're trying to find common ground with Christian?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
With Christian?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Radio, Paggard's radio?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
How you shoot with that?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Which microphone are you using at the moment? The headphones?
What are you shooting with?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:12):
Okay, so the chat would be pretty shit, But I
do want to find out. I just want to know
what he thoughts something for me there's his image of
him getting a reply or getting an email.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Because he's on the chain.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
I don't know whether he'd admit to the fact that
he went out there at night with the torture, the
magnifying glass and wanted to find the scratch. So it's
called Tom right now and just find out whether or
not the message did get to him, and whether or
not he reacted, whether they've been talking about it at all,
and whether or.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Not there is a war brewing great between kiss and Gold.
Here we go, Tom speaking Tom. It's Will and Woody.
You're live on radio.
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Hello Will, Hello, Woody, Hello Tom. Hello.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
Now look, just going to cut straight to brass tacks here.
Did Christian react to the car thing?
Speaker 7 (41:00):
He did not react.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Now do you think he didn't react because he was
so offended by it that he's chosen not to bring
it up, or do you think he actually just missed
the email?
Speaker 7 (41:09):
It probably just missed the email trustfully perfectly.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Doesn't read the all office? Probably not.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Do you guys read the office?
Speaker 2 (41:15):
We don't have a work emails. I don't give him
to us. That's probably actually yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I mean, we thought we just pulled one of the
all time pranks on the great Christian O'Connell. And what
you're telling us now is that he probably hasn't even
seen the email and he's just continued living his.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Life very much. So yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Couldn't have poured a bigger bucket of water over this,
so he didn't even get it.
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