September 22, 2023 • 37 mins
- The Inspired Unemployed
- Unfortunate names
- Getting pregnant while you're pregnant
- Perfectly timed pop offs
- Safari stories
- How good is Gladiator!
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Boy, it's very excited and also a bit terrified because we've.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Got two blocks in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Who if at any point they chose could take our
jobs we've got there.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Say this job is a grind. You're working for two
hours every day Friday is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just the worst.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Boys, you don't want this, but welcome to the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, you know we don't want jobs. We haven't been unemployed,
So you guys are right.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
You guys are right for now, No kiddy, you want
to take it back.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Just like we're obviously going to talk about the TV
show in Practical Jokers Channel ten and ten players, but
before we do, I wanted to ask you did this kickoff?
Because it obviously is inspired unemployed? Did this kickoff during COVID?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Was it a COVID initiative at the Instagram account?
Speaker 7 (00:47):
That is?
Speaker 8 (00:47):
Actually didn't Everyone thinks that, But it was a year
and a half even before but a year got a
year but it blew up about six months before COVID
and when it started to blow it up, not even
maybe like three was It's still correct to me?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Again, I just want to make.
Speaker 8 (01:03):
I don't know what andyone keeps on the face. I'm
going to be taking the job to do and then yeah,
so it kind of blew up before it and three
months exactly. Yeah, better, And I don't even know what
it was talking about blowing out when.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We blew up, as he said his last.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Lost focus, that's what happens when my partner's just down
my throat.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Someone would holding accountable.
Speaker 9 (01:33):
Someone's the plan to blow up, though, when when you
started the account was the plan to let the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Plans to blow up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No one goes into making a video go go, And
I really hope this plano is some se Yeah, that
good point.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I really hope this ship.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I mean it was, but I don't think it's going
to happen. You just hope, You just hope.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
So we started, it was like eight months of doing
like five days a week, and then it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It wasn't doing much day.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We get like one hundred firs a week and we're
working so.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Freaking you hit it hard, so hard.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
And we kind of like what to be doing this for,
and we're working forty hour jobs at the same time
once we got home from Europe and enjoying it at
the same time. So it's a lot, and we're like
what to be doing. And then we're like, no, let's
just push through a little bit longer. And then lucky
we did, because there was like a week later, had
three videos in a row that just went We went
from like seven thousand followers to like thirty five. Wow,
and then it just never stopped going from there. And
then COVID happened. Yeah, about eighty thousand followers or something
(02:29):
is probably going to correct.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me, but I was about and then and.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Then once covid happened, we were rattled because we're getting
offered like jobs to go away traveling and stuff, but
we're like, no, this is finally when we're going to
be able to do this stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But it was the best thing that's ever happened. Because
everyone's stuck on their phone.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
We were stuck in a shared house with five of
our mate making videos is like a perfect recipe.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was really like, I mean, I remember we were
I think we were on a shoot and our digital
producer at the time that we showed me a video
and it was just you guys dancing and it's one
of you in an apartment and even on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That was the video.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I remember, Yeah, and I were just watching this man
like this is electric, Like I truly.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Haven't seen it, and I remember, look at what have
been Like, dude, we gotta start dancing.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
We spoke about it and we were like, oh, they
must be professional dancers, former ballet dancers or something.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Do you guys have any dancing as from the job site?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, just from going to festivals and on the job site.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
You always had like the Tommy Franklin electric like a
lastic kIPS though.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, yeah, I loved that video of him on Asia's Talent, Yeah, dancing.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I was like, I need to beat Tommy Franklin dancing.
That was inspiration.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
If you're listening, Yeah, did you guys take dance lessons
after watching that?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, we didn't get that far.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
No, we didn't get that far, and that's why we're
still having blown up. Yeah, Dan, let's talk about the
TV show though, boys, like it's so good because obviously
the instagram goes so well. You're then doing videos with
what taquill O'Neil, Margo, Robbie, Daniel Ricardo. Are you still
do you still got to pinch yourself and it's like
we're about to film a video with Margot Robbie.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh, for sure, gets so nervous.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
But now when we went last one we did was
with Jason Mom and I feel a little bit You're
going to realize, you know, they're just people. You know,
put them on this pedestal and everyone around him has
got them on this pedestal.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But when you just chat to them, they're just normal people.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
And usually like we've met a few people now and
the biggest people that is the most chilled out of ye.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Margo was like your.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Next door launching on Amazon commercial dogs all right, boys
before you came in today. Obviously, the whole concept behind
Impractical Jokers, which is on here tonight eight thirty, Channel
ten and ten play. You can stream all the episodes
in Paramount Plus. But the idea is that one of
you is in a situation the the ones obviously in
(05:00):
their area in a private room, think about like an
FBI or a CIA sting sort of an operation.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's the idea.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
We decided to do to you what you do to
each other on the TV show. So if you haven't
seen the TV show yet, effectively, one of you has
an earpiece in their ear okay, and then the other
three ok telling the person what to say and what
to do. Now this morning, you've always rocked up to
the station. There's a cafe downstairs. You didn't know that
we were in the kitchen and we were in the
(05:28):
ear of the waitress.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Here's out, went Journis.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
I feel like doing a sting operation like the FBI.
She's Tom Cruise and we're Simon Peg and Luther.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah right, miss, I'll take peg them.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Hey, guys, how are you You know some.
Speaker 11 (05:48):
Coffees don't get it?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, no, worries a house bircher, house bircher and a matchup.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
I have to say, I'm such a big fan of
your guy.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Then get a photo, jo nice one, Warm them up?
Warm up?
Speaker 12 (06:06):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
What are you doing here? Media?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh nice?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like them listening?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Good luck?
Speaker 9 (06:21):
He said, I've never listened to them, so great, start, Mahalia,
great start, I reckon, get the coffee orders wrong, okay,
and bring him a chee of putting, not a Bircher muslin,
and then maybe get another photo and go sorry, I
looked awful in that photo.
Speaker 13 (06:34):
Can I go again?
Speaker 14 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nice wood nice. They'll serve them for not listening to us.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Then go hey, Jim and his tag hamish Nandy. It's
not your separate account?
Speaker 15 (06:42):
Sure he's your.
Speaker 13 (06:47):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
And also, one second, I look disgusting in that photo?
Can I please get another?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Sorry they're staying sitting down for this one.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, no, I just.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Look gross, Thank you and I'll tag you do I
tag like Hamishnandy?
Speaker 15 (07:03):
Or are you yeah?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Cool?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I didn't correct.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Look look at Jack these heads in his head, Malia,
go back and go. Sorry, boys, obviously not hamish Andy.
It's inspired unemployed. Can you ask for one of their numbers?
Speaker 14 (07:22):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (07:23):
Oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Sorry, guys, I'm an idiot. You're obviously not hamiy Sorry,
I have to say I think you're really cute. Are
you single?
Speaker 15 (07:36):
Holy? You're cute too?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Very single.
Speaker 16 (07:45):
Number?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Or I can get your Yeah?
Speaker 12 (07:49):
Are they not the right coffees?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I've got to bresslets nice.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Boys, they're hating it so much.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's go with the Crenkert cake mahowere stay there and
wait till one of them tries before you leave. Yeah,
I'm sure they're going to die here, like they're actually
going to die here.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Sorry, guys, I totally stuff your orders. We've got these
complimentary cakes at the moment. They're made of like sustainable things.
It's got mealworms in them and it's all like with
three environment. They're called mealworms, but you can eat them.
Speaker 15 (08:22):
They're edible.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, do you want to try?
Speaker 10 (08:24):
Everyone loves them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 13 (08:30):
Say take a big bite. Take a big bite.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Do a big bite, so you get the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Signats and crunchy.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 13 (08:38):
What about you?
Speaker 17 (08:38):
Jack?
Speaker 13 (08:38):
What about you?
Speaker 11 (08:39):
You're vegan?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You are not?
Speaker 10 (08:40):
That's such a lie.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Don't worry, will you.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
I'll go get a little thing to wrap it up
in and i'll get your puppy.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Maybe, say, but you ordered a birchick.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're clearly not vegan?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Will you lying to me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Did you definitely want the bircheck?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Because that's not vegan or nuts? Then you aren't vegan?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now do you want to meet the chef? The chef
wants to meet you.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
The chef Pick's waving at me.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
He knows you guys are here, and he's a massive fan,
but he's really shy. I don't know if you've got
time before your meeting?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is that all right?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
He's such a big man, he's really shy though.
Speaker 15 (09:09):
I think he might wet himself.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
But just come this way.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
At the startling or what are we get ourselves into here?
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Talking?
Speaker 18 (09:20):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
I wonder they're dickheads, because if you said they're rude,
and I was like, that's heavy. I asked for one thing,
she brought about seven different products over.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Willing, hell willing.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Were both of you to throw the other one under
the bus. It was like, no, he's way more single
than I am.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, man, you're way more single than me.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And then the second instance, it was I'm gluten prey
one big.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
If you'd be able to single, he can someone be
more single?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I don't understand really single?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yeah, what do you mean? I was so excited for
my birch. I was like, that looks really good. I
never never came out.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And then by the end you're like, that's fine, it's fine,
leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Please, I want to edge twenty percent. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Get that man.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
He's burcher.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Get Jackie's burcher.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Let's get jack Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Just wants a purcher.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh good work.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
God wow.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm going to say for us, it was unbelievable to watch.
You can stream them all on Paramount plus if you
want to catch up on your practical jokers with the
inspired unemployed boys.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
In la.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Thirteen one oh six five Did they name the kid
without thinking.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Of how it sounds with the surname?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
If you've got an example, thirteen one oh sixty five
is our number.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The new candidate to become.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
US president is called Chris CHRISTI How how how does
that happen? How does someone in the room not go oh,
hang on, he's repeating Chris there, and we think of John.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Maybe they maybe they like that, Brad, maybe they like that.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Maybe maybe I don't. Let's go to Dave here on
six five. Dave, what unfortunate name do you know of?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well?
Speaker 16 (10:54):
I went to school with a girl and her name
was Teresa.
Speaker 18 (10:58):
And her name was Green.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Green, Terresea Green, tose A Green, Teresa Green.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, the trees a green.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
As well?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It was something rude.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's just a nice, a nice saying Theresa Green, Theresa Green.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah. Thanks, we'll try and catch up with the Sorry,
sorry guys, let's.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Go to maybe there's the wrong phonetic good today.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Tracy, this was your friend? What was her name?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Her name?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Her name was Robin Money.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Robin Money, not bad name for a criminal. If she
goes into a life of crime.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Was she in a life of crime? Trace?
Speaker 17 (11:47):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What was she what was she was she doing?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
She was a.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Nurse, nurse this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't think in that situation. You owe it to
what you called.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, you know, like great power comes great responsibility sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Spider Man's style name is Robin Money.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
If you're not robbing banks, you you're doing life wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
You owe it to newspapers and media to give him
that one, because that's the.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Easiest headline, you robbing money, Robin to buzzfeeds it almost
out of the police don't catch her because every time
she does it, it's the best.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's Robin Money, robbing money.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Again.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Let's go to Jane here, Jane, this is your husband.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
His parents didn't think about how the name sounds with
the surname.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
No, well they didn't, but he luckily, after a couple
of days his uncle came in and gave them heads up.
So it's got changed. But originally the first few days
his name was Richard Burns.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
So that one I can see how it slips through
the cracks you know what I mean, because Richard, I'm
sorry if.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You're calling your kid Richard.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, you again, you are proof testing every name.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
True, true, true, if.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You're not yeah, if you're not catching on, Richard shortens
to Dick.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
How many Richards?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You just care you just be careful?
Speaker 9 (13:03):
But how many Richards have been shortened to Dick these days?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We got a mutual friend called Richard. Do you ever
call him Dick?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, Dickie No, No, yeah, no, I do, absolutely, you do?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, let's go to Chantelle here.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Now, Chantelle, your nephew goes to school with a kid
and they've got a name that maybe should have been reconsidered.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
Yes, definitely. So the kid's last name is Morchard, and
they've named his first name Morchard as well. So he's
Morchard Junior Morchard, and his dad is Morchard, Senior Morchard.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
What so within the family there are two Mortard Morchards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So at least his name was it Richard Mortard, then
it'd be like Dick died. What Dick Morchard would been
asking this question for a day and now Woods has
been banging on it for a day now, But yesterday
woulds yes that you said that you can get pregnant
while you're pregnant.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Yes, I've heard of it, Yes on a TV show.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes it's a TV show. But I'm just there's.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
There's just chat right about people getting pregnant when they're pregnant.
I'm not saying it's common, but it can genuinely happen.
And we've asked people to call on thirteen one oh
six five. Has it happened to you? Oh are you
a doctor? Are you an obstetrician? Because you know, finally
we can silence you, will you know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Silence me?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, because you're not believing me.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Logic, there's no like once you have like once the
sperm meets the egg, it's just like great, we've got
to just shut it, just shuts down, cervic closes.
Speaker 14 (14:39):
We go.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Now we've got to focus on making a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
We're not thinking about your body's not thinking about having
more babies.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Once it's growing a baby.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Like it's unconsciously though, a little spermy gets in there again?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Does another egg?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
How does he get in there?
Speaker 13 (14:49):
The cervix is shut, he gets he finds away.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Let's go to Brook here Brook, here we go, this rock.
You got pregnant, while you were pregnant.
Speaker 17 (14:58):
I did.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
No, I was six weeks pregnant.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Yeah, and I was like getting checked up and everything else.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
And because I have two uteruses, I was one you later.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Okay, she has two uterresses.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Oh that is it possible. It's also possible to have two.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
Uteruses's two separate uses.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that's phenomenal, by corner.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That is phenomenal uteruses? Or is it eye to the plural?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There?
Speaker 11 (15:25):
And yeah, both the baby if they're twenty five years old, but.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
Technically one came six weeks earlier.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But amazing, that is amazing. Okay that you believer?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, yeah, we got two uteruses or ter i which
I love the gloss that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
By the way, shut up.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Look but I'm telling you about the fact that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I've got two uteruses. I don't want to talk about
the ground stupid question.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I's got a Warren here.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
A medical marvel, and you want to ask her about
the plural of uterus.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Also, speaking of medical marvels, Warren's a bloke.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh you got pregnant while you were pregnant?
Speaker 18 (16:00):
I did.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It could have been no, I couldn't have so dead
set that.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
So you you your wife was pregnant and then she
got pregnant again.
Speaker 18 (16:08):
Yeah four days later.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Wah, so hey on she wow.
Speaker 18 (16:12):
What So my son was born at thirty five weeks
one day and my daughter was born at thirty five
weeks four days or five days, and all the way
through there was that four day gap.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's extreme, the same I warrant.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
So she goes into hospital, she gives birth to the baby,
and then what you guys are like say, say.
Speaker 18 (16:37):
That they both came out at the same time.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But I say so, but it's not called twins. There's
two how.
Speaker 18 (16:44):
They are twins? Yeah, there are actually two separate pregnancies.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, So so so you know for a fact that
it wasn't from the one conception like the one.
Speaker 18 (16:54):
Well wonder boy won a girl.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So no, no, I know that.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But like, but you think there were two moments of conception,
is what I'm that like, you guys, Yeah, that's what
you guys.
Speaker 18 (17:03):
The doctors said, yeah, and you know.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like looking back on that time, there were two times
that you did it to get the result, if you know.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
What I mean.
Speaker 18 (17:12):
Around my birthday.
Speaker 20 (17:13):
So you know, oh my god, Warren, Warren, you can
have you can have a five dollars remenden Grooming Back
includes items p Father's Day like their head show and
rapid cut clipper.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I'm very very no worries made. It's your birthday again.
Who would have thought?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Happy?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Hey, I'm really happy that this woman's called.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Her name is Jan and she's the director of Midwives
and Mother's Australia, which is where we got the brilliant
place that seven and I actually had our baby with.
So Jan, trust her, You trust her one hundred percent. Jan,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (17:49):
Hello there.
Speaker 18 (17:50):
I'd like that.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
I like that Father's Day and that's presence that women
give the boys.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Sometimes if you're lucky, Jam.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Is it possible for a woman to get pregnant while
she's pregnant?
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Well, scientifically it is possible, but it's so rare for
people with abnormal uterie or two uterie to do it.
But you can get twins that are conceived a couple
of hours or days apast. But to have to get
pregnant while well until the pregnant with a baby, it's
(18:29):
ventually impossible because the service it's closed with a plug,
the mucus plug, and the mucus plug won't let any
sperm go in the cervix, and if some little buggers
get in, it's very hostile to them and knocks them up.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Your body treats it as like it's.
Speaker 11 (18:49):
Called Yes, it's enemy. And also you've got to ovulate
to get pregnant. So some people can emulate four days
apart like that, like those twins.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, but usually.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
When you're on your late. Once said egg gets in
there very quickly, the uterress embeds it and it gets
real hard around it. So another egg, even if it
comes a long, can't get in right. Fascinating, Jen, Wow,
that's that's you, and you don't not be late, and
so yet you don't have an egg and your uteruss
(19:23):
won't let it eat it anyway, and you don't have sperm,
and this sperm can't get it. Easing I get in.
But you know where there's a will, there's a way.
If it's Christmas for the boys, it could.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Happen Christmas, Jan, thanks so much for joining us. I
imagine your doors are well and truly opened. Down at
Mama the Midwives and Mothers of Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
For women to get down.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
We're very very busy down they're having having eleven babies
that got birth Will.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Will keeps telling me Jen that you you were apparently
announcing that Will was the best supportive partner in a
birth in sweet Is that true, Jen, or is he
making that?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
No, I'd never make it up any dad who's trying
hard as on that day. It's the best start on
the day.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Ah well, said Jenks, very well, best partner.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Love to hear voicemade right now, a little bit of fun.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
For years, people didn't think the perfectly timed pop could occur,
but I think today we learn that finally it's been
pulled off.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It's been referred to as Poppenheimer.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
There's a big new movie called Oppenheimer. Obviously it's about
a nuclear bomb, and I haven't even seen the film.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I actually forgot the nuclear bomb part of it. I
didn't even click Will.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
The synergy of this story is just remarkable, hence the
perfectly timed pop. So within the film, and this is
no spoiler, it is about a nuclear bomb, and there's
a countdown to when a nuclear bomb is dropped. Now,
this is obviously the biggest part of the film, and
the cinema is hushed and as the countdown got to
one and before the nuclear bomb exploded.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
A genius has decided.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
To pull off the perfectly timed pop, and I'm gonna say,
completely destroy the movie because the whole cinema starts laughing.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's the audioce.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
It takes the sting out of the whole movie.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
So given that Poppenheimer is naw a thing, I mean,
I don't think this can be beaten, But thirteen one
oh six y five is our number?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Have you pulled off?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It is absolutely outraged.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
That is brilliant and I want to know. I mean,
it's good.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
And look, I know ifart's immature when you pull off
a perfectly time, I don't think they are.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I don't think they are.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
I love them, but I know people think they're immature.
But pulling off the perfectly timed one is just bloody genius.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And we need to hear these stories. So thirteen one.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Oh six five is the number? Have you pulled off
the perfectly timed pop? Or have you heard the perfectly
timed pop? I've got an example.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Obviously, I take this stuff quite seriously.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You want to tell us that next sure.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Six five rained in big valat wunt in ten years
to do this phone topic? Have you pulled off? The
perfectly timed popped. All about the timing, did you hear
the perfectly timed pops completely takes this thing out of
(23:03):
the movie. The great about that is like everyone'sways in
my serious part of the movie. Right, so you need
another person to laugh in at instance in order to
enable everybody else to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
How funny that is.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I mean if that audio goes on, you can
just hear the whole sinem laughing, just kind of swelling laughter. Yeah,
it's a perfectly time popwards.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Well said William Wells said, let's go to Gary here
on thirteen one oh sixty five. Likely type of girl. Now, Gary,
you're stitching up your sister here or actually proudly talking
about your sister O shroud, Yeah, be proud pulled off
he pulled off a well timed one.
Speaker 18 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (23:40):
So we had a family event on and she was
sort of near the front door on the hallway and
she's spun around and done a three sixty and cocked
a leg at the same time. And then when she
turned around, the pizza guy was standing at the front door.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow with a she cocked she cocked the leg. Wow.
Speaker 15 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
One.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
When she was doing the three six Wow sturt around
the face standing.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Behind high degree of difficulty Poperoni.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Here he is.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Talking about the perfect time. What about the perfecty time?
Speaker 18 (24:18):
Gang?
Speaker 9 (24:21):
You you brought off the perfect big time to podcast.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yes, I definitely did a silent, perfectly planned onun silent.
Speaker 17 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
It was Greek wedding, went for Asians standing there and
spanks my dress and it was just there for ages
and I just had to waste some perfect time.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And once they started doing the.
Speaker 18 (24:43):
Applause, I just had to let it go and it
literally killed like the rows in front of me.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I ended up wanting my son because I felt terrible.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Have you have you ever?
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Have you ever told the people who were at that
wedding that you were, in fact the popper on the
grassy now?
Speaker 17 (25:02):
And my husband looked at me and I was like
it was not He knew that was me, And I
was like oh, And I said to my son, a mate,
you know, like John, and brush it off myself.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh no, good boy, there's years of the waiting there.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Year.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Thanks the gold Gary, I reckon my perfect time, pop
will if I can here, that's real. Briefly, I was
on the movie World ride the Batman Ride. I don't
know if you've been on the Batman ride, but before
things get hectic on the Batman ride, you get a
briefing from Alfred. So we were in the bat Cave
there and I noticed that in front of me there's
(25:39):
a husband and wife or just a couple that were
having a fight.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know what they were fighting about, but there
was a disagreement going on.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
And at a certain point of the fight, the female
was getting so annoyed at her husband that she turned
away from him as if to ignore him.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Right now, at that exact moment where she turned away.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
I decided to deliver a cute and neat fart, and
at that point when I delivered it, she spins around
and goes, oh inflames the fire right in front of
my eyes. It was I mean, it was remarkable. Anyway,
(26:20):
they got divorced, which was I'm sure they're fine. Let's
go to carry here, Carrie, you have also, like the
incredible people who have called pulled off the perfectly timed
pop I haven't did.
Speaker 17 (26:34):
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Don't sound you don't sound thrilled about this.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Carry gets in your voice a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 17 (26:43):
Yeah, I was at a Catholic girls school when you're twelve,
and we had a retreat that we went on a
weekend retreat. And on that retreat we had to go
to math and which is church for people who don't
know uh. And so the priest had just finished saying
(27:07):
his sermons, and he said, does anyone have any responses?
And I involuntarily letter the most enormous hot that you
can imagine. And it wasn't just one syllable, it was
multiple syllable.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
That's perfect.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Woled it did he repond?
Speaker 17 (27:32):
The priest did not acknowledge it, but everybody around me
started giggling, and my friend and I we just could
not stop because it was also extremely smelly, and my
friend and I could not stop laughing. So we got
moved away from each other. And no one knew it
was me because I was this tiny little person who.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Didn't ah yet yeah.
Speaker 17 (27:57):
And yeah, I let out an enormous squeak.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Wow ouf care he's still Catholic.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He's still Catholic, kerry.
Speaker 17 (28:06):
Oh no, my mumm is so yeah, the roots are there,
but no, no, I don't allows.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, give it up,
You're going straight to hell, there's no way after that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But I have sinned.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Oh there is.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
No safari.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
That sounds exciting.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
And by the way that sound, it's a bit of
appointment listening going on right now, wild Safari stories that
we've renamed safar out. Let's go to Jan here on
thirty one oh six y five, Jan, this was your
brother on safari?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Is oh truth?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
It's pretty extreme? Yeah, makes yourself for it.
Speaker 18 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
So basically, obviously everyone's camping or whatever, they've gone on
a tour. All the signs are saying please don't swim
in water, crocodiles, hippos, et cetera. And basically two people
went in. One was a lucky one, one was the
unlucky one, and one got beheaded.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Beheaded, be headed.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
And obviously dead.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Who obviously, I mean, it comes with the territory of
losing your head, I would have thought.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But what is what beheaded them? Was it a hippo
or a crop?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
It was it was a hippo. Hippo just basically ripped
the head straight right off.
Speaker 13 (29:28):
And you were watching, Jan, you were you were on
the river bed?
Speaker 15 (29:31):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (29:31):
No, no, no, I was, I wasn't watching. Basically they
they were on the tour.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This was your brother.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Yeah no, no, no, not made.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Did they get in the water. Was he in the
water at any stage?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Come on, it's a stupidity of people. It's like sharks
at the beach. Some people are saying sis and don't
listen to the science.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Tell you what if core one is a beheading?
Speaker 9 (29:55):
If cor one is a beheading, I don't know where
these are going.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But let's go to Alex.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Here, Captain Poopance, you wouldn't have want to put the
callers in order in descending order of best to worse
because the bar that because the bar's.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
High, the bar is beheading. O God, let's go to Alex.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Alex, what happened worse than a beheading on an African safari?
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (30:18):
I don't know if it's word, we'll get rhino.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Hit the side of the ute and the horn piece
scrot him.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Wait wait, wait, wait through the door? Did you go
through the door back panel?
Speaker 18 (30:35):
I was on the back of the ute.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Wow, lucky you didn't go through your back panel as well.
I feel like there's there's a you told that joke
before you loved it so much.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Jesus have been good let's go all.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Lucky for you, Captain poop Pants, retaining the EP spot.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The calls are getting better.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Paul, you went to Africa when you were eighteen? What happened?
Speaker 20 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (31:01):
I don't think I can beat the laugh one. But
I was driving a load of retired missionaries around and
heeded the toilet his advice. Squoked into the bush, went out,
squatted down into the business. Turned around and there's a
great big poet constricted coming out towards my butt.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh wow, trying to.
Speaker 21 (31:19):
Get up run out pants from my ankles, and there's
all these old mysteries just standing there looking at me.
He's screaming with my pants from anky.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's good, it's good.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Poor Paul, he's sitting on it. He's sitting there.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's a third caller. He said, someone get beheaded. He's
had a rhino horn through a scrite him.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And he's got a story about running back through the
bushe and his pants around his ankles.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's what his pants around his ankles on the radio.
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
All great gear, though, Jen, you can na silva McCain
shaw Chris about you. Alex also scrot him Horn, McCain shaw,
Chris Boucher all thanks to McCain shaw, Chris.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Get four one as well. I'm stitch up what do
you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, I can ask him Paul.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Did you want a McCain shaw Chris Boucher as well.
Speaker 22 (32:11):
I love Yeah, Iryna give it to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's been the money on a Friday, pretty Friday fun
topic as well. Are you a woman on thurday one
and six ' five? A woman and you like Gladiator?
Because look, it's it's only in my favorite movie? And
for ten years, woulds you know we've been if we
haven't been able to talk about our favorite thing because
all our bosses are always like guys, the chicks don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
They don't like the movie, and they've.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Held that over our heads and they've stopped talking about
our favorite thing. And last night, blissfully, our senior producer LJ.
She got home and she made the best choice shees
ever made.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I wasn't the best because I got quickly.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
I was the best because.
Speaker 14 (32:56):
The crowd loved me.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
And when you're LJ watch Gladiator, it says the best
thing of all time. I walked in here today and
I was like guys. You know what, I don't care
what we'll talk about today. I think today the pure
focus of today's radio show needs to be it's a
gateway show. It's a gateway for us to talk about
Gladiator in the future. And the only way we can
do that is by getting women on the show to
prove that women like Gladiator Gladia.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
And I would say, if we do get women saying
Gladiator is amazing, then ladies, tonight Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's Gladiator time. Everyone needs to watch it.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
We'll talk to you about it on Monday and all
next week we'll talk about Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Let's go to Kate here. I'm thirty one six five Kate.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Hi, how good Gladiator? Kate?
Speaker 12 (33:40):
It's so good?
Speaker 15 (33:41):
And I don't bring radio stations ever. I heard this
something out that I have to get on this just
as an act of you know, it's just the right
thing to do. I reckon. I've watched fifteen time.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, how Hot's rusty? How Hot's rusty in it?
Speaker 15 (33:56):
It's all amazing, It's delicious in every way.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
So did you do you have a favorite big k
favorite part of the film.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
He throws, Look, I can't quote it, but he throws
his sword into the crowd at one point, yes and
it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
And he says, are you not entertained?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Are you not entertained? Yes? Why are you not in detained?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh you're not at the tame.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
That's a good He spits on the ground and walks
off and the crowds.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's going, Kate, you can you can have are dollar
cohial about your check out? The game changing range of
high quality, affordable mattresses. That's for you to get on
one of them and watch Gladiator. Abby's called thirty one
and six five.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Abby, You're a woman. How bloody goods Gladiator?
Speaker 12 (34:47):
I have to grow with Kate.
Speaker 21 (34:49):
I'm never wrong before Glau.
Speaker 17 (34:53):
I love it, Love it?
Speaker 12 (34:55):
What boys are you shoe.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
On your ab?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Love your worksh els Court is there coming in?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Thinking fast now? Rachelle how Good's Gladiator.
Speaker 19 (35:05):
It's a best see. I watched it. I was traveling
around Europe on top deck and we were going to
the Cold Dams and so.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
On the tour of Us.
Speaker 19 (35:15):
We watched the movie as we're arriving to the Cold
Dam and so it really brought up a lot of
mixed emotions when you're actually staying there. The best bit,
I would say when he takes his helmet off, prim
clash king.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, we've got audio of that.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, we do, we do it, might say for the end,
because I mean, I think I think that is, you know,
leader of the Armies of the North, Commander of the
Phoenix LEGIONDS. We will get to it more women calling.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I mean, we've got to get rusty on, don't we.
We've got to get rusty on what I think We're
going to get him on the show.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
If you're listening, rusty, we will promote the South Sydney
Rabbit Oz every day, every day for the rest of
the year. If you give us five minutes of your time,
let's go to Lorraine.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Let's not that Lorraine for one six five. You're a woman,
you love Gladiator, talk to us.
Speaker 17 (36:09):
I absolutely love Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, why Lorraine?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Why ah?
Speaker 19 (36:14):
As soon as he says, well, a past from all
the being great. But as soon as he says, my
name is Maximus Decimus Muridius, commander. That's not on here
the rest because I'm dribbling.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Let's play it. Let's play it with.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
My name is Maximus Decimus Marius, Commander of the Armies
of the north general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant
to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my
venges in this life.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
For the next Oh.
Speaker 21 (36:53):
Brilliant.
Speaker 16 (36:54):
Yeah, it is the best movie.
Speaker 19 (36:56):
And I am a woman and I'm over sixty.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Good on yaiful, I love that you're throwing that in there.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And then season has to decide whether he kills him
or not, you know, in the whole.
Speaker 22 (37:07):
Crowd, yes, live, live, live, Yes, well, yes, what a move.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm sorry, it's l J out there. She's living it.
We're all living it live.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Watch it tonight everyone, seriously, you.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Know watching tonight. It's a Friday movie night. And like Rusty,
let's get it on the show.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I think next week we'll both become members of the
house in the Rabbit O's and we'll m see any
event you want for free.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Sorry, will it has to be No, it doesn't
Boy, it's very excited and also a bit terrified because we've.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Got two blocks in the studio.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Who if at any point they chose could take our
jobs we've got there.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Say this job is a grind. You're working for two
hours every day Friday is.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just the worst.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Boys, you don't want this, but welcome to the studio.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, you know we don't want jobs. We haven't been unemployed,
So you guys are right.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
You guys are right for now, No kiddy, you want
to take it back.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Just like we're obviously going to talk about the TV
show in Practical Jokers Channel ten and ten players, but
before we do, I wanted to ask you did this kickoff?
Because it obviously is inspired unemployed? Did this kickoff during COVID?
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Was it a COVID initiative at the Instagram account?
Speaker 7 (00:47):
That is?
Speaker 8 (00:47):
Actually didn't Everyone thinks that, But it was a year
and a half even before but a year got a
year but it blew up about six months before COVID
and when it started to blow it up, not even
maybe like three was It's still correct to me?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Again, I just want to make.
Speaker 8 (01:03):
I don't know what andyone keeps on the face. I'm
going to be taking the job to do and then yeah,
so it kind of blew up before it and three
months exactly. Yeah, better, And I don't even know what
it was talking about blowing out when.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
We blew up, as he said his last.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Lost focus, that's what happens when my partner's just down
my throat.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Someone would holding accountable.
Speaker 9 (01:33):
Someone's the plan to blow up, though, when when you
started the account was the plan to let the.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Plans to blow up.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
No one goes into making a video go go, And
I really hope this plano is some se Yeah, that
good point.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
I really hope this ship.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I mean it was, but I don't think it's going
to happen. You just hope, You just hope.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
So we started, it was like eight months of doing
like five days a week, and then it didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
It wasn't doing much day.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We get like one hundred firs a week and we're
working so.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Freaking you hit it hard, so hard.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
And we kind of like what to be doing this for,
and we're working forty hour jobs at the same time
once we got home from Europe and enjoying it at
the same time. So it's a lot, and we're like
what to be doing. And then we're like, no, let's
just push through a little bit longer. And then lucky
we did, because there was like a week later, had
three videos in a row that just went We went
from like seven thousand followers to like thirty five. Wow,
and then it just never stopped going from there. And
then COVID happened. Yeah, about eighty thousand followers or something
(02:29):
is probably going to correct.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Me, but I was about and then and.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Then once covid happened, we were rattled because we're getting
offered like jobs to go away traveling and stuff, but
we're like, no, this is finally when we're going to
be able to do this stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
But it was the best thing that's ever happened. Because
everyone's stuck on their phone.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
We were stuck in a shared house with five of
our mate making videos is like a perfect recipe.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was really like, I mean, I remember we were
I think we were on a shoot and our digital
producer at the time that we showed me a video
and it was just you guys dancing and it's one
of you in an apartment and even on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
That was the video.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I remember, Yeah, and I were just watching this man
like this is electric, Like I truly.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Haven't seen it, and I remember, look at what have
been Like, dude, we gotta start dancing.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
We spoke about it and we were like, oh, they
must be professional dancers, former ballet dancers or something.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Do you guys have any dancing as from the job site?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, just from going to festivals and on the job site.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
You always had like the Tommy Franklin electric like a
lastic kIPS though.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, yeah, I loved that video of him on Asia's Talent, Yeah, dancing.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I was like, I need to beat Tommy Franklin dancing.
That was inspiration.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
If you're listening, Yeah, did you guys take dance lessons
after watching that?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, we didn't get that far.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
No, we didn't get that far, and that's why we're
still having blown up. Yeah, Dan, let's talk about the
TV show though, boys, like it's so good because obviously
the instagram goes so well. You're then doing videos with
what taquill O'Neil, Margo, Robbie, Daniel Ricardo. Are you still
do you still got to pinch yourself and it's like
we're about to film a video with Margot Robbie.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh, for sure, gets so nervous.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
She's like, oh my god.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
But now when we went last one we did was
with Jason Mom and I feel a little bit You're
going to realize, you know, they're just people. You know,
put them on this pedestal and everyone around him has
got them on this pedestal.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But when you just chat to them, they're just normal people.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
And usually like we've met a few people now and
the biggest people that is the most chilled out of ye.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Margo was like your.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Next door launching on Amazon commercial dogs all right, boys
before you came in today. Obviously, the whole concept behind
Impractical Jokers, which is on here tonight eight thirty, Channel
ten and ten play. You can stream all the episodes
in Paramount Plus. But the idea is that one of
you is in a situation the the ones obviously in
(05:00):
their area in a private room, think about like an
FBI or a CIA sting sort of an operation.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's the idea.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
We decided to do to you what you do to
each other on the TV show. So if you haven't
seen the TV show yet, effectively, one of you has
an earpiece in their ear okay, and then the other
three ok telling the person what to say and what
to do. Now this morning, you've always rocked up to
the station. There's a cafe downstairs. You didn't know that
we were in the kitchen and we were in the
(05:28):
ear of the waitress.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Here's out, went Journis.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
I feel like doing a sting operation like the FBI.
She's Tom Cruise and we're Simon Peg and Luther.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah right, miss, I'll take peg them.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Hey, guys, how are you You know some.
Speaker 11 (05:48):
Coffees don't get it?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, no, worries a house bircher, house bircher and a matchup.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
I have to say, I'm such a big fan of
your guy.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Then get a photo, jo nice one, Warm them up?
Warm up?
Speaker 12 (06:06):
Thank you?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
What are you doing here? Media?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh nice?
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Do you like them listening?
Speaker 10 (06:20):
Good luck?
Speaker 9 (06:21):
He said, I've never listened to them, so great, start, Mahalia,
great start, I reckon, get the coffee orders wrong, okay,
and bring him a chee of putting, not a Bircher muslin,
and then maybe get another photo and go sorry, I
looked awful in that photo.
Speaker 13 (06:34):
Can I go again?
Speaker 14 (06:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nice wood nice. They'll serve them for not listening to us.
Speaker 13 (06:39):
Then go hey, Jim and his tag hamish Nandy. It's
not your separate account?
Speaker 15 (06:42):
Sure he's your.
Speaker 13 (06:47):
Yeah, no worries.
Speaker 10 (06:47):
And also, one second, I look disgusting in that photo?
Can I please get another?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Sorry they're staying sitting down for this one.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
No, no, I just.
Speaker 10 (06:56):
Look gross, Thank you and I'll tag you do I
tag like Hamishnandy?
Speaker 15 (07:03):
Or are you yeah?
Speaker 11 (07:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Cool?
Speaker 10 (07:06):
All right?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I didn't correct.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Look look at Jack these heads in his head, Malia,
go back and go. Sorry, boys, obviously not hamish Andy.
It's inspired unemployed. Can you ask for one of their numbers?
Speaker 14 (07:22):
Yep?
Speaker 13 (07:23):
Oh my god, I'm dying.
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Sorry, guys, I'm an idiot. You're obviously not hamiy Sorry,
I have to say I think you're really cute. Are
you single?
Speaker 15 (07:36):
Holy? You're cute too?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Very single.
Speaker 16 (07:45):
Number?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Or I can get your Yeah?
Speaker 12 (07:49):
Are they not the right coffees?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I've got to bresslets nice.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Boys, they're hating it so much.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's go with the Crenkert cake mahowere stay there and
wait till one of them tries before you leave. Yeah,
I'm sure they're going to die here, like they're actually
going to die here.
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Sorry, guys, I totally stuff your orders. We've got these
complimentary cakes at the moment. They're made of like sustainable things.
It's got mealworms in them and it's all like with
three environment. They're called mealworms, but you can eat them.
Speaker 15 (08:22):
They're edible.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, do you want to try?
Speaker 10 (08:24):
Everyone loves them.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 13 (08:30):
Say take a big bite. Take a big bite.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Do a big bite, so you get the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Signats and crunchy.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Are you sure?
Speaker 13 (08:38):
What about you?
Speaker 17 (08:38):
Jack?
Speaker 13 (08:38):
What about you?
Speaker 11 (08:39):
You're vegan?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You are not?
Speaker 10 (08:40):
That's such a lie.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Don't worry, will you.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
I'll go get a little thing to wrap it up
in and i'll get your puppy.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
Maybe, say, but you ordered a birchick.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
You're clearly not vegan?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Will you lying to me?
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Did you definitely want the bircheck?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Because that's not vegan or nuts? Then you aren't vegan?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now do you want to meet the chef? The chef
wants to meet you.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
The chef Pick's waving at me.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
He knows you guys are here, and he's a massive fan,
but he's really shy. I don't know if you've got
time before your meeting?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Is that all right?
Speaker 10 (09:07):
He's such a big man, he's really shy though.
Speaker 15 (09:09):
I think he might wet himself.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
But just come this way.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
At the startling or what are we get ourselves into here?
Speaker 9 (09:19):
Talking?
Speaker 18 (09:20):
Well?
Speaker 8 (09:20):
I wonder they're dickheads, because if you said they're rude,
and I was like, that's heavy. I asked for one thing,
she brought about seven different products over.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Willing, hell willing.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Were both of you to throw the other one under
the bus. It was like, no, he's way more single
than I am.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
No, man, you're way more single than me.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And then the second instance, it was I'm gluten prey
one big.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
If you'd be able to single, he can someone be
more single?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I don't understand really single?
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yeah, what do you mean? I was so excited for
my birch. I was like, that looks really good. I
never never came out.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And then by the end you're like, that's fine, it's fine,
leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Please, I want to edge twenty percent. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Get that man.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
He's burcher.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Get Jackie's burcher.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Let's get jack Yeah, he.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Just wants a purcher.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh good work.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
God wow.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm going to say for us, it was unbelievable to watch.
You can stream them all on Paramount plus if you
want to catch up on your practical jokers with the
inspired unemployed boys.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Thank you so much for coming.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
In la.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Right now.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Thirteen one oh six five Did they name the kid
without thinking.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Of how it sounds with the surname?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
If you've got an example, thirteen one oh sixty five
is our number.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The new candidate to become.
Speaker 9 (10:31):
US president is called Chris CHRISTI How how how does
that happen? How does someone in the room not go oh,
hang on, he's repeating Chris there, and we think of John.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Maybe they maybe they like that, Brad, maybe they like that.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Maybe maybe I don't. Let's go to Dave here on
six five. Dave, what unfortunate name do you know of?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well?
Speaker 16 (10:54):
I went to school with a girl and her name
was Teresa.
Speaker 18 (10:58):
And her name was Green.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Green, Terresea Green, tose A Green, Teresa Green.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Oh, the trees a green.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
As well?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
It was something rude.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's just a nice, a nice saying Theresa Green, Theresa Green.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah. Thanks, we'll try and catch up with the Sorry,
sorry guys, let's.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Go to maybe there's the wrong phonetic good today.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Tracy, this was your friend? What was her name?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Her name?
Speaker 12 (11:36):
Her name was Robin Money.
Speaker 9 (11:40):
Robin Money, not bad name for a criminal. If she
goes into a life of crime.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Was she in a life of crime? Trace?
Speaker 17 (11:47):
No, she wasn't.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
What was she what was she was she doing?
Speaker 7 (11:50):
She was a.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
Nurse, nurse this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't think in that situation. You owe it to
what you called.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, you know, like great power comes great responsibility sort of.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Spider Man's style name is Robin Money.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
If you're not robbing banks, you you're doing life wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
You owe it to newspapers and media to give him
that one, because that's the.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Easiest headline, you robbing money, Robin to buzzfeeds it almost
out of the police don't catch her because every time
she does it, it's the best.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's Robin Money, robbing money.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Again.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Let's go to Jane here, Jane, this is your husband.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
His parents didn't think about how the name sounds with
the surname.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
No, well they didn't, but he luckily, after a couple
of days his uncle came in and gave them heads up.
So it's got changed. But originally the first few days
his name was Richard Burns.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
So that one I can see how it slips through
the cracks you know what I mean, because Richard, I'm
sorry if.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
You're calling your kid Richard.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, you again, you are proof testing every name.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
True, true, true, if.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
You're not yeah, if you're not catching on, Richard shortens
to Dick.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
How many Richards?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You just care you just be careful?
Speaker 9 (13:03):
But how many Richards have been shortened to Dick these days?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
We got a mutual friend called Richard. Do you ever
call him Dick?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, Dickie No, No, yeah, no, I do, absolutely, you do?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, let's go to Chantelle here.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Now, Chantelle, your nephew goes to school with a kid
and they've got a name that maybe should have been reconsidered.
Speaker 12 (13:27):
Yes, definitely. So the kid's last name is Morchard, and
they've named his first name Morchard as well. So he's
Morchard Junior Morchard, and his dad is Morchard, Senior Morchard.
Speaker 9 (13:41):
What so within the family there are two Mortard Morchards.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
So at least his name was it Richard Mortard, then
it'd be like Dick died. What Dick Morchard would been
asking this question for a day and now Woods has
been banging on it for a day now, But yesterday
woulds yes that you said that you can get pregnant
while you're pregnant.
Speaker 9 (14:06):
Yes, I've heard of it, Yes on a TV show.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes it's a TV show. But I'm just there's.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
There's just chat right about people getting pregnant when they're pregnant.
I'm not saying it's common, but it can genuinely happen.
And we've asked people to call on thirteen one oh
six five. Has it happened to you? Oh are you
a doctor? Are you an obstetrician? Because you know, finally
we can silence you, will you know.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Silence me?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, because you're not believing me.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Logic, there's no like once you have like once the
sperm meets the egg, it's just like great, we've got
to just shut it, just shuts down, cervic closes.
Speaker 14 (14:39):
We go.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Now we've got to focus on making a baby.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
We're not thinking about your body's not thinking about having
more babies.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Once it's growing a baby.
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Like it's unconsciously though, a little spermy gets in there again?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Does another egg?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
How does he get in there?
Speaker 13 (14:49):
The cervix is shut, he gets he finds away.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Let's go to Brook here Brook, here we go, this rock.
You got pregnant, while you were pregnant.
Speaker 17 (14:58):
I did.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
No, I was six weeks pregnant.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
Yeah, and I was like getting checked up and everything else.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
And because I have two uteruses, I was one you later.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Okay, she has two uterresses.
Speaker 13 (15:14):
Oh that is it possible. It's also possible to have two.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
Uteruses's two separate uses.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that's phenomenal, by corner.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
That is phenomenal uteruses? Or is it eye to the plural?
Speaker 1 (15:24):
There?
Speaker 11 (15:25):
And yeah, both the baby if they're twenty five years old, but.
Speaker 19 (15:29):
Technically one came six weeks earlier.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
But amazing, that is amazing. Okay that you believer?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Well, yeah, we got two uteruses or ter i which
I love the gloss that.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
By the way, shut up.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Look but I'm telling you about the fact that.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
I've got two uteruses. I don't want to talk about
the ground stupid question.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I's got a Warren here.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
A medical marvel, and you want to ask her about
the plural of uterus.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Also, speaking of medical marvels, Warren's a bloke.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Oh you got pregnant while you were pregnant?
Speaker 18 (16:00):
I did.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
It could have been no, I couldn't have so dead
set that.
Speaker 9 (16:05):
So you you your wife was pregnant and then she
got pregnant again.
Speaker 18 (16:08):
Yeah four days later.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Wah, so hey on she wow.
Speaker 18 (16:12):
What So my son was born at thirty five weeks
one day and my daughter was born at thirty five
weeks four days or five days, and all the way
through there was that four day gap.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
That's extreme, the same I warrant.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
So she goes into hospital, she gives birth to the baby,
and then what you guys are like say, say.
Speaker 18 (16:37):
That they both came out at the same time.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
But I say so, but it's not called twins. There's
two how.
Speaker 18 (16:44):
They are twins? Yeah, there are actually two separate pregnancies.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Okay, So so so you know for a fact that
it wasn't from the one conception like the one.
Speaker 18 (16:54):
Well wonder boy won a girl.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
So no, no, I know that.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
But like, but you think there were two moments of conception,
is what I'm that like, you guys, Yeah, that's what
you guys.
Speaker 18 (17:03):
The doctors said, yeah, and you know.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like looking back on that time, there were two times
that you did it to get the result, if you know.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
What I mean.
Speaker 18 (17:12):
Around my birthday.
Speaker 20 (17:13):
So you know, oh my god, Warren, Warren, you can
have you can have a five dollars remenden Grooming Back
includes items p Father's Day like their head show and
rapid cut clipper.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I'm very very no worries made. It's your birthday again.
Who would have thought?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
All right?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Happy?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Hey, I'm really happy that this woman's called.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Her name is Jan and she's the director of Midwives
and Mother's Australia, which is where we got the brilliant
place that seven and I actually had our baby with.
So Jan, trust her, You trust her one hundred percent. Jan,
welcome to the show.
Speaker 17 (17:49):
Hello there.
Speaker 18 (17:50):
I'd like that.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
I like that Father's Day and that's presence that women
give the boys.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Sometimes if you're lucky, Jam.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Is it possible for a woman to get pregnant while
she's pregnant?
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Well, scientifically it is possible, but it's so rare for
people with abnormal uterie or two uterie to do it.
But you can get twins that are conceived a couple
of hours or days apast. But to have to get
pregnant while well until the pregnant with a baby, it's
(18:29):
ventually impossible because the service it's closed with a plug,
the mucus plug, and the mucus plug won't let any
sperm go in the cervix, and if some little buggers
get in, it's very hostile to them and knocks them up.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Your body treats it as like it's.
Speaker 11 (18:49):
Called Yes, it's enemy. And also you've got to ovulate
to get pregnant. So some people can emulate four days
apart like that, like those twins.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Yeah, but usually.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
When you're on your late. Once said egg gets in
there very quickly, the uterress embeds it and it gets
real hard around it. So another egg, even if it
comes a long, can't get in right. Fascinating, Jen, Wow,
that's that's you, and you don't not be late, and
so yet you don't have an egg and your uteruss
(19:23):
won't let it eat it anyway, and you don't have sperm,
and this sperm can't get it. Easing I get in.
But you know where there's a will, there's a way.
If it's Christmas for the boys, it could.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Happen Christmas, Jan, thanks so much for joining us. I
imagine your doors are well and truly opened. Down at
Mama the Midwives and Mothers of Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
For women to get down.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
We're very very busy down they're having having eleven babies
that got birth Will.
Speaker 9 (19:54):
Will keeps telling me Jen that you you were apparently
announcing that Will was the best supportive partner in a
birth in sweet Is that true, Jen, or is he
making that?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
No, I'd never make it up any dad who's trying
hard as on that day. It's the best start on
the day.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Ah well, said Jenks, very well, best partner.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Love to hear voicemade right now, a little bit of fun.
Speaker 9 (20:21):
For years, people didn't think the perfectly timed pop could occur,
but I think today we learn that finally it's been
pulled off.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
It's been referred to as Poppenheimer.
Speaker 9 (20:37):
There's a big new movie called Oppenheimer. Obviously it's about
a nuclear bomb, and I haven't even seen the film.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I actually forgot the nuclear bomb part of it. I
didn't even click Will.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
The synergy of this story is just remarkable, hence the
perfectly timed pop. So within the film, and this is
no spoiler, it is about a nuclear bomb, and there's
a countdown to when a nuclear bomb is dropped. Now,
this is obviously the biggest part of the film, and
the cinema is hushed and as the countdown got to
one and before the nuclear bomb exploded.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
A genius has decided.
Speaker 9 (21:13):
To pull off the perfectly timed pop, and I'm gonna say,
completely destroy the movie because the whole cinema starts laughing.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Here's the audioce.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
It takes the sting out of the whole movie.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
So given that Poppenheimer is naw a thing, I mean,
I don't think this can be beaten, But thirteen one
oh six y five is our number?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Have you pulled off?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It is absolutely outraged.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
That is brilliant and I want to know. I mean,
it's good.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
And look, I know ifart's immature when you pull off
a perfectly time, I don't think they are.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
I don't think they are.
Speaker 9 (22:14):
I love them, but I know people think they're immature.
But pulling off the perfectly timed one is just bloody genius.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And we need to hear these stories. So thirteen one.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Oh six five is the number? Have you pulled off
the perfectly timed pop? Or have you heard the perfectly
timed pop? I've got an example.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Obviously, I take this stuff quite seriously.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
You want to tell us that next sure.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Six five rained in big valat wunt in ten years
to do this phone topic? Have you pulled off? The
perfectly timed popped. All about the timing, did you hear
the perfectly timed pops completely takes this thing out of
(23:03):
the movie. The great about that is like everyone'sways in
my serious part of the movie. Right, so you need
another person to laugh in at instance in order to
enable everybody else to enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
How funny that is.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
And I mean if that audio goes on, you can
just hear the whole sinem laughing, just kind of swelling laughter. Yeah,
it's a perfectly time popwards.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Well said William Wells said, let's go to Gary here
on thirteen one oh sixty five. Likely type of girl. Now, Gary,
you're stitching up your sister here or actually proudly talking
about your sister O shroud, Yeah, be proud pulled off
he pulled off a well timed one.
Speaker 18 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (23:40):
So we had a family event on and she was
sort of near the front door on the hallway and
she's spun around and done a three sixty and cocked
a leg at the same time. And then when she
turned around, the pizza guy was standing at the front door.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Wow with a she cocked she cocked the leg. Wow.
Speaker 15 (24:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
One.
Speaker 16 (24:02):
When she was doing the three six Wow sturt around
the face standing.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Behind high degree of difficulty Poperoni.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Here he is.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Talking about the perfect time. What about the perfecty time?
Speaker 18 (24:18):
Gang?
Speaker 9 (24:21):
You you brought off the perfect big time to podcast.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yes, I definitely did a silent, perfectly planned onun silent.
Speaker 17 (24:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (24:32):
It was Greek wedding, went for Asians standing there and
spanks my dress and it was just there for ages
and I just had to waste some perfect time.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
And once they started doing the.
Speaker 18 (24:43):
Applause, I just had to let it go and it
literally killed like the rows in front of me.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I ended up wanting my son because I felt terrible.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Wiped them out.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Have you have you ever?
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Have you ever told the people who were at that
wedding that you were, in fact the popper on the
grassy now?
Speaker 17 (25:02):
And my husband looked at me and I was like
it was not He knew that was me, And I
was like oh, And I said to my son, a mate,
you know, like John, and brush it off myself.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh no, good boy, there's years of the waiting there.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
Year.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Thanks the gold Gary, I reckon my perfect time, pop
will if I can here, that's real. Briefly, I was
on the movie World ride the Batman Ride. I don't
know if you've been on the Batman ride, but before
things get hectic on the Batman ride, you get a
briefing from Alfred. So we were in the bat Cave
there and I noticed that in front of me there's
(25:39):
a husband and wife or just a couple that were
having a fight.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
I don't know what they were fighting about, but there
was a disagreement going on.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
And at a certain point of the fight, the female
was getting so annoyed at her husband that she turned
away from him as if to ignore him.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Right now, at that exact moment where she turned away.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
I decided to deliver a cute and neat fart, and
at that point when I delivered it, she spins around
and goes, oh inflames the fire right in front of
my eyes. It was I mean, it was remarkable. Anyway,
(26:20):
they got divorced, which was I'm sure they're fine. Let's
go to carry here, Carrie, you have also, like the
incredible people who have called pulled off the perfectly timed
pop I haven't did.
Speaker 17 (26:34):
Yes, we.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Don't sound you don't sound thrilled about this.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Carry gets in your voice a little bit embarrassing.
Speaker 17 (26:43):
Yeah, I was at a Catholic girls school when you're twelve,
and we had a retreat that we went on a
weekend retreat. And on that retreat we had to go
to math and which is church for people who don't
know uh. And so the priest had just finished saying
(27:07):
his sermons, and he said, does anyone have any responses?
And I involuntarily letter the most enormous hot that you
can imagine. And it wasn't just one syllable, it was
multiple syllable.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
That's perfect.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Woled it did he repond?
Speaker 17 (27:32):
The priest did not acknowledge it, but everybody around me
started giggling, and my friend and I we just could
not stop because it was also extremely smelly, and my
friend and I could not stop laughing. So we got
moved away from each other. And no one knew it
was me because I was this tiny little person who.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Didn't ah yet yeah.
Speaker 17 (27:57):
And yeah, I let out an enormous squeak.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Wow ouf care he's still Catholic.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
He's still Catholic, kerry.
Speaker 17 (28:06):
Oh no, my mumm is so yeah, the roots are there,
but no, no, I don't allows.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say, give it up,
You're going straight to hell, there's no way after that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
But I have sinned.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
Oh there is.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
No safari.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
That sounds exciting.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
And by the way that sound, it's a bit of
appointment listening going on right now, wild Safari stories that
we've renamed safar out. Let's go to Jan here on
thirty one oh six y five, Jan, this was your
brother on safari?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Is oh truth?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
It's pretty extreme? Yeah, makes yourself for it.
Speaker 18 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (28:53):
So basically, obviously everyone's camping or whatever, they've gone on
a tour. All the signs are saying please don't swim
in water, crocodiles, hippos, et cetera. And basically two people
went in. One was a lucky one, one was the
unlucky one, and one got beheaded.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Beheaded, be headed.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
And obviously dead.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Who obviously, I mean, it comes with the territory of
losing your head, I would have thought.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
But what is what beheaded them? Was it a hippo
or a crop?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
It was it was a hippo. Hippo just basically ripped
the head straight right off.
Speaker 13 (29:28):
And you were watching, Jan, you were you were on
the river bed?
Speaker 15 (29:31):
Sure?
Speaker 7 (29:31):
No, no, no, I was, I wasn't watching. Basically they
they were on the tour.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This was your brother.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
Yeah no, no, no, not made.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Did they get in the water. Was he in the
water at any stage?
Speaker 11 (29:43):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:43):
Come on, it's a stupidity of people. It's like sharks
at the beach. Some people are saying sis and don't
listen to the science.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Tell you what if core one is a beheading?
Speaker 9 (29:55):
If cor one is a beheading, I don't know where
these are going.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
But let's go to Alex.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Here, Captain Poopance, you wouldn't have want to put the
callers in order in descending order of best to worse
because the bar that because the bar's.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
High, the bar is beheading. O God, let's go to Alex.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Alex, what happened worse than a beheading on an African safari?
Speaker 12 (30:17):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (30:18):
I don't know if it's word, we'll get rhino.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Hit the side of the ute and the horn piece
scrot him.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Wait wait, wait, wait through the door? Did you go
through the door back panel?
Speaker 18 (30:35):
I was on the back of the ute.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Wow, lucky you didn't go through your back panel as well.
I feel like there's there's a you told that joke
before you loved it so much.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Jesus have been good let's go all.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Lucky for you, Captain poop Pants, retaining the EP spot.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
The calls are getting better.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Paul, you went to Africa when you were eighteen? What happened?
Speaker 20 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (31:01):
I don't think I can beat the laugh one. But
I was driving a load of retired missionaries around and
heeded the toilet his advice. Squoked into the bush, went out,
squatted down into the business. Turned around and there's a
great big poet constricted coming out towards my butt.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh wow, trying to.
Speaker 21 (31:19):
Get up run out pants from my ankles, and there's
all these old mysteries just standing there looking at me.
He's screaming with my pants from anky.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's good, it's good.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Poor Paul, he's sitting on it. He's sitting there.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He's a third caller. He said, someone get beheaded. He's
had a rhino horn through a scrite him.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And he's got a story about running back through the
bushe and his pants around his ankles.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
That's what his pants around his ankles on the radio.
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
All great gear, though, Jen, you can na silva McCain
shaw Chris about you. Alex also scrot him Horn, McCain shaw,
Chris Boucher all thanks to McCain shaw, Chris.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Get four one as well. I'm stitch up what do
you mean?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Well, I can ask him Paul.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Did you want a McCain shaw Chris Boucher as well.
Speaker 22 (32:11):
I love Yeah, Iryna give it to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's been the money on a Friday, pretty Friday fun
topic as well. Are you a woman on thurday one
and six ' five? A woman and you like Gladiator?
Because look, it's it's only in my favorite movie? And
for ten years, woulds you know we've been if we
haven't been able to talk about our favorite thing because
all our bosses are always like guys, the chicks don't care.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
They don't like the movie, and they've.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Held that over our heads and they've stopped talking about
our favorite thing. And last night, blissfully, our senior producer LJ.
She got home and she made the best choice shees
ever made.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
I wasn't the best because I got quickly.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
I was the best because.
Speaker 14 (32:56):
The crowd loved me.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
And when you're LJ watch Gladiator, it says the best
thing of all time. I walked in here today and
I was like guys. You know what, I don't care
what we'll talk about today. I think today the pure
focus of today's radio show needs to be it's a
gateway show. It's a gateway for us to talk about
Gladiator in the future. And the only way we can
do that is by getting women on the show to
prove that women like Gladiator Gladia.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
And I would say, if we do get women saying
Gladiator is amazing, then ladies, tonight Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's Gladiator time. Everyone needs to watch it.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
We'll talk to you about it on Monday and all
next week we'll talk about Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Let's go to Kate here. I'm thirty one six five Kate.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Hi, how good Gladiator? Kate?
Speaker 12 (33:40):
It's so good?
Speaker 15 (33:41):
And I don't bring radio stations ever. I heard this
something out that I have to get on this just
as an act of you know, it's just the right
thing to do. I reckon. I've watched fifteen time.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, how Hot's rusty? How Hot's rusty in it?
Speaker 15 (33:56):
It's all amazing, It's delicious in every way.
Speaker 9 (34:00):
So did you do you have a favorite big k
favorite part of the film.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
He throws, Look, I can't quote it, but he throws
his sword into the crowd at one point, yes and
it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
And he says, are you not entertained?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Are you not entertained? Yes? Why are you not in detained?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Oh you're not at the tame.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
That's a good He spits on the ground and walks
off and the crowds.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's going, Kate, you can you can have are dollar
cohial about your check out? The game changing range of
high quality, affordable mattresses. That's for you to get on
one of them and watch Gladiator. Abby's called thirty one
and six five.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Abby, You're a woman. How bloody goods Gladiator?
Speaker 12 (34:47):
I have to grow with Kate.
Speaker 21 (34:49):
I'm never wrong before Glau.
Speaker 17 (34:53):
I love it, Love it?
Speaker 12 (34:55):
What boys are you shoe.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
On your ab?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Love your worksh els Court is there coming in?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Thinking fast now? Rachelle how Good's Gladiator.
Speaker 19 (35:05):
It's a best see. I watched it. I was traveling
around Europe on top deck and we were going to
the Cold Dams and so.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
On the tour of Us.
Speaker 19 (35:15):
We watched the movie as we're arriving to the Cold
Dam and so it really brought up a lot of
mixed emotions when you're actually staying there. The best bit,
I would say when he takes his helmet off, prim
clash king.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, we've got audio of that.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, we do, we do it, might say for the end,
because I mean, I think I think that is, you know,
leader of the Armies of the North, Commander of the
Phoenix LEGIONDS. We will get to it more women calling.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I mean, we've got to get rusty on, don't we.
We've got to get rusty on what I think We're
going to get him on the show.
Speaker 9 (35:50):
If you're listening, rusty, we will promote the South Sydney
Rabbit Oz every day, every day for the rest of
the year. If you give us five minutes of your time,
let's go to Lorraine.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Let's not that Lorraine for one six five. You're a woman,
you love Gladiator, talk to us.
Speaker 17 (36:09):
I absolutely love Gladiator.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah, why Lorraine?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Why ah?
Speaker 19 (36:14):
As soon as he says, well, a past from all
the being great. But as soon as he says, my
name is Maximus Decimus Muridius, commander. That's not on here
the rest because I'm dribbling.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Let's play it. Let's play it with.
Speaker 14 (36:29):
My name is Maximus Decimus Marius, Commander of the Armies
of the north general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant
to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my
venges in this life.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
For the next Oh.
Speaker 21 (36:53):
Brilliant.
Speaker 16 (36:54):
Yeah, it is the best movie.
Speaker 19 (36:56):
And I am a woman and I'm over sixty.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Good on yaiful, I love that you're throwing that in there.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
And then season has to decide whether he kills him
or not, you know, in the whole.
Speaker 22 (37:07):
Crowd, yes, live, live, live, Yes, well, yes, what a move.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I'm sorry, it's l J out there. She's living it.
We're all living it live.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Watch it tonight everyone, seriously, you.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Know watching tonight. It's a Friday movie night. And like Rusty,
let's get it on the show.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
I think next week we'll both become members of the
house in the Rabbit O's and we'll m see any
event you want for free.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Sorry, will it has to be No, it doesn't
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