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October 27, 2023 39 mins
  • We found a pub for our first performance
  • Ayeha Madden from Netflix’s Heartbreak High
  • ChatGPT Idea Generator
  • What did you get onto late?
  • “I thought it was sexy….it wasn’t”

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'm going to Shure you.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Will and Woodies Barbershop card.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Excuse me, the mo is calling raise funds, save lives.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Sign up now at November dot com.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We want to surprise the most supportive barber in Australia
with five thousand dollars, a refresh of all their hairdressing
gear and most importantly, a performance from a star studded
celebrity field world class barbershop quartet.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
My youngest son has special needs. We struggle to find
a barber who could cut his hair. Marianna from Barber
Malos a kid a whisper when it comes to haircuts.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So all thanks to November.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
The registrations are now closed because we've chosen our barber.
We're going to be going to Jimmy's barber in Bala Rats.
We're going to be going with our barbershop quartet, all
the cash from November, a refresh of Jimmy's products.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
He obviously doesn't know we're coming. We're going to surprise him.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's you, it's me, it's Rob Mills, and it's Phil
Burton from Human Nature. You just got in the band
you you are fresh Touch and go to the band.
A couple of days ago in Dicko Dixon from Australian
Idol heard your audition and he allowed you in.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yes, I would basically give you a big thumbs up
for authenticity because the logic of the music industry dictates
there is always one member of a boy band that
can't sing for ship.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
So he's in, he's into and then look, we actually
went from strength to strength.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Not sure if it was a fluke, but we had
the Wiggles in here yesterday, the original Wiggles, and we
had a barbershop quartet off. They're obviously a very famous quartet.
They did a pretty big car.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Big red card.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It was a one in three and you guess wrong.
They did big red car. But we we hit them
back with one of their own numbers, with one of
their own must have been for them. We beat them
at their own game. To chug big read We're gone
to Rid the whole day long.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
We're potato, potato, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Potato, spots potatoestano, potato and potato. I hope my barber
wins this competition because I want to see you guys perform.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
Liven I didn't really sing there, let's let's yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Yeah, no, we'll look you yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
Because Phil, just before we started, Phil goes, right, guys,
we're gonna harmonize, We're gonna do hot potato. We didn't
rehearse that at all. Yeah, it might be shocking, given
how good.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
We were for talented singers. We slipped straight into it.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
I said, Phil, what are we to do here for us?

Speaker 7 (02:48):
So all I did was echo words like potato, and
then one time I changed it up and said spart,
which I thought was quite clever.

Speaker 8 (02:55):
Yeah, but at the end of the day, I didn't
sing at all.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
No, no, you stuck out like dogs feet and you
know that was obvious for everyone.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
But the great news is we we we've got time.
We have got time.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
So we're surpriving Jimmy at Jimmy's barber next tuesdays when
that gig's going to be.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And I'm really excited to tell you all.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Thanks to you guys again amazing suggestions as to what
song we could surprise him with. A guy called Maddie
called up and he had a cracky idea.

Speaker 9 (03:20):
I really think there's an oddvious choice here that we
take me to the barbershop. Got fifty cent. You know,
you take me to the barbershops, willing you up nice.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
And short, cutting you up nice and short nice.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
So that's the song we're going to be seeing. That's
that we have to do a parody of that. Now
the way this has gone Rob Mills, Mills has gone away.
He's obviously released a record of his own bat in
his time.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's going to.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Write the words for that awesome he's done that feel
from human nature. Spent the last thirty years arranging harmony
in a barbershop quartetta.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
He's going to.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Arrange the music massive. I think you and I need
to step up here.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
I was thinking that weekend off n you can, you.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Can have a weekend. You need to be rehearsing over
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
But I think what we do need, like every great gig,
we need a preview gig. We're going to need a
place where we can try our wares first up, just
to get a crowd reaction, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Every show does that.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
So I think, right up next we need to call
a few pubs because I think what we'll do is
will probably head out to Ballarat on Sunday. Maybe we're
in a book a pub in and around the balleratte
area where we can just rock up bit of a preview,
give a preview gig, like a pop up gig.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
People will do that, just pop up in a bar
and then people flock. They're going to be very lucky
to have us. Well the first pub we call it,
sorry once we drop Phil from Human Nature. So when
and where and deal won a thousand bucks? Like that
will be the first thing out of their mouth.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All right, Well, let's let's figure London tavern.

Speaker 10 (04:53):
How can I help you?

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Hey, who's speaking?

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Bridy?

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Hey, Bridy, got a opportunity. I wanted to swing in
your direction. Yeah, my name is Woody and I am
a member of a barbershop quartet, and well I wanted to,
you know, give you the opportunity first to get us
to perform at your venue on Sunday night.

Speaker 11 (05:21):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (05:22):
Wow, that is a massive, massive offer, Woody, Thank you
very much.

Speaker 12 (05:27):
We're going to have to pass for very very busy.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
But I wish you all the best.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
So I probably haven't given enough details there. So it's myself.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Feel from Human Nature, everyone's favorite human and Rob Mills
three people, sorry, and Mike and Will and my good friend.

Speaker 12 (05:46):
Will oh, okay, so it's a coutet.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 8 (05:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 (05:50):
No, that sounds great.

Speaker 12 (05:51):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 13 (05:52):
We're just really busy on Sunday, so we can't have
you singing them.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
But it would just be one song.

Speaker 12 (05:57):
Oh not enough.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, sorry, Riccardi can do one song.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
We're really busy.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
My managers just.

Speaker 7 (06:01):
Told me, okay, just then.

Speaker 8 (06:07):
Big Mistake.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
Didn't get my Julia Roberts line in Big Mistaken.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
We can.

Speaker 8 (06:18):
City Oval Hotel.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Patrick's begging, Oh good, Patrick, are you doing?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
First of all, just wanted to know how you feel
about barbershop quartets in general.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Barbara shop quartet.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
What does that involve? Please?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Oh mate, Well let me tell you. I know. Well,
you haven't heard a sing.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Me my friend Woody, Rob Mills, Strain Idle's Rod Mills
and Phil Burton from Human Nature coming together to perform
a song for whichever lucky patrons frequenting your.

Speaker 6 (06:52):
Bar on Sunday night?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
This Sunday? That's it? Free gig free giar sounds a
bit suss and untried.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
Is there any samples at all?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, look, we've got a record deal in the works,
but it's all embargoed obviously until Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Of course Elvis was untried at some point in his career, wasn't.

Speaker 10 (07:17):
He He was?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
That's correct.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
Look, we're gonna have to give you a miss to
this Sunday.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
We're all fully booked up.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'm sorry, of course, of course on a Sunday.

Speaker 8 (07:25):
On a Sunday, who would have thought?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Have you got another band playing?

Speaker 6 (07:28):
We do? We do have some acoustic music playing radio.
Who's that one of the names?

Speaker 9 (07:33):
I can't even tell you.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
I haven't got the book in front of me.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Good on you, Patrick, good luck to thank you?

Speaker 8 (07:43):
The name of the band?

Speaker 6 (07:44):
No one playing there? It was Lie?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hello? Great, help you?

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Hey, who's speaking?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
It's Matt from the Great Hotel.

Speaker 8 (07:52):
Hi, Matt.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
My name is Woody and I am part of a
barbershop quartet. And look, there are a number of pubs
that have already expressed interest in us performing at their venues.
But I just wanted to extend the phone call to
you to see if you would be interested in getting
a performance from the four of us at all on
Sunday night.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
On Sunday night, So quartet, Look, is there any where
you can maybe do it? As a three? We kind
of would rather you not be part of it?

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Have you? Radio? I have to sing, mate, it's a.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
It is a good set.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
And I don't know what you heard from the radio
show this week, but like, let me tell you something, mate,
I've been doing one on ones with Feel from Human Nature.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I'm sounding pretty bloody good.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Look I suppose Look if you do.

Speaker 8 (08:44):
One song, yeah, it's half the one song. It's half
of one song.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, it's half for one song.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Give you can give you a preview if you like.
Would you like an over the phone preview?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Oh that'd be awesome.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
All right, all right, there was only there's only two.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
Imagine imagine, just to you imagine Rob Mills and Phil
from Human Nature.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, so it's a parody of fifty cents a Candy Shop.
That's the song. It's called take Me to the barber Shop. Okay,
so I'll.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Sing my part. You just you just have to sing
one of the high bits. Just choose, just choose.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
I don't even know my mind.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'll take you to the barber's shop.

Speaker 11 (09:21):
To the barbers shop, come over, an undercut or an
under cut, come in and then they'll cut your logs,
they'll cut your lous keep going to your back on
top due, so.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
We don't want to give everything away.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Don't give it.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Sounds weird that I can hear that you've actually been practicing.
I'd be more than happy for you to come in.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Wow, you really have nothing else going on.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
We don't expect payment, but obviously a couple of drinks
on the house, couple of drink cards for the for
the performers.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Oh, we can do. We'll figure something out.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Beautiful drinks, all right, mate, We'll be there on Sunday night,
beautiful Wait Monday May Sunday Bang, I dang, got there
the Grapes Hotel.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
We sounded bad, then awful, We sounded really think.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We might have paid it and then it producers might
be giving him some CASHT.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Have you having a wonderful drive home.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
We've got a very special guest in here at the moment.
It's Ija Maddener Johns in the studio.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You know is Amrie heartbreak. Hi, welcome mate, Hi.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Guys, thanks for having me.

Speaker 14 (10:37):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I said this offair as well, but on a heartbreak.
Hi was elite.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
It was really, really, really good.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I appreciate like the number one what show on Netflix
for a long time in Australia, let alone in a
lot of other places all over the world.

Speaker 13 (10:52):
Yeah, it was like, yeah, pretty pretty mind blowing stuff.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
It really was.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
It was such a good show because obviously the product
is so different to other teen dramas in terms of
the fact that the messaging was so good around queer
people and also sex positivity and mental health and all
these other things that were kind of thrown into this
cook pot, which a lot of shows. Well to continue
the cookpot metaphor cook like they kill it, like it's awful.

(11:19):
Tone was so perfect. You feel proud to be part
of something like that.

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Yeah, I feel.

Speaker 13 (11:24):
Really proud to be part of part of it, mainly because,
like it's all super authentic, Like the inception of it
was really authentic.

Speaker 14 (11:31):
The writers have.

Speaker 13 (11:32):
All been through pretty much every storyline.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Yeah, a great perspective to have.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Did you have any connection to what Amory goes through
at all? You write a sex map for you?

Speaker 13 (11:43):
I think I think I was a little less naughty
and chaotic than Amri in high school.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
She's all over the shop, isn't she.

Speaker 13 (11:49):
She's a bit of a mess, which I love and
relate to now as an adult. But definitely in high school,
I was a bit more of a square.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
Can we talk about your life there?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
And so maybe pre and post heartbreak high because obviously
this show, as we're discussing, has got huge. You get
nominated for Most Popular New Talent at the logis life
all of a sudden has changed quite significantly for you.
How have you gone with that ride?

Speaker 13 (12:13):
I mean, look, it's been amazing, like the obviously it's cliche,
but I'm overwhelmed with gratitude. But I'm also just overwhelmed
subtypes like oh right, Like I'm a person who kind
of struggles with mental health. Sometimes it's been a little
anxiety and choosing at times, but.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
I can only imagine.

Speaker 13 (12:31):
Yeah, but for the most part, it's just been amazing,
and it's been so awesome to share it with audiences
finally and connects with them, like meeting fans in the
streets like surreal.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
So yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
My god, I can't imagine like having proper anxiety and
then walking out you had the number one what show
on television? You would have been able to go like
fifty meters without somebody least.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Looking at you.

Speaker 13 (12:56):
Yeah, it was very different. I like I'm a very
dagg person when I leave the house, and I had
to put in so much more effort than I usually do.
I just got embarrassed. Like every time someone would like
try and take a photo of me in woo words,
it was like, I really appreciate it, and I'm like
so flatted. But sometimes I really do be looking like

(13:17):
a rat and someone is asking.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
In front of the deli down there, Yeah, I'm like.

Speaker 13 (13:24):
Staring at like which cheese am I going to get?

Speaker 14 (13:26):
For like twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Someone on sale behind you.

Speaker 13 (13:33):
And I'm a clumsy person as well, so like people
watching me like in my day to day it's not
a good recipe.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Have you sort of relaxed out of that phase now,
Like were you scrubbing up to walk out the door
and now you've kind of just gone back and checks
you pants.

Speaker 13 (13:47):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, I think I've just kind of embraced
I feel like at first it was a big lifestyle shift.
Now it's chill. I'm still like an introvert for the
most part, but I'm relatively chilled about it.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
Had any advice from anyone in the industry, Like you
performed amazingly at Logis with peaking dark deeply at my.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Oh is that you?

Speaker 9 (14:19):
That's me?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm so I could see I could see that, I
could do that.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I feel like we're back at the Deli and Wilworth.

Speaker 13 (14:26):
Yeah, I'm getting flashbacks PTSD from the Deli. Oh, that's
the name of my next DP.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
But if you had any advice from about anyone in
the industry about like, you know, getting more fame and
become more popular and dealing with that, yeah.

Speaker 13 (14:42):
Like definitely, I've had like lots of people guide me
through things, guide me through I guess, business side of things,
even in terms of like the legal side of things
and having to Like my manager Chloe is amazing and
she's been like a really strong force in my life
and helping me figure everything out and stay calm. Also

(15:02):
just my family, like like I'm actually living with my
grandma at the moment, which is amazing, and like just
having like family and yeah, guidance as well has been
really good.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So important to have your own save space, yeah, away
from everything else.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
All right, great, Hey, we've got more with iceh Man run.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Up next, up with them, Woody, if you can stick around.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Oh, don't ever watch on your wrist.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
You just looked at your no.

Speaker 14 (15:28):
No, hey, no, I do I do?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Are you gonna believe? I love radio?

Speaker 14 (15:33):
Oh my god, this is my guys.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
If you're only go on sea Lie shes She's actually
gonna be at Melbourne Fashion Week, head to MFW dot
com dot au.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
You do we call you a triple threat? We probably do.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I mean you obviously the acting with Heartbreak, hires Amory,
the modeling.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Now, you did a piece with Vogue.

Speaker 13 (15:52):
I wouldn't say models.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Well, you did a piece in Vogue. I'd call that modeling.
And you're a singer as well. You performed with Peaking
Dark You.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
He's got fish and chips is Yeah, that's my song?

Speaker 14 (16:13):
Oh my god, the blood is rushing to my head.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Triple threat. Look, I would yourself that way.

Speaker 13 (16:19):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 13 (16:20):
I wouldn't lead with triple threat. Triple threat.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Let them figure out, Let the figure out what it is?

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, what of my free talents? One of the three?

Speaker 8 (16:30):
Do you dance?

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Well?

Speaker 13 (16:32):
I don't know anymore.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
I do.

Speaker 13 (16:34):
I say this one radio, I did a music theater degree.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (16:38):
You're a quadruple threat.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Christ that's a rare.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Do you have any other hidden talents. You could be
a what's a five one? What are you saying quadruple?

Speaker 13 (16:47):
I actually a really good.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
A pentagon?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Where am I.

Speaker 8 (16:58):
The hidden talents? So you can dance, you can seeing,
you can act.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
You can modeling.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
I'm really not claiming that that's not okay.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
What about let's get down the other end of the
scale's let's your worst talent, like least impressive talent.

Speaker 13 (17:10):
Oh, there's lots, there's lots of stuff. I'm really bad
or like staying on task, easily distracted. I'm easily distracted,
or arriving on time, arrive, I can't write. Yeah, I'm
always late? What else?

Speaker 8 (17:28):
So will is always late as well? I haven't told
you about this yet.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
But I always laid everywhere? Really, yeah with it?

Speaker 7 (17:34):
I read this article recently basically explained why people are
always late, So will you'll enjoy this as well. Apparently
people who are always late I just time optimists. Yeah,
so whenever they look at a SUS looks interesting because
I think we're time insane rather than time, just like
we're optimistic to the point of insanity.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'll be on the way out of the door, I
look at the time, and I'll be like, I've got
ten minutes I need to leave, and I'll be like,
I can cook breakfast, play with my daughter, have a shower, yes,
and write my memoir before I walk out the door.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yes, is that you as well? I shall Yes.

Speaker 13 (18:10):
Well, time blindness is actually a symptom of ADHD.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Which right.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
All ties in gee whizz. Your tone dropped when she
brought up the mental health is.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
No, I'm not gonna I'm put down.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
Let's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Let's talk about it.

Speaker 13 (18:36):
I'm laughing, but like.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Seriously, actually was one of the missed the chat with
Actually you can get it on the podcast with But
actually that was one of the truly one of the
more awesome things that you said.

Speaker 6 (18:47):
At the start.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
We're talking about dealing with the pressure of being outside
and stuff, and you were like, well, I actually struggle
with my mental health a day.

Speaker 6 (18:53):
Yeah outside, that's awesome.

Speaker 13 (18:56):
Oh yeah, Well, I just I don't know. I feel
like that's one thing I've noticed is like a lot
of like influence, no shade, like everyone's on their own journey.
But I feel like I don't see a lot of
people talking about it. And then like I remember, like
when I used to scroll Instagram. I'd like look up
to people and be like, damn, their life so perfect.
But like, I feel like it's important to just like

(19:16):
share the nuances of like everyday life with like young people.
Let people know that everyone, yeah, you know, is on
their own journey and yeah, it's okay they're going through
a strugging yeah, one hundred per Because it's so easy
to like aspire to something unattainable. But if if that's
what you're being fed, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, because you you kind of like subconsciously put that
as your yardstick. Like I had a mental health day
the other day, and you know, it's just the same
old procedure where I rock up and I'm like, I'm
feeling really flat today. How do I tell everyone that
I'm not going to be the person that I should
be today? But the interesting part about that thought is
why do I have a way that I feel like

(19:57):
I should be?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
At what point did I make that the marker for myself?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Because that means I start every day needing to achieve
something when I get out of bed, rather than just
being out of bed and being how I am Yeah,
which obviously makes things.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
A lot worse you're trying to about being anxious.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yes, yeah, Jesus that I could share a lot, but
we both relate to the meeting though it wouldn't matter.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
You know.

Speaker 13 (20:26):
Actually, one thing that has really on the topic of
mental health, one thing that has really helped me with
my mental.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Health is music.

Speaker 13 (20:33):
And I've actually heard that you guys are dipping your toes.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Can I say the music? We are making a barbershop quartet.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
I love that you've heard about it.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Actually, that's not us, that's not us.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
That's just an example of a barbershop quartet. That's not us.
But we will be will be much better than that.

Speaker 14 (20:59):
Yeah, so that actually seen. I've seen your first rehearsal.

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it's really good to hear you talk honestly about it.
We met a lot of very young famous people in here,
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Speaker 14 (23:29):
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Speaker 2 (23:35):
So nice. She's depending on.

Speaker 10 (23:43):
Why why on.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Checking all for every second self serve checkouts?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
A more fantible artificial intelligence so large taking.

Speaker 12 (23:57):
All the radio.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
Artificial intelligence is doing everything, so why don't we let
it do? The radio show will question chat chapt if
you don't know it's it's just this artificial intelligence program
effectively which it writes your poems, it writes your songs,
it writes your letters.

Speaker 8 (24:15):
It does, it does the whole bit.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Might rewrite a record for you if your tailor swift.
Oh just very release.

Speaker 8 (24:21):
Whack whack whack.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Anyway, right now what we do with chat chapt Tommy
our button pushy here he is our resident tech head.
And Tommy, you've chucked in a news story which which
we quite like, which is the new story of a
Sydney windsurfer crashing into a whale. Not real audio of

(24:46):
the incident, but dead set a real story. Windsurfer smack
bang straight.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Into the extraordinary whales like properly breaching.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, and not just like a little blowhole above the surface.
Number is like going vertical out of the water.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Bloody you What was crazy about that story?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
As well?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
There was someone that was just filming it and ended
up filming that zact event.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
At that time. Unbelievable, unbelievable. She was filming the ocean
and then that happened. What are the changes?

Speaker 6 (25:14):
They're filming the windsurfer, they're filming the wind surver.

Speaker 8 (25:17):
No, there was a guy, so the windsurfer had the
gopra on. But then there was a random guy.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
The second shooter, and he on the beach. I haven't
seen the reverse angle. Chat GBT reckons you should do.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
That guy is obviously having a whale of a time,
and Chat said, when have you had a whale of
a time?

Speaker 8 (25:37):
I don't mind it, I hate that. What else is chet?
GPT spat out the calls?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Would we even get there?

Speaker 8 (25:44):
Just people having a great time. I love people having
a great time.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
And the next one it's spout out is saying, this
is a great story of when nature has been lit?
So it says, when has nature been freaking lit?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Chat GPT said, yeah, it's a reddit, that's a subreddit, so.

Speaker 8 (26:02):
You reckon, churtch ept got that from reddit?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Must have?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Okay, so when's nature being freaking lit?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
What else has it got there? That guy obviously ran
into a whale, so it's just about out. Have you
run into anything worse than a whale?

Speaker 6 (26:16):
Have you run into anything worse? What are we going
to get there? So you rrific like a dog?

Speaker 7 (26:20):
Well you you run into a well, what do you
want to You ran into the people, run into you
ran into an next girlfriend when you were on a
first day. That was pretty funny.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Oh, I see what you mean. Run into them?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
You haven't like you could drive into your you're bumped
into them.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
You you bumped into them?

Speaker 8 (26:35):
You could you could drive into your boss's car.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
Yeah, the cracking story would take that.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
What do you reckon? That's the I don't know?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Reached out quotera.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
Have we I think so che three?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I like when you like you like whale of a
time or you like nature being lit?

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Well, I like all of.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Them to be honest, I can tell I think have
you run into anything worse than a whale?

Speaker 8 (26:56):
It's probably yea happy with.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
That, yeah, yeah, but we're not talking about like hitting
something with your car.

Speaker 8 (27:03):
Well, and this is a great so it could be
a great story. I don't want to.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
I don't want to put you know, boundaries and goalposts here.
I was thirteen one oh sixty five. This is the
chat GPT's idea, have you run into anything worse.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Than a whale?

Speaker 6 (27:16):
We run into anything worse?

Speaker 8 (27:17):
So again, you could run.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Into an ex at a terrible time. You could run
into your dad on your first night being a stripper,
you know, like you.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Could run into your dad on a joint Bucks and
Hens party. If anyone's heard that story, he's going into
that one. You could run into him in Amsterdam, your
lady in general.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Thirteen one oh sixty five. If you want to get
around that hot question.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Now, I've obviously had been thinking about what things you've
run into in your time during the song first fight
off the top of my head happened only a week ago,
but definitely needs to be aired. You ran into digital
producer Kv's car with your bike as you're leaving the
station with your pedal.

Speaker 8 (28:04):
Now let's go to So he's the interesting thing. And
Kve knows this. Kven knows this look like.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It doesn't look No, she doesn't know.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
It doesn't look like. You park in our car park.
So at the end of the day and that's that's
that's that's.

Speaker 12 (28:17):
The puck Will's car park with his permission.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
I said, O, you're pucking our because sometimes we switch. Anyway,
we got to move on with the radio. Angela, Angela, Angela, Angela.
This was your husband's run into something.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (28:33):
I packed out on the street so he had space
to reverse the car out and he reversed straight into
my car.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I love that.

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Good on your end.

Speaker 8 (28:42):
I love it hot. Thank you, Angela. Let's go to Melanie. Melanie,
this was this was your friend?

Speaker 12 (28:55):
Yeah, yeah, way worse than a whale. So a friend
of mine went on a holiday, he was a Ranian nationality,
went on holiday to India.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
I believe.

Speaker 12 (29:06):
And because we were going through all the scars they
had from warm wounds, and he had these three on
his chest. I said, what are they from?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
And he goes.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I ran into air.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
I said, excuse me, and he goes.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I ran into a tiger. He ran into a tiger,
he ran into he was he.

Speaker 10 (29:28):
Was muled by a tiger.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh wow, which reminds me nicely. Was the only thing
that you ran into a bit of a tiger herself?
Jordan from the Bachelor Bachelor in Paradise who you used
to all got with and you ran into her.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
We're in Barley and she was what.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Was she on I'm not saying. I'm not saying she
was another show? Was another dating?

Speaker 2 (29:50):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (29:53):
I'm not saying Love Island.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, I used to look up with her and we're
in Bali and she she was going out with the
new bachelor at the times.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Guy called what was his name?

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Like you, Yeah, why am I giving you?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
So they're together.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
They were together and we were in this bar and
they rock up yes, and you couldn't believe it. And
then the amazing thing happened where he introduced you to
her and you guys both had to actually you didn't
know each other, and I got to watch that sounds great.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
That's a really good example of.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
What did you get onto too late?

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
The reason we're asking that questions because I she Maddine
who plays Amory and Heartbreak High. She's going to join us.
We're very, very excited about I love that show. Everybody
in this cast, everybody in the studio watched that show.
Every and I know watched that show except you. What
he and you started watching it in the last week.

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Amazing.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I know it's amazing, but I think this is I
don't know what it is, but there is something annoying
about people getting onto things late. For me, it's when
you've been telling someone to get around something for a
lot long time and then they have the moment.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
They go, oh my god, it's so good, and you're like,
I don't know how many times I need to tell
you that it was worthwhile.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
Another one for me was so airport baggage with wheels unbelievable.
How good that is. I have been lugging bags around
just wheeling them. Unbelievable. I can't get over it.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
And sometimes I was walking around my house and it's like,
because the because there's never been a smoother.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
Wheel than a baggage wheel in my mind, let's go.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
To the caills thirt six five. What did you get
onto it? Too late? For anyone actually watched Game of
Thrones in the last month.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
But surely you know what happens, because that was like news.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I didn't know, just wasn't into it.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's the thing, you kind of just like some things
you just miss and then when you get into it,
you go, oh my god, that is amazing.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Like silk pillows. Yeah you have a you have a
line a silk pillow.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, let's go to on Thurday. Hi, I'm good. How
are you so good?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
What did you get onto too late?

Speaker 9 (32:08):
You actually just stopped you just stole mine Game of Thrones?

Speaker 7 (32:14):
Yeah, surely, surely you Because I haven't watched Game of Thrones,
but I can pretty much tell you everything that happens
because I feel like every week when an episode dropped
that they'd tell.

Speaker 8 (32:27):
You what happened the Yeah, how did you stay away
from the spoilers?

Speaker 9 (32:30):
I didn't. It was I was in high school when
it came out, and I was not on Twitter, and
whenever my friends everybody would talk about it, I didn't
want to just hop on the bandwagon, so I.

Speaker 12 (32:40):
Said, nah, I'm not interested.

Speaker 10 (32:42):
For a long time, and my boyfriend kept telling me
to watch.

Speaker 12 (32:45):
It and I said no way. Until during COVID I
just I hopped on the bandwagon and it was still late.
Keep talking to no one about.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
It, Yeah yeah, And no one was excited with me,
and no one was sad.

Speaker 12 (33:00):
How to be sad on my own.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Sounds really fantas.

Speaker 7 (33:04):
The other one for you will was we're in the
studio once and we were I don't know whose social
media or Instagram we were looking at, but it was
a celebrity and.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
Sophie Turners, Sophie Turner. We're looking at Sophie Turner's Instagram.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Right right on, right on theme.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
And you were you were watching they were looking at
for professional, professional reasons.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
Absolutely, we were interviewing Jonas anyway, before they'd split. Obviously,
you were looking at these photos of Sophie Turner and
you were like, oh.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Oh wow, there's her just like at Christmas, you know,
like with her normal friends.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
You're like wow, So you can just you just see
how celebrities live on Instagram and it's like, yeah, mate,
that's what Instagram's for. We received an amazing, amazing call
from a guy called Josh yesterday and it gives me
great pleasure to replay that phone call.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
I was working in a construction job that involved the
Jack Kamber, the boss texted me bring some lubrican you
put a little bit of grease on the pin of
Jack Kammer, but I think and lubricant, and I'm like, oh,
that's a weird one. And I obviously didn't think grease,
and I didn't want to text him again just because
a bit weird. I went and picked up some some
lubricant for sex and he just looked at me like,

(34:23):
what are you doing. I pulled out this lub. It
was like the glow in the dark one.

Speaker 8 (34:29):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
Now.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
That's inspired like a really really specific question that I
want to ask right now on thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Here it is.

Speaker 7 (34:40):
You thought it was sexy, but it wasn't. So if
I can just pull apart, if I can just pull
apart Josh's story again. So he thought it was a
bit of a sexy request, can you bring some lubin
turns out it wasn't a sexy request at all.

Speaker 8 (35:00):
It was just like, no, I wanted some grease for
the jackhammer.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Reminded me will of a time that I was on
a holiday by myself, and yeah, I think the star
felt sorry for me when I was holiday and by myself.
So they had a particular night where they would all
go and have a drink on a pit, and they
invited me. They saw me in the lobby and they
were like, hey, we're all all the stars going and
have drinks tonight.

Speaker 8 (35:22):
Do you want to join us? And I was like yeah, bluddy. Anyway,
I hadn't been drinking all holiday.

Speaker 7 (35:27):
Anyway, I get a bit nervous, so I drank quickly
at the start, and then one of them suggested a swim.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
And I was like, oh, bloody hell, yeah, after hour swim,
I know what's going on here. So anyway, without really
looking behind me, I got completely.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Newd and got into the hotel fall and like when
I spun around, like everyone had their bathor zone, and
I was like, that was not like a sexy invitation
to go to you guys literally is from the go
for a dip at night. So like, I know this
is a very specific question, but thirteen one oh six

(36:06):
y five, did you think something was like a sexy
comment or a sexy request?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
You think it was a sexy invitation.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
But it just wasn't.

Speaker 7 (36:16):
I said to someone once, I was I'm obsessed with
Jurassic Park, and I kept saying to this girl like
she hadn't seen Jurassic Park.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
And I was like, holy moly, like guacamolea you have
got to watch Jurassic Park.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so and she thought.

Speaker 7 (36:28):
When I was saying this that I was like me
being like, oh, I want you to come back to
my house, and like, you know, anyway, we went to
my place and like we watched all of Jurassic Park.
And afterwards she was like, I just you moron. I
didn't want to watch Jurassic Park. It wasn't one part
of me that wanted to watch Jurassic Park.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I actually had a thing with a friend of mine
when he was at at UNI. There was an older
girl in our Uni thing and this is when the
term netflix and chill was getting around, and that was
the lingo amongst us. But because she was an older student,
so she would have been like five to ten years
old of us, just it just wasn't in her Like

(37:07):
guys like that term just wasn't used.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
And I remember we had a bit of chat in
the lead up to it, and he he was so
sure that he was on yeah of course, that he.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
He let he left the door open of his apartment
and then he did what we now referred to as
the naked man. Oh no, yeah, because he thought he
Netflix and Chill was He was like, do you want
to come over my place, chill and watch some Netflix. Yeah,
And it was sort of getting to know the cohort
and everything like that, and she was like, it's really
nice of you, Like I don't really know anyone.

Speaker 6 (37:41):
You guys are a lot younger than me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
She walked in and yeah yeah, and he was taken
on his bed on yeah yeah, yeah, the conference.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I mean we kind of like told him that it
was on and let's go to Katie.

Speaker 8 (37:58):
What's your story?

Speaker 10 (38:01):
Okay, So one night I wanted to be really sexy
for my partner. And I don't know if you've heard
about it, there was a TikTok trend where you stuck
your lip up with eyelash glue to make your lips
look a bit bigger and those men look really sexy,
and so I decided to do it for my partner
and I got all nice and pretty and then I
stuck my lip up with super glue and did not

(38:22):
turn out good.

Speaker 12 (38:24):
Not sexy at all.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Very good, Thanks so much for the call.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
The other one I was thinking in general is when
I think it just a woman asking for a massage,
like when your partner asked you for a massage.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's quite often. Yeah, just I have really
sore shoulders one hundred. I actually wanted a good massage.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I just need you to apply some deep pressure to
my shoulders. And every time I'm like, guess the point now,
it sim's.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Just like, it's not sex.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
Yeah, this isn't leading anywhere.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
You need to know that, right, because there must be
like a look that comes over like that. Yeah, yeah,
in the first few seconds, gonna have a message.

Speaker 8 (39:03):
It's not sexy.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
Ye.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
It's like when Mim says these days, I'm going to
put on something comfortable, you know, and I feel like
early in a relationship' be like, oh yeah, it was
a very comfortable that's what you're doing here anyway. Now
it's just like Tracki's and a hoodie. Let's got to
Taylor here, Taylor, you thought something was sexy.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
But it wasn't.

Speaker 12 (39:19):
Oh boys, I thought it was very sexy. I work
in an event and I met another guy and he
was like, come to spend time hosting, Like, oh bye,
you did. I got all dressed up a little black dress.
Sexy vibes were very there, and I get there, it's
all lit up. Turns out it was the rehearsals enough
for his wedding
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