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Speaker 1 (00:06):
That is the exhale and relief of a couple of fellows.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I finished all their commercial work for the day.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I don't know if you've listened to the podcast, but
it was an absolute furnace in here.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
At one point, we're doing the show completely in the.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Dark, just airic on issues. I had a lazy eye
for at least fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
That actually I don't know, kV? Did you did you
get the lazy eye? Can you please see if you
can find the lazy eye on the footage, because I
think that needs to go up on the on the stories.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
When I was coming up with real and fake celebrities, kV.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Well, it was a bit dark in there.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ah yeah, we had the lights right off.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Do you mean really close?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
What you can do?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Might even super impose one on there.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's a good idea when in doubt fake it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Thank you mate.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But yeah, we were talking about Fanny Duster at that point,
and that makes no sense to people who haven't heard
the show.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
kV. Do you want to introduce the the mystery audio?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh my god, we've got miss audio.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, we got mystery audio?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You kidding?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Do you want to introduce the mystery audio.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
Oh yes, so can you pause your video for a second?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
So so this just rocked up in the Will and
Woodies notifications l J What did.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
You say, LJ band? Get out?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Well? Just sorry, my Spotify wraps ready?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Good to know, Good to know, go on?
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Thank you. So in our Instagram notifications, I just got
a reminder that our countdown was about to end. Countdown,
and the countdown said Will's pav.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Tip, Will's pav tip.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
And I was confused. I'm like, how long has this
reminder countdown been going for? Because I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't remember it either.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
What is it ten months ago? You hooked for an
amazing pav tip? Tom take it away?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Good. I'll say this for shows leading up to Christmas.
But I've got a great tip for paths.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
That's a month everyone, that's a Mason. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Sorry, So, ok, but that was a notification you got,
not a message from someone saying, hey, where's our PAV tip?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
No, I made a countdown ten months ago.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You brilliant woman, You brilliant genius woman.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Okay, So I said I've got a great tip for paths.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Around What is wrong with you.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
It's a bottle of champagne for Christmas. Lovely from our management.
I said, dear willis you and merry Christmas?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
That is lovely. Did you get one with a verve clicker?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Did you get one? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Did you get one?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
They don't like me. I've lost them significant money every
time they had a bound me out of prison. But
you know what, I'm okay with that because they've held
on to me publicly. They've said, we're going to continue
to manage Christmas. We're going to continue to manage it,
but stop making its value about a prison.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I actually okay, I've got a great pav tip. Is
what I said, Yes, ten months ago, months you'd want
this to be.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
And I've never heard of a ten month great.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Pavlover tip, obviously, and I said, do it in the
lead up to Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I want to remind people that pavlova is effectively egg
white and meringue, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Egg white? Meue is meringue?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
What is the pavlo what's the meringue?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But cream, cream and fruit lovely?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, Okay, oh my god, I think I've actually got it.
I can't believe that I've got it, but I actually
think that I've had it.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Is it as good as you can remember?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Is it worth a ten month hook?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Because yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
So okay, So here's the thing right in the lead up,
in the lead up to Christmas, right.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
We're in it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Everyone goes at like making a Pavlov is really really
big part of Christmas Day For a lot of people
like you. Pave is probably a necessary dessert. You've got
it on the dessert table, and there's out someone out
there who always has to put their hand up and go,
I'll make the path. Not a great job, and let's
be honest, most of us make pretty shit paves. Like
getting the consistency of the egg whites just right is
(04:18):
really hard to make. Meringues. Merangues are often like flaky
or they're too chewy.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Et cetera, et cetera. Huh, I can't remember this. I
don't know when this happened.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Okay, here's what you do the lead up to Christmas.
Put your hand up, be the Savior.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Right, guys, I'll make the path this year.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, the Pavior here, we're going.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
All you do, all you do is you go to
the supermarket and you buy a pre made paths your tip.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Just go and buy a path tell you what, and.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Then you just garnersh it with fresh cream and fruit
and everyone thinks you made it yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I can't believe that's your tip. Just go on, Harry.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Christmas everyone, but that's very Christmas. I've been trying to
whip the egg whites for what years have you been?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Your tip is just don't cook it, don't make it?
Because this was tip, This was everyone was expecting, Like
it's going to be an easy way to make.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Don't worry about beating your eggs anymore, guys, Just get
down to the supermarket and buy a pre made I
think there are people out there listening to this right
now who are like, ship will have.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
No They're saying no ship will like well, we all
knew that.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I look at somebody.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think a lot of other people out there who
have got integrity and who have tried to make a
proper path themselves over the year.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I've let you off the hook. Go and suck me off,
all of you in all. You don't like it, shove
it up your ass. Would he happily shove this brand.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
New bottle of verb, cliar coats, straight up your ass
right now you get half hal Well, I'm going to
get it at least past past the I'd hope to
get into that.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I want to get into this cylindrical bit. That's what
I want to be.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'd want to be past the neck.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And if I if I could have like a if
I could use my foot.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Oh well, like once.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I don't know at what point recording you when there
you go?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Thank you very much everywhere, Thank thank.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Much, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
We have to go. Thank she's our last recording for
the years, so we gotta go. Don't don't don't you?
Don't you?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But I need to but this is used.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No no, no, okay, I'm leaving. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Thank you everyone, Thank you much for supporting. Thank you much,
thank you much.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Thank you everyone supporting us this year. God, oh my god, Okay,
I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I'm going. I'm going.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I just want to say thank you everyone listening for
listening to us this year.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I really appreciate all your report. Thank match. We'll see
you next year.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
We're having a very big break because we worked.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Very hard two hours a day. Seriously, Tom fucking suck me.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Off, mate, Honestly, I worked my ass off in here. Now,
what do you come outside? Because I'm gonna lure this
bottle and say if I can shove it up your ass,
all right, good bye this respond.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
We gotta love, Love, love affair. We gotta love, we
gotta love.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Oh yeah wow