June 14, 2024 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I was under the impression that the Netflix show Bridgeton
was meant to be a period drama, But it turns
out last night, as they released a six minute sex scene,
the show dipped into the territory of science fiction as
far as I'm concerned, because.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No one.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is going for six minutes in like a standard midweek
set up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, that's the qualification.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You need to say earlier, because I'm going to be honest, mate,
I have lasted more than six minutes before.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like, there has been occasions.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm talking to holidays here, the marathon man himself on holidays,
on holidays and weekends and special occasions, maybe anniversaries, maybe birthdays.
You and I both know that six minutes can be
you know, can be beaten. But I would I would
agree with you midweek when time is tight. You know,
we're both we're both parents of young children. You know
(01:09):
time is incredibly tight, and you're thinking to yourself, I
wouldn't mind watching an episode of Colin from Accounts. So
if I'm going for longer than six minutes in the bedroom,
all of a sudden, I'm eating into my Colin from
Accounts time. And no one wants to be like that
efficiency is key will when life is so busy.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think you're right. I think I think efficiency is
part of it. And you know, obviously these days you're
both tired, so you don't want to get to the
end of the night and you know, and be falling asleep.
So you know, we're talking about a standard midweek chicken
casse role on the simmer bit of pre footy show
going on at the moment. There are still toys on
the floor from the day, kid crying in the other room,
sort of set up, right, that's what we're talking about.
That's less than six minutes. But last night on Bridgeton,
(01:46):
as we're about to find out from junior producer Analyse,
they put a six minute sex scene on the television. Analyse,
I mean, you were one of the vapid millennials who
stayed up to binge this thing? What did you? I mean,
did you what did you think of it?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Absolutely, without giving any spoilers, it was hot. It was hot.
So I guess what happened was this couple who have
been like longing for each other for three seasons. We've
been waiting for them for three seasons. And we get
into part two, which was released last night of Bridgeton
(02:20):
and then all of a sudden there is like some
serious tension happening.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I don't want to give you way attention to
one side, because I mean it does sound interesting and all,
but like, are you only watching?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Can?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I I mentioned this before? Are you only watching the
show for the sex scenes? Because that's the impression that
I'm getting off every pretty much every woman that I
speak to about this, because every because let's face it,
I mean I spoke about this before. You know, male
porn addiction is obviously a thing, but this is where
women are getting there fixed the world over the age
of over, Like are you because I feel like that's
that's the only thing that this show has going for it.
(02:52):
The acting is not great and the outfits a nice
let's be honest, but that's about it.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, the storyline is very good. I mean the sexy scene.
The sexy scenes are like a bonus, you know, like
it's kind of like fifty Shades of Gray, Like the
plot's really good.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm sorry, Shades of Gray, you are only watching fifty
Shades of Gray to watch the sex Actually said to
me that she reckons the most recent season there wasn't
enough sex, would you?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well this six minutes? Yeah, the six minute scene was
actually the double the amount to compensate with double the
amount that was in the first part of the series.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I feel like, and why do you think this one
went for so long? Because six minutes on screen for
a scene like that feels excessive.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, well, it helps develop the characters. I mean, let's
not get too nerdy here, but.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Like, shut up enough characters like character development in.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Silence. No more character development.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You got to come in here and talk about it
and you blew it, just like that chick probably did
last night. Now, look what I'm going to do Woods
on thirteen one was six ' five. There was a
low blow, but it was a Friday. It's low hanging fruit.
What we're going to do on thirty one and six five?
Because whether or not you watch bridgishit or not, I
do think we all have an opinion on this, and
that is a six minute as like a standard for
(04:14):
how long that should go for is too long and
I don't think that. I think they've got a responsibility
to the public, particularly given the number of young women
who are watching a show like that, to impress upon
them what is realistic. And I just think, as we've
discussed woods, six minutes is too long. You were even
saying beforehand in the song that you were going to
get your partner Mimon to joke with her about the
(04:35):
fact that you've never been in around the six minute mark.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's why I said to her this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And she's of the opinion that we always go for
like way longer than six minutes, So I mean it
works for me. Clearly, her internal head clock is right off.
Think she thinks we're going for a very, very long
time every time.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And it's almost a bad thing for you, though, isn't it,
Because the expression time flies when you're having fun, it
obviously feels like it goes for a lot longer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Punishment, it's like, oh god, when will it end? When six?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You watched it one of those shows, but you don't think, oh,
come on, that's not one of those shows. Man, it's
not it's.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Not hang on, let me explain. You don't think it's
You don't think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're like, I'm not going to like this, bridgeton, And
then your partner's watching it and you're watching over a
shoulder and all of a sudden you're absorbed, whereas there
are some great love triangles in there and it gets intense,
well it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Does, okay, all right, well, look I won so last
night obviously there was a we're talking about the fact
that they played a six minute sex scene in Bridgington,
which you know, whether you're into the love triangles that
are going on there, whether or not you know they're
tolstoy esque or not, that the reality is they played
a six minute sex scene, and you know, Woods and
(05:47):
I were talking off there about how the fact that's
a misrepresentation of what it is in reality, and there
are a lot of young, impressionable women watching that show,
and I think that they're setting the bar far too
high for as we said, what is a mid week
sort of a setup And as I said, that's kind
of like a you know, you're having takeaway, you've probably
both had a big day. It's just six minutes, just outrageous,
I personally, and I think we all need to be
(06:08):
honest with each other. And I know there's a lot
of men joking about the fact that they don't go
for very long, and there's a lot of women joking
about the fact they're doing shopping lists in their head,
and I get all the banter when you get past
the band to guys, is six minutes too long? Is
that just not happen? Let's go to Georgia, Georgia? What
do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I reckon ten minutes at least.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Jesus every time Georgia. Every time. You expect more than
ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh yeah, you just got to make the most of it.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Like everyone's busy these days. You got to do it
when you can do it, make the most of it,
have fun.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, but ten Like it's not about making the most
of it that really, it's almost like you're making too
much of the most of it anyway. Roneld Is called
on thirty one oh six five. I'm really trying to
delicately walk around what we're talking about here, And that's
as close as I could get. Ronalder, I'm thirty one
oh six, let's let's let's talk. Is six minutes as
(07:04):
like a standard for a midweekmo He.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Guyes are kidding yourselves. You either want it or you
don't want it. Half an hour minimal.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, Jens Cross, Yeah, midweek?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Maybe maybe me and my husband are just weird. But
it's like, six minutes isn't worth getting your clothes off?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Or you're telling me that your husband on a midweeker
Wednesday night, casserole on the boiled child screaming on the
other in the other room, he gets two tickets to
the Shark fin in for half an hour. Yelp, Jesus,
Natalie is called thirty one O six five. I don't
know where you're at with this, Woods, but this is
(07:44):
knocking my socks off.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, my thing is what I'm getting confused about now,
is her internal body clock?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I just think a lot of people are saying these numbers,
how many people are actually time in it? Because mim
seems to think we go for more than six minutes.
I think it's always under five. So I I don't know.
I just don't know how accurate these head cans out.
Let's go to Natalie though, Natalie, what are your thoughts
on six minutes?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Is your way off? I've been with my partner for
fourteen years and I can guarantee you we go at
least forty five minutes each time. Shut up, honestly, I'm
dead sert serious. You've got to get the fun at
the start as well.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, this is will be inclusing, are we Yeah,
that I agree with.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
But the end part is at least I would go
twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Ye, But hang on, hang on, Natalie, Natalie, I think
you've just you've just kind of convoluted the debate a
little bit here because all of a sudden, you're talking
about introducing Charlie, but we're talking about exclusively spearing the
bearded clam. So like I feel like you're you know,
you're just mixing things up a little bit. We're just
talking about just exclusively planting the passnip, right, that's just
(08:54):
that nothing else before that.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Definitely at least twenty five, yes, twenty five twenty minutes,
that's that bit right there.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So she's come down twenty minutes there, so she's staying
the whole the whole gambit is forty five minutes, but
planting of the pasty is about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like would you stretch before that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Like tw Yeah, it's a great question.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Twenty minutes of aerobic exercise that's sometimes high intensity. I mean,
injuries can happen there will it's going to Sam. Now though, Sam,
what are your thoughts.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Look for science fiction in Bridgitta. Isn't the fact that
he went to six minutes. It was the fact that
it was her first time and she has an orgasm.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Woods and yesterday your mom, Will you try to get
your mom to reveal a secret on the show.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Swill and Woody's Secret Week.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I didn't really expect this to get so intense.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, but my mom said something at the playground a
couple of days ago when I had to hang with her.
Her and my dad and my daughter were all hanging together.
She said something just right off. If I'm being honest
and I just got an inspiration of Secret Week, you
know mom would be happy to reveal what she said
(10:11):
at the playground.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And this was her response, Oh yes, I heard.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
It saying that on the radio?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Or are you sign you as my son? Wow? You
if you put that on the radio?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What if if?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And when we have a second child, the middle name
will be Melissa. If you say what you said on
the seesaw, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Wow, what do you trust me?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
It is not appropriate?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, Melissa, what about one hundred dollars red roost? About
you happy to give you?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
You said a million dollars cash I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I thought we'd get her with the red roost about you.
Unfortunately not. But look what we heard at the start
of that audio. Was my dad confirmed mean that he
heard what she said?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yes, I.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Now, well I think dad is our way in.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh, there's no doubt he's the rat that we need
to put in the trap. I mean he and we
know that he loves cheese, cookies amongst free things. Yes,
I mean he's the most amenable rat I reckon on
the planet.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
We're going to be able to get him with free
tickets to something? Can I just ask something? I realized
just then. So we're getting your dad to try and
reveal the secret, right, yes, okay, you also know the secret?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Right I'm not doing it though I can't the audio.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Isn't this just I know I heard that. I heard that,
but I just it just kind of dawned on me
then where I was like, hang on, what he also.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Knows this secret?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So right now, what we've got is you've just got
a Mexican standoff between two men who are terrified of
the same woman.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes, which is which is pretty much family getting for us,
to be honest.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
I know, I know, that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I know that, but you're getting on the front foot
to make your dad accountable.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
First, that is one happening.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Are going to a one hundred dollars red rooster voucher
in his face to dry and get him to do it?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So what are we What are we actually dangling in
front of him? I think the red rooster, the red
rooster voucher. Obviously he'll fall for that.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I'm up.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm able to throw down a couple of red roost
of vouchers. The guy's a cheap ass and he loves food.
So I feel like, hell, get I Steve.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
My guys, how you you didn't hear any.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
No, I heard nothing. I heard nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Perfect. That's great, you're on air. You've got Will and
I here.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
First question is if Mum is in the current vicinity.
Just say hi, Greg, let me go to another room.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
She's not okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Get about the high Greg, it's too complicated for me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Sure to think about it. She's not here.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So look, yesterday we were trying to extract what Mum
said on the seesaw when she was doing that with
my daughter, your granddaughter. It's secret week. I know you're
a supporter of the show. Would you be willing to
tell Australia what she said on the sea.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Saw I love life?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
No way?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
But Dad, you and I both know she doesn't listen
to the radio show. I think I think we can
get away with one here. If you're just willing to
put the body on the line here and repeat what
she said.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
She won't hear it.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Aliones would cease wood if it's ever got out. And
I feel very, very uncomfortable about this, and I'm trying
to weigh it up advantages versus the disadvantages. Five minutes
of I'm on your radio program? Is it worth twenty
years of misery in our real lives?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
With a long sentence? It is a long sentence that
you'll be facing. What if we sweetened the deal for
you a little bit? So I appreciate that you said there,
it's just a five minutes of fun on the rain.
You're talking what if what if we dangled a one
hundred dollars red rooster V out of your way?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
That's not going to cut Yeah, fair enough, that's the
best you can do, Bud.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What well have we got will that we can throw
in a will and woody mug. Let me just go
to the showcase here. Hey, we've got to sign Jack
Black poster and a copy of the new Kung Fu
Panda four.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Okay, it's really impressive, really impressive, but I still signs boys.
I mean, I'd like to I'd like to participate in
your show. I like doing it. But I crossed this
line as I said their lives would be over in Sea.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
We'll be able to get you like a safe house
or something, Steve. I mean if you were revealing to
you know, turn in the secrets and then come in.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Terrible.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
It was a terrible. It's quite a shock when she
said it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, oh right, oh yeah really Okay, can I ask, like,
what sort of genre does it sit in?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Horror?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's horror, Yeah, horror, it's definitely horror. It's definitely har
I've lived in this family for thirty five years. I
know than anyone what you're talking about. As far as
the punishment that we would receive for a Villian said secret.
I do feel like Australia now needs a secret though,
and I can give you time to think about this.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is there a secret about Mum that you would be
willing to reveal? On the radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Gee, you'd have to give me a little bit of time.
I had to for obvious reasons. I don't want to
make sure that it's not going to be the incrimination
is not going to be overpowering.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Sure, christ you two were talking about the furor in
Nazi Germany.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Right now, you've got the weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I won't let you down. Boys, I won't let you down.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Thanks, Steve. I appreciate that your work. If you go
missing at some stage next week, we know exactly what's happened.
So I have an adventurous spirits.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah good, I'll prove it. I'll prove it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm surprised you still have any spirit after that long
in that marriage. Great to hear me said, this show
is produced, there are a bunch of evil, insidious people
who sit behind laptops and stare at us in this
glass box, and they pull strings and they hurt us,
(16:42):
and they say things that will harm us. It's all
in the vein of trying to make the show sound better.
But at the end of the day, would they are
the cork on the bottle of some great ideas that
never quite reach the show? And so on a Friday
we have contractually carved out an Ireland for ten minutes
where we get to take over the airwaves for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We take our life now.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, usually we both throw ideas at each other, but
we had a chat during the song just before and
we've both agreed that the idea that I wanted to
do that the producers absolutely hate is absolutely the one
we want to talk about. Yes, and it's our favorite
person in the world. It's about Russell Crowe and.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
It's about why he's spoken today for the first time
ever about why he absolutely hated the first draft of
the script for the movie Gladiator.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh wow, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Okay, now, producer l Jane, I didn't know that. I
didn't know that, by the way, exactly, so it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Obviously Australia wants to hear why he hated the first
draft of the script. I love Russell, You love Russell
L Jane anymore. Why wasn't this put straight into the
radio show because nobody cares up of thirty years ago
in a script that we got the film.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Strong argument, strong words.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But this is freedom Friday, so we get to do
whatever the blundy hell we want, and hopefully some people
do care about.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
A movie that was made fifty years ago.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
So well, he did this interview with GQ, was like
and asked me anything, and I think the question was
just like, did you did you always love Gladiator?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Did you know it was going to be a banging movie?
And he basically said no.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The first script was actually really crap, and he wanted
to say no.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And this is why gladiators in the Arena would occasionally
take on endorsements for products and stuff like olive oil
and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So in the original script of Gladiator, Maximus would promote
olive oil after his fights.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So what brought to you bright brand power?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What do you mean exactly?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So he'd be like he'd have an epic fight and
then be walking in the streets with olive oil, selling
olive oil to make a bit of money on the side.
So obviously Russell saw that and was like, that is
just the worst thing I have ever seen. So thankfully, yeah,
they did take that out of the film that is
now one of the greatest movies ever. But well, you know,
I've just got far too much time on my hands
(19:21):
at the moment. So I did a little bit of
work and I've put together something which which is just
going to show what the movie could have actually sounded
like if they went with the original script.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies
of the North, General of the Felix Spegions, loyal servant
to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my
olive in the slave.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
For the next I know, a twenty second build up
for a half a second joke.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You know, I'm all for it. Would joined by a
great man with another great hypothetical.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
It was a hypothetical.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
It's a hypothetical, Joel's hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We love these jeels. It's the highlight of my week,
that is for sure.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Welcome mate, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What is a last what's that? Mate?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Oh no, it's just thunking in.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I appreciate it, and I appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
We're not actually paying you, so it's okay, it's all right.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I actually have something to bring up about that you
want to be paying for you? Yeah, no, no. On
the first time I came on the show, yeah, I
was promised a red Roosta voucher.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Did you never get your red rooster voucher?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Never haven't had red rot I've never had red rust
in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I make there jawls dropping outside. That is outrageous.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I promise you, mate, we have got the best people
on that right now.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You will have your red rooster a Vancher by the
end of the weekend.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
No, don't worry about it. I'm feeling passive aggressive.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You can just hold that over us. That job, all right, mate,
greg into you hope with any then?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
All right? All right, So your your best friend has
just died.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I guess for you too.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
That's a bit of a challenge. But yeah, your best
friend's just died, and he's got two million in the
will for you. Yeah, but he's decided to sit you
up and if you accept the two million, all your
internet history becomes accessible to everyone since since since you started,
you know, your internet journey, which usually starts out pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, So this is so
when you say it gets released like this is like
world news.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So so everyone around the world can click on my
Internet history.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Yeah, I'm going I'm going will and Woody and I'm gone,
and like you know, it's probably categorized by most interesting,
the least interesting.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And categories canes because I was kind of relying on
the fact that it was just going to be too
much information and people are like, geez, that's boring. I
can't be on the shifting through. But categorizing really kills
me in this right out.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Where are you okay? Where are you?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I was thinking more about where you are maybe I think,
you know, we just live in a space where this
has happened. What are you I mean, what are you
most worried about? I mean, I can table a couple
for you. Sidney Sweeny is going to be out there
and in all sorts of forms for you. And you know,
there's probably some very weird searches in and around, you know,
dietying and a few other fetishes that we can't sayd
(22:40):
on the radio. But at the end of the day, mate,
you know, once people know that you spend fifty percent
of your time looking at Sydney Sweeney and gut trends,
who cares it's out there.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I appreciate you just talking about my history in this part.
That's lovely, So I get my two million bucks now,
I was under the impression that the Netflix show Bridgeton
was meant to be a period drama, But it turns
out last night, as they released a six minute sex scene,
the show dipped into the territory of science fiction as
far as I'm concerned, because.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
No one.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is going for six minutes in like a standard midweek
set up.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, that's the qualification.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You need to say earlier, because I'm going to be honest, mate,
I have lasted more than six minutes before.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like, there has been occasions.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I'm talking to holidays here, the marathon man himself on holidays,
on holidays and weekends and special occasions, maybe anniversaries, maybe birthdays.
You and I both know that six minutes can be
you know, can be beaten. But I would I would
agree with you midweek when time is tight. You know,
we're both we're both parents of young children. You know
(01:09):
time is incredibly tight, and you're thinking to yourself, I
wouldn't mind watching an episode of Colin from Accounts. So
if I'm going for longer than six minutes in the bedroom,
all of a sudden, I'm eating into my Colin from
Accounts time. And no one wants to be like that
efficiency is key will when life is so busy.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think you're right. I think I think efficiency is
part of it. And you know, obviously these days you're
both tired, so you don't want to get to the
end of the night and you know, and be falling asleep.
So you know, we're talking about a standard midweek chicken
casse role on the simmer bit of pre footy show
going on at the moment. There are still toys on
the floor from the day, kid crying in the other room,
sort of set up, right, that's what we're talking about.
That's less than six minutes. But last night on Bridgeton,
(01:46):
as we're about to find out from junior producer Analyse,
they put a six minute sex scene on the television. Analyse,
I mean, you were one of the vapid millennials who
stayed up to binge this thing? What did you? I mean,
did you what did you think of it?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Absolutely, without giving any spoilers, it was hot. It was hot.
So I guess what happened was this couple who have
been like longing for each other for three seasons. We've
been waiting for them for three seasons. And we get
into part two, which was released last night of Bridgeton
(02:20):
and then all of a sudden there is like some
serious tension happening.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I don't want to give you way attention to
one side, because I mean it does sound interesting and all,
but like, are you only watching?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Can?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I I mentioned this before? Are you only watching the
show for the sex scenes? Because that's the impression that
I'm getting off every pretty much every woman that I
speak to about this, because every because let's face it,
I mean I spoke about this before. You know, male
porn addiction is obviously a thing, but this is where
women are getting there fixed the world over the age
of over, Like are you because I feel like that's
that's the only thing that this show has going for it.
(02:52):
The acting is not great and the outfits a nice
let's be honest, but that's about it.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
No, the storyline is very good. I mean the sexy scene.
The sexy scenes are like a bonus, you know, like
it's kind of like fifty Shades of Gray, Like the
plot's really good.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm sorry, Shades of Gray, you are only watching fifty
Shades of Gray to watch the sex Actually said to
me that she reckons the most recent season there wasn't
enough sex, would you?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well this six minutes? Yeah, the six minute scene was
actually the double the amount to compensate with double the
amount that was in the first part of the series.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I feel like, and why do you think this one
went for so long? Because six minutes on screen for
a scene like that feels excessive.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, well, it helps develop the characters. I mean, let's
not get too nerdy here, but.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Like, shut up enough characters like character development in.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Silence. No more character development.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
You got to come in here and talk about it
and you blew it, just like that chick probably did
last night. Now, look what I'm going to do Woods
on thirteen one was six ' five. There was a
low blow, but it was a Friday. It's low hanging fruit.
What we're going to do on thirty one and six five?
Because whether or not you watch bridgishit or not, I
do think we all have an opinion on this, and
that is a six minute as like a standard for
(04:14):
how long that should go for is too long and
I don't think that. I think they've got a responsibility
to the public, particularly given the number of young women
who are watching a show like that, to impress upon
them what is realistic. And I just think, as we've
discussed woods, six minutes is too long. You were even
saying beforehand in the song that you were going to
get your partner Mimon to joke with her about the
(04:35):
fact that you've never been in around the six minute mark.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's why I said to her this morning.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And she's of the opinion that we always go for
like way longer than six minutes, So I mean it
works for me. Clearly, her internal head clock is right off.
Think she thinks we're going for a very, very long
time every time.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And it's almost a bad thing for you, though, isn't it,
Because the expression time flies when you're having fun, it
obviously feels like it goes for a lot longer.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Punishment, it's like, oh god, when will it end? When six?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
You watched it one of those shows, but you don't think, oh,
come on, that's not one of those shows. Man, it's
not it's.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Not hang on, let me explain. You don't think it's
You don't think you're gonna like it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
You're like, I'm not going to like this, bridgeton, And
then your partner's watching it and you're watching over a
shoulder and all of a sudden you're absorbed, whereas there
are some great love triangles in there and it gets intense,
well it.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Does, okay, all right, well, look I won so last
night obviously there was a we're talking about the fact
that they played a six minute sex scene in Bridgington,
which you know, whether you're into the love triangles that
are going on there, whether or not you know they're
tolstoy esque or not, that the reality is they played
a six minute sex scene, and you know, Woods and
(05:47):
I were talking off there about how the fact that's
a misrepresentation of what it is in reality, and there
are a lot of young, impressionable women watching that show,
and I think that they're setting the bar far too
high for as we said, what is a mid week
sort of a setup And as I said, that's kind
of like a you know, you're having takeaway, you've probably
both had a big day. It's just six minutes, just outrageous,
I personally, and I think we all need to be
(06:08):
honest with each other. And I know there's a lot
of men joking about the fact that they don't go
for very long, and there's a lot of women joking
about the fact they're doing shopping lists in their head,
and I get all the banter when you get past
the band to guys, is six minutes too long? Is
that just not happen? Let's go to Georgia, Georgia? What
do you reckon?
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I reckon ten minutes at least.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Jesus every time Georgia. Every time. You expect more than
ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Oh yeah, you just got to make the most of it.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Like everyone's busy these days. You got to do it
when you can do it, make the most of it,
have fun.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, but ten Like it's not about making the most
of it that really, it's almost like you're making too
much of the most of it anyway. Roneld Is called
on thirty one oh six five. I'm really trying to
delicately walk around what we're talking about here, And that's
as close as I could get. Ronalder, I'm thirty one
oh six, let's let's let's talk. Is six minutes as
(07:04):
like a standard for a midweekmo He.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Guyes are kidding yourselves. You either want it or you
don't want it. Half an hour minimal.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, Jens Cross, Yeah, midweek?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Maybe maybe me and my husband are just weird. But
it's like, six minutes isn't worth getting your clothes off?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Or you're telling me that your husband on a midweeker
Wednesday night, casserole on the boiled child screaming on the
other in the other room, he gets two tickets to
the Shark fin in for half an hour. Yelp, Jesus,
Natalie is called thirty one O six five. I don't
know where you're at with this, Woods, but this is
(07:44):
knocking my socks off.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well, my thing is what I'm getting confused about now,
is her internal body clock?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I just think a lot of people are saying these numbers,
how many people are actually time in it? Because mim
seems to think we go for more than six minutes.
I think it's always under five. So I I don't know.
I just don't know how accurate these head cans out.
Let's go to Natalie though, Natalie, what are your thoughts
on six minutes?
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Is your way off? I've been with my partner for
fourteen years and I can guarantee you we go at
least forty five minutes each time. Shut up, honestly, I'm
dead sert serious. You've got to get the fun at
the start as well.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, okay, this is will be inclusing, are we Yeah,
that I agree with.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
But the end part is at least I would go
twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Ye, But hang on, hang on, Natalie, Natalie, I think
you've just you've just kind of convoluted the debate a
little bit here because all of a sudden, you're talking
about introducing Charlie, but we're talking about exclusively spearing the
bearded clam. So like I feel like you're you know,
you're just mixing things up a little bit. We're just
talking about just exclusively planting the passnip, right, that's just
(08:54):
that nothing else before that.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Definitely at least twenty five, yes, twenty five twenty minutes,
that's that bit right there.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
So she's come down twenty minutes there, so she's staying
the whole the whole gambit is forty five minutes, but
planting of the pasty is about twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Like would you stretch before that?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Like tw Yeah, it's a great question.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Twenty minutes of aerobic exercise that's sometimes high intensity. I mean,
injuries can happen there will it's going to Sam. Now though, Sam,
what are your thoughts.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
Look for science fiction in Bridgitta. Isn't the fact that
he went to six minutes. It was the fact that
it was her first time and she has an orgasm.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Woods and yesterday your mom, Will you try to get
your mom to reveal a secret on the show.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Swill and Woody's Secret Week.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, I didn't really expect this to get so intense.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Well, but my mom said something at the playground a
couple of days ago when I had to hang with her.
Her and my dad and my daughter were all hanging together.
She said something just right off. If I'm being honest
and I just got an inspiration of Secret Week, you
know mom would be happy to reveal what she said
(10:11):
at the playground.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And this was her response, Oh yes, I heard.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
It saying that on the radio?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Or are you sign you as my son? Wow? You
if you put that on the radio?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
What if if?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
And when we have a second child, the middle name
will be Melissa. If you say what you said on
the seesaw, I don't care.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Wow, what do you trust me?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
It is not appropriate?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, Melissa, what about one hundred dollars red roost? About
you happy to give you?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
You said a million dollars cash I'll take it.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I thought we'd get her with the red roost about you.
Unfortunately not. But look what we heard at the start
of that audio. Was my dad confirmed mean that he
heard what she said?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yes, I.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Now, well I think dad is our way in.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh, there's no doubt he's the rat that we need
to put in the trap. I mean he and we
know that he loves cheese, cookies amongst free things. Yes,
I mean he's the most amenable rat I reckon on
the planet.
Speaker 5 (11:28):
This guy.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
We're going to be able to get him with free
tickets to something? Can I just ask something? I realized
just then. So we're getting your dad to try and
reveal the secret, right, yes, okay, you also know the secret?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Right I'm not doing it though I can't the audio.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Isn't this just I know I heard that. I heard that,
but I just it just kind of dawned on me
then where I was like, hang on, what he also.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Knows this secret?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
So right now, what we've got is you've just got
a Mexican standoff between two men who are terrified of
the same woman.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes, which is which is pretty much family getting for us,
to be honest.
Speaker 8 (12:09):
I know, I know, that.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I know that, but you're getting on the front foot
to make your dad accountable.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
First, that is one happening.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Are going to a one hundred dollars red rooster voucher
in his face to dry and get him to do it?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So what are we What are we actually dangling in
front of him? I think the red rooster, the red
rooster voucher. Obviously he'll fall for that.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I'm up.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm able to throw down a couple of red roost
of vouchers. The guy's a cheap ass and he loves food.
So I feel like, hell, get I Steve.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
My guys, how you you didn't hear any.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
No, I heard nothing. I heard nothing.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Perfect. That's great, you're on air. You've got Will and
I here.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
First question is if Mum is in the current vicinity.
Just say hi, Greg, let me go to another room.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
She's not okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 5 (13:01):
Get about the high Greg, it's too complicated for me.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Sure to think about it. She's not here.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So look, yesterday we were trying to extract what Mum
said on the seesaw when she was doing that with
my daughter, your granddaughter. It's secret week. I know you're
a supporter of the show. Would you be willing to
tell Australia what she said on the sea.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Saw I love life?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
No way?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I mean, are you serious?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
But Dad, you and I both know she doesn't listen
to the radio show. I think I think we can
get away with one here. If you're just willing to
put the body on the line here and repeat what
she said.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
She won't hear it.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Aliones would cease wood if it's ever got out. And
I feel very, very uncomfortable about this, and I'm trying
to weigh it up advantages versus the disadvantages. Five minutes
of I'm on your radio program? Is it worth twenty
years of misery in our real lives?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
With a long sentence? It is a long sentence that
you'll be facing. What if we sweetened the deal for
you a little bit? So I appreciate that you said there,
it's just a five minutes of fun on the rain.
You're talking what if what if we dangled a one
hundred dollars red rooster V out of your way?
Speaker 5 (14:20):
That's not going to cut Yeah, fair enough, that's the
best you can do, Bud.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
What well have we got will that we can throw
in a will and woody mug. Let me just go
to the showcase here. Hey, we've got to sign Jack
Black poster and a copy of the new Kung Fu
Panda four.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Okay, it's really impressive, really impressive, but I still signs boys.
I mean, I'd like to I'd like to participate in
your show. I like doing it. But I crossed this
line as I said their lives would be over in Sea.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
We'll be able to get you like a safe house
or something, Steve. I mean if you were revealing to
you know, turn in the secrets and then come in.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Terrible.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
It was a terrible. It's quite a shock when she
said it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, oh right, oh yeah really Okay, can I ask, like,
what sort of genre does it sit in?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Horror?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
It's horror, Yeah, horror, it's definitely horror. It's definitely har
I've lived in this family for thirty five years. I
know than anyone what you're talking about. As far as
the punishment that we would receive for a Villian said secret.
I do feel like Australia now needs a secret though,
and I can give you time to think about this.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Is there a secret about Mum that you would be
willing to reveal? On the radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Gee, you'd have to give me a little bit of time.
I had to for obvious reasons. I don't want to
make sure that it's not going to be the incrimination
is not going to be overpowering.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Sure, christ you two were talking about the furor in
Nazi Germany.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Right now, you've got the weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I won't let you down. Boys, I won't let you down.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Thanks, Steve. I appreciate that your work. If you go
missing at some stage next week, we know exactly what's happened.
So I have an adventurous spirits.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Yeah good, I'll prove it. I'll prove it.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
I'm surprised you still have any spirit after that long
in that marriage. Great to hear me said, this show
is produced, there are a bunch of evil, insidious people
who sit behind laptops and stare at us in this
glass box, and they pull strings and they hurt us,
(16:42):
and they say things that will harm us. It's all
in the vein of trying to make the show sound better.
But at the end of the day, would they are
the cork on the bottle of some great ideas that
never quite reach the show? And so on a Friday
we have contractually carved out an Ireland for ten minutes
where we get to take over the airwaves for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
We take our life now.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, usually we both throw ideas at each other, but
we had a chat during the song just before and
we've both agreed that the idea that I wanted to
do that the producers absolutely hate is absolutely the one
we want to talk about. Yes, and it's our favorite
person in the world. It's about Russell Crowe and.
Speaker 11 (17:28):
It's about why he's spoken today for the first time
ever about why he absolutely hated the first draft of
the script for the movie Gladiator.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Oh wow, okay, right.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Okay, now, producer l Jane, I didn't know that. I
didn't know that, by the way, exactly, so it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Obviously Australia wants to hear why he hated the first
draft of the script. I love Russell, You love Russell
L Jane anymore. Why wasn't this put straight into the
radio show because nobody cares up of thirty years ago
in a script that we got the film.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Strong argument, strong words.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
But this is freedom Friday, so we get to do
whatever the blundy hell we want, and hopefully some people
do care about.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
A movie that was made fifty years ago.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
So well, he did this interview with GQ, was like
and asked me anything, and I think the question was
just like, did you did you always love Gladiator?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Did you know it was going to be a banging movie?
And he basically said no.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
The first script was actually really crap, and he wanted
to say no.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
And this is why gladiators in the Arena would occasionally
take on endorsements for products and stuff like olive oil
and everything.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So in the original script of Gladiator, Maximus would promote
olive oil after his fights.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So what brought to you bright brand power?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What do you mean exactly?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So he'd be like he'd have an epic fight and
then be walking in the streets with olive oil, selling
olive oil to make a bit of money on the side.
So obviously Russell saw that and was like, that is
just the worst thing I have ever seen. So thankfully, yeah,
they did take that out of the film that is
now one of the greatest movies ever. But well, you know,
I've just got far too much time on my hands
(19:21):
at the moment. So I did a little bit of
work and I've put together something which which is just
going to show what the movie could have actually sounded
like if they went with the original script.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies
of the North, General of the Felix Spegions, loyal servant
to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my
olive in the slave.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
For the next I know, a twenty second build up
for a half a second joke.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You know, I'm all for it. Would joined by a
great man with another great hypothetical.
Speaker 8 (20:12):
It was a hypothetical.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
It's a hypothetical, Joel's hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
We love these jeels. It's the highlight of my week,
that is for sure.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Welcome mate, Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
What is a last what's that? Mate?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Oh no, it's just thunking in.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I appreciate it, and I appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
We're not actually paying you, so it's okay, it's all right.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I actually have something to bring up about that you
want to be paying for you? Yeah, no, no. On
the first time I came on the show, yeah, I
was promised a red Roosta voucher.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Did you never get your red rooster voucher?
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Never haven't had red rot I've never had red rust
in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I make there jawls dropping outside. That is outrageous.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I promise you, mate, we have got the best people
on that right now.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You will have your red rooster a Vancher by the
end of the weekend.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
No, don't worry about it. I'm feeling passive aggressive.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You can just hold that over us. That job, all right, mate,
greg into you hope with any then?
Speaker 8 (21:17):
All right? All right, So your your best friend has
just died.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
I guess for you too.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
That's a bit of a challenge. But yeah, your best
friend's just died, and he's got two million in the
will for you. Yeah, but he's decided to sit you
up and if you accept the two million, all your
internet history becomes accessible to everyone since since since you started,
you know, your internet journey, which usually starts out pretty crazy.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, okay, So this is so
when you say it gets released like this is like
world news.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
So so everyone around the world can click on my
Internet history.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Yeah, I'm going I'm going will and Woody and I'm gone,
and like you know, it's probably categorized by most interesting,
the least interesting.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
And categories canes because I was kind of relying on
the fact that it was just going to be too
much information and people are like, geez, that's boring. I
can't be on the shifting through. But categorizing really kills
me in this right out.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Where are you okay? Where are you?
Speaker 9 (22:19):
Well?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I was thinking more about where you are maybe I think,
you know, we just live in a space where this
has happened. What are you I mean, what are you
most worried about? I mean, I can table a couple
for you. Sidney Sweeny is going to be out there
and in all sorts of forms for you. And you know,
there's probably some very weird searches in and around, you know,
dietying and a few other fetishes that we can't sayd
(22:40):
on the radio. But at the end of the day, mate,
you know, once people know that you spend fifty percent
of your time looking at Sydney Sweeney and gut trends,
who cares it's out there.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I appreciate you just talking about my history in this part.
That's lovely, So I get my two million bucks now,
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