June 18, 2024 • 29 mins
- Pranking Woody's Dad For The 1000th Time
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- Battle Of The Gens
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
We are ranking my dad once again, Will, and it's
to do with the fact that Jerry Seinfeld is here
in Australia. So I haven't told you this, Will, but
basically producer LJ who's actually here in the studio with
me right now, you had tickets to go and see
Jerry this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's right, and you can.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No longer make it to the Seinfeld show this weekend.
So you're effectively speaking to the team and saying, does
anyone want two tickets to Seinfeld? I said to you
that my dad's actually quite a big fan of Seinfeld,
so maybe he'd want the tickets. So I messaged Dad
saying that the tickets are worth two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Do you want them?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you want to go and see Seinfeld this weekend?
Dad said, bloody oath lock me in. Sounds great, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now I haven't spoken to Dad since that conversation. That
conversation was yesterday, but I just thought it'd be a
little bit funny today to give Dad a call following
up on these Seinfeld tickets, except I'll say to him, hey, Dad,
we're still good for those Seinfeld tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So two hundred and fifty bucks. Eat, so five hundred
bucks all.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Up because he thinks right now, it's two hundred and
fifty for four yes, right.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Which is already a lot for the big.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Guy hates pockets.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
He hates reaching into them, he hates everything about him.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
There.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
When you told me that he said, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Willing to pay two hundred and fifty bucks, that you're right, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Huge, which is Fair's value.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not trying to rip him off, but now I'm
trying to rip.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So again.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When I call Dad now and effectively say that the
price is doubled, He's going to crack it right, And
I'm pretty sure he's going to be like, no, I'm
no longer interested.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And here's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
While I'm having this conversation with Dad where he's basically
saying he's not going to pay five hundred bucks, we
found a website that does a voice generation of Gerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Can you play a little bit of Jerry? Now, Tommy,
how dare you Steve? How tight are you?
Speaker 8 (02:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So, while I'm having this chat with Dad, I'll eventually say, oh, Dad,
that's really awkward because Jerry Seinfeld has been listening to
the whole thing, and then we'll get that voice generated
Jerry Seinfeld to start teasing Dad.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So that's the plan. Yeah, let's Blundy go for it.
I reckon, we can do it. Hello, hey Dad, Hey
you going twitty? What a good?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Good? Just calling quickly to follow up on the Seinfeld
tickets for this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh yes, yes, yeah, you're still keene.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yes, absolutely, So it's the.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Elch told me it's actually the five o'clock matinee performance.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I think it's perfect. That's better for old people.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh amazing. Okay, well.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It makes you want to give you someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No no, no, no no. I can't make it. No one
else in the team can make it. So that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I think the best thing to do would be
to just I'll send you lj's bank details, yep, and
you can send her the five hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yep, yep, no problem. Oh right, it's five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah it was. It's two hundred and fifty dollars for
each ticket.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh, for each ticket. Oh, I thought it was too
fifty four to for two. I'd better just check that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sorry, Sorry, I thought I thought I thought I said
it was two fifty each.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
In the message, but I might have said it wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, no, no, it's two hundred and fifty each.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, I'm not that Oh I've got a friend.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's all right, dad.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So you you wouldn't be willing to pay five hundred
That's totally fine because you can find someone else.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Well, look see if she can, because mum's not that keen.
She didn't know who Jerry Seinfeld was. Yeah, okay, but
if she can't. But yeah, sorry, no, it's probably me misinterpreting.
That's all I thought. One and twenty five buck said,
you know that half showed. But if look, if you
(04:25):
can offlow to someone else said to be there.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, Dad, this is this is a little bit awkward.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Jerry Seinfeld has been listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And are you joking me?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, I'm a world class comedian. Surely I'm worth five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh my god? Is it it's you? Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How dare you? Steve? How tight?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Are you very tight?
Speaker 9 (04:52):
She don't you don't know me?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Things are in Australia.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
No, seriously, Will.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And Woody got you again. I'm a robot. Hey, what's
the deal. With robots.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
A damn it, I just I cannot believe you keep
falling for this stuff time.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's too easy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's too easy.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That just was an insight into my tartment the White Law.
I'm the belly public.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my goodness, so good, so good.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I've been done by a robot three times on the show, I.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
Can't trust anyone anymore. I haven't left the house because
I look at himiously.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Hey Steve, it's olj Do you still want the tickets?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
El Joe.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
No coffee is strong here in the Netherlands, And that's
where I'm broadcasting from Woods for the next couple of weeks,
visiting semi over here. And obviously we came over with
Max as well, and we palmed her off to her
(06:42):
grandparents over the weekend. Now I spoke about this yesterday,
but and just before the song actually, But I don't
know if anyone else experiences. I'm really happy to say
that everyone else on the team. There's been a lot
of other people on the team who are like weak
and empathize will. But there was this moment when we
got rid of Max, and we had all the fun
things that you naturally do when you get rid of
a kid together, which is, you know, obviously have sex
(07:04):
and then.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Have a few drinks.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But then we woke up the next morning and we
were like, Eh, this feels weird.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
And that's kind of what I want to talk about now.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Is this time together with your partner when you haven't
seen each other for a while can feel really foreign.
And that might not necessarily mean just time away from
your kid. That might mean that they live overseas, maybe
they work five fo maybe they just have to stay
away from you for a couple of days a week
for whatever reason. The way I analogized that yesterday was
(07:38):
like the first day of school after you've been on
summer holiday. You kind of get back to school and
you see all these kids and you're like, it's like
your brain's telling you, I remember that there was something here,
I just don't know how to get into it. Or
it's like when you bump into an old friend that
you haven't seen for a while, it's like there's a blockage.
There's something. Intellectually you know that it works, but there's
(08:00):
something stopping you from kind of like dropping into the
flow of it, and it can be really hard to
find you groove and so anyway, we kind of were
at this blockage and it was really hard to agree
on what we were going to do. I mean, that
was the first That's always the first warning bell for
me with Semini as always like, okay, neither of us
are compromising here.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
We're not giving anything.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
So she had this great idea where she was like,
why don't we just go one for one. Let's just
take the conversation out of it. Let's not try and
agree on anything. I'll just choose to do something. You
have to come along with that.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You then choose to do something. I will then just
have to come along with that.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
And we just took all the talk out of it,
and it made the day wonderful. It was it actually
made us work and it was funny. I spoke to
lj Our, senior producer here on William Woody, and she
said that she spends probably a week away from you know,
Meggie at a time, her partner Elgent And you said,
you guys actually ended up in a similar sort of solution.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Elch.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, Well, well, you spend time away and you come
together and you sort of romanticize that it's going to
be amazing, and it puts so much pressure on each
other to come up with something or do something, and
you're not really in the same headspace. So our solution
is literally on a fighting arut. W and I get home,
a couple of beers are in the fridge, We order
repeat them, and we sit down and watch the footy
and we just sit together.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's it. It quite cleverly lowers the bar, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You're so right because that anxiety that you feel is
that you want it to be perfect. It needs to
be this perfect coming together because we've missed each other.
And genuinely, you keep using the metaphor of going back
to school will, which is so true because with school
you're nervous. You're like, I haven't seen this, but I'm
so excited to see them. I think it's actually a
sign that your relationship's in a good spot if you
do this, because you're like, I'm so pumped to see them,
(09:44):
I'm so excited to talk to them. But then when
you're in there, you do get mental block. That's the stress.
It's like comes a stressful situation.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Well, I almost feel as if there's like a bit
of self protecting going on as well, because you know,
naturally you're not. Your mind's always going to want to
protect you. And so if you haven't seen someone for
a while and they haven't made you feel safe, which
they can't do immediately, it's almost like you go whole,
I'm not sharing. I'm not going to be the first
to be vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Screw that.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
So you both have your walls up and then you're
both kind of like trying to play this chess game.
You're trying to figure each other out. And it's funny.
LJ was saying that they sit there and watch the
foot and they don't try and talk. Because I was
talking to our boss AB recently. He was saying one
of the things that he and his partner Ash do
is he found they just found themselves playing cards because again,
it just it just takes out the conversation. It's like,
(10:36):
let's not try and talk through this because that talking
is failing. There's something, there's some other way that we
need to hang out where we're not conversing because talking
is doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And I feel like everyone I don't.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Know, maybe I'm living in a bit of a bubble here,
but I feel like everybody listening right now can empathize
with this. Feeling of not seeing your partner for a while,
not having hung out together one on one for a while,
and having to navigate that really awkward few moments, few hours,
few days together. And I just thought what we could
(11:12):
do right now, because you know, sharing is caring?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Third six five.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Does anyone else have a way that they get through
those moments? Like, is there a way that you massage
that time together?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'll throw one more in there, and I want to
say make it very clear that responsibly, of course. But
mem and I we drink together, like if we haven't
seen each other for a while, a couple of drinks
and we're we're getting along like a couple of bloody troopers.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
It's funny how quickly it happens, right like it's it's
it's like a nervous twitch.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You're both like, well, geez, we need to drink obviously.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, and then the night's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But again, responsibly, we we very responsibly.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
One an hour a kind of.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Amazing, like okay, one an hour, yeah, sure, one every
hour and two in the first hour, one every hour
after that month.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
All right, one six five.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I want to hear you, guys, how do you get
through that have anyone else got a practical solution with
getting through that awkwardness or do you just experience it
and you want to come and share and yell on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's Will and Woody.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
We're increasing our international audience one listener at a time.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Again.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
After bombing on the biggest radio show in the Netherlands, Woods,
I am back. We're going to have another crack at
that very shortly. Is our only listener, one of our
five only listens in the Netherlands is going to be
in this studio with me here in Amsterdam, very very shortly.
But speaking about being in Amsterdam here, one of the
confronting things, naturally is just catching up with sem again.
(12:36):
I haven't seen her for a very long time. We
palmed off Max over the weekend to her grandparents. We
had the first time together and like all moments that
are meant to be beautifully romantic, it was beautifully shit
until she came up with a great idea as to
how we could navigate that time together and it was awesome.
Now I really want to hear from some other people
(12:56):
about this, because after talking to the team about this
bunch of friends about this, it seems like every I
thankfully feel a lot better about this, because it seems
as if for everyone who's in a relationship, when you've
been apart for a long period of time and you
come back together, sure, you might have sex, you might
get drunk, that's kind of like riding a bike. That
(13:19):
feel like all the fun things, but then you kind
of got to figure out how to actually hang out again,
and you realize there was a whole bunch of very unwritten,
subliminal rules that you were both living by, and they
can be really hard to find, and it can be
really frustrating, and you can question everything really quickly.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
So I've asked people.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
To call on thirteen one O six five if they
have any other thoughts or even practical ways that they
kind of get through this patch. And that is obviously
beyond just getting wasted woods.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
But we do appreciate.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I don't know why you said said my name there.
I don't know why you said my name that.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Grace is called Grace. What do you your thoughts.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Get a get A Yeah, So I definitely think it
is a very common thing, because, yeah, I often speak
to my girlfriends about it with their partners as well,
and me and my partner really found. This is a
struggle of like, if you haven't connected with each other
for a while you come back together, you're almost just like,
how do we navigate the nuance again?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
You know?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
It's almost like that robotic ness in the relationships. So
what we decided to do is we sat down and
we wrote down it just a list of like different
dates and ideas or things that we like doing together.
We chucked it in a jar and we keep it
on a shelf in the house and whenever we get stuck,
we grab the jar and we just pull out something
(14:45):
and that's.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What we do.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
But it's really stuff like baking cookies or watching a
movie or The Rings trilogy or whatever it might be.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yes, God, the beacons are lit, Grace. That's a Lord
of the Rings reference. And a lot of love for
you right there, because that is a really really great idea, mate.
Thank you. You can have a will and woody mug
for that. That is brilliant. Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That so much. How good is that? I mean that
is really.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
What Sem kind of stumbled into as well, which is like,
we need to take decision making away from us right now,
we are not agreeing on anything.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Chuck at chuck, just chuck. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
In a jar.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'd take a secondary of that is to not criticize, right,
So that's something that Mim and I do with date night.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
We realized that I was getting very hesitant or nervous
to organize a date night because it was like, you're
not gonna like what I want to do. So one
of the rules that we have in our relationship is
if I organize something, even if it's a massive miss,
because sometimes it will be like I did take her
to a shopping center once and we went to.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Time Zone grilled and then we watched June two.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
But again at the end of that Previously she might
have been like, that was the worst night of my life,
but now she's like, no, I'm so proud of you
for organizing that. That's great. You know, next time, let
me change it up. But you know, woman, good job.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Have a think about it either, thoughts in the job.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
What are the chances is June two and Time Zone again?
Kate's called Hey Kate, Hey guys, Kate, we're talking about
navigating that early time when you see your partner. I
haven't seen each other for a while, what have you
got for us? Mate? We're loving these Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
So my financially lives in Fiji and we see each
other maybe like every three months, and one thing we
do to get over it is eat fried chicken.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Love it, Kate, just get nice Andrill Jenny producer Analysis
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Alone.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
It's Will and Woodies. Can you put some echo on this?
A j.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So Wilby, junior producer Analyse is in the studio now, and.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You are twenty three years old. Twenty three. We'll we're
in our mid thirties now. We are getting old.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
But don't speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm thirty four, dude, that's mid thirties.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Matey I me and you're late.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That's fair. I'll take late. I like the idea of
looking good for old. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We believe at thirty five that you know, we still
know what the youngies are into, but we also can
you know, touch on what the older is talking about.
We're the perfect age. So we think we're across all
celebrities or pop culture. Analyst thinks we've lost it. So
what we do here is we basically exchange celebrity names
or trends just to see if the others will know
(17:43):
who that is. Analyst, Do you want to kick things off?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I would love to kick things off. Okay, this one
I think you guys should know. Okay, Benson Boone, excuse me,
Benson Boone.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now we've I feel like we've thrown to that person
because I once said, oh no, I talked all over
the Boone man.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
What I said.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I was like, yeah, he's a singer. Singer, He's a singer.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
You know what song that he sings?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
No idea, but I yapped all over at one time
when I was trying to anchor.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on? Is he doing?
Is he doing country? Is he doing country?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wouldn't say it's country.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
But Michael Boone?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No funk? Is it funk?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
What do we call that a bit of soft rock?
What is it? Soft rock?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
A little bit of pop?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I would say, I give you that, Well done, guys,
I was not expecting you to have.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That huge wow.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, analytes, do you know who Rowan Atkinson is?
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes, mister been.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
One one trading blows here, guys. It's not.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Like mised to be. How do I not know? Mister bean?
I would be embarrassed if.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, that's fair enough anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Perry Edwards, uh, Pip Edwards's sister was going out with
Michael Clark. Sorry, you would just dropping out a lot there,
big fellow. What were you saying.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
All?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You sound like a robot. I'll take this, big fan.
That's great. Who is the name again, Perry Edwards?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, I think it's she was previous. She's she's fashioned,
she's a fashion designer and she was dating Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
No, you're wrong. She is a member of Little Mix
and she sings our favorite song. Okay, that's a I'm
not sure if we've got Will will me and we've
lost Will. Okay, he was my he was my strong point.
(20:02):
You knew he wouldn't know any that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I am better than Okay, Analys. Next one here, Jesse McCartney.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Singer Beautiful That song beautiful Girls, not beautiful Girls, Mum.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I can't remember it.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
It's something my girl or something pretty much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I have another one.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Nicola coglanar Mark Coughlan was a early two thousands footballer.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It's Mark's wife. It's lady whistled down from Bridgington.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm over in the Netherlands for the next couple of
weeks visiting Sam and her family Woulds, and we are
seeing this beautiful family trip as a tax deduction. Obviously,
hence it has to be a business opportunity to.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Build our international audience.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
The twenty million Dutch people woulds, thirty seven of them
listened to Willam Woody. We figured out that thirty two
of those are Sam's family, so there are five. There
are five Dutch listeners in the Netherlands. Now, look, yesterday
I bombed on the biggest radio show in the Netherlands
(21:36):
trying to promote the show. We've re huddled, we've regrouped,
and we've decided that the best form of marketing is
going to be word to word or mouth to mouth.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I think they call it.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'm sorry, I keep saying word, I keep saying.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Get it together, We'll get it together.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Sorry, sorry, business business mode.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Get back in there. Will I've been talking too much
in Dutch. They're very literal, They're very literal. So Woods,
I have today one of the five Dutch listeners in
the studio with me here in the Netherlands. Dan is
our only Dutch listener and the only one.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
No, you're not the only one.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Putting you guys around to my friends and showing them
you really yea, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Dan.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Do your friends like our stuff as well?
Speaker 12 (22:32):
Yes? I think it's really funny.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I also don't because I was thinking about, like.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
How did I find you guys? I am a lot
on Instagram reels and I believe I found you there.
And of course the whole Rick story calling you yes,
you guys. Knew that was going to come back, and
at one point I.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Just yeah, strikes again.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
I think I even like once on a Sunday, I was, Okay,
now you're gonna left. I was doing a bustle. I
normally do puzzles, just to make that clear, and I
just put you guys on for the whole day and
my goal was to finish the puzzle, and I was
just lefing hearing all all the things that you do
and from Spotify whoa repeats.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, So it's good to know that we're good entertainment
during puzzles. That's a good way to sell our podcast.
So what sort of stuff do you do? You like
that we do?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Does anything else come to mind?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Outside of Rick pranking this show For a couple of
months in a row. Is there anything else that comes
to mind that you really enjoyed that we did for me.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
It's just that it's always so random and you guys,
like you can see you guys are having so much
fun and a little bit about me, like I'm a
finance manager. I'm becoming head of finance next month. Wow,
So that sounds really boring. I can tell you I do.
It does sound very boring. I always need to explain
to everybody when they ask when like, what do you do?
(23:53):
I'm a finance manager, but not the typical Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I show up the work. I want to have fun.
I'm the first one that goes to the bar Friday
two o'clock and make expression with teenage football company. Wow,
that's the finest amounager. I am.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Captain Poop. Pence reached out to Dan and was like, look.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Dude, you're one of the five people we've got here
in the Netherlands listening to the show. And Dan was like, yeah, bugger,
like I'll come by.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That was on the way to work for me.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
So he's just swung in here and I am.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm so chuffed.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I mean, we had a lot of speculation last night
as to what our you know, first international listener in
the studio would look like and be like, it's a.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Normal guy, everyone.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
He's normal, he's a fun he makes espress on my
teen he's a talk.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We want.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
I like to have fun and listen to you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I'm so happy, I think.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
The next question from me then is I think only
like five people listen to us in Holland, and that
is very very low. So Will and I were wondering,
I think the best way to spread a show is
through word of mouth. Would you be open right now
in calling maybe even one of your employees or something
employee or friend or partner if you've got them, calling
(25:10):
them and basically saying you need to listen to Will
and Woody.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I will definitely do that. Who do you know who's
awakedn is a good question. At twenty past seven in
the morning, I have one friend here.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
We go that might be a week because she normally
is in the office leg before nine.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Okay, how far her off is from her? She doesn't
know that I'm here. Amazing as far as I remember.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Tick tick, so we could happy to give it a try.
These are normal friends, that's fine, and just be like
that's good. Hey, babe, what are you doing anyway to work?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
In half an hour, willwood is on.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Do you listen to Willamuddy? I think you should. I
can do it, and then you can just tell her
why we're so good. That sounds great? Eyeah.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
I was just randomly Coller, I love you, really surprised
health and do you speak to her?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
So the real story is weird. It's like you hooked up. Yeah, okay, wow.
We normally don't complicated. It's complicated, and this is why
I love this guy. He's putting his complicated relationships show.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Why man, maybe say that if you're comfortable, maybe say like, hey,
I'm let's trevis continue.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Unless you listen to Will and Woody.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
I will see how the conversation and his buddy already
I think just a giggle, just a giggle, all right,
good luck, good luck, my god, so much better.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I love you, Dans.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Hey, babe, Hey did I wake you up?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Oh, I'm so so sorry. So I was just wondering, like,
in half an hour to Will Woody shows on, which
is really funny, and.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I just need to say the human.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Sorry, oh, because I'm already like in my head for
the work and at work I was speakingly so great.
So I just wanted to recommend that, like today, when
you go to work, you really need to listen to
will Woody because they're really funny.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's a radio show from Australia.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
Okay, yeah, you promise me you're gonna do that. I'll
get it. Maybe all right, Sorry that I woke you up.
You are actually on will Woody right now.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
It's in Hello Hello, Oh babe, you're on.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
The radio right now.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh she hang up. Perfect. I was not loving it.
Love of listening, guys, I can't belave it. I've got
another one in the bag.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
I have.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
Yeah, I have some explaining to see. She's not gonna
be happy.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I just just the bit of the start, Dan, but
thank you dad. The bit of the start was she
just to translate ever, and she goes, why are you
speaking English? And he goes, I'm to work up, just
warming up my English for the offer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Smoothed Dan.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
That was very said, and then she and then he
said can you speak English?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
She said no. She was definitely love having this.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
And the funny thing is she literally lived like five
minutes that way. Mind you show.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
After go over there you get to take some flowers.
We'll pay for your flowers from the willd What do
you account?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Can I shake your hand? You're a great man. What
a guy, What a guy. Our first international listener, love you.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Dan has definitely put a nail in somebody else not
listening to us, and I'm definitely going to go feat
one committed one guys, that's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What a guy. Tether money, Hope you having a great
drive home. Kiss,
We are ranking my dad once again, Will, and it's
to do with the fact that Jerry Seinfeld is here
in Australia. So I haven't told you this, Will, but
basically producer LJ who's actually here in the studio with
me right now, you had tickets to go and see
Jerry this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's right, and you can.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
No longer make it to the Seinfeld show this weekend.
So you're effectively speaking to the team and saying, does
anyone want two tickets to Seinfeld? I said to you
that my dad's actually quite a big fan of Seinfeld,
so maybe he'd want the tickets. So I messaged Dad
saying that the tickets are worth two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Do you want them?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Do you want to go and see Seinfeld this weekend?
Dad said, bloody oath lock me in. Sounds great, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now I haven't spoken to Dad since that conversation. That
conversation was yesterday, but I just thought it'd be a
little bit funny today to give Dad a call following
up on these Seinfeld tickets, except I'll say to him, hey, Dad,
we're still good for those Seinfeld tickets.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So two hundred and fifty bucks. Eat, so five hundred
bucks all.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Up because he thinks right now, it's two hundred and
fifty for four yes, right.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Which is already a lot for the big.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Guy hates pockets.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
He hates reaching into them, he hates everything about him.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
There.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
When you told me that he said, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Willing to pay two hundred and fifty bucks, that you're right, that's.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Huge, which is Fair's value.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm not trying to rip him off, but now I'm
trying to rip.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So again.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
When I call Dad now and effectively say that the
price is doubled, He's going to crack it right, And
I'm pretty sure he's going to be like, no, I'm
no longer interested.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And here's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
While I'm having this conversation with Dad where he's basically
saying he's not going to pay five hundred bucks, we
found a website that does a voice generation of Gerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Can you play a little bit of Jerry? Now, Tommy,
how dare you Steve? How tight are you?
Speaker 8 (02:05):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
So, while I'm having this chat with Dad, I'll eventually say, oh, Dad,
that's really awkward because Jerry Seinfeld has been listening to
the whole thing, and then we'll get that voice generated
Jerry Seinfeld to start teasing Dad.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
So that's the plan. Yeah, let's Blundy go for it.
I reckon, we can do it. Hello, hey Dad, Hey
you going twitty? What a good?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Good?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Good? Just calling quickly to follow up on the Seinfeld
tickets for this weekend.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh yes, yes, yeah, you're still keene.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yes, absolutely, So it's the.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Elch told me it's actually the five o'clock matinee performance.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
I think it's perfect. That's better for old people.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh amazing. Okay, well.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
It makes you want to give you someone else.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
No no, no, no no. I can't make it. No one
else in the team can make it. So that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I think the best thing to do would be
to just I'll send you lj's bank details, yep, and
you can send her the five hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Yep, yep, no problem. Oh right, it's five hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah it was. It's two hundred and fifty dollars for
each ticket.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh, for each ticket. Oh, I thought it was too
fifty four to for two. I'd better just check that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Sorry, Sorry, I thought I thought I thought I said
it was two fifty each.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
In the message, but I might have said it wrong.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, no, no, it's two hundred and fifty each.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, I'm not that Oh I've got a friend.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
It's all right, dad.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
So you you wouldn't be willing to pay five hundred
That's totally fine because you can find someone else.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Well, look see if she can, because mum's not that keen.
She didn't know who Jerry Seinfeld was. Yeah, okay, but
if she can't. But yeah, sorry, no, it's probably me misinterpreting.
That's all I thought. One and twenty five buck said,
you know that half showed. But if look, if you
(04:25):
can offlow to someone else said to be there.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Okay, Dad, this is this is a little bit awkward.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Jerry Seinfeld has been listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
And are you joking me?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, I'm a world class comedian. Surely I'm worth five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh my god? Is it it's you? Is it?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How dare you? Steve? How tight?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Are you very tight?
Speaker 9 (04:52):
She don't you don't know me?
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Things are in Australia.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
No, seriously, Will.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
And Woody got you again. I'm a robot. Hey, what's
the deal. With robots.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
A damn it, I just I cannot believe you keep
falling for this stuff time.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
It's too easy.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's too easy.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That just was an insight into my tartment the White Law.
I'm the belly public.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh my goodness, so good, so good.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Every time.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I've been done by a robot three times on the show, I.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
Can't trust anyone anymore. I haven't left the house because
I look at himiously.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Hey Steve, it's olj Do you still want the tickets?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
El Joe.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
No coffee is strong here in the Netherlands, And that's
where I'm broadcasting from Woods for the next couple of weeks,
visiting semi over here. And obviously we came over with
Max as well, and we palmed her off to her
(06:42):
grandparents over the weekend. Now I spoke about this yesterday,
but and just before the song actually, But I don't
know if anyone else experiences. I'm really happy to say
that everyone else on the team. There's been a lot
of other people on the team who are like weak
and empathize will. But there was this moment when we
got rid of Max, and we had all the fun
things that you naturally do when you get rid of
a kid together, which is, you know, obviously have sex
(07:04):
and then.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Have a few drinks.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But then we woke up the next morning and we
were like, Eh, this feels weird.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
And that's kind of what I want to talk about now.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Is this time together with your partner when you haven't
seen each other for a while can feel really foreign.
And that might not necessarily mean just time away from
your kid. That might mean that they live overseas, maybe
they work five fo maybe they just have to stay
away from you for a couple of days a week
for whatever reason. The way I analogized that yesterday was
(07:38):
like the first day of school after you've been on
summer holiday. You kind of get back to school and
you see all these kids and you're like, it's like
your brain's telling you, I remember that there was something here,
I just don't know how to get into it. Or
it's like when you bump into an old friend that
you haven't seen for a while, it's like there's a blockage.
There's something. Intellectually you know that it works, but there's
(08:00):
something stopping you from kind of like dropping into the
flow of it, and it can be really hard to
find you groove and so anyway, we kind of were
at this blockage and it was really hard to agree
on what we were going to do. I mean, that
was the first That's always the first warning bell for
me with Semini as always like, okay, neither of us
are compromising here.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
We're not giving anything.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
So she had this great idea where she was like,
why don't we just go one for one. Let's just
take the conversation out of it. Let's not try and
agree on anything. I'll just choose to do something. You
have to come along with that.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
You then choose to do something. I will then just
have to come along with that.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
And we just took all the talk out of it,
and it made the day wonderful. It was it actually
made us work and it was funny. I spoke to
lj Our, senior producer here on William Woody, and she
said that she spends probably a week away from you know,
Meggie at a time, her partner Elgent And you said,
you guys actually ended up in a similar sort of solution.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Elch.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, Well, well, you spend time away and you come
together and you sort of romanticize that it's going to
be amazing, and it puts so much pressure on each
other to come up with something or do something, and
you're not really in the same headspace. So our solution
is literally on a fighting arut. W and I get home,
a couple of beers are in the fridge, We order
repeat them, and we sit down and watch the footy
and we just sit together.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
That's it. It quite cleverly lowers the bar, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
You're so right because that anxiety that you feel is
that you want it to be perfect. It needs to
be this perfect coming together because we've missed each other.
And genuinely, you keep using the metaphor of going back
to school will, which is so true because with school
you're nervous. You're like, I haven't seen this, but I'm
so excited to see them. I think it's actually a
sign that your relationship's in a good spot if you
do this, because you're like, I'm so pumped to see them,
(09:44):
I'm so excited to talk to them. But then when
you're in there, you do get mental block. That's the stress.
It's like comes a stressful situation.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Well, I almost feel as if there's like a bit
of self protecting going on as well, because you know,
naturally you're not. Your mind's always going to want to
protect you. And so if you haven't seen someone for
a while and they haven't made you feel safe, which
they can't do immediately, it's almost like you go whole,
I'm not sharing. I'm not going to be the first
to be vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Screw that.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
So you both have your walls up and then you're
both kind of like trying to play this chess game.
You're trying to figure each other out. And it's funny.
LJ was saying that they sit there and watch the
foot and they don't try and talk. Because I was
talking to our boss AB recently. He was saying one
of the things that he and his partner Ash do
is he found they just found themselves playing cards because again,
it just it just takes out the conversation. It's like,
(10:36):
let's not try and talk through this because that talking
is failing. There's something, there's some other way that we
need to hang out where we're not conversing because talking
is doesn't work.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
And I feel like everyone I don't.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Know, maybe I'm living in a bit of a bubble here,
but I feel like everybody listening right now can empathize
with this. Feeling of not seeing your partner for a while,
not having hung out together one on one for a while,
and having to navigate that really awkward few moments, few hours,
few days together. And I just thought what we could
(11:12):
do right now, because you know, sharing is caring?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Third six five.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
Does anyone else have a way that they get through
those moments? Like, is there a way that you massage
that time together?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I'll throw one more in there, and I want to
say make it very clear that responsibly, of course. But
mem and I we drink together, like if we haven't
seen each other for a while, a couple of drinks
and we're we're getting along like a couple of bloody troopers.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
It's funny how quickly it happens, right like it's it's
it's like a nervous twitch.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You're both like, well, geez, we need to drink obviously.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, and then the night's amazing.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
But again, responsibly, we we very responsibly.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
One an hour a kind of.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Amazing, like okay, one an hour, yeah, sure, one every
hour and two in the first hour, one every hour
after that month.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
All right, one six five.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I want to hear you, guys, how do you get
through that have anyone else got a practical solution with
getting through that awkwardness or do you just experience it
and you want to come and share and yell on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
It's Will and Woody.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
We're increasing our international audience one listener at a time.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Again.
Speaker 6 (12:15):
After bombing on the biggest radio show in the Netherlands, Woods,
I am back. We're going to have another crack at
that very shortly. Is our only listener, one of our
five only listens in the Netherlands is going to be
in this studio with me here in Amsterdam, very very shortly.
But speaking about being in Amsterdam here, one of the
confronting things, naturally is just catching up with sem again.
(12:36):
I haven't seen her for a very long time. We
palmed off Max over the weekend to her grandparents. We
had the first time together and like all moments that
are meant to be beautifully romantic, it was beautifully shit
until she came up with a great idea as to
how we could navigate that time together and it was awesome.
Now I really want to hear from some other people
(12:56):
about this, because after talking to the team about this
bunch of friends about this, it seems like every I
thankfully feel a lot better about this, because it seems
as if for everyone who's in a relationship, when you've
been apart for a long period of time and you
come back together, sure, you might have sex, you might
get drunk, that's kind of like riding a bike. That
(13:19):
feel like all the fun things, but then you kind
of got to figure out how to actually hang out again,
and you realize there was a whole bunch of very unwritten,
subliminal rules that you were both living by, and they
can be really hard to find, and it can be
really frustrating, and you can question everything really quickly.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
So I've asked people.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
To call on thirteen one O six five if they
have any other thoughts or even practical ways that they
kind of get through this patch. And that is obviously
beyond just getting wasted woods.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
But we do appreciate.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I don't know why you said said my name there.
I don't know why you said my name that.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Grace is called Grace. What do you your thoughts.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
Get a get A Yeah, So I definitely think it
is a very common thing, because, yeah, I often speak
to my girlfriends about it with their partners as well,
and me and my partner really found. This is a
struggle of like, if you haven't connected with each other
for a while you come back together, you're almost just like,
how do we navigate the nuance again?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
You know?
Speaker 10 (14:24):
It's almost like that robotic ness in the relationships. So
what we decided to do is we sat down and
we wrote down it just a list of like different
dates and ideas or things that we like doing together.
We chucked it in a jar and we keep it
on a shelf in the house and whenever we get stuck,
we grab the jar and we just pull out something
(14:45):
and that's.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
What we do.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
But it's really stuff like baking cookies or watching a
movie or The Rings trilogy or whatever it might be.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Yes, God, the beacons are lit, Grace. That's a Lord
of the Rings reference. And a lot of love for
you right there, because that is a really really great idea, mate.
Thank you. You can have a will and woody mug
for that. That is brilliant. Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
That so much. How good is that? I mean that
is really.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
What Sem kind of stumbled into as well, which is like,
we need to take decision making away from us right now,
we are not agreeing on anything.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Chuck at chuck, just chuck. What you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
In a jar.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'd take a secondary of that is to not criticize, right,
So that's something that Mim and I do with date night.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
We realized that I was getting very hesitant or nervous
to organize a date night because it was like, you're
not gonna like what I want to do. So one
of the rules that we have in our relationship is
if I organize something, even if it's a massive miss,
because sometimes it will be like I did take her
to a shopping center once and we went to.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Time Zone grilled and then we watched June two.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
But again at the end of that Previously she might
have been like, that was the worst night of my life,
but now she's like, no, I'm so proud of you
for organizing that. That's great. You know, next time, let
me change it up. But you know, woman, good job.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
Have a think about it either, thoughts in the job.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
What are the chances is June two and Time Zone again?
Kate's called Hey Kate, Hey guys, Kate, we're talking about
navigating that early time when you see your partner. I
haven't seen each other for a while, what have you
got for us? Mate? We're loving these Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
So my financially lives in Fiji and we see each
other maybe like every three months, and one thing we
do to get over it is eat fried chicken.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Love it, Kate, just get nice Andrill Jenny producer Analysis
in the studio.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Alone.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
It's Will and Woodies. Can you put some echo on this?
A j.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So Wilby, junior producer Analyse is in the studio now, and.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You are twenty three years old. Twenty three. We'll we're
in our mid thirties now. We are getting old.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
But don't speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I'm thirty four, dude, that's mid thirties.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Matey I me and you're late.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
That's fair. I'll take late. I like the idea of
looking good for old. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
We believe at thirty five that you know, we still
know what the youngies are into, but we also can
you know, touch on what the older is talking about.
We're the perfect age. So we think we're across all
celebrities or pop culture. Analyst thinks we've lost it. So
what we do here is we basically exchange celebrity names
or trends just to see if the others will know
(17:43):
who that is. Analyst, Do you want to kick things off?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I would love to kick things off. Okay, this one
I think you guys should know. Okay, Benson Boone, excuse me,
Benson Boone.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Now we've I feel like we've thrown to that person
because I once said, oh no, I talked all over
the Boone man.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
What I said.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I was like, yeah, he's a singer. Singer, He's a singer.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
You know what song that he sings?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
No idea, but I yapped all over at one time
when I was trying to anchor.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on? Is he doing?
Is he doing country? Is he doing country?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wouldn't say it's country.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
But Michael Boone?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No funk? Is it funk?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
What do we call that a bit of soft rock?
What is it? Soft rock?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
A little bit of pop?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I would say, I give you that, Well done, guys,
I was not expecting you to have.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
That huge wow.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, analytes, do you know who Rowan Atkinson is?
Speaker 11 (18:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes, mister been.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
One one trading blows here, guys. It's not.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Like mised to be. How do I not know? Mister bean?
I would be embarrassed if.
Speaker 12 (19:02):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, that's fair enough anyway.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Perry Edwards, uh, Pip Edwards's sister was going out with
Michael Clark. Sorry, you would just dropping out a lot there,
big fellow. What were you saying.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
All?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
You sound like a robot. I'll take this, big fan.
That's great. Who is the name again, Perry Edwards?
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, I think it's she was previous. She's she's fashioned,
she's a fashion designer and she was dating Michael.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
No, you're wrong. She is a member of Little Mix
and she sings our favorite song. Okay, that's a I'm
not sure if we've got Will will me and we've
lost Will. Okay, he was my he was my strong point.
(20:02):
You knew he wouldn't know any that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I am better than Okay, Analys. Next one here, Jesse McCartney.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Singer Beautiful That song beautiful Girls, not beautiful Girls, Mum.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
I can't remember it.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
It's something my girl or something pretty much.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I have another one.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Nicola coglanar Mark Coughlan was a early two thousands footballer.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
It's Mark's wife. It's lady whistled down from Bridgington.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
I'm over in the Netherlands for the next couple of
weeks visiting Sam and her family Woulds, and we are
seeing this beautiful family trip as a tax deduction. Obviously,
hence it has to be a business opportunity to.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Build our international audience.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
The twenty million Dutch people woulds, thirty seven of them
listened to Willam Woody. We figured out that thirty two
of those are Sam's family, so there are five. There
are five Dutch listeners in the Netherlands. Now, look, yesterday
I bombed on the biggest radio show in the Netherlands
(21:36):
trying to promote the show. We've re huddled, we've regrouped,
and we've decided that the best form of marketing is
going to be word to word or mouth to mouth.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I think they call it.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'm sorry, I keep saying word, I keep saying.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Get it together, We'll get it together.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Sorry, sorry, business business mode.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Get back in there. Will I've been talking too much
in Dutch. They're very literal, They're very literal. So Woods,
I have today one of the five Dutch listeners in
the studio with me here in the Netherlands. Dan is
our only Dutch listener and the only one.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
No, you're not the only one.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Putting you guys around to my friends and showing them
you really yea, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Dan.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Do your friends like our stuff as well?
Speaker 12 (22:32):
Yes? I think it's really funny.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I also don't because I was thinking about, like.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
How did I find you guys? I am a lot
on Instagram reels and I believe I found you there.
And of course the whole Rick story calling you yes,
you guys. Knew that was going to come back, and
at one point I.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Just yeah, strikes again.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
I think I even like once on a Sunday, I was, Okay,
now you're gonna left. I was doing a bustle. I
normally do puzzles, just to make that clear, and I
just put you guys on for the whole day and
my goal was to finish the puzzle, and I was
just lefing hearing all all the things that you do
and from Spotify whoa repeats.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Okay, So it's good to know that we're good entertainment
during puzzles. That's a good way to sell our podcast.
So what sort of stuff do you do? You like
that we do?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Dan?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Does anything else come to mind?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Outside of Rick pranking this show For a couple of
months in a row. Is there anything else that comes
to mind that you really enjoyed that we did for me.
Speaker 12 (23:31):
It's just that it's always so random and you guys,
like you can see you guys are having so much
fun and a little bit about me, like I'm a
finance manager. I'm becoming head of finance next month. Wow,
So that sounds really boring. I can tell you I do.
It does sound very boring. I always need to explain
to everybody when they ask when like, what do you do?
(23:53):
I'm a finance manager, but not the typical Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I show up the work. I want to have fun.
I'm the first one that goes to the bar Friday
two o'clock and make expression with teenage football company. Wow,
that's the finest amounager. I am.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Captain Poop. Pence reached out to Dan and was like, look.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Dude, you're one of the five people we've got here
in the Netherlands listening to the show. And Dan was like, yeah, bugger,
like I'll come by.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That was on the way to work for me.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
So he's just swung in here and I am.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I'm so chuffed.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I mean, we had a lot of speculation last night
as to what our you know, first international listener in
the studio would look like and be like, it's a.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Normal guy, everyone.
Speaker 6 (24:34):
He's normal, he's a fun he makes espress on my
teen he's a talk.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We want.
Speaker 12 (24:42):
I like to have fun and listen to you guys.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I'm so happy, I think.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
The next question from me then is I think only
like five people listen to us in Holland, and that
is very very low. So Will and I were wondering,
I think the best way to spread a show is
through word of mouth. Would you be open right now
in calling maybe even one of your employees or something
employee or friend or partner if you've got them, calling
(25:10):
them and basically saying you need to listen to Will
and Woody.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I will definitely do that. Who do you know who's
awakedn is a good question. At twenty past seven in
the morning, I have one friend here.
Speaker 12 (25:23):
We go that might be a week because she normally
is in the office leg before nine.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Okay, how far her off is from her? She doesn't
know that I'm here. Amazing as far as I remember.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Tick tick, so we could happy to give it a try.
These are normal friends, that's fine, and just be like
that's good. Hey, babe, what are you doing anyway to work?
Speaker 5 (25:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
In half an hour, willwood is on.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Do you listen to Willamuddy? I think you should. I
can do it, and then you can just tell her
why we're so good. That sounds great? Eyeah.
Speaker 12 (25:57):
I was just randomly Coller, I love you, really surprised
health and do you speak to her?
Speaker 4 (26:03):
So the real story is weird. It's like you hooked up. Yeah, okay, wow.
We normally don't complicated. It's complicated, and this is why
I love this guy. He's putting his complicated relationships show.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Why man, maybe say that if you're comfortable, maybe say like, hey,
I'm let's trevis continue.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Unless you listen to Will and Woody.
Speaker 11 (26:27):
I will see how the conversation and his buddy already
I think just a giggle, just a giggle, all right,
good luck, good luck, my god, so much better.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I love you, Dans.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Hey, babe, Hey did I wake you up?
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:49):
Oh, I'm so so sorry. So I was just wondering, like,
in half an hour to Will Woody shows on, which
is really funny, and.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I just need to say the human.
Speaker 12 (27:03):
Sorry, oh, because I'm already like in my head for
the work and at work I was speakingly so great.
So I just wanted to recommend that, like today, when
you go to work, you really need to listen to
will Woody because they're really funny.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It's a radio show from Australia.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
Okay, yeah, you promise me you're gonna do that. I'll
get it. Maybe all right, Sorry that I woke you up.
You are actually on will Woody right now.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
It's in Hello Hello, Oh babe, you're on.
Speaker 12 (27:45):
The radio right now.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Oh she hang up. Perfect. I was not loving it.
Love of listening, guys, I can't belave it. I've got
another one in the bag.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
I have.
Speaker 12 (27:58):
Yeah, I have some explaining to see. She's not gonna
be happy.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I just just the bit of the start, Dan, but
thank you dad. The bit of the start was she
just to translate ever, and she goes, why are you
speaking English? And he goes, I'm to work up, just
warming up my English for the offer.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Smoothed Dan.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
That was very said, and then she and then he
said can you speak English?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
She said no. She was definitely love having this.
Speaker 12 (28:33):
And the funny thing is she literally lived like five
minutes that way. Mind you show.
Speaker 6 (28:39):
After go over there you get to take some flowers.
We'll pay for your flowers from the willd What do
you account?
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Can I shake your hand? You're a great man. What
a guy, What a guy. Our first international listener, love you.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
Dan has definitely put a nail in somebody else not
listening to us, and I'm definitely going to go feat
one committed one guys, that's all that matters.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What a guy. Tether money, Hope you having a great
drive home. Kiss,
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