April 12, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Who says, hey, whoa, hey naz I'm adding to my
own clap.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh yeah, I announced myself on that. That's you don't
get a guy? No, But I've never known how else
to do it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
But every time I'm doing and I'm like, I've got
to figure this out because they can hear me saying,
make some noise from them?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Who's saying?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And that's me?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Obviously?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Do you talk yourself up?
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Though?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Are you a three time award winner from the comedy Online?
Speaker 7 (00:37):
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I've got multiple fake accounts. I'll comment on my own page.
Is this the realness? Who's saying? And I'm like, yeah,
it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Wow, But you're so tough. How do your muscles fit
on the keyboard? That's very kind of you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I got it. You can get specially made.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But anyway, surely you had a warm up guy, like
an intro guy for the g Q the awards hosted.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
That's what you hosted that race?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, that's yeah, the thing is yeah, it's yeah, it's huge.
I'm a big deal.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Is what I would say?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is my.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think I got I think here's a bit of
here's a bit of industry.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, this is possibly.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The most beef I ever had with anybody famous. One
of the hemsworth You know, Luke Hemsworth was there at
the event.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Sorry, and with one of the Hemsworths, and then go
down to Luke.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Right, Yeah, well it was actually so I was got
so will Smith's daughter, Willow Smith, was the only direction
I got was don't make fun of Willow Smith of
her parents, because you know she's our special guest. I
don't have they paid for it to come down. I
was doing all the jokes about people who are.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
There in the room. I was like, Hemsworth here tonight,
not that one, the other one.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Anyway, everyone laughed at her heart it's Luke giving up
for Luke and.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Then Paul Luke.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
He's got a real celebrity here tonight. We've got Willow Smith. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
She then stands up, but she's like interacting me, like
yelling at me, but in like.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I love you you are, I love your energy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I was like and everyone was sort of like laughing,
and I was just told not to And all I
had in my head was I'm getting heckled by will
Smith's daughter as I'm hosting an award time.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Surely I can say something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But then I looked at like the editor guy and
he was just like, that's a real celebrity, Luke, all right,
see anyway, then he made a couple more jokes about him,
but then he had to come up to present an award.
Before he came up, I said, now this next guy
who's presenting an award, I'm actually a massive fan of him.
All the jokes I've said, you know, that's just in jest.
He's a really great guy. He's bigger in real life
(02:32):
than I thought. Give it up for Lukemza. He comes out,
he goes, yeah, thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Nas.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I'm not sure you can say that. You've got
a series on Netflix that's losted a few seasons of something.
He was basically started pumping himself up, trying to be funny.
I guess I don't know if at Landa I couldn't
really hear.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And then he goes, then he said he was a
bit snarky, and then he presented his thing. He came off,
and then later I was like, oh, hey, Luke, thanks
for taking those jokes real well, you know, so far,
you know, pushing too far, too far, And he goes,
I found it a bit weird that you're making fat
jokes about me, you know, I thought that was probably
a bit fubby, and I could take a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're a comedian.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I was like, fat jokes because yeah, before I came on,
you call me fat. I was like, no, no, no, I said,
you're bigger, like you're tough, like you're a strong You're.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
As I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You called me fat anyway, so I thought we'd resolved them.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I then posted some photos of the of the awards
on my socials on Instagram and the caption was like,
you know Willow Smith blah blah blah, and I was like,
and the hem's were.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I just repeated the joke. I said, yeah, you're not
that one of the hard one.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
He replies something like he made some joke about me
at my expense, Like I also didn't find your account
and tag you or something I tagged the wrong a.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Basically I apologized, Yeah, look, to be honest, it's gone nowhere.
I'm going to go to Byron Baye to do a
show in about a month, yes, and you can know
where he goes to get his coffee, so I might
try and hang around there.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
What's the plan change his milk in his coffee or something.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
How do you call a paparazzi up to be like hey,
something can go down.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I think he just call them, you just find them.
We actually were good for my career, you.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Like, like, get it some husaying gets in a fight
with the Hemsworth that could be saying, I'll be commenting
on well, he's actually a very famous comedy quite big, muscular,
probably now a bit.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
But we just need someone to tip off the Daily
Mail and say that apparently Nazim Hussein is going to
be going to this cafe to punch on with a Hensworth.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, yeah, Luke Emsworth doesn't like him and his is
going to confront him about that and say, hey, man,
can't you take a joke? What was with your snark
Instagram comment? You know, I thought we resolved this immediately
after the show.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
All the people to have beef with, I feel like
Luke Hemsworth is a really good one.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's a good one too.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He's not too famous, he's accessibly famous. Absolutely everyone knows
he reads his notifications. Because I tagged someone else, actually
that's it. I tagged another person and then he oh,
you couldn't be bothered tagging the right one or so
he got. Really, someone would have told, Heyluke, to crack
at you online that guy that fat shame dude, it's cool,
(05:00):
you've got the face part magic.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I chose not to remember your name either.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
With the with the rolling eyes of major, so like
that's pretty up.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That is actually like a rolling eyes emojive. So you're
going to punch him in front of his cafe.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know, just something to just kind of revive
our careers a little.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
That's what you need. A good beef.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You get like like a David Gindel and Kerry Packet,
James Packets.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Not a bit. See how good their careers are. And
look at him now, look at him now.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, it's huge news for the games in Paris twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Yes, three hundred thousand condoms are going to be provided to.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
The game's village, which is.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huge because they had a band obviously are they the
intimacy band in Tokyo? Because the COVID thing so exactly
right and ordinarily you know they you know, they're yeah,
they're we're at it like rabbits in the village and
I think everyone knows that.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Yeah, but the question I have will is are they
at it like rabbits during international chess tournaments?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That is why chess can I say, I feel like
this is you know, this is funny because you're assuming no,
did you not watch the queen's gambit?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
That was an absolute incredibly sexy That is actually why
I'm calling the organizers of.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You concern for them. Absolutely nice guys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's good to see that the that the athletes are
being protected, but are the are them athletes?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
That's the big question?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Exactly right? Will the chess heads?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
So the Melbourne International Open is going to be happening
shortly in Australia. Is it quite seriously exciting?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And you're going to ask the organizer if he's providing
anything is for the players?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Pretty much?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
To put it simply, so, I'm going to ask a
few normal questions first, a few normal chess questions, standard
chess questions, Yeah, you know, like is do you provide pens?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Do you do you provide pens in pavor?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
I don't really know chess, but I did look up
my fee day rating. It's your chess rating and minds
v days stand for Dona, but mine's twenty one hundred.
I'm going to drop that in conversation. I'm sure the
person will be very impressed.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So I'm called.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
I'm going to go called Walter, who's an organizer of
the international.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And make sure your chess band is good, because he's
gonna smell it out like chess people.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
No chess people love check. Give me a chess term.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Rook, queen castle, porn, porn, many pawns. All right, let's
do it.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'm ready. Hello.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Hi, this is Rick manas Colling. I'm just calling from
the Chess Association of Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
How are you going.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I'm good, Thank you? How are you really really good?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
I'm super super excited about the open coming up shortly.
I was just wondering if you're the man to talk
to about a couple of questions of I.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Am the man talk to you about everything?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
What awesome?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Well, I've got a couple of guys coming over for
the open. I'm not playing I did back in the day.
I have a few day raidden of twenty one hundred.
I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
And you don't want to jump in and hunt for
a GM normal or anything.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Look, I don't think so I said I've I said,
I've put the pieces down. I told my wife and
family that because I tend to get a bit of
white line fever when it comes.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
To the board.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
So just coaching, just coaching.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
But a couple of questions I've got just about the
guys that I'm flying over accommodation.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I'm not very familiar with Melbourne. It's it's raw. Do
you have any accommodation?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Yeah, so on the website there's a tabs for accommodations
fifteen percent discounts. That's why I'm putting up all my
gms and IMS and stuff, and so there should be
some cheaper options. It just kind of depends on what
the budget is for it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
That's that's awesome, just on the website there.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Second one, will you guys be providing notepads? I recommend
to my guys just making notes during the match. I
know some tournaments we've gone to they do provide notepads,
and just wondering if you're providing notepads and pens.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
We're providing all the score.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Sheets, score sheets, yeah, okay, school sets.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
So we're doing all the sheets, but like we can't
have people taking other notes during the game or anything.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Of course, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, but but scort scorre sheet throughout story we provided.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, sorry, Yeah, score sheets awesome.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Great, So I'll just make a note here not to
bring our own score sheets. So and again, there are
some tournaments we've all we've played in there are some
time limits between each move, just confirming, are they going
to be time limits at the Open?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
No, there's no times between each move. It's just a
set ninety minutes plus thirty seven the usual.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, awesome, Okay, that's unreal.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
And finally here a couple of my guys get get
it pretty excited after a big win in the I'm
just trying to do the right thing as a coach.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Will the tournament be providing any condoms at all?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Okay, okay, not a problem. That's that's just a blanket.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
No.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't know if the whole is on that
actually just and I think I think most hotels generally
provide that stuff anyway, So anyone that's flying and has
accommodation would be able to organize it pretty easily.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
So so hotel's the best the best place to get
condoms from.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
I would assume so, but otherwise you can buy them anywhere,
like it's pretty standard.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
And yet so I saw the Olympic Village announced today
that they're providing I think it was three hundred thousand condoms,
and I'd just like to be able to, you know,
pre tournament, during tournament, just you know, check them a
couple of condoms here and there, just to make sure
they're doing that.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Yeah, no, that's not a problem at all.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Okay, unreal, Well, thank you for all your time, Walter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Your chest chat was so shit. I think it was
quite taking note bad you mean scor sheet and.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Then effectively that explaining as well, do you realize that
with the time of thing, it's basically like you calling
like the professional swimming competition and being like, oh so
we're running with a fifty meter pool.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He was just trust just to make sure standardized international competition.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
And that's what I was making sure with my question.
He get those questions all the time, Walter. He wouldn't
get the condom question though. I ended up just explaining
to me where I can buy conduct.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Just advice, good stuff. Feeling Woods had.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
An extraordinary phone call yesterday from a man called David.
We were having a very very friendly, jovial chatting here
about what you do when you're in a bathroom and
you're doing twosies and you hear someone coming to the cubicle,
Like do you heart it out? Do you try and
rush out of the door because no one wants the
awkward moment where you see the person. And then David
called and gave us this.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Story years ago. I got struck with earlier, ran to
the loop, realized I've gone into the leader to buy
a mistake to leave, and I stayed in there for
two and a half hours, so just before the building
lockedop mortified, and for five years later, I'm still mortified
by the memory of it.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
You can hear that he's still mortified by that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm surprised he's told it. Sounds like he has never
told the story before. He's you know, he you know
what I mean, Like it felt like a real confessional,
Like forty five years ago, I don't know, I don't
know if that guy's name is David.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Forty five years later, to be calling a radio station.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
He's finally cleansing his soul and what was obviously a
horrific incident for the poor guy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did you describe his diarrhea at the start? By
the way, can you strap drapless go again?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Years ago? I got stroplessless.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dropless diarrhea, Struck with diarrhea, struck with.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Anyway. I do think.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Strong because you get you do get struck with it.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, not stropless diarrhea. That's not a wordless trapless diary anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I do like the situation where, for what ever reason,
you are in a hiding position and then you can't
You're not struck with diarrhea, but for some reason you
can't come out of that hiding place. The only other
story I've heard where this has happened is a story
of our good friend Darren McMullin, who, when he was
(13:18):
a kid, he was playing hide and seeking his grandma
and grandpa's place. He liked to play a game where
he would hide from his grandma and grandpa when he's
been babysat by them. Anyway, he decided to hide under
his grandma.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Slightly traumatic, but yeah, well it gets traumatic.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
He decides to hide under his grandma's beard, and then
somehow that his grandma came into the bedroom and not
only did she get nude, but she started having going
for it with grandpa. So he decides in that moment
that he's just got to stay in the hiding position and.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Totally wild.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
But again, if you put yourself in his situation, you're like,
you have to stay with.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
The full lemon party. William thirteen one oh six five
is nothing worse.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah, you g own Graham pass swopping gravy.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
I've seen both of my grandparents. Maybe I haven't seen that. Yeah,
they opened up a zoom call once and they're both naked.
But that's neither here nor there. Thirteen one oh sixty
five is our number? Have you been in this situation before?
Why couldn't you come out of your hiding spot?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So's it's the full weddings in a funeral bit. It's
the going to go and hide in the closet. Something's
all of a sudden people don't know you're hiding. Yes,
and because they don't know you're hiding, they go and
do something which you shouldn't be watching. Yeah, and your
stuff can't you just got to sit there and deal
with it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, it's it's a great bit.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
If anyone else has got that story, I'd love to
hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Did you go and hide somewhere and then you couldn't
come out of your hiding spot. You're effectively trapped in
your hiding spot because of something after you started hiding.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yes, that takes place in front of you.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
This has been inspired by a man called David. Before
I play his audio from yesterday. Though, Like another example
that I've heard is this is a friend of mine.
He was in South Africa and he was on one
of those safaris and he went to go that there
was like a campsite.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
There's a portloo that you had to go to near.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
The campsite, right yep, he heard lions, oh wow, and
so lions were in the area.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
So rather than do the dash back to his tent,
he had to sleep in a portoloo for the full night.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
The guy heard it was in a toilet.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Was pretty much anyway, he was David yesterday for years ago.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I got stropped with thirtier, ran to the loo, realized
I've gone into the leader to buy a mistake, too
late to leave, and I stayed in there for two
and a half hours. So just before the building locked
up mortified, and forty five years later, I'm still mortified
by the memory of it.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Now, obviously we have a few more questions for David,
and graciously he has agreed to come back on the
radio show and revisit that traumake god years ago.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Boys, but David, welcome back, David.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Saying thank you, but don't remind me I voted too much.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Yeah, I'll try not to go too much into detail here, David,
because I do appreciate, as you said, that it still
impacts you forty five years later.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
It wouldn't be impacted. If it was impacted for forty
five years, I'd be dead.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
True, you have so you haven't had diary.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I have had all movements over the last forty five years.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Dad.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
So, David, what how if you you've obviously been struck
so badly with diarrhea that you were in such a
rush that that's why you barreled into the female toilet.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Right.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
I didn't run into the female toilet. I ran to
the nearest toilet. I started to open the gates of
hell and then realized that the walls the toilet were pink.
Suddenly my mistake was apparent to me. I heard some
people coming in chatting, which confirmed my diagnosis.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I just had to sit there waiting, and the whole
they would go. Every time someone left, someone else came in.
So I waited till the just before the building locked
up at night and snuck out on unseen And until
now I've managed to keep that secret to myself.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, So we were because I'm not sure if you heard,
but we were just throwing it around before, like, were
we the first people that David ever told? And so
the first the first people you've ever told that you
call in the radio station yesterday?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You were for for some reason, just when I heard
you talking yesterday, it brought all the memories flooding back.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Pete.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Helly is in the studio, Hey Will, Hey Woody, Hello mate.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It's great to see you both. And I was thinking
about you last night. Wood Is. I watched I'm a Celebrity,
just reminiscing. That's it.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's back one year on, Get me out of it.
It's our one year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Pete.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, I've been stuck into jungle for a month. So
you did watch it? With your wife last night.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I did watch it on slight delay. There was a
bit of what's that group messaging from a jungle family
from last year going on, which I was. I didn't
really partake it because I was late. I went to
the NBL final last night, game three, and got home
and watched it, and yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Was tell us about your week, Pete.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
When I saw Uncle Frank is good, he says the same, perfect. Yeah,
got a dental appointment coming up soon. That's it. I
won't go too much into that. Nothing serious, nothing that
got some gout.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
That's your first problem.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
The problem the current rators. Give me the prostate check and.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I so, did you have any Was it like kind
of therapeutic watching it for you guys or was it was?
Speaker 12 (19:20):
It was nice kind of revisiting how we were feeling
feeling leading into it and what was like that moment
where you are revealed or you know, and your camp
mats are revealed to you.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
So it was kind of fun. I still want to know, Like,
I'm not sure you right at the end because the
game seeing them where you're staying. But I'm like, who's
in my bed?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
My bed?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Who has your bed?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Beau? I think they have right at the end, so
I couldn't.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Quite cash who had it?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, right, but whoever is it? That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Was it triggering at all? I mean, was nostalgic, but
for your part as I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
We're just saying during the song, it was an interesting
perspective watching the show with our partners because they obviously.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Watched it totally different eyes.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Well, they watched it when we were in it, right,
and we already haven't had contact for three days. And
it's also knowing this is the only contact I have
with my partner.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You've seeing them on the TV. Yeah, And I always.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Said it was I think it was easier on us
than it was. Yeah. Our partners are left with life
to deal with kids and schools, you know, and all
of that. So we were like in this little fantasy land.
Where as much as it was as tough at times
not knowing and having that contact with our families, but
we could lean into it to each other.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, we had your you to build a community.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And it's kind of like that one way glass effect,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah? Absolutely, And and we we didn't have access to
the news.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, part.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Of it was actually kind of glorious.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah yeah, a bit of an f.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
You from Channel ten though, Pete.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
So a year after you were in the Jungle your icon,
I'm going to say you favorite person on this planet
Collinwood superstar Peter Daycos is invited into the Jungle a
year after you have done it.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I mean no disrespect, Adam Cooney, he knows how I
love him. I love your ads, but bloody Peter Dacos,
he was my child hero and to be honest, I
feel like, and in all seriousness, I love that I
got to spend time with the advice. I wouldn't I
wouldn't change anything, but but I was said, I love
you the school fundraiser the other night, he brings me
(21:31):
to his school fundraiser. No ways, may I'll do it?
Yeah yeah, no worries case it's a Thursday night. Yeah,
that should be right. And then I look, okay, you
mentioned that the Pis are playing that night, and okay,
I guess I'm traveling down Geelng and not for the
MCG on that night. Yeah, you do anything for your
jungle mates. This is the bond. There is the bond
that happens. But I do feel like I would be
(21:54):
handy in there right now, because I don't think a
lot of people know who Peter Dacos is in that jungle.
I'm not sure Sky knows the influence. I'm not sure
if she's across Peters stage videos?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
How is he? How is he going to go?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
They're they're the good conversations to watch though. Well, this
feels like a big ad advertisement for Channel ten right now.
I promises that we are going to talk about Pete's
comedy show.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Straight, we will, I am. I'm not lead until I do.
My ads had like so many football AFL fans around
him and then and those who were new enough so
we could really hammer home details and remember games. And
I'm not sure. Yeah, this is going to have to
offer that that stuff up himself, I think.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Which I don't think is the kind of thing that
he would do.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, he's a very humble guy. Peter Dacos has no
idea who is Peter Dagos.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I doing in the jungle with him right now?
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Don't worry about the lines and tigers are gonna get
moored by Pete.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Hell, but do we have any shower days. Let's look
about your comedy show.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Pete Helly gives zero flips. Yeah, I'm at the stage
of my life. I think we are just you know,
you care a little bit less. You know, you get
a bit older. I'm fifty next year.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Can you give an example of something that maybe you
used to care about but now.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Well, what I'll say is our test society's limits. Now,
you know. I used to always be a bit self
conscious about not getting people's way and all that and there. Like,
for example, I went to Coal's just today, but I
took my Wooley's bag with me. Oh wow, yeah, I
can't tell you. Yeah, I can't tell you. And the
staff were looking at me, thinking who is this cowboy?
(23:34):
And they're coming up their little walkie talkies up to
but they realized they can't do anything because technically I
haven't broken the lawn, but it's right on the edge.
And then I'll go to Baker's Delight. I just walked
down to Baker's Delight and I order a loaf of bread.
I said, you want a sandwich or toast slice? And
I said, make a toast slice. Even though I know, guys,
(23:55):
I'm using it for sandwiches and I know they suspect it.
They suspect it. Maybe there's something you're looking at eye.
There's a little grin that you've got. But they can't
do anything. It's past breakfast. Don't these spot checks. It's
(24:16):
not like COVID like in the dark days to come
around with you know, Blake and the fatigues. No, they
can't do spot checks, do they? These watches of lunchboxes?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Did you it?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Wins?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Again?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
We actually lived quite close to each other. Now, Pete,
I know there's the Cols Baker's Delight double. You must
go there every single just have.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
This little win. And they know that. I think they're
starting to look at their constitution, what they can what
they can do. And I have to say, I was
in an exit row recently and the plane on a
plane have you said an exit roy before?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I have?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I feel the pressure there. I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
A serious business these days, Yeah, but then you feel
you feel you feel week if you opt out. But
what I'm saying is I don't enjoy the flight becau.
I feel this is a lot of pressure on me.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
When I'm in, I give you a very serious talking
to it to the hand they get you in at Yes, Hey, guys, Okay,
a you physical, late, able and willing to help out
in the case of emergency, and always say yes because
I don't want to lose my seat. I like the
you know, I like the seat, and and but I'll
be honest. I'll be honest if if I'm on their
plane in an exit row, and you're on that plane,
(25:26):
and if there's a an emergency, there are no guarantees,
there are no guarantees. I'm there for the actual leg room.
I'll be honest. I was a comedian. I don't know
my last moments. We manual labor. That's not helping heavy
door anyway. I'm buddy. Opening that door is to get
extra legroom. That's the only reason I'm opening the door.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
People need a bit of a bit of light gear
when the plane's going down as well, you know, like
moon's low morales at an all the time bottom exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But I've also put the thought in like if you're
in that situation, all you have to do is just
be quiet like this, just like this, kick your noise
canceling headphones on your head. In the book, whatever you're doing.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
In an emergency, he's a black box.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
The black box that that only records audio. He doesn't
shoot video, so that what you could do is actually
yell out, oh why am I the only one helping?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
Hey, go and see Pete take it to his new show.
Pete Elliot gives your own flips of Out of the
Comedy dot com dot do you make?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Great to see you.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Thanks, thanks,
Who says, hey, whoa, hey naz I'm adding to my
own clap.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Oh yeah, I announced myself on that. That's you don't
get a guy? No, But I've never known how else
to do it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
But every time I'm doing and I'm like, I've got
to figure this out because they can hear me saying,
make some noise from them?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Who's saying?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And that's me?
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Obviously?
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Do you talk yourself up?
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Though?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Are you a three time award winner from the comedy Online?
Speaker 7 (00:37):
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I've got multiple fake accounts. I'll comment on my own page.
Is this the realness? Who's saying? And I'm like, yeah,
it's me.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Wow, But you're so tough. How do your muscles fit
on the keyboard? That's very kind of you.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I got it. You can get specially made.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
But anyway, surely you had a warm up guy, like
an intro guy for the g Q the awards hosted.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
That's what you hosted that race?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, that's yeah, the thing is yeah, it's yeah, it's huge.
I'm a big deal.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Is what I would say?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is my.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Sixty nine.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I think I got I think here's a bit of
here's a bit of industry.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well, this is possibly.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
The most beef I ever had with anybody famous. One
of the hemsworth You know, Luke Hemsworth was there at
the event.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Sorry, and with one of the Hemsworths, and then go
down to Luke.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Right, Yeah, well it was actually so I was got
so will Smith's daughter, Willow Smith, was the only direction
I got was don't make fun of Willow Smith of
her parents, because you know she's our special guest. I
don't have they paid for it to come down. I
was doing all the jokes about people who are.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
There in the room. I was like, Hemsworth here tonight,
not that one, the other one.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Anyway, everyone laughed at her heart it's Luke giving up
for Luke and.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Then Paul Luke.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
He's got a real celebrity here tonight. We've got Willow Smith. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
She then stands up, but she's like interacting me, like
yelling at me, but in like.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I love you you are, I love your energy.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I was like and everyone was sort of like laughing,
and I was just told not to And all I
had in my head was I'm getting heckled by will
Smith's daughter as I'm hosting an award time.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Surely I can say something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But then I looked at like the editor guy and
he was just like, that's a real celebrity, Luke, all right,
see anyway, then he made a couple more jokes about him,
but then he had to come up to present an award.
Before he came up, I said, now this next guy
who's presenting an award, I'm actually a massive fan of him.
All the jokes I've said, you know, that's just in jest.
He's a really great guy. He's bigger in real life
(02:32):
than I thought. Give it up for Lukemza. He comes out,
he goes, yeah, thanks for that.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Nas.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, I'm not sure you can say that. You've got
a series on Netflix that's losted a few seasons of something.
He was basically started pumping himself up, trying to be funny.
I guess I don't know if at Landa I couldn't
really hear.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
And then he goes, then he said he was a
bit snarky, and then he presented his thing. He came off,
and then later I was like, oh, hey, Luke, thanks
for taking those jokes real well, you know, so far,
you know, pushing too far, too far, And he goes,
I found it a bit weird that you're making fat
jokes about me, you know, I thought that was probably
a bit fubby, and I could take a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You're a comedian.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
I was like, fat jokes because yeah, before I came on,
you call me fat. I was like, no, no, no, I said,
you're bigger, like you're tough, like you're a strong You're.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
As I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You called me fat anyway, so I thought we'd resolved them.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I then posted some photos of the of the awards
on my socials on Instagram and the caption was like,
you know Willow Smith blah blah blah, and I was like,
and the hem's were.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I just repeated the joke. I said, yeah, you're not
that one of the hard one.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
He replies something like he made some joke about me
at my expense, Like I also didn't find your account
and tag you or something I tagged the wrong a.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Basically I apologized, Yeah, look, to be honest, it's gone nowhere.
I'm going to go to Byron Baye to do a
show in about a month, yes, and you can know
where he goes to get his coffee, so I might
try and hang around there.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
What's the plan change his milk in his coffee or something.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
How do you call a paparazzi up to be like hey,
something can go down.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I think he just call them, you just find them.
We actually were good for my career, you.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Like, like, get it some husaying gets in a fight
with the Hemsworth that could be saying, I'll be commenting
on well, he's actually a very famous comedy quite big, muscular,
probably now a bit.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
But we just need someone to tip off the Daily
Mail and say that apparently Nazim Hussein is going to
be going to this cafe to punch on with a Hensworth.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, yeah, Luke Emsworth doesn't like him and his is
going to confront him about that and say, hey, man,
can't you take a joke? What was with your snark
Instagram comment? You know, I thought we resolved this immediately
after the show.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
All the people to have beef with, I feel like
Luke Hemsworth is a really good one.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's a good one too.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He's not too famous, he's accessibly famous. Absolutely everyone knows
he reads his notifications. Because I tagged someone else, actually
that's it. I tagged another person and then he oh,
you couldn't be bothered tagging the right one or so
he got. Really, someone would have told, Heyluke, to crack
at you online that guy that fat shame dude, it's cool,
(05:00):
you've got the face part magic.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I chose not to remember your name either.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
With the with the rolling eyes of major, so like
that's pretty up.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That is actually like a rolling eyes emojive. So you're
going to punch him in front of his cafe.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know, just something to just kind of revive
our careers a little.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
That's what you need. A good beef.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You get like like a David Gindel and Kerry Packet,
James Packets.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Not a bit. See how good their careers are. And
look at him now, look at him now.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Well, it's huge news for the games in Paris twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Yes, three hundred thousand condoms are going to be provided to.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
The game's village, which is.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huge because they had a band obviously are they the
intimacy band in Tokyo? Because the COVID thing so exactly
right and ordinarily you know they you know, they're yeah,
they're we're at it like rabbits in the village and
I think everyone knows that.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
Yeah, but the question I have will is are they
at it like rabbits during international chess tournaments?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
That is why chess can I say, I feel like
this is you know, this is funny because you're assuming no,
did you not watch the queen's gambit?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
That was an absolute incredibly sexy That is actually why
I'm calling the organizers of.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
You concern for them. Absolutely nice guys.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's good to see that the that the athletes are
being protected, but are the are them athletes?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
That's the big question?
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Exactly right? Will the chess heads?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
So the Melbourne International Open is going to be happening
shortly in Australia. Is it quite seriously exciting?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
And you're going to ask the organizer if he's providing
anything is for the players?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Pretty much?
Speaker 8 (06:34):
To put it simply, so, I'm going to ask a
few normal questions first, a few normal chess questions, standard
chess questions, Yeah, you know, like is do you provide pens?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Do you do you provide pens in pavor?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
I don't really know chess, but I did look up
my fee day rating. It's your chess rating and minds
v days stand for Dona, but mine's twenty one hundred.
I'm going to drop that in conversation. I'm sure the
person will be very impressed.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
So I'm called.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
I'm going to go called Walter, who's an organizer of
the international.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
And make sure your chess band is good, because he's
gonna smell it out like chess people.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
No chess people love check. Give me a chess term.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Rook, queen castle, porn, porn, many pawns. All right, let's
do it.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I'm ready. Hello.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Hi, this is Rick manas Colling. I'm just calling from
the Chess Association of Western Australia.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
How are you going.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I'm good, Thank you? How are you really really good?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
I'm super super excited about the open coming up shortly.
I was just wondering if you're the man to talk
to about a couple of questions of I.
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Am the man talk to you about everything?
Speaker 4 (07:41):
What awesome?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Well, I've got a couple of guys coming over for
the open. I'm not playing I did back in the day.
I have a few day raidden of twenty one hundred.
I don't know if you remember me.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
And you don't want to jump in and hunt for
a GM normal or anything.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
Look, I don't think so I said I've I said,
I've put the pieces down. I told my wife and
family that because I tend to get a bit of
white line fever when it comes.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
To the board.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
So just coaching, just coaching.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
But a couple of questions I've got just about the
guys that I'm flying over accommodation.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I'm not very familiar with Melbourne. It's it's raw. Do
you have any accommodation?
Speaker 9 (08:25):
Yeah, so on the website there's a tabs for accommodations
fifteen percent discounts. That's why I'm putting up all my
gms and IMS and stuff, and so there should be
some cheaper options. It just kind of depends on what
the budget is for it.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
That's that's awesome, just on the website there.
Speaker 8 (08:42):
Second one, will you guys be providing notepads? I recommend
to my guys just making notes during the match. I
know some tournaments we've gone to they do provide notepads,
and just wondering if you're providing notepads and pens.
Speaker 9 (08:55):
We're providing all the score.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
Sheets, score sheets, yeah, okay, school sets.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
So we're doing all the sheets, but like we can't
have people taking other notes during the game or anything.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Of course, yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:06):
Yeah, but but scort scorre sheet throughout story we provided.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, sorry, Yeah, score sheets awesome.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Great, So I'll just make a note here not to
bring our own score sheets. So and again, there are
some tournaments we've all we've played in there are some
time limits between each move, just confirming, are they going
to be time limits at the Open?
Speaker 9 (09:26):
No, there's no times between each move. It's just a
set ninety minutes plus thirty seven the usual.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, yeah, awesome, Okay, that's unreal.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
And finally here a couple of my guys get get
it pretty excited after a big win in the I'm
just trying to do the right thing as a coach.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Will the tournament be providing any condoms at all?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Okay, okay, not a problem. That's that's just a blanket.
Speaker 10 (09:54):
No.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Yeah, I don't know if the whole is on that
actually just and I think I think most hotels generally
provide that stuff anyway, So anyone that's flying and has
accommodation would be able to organize it pretty easily.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
So so hotel's the best the best place to get
condoms from.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
I would assume so, but otherwise you can buy them anywhere,
like it's pretty standard.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
And yet so I saw the Olympic Village announced today
that they're providing I think it was three hundred thousand condoms,
and I'd just like to be able to, you know,
pre tournament, during tournament, just you know, check them a
couple of condoms here and there, just to make sure
they're doing that.
Speaker 9 (10:32):
Yeah, no, that's not a problem at all.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Okay, unreal, Well, thank you for all your time, Walter.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Your chest chat was so shit. I think it was
quite taking note bad you mean scor sheet and.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Then effectively that explaining as well, do you realize that
with the time of thing, it's basically like you calling
like the professional swimming competition and being like, oh so
we're running with a fifty meter pool.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
He was just trust just to make sure standardized international competition.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
And that's what I was making sure with my question.
He get those questions all the time, Walter. He wouldn't
get the condom question though. I ended up just explaining
to me where I can buy conduct.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
Just advice, good stuff. Feeling Woods had.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
An extraordinary phone call yesterday from a man called David.
We were having a very very friendly, jovial chatting here
about what you do when you're in a bathroom and
you're doing twosies and you hear someone coming to the cubicle,
Like do you heart it out? Do you try and
rush out of the door because no one wants the
awkward moment where you see the person. And then David
called and gave us this.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
Story years ago. I got struck with earlier, ran to
the loop, realized I've gone into the leader to buy
a mistake to leave, and I stayed in there for
two and a half hours, so just before the building
lockedop mortified, and for five years later, I'm still mortified
by the memory of it.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
You can hear that he's still mortified by that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm surprised he's told it. Sounds like he has never
told the story before. He's you know, he you know
what I mean, Like it felt like a real confessional,
Like forty five years ago, I don't know, I don't
know if that guy's name is David.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Forty five years later, to be calling a radio station.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
He's finally cleansing his soul and what was obviously a
horrific incident for the poor guy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
How did you describe his diarrhea at the start? By
the way, can you strap drapless go again?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Years ago? I got stroplessless.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Dropless diarrhea, Struck with diarrhea, struck with.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Anyway. I do think.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Strong because you get you do get struck with it.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, not stropless diarrhea. That's not a wordless trapless diary anyway.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I do like the situation where, for what ever reason,
you are in a hiding position and then you can't
You're not struck with diarrhea, but for some reason you
can't come out of that hiding place. The only other
story I've heard where this has happened is a story
of our good friend Darren McMullin, who, when he was
(13:18):
a kid, he was playing hide and seeking his grandma
and grandpa's place. He liked to play a game where
he would hide from his grandma and grandpa when he's
been babysat by them. Anyway, he decided to hide under
his grandma.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Slightly traumatic, but yeah, well it gets traumatic.
Speaker 8 (13:31):
He decides to hide under his grandma's beard, and then
somehow that his grandma came into the bedroom and not
only did she get nude, but she started having going
for it with grandpa. So he decides in that moment
that he's just got to stay in the hiding position and.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Totally wild.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
But again, if you put yourself in his situation, you're like,
you have to stay with.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
The full lemon party. William thirteen one oh six five
is nothing worse.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah, you g own Graham pass swopping gravy.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
I've seen both of my grandparents. Maybe I haven't seen that. Yeah,
they opened up a zoom call once and they're both naked.
But that's neither here nor there. Thirteen one oh sixty
five is our number? Have you been in this situation before?
Why couldn't you come out of your hiding spot?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
So's it's the full weddings in a funeral bit. It's
the going to go and hide in the closet. Something's
all of a sudden people don't know you're hiding. Yes,
and because they don't know you're hiding, they go and
do something which you shouldn't be watching. Yeah, and your
stuff can't you just got to sit there and deal
with it.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, it's it's a great bit.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
If anyone else has got that story, I'd love to
hear it.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Did you go and hide somewhere and then you couldn't
come out of your hiding spot. You're effectively trapped in
your hiding spot because of something after you started hiding.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Yes, that takes place in front of you.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
This has been inspired by a man called David. Before
I play his audio from yesterday. Though, Like another example
that I've heard is this is a friend of mine.
He was in South Africa and he was on one
of those safaris and he went to go that there
was like a campsite.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
There's a portloo that you had to go to near.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
The campsite, right yep, he heard lions, oh wow, and
so lions were in the area.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
So rather than do the dash back to his tent,
he had to sleep in a portoloo for the full night.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Right now.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
The guy heard it was in a toilet.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Was pretty much anyway, he was David yesterday for years ago.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I got stropped with thirtier, ran to the loo, realized
I've gone into the leader to buy a mistake, too
late to leave, and I stayed in there for two
and a half hours. So just before the building locked
up mortified, and forty five years later, I'm still mortified
by the memory of it.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Now, obviously we have a few more questions for David,
and graciously he has agreed to come back on the
radio show and revisit that traumake god years ago.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Boys, but David, welcome back, David.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Saying thank you, but don't remind me I voted too much.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
Yeah, I'll try not to go too much into detail here, David,
because I do appreciate, as you said, that it still
impacts you forty five years later.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
It wouldn't be impacted. If it was impacted for forty
five years, I'd be dead.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
True, you have so you haven't had diary.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I have had all movements over the last forty five years.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
I'm glad to hear it.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
Dad.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
So, David, what how if you you've obviously been struck
so badly with diarrhea that you were in such a
rush that that's why you barreled into the female toilet.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Right.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
I didn't run into the female toilet. I ran to
the nearest toilet. I started to open the gates of
hell and then realized that the walls the toilet were pink.
Suddenly my mistake was apparent to me. I heard some
people coming in chatting, which confirmed my diagnosis.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
I just had to sit there waiting, and the whole
they would go. Every time someone left, someone else came in.
So I waited till the just before the building locked
up at night and snuck out on unseen And until
now I've managed to keep that secret to myself.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
No, So we were because I'm not sure if you heard,
but we were just throwing it around before, like, were
we the first people that David ever told? And so
the first the first people you've ever told that you
call in the radio station yesterday?
Speaker 7 (17:52):
You were for for some reason, just when I heard
you talking yesterday, it brought all the memories flooding back.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Pete.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Helly is in the studio, Hey Will, Hey Woody, Hello mate.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It's great to see you both. And I was thinking
about you last night. Wood Is. I watched I'm a Celebrity,
just reminiscing. That's it.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
It's back one year on, Get me out of it.
It's our one year anniversary.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Pete.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Yeah, I've been stuck into jungle for a month. So
you did watch it? With your wife last night.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
I did watch it on slight delay. There was a
bit of what's that group messaging from a jungle family
from last year going on, which I was. I didn't
really partake it because I was late. I went to
the NBL final last night, game three, and got home
and watched it, and yeah, it.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Was tell us about your week, Pete.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
When I saw Uncle Frank is good, he says the same, perfect. Yeah,
got a dental appointment coming up soon. That's it. I
won't go too much into that. Nothing serious, nothing that
got some gout.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
That's your first problem.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
The problem the current rators. Give me the prostate check and.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I so, did you have any Was it like kind
of therapeutic watching it for you guys or was it was?
Speaker 12 (19:20):
It was nice kind of revisiting how we were feeling
feeling leading into it and what was like that moment
where you are revealed or you know, and your camp
mats are revealed to you.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
So it was kind of fun. I still want to know, Like,
I'm not sure you right at the end because the
game seeing them where you're staying. But I'm like, who's
in my bed?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
My bed?
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Who has your bed?
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Beau? I think they have right at the end, so
I couldn't.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Quite cash who had it?
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, right, but whoever is it? That's what I'm going for.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
Was it triggering at all? I mean, was nostalgic, but
for your part as I'm sure.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
We're just saying during the song, it was an interesting
perspective watching the show with our partners because they obviously.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Watched it totally different eyes.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Well, they watched it when we were in it, right,
and we already haven't had contact for three days. And
it's also knowing this is the only contact I have
with my partner.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
You've seeing them on the TV. Yeah, And I always.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Said it was I think it was easier on us
than it was. Yeah. Our partners are left with life
to deal with kids and schools, you know, and all
of that. So we were like in this little fantasy land.
Where as much as it was as tough at times
not knowing and having that contact with our families, but
we could lean into it to each other.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Yeah, we had your you to build a community.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
And it's kind of like that one way glass effect,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah? Absolutely, And and we we didn't have access to
the news.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, part.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Of it was actually kind of glorious.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yeah yeah, a bit of an f.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
You from Channel ten though, Pete.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
So a year after you were in the Jungle your icon,
I'm going to say you favorite person on this planet
Collinwood superstar Peter Daycos is invited into the Jungle a
year after you have done it.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
I mean no disrespect, Adam Cooney, he knows how I
love him. I love your ads, but bloody Peter Dacos,
he was my child hero and to be honest, I
feel like, and in all seriousness, I love that I
got to spend time with the advice. I wouldn't I
wouldn't change anything, but but I was said, I love
you the school fundraiser the other night, he brings me
(21:31):
to his school fundraiser. No ways, may I'll do it?
Yeah yeah, no worries case it's a Thursday night. Yeah,
that should be right. And then I look, okay, you
mentioned that the Pis are playing that night, and okay,
I guess I'm traveling down Geelng and not for the
MCG on that night. Yeah, you do anything for your
jungle mates. This is the bond. There is the bond
that happens. But I do feel like I would be
(21:54):
handy in there right now, because I don't think a
lot of people know who Peter Dacos is in that jungle.
I'm not sure Sky knows the influence. I'm not sure
if she's across Peters stage videos?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
How is he? How is he going to go?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
They're they're the good conversations to watch though. Well, this
feels like a big ad advertisement for Channel ten right now.
I promises that we are going to talk about Pete's
comedy show.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Straight, we will, I am. I'm not lead until I do.
My ads had like so many football AFL fans around
him and then and those who were new enough so
we could really hammer home details and remember games. And
I'm not sure. Yeah, this is going to have to
offer that that stuff up himself, I think.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Which I don't think is the kind of thing that
he would do.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, he's a very humble guy. Peter Dacos has no
idea who is Peter Dagos.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I doing in the jungle with him right now?
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Don't worry about the lines and tigers are gonna get
moored by Pete.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Hell, but do we have any shower days. Let's look
about your comedy show.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Pete Helly gives zero flips. Yeah, I'm at the stage
of my life. I think we are just you know,
you care a little bit less. You know, you get
a bit older. I'm fifty next year.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
Can you give an example of something that maybe you
used to care about but now.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Well, what I'll say is our test society's limits. Now,
you know. I used to always be a bit self
conscious about not getting people's way and all that and there. Like,
for example, I went to Coal's just today, but I
took my Wooley's bag with me. Oh wow, yeah, I
can't tell you. Yeah, I can't tell you. And the
staff were looking at me, thinking who is this cowboy?
(23:34):
And they're coming up their little walkie talkies up to
but they realized they can't do anything because technically I
haven't broken the lawn, but it's right on the edge.
And then I'll go to Baker's Delight. I just walked
down to Baker's Delight and I order a loaf of bread.
I said, you want a sandwich or toast slice? And
I said, make a toast slice. Even though I know, guys,
(23:55):
I'm using it for sandwiches and I know they suspect it.
They suspect it. Maybe there's something you're looking at eye.
There's a little grin that you've got. But they can't
do anything. It's past breakfast. Don't these spot checks. It's
(24:16):
not like COVID like in the dark days to come
around with you know, Blake and the fatigues. No, they
can't do spot checks, do they? These watches of lunchboxes?
Speaker 6 (24:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Did you it?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Wins?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Again?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
We actually lived quite close to each other. Now, Pete,
I know there's the Cols Baker's Delight double. You must
go there every single just have.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
This little win. And they know that. I think they're
starting to look at their constitution, what they can what
they can do. And I have to say, I was
in an exit row recently and the plane on a
plane have you said an exit roy before?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I have?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I feel the pressure there. I don't enjoy it.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
A serious business these days, Yeah, but then you feel
you feel you feel week if you opt out. But
what I'm saying is I don't enjoy the flight becau.
I feel this is a lot of pressure on me.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
When I'm in, I give you a very serious talking
to it to the hand they get you in at Yes, Hey, guys, Okay,
a you physical, late, able and willing to help out
in the case of emergency, and always say yes because
I don't want to lose my seat. I like the
you know, I like the seat, and and but I'll
be honest. I'll be honest if if I'm on their
plane in an exit row, and you're on that plane,
(25:26):
and if there's a an emergency, there are no guarantees,
there are no guarantees. I'm there for the actual leg room.
I'll be honest. I was a comedian. I don't know
my last moments. We manual labor. That's not helping heavy
door anyway. I'm buddy. Opening that door is to get
extra legroom. That's the only reason I'm opening the door.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
People need a bit of a bit of light gear
when the plane's going down as well, you know, like
moon's low morales at an all the time bottom exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
But I've also put the thought in like if you're
in that situation, all you have to do is just
be quiet like this, just like this, kick your noise
canceling headphones on your head. In the book, whatever you're doing.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
In an emergency, he's a black box.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
The black box that that only records audio. He doesn't
shoot video, so that what you could do is actually
yell out, oh why am I the only one helping?
Speaker 10 (26:22):
Hey, go and see Pete take it to his new show.
Pete Elliot gives your own flips of Out of the
Comedy dot com dot do you make?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Great to see you.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Thanks, thanks,
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