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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It was hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's a hypothetical, Joel's hypothetical. This man has an extraordinary brain.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
He thinks like no other, and he brings us HIPing
hot hypotheticals every single Friday. He joins us on the
phone right now, Joel, always a pleasure, my friend.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I could hear from you, too.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Great to hear you in between the Taylor Swift tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Mane am I going, yeah, no, don't don't be like that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No way, you're not a fan of Taylor Swift, Joel.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Not not really like not even not really, not.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
At all, not at all appreciate. Now, what's your hypothetical
this week?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
All right, so spotlights on me. Here we go. Would
you rather, right? Would you rather? Would you rather huh
work for free for.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
An entire year?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Or have your entire Internet history. I'm talking conversations, I'm
talking Google searchers. I'm talking like everything to do with
that post it online for everything to read, and like
people are interested.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
They read it. It's not like, oh, you know, like
if my mother did that, I wouldn't be interested. I'd
be like, yeah, I don't really care, but people read it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Bloody hell, your mom might be up to some wild
stuff though, Jel.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You never know, man, you never know.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
She would I know her, she would, I would read
it that was a lie.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Which way are you leaning? You want to hear our
response here first? Do you?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Ah? I didn't expect you going to be answering that question.
But honestly, I've worked for free for an entire year.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Really, you've got some You've got some skeletons, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
My thing?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I hear you on the skeleton thing, Joel. But like
I I've I've got a mortgage, and if we're working
for free, like cook, I'd be cooked.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I'd be unfortunately cooked.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And then I worry about my daughter, Remy, and like,
but then I also worry that if my history went
out there, Remy might be taken away from it, like
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So like, either way, I'm losing my. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's it's funny because I was talking to a friend
about this the other night, because we're talking about sometimes
if you away, you might watch pornography with your partner, sure,
and we were talking about the fact that that's a
really hard thing to do because when you're rolling through
the thumbnails with each other, you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Never want to admit which one that you would watch.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You should like you never go like you see one
that you might be interested in by yourself, and then
together you're.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Like, oh no, I can't. I can't tell them there
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So with that in the back of my head here, well, yeah,
well I have kept it very PG Actually, Joe, I
haven't used anymore. I haven't used any naughty words. So
my point is, if I am not telling my partner
what i'm potentially, yeah, well then I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I don't think I'm I think. I think you're right.
I think that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think I think if you want a job in
the future, because sorry, Joel, if you get a job
in the future, they're going to be able to go,
oh well, hang, before we hide you. You did that thing
where you put your entire internet history out we're obviously
gonna look at.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
And it's even the embarrassing stuff like, oh my god,
Joel can't spell the word yellow. He's literally good.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Dairy dairy.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
May William Nicky Hayley has suspended her presidential campaign, which
looks like, now, oh my god, I genuinely can't believe
I'm saying this. The president of the United States is
either going to be this dude.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm being bad, I'm being baked like a.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Or the idea.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, you know, the rapidly rising.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
In with with I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You can't get his thoughts out, and he's the president
of the United States.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
He doesn't know whether he is Arthur or Martha.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Meanwhile, the other guy paid a porn star one hundred
thousand dollars in hush money.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Not tell anyone about the time that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
He slept with her whilst his wife was pregnant with
a baby. Don't be rude, Like just wow. And he's
mildly really scary, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
He might be president again.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So I think for the American people and actually the
whole world, this is a bit of a lose lose situation.
We're either getting Trump or a guy that truly can't
get his thoughts out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Surely he'd prefer sleepy Joe over Trump at this stage though,
because I mean, at least you know, sleepy Joe will
die in a couple of months, and then you know,
he just.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Needs to get through the election.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The least hang on Joe, but the leader hang on,
and then Kamala Harris can just roll in then we'll
have a we'll have a nice little setup for four years.
You know, I hopefull by that time Trump goes to
prison for the three hundred crimes that he's committed when
he was lasting president, because you know, if Trump gets in,
this is why he's delaying, Tom Button, push your term coat,
Tom about this before he's delaying it, keeps appealing all
(05:22):
these all these legal charges against him because when he
becomes president, if he becomes president, he can pardon himself.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That's such a thing in the system now.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So he won't be guilty of any of those crimes.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My god, you know it's amazing, though, Will You're quite
good at getting out of lose lose situations. Like even before,
when I said this is a lose lose situation, you
beautifully explained how if we do vote for Biden, or
if Biden wins, this is a win because then Kamal
Harris will take over as president. I think you're the
best at getting how to lose lose situations in the
world or out of anyone I've ever met. So I'd
(05:55):
love to throw some lose lose situations at you right
now to see if you can get a win out
of it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And that is appropriate music. Nice. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Your partner asks for an opinion on their outfit on
the day of an event. You hate the outfit. Okay,
In this hypothetical, what do you do.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'd say that somebody else's I've heard that somebody else
is wearing that outfit.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
This is on the day of the event. There's no
other there's no other outfit. So you've just told her
there's someone else wearing your.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Outfit and she can't get changed.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Now, hang on, So she comes to me, but had
but I can tell her that I think there's somebody
else there who's wearing that dress.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But then what she gonna wear?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's the only thing she can wear.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's on you're on the way to the event.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Well, we're on the way to the event, and I
hate it. You hate it? Oh god? Oh well, I'd spill.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Something on her and then be like, gee, we're gonna
go and get another outfit and then make stop off
on the way.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Actually that's pretty good if.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You deliberately spill something on her outfit.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, I just make sure the dress gets like caught
on the door on the way out rips.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh no, rep her dress off.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, nice, Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I'll off.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But like there's a little bit of it and it
sounds like there.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Are people watching something. They're all disgusted.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I did just notice that, and they're all women and
they're angry about you pouring one on your girlfriend's outfit.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You put me in this spot I have.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
These are deliberately lose lose situations. Can we'll get out? Okay,
here's the next one. Your mum and your partner are
in a heated disagreement.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, they turn to you and they ask you to
choose a signe.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Uh, that's actually really easy, I think anyway, Yeah, because
I would just say, I think it's really beneficial for
your relationship that you guys have this discussion out together.
And I don't think I can be a part of this,
because I think it's beneficial for all of us that
you guys understand each other and then we can move
forward Togetherable.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's your unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That's not easy, and I think everyone should do that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, write that down everyone.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, final you don't want to be in the middle guy.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, But the hard thing is getting out and I
think that's a great way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So everyone write that down. Next one.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh no, were it done?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, no, final one.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You've booked tickets to a musical, but have just realized
that Round one of the AFL is on at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
This is definitely not from my real life tonight. It's
definitely not from my real life tonight. I want to
confirm that what would you do in that situation?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I thought we weren't going to talk about this.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
We're not talking about my situation. This is totally rand now.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No, no, no, no, not at all at all.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And it's your team met when I'm playing tonight.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
But this has nothing to do with my tickets to
a wiked tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that's weird? That is a coincidence. But in this
random scenario, I've said, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, I'll tell you what I wouldn't do is I
wouldn't say that on air. And when I know that
my partner's listening and she's really excited about the musical, Yeah, perfect,
it would right.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And a woman I'm not going to use names here,
they're in the news. Well no, no, no, they've kept the
names out of it.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
They couldn't use names even if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, I don't know. It sounds cool when you say,
I'm not going to use the names anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
They're going through a divorce, Okay, they're going through the
divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You have to know at this stage that during their marriage,
at one stage, the husband gave his wife a kidney.
She obviously had kidney failure or something, and he was like, well,
you know what, howl of mine?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I don't yeah, give it the mind anyway, lovely gesture.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
They're now going through the divorce and the guy is saying,
you have to give me my kidney back or pay
me one point two million dollars he wants it back.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Unbelievable. Sorry, that's in the courts currently. That's unbelievable. He
think he's got a case, so you know at the
law than me. Is it still like I think wonders.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You to remove the law. Do you think, like if
you're the judge there, do you what do you think?
Like first your first glance at it, what's your gut
telling you their first glance?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
There's absolutely this is absolutely preposterous. I'm hammering the gavel
on the family. This is preposterous. It's a waste of
time of my courtroom. But look, here's the situation. You're
obviously not going to give the kidney back. That's ridiculous.
But let's try and settle on a nice monetary fee. Here,
give him two thousand bucks and let's just be bloody
done with it. That's what I do, mate, I'd run
(10:33):
an efficient court. I'd run an efficient court.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He's asking for one point to a million. Do you
think if you gave your kin to someone that you'd
be allowed to ask for a bay?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, I gave the gift.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Well, who knows.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Once you give your kidney away, once you give an
organ away and it's in someone else's body, I think
it's their okay, what if they die, I think they take.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It back.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Only if they die, though, if they're dead, I'll take
it back, keep it in a jar anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
One thing, this is a bit of air. It's a
weird story, this one, but I.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Think we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Umbilical doesn't have a force anyway. What I'd like to
talk about though, is this.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I mean, this story here is a great example of
kind of a petty thing that he's wanted back after
a breakup, right, and I think this happens. You break
up with someone and just almost out of spite, there's
little small things that you're like, I want that back.
I a friend of mine broke up with a woman
(11:37):
and he was just lost in the emotion of it,
and he was like, I just had to get my
taco kit back.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
He's like, it was literally an old El Passo taco
kit and we never made the taco We didn't make
the tacos before we broke up, and he was just
hell bent on like, what time can I come over
and pick up my goddamn taco. Wow, it's like a
thirteen dollar tar kit from Cols or Woolworths.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And he kept fighting it for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I would love to hear more examples of that thirty one.
Eventually he did, but but then once he got it back,
he felt stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He was like, what was I doing? Because it wasn't
about at taco game. This wasn't a bad metaphor yes, yes, five.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
A right, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
What's the petty thing they wanted back after the breakup?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
If you want to say you know what you wanted back, please.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Six five. We'll te your calls right up next with
the money.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Thirty one six five. What do they want back after
the breakup?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, as a guy who's going through a divorce, he
wants his kidney back off.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
His wife gave her his kidney during the marriage. He
wants it back.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Let's go to Ashley here, Ashley, what did your ex
want back?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
He wanted his iPhone charger, So I sent him the
court and I kept the.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Box of it.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You know, actually no, I think that that's fair game.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You got to get your charger back. You got to
get your charger back, but you give it's your o G.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You know, well.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Since amount where he moved, Ashley, he's still the charger
was next to your bed.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
It's I mean it's his charger. Wow.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
Yeah, but it was like a really old iPhone charger,
so you could easily go to GB High fight and
get a new one.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Sentimental value, that's all I'm saying. I have. We all
have value that we have. We've all got a favorite charger.
We've all got it. There's no doubt about my favorite.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's just much charger. Anyway, it's got a page here
page this was your ex.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Boyfriend what do you what do you wantage?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Oh he wanted the a plastic bracelet back was honestly,
he looked like a faster coach bottle lisbs, you know
those the old fashioned Yeah, he was desperate to get
that back.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Where'd you have it? Where was it? Were you using it?
Speaker 11 (14:13):
It was in my side droll in my house?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But he didn't get it back. How did he get
it back? Page?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
He made me go on the train to take drop
it back.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
He was that desperate to make you take I think
he made me go on that train going to pick
up these people.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
They give him his buddy thing back.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He can get the coming, he can get a cola,
and he can come and get it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And he can come and get it, no doubt. But
I think I look my stance and I'm starting to.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Figure bracelets over the journey evident lost a couple of brodently.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But my stance on this, as I'm listening to more
and more of these calls, is that like, if someone's
left their stuff with you, they can take it back.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's got to be the play, right, what will you
above from a kidney? Like keep that it's in you?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But yeah, someone says, hey, look i've left anything at
your house, You've got to give it back to them.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Let's see, let's see what Becket died. Becker, you were
the one who wanted something back.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Becker, I was the irrational ex and I really wanted
my two dollars hair brush back.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
I had four more at home, but I was like, no,
I need this hair brush back.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And did you get it?
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I did.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I did to be like four weeks and I got
it back.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
So I was so happy.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
And that was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Because that gets petty, exactly gets pet like for me.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm just like, I'm just going to go to chemist warehouse.
I'm just going to get myself another hair brush.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I haven't brought a hairbrush in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
But I understand that they can be prescious to some people,
can I The other thing is to be aware of here,
and this is obviously, you know, fraught with danger is
when they say can I have something back? And you
realize that all they really want is they want to
come back, and you know, exactly, you know, you've.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Got to be aware of that. Exactly, you as Becker.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Right, Becky Becker, did you want to just see him again?
Is that why you wanted the hair brush. You wanted
to see him.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
No, I was so angry because he cheated on me,
So I just trying to like get something back that
was mine.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Face grew you.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
And he would have felt that.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Yeah, I definitely felt it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Shout to the heart, Beautiful, got on your back, Betiful.
Let's go to Oh truth, I've lost fine, sorry, William.
Can we get a check?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Jason? There you're going, Jace?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Are you there, Jason, he's your friend. We're talking about
what you got back after breakup?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Oh mate, gave what he spared tire, so not the rim,
the tire to his missus. She's she's done the dirty
on him, and he's one of his tires back and
she refused, so he went and took all of her
wheels and left the car and left the car on brick.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I'm just starting to think that justin Timberlake is a
very naughty boy.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Come to the.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You listen to that again, don't you can you go?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Let me see who you go? Hit me go or
whatever his buddies say. There go hit me going, don't
get me going?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I don't even know. You know what he says,
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Be gone with it.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I think it is, go ahead, be gone?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Wy?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You feel in the blanks there?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
He also sings that song Yeah now I'm not sure
I we've got this yet, but they got me singing.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Tired of using technology? Why don't you sit down on
top of me? You see, if you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Start, you stay.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
That's your line.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
They're not your words, not my words, They're they're not
my words anyway, that's Justin's words and the reason today
I especially think audible and you got away with a lot,
didn't he. There have been a lot of accusations song
though recently j T absolutely.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know who cares? Not going to promote it. I'm
not going to promote it because he's a bad man.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He's been accused of we're playing it, We're.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Spinning that, are we?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We love that song. We bloody love it. It's a
great tune. I think it was in New Trolls movie,
which I also love. Anyway. He's been accused of cheating
a fair bit. Justin Spears has accused him of cheating,
and he was accused of cheating on his now wife
Jessica bial in twenty ten, which he did deny that,
(18:17):
but he's still.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
With Bill, he's still with got two kids together.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But now today a Playboy model has come out and
said that when he was dating Cameron Diaz, ca hedded
Cameron Diaz. While dating Cameron Diaz, he popped into the
Playboy mansion. I mean, there's your first red flag. Why
going to the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Justin getting a pound of sugar?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, no, he wasn't getting a pound of sugar. He
was getting a pound of Zoey Gregory. And it's right off.
So apparently she approached.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Him, can queen just like rewind there?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So like, did Cameron Diaz know that he was going
into the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Because I don't know what's he running with it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm just going to go and see Hugh not going in,
Just gonna wait out the front leave of the car,
running real there, see if he wants to go and
play some pickle ball or something like what exactly? You
know where there's smoke, there's fire, Cameron.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Absolutely anyway, this Zoey Gregor who's a Playboy model, approaches
him and he says.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, no, no, no, I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm currently with Cameron Diaz of Charlie's Angels fame to
get some sugar, just here to get some sugar. And
then eventually she she kept going going and goes, oh,
you know what, I'll have a spar with you.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'll have.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
My what's running is it?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
You run?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's a waste of a bath. Water restrictions are coming
in Hollywood pretty soon, so we better use it. Zoe's
words go to the spar obviously, like you know, bathers
and everything, though you know no.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Zoe said, both got her kids off, and then she said,
we ended up falling around.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
But here's my fix.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I think we knew this was heading down trouble areas
as soon as they had a spar together there.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I thought it was trouble when he rocked up the
Playboy mansion.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, now you're right. As soon as he was at
Playboy Mansion, you're right the red flags there. And I
just said, there are some activities that are always more
than friendly, yeap, And thirteen one oh sixty five is
I'd love to hear what you guys think, like, what
are the activities in your mind that are always always
more than friendly? A few that come from to mind
(20:16):
for me sauna.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh yeah, you can't have a platonic sauna. What about
a steam? What about a steam?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I think both.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I think if Mim came home and like tonight and
was just like, oh, hey, by the way, I have
had a sauna with Jason.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
I don't know how to steam with Ryan Shelton the
other night.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, well, me and Chelsea totally fine, we're buds.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
You came in and tell me how to steam with
Shelton and I was asking questions. That's for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's fair cool. Actually, no, I take that back. You
can sauna with mates. What about the application of sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh that's really tough though, because like, if you're pasty
like me and you're at the beach with a friend,
get off the beach, mate, female or other.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
You've got to let them put the cream in your back.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think you've got to get up the beach.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Have you never creamed on him back before? Like some
somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Thirty one?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Oh sixty five is the number? What activities? What activity
in your mind? Is always more than friendly?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
And I know it, and I'm sorry, and so.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well it will it come all the way back around?
That's the question.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He's singing about karma there and then he's off gallivanting
with a whole bunch of other women.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Anyway, so we are asking thirty one oh six five
what activities are more than friendly?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
And I just think because.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Because you're drawing the line, obviously, a sauna with someone,
a tub with someone, any activity involving hot water and swimsuits,
you'd probably have to say there's a line. Massaging obviously
falls into that. You've called out sunscreen. I'm gonna I'm
gonna drop the bar right down here, like you know,
what if your what if your partner, what if you're beloved?
Says I'm just going around to a friend mine, to
(22:01):
a friend of mine of the gender that they're attracted to,
and said, we're going I'm gonna go and bake some
cupcakes with them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Totally fine, what's what's baking?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I feels they could get a bit friendly, like it's intimate.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know, you're gonna be who's cupcakes.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Who's gonna be, who's gonna who's gonna lick the ball?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, like it just gets a bit it It
feels like a very I mean, here's another one, because again,
these are just I don't know the answer here, I'm
just throwing these out there. What about I'm going around
to watch a movie at.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Her place, his place, game movie or night movie.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Night movie. Just one on one on the couch watching
a movie.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, don't it one on one? Weird?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Well, it's continue, it's interesting, isn't it? Like? Be fine
if it was a big group. I'm going around to
play Lego. That's a bit strange, but strange.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Got Sarah here, Sarah, what activities are off limits for you?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
They can never be.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Friendly, but they can't go together.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
You can't go together with eight friends to age.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, it's not even if you're in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
So if you if you so, if I went to
with a friend, a female friend, and we're like, we're
both going to get massages from separate messuss.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess if you went to a step if you
work together, but as long as you're not stooping down
before you go, yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Good.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
And obviously you can't be the one massage as well.
I can't be massage without saying let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
To Tai Lan tell Talan sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Talent, Yeah, just sad, how it is talent? What's the
activity they can't remain friendly for you?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Sharing food or feeding someone. Oh great, my boyfriend feeding
some other girls food off another fork?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Why done?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Why is feeding?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Why is putting something in someone else's mouth? So I
don't know answer that question, Danny's cool. That was a
rhetorical one. That one, that's one of those ones that you.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Answer halfway through.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Figure it out, yeah, Danny, Danny, what activities can't remain friendly?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Sitting on someone's lap.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To garbage?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Some of my best friends are women.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like if they came and sat on my lap to
come and talk to me, I'm not like, okay, groping
them or staring lovingly into their eyes, but if they
just want a seat and have a chat.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
So I want to focus on the start of at
some of my best friends. I think there are some
There are some women where it's like, yeah, you've been
friends with this person for a year.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
But if a woman you've just met.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Is sitting on your lap, Oh come on, didn't come
down the last hour?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why if it's If it's what if? What's the difference?
Like if it's someone I've just met, I just think of.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Someone she can't find a seat. What does she's give
her your seat?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
You're pig? I have got another one for you sharing
a tent?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What's the situation? Why are you sharing a tent? Did
you plan to share a tent?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I think because if you plan to share a t
and I'm like, why didn't you just pack two tents?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But if one beaten by a bear because.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You got to Let's say you're going hiking or something,
you're not taking two tents hiking one friend.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
If you go one on one with just another a
sex that you're attracted to, yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You just mate, like with your best friend is a
girl you grew up with her, right, Okay, that changes
things since you're you know, fifteen, going that changes.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
They're going for a hike together, we're sharing a tent.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think that changes.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Its still a couple of flags though, wasn't there There's
got to be a flag.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
There's gotta be a question if you're.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Doing it every weekend and it's like, oh, you're going
camping every weekend with this girl, yeah, well they'd oh
that would be odd every weekend.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Then you're feeding a sushi, giving her a foot rub.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Katerina, what activities cannot be done or can't remain friendly
for you Katerina, you're totally fair enough.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Terina right, skinny
It was hypothetical.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's a hypothetical, Joel's hypothetical. This man has an extraordinary brain.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
He thinks like no other, and he brings us HIPing
hot hypotheticals every single Friday. He joins us on the
phone right now, Joel, always a pleasure, my friend.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I could hear from you, too.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Great to hear you in between the Taylor Swift tonight.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Mane am I going, yeah, no, don't don't be like that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
No way, you're not a fan of Taylor Swift, Joel.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Not not really like not even not really, not.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
At all, not at all appreciate. Now, what's your hypothetical
this week?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
All right, so spotlights on me. Here we go. Would
you rather, right? Would you rather? Would you rather huh
work for free for.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
An entire year?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yep?
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Or have your entire Internet history. I'm talking conversations, I'm
talking Google searchers. I'm talking like everything to do with
that post it online for everything to read, and like
people are interested.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
They read it. It's not like, oh, you know, like
if my mother did that, I wouldn't be interested. I'd
be like, yeah, I don't really care, but people read it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Bloody hell, your mom might be up to some wild
stuff though, Jel.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You never know, man, you never know.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
She would I know her, she would, I would read
it that was a lie.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Which way are you leaning? You want to hear our
response here first? Do you?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Ah? I didn't expect you going to be answering that question.
But honestly, I've worked for free for an entire year.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Really, you've got some You've got some skeletons, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
My thing?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I hear you on the skeleton thing, Joel. But like
I I've I've got a mortgage, and if we're working
for free, like cook, I'd be cooked.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, I'd be unfortunately cooked.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
And then I worry about my daughter, Remy, and like,
but then I also worry that if my history went
out there, Remy might be taken away from it, like
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So like, either way, I'm losing my. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's it's funny because I was talking to a friend
about this the other night, because we're talking about sometimes
if you away, you might watch pornography with your partner, sure,
and we were talking about the fact that that's a
really hard thing to do because when you're rolling through
the thumbnails with each other, you.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Never want to admit which one that you would watch.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You should like you never go like you see one
that you might be interested in by yourself, and then
together you're.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Like, oh no, I can't. I can't tell them there
like that.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
So with that in the back of my head here, well, yeah,
well I have kept it very PG Actually, Joe, I
haven't used anymore. I haven't used any naughty words. So
my point is, if I am not telling my partner
what i'm potentially, yeah, well then I'm not.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I don't think I'm I think. I think you're right.
I think that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I think I think if you want a job in
the future, because sorry, Joel, if you get a job
in the future, they're going to be able to go,
oh well, hang, before we hide you. You did that thing
where you put your entire internet history out we're obviously
gonna look at.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
And it's even the embarrassing stuff like, oh my god,
Joel can't spell the word yellow. He's literally good.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Dairy dairy.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
May William Nicky Hayley has suspended her presidential campaign, which
looks like, now, oh my god, I genuinely can't believe
I'm saying this. The president of the United States is
either going to be this dude.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'm being bad, I'm being baked like a.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Or the idea.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, you know, the rapidly rising.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
In with with I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
You can't get his thoughts out, and he's the president
of the United States.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
He doesn't know whether he is Arthur or Martha.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Meanwhile, the other guy paid a porn star one hundred
thousand dollars in hush money.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Not tell anyone about the time that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
He slept with her whilst his wife was pregnant with
a baby. Don't be rude, Like just wow. And he's
mildly really scary, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
He might be president again.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So I think for the American people and actually the
whole world, this is a bit of a lose lose situation.
We're either getting Trump or a guy that truly can't
get his thoughts out.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Surely he'd prefer sleepy Joe over Trump at this stage though,
because I mean, at least you know, sleepy Joe will
die in a couple of months, and then you know,
he just.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Needs to get through the election.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The least hang on Joe, but the leader hang on,
and then Kamala Harris can just roll in then we'll
have a we'll have a nice little setup for four years.
You know, I hopefull by that time Trump goes to
prison for the three hundred crimes that he's committed when
he was lasting president, because you know, if Trump gets in,
this is why he's delaying, Tom Button, push your term coat,
Tom about this before he's delaying it, keeps appealing all
(05:22):
these all these legal charges against him because when he
becomes president, if he becomes president, he can pardon himself.
Speaker 9 (05:30):
That's such a thing in the system now.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
So he won't be guilty of any of those crimes.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
My god, you know it's amazing, though, Will You're quite
good at getting out of lose lose situations. Like even before,
when I said this is a lose lose situation, you
beautifully explained how if we do vote for Biden, or
if Biden wins, this is a win because then Kamal
Harris will take over as president. I think you're the
best at getting how to lose lose situations in the
world or out of anyone I've ever met. So I'd
(05:55):
love to throw some lose lose situations at you right
now to see if you can get a win out
of it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And that is appropriate music. Nice. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Your partner asks for an opinion on their outfit on
the day of an event. You hate the outfit. Okay,
In this hypothetical, what do you do.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I'd say that somebody else's I've heard that somebody else
is wearing that outfit.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
This is on the day of the event. There's no
other there's no other outfit. So you've just told her
there's someone else wearing your.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Outfit and she can't get changed.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Now, hang on, So she comes to me, but had
but I can tell her that I think there's somebody
else there who's wearing that dress.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
But then what she gonna wear?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's the only thing she can wear.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
It's on you're on the way to the event.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Well, we're on the way to the event, and I
hate it. You hate it? Oh god? Oh well, I'd spill.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Something on her and then be like, gee, we're gonna
go and get another outfit and then make stop off
on the way.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Actually that's pretty good if.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
You deliberately spill something on her outfit.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, I just make sure the dress gets like caught
on the door on the way out rips.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh no, rep her dress off.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, nice, Okay, let's go to the next one.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I'll off.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
But like there's a little bit of it and it
sounds like there.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Are people watching something. They're all disgusted.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I did just notice that, and they're all women and
they're angry about you pouring one on your girlfriend's outfit.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
You put me in this spot I have.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
These are deliberately lose lose situations. Can we'll get out? Okay,
here's the next one. Your mum and your partner are
in a heated disagreement.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, they turn to you and they ask you to
choose a signe.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Uh, that's actually really easy, I think anyway, Yeah, because
I would just say, I think it's really beneficial for
your relationship that you guys have this discussion out together.
And I don't think I can be a part of this,
because I think it's beneficial for all of us that
you guys understand each other and then we can move
forward Togetherable.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's your unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
That's not easy, and I think everyone should do that.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
By the way, write that down everyone.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, final you don't want to be in the middle guy.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
No, But the hard thing is getting out and I
think that's a great way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
So everyone write that down. Next one.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Oh no, were it done?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No, no, final one.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You've booked tickets to a musical, but have just realized
that Round one of the AFL is on at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
This is definitely not from my real life tonight. It's
definitely not from my real life tonight. I want to
confirm that what would you do in that situation?
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I thought we weren't going to talk about this.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
We're not talking about my situation. This is totally rand now.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
No, no, no, no, not at all at all.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
And it's your team met when I'm playing tonight.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
But this has nothing to do with my tickets to
a wiked tonight.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that's weird? That is a coincidence. But in this
random scenario, I've said, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Well, I'll tell you what I wouldn't do is I
wouldn't say that on air. And when I know that
my partner's listening and she's really excited about the musical, Yeah, perfect,
it would right.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
And a woman I'm not going to use names here,
they're in the news. Well no, no, no, they've kept the
names out of it.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
They couldn't use names even if you wanted to.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, I don't know. It sounds cool when you say,
I'm not going to use the names anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
They're going through a divorce, Okay, they're going through the
divorce proceedings.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
You have to know at this stage that during their marriage,
at one stage, the husband gave his wife a kidney.
She obviously had kidney failure or something, and he was like, well,
you know what, howl of mine?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I don't yeah, give it the mind anyway, lovely gesture.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
They're now going through the divorce and the guy is saying,
you have to give me my kidney back or pay
me one point two million dollars he wants it back.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Unbelievable. Sorry, that's in the courts currently. That's unbelievable. He
think he's got a case, so you know at the
law than me. Is it still like I think wonders.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
You to remove the law. Do you think, like if
you're the judge there, do you what do you think?
Like first your first glance at it, what's your gut
telling you their first glance?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
There's absolutely this is absolutely preposterous. I'm hammering the gavel
on the family. This is preposterous. It's a waste of
time of my courtroom. But look, here's the situation. You're
obviously not going to give the kidney back. That's ridiculous.
But let's try and settle on a nice monetary fee. Here,
give him two thousand bucks and let's just be bloody
done with it. That's what I do, mate, I'd run
(10:33):
an efficient court. I'd run an efficient court.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He's asking for one point to a million. Do you
think if you gave your kin to someone that you'd
be allowed to ask for a bay?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, I gave the gift.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Well, who knows.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Once you give your kidney away, once you give an
organ away and it's in someone else's body, I think
it's their okay, what if they die, I think they take.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
It back.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Only if they die, though, if they're dead, I'll take
it back, keep it in a jar anyway.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
One thing, this is a bit of air. It's a
weird story, this one, but I.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Think we.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Umbilical doesn't have a force anyway. What I'd like to
talk about though, is this.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I mean, this story here is a great example of
kind of a petty thing that he's wanted back after
a breakup, right, and I think this happens. You break
up with someone and just almost out of spite, there's
little small things that you're like, I want that back.
I a friend of mine broke up with a woman
(11:37):
and he was just lost in the emotion of it,
and he was like, I just had to get my
taco kit back.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
He's like, it was literally an old El Passo taco
kit and we never made the taco We didn't make
the tacos before we broke up, and he was just
hell bent on like, what time can I come over
and pick up my goddamn taco. Wow, it's like a
thirteen dollar tar kit from Cols or Woolworths.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
And he kept fighting it for weeks and weeks.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I would love to hear more examples of that thirty one.
Eventually he did, but but then once he got it back,
he felt stupid.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He was like, what was I doing? Because it wasn't
about at taco game. This wasn't a bad metaphor yes, yes, five.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
A right, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
What's the petty thing they wanted back after the breakup?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
If you want to say you know what you wanted back, please.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Six five. We'll te your calls right up next with
the money.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Thirty one six five. What do they want back after
the breakup?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, as a guy who's going through a divorce, he
wants his kidney back off.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
His wife gave her his kidney during the marriage. He
wants it back.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Let's go to Ashley here, Ashley, what did your ex
want back?
Speaker 10 (13:01):
He wanted his iPhone charger, So I sent him the
court and I kept the.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
Box of it.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
You know, actually no, I think that that's fair game.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You got to get your charger back. You got to
get your charger back, but you give it's your o G.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You know, well.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Since amount where he moved, Ashley, he's still the charger
was next to your bed.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
It's I mean it's his charger. Wow.
Speaker 10 (13:34):
Yeah, but it was like a really old iPhone charger,
so you could easily go to GB High fight and
get a new one.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
Sentimental value, that's all I'm saying. I have. We all
have value that we have. We've all got a favorite charger.
We've all got it. There's no doubt about my favorite.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It's just much charger. Anyway, it's got a page here
page this was your ex.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Boyfriend what do you what do you wantage?
Speaker 11 (13:56):
Oh he wanted the a plastic bracelet back was honestly,
he looked like a faster coach bottle lisbs, you know
those the old fashioned Yeah, he was desperate to get
that back.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Where'd you have it? Where was it? Were you using it?
Speaker 11 (14:13):
It was in my side droll in my house?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
But he didn't get it back. How did he get
it back? Page?
Speaker 11 (14:20):
He made me go on the train to take drop
it back.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
He was that desperate to make you take I think
he made me go on that train going to pick
up these people.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
They give him his buddy thing back.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He can get the coming, he can get a cola,
and he can come and get it.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And he can come and get it, no doubt. But
I think I look my stance and I'm starting to.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Figure bracelets over the journey evident lost a couple of brodently.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But my stance on this, as I'm listening to more
and more of these calls, is that like, if someone's
left their stuff with you, they can take it back.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
It's got to be the play, right, what will you
above from a kidney? Like keep that it's in you?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
But yeah, someone says, hey, look i've left anything at
your house, You've got to give it back to them.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Let's see, let's see what Becket died. Becker, you were
the one who wanted something back.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Becker, I was the irrational ex and I really wanted
my two dollars hair brush back.
Speaker 11 (15:17):
I had four more at home, but I was like, no,
I need this hair brush back.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And did you get it?
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I did.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I did to be like four weeks and I got
it back.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
So I was so happy.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
And that was the end of it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Because that gets petty, exactly gets pet like for me.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm just like, I'm just going to go to chemist warehouse.
I'm just going to get myself another hair brush.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
I haven't brought a hairbrush in twenty years.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
But I understand that they can be prescious to some people,
can I The other thing is to be aware of here,
and this is obviously, you know, fraught with danger is
when they say can I have something back? And you
realize that all they really want is they want to
come back, and you know, exactly, you know, you've.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Got to be aware of that. Exactly, you as Becker.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Right, Becky Becker, did you want to just see him again?
Is that why you wanted the hair brush. You wanted
to see him.
Speaker 8 (15:59):
No, I was so angry because he cheated on me,
So I just trying to like get something back that
was mine.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
Face grew you.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
And he would have felt that.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
Yeah, I definitely felt it.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Shout to the heart, Beautiful, got on your back, Betiful.
Let's go to Oh truth, I've lost fine, sorry, William.
Can we get a check?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
Jason? There you're going, Jace?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Are you there, Jason, he's your friend. We're talking about
what you got back after breakup?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Oh mate, gave what he spared tire, so not the rim,
the tire to his missus. She's she's done the dirty
on him, and he's one of his tires back and
she refused, so he went and took all of her
wheels and left the car and left the car on brick.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I'm just starting to think that justin Timberlake is a
very naughty boy.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Come to the.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
You listen to that again, don't you can you go?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Let me see who you go? Hit me go or
whatever his buddies say. There go hit me going, don't
get me going?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I don't even know. You know what he says,
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Be gone with it.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I think it is, go ahead, be gone?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Wy?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
You feel in the blanks there?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
He also sings that song Yeah now I'm not sure
I we've got this yet, but they got me singing.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Tired of using technology? Why don't you sit down on
top of me? You see, if you.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Start, you stay.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
That's your line.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
They're not your words, not my words, They're they're not
my words anyway, that's Justin's words and the reason today
I especially think audible and you got away with a lot,
didn't he. There have been a lot of accusations song
though recently j T absolutely.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
You know who cares? Not going to promote it. I'm
not going to promote it because he's a bad man.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He's been accused of we're playing it, We're.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Spinning that, are we?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:56):
We love that song. We bloody love it. It's a
great tune. I think it was in New Trolls movie,
which I also love. Anyway. He's been accused of cheating
a fair bit. Justin Spears has accused him of cheating,
and he was accused of cheating on his now wife
Jessica bial in twenty ten, which he did deny that,
(18:17):
but he's still.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
With Bill, he's still with got two kids together.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
But now today a Playboy model has come out and
said that when he was dating Cameron Diaz, ca hedded
Cameron Diaz. While dating Cameron Diaz, he popped into the
Playboy mansion. I mean, there's your first red flag. Why
going to the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Justin getting a pound of sugar?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Well, no, he wasn't getting a pound of sugar. He
was getting a pound of Zoey Gregory. And it's right off.
So apparently she approached.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Him, can queen just like rewind there?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So like, did Cameron Diaz know that he was going
into the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Because I don't know what's he running with it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I'm just going to go and see Hugh not going in,
Just gonna wait out the front leave of the car,
running real there, see if he wants to go and
play some pickle ball or something like what exactly? You
know where there's smoke, there's fire, Cameron.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Absolutely anyway, this Zoey Gregor who's a Playboy model, approaches
him and he says.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, no, no, no, I don't want to do anything.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I'm currently with Cameron Diaz of Charlie's Angels fame to
get some sugar, just here to get some sugar. And
then eventually she she kept going going and goes, oh,
you know what, I'll have a spar with you.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'll have.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
My what's running is it?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Now?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
You run?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's a waste of a bath. Water restrictions are coming
in Hollywood pretty soon, so we better use it. Zoe's
words go to the spar obviously, like you know, bathers
and everything, though you know no.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Zoe said, both got her kids off, and then she said,
we ended up falling around.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
But here's my fix.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I think we knew this was heading down trouble areas
as soon as they had a spar together there.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
I thought it was trouble when he rocked up the
Playboy mansion.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, now you're right. As soon as he was at
Playboy Mansion, you're right the red flags there. And I
just said, there are some activities that are always more
than friendly, yeap, And thirteen one oh sixty five is
I'd love to hear what you guys think, like, what
are the activities in your mind that are always always
more than friendly? A few that come from to mind
(20:16):
for me sauna.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh yeah, you can't have a platonic sauna. What about
a steam? What about a steam?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I think both.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I think if Mim came home and like tonight and
was just like, oh, hey, by the way, I have
had a sauna with Jason.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
I don't know how to steam with Ryan Shelton the
other night.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah, well, me and Chelsea totally fine, we're buds.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
You came in and tell me how to steam with
Shelton and I was asking questions. That's for sure.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
That's fair cool. Actually, no, I take that back. You
can sauna with mates. What about the application of sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh that's really tough though, because like, if you're pasty
like me and you're at the beach with a friend,
get off the beach, mate, female or other.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
You've got to let them put the cream in your back.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think you've got to get up the beach.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Have you never creamed on him back before? Like some
somebody else's.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Thirty one?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Oh sixty five is the number? What activities? What activity
in your mind? Is always more than friendly?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
And I know it, and I'm sorry, and so.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well it will it come all the way back around?
That's the question.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
He's singing about karma there and then he's off gallivanting
with a whole bunch of other women.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Anyway, so we are asking thirty one oh six five
what activities are more than friendly?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
And I just think because.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Because you're drawing the line, obviously, a sauna with someone,
a tub with someone, any activity involving hot water and swimsuits,
you'd probably have to say there's a line. Massaging obviously
falls into that. You've called out sunscreen. I'm gonna I'm
gonna drop the bar right down here, like you know,
what if your what if your partner, what if you're beloved?
Says I'm just going around to a friend mine, to
(22:01):
a friend of mine of the gender that they're attracted to,
and said, we're going I'm gonna go and bake some
cupcakes with them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Totally fine, what's what's baking?
Speaker 5 (22:11):
I feels they could get a bit friendly, like it's intimate.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You know, you're gonna be who's cupcakes.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Who's gonna be, who's gonna who's gonna lick the ball?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know, like it just gets a bit it It
feels like a very I mean, here's another one, because again,
these are just I don't know the answer here, I'm
just throwing these out there. What about I'm going around
to watch a movie at.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Her place, his place, game movie or night movie.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Night movie. Just one on one on the couch watching
a movie.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, don't it one on one? Weird?
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Well, it's continue, it's interesting, isn't it? Like? Be fine
if it was a big group. I'm going around to
play Lego. That's a bit strange, but strange.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Got Sarah here, Sarah, what activities are off limits for you?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
They can never be.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Friendly, but they can't go together.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
You can't go together with eight friends to age.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, it's not even if you're in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
So if you if you so, if I went to
with a friend, a female friend, and we're like, we're
both going to get massages from separate messuss.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I guess if you went to a step if you
work together, but as long as you're not stooping down
before you go, yeah.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
Good.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
And obviously you can't be the one massage as well.
I can't be massage without saying let's go.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
To Tai Lan tell Talan sorry.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Talent, Yeah, just sad, how it is talent? What's the
activity they can't remain friendly for you?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Sharing food or feeding someone. Oh great, my boyfriend feeding
some other girls food off another fork?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Why done?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Why is feeding?
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Why is putting something in someone else's mouth? So I
don't know answer that question, Danny's cool. That was a
rhetorical one. That one, that's one of those ones that you.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Answer halfway through.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Figure it out, yeah, Danny, Danny, what activities can't remain friendly?
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Sitting on someone's lap.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To garbage?
Speaker 5 (24:06):
Some of my best friends are women.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Like if they came and sat on my lap to
come and talk to me, I'm not like, okay, groping
them or staring lovingly into their eyes, but if they
just want a seat and have a chat.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
So I want to focus on the start of at
some of my best friends. I think there are some
There are some women where it's like, yeah, you've been
friends with this person for a year.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
But if a woman you've just met.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Is sitting on your lap, Oh come on, didn't come
down the last hour?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Why if it's If it's what if? What's the difference?
Like if it's someone I've just met, I just think of.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Someone she can't find a seat. What does she's give
her your seat?
Speaker 5 (24:39):
You're pig? I have got another one for you sharing
a tent?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
What's the situation? Why are you sharing a tent? Did
you plan to share a tent?
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
I think because if you plan to share a t
and I'm like, why didn't you just pack two tents?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But if one beaten by a bear because.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You got to Let's say you're going hiking or something,
you're not taking two tents hiking one friend.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
If you go one on one with just another a
sex that you're attracted to, yep, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You just mate, like with your best friend is a
girl you grew up with her, right, Okay, that changes
things since you're you know, fifteen, going that changes.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
They're going for a hike together, we're sharing a tent.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I think that changes.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Its still a couple of flags though, wasn't there There's
got to be a flag.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
There's gotta be a question if you're.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Doing it every weekend and it's like, oh, you're going
camping every weekend with this girl, yeah, well they'd oh
that would be odd every weekend.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Then you're feeding a sushi, giving her a foot rub.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Katerina, what activities cannot be done or can't remain friendly
for you Katerina, you're totally fair enough.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Terina right, skinny
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