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April 16, 2024 • 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Alrighty, So the podcast is either us picking a card
from like a thought provoking card game, or answering a
question that one of you guys are sent in. So
thank you so much for everyone who is sent in
questions bolk questions coming through that people want us to
delve into. The one we're going for today is if

(00:26):
a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Fascinating that no one's put their name to that question,
by the way, interestingly enough fascinating. Now, initially I'm thinking

(00:47):
it's neude. That's my initial thought because I I from
my knowledge of turtles, it's not like a turtle lives
in their shell. The shell itself is a is like
a not a but a but a protective barrier, almost
like a shield. And a turtle would live in some
sort of mossy nook.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I don't think. No, where do you where the
turtles live? Think they're nomadic or they move from mossy
nook to mossy nook. But I'm saying that they park
they like No, I don't think they do park. So
you just that you think that when a turtle gets
to the end of the day, got a home.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But so would you argue then that their home is
their shell? Yeah, okay, so you're on the you're on
the side of you think a turtle without a shell
is homeless.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, so when is a turtle naked currently? So the
turtle is nude regardless of shell, Yes, I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Because they don't wear clothes. It's a good point.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
So let's just let's just qualify what we're talking about
is naked here m h.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Not wearing clothes?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, parts at private parts are? I think that's probably
a bit. Where's a turtle's turtle? That's a great question,
because they fart out of their mouths. No, they breathe
out of their asshole. Sorry, they're not. It's not reciprocated
out there, Soren.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
If it breathes out of its bum, the bum.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Is exposed, the nurse is exposed.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
So it's naked. Whether it has a shell or not,
it is naked.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh we know that, because it breathes out of its asshole.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Exactly. So all turtles, regardless of shell, a nude. So
I think we're crossing off. A turtle without a shell
is naked. I think we're just saying the turtle that.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I also don't think that. I don't know this for sure,
but I'm going to say that, like the membrane of
the skin of a turtle go on is like attached
to the shell or the shell forms that. I don't
think you can strip a turtle of its shell unless
you found it underneath its shell. I imagine you'd find organs.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The best surgeons in the world could.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Absolutely No, it's not like he's like a little mole
rat like underneath.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
His shell, like the shell is his back is his shell.
I'm picturing an anteata like it would look like an
ant with it.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I know what you're thinking of. It's like if you've
seen any photos of a bear with all the hair
shaved off, so much so much more.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Verify turtles genitalia is located at the end of its tail.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Turtles dick is its tail at the end of its tail,
at the end, the end the knob, and the rest
of it's the shaft.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, I mean it's not the tail is the doodle,
I think, I think point.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
There's not a dicking balls on the end of the tail.
I've said a turtle in the world and I'll tell
you right.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Now, the female's tail is quite sure, it's not that
you might say. And that male's tail is quite long
and that attracts the female to them with their long tail.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
The penises like don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
None of these.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
It's not the end of the base jay.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And I'm not you know, I'm not good with digs,
but I'm trying to get there.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
And the turtles like seat like birds have a kloaka.
What's that a kloaka is It's a combined intestinal, urinary
and reproductive organ, so they pooh, we and it's all
in one.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's one expression clacker like up your clacker, up your
cloaka could be.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
So hang on, so hang on, slide down. So there
is a there is some sort of reproductive organ at
the base of its tail which poos out of and
peas out of and has sex with. I'm looking at
a turtles penis as we speak. I don't think you
could call it a penis. But okay, that's interesting. I

(04:46):
never thought today either it's naked, whether or not kloaka,
a shellaka or a bivouacka.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
It is outside of the shell, so it's naked like
every other animal in the wild is naked at all times.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
She put pants on them.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Unless you put pants on them something.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Your dog wears a coat, No she doesn't.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yes, she does a lepid coach and I a twained
leopard coat, and that was that was a gag. But otherwise,
animals are naked in the wild.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I've seen the're out in public.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Don't you know? That's the except the rule. I think
you just need to accept the fact that animals are
naked well, because they don't have constoct so I don't
think if we had. I think that the turtle shell
is its home. It's not its clothes, so it's so
homeless without a shell. I mean to extend this ever
so slightly before we wrap.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Things up for the day. Snails, Yeah, we know that
they do drop shells because I see them. I see
empty shells, and I've seen what looks to me like
a naked snail without its shell.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I'm not sure that snails do drop shells. I think
you're talking about crustaceans of hermit crabs potentially.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
No, no, I'm talking about snails. I've stepped on a
on a on a on a snail shell and being like,
oh no, I've killed a snail and then it's like, no,
I haven't at this beach. No, it's around the house, around.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
The house, around was it the beer? I saw a
nude just crush the shell. I saw a new If
I find out that this shell shell Grudgey is within
twenty to thirty minutes of a beach, I will kill you. No,
I will come over there.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I saw a naked snail. I don't know where they
know the slug could have been a slug. Okay, My
question those same question around the turtles though, isn't the
shells grow the shells the snails grow?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
She sells seashells grow the shell.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can they regrow?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Which is amazing?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Now I think can they regrow? One though? Where one
gets chipped? Because sometimes they cop damage they might take
just battle and take on trapp.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
What have you been here in the army. Yeah, it's
just it's just a it's just a a. I think
it's a battle wound. You know. It's like if you know,
if you see a in fact checking that time, if
you see an elephant, like, if you see it, what
do you want? If you see it? Us a shell?
You know, Degenerator in the middle of informing Woody that

(07:11):
slugs separate creatures to snails, which is a huge moment.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I just was stilling up turtle peans that increased by
nearly fifty percent in length, and get out seventy five
percent in width.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Seventy five percent in width?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
What for massive? Almost becomes like a like a platypus tail,
like it flattens.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
A huge chide effectively. Yeah wow, but all turtles have chides. Wow,
get that on a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Regrow their shell? Do snails regenerate? Can't?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
If the shells damaged, the only killed?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Does it become a.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Now all were you next to the beach? You can't clean?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
No? No, no, it was in my compost.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
He killed us?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Now, I don't think I did. Don't think it was me.
I think he was in a war, a battle obviously
around the backyard. Lost nails drop their shells.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's a good question. I don't think that I've got
a nude snail.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Never leave their shells voluntarily, and if they lose a
shell due to accidental injury or predatation, predation, they will die.
Slugs live their entire lives of that shell.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
But we knew this. Tom didn't need to google snow
if I went outside to Max and I was like,
showing me the snails, showing the slug should be like
bank bank.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
But but you right now, I've got no hang on,
there is a naked snail currently in my compost.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
There's not a naked it's been what's happened? A bird
got it and it picked out the snail from its
shell and it ate it. Well, that's really sad. Now
I had to be that guy. But you know I've
eaten absolutely delicious?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Are they really?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
They don't look like if you If I was in
the bush, someone said, very.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Good with a bit of garlic butter. Required suck it
out of the shell? Is that what you do? You out?
For sure?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
How hard do you have to suck? How much forty
need to suck it out?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
It's like sucking golf ball through a garden hose. You
know you've never done that.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Quiet You've got to go really hard, harder than you
do when you're sucking out flesh out of a lobster.
With that, harder than when you suck out flesh out
of really what about it?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Very It depends how they're cooks.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I would have to fix smoothie with protein powder.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Ah, straw straw thick boy, that's easy love them.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Okay, thin boy, that's hard, harder Now I'm sucking the snail.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Now we are going to go I think, and then
we've covered that off.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, tick goat question put that. Thank you to unnamed
person who suggested that question. Very interesting. Keep them coming, guys,
keep your questions. Whose animal penis do you want to
know about?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Next?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
This whole podcast would just be animal penises.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
All turtles have chids needs to be on a T
shirt as as I'm concerned. That's a big taken anyway,
that's big, is just a blight on the poor species.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Grows seventy five percent in width.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think they're breeding. Also takes like three three to
five hours or even longer.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Do you learn that from the movie for Getting Sarah
Marshall When that guy is rolling around the resort, going
who wants to come and watch the turtles have sex?
They mate for three hours?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No? If they make for ages and ages and ages
very slowly.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Have you ever turtle turtle tantra? Have you ever seen
a turtle having sex with a croc?

Speaker 2 (10:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Well, if you do anything tonight feels illegal. YouTube that No,
like the shoe, not a crocodile. The shoe. What they
get turtles have sex with the footwear known as a
crocod YouTube it.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh my god, I thought you were talking about the reptile.
You're talking about like the ship? Yeah right, and get
the rubber marine style footwear.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And it's this. It's a you just I don't want to,
but it's so worth watching.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Where does it? Where does it put its?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Do you want the audio?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Just?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yeah, just play? Shall we go to a sponsor before
we play?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Oh? I thought we're out of here, but no, let's
do the sponsor when we come back audio and then
we'll leave. Ok.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Okay, this is three point one million views fourteen years
ago this was uploaded.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
You've got to put this on people in your mind. Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I think I think quite. I think this podcast needs
to become what animal is this? Mating? And every every
every every night we just listen to the sounds and go,
oh good beginning. That is awesome. I never would have
picked turtle.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
There does That's a great idea. Maybe we can finish
finish every podcast episode with whatever mating. I love that
great areas.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Tommy, can you be responsible finding audio of animals mating.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
It is my job, well S
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