April 18, 2024 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, guys, welcome to the BVTS podcast, here where we
answer your questions. If you send in a requestion, we
call it a re question. Nice little play on words there,
absolutely yes, if not though these these yeah, traditionally are
very interesting, hopefully provocative, sometimes very funny questions that we
have to answer within fifteen minutes. That's the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But there's no rules. Honestly, we will answer any question
that you send it. That's the new rule we've actually made.
You've got the first question, so I'm before you take
the question, did you want to hear yesterday's animal sex sound?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh? We mighted to do that at the end.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think I think, I think.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It rolls on, Yeah, rolls on.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We here it well, I think yeah. No, we'll have
another crack at the end of the podcast. Sam. Nice.
But for those people that are sticking around for that
yes yesterday answer today one hundred percent yesterday we heard
would you started a new game? We have to guess
the animal via the mating sound effect, yes, or the
sound that it makes while it's mating, and yes, So
(01:00):
we'll do that at the end.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Nice. Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What is the one thing you think most people have
and never appreciate enough.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Deep one. Here we go, deep one. That's from Maya.
Thanks so much for the question, Maya.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The one thing you think most people have a real question,
never appreciate enough.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The one people.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That people think the one thing you think most people have, Yes,
and never appreciate enough.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I think that we effectively take for granted.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think yes, but it's also what most people have,
because like, there's lots of people that don't have money. Yeah,
do you see what I mean? So I think she's saying, like,
is it a riddle? Nearly everyone has this thing, but
they don't take it for but they take it for granted.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't think this is a riddle.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If it was a riddle, what do you think the
answer is? Time? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nice, cute team.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Most people, but most people have We all have time,
exactly what what?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Only most people have it?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Everyone has tires, which mean everyone has it, but everyone
takes it for granted.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, no, this is just like, this is genuinely asking
what's something that most of us have got and we
take it completely for granted?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Very good, very I certainly appreciate an air fryer.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I mean yeah, can I say tupperware like is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I think is a great example because I reckon.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I like, I was talking about my TopWare today because
I couldn't find the topwear that I put my carrots
in these days, and I was looking for another receptacle,
and I was like, what the bloody hell were people
doing if they weren't putting their shit in the doublewear
like you that is, and like you just I'm sorry,
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but you're buying lunch at work. My dad buying you're
buying lunch at work.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
My dad used to wrap it in our aminium foil.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That was the thing my dad used to put in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Foil and it was squashed well, it was awful, never
didn't work well. But that was what they were doing
before tupaware. And if you don't have tapaware, that's what
you're doing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Tupwear is pretty good, and it's just got a lot
better recently. And they wrap it in like in the
olden days, they'd wrap it in like linen or bees
wax or something. Getting trouble your lunch in bees wax,
we need the boo, like my god, people with bees
waxed linen would carry a lunch linen.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Blow me down.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You'd carry a lunchbox, you'd carry a lunchbox, carry your tupperware. No, no,
I get that, But like tap aware survives better in
a bag. Now, people used to carry these little have
you ever seen, like an old school construction site, their
lunch box and that's their tools, could.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Be their tools?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, no, no, I think it is their lunchbox. I'm
being being facetious. I think I think it is their
lunch box. I think I used to carry it. But
little there might be a couple of tools in there
on your lunch. Say, even if it was a toolbox,
they've got a bloody sandwich in there, because where else
are they going to put it? Because they haven't got
a top ofwar exactly? So tup ofwar is up there for.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Me, tupe of war?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Is there another household item that you don't think people with?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Brush?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I tend to think a lot of people have a
tooth brush, and I don't people take it for granted.
In fact, I think it's a pain in the arse.
But if you look, you know, if we're talking about
the hottest figures in history, hottest figures, say I think
about this, you know, I like a lot of history.
I like a lot of historical dramas. I read a
lot of history. History is a very favorite topic of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And when you're saying hottest figures, like you're saying in
a looks perspective, or yeah, so the hottest people in history.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, this is a good this is a good topic Aragon.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You name it Joan of Arc. Did you say that?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So we're both very keen on Joan of Arc. You
got keen on it recently and you're like, mate, Joan
of Arc. And I was like, mate, don't don't come down.
And I didn't come down in the Last Dark anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But I just can't believe that anyone, if anyone in history,
and you'll be I'm sure you'll agree with me here
if anyone in history did anything particularly good, and Jonavuk
is an example of this. Eventually, if you do so well,
it's heresy because it's like you're in God areas.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're in God areas gone?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Did you like, where have you taken me here? I'm
trying to talk about toothbrushes. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think it's fascinating that anything you look at, anyone
in history, if they get particularly good at what they do,
if their skills are.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
So, whether they're rich or they're a demon or something.
But it's so repetitive, I feel it does stop at
a point.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
A couple of history podcasts as well well, and I
guess the punchline. I'm always like, let me guess they
start thinking they're a god demonic yeah, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Gotta wend them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, it's not necessarily they become a god or a
demon though people think, well, yes and no, But I
think it's also even if they don't turn them into
a god or a demon. So example, if you consider
the French Revolution, consider the leader of the Jacobin in
within the French Revolution, he started this thing is cult
about himself effectively, Maximilian rob Spierre. He was just like,
you know what, I don't worry about Christianity. Let's get
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around the cult of humanity. Effectively, it just gets to
a point where they just they're like, you.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Know what, drink the bath order a bit exactly, so.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They're like, we're better to kill them ritualistic sacrifice. Interesting
argument in and round. If you ritualistic sacrifice humans, then
everybody chills out. Scapegoat exactly woulds anyway, it make it
take you back to toothbrushes. I can take you back
to toothbrushes.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's a very topic one today, but I won't thank.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You so toothbrushes. A lot of the time I think
about really hot people in history. If I'm reading history
and they paint somebody out to be a particularly attractive woman,
I get that, And then I go, yeah, look, I
get it. Queen Elizabeth sounds like she was, you know,
right up my alley, very clever, very powerful, or very powerful,
(06:53):
very clever. But then I remember she's Elizabethan and she
probably had little charcoal nubs for teeth.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, So I don't think these days that people take
their tooth I think they take their toothbrush for granted.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
George Washington famously had wooden there you go as well,
Like imagine like going like, oh, hello, George, like president
of the United States, like if you don't mind, how
are you George?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And then he opens his mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Would like it would be like wooden chompers, like damn,
how would you even eat?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I think it's still he would have stuff stuck in
his teeth all the time because he wouldn't feel it
wouldn't be like George, you get a splinter when fish
in there you're trying to mack out with him, you
get a little splinter on your tongue, like a.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Further be like a wooden furriness. Okay, yeah, toothbrush a
good example. Good example. I'm trying to think of things
that I've that I've taken for granted. I'm trying to
take it that way, like it's saying from your actual
it is it's hard to make the it is a
little bit difficult to make the assumption of what most
people have that that that that is a bit vague
for me. And I'm not one hundred percentul you know,
(07:57):
how do I define what most people have? But I
can speak for myself on what I have had and
what I've definitely taken for granted. And I toilet, Yeah,
I've probably taken the toilet for granted. I'm trying to
think now, like whenever I've been away from my creature comforts,
what I really really missed and like I I don't
(08:19):
reckon I've like really appreciated for a long time, like
a roof, Like a roof, yeah, like you just you
it's not it's dark and you just you just get
so well you Well, for me personally, I've always had
a roof over my head. Very lucky in that regard,
but I didn't view it as lucky. I was just like, oh,
this is just the way. And then you go whether
(08:40):
you go.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Camping or whatever, and it's like, this is oh my.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
God, for anyone that. Yeah, I mean if you want
to get down to bare bones, for anyone that if
you ever spend any time in the wilderness for a
significant amount of time, it's becomes very obvious very quickly
the things that you miss.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Hot water, Yeah, is ridiculous like that. The fact that
you get to turn on a tap and warm yourself
with water is just water coming out of a tap
is luxury. That is elite. Yeah, that's and like unadulterated,
free of illness, free of anything, and just be like
(09:19):
I can bathe in This is unbelievable. Shelter one hundred percent.
I said this is you and the radio show actually,
because you were talking about you went to go and
get a pizza and you were like, I had to
go down to the shop to get the pizza, and
I was like, why would you do that? And you
were hell bent on the pizzas, and you've got a
peculiar set of dietaries which you needed to specify in
(09:40):
front of the proprietra.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And when and when I called, they are engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yes, so you had to go down to the shop.
But I was like, how can you do that when
you literally have the entire world's cuisine at your fingertips
like that, that, for granted, is which we all do.
By the way, Now, why did ten years you'd be
like I'm staying, I'm what five takeaway shops and near
(10:06):
me that I kind of feel like now it's like,
I feel like Lebanese food total deliver it to my door.
That's I feel like that. That's the advent of that
has been ridiculous and the fact that we get spoilt
for choice on that front. You can even take that
further and say with watching things, oh yeah, I know
(10:28):
that got too much of something. When you get to
the point where you have what do you call it
decision fatigue, they will get tie it over Sunday night
You've had a big weekend sit down and go, I
am I am too lazy to think about choosing the
food because I've got too many options and choosing what
to watch because I've got too many options.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's ridiculous, totally Okay, another one here, and I can
speak from experience here. I think everyone takes for granted
the viscosity of the liquid inside their ears. I'll go on,
there is a There is a liquid inside all of
our ears which gives us all of our balance. It
lets the brain know when things are steady right. If
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that is off ever so slightly, you either feel like
you're drunk or you're on a ship constantly furtigo, I've
had it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You just you just you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Don't for something so insignificant. It's everything I had.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Balance.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
We are getting very very primarily here. But consciousness.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Conscious all take.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It for granted, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Nobody's thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Do you remember your friend called me your friend that
was like, hey, mate, is everything okay with recently because
he saw me. I didn't actually notice it was him
because my head was sidewise because I didn't have my balance.
But I tried to get out of the house when
I had verdigo and I was walking with two shopping
bags and I couldn't walk.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Straight, and I was like going like diagonally.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He said, like you were He said, like, it was
a beautiful day, but it looked like you were walking
into a side wind. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And he thought I was drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It was ten in the morning. He was like, yeah,
he's drunk. It's Wednesday morning. Yeah, something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Jeez. This is a great topic. I feel like it
is the final one I want to say. And this
is a little bit serious, but I think appropriate and
will hear an animal sex noise? After this one? Hard
time ended on at Yeah, nice and maybe not everyone
has this and that's maybe the tragedy of it, but
is safety. Yeah, and what happened in Sydney over the
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previous weekend. Only this literally dawned on me today because
Sam was going to had to go to Northland shopping
center with Max, and she said to me, she was like,
do you think I can go to Northland or should
I go to Northland? And I was like, yeah, of course.
And then I was like the weird question why she
(13:00):
was like whoa and taking Max? And I was like,
oh my god, that's insane. Like, you know, obviously having
a child, your sense of safety differently peaks a little
bit more and you get a little bit more paranoid.
But you know, we sort of came to the decision
that she should go also because that's what you they
you know, those sorts of people terrorists want is for
you to react to that way. But I just found
(13:22):
it really interesting that we had to consider whether or not,
just you know, hypothetically, kind of in a very diluted fashion,
she should go to Northland. But imagine living in a
world and a lot of people do where going home
doesn't feel safe. I know, you're stepping outside the front
door like just that and feeling that not feeling safe
(13:44):
is really is really scary.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I know your mum was there, and my dad was
there recently as well, and Pappi in a New Guinea
and you cannot walk down the street.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He dad couldn't believe it. He got there. And the
first you want to do is just go for a wonder.
I wonder.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, And the hotel said absolutely, yeah, like it's not
even like it's not a risk, sir.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You will you will get attacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one, yeah,
it's great. Yeah, you get an armored armad escort there
where you go. Yeah, and you're right, like it's yeah,
because mum works with his plast there, and they deal
with because men are legally allowed to carry a machete there,
hunting knife, and so that she deals with a lot
of injuries that the basically women because it's yeah, abuse
(14:24):
within and then the exact way that the same before
she said, the scariest thing is that they're relieved, just
relieved to be in the hospital because they're not safe
at home. So like, I've been injured. Now the great
news is I can be here. It's not there wild
anyway for me, I think safety is probably a pretty
big one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh one more, want you to get going? Yeah, memory, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, she's yours are. So you are really, really, really
really basic.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I love how I love your thinking on such a
basic level.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Because once the last time you thought to yourself, oh
I'm glad, I'm glad I remembered yesterday. I'm glad I
remember what I did this morning, you don't until the
moment when you don't start struggling with it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh yeah, exacting.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, And and I know you've got an history of
you know, dementia or Alzheimer's in your family, and you've
watched a lot of that, because when that does unravel,
it's it's it's all over. Yeah, it's really hard to
be around. Isn't everything absolutely hard to be around? Imagine
how it is for them exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, there's there's actually if you there is an extraordinary movie,
Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The Father, Oh, the Father.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That that is such an ironer of what it would
be like to be losing your water. Yeah, that is
an extraordinary film.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That's that win Best Picture?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
The Father?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Is it? Did I think he won the I think
he won the Academy. What I don't know won Best Picture.
We're checking out movies.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Oh, well that once we get started, or just Anthony Hopkins,
how often do you say to yourself in the world,
let's hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Make out with Anthony Hopkins. If you had wooden teeth,
that's George, would you George Washington him?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, okay, alrighty, well, great me massive, Thank you to May.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That was a great question.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That was a really wonderful question.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Really good.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Keep him coming so again.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Wonderful, can be serious, can be deep, can be incredibly silly,
just whatever, can be very personal to Will and I
as well.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Like just go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Send them you direct messages on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That's the best way to reach it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Not email us. We are working actually broadly on a
website which will be up and you hopefully we'll.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Be able to put him on the website absolutely due course.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
In due course, look out, just just keep going will
aboody dot com every day, click in there or not.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They're not there there?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wonder all right, shall we figure out which animals? Fucking?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I think it's a camel. I think it's a camel.
I'm so sure it was a dream about that. I'm
so sure it was a camera.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It's the high pitch, which is throwing me off. It's
a Is it a bird of some sort? Is it
a bird of some it's.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
The high pitch.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But then that pig, pig, it's a pig.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Pig? Is it a pig?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Because you've got the depth with the high.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's little lama? Is it a lama? Is it a
farm animal? No?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Is it a hippo?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Remember?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Is it's heterosexual?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Sex?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Voice? Is a male under female?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now we understand that, you understand that. I feel like
you're the only one in this who might need you
and Tom the only ones have an alternative to that is.
When I hear sex, I think hetero sex l J.
That's how my mind works. The nominative fast, normative fast.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Is there queer sex and the animal king?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, there is, there is wat animals.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's brilliant, so so, so very very common.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Hear more. Sure, that's it sounds like a human making
that noise, like if you only get this in forty
five seconds.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I don't know what it is. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
But rhinoceros.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, it's the high pitch. I'm trying to think of
thirty seconds finding out tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
No, that's not fair.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not what we.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Pig.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's a big cow, cow, cow, cow cow?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
What do I do? We were finding out today, right, we.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Have definitely found out. We've got more there tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No, hang on, hang on, it's not a turtle.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's not a turtle's turtle. It's give them a hint
of ye, they're in a tree. It's a monkey.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, chimpanzee.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, it's it's a koala.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Goeat go again? Noway, really, I've heard the mail.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Before, I've heard the men before.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Brilliant and that's why they've got chlamydia because I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
That's it that's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, but there's any relation between lamydia.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And your get getting getting around.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Do you want tomorrow, we'll hear it tomorrow. Yeah, come back.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I hear the clap.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Chat chat
Hey, guys, welcome to the BVTS podcast, here where we
answer your questions. If you send in a requestion, we
call it a re question. Nice little play on words there,
absolutely yes, if not though these these yeah, traditionally are
very interesting, hopefully provocative, sometimes very funny questions that we
have to answer within fifteen minutes. That's the deal.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But there's no rules. Honestly, we will answer any question
that you send it. That's the new rule we've actually made.
You've got the first question, so I'm before you take
the question, did you want to hear yesterday's animal sex sound?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh? We mighted to do that at the end.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think I think, I think.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
It rolls on, Yeah, rolls on.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We here it well, I think yeah. No, we'll have
another crack at the end of the podcast. Sam. Nice.
But for those people that are sticking around for that
yes yesterday answer today one hundred percent yesterday we heard
would you started a new game? We have to guess
the animal via the mating sound effect, yes, or the
sound that it makes while it's mating, and yes, So
(01:00):
we'll do that at the end.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Nice. Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What is the one thing you think most people have
and never appreciate enough.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Deep one. Here we go, deep one. That's from Maya.
Thanks so much for the question, Maya.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The one thing you think most people have a real question,
never appreciate enough.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The one people.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That people think the one thing you think most people have, Yes,
and never appreciate enough.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I think that we effectively take for granted.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I think yes, but it's also what most people have,
because like, there's lots of people that don't have money. Yeah,
do you see what I mean? So I think she's saying, like,
is it a riddle? Nearly everyone has this thing, but
they don't take it for but they take it for granted.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I don't think this is a riddle.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
If it was a riddle, what do you think the
answer is? Time? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Nice, cute team.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Most people, but most people have We all have time,
exactly what what?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Only most people have it?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Everyone has tires, which mean everyone has it, but everyone
takes it for granted.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, no, this is just like, this is genuinely asking
what's something that most of us have got and we
take it completely for granted?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Very good, very I certainly appreciate an air fryer.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I mean yeah, can I say tupperware like is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I think is a great example because I reckon.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I like, I was talking about my TopWare today because
I couldn't find the topwear that I put my carrots
in these days, and I was looking for another receptacle,
and I was like, what the bloody hell were people
doing if they weren't putting their shit in the doublewear
like you that is, and like you just I'm sorry,
(02:54):
but you're buying lunch at work. My dad buying you're
buying lunch at work.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
My dad used to wrap it in our aminium foil.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That was the thing my dad used to put in.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Foil and it was squashed well, it was awful, never
didn't work well. But that was what they were doing
before tupaware. And if you don't have tapaware, that's what
you're doing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Tupwear is pretty good, and it's just got a lot
better recently. And they wrap it in like in the
olden days, they'd wrap it in like linen or bees
wax or something. Getting trouble your lunch in bees wax,
we need the boo, like my god, people with bees
waxed linen would carry a lunch linen.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Blow me down.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You'd carry a lunchbox, you'd carry a lunchbox, carry your tupperware. No, no,
I get that, But like tap aware survives better in
a bag. Now, people used to carry these little have
you ever seen, like an old school construction site, their
lunch box and that's their tools, could.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Be their tools?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, no, no, I think it is their lunchbox. I'm
being being facetious. I think I think it is their
lunch box. I think I used to carry it. But
little there might be a couple of tools in there
on your lunch. Say, even if it was a toolbox,
they've got a bloody sandwich in there, because where else
are they going to put it? Because they haven't got
a top ofwar exactly? So tup ofwar is up there for.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Me, tupe of war?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Is there another household item that you don't think people with?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Brush?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I tend to think a lot of people have a
tooth brush, and I don't people take it for granted.
In fact, I think it's a pain in the arse.
But if you look, you know, if we're talking about
the hottest figures in history, hottest figures, say I think
about this, you know, I like a lot of history.
I like a lot of historical dramas. I read a
lot of history. History is a very favorite topic of mine.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
And when you're saying hottest figures, like you're saying in
a looks perspective, or yeah, so the hottest people in history.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yes, this is a good this is a good topic Aragon.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You name it Joan of Arc. Did you say that?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
So we're both very keen on Joan of Arc. You
got keen on it recently and you're like, mate, Joan
of Arc. And I was like, mate, don't don't come down.
And I didn't come down in the Last Dark anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But I just can't believe that anyone, if anyone in history,
and you'll be I'm sure you'll agree with me here
if anyone in history did anything particularly good, and Jonavuk
is an example of this. Eventually, if you do so well,
it's heresy because it's like you're in God areas.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're in God areas gone?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Did you like, where have you taken me here? I'm
trying to talk about toothbrushes. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I think it's fascinating that anything you look at, anyone
in history, if they get particularly good at what they do,
if their skills are.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
So, whether they're rich or they're a demon or something.
But it's so repetitive, I feel it does stop at
a point.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
A couple of history podcasts as well well, and I
guess the punchline. I'm always like, let me guess they
start thinking they're a god demonic yeah, and they're like.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Gotta wend them.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, it's not necessarily they become a god or a
demon though people think, well, yes and no, But I
think it's also even if they don't turn them into
a god or a demon. So example, if you consider
the French Revolution, consider the leader of the Jacobin in
within the French Revolution, he started this thing is cult
about himself effectively, Maximilian rob Spierre. He was just like,
you know what, I don't worry about Christianity. Let's get
(06:04):
around the cult of humanity. Effectively, it just gets to
a point where they just they're like, you.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Know what, drink the bath order a bit exactly, so.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
They're like, we're better to kill them ritualistic sacrifice. Interesting
argument in and round. If you ritualistic sacrifice humans, then
everybody chills out. Scapegoat exactly woulds anyway, it make it
take you back to toothbrushes. I can take you back
to toothbrushes.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's a very topic one today, but I won't thank.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You so toothbrushes. A lot of the time I think
about really hot people in history. If I'm reading history
and they paint somebody out to be a particularly attractive woman,
I get that, And then I go, yeah, look, I
get it. Queen Elizabeth sounds like she was, you know,
right up my alley, very clever, very powerful, or very powerful,
(06:53):
very clever. But then I remember she's Elizabethan and she
probably had little charcoal nubs for teeth.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, So I don't think these days that people take
their tooth I think they take their toothbrush for granted.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
George Washington famously had wooden there you go as well,
Like imagine like going like, oh, hello, George, like president
of the United States, like if you don't mind, how
are you George?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And then he opens his mouth.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Would like it would be like wooden chompers, like damn,
how would you even eat?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I think it's still he would have stuff stuck in
his teeth all the time because he wouldn't feel it
wouldn't be like George, you get a splinter when fish
in there you're trying to mack out with him, you
get a little splinter on your tongue, like a.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Further be like a wooden furriness. Okay, yeah, toothbrush a
good example. Good example. I'm trying to think of things
that I've that I've taken for granted. I'm trying to
take it that way, like it's saying from your actual
it is it's hard to make the it is a
little bit difficult to make the assumption of what most
people have that that that that is a bit vague
for me. And I'm not one hundred percentul you know,
(07:57):
how do I define what most people have? But I
can speak for myself on what I have had and
what I've definitely taken for granted. And I toilet, Yeah,
I've probably taken the toilet for granted. I'm trying to
think now, like whenever I've been away from my creature comforts,
what I really really missed and like I I don't
(08:19):
reckon I've like really appreciated for a long time, like
a roof, Like a roof, yeah, like you just you
it's not it's dark and you just you just get
so well you Well, for me personally, I've always had
a roof over my head. Very lucky in that regard,
but I didn't view it as lucky. I was just like, oh,
this is just the way. And then you go whether
(08:40):
you go.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Camping or whatever, and it's like, this is oh my.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
God, for anyone that. Yeah, I mean if you want
to get down to bare bones, for anyone that if
you ever spend any time in the wilderness for a
significant amount of time, it's becomes very obvious very quickly
the things that you miss.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Hot water, Yeah, is ridiculous like that. The fact that
you get to turn on a tap and warm yourself
with water is just water coming out of a tap
is luxury. That is elite. Yeah, that's and like unadulterated,
free of illness, free of anything, and just be like
(09:19):
I can bathe in This is unbelievable. Shelter one hundred percent.
I said this is you and the radio show actually,
because you were talking about you went to go and
get a pizza and you were like, I had to
go down to the shop to get the pizza, and
I was like, why would you do that? And you
were hell bent on the pizzas, and you've got a
peculiar set of dietaries which you needed to specify in
(09:40):
front of the proprietra.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
And when and when I called, they are engaged.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yes, so you had to go down to the shop.
But I was like, how can you do that when
you literally have the entire world's cuisine at your fingertips
like that, that, for granted, is which we all do.
By the way, Now, why did ten years you'd be
like I'm staying, I'm what five takeaway shops and near
(10:06):
me that I kind of feel like now it's like,
I feel like Lebanese food total deliver it to my door.
That's I feel like that. That's the advent of that
has been ridiculous and the fact that we get spoilt
for choice on that front. You can even take that
further and say with watching things, oh yeah, I know
(10:28):
that got too much of something. When you get to
the point where you have what do you call it
decision fatigue, they will get tie it over Sunday night
You've had a big weekend sit down and go, I
am I am too lazy to think about choosing the
food because I've got too many options and choosing what
to watch because I've got too many options.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's ridiculous, totally Okay, another one here, and I can
speak from experience here. I think everyone takes for granted
the viscosity of the liquid inside their ears. I'll go on,
there is a There is a liquid inside all of
our ears which gives us all of our balance. It
lets the brain know when things are steady right. If
(11:08):
that is off ever so slightly, you either feel like
you're drunk or you're on a ship constantly furtigo, I've
had it.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You just you just you.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Don't for something so insignificant. It's everything I had.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Balance.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
We are getting very very primarily here. But consciousness.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Conscious all take.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
It for granted, no doubt about it.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Nobody's thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Do you remember your friend called me your friend that
was like, hey, mate, is everything okay with recently because
he saw me. I didn't actually notice it was him
because my head was sidewise because I didn't have my balance.
But I tried to get out of the house when
I had verdigo and I was walking with two shopping
bags and I couldn't walk.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Straight, and I was like going like diagonally.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He said, like you were He said, like, it was
a beautiful day, but it looked like you were walking
into a side wind. Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
And he thought I was drunk.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It was ten in the morning. He was like, yeah,
he's drunk. It's Wednesday morning. Yeah, something's wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Jeez. This is a great topic. I feel like it
is the final one I want to say. And this
is a little bit serious, but I think appropriate and
will hear an animal sex noise? After this one? Hard
time ended on at Yeah, nice and maybe not everyone
has this and that's maybe the tragedy of it, but
is safety. Yeah, and what happened in Sydney over the
(12:39):
previous weekend. Only this literally dawned on me today because
Sam was going to had to go to Northland shopping
center with Max, and she said to me, she was like,
do you think I can go to Northland or should
I go to Northland? And I was like, yeah, of course.
And then I was like the weird question why she
(13:00):
was like whoa and taking Max? And I was like,
oh my god, that's insane. Like, you know, obviously having
a child, your sense of safety differently peaks a little
bit more and you get a little bit more paranoid.
But you know, we sort of came to the decision
that she should go also because that's what you they
you know, those sorts of people terrorists want is for
you to react to that way. But I just found
(13:22):
it really interesting that we had to consider whether or not,
just you know, hypothetically, kind of in a very diluted fashion,
she should go to Northland. But imagine living in a
world and a lot of people do where going home
doesn't feel safe. I know, you're stepping outside the front
door like just that and feeling that not feeling safe
(13:44):
is really is really scary.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I know your mum was there, and my dad was
there recently as well, and Pappi in a New Guinea
and you cannot walk down the street.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He dad couldn't believe it. He got there. And the
first you want to do is just go for a wonder.
I wonder.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, And the hotel said absolutely, yeah, like it's not
even like it's not a risk, sir.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You will you will get attacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one, yeah,
it's great. Yeah, you get an armored armad escort there
where you go. Yeah, and you're right, like it's yeah,
because mum works with his plast there, and they deal
with because men are legally allowed to carry a machete there,
hunting knife, and so that she deals with a lot
of injuries that the basically women because it's yeah, abuse
(14:24):
within and then the exact way that the same before
she said, the scariest thing is that they're relieved, just
relieved to be in the hospital because they're not safe
at home. So like, I've been injured. Now the great
news is I can be here. It's not there wild
anyway for me, I think safety is probably a pretty
big one.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Oh one more, want you to get going? Yeah, memory, Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, she's yours are. So you are really, really, really
really basic.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I love how I love your thinking on such a
basic level.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Because once the last time you thought to yourself, oh
I'm glad, I'm glad I remembered yesterday. I'm glad I
remember what I did this morning, you don't until the
moment when you don't start struggling with it.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh yeah, exacting.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, And and I know you've got an history of
you know, dementia or Alzheimer's in your family, and you've
watched a lot of that, because when that does unravel,
it's it's it's all over. Yeah, it's really hard to
be around. Isn't everything absolutely hard to be around? Imagine
how it is for them exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, there's there's actually if you there is an extraordinary movie,
Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The Father, Oh, the Father.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
That that is such an ironer of what it would
be like to be losing your water. Yeah, that is
an extraordinary film.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
That's great.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
That's that win Best Picture?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
The Father?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Is it? Did I think he won the I think
he won the Academy. What I don't know won Best Picture.
We're checking out movies.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Oh, well that once we get started, or just Anthony Hopkins,
how often do you say to yourself in the world,
let's hear from you.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Make out with Anthony Hopkins. If you had wooden teeth,
that's George, would you George Washington him?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yes, okay, alrighty, well, great me massive, Thank you to May.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
That was a great question.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
That was a really wonderful question.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Really good.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Keep him coming so again.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Wonderful, can be serious, can be deep, can be incredibly silly,
just whatever, can be very personal to Will and I
as well.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Like just go for it.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Send them you direct messages on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
That's the best way to reach it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Not email us. We are working actually broadly on a
website which will be up and you hopefully we'll.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Be able to put him on the website absolutely due course.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
In due course, look out, just just keep going will
aboody dot com every day, click in there or not.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
They're not there there?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wonder all right, shall we figure out which animals? Fucking?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I think it's a camel. I think it's a camel.
I'm so sure it was a dream about that. I'm
so sure it was a camera.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It's the high pitch, which is throwing me off. It's
a Is it a bird of some sort? Is it
a bird of some it's.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
The high pitch.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
But then that pig, pig, it's a pig.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Pig? Is it a pig?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Because you've got the depth with the high.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's little lama? Is it a lama? Is it a
farm animal? No?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Is it a hippo?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Remember?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Is it's heterosexual?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Sex?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Voice? Is a male under female?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Now we understand that, you understand that. I feel like
you're the only one in this who might need you
and Tom the only ones have an alternative to that is.
When I hear sex, I think hetero sex l J.
That's how my mind works. The nominative fast, normative fast.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Is there queer sex and the animal king?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yes, there is, there is wat animals.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
It's brilliant, so so, so very very common.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Hear more. Sure, that's it sounds like a human making
that noise, like if you only get this in forty
five seconds.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I don't know what it is. I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't think I know what it is.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
But rhinoceros.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
No, it's the high pitch. I'm trying to think of
thirty seconds finding out tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
No, that's not fair.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Not what we.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Pig.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
It's a big cow, cow, cow, cow cow?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
What do I do? We were finding out today, right, we.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Have definitely found out. We've got more there tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
No, hang on, hang on, it's not a turtle.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's not a turtle's turtle. It's give them a hint
of ye, they're in a tree. It's a monkey.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
No, chimpanzee.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
No, it's it's a koala.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Goeat go again? Noway, really, I've heard the mail.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Before, I've heard the men before.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Brilliant and that's why they've got chlamydia because I love it.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
That's it that's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, but there's any relation between lamydia.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And your get getting getting around.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Do you want tomorrow, we'll hear it tomorrow. Yeah, come back.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
I hear the clap.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
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