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April 16, 2024 44 mins
  • What kid show got ya crying?
  • Your greatest tech blunders
  • Battle Of The Gens
  • Luke Heggie
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  • Will’s big regret as a parent

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
There is a kid's character it's been affected. His name
is Bluey. Very sad. Episode apparently released today. I have
been meaning to watch that all afternoon, but I haven't.
But apparently it's about houses, and I don't want to
give way too many spoilers, but very sad. Apparently a
lot of adults are crying as well, devastated. Yeah, sad, God,

(00:27):
is something bad out of the house.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
I've heard, I've heard through a conversation, what what has happened?
But again, I don't want to give any spoils.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Like a haunting, under conjuring or something.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
No, no haunting. Blue is the kids show, strung up
by his That's kids, That's kids show show.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Will He's up? Could have been anyway. So there is
something quite belittling and very humor about crying and a
kid's thing though, because it's it's equal parts nostalgic, equal
parts good writing. And when they when they suck a

(01:08):
punch you in the face like you really do cry
like no adult film can make you do. Because they're
so basic. It's often it's based on very basic principles.
Kids like things to be in black and white, and
they're often dealing with concepts which children aren't quite yet understanding,
so they have to layer it on thick and beautifully.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And also when not expecting it, you're watching a movie
with eighteen month old daughter, You're like, this is gonna
be fine, a bit of fun, yeah, and then selling
happened and it hits you.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Ah, mate, Captain feather swawd the other day, you know,
I thought he was lost it, so he came back
still dancing totally wild. I lost it, but I'd love
to hear I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Different character.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I love even people right now. Third, when I thinks
five with, which moment in a kid's show or movie
still gets you on thirty one?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Lad?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And it's got to be a pretty much because as
I started watching kids movie, Max has just started watching
kids movies. I actually got her into movies and she's
never been interested. It's always been YouTube clips of farm
animals largely. But now she's into kids movies. And I
was like, let's watch a movie and we chucked on
Finding Nemo the other day, and those bastards do you

(02:21):
in the first thirty seconds Coral Coral to get there
there and he finds the only little one left. It's

(02:42):
really sad. I explained to Max. In reality, fish have
millions of sperm. They fertilized the eggs outside and if
he found one left, he'd probably eat it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
And that's good chat for your one year old.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Well, I just wanted to, like, you know, just kill
the emotion in the room like a good heterosexual father.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah. Nice. I I was watching Inside Out with Renny.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh that's a god kills you.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
And this is a slight spoiler, So if you haven't
seen Inside Out, just dim the vole for about thirty six.
There is a moment in Inside Out where a character
called bing Bong sacrifices himself when they're trying to fly
out of effectively a memory trench. A memory trench. Yeah,
I appreciate it. That's a little bit esoteric. But here's
the moment that she realizes that bing Bong sacrificed himself.

(03:28):
We did it then, bog bengong Ye, you made it.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Take her to the mood for me? Okay? Oh God,
that is he's so happy that he's giving, he's giving
to her. It's good stuff. Oh now the other one,
I mean, I mean, this one is you know the
classic scene. Really, this is the one that I still
kind of listened to it. I was looking at it.

(03:59):
I was looking at audio. It's right, guys, look at
my own audio on this show, look at my own
audio before. And I was like, I think this is
the first thing that probably made me cry in a movie.
Oh dad, Oh no, get up. This is not a

(04:23):
kid's film. This is not a kid's film.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
He's nestling into him, isn't he.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Somebody?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Now?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I realized after I got my audio for this bit
that in both of them, it's about a child healing
a potentially traumatic or resolving a potentially traumatic relationship with
a father figure. That asked lots of questions of me.
I'm sure a lot of the creators have animated movies.
I think it's pretty hectic. I think Bluey dies, and
I think it's a crucifixion, which is wild, which is

(04:59):
why for a dog, an animated dog. But they wanted
to they wanted to put it in a different genre.
And if you're going to do it, traumatic, bloody death,
and I think that's what.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's clever from there, clever kids show. Let's let's crack in, guys.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
To which kids shows gets you? Jordan on thirty six five, George, Hello,
what what? What scene as an adult still makes you cry.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
It would be the one in the first Shrek movie
where Shrek is storming back to his swamp and he
pretty much tells Donkey to just go away and have
many friends. But then when you realize, you know, in
the movie, he's got track and for you owner, that's
like all he needs, Like you don't need the whole world.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
You remember the massive relationship? Yes, I love that.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Great example.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Great example, great example.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
All got a Christian here? And Christian?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
That is sad, isn't it? Can I wait at the start?
Can I stay with you? It's he's so pathetic.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
To guy in the modern I'm making waffles.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, it's like you know that saying.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Christian, this show got here mate?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Hey boys, so it was how to train your Dragon.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
To Oh these ones get you? I go on, what's
the moment.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
So there's two womans in the movie that always bring
a tear to my eye. There's one where the main
character's dad gets reunited with his wife that he's thought
has been dead for like eighteen.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Years, and yeah, she's saying, like, you know, yell at me,
you know, say something, And the only thing he can
say is that she's as beautiful as the day that
he lost her.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh wow, really good.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
And then subsequently, probably half an hour later in the movie,
the dad gets killed.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Oh wow, Well there for anyone who has had that
pen for their midnight midweek movie.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Still worth watching, even if you know now the story, Jess, Jess,
what made you cry? What kids movie or TV show
made you cry?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Toy story three, the toy story.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
The tip of the furnace. Is that what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
The very very end, when Andy hands over his toy
to Bonnie and he drives away, it's like, that's right
in the field.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, I feel like there's a number of reallys. There's
also a really wonderful conversation between Jesse and Woody right
at the end of that movie, which always made me
cry as well. It was really hectic.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It's always very This is.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Jesse, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West. She
loves critters, but none more on her best pal, Bullseye.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
That seemed like a happy scene.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Let's go to Morgan.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Because he's explaining his toys to another kid. Sorry that
he's explained. He's like that, I'm too old. For these
Now this is what this is how you play with them?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
The ball picked it Up Morgan Him Morgan Kids movie
that made you cry.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Conceptually, these can be hard to understand. It In the
film Yeah, did you just say up.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yeah and up yeah? The first ten minutes that movie
had like no dialogue at all. It shows you the
relationship for the main character and his wife, and they're
like it and growing up together and they can't fall pregnant,
and then you know, by the end of it, she
sadly passed away. There he is all alone and grumpy
in his house and everything, and it's heartbreaking.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
But it needs it because it gives him so much texture.
It's hard to.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Get through the first ten.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You just struggled with the first ten.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I don't I'll get I don't have the strength. I
was crying ten minutes into a film. It's like, you
don't usually cry this early. Yeah, It's like, how am
I going to sit through this for another For me
that it's.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Just paid it Like, if they've got me crying in
the first ten, I'm like, who could, like, you know,
just bring over the suffering truck and just dump it
on me. Let's go to Loretta on. I mean, that's why,
that's why I like art. I realized that recently human suffering.

(09:15):
Loretta on thirty one and six talk to me what kids?
She always gets you.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
It's my Anna when she goes that into a little
boat and the grandmother passed away and then you see
the spirit come around her and oh god.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
There was spoiler there as well for everyone who had
that penned in for a cheese in it movie.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I haven't seen it. So Grandma dies and comes back.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That was the.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Happy Give us a call right now. Thirteen one oh
sixty five is our number if you or someone you
know has had a massive tech blunder, blunder tech under

(10:03):
what was a blunder?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Then we get it live? Did that live everyone? Just
so you know that was not a recorded bit. That
was a live live bit anyway. Yeah, so tech blunder,
if you've had one, give us a call, and I
think double points underwhelming? Was that underwhelming? That was a shame?
I hope in car speakers that sounded bloody or because
you came.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
In here and you're like, we're going to do that
thing live with turncoat time and I was like, wow,
here we go live bit, let's do it involving sound effects. Well,
I can't, speaking of behalf of everyone who thought that. Well,
you're not in a car.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
You're not in a car with subwoofers. So maybe in
a car with a good sounds in.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
A radio studio with probably with a good sound system.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Fair point. Now let's go back to what I'm after, though,
tech blunders double points if it leads to devastating consequences.
Because in the news today a lawyer by the name
of Aisha var Dag, who is also known as the
Diva of Divorce. She's a divorce lawyer. Wow, self proclaimed name,

(11:04):
the Diva of divorce. You want to get divorced, you
go and see the Diva bar Dag var Dag. Anyway,
she's online, she's online registering a divorce. She hits a
wrong button and divorces the wrong couple and blunder. Tech blunder.

(11:30):
If you've got one, call thirty very good. So to
get this goes to the courts, go to the court.
She's like, hey, listen, I hit the wrong button. These
couple does not want to get divorced.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
I can't hit a wrong button to execute a divorce
like that. Well, according to the news, how much paper
it would be involved in a divorce where you would
need like you're you're a marriage celebrate, you know.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
How to do divorces. I don't believe in divorce.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's not the point. I know. That's I don't have.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
The power to divorce.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I never said you did the power to love. But
what you would know is how meticulous you need to
be with the names and stuff you need to You
need to write the same names down a number of
times that documents need to be executed.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
It was two Williams's, so like she was trying to
divorce A Williams and she divorced the wrong Williams. Anyway,
went to the court's will and the judge was like,
I'm sorry, wrong button or not. That couple is now
strange and they're really struggling to reverse their decision.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So does that mean that the ramifications are that? Like,
are they like do they have to act like a
divorced couple now? Like we all like for all, you
know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Well, I don't know, but I can only assume they
have to respect the law there and they are in love. Sorry,
we're divorced. Now we're divorced and move each other from
social media. I'm going to get a bachelor pad, go
through a midlife crist and they got kids?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Shocking?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Uh don't know, don't you?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
So they would? He just would have got a call
and mean, like sorry, mate?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
What's like that? Austin Powers scene start of Austin Powers two.
If people know I'm single again because Vanessa turns out
to be a fo I imagine that's what's happening in here.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, well maybe he would have been devastating, lost love
his life.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, could be that could be a could he be
thirty one? Oh six? Five guys? Tech blunders? Have you
or someone you know how one? Did it have devastating consequences?
I definitely had one last week. I'm going to get
into that after this beautiful track. Oh wasn't that guitar?
How about it? What strings that? Well?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think a number of them.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Will we're talking tech blunders, blunders, tech blunders? What's your
tech blunder? I think I'm getting better. I think I'm
getting better at that double points. If it leads to
devastating consequences, will I'll kick things off. I know I've

(13:52):
got a lot of calls. I promise we'll get to them.
But over Easter, my beautiful fiance min bought a record player.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Oh no, where'd she get ah?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Just it plays the vinyls.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Where'd you get it from?

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Online? I can't. I can't say any more than that. Anyway,
I was like, hey, I didn't know you had vinyls.
We don't. We didn't, but now we do. Went to
a record shop, had never done that before.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Very cool, very cool.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
So I got my favorite album ever, London Grammar if
you wait, yeah okay, went home, rushed home, chucked it
on the record player.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
And I was listening to their first or second was
their first one? I think like Shire and oh yeahite
MEU Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Anyway, I put it on. I'm very excited and then
I was like, this is playing in slow motion.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Ah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
And I was like, oh, bugger, I think I think
I've got a dodgy vinyl. So I went back to
the vinyl store and I was like, hey, I don't
know if you get this.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Took it back to the store.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yes, and I said, hey, I don't know I was
having before, but this vinyls in slow motion and she
he was laughing at this point and I was like, well,
it's not funny. I wouldn't mind it been at normal speeding.
She was like, you just you have to flick a
switch on the side. Let's go to Maria.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Change of rubber band underneath it. So you're like, it
wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
A rubber band. Let's go to Maria. Maria, we're talking
tech blunders. You had a phone blunder? What happened?

Speaker 8 (15:24):
Oh yeah, this is many moons ago. I think it
was back on an old nockiout. I just finished hanging
out with a guy like I've been kind of seeing
for a little while, and this guy used to read
the dictionary before bed.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I was just like, okay, so sorry, sorry, sorry, slow
down just to learn words or out of enjoyment.

Speaker 8 (15:43):
I think loanwords.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Yeah, as a joke.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Actually, like it was a joke.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
Nah. He was an army dude, so I think it
was just.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So he just like, I'm hitting these tonight. Is that
what he's saying. I guess I'm covering anyway, Sorry, Maria,
go on, what was the blonder?

Speaker 8 (16:03):
So then I was on the way home, like from
hanging out with him, and I went to message on
my mates and was just like, oh my god, just
finishing out hanging out with Sam so boring. I just
I cannot do it anymore. And I get a text
back immediately from Sam going thanks thanks a lot.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
I was just like, oh.

Speaker 8 (16:23):
My god, I just meant in a while, I was like,
how do I get out of it? I just meant
that you were just so intelligent that I just I
couldn't follow the conversation. That's why I found it boring.
And He's like, yeah, okay, I don't think this is
going to work. And either way, I'm getting deployed soon,
so you know it's not going to work. I was like,
all right, no.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Worries, nip, Diane, what happened with you tech blunders ah?

Speaker 9 (16:54):
But it's ane. Come ago. About fifty years ago, friends
of mine visit and asked to bring Mick Shirley wedding tape,
the one and.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Sorry, Diane, just I got to wind back that I've
been trying and then trying, where's the accent from? Its thick?

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's very South African?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Wow wee? And what did you say something about show
it in the in the in the wedding or something?
What was that?

Speaker 9 (17:16):
Well, friends of mine bought the videotape to show us
to shut one and only, the one and only and
watching it and I had finger problems.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
The one and only what Diane, the one on the video,
the one on the tape of the wedding or the
wedding to show.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
You tapes our taped over to canoe Race.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's will and Woodies.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Can you put some echo on this? Yes, that's right,
Junior producer analysis back in the studio as we decide
which generation is more clueless than annuals or the gen
Z cheese, the gen Z mouthpiece in this team being
a twenty two year three wow.

Speaker 10 (18:07):
Being like younger though, so I'll take twenty two.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, sure, man, and you're in your red wine era
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I let's not going to that. No one cares with
names at each other just to figure out which generation
is more clueless with These are big names. These are
names that you know, everyone should really know.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Although I think you threw a pretty curly one at
us last week. Yes, ab, I mean no one knew
who this person was.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
Rachel Ziegler.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
God yell, so Ziegler and Brown do barbecues. I know that.
So I'm thinking that Rachel Ziegeler is part of the
Ziegler and Brown.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Is it definitely Rachel or is it Riquel?

Speaker 10 (18:44):
It's definitely Rachel.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Well, Ziegler is the guy who's in charge at the
Mulin Rouge.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Remember, Okay, so it's Mulin Rouge related or barbecue relator.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Neither have you learned?

Speaker 10 (18:56):
You like, we've talked about it enough. Now do you
know who it is?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah? She is in the Hunger Games, Rats and Rabbits,
and she's going to be in the live action replay
because we can't bother coming up with a new storyline
of snow white and really perfect.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Who know but how she sells it.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
But we're gonna listen more names up there, because I
mean I was thinking about one before, which I think
I'm interested in. Analys Glenn McGrath.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
Oh, I feel like Taylor switches on the song on him? No, that's.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I love to hear that. It's Will and Woodies. Can
you put some echo on this? Yeah, Studio producer Analyse

(19:49):
is back in the studio as we try and figure
out which generation is more clueless, Millennials or gen Z
cheers obviously the gen Z in the studio. Well, do
you want to millennials, happily millennials beautiful generation of people.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
Mm, not as beautiful as gen Z now.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Before now before the song there, we threw Glenn McGrath
at you. Your first guest was that Glenn McGrath did
a song with Taylor Swift.

Speaker 11 (20:15):
Yes, because but I mistake that for Tim McGrath, which
was the song. I think Glen McGrath is a cricketer.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, very good, well done and Glenn McGrath so I
think you gotta go now?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (20:28):
Oh yeah cool. So guys, do you know who Sabrina
Carpenter is?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yes, Barry she opened for Taylor Swift. Yes, she did
Chippy herself.

Speaker 10 (20:41):
I wanted to give you one early.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, if I said to you, unters and collectors, what
are you thinking.

Speaker 10 (20:50):
That vintage show with the one where they go that's antiques?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
B Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, I go again. What's it called? Hunters and collectors
and hunters and collector eat?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
What you combined amazingly was bargain hunters. Yes, with the
collectors on antique.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Quite clever, brilliant show.

Speaker 11 (21:12):
Let's make it so un collectors, I'd go with some
sort of grunge music album.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Ah, not bad. They are a band. I wouldn't call
them a grunge band, but.

Speaker 10 (21:29):
I oh no, not really. I was gonna pretend I did,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, yes, you don't know.

Speaker 10 (21:35):
I keep forgetting that.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I get to go.

Speaker 10 (21:38):
So who's Riley Key?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Oh, I've seen the name. I've seen the name that
a boy could go. It could could very much go
either way, very gender neutral kind of name. Riley Riley Key.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Maybe where I seeing that?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Well, yo, yo you Riley. She is a singer, Yeah, yeah,
big singer. Yes, we're huge on TikTok and yeah we
spin her here and we bloody lover.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
You're partly right. You're not right there though, come on.

Speaker 11 (22:18):
She yes, was in Daisy Jones in the Cities.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Hear about that one more time? Why don't she?

Speaker 10 (22:25):
Olivis Presley's granddaughter, and.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, awesome. You watch Daisy Jones and the Ship.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, and it's awesome, the best show ever. It could
be the best show ever. And she's great, it's great.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It's just fleet it's just wonder. They just call it.
We've ripped Fleetwood, Max lives.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It's a great laughter so to rip. So it's great
to watch. Awesome. Anyway, I'm going to throw one at
you here.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
And Daisy Jones, and I'll read the book for We've
read the book Buddy Earth.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I read all of Taylor Jenkins Jones's work. That's the
that's the writer. Anyway, Okay, if I said to you
Bo's phrase Burgo's trays comes to the mind.

Speaker 11 (23:08):
Drive through fast food Burgo give him like like in
and out or something like Burgo Burgo.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
By the way, just unbelievable references.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Just the most amazing Australian television show ever hosted by
the one only John Burgess, who obviously.

Speaker 10 (23:25):
Know my bestie.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Who was John exactly?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I actually don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Luke Kegy's in the Studio's at the comedy festival right now. Hey,
look the show is largely about Bogan's is that right?

Speaker 12 (23:43):
No, that's not I'm just not rolling Grogan with no,
not really, it's just a bunch of stuff that it's
annoyed me since the last time I wrote.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Is there anything in particular that has annoyed it since
the last?

Speaker 12 (23:54):
I mean constant themes are the rise of victimhood as
a as a currency. Probably teenage kids are now one
of them sitting one there this in a minute.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
What what is the hardest part of what's the hard
We can turn the audio off outside if you like.

Speaker 12 (24:14):
They're great.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, what's the hardest thing about having your teenage daughter? Really? Oh?

Speaker 12 (24:19):
I mean it's largely really good. But I didn't know
how much of an idiot I was till I had
some always tell you what's rights clever? I turned out
to be wrong.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
So your parenting today'bviously you're from Queensland. Yes, so your
daughters come down from Queensland. We live in Sydney. Yeah,
we live in Sydney, but on tour together.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
So you're in control of the activities today.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
Yeah, I'm less and less in control. I'll just say
what do you want to do and we'll go do that.
We've been eating food for the last few days. That's
a nice moment when that happens.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I should say, what do you know? I've both got
daughters who are kind of nearly like one and a
half two. Yeah, okay, and we're both looking at the
teenage daughter. Think you've had the conversation a number of times.
We're both going, well ship, that's obviously just a black
hole of as bear. No, it's great.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
It depends you.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Depend You've given me one shining light though, which is
at some stage you don't have to keep coming up
with the activities, do you.

Speaker 12 (25:16):
Absolutely not, that's amazing. That'd rather you not be there
a lot of the time, of course, which is fine.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Their own people exactly, so they get up out of bed.
I just never thought about.

Speaker 12 (25:26):
It, not so much getting up out of bed.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, that's true. But there's a moment where like, you know,
you've got a blank day, where like you're looking after
you where like they're like, hey, you do you do?

Speaker 12 (25:36):
Yeah, you get a lot more work done, nothing done.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
That's got to be a huge moment. It's pretty good.

Speaker 12 (25:43):
Yeah, it's great. When they're eighteen, I'll change the locks
and get even more done.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
She's still fine. You're funny, by the way.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Not really.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
I'ven't been funny for years.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I don't think.

Speaker 12 (25:56):
Every now and then i'll do something funny, but not really.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I did just look at I looked outside.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
There just nothing even in the log change shaking there.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Really, I'm not moving.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
You mind if we ask her, what's what's your daughter?
Is that collete? Do you mind? If we if we
ask her, if I just page out to her quickly
she finds her old man funny.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, go.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Hi, Collette, Hi, there you're going.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
You find your dad funny. He's he's all right.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Have you been to his show at all? I know
you've traveled here with him, but not so much.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
He doesn't want to stay.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
There.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
We go Wow, and Collette, what's the what's the most
painful thing about your father? If I can ask?

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Do you have to just pick one.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Into a roast? Left out? She gave in.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Never coming to an interview ever again, I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Look one other thing that because again I want to
stay in this vein because I feel like we're kind
of like talking to an experienced dad is to inexperienced dads,
and we don't get this chance a lot unless we're
talking to sort of the generation above you, which is
our dad. So this is a lovely I don't talk
to a lot of if any guys with teenage kids. Yeah,
I heard that you tried to bring back something called

(27:21):
because this is a new phenomenon for me. The Sunday
Family drive. Oh yeah, yeah, taught me through that.

Speaker 12 (27:27):
Well that's my I don't know what your generations dads
will as you just put us in the car you
go for drive. You where we go here? You just
drive around the suburb, maybe slowly, it's slow down a
few in front of a few of his enemy's houses
every now and then or something. And then we're just
forty degrees in the car, kids rammed in the back,
burning your thighs on the final whatever, disgrace and you

(27:48):
just do three hours of that on a Sunday for
something to.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do, no destination.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
We're going for drive, Yeah, just going for drive. And
so you tried to bring back.

Speaker 12 (27:57):
Yeah, they're not that up for it.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
But yeah I did.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
I've turned out superbly and I'm going to do the
Sunday drive again. See what happens and how.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
How did it go? It doesn't go for very long
pretty much.

Speaker 12 (28:10):
So where we got even even your wife now you
know where we're.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Going on the winter as soon as.

Speaker 12 (28:16):
Much just getting it's going to drive to a nearly
out of petrol.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Everyone, get your tablet of choice out. Don't discourage that
at all. That Oh it's all. It's just window gazing
and solid conversation.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
Pretty much with a just nostalgia, air gone off, windows open, whatever,
indicating it with your hand out the windows.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
If you see Luke go and get Tiggs show. It's
called Grogan Lukehggey dot com. Thanks for coming in, mate,
Thanks thanks coming in. Loving to meet you as well.
Very good gear, Luke Woods.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yesterday on the show, will we start rumbled upon a mystery?
That's under my house? We've got a cave under our
house there?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Do you live this house of yours? I don't live
in a castle.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
So it got built in the nineteen thirties a prison.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Most people call caves under their house sellars. I wouldn't
call this a cellar though, like it's a real cave,
like there's steps going down to Yeah, that's a cellar?

Speaker 8 (29:19):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
So?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
It floods all the time every time it rains.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
It does not sellers flood as well, though.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
I don't think you could put wine bottle.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
They're exposed stone or brick.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Stone, just like dirty stones. Again, it's cavenists.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Wow, that's no bats any other cavenists like creatures.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
I haven't found a creature in.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
The cave under it could be a seller.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Again, we can't stop talking about it.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm just talking about it very easily, but you clearly
got quite obsessed.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I can't stop thinking about it. Seriously, because I just
need to know what's under my house? Is it a
cave or is it a seller? Now I'm I'm not
an expert in this area.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Neither am I. But I don't think you've got a cave.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, well, you have a very strong opinion that you hurt.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
You hurt me back and I back.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
You're back and forth.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I turned and framed, turned and froed. Yeah, I waxed
and waned yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I hitherd and divid as to whether it was
a cave or a seller. That was quite obvious and
that was changing purely based on the different specs that
you were giving me of of the underground dwelling.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yes, so I will describe more the mysterious cavity that is.
But if you do want to see it, if you
want to get some eyes on it, I want to
get the peepers on it, go to our Instagram.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Try and use different words like I just did.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Well, I did it well, didn't I I read books too.
Go to our instagram, Will and Woody go to the
stories there and then you will get your peepers on
this cavity under my house. But let me go through
a couple of the specs by way thirteen one oh
six five. When you hear this or if you've seen it, Yeah,
what am I?

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Am?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I a cave slave or a seller dweller? Is it
a cave under my house or a seller? Thirteen one
oh sixty five. You might be an archaeologist, you might
be a buildup, you might be an engineer, just someone
I need to know. Now let me let me give
you this.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I think I think the only person that's going to
be able to answer this question is probably a geologist.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Oh, probably geologist.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Or interestingly, and this is what interests me. Ye, Like,
I'm not sure what a wine specialist? What's a wine specialist?
Not a samelia? I suppose someone who's got a degree
in wine captain poop pencil. What's a wine specialist called? No,
it's not that same is about the drinking of the wine.
I'm talking about like a.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, a wine maker, like a history of the wine VINTA.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Culturalist, is it? Interestingly?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Okay, a vinny culturalist. We're looking for vinny culturalists. We're
looking for geologists. We're looking for anyone who's got an
opinion thirty one or six five. But let me give
you this we're going to Okay, so there is that
There is a wooden door side of the house, very small,
like almost like a for a baby.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You have to crouch to get through it.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, right down almost so wow.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
That changes everything? Is that the only entrance to the
space the side door?

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Wow? Okay, there's nothing in the floor.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Nothing in the floor, side doors? Right, you open the
side door? Wouldn't woodn't signe?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
How much you have to crouch down?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Like really really low man, like I scrape my.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Back your haunches close? No you're not, though, very close.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'm almost at haunch level.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Yeah, I don't. I just don't trust you.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I have to go set three steps down, three of
them concrete concrete or concrete okay.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Archaic shelvy any banister or like railing on the way
down the stairs, no banns. Can you stand up once
you get through the door?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Okay. If I'm not in line with a beam, there's wooden.
There's a few wooden beams because it's under the house.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
If i'm if I'm if I'm under a beam, I
can't stand up. If I'm in between beams, I can
just stand and I'm one hundred and eighty two centimeters.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Is there any plastering and or concrete and or timber
along the walls?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
No, there's brick and then a very dirty cave looking star.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Don't let's not call it cave looking. Then you'd be no,
it's character evidence. Okay, I'm going to have that ejected immediately.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Archaic shelving. It almost feels like you're under the Colosseum
looking at shelving. That's the kind of shelving.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
When do you say archaic? Can you give me like the.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Very very old like It kind of feels.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Like it's a timber. What's the building material now?

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Like a concrete concrete shelve, concrete, old shelving, stone, I
don't know, really cave like corners.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Changing all the You're not you're not being a clear
witness as to whether or not this is a caver.
You can't. You can't just say there are cavernous looking shelves.
Let me ask a few more specifics of you. By
the way, thirteen one O six five, I think we
do need somebody to come and do us. Oh mate,
I mean I'm looking online right now. That's a seller
if I've ever seen one.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Hang on. Now, wait till I go to the cave area.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You can have a look at that. Will. Let me
ask you a couple of questions here. Is there any
water in it?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yes, it floods every time it rains.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It floods only when it weighs. Are there any stalk
tights or stellic mind.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
It's in the corners. There's like it's stalk title in
the corner.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Staleic tights hang from the roof. No, it doesn't do that, okay,
Are there any staleic mites?

Speaker 6 (34:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
The bloody ell?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Is that all right? Well? These are all key parts
of a cave. Now, look, I do want to end
this debate swiftly.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
So let's just get down to it, shall you Have
you got a cave or a cellar under your house.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
It's just I can't sleep comfortably at night until I
know what this cavity is under my house.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You came in here calling it a cave the other day.
I've had to look at a little bit of the
video evidence online, which again which we understand that, and
I think it's just because you discovered the word governers
and you're like using it. But you were saying that
there's a very small hole which leads under gas. That's
a door with my friend, that's a that's a bloody door,
door for babies. No, it's no, it's bigger than that.
It's much bigger than that. I don't mean to sound

(34:50):
like Michael Came when I said door. I didn't mean to.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I've I got scrapings on my back. No, well they've healed.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
But it's a mutt. It's definitely a door. I want
to start by saying there's definitely a door that leads
down to it. And I would like to wait one
more of the point as to why it's not a cave,
and that is a cave has a gaping open hole.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Maybe that used to be the case, and then they
put a bit of concrete up.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
We're talking about what it is now, man, I mean
my house was months a piece of clay as well.
You know, it's what it is now. It's got a
door on it. It can't be a cave. Let's go
to Katerina.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Wait one more bit of evidence, Caterina, before I hear
there is a light, a very light phosphorus smell that
feels caving.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That sounds like we're like a volcano. Katerina is called
six five Caterina.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Firstly, firstly, what are your credentials? Katerina? Way into this debate.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh, you know what, listen, I have to say that
he definitely has a man cave cave.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I think you think it's a cave, a man caves.
A take on it. You know that's a that's a metaphor.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Really, all I heard though is cave, but you think
cave door on it.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
You can put a door on a cave, woman cave.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Okay, so just going back to the whole woman. Man,
you've got a door, You've got a gym, right, you've
got a cave.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Don't you ever try and provide infomercial logic in the
cable cili debate. That is totally out of left field,
and you know it is.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
We've got expert credentials. Here we go, Glenn, you're in
flood restoration. Mate, that's that's your bag.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yes, that's great.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Unreal. So you deal with caves and cells all the time. I imagine, mate,
you've heard me described it. What have I got?

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Well, you know it's more of a dungeon.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Dungeon.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, I did suggest that. Now we know you can
be a bit sis. That is. That's what I wanted
to say that Glenn, but I was worried about his character.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Put it in the case where he gets the scratches
on the back.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Now that's right, that's right there.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, you don't see the whip around there, but there
are a couple of chains from the other side.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
What is the definition of a dungeon then, well.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I think it's where you hold prisoners the intention.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
That's what you should tell us.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, good that you stuck around. I'm glad we keep so.
Glenn thinks you've got a dungeon. I do think. I
do think when I had a look at that, that
it's not Look, we just have to throw a cave.
You need to get rid of cave.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I think I'm actually a.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Cave is a geological phenomenon that has a gaping hole,
stai stallic tights, it's got floor, it's got fauna.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
This is not that I've walked house, I've warmed to done.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
It's not that I think you just don't want it
to be called a seal because you don't want to
look like a tossa. Now, which is fair enough.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I would love to put wine down there but it floods.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yes, so so I think what you have is actually
a bunker.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
A bunker. I think, so this is because dungeon or
a bunker. I think very quickly, what are your thoughts
on a luncheon in the dungeon.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Let's go.

Speaker 11 (37:57):
With me.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I need you to turn you your radio off, Peter.
Let's go to Ivan. We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
To you Ivan, Ivan. What do you think I mean
that the goalposts have moved a little bit. We're thinking
maybe dungeon or bunker. But what are your thoughts?

Speaker 13 (38:12):
Look After living in Margaret River for twenty five years,
I know what a sellar looks like. I've seen a
few of those. Of course it doesn't have Yeah, it
doesn't have wine and it was yet, so you can't
really call it a cellar.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, nice, Wow, Although when people sell a house, they
sell a house with a cellar in it without the wine.
That's just the name for the room.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Left some wine there. Sorry to pull you out there, Okay,
So say if it's a dungeon, say if right.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I haven't got a point to make or you just
want to you don't what you're done with him?

Speaker 6 (38:41):
On the point?

Speaker 13 (38:42):
What the point was was that I believe it's an undercross, because.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
What Jesus Christ like a Lara cross?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah, but under And.

Speaker 13 (38:51):
Then I actually I googled it and Siri told me
that it was definitely a brick line the area with
the small door that's under a house.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
You are joking you've got an undercraft? Wow, ian mate,
I mean, have yourself a spinal These come on here
and so what is an undercraft. It's often bricklined and
vaulted room for storage in medieval times.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
That is exactly what I've got under an undercroft. I've
got an undercroft. I don't love the name.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's not a sound very sex No, it actually sounds. Yeah,
it sounds undercroft. It sounds it sounds like you've got
like a it sounds like you've got a rash on
your on your balls.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Yeah you.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
And I've got a brand new podcast. It's called the
BTS Podcast. Now, guys, I know there are a lot
of podcasts that are out there that we're all listening to.
I really, obviously, if you listen to us here on
the radio, con'scious enough that what you have on the
BTS Podcast is very different to what we do here.
Because we've got certain codes and certain rules that we
have to abide by on the open air. Yes, and

(40:00):
we abide by them very very very stringently.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Reluctantly though, because we were a couple of bad boys
at the end of the.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Day, at the end of the at the end of
the day, bad to the bone, and we.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Hear it on air. But you need to know that
and on the wrong side of the track.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's that's what we grew up in Hawthorne. But behind
the Scenes podcast is very much that, but more importantly
what we're doing with the Behind the Scenes podcast now
and if you need a new podcast, we would love
for you guy the have a listen hit subscribe if
you like it is we're effintively asking ourselves the most

(40:34):
difficult questions we possibly can. Now, this can get a
bit naughty. We've covered most regrettable sexual experiences.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Not regrettable sexual experiences, awkward, awkward.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I feel like awkward, regrettable, I mean, throw a blanket
over them and then and then from there, I feel
like there's also provocative questions which can be you know,
we can get a bit fired up in here, but
there's also questions which I'm really starting to enjoy a
bit more now, which are like just really tough questions
that we need to answer and which I suppose that
the point of the BTS podcast is to find questions

(41:05):
which are relatable to you guys, questions which you might
have asked yourself before. So the question we got asked
recently was what would we change We've both got daughters
that are nearly two now, what would we change most
about our parenting if we could change anything about how
we've raised them? And it was hard because we had
to have an answer, as we have to have with
all these questions to think about, like what do I

(41:28):
regret about how I've raised my child so far? Which
is a tough thing to answer. I think that one
of my least favorite relationship to watch between a child
and their parent. Think about vukas Salt in Charlie and
the Chocolate Factory. I want the goose, Daddy, oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, demanding,
but then demanding to the point, and it's largely Dad's

(41:49):
you go, I'll give you what you want. Yes, your
daddy's little girl. And the reason I don't think I
like that is because I feel like I grew up
a lot around a lot of daddy's little girls, and
they suck like just in the circle that I was
hanging out when I was a young teenager. Sure, I
didn't want to do that. I didn't want to become
that at all. Basically, Sam is currently stay at home mumming,

(42:11):
and I'm working, right, so that's how we've divided things up.
So naturally Sam has more time with her. So when
I get home, what I try and do is I
try and compromise for being away, which means that I'm
just like, I'll throw myself at her. I'm like, what
do you want to do. I'm happy to do whatever you.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Want to do.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
We don't know a drawing outside, we can go play it.
You can paint me off and I get painted.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I'm just like, pay me like one of your friends.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
She does, she trugs me, and she loves painting me. Really,
I overcompensate for not being there by being more yes man,
emotionally available yes and which makes me yes man and
all these things. And ironically that has turned me into
one of the guys who gives their little girls all
they want. And it's a really, really hard line for

(42:58):
me to tread because I only realized this recently when
I was at home all the time and I was
playing you know, because I've built this role. That is
the role that I've built. That is the relationship I
have built with her. And because I was around her
all the time, I wasn't walking away from her. So
and for the longest time, SEM has been saying to me,

(43:18):
you need to give her more boundaries, you need to
give her more boundaries, and I'm going, no, no, no, it's fine,
it's fine, it's fine. But that's because I get time away,
I get tons of breathe. So it's funny. I look
at those old relationships between dads and their little girls
and or their little boys, and I think to themselves, Oh,
that's indicative of a spoilt relationship. But in fact, it's
indicative of a dad compensating for the fact that he's

(43:38):
not there as much as he wants to be. But
the irony is in trying to compensate for that, you
create an unhealthy relationship with your child.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Might be wondering where my response was, but we figured
out I'm a perfect dad. No regrets.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah no, you said that. No podcast you regret teaching
her to tap You're on the bum every time. You
far damn because she does it now all the time. Hey,
if you only go and together behind the Scenes podcast,
you said, Will and wood wherever you get your podcasts.
You've got a question for us on the podcast. We'd
love to hear it, but please go and listen. As
I said, if you want something a bit different to

(44:14):
what you hear on the radio show, but you still
like the boys, that's the place to get at Will
and Woody bts wherever you get your podcasts.
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