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This crazy kids did it! Daddy’s in jail and the banks are probably foreclosing in the McBee Chapel Industry, so Kacie and Cole drop five bucks for a wedding strip mall marriage. At least the Elvis is in no danger of getting dragged away by the cops. In theory. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to ...

House of the Dragon inches towards the season finale with a spicy penultimate episode that sees a major character maybe dying (but probably not), an annoying doofus turning into a traitor, and one very beleaguered person having an unexpected moment of triumph.  Plus, some major dragon-on-dragon violence. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ...

Nathan flounders in his role as bosun this week on Below Deck Med when he shows up late with barely an explanation and then later messes up his back.  Meanwhile, Aesha winds up on deck while Gen predictably loses her mind under Kayley’s reign.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta sees K Michelle debuting her new country album, which somehow leads to Drew Sidora tumbling down onto the floor. It’s a peppy little coda to a mostly entertaining season. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Tamra throws a box party so the women can understand what sort of box they’re in.  Is the “boring box” available? To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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On The Real Housewives of London, Karen throws a dinner party which Panthea promptly ruins by probing Amanda for deets on her divorce(s) and then accusing Juliet of being fake.  Gasp! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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The Valley wraps up its season with Danny Booko finally having a moment of introspection and regret, followed by heartfelt apologies for the whole cast.  Just kidding! He dresses up like vampire Jonathan Lipnicki and annoys a party of already very annoying people. Thankfully, Janet bonks him with a plastic cup.

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Kacie’s tallow threatens to tear the family apart in the most bland way possible on The McBee Dynasty. Is there any hope for this future Shark Tank reject? Plus, with a Vegas trip looming and an event called Cowboy Christmas to attend (not a Western themed gay orgy, sadly), the family must weather a new challenge: the most pessimistic rumor EVER about Steven Jr. and Kacie. Grab your oversized coffee beverage: it’s time ...

In The City wraps up its first reunion by revisiting the endless Lindsay-Danielle feud before taking one last victory lap around the demise of Kymanda. The real fun, however, is watching Andy’s increasingly bored sighs and suppressed yawns. Farewell to the Amanda Batula era of Bravo. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watch...

House of the Dragon delivers a pretty big character’s death this week. Unfortunately, David Foster didn’t show up in time to write a song about him. Whoops! Sorry bout that erasure from history. Meanwhile, another pair of cousins gets the tingles and Alicent betrays her son. Again. Just another day at the office! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/wat...

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Luke leaves Below Deck Med, and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Luke leaves Below Deck Med, and no word yet on whether or not he left a present on his sheets. Nathan starts to stress over the difficulties of being a dad, and the guy from Charleston worries everyone when he starts acting…like a guy from Charleston. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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Let’s to over some Bravo headlines! The marriages of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are imploding at the same time, Southern Hospitality is switching gears, and the cast of The Valley got dressed up for their reunion and it…was something. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad ...

It’s the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Shamea has a Halloween party to launch her non business, where George is confronted about the “Girl, did ya f George?” storyline. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. 

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The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County, catch us up on their home lives and things are exciting. Gina may or may not change her last name when she gets married. To help decide, she wears giant shoulder pads in every scene. She does business now, ok? Also, the Tres Amigas try to reunite for the 36th time. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County, catch us up on their home lives and things are exciting. Gina may or may not change her last name when she gets married. To help decide, she wears giant shoulder pads in every scene. She does business now, ok? Also, the Tres Amigas try to reunite for the 36th time. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening...

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Next Gen NYC celebrates not knowing anything about Rocky Horror Picture Show and refusing to google it. There’s a big confusing party in the “middle of nowhere”, Charlie is confronted by anyone who stands against bad wigs, and Georgia starts a war that she’s too vacant to understand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.co...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recap

Next Gen NYC celebrates not knowing anything about Rocky Horror Picture Show and refusing to google it. There’s a big confusing party in the “middle of nowhere”, Charlie is confronted by anyone who stands against bad wigs, and Georgia starts a war that she’s too vacant to understand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go ...