Hour 1 - Cheating 'Catastrophe'

Ben Maller talks about Fernando Tatis Jr. and his father attempting to defend his reputation and come up with more excuses for his cheating, MLB Pick'em, and much more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name, barwad Hour, one of
our terrestrial radio program so glad you could join us here.
A programming note really not a programming note, a meet
and greet note that coming up, not this Friday, but
the following Friday, we will have our first Southern California

(00:22):
Mallard meet and greet in the La Orange County area.
I've not done this since I did local radio a
long time ago. I don't want to say when I
did the last Mallard meet and greet and socale in
La or Orange County because I'll date myself. But I'm
excited about this. We haven't done one of these official
official things since COVID. I did do one in Appleton, Wisconsin,

(00:43):
a kind of a small last minute thing. This is
going to be a high falutin event, so that'll be
coming up here August twenty six. Details on social media.
If you'd like to go, contact Eddie. Let Eddie know
rs VP. It's Friday night, August twenty six, from six
pm to ten pm here and our number one know
what our Fernando Tatis and his father doing with his

(01:07):
latest defense. How many more alibis will Fernando Tatisa's team
cook up and when will Tatis accept that he is
a steroid cheat. We'll talk about that and more right
now in our number one here it is the excuse
is continuing to rain, down, down, down, down. Well come

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in the beginning of another edition the Ben Mathers Show.
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inside the audio device that you were listening to in
or lead this hour comes from baseball. Now. There are
several ways we could go. We could do sky is
falling radio. Oh my god. The Mets lost in the

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Atlanta Braves and they got crotched over rated. It was
by twelve runs, by twelve runs to the Atlanta Braves
in a key Ann East matchup. We could also talk
about the free fall in New York Yanks, who were

(02:37):
shut out seconds straight game. The Yankees shut out and
the first time that's happened in many years. It's been
half a decade or so I'm more than that. Since
the Yankees were last shut out back to back games,
and the Yankees, who continue to leave the American League East,
have now lost a bunch of games, a bunch of

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games since the All Star break. They played twenty four games,
they lost sixteen of them since the All Star break.
And so the Yankees coming back to reality. But our
lead not from either of those stories. No, no, no,
play the hits, my man, play the hits. We got
a steroid cheat and San Diego. That's the story. That's
where the news of the day takes us another day,

(03:21):
another revelation in the defense of fallen star Fernando to
tease Junior getting caught with his hand in the jar
of the needles. He's snteroid needles. Have you heard the latest?
Maybe not. Don't worry, We've got you covered. So Fernando

(03:41):
to teas Senior. He's also a former Big leaguer and
he has run to defend his son's good name, claiming
that he violate Major League Baseball's drug policy because of
a steroid that was contained with a ring worm medication
and called it a quote catastrophe. Wow, a baseball player

(04:05):
getting caught with steroids is a catastrophe, says that his
son's reputation has been tarnished because of it. The father figure,
if you will, says that what involves him, meaning his
son Tatis Junior, is a steroid that contains a spray
called the trophabowl that he got a fungus because of

(04:27):
a haircut in his home country. And his mistake, his
only mistake was not reading the container that the spray
was in, which apparently makes him guilty of something totally unknown,
according to the father. Now, but wait, there's more. The
Tse Senior added, quote, this is a catastrophe, he said

(04:50):
at it's a catastrophe that has taken place, not just
Fort Junior, but for all of baseball. There are millions
of fans this is a quote. There are millions of
fans who are gonna stop watching baseball now. It's a
total disappointment for Dominican fans fans throughout the world for

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something so insignificant that wasn't worth it. It's a topical
the father said that came out positive in Junior's body.
It is something that doesn't give you strength, wink wink,
not none. I added that first of all, does not
amplify your weight training regiment, and that's a second, doesn't

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have any testosterone. That's third, and does not contain absolutely
anything that would give you an edge in the game.
What has occurred is a catastrofe for baseball. Oh my god,
close quote. Let's discuss the question, what are Fernando Tatis

(05:55):
and his father doing with this defense? That's the question.
So I've got linguine, buzz, light Year, and compass, and
we will combine these things together and we are going
to make the bedrock of this Mallard monologue with you
and meet together. So a another day and another epiphany

(06:17):
that has taken place. The further we go down the
rabbit hole, the better the story gets, at least for me.
I don't know about you on the other side of this,
but on my side, man, is this great. It's now
reached the satire stage. You had the ring worm and
then you had the father say hold my beer, let
me add on to the story. I'm gonna double down.

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It's like getting a bad hand in poker and then saying, okay,
let me double up. I got I got a couple
of twos, I got a I got a three, I
got a six. Boom, I'm good. So they're taking turns
now throwing a different pasta against the wall, from spaghetti
to linguini against the wall. See what sticks. It looks

(07:03):
more and more like they have turned. So the comedy
writing staff at ball sack sports to provide their information.
In fact, if you saw something online and you're on
social media and it's a major League baseball star Fernando
to tease caught with steroids, but but it was really

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just a spray for ringworm dot dot dot, you'd say, oh,
that's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. I guess you could
also argue that the ring worm has turned. As Bill
Belichick said many years ago, don't out dumb yourself now.
And that's what's going on with this particular story, from
sunlight into darkness. And as for the belief that millions

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of people will stop watching baseball now because of this,
my response would be too slow your role. We're gonna
open up the phone lines in a few minutes, and
I would like to year from one person, one person
who has decided to never watch baseball again because of
this Fernando Tatis story. I do not believe that person exists.

(08:11):
I believe that is made up. That's the boogeyman. It
does not happen. Fernando Tadis is not a Jesus with
a Louisville slugger in his hands. That's not the way
that works. And so what are we doing here? And
if people stop watching baseball because of performance enhancing drugs,

(08:34):
nobody would be watching the games right now. I mean
it's flashback almost a generation ago in the nineties when
everyone was doing it, and amazingly baseball. Since the early
nineteen hundreds, people have been writing think pieces that the
sport's dead, no one's gonna watch, and the people in
the sport try to kill it. They've got bozo's like
Rob Manford running the sport of baseball, letting teams cheap

(08:56):
to win the World Series like the Astros, and still
the sport goes on. It's like a cockroach and a
nuclear bomb that just lives it finds a way. Now.
Part B of is how many more alibis will Fernando
Tatis Junior's team cook up? I'm glad you asked, so
I thought about this. I had a long drive in
from the north Woods to the studio and I determined

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that this is a buzz lightyear situation to infinity and beyond,
the possibilities are endless. So you've got ring worm. That's
the start. They've doubled down hair saying it started because
of a haircut. Steroid creams make ringworm. Here's the thing
that we mentioned this in a previous episode, but just
to give some more clarity, steroid creams, like what the

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father said the son used in this story, actually make
ring worm worse, according to science, at least what I found,
because they weaken the skins defenses. In rare cases, steroid
creams allow the fungus that causes ringworm to invade deeper
into the skin and actually causes a more serious condition.

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So we animus saw animosus. Now, Tatis Senior has been
known to play fast and loose with the truth, and
I believe he's one of the people that denied that
his son was involved in a motorcycle accident and then
it turned out he was. He was spinning yarn on that.

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So the level of stupidity here is breathtaking. And I
get it, your father, you defend your son. I understand
that part of it, but I'm not Fernando Tatis Junior's father,
so I can goof on his father because it's ridiculous.
So now they got they gotta dig deep. Imagine if
you will, a world where these dr bronies around Fernando

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Tatis google some stuff like what could cause failed steroid test?
Type that into the Google machine, see what comes up
abraca dabra hocus focus. You get endless streams of nonsense.
Over the years, I've been doing this job for a
few years now. The years are piled up, and I've
had athletes while I've been behind microphones say that they

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did steroids. They didn't actually tested posit, they didn't do
it for things everything from a B twelve shot, a
tainted B twelve shot, a fertility drug shout out Manny
Ramirez who was just getting his feminine side checked in there. Also,
we've had my favorite recently, the pork burrito, which is

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just an all time great. There was a lady in
track and Field, and also I believe was a boxer
that said the pork burrito. Canelo Alvarez, the pork burrito.
What's next? Spiked wheaties, bad fruit punch. The possibilities are endless.
As we said, it's a buzz light years to infinity
and beyond. Situation arn't last worrior. So Wayne, will Fernando

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Tatis Junior accept his new normal, that he has been
branded steroid guy? I wan'tly accept that. Now, that is
also an interesting question to examine here. Now we would
advise him to use his compass because he has to

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navigate the five stages of getting caught red handed. You
start out with misery, you move on to denial, anger, bargaining.
There's some bargaining that takes place their depression, and finally acceptance.
And so at this point in the story, Fernando to
Tease Junior is at a crossroads. It would appear on

(12:38):
the outside looking in that he is stuck in gridlock
here he's got denial mixed with anger and bargaining. Now,
many a steroids slugger, many A steroids slugger have never
gotten to the final stage. The GPS breaks before acceptance,

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and why should they? The n income poop sheep believe
the most ridiculous fairy tales out there. We said this
the other day, the twenty percent of people will believe anything.
There's a complete morons living right next to us that
will buy any vacactus story that is thrown out there.
The wickedness has no limits. And now the podres have

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to wait. And we won't know this for a year
or two years or three years, but they have to
wait and see if Fernando Tatis is going to be
brought up on grand larceny charges for masquerading as a
legitimate slugger and turns out to be a total fraud
fueled by the Jim juice. But we won't know that
answer for at least a year or two at the

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very soonest, we'll take your calls eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine six sixty
three six nine, And you can be part of this
if you are planning on never watching baseball again because
of Fernando the Tea's getting caught with steroids. According to

(14:05):
the old man, millions of people are going to never
watch professional baseball again because of this. So we'll get
your thoughts on that. I'd love to talk to you,
and also in general, I'll just say hello if you'd like.
And we did have several more RSVPs, not this Friday,
but the following Friday. We will have a Mallard meet

(14:25):
and greet in southern California. We're excited about that, and
it sounds like we're on our way to a good turnout,
but nothing is guaranteed. But we've had a few more
RSV piece. We'll talk about that throughout the course of
the Overnight eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Also
on Twitter at Ben Maller. That's at Ben Maller straight Ahead,
a Hall of Famer. Normally Hall of famers do not

(14:50):
like steroid cheats, but a very prominent Hall of Famer
has come out with full support for the cheat and
Padre who is it? When you hear the name, you'll say, oh, yeah,
that makes sense. We'll get to it and we will
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(15:58):
with the latest revelations with America's favorite cheating star, Fernando.
To tease June, you're the Padres and don't worry my
friends in San Diego. He'll be there for the next
decade plus. You can enjoy the tainted Fernando to tease
you ever got in a bad haircut? Everhead, Yeah, I

(16:23):
don't really have to worry about bad haircuts anymore. I
just say I put a number one on there and
just get rid of everything, and I'll wear my baseball
cap and I'm good. That's all I need to worry about. Wait,
you go to haircut, just ask for number one. You
can get at home. You know that, right? No, No,
I usually do it at home now, but if I'm
out traveling or something like that, if I'm out of town,

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got haircut for a social event, Yeah, you don't pay
for a number one at the barbershop. There's no way.
Maybe a number two, but not a number one double
all Mexican in s and Diego the Belly of the
Beast rites and says nine point one on the mountin monologue.

(17:04):
Very skeptical the ring worm excuse. So many lying steroid
cheaters have now made it guilty until proven innocent. I
would lie a pro like late Night Drug tester to
say it is even possible the test positive using the
ring worm spray, says Mexican. Also would like to point

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out one of my favorite memories of my time at
Fox Sports Radio. And this goes back many, many, many,
many many years. But I was in this very chair
in front of this same microphone. Nothing changes, it's the
same equipment, and we're going way back, way back. And
there was a player for the Baltimore Orioles named Raphael

(17:48):
Paul Merrow and he was this was an O five. Okay,
that's this is seventeen years a holy crap. So I'm
sitting here it was the day at after I was
doing a day shift on the weekends. I was filling
in for somebody in the weekends, doing a day shift,
and Palmero had become at that time the twenty six

(18:08):
player to reach three thousand career hits. He hit a
ribby double into the left field corner in a game
in Seattle in the fifth inning, and they stopped the
game and everyone went crazy for Paul Merrow. At that time,
he was clear and innocent, and I came in here

(18:29):
and being the cynical gas bag that I am, how
do we know? How do we know that Raphael Palmero
is not the steroid guy? I then took call after call.
This is why sports radio sucks. This is why you're
the filling guy, Paul Mero. There's no steroids with Paul

(18:51):
meronohing short shortly after that, I don't remember how long,
but it wasn't very long after that, Palmo was busted
for the pe ds. You hate to see it, and
then he had his famous moment in front of a
bunch of politicians where he pointed it said he did

(19:14):
not do steroids and all that. So it was around
that same time, but palmer that is one. I remember
a lot of these shows I attempt to forget, but
that was one I remember. Mister Luciano writes that he
says a plus on the Mallard monologue. Unfortunately this might
be to Teasa's downfall. By the way, I have not
seen someone pull this big a heist since the Cheese

(19:37):
family pulled off the Luftanza heist at JFK Airport signed
mister Luciano were There have been a few bank heists
over the years, but this is right up there, Terry
and England right since it's been I am that man.
I am not watching baseball from now on. I do
not want to catch ring worm. I'm glad some he

(20:00):
said something on two it. I'm looking at my board here,
the board is packed. I don't see one person who's
gonna stop watching baseball because of Fernando detis not one person,
not one. And by the way, I did get confirmation
mister Luciana will be making an appearance at that so
Cal Meat and Greet on August twenty six for the
Ben Maller Show with Yours truly and Eddie, possibly Roberto,

(20:24):
possibly Coop, probably not possibly Roberto. I did see they
served MODELO there at the place, so I thought maybe
it would help out that the dark one or the Yeah,
I think they have some kind of fruit that they sell.
What is the fruit, Eddie? I looked at the menu.
There is jack fruit? What is jack fruit? What is that?
I just passed on by that because I knew I

(20:44):
wouldn't be getting that. I know what a jackass is,
but what is jack fruss? You don't know. We know
has got you know, certain powers, some magical fruit. Is
it like a meat? Does it taste like meat? Jack fruit? No?
I don't know, you don't know. All right, there you go.
A recon Minnesota, says a monologue, a monologue to start

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the night. I know we aren't all geniuses, but come on,
he says, you're right, it's a meat fruit. I got
it right, it says, some look at that, how a genius? Eddy? Well,
it's got meat like texture. That does not sound so

(21:27):
that there's a fruit that tastes like like meat. Well,
that doesn't say it tastes like it. It says it's
got a mild taste and a meat like texture that
lends itself to be called a vegetable meat. Well, I
don't really like vegetables. So uh it tastes like meat.
I could try it. I guess must be something the

(21:47):
vegan eats. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on
a limb and say, nobody from our show who listens
will eat the jackfruit. I don't think that will be
ordered you. I think Roberto's right that says that you
like make stuff like noodles out of it, and yeah,
they process use it a process processor. Right. Yeah, Well,
I'm not against fake noodles, like if I can't tell,

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but it's a vegetable, like I feel like it's a
great cheat on noodles, like if you can eat, feel
like you can tell. Man, it's really the text of
the noodle is a delivery device for the sauce. It's
like the chicken finger with the sauce. The noodle. If
you make like a feted cheaty Alfredo with a great
sauce and you use some kind of weird noodles, if

(22:32):
you can't really taste it, I think I think you're
you're fine on it. I think I think. Be sure
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(23:42):
The meeting set to take place in the BMW Championships
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event that begins on Thursday. Yeah, it's gonna make one
hell of a documentary when this is and it's probably
being made right now. It's still going on, so you
can't make it yet. But means, what's going on? All
respect to Tiger Woods for what he's done for the

(24:03):
game of golf, and blah blah, there's a butt coming. Well.
I mean, honestly, if you're a if you're a golfer
and you're trying to decide whether to join the Live
Tour or or not, is anything Tiger Wood says? Are
you going to make a difference? No, Quartey, what is it?
Gonna rally? Gonna rally support? What is he gonna do? Yeah,
Tiger is not the one ultimately that's giving you the money, right,

(24:26):
and so it's some cash incentives to stay. No one's
going to the Live Tour because they there's little kids,
they dreamed of playing for the Saudi government. They're going
there for a financial gain, is what I mean. What
do you want, Tiger? What do you want? Yeah? Gonna
rally us. Okay, good luck with your rally. Thank you
for that, Eddie, and see how that goes. I'm sure

(24:48):
they'll be breathless coverage on the golf media platforms, which
is this is not one of them, This is this
is not one of them. So we began the hour
ranting about the big story. Young superstar for a n
Indo Tatis Junior has been suspended for eighty games, violating
Major League Baseball's peed policy, and now he has gotten

(25:09):
support from a Hall of Famer. Want I take it? Get? Yeah? Yeah,
you got it right? Who Big Poppe? David Arts He
believes that Major League Baseball butchered the way they handled
the Tatis suspension. This is a quote from baseball insider

(25:32):
Hector Gomas. This guy's done a lot. I should get
that guy on my podcast. He's been ranking a lot
of stories with Latin American players anyway, says major League
Baseball needs does a quote? Major League Baseball needs to
have some regulations before they made public news like the
one that happened at that Tas said Big Poppy, I
think they haven't handled the situation the right way. We

(25:55):
can't kill our product. We're talking about an amazing player.
M Now that sounds to me I'm just speculating here,
I'm just facilitating the conversation. That sounds to me like, hey,
why couldn't they take care of him like they took
care of me? Exactly? I can't I can't. I never
paid for a meal in Boston. Everyone kisses my ass

(26:17):
all over the Commonwealth. I'm David fin Artiz. All right,
get took care of me. I did steroids. I was
on a list and yeah, y'all look the other way.
Why couldn't you do that with the teas? That's what
that reeks up? It's just obvious, so so obvious. All right, Uh,

(26:39):
let's go the phones. Our buddy ArtEZ is in Milwaukee. Hello, ArtEZ,
Welcome to Fox Sports Radio's Ben Mathers Show. What What's up? Ben?
What's up? Being? Hey, I tried my best not to
say nothing about this man, but they Yeah, that e
Fernando Tatis thing is ridiculous. Uh, I got an old

(26:59):
school with next he had this problem, told me to
call me because I got an old school remedy that
works very well back in the day, like like it
gets rid of ringworms in like a day and a half. No, okay,
let's try let's try horns. Let's try to guess what
arts magic fix for ringworm is. Does it involve apple

(27:19):
cider vinegar? No? Does it involve copious amounts of alcohol? Uh?
You're getting warmer, but okay, I'm getting warmer, not quite
anyone else want to guess what artes cure for ringworm is.
You're in therapy. You're in therapy from Doc Mike down
the road from me over there in Chicago. Is that
is that possible? No? No, all right? What is it?

(27:44):
What the remedy? You wouldn't believe it, But I mean
I got it from my grandmother and my and my mother.
You know, they do it all the time. So this
is it has just been in the art family for
many generations. Yeah, and just this simple. You take a napkin, okay,
and you take bleach, and you dab a little bleach

(28:05):
on there. You dab a little bleach on there, and
then you dab you dab. The ring worms gone in
a day and a half. Guaranteed. Are there any side effects?
It sounds like there could be side effects when you're
messing with bleach. Is there any side No, don't, absolutely,
I guarantee you the ring worm will be gone in
a day and a half. Nothing wrong with your skin.

(28:26):
You're not pouring it on there. You're just blotting a
little fat little town period over. It's over. It works
every time, no matter what. This is the part where
I give the disclaimer you should not take medical advice
from an overnight radio show caller, but you can decide
for yourself, but claim I guarantee you it's harmless. I
guarantee you. I've done it before. Okay, well listen, if

(28:49):
it works, you're helping people out, or as if that works,
if they try, it's safe. I can't recommend definitely safe,
all right, as long as you don't pour it on
your skin. If you just d abbot is over, the
winning one's gone, and guarantee all right, you've helped us out.
All right, how's business artists? Everything good there? You're doing
a right oh man, go oh yeah, that's what I
wanted to tell you. Man, when you stopped by Appleton,

(29:11):
I think I messaged your wrong thing. I think I
message your place book. I thinks, all right, well I
didn't get them. Obviously, I wanted to meet you, but
it didn't happen. And I did drive through Milwaukee and
my way back down to Chicago, and it is a
very long drive to Appleton from Milwaukee, so I didn't
expect you to make the drive up there because it's rather,

(29:31):
you know, decent sized state there, Wisconsin, well, they still waiting.
Whenever you decided to stop by, you got the b ip,
you got the free banana. All right, I'm waiting for you.
I was driving I saw, I saw when I was
there back in Man. I saw the big ya Yannie
mur mural on the side of the building there and
all that. I was driving around. So yeah, so anyway,
all right, all right, thank you artist man. All right,

(29:53):
there you go. We'll bleach therapy for you. Ryan's got
something he wants to add. Ryan and Maryland. What's going
on around? You're on Fox? So hey, Benn's Brian with
a big um coop, says Ryan, And you say Brian,
and the the world goes around. What's up? Whatever? I'm happy
to be on You guys are great, But why are
you going to take the O's Blue Jays off the
key matchup? Don't let Eddie do that. The Orioles are

(30:13):
doing great. This is the prime matchup of the day,
Orioles Blue Jays for you because you're biased where you live.
But for this is a it's called broadcasting, not narrow casting. Broadcasting.
But you just said the Yankees were taking a big dump. Yes,

(30:35):
that's what that's the story where they continue to suck.
Where the okay, thank you geez all right, time now
for the who am I? Game? Albert Poolos recently joined
Barry Bonds and me as players forty two or older
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Albert Poolos of the Red Birds joining Barry Bonds in
me as players forty two or older with two multi
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And we'll have the MLB pick him. We'll get to that.
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MLB pick him coming up at first the who am
I game? Who? Or you'll find out so Albert Pullos

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the Redbirds recently joined Barry Bonds and Me as players
forty two or older to have two multi homer games
in a season that advanced age for athletic competition. That
is the question. What is the answer. Daniel in Ohio's
going with Tila Tequila as his answer. Matt the Warrior

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rator rays fan not cheating, Rare not cheats, says Darryl
Evans is the answer. Terry in England, who stopped watching
baseball because of Fernando Tatis Jr. Is going with Johnny
Dick shot of the Pirates back in the day. Who
else do we have a page down? A Vinnie Castilla
from Double O Mexican in San Diego. Mike from Pittsfield

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also said, Daryl Vin Raphael for call guess by the
Sawman Classy, Freddie Blassie from Rob in Vegas, Jennifer Love
Hewitt from the Dick Dixter account for Dick and Dayton
parody account, Charlie Huff from Oscar, the Giambino guests by

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furg Dog Miguel on Fire got this right, bad job
by him late night drug tester says, you are Bobby
Gritch of the California Angels. Light up that halo. Who
else do you have? Bobby Bonds from polyide A, Sparky
Lyle tossed out by Rob in Minnesota, Fields of Green
going with Julio Franco, our Buddy Jason and denversus Lance,

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Bregman or Bergman. He says he's going Bergman on that.
Who I don't know one of the Lances Chow Chow
Coleman from Kevin. That's New York mets great Clarence Choo
Chow Coleman. It's a great name. Julio Franco was guess
by Eke ken Camon Eddie from Keith and NorCal. How
dare you? Eddie? Do you have an answered? It's not

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Ray Brower guests by Jason and Rocky Mount Virginia or
John Daley from the goat Man. A ridiculous silly answers.
I'm gonna go with the man they called the Angwen,
Ron says Ron says it, Ron say no, the correct answer, Eddie.
I believe he did this with the Chicago White Sox
in nineteen ninety one Carlton Fisk. Remember Carlton Fisk for

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the original punch Yeah, Red Sox, he waved the home
run fair. Anyway, here we go. Time now for the MLB.
Peckham and I am going first. I will take Alec
Manoah of the Blue Jays, Alec Manoah, Eddie, Justin Verlander,

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Kuba Loop. I will go with Kyle Tucker. That's a surprise, Roberto.
I have no idea who that is. H Let's go
with Lady mc guarrel, Junior one more and uh, Peter
Alonzo Alonzo, all right back to you, Kuba Loop. Uh,
you know what. I don't go with Judge Eddie. Let's

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go with Jose Ramirez. I'll get Nolan Ernado and as
Juan Soto been picked up, take him down, Eddie, Austin
Riley cop Sonny Gray, Verto, Dylan sees, we got it in,
We got it in.