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February 1, 2023 • 37 mins

Ben Maller talks about Aaron Rodgers making cryptic comments about his NFL future and his buddy Nathaniel Hackett, what happens next in the Aaron Rodgers saga, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number four, our four, like
the wind, here it is. Well. If you thought that
in Aaron Rodgers malar monologue was going to slip through
the cracks, you are mistaken. So Rogers spoke again this week.

(00:21):
He gave cryptic comments about his NFL future, and he
also talked about his buddy Nathaniel Hackett with the Jets.
So how do you translate the latest comments from Aaron Rogers?
We will translate those. Also, what happens next in the
Aaron Rodgers soap opera? And what are the chances that

(00:43):
Aaron Rodgers were to retire from Green Bay? We'll talk
about that as well. Here it is our number four.
Here you go. The big tease continues. Well, come in

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way tire buying should be. So I leave this hour
coming from the mind of Aaron Rodgers. Get out the
ayahuasca Grandma. Yes, Aaron Rodgers high talk. You know it
is in our contract. We cannot go more than a
few days this time of the year without some kind
of update involving the days of our lives, drama or

(02:13):
rama around Aaron Rodgers. So consider this our obligatory mallarmologue
on the polarizing packer quarterback. Will he topple down out
of Green Bay? Inquiring minds would like to know dot
dot dot dot now have you heard the ladies? Maybe not?

(02:34):
We got our weekly dose of Aaron Rogers news. Aaron
Rodgers entering the chat on the trade rumors swirling around him, affirming,
affirming his bromance with Nathaniel I can't hack it in Denver,

(02:55):
the now Jets offensive coordinator, on his weekly YouTube chat
with Patton McAfee, Aaron Rogers, he's an influencer, he said,
he has not decided. Asked you whether he will come
back and play in a nineteen season in the NFL.
So he's it's still up in the area that has
of course not slowed down the air traffic noise around

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the Jets. Now, we actually have a little audio just
to prove I'm not making this up. So here's a
little taste of Aaron Rodgers and his friendly banter with
his bff, his guy Pat McKim. You watch the game,
you let your mind drift off to what it would
be like to still be playing, and all those thoughts

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come back to you and then, you know, then you
come up to Pebble Beach and you're like, this kind
of this, this part of life is pretty amazing, you know,
doing things like this more often. So yeah, look, it's
it's gonna be a little bit more time for my decision,
and you know, I feel confident that in a couple
of weeks, I feel more strongly about one of the
two decisions. All right now. Rogers went on to say

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he wouldn't go out on and put his neck out
and say that a coaching move, any one coaching move,
would impact his decision, but he did sing the praises
of Hackett, said, I love hack Hacker is my guy.
He said, that's his quote love him and Megan and
the kids, well even loves the family. Said they're really

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special to me, really bonded all that when he was
in Green Bay, said that Nathaniel Hackett made it fun.
It was fun, he said, So guess that was the
icing on the cake. So let us discuss the question,
how do you translate the latest comments from Aaron Rogers.
So I've got cracker Jack's dairy farming and halitosis, and

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we will combine all of these together and we're going
to make some cheese kurds, is what we're gonna make now.
First of all, Aaron Rigers is loving this. I say
it every time we bring his name up. He relishes
the opportunity to stoke the rumor fires. And every week

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he gets a chance to crank up the furnace and
he does it. Rogers knows that everything he says, every word,
is analyzed. It is used by gas bags and blowhards
as sports content, and he is happy as a pig
in crap to give that content out. He's an hog

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heaven right. He sends out these cryptic comments into the
ether and then watches the media rats scurring around, guilty
as charged as we parse the words. So what I
do is I turned to the Crackerjack's box and I
use my lucky Dakota ring that I got lucky recorded
Dacoda ring. Thing here I got out of the Crackerjacks

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years ago. They don't have these toys anymore. I'm old,
but I can solve the puzzle. I can solve the puzzle.
And so Aaron Rodgers, what he's doing here is he's flirting.
He's flirting with the Jets ownership. There was a message
in the bottle, if you will, a secret message in
the bottle, and it was, Hey, I'm interested. I like hack.

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I'm a fan of hack. Give me some Hack. I
like Hack. Now, since he's under contract with the Packers,
it can't be totally in your face. So Rogers is
following some of the social norms of polite football society.
But that does not mean that he is beyond fluttering
his eyelashes towards the Jets, for example, just to let

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him know flirtation all right now, Secondly, what happens next?
What happens next? And the Aaron Rodgers saga, Well, I
could be a duc and say, well, what happened next?
What happens next is he golfs because he's in this
celebrity golf tournament this weekend in California. But we have
to get past the super Bowl. That is the next

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point of demarcation for Aaron Rodgers. You cross the rubicon
the super Bowl. It is verboating in the NFL to
upstage that event. You can't do it, and if you
do it, you go to NFL jail. So these storylines
are all carefully crafted. It is the manufactured drama of

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the pro football off season. They do not want you
to binge watch. No binge watching the transaction wire. You
gotta spread it out like peanut butter, get it all
over the break, all over the bread. You can't get
multiple transactions, big transactions at the same time. Otherwise the
axis of sports shifts to one side too much and

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it gets out of proportion. What fun would that be?
So instead, every couple of weeks they toss out a
little piece of red meat into the eskimos Dan and
it's a little piece of juicy steak. And the NFL
has to feed the content machine. They've got to feed
content till September. Training camps don't open until July mid July. So,

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as Socrates said, all things in moderation, including moderation and
trade rumors. So the roster moves. It's like dairy farming
slow in study, you're milking a cow. Milking a cow,
you're gonna grab the utterers, and that's how you do it.
Final far, So, what are the chances that Aaron Rodgers retires?
We'll revisit this question. We've asked the question before. We

(08:38):
will gauk at Aaron Rodgers and ask the question again,
so I will update the odds. The chances that Aaron
Rodgers retires based on a comprehensive minutes long thumbnail investigation
are zero point zero as in zero. That's how that works,

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and it would be the most baffling move one can make.
It is not even an option. Aaron Rodgers a he
loves the spotlight. He loves the spotlight, he loves the attention.
Once you retire, you don't get the same attention. And
by his standards, he was detestable in twenty twenty two
his play. His performance was not acceptable. He had halitosis,

(09:24):
that bad, stinky breath oozing out of his mouth. He
needs mouthwashed. And Rogers would be a blithering idiot be
to walk away from the NFL, well, not necessarily the NFL,
but you don't walk away from a pile of pasos,
a insane amount of money that he is scheduled to

(09:44):
make here. I know he's made a lot of money,
but you spend a lot of money and you don't
give up money, and you can continue to be the
hobgoblin of Green Bay or somewhere else. Rogers is looking
at a paycheck of over fee fifteen nine million dollars.

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That is like being a pirate and overtaking a boat
filled with gold bars. Yeah, I mean, what are you doing?
My god? So, no matter how you slice it, that
is a whole lot of dead presidents. And while everyone
is gagat for the Jets, do not discount the Titans

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here because Rogers offseason home. He didn't move. He's got
a big home that he's been working on in Nashville.
So that is Casa Rogers. They don't have a good
quarterback to Titans. They're also near the end of their
their window. They're deep in the weeds there in Nashville.
They have a new general manager looking to make a splash,

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And so I wouldn't discount the Titans either, but Tennessee,
they've got a very small opportunity here next year or
two to figure it out. And Rogers is at the
end of the rope. So that's a team to watch.
Who team to watch? Buckle up for many more plot
twists as the Aaron Rodgers turns, inquiring minds would like

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to know dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
All right, it is the Bennet Maller Show. As we
press on, we will take your phone calls here at
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can join us here. And often we say I want
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And we hear you can't handle the truth. Well, someone
in the world of sports gave us the naked truth.
Can you handle the truth? What did they say? How

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did they say it? We'll play it. I don't want
we'll play it, but we'll tell you what they said.
It's a it's a pretty funny. We'll get to that
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up later in the hour, stand down for password the
word Game of the Stars. We get to the Bitter
Honesty coming up in a minute, and we will take
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seven nine nine six sixty three six nine. And we'll
also read your comments on the Twitter machine. Always exciting.
I know you're fired up about that on Twitter at
Ben Mallard. That's at Ben Mallard. You can be part
of the program. Fur Dog writes, and he says, Aaron
Rodgers has played his last down in the NFL. It's

(13:24):
obvious to anyone not looking at the world through cheese
colored glasses. I see what you did there, mister clown writes,
and you know it's a hot take of mister Clown's
writing in he says, Aaron is just remembering the lessons
he was taught by the old man. Maybe he just
wants a house on the Music City, but Aaron looks

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to keep the streak of washed up quarterbacks going to
the Jets alive solid B. On the Mallard monologue, ozzywas
he's passing on an internet rumor that he found that.
I investigated that azz he was. Unfortunately, that is not

(14:11):
a real radio station. I wish it was, but I
looked it up and does not exist. Chris and Houston,
remember that schmuck Chris and Houston. Yeah, that guy, he's back,
he says, what's up, Maller. I'm up snuggled in my
Astro Championship blanket. I thought you had your Astro's pajamas
with the foots. He's on there, he says, while sipping

(14:33):
on my coffee, checking out the show. Oh yeah, let's
go to me go shout out Eddie, Coop and Roberta.
That's Chris and Houston, who was a high ranking general
in the Mallar militia, but he sold out, just like
Joe Back and Troy Aikman sold out and went to ESPN.

(14:53):
Chris and Houston went to the dreaded day shift, which
is even worse. So, I mean, who would want to
do that at the traded day shift? Man? Oh man,
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to Ken,
who's in Lost Wages Nevada. Ken, Welcome, You're on the
Ben Maller Show. How can we help you? Kid? Who

(15:14):
to help you? You're gonna help me? Yeah, you're gonna
tell you. Tom Brady is the best thing we ever seen.
But what's gonna happen next? I think I think this
uh discay in Philadelphia is gonna be the black Tom

(15:35):
Brady back Tom Brady? Who? What are we? What are we? Racist?
What am I drinking? I'm drinking a lot of things. Yeah,
but did you did you did you lose did? No? No? No,
no, no no come back come. We got plenty of times.
So did you did you lose a lot of money there? Ken?

(15:57):
How much money did you lose at the tables there?
In vague? I don't deal with table. Oh what do
you do slot sports book? What do you do? Yeah?
Mostly at the sports book, That's what I do. But
I think Justin Hurts is gonna hurt a lot of
people that bet on candying Justine host Hurts. He said,

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Justin Hurts It that's what you said, right, Justin Hurts. Yeah,
that's who I'm talking about. It's the black Tim Brady.
I got you, Black Brady. That's right. That's a that's
a hot take right there. Did you come up with
that yourself? He won't win seven, but he might win
three oh three? Okay, wouldn't he be more Peyton Manning
or something like that? Then? Yeah, category, I am willing

(16:46):
to bet my entire life savings that Justin Hurts won't
win a single super Bowl. Oh that's a bad take
by you, Coop. You don't not on one. Hey, this guy, listen,
my producer. Did you hear that? Ken? He does not
believe in just A Hurts. What do you think about that? Well?
You know what I think about that, man, And I'm
not I've been in Philadelphia. I've only driven through Kansas City. Congratulations,

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But yeah, it was when I go from Chicago to
Las Vegas and back and forth. I drive through that place.
That's all you want to do is drive through that place.
Don't drive anywhere right now? Please do not drive anywhere. Yeah,
I would be drinking at driving if I did that,
I would be bad. All what hotel you seeing that?

(17:33):
Don't tell you? Hey, I like your program. I don't
listen to a lot of radio shows, but I came
across your program and from what I've heard, it's top notch.
Thank you. As I can tell, it's very good. How
many super Bowls? How many super Bowls do you think
I can win? Who are you? That was the perfect answer,

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And I think all of America, all the men women
in America. I don't want to speak for everybody or
anything like that. I'm just asking, Like my name. I
don't normally tell people this, but my name, I'll tell
you my name, Ken, my name is Colin Cowherd. That's
my name. Okay, your name is coward? Yeah that's my name. No,

(18:26):
I'm just kid. I'm just kidding. My name's Rob Parker.
People make fun of it as well, but I'm a coward.
Like that's pretty hardcore, bro, Yeah, that's very hardcore. All right,
He's fast asleep. I thank you Ken, as much as
I would like to talk to you, I must move on.
But guy lives in Chicago. He drives to Vegas, loses

(18:48):
his ass at the sports book, and now he's up
all night, just hammered calling into the radio show What
a Life? Oh yeah, all right, uh man, oh man.
We follow that up with the man wandering around the
back roads, the back country roads out of the boondocks
in northern Florida, in the Redneck Riviera. We say hello

(19:12):
to Jed who fled. Hello, Jed. I just want to
correct the guys. Then the guy's name is Jermin Hurts.
I don't know what I'm talking about. That the future
of sports? Ben are we? The guy said, Justin Hurts,
And I'm going with that. That guy knows what he's
talking about. As a professional gambler. Justin Hurts. Justin does hurt.

(19:34):
Dude's because he can't get back on the show. He's
been banned, dude, Justin Hurts for a long long time. Now,
is the future of sports gonna be in the matrix
aka the meta? You know where The important thing is
to not try to bind this soon because that's impossible
to remember. Remember this spoon is not real? Or do
you think we're gonna find out the wizardry is real?
You know, just kidding Jesus, And that quidditch is the
most popular sport on the face of the earth. What

(19:55):
do you got or is there a third option? I'm
voting for pickleball. That we'll all be watching kickleball twenty
years from now, the world will be fatter. You're a
fan of you're you're a fan of gay pornography. I
don't encourage that, Ben, Yes, thank you. I would ask
this really quickly. What do you think about Dick and
Dayton and he's an alge? Do you ever think his

(20:15):
friends are tricky to be like? Do you know I
think guy like, oh yeah, I like Dick. Do you
think that erabs I was kid? Thank you? Can we
go back to that drunk guy in Vegas? Is he's
still up on him? We hung up on Kenny's out
of there a fairly. He's gone. Let's say hello to
Marcel in Brooklyn, who's standing by. Now, this is a

(20:36):
quality caller, this guy, Marcel, this guy gets it. This
guy gets the show. There man, And I'm very sorry
about the low battery on this phone. Here. It will
be definitely costing expensive, but bear with me. The foot
picks along with Robin Vegas is Jeff Ahead, and I

(20:58):
know what you've been thinking. You better stay tuned for that. All. Yeah,
it's gonna be a major one, but don't worry. I'm
here for you, Derek, So set around, my man. Eddie's
got the sports scores from overnight. And here's the question
for you. If you think Lebron James has scored the
points against my Nickabockers last night, wait to hear what

(21:20):
Eddie has to say right now. Go ahead there, my man.
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific Two
NBA Insiders podcasting twice a week to plug you right
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This League Uncut, the new NBA podcast with me Chris

(21:43):
Haynes and me Mark Stein join us as we team
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get your podcast and now back to a man who
is a broadcast professional. That's right, Marcel and Brooklyn and

(22:09):
the breaking newshole battery have almost tried to set the
sea battery is still yeah. This is like Hanakady. The
oil was only supposed to last one night. It's last day.
There you go, there you go. There you definitely go.
I like that, there you go, there you go. But

(22:32):
I will charge this expensive phone is just around the
corner now, Marcella and Marcella, I don't want to steal
your thunder. But before the food pick, we do have
password coming up the word Game of the Stars at
eight seven seven nine. But I wanted to pay off
my teeth. So Joe Missoula, the coach of the Celtics
that he was asked he was named the All Star

(22:54):
coach one of the All Star coaches, says, what does
coaching the All Star Game mean to you? His response,
the Celtic coach said, quote nothing. He said nothing. Uh.
He then said, what do you think of the decision
they change it up to pick teams right before the game.
They're gonna pick the teams right before the game. And
the All Star coach of the Boston Celtics said quote

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I don't care, he said. He said, so, then how
do you coach that? And the All Star coach from
Boston said, you don't coach that. The question was do
you just stand there and look pretty? He said, yeah,
I don't care about those. He said, So that's a Marcel,
that's an honest coach. Marcel Joe Missoula of the Celtics. Oh, yeah,

(23:40):
the Green Monster. Who's your favorite NBA coach? Do you
have a favorite NBA coach? Do I have a? Oh? No,
the battery again? Oh no, do I mention that? What
the NBA coaches? That's nothing, absolutely nothing. No. Who's your
favorite NBA coach? Do you have one? Oh? Do I

(24:02):
mention it? The NBA culture will be Phil Jackson from
the Lakers. Oh, he's doing a great job this year
with the Lakers. They are under five. I think he's
gonna turn things around. He's gonna you know, he's been
around a long time with the Lakers. Yeah, it's been
a long time. Yea, yeah, yeah, seventy five years ago. Today,

(24:25):
let's play food picks. The Los Angeles Lakers turned seventy five.
For seven decades, they have the NBA franchise teams than
any other team in the world. That's right, that's actually
the Clipper. That's the Clippers, Mars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Los
Angeles Clippers too. That's right, friend, a friend of the
NBA's all right, enough all of this, so the batteries

(24:50):
gets to set to diet anytime soon, but I will charge.
But in the meantime, a new dawn, a new day.
So mala militia, let's get into a And who ever
thought that the man who loves the mitch max up
the foot picks want to visit or nothing? It's Robin
Vegas fallow him on TikTok folks. He joins us right now, Rob,

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hump day. What did your foot pick from last night? Marcel?
I think that you had chili keeley in a rich
and smoothie what oh no, no, no, no, go ahead, Rob,
I'm we'll move on to Dad. I'm gonna go I'll

(25:37):
go oodles and noodles. Yeah yeah, who bear with me,
Eddie my man? All right, yeah, that's not correct. You
actually had a corn dog. Not a correct either. You
had a corn dog. I saw no, no, no, this
is not a mix. So he had a corn dog.
I saw you eat it. Udles and noodles, that's what

(26:01):
Ben is that? And a corn dog? No dog? An epic.
I'm gonna say you had. I'm gonna say oodles and
noodles and a corn dog. Oh. I think you and
Edie got a mismatching it? What all right? I'm sorry,

(26:23):
phone die I think you're chunky chunky steak chili with cornbread. Oh,
a corn dog? Hey, Marcel, Marcel, this guy Ryan wrote it.
I think he's in the O C. And in the
LA area, Yeah, and actually in San Diego. He says,
please get Blair in Maine on the phone while you
have Marcell your thoughts on that's from Ryan Ryan. I'm sorry.

(26:47):
He's a total enemy and and he's a Blair Putin.
We don't trust Blair Putin. We're the Blair hater people.
And that's final. And you know why Ben still the
initiative for Sup being like a Blair interrupting. The calls
are Oh there's Blair. Marcella's trash. WHOA called you trash?

(27:15):
What do you have to say to marcell? Expose of
him right now? Hey, Marcella, is it true that you
did you did fly eagles fly on the Big Jab?
Is that true? Yeah? It will be the Eagles fight song.
I tried to make it practice things right, all right, Well,

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I guess it was Marcel that turned the Empire State green.
You turned the building. You like that, didn't you, Marcella? Absolutely, yeah,
of course you did. All right, Marcella, do the food
picks and I want a little fly Eagles fly before
the super Bowl. You don't have to do it today,
but before the super Bowl. Okay, yeah, yeah. We will
play from super Bowl in Arizona. It will start on
Sunday again. So so our food pick from last night.

(28:00):
It will be took the tub out already, all right,
okay from last night. And Ben, you're exactly right, Yeah, no,
Red and yeah, here you go, he said, No, it's

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not the Fisher. Who in the world are thought? Yeah? Epic,
yea epic. All right, thank you, Jack said my friend,
please enjoy passport the word Game of the Stars and
played him more to go and I'll see you back
you on Friday. That's always This is Thomas right. Thing

(28:47):
says there is no worse radio than Marcel. That's a
ringing endorsement. Thank you, Thomas, appreciate that. I think we
should get Ken back on. We should have left him
on for the whole hour. He's on Ken, Ken, Are
you there, Ken? It's your friend Colin. How you doing Ken? Well,
I don't know. I don't know if Philadelphia is gonna
cover the two points and then I'll be good. You'll

(29:11):
be good on that. Yeah, yeah, Philadelphia on the two points.
You already bet The super Bowl is not until the
next week. Yeah, because it might go to two and
a half, but maybe even though three and a hook
who knows. Yeah, you're worried about that. I got you.
I gotta worry about that. Can I ask you a question? Like? Like,

(29:32):
I understand you drove from Chicago, you put a bunch
of bets down. How do you end up finding the show?
You're in your hotel room? Like, how do you you
just know? I'm not in the hotel. No, I wish
I was in the hotel room. I have a condo
over Oh you you got a condo in Vegas? Oh? Man? Yeah,
I I flat like a bird, Like when you see

(29:54):
a bird decide it's too cold over here, We're going south.
Oh you like the bird man? I got you? Yeah,
I'm the birdman. Yeah. We gotta call every night. I'm
here every night. Can you gotta call me five nights
a week, Okay, Sunday night through Thursday night. I'm here. Okay, well,

(30:17):
all right, all right, I gotta thank you. All Right,
He's not gonna remember any of it. I could tell
him I'm Howard Stern. It doesn't matter. You want. I
could tell him I'm Joe Biden. It doesn't he want
I gonna remember any of this anyway? All Right, it
is the Bannet Maller Show. As we continue on, do
we have contestants, Cooper? Do we need contests? We have

(30:37):
people that want to play? Oh? That means people I
won't want to play the game. All right, let's get
some contestants. Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox password
the word Game of the Stars. We'll get to that
and we will do it next. What planet would you
want to visit? Oh? Here in the whole wide world?
You know it. Thank you for that question, Rob, I

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(31:44):
Password the word Game of the Stars. Here's Ben Maller man.
We will play password the word Game of the Stars
right now. That's welcome in our contestants. We've got let's
see who do we want to play. We've got Aaron
and Pennsylvania is gonna play. Hello Aaron, Hey Ben, thanks
for having me on the show. This is great. I've
heard your concerns about the game, so I'm here to

(32:06):
save the games. All right. The man is trying to
save the games. He's doing his good public service act here.
You're giving back to the community. Eron. Good job by you.
All right, what part of Pennsylvania are you in there? Sir?
Central Pennsylvania, Harrisburg State Capitol. Looll get that where all
the action is all the politicians hang out in Harrisburg,
right there? All right, Hold on a second, Aaron, and

(32:28):
you were gonna play our game? All right? Pick door
number one, door number three, Eddie, door number one or
door number three. Let's go number one, number one? Number one?
Are you Dan in Saint Louis? Hello? Dan? Hey, good morning, Ben?
How are you? Good morning? Dan? Has everything in Saint
Louis this morning as cold as could be? I'm supposed

(32:52):
to be, isn't it? That's usually how it works, right yeah?
I think yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it's to be expected.
And what do you have going on with yourself this morning? Dan?
Just up getting ready for work? What kind of work
do you do? I work in a big construction company. No? Cool?
All right, well, good luck, Aaron. Who do you want
to partner up? What you can play with me? Ben?

(33:13):
Eddie or Robert or a coop? Oh there's only one choice,
you Ben, That's right exactly? Are all right? Dan? You're
stuck with Eddie? Who cheats? Robert? Or a coup? Give
me Eddie? Oh? How dare you a terrible choice? All right, Well,
let's play the game here, gentlemen. The way this works,
we have a list of words. If you can see

(33:34):
these words in front of me, you are clearly cheating.
Do not cheat. That would be inappropriate, that would be wrong.
You should not do that. Do not do that. Aaron.
You you were on the air first. So please pick
a number one to ten. Please number one? All right,
that's a five choice. That's how we say that around here. Absolutely,

(33:58):
let's go with let's see here. I think I can
I can't use that. Uh No, I think I can
get that. How about the spaghetti? Yeah, there you go.
That's my man. All right, jop by you ten? You
want to quit right now? Eddie? You would like that,

(34:20):
wouldn't you? You should quit? You I actually compete and play.
I got a good guy, Eddie. This guy knows who
he's doing. This guy, Aaron, he's sharp. He probably runs Pennsylvania.
All right, go ahead, you're up Eddie with Dan. Pick
a number damn between two and ten? Number seven? All right,
number sive number seven. Eddy, Hurry, chop chop, hold on, chop, chop,

(34:45):
um boy, top chop. It's a tough one. I'll go
h so simple, shut up. Press press fresh, yeah, press
press um smash no, uh no, how about squeeze crush

(35:09):
nor about nine? Now it's eight points eight points for
how about twist compress? All right, this is a tough one, Aaron.
I'm gonna use a reverse Mallaw maneuver. You know, the

(35:31):
mala maneuver. And you're aware of that the malle maneuvers
were using. All right, we usually lead, usually lead into
the word eddie, but this is gonna be the reverse
Mallew maneuver. So I'm gonna go hitter. Heyse it's grateful. Yeah,

(35:55):
you basically gave him a definition of what you were
gonna do. He you let's lose. Yeah, this is normally
what we no. But we're gonna guys up bringing dear
general cheating Robert. Roberto said, cheating, said hitter. This guy
got pinched from hitter. Berto says, you cheated? Are you

(36:16):
trying to cheat again? I see what you Roberto? Come on,
is that seventeen nothing time? Just qualified? Eddie's getting small qualified.
We're up. Now they're losers. Don't worry about that, man,
we're winners. Pick a number, Aaron, not one, not seven, five,

(36:37):
number five? All right, let's go uh let's see here,
I think this. Yeah, this is a I'm about uh redo.
Oh well, don't stall or anything. It's not out of time.

(37:00):
And when you lost the lay of game for stall,
you're a winner. Lay games. Too much time, game show,
that guy's so good, should be running the Keystone State
that I win. Murder got a closer, Garcia, you lost
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