February 3, 2023 • 45 mins
Big Ben talks about some trash talk between the Eagles & Chiefs leading up to the Super Bowl, reports that Kyler Murray is hurting the Cardinals search for a new head coach, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, Coop's Scoop on Entertainment, and more!
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of the night and morning, and our lead this hour
coming from the boom Tube, say what little Friendly Giggles
Morning TV banter which still has legs here as we
are grasping on to just about anything at this point.
So so that is where the location Little Morning TV
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that the New York Giants safety person by the name
of Julian Love. I don't know if you know who
that is. We didn't know who he was until not
that long ago. But Julian Love of the Giants was
working on his inner blabbermouth ninja's skills, which we approve of.
We're not against that, and he was commenting on Nick Siriani,
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the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Now, if you
didn't hear this, we're gonna play it for you in
a second, or perhaps you missed it, but it was
during in a appearance on something called Good Morning Football,
which is part of the prob the news at the
NFL network, A little nonsense funding giggles on the NFL. Now,
Julian Loved very loose lips here, and the Giants, of
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course long gone from the NFL postseason, but they were
talking about the matchup the Eagles and the Chiefs and
the Super Bowl, and Nick Sirianni and some of his
sideline shenanigans. As the Eagles are now in the Super Bowl,
as they took out the Giants, earlier took out the
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forty nine ers, and now they're gonna try to take
out the Chiefs. So what exactly did this cat Julian
Love say. So, as Warner Wolf would say, let's go
to the audio tape. You know, he's a guy who
really is doing a good job because he's not getting
in the way of his team. He has an experienced
roster from top to bottom offensive defense. You see this stuff, though,
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like what's your reaction as a player, and that guy's
doing that. I don't like it. I don't like it
at all. I mean, he's he's in for a free
ride right now. You guys can coach this team and
you can concede, all right. So let's that last part,
that's the money quot They're all out. He's in for
a free ride right now. You guys can coach this team,
and everyone loves all right, So let us discuss the
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question here. The Giant safety Julian love saying that the
Eagles coach is getting a free ride. Anybody can coach
that team. That's essentially what he said. You heard it
for yourself. Are you in or out on that statement?
So I am in on that statement. I am in
on that statement. App solutely, absolutely in on that particular statement.
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I've got metamorphosis. We've got that the eighty twenty. And
if that was not enough for you, we also have
the exam heard around the world. So we'll combine all
of these things together and that will be the foundation
of this malar monologue. So, hey, we'll start with this
Nick Sirianni, who, even if you like the guy and
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you're carrying the water for him, is benefiting from the
fruits of the labor of the players. It's kind of
how that works, right. Coaching is important, but talent is essential. Now,
the uneducated fan, we'll say, hey, wait a minute, time out,
time out, time out. The Eagles only added one offensive
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player going into this year, So how big a difference.
It's the same team essentially, No, no, no, no, no.
That one new player. The puzzle piece that completed the
puzzle a J. Brown. So what can Brown do for you?
His mere presence has unlocked the hidden world of Jalen Hurts.
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Hurts has undergone a metamorphosis from imperfect. He's not perfect,
but he's above average. Don't didn't play well in the
last game against the forty nine ers. You wouldn't know
that by the final score. But Philadelphia has been able
to dominate in the trenches, and the offensive and defensive
lines have controlled much of these games here and there's
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other things involved in the secret sauce. But they're adding
that receiver from the Tennessee Titans who occasionally he doesn't
even catch passes, he's a decoy. But that has pushed
Philadelphia into a chance to win a Lombardi in less
than two weeks in Arizona. Now Part B of this,
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let's go back to Syriani. So Sirianni taking some criticism.
There's also a lot of people running to defend him,
including some of the guys in the Eagles locker room.
I know you were shocked by that, that this is
for standard chaw here they were rushing to push back.
How dare you? What's wrong with you? Shame on you?
You can't sure that about my coach? Kind of what
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you have to say if you don't say that, that
becomes problematic. You do what you gotta do. Now, the
most verbose that we could find from the Eagles a
linebacker by the name of Brandon Graham. And what did
Brandon Graham say? Well, he had a long rant about
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his coach. And let's give you a little taste. Let's
go to the audio tape. Here's the Eagle linebacker Brandon Graham,
defending his coach on it. I just know that coach
Sirianni is, it don't matter what he did last year.
What a team that you know, No, Siriani is, uh,
that's too much on it. I just know that coach
Sirianni is, uh, it don't matter what he did last year.
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What a team that you know, nobody thought was gonna
do much. You know, he ended up getting us to
the playoffs and then for his second years. I mean,
that's what you pupposed to do. You supposed to get better,
You supposed to bring players in to get to do
exactly what you need them to do, and we did that.
I mean, he say, anybody can coach this team is like, man,
it don't matter because at the end of the day,
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it's on your GM and your president and people to
be able to bring guys in and sign guys, and
how people want to come to this organization. So, I mean, man,
it's a whole bunch of different factors other than just
him talking about coach Sirianni. It's just, you know, a
lot of people just mad because of what happened this season.
I understand, but yeah, I mean it definitely carried no
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weight because I mean, coach proved itself each and every day,
and if you're not in here, you really want to
know that. So it's just all lip service. Oh it's
just lip service. Well that was a long soliloquy. So
how do you dissect Brandon Graham's argument in defense of
his coach? So it made for a better headline than reality.
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You heard it? Were you blown away by that? I
know in the blogosphere that read as Eagle linebacker Brandon
Graham passionately defends the honor of his coach, and for
those that have the attention span of a goldfish, that works.
But studies have confirmed over the years that most people
don't actually read the story. They instead just read the headline.
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In fact, it's the eighty twenty r eighty percent of
people react to the headline, and only twenty percent of
people will actually scroll through the actual story. And I
think the numbers about sixty percent of people will will
share something like send a text or something on Facebook,
Twitter or whatever, Instagram, TikTok, but they'll send a link
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that they didn't even click on just because they liked
the headline. But on this one, Brandon Graham is serving
up a soup, the soup of the day, and that
would be alphabet soup, a bunch of words, letters made
into words. It sounds powerful. However, when you actually paris
what was said here, Graham did not exactly disagree with
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Julian Love. That's the part that I kept waiting for,
the big disagreement. He didn't actually address specifically what Julian
Love had said. In fact, he essentially endorsed it by
saying the GM of the eagles and the president brought
in elite talent. And he also at the end there
he gave the boiler plate to answer, if you're not
in here, you don't know. That's always the default positioned
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by the jock, by the meathead. That's where they go. Now,
the last word here has Nick Sirianni established himself as
a top tier coach in only a couple of years
on the job. So the answer is no. The report
card is in comp there's an eye for incomplete. It
is a small sample size. But he's using a ballpoint
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pen and a notepad to write the story. But he's
not done with it. And it's still early on and
we've seen coaches get off the good starts and then
vanished away. But so far fortune has been on his side.
There's been some good scheduling outside of the division the
NFC East. The Eagles played two playoff teams outside of
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the divisional opponents, the Vikings and the Jags, so they
didn't have exactly a murderer's role. And Nick Sirianni's claim
up until this season, his claim to fame was the exam,
the draft exam. You remember, Sirianni's the guy. This was
a year ago or a year and a half ago
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when Sirianni said how they would determine what players they
wanted a draft. They were playing rock paper scissors with
prospective players in the draft prospects, and they were trash
talking the guys. He was trash talking the players to
gauge how competitive they were appelly. That worst we should
all be playing rock paper scissors. The thing that is
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really rubbing like sand paper on many is Sirianni's very arrogant,
cocky demeanor on the sidelines and his gyrations are not
the norm, and it annoys a lot of people. They
get very upset by that. And my theory is that's
where a lot of this is coming from. We'll find
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out there's one more massive game and the difference here.
We all know, if you win the super Bowl, you're oh,
all time great. If you lose, you're forgotten. And he's like, well,
you got to a super Bowl, you didn't win. There's
a lot of teams that got to a super Bowl
didn't win, and you kind of brush them off. You
brush them off to the side. You're like, okay, that's
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our lead this hour coming from the Valley of the
Sun that'll be the epicenter of the football world next
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week super Bowl fifty seven. Be there or save your money.
But the Cardinals are not anywhere near a Super Bowl team,
but yet they're the focus of this because this hour
one of the few teams that has yet to hire
a head coach. There are but two. It's Arizona in Indianapolis.
But I want to focus on the cars. We talked
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a lot about the Colts. I haven't talked much about
the Cardinals. So many people have been wondering why Arizona
has yet to hire somebody, Like, what are you waiting?
What are you waiting for? Come on, dude, hire somebody.
What we may now have an answer. And I'm not
sure if you saw this or not. Maybe you actually
have a life and you don't pay attention to this
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kind of nonsense. But we are hearing that Kyler Murray's
presence is causing high anxiety neurosis, if you will, for
prospective coach. Now, that's the back fence talk that has
come out of the NFL's assembly, the conference in Mobile,
Alabama at the Senior Bowl where a lot of these
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rumors originate from at the Senior Bowl. So Pro Football
Network tells us that these whistle carrying sideline heroes, masters
of the XS and o's do not want to be
handcuffed to Kyler Murray. That's the report. Now there has
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been a different report that has been trying to squash that.
So you have conflicting dueling banjos here. Someone is not
telling the truth. So let us discuss the question, are
you gonna go thumbs up or thumbs down to Kyler
Murray hurting the efforts of the Cardinals to hire their
preferred coach. So I am going two thumbs up. I
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got two thumbs up my observations. You've got su Case,
Chicken Wing and Miss Cleo, and we will lock all
of these things together and we are going to make
a cactus, which is right now, what the Cardinals are
sitting on. A prickly cactus. That's what they're sitting on.
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So Number one, the Cardinals right now are being haunted
and they deserved this. They deserved to be haunted for
the incompetence they did as a as an organization. I
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know the people that did it are all gone. Everyone
of them that was involved in that just about has
been let go. But they deserved the Arizona Cardinals to
be haunted by this Kyler Murray contract. When I saw
this headlines or color me shocked, I can't believe it.
I'm baffled by this. Holy smokers, unless I'm not. It
is a teachable moment. Mistakes have consequences, and it should
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be a tough sell, right. I know, there's only thirty
two of these jobs, and everyone jeams to being an
NFL coach when you go into coaching, I can be
an NFL head coach someday. But the good candidates, right,
and let's separate the premiere candidates from the run of
the mill candidates to the fringe candidates. The top candidate
is reluctant to take this job. And that tells you
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what a garden gnome Kyler Murray happens to be. That
it's a lose lose situation. That Murray, in the eyes
of the premier coaching candidate, is a suitcase. He's a
suitcase filled with your ranium. He's radioactive. It's an atomic nightmare.
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Bad attitude check, bad teammate check, rubs coach is the
wrong way check check. Check he's a me guy. Check
generally uncoachable. Check his true passion, his true calling in life,
video games. Check he checks all those boxes. Shout out,
call of duty. Now making matters worse. The Arizona franchise
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knew this. They realized that they were making a terrible mistake,
and they attempted to put a safety net in. It's
like doing a high wire act and you're like, you know,
I might fall. The wind is blowing here over Niagara Falls.
I might want to put some kind of net down
so at least I have some protection. And instead he
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gacked right. They tried. They at the last minute, they
briefly attempted to hold the fun sized quarterback alligator. I
was Murray accountable, force him to do the bear minimum
by watching game tape for just a few hours a week,
putting down the controller. And what did Kyler Murray do?
He gocked. This is a troucious This is like a
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war crime. And they tell you the guy's got zero
self away right about how bad that looked because he's
entitled and he lives in a bubble and he was
able to use the social media blowback. The Cardinals, the
cowards that they are as an organization, they caved in
and they handed over even more power to little Napoleon,
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their quarterback, letting him neglect the playbook. And now here
we are they need a coach. And suddenly everyone's like, okay,
we'll call you. Don't call us. We're not that interested.
We're not that India. You know. We'll put you in
the friend zone is what we're gonna throw. All right,
we'll be friends. Maybe in a couple of years when
this guy's done. Will be good? All right? Now, Page two,
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So what can the Cardinals do to fix everything that's
gone haywire in this Kyler Murray contract snaffoo? So if
you take a couple of steps back and you look
at the big picture, you look out at the landscape here.
They've got to swallow their medicine, as painful and as
bad tasting as that is, and and let the sands
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of the Arizona Desert fall where they're gonna fall. But
the Cardinals are their knee deep right now in manure. Okay,
they're in manure, and there is only one escape portal.
There's only one a trade, that's it, and even that
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would be a dicey proposition. But they have to find
a way and to convince a team that's also filled
with a bunch of Dodo birds like the Texans or
the Saints, to take this albatross. Kyler Murray the greater
fool theory, right, find the greater fool to take your
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your problem off your roster. But since Kyler is injured
right now, he's damaged. You can't get rid of him.
Who's who exactly is gonna you say? Every time I
say you can't do something, it happens. But it's hard
for me to imagine that Murray's gonna miss probably half
the season if not more next year, is going to
be available in a trade and someone would take it.
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So that has to be off the table with your thing.
So Kyler is like he's essentially giving the franchise a
w W f old school not wwwwf old school style
cross face chicken wing in terms of long term success
in the nearer future. He has grabbed them by the
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chin and he is attempting to separate the head from
the body from the rest of the body. There he's wrapped,
He's wrapped up. This team is wrapped up in knots
with Kyler Murray. And that's that's just the alright, final point.
So how does this chapter play out for the cards?
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So this is the part where I tell you that
I am a distant relative of Nostre Damas and friend
of Nostruds. But on this one we reached out to
the ghost of Miss Cleo, the all knowing, all powerful
psychic line Miss Cleo who says that the Arizona coaching
candidates deserve better. They deserve better. So here's what you expect,
place holder seat filler. Think of this like the Academy
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Awards that used to be a big deal when people
loved Hollywood and the glitz and glamor of the big
screen and all that back in the day, And at
the Academy Awards where people actually used to watch that.
They would put seat fillers in to make sure that
anytime the camera panned all the celebrities in Hollywood, all
the people, every seat was filled for aesthetic reasons. It
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made for good TV. So the Cardinals, they need a
seat filler. The Cardinals need a coach to come in
so when they do an interview at halftime or before
the game, the coach can talk and he can be
on the sidelines there when they do the painting of
the camera to the coach with the nervous look with
the playsheet in front of his face there, and whether
or not they're good coaches is irrelevant. Like the possibilities
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that are out there that we're hearing are Brian Flores,
who has an active NFL litigation against the league. And
if the Cardinals hire Flores, it would be like, hey,
let's let's hire him. I actually think Flores is an
okay coach, but let's hire him because that'll screw his
his lawsuit. That'll torpedo is legal case because you know, like,
we hired this guy, I mean, and they go to court. Now,
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I think that case is gonna hap in arbitration anyway.
But if they did go to court, then Flores would
would have a tough, tougher road to hoe, if you will,
And that would be fun for our show because he's
a drill sergeant style coach and Kyler Murray wants to
be coddled, and so that would be good. But he's
not an attractive named Brian Flores because again he's suing
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the NFL. Some of the other candidates vance Joseph. Anybody
who lives in Denver who likes the Broncos. You remember
the advanced Joseph reign of terror over the Broncos for
a couple of years, not that long ago. And somebody
I don't even know who this guy is, Mike Kafka
or Kafka the from the Giants who I don't know.
I've never heard of that guy. But he's a candidate
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for the job. These are not more stimulating coaching candidates,
is what I'm trying to tell you. So I absolutely
buy the report that this is all a byproduct of
Alligator arms, Kyler Murray and his influence. That it's hard enough.
Every everyone has an ego, I get it, especially professional athletes.
To get to that level, you've got to be so
full of yourself you're an absolute a hole, but there's
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different levels of a hole. And Kyler Murray is like next, next, next, next, next, next, next,
next level. Like he's at the very top of the
a whole spectrum and that's the issue. And he's also
not that good. That's the other problem. Be sure to
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But here we go, Here we go, It's Meller. How
about that to the third degree. This is one big
band gets grilled. Yeah, this guy had purchased books, he
got his schedule, but the ANFOLO said we ran out
of quarterbacks. They only had thirteen teams in the NFC
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at that time. All right, What do we have here,
Cooper Loop? What do we have? Kyle Shanahan told the
media on Wednesday that there isn't any scenario in which
Jimmy Garoppolo is back with the forty nine ers next season. Ben,
we all pretty much knew this already. Where do you
think Jimmy g goes? All? Right? So with Tom Brady
out of the picture, now, Jimmy ge moves up several
spots the favorite And Roberto's not gonna like this, but
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I have the Raiders as the favorite if they don't
get Aaron Rodger's like Garoppolo, everyone's Plan B. He's the
Plan B. I wouldn't put it past the Patriots to
knock on the door of Garoppolo. They're not completely sold
on Mac Jones, but Garoppolo is gonna have a lot
of opportunities and he's an upgrade for the Jets, the Commanders,
the Colds. But I'd say the Raiders are actually at
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the top because of the obvious ties with Josh McDaniel's
next Urban. Meyer was on a podcast when he discussed
the Jaguar success this season, and he pointed to the
team doing well in free agency. Ben, he obviously isn't
going to admit that Doug Peterson has coached the team better.
But exactly how much of the credit does Doug Peterson get? Well, okay,
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the ego of Urban Meyer. He would rather Drake Bleach
than admit that he screwed up as an NFL coach.
I get it. But here's the way I break down
Doug Peterson coming father figure type. But I'm only going
to give him about thirty percent, I mean thirty percent
of the credit. The rest of it goes to the
players who actually performed on the field. But doesen Doug
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Peterson did a good job. Good for him? Ultimately, the
players are the ones that are actually out there, and
so they get the Lions share of the credit. All right. Next,
it's being reported that talks to relocate the A's to
Las Vegas. I've heated up again, Ben. Do you think
a move to Vegas will completely change the culture of
the franchise. Are we gonna see big free agents on
the athletics? Well, I was told a couple months ago
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that this is already going down the tracks like a
runaway train, that it's gonna happen. The A's are gonna
end up in Vegas, which sucks for Oakland because of
the crazy politics there in the Bay Area, but they
have no excuse. They're gonna have an influx of casino cash.
Vegas is a destination for young guys. Yes, Yes, how
did we do Coop? That is a win. That's a
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Big Band's Lame Joke of the week, and then it
is Big Man's Lame Jokes the Week, each and every
week at about this time. These are actual jokes sent
in by actual listeners the show. These are not fake jokes.
These are not fraudulent jokes. These are legitimate, big time
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jokes that listeners have sent in and as always, well
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man that complains every week. I'm like his mother. I
have to call this guy to wake him up. Weed
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weed Man, hippie. I love you, dad, make you love
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These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners. I
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All right, is Lisa here this week? No, Lisa, she's
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all right, Lisa's not there. All right, here we go,
big Man's lame jokes the week. All right, all right,
here we go. Who is Lizzo's favorite rock and roll singer?
I don't know who's your favorite singer? Well, not surprisingly Eddie.
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She loves meat loaf. Alright, Surf, you've heard that one before.
A surfer Todd of comedian, And we've met Todd a
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years since their first date. So congratulations Surfer Todd the comedian.
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Why does Lizzo make people so happy. I don't know
why does Why does she make people so happy? She's
a big ball of joy, that's why. Come on, Justin
in DC? Who sent that one in? What happened when
Lizzo complained about the lame jokes of the Week segment
about her? I don't I don't know what happened. She
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was told to lighten up. That's Ekan rosueom Minnesota. Did
you know that Lizzo is just a little short for
her weight? No? I didn't know that. Yeah, she's actually
doctors say she should have been about seven foot nine.
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That's from Buck Lister Buck in Boston. Who sent that
one in? And why is Lizzo so good at trivia games?
I don't know. Why is she good at that? Well?
Eddie elephants have really good memories, Daniel listener, Daniel sent
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that one in. Did you hear the big news that
Tom Brady is retiring again? Oh? Yeah, I think I
did hear that. Actually yeah. In a related story, Lizzo
is going on a diet again, so that Gordon in Tacoma.
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What is Lizzo's favorite part of the big celebration in
New Orleans? Mardi gras Um. What's your favorite part? Fat Tuesday? Eddie,
She's a big fan. She loves that Fat Tuesday. That's
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Did you hear that the beach patrol asked Lizzo to
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relocate to a nude beach? They did? Yeah, they didn't
know she was wearing a bikini. They had no idea
Eddie or apologized said, I'm sorry. That's Gordon in the
Tacoma who sent that one in? All right? What don't
you pause? Well, actually, Coop, do you have anything right now, Coop?
Any offensive jokes? Coop does the offense of jokes of
the week? Sure, all right, go ahead. Cool. What did
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Edin Christina do when they heard that seventy percent of
car accidents happened within ten miles of your home? I
don't know they moved? That was from Cap on Twitter?
All right, good job by Cap. Why don't we pause
for the cause. We'll have the weed Man radio roast?
(31:26):
Are you ready? Weed Man? I love you all the
guys love busting your chops. We'll have the weed Man
Radio Roast. We got a bunch of other great jokes,
many of them about random people that contribute content to
the show. Big Bangs Lame Jokes of the Week, Roll on,
we'll get to that next. Be sure to catch live
editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
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Eastern eleven pm Pacific. And back to the Jokes we go.
It's Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week, Actual jokes
sent in by actual listeners like yourself. If you'd like
to send jokes into a future episode of the show,
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Ben Maller's Show at gmail dot com. Ben Maller's Show
at gmail dot com. Are you there, weed Man? All right?
Are we ready? It's the weed Man Radio roust. Here
we go. Why won't door Dash deliver the weed Man?
I don't know. Why not. They actually required customers to
have a door Eddie. That's the problems. Chris, Chris in
(32:35):
des Moines, send that one in weed Man chooses to
be poor and unemployed? Eddie? About that? Yeah, I kind
of thought, yeah, ironically, he didn't want to be part
of the rat race. He wanted no part of the
rat race, and the rats came to him. So there
is that. Did you hear that weed Man got replacement teeth? Oh? Really? Yeah, yeah,
(33:00):
it's exciting. Yeah. He bought a box of tic TACs
and crazy glue and show. Yeah two of that and
yeah a little, but that's fine. Alex the Cynical sent
that one in. Who's a bigger loser than weed Man Hippie? Oh,
I don't know who's a bigger loser. That would be
Jimmy Haslam, the owner of the Cleveland Browns. Eddie. That's
(33:21):
from John and a Youngstown, Ohio bigger Browns fan John
and Youngstown, Ohio. He might be a Steeler fan Youngstown's
like halfway. Uh, Jimmy hasn't Yeah, here you go, all right.
I'd be lucky he didn't buy the rest of the
team weed weed Man doesn't mind being a ball Eddie. Yeah,
(33:41):
I kind of know that. Yeah, he believes work is
over ratted. That's what he said. Very funny, I think,
joke writer justin in Washington, DC. Why does weed Man
have a hard time accepting that the mice have won? Eddie? Oh?
Why is that because the tooth hurts. That's why where
(34:08):
is weed man Hippie's girlfriend from? I don't know where's
she from? Miss Hippie. That was listener Mason in Huntington
Beach out. I don't know weed man jokes. Let's say
we got other we got other jokes. Well, what do
you call the worst caller of the year? Transgender Dave
(34:29):
and Blair from Maine? I don't know? A scratch off
a hack off at a blank off chip Chip from
Maine sent that one in a page down, page down?
Did you hear what happened to Punksutani Phil before he
saw a shadow at a big news here all over
(34:50):
the TV and then what happened? Yeah, Sir scratch Off
ran him over and had him for dinner. So it's
uh tough news there, Punkstani Phil. It was by sir
scratch Off at Arkansas. That's a chip from Maine who
sent that one in? Uh, what is the difference between
a mosquito and felexus um? I don't know what's a difference. Well,
(35:13):
at least the mosquito eddie will stop sucking when you
slap it goes John John not John is Uh. He
wrote we met him meet and greed. How do you
get a small fortune at a sports betting I don't
know how. You start out with a large fortune and
(35:34):
you take Poppy's picks and you just you pick those
and you're you got any jokes over there, couple? It
was Big Bend's lames jokes of the week. We had limo'
brien call in and give me one over the phone. Okay,
why don't the Vikings eat cereal? All right? Why don't
the Minnesota Vikings eat too? I don't know, because they
(35:57):
choke anytime to get close to a bowl. Here's some
exciting news for fans of the show. Did you hear
that Jed who fled is considering some life changes. Oh?
I didn't hear that. What's he gonna do? Yeah, he
woke up yesterday and realized he needs some tweaking. What
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do you get when you add up Angry Bill, Jed
who Fled in half pint? Oh gosh, I don't know
what do you get? A life sentence, Eddie? You get
a life sentence, is what you get. Here's exciting news.
Angry Bill just mapped out his family tree. Oh yeah,
(36:42):
Unfortunately it looks more like a cactus. Eddie. Because it's
full of pricks, just like a cactus right there. That's
just Dustin and DC. Well, here's an interesting revelation. Also,
apparently Poppy's acting career is going to take him very
far Eddie. Oh yeah, yes, hopefully for us he stays there, Eddy,
(37:03):
that would be great, really far, far, far away, Eddie.
It's from Justin in DC. Did you hear that furg
Dog is going to be a lot less codependent in
twenty twenty three? Big news here for furg Dog. That
is interesting. Yeah, but it's okay, Eddie. As long as
(37:23):
it's okay with Brian Finley, then it's okay. That's Justin
in DC Big Bend's Lame Jokes of the Week. These
are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners. Have you
heard that Oscar the Grouch and Grover had a secret
love child, Eddie? No, I did not hear that. Well,
he'll be watching him in the Super Bowl, Eddie. Come
(37:45):
on now, he plays quarterback for the Chiefs. All right,
that's some Conrad. We'll do one more. What part of
the upcoming super Bowl will be painful to you? I
don't know what part of the upcoming super Bowl will
be painful? To you, that would be watching Maholmes Hurts.
There you go, all right, surfer, Surfer Todd the community.
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Have you found your teeth weed Man yet? Have you
found them? No? Love? Have you? Have you looked around?
Have you cleaned up at all? Have you tried to
find them? This place is such a mess. I can
only imagine. Can you take a picture. I would like
to put it online. Can you send me a picture
of your place that now? Send me seriously, I will
(38:27):
and give me permission and I will put it out there.
I think we all want to see what weed Man
is dealing with there in Miami. I think that would
be one. All right, well, thank you weed Man. All right,
there you go. There's a weed man, hippie. And again,
if you want to send jokes in for next week,
Big It's Ben Maller Show at gmail dot com Big
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live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two
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the iHeartRadio app. Right for Holly would, Right for Holly? Would?
What are you gonna be watching? There's no football that
Pro Bowls unwatchable. What are you gonna watch this weekend?
The coop school? Well then yes, we're gonna start off
(39:11):
in theaters. Oh and right, there's no football, but there
is Tom Brady. Yeah, you like old ladies and Tom Brady.
This is your weekend, Yes eighty for Brady premieres this weekend.
Is it's in theaters right now. Uh stars Jane Fonda,
Sally Field, Rita Marino, Lily Tomlin and then also Tom
Brady and Rob Groncow's Army appearances. Now I'm actually that
(39:36):
the waste management open. Is that? What? H How's this
doing on Rotten Tomatoes. It's doing a lot better than
I thought it was gonna do. My guess when I
first heard about this movie and saw the trailer, was like,
no more than thirty percent. But as of right now,
it is at sixty four percent on Rotten Tomatoes with
a ninety one percent audience score. That must be bots.
(39:59):
I mean, it's it's still early, it's still early, but
it's all people that live in the New England area
in the Tampa, Florida area clocking in. Yeah, got it
looks bad, but hey, you know, uh, you know, Queen
rock sand I'll check it out. You can let us
know how it is. She'll be the only one in
Colorado buying tickets. That's right. Yeah. Also in theaters this
weekend is the latest m Night Shamlan movie, Knock at
(40:23):
the Cabin. And this stars Dave Bautista as well as
Rupert Grint of Harry Potter fame. And this one's getting scary.
It's getting good so far. Um kind of. I guess
it would be under more of like realer than horror. No,
I have not said this, okay, no, but just from
(40:44):
the uh fsr alum Nick Wright not not the uh
not the TV guy, the TV guy, radio guy radio.
He saw this movie, yes, and he reported to me
that he liked it. Uh, he's just not sure where
it fits in. And he's not he's not okay, all right,
(41:07):
what's he doing now? Um? I don't know. He's changed
job to a couple of times since he left, so
nobody cares. Alright, moving on, all right, Moving on to television. Now,
this is a This one came out last year, so
it's been out for a little while. But I didn't
see it. And I always like to bring up stuff
that I check out and that I enjoy. Uh. We've
(41:27):
got that untold series of documentaries on Netflix, all different sports,
good ones, you know, documentaries that had the Manti tail one,
they had the Aaron Hernandez one. Over the weekend, I
watched the and one uh episode of this untold series,
great documentary. Yes, it was really good. Yeah, I liked
(41:49):
it a lot. It just uh and it kind of
shocked me because I was watching it and I remember when,
you know, when I was in middle school and one
was like the biggest thing. I had a pair of
A one shoes, like everybody was all about and one
and I didn't even realize that they're gone, Like they
just kind of disappeared off the face of the earth.
They were like the street ball kings Man. Yes, they
owned So it's a it's an interesting wash to see
(42:11):
how it kind of fell apart and disappeared and what
happened to all those guys. So well, Nike decided they
didn't want it. I mean that was a big part, right,
you watched the documentary, It was like, yeah, yeah, He's like,
you gotta take these guys down yep, And they did yep.
Yeah yeah, yeah with one commercial pretty much. Yeah. So
moving on to the new stuff out this weekend. Now,
(42:34):
this one's getting rave reviews. It's got one hundred percent
on Rotten Tomatoes right now. It's also on Netflix. It's
called Pamela A Love Story. And yes, this is Pamela
Anderson in her own words, talking about her life and
how you know, the that infamous video changed things for
her and you know, all kinds of stuff that she upset?
(42:56):
Is she though? Because Kim Kardashian made more money from
her video than Pamela Andrews. That's true because if I
if I remember correctly, I don't know, I was really young,
but I'm like, when Pamela Anderson's video came out, it
was still kind of like the earlier days of like
everybody being on the internet, and I just feel like
it wasn't as widely distributed as Kim Kardashian Pamela Anderson
(43:18):
and her day. Holy crap, man. Everyone was oh yeah,
they were all, oh no, it's a great it's a
great video. Don't get me wrong. When you try to
work lady, yes my apology story. Yes, alright, alright, Uh,
moving on to some some other things on television right now.
We've got uh it's called Dear Edward. And this is
(43:41):
a new Apple TV Plus show. Uh it is um
Connie Britton stars in this one, and it centers on
a twelve year old boy who is the sole survivor
of a commercial plane crash that kills everybody on board,
including his entire family. Taylor's Shilling from Orange's New Black
Fame also stars in this. It is an adapt at
adaptation of a best seller and it's getting good reviews.
(44:02):
That is on Apple TV Plus right now. And let's
see here one last thing, All That Breathe. It is
a documentary on HBO. It'll premiere on Tuesday at nine pm.
And this one won a bunch awards at you know,
the con Film Festival and Sundance, and it's nominated for
Best Documentary from the Academy Awards. And I don't know,
(44:25):
this isn't really the kind of documentary I watch, but
I'm gonna check it out since it's nominated for an oscar.
But it's about two brothers who live in New Delhi
and they care for injured black kites, which is a
bird of prey essential to the surrounding ecosystem in India.
And I guess it's it's a really good documentary. So
I'm gonna check that out on HBO. I know, yeah,
I didn't think you would be into that. I got
(44:45):
no interest in that. Uh. And then lastly, last thing
I want to do, Eddie. Did you did you watch
The Last of Us? No? But I have some offtime
coming up, and I think I'm gonna way have offtime.
What are you what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm
out for a week week after this coming week. Really Yeah,
missus G is having a knee replacements. Oh all right,
(45:08):
so I'll have you having knee replacement surgery also are
you know you're not? But she she needs somebody to
help her out. Okay, can you I'll set I'll set
a box up in your house if you want it.
You know you could still walk on what com comrade spot.
That's fine, I'll do that. Set it up, you will, Yeah, okay,
I'll talk to I'll talk to Don okay, Scott, and
(45:32):
then I can keep working from home afterwards. Maybe that's
what I did. You know COVID started and all of
a sudden for that, you spend all this money on
the studio. So what are you gonna do? Man? You're
gonna get your money's worth your bang for your buck.
There you go, and man before I never get away
with it, all right anyway, I want you know, Coop
when I watch it, all right,
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of the night and morning, and our lead this hour
coming from the boom Tube, say what little Friendly Giggles
Morning TV banter which still has legs here as we
are grasping on to just about anything at this point.
So so that is where the location Little Morning TV
(01:52):
that the New York Giants safety person by the name
of Julian Love. I don't know if you know who
that is. We didn't know who he was until not
that long ago. But Julian Love of the Giants was
working on his inner blabbermouth ninja's skills, which we approve of.
We're not against that, and he was commenting on Nick Siriani,
(02:17):
the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Now, if you
didn't hear this, we're gonna play it for you in
a second, or perhaps you missed it, but it was
during in a appearance on something called Good Morning Football,
which is part of the prob the news at the
NFL network, A little nonsense funding giggles on the NFL. Now,
Julian Loved very loose lips here, and the Giants, of
(02:40):
course long gone from the NFL postseason, but they were
talking about the matchup the Eagles and the Chiefs and
the Super Bowl, and Nick Sirianni and some of his
sideline shenanigans. As the Eagles are now in the Super Bowl,
as they took out the Giants, earlier took out the
(03:00):
forty nine ers, and now they're gonna try to take
out the Chiefs. So what exactly did this cat Julian
Love say. So, as Warner Wolf would say, let's go
to the audio tape. You know, he's a guy who
really is doing a good job because he's not getting
in the way of his team. He has an experienced
roster from top to bottom offensive defense. You see this stuff, though,
(03:22):
like what's your reaction as a player, and that guy's
doing that. I don't like it. I don't like it
at all. I mean, he's he's in for a free
ride right now. You guys can coach this team and
you can concede, all right. So let's that last part,
that's the money quot They're all out. He's in for
a free ride right now. You guys can coach this team,
and everyone loves all right, So let us discuss the
(03:45):
question here. The Giant safety Julian love saying that the
Eagles coach is getting a free ride. Anybody can coach
that team. That's essentially what he said. You heard it
for yourself. Are you in or out on that statement?
So I am in on that statement. I am in
on that statement. App solutely, absolutely in on that particular statement.
(04:10):
I've got metamorphosis. We've got that the eighty twenty. And
if that was not enough for you, we also have
the exam heard around the world. So we'll combine all
of these things together and that will be the foundation
of this malar monologue. So, hey, we'll start with this
Nick Sirianni, who, even if you like the guy and
(04:34):
you're carrying the water for him, is benefiting from the
fruits of the labor of the players. It's kind of
how that works, right. Coaching is important, but talent is essential. Now,
the uneducated fan, we'll say, hey, wait a minute, time out,
time out, time out. The Eagles only added one offensive
(04:55):
player going into this year, So how big a difference.
It's the same team essentially, No, no, no, no, no.
That one new player. The puzzle piece that completed the
puzzle a J. Brown. So what can Brown do for you?
His mere presence has unlocked the hidden world of Jalen Hurts.
(05:17):
Hurts has undergone a metamorphosis from imperfect. He's not perfect,
but he's above average. Don't didn't play well in the
last game against the forty nine ers. You wouldn't know
that by the final score. But Philadelphia has been able
to dominate in the trenches, and the offensive and defensive
lines have controlled much of these games here and there's
(05:41):
other things involved in the secret sauce. But they're adding
that receiver from the Tennessee Titans who occasionally he doesn't
even catch passes, he's a decoy. But that has pushed
Philadelphia into a chance to win a Lombardi in less
than two weeks in Arizona. Now Part B of this,
(06:02):
let's go back to Syriani. So Sirianni taking some criticism.
There's also a lot of people running to defend him,
including some of the guys in the Eagles locker room.
I know you were shocked by that, that this is
for standard chaw here they were rushing to push back.
How dare you? What's wrong with you? Shame on you?
You can't sure that about my coach? Kind of what
(06:25):
you have to say if you don't say that, that
becomes problematic. You do what you gotta do. Now, the
most verbose that we could find from the Eagles a
linebacker by the name of Brandon Graham. And what did
Brandon Graham say? Well, he had a long rant about
(06:46):
his coach. And let's give you a little taste. Let's
go to the audio tape. Here's the Eagle linebacker Brandon Graham,
defending his coach on it. I just know that coach
Sirianni is, it don't matter what he did last year.
What a team that you know, No, Siriani is, uh,
that's too much on it. I just know that coach
Sirianni is, uh, it don't matter what he did last year.
(07:09):
What a team that you know, nobody thought was gonna
do much. You know, he ended up getting us to
the playoffs and then for his second years. I mean,
that's what you pupposed to do. You supposed to get better,
You supposed to bring players in to get to do
exactly what you need them to do, and we did that.
I mean, he say, anybody can coach this team is like, man,
it don't matter because at the end of the day,
(07:31):
it's on your GM and your president and people to
be able to bring guys in and sign guys, and
how people want to come to this organization. So, I mean, man,
it's a whole bunch of different factors other than just
him talking about coach Sirianni. It's just, you know, a
lot of people just mad because of what happened this season.
I understand, but yeah, I mean it definitely carried no
(07:52):
weight because I mean, coach proved itself each and every day,
and if you're not in here, you really want to
know that. So it's just all lip service. Oh it's
just lip service. Well that was a long soliloquy. So
how do you dissect Brandon Graham's argument in defense of
his coach? So it made for a better headline than reality.
(08:14):
You heard it? Were you blown away by that? I
know in the blogosphere that read as Eagle linebacker Brandon
Graham passionately defends the honor of his coach, and for
those that have the attention span of a goldfish, that works.
But studies have confirmed over the years that most people
don't actually read the story. They instead just read the headline.
(08:37):
In fact, it's the eighty twenty r eighty percent of
people react to the headline, and only twenty percent of
people will actually scroll through the actual story. And I
think the numbers about sixty percent of people will will
share something like send a text or something on Facebook,
Twitter or whatever, Instagram, TikTok, but they'll send a link
(08:58):
that they didn't even click on just because they liked
the headline. But on this one, Brandon Graham is serving
up a soup, the soup of the day, and that
would be alphabet soup, a bunch of words, letters made
into words. It sounds powerful. However, when you actually paris
what was said here, Graham did not exactly disagree with
(09:21):
Julian Love. That's the part that I kept waiting for,
the big disagreement. He didn't actually address specifically what Julian
Love had said. In fact, he essentially endorsed it by
saying the GM of the eagles and the president brought
in elite talent. And he also at the end there
he gave the boiler plate to answer, if you're not
in here, you don't know. That's always the default positioned
(09:45):
by the jock, by the meathead. That's where they go. Now,
the last word here has Nick Sirianni established himself as
a top tier coach in only a couple of years
on the job. So the answer is no. The report
card is in comp there's an eye for incomplete. It
is a small sample size. But he's using a ballpoint
(10:06):
pen and a notepad to write the story. But he's
not done with it. And it's still early on and
we've seen coaches get off the good starts and then
vanished away. But so far fortune has been on his side.
There's been some good scheduling outside of the division the
NFC East. The Eagles played two playoff teams outside of
(10:28):
the divisional opponents, the Vikings and the Jags, so they
didn't have exactly a murderer's role. And Nick Sirianni's claim
up until this season, his claim to fame was the exam,
the draft exam. You remember, Sirianni's the guy. This was
a year ago or a year and a half ago
(10:48):
when Sirianni said how they would determine what players they
wanted a draft. They were playing rock paper scissors with
prospective players in the draft prospects, and they were trash
talking the guys. He was trash talking the players to
gauge how competitive they were appelly. That worst we should
all be playing rock paper scissors. The thing that is
(11:10):
really rubbing like sand paper on many is Sirianni's very arrogant,
cocky demeanor on the sidelines and his gyrations are not
the norm, and it annoys a lot of people. They
get very upset by that. And my theory is that's
where a lot of this is coming from. We'll find
(11:34):
out there's one more massive game and the difference here.
We all know, if you win the super Bowl, you're oh,
all time great. If you lose, you're forgotten. And he's like, well,
you got to a super Bowl, you didn't win. There's
a lot of teams that got to a super Bowl
didn't win, and you kind of brush them off. You
brush them off to the side. You're like, okay, that's
(11:55):
how you go over there. Be sure to catch live
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our lead this hour coming from the Valley of the
Sun that'll be the epicenter of the football world next
(13:06):
week super Bowl fifty seven. Be there or save your money.
But the Cardinals are not anywhere near a Super Bowl team,
but yet they're the focus of this because this hour
one of the few teams that has yet to hire
a head coach. There are but two. It's Arizona in Indianapolis.
But I want to focus on the cars. We talked
(13:27):
a lot about the Colts. I haven't talked much about
the Cardinals. So many people have been wondering why Arizona
has yet to hire somebody, Like, what are you waiting?
What are you waiting for? Come on, dude, hire somebody.
What we may now have an answer. And I'm not
sure if you saw this or not. Maybe you actually
have a life and you don't pay attention to this
(13:49):
kind of nonsense. But we are hearing that Kyler Murray's
presence is causing high anxiety neurosis, if you will, for
prospective coach. Now, that's the back fence talk that has
come out of the NFL's assembly, the conference in Mobile,
Alabama at the Senior Bowl where a lot of these
(14:10):
rumors originate from at the Senior Bowl. So Pro Football
Network tells us that these whistle carrying sideline heroes, masters
of the XS and o's do not want to be
handcuffed to Kyler Murray. That's the report. Now there has
(14:31):
been a different report that has been trying to squash that.
So you have conflicting dueling banjos here. Someone is not
telling the truth. So let us discuss the question, are
you gonna go thumbs up or thumbs down to Kyler
Murray hurting the efforts of the Cardinals to hire their
preferred coach. So I am going two thumbs up. I
(14:56):
got two thumbs up my observations. You've got su Case,
Chicken Wing and Miss Cleo, and we will lock all
of these things together and we are going to make
a cactus, which is right now, what the Cardinals are
sitting on. A prickly cactus. That's what they're sitting on.
(15:16):
So Number one, the Cardinals right now are being haunted
and they deserved this. They deserved to be haunted for
the incompetence they did as a as an organization. I
(15:40):
know the people that did it are all gone. Everyone
of them that was involved in that just about has
been let go. But they deserved the Arizona Cardinals to
be haunted by this Kyler Murray contract. When I saw
this headlines or color me shocked, I can't believe it.
I'm baffled by this. Holy smokers, unless I'm not. It
is a teachable moment. Mistakes have consequences, and it should
(16:04):
be a tough sell, right. I know, there's only thirty
two of these jobs, and everyone jeams to being an
NFL coach when you go into coaching, I can be
an NFL head coach someday. But the good candidates, right,
and let's separate the premiere candidates from the run of
the mill candidates to the fringe candidates. The top candidate
is reluctant to take this job. And that tells you
(16:26):
what a garden gnome Kyler Murray happens to be. That
it's a lose lose situation. That Murray, in the eyes
of the premier coaching candidate, is a suitcase. He's a
suitcase filled with your ranium. He's radioactive. It's an atomic nightmare.
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Bad attitude check, bad teammate check, rubs coach is the
wrong way check check. Check he's a me guy. Check
generally uncoachable. Check his true passion, his true calling in life,
video games. Check he checks all those boxes. Shout out,
call of duty. Now making matters worse. The Arizona franchise
(17:12):
knew this. They realized that they were making a terrible mistake,
and they attempted to put a safety net in. It's
like doing a high wire act and you're like, you know,
I might fall. The wind is blowing here over Niagara Falls.
I might want to put some kind of net down
so at least I have some protection. And instead he
(17:33):
gacked right. They tried. They at the last minute, they
briefly attempted to hold the fun sized quarterback alligator. I
was Murray accountable, force him to do the bear minimum
by watching game tape for just a few hours a week,
putting down the controller. And what did Kyler Murray do?
He gocked. This is a troucious This is like a
(17:56):
war crime. And they tell you the guy's got zero
self away right about how bad that looked because he's
entitled and he lives in a bubble and he was
able to use the social media blowback. The Cardinals, the
cowards that they are as an organization, they caved in
and they handed over even more power to little Napoleon,
(18:19):
their quarterback, letting him neglect the playbook. And now here
we are they need a coach. And suddenly everyone's like, okay,
we'll call you. Don't call us. We're not that interested.
We're not that India. You know. We'll put you in
the friend zone is what we're gonna throw. All right,
we'll be friends. Maybe in a couple of years when
this guy's done. Will be good? All right? Now, Page two,
(18:41):
So what can the Cardinals do to fix everything that's
gone haywire in this Kyler Murray contract snaffoo? So if
you take a couple of steps back and you look
at the big picture, you look out at the landscape here.
They've got to swallow their medicine, as painful and as
bad tasting as that is, and and let the sands
(19:04):
of the Arizona Desert fall where they're gonna fall. But
the Cardinals are their knee deep right now in manure. Okay,
they're in manure, and there is only one escape portal.
There's only one a trade, that's it, and even that
(19:25):
would be a dicey proposition. But they have to find
a way and to convince a team that's also filled
with a bunch of Dodo birds like the Texans or
the Saints, to take this albatross. Kyler Murray the greater
fool theory, right, find the greater fool to take your
(19:45):
your problem off your roster. But since Kyler is injured
right now, he's damaged. You can't get rid of him.
Who's who exactly is gonna you say? Every time I
say you can't do something, it happens. But it's hard
for me to imagine that Murray's gonna miss probably half
the season if not more next year, is going to
be available in a trade and someone would take it.
(20:07):
So that has to be off the table with your thing.
So Kyler is like he's essentially giving the franchise a
w W f old school not wwwwf old school style
cross face chicken wing in terms of long term success
in the nearer future. He has grabbed them by the
(20:28):
chin and he is attempting to separate the head from
the body from the rest of the body. There he's wrapped,
He's wrapped up. This team is wrapped up in knots
with Kyler Murray. And that's that's just the alright, final point.
So how does this chapter play out for the cards?
(20:48):
So this is the part where I tell you that
I am a distant relative of Nostre Damas and friend
of Nostruds. But on this one we reached out to
the ghost of Miss Cleo, the all knowing, all powerful
psychic line Miss Cleo who says that the Arizona coaching
candidates deserve better. They deserve better. So here's what you expect,
place holder seat filler. Think of this like the Academy
(21:13):
Awards that used to be a big deal when people
loved Hollywood and the glitz and glamor of the big
screen and all that back in the day, And at
the Academy Awards where people actually used to watch that.
They would put seat fillers in to make sure that
anytime the camera panned all the celebrities in Hollywood, all
the people, every seat was filled for aesthetic reasons. It
(21:35):
made for good TV. So the Cardinals, they need a
seat filler. The Cardinals need a coach to come in
so when they do an interview at halftime or before
the game, the coach can talk and he can be
on the sidelines there when they do the painting of
the camera to the coach with the nervous look with
the playsheet in front of his face there, and whether
or not they're good coaches is irrelevant. Like the possibilities
(22:00):
that are out there that we're hearing are Brian Flores,
who has an active NFL litigation against the league. And
if the Cardinals hire Flores, it would be like, hey,
let's let's hire him. I actually think Flores is an
okay coach, but let's hire him because that'll screw his
his lawsuit. That'll torpedo is legal case because you know, like,
we hired this guy, I mean, and they go to court. Now,
(22:22):
I think that case is gonna hap in arbitration anyway.
But if they did go to court, then Flores would
would have a tough, tougher road to hoe, if you will,
And that would be fun for our show because he's
a drill sergeant style coach and Kyler Murray wants to
be coddled, and so that would be good. But he's
not an attractive named Brian Flores because again he's suing
(22:43):
the NFL. Some of the other candidates vance Joseph. Anybody
who lives in Denver who likes the Broncos. You remember
the advanced Joseph reign of terror over the Broncos for
a couple of years, not that long ago. And somebody
I don't even know who this guy is, Mike Kafka
or Kafka the from the Giants who I don't know.
I've never heard of that guy. But he's a candidate
(23:05):
for the job. These are not more stimulating coaching candidates,
is what I'm trying to tell you. So I absolutely
buy the report that this is all a byproduct of
Alligator arms, Kyler Murray and his influence. That it's hard enough.
Every everyone has an ego, I get it, especially professional athletes.
To get to that level, you've got to be so
full of yourself you're an absolute a hole, but there's
(23:28):
different levels of a hole. And Kyler Murray is like next, next, next, next, next, next, next,
next level. Like he's at the very top of the
a whole spectrum and that's the issue. And he's also
not that good. That's the other problem. Be sure to
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(23:50):
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(24:12):
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.
But here we go, Here we go, It's Meller. How
about that to the third degree. This is one big
band gets grilled. Yeah, this guy had purchased books, he
got his schedule, but the ANFOLO said we ran out
of quarterbacks. They only had thirteen teams in the NFC
(24:33):
at that time. All right, What do we have here,
Cooper Loop? What do we have? Kyle Shanahan told the
media on Wednesday that there isn't any scenario in which
Jimmy Garoppolo is back with the forty nine ers next season. Ben,
we all pretty much knew this already. Where do you
think Jimmy g goes? All? Right? So with Tom Brady
out of the picture, now, Jimmy ge moves up several
spots the favorite And Roberto's not gonna like this, but
(24:55):
I have the Raiders as the favorite if they don't
get Aaron Rodger's like Garoppolo, everyone's Plan B. He's the
Plan B. I wouldn't put it past the Patriots to
knock on the door of Garoppolo. They're not completely sold
on Mac Jones, but Garoppolo is gonna have a lot
of opportunities and he's an upgrade for the Jets, the Commanders,
the Colds. But I'd say the Raiders are actually at
(25:18):
the top because of the obvious ties with Josh McDaniel's
next Urban. Meyer was on a podcast when he discussed
the Jaguar success this season, and he pointed to the
team doing well in free agency. Ben, he obviously isn't
going to admit that Doug Peterson has coached the team better.
But exactly how much of the credit does Doug Peterson get? Well, okay,
(25:39):
the ego of Urban Meyer. He would rather Drake Bleach
than admit that he screwed up as an NFL coach.
I get it. But here's the way I break down
Doug Peterson coming father figure type. But I'm only going
to give him about thirty percent, I mean thirty percent
of the credit. The rest of it goes to the
players who actually performed on the field. But doesen Doug
(26:01):
Peterson did a good job. Good for him? Ultimately, the
players are the ones that are actually out there, and
so they get the Lions share of the credit. All right. Next,
it's being reported that talks to relocate the A's to
Las Vegas. I've heated up again, Ben. Do you think
a move to Vegas will completely change the culture of
the franchise. Are we gonna see big free agents on
the athletics? Well, I was told a couple months ago
(26:23):
that this is already going down the tracks like a
runaway train, that it's gonna happen. The A's are gonna
end up in Vegas, which sucks for Oakland because of
the crazy politics there in the Bay Area, but they
have no excuse. They're gonna have an influx of casino cash.
Vegas is a destination for young guys. Yes, Yes, how
did we do Coop? That is a win. That's a
(26:45):
solid win. I won going away like Secretariat. Fox Sports
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Knock Knock, Who's there, Blame Week, Blame Week Who It's
Big Band's Lame Joke of the week, and then it
is Big Man's Lame Jokes the Week, each and every
week at about this time. These are actual jokes sent
in by actual listeners the show. These are not fake jokes.
These are not fraudulent jokes. These are legitimate, big time
(27:28):
jokes that listeners have sent in and as always, well
not always, sometimes he oversleeps and doesn't come in. A
man that complains every week. I'm like his mother. I
have to call this guy to wake him up. Weed
Man Hippy from the mean streets somewhere in Miami. Hello,
weed Man, hippie. I love you, dad, make you love
(27:48):
all right, make your bed? You make your bed, weed man,
when we get done. Okay, when's the last time you
made your bed in the seventies eighties? I've never ever
ever made my bed, I know, because you don't have
a bed. That's why. All right, anyway, here we go.
These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners. I
love you, I know you do, weed Man, I know.
All right, is Lisa here this week? No, Lisa, she's
(28:12):
not not there. No, she got a phone off. I guess. Oh, okay,
all right, Lisa's not there. All right, here we go,
big Man's lame jokes the week. All right, all right,
here we go. Who is Lizzo's favorite rock and roll singer?
I don't know who's your favorite singer? Well, not surprisingly Eddie.
(28:33):
She loves meat loaf. Alright, Surf, you've heard that one before.
A surfer Todd of comedian, And we've met Todd a
couple of times. Great guy, and congrats to he and
his lovely a bride there, Deborah. They're celebrating twenty five
years since their first date. So congratulations Surfer Todd the comedian.
(28:55):
Why does Lizzo make people so happy. I don't know
why does Why does she make people so happy? She's
a big ball of joy, that's why. Come on, Justin
in DC? Who sent that one in? What happened when
Lizzo complained about the lame jokes of the Week segment
about her? I don't I don't know what happened. She
(29:18):
was told to lighten up. That's Ekan rosueom Minnesota. Did
you know that Lizzo is just a little short for
her weight? No? I didn't know that. Yeah, she's actually
doctors say she should have been about seven foot nine.
(29:39):
That's from Buck Lister Buck in Boston. Who sent that
one in? And why is Lizzo so good at trivia games?
I don't know. Why is she good at that? Well?
Eddie elephants have really good memories, Daniel listener, Daniel sent
(29:59):
that one in. Did you hear the big news that
Tom Brady is retiring again? Oh? Yeah, I think I
did hear that. Actually yeah. In a related story, Lizzo
is going on a diet again, so that Gordon in Tacoma.
(30:19):
What is Lizzo's favorite part of the big celebration in
New Orleans? Mardi gras Um. What's your favorite part? Fat Tuesday? Eddie,
She's a big fan. She loves that Fat Tuesday. That's
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
Did you hear that the beach patrol asked Lizzo to
(30:40):
relocate to a nude beach? They did? Yeah, they didn't
know she was wearing a bikini. They had no idea
Eddie or apologized said, I'm sorry. That's Gordon in the
Tacoma who sent that one in? All right? What don't
you pause? Well, actually, Coop, do you have anything right now, Coop?
Any offensive jokes? Coop does the offense of jokes of
the week? Sure, all right, go ahead. Cool. What did
(31:04):
Edin Christina do when they heard that seventy percent of
car accidents happened within ten miles of your home? I
don't know they moved? That was from Cap on Twitter?
All right, good job by Cap. Why don't we pause
for the cause. We'll have the weed Man radio roast?
(31:26):
Are you ready? Weed Man? I love you all the
guys love busting your chops. We'll have the weed Man
Radio Roast. We got a bunch of other great jokes,
many of them about random people that contribute content to
the show. Big Bangs Lame Jokes of the Week, Roll on,
we'll get to that next. Be sure to catch live
editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
(31:47):
Eastern eleven pm Pacific. And back to the Jokes we go.
It's Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week, Actual jokes
sent in by actual listeners like yourself. If you'd like
to send jokes into a future episode of the show,
you can do that right now. Send them now, five
minutes from now, ten minutes from now, tomorrow, anytime you want,
just put them in the headline jokes. Send them to
(32:09):
Ben Maller's Show at gmail dot com. Ben Maller's Show
at gmail dot com. Are you there, weed Man? All right?
Are we ready? It's the weed Man Radio roust. Here
we go. Why won't door Dash deliver the weed Man?
I don't know. Why not. They actually required customers to
have a door Eddie. That's the problems. Chris, Chris in
(32:35):
des Moines, send that one in weed Man chooses to
be poor and unemployed? Eddie? About that? Yeah, I kind
of thought, yeah, ironically, he didn't want to be part
of the rat race. He wanted no part of the
rat race, and the rats came to him. So there
is that. Did you hear that weed Man got replacement teeth? Oh? Really? Yeah, yeah,
(33:00):
it's exciting. Yeah. He bought a box of tic TACs
and crazy glue and show. Yeah two of that and
yeah a little, but that's fine. Alex the Cynical sent
that one in. Who's a bigger loser than weed Man Hippie? Oh,
I don't know who's a bigger loser. That would be
Jimmy Haslam, the owner of the Cleveland Browns. Eddie. That's
(33:21):
from John and a Youngstown, Ohio bigger Browns fan John
and Youngstown, Ohio. He might be a Steeler fan Youngstown's
like halfway. Uh, Jimmy hasn't Yeah, here you go, all right.
I'd be lucky he didn't buy the rest of the
team weed weed Man doesn't mind being a ball Eddie. Yeah,
(33:41):
I kind of know that. Yeah, he believes work is
over ratted. That's what he said. Very funny, I think,
joke writer justin in Washington, DC. Why does weed Man
have a hard time accepting that the mice have won? Eddie? Oh?
Why is that because the tooth hurts. That's why where
(34:08):
is weed man Hippie's girlfriend from? I don't know where's
she from? Miss Hippie. That was listener Mason in Huntington
Beach out. I don't know weed man jokes. Let's say
we got other we got other jokes. Well, what do
you call the worst caller of the year? Transgender Dave
(34:29):
and Blair from Maine? I don't know? A scratch off
a hack off at a blank off chip Chip from
Maine sent that one in a page down, page down?
Did you hear what happened to Punksutani Phil before he
saw a shadow at a big news here all over
(34:50):
the TV and then what happened? Yeah, Sir scratch Off
ran him over and had him for dinner. So it's
uh tough news there, Punkstani Phil. It was by sir
scratch Off at Arkansas. That's a chip from Maine who
sent that one in? Uh, what is the difference between
a mosquito and felexus um? I don't know what's a difference. Well,
(35:13):
at least the mosquito eddie will stop sucking when you
slap it goes John John not John is Uh. He
wrote we met him meet and greed. How do you
get a small fortune at a sports betting I don't
know how. You start out with a large fortune and
(35:34):
you take Poppy's picks and you just you pick those
and you're you got any jokes over there, couple? It
was Big Bend's lames jokes of the week. We had limo'
brien call in and give me one over the phone. Okay,
why don't the Vikings eat cereal? All right? Why don't
the Minnesota Vikings eat too? I don't know, because they
(35:57):
choke anytime to get close to a bowl. Here's some
exciting news for fans of the show. Did you hear
that Jed who fled is considering some life changes. Oh?
I didn't hear that. What's he gonna do? Yeah, he
woke up yesterday and realized he needs some tweaking. What
(36:22):
do you get when you add up Angry Bill, Jed
who Fled in half pint? Oh gosh, I don't know
what do you get? A life sentence, Eddie? You get
a life sentence, is what you get. Here's exciting news.
Angry Bill just mapped out his family tree. Oh yeah,
(36:42):
Unfortunately it looks more like a cactus. Eddie. Because it's
full of pricks, just like a cactus right there. That's
just Dustin and DC. Well, here's an interesting revelation. Also,
apparently Poppy's acting career is going to take him very
far Eddie. Oh yeah, yes, hopefully for us he stays there, Eddy,
(37:03):
that would be great, really far, far, far away, Eddie.
It's from Justin in DC. Did you hear that furg
Dog is going to be a lot less codependent in
twenty twenty three? Big news here for furg Dog. That
is interesting. Yeah, but it's okay, Eddie. As long as
(37:23):
it's okay with Brian Finley, then it's okay. That's Justin
in DC Big Bend's Lame Jokes of the Week. These
are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners. Have you
heard that Oscar the Grouch and Grover had a secret
love child, Eddie? No, I did not hear that. Well,
he'll be watching him in the Super Bowl, Eddie. Come
(37:45):
on now, he plays quarterback for the Chiefs. All right,
that's some Conrad. We'll do one more. What part of
the upcoming super Bowl will be painful to you? I
don't know what part of the upcoming super Bowl will
be painful? To you, that would be watching Maholmes Hurts.
There you go, all right, surfer, Surfer Todd the community.
(38:06):
Have you found your teeth weed Man yet? Have you
found them? No? Love? Have you? Have you looked around?
Have you cleaned up at all? Have you tried to
find them? This place is such a mess. I can
only imagine. Can you take a picture. I would like
to put it online. Can you send me a picture
of your place that now? Send me seriously, I will
(38:27):
and give me permission and I will put it out there.
I think we all want to see what weed Man
is dealing with there in Miami. I think that would
be one. All right, well, thank you weed Man. All right,
there you go. There's a weed man, hippie. And again,
if you want to send jokes in for next week,
Big It's Ben Maller Show at gmail dot com Big
Man's Lame Jokes on the Week. Be sure to catch
(38:50):
live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two
am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and
the iHeartRadio app. Right for Holly would, Right for Holly? Would?
What are you gonna be watching? There's no football that
Pro Bowls unwatchable. What are you gonna watch this weekend?
The coop school? Well then yes, we're gonna start off
(39:11):
in theaters. Oh and right, there's no football, but there
is Tom Brady. Yeah, you like old ladies and Tom Brady.
This is your weekend, Yes eighty for Brady premieres this weekend.
Is it's in theaters right now. Uh stars Jane Fonda,
Sally Field, Rita Marino, Lily Tomlin and then also Tom
Brady and Rob Groncow's Army appearances. Now I'm actually that
(39:36):
the waste management open. Is that? What? H How's this
doing on Rotten Tomatoes. It's doing a lot better than
I thought it was gonna do. My guess when I
first heard about this movie and saw the trailer, was like,
no more than thirty percent. But as of right now,
it is at sixty four percent on Rotten Tomatoes with
a ninety one percent audience score. That must be bots.
(39:59):
I mean, it's it's still early, it's still early, but
it's all people that live in the New England area
in the Tampa, Florida area clocking in. Yeah, got it
looks bad, but hey, you know, uh, you know, Queen
rock sand I'll check it out. You can let us
know how it is. She'll be the only one in
Colorado buying tickets. That's right. Yeah. Also in theaters this
weekend is the latest m Night Shamlan movie, Knock at
(40:23):
the Cabin. And this stars Dave Bautista as well as
Rupert Grint of Harry Potter fame. And this one's getting scary.
It's getting good so far. Um kind of. I guess
it would be under more of like realer than horror. No,
I have not said this, okay, no, but just from
(40:44):
the uh fsr alum Nick Wright not not the uh
not the TV guy, the TV guy, radio guy radio.
He saw this movie, yes, and he reported to me
that he liked it. Uh, he's just not sure where
it fits in. And he's not he's not okay, all right,
(41:07):
what's he doing now? Um? I don't know. He's changed
job to a couple of times since he left, so
nobody cares. Alright, moving on, all right, Moving on to television. Now,
this is a This one came out last year, so
it's been out for a little while. But I didn't
see it. And I always like to bring up stuff
that I check out and that I enjoy. Uh. We've
(41:27):
got that untold series of documentaries on Netflix, all different sports,
good ones, you know, documentaries that had the Manti tail one,
they had the Aaron Hernandez one. Over the weekend, I
watched the and one uh episode of this untold series,
great documentary. Yes, it was really good. Yeah, I liked
(41:49):
it a lot. It just uh and it kind of
shocked me because I was watching it and I remember when,
you know, when I was in middle school and one
was like the biggest thing. I had a pair of
A one shoes, like everybody was all about and one
and I didn't even realize that they're gone, Like they
just kind of disappeared off the face of the earth.
They were like the street ball kings Man. Yes, they
owned So it's a it's an interesting wash to see
(42:11):
how it kind of fell apart and disappeared and what
happened to all those guys. So well, Nike decided they
didn't want it. I mean that was a big part, right,
you watched the documentary, It was like, yeah, yeah, He's like,
you gotta take these guys down yep, And they did yep.
Yeah yeah, yeah with one commercial pretty much. Yeah. So
moving on to the new stuff out this weekend. Now,
(42:34):
this one's getting rave reviews. It's got one hundred percent
on Rotten Tomatoes right now. It's also on Netflix. It's
called Pamela A Love Story. And yes, this is Pamela
Anderson in her own words, talking about her life and
how you know, the that infamous video changed things for
her and you know, all kinds of stuff that she upset?
(42:56):
Is she though? Because Kim Kardashian made more money from
her video than Pamela Andrews. That's true because if I
if I remember correctly, I don't know, I was really young,
but I'm like, when Pamela Anderson's video came out, it
was still kind of like the earlier days of like
everybody being on the internet, and I just feel like
it wasn't as widely distributed as Kim Kardashian Pamela Anderson
(43:18):
and her day. Holy crap, man. Everyone was oh yeah,
they were all, oh no, it's a great it's a
great video. Don't get me wrong. When you try to
work lady, yes my apology story. Yes, alright, alright, Uh,
moving on to some some other things on television right now.
We've got uh it's called Dear Edward. And this is
(43:41):
a new Apple TV Plus show. Uh it is um
Connie Britton stars in this one, and it centers on
a twelve year old boy who is the sole survivor
of a commercial plane crash that kills everybody on board,
including his entire family. Taylor's Shilling from Orange's New Black
Fame also stars in this. It is an adapt at
adaptation of a best seller and it's getting good reviews.
(44:02):
That is on Apple TV Plus right now. And let's
see here one last thing, All That Breathe. It is
a documentary on HBO. It'll premiere on Tuesday at nine pm.
And this one won a bunch awards at you know,
the con Film Festival and Sundance, and it's nominated for
Best Documentary from the Academy Awards. And I don't know,
(44:25):
this isn't really the kind of documentary I watch, but
I'm gonna check it out since it's nominated for an oscar.
But it's about two brothers who live in New Delhi
and they care for injured black kites, which is a
bird of prey essential to the surrounding ecosystem in India.
And I guess it's it's a really good documentary. So
I'm gonna check that out on HBO. I know, yeah,
I didn't think you would be into that. I got
(44:45):
no interest in that. Uh. And then lastly, last thing
I want to do, Eddie. Did you did you watch
The Last of Us? No? But I have some offtime
coming up, and I think I'm gonna way have offtime.
What are you what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm
out for a week week after this coming week. Really Yeah,
missus G is having a knee replacements. Oh all right,
(45:08):
so I'll have you having knee replacement surgery also are
you know you're not? But she she needs somebody to
help her out. Okay, can you I'll set I'll set
a box up in your house if you want it.
You know you could still walk on what com comrade spot.
That's fine, I'll do that. Set it up, you will, Yeah, okay,
I'll talk to I'll talk to Don okay, Scott, and
(45:32):
then I can keep working from home afterwards. Maybe that's
what I did. You know COVID started and all of
a sudden for that, you spend all this money on
the studio. So what are you gonna do? Man? You're
gonna get your money's worth your bang for your buck.
There you go, and man before I never get away
with it, all right anyway, I want you know, Coop
when I watch it, all right,
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Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.