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this hour coming from the Big Easy. Try to keep
your pants on and if you have not heard, the
eagle has landed, or in this case, the raider has landed.

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We have been informed that Derek Carr is taking his
talents wink, wink, nudge, nudge to the Saints. In NFL
free agency, New Orleans announced that Cars agreed to a
deal which will reportedly last for four years. Although it's
a lot of fake money one hundred and fifty million,

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but realistically, practically speaking, is very practical in talk radio,
practically speaking, one hundred million dollars over the next three years.
That's according to state sponsored NFL media, they probed the
news service of Football Now. Cars run with the Raiders
came to a humiliating end. He was pinched by Josh McDaniels,

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benched for the final two games of last regular season
in favor of Jared's Stidham. That's ex patriot Jared Stidham.
More on that later, So let us discuss the question,
what letter grade do you give Derek Carr on signing
with the Saints. We go to the Mallar report card.

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Mallar report card reveals that Car gets an A plus
plus plus. The Saints get the d. The Saints get
the date on the malle report guard, I've got principal
ben Ye and gymnastics, and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make the

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bedrock of this raw Mallord monologue. So, a Derek Carr
gotta have a smile from ear to ear. Based on
his body of work with the Raiders, he should be
fighting to make a team in training camp. But that's
not what happened right. Car has no business getting this

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kind of payday. The reason he gets an A plus
plus plus plus. This is a textbook example of falling upward.
Car is a mid grade quarterback at his very best,
and like a magnolia flower, when it gets too hot
and when he has too little sunlight, he wilts or

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too much sunlight he wilts. Either way, Car is the
living embodiment of the principle, the Peter principle. He has
reached his highest level of incompetence starting quarterback in the
NFL for a middling team, and he has remained there
and he will continue Car to rub shoulders with other

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starters in the NFL, laughing all the way to the bank,
car keeping wing. The reason this is a financial success
for Car is obvious. He had forty point four million
in guaranteed money in Vegas when the Raiders dumped him
like a sack of potatoes, and he said, don't worry,
I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna I'm gonna rob some

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some trains. I'm gonna have a train heist. And that's
what he did. He went down to Louisiana. He says,
I'm not a pull boy, No I'm not. And with
the Saints, if I'm reading this accurately, the very bare minimum,
this turns out to be a disaster. The bare minimum
Car will get seventy million dollars, so he makes an
extra third million dollars. It's thirty million, thirty million, and

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then if released, ten million going away, So it's at
least two years seventy million, but likely three years one
hundred million for Derek Carr. Now page too. Why did
the Saints get the day as they courted Derek Carr
why did they end up on that side. Well, someone
must have spiked the jambalayah, right, the jambalaia must have
been spiked there. That is malfeasance by the Saints front office.

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It is a franchise that has shown in the last
couple of years they like bandaids. They're fans of band aids,
and Car is another Captain America bandaid. Like you give
your kid a band aid with a Hello Kiddy or
Captain America or whatever on it, and you yn't hurt
that back. You got that cute band aid. And that's

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the Saints. Assuming the Saints don't restructure Car's contract, they
will be able to move on from him after a
couple of years, and then they'll get another place holder
to come in. Car is a younger version with better
packaging of Andy Dalton. He's a makeshift quarterback that the
usual losers in the football media and the fanboys say,

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oh no, it's not his fault, No, no, no, They
make all the excuses and in all Cars is a
makeshift quarterback. He's a stand in, and the Saints will
continue to tread water at the quarterback position. Car had.
If I remember Craig, he had like twenty four touchdowns
twelve interceptions last year, and he had a team that

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had a top level running back, Josh Jacobs had a
great year in the backfield for the Raiders. Future Hall
of Fame wide receiver at Davante Adams, pretty good tight
end in Darren Waller and not exactly chopped Liver and
Hunter renfrom and according to the nerds at Pro Football Focus,

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the Raiders offensive line was a top ten offensive line.
The Raiders did not have a top ten level offense.
And he still ends up being benched again for Jared
Stidham and he gets rewarded. Car he's on the path
to Saint Hoood now the Saints serving up. Ben ye
is under center and Derek Carr's a deep fried Pastry's

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covered in powdered sugar. He's absolutely covered in powder. And
for him, this has got to be like past life regression.
For Car, he's gone to therapy. What's old is new again.
Car goes to a Saints team. His head coach is
Dennis Allen. The guy's a bumm Dennis Allen, who think
about where cars at? So Allen's people are already saying,

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is Allan long for the job in New Orleans. He's
getting pressured, he's under the microscope. They've got a relatively
soft roster they've got if you want to believe in
the salary cap. I don't really buy any of that,
but the people are making a big deal salary cap.
How messed up that is? Derek Carr has already gotten
Dennis Allen fired once. How many star players have been

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great coach killers where they change teams and get the
same coach fired in two different cities. Derek Carr has
a chance to do that. Derek Carr goes out there
and pukes all over the logo at midfield at the
super Dome, and Dennis Allen is a defensive coordinator somewhere
else in the NFL. The following year our last word

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on this. So, what does the signing of Derek Carr
tell you about these Saints and they're salary cap purgatory
Norland sary cap purgatory. Well it's in the short answer
is it's bullcrap. It's much like Cyclops. It is a myth,
the salary cap, and these Saints are the latest example

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that we can add to our growing body of evidence.
It is something the salary cap that is used as
an excuse by teams that want to get rid of
unwanted players and contracts, and we wish we could keep you,
because of the salary cap, we have to get rid
of you. It is nothing that is enough to impede

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you from adding a player that is valuable, that a
player is needed. It's gymnastics, it's mathematical gymnastics. New Orleans
as an example, you're never supposed to give too many
numbers out on the radio because you're probably doing something else.
You're not paying that much attention to everything I'm saying.
But just bear with me. So New Orleans out of
thirty two teams, is thirtieth in salary cap space. The

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numbers bouncing around. If these are accurate, that they are
in the salary camp, goolog the camp oologists pointing out
these Saints are minus twenty four million in the red
in the salary cap. So they just signed a guy
for one hundred million plus dollars and they're twenty four
million under the salary camp. You're saying, how is that possible?

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That makes no sense. I know math, and that makes
no sense. Well, it is relevant because they don't have
to be under the salary cap until a certain date
coming up down the line of the calendar, so you
can be as far in the red as you want.
It doesn't matter. They'll also have forty million dollars twenty

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five percent of their salary cap allocated the players not
on the roster, which is also irrelevant. You simply restructure contracts.
They'll release veteran players in the coming weeks. But you
restructure contracts, you turn salaries into roster bonuses, signing bonuses,
ad voidable yours, all the bullcrap loopholes, which is fine.
They add it in because I'm glad it's like that.

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And I'll give you an example of how ridiculous this is.
That look up the twenty twenty two Philadelphia Eagles. The
twenty twenty two Philadelphia Eagles. You know how much dead
cap money they had, and all the people, Oh, they're
not gonna be good, They're not gonna be god, Oh
my god. The salary cap holly crap. Thirty six million
dollars in dead cap money. Holy fats in Philadelphia, thirty

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six million dollars in dead cat money counting against them.
They really suffer. You talk about hardship in Philadelphia, they
rolled through the NFC, A dominated the NFC and ended
up the number one seed and got to the Super Bowl. Man,
but thirty six million dead cat money. You can't overcome that. Oh,
that's bad. They're scrowed. Meanwhile, many of my colleagues in

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the media or or gasmic that Derek Carr going to
the Saints means that Aaron Riders is going to be
traded to the Jets. Suck, suck, suck. We hope so
industry sources tell us that would be good for business.
That's my weasel terminology of the hour, and we believe

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it will happen. Once it actually happens, I'm in Missouri
state of mind. I'm gonna show me state of mind
when it comes to Aaron Rodgers. Be sure to catch
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by the name of Joe Mixon of your Cincinnati Bengals.
At this hour, police still investigated, there's an active crime scene,

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Deputies are still inside the house of Joe Mixon after
a shooting that took place about eleven thirty Eastern time,
and it's still processing everything. And the reason that takes
a long time is because there are lawyers, and if
you've f one thing up you then you lose any

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if there's any charges or there's lawsuits, you've got to
get everything right or else there's a problem, So we'll
get any information we have. Just Josh happens to call
in from there, we'll put him on. You can tell
us what he sees. But our lead this hour coming
from the Pacific Northwest. Money is flying. It is in
there everywhere we weren't lying. The sea birds have shot

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their shot. Kind of see this, do you follow along?
Maybe not? Maybe not. We learned that Geno Smith. Gino Smith,
he told me ten years ago he was gonna prove
me wrong. Gino Smith has agreed to a three year
contract for one hundred and five million dead presidents, and

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he will remain with the Seahawks, Adam Schefter telling us
the deal includes fifty two million in the first year.
That's a whole lot of chicken feed for Gino Smith.
Business is booming, so you can x off the Seahawks
on the veteran quarterback vulture list. We talked last hour

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about Derek Carr. He's off the board with New Orleans,
so you can eliminate New Orleans in Seattle. The quarterback
carousel goes round and round. The quarterback carousel goes round
and round, and two teams off the carousel. Right now,
let us discuss the question what is your perspective on career? Backup,

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Gino Smith getting the one hundred and five million another
Seattle Seahawk extension. So I've got tickled distributor cap and
breakfast special and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a nice iced coffee.

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Now I've never had iced coffee. The wife likes the
iced coffee, and so that's that's what she's doing. Number One,
congratulations to Gino Smith. Congratulate it's a great deal for

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the ball player. Wonderful deal. He's now a captain of
industry and Smith who in his career has earned a
little over seventeen million. Which listen, if I told you
right now you were gonna make seventeen million dollars in
your career, you would say, holy crap, I've won the lottery.
If you told me that I would make seventeen million dollars,

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I'd say, oh my god, I've had a great career.
But that's how fugazy the NFL is. Where Gino Smith,
at seventeen point four million in career earn the people like, ooh,
he hasn't made anything. Well, this means if my math
is correctedforts are accurate that he will triple his career
earnings in the next year, able to hornswaggle the gold

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bars out of Seattle. Nothing was done illegally. There were
no knives used, no guns used. Gino tossing the duke,
tossed it around and worked out. The Seahawks were supposed
to be a bottom feeding team, bottom five in the NFL.
The expectations for Seattle in twenty twenty two included misery

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and heartache. It didn't happen. Gino Smith played the system
like a grand piano, like a parlor grand piano. He
tickled the ivories on that piano for a good chunk
of time, the sweet melodies paying off a testimonial to

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the blessing of low expectation. And when Seattle realized that
Geno Smith was going to be the start, it was
supposed to be Drew Lock. The Seahawks had traded for
Drew Locke from Denver in the Russell Wilson trade. It
was not supposed to be number seven Geno Smith, but
it turned out that way and Gino got off to
a great start. Now, page two, how do you dissect

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what the Seahawks are doing giving this this contest, and
some say it's only a three year deal, it's really
only really a two year deal. And to me it
doesn't really matter. It's an overpay, it's an over good
for Gino Smith. Both these things can be simultaneously true.
It's great for the player, and it's an overpaid by
the team. And that's where I am at this point.

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That's my take. We live in an alternative reality where
Gino Smith, who has sucked at a time you cannot
suck throughout his career, has a stretch of ten games
where he plays great. Where he is the Mona Lisa
at the quarterback position. Right, He's a Monet Matt by

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the way, I saw Monet over the week. I was
an art museum, sne not that impressed. H Yeah, that's
some kind of painter. You've never heard of him, some
of these landscapes. Yeah, yeah, you know, I gotta tell
you I could do that. I could I could do
just say anyway. But no, Gino Smith for ten games

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was was great. He was wonderful, but it wasn't a
full season. And that was all it took for Pete Carroll,
savvy veteran and FL coach to be hoodwinked, bamboozled, and
let astray. What's my evidence? My evidence is not only
the eyeballs, but also the raw numbers. Geno, as we mentioned,

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the first ten games was lights out. It was poetry
in motion. Poetry in motion, seventeen touchdowns, four interceptions, passer
rating of one hundred and eight. He was an MVP candidate,
averaging seven point eight yards per ten And then they
changed the song. Then they changed the song. The clock.

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The clock struck midnight. Every want to say it? And
how did he do after that? Don't ask? Cover your
eyes bad. He suffered a broken distributor cap and the
car backfired. Just like that. That's what it sounded like.
Just like, that's a weird sound that car makes it.
I'm not gonna go to the shop. The rest of
the season, Gino had thirteen touchdowns, seven interceptions, a passer

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rating of ninety two point one, and he averaged seven
yards per attempt, which is average average, average, average average
over the final seven games of the regular season. So
to rephrase that, the NFL decoded what Seattle was doing
to help prop up Gino Smith and have him succeed.

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Teams made adjustments and Gino Smith went tumbling down, down, down,
down down, crashing back to reality. Now, he was still
better than he had been, but he's not someone that
you get all excited about, all horny to have as
your quarterback. He was nothing more than a baseline quarterback
the final couple of months of the season, and then

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in the playoff game he played all right for a stretch,
but in the second half, Seattle imploded and Gino was
a big part of that implosion. And yet he gets
rewarded with a cartoon science check. All right. Final point
is Seattle considered a dangerous team with Geno Smith returning

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under center, and they've got all these draft picks. Yeah,
they simply do not have the fear factor. And I
know I'm upsetting crying Craig in Seattle, and I'm annoying
the great Nostradinas, but I am a friend of Nostredinas.
He's not gonna like what I have said. But they
can't handle tough up that the Cardinals do not have

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the wild factor or the Seahawks. So now there they
are better than the cart I will say that they're
better than the Cardinals in the division, they're ahead of
them and the Rams. They gotta figure some things out
there under Sean mcvagh. But I expect the Rams to
bounce back. They're not gonna suck as much as they
did last year. And you have the big bad Boogeyman,

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the forty nine ers sitting atop the division top of
the mountain there in Seattle. Their defense unremarkable. Geno Smith
as a quarterback based on what I saw the last
seven games of the year, Once teams figured out what's
Seattle was doing to get Gino to put up the
numbers he was putting up, he became a breakfast special

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quarterback ham and egger. He was a ham and Egger,
and I expect a continued regression to the mean. One
thing I have learned from years of watching sports is
extreme outcomes are followed by much more moderate outcomes, and
that's generally true in life across the board. The Seahawks

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are still expected to draft a quarterback in the late
April draft, and if they don't draft a quarterback, that
would be a ringing endorsement for Geno Smith. But if
they do draft a quarterback, goes the other way. And
by the way, out of that reported fifty two million
smackaroos that Gino is expected to make in the next year.

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Remember that his agent's going to get five percent of that.
Federal tax rate is thirty seven percent. Seattle city tax
is two point four percent. Now, Washington does not have
a state income tax. I believe they're one of nine
states that don't, so that's in his favor. But altogether,
you do the Maller math and so Gino he will

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be paying roughly twenty three million dollars minimum in taxes.
That does not include when Seattle plays a road game
and other jurisdictions where they charge athletes performers tax for
coming to their city. So he's gonna end up clearing
around twenty eight twenty nine million, maybe less than that,

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depending on all the other taxes. So the tax for
road games is not included. Be sure to catch live
editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am
Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Hey, it's Benn, host of The
Fifth Hour with Ben Maller, along with my trustee sidekick
David Gascon. Would meet a lot to have you join
us on our weekly auditory journey. You're asking, what in

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God's name is the Fifth Hour I'll tell you it's
a spin off of that Ben Maller show Colt hit
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industry in media, sports and more every week explore some
amazing facts about the human nature and more. Listen to
the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller or the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Here we go,

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it's Maller. How about that to the third degree? This
is one big Ben gets quilled and way we go
the Koba Loop. Yesterday you talked about the potential for
the raven for the Ravens to use the franchise tag
on Lamar Jackson. Now, Ben, do you think the Giants
will tag Daniel Jones? And if so, does that mean

(24:38):
the end of Sequon Barkley with the gm EN So,
I would not give Daniel Jones anymore than one year deal,
So the franchise text not outrageous. Sequon Barkley would absolutely
test the market. Doesn't guarantee he's gonna leave. He would
be on the auctioning block. But the fly in the
soup is obviously he's a running back in the least
valuable position and all that stuff. So you'd much rather

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be paid a little less to play for the Giants
than go out to the boondocks of the NFL. So
there's there's a path for both these guys to be
back with the Giants. Next, it's being reported that the
La Rams are looking to trade former Pro Bowl receiver
Allen Robinson to clear cap space, Ben, do you think
there will be any interest in Robins? Yes, I will.
I will offer my services to drive Alan Robinson to

(25:22):
lax to get him on the first flight out of town.
As long as there's a lot of people that didn't
watch football last year, Alan Robinson's very valuable because if
you watch football, the guy's got fleas all over him,
all right. Next, Darrell Reevas spoke with TMZ over the
weekend and said that Sauce Gardner is a two point
zero version of himself. Ben's some high praise. Is Gardner

(25:44):
actually really that good? Now, here's what I want to know,
is Darrell Reevs on TMZ's payroll. This is now two
stories you've gotten from Darrelle Revis in the last month,
actually the last couple of weeks here, and hey, I
love the story. You know Sauce Gardners, who'll name was
a mod gardener. He was a Peewee football All Star
and as a little six year old kid, he loved

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dipping everything in sauce. So has coach named him Sauce Gardner?
What a great, great story that. I love the story?
How do we do co pass us that? Sob who? Who?
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Radio dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search f
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you have what it takes to get to the top?
Probably not, man, We'll play the game right now. We
walk him in from the Valley of the Sun, and

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he is up for a Benny Award in his contributions
as game show Contestant of the Year, trying to add
another notch in his belt. We say hello to Matt
in Phoenix. Hello, Matt, welcome, what's up? Ben? How are
you doing tonight? All right, Matt? You prepared? Here? You
ready to go? Of course you always know that's seven
wins in a row. I'm about to win this Benny.

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All this guy flexing right now Let's see what you
guy coming up here? What kind of algorithm you can
come up with? The sway the electorate? Well, hold on
a sec. You are gonna play Matt, and we also
have picked door number one or door number two, Eddie,
go ahead, door number one or door number two number one.
All right, well you have you have picked Jet who

(27:32):
fled Eddie, and you have not picked the blind guy.
Bad job by you, shamlin. I guarantee RP one legend
caller from datons had to change addresses because I angry
build numerous times because you know that guy just loves
Dick in Dayton and dat I mean to the point
of harassing. All right, hold on, that's your that's your

(27:53):
Eddie that you picked him, that's you. Okay, you picked him.
Bad job by you. All right, let's say hello to
Matt again. And Matt, who would you like to partner
up with? Matt? I'm picking you, Ben. Let's go. We're
in it to when it's a great job by you,
tremendous job. Hold on a second, Jed who fled? Who
would you like to partner up with? You? Got Eddie
or cool? All right, very good? What is the game here?

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The Brian Cranston Edition is ammer former caller to the
show tour in the Super Bowl. Is that right? Oh yeah,
yeah you do. Actually we did have him one that
was before Breaking Bad. That was when he was the
dad from Malcolm in the Middle. Oh yeah, we were
very big. We had one year we had the kid
from Malcolm in the Middle. Then we had the Frankie

(28:37):
Moon Yes, the race car driver out Yeah yeah yeah,
um yes, Brian Creston Edition. He turned sixty seven years
old today, Happy birthday. The categories are Malcolm in the Middle,
Breaking Bad, thirty Rock, and Godzilla. Matt, you run first,
which category would you like? I would like to be

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back Breaking Bad? All right? I mean that's that should
have been Jed's categories. But Jed you said you want
Godzilla category? All right? Being real quickly, meth Gator was terrible.
That was terrible story. Methigator. You should be in the right,

(29:23):
aren't you? In that they're making it there? I mean,
I mean, if right on meth renegade. Okay, all right,
hold on, very good, whatever, we will have Mallard's Mountain
of Money in its entirety. Put your bets in right now.
I'm gonna win, but put your bets in. We'll have
Mallard's amount of money. We'll get to that. We will

(29:43):
do it next. Be sure to catch live editions of
the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven
pm Pacific. And back here we go. It's Mallard's mount
of Money. Be Brian Cranston edition. The teams have been set,
myself Ben, along with Matt in the Valley of the
Sun and Jed who fled and he is matched up

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with Coop a loop. My guy was on the air first, Matt,
So we are gonna go first, Are you there, Matt? Yes, sir,
all right, very good, And it's the Brian Kranst edition.
You picked breaking bad, Is that correct? Yes, sir, all right.
These athletes all had cancer. They all had cancer. All right,
you ready? All right? Forty five seconds on the clock

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of the man's showing proper respect, calling me sir like
you people. All right, here we go, forty five seconds
of the clock. We're on our way. Disgrace cyclist he
won a bunch of Tour de Frances. Yes, quarterback for
the Buffalo Bills in the nineties. Got her of nineteen
ninety that Thurman, Thomas Andre Reid alright, first basement for
the year, Yes, first basement for the Yankees. He was

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on the Cubs right now with the Yankees. Slugger Italian
last name now all right, running back for the Arizona Cardinals.
Out of pit he was on the Pittsburgh Steelers, number
six for the car Cardinals right now now, all right,
Red Sox pitcher. He won a couple of World Series
with the Red Sox in the two thousands and was
on the on the and the on the Cubs as well.

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All right, safety for the Chiefs. Oh, that was a
hard category, guy, Dan, Yeah, that was well. He tried Eddie,
He did not know. For Anthony Rizzo, James James Connor,
I guess you're you live in Phoenix. Why would you
watch the Cardinals trying? I'm really, I'm really from Illinois,

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so I know, I know you just happened. I know
you just happened to be I got you. Well, you
should go to Anthony Rizzo, though I know I should have.
Both of my parents are buried with Cubs stuff. I
should know, all right, man, all right, Well, if the
domination he's got him all nervous. I don't know about that, Jedge.
Don't worry here. Jed's cable will poop in the bed.
Judge for judge for relactation. All right, shut up, all right,

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go ahead, please, all right, Jed, we have Godzilla. Uh.
These athletes are slash were some of the biggest ever
at their position. Uh. Forty five seconds on the clock.
Let's go the big Diesel Kobe's teammate, Yes, the biggest
guy in baseball. The outfielder for the Yankees, Aaron Judge. Yes, um,

(32:21):
this was a picture for the Yankees and the Indians.
He's a big fat guy. Yes. Um. The refrigerator from
the NFL. William William Perry. Yes. Uh. Quarterback for the Vikings.
He threw to Randy Moss earlier in his yes um
uh boy player out of Michigan. Tractor was his nickname.

(32:46):
No okay, uh uh slugger for the White Sox and
the Cincinnati Reds. Big Donkey was his his nickname. Right now?
Who do so you're doing? Robert Trailer tractor trailer and
Adam Dunne hundred and sixty points though. All right, all right,

(33:06):
that's all right, we got we got this. Matt. Don't
or you just run the board. We're good to go.
We've got Malcolm in the middle or thirty rock. Which
one do you want. I'll go Malcolm in the middle.
It's probably the better. All right, We'll put forty five
seconds on the clock. These athletes are all middle children,
all right, all middle children. Here we go forty five secons.

(33:27):
We're on our way and go. A quarterback for the Colts.
He ended his career with the Broncos pitman. Yes uh,
known as the Greek Freak for the Milwaukee Bucks, A
great UFC champion, African American guy. Yes, uh oh, yeah,

(33:47):
I got it right, all right. Uh the uh the
star staff for the Warriors. His younger brother, Yeah, that
is correct, Derek of the Saints. Derek of the Saints,
his younger rather older brother, rather older brother with this
white guy slammed the champ from the Clippers in the nineties.

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His father shot under his father shot underhanded foul shots. No,
it's not using the same last name as the actually
answers is not enough regardless, one hundred and thirty points total,
not as much as one hundred and sixty for Coop. Well,
in fairness, Jed's like seventy and guy, remember this guy,

(34:35):
this guy matic college kid loser Jed. This guy Matt,
This guy's is a futures like my age? Jed? Should
we should we run it up? Should we? Should we sweep?
Un plenty? No? Do that same you? All right? All right, Jed.

(34:57):
We're gonna We're gonna do thirty rock here the see
rock my. These sports figures have all hosted Saturday Night Live.
Oh man, that shows forty five seconds of the clock
begin forty nine ers quarterback the best ever before Tom Brady. Yes, Uh,
the tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs right now.
The boxer that made grills for meat George Foreman, Yes,

(35:22):
are there other kinds of grills? Vegetable grill? Old quarterback
for the Vikings? Uh, white guy that could be well, No,
don't help Betty that you know what you're from. The

(35:46):
from the seventies, From the seventies. I hosted a TV
show in the eighties. Moment these segments every week. Who cares?
Thank you? January? Great? You cut him off? Put him
back on the air. No, he's we're out of time.
White quarterback, Yeah, white quarterbacks, I mean doors. I'm endorsing
Jenny who fled for calling of the year. I'm playing

(36:08):
it out there right now, and you need to get
paid like somebody else. Vote for him, saying black white receiver,
I know, black white cornerback for the Vikings. Old ones
are there, white hockey player? Okay, naming others significant Vikings
quarterback white sort of Come on, Joel Wilson, Joe Cap.

(36:32):
There you go, Joe Cap. Wait, oh, nineteen eighties Viking football.
That's a bad job for you, jam Young Cooper. By

(36:52):
the way, depending Matt for Matt. Everyone's an old white
quarterback for the Vikings at this point. The guy's in
college right now. My god. All right, anyway, there it
is another edition of Mallard's mouthed the Muddy against and
be lust again. Well, Eddie, you cheated, you helped Coop out.
It was pathetic. Yet again you had to step in.
What are you talking about? You you were giving, you

(37:14):
were giving clues. It's me against Coop. It's not really over.
You were cheering for Coop. Terrible, embarrassing another game you
don't even get to play in any Shame on you.
You were not rather loser