Hour 3 - Where the Buffalo Moan

Ben Maller talks about going on a rant about the Bills' struggles and who he is actually criticizing, how much danger Sean McDermott is in with the Bills, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name Berth three hour three
of our radio program, And we go where the Buffalo Rome?
Or should I say where the Buffalo moan Stefon Diggs?
Remember him talented wide out? Where is Stefon Diggs going

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with his rant about why the Bills were abject failures
when they were projected to get to the Super Bowl
this past season? How much danger is coach Sean McDermott
in with the Buffalo Bills? And is Stefawn Diggs even
happy in Buffalo? We'll talk about all that and more
right now in our number three plus lame jokes of

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the week. Here it is we go where the Buffalo Rome?
Or where they moan? Well come in the beginning of
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coming from upstate New York. Did the Bills make a
big move? Have they shocked and awed the NFL with
a transaction? No, the team that was the pick to click.

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The wise guys said they were a wagon, the Buffalo.
Remember early last NFL season, dominating win over the Rams,
pulling away in the fourth quarter, they beat Tennessee and
they were off to the races. He said, well, they're
gonna go seventeen and now Buffalo. All the pundits, the

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darlings of the pundits, the Buffalo Bills, and they and
of course then they failed to get her done in
the playoffs and those Buffalo Bills flopping against the ben
Gals in the postseason. Now, one of the great mysteries
regarding Buffalo is what happens to their star wide receiver

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who had an epic breakdown at the end of that
playoff losses Cincinnati. Stefawn Diggs is speaking out. Did you
hear this? Did you hear about this? Maybe not, possibly not,
might not have been on your sonar. So Stefawn Diggs
spilled his guts on the bills postseason failure the Whiteout,

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appearing on the fledgling premium cable program called The Shop.
He struggled to answer what the heck went wrong with
the Bills. He sat down in a fake barber shop
and answer some questions. He said, it doesn't make sense,
he complains the fawn Diggs. He went on to say

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that he racks his brain with this crap. I'll use crap,
he said the S word, but we're not allowed to
say that. He says, I racked my brain with this
crap at this point. I think it's more execution than anything.
Crap is small little pieces on why it's not going right.
He said, we've got the players, We've got the plays.

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Why then he said the S words, I'll say, crap,
Why it ain't coming together? That's where you draw some
of those questions. Diggs went on to say, I never
want to question who I am. I never want to
question how I am. I'm giving this S word crap
everything I've got. I'm dying on the hill for that

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close quote. Okay, so we have to obviously parse the words.
That's what we do here. We parse the words. So
as we discuss the question, where is the fawn digs
going with this? Many many, many, many, many many many
rant about the bills. So I have fluorescent yellow sharpie

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pirates of the Caribbean. And if that was not enough,
if that was not enough for you, we also have
huffing and puffing, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make a nice,
wonderful turkey sandwich. Is I haven't had a turkey sandwich
and we'll make one. A little mayo on the side there,

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little pepper, good to go? All right? So first of all,
when you pull out the magnifying glass here there was
something that's the faun did said in this mini rant
that was a dead dead d because Diggs was doing
some finger pointing. Now, we would like to use the
Mallard process of elimination, which is approved by Robbie the

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Mariner fan, the Mallard process of elimination. Now, he's not
blaming himself that he said in the rant. He will
not question who he is. He also said that we
have the players. So if you're not questioning yourself, you're
not questioning your teammates. M things that make you go

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what do you think he's doing here? Ding ning Ning
ding Dang. Yes, Stefon Diggs has pulled out a fluorescent
yellow sharpie and he has highlighted Sean McDermott when he said,
I think it's more execution than anything. That is the
money quote. That is the money quote. That's it. Nothing

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else to say. This is a criminal indictment. It is
a referendum on the Buffalo head coach and the staff.
From the Star wide receiver. You listen between the words
and it is as clear as plastic rap. When you
question a team's execution, you are saying that the head coach,
Sean McDermott, is not getting sustained performance from the roster,

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that his coaching techniques are falling on deaf ears, it
is not working. It's his coaching in the playoffs that
is not resonating. It's not getting the most out of
the team. So, with that being deciphered, the page two
part of this beneath the surface, how much danger just

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between me and you. We're in the safe harvest, so
we're allowed to talk about this. But how much danger
is Sean McDermott in with the bills? So why don't
we check the thermostat because the hot seat is starting
to warm up a little bit. He was on a
very cool seat, as cool as can be. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

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The Bills great team before the season, got off to
a good start, won a bunch of games, and then
they ended up. We know what happened. So he went
from a cool seat to a toasty warm seat. And
now the temperature is a rising yet again. That is
a rising rising on up now. McDermott's won a bunch
of games during the regular season. He's been there now

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six years. He's been the coach of the Bills. Where's
the time gone? Has a six thirty nine winning percentage,
which is better than Marv Levy had when he coached
the Bills. The difference is playoffs. In those six years,
the Bills have a four and five record in the postseason,
which is not good enough considering that these are the

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golden days of Josh Allen, these are his salad days.
The Bills have a franchise quarterback in the prime of
his athletic career, and you look around the AFC, there
are three big quarterbacks, three of them right now in
the AFC. Patrick Mahomes he's been to a bunch of
Super Bowls, He's got two Super Bowl wins. Joe Burrow

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has visited the AFC Title Game twice and he's gotten
an AFC championship and lost in the Super Bowl. And
then you have Josh Allen and that is where we
pump the brakes. Josh Allen has been to one AFC
Title Game and the last couple of divisional round playoff losses.
So that is a moment of weakness. And when I

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look at the Bills and who knows what they're gonna do.
And they'll make some sexy moves this offseason in Buffalo
and they they'll sign another big name like they got
von Miller last year, and so we'll see how it
turns out. But the Bills are a tinder box, is
what they are there, tinder box, and Buffalo has to
get to the AFC Title Game and to the Super

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Bowl or ells. This becomes a Pirates of the Caribbean situation,
as in there she blows because outside entities are gonna
get involved. Sean McDermott becomes a beast whale who's laying
on the sand, decomposing, ready to explode, and there will

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be a blubber snowstorm in the air everywhere. If Sean
McDermott does not coach the Bills into a super Bowl
situation this upcoming season, I'm telling you, I'm telling that's
how this is gonna go. If they do not get
it done. You can only use the injury excuse one time.
He's used it already right there, the Von Miller injury,

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the offensive line injuries. You give the blow by blow.
You look at the punch stats, the CompuBox punch stats,
and this guy got hurt over there, this guy on
the back got hurt, and it's like, okay, that's football.
The injury rate is high, and you can air those
grievances right now. But that does not last in the
next year, even if you have a bunch of injuries

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next season. Final fun, is Stefawn Diggs happy in Buffalo? Now?
I know, and you know we're both very concerned about
the job satisfaction of Stefawn Diggs. Right. I stay up
all night every night. I'm so worried. I hope he's happy. Well, okay,

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it's it's a mystery. Right from from what I understand,
Stefawn Diggs in this fugazy interview, did not did not
tackle the Komodo dragon in the room, his deplorable activity
at the end of Buffalo's playoff loss. So I have
this hazy rough patches based on the inculpatory evidence we

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have gathered. The arrow is a slight point to Stefon
Diggs in a Bill's uniform is on borrowed time. That
this is a lease. It is a short term lead.
It is not a long term purchase. That he was
in Minnesota, he'd caused some problems with the Vikings, and
now he's he's causing some waves in Buffalo. But what

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we do know is that Stefon diggs last act on
the field last season was a connection fit, which was
really good for our show, but not so much for
these zeit guys to the Buffalo Bills. You might remember
when they lost to the Bengals, Stefon Diggs had attachment,
was captured by the CBS cameras there on the sidelines
with his arms flailing in the air everywhere at Josh Allen.

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They're very upset. He was huffing and puffing, and he
left the stadium before some of the Bills personnel was
even in the locker room. If you believe the media reports,
he high tailed it out of there. He was so
bummed out. And there has been some puzzling and wild

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social media activity where the implication is that he is
ready to move on. And we know that's Deefon Diggs brother,
who happens to play for a high profile team deep
in the heart of Texas, would absolutely just with both
open arms, open wide, would love to hug his brother

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and bring him to Texas to play for the Cowboys.
So there's a lot of moving parts to this, but
it's defon Diggs not even realizing. I don't think he
realized what he was saying, but he said it. And
when you say we got the players and all that,
it's just execution, you're blaming the coach when you say
I think it's more execution than anything else. That is

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a direct assault on the head coach of the Buffalo Bills.
So if I'm riding the tabloid star Bills receiver calls
out head coach and coaching staff, that's your headline right there, boom,
top of the fold, top of the fold. Headline. Now,
the toe sucking Buffalo media won't do that because they're
in bed with the team. They think they worked for
the team. It is the Ben Maller Show. As we

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continue on taking you through the peaks and valleys of
the nocturnal lifestyle. And later this hour we're gonna have
Big Bang's Lame Jokes of the Week, Big Ben's Lame
Jokes of the Week coming up later this hour, and
we have a later on also a very expensive country club,
a very expensive membership to a country club. We'll talk

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about that as well. But time now for the Maller
Riddle of the Day, the Mallor Riddle of the Day.
You can answer this on our social media on Twitter
at Ben Maller. That's at Ben Maller. Good luck on
this funniest dances. Go to the top and here it
is the Maller Riddle of the Day. Green Bay Packers
quarterback Aaron Rogers will be the keynote speaker at Blank.

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It was just announced that Aaron Rodgers will be the
keynote speaker at Blank. Filling the blank. That is the
Allera renal of theday. We'll rock and roll, We'll give
me the answer. We'll do it next Eden to Joey
from National and I love the burn Mellor Show every night.
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Maller Chat, lamb jokes the week coming up in a

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few minutes. Week Before we get to that point, though,
we have to give you the answer to the Mallard
Riddle of the day, and here it is Green Bay
Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will be the keynote speaker at
blank at blank, Bill in the Blank Callaghan, Tim says
a Furries convention, now, that would be good. Alfie Alien

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Opunt are going with a Wacky Packs convention. Also Solid
Joe and Okinawa, listening live at a much earlier hour,
says that at Aaron Rodgers will be the keynote speaker
at a AA convention. Ayahuasca Anonymous Milkman Mike and Colorado

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says that Rogers will be speaking at the four hundred
and fifteenth Annual Witches and Warlock's Convention. All right, Steve
me Met Paul says Rogers will be the keynote speaker
at the convention of the League of self righteous, self
important pompous Asses. It's a good line from stev Met

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pause courtesy Flusher says, a Shiner's convention is that even
I don't think that's around anymore. I think you're dating
yourself with that. I believe you are. Texas Trucker says
he will be the keynote speaker at Shaun Kemp's court hearing.
Sean Kemp not formally charged the wild Story. We did
a whole monologue on it, and there's video of him
firing the gun, but at this point no charges for

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Shaun Kemp. I guess he was. At least at this
point they believe the self defense line that he used.
The yodeling Larry's says that Aaron Rodgers will be the
keynote speaker at the next Summer's eve Board meeting. A
walking douchebag. He says, well, that's not very nice. That's
that's not very nice at all. The sawman says, the

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twenty twenty three Cleveland Massage Therapy Convention is the answer.
Who else do we have? Let's see page down, page down.
I don't I can read that on the Aaron We'll
skip over that. The Sunday Night Academy Awards guests by
Donkey Sausage. Tom says Rogers will be the guest speaker

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at the New York Clown College Jonathan, he said, a
conspiracy theory convention, Jonathan and Delaware. That's his answer, Eddie.
Do you have an answer, Eddie? Please? I need an answer. Yes,
he's going to be the keynote speaker at Brony con
which is the convention of my Little pony Lovers. You've
been to that many times that you enjoyed that. That's

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always one of the reasons Eddie takes a lot of
time off he goes to that convention. Unfortunately incorrect, Eddie.
Aaron Rodgers will be the keynote speaker at the largest
psychedelic gathering in history, a conference about psychedelic drugs. Aaron
Rodgers will be the keynote speaker. It's coming up in June,

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so make sure to make your your travel plans there
as he will speak at the Multi Disciplinary Association the
Psychedelic Studies. That's a mouthful, and so that's what he's
up to. That's what I'll be doing in June. I
did a google on unusual conventions and you found thee
and I just saw the Eventriloquis Convention, which is which

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is in Kentucky the holiday in there at the Cincinnati Airport. Boy, oh,
oh my god, there are pictures see the Stars of
Tomorrow as the headline. At one point that was a
big thing, Eddie. At one point, that was a pretty
big thing. This Aaron Rodgers conference. They're expecting ten thousand people. Uh,

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ten thousand people are going to attend this. They will
have speeches, workshops, panel discussions and everything about hallucinergetic drugs.
So that's great. We should send Coop to this. I
wonder where this is. You know where this thing? I
don't know where this is. I don't know the city
this is. But there you go. Oh, I guess it's
in Denver. Oh that's perfect. There you go. We should

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Coops like. I'm down with that. Yeah. Remember remember Coop,
a couple of years ago, we sent you to the
Furry Convention. You you came back in a horse costume.
It was wild man crazy. Why. Yeah, Roberto, you're supposed
to play the drop there, Roberto, let's a batch up
by you. Shame on you. That's setting up. He's upset

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with you have to get throw under the bus earlier.
I didn't throw one of you threw them one of
the bus. I didn't throw him in the bus. You're
the guy threw him in the bus. Said, I had
nothing to do with that. Let's go to the phones
and let's say hello to Moving Man Matt. The only
mobile Mallard billboard in the entire country. These guys behind
the wheel when it goes all over the highways and

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byways of North America. Moving Man Man, Hello, Matt big Man,
how are we doing. Uh, if Roberto is upset with you,
if he scrolls back to your monologue early runner for
Drop of the Year is contained within there, right before
you talk about your magnifying glass, just saying mark tape.
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. I

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have enough material, Matt. These other guys say stuff all
the time that's ridiculous and it doesn't even need to
be It doesn't even need to be edited in the hotel. No,
this is not better than Yeah, listen, why don't you
wash your ears out? How about that? Why don't you
when you next time, put water in your ears, Matt,
Shame on you. I mean, they are your words, Ben

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hate those foreigners. No, they're not my words. There these
things are all these are deep fakes. We all know
that I do a perfect show. As as you listened
a long time, Matt. There are no misspeaks, there are
no bloopers, there are nons. Is not even funny. That's
not even funny. It's terrible. Oh on, Matt, Matt, Matt, listen,

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were you listening when Roberto talked about taking three blanks
in one minute? Well? I was trying to, but you
were covered up on satellite radio by the WBC, so
I had to switch on. Oh my god, we got
covered up by the World Baseball class. That's a new low.
That's a new low for the Ben Mallor Show. Three

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dumps in about a minute. That's might be a record.
Yeah there it is right there. That's it. That's a
great drop, Ben. I shared the three privately but proud
dad moment last month. My daughter has committed the play
ball at the next level. Uh So right now I

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am rat racing off the East coast back home from
DC so I can turn around and get on a
plane and fly to Florida so she can see her
future teammates play in spring training down there. Um. So, well,
that's awesome congratulation, Matt. Quite quite the racket. Um And

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your your daughter does have a competitive advantage because when
she has to move her stuff to college, her dad
knows a few things about that. Her dad can help
her out with that. The problem, the problem is college
going to colleges in the busiest time. Yere for me.
So we'll make it happen. We always do. You're like
you're telling you you'll Yeah, you know, I love you,

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But why don't you read a U haul or something
like that that do it yourself, let me alone. We'll
make it happen. We'll make it happen. Oh, I'm telling you,
it's uh, the things we do for our kids. It's uh.
It's gonna be a long day. I think my flight
out of Providence is at seven thirty to night. And
I left. U left what part of Florida? What part

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of Florida. She's going to college. Uh No, she's going
to college in DC. But the girls are playing down
last game, the last game of the spring week. Guys,
so you're going down for a little in the end
of spring training. I got you, all right. Well, it'll
be fun. You have a good time. Little sun will
get the banana hammock out and a little sun Tan

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be good to go. I don't know about that, but
uh yeah, I got you, all right, fun, all right,
we'll enjoy your trip. Thank you, Matt. All right, the
great moving man, Matt, And he does have that beautiful truck.
We've seen it. The truck's been outside our studio. We've
seen the truck. There are rumors of other trucks coming
down the line as well. We'll see if that actually

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happens or not. But just having one. That's awesome. Colin
Cowhard is not on the back of any truck, by
the way, He's not. No Dan Patrick, not on the
side of a moving truck. Who far as I know,
I've not seen that. The comic book guy Andy writes
and he says, Ben, your top of the Hour Maller
monologue was a near miss. Stefan Diggs is taking a

(24:12):
shot at Ken Dorsey's awful plague calling and Bean's mid drafting. Well,
you can think that, Andy, but I'm telling you that
the guy that bites the bullet is the coach. That's
the head coach is the one that they whack. That's
how this works. We'll see. Maybe you'll be right though,
we'll find out what happens. Be sure to catch live

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give a Sean Kemp update? By the way, I may
have missed it. Did you get I have not? I
have not given amp update both. Well, yeah we should

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mention it. We did a whole monologue on it. And
the guy hasn't been charged no, uh not at all.
He was released me. He was released from jail on Thursday.
His attorney says that Sean Kemp had his car broken
into and several items were stolen, including his iPhone. He
tracked the phone to a car at a mall parking lot.

(25:38):
When he approached the car, the individuals inside the vehicle
shot at mister Kemp, who returned fire in self defense.
His actions were reasonable and legally justified, according to his attorney.
And they bought that and apparently they apparently they bought that. Yeah, wow,
I didn't know, but it riddle me. This batman. Why
was Kemp initially booked on drive by shooting charge when

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he wasn't in a car, he was outside of his
car as a walk by shooting. I guess yeah, it's
a wild West man. We'll see if he ends up
being charged down the line. And the other story, which
I loved is the Joe Mixon story. Oh, what's the
update on that? Oh? The update on that is that

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Joe Mixon is not a suspect. He's not He's no
longer a suspect in that case. Remember we gave an
update on Shalanda Mixon, who told the TV station in
Cincinnati that her brother was not involved in this situation. Well,
Shalanda Mixon has been named a suspect in the shooting. Wow, well,

(26:44):
I guess she would know. Well, he didn't do anything,
you know, might have been me. I don't know, but
now it is possible. And I'm not saying this happened
in this case, but I have over the years, Eddie,
every once in a while, a relative will take take
one for the team. Chris Carter used to say, I
gotta have a fall guy. Now, I'm not saying that

(27:05):
happen here, but it is odd. I don't know what
went on there. All I know is the other night
when we sent just Josh to be our roving reporter
in that rich neighborhood outside Cincinnati, and there were all
these news trucks and all that, and the story was
that there was a NERF gun situation and there was
somebody's shot one of the kids that was playing NERF wars.

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And then Chalanda Mixon told the TV station that her
brother was not involved, and then the police were at
the house to like the middle of the night, and
who knows, but this confirms things are never like they
initially appear like. It's They never get it right right
away with these stories. It is the Band Mallers Show

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It's Big Band's lame joke of the week. And here

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we go, Big Ben's lame jokes the week. All the
best singers, all the best one liners of the week.
Eddie is ready over there, Roberto's over there, Coops over
there is weed Man, Hippie ready to go? Is he
standing by our favorite guy from Miami? Who? Hey, ye
weed Man, my old buddy there Gascon just moved to Miami.
You should show him around. Who? Yeah, I haven't been

(28:55):
in touch with me. Definitely. All right, you'll give him
a VIP tour around Miami. Okay, these are actual jokes
by actual listeners. We will have the reading of the
jokes right now. Here we go. What do Russell Wilson
and Lizzo have in common? I don't know what do
Russell Wilson and Lizzo have in common? Both aren't working out, Eddie,

(29:17):
both are not working out? Justin in DC. Next up?
Did you hear that Lizzo burned twenty five hundred calories?
I did not hear that. What you do? Yeah? She
left the brownies in the oven while she took a nap.
And it was a big mesters from our buddy Buck

(29:41):
in Boston. This guy working a little security job overnight.
Good guy, hard working guy. I got a bunch of
kids who got to support. All Right, this next one.
What did Snoop Dog say after partying with Lizzo? I
don't know what he's saying. She's a heavy hitter, that's
what's Surfer Todd the Comedian, How things going, weed Man? Everything?

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Okay for your weed Man? Yeah? Jokes, okay, you like
the jokes. What have you found your teeth yet? No?
All right, I'm guessing. Do you eat oodles and noodles
for dinner? No? No, you don't eat anything. I know?
What is? What is Lizzo's favorite baseball play? Oh, Lizzo's

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favorite baseball player? I don't know. She likes a bunt cake, Andy,
she likes that, the bunt cake. She's a fan. Alex
weed Man, that's from Alex the Cynical. He's in Houston.
He feels like Cooper Loop screwed him over. He should
have been nominated for a Benny and he's very upset.

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But he's still writing jokes. So we appreciate that Lizzo
was nominated for the Nobel Priests Peace Price. Big news there,
big news. You see that one? I didn't see that. Yeah, yeah,
her diet is single handedly ending world hunger. So congratulations
to Lizzo. Nobel Peace Prize to Justin in DC. How

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did Lizzo's mom react when she reveals she's becoming a nun?
I don't know how. What was the reaction, Yeah, Lizzo's
mom shouted, holy cow, Justin again in DC. What hurts
worse than Lizzo sitting on top of you? Oh gosh,

(31:36):
I don't know. Being snubbed for the Bennies. That's from Brendan,
who was snubbed in Boston. I would disagree with that.
Very upset, Eddie, you were not nominated for a Benny.
Lizzo would be worse. I don't know about that. How disgusting.
How disgusting Our quarterback Will Levis's eating habits pretty disgusting.

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They're so disgusting that Lizzo even she lost her appetite.
That's how disgusting they are. Hey, weed man, this guy
Will Levis, He's a quarterback from Kentucky. He puts mayonnaise
in his coffee. No way, Yeah he does. But then
I like, you want to go used to start? You

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should go to Denver. It's in June. You can go
hang out with your people. Yeah, Coop's gonna Coop's gonna
pay for you to go to be good time. You
you and Coople hang out together. Yeah great, that would
be You guys are buddies. Remember that time you met
him in oh eight? Never mind? And uh yeah, Well
several listeners have tried to you. Did you meet ed
in Spokane? I think you did right? No, I did not.

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Oh you skipped out on that too, okay you Yeah,
why don't we pause for the cause. Here, we'll have
a whole bunch of lamb jokes. We got the weed
Man Radio roast has always got some good sport old jokes,
big bangs, lame jokes. In the week. Coop's got some
offensive jokes. We'll get to all that. We will do
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Why can't weed Man hippie get rid of his mouse problem?
I don't know. Why can he not to get rid
of the mice. Well, it turns out weed Man actually
eats the mousetrap cheese before the mouse can, So it's
a it's a problem. That's gorgeous. A very funny man there.
Why did weed Man get fired as a dog trainer?

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I don't know why did he get fired? Well, the
only trick he could teach the dogs was how to beg.
That's it he can. But he's good at that though.
Uh Eke in Roseville, Minnesota? Why does we I know?
Wait man, why do you laugh at that weed Man? I?
Why does weed Man never go to garage sales? I

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don't know. Why does he not go to grudge shows?
He already has all his stuff. He doesn't need to
go to grush You got any jokes over there, Cooper Loop?
Anything at all? What do you call a female turtle?
I don't know what tortoise from? From Chad? Oh? I

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thought that was an Ozzy momentum joke. That's from Chad. Huh?
All right, I got a couple of jokes. I'll send
him over to you right now. Speak Man's lame jokes
the week. This is the weed Man radio roast portion
of the segment here. What do you get when you
cross weed Man and Lizzo? Oh? Wow, I don't know
what do you get? A hippie PoTA mess? Just go

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with it. Do you know why weed Man can't play baseball?
I know why? Well, he can never find home, Eddie.
He keeps him looking. That's missus love and happy, happy
rock Oregon. We weed Man, you got women in Oregon
ripping ripping you with jokes? How about that? All right?
Where's Lisa? By the way, where's Lisa? I don't know

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she finally watched ch Why Why doesn't weed Man use
the internet anymore? I don't know why he doesn't have
an address, Eddie, he's hard to Why does weed Man
only drink coffee? I don't know why. Well, it turns

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out he has no proper tea. It was from from Shane?
Who sent that one? In any other jokes over there? Pople?
Who uh let's see um? Did you hear that? Whoopy
pie Blair has started a music streaming service geared towards porn.
I'm not I did not hear that. Yeah, he calls

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it I heart radio. That's from that's from Milkman, Mike.
All right, there's a good Barbie joke, but I don't
know that I can read it. It's from Turnpike, Bob A.
Scientists agreed that lack of vitamin E may result in
poor eyesight, Eddie. Is that? Yeah, they're now learning that

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lack of water will result in glass toes from terror
who said that one in? How did Eddie Garcia get
revenge against the guy who broke his toe? How? I
don't know. I'm curious to just from Mason and Honey
and Beach who took it out on the audience by
giving us Brian Finley for a night that the audience Eddie,

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did you know that Hayes from Minnesota has been featured
several times on a hit TV show? I did not
know that. Yeah, big news. He is starred on Unsolved Mysteries, Eddie,
UNSI Chris in them all es lame jokes up the week, Hm,