Hour 4 - Burrow's the Best

Ben Maller talks about Carson Palmer saying that Joe Burrow is better than Patrick Mahomes because he doesn't improvise as much as Mahomes, Maller Militia Feud, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our nime Ber four, hour four
of our radio program. We go to the former Quarterback
Club for our number four. Carson Palmer declaring that Joe
Burrow is better than Patrick Mahomes put a grade on
Carson Palmer's spicy hot sake. Is Joe Burrow ahead of

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Patrick Mahomes in the Mather grading system and Carson Palmer
giving Joe Burrow an edge because he doesn't improvise as
much as Patrick Mahomes. What do you make of that
angle from Palmer? We'll talk about all that and more
right now here it is. Give it up for our
number four and have a wonderful start to your week.

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So our lead this hour coming from the Former Quarterback Club,
Carson Palmer. Are you old enough to remember when Carson
Palmer played quarterback in the NFL? Oh? You're getting old? Yeah.

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Carson Palmer, the long retired journeyman quarterback, spent most of
his career with the Band Gals, but also played for
the Raiders and some other teams. But Carson Palmer, it's
been out of the spotlight for a few years, but
every once in a while he bounces back in and
here would be an example. He's back now. If you

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didn't see this or here about it, perhaps not. We
read over the weekend that Carson Palmer has a hot take.
He believes that Joe Burrow is the number one quarterback
in the NFL better than the standard bearer at the position.
Patrick Mahomes Mahomie from Kansas City. How do we know

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that Carson Palmer recently dropped that take on his brother
Jordan's podcast. Remember there's three point nine million podcasts and
Jordan Palmer has one of them, so do I. Everyone's
got a podcast. I think I've got three podcasts. Anyway,
as Warner Wolf would say, let's go to the audio tape.

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We have the audio here Carson Palmer commenting on Joe
Burrow and he win it any too, and then we'll
react to his take here as he says that his
former teams quarterback Joe Burrow better than Patrick Mahomes. And
I'm not making that up, So let's go to the
audio tape. I think Joe's the best quarterback in the league.

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I think, I know Patrick is phenomenal, but I just
think Joe's more consistent. He's more consistent, he's more accountable
to run the system and the play that's called. And
Matt feel like, well he didn't win last time and
get open for me. Salmon would do it with my feet,
and then before you do it, you're socked for a
four yard loss because you try to make two or

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three guys. Miss Joe is just here talk about not
having a weakness mentally strong, physically tall, occurate, can roll it,
fire enough, fast enough, gets the ball out quick, and
then he can actually do a lot with his legs.
He just rarely shows it and it's not. I think

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he's his athletic outside the pocket with you know, and
can do a lot of the same things Patrick Mahomes
has done. He hasn't done it and showed it yet.
He's played more within his system and style. But I
think he's the best quarterback in the league. All right.
So that was a long winded rant an endorsement from
Carson Palmer to Joe Burrow. So let us discuss the question.

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Put a grade on Carson Palmer's spicy hot Joe Burrow
better than Carson Palmer take. So on the Mallor report Card,
I'm giving Carson Palmer's take a B plus a B
plus on this take. I've got red meat, barber shop,
and Colonel Sanders, and we will combine all of these
things together and we're gonna go old school. We're gonna

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make the barbacanoosh is what we're gonna do. We're gonna
make the barbacador stuff. First of all, Carson Palmer scores
very high on the Malor report Card for hot takes.
Not that I I agree with Carson Palmer. I don't.
I don't agree. I don't agree. I don't agree, but
that's not what the grading system is about. Carson Palmer

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gets a B plus because of the timing of the
take this revelation, this epiphany came at the perfect time.
It is a monsoon in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
We are in the Valley of Doom. On the NFL calendar,
the combine long gone. Free agency, the first wave over

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with pro days, I believe are all done. That's all
over with. It is the calm before the late April
NFL Draft in Cansas City. Now what does that mean?
It means we are right now eating rations in sports radio.
We are hanging out at the soup kitchen. It is

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not completely radio silence, because we did have Odell Beckham
agreed to a deal with the Ravens. But it is serenity.
It is still, relatively speaking. Had Carson Palmer said the
same exact thing during a busy time of the calendar,
is it true that this would not have even popped
up on our radar? Na na name, Yes, would not

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have gained any notoriety. But doing it now it is
red meat in the sports talk radio den. Who hits
the bull's eye will feed the sports debate chatter for
at least this news cycle, and through that we are grateful. Now, secondly,
let's address the meat of the matter. Is Joe Burrow

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ahead of Patrick Mahomes on the Mallard grading system? The
grading system that matters more than any other. So the
answer is no. And we are huge fans of Joe Burrow.
We like him. He's a smooth operator, Joe cool. They're
extremely close, these guys, Mahomes and Burrow. It's not a

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wide guess. Some people think it's a wide gap. I
disagree with it's a wide gap, and it's really a
case where these two are separated by millimeters. We're gonna
go to the barbershop. You're splitting hairs at the barbershop,
is what you're doing. You're nitpicking, you're grumbling, you're quibbling
about little things. For example. The argument that was made

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is that Joe Burrow runs the offense the way it's
supposed to be designed. And that's the debate. That's how
these conversations go. And Burrow has shown that he's not
impacted by all the noise and all that, and it
is fair to point out the offensive line has been
bad in Cincinnati, and he just goes out and plays well.

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Key receivers out, next man up. But when the path
is poorly late and there's booby traps, Both Patrick Mahomes
and Joe Burrow have shown that same skill set. Many
quarterbacks have a queasy feeling and they become not ashras
when a key players out. Joe Burrow is an outlier,

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so is Mahomes. These guys tighten up their chin strapping.
They do what has to be done, and that's great,
It's wonderful. That's how these people are wired as they
should be. Kansas City loses Tyreek Hill, the top wide receiver.
They can speed demon the Cheetah. What are the Chiefs too?
They go out and win a Super Bowl with a

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bunch of second rate wide receivers. Joe Burrow loses a
couple of offensive linemen. We'll figure it out, and they did.
They figured I got the the AFC Championship game, all right,
final fought. So Carson Palmer gives Joe Burrow the edge
over Mahomes because he doesn't improvise as much as Mahomi.

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What do you make of that? All right? What do
you make of that? So that is a sideways take.
That is a sideways take. When I saw that and
I heard that line, as I became a little bugeyed.
All right, eyes almost popped out of our head there
on that one, Carson Palmer is saying that Joe Burrow
has an edge because he doesn't add lib as much.

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Who goofed. I've got to know, that's like downgrading KFC
compared to Popeyes because Colonel Sanders uses the secret blend
of eleven herbs and spices and Popeyes doesn't do that. See,
what come? What are we doing here when that's the
very thing that pushes Mahomes to the top. Now keep
in mind that my perspective on this, the thing that

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gives Mahomes the magical power, the fairy dust that Mahomes has,
is the very thing down the line that could come
back to bite him in the tookas and Joe Burrow
likely will age like a nice piece of honey. You
know that honey is the one item that does not

(09:53):
have an expiration date. Like if I were to open
up a store, I would open up a store that
sells only honey because I never have to worry about
my inventory going bad where I have to throw it out.
It's it's great honey lasts pretty much forever. It's got
a honey store. It's like again, eight million syles a honey.
He just get rid of him and keep it. If
nobody buys, he just keep it and repackage it and

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there you go. But I will argue that Joe Burrow
his approach will age better assuming he doesn't end up
in a hospital gurney prior to getting to his older
age in the NFL. Like Mahomes, scrambling an improv is
great for now, but as you get older, that becomes

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less of a problem or less of a reality, is
what I'm trying to say. And at that point, that's
when the rubber meets the road and Mahomes is going
to have to be able to reinvent himself. Will he
be able to do it? Inquiring minds would like to know.
We will find out at a later date. It is
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mysterious nocturnal platoon known as the Ben Mellishon No let's
get back to the Hot Talk Jubilee with Big Ben,
Ferg Dog says, does Carson Palmer have Skyline Chili for brains?
Joe Burrow is not the best quarterback in the league.
It's Justin Herbert and it's not even close. Ye Ferg

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Dog's got a fish taco for a bray is what
furg Dog's got. That's what Brian Finley told me off
the air. Alf the Alien Old Pina right, Sinces. I
agree with your hour four monologue, but I have a
question where the hell was the Carson Palmer audio recorded
from Melmack. He sounded like po pob eating during his

(12:45):
interviews on the interview on the Fifth Hour podcast back
when you did Friday interviews. Yeah, well, we'll get back
to the Friday interviews. Is some booking involved in that
and we have to find some of the book the
Friday interviews. But but yeah, he was eating. D Yes. Yes,

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we had Pat O'Brien on the podcast, and I used
to work with Pat here and Pat Pat was having
lunch and didn't want to stop eating while he was
on the podcast. He wanted to enjoy eating lunch. And
that is not the only time that has happened I've had.
We had on the radio. We had Kareem Abdul Jabbar

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all at one point the all time leading score in
NBA is he was also eating a sandwich and he
didn't stop eating the sandwich while he was on that.
We had the late Jerry Tart Canian Tark the shark
was on the radio. He was not eating, he was
just playing with his grandkids and would not stop playing
with his grandkids for five minutes to do the five

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minute radio interview. I can go on and on. It's
all all be in my book that'll never be written.
But someday you never know. You never know. My friend
Ted wrote a book. He's now My friend Ted wrote
a book. He now attacking. My idea to take over
the world is selling honey. I told the story that
honey does not go bad. It's the one product that

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just didn't blast forever. And Ted says, even though honey
does not have an expiration date, it can still undergo
natural changes. The National Honeyboard, who the hell's looking up?
The National Honeyboard, Ted soul will get a life. Who Goophed?
I've got to do anyway, says The National Honeyboard says
that over time, honey made darken and lose it's a

(14:31):
roma and flavor. He says, to crystallize, depending on that's
true changes in temperature. Now, I'm gonna store my honey
in a proper like you know how they serve they
have cigars in a human door. I'm gonna keep my
honey in a human door. I actually just ran into
this problem the other day with honey. Yes you had

(14:52):
a honey problem. Yes, I had to do a double
shift here the whole studio double. Oh. Yes, I saw that.
Last week Leada Lap was away and you were you
were filling in. That's right. And uh, the one the
one advantage to that is afterwards it's late enough or
or early enough, if ever you want to look at it.

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That Chick fil A is open so I can get
some breakfast on my way home, and I got a
chicken biscuit and I forgot to ask for honey. So
I went in the cabinet and I was like, oh,
we've got some honey in here. Stuff doesn't expire, yea.
And it was dark, very dark, darker than I remembered
it looking okay, but it didn't taste all right. It

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didn't taste bad. Okay, that's the point of taste. But
the honey was finned. It did not taste good. The
honey was fine. It was a mental thing. If you
were blind, you wouldn't know the difference. Protect your blind
I think I think Scott's worried about the taste of
the honey it tastes fine, or the look of the
honey or blind em at the seahawk fan. No, it's

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it's that's your interpretation, because it does look like it's
supposed to look. But that taste. What about the taste
and the hot eye, it didn't taste right. That's wrong.
That's a wrong take. It's a terrible take. Rob writes,
and this is a different Rob. We've got seventeen Robs
that love the show. We have we have more. We're

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number one with robs. We are the Robs state. You
give us, you'll give us ten minutes, We'll give you
a guy named Rob. I didn't know there's so many
people named Rob. We got we got goatman Rob in
Des Moines, we got Rob in Vegas. We got this Rob,
we got that Rob, the Rob over there. We got
a lot of Robs, he says. Carson Palmer is absolutely right.

(16:39):
Joe Burrow is far more consistent at failing in the
biggest moments of Big Games than Patrick mahomes is. I
see what you did there? And Kathy in Madison, she
writes in and she says, of course Popeyes has a
secret ingredient. It's olive oil. Hello, look at Kathy Manage.

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We played your song last week. You and dickon Dayton
quite the tune. Let's go to the phones. Jed who
fled is up first in this B block of our four. Hello,
Jed who flayed on the ode the B block coming in.
Hey did Pat O'Brien bring a bag of watches and whatever?

(17:22):
Real thing? And y'all have chick Yes, yes, yes he did.
Pat O'Brien when he worked here with Steve Hartman, he
did our show, one of the shows during the afternoon,
and p Ob say, hey, you wanna care about I'm
about to tell this story because people don't know this story.
So Pob's like, hey, you want to watch? And I
was like yeah. Because then he went to his car

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and he brought back a plastic zip block bag filled
with like Rolex type watches that were all they didn't
have the battery, they were not working watch. I just
needed to get the battery. He's all, yeah, pick one,
and he gave me a why random bag of watches.
I mean, I'm not saying he's drug addict, but he's
he's managing it well. But he's got some sketchy characteristics
and I like that part. John Jonalds at Chicks always
pleas Tum is closed on Sunday in California as well.

(18:06):
You're right right, yes it is close. None, thank god,
thank you, Lord. I mean, I ain't gonna lie. I
mean he does. I guess that's their version of wait
to City. You. I mean, you gotta go into sometimes,
you gotta go into the lion's mouth, you know what
I'm saying. Press know what about the one? What about
the one coop in Vegas? Is the one in Vegas?
The chick fil A on the Strip? Is that open
even on Sunday because it's in Sin City? It's gotta
be I would think it's Sin City, you gotta be
open on no notionally no, Hey, why does the chicken

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across the rose? It was abandoned John anyway, on the
day that he stopped being able to throw with the
football out of the middle of the stadium, out of
the stadium for the fifty yard line. That I mean
he's getting the middle of them in midlife crosses, dude,
I would go to kind of you know, acting to
Wayne's world. You know, the digital player Transformer they go

(18:53):
for place over the place I things start teleporter. He's
like ske raised and ropes, brook goes. That's the perfect
acting for to revive the mod Western Bene. You're the
be actors that's with him. You know what I'm saying.
He needs to need the guy with a quick gun
that's now able to have a lot of life. You're
an overnight radio host. You know you're the You're the
Mallard to his coward or whatever. Okay, let's cowboy up

(19:24):
on the Ben Maller Show. We say hello to Cowboy
John Brad in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, south of Detroit, a
fine Canadian lad, Hello cowboy John Brett. Well, hello Ben
and everybody. Hope you had a happy Eastern passover. Walt,
my high school buddy and guitar god Rob Burn died

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April seventh, twenty old seventh at age fifty two, and
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Steve Schwartz was a well like residence of my sister
living facility. And also congratulations John Ron for winning the
Masters and anyway, oh boy John Ron, and I think

(20:10):
for seventy six years ago to David Brooklyn, Dodgers officially
promoted Jackie Robbins, and he appeared in their first game
five days later, sixty four years ago to David. Tigers
traded for Larry Dobey and he became their first African
American player, and a lot of people seemingly drew their

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last bess on April ninth, starting with Phil Oakes, the
folk singer who hanged himself April ninth, nineteen seventy six,
and Brooke Betton and Dave Prator of seven Dave two
g B Singers Night April ninth, nineteen eighty eight, and
John Tate died ten day eight years later. He was

(20:55):
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get on Facebook by a brain tune river pop stars
only great Pittsburgh Pirates Hall with Fames Flagger died April nine,
two thousand. One day. There was a boxer back when
I was a boy named George sprap Iron Johnson had

(21:17):
died April nine, two thousand. A cousin named I had
a cousin named Arlinds let me. He died April Nick
Nick gave the April fifth, How you died April fifth,
nineteen Yeah, game to heart The Angels Pitcher, who pitched

(21:37):
The Shadow April eighth, two thousand, died the next when
he's get back anyway, up, I was doing askin stid
of when he was hit up, trying to call right
a year ago yesterday, twenty fourth, and so anyway, I
speak to people tomorrow morning. I'll have a few more
of these up unfortunate happening tomorrow morning. Wherever you gotta

(22:00):
be a boy to be a car, you don't need
to read the obits. Just listen to Cowboy. He'll give
you all the obits. He knows when everyone died, because
people have died every day. I mean, people are born
every day, people die every day. It's called life. That's
what happens. What are you gonna do? It's the great
mystery at all. You don't know when you're gonna check out.
You know when you're coming. You have no idea when

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you were coming in the world. You have no idea
when you're going out of the work. That's the way
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or wherever you get your podcasts. So did Jim Nance
take a shot at the Live Golf Tour? You see
this at the Masters over the weekend on Sunday. So
brooks Kepka, who did not win the Green jacket this weekend,
he was leaving most of the tournament. But brooks Keepka

(23:24):
after his shot. Nance, this is kind of midway through
the tournament. If I remember correctly, There's a shot of
brooks Kepka taking his shot and Jim Nance says and
there he is right on the CW the crosswalk. See
that's a shot if you're not familiar with the fact
that the Live Golf Tour is broadcast on the CW.

(23:48):
So Jim Nance the I don't want to rip Jim
Nance because we have our one of our listeners in
Nashville as friends with Jim Nance. So I don't want
to upset our guy Joey and Nashville because he'll be
be like, wait a minute, rip my guy, Jim NaNs
and all that. But that did seem like it was intentional,
like that was planned out, like Nance had had that
in his arsenal and he was waiting for the right

(24:09):
time and he unloaded on it like, well, you guys
were on the CW. What over here, we're on the sleeps.
We're buddling you, okay, Jim, thank you, Jim, appreciate that.
And bad news over the weekend for Joe Mixon got
lost in the shuffle. But police have charged Bengal running
back Joe Mixon with aggravated menacing. He was charged back

(24:31):
in January, the charges were dropped and then there was
some new evidence that popped up. So there's a lot
of chatter on the interweb that Joe Mixon, who's not
had the best of time, so he didn't. His sister
is a charge in that shooting of the teenager. They
were playing the NERF guns outside the house, so they're like,
all right, let's bring a real gun to a NERF

(24:52):
gun fight and see how that turns out, allegedly. So
you've got that going on. So good time, times all around,
good times. Lebron James. Do you see he's in trouble
with Peter. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
are upset with Lebron James for serving blank to players

(25:14):
at the Ohio Community Center. He served melk, So that
is upset to people at Peter. I'm not kidding, Yes,
I'm I'm not kidding. No. I used to work with
the guy forget his name, but he swore that there
is no there's no Pete. Pete is just one person

(25:35):
with the fax machine and then they just send out
these ridiculous news releases and that's it. I forget the
person's name, but he's an NFL official, well not an
NFL official, but he he does. He's in some dopey
commercial with Frank Thomas and the Doug Flutie. Have you
seen that commercial commercial airs every time I'm here, I
see that commercial every night. He only got I text loony,

(26:00):
I said, lolloly, if you only got paid for every
time that commercial ran, I mean you wou'd be so rich.
But it's a one and done because it's mostly cable. Yeah.
How great. Lebron called out by Peter for dietary racism.
Oh so good. Let's say a lot of Marcel in Brooklyn.

(26:23):
Whoever writes those is that butt crack sports or ball
sack sports or whatever? What's going on Marcel and Brooklyn?
Good morning and happy after easer. Let me say that again.
I'm just feeling like, good morning. It's happy after Easter.
Bann and the guys like to see you. Missing Eddie

(26:44):
this morning. I hope he'll be back tomorrow, I should think.
I don't know. Maybe he will not be back, maybe
he's quit the show. You never know, now, Marcel, can
I ask you a question? I made matsa ball soup
over the weekend. Ah, massa ball? Have you ever had
Mazza ball soup? I don't think so. What do you

(27:05):
think Mazza? Where does Mazza come from? Mazzaralla six as
comes from or mazzarella. It's coming from Italy, that is right,
he comes, he comes from the that is cract Yet
the mozzarella ba, yes, mozzarella ball soup. These are it's
the balls of the mazzarell Si. The Italians eat the mazzarella.

(27:26):
The Jews eat the balls of the none, none of
the none of the mazzarella is wasted. None of you
ever seen mazzarella in the wild, Marcela, Holy crap, what
you've never seen mozzarella? The zoom in Brooklyn. There's gotta
be mazza ball soup on every quarter in Brooklyn, Like,
what's going on? Yeah? Not for enough for marcel believe

(27:49):
it or not. It's not just for any quarter right
across the street. Instead there you go. All right, But
but a being by the boat. Yeah, I when I
was little, I used to they used to have these
animal wars and it was the mazzarella would would battle lions.
And it was a while, I mean true because there, yes,

(28:15):
I know. The NFL team is definitely the Detroit Lions.
Oh you're so you're so savvy, You're unbelievable. Did you
graduate from Harvard with honors? Look at you? You're amazing.
Absolutely now what do you what do you think of?
Did you agree with Peter? Peter says Lebron James is
guilty of dietary racism. Do you agree with that? Oh

(28:37):
my god, I had to say totally not agree. You
do not agree. But it says you're apparently this is
about a community Starbucks store and they're they're they're saying
he's guilty of that. Oh yeah, that's right, he will
be because they up they are up charged for vegan
milk and that it says that perpetuates the dietary racist

(29:00):
that's what they say. Oh hey, love to talk to
you guys, but I have the Mala militia feud looking
for That's right, yes, you got the feud. Do you
want to say hi to Justin and Cincinnati? Would you
like to say ada? In real quick? Of course, it's
going to be a new dawn and definitely a new day.
It is all right, Mala militia and Justin and since no,

(29:23):
no he's not in Cincinnati. He moved to the enchanted forest. Yes,
he will be definitely talking about it. So Justin and
the forest itself, who joins us now? The morning, sir?
A quick one for you. The foot picks to start
to weak. What do you have? Well, I think after
you had mats of baal soup for the first time,

(29:44):
you had sex with a nice Jewish prostitute. Hey, that's
not that's not the foot picks. Well could that's a
very good food pick. No, no, no, boy, that could
be that could be? No no, no no, no, no no, yes,

(30:06):
that is totally inappropriated. Well, it was easter. I hope
you didn't eat noodles and noodles. I hope you had
like a ham or a turkey or something like that.
I'm gonna go one of those two won't believe it? Well,
I have to say we put the mixmatch for it,

(30:26):
all right, go aheadwar burd Of. You had cocca sandwich.
Oh wow, cocca sandwich and cookie loop? Um, I think
that you had What did I have for dinner? Crap?
I don't remember when for dinner. It's not that long ago,
Coopers Easter? Yes, Oh I forgot, all right, you forgot.

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Reveal answers, reveal answers, please, here we go. Oh, try tipparrito,
Try tipparrito. Okay, but you will up the barrito. But
puts the mc faction and yeah, step with the food pick.
The food pick from last night. It's definitely all about
what wait, so what is it? The tacco barrito? Yeah,

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your gratulations coop with the way the taco barrito. The
Mallar Militia Feud is next. Okay, there you go, Thank you, Marcel.
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named sports teams associated with losing Lakers. I believe the
answer is the Clippers. That is the top answer. It's
mallor Malitia cut and that it is Malams. A few
that's welcome in our contestants that have called up to
play the game. Right now, we say hello to heavy

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Metal Kevin, who's in the Great State of main Hello,
heavy Metal Cavin, good morning. Oh he sounds like he's
got some heavy metal in his voice right there, he does, absolutely,
And why what are you doing this morning here, Kevin?
What are you up to? I'm playing game show? Yeah,

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as you are, alright, a man of mystery. He's quite
the character. Hold on a second, you're gonna play. And
we have TC in Tennessee. Hello, TC. There you go.
You're gonna beat You're gonna beat this guy here at TC. Yeah,
I'm gonna break it out. Okay, alright, this is okay, Well, alright,

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heavy Metal Kevin, you're on TC. You're on, And let's
give you the category on Mallard militia feud, one hundred
people surveyed. Where might you hide something you want to
smuggle into prison? Top top eight answers are on the
air on the board. Your name is your buzz? Are

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you gonna go first? Alright? Alright, yes, Kevin? Your your
your butt? All right? Is that on the boy? Yeah?
That is on there. That was the number two answer,
the number two answer, Where might you hide something you

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want to smuggle into prison? And Kevin, you'll keep going
until you get one wrong? Down your pants? Is that
on the board? Down your pants? There? You go? All right?
That is on there as well, and you're gonna keep going, Kevin,

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where might up the sleeve? Is that on there? Up
your sleeve? Is that on there? No? I do not
see that on there for Kevin, And we go over
to TC in tennessee TC. Where might you hide something
you want to smuggle into prison? You suck under your tongue,

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under your tongue, Oh, that would be some kind of
contraband drugs that would thake? Is that on there under
your tongue? Is that the sound like you might have
experienced TC, you might have dabbled in that world. That
is strike one, And we go back to Kevin, where
might you hide something you want to smuggle into prison?
We've got still six answers on the board and your

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your your sock in your socks? Is that on there? Yeah?
That is on there? Absolutely? Okay, good good job by you,
and we'll keep going with Kevin. You have one strike
and you've got three correct answers. And where could you
hide something you want to smuggle into prison in your shoe?

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In your shoe? Is that on there? Yes? That is
on there? A good job by you, and you keep going.
Where am I that? Okay? That kept I'm bring calm down.

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That happen all right? Please please calm down. We need
an answer, Kevin, say, I need an answer, Kevin. In
your pocket and your is that on there? No? That
is not on there? To TC, you're back up, TC.

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Let's get one right here. TC number one answer is
still on the board. In your luggage. In your luggage,
you're bringing your luggage to Prisson that I'm going to.
I'm going to bring my luggage so I can visit
for a few days. Though that is incorrect. That is
strike number two. Back to Kevin. You want to give
it quickly, Kevin, anything anything, anything? No, you know, we're

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out of time, Kevin, you win the game. The other
answers were cake bra and bribe the guard or hair.
Those are the other anage. All right, i's got a murder.
I gotta go. I got nowhere to go. I really know,
I know that I got nothing going on.