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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three, our three of
the radio show and talking bass ball and baseball. Pretty
good here for cheating so far this season, we're only
in May. We've had our second and third cheating scandals.
And this has happened back to back nights. The Yankees
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involved Domingo Harman, starting pitcher ejected, caught cheating in a
Yankee Blue Jay game. Was he actually cheating? What is
the evidence against him? Did Aaron Judge also get caught
playing peekaboo and he had a home run his eyes
were peaking against the Blue Jays? And are the Yankees
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now dabbling overall on the astro playbook or is this
in Apples and oranges conversation. We'll talk about that and
more right now here. It is our number three. Just
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sor I lead this hour coming from baseball. Interesting story.
We got a good one. We got a good one
in Major League Baseball. Now you was probably saying, who
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cares about baseball? Come on, we have a basketball game,
playoff game, got the lottery, there's some offseason football nonsense.
What are you doing talking baseball? Well, you know, I'm
only gonna talk about baseball. There's something good to talk about.
And the New York Yankees played the Blue Jays last night.
Yankees won the game six to three. Aaron Judge hit
him mammoth home run, and that was the story that
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he broke the maple leaf. If you've watched the Blue
Jay games there in Toronto, have the big maple leaf
out there. It's a very Canadian thing to do. And
he broke that with a home run. But don't bury
the lead, ma man. If you didn't see the game
that the Aaron Judge story, the home runs one thing,
the wandering eye controversy. But also a New York pitcher
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now has been pants publicly as a chi chicha chetah
as a cha chachita, not Jeter chat chick chita. Yeah,
if you didn't see this, perhaps not Yankee starting pitcher
Domingo Harman, who has actually been very good. I wonder
how he's been very good the last couple of starts
for the Yankees. And he was just that from Tuesday's
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game against the Blue Jays. Following a foreign substance check. Yeah,
he was. He was caught, and boy was he ever caught.
Now that the check occurred after Herman was heading into
the field onto the field to pitch the bottom of
the fourth inning, and he had been perfect for the
first three innings of the game against Toronto. He also
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had a couple of strikeouts, and so they're like, well,
what's going on? And so they examined everything and they say,
wait a minute, this is you got like bubble gum
on your hand. What's what nastually bubble gum?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What kind of gooey stuff's on your hand? And what
have you been doing in between innings. So they kicked
him out of the game. And this is the big story.
Everyone's talking about this. So the question begin with the
opening salvo. Here was Domingo Harmon cheating with the Yankees,
And the answer is correct a mundo, Yes, yes to
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infinity and beyond yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes
yes yes yes yes, yes yes yeah. Of course. So
I've got fantasy table top role playing game, coin operated
and Kangaroo Court, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make my favorite
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thing that Canada has given the world. Protein. That's right, protein.
Putting the poo in protein is what we're doing. Yes,
all right, So taminger Haman. He goes out, he bitches
three perfect innings, thirty seven pitches. He was so good
the umpires had to go check. They had to check.
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And so now he is going to be gonzo. He's gonzo,
he'll be suspended and all that. But doctor doctor, give
me the news. And the Yankee pitcher was absolutely doctor
in the baseball We are impressed at the level of arrogance.
It fast me. It happens all the time. I should
not be fascinated because it happened so often that we
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should just be used to it. But we are impressed
yet again. It is on a much smaller level, but
it's very reminiscent in many ways of Ja Morant. Ja
Morant flashed a gun on an Instagram video, caused this
huge hullabaloo. You got caught right heat self incriminated, shotgun, willies,
the whole thing. And then a couple months later he
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does it again after the NBA had circled the wagons
and made it all go away with a slap on
the wrist, and so Moran said no, no, no, So
now he's facing a war tribunal in this case. The
reason it's similar caught on camera the Yankee pitcher Domingo Herman.
He was also given a mulligan. This is not the
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first time he's been caught cheating. You want to go
back the very umpiring crew that was in Toronto that
ejected Herman, led by someone named James Hoy I don't
know who that is, but he was the lead umpire on.
He's a crew chief and he was the one that
back in mid April, which I believe this was almost
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I think it was exactly a month prior it's to
the day. A month prior that he allowed Hermond Herman
was caught with the sticky stuff on his hand in
that game against the Minnesota Twins. You might remember Roco Baldelli.
He went bananas. He was very upset. He was offended
that the Yankees were getting preferential treatment. That Herman should
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have been ejected, and he was an ejected But Baldelli
ended up being ejected. The manager of the Twins got ejected.
The guy that was actually cheating didn't get ejected. Well,
this time the pitcher got ejected. So Herman figure, here's
my theory on this. I was thinking about this as
I was driving in, and I thought Herman realized that
what he's doing he is not just playing baseball, but
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he is also playing a fantasy table top role playing game,
Dungeons and Dragons. And when you wear the Yankee uniform,
when you wear the Yankee uniform, and there's a kin
to a cloak of protection. Now, when I was around
the Dodgers years ago, there was a guy who at
one of the most famous hits in Yankee playoff history
who I became friendly with, and he told me when
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he played for the Yankees, that he was convinced that
at Yankee Stadium, if it was a close game in
the late innings and there was a borderline pitch, certain
umpires would not ever call this right, that you could
take any close pitch because the tie would go to
the hitter, because they were so intimidated by at that time,
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this guy named George Steinbrenner that owned the team. And
so here we are all these years later, and then
the sequel is not the equal with the Steinbreners, the Klan,
but wearing a Yankee cap and that road gray uniform
is a kin to a cloak of protection. And he
was so arrogant that you could see this is my
favorite part. You see the video. I think this is
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from the Yes Network. I saw the clip online from
the visiting dugout in Toronto. So he's standing there, a
couple of guys and the Yankees are talking to him.
They're they're feeling the back of his hand in front
of his hand, seeing how sticky it is. He then
puts herman puts his hand on his pants like this.
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So then he pulls his hand away and the pants
are covered with pine tar or whatever glop he had
on his head he had so much stuff on there
that he stained his pants. He had a stain. There
was like a little spot where the goo was the
pine tar mixture had rubbed off on his pants. It
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was outstanding. So he's going to be suspended ten games.
That's the automatic and two starts, or the Yankees will
finagle the pitching rotation and he'll only miss one start.
But that's small potatoes because it actually worked much like
Max Schurzer. There's a pattern here. Schurezer was getting lit up.
All of a sudden, he starts figuring things out and
then boom, he gets dinged as a cheat. And now
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Herman a similar situation, not so great, and then all
of a sudden, three starts in a run. The month
of May had an era in the month of May
below two actually his last three starts, going back even
to I think late April. Last three starts era one
point eight nine fourteen strikeouts in nineteen innings and now
all of a sudden dinged up. I'm turning the page.
What about Aaron Judge? So page two, here did Aaron
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Judge get caught playing Pinka boo on the home run
against the Bluejays. Aaron Boone said, Baseball is not going to
look into this, nothing to worry about and all that.
But absolutely answer the question. The answer is absolutely, he
got ding right. Yes, the Blue Jays have every right
to have ruffled feathers if you're Toronto, the Yankees were,
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they were playing a old peak and taking an old
peak and very reminiscent of a current. I think he's
still in the Yankees, remember, Josh Donaldson. I think he's
injured or not playing for the Yankees, but I think
he's still Is he still on the team.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Is he gone?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
He's gone, and he's gone. But Josh, was it last year?
Was I think it was last year or two years
ago Josh Donaldson got caught doing the same thing, and
I think I'm pretty sure it was a playoff game
because I remember we talked about it on the show
and his eyes were wandering and so but here's the problem, right,
here's the problem with the Aaron Judge story. Right, it's
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one of those weird gray areas. It's not up for
debate whether he did it. It's it's not based on
circumstantial evidence. This is direct evans, there's video, there's blood
at the crime scene. The whites of his eyes tell
the story here, but it is beyond reasonable doubt. There's
no need for a jury trial, and any reasonable judge
other than Aaron Judge would try to work out a
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plea deal. As Aaron Judge turned that at bat into
a coin operated peep show, he was doing his own
little coin operated peep show right there, open and shutcase.
Aaron Judge was furious with the Blue Jay broadcast. He
was caught in the act, and he raised a hullabaloo
by his standards, at hullabaloo upset. I'm suspecting the Toronto
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announcers were probably reprimanded because how dare you speak the
truth when you're a team employee, even if it's for
somebody on the other team. And the other issues is
Major League Baseball uses PitchCom so you're saying, how could
he possible I would even look right what's going on there? However,
there are certain indicators that players notice that are dead giveaways,
and clearly somebody in the Yankee dugout was noticing what
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the Blue Jay pitcher was doing, and so Judge was
caught looking at the dugout and then, to his credit,
was able at home run. You got to be pretty
good at that to do that. Now, final thought, are
the Yankees now dabbling in the Astros playbook? So I'm
not ready to go there. I'm not going that direction.
Sorry to my friends in Houston, but Domingo Harman and
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Aaron Judge both get to wear the shame bell. That
being said, Houston. Still, they're the Rhodes Scholar. They're the
Rhodes Scholar ahead of everyone else, the Yankees. This is
jaywalking and stealing a candy bar at a quickie mart.
The Astros high crimes and misdemeanors. Sign stealing is one
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of those weird gray areas that is not technically illegal.
That's why they have signs. But what the Astros did
using video and using technology, that is a no no.
That is taboo. It is wrong and it should have
been punished. Every one of those players should have been
kicked out of baseball for life. The fact that they're
not discredits all of their accomplishments. As long as you
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don't use technology like those Houston a holes, you can
do it with the gadgets, the thing of a jigs,
the gizmos, the watcher, mccollett's all that stuff it is.
Here's the problem. It is a violation of decorum when
you get caught, a violation of mccorm when you get
caught in such an obvious way as Aaron judge, you
open yourself up to the kangaroo court. Toronto will have
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a chance. At some point. The Yankees and Blue Jays
each other a lot. They will have an opportunity, an
opportunity to get revenge. All right, it is the Ben
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I think we'll do this one. Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow,
known for his fashion sense, recently added a blank to
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Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow, known for his fashion sense.
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Speaker 1 (14:32):
Time out for the Mallor Riddle of the day. Later
this hour we have too much or not enough. We
got cooking with Roberto. But here's the Mallar riddle today.
Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow, known for his fashion sins, added
a blank recently to his wardrobe. That is the Mallard
riddle of the day, and what is the answer. It's
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the question, what's the answer? Bean boot Maker Bob says
Joe Borough added a tiger striped banana hammock green Bay gobbler,
going with a term that we use as a nickname
for the late great Frank Pollack, A great engineer here
lost Frank several years back. But he says the cod
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piece that Joe Burrow added a cod piece. I'll tell you, though,
I think players should wear cod pieces because it it's
an answer. What else do we have? Robin Minnesota says,
a slinky eyeball glasses. The answer a tiera from Milkman Mike.
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Who else do we have? Page down? Saw Man says.
Joe Burrow added Roberto's Laker jersey collection. Late Night Drug
tested going with the Kettering Banjo Society t shirt. Pretty nice.
Midnight Walker in Syracuse says a tiger striped necktie is
the correct answer. Who else do we have? Page down?
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One of those stupid mood rings guessed by ferg Dog.
Donkey Sausage is going with a leather jockstrap. Yeah, is
that your personal one Donkey Sausage? The photo there is
that the one you have in your collection? That's the
Kathy in Madison, the hey mona woman's going with Pine
tar f Altuve guess by Shane in Des Moines, Page down,
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A page down courtesy Flusher went with ballet shoes. That
would be impressive. Eloy from Compton got it right, but
he clearly is upset that he did get it right.
Who else do we have? Page down, page down? Stevie
Meatball's going with little Joe Burrow and a tiger print
jockstrap he said, gator skin hat from Nick in Wisconsin.
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Jeff in Tulsa, Oklahoma's going with a sexy pair of
pantyhose as his answer, Eddie, do you have an answer?
Joe Burrow the malar riddle of the day. Joe Burrow,
known for his fashion sense, recently added a blank to
his wardrobe, a.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Bee dazzled fanny pack.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That would be that would be really cool. But unfortunately
that is incorrect Eddie. It turns out that Joe Burrow
has added a headband. He has added a headband. He
now wears the headband. There's photos going around Joe Burrow.
Where did he get that idea? From most famous movie
headmand in a sports movie in the last thirty years.
(17:30):
You want to think a guess, Nobody. I think this
is in the last thirty years I'm pretty sure it's
a sports movie.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
When I think of a headman, I think of this
in a sports movie. You have no idea.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Not in a sports movie. I think of Jim McMahon.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well yeah, but that's actually more than thirty years ago,
the movie with a Will Farrow he was I don't
think he was. No, No, this is all the moon.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
What's his name?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Trump?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
But I'm different one. I'm thinking of a different one.
Remember the movie Dodgeball. Remember Dodgeball. Didn't Ben Stiller have
the he had the headband on and all that, and
then then no, you guys don't remember Dodgeball. You know
you're right, You're right. I mean he was wearing a headband.
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I'm going I don't see it. Don't be so disappointed.
But that's what I when I see somebody in a hitman,
was it Gardner Minshew wears a headmand?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Uh ELOI and Compton says Patrick Mahomes is now known
for a headman. So he's upset by that. I just
go to the phones. We'll say hello to Mark, the
full name guy who's in Medford, Oregon, and he is
right there, unless he's not Hello Mark the full name guy.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Around guy. Yeah, I was in a right place a
row time.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Are you gonna be in Are you gonna be in Minneapolis?
Mark the full name guy?
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Will you?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
I wish I was actually just just to meet and
greet you and ask you where's the hammer or helper?
Don't tell me Mark.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Marcell will not be there, but hollering James will be there.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
So yeah, I kind of I kind of feel for him.
You know, he reminds me of me, you know, uh,
growing up a new boy and where and when I
grew up. I can't imagine he experienced some similar ill
treatment they say, uh, like a step towel. I can
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imagine he has had it pretty tough somehow or other.
He stepped out the wrong way and what in the
right place at the wrong time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
You're feeling pretty good right now, aren't you.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
Well. I've been doing some serious exercises. I've got complications,
you know, just having an arthritic knee. It doesn't stop there.
You reach a certain age, man, you get some other issues.
Crup up, you know, the ankle bones connected to the skin,
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you know, and oh god, so I have to take
my health seriously if I want to stick around a while.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Yeah, well we need you to stick around. So this
is what I have to look forward to because my
right knees all messed up. So this is the future.
You're living my future. You're living my future.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Mark immediately do everything you can look find as much
information you can on YouTube and all that, and search
the internet and get many different, varying opinions, and try
things that are homeopathic and preventive before you actually consider surgery.
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But don't not rule out surgery for replacement. Putting it off.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
It can be disastrous.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Warning there, warning, and complications can't sit in once some
older person becomes immobilized.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, that's it. You're an object. An object in An
object in motion stays in motion. An object out of
motion does not. Yeah, it stays out of option. Yeah,
I hear you. All right, let us see Okay, I
got what is We have no sports, but we talked
about arthritic needs.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Remember I'm a six million dollar man. I fear nothing, okay.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
All right, thank you, Yeah, play us out. That's right,
play us out. That's all right. Well let me know
how he's doing. Okay, I thank you.
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Speaker 5 (22:35):
I know that Coop is very excited about this news.
The Denver Broncos have announced the signing of former Cowboy
and XFL quarterback Ben Denucci. Congratulations Coop de.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Loup rememer when he started that game for the Cowboys
and Jerry Jones went, you know what after the game
is so bad? Yeah, Coop was probably excited. He was
watching the Laker game. His quarterback was sitting saw Us
Russell Russell, Yeah, do you see that? Remember that guy,
that guy in Nashville that used to call us like
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he's like friends with Jim Nancy Claim Remember that?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:11):
I remember that guy?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
You see that Jim Nance. It was revealed this week
that Jim Nance and Tony Romo are anticipated, assuming everything
goes as planned, that they will broadcast eight or nine
Kansas City Chiefs games this year. Eight or nine Chiefs. Yeah,
that's a lot, doesn't that seem like half the games
will be with the lead crew at CBS now I
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say that, but at Fox, the lead crew typically does
eight or nine Cowboy games. It seems right because that's
the glamour team.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Anybody did that many individual games of a team, to
be honest with you, other maybe five at the most
something like that.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, well, no, this is the they're estimating based on
the Cowboy or the chief schedule this year they will
likely be doing games because in the month of the
Rember Jim Nance revealing that he's got Buffalo at Kansas
City Week fourteen, Vegas at Kansas City on Christmas Day,
Cincinnati at Kansas City on New Year's Eve. Those are
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all like games he's already written his name in in
Penn and then he's looking at the other schedule, the
other matchups, and yeah, they're estimating eight or nine games,
So why don't they You know that she's where we're
sweaters with the Chief's logo on It's what they should do.
They you just have the Chief's logo on.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Their I think Hank Stram wore a sports coat with
a Chief's logo on it. Maybe they could wear something
like that. But it was matriculating the ball down the trail,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I like when I say that, and people get upset
that our young people and have no idea who Hank
Stram is and we try to educate him. No, I
don't really care.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I just I'm honoring you know, about the past.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, I try to honor people like in broadcasting. I
listened to Hanks Stram a lot, and I was a
kid and I'm old, and Paul Harvey and some of
these other people who good day. Yeah. Anyway, the rest
of the google them. Just google them. That's all you
have to do. And we are going to play a
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game show, I believe right now? Do we have We don't.
I don't see a contestant though, so all Coop's trying
to figure out a contestant. Let's go to moving Man. Matt. Hello,
moving Man, Matt is doing it? Yes, Matt, what's going on? Hello, Matt?
Speaker 8 (25:22):
I'm just traversing over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel headed north,
you know, letting you talk me home?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
All right, you're heading back home, heading back to the homestead.
Very cool.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
Yeah, well, you know I suggested over the weekend a
fantastic spot for a mala met greet.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh you did. I didn't see that.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I did not The moving man backyard oasis is complete.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh you know what? I did see that? Oh okay,
So you've been traveling, traversing the highways and byways of America,
and you've been doing that for the purpose, the sole
purpose of creating a kasa, a palace, a taj mahal
is what you've been doing. Yes, yeah, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
A little too boogie for that.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, okay. You know what would you like a really
cool man cave, an indoor outdoor man cave type situation.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
Ah yeah, we still got still gonna add the outdoor
TV before football season, uh, because you know, what's the
point if you can't sit there and watch football.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, well, that's only good for the first part of
the NFL season because once it gets a little bit later,
unless you have heaters out there. You might have any
of those outdoor heaters and you'll be good fire pit.
Oh you have a fire pit, but you can get
those you know, those actual like the kind you get
at a restaurant, those outdoor heaters. You can get them
and get a tank and yeah, you know the old
propane tank or whatever, and you're good to go.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
So I got a question for you, bet bigger thrill
whoop be pipe Blair being at the task of flagging
or follow and James coming to Minneapolis.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
My thought is this is a premature question. It was
a thrill to meat whoopee pie Blair. It was an
amazing night. I remember when he was scared of DMX,
which I think he died, but they were there performing
down the street and Blair was like freaked out by
the crowd that was there to see DMX and all that,
which I thought was great. But yeah, that was a
lot of fun. That was a fun night. We all
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broke away to get away from a certain guy that
used to call the show that we were all kind
of freaked out by Wayne from Southey. We had to
get away from Wayne. We love Wayne.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
It wasn't rare for him that evening he was out.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
He was wild. He was bouncing around there. Yeah, a
story about everything, and I don't know what happened to that.
I didn't call the show anymore. And Wayne from ever
since the Patriots got mediocre, he stopped calling the show.
When they were good, he called all the time, but
not anymore, not anymore.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Is your suggestion that Wayne from Southee is a pink hat.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I'm just saying. I'm just saying he's kind of vanished.
That's it. He went away. The Patriots went from ten
to eleven twelve wins a year to seven, eight or nine,
and he went Gonzo put.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
That on the waiter. Ben Mallor says that WAYNS Southeast
is a pink hat Patriots.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, and make make sure you point out that moving
man Mark the only man in America with a moving man.
I can't call you Mark, moving man, Matt, excuse me,
moving man of them, I know the loser Mark the
Warriors there, but that moving man Matt has the only
mobile Mallard billboard, which over the last couple of years
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has spent more time in the repair shop. That guy's
also Matt than it has anywhere else, right, Matt, Yes,
that's true.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Yeah, Well, you know we got the two trailers, both
branded one on each coast.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Currently excited, I would have you met him at a
truck stop, for God's sake. What's wrong with.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
That coast to coast coverage? Currently?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
And Matt, you taught me, Matt, you taught me about
the the always popular lot Lizard. I did not know
what that is until you taught me that.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
So, I mean I told you about a documentary you did.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
You pointed that out, and I did check out. I
did some research and I was I was shocked at
what I learned. A whole new subculture I did not
know existed.
Speaker 8 (29:27):
So well, you know what the what the also of
the intranet? That's dated material?
Speaker 6 (29:32):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
That documentary?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
But now is it? It's just send a message and
it's like uber eats. Uh, they'll deliver whatever you need.
There is that?
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Well?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
I mean, I don't know. I guess that's something we'd
have to ask maybe blind Scott.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I got you, all right. Well, movie man, Matt
safe travels back home and bummed out. You're not going
to be in Minnesota, but maybe the next one we do,
whoever that is, you'll be able to make it there.
The great movie man, Matt, he's got that mobile billboard.
If you've not seen that. Check that out.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Speaking of Minnesota, I don't like the new Minnesota Twins.
How you like the new hand man?
Speaker 6 (30:08):
Really?
Speaker 7 (30:08):
The old has way better. Yeah, it's I like the uniform,
the jerseys nice. Yeah, but they head it's shining too hard. Yeah,
it's not good like I like the old have they
had the line underneath.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, that's because you were younger.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Yeah, that's by the one Kirby Puck East to wear Kirby.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah. And then we're winning World Series two and ten years,
like five years they won the World Series. It is
the Ben Mather Show. I guess we will not be
playing the game show, but we will have cooking with Roberto.
What are we What are we doing here, Roberto? What
are we making?
Speaker 7 (30:42):
Cheese?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
An egg toast? Baby, cheese an egg toast. So our
buddy in Maine, make sure you take notes.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Of Yeah, you bum.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
You guys a bum. That guys a bum. We'll get
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Speaker 3 (31:50):
It's Ben Malor.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Into the kitchen we go. It is Cooking with Roberto,
a self made man. He didn't go to some culinary school. Yeah, buddy,
although I think you've been taking classes recently, Roberto, you've
been been away studying a lot recently. You are here tonight.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
I was buying that guy right there, Carlos Carre on Monday.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
How great was that cheat. Is he hitting under two hundred?
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Now?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Yeah, he is under yeah bum.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
At one point, I know because he was oh for three.
I guess he did get a hit, so maybe he
went over two days just barely. Yeah, I guess the
Giants and the Mets dodged one on that one. Huh
big time. And when I was watching those people buoying Roberto,
I was thinking, remember the idiots are They're saying, well,
the Dodgers may have signed correct, idiot, tell me you know,
(32:51):
tell me you don't know the Dodger fan without telling
me you don't know the Dodgers morons, idiots like John
Hayman and by Nightingale and people like that anyway out there,
I like, actually, I'm not hatiming though I hate him.
All Right, what do we got here? It's into the
kitchen a self, not some culinary guys.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Next week we have my carnasada ahead, ald for next week,
next week, Tomorrow Day weekend right next is that the
week after the next Wednesday will be the week before
and moring Day weekend ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
A lot of preparation that goes into cooking. Baby, you
don't just show up all of a sudden half cock, No,
you are prepared half what it's a It's an idiot. Okay,
what do you think? I'm like that guy from Minnesota.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Making to sol cheese and egg toast baby.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
All right, we need bread? What else do we need?
We need wibbles, eggs, eggs. Get the eggs. Gotta have more.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Large brown organic eggs. And the reason why I say
this all the time is because I got these by
accident at Costco and Theos eggs. And I'm not.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Sure there's any difference between these.
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Days are good?
Speaker 8 (34:04):
Man?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
I don't know brown eggs.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I like lemonade. In my head, I think pink lemonade
is better, but it's just the same thing with pink dye.
So are the the brown eggs really better than just
I think so? I think.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
I think that's an opinion though, my personal opinion, but
I think they taste better.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
You like, yeah, what you like? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Four large brown eggs, three about twelve ounces, casey removed.
And you can find this so obviously you can't get
the good one that I get because of where I live.
But you can get these at Walmart. You get some
at Walmart, Amazon. Those are the places, all right. Maybe
Sam's Club as well. Yeah, all right, half a white
(34:47):
onion finally chopped only half of yeah, only one, only
one more. I probably use more than that, but some
people don't like onion as much.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I kind of like onion, like onion.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
But remember we had the segment on asked Ben, you
guys said you would get rid of vegetables, and I
said no, because garlic and onion. I use it in
everything I cook mine.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I love the garlic, but the garlics like the taboo
vegetable garlic.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
Garlic and onion. Baby, we use that. We use that
every time we cook.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, I use it. Most things I make kept garlic,
except the cookies. I don't have that. That's I'm upset.
I made some snicker dude with cookies. I forgot to
bring him in though, Oh you didn't bring those in.
Come on, man, man, come on, what's wrong with you?
That's a bad job by me. But anyway, right, so
I'm sorry, did interrupt you.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Four ounces of Monterey Jack cheese shredded, for slices of
sour dough bread jack yeah, jack baby, Yeah, for slices
of sour dough bread. Two tablespoons of butter. One table
was doing a black pepper.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Who named it? I look this up? Who named it?
Moner ray Jack? Is it from Monterey?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Moneree Mexico baby one tables doing a black pepper to taste.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Not to be confused with.
Speaker 7 (35:55):
It, but something else his friend, yeah or cousin.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Some people really like that thing more.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
But anyway, Yes, the hot sauce optional. I love Tula
hot sauce with eggs, so he's delicious.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, all right, gotcha.
Speaker 7 (36:06):
So we're gonna heat a cast iron griddle on medium
high heat. All right, Okay, We're gonna rub two tablespoons
of butter and toast the bread and toil golden and
toast it on both sides of each bread slice.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Rub it, rub it, rub.
Speaker 7 (36:18):
It rub it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Yeah, sure, toast that bad boy and told golden.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
All right, And if you if you miss any part
of this, just download the podcast.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
Listen to it over and over and over again. Because
I'm not longer on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I don't eat Twitter because if Dave Roberts, yeah, Dave Roberts, Yeah,
screw that, holy crap.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Using the same griddle, added the onions and choriso, and
cook on medium high heat for about five to seven minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
All right, not very long.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
No very it's very fast, very fast. Stir occasionally to
break the meat up. All right, The charriso released a
lot of grease once it's cooked.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
You like that? You like that? Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious? All right, yeah, buddy, yeah, all right.
We're gonna lower the heat and add the monterey jack cheese.
Next out of the levels, I mean, eggs, all right,
all right, beautiful brown, large organic eggs. Delicious, all right,
taste them for yourself. Sprinkle with the kosher salt and
(37:15):
black pepper. These eggs will be cooked over easy, so
make sure the charriso is spread out so the eggs
stay on top and don't slide off the chriso.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
All right, okay, I got you. All right there you.
Speaker 7 (37:29):
Go, close the griddle with the lid, and once the
eggs are white all over, they are ready.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Put the eggs on top of the toes and added
to sauce. Tulas hot sauce, and enjoy. What do you
like too little hot saucepan.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
It depends on my mood. Depends on my mood, depends
on your mood.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
What about eating breakfast?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh, you don't need I eat one meal? A day,
and sometimes I'm not. I usually skip a couple of days.
I don't eat much. I was fat for a long time,
so I stopped.
Speaker 7 (37:56):
You gotta enjoy life, man, You gotta enjoy life much.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
The first thirty years of my life, I've I'll even
it out by the time.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Have you had Tommy's recently?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
No? I have not. I missed those.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
Those chili cheese fries recently. God they're still delicious.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, but you didn't. You're a middle aged man, now.
I was so good, really, yeah, I didn't get harm
or anything. It was great, all right.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
All right, put the eggs on the top of the
toast and add the Chula hot sauce and enjoy. And
just like that, you got some chteso cheese an egg toast, Babe, Babe.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
By the way, Roberto, according to this Monterey Jack cheese
actually comes from Moderay, California, a settler there in eighteen
foot David Jack, Moderatey Jack or something new every day.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
That's a fun fact. Cooking, Yeah,