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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three, our three of
the radio show. As we yap the day away. Whenever
you download the podcast, the show starts then, So the
Commander's interesting story here This sale is still not done.
How much danger is Josh Harris's a deal to buy
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the Washington football team in? What is going to happen
at this finance committee get together? And why is this
such an odd look for the NFL? Also, how much
stock do you put in a report that Eric Banemy
has brought culture and a sense of urgency to the commanders.
We'll talk about all that and more right now in
our number three.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Here it is. It is not a done deal yet.
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So the NBA Finals continuing last night, the game that
was played on Sunday night goes to Miami. Surprise, surprise,
the Nuggets favored by seven and a half or so
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on the home court. They go down in that game.
So the finals matchup will shift to South Florida. Now
on the next couple of games in the Sunshine State.
But our lead this hour coming from Washington, DC, the
greater Washington DC area. And if you have not been
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following the football news, this is more of a business
of football than football story. Josh Harris, who owns a
bunch of other professional sports franchises, he is still trying
to cross the t's and dot the eyes on the
ownership state in the Washington football team. You might remember
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that Harris reached a very publicized agreement to buy the
team that has a dumb name, the Commander's last month,
and he is supposed to meet with the powers that
be this coming week on Wednesday, on Humpday, we are
told that there is a very important meeting between Josh
Harris and the NFL's Finance Committee. You see, they've been
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unable to hammer out the deal. Even though they announce
the deal as all but done, it's not done, and
there is more red tape before even a vote of
NFL owners. Now, they're not going to push this up
to vote until they're sure that they've got enough votes
for it to pass. That'll be more of a ceremonial thing.
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But it is interesting to note that they're trying to
get this expedited.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They do not want Dan Snyder still owning.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
The team formerly known as the Redskins by the time
September comes around in a new NFL regular season. They
want him out actually by training camp, which will open
up about a month and a half from now. Is
the start of training camp in July. And so here's
what's gonna happen. Harris is attempting to work out the
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details to make the necessary adjustments to the agreement to
complete the sale.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Has been unable to do it so far. He's going
to meet with the.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Eight Finance Committee members in York City, the people that
count the beans for the NFL. So let us discuss
the question how much danger is Josh Harris's deal to
buy the Commanders in. So I've got President George W. Bush,
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Sesame Street, and Motel six, and we will combine all
of these things together and we are going to make
a massive spreadsheet, which is what the NFL is looking
at right now, just a really large spreadsheet. So, first
of all, Josh Harris is I would put it at
moderate danger that he's at moderate danger.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Things are not humming along.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
As the late Roger Craig with his baseball pedigree would say,
hum baby. Things are not going hum baby for Josh
Harris there right now. They are surrupy, is the way
I would describe it. Not a sweet kind of syrupy,
just a kind of grinding slow. It's a sticky situation.
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Molasses would be a way we could describe it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Here's why the owners have already announced that a deal's
in place.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
They've let that be known.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They've got a deal in place, and Josh Harris's group
is in position to get the keys to the franchise.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It's kind of like.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're in escrow to buy a house and then something
gets screwed up as you're an escro Now, if you've
ever owned a house or bought a house. Chances are
you've been in and out of escrow. I know years
ago when I was selling the Malor mansion, I was
in escrow, fell out ascro told people I had sold
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the house, hadn't sold the house.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Very embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And so that's where the NFL is when it comes
to the Washington football team. And so you don't have
the keys yet, you haven't done the final walkthrough. It's
imperative that they get this worked out. You can't go
back back to the drawing board. There are plenty of
other rich people that would buy the team, but the
NFL has already let the cat out of the bag
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on this. The issue here is something that President George W.
Bush made famous back in his day, Fuzzy math. It's complicated.
There's a lot of rogue actors involved. It's not just
Josh Harris. It's Josh Harris and a pot luck luncheon
of people that are interested in owning a slice of
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the pie. Josh Harris's group has not one, not two,
not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven,
notin eight. And I'm not kidding, how about twenty limited partners? Now,
some of them we know who they are. Magic Johnson,
for example, Irvin Johnson is one of them. But there's
also a bunch of random rich people who live all
over God's Green Earth who have to be vetted by
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the NFL financial people to prove they're not frauds. Like
there's a famous story, a great documentary about a group
in New York that tried to buy the New York Islanders,
except they had no money, and they almost got the islanders.
It was a wonderful documentary a few years ago. Now, secondly,
what is going to happen at this fugasee NFL Finance
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Committee meeting this week?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
So they're gonna get together and sit around.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're gonna have some coffee, tea, There'll be some donuts,
possibly some bagels. They'll sit around there, They'll get out
the magnifying glass and they will be vetting the rich dudes.
They will be making sure everything is kosher. There is
no doubt, no doubt that these people can come up
with the money. Now you look around here at the
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owners meetings last month, Jim Irsay, Now he's my evidence here.
Jim Irsay, a member of the NFL's Finance Committee, said
that Josh Harris was not in compliance with NFL guidelines.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
He said it, why there is.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
A massive amount of debt with all these different actors
that are part of this, and rather than go into
economics one oh one, that is not a good thing.
That is not a good thing, especially in a very
dicey economic world that we're all living in here thanks
to the Putin price hiker incompetence by a sandbag I
(08:22):
don't know, but nonetheless, listen, here's the deal. This is
such an odd look for the NFL because you've announced
this all but everything's done, and now everyone's assuming that
the general publish has done deal. All the Washington football
fans are excited, but think Sesame Street count von count.
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The count is the issue. The NFL owners were so
fired up to get rid of Dan Snyder. They were
so excited that they counted their chickens. They did the count.
They counted their chickens before they have hatched. And now
they are scrambling to make sure everything is good. They
have to tidy some things up, turning the page around
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on some of the financials. So it's quite the mess.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Moving on from that final thought, I wanted to shift
gears here because on the field, the Washington football team
has a middling roster. They do have a new offensive
savior in Eric B.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Enemy.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know things are not going well when your big
offseason pickup is an offensive coordinator, and that that's going
to be the thing that turns your entire franchise around.
Not a player, not a player, We're talking about a coordinator.
And so Eric Banemy came over from Kansas City. He's
the assistant head coach to Ron Rivera, and he's picking
up a lot of flowers, a lot of accolades. In
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case in point, there's a wide receiver named Johan Dotson.
Who Johann Dotson. That's a type of automobile and also
a receiver. And he recently told reporters that, hey, I
have this new offensive coordinator and that Eric B. Enemy
has brought new life to the franchise. He said, the enemy.
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I feel like he's brought culture. He said a quote
Johan Dotson culture to our team. He brought a sense
of urgency, sense of uh. He said sense of urgency twice.
He's very braggydos Now the new coach is getting lots
of lots of love, lots of Love. As we said,
how much stock do you put in the report that
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Eric beenemy brought culture and a sense of urgency to
the commanders. So I am a skeptic on that question.
And much like we talked about earlier when I was
asked in a Mallard of the third degree that I
passed about Romeo Dobbs, who Romeo Dobbs who talked about
how there's no difference between Jordan Love and Aaron Rodgers.
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I put that in the same category I put Johan
Dotson's comments about Eric Banemy. Could you imagine if he
had come out and said, boy, this guy doesn't know
how to coach. I don't know how Patrick Maholmes was
able to win those two Super Bowls with Eric Benemy
because this guy couldn't coach his way out of a
wet paper bag. Now, that would have been a story.
That would have been a story if he had said,
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the commanders are actually worse. There's no direction right there,
They're they're Mike the headless chicken. But he didn't say that.
So Eric Banemy, we give him credit. He was wise
to leave the Chiefs if he does want to become
a head coach, and he can prove himself without Patrick Mahomes. Nevertheless,
the cabinets are empty. They are empty in Washington, d c.
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It is a motel six with a lot of vacancies
at key positions. For example, Eric Benemy inherits, Sam Howell
and Jacoby Brissett. They are thumb wrestling for the starting
quarterback job. That's like asking a child whether they would
rather have broccoli cauliflower for dinner. That's it, no other dish,
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just broccoli or cauliflower. That is what's known as a
lose lose situation. Now, the skilled players, Terry McClaren is
not a bad player.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
He's not a great player. He's a good player.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Slightly about matters player, Brian Robinson, the guy that got
shot last year, Antonio Gibson. They're the running backs. Logan
Thomas is the tight end. This is a hodgepodge. They're
lacking the wow factor. So Mahomes and Kelsey are not
walking through that door, which is also a blessing and
a curse, as we said, because it's an opportunity for
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Eric b Enemy to show his stuff and see see
what he's got going on there. All right, Anyway, it
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help them prevent future concussions. All right again, the Dolphins
have implemented some blank into their quarterback workouts. All of
that in an effort to prevent their quarterbacks tour and
the rest of the quarterbacks from suffering concussions.
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But the Mallor Riddle of the Day.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The Dolphins have reportedly implemented some blank into their quarterback
workouts for all their quarterbacks, not just to a tongue
of byloa, in an effort to prevent them from suffering
from concussions. So all the Dolphin quarterbacks are doing this.
That is the question. What is the answer? Ferg Dog says,
rainbow bounce houses. I love mine. Ferg Dog says, well, yeah,
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I've seen video you and Brian in there on that
bounce house. That's a lot of fun. You guys look
like every good time. Midnight Walker says naked yoga. Yeah,
a bean boot maker Bob going with pole dancing lessons
as the answer. Miguel on Fire says the answer is
(15:42):
sand bag avoidance training, sandbag avoidance training.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The Nasty Boys pit stop from Donkey Sausage. That's his answer.
Mavericks says, I did not hear the question, but my
answer is pee wee Herman. Okay, A wonderful page down,
page down. Robbie the Mariner fans has no clue, but flsu.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Is what he says. Obscene.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Dean says they implemented cobra kai that that is what
they did.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Black Steve the Second said Keegeles twice a day is
the answer? Vin Baker guessed, for some random reason by
Sene of des Moines that they implemented that alf the
Alien Old Piner says they have added birthday shout outs
to their Insta trivia portions of practice unless they didn't
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shout out a certain alien old piner because that would
be wrong. Crash test dummies guessed by courtesy Flusher. That's
his answer. Kyle says a package of plays called Playing
Dead is the way to go.
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Who else do we have? Page down? Page down?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Just like Frank says the answer to the malar riddle
of the day, The Fins have special helmets made from
dolphins safe tuna cans.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
There you go, All right, do you have an answer? Please? Eddie?
Do you have an answer? Yes?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
They are anticipating a new episode of Cooking with.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Mark Cooking with Mark. Okay, well I can't wait for that. No,
that is incorrect, Eddie. The correct answer. The football team
in Miami, the Miami Dolphins have implemented Brazilian jiu jitsu
for all of their quarterbacks, thinking that will prevent them
from suffering concussions. So jiu jitsu, So if you take
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jiu jitsu you won't get a concussion? Is that that's
the secret. We should all just do jiu jitsu and
then that's all you need. Who do you think the
person was that convinced the people with the Miami Dolphins
that their quarterbacks just needed to do jiu jitsu and
then they'd.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Be okay, the jiu jitsu instructor, you think so?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Possibly, Yeah, I'm guessing some executive for the Dolphins happen
to be in jiu jitsu. And after a meeting, after
a session, the guys said, you know that tour if
you if you give me a couple hours with tour,
he'll never get another concussion. And the guys, oh, sure, that's.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
A great idea. Sign me up for that.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yes, we'll get to all our quarterbacks in there me
all right. Anyway, we'll take some calls here. It is
a call in show, and coming up in a little bit,
we'll have an MLB player who is an actual glitch,
an actual glitch.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
We'll get to that as well.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
John who is in Boston.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What's going on? John? Welcome?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
Thank you. I have an NBA fun fact. The Gunman
Nuggets have been to the playoffs more times than any team,
with opening a championship out of all four of the
Big four professional sports leagues.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Are you sure? Are you sure that's a fun fact?
Are you sure that's a fun.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Boyfriend?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Well done? If Dan Shaughnessy said it, it.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Must go and ain't one yet?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
All right? Does that? Does that mean their due or
they're due to lose again because that's what they do.
They lose in the playoffs.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Well, it's lucky ball. You hit the three win, you
lose if you don't.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
That's the only way they play in the NBA. There's
no other way to play. What would happen? What would happen?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
John?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
If they there's a team that went back and played
the old school style, they didn't shoot the three point shot,
that played small ball.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't think they would. I don't think they'd lose everything.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I think you'd be saying they played defense and they
play the way they used to play. It's like in baseball,
everyone trust it the home run. It's all about launch
angle in baseball. If you mixed in small ball in baseball,
you know, bunch the runner along, sacrifice, play for the lead,
have your starting pitchers go later?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Come on, John, how dare you? John? How dare you?
How dare you?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
You?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Oh? You okay?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So you you'd rather go out and watch these guys
swing from the heels.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
What do you call you a sports show?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
You don't watch basketball, you don't watch baseball.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Facts like fun fact. That's all you like is fun fact.
You don't even like sports.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I love sports. I'm going to watch the ki racing today,
real sports.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Real sports, car ra drag races.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yes, Jesus talk after that.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
Black guys that win races, guys women that win racers.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, that's what it is because they just race. All right, Well,
there you go. You can then go to.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
The sports in the world the level.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well there you can go to the dog track after
that and watch the dogs run around the track.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
They got all they got. But you used to go
to the dog track. I bet didn't you. You did.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Come on my brother's basket of paty. We got thrown
out and almost killed by the Mapia. You guys, I
ran it.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, you don't want to mess with the mafia.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Good?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, Well John's fun Factor. They thank you, jo
I was so much fun, John. The show's a lot
fun more fun now, So thank you. All right, go ahead,
hanging up on you, but thank you.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
No fake sleeping on the show. Only real sleeping.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, somebody needs to fix hollering James phone. He hasn't
been able to call in since the Mallard meet and greet.
His charging cable's not working on his Obama phone, so
he said he cannot call in until that's fixed.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Surprise, the charging court benefactor hasn't helped him out with that.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Maybe maybe she's tired of him calling the.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Show or calling her. Yeah, that's a good point. Leave
me alone, James, leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm good. I don't need that.
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Speaker 4 (22:15):
So I'm stealing a little bit of the coop scoop
on entertainment here. I hope Coop won't mind, but I
did see you.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
That's not till Friday, and it's the beginning of a week.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
There is a Netflix documentary coming out you might be
interested in. It involves the friend of the show as
far as the drops Urban myurbanba is called swamps by
Swamp King's coming out August of twenty third. It is
a documentary on the Urban Meyer era with the Florida Gators.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Urban Meyer entire segment, Urban Mayer, Yes, segment's over now.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Urban Meyer.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Fun fact when he was coaching at Utah and nobody
know who nobody knew who Urban Meyer was.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
I did, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I was doing a show with Chris Landry, who was
the Fox Football scout at the time. We did a
weekend show, Yeah, and he was buddies with Urban Meyer.
So we had Urban on like three times while he
was coaching Utah and he was supposed to get the
Notre Dame job, but he zigged when everyone thought he
was gonna zag You thought I was gonna go to
Notre Dame, and he went up going to Florida. It
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worked out pretty well for Urban Meyer. I'm disappointed, though, Eddie.
I thought you were going to do a different documentary.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Quack quacked, quack to watch that credit.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Ah, Yes, they're making a documentary about the Mighty Ducks
of Anaheids zero.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, tell me.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
We're talking about Aaron Hernandez was on this gator all
the criminals stuff here Goldberg Ducks.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
They dug up Goldberg. He's in this Mighty Ducks documentary.
I saw a trailer. Now I'm more interested in the
Ducks documentary. Here's wife because when I was a young punk,
I was covering the Mighty Ducks. So maybe I will
be in some of the b roll when they show
the Mighty Duck players in the locker room there. So
maybe Paul Korea, Ti Mussolani and those guys and so yeah, yeah,
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And I recall when the.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Don't do that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Michael Eisner, like Michael Eisner, the CEO of Disney, when
he was envisioning, they were debating the angels and whatnot.
You know, they're gonna get the angels. And I remember
Eisner walked through the Big A and he pointed out
what he wanted renovated, and he was talking about how
he needs to make the stadium this way.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Or that way, and then he was talking about like.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
The Ducks Arena and what he wanted changes he wanted
to make there and all that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So that's a long time ago. That's like, that's a
long ass time ago I got anyway, all right, thank
you for that. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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has been there forever, Joe Castiglion, longtime play by play
voice of the Boston Red Sox. He's one of these
old school broadcasters and I don't know how many more
years he's gonna do it, but he's still doing it.
You know, he's doing his thing there. And so the
Red Sox are playing the Rays over the weekend, not
a very good weekend of baseball for the hometown nine
there in Boston. But during the second game of a
(25:35):
doubleheader over the weekend. Joe Castiglion was announcing the Tampa
Bay Rays catcher. I think he was playing catcher this day.
And we actually have the audio. Listen closely because this
guy for Tampa Bay his name is actually a glitch.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
His name is an Era.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
So let's go to the audio tape. Take a listen
to how this all went there.
Speaker 7 (25:59):
First second, still only one out for Jose Siri for
man each pace to have scored.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Hear that they're laughing. Now, wait a minute, did you
hear that? I don't know where that from.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
That was Siri.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
That was.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Throw on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Series at the plate.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
All right, that's so that was Jose Siri. Joke is
sickly on. He's up there in age now, Eddie, he's not.
You're not used to all the technology, but his iPhone
heard heard.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Siri, Siri, Seri, seri, Siri.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Nothing's happening on my phone. You know everyone would have no.
I have my watch though, will sometimes I have uh
this gizmo watch thing, and sometimes my watch will start
talking to me Siri.
Speaker 9 (27:00):
Yeah, you have to say hey Spen mallor you have
to say hey Siri. But oh, is that you or me.
I'm texting you, Hey, Siri, hear me? Yeah, I send it?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh okay, oh that's you. All right? What are we
doing here? You you brought up this story?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, I think it's hilarious, man, I mean, in the
middle of the damn Red Sox broadcasting, Joker.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Sticks like, he's all, you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All of a sudden, he's like his phone starts beeping
and talking to him and.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
All that's great.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Play it again. Let's play it again.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
This is from the Red Sox Radio broadcast over the weekend,
long time play by play guy joker Stick. He's introducing
Tampa Bay's Jose Siri. And listen closely. In the background
you can hear all hell breaks loose, so first.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
And second still only one out for Jose Siri for
man each pace to have scored.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Wait a minute, did you hear that? I don't know
where that came from. That was.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Alright, there you go, for fun for all, Fun for
all from the Red Sox Radio Network.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Let's go to Manuel in Guardina. Hello, Manuel in Guardina.
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Hello, Benny blocks In burd Bonks, So should I say
Benny Blokes in Sherman Oaks. Either way, you missed a
little fun fact about Tubby Tua and his black belt
in chow Man or jiu jitsu or where the Dolphins
are also going. They've opened up a service contract with
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the Workings of Asia, so any of the guys on
the Dolphins is good to go when he wants some
service there. And that's gonna be. They're taking a page
out of the Robert Kraft winning ways.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yes, they all suffer concussions. That way, they'll there'll be
some kind of different injury they'll suffer, but not concussions.
They will be concussion free. There might be some other
issues they have, but not concussions.
Speaker 8 (29:13):
Hey man, so been a great show thus far. Cannibal Van.
I'm calling them Cannibal Van. That was a funny story
about him. A smash, you know, probably a three car
pile up in a drive through. Uh and then Coops
was good too, So I got a little drive through
into them myself. So, you know, I was doing plumbing
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a few years back and I had the you know,
one of those big vans has the pipe rack and
all that good stuff, and I remember I got a
call late night Ben Ben Maller show type hours had
finished up, and I was right by a McDonald's and
I was like, man, you know, I'm gonna hit this
McDonald's grab a little some So I got my standard order,
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you know, two big Macs, ten piece chicken nug get large.
And then as I'm leaving, for some reason, this drive
through like really tapered in real fin like around the
corner and there was like a rail on the side,
mind you, So I had that pipe rack on the side.
So I got right up there and then I had
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to freaking back out like twenty five feet out of
the driveway because the damn van wasn't going to clear it.
Needless to say, like six months later they got rid
of that rack.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
But I was I was like, sign, was there a
sign posted? Man, was there a sign?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
There was no sign, and you know, and I had
gone through there in my little car so many times
I didn't notice that rating, you know. But luckily, since
it was like late night, there was no one behind me.
But I mean, I swear I felt like an idiot
having the freaking back out of the drive through. Luckily
nobody had pulled up. So a little fun fact for
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you guys, Well.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
If there were people behind you, you would have had
to have somebody like go out of from the restaurant
and direct traffic.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Now that would have been even more embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I hear you, man, I hear you. All right, man,
Well there you go.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Fun stories from the fast food line late night. That's
a good, solid order man. Well, by the way, that's solid.
A couple of Big Max. You gotta get the fries,
the whole thing, the nuggets. It's the way to go.
All right, thank you. It is the Ben Mahlor Show,
and we are moments away from the instat advice line
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Speaker 3 (32:39):
Hey, you sports figure guy or.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Girl, go here, Well you talking to sons here some
instant advice.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Hold that on.
Speaker 9 (32:46):
No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds,
and if you don't like it, you had.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
A way week. Go is the insta advice line.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
You can call this the Nuggets of Wisdom edition of
the Instidentviceline.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
The Denver Uggets they need their advice. They lost at home.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
They had not lost at home the entire NBA postseason,
but Miami got them in the game on Sunday night.
So any advice to the Denver Nuggets. Any advice. This
is unscreened radio eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
is the number eight seven seven nine nine six six
three sixt nine.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
You are live on the air.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
When you hear my voice, We are giving advice to
Michael Malone, the Kola Yokis, Jamal Murray, and the Denver
Nuggets as they lose Game two of the Finals to
the Heatles in a dramatic fourth quarter comeback. Miami was
down by eight going to the fourth quarter, comeback and
win the game thanks to a Jamal Murray missed three pointer.
(33:45):
Next game of the Finals not till Wednesday night. But
here we go off to the races. You're on the
air line one. Hello, Line one, your advice to the
Denver Nuggets.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Long until Lebron gets tired of nobody missing him in
the finals and starts tweeting outside.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yes, I'm sure he will do that, Supermarket Seve. Hello
line three. You're on the airline three.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Hello, Welcome.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Watch the new Mighty Ducks documentary. Don't be a hater
like Eddie.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
That's right, Eddie hates the ducks man. He does not.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He doesn't even eat duck. That's so much he hates
the Mighty Ducks. Line four, you're live on the Airline four.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Hello. Line four, Yeah, you just have.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Mark Bulix, the ref beat have a great thing.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
See now Viberto's not even here. You're still ripping him.
How dare you get out of here? Line five, you're
on the Airline five. Were giving advice to the Dedver Nuggets.
They just lost at home for the first time of
the playoffs, and they play on Wednesday back in Florida,
but they're now tied one one.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hello, line number five.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
It's really easy, buddy, smoke weed every day.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Eh.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's a buddy from Vegas. Hello, let's go to you.
Line six, Yes, Line six, you're on the Airline six.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
Go hey, Emilio at.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
Duck Man himself.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, thank you. Yeah, Line I don't know what that meant.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Line two, you're on the air eight seven, seven ninety
nine on Fox.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Line two, okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Glad you checked in.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Line three. You're on the Airline three. Hello, it's the
instant of ice. Line Line three is not there. You're
live on the air. When you hear my voice, no
dilly dallying, no wasting time. Line four, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Go gumbo, gog it. Okay, thank you for that. Yes,
have some gumbo for me. Line line five. We're going
to line five.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's ringing at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
unscreened radio. This is why we have a call screener. Hello,
line five. Line five is not there. We'll go to
line six. Hello, line six, you're on the Airline six, go.
Line six is not there. We have one more bad
call that'll end the segment. Line number two, Hello, line two,
(36:02):
man o, see there you go. What's going on, ben guy?
That saved the segment. That's a great call. Line three, Hello,
line three, you're on the air. At eight seven seven
ninety nine f Fox.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Hello a swump mustard.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Line four, Hello, line four.
Speaker 8 (36:19):
He didn't go to some fancy culinary school. He asked
theory just like jokes.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Line five, That lunatic in Maine is added again.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Line five, Hello.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Hello big man at all University of Arizona.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Lineup, you guys with Aaron Gordon keep.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Kerr, Yes, thank you, Okay, enough Arizona propaganda.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Line five.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
I think you're gonna mention Arnie Spaniard. But we didn't
have time for that. Line six, Hello, line six, a
high volume of calls.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Line six, Hello, shocks bags lucky.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Huh oh okay, a line let's go back to line one. Hello,
line one, scratch off, just like a carden older. Oh
that was our buddy in Iowa trashing, sir scratch off.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Man, all right, a line three, you're on the air.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Line three, Hello, it's Roberto's gone for until further notice.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
We need to get his last track back on the
show somehow.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Okay, I don't know. We'll have to dig that up.
It's in the cobweb department. Line with all the other
sound byes he used to play. Line four, Hello, line four.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
Jokers should have his brother's page. Jimmy a little dizzy,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh okay, bring in the bring in the goons, bring
in the goon squad. Line five, Hello, line five, Now
we have dueling fudge.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's great. Line six, Hello, line six. You should hire
Brian Finley to look longle into the player's eyes.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, well that would definitely with the tongue wagon. That
was creepy last week. Man, Now I know what like
strippers feel like, you know, and the guys are staring
at him with their tongues. Wagon man, that's not a
good feeling. Okay, we'll do one more, and only one more.
If it's good, I'll take credit. If not, I will blame.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
The koople.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Hoop is about to pick the final call on the
incident of ice line for the Denver Nuggets, who are
now in an even NBA Finals after losing at home
on Sunday night. Koblehop Line four line for the final
call on the incident of ice.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Line line for you on the air, go.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
As long as there's no hair pulling or on conta
just not gay.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
There you go, all right, hair pulling and eye contact.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Very nice. The it's the advice line in the Bucks.