July 10, 2023 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the idea that Damian Lillard is expected to land with the Miami Heat, Ime Udoka rejecting a move for James Harden on the Houston Rockets, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three. What time is it?
It's Dame time. Our obligatory Mallard monologue on the life
and times and stylings of the Blazers Guard. What is
your perspective on this latest report that says Dame lild
is still expected to land with the heat despite consternation
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between Miami and Portland. Also, we go to Houston where
Eme Udoka was the one that supposedly rejected the rockets
going out and getting James Harden? Is that savvy or silly?
And was former Grizzly guard Dylan Brooks trash talking antics
vindicated by the contract he signed in Houston over the weekend.
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We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
It is our number three. What time is it? It's
Dame time, That's what time. Not game time. No, no, no,
Dame time. It's a difference. They're welcome the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Balor Show. We are in
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SHOOTE and I hope you're doing well. Coming up later
this hour, we'll take some calls. Also, we have the
Malord Riddle of the Day the Insta advice line as
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well coming up a little bit later in the even
have someone pop in to say hello, who knows? But
our lead this hour comes from pro bouncy Ball. Another
day and another plot twist in the story of stories,
and it involves a certain guard on the Oregon Trail.
Consider this our obligatory Mallard monologue on Dame Lillard trade talks.
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Have you heard the list? Has he been traded? No,
he has not been traded. Okay, let me get you
cut up to speed. So, although it is taking much much, much, much,
much much much longer than expected, NBA agents and executives
reportedly still believe that Dame Lillard will ultimately end up
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traded from Portland where Miami, Miami, Miami. The Blazers said
to be waiting for Miami to figure out a third
team to get them the goodies they want in return
for Damian Lillard. They have got yet to do that.
The Heater canvassing the NBA trying to get to draft
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picks and other players, and Portland wants a train heist
type of a trade to acquire from Miami in exchange
for Damian Lillard. So let us discuss the question, what
is your perspective, all right? What is your perspective on
Dame Lillard's expected trade to the Heat, that he's still
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expected to be going to Miami despite the nothing being
done at this particular point. So I've got Jimminy, Cricket, Dogma,
and Ballerina, and we will combine all of these things together.
Now we're going to make an amazing donut. They got
these really good donuts in Portland. I've never been there,
but I've heard they're really good. All right, So, first
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of all, to say that this is a long drawn
out process a bit of an understatement, but here we are.
This thing's been going on and on and on. Lillard
formally demanded a trade the team he wants to play for, Miami.
Miami is interested in the player and here we sit
and nothing has been done. But you must follow the
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rule of drama. You follow the rule of drama. Things
are much more messy, unpredictable, and complicated than they need
to be. That goes with the NBA gossip loves conflict.
NBA gossip in particular, they love the conflict. But this
is a reminder, right, It's a reminder that all these
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NBA players and executives are actors in a soap opera.
They have a wide cast of characters, a wide cast
of characters. In a previous episode of this show, we
told you that Damian Lillo's agent had meddled with his
client and telling other teams not to even bother, calling
the Miami Heat don't even bother. His client only wants
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to play for the heatles and crickets crickets ergo ergo
Jimminy cricket the most famous crit of them all from Pinocchio.
And when you wish upon a star, it makes no
difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come true.
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If you are a big enough star and you've got
a bully of an agent, and you make ultimatums, you
will eventually get what you want. That's usually how these
things work, with few exceptions, and the exceptions are so
long ago it's starting to become a moot point.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Secondly, we move now from Houston to Miami, Miami. No, no,
we moved to Houston from Miami, I should say. All right,
So there were reports that the Roquets were interested in
getting James Harden back. We talked about it. It seemed like
that was an open secret in the NBA. James Harden,
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while he was playing for the Sixers, was gonna reunite
with the ballet dancers in Houston. They were gonna have
a grand old time there. It's gonna be marvelous for
James Harden, just a few years after he forced his
way out of a Rockets uniform and bounced around to
Brooklyn and then eventually ended up with the Sixers. And
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now he's going to go back to Houston. But it
didn't happen. The reunion fizzled out. Why did it fizzle out? Well,
Harden decided to exercise his player option next year and
then said, you know what, on second thought, I would
like to be traded. I'm gonna exercise my option, but
I would like a nice trade, and that has not
happened yet either, as Harden still hanging out in purgatory
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waiting for a transaction. But rather than trade for Harden,
the Roquets decided to turn elsewhere to fill their need.
We are told that the reason they did that is
the new coach, the ex Celtic Eme Udoka, did not
want the former Rocket coming back. He did not want
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his new team to go after James Harden, and he
put his foot down and said, listen, I don't want
this guy. And I'm the coach and I don't want
this guy. And the former Celtic coach said, it's not
gonna work here. So is the current coach of the Rockets.
The former Celtics coach, Emy Udoka is e may Eujoka
rejecting the move for James Harden with the Rockets savvy
(07:19):
or silly. So it is shrewd is what it is.
A shrewd move, not savvy or silly. A trude is
the word I will use, and I get it. Udoka.
He wants to put his proprietary blend into the Houston
Rockets roster. And he thinks, I mean, he assumes the
position that he's a genius, and he got the Celtics
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to the NBA Finals, and if only he had not
meddled with the secretary, he'd still be coaching the Celtics
and all that. But he does not want Harden there,
and it actually makes sense. I don't know that there's
any team that's gonna be giddy if they get James Harden,
even though the guy can score twenty five points a game.
He can get as many points as you want. He'll
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vanish in the playoffs and all that. But Harden is
from the old country and he was part of the
last round of success that they had in Houston. And
Udokah's like, hey, listen, I want my dogma in the
locker room. I don't want James Harden's dogma. Harden not
gonna listen to me. He doesn't listen to anybody. Harden
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does what he wants when he wants, and that's it.
And so he wants players. He wants to evangelize Emai
Udoka to the players and convince them that this is
the way to do it and he's gonna convert them
and all this stuff and it's gonna work out well.
And Harden's a well traveled canine. It is very difficult.
We know the old line to teach old dogs and
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new tricks. Good luck on that. So Houston went with
Fred van Vliet. Fred van Wait the good name for
the old pa announcer at Madison Square Garden to pronounce
there the later the Toronto Raptors. He's twenty nine and
he's been around a while. However, Van Vliet never tasted
the glorified. Now, he did win a championship with Toronto
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when they had Kawhi Leonard back in the day, but
he's never been considered one of the all time great
players like James Harden has been considered. So Fred van
Vliet does not have that around him. Therefore, in theory,
he is more likely to buy into the new franchise.
Talking points mail All right, final thought, We're gonna stay
in Houston. Dylan Brooks, the much talked about Dylan Brooks
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who was playing in Memphis and was talking trash to everybody,
talking trash about Lebron James and all that. And there's
a lot of dumb people that think Memphis lost because
Dylan Brooks talk trash. Those people are called the village idiots.
But anyway, Dylan Brooks was according to the Internet, Dylan
Brooks was going to have to play in some far,
far away land, that there's no way he was gonna
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find a place in the NBA. Well, he did end
up on the NBA's All second team defensive unit for
twenty twenty two to twenty twenty three, and he followed
that up recently with a green to a contract with
the Houston Rockets for a deal almost worth ninety million
dollars just short of that eighty six million for four
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years to take his talents to the Rockets. In freition.
Now not lacking confidence amid the move to the state
of Texas, Dylan Brooks in free agency made a very
bold claim this guy's a SoundBite machine about his reputation
among other NBA players. According to Brooks himself, he thinks
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his defensive capabilities enable him to live in opponents heads
rent free that there are NBA players that have the
Heaby gbis because they're matching up against Dylan Brooks in
a game the following day. According to Brooks himself, this
is not somebody speaking for Dylan Brooks. This is Dylan
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Brooks himself, right, is himself. He thinks his defensive abilities
enable him to dominate. Says quote, I know every single
night guys are thinking about me. It's in their mind
before the game even starts. Close quote from Dylan Brooks.
So the question here was Dylan Brooks trash talking antics
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vindicated this offseason? The answer one hundred percent. I would
say one thousand percent, but I'm gonna say at one
hundred percent. This is buzz lightyear like to infinity and
beyond for Dylan Brooks that he's getting paid almost ninety
million dollars. And it's another one of those examples of
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a disconnect between social media, the matrix, and the real world.
Because in the matrix, Dylan Brooks was kicked, he was
need he was elbowed, he was poked in the eye
by social media, the geniuses on there on the So
these people and the algorithms and the bots were convinced
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that he was going to be banished, ostracized from the
NBA and forced to play in Taiwan or Guam or
who knows where else, And instead he is the ballerina
doing the pirouette and look at the money. Spin, Spin, spin,
I'm a ballerina, is what he's saying, right, eighty six
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million and the Rockets. I don't know that the Rocket's
gonna be any good, but they've certainly they've at least
they're at least trying to be good. They've been trying
to win any games for years they were tanking, and
at least now it appears they're putting an effort in
to put a competitive team and not a laughing stock
out on the court. It is the Ben Malor Show.
You want to come out on any of this eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox is the number eight
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seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. Time
Now for the Malor Riddle of the day. The Malor
Riddle of the day. You can answer this on Twitter
at Ben Mahler or on threads if you would like,
and that is at Ben Mahler on Fox, follow me
on threads. It just started last week trying to get
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those following numbers up. So at Ben Mahlor on Fox,
on threads, or just Ben Mahllor on the Twitter machine.
Here is the Malor Riddle of the day. So Green
Bay Packers running back Aaron Jones recently qualified for the
Blank World Championships. Again. This is the riddle of the day.
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Packers running back Aaron Jones recently qualified for the Blank
World Championships. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
The answer, We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
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He's the liar, liar and the menace of the Fox
Sports Radio network. It's the Coop, the lup Justin Cooper,
and he's at u H bronco Fan and I live
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from the tyrack dot Com Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's
Ben Mallor.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
And look who I found, Eddie Rod, the Ambassador of Bakersfield,
and he was heading out of the billion. He came
by very nice. We love Rod rodsmin how long you've
been listening to show Rod? How long has it been?
Fifteen years fifteen years, and we've we've had you in
here a few times, yes, sir, and this time you
didn't bring any crazy friend with you, so at your wife,
so that man I almost left him on the grape
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vine when I left last time, I told him you
say one more and you were out of my car. Brother,
I felt so bad. Rod came in here from Bakersfield,
which is pretty far drive if you're not familiar with
the geography. I mean it's fair amount drug and miles
and what. You came in here and you had a
buddy with you, and we had to have We asked
you politely to leave because your friend was causing some
trouble and we had to get you out here. But
it's a good year here and I know you have
(15:08):
to leave, but I want you to hang out. We'll
take some calls. I gotta pay off the malor riddle
of the day here. It is Packer's running back Aaron
Jones recently qualified for the Blank World Championships. That is
the question. What is the answer to the malor riddle
of the day. And then we'll go to the phones
with the Rod for one segment. You're hanging out. He's
(15:29):
got to get on the road in a minute. Let's
he does anyone know the answer? Page down Chester Cheetos
Cheesiest Guy Champion from Larry D. That's his answer. Matt
the Warrior Raider as fan, said he qualified for the
World Championships of begging people to join threads. These guys
are so upset Rod that I'm on threads. You know
(15:51):
what this is? My packers you're talking about here? I understand,
but hold on, say I know you know the answer.
Heimlich Maneuver Championship guest by Mallard prop Guy the Chicken
Chicken Limbo World Championships guess by ferg Dog. That's his answer.
Miguel on Fire said qualified for the crotch Lighting Championship.
That's a very impressed Alf the Alien. Opiney went with
(16:15):
ranch dressing delivery as his answer. That's discussing cookie baking. Yeah,
I will be breaking in new cookies, not for Eddie,
though I make cookies ride tomorrow. I'll be bringing some
cookies and I was gonna bring them in the night,
but I forgot. That's that damn right there. Rod wants
to stay here so he can stay Air Guitar World
Championship guest by Calligan, Tim and Michigan pickle shake drinking. Oh,
(16:39):
that's disgusting from Donkeys Sausage. Who else do we have?
Page down? Uh, let's see you're justin and Cincinnati. I
think we'll pass that over from the enchanted force courtesy
Flusher says it's the Wiscon. It's Wisconsin. It must be
beer drinking. Mitch blood Green, the former boxer guest. Oh
that was Ryan talking about Dylan Brooks. Who else do
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you have page down? Page now? Oh? Nick and Wisconsin
got a rite bad job by him? Do you have
an answer? Chill out man was guessed by Donkey Sausage.
What's your what's the answer? Rod? I'm going corn and
that is correct. You gotta right. The cornhole Championship, Thank you, Coop.
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I didn't know this was actually a I didn't know.
I didn't know the thing he qualified. He partnered up
with a professional cornhole player and uh, they had the
preliminary tournament at Summerfest and this is in South Carolina.
He earned a spot in South Carolina for the corn
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hole Championship. Now the real cornhole champion though, did you
see the video of this guy with no no hands
and no no legs and he's doing the corn hole.
That's that's quite all right. I'll take a call. You
want to take a pick a cale? You got a
bunch of calls here? Which what do you want?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Here?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Rod, the ambassador of Bakersfield is hanging out. You're off
the mic. Heres just point here right number one? Oh
look at you passed. Oh you passed over the other
people they're gonna hate you. Let's go to Josh in Vermont. Josh,
what's going on? You're on Fox Sports Radio. We're hanging out.
We've got Rod. He's a celebrity guy, the ambassador of Bakersfield.
He's hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What's the rock Baker's bill? I'm here to talk about
Dalvin Cook on? Are more teams instress in Dalvin Cook?
What is going on? He is still a top five
running back in the NFL?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, Josh, are you an analytical type.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Person kind of kind of count?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
All right? Then you are you sure you are they functioning?
Are you like blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Here or no?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No? Josh? I mean I mentioned it every time I
talked about Dalvin Cook. The nerds that run the NFL
analytics department, they believe as a running back. It doesn't
matter how old you are. If you cross fifteen hundred
touches combined catches and runs, that you have crossed the rubicon.
And Dalvin Cook, here's a fun fact. He is two
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touches over fifteen hundred two two and two. That's it too.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
He has a good thousand left in him. That's how
good Dalvin Cook is gonna be in this mindy gets
some Super Bowl champs.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Baby, are do you? Arnie Spaniel? Are you drinking? You're
drinking the same maple syrup that Arnie Spaniel's drinking. Is
that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I must, I guess I am. But I'm just telling
you he has so.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Much n and how exactly is going to play in
the Super Bowl when he's laying on a hospital bed?
How's that gonna go?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh you stop it. Don't you wish bad on my man.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm not wishing bad. I'm just merely pointing out, no, no, no, he.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Is fine last year for us, for the Vics. And
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh wait, you said for us the Vikings. Are you all?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm a Vikings fan. I'm a Vikings.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It sounds like you're a Dolphin fan too.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, I'm just a Dolphin cook fan and we have
made a bake. Say let him just walk.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So you don't believe that the Vikings will be fine,
that you can just plug anyone in at the running back.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
With our schedule next year and what we have given up,
we're a four or five win team next year, guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, all right, Josh, I gotta go call more
often though, Josh, thank you? All right, and there you go.
I pick another call. Which one do you on? Yeah?
This one's for Justin and Cincinnati? How about our little Berkeley? Actually,
all right, let's go to Berkeley A fan. No, no,
she's listened. She we love her. Uh, she's she's hanging
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out with us. Andrea from Berkeley. She was our boots
on the ground Rod at the A's A's game when
they had the reverse boycott. What's going on? Andrea? Yes,
I am great. Saleo to Rod. He's hanging out with us.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Hello, Rod, he how are you?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When's your eight thirty one fifty seven? Tell me something?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh coming up? Eight thirty one? So? Uh, leo eight
thirty one?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, virgo, oh eight thirty one.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh it's for him.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You say virgo, I say Leo. The whole world goes.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Around eight thirty one. I'm nine seventeen. I'm a fellow Virgo.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
There you go. Yeah, I should know that virgoing service, right,
and I'm four one one? There you go?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah? And you know where you were born?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
At a hospital?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I was born in Bakersfield, California, two thirty in the afternoon.
My mom was spit me up.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
My dad was signing the papers on the house. I
grew up in Wow bred and born in your whole
life in bakers You know somebody, somebody's got to put
up with it here. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So that was August thirty first, nineteen fifty seven, Yes, ma'am, Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And what was the time to thirty in the afternoon?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Thirty p m? And what's your Twitter handle?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You're getting very personal now, you're getting hand.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Okay, So should I just tell about your chart or
do you want me to take a quick look now
or what we do?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You're you're on Twitter though, right, I'm on Twitter? Yeah,
you're on Twitter? Is this his name?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Rod?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Rod in Bakersfield, Rod Sloan? There you go?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Okay, how do you sell it? R? O D?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah? You wanted Social Security now, s l O M.
Do you have an American Express or a Visa MasterCard?
S O s l O A N to all my
friends out there.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Okay, so I'll send it. Uh, I can send it
to Ben and you can read it there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
But so that's kind of cool, fellow Virgo. Virgo's sign
of health and wanting to be of service or analytical,
detail oriented and you know, really can be a bit
of a workaholics. So Virgo is assigned rule by Mercury.
So teaching, talk, king, writing is important for Virgo. And definitely,
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you know, wanting to be helpful. That's kind of a
Virgo thing. And there you go. And yeah, it's just
kind of a good energy to have when you're helping
out people at the radio show.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Well, explain that to my wife because she tells me,
I help everybody else out more and I help us out.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
So and may I ask when her birthday is?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh no, she was just boring. She just turned twenty one.
She's now legal, so congratulations, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
You know, Virgo's very organized, it's very skillful, very hopeful,
you know, very disciplined and technical in that manner. So
you're the right man for the job. Happy to say that.
And Rob Manford might not be the right man for
his job.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh no, he's the owners love him, that's all. It
doesn't matter what the players want, it's all owners love him.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
September twenty eight, nineteen fifty eight. He's a libra on
libre is a sign that rules balance and the scales.
And he's a lawyer. But to get back to the
reverse boycott that I was there for when I think
it was June thirteenth, and when they booed him during
the MLB draft, it sounded just like being there. That
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was a very raucous crowd.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, it was nice. It was good to see good
audio on that for sure.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
In fact, one of the articles said he was booed
mercilessly at the at the MLB draft and fans had jokes.
So the commissioner found himself a very unpopular figure. And
you know, it's a very publish He.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Earned it, he deserves it. He's a schmuck. And we'll
leave it at that. But Andrea, thank you, having a
wonderful day. All right? There she goes virgo and service
are you regretting that phone call. You're happy with that,
you just did that. I just want to do the
social media post there, yes, smile right, look at that.
There you go amazing.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Has there ever been a commissioner that's been cheered at
a draft?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Ever? Good point? Trying to think most popular commissioner. Yeah,
certainly in the age of social media. Maybe David Stern.
They didn't really like him in the n B A
Roger what was it, Paul Taglia booboo, the commissioner before
Goodell didn't like him. I don't know. Yeah, that's why
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I was far. I can go back Pete Roselle maybe,
but that was back when people were nicer. People were
People are generally nicer. They've respected people. Yeah, they're more,
they're more a's yeah, any want any of the remote?
I know, you got to get on the road. So
you're out here, you're gone. Thank you very much. Well,
thank you for coming by. You're doing great. You had
(25:46):
some health issues and you're doing well. You look great,
You're you're wonderful. Horse fast South Sandwich with nothing people
I can eat three or those Oh yeah, okay, well
here you I love those things. I mean they're good,
but I don't know about three eddies though. Eddie had
a big text, so hit the fact Texas that's the
huge thing, absolutely huge. That's well, that's what he said.
(26:07):
Absolutely is all right. Thank you Robe, You guys love
you would be good The Great Rod, Ambassador of Bakersfield.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
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Speaker 1 (26:29):
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Speaker 1 (26:51):
Coming up later this hour, we will have the in advice.
I want to thank Rod, the Ambassador of Bakersfield, Great,
big support of the show, big big support or what
we do here, and so it was great to see
Rod and his wife stopped by for a little bit
and had some some issues there medically, but he's doing
much better now and as he said, he's eating like
a horse and looks like his old self. Let's go
to the phones. We'll say hello to Jed who fled
(27:15):
in the Sunshine State. Hello Jed who fled.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Sound Sounds where signed a lovely speaking and wasted Matt time.
Pick this coller, Go pick the coller. She's not as
good as my line. All right, So I'm sorry I
didn't have to finish.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Start are you wait?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I say, hey, stop. That's a tryout for the talent show,
the Mallard Palooza, which is a couple of days away.
We're a couple of days away from the Mallord Palooza.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That is coming in.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Then I thought I was checking in his past Friday,
the turnover of my probation officer, just like NFL coaching,
apparently take it in his next Friday, I begin, I
re begin to perch. They wasted untilast week, those thunder
beat I've got claimed for nothing, But I will not
be calling you anymore because once something's getting clean, dude,
I'm gonna tell you this, then you got up your games.
I have no interest at all in like soberly speaking
listening to you know, Eddie a Coop in the Dead Guy.
(28:09):
I love you, of course, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you're you're announcing you're you're
actually going to become sober.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Temper temper rairi. You know, it's like the you know
what I'm saying, It's like the baseball players that get
cleaned for the you know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
The the Roid, the royd Oh okay, so you mean
test this you'ld be sober? Can you can you wait
until after the talent show? Because can you possibly please
wait until after the mal or to lose it?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What?
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Dude? I like the word to lose on the it's
the thing, dude, like, man, I got chick in this money,
I got a year analysis, but it's a year now
to lose it. So it's gonna be fun. I don't
know if that.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Works all that way.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I like I like dams laughter because it's from beyond
the grades. It's like because they're laughing in hell at
my jokes, and Satan's like, yeah, we'll see you to anybody.
That's kind of hard speaking of, it's not Playboy mansions.
The only one time my more accompass is all jacked up,
obviously the one time I started to head into the
topless bar, dude and I get picked dollar bill for
the well drink and they gave me forty seven warns
and change shooting.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Like a holocam.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Jesus popped up right beside me, dog and just raised
his op brown and I broke out. And that's the
plus I've ever been to, not Playboy matches. I think
that was related somehow. Dude, like women and toplessness. Stop,
do you think I'm there?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
The silence, dude, the silent.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Blame you and blame back, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You you complain when I interrupt you. You complain when
they don't interrupt you. You all you do is complain.
I'm letting you talk.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Hey, I hate your schoolgirl nature because you're the first
word of each one of your sentences. And I don't
know if you're on mess who, but it's like you
hear you wait wait wait wait hold no, no, no no,
And I just I'm embarrassed for you, dude, because you're
you're a nationally indicated.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You're on there everywhere.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Wait wait wait, wait now go okay.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Thank you, okay, all right, thank you, yes, thank you?
All right, go go away? All right? My god, jedhu
Fled he is the guy that cries wolf. Though he's
called us up many times, said I'm not gonna be
able to call anymore. I'm going to jail. Well, uh,
I violated my probation, this, that and the other thing. Oh,
(30:03):
he did say, this is temporary. So he just asked
the sober up, he claimed, and then he'll be able
to pass his drug test and then he'll be back
to the debauchery, back to the debauchery.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
So yes, I imagine I know by the way, I
know it was at some point when I was when
I was on vacation. But when did you announce the.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
The Mallard Paloozers. We we announced it. I think when
I came back from New York we announced it. Okay, yeah,
why is that?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Do we need to push back the mallet Poaloosa the
people planning on traveling I think to be at the
mallor Palooza.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Oh really, I just we haven't had anybody called to
like officially sign.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
We have no we have no acts in the Mallard Palooza.
Holy craft. That's why I was one.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
I mean because I wasn't here, so I don't know
if people called what I was gone.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But well it doesn't matter if they did call, because
we had seven people fill in for you. They couldn't
even put the podcast up, so I don't know that
they would even take notes.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Yeah, so I don't have any official sign ups and
this is problematic.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Then, I mean, you might have to push back the
Mallard Palooz. Do you have any pre recording I have
several pre record acts, Kathy and Madison. Ohio Al has
entered as well. He's got an act, So I have
a couple there. I think there's a couple other ones.
I believe. I have to go through my email. Well,
this is disappointing. We've always had tons of acts for
the Mallard Paloos. It's always been a big event on
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the show. And if there's not a lot of interesting
maybe we'll just cancel the Mallard Pallus if people aren't
into it, if we don't if we have no one
that has talent that wants to entertain, to sing or
tell jokes or I think it's because I wasn't here.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Now that I'm here now that I expect sign ins
to start, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Following in, but they better happened fast. Coop. You have
the rest of this show, which is an hour and
less than an hour and twenty minutes, and then we
have tomorrow's show, and then that we were planning on
doing it Tuesday into Wednesday. That's what we had scheduled
for the Mallard Palooz. I mean I could push it
back a day if you want. You think we should
push it back a day? Push it back now, push
(31:58):
it back.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
No, let's see, let's see how we're doing well.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
We might have to give advice to us on how
to get more acts for the mallet.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It was Wednesday and Thursday, so I guess I was
wrong there.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
But there was some confusion. I know Jay Scoop had
mentioned he was confused by too. Maybe I screwed up
and gave the wrong date. I don't know. It is
possible I gave the wrong date. I have no I
was a little when I came back from my travels.
There was a lot out of it. So maybe I
gave the wrong date. And then I switched to date.
I don't know who goofed. I've got to know. All right,
(32:30):
we'll sort that all out. But we'd love some acts
for the Mallard Palooza. It's a big thing we do.
We have a lot of fun. We have an in
studio judge that is part of this. We have a
panel of voting, we have the online vote. It's a
lot of fun. Everyone's got some kind of hidden talent
and this is an opportunity for you to perform to
We have a pretty large audience. Even though we're on
in the middle of the night, you get to be
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heard by people all over the world. We had call
early from Australia. We're on Australia, New Zealand, all over Europe,
on the American Forces Network and all the ships at
sea and all that. So we have people listening all
over the place that can can hear your act. So
it's a big stage, it's a big platform. And wouldn't
it be great if we had somebody win the Mallard
palloos and then they go on and become a platinum artist.
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Wouldn't that be amazing? And then he wakes up, Yes,
then he wakes up. It is the Ben Mahler Show. Coop.
I don't know what you're doing over there, because we
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Hello and welcome. It's our number three. What time is it?
It's Dame time. Our obligatory Mallard monologue on the life
and times and stylings of the Blazers Guard. What is
your perspective on this latest report that says Dame lild
is still expected to land with the heat despite consternation
(00:22):
between Miami and Portland. Also, we go to Houston where
Eme Udoka was the one that supposedly rejected the rockets
going out and getting James Harden? Is that savvy or silly?
And was former Grizzly guard Dylan Brooks trash talking antics
vindicated by the contract he signed in Houston over the weekend.
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We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
It is our number three. What time is it? It's
Dame time, That's what time. Not game time. No, no, no,
Dame time. It's a difference. They're welcome the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Balor Show. We are in
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Malord Riddle of the Day the Insta advice line as
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well coming up a little bit later in the even
have someone pop in to say hello, who knows? But
our lead this hour comes from pro bouncy Ball. Another
day and another plot twist in the story of stories,
and it involves a certain guard on the Oregon Trail.
Consider this our obligatory Mallard monologue on Dame Lillard trade talks.
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Have you heard the list? Has he been traded? No,
he has not been traded. Okay, let me get you
cut up to speed. So, although it is taking much much, much, much,
much much much longer than expected, NBA agents and executives
reportedly still believe that Dame Lillard will ultimately end up
(02:41):
traded from Portland where Miami, Miami, Miami. The Blazers said
to be waiting for Miami to figure out a third
team to get them the goodies they want in return
for Damian Lillard. They have got yet to do that.
The Heater canvassing the NBA trying to get to draft
(03:05):
picks and other players, and Portland wants a train heist
type of a trade to acquire from Miami in exchange
for Damian Lillard. So let us discuss the question, what
is your perspective, all right? What is your perspective on
Dame Lillard's expected trade to the Heat, that he's still
(03:25):
expected to be going to Miami despite the nothing being
done at this particular point. So I've got Jimminy, Cricket, Dogma,
and Ballerina, and we will combine all of these things together.
Now we're going to make an amazing donut. They got
these really good donuts in Portland. I've never been there,
but I've heard they're really good. All right, So, first
(03:46):
of all, to say that this is a long drawn
out process a bit of an understatement, but here we are.
This thing's been going on and on and on. Lillard
formally demanded a trade the team he wants to play for, Miami.
Miami is interested in the player and here we sit
and nothing has been done. But you must follow the
(04:07):
rule of drama. You follow the rule of drama. Things
are much more messy, unpredictable, and complicated than they need
to be. That goes with the NBA gossip loves conflict.
NBA gossip in particular, they love the conflict. But this
is a reminder, right, It's a reminder that all these
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NBA players and executives are actors in a soap opera.
They have a wide cast of characters, a wide cast
of characters. In a previous episode of this show, we
told you that Damian Lillo's agent had meddled with his
client and telling other teams not to even bother, calling
the Miami Heat don't even bother. His client only wants
(04:50):
to play for the heatles and crickets crickets ergo ergo
Jimminy cricket the most famous crit of them all from Pinocchio.
And when you wish upon a star, it makes no
difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come true.
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If you are a big enough star and you've got
a bully of an agent, and you make ultimatums, you
will eventually get what you want. That's usually how these
things work, with few exceptions, and the exceptions are so
long ago it's starting to become a moot point.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Secondly, we move now from Houston to Miami, Miami. No, no,
we moved to Houston from Miami, I should say. All right,
So there were reports that the Roquets were interested in
getting James Harden back. We talked about it. It seemed like
that was an open secret in the NBA. James Harden,
(05:50):
while he was playing for the Sixers, was gonna reunite
with the ballet dancers in Houston. They were gonna have
a grand old time there. It's gonna be marvelous for
James Harden, just a few years after he forced his
way out of a Rockets uniform and bounced around to
Brooklyn and then eventually ended up with the Sixers. And
(06:11):
now he's going to go back to Houston. But it
didn't happen. The reunion fizzled out. Why did it fizzle out? Well,
Harden decided to exercise his player option next year and
then said, you know what, on second thought, I would
like to be traded. I'm gonna exercise my option, but
I would like a nice trade, and that has not
happened yet either, as Harden still hanging out in purgatory
(06:33):
waiting for a transaction. But rather than trade for Harden,
the Roquets decided to turn elsewhere to fill their need.
We are told that the reason they did that is
the new coach, the ex Celtic Eme Udoka, did not
want the former Rocket coming back. He did not want
(06:56):
his new team to go after James Harden, and he
put his foot down and said, listen, I don't want
this guy. And I'm the coach and I don't want
this guy. And the former Celtic coach said, it's not
gonna work here. So is the current coach of the Rockets.
The former Celtics coach, Emy Udoka is e may Eujoka
rejecting the move for James Harden with the Rockets savvy
(07:19):
or silly. So it is shrewd is what it is.
A shrewd move, not savvy or silly. A trude is
the word I will use, and I get it. Udoka.
He wants to put his proprietary blend into the Houston
Rockets roster. And he thinks, I mean, he assumes the
position that he's a genius, and he got the Celtics
(07:41):
to the NBA Finals, and if only he had not
meddled with the secretary, he'd still be coaching the Celtics
and all that. But he does not want Harden there,
and it actually makes sense. I don't know that there's
any team that's gonna be giddy if they get James Harden,
even though the guy can score twenty five points a game.
He can get as many points as you want. He'll
(08:02):
vanish in the playoffs and all that. But Harden is
from the old country and he was part of the
last round of success that they had in Houston. And
Udokah's like, hey, listen, I want my dogma in the
locker room. I don't want James Harden's dogma. Harden not
gonna listen to me. He doesn't listen to anybody. Harden
(08:25):
does what he wants when he wants, and that's it.
And so he wants players. He wants to evangelize Emai
Udoka to the players and convince them that this is
the way to do it and he's gonna convert them
and all this stuff and it's gonna work out well.
And Harden's a well traveled canine. It is very difficult.
We know the old line to teach old dogs and
(08:45):
new tricks. Good luck on that. So Houston went with
Fred van Vliet. Fred van Wait the good name for
the old pa announcer at Madison Square Garden to pronounce
there the later the Toronto Raptors. He's twenty nine and
he's been around a while. However, Van Vliet never tasted
the glorified. Now, he did win a championship with Toronto
(09:08):
when they had Kawhi Leonard back in the day, but
he's never been considered one of the all time great
players like James Harden has been considered. So Fred van
Vliet does not have that around him. Therefore, in theory,
he is more likely to buy into the new franchise.
Talking points mail All right, final thought, We're gonna stay
in Houston. Dylan Brooks, the much talked about Dylan Brooks
(09:34):
who was playing in Memphis and was talking trash to everybody,
talking trash about Lebron James and all that. And there's
a lot of dumb people that think Memphis lost because
Dylan Brooks talk trash. Those people are called the village idiots.
But anyway, Dylan Brooks was according to the Internet, Dylan
Brooks was going to have to play in some far,
far away land, that there's no way he was gonna
(09:55):
find a place in the NBA. Well, he did end
up on the NBA's All second team defensive unit for
twenty twenty two to twenty twenty three, and he followed
that up recently with a green to a contract with
the Houston Rockets for a deal almost worth ninety million
dollars just short of that eighty six million for four
(10:16):
years to take his talents to the Rockets. In freition.
Now not lacking confidence amid the move to the state
of Texas, Dylan Brooks in free agency made a very
bold claim this guy's a SoundBite machine about his reputation
among other NBA players. According to Brooks himself, he thinks
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his defensive capabilities enable him to live in opponents heads
rent free that there are NBA players that have the
Heaby gbis because they're matching up against Dylan Brooks in
a game the following day. According to Brooks himself, this
is not somebody speaking for Dylan Brooks. This is Dylan
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Brooks himself, right, is himself. He thinks his defensive abilities
enable him to dominate. Says quote, I know every single
night guys are thinking about me. It's in their mind
before the game even starts. Close quote from Dylan Brooks.
So the question here was Dylan Brooks trash talking antics
(11:22):
vindicated this offseason? The answer one hundred percent. I would
say one thousand percent, but I'm gonna say at one
hundred percent. This is buzz lightyear like to infinity and
beyond for Dylan Brooks that he's getting paid almost ninety
million dollars. And it's another one of those examples of
(11:44):
a disconnect between social media, the matrix, and the real world.
Because in the matrix, Dylan Brooks was kicked, he was
need he was elbowed, he was poked in the eye
by social media, the geniuses on there on the So
these people and the algorithms and the bots were convinced
(12:06):
that he was going to be banished, ostracized from the
NBA and forced to play in Taiwan or Guam or
who knows where else, And instead he is the ballerina
doing the pirouette and look at the money. Spin, Spin, spin,
I'm a ballerina, is what he's saying, right, eighty six
(12:28):
million and the Rockets. I don't know that the Rocket's
gonna be any good, but they've certainly they've at least
they're at least trying to be good. They've been trying
to win any games for years they were tanking, and
at least now it appears they're putting an effort in
to put a competitive team and not a laughing stock
out on the court. It is the Ben Malor Show.
You want to come out on any of this eight
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by very nice. We love Rod rodsmin how long you've
been listening to show Rod? How long has it been?
Fifteen years fifteen years, and we've we've had you in
here a few times, yes, sir, and this time you
didn't bring any crazy friend with you, so at your wife,
so that man I almost left him on the grape
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vine when I left last time, I told him you
say one more and you were out of my car. Brother,
I felt so bad. Rod came in here from Bakersfield,
which is pretty far drive if you're not familiar with
the geography. I mean it's fair amount drug and miles
and what. You came in here and you had a
buddy with you, and we had to have We asked
you politely to leave because your friend was causing some
trouble and we had to get you out here. But
it's a good year here and I know you have
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to leave, but I want you to hang out. We'll
take some calls. I gotta pay off the malor riddle
of the day here. It is Packer's running back Aaron
Jones recently qualified for the Blank World Championships. That is
the question. What is the answer to the malor riddle
of the day. And then we'll go to the phones
with the Rod for one segment. You're hanging out. He's
(15:29):
got to get on the road in a minute. Let's
he does anyone know the answer? Page down Chester Cheetos
Cheesiest Guy Champion from Larry D. That's his answer. Matt
the Warrior Raider as fan, said he qualified for the
World Championships of begging people to join threads. These guys
are so upset Rod that I'm on threads. You know
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what this is? My packers you're talking about here? I understand,
but hold on, say I know you know the answer.
Heimlich Maneuver Championship guest by Mallard prop Guy the Chicken
Chicken Limbo World Championships guess by ferg Dog. That's his answer.
Miguel on Fire said qualified for the crotch Lighting Championship.
That's a very impressed Alf the Alien. Opiney went with
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ranch dressing delivery as his answer. That's discussing cookie baking. Yeah,
I will be breaking in new cookies, not for Eddie,
though I make cookies ride tomorrow. I'll be bringing some
cookies and I was gonna bring them in the night,
but I forgot. That's that damn right there. Rod wants
to stay here so he can stay Air Guitar World
Championship guest by Calligan, Tim and Michigan pickle shake drinking. Oh,
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that's disgusting from Donkeys Sausage. Who else do we have?
Page down? Uh, let's see you're justin and Cincinnati. I
think we'll pass that over from the enchanted force courtesy
Flusher says it's the Wiscon. It's Wisconsin. It must be
beer drinking. Mitch blood Green, the former boxer guest. Oh
that was Ryan talking about Dylan Brooks. Who else do
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you have page down? Page now? Oh? Nick and Wisconsin
got a rite bad job by him? Do you have
an answer? Chill out man was guessed by Donkey Sausage.
What's your what's the answer? Rod? I'm going corn and
that is correct. You gotta right. The cornhole Championship, Thank you, Coop.
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I didn't know this was actually a I didn't know.
I didn't know the thing he qualified. He partnered up
with a professional cornhole player and uh, they had the
preliminary tournament at Summerfest and this is in South Carolina.
He earned a spot in South Carolina for the corn
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hole Championship. Now the real cornhole champion though, did you
see the video of this guy with no no hands
and no no legs and he's doing the corn hole.
That's that's quite all right. I'll take a call. You
want to take a pick a cale? You got a
bunch of calls here? Which what do you want?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Here?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Rod, the ambassador of Bakersfield is hanging out. You're off
the mic. Heres just point here right number one? Oh
look at you passed. Oh you passed over the other
people they're gonna hate you. Let's go to Josh in Vermont. Josh,
what's going on? You're on Fox Sports Radio. We're hanging out.
We've got Rod. He's a celebrity guy, the ambassador of Bakersfield.
He's hanging out with us.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
What's the rock Baker's bill? I'm here to talk about
Dalvin Cook on? Are more teams instress in Dalvin Cook?
What is going on? He is still a top five
running back in the NFL?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well, Josh, are you an analytical type.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Person kind of kind of count?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
All right? Then you are you sure you are they functioning?
Are you like blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Here or no?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
No? Josh? I mean I mentioned it every time I
talked about Dalvin Cook. The nerds that run the NFL
analytics department, they believe as a running back. It doesn't
matter how old you are. If you cross fifteen hundred
touches combined catches and runs, that you have crossed the rubicon.
And Dalvin Cook, here's a fun fact. He is two
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touches over fifteen hundred two two and two. That's it too.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
He has a good thousand left in him. That's how
good Dalvin Cook is gonna be in this mindy gets
some Super Bowl champs.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Baby, are do you? Arnie Spaniel? Are you drinking? You're
drinking the same maple syrup that Arnie Spaniel's drinking. Is
that what you're doing?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I must, I guess I am. But I'm just telling
you he has so.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Much n and how exactly is going to play in
the Super Bowl when he's laying on a hospital bed?
How's that gonna go?
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh you stop it. Don't you wish bad on my man.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm not wishing bad. I'm just merely pointing out, no, no, no, he.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Is fine last year for us, for the Vics. And
I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Oh wait, you said for us the Vikings. Are you all?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I'm a Vikings fan. I'm a Vikings.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
It sounds like you're a Dolphin fan too.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, I'm just a Dolphin cook fan and we have
made a bake. Say let him just walk.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
So you don't believe that the Vikings will be fine,
that you can just plug anyone in at the running back.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
With our schedule next year and what we have given up,
we're a four or five win team next year, guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, all right, Josh, I gotta go call more
often though, Josh, thank you? All right, and there you go.
I pick another call. Which one do you on? Yeah?
This one's for Justin and Cincinnati? How about our little Berkeley? Actually,
all right, let's go to Berkeley A fan. No, no,
she's listened. She we love her. Uh, she's she's hanging
(20:41):
out with us. Andrea from Berkeley. She was our boots
on the ground Rod at the A's A's game when
they had the reverse boycott. What's going on? Andrea? Yes,
I am great. Saleo to Rod. He's hanging out with us.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Hello, Rod, he how are you?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
When's your eight thirty one fifty seven? Tell me something?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Oh coming up? Eight thirty one? So? Uh, leo eight
thirty one?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
No, virgo, oh eight thirty one.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Oh it's for him.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
You say virgo, I say Leo. The whole world goes.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Around eight thirty one. I'm nine seventeen. I'm a fellow Virgo.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
There you go. Yeah, I should know that virgoing service, right,
and I'm four one one? There you go?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Yeah? And you know where you were born?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
At a hospital?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
I was born in Bakersfield, California, two thirty in the afternoon.
My mom was spit me up.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
My dad was signing the papers on the house. I
grew up in Wow bred and born in your whole
life in bakers You know somebody, somebody's got to put
up with it here. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
So that was August thirty first, nineteen fifty seven, Yes, ma'am, Bakersfield, California.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
And what was the time to thirty in the afternoon?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Thirty p m? And what's your Twitter handle?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
You're getting very personal now, you're getting hand.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Okay, So should I just tell about your chart or
do you want me to take a quick look now
or what we do?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
You're you're on Twitter though, right, I'm on Twitter? Yeah,
you're on Twitter? Is this his name?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Rod?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Rod in Bakersfield, Rod Sloan? There you go?
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Okay, how do you sell it? R? O D?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah? You wanted Social Security now, s l O M.
Do you have an American Express or a Visa MasterCard?
S O s l O A N to all my
friends out there.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Okay, so I'll send it. Uh, I can send it
to Ben and you can read it there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Okay, sounds good, sounds good.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
But so that's kind of cool, fellow Virgo. Virgo's sign
of health and wanting to be of service or analytical,
detail oriented and you know, really can be a bit
of a workaholics. So Virgo is assigned rule by Mercury.
So teaching, talk, king, writing is important for Virgo. And definitely,
(23:05):
you know, wanting to be helpful. That's kind of a
Virgo thing. And there you go. And yeah, it's just
kind of a good energy to have when you're helping
out people at the radio show.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Well, explain that to my wife because she tells me,
I help everybody else out more and I help us out.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
So and may I ask when her birthday is?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh no, she was just boring. She just turned twenty one.
She's now legal, so congratulations, unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
You know, Virgo's very organized, it's very skillful, very hopeful,
you know, very disciplined and technical in that manner. So
you're the right man for the job. Happy to say that.
And Rob Manford might not be the right man for
his job.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Oh no, he's the owners love him, that's all. It
doesn't matter what the players want, it's all owners love him.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
September twenty eight, nineteen fifty eight. He's a libra on
libre is a sign that rules balance and the scales.
And he's a lawyer. But to get back to the
reverse boycott that I was there for when I think
it was June thirteenth, and when they booed him during
the MLB draft, it sounded just like being there. That
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was a very raucous crowd.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, it was nice. It was good to see good
audio on that for sure.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
In fact, one of the articles said he was booed
mercilessly at the at the MLB draft and fans had jokes.
So the commissioner found himself a very unpopular figure. And
you know, it's a very publish He.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Earned it, he deserves it. He's a schmuck. And we'll
leave it at that. But Andrea, thank you, having a
wonderful day. All right? There she goes virgo and service
are you regretting that phone call. You're happy with that,
you just did that. I just want to do the
social media post there, yes, smile right, look at that.
There you go amazing.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Has there ever been a commissioner that's been cheered at
a draft?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Ever? Good point? Trying to think most popular commissioner. Yeah,
certainly in the age of social media. Maybe David Stern.
They didn't really like him in the n B A
Roger what was it, Paul Taglia booboo, the commissioner before
Goodell didn't like him. I don't know. Yeah, that's why
(25:25):
I was far. I can go back Pete Roselle maybe,
but that was back when people were nicer. People were
People are generally nicer. They've respected people. Yeah, they're more,
they're more a's yeah, any want any of the remote?
I know, you got to get on the road. So
you're out here, you're gone. Thank you very much. Well,
thank you for coming by. You're doing great. You had
(25:46):
some health issues and you're doing well. You look great,
You're you're wonderful. Horse fast South Sandwich with nothing people
I can eat three or those Oh yeah, okay, well
here you I love those things. I mean they're good,
but I don't know about three eddies though. Eddie had
a big text, so hit the fact Texas that's the
huge thing, absolutely huge. That's well, that's what he said.
(26:07):
Absolutely is all right. Thank you Robe, You guys love
you would be good The Great Rod, Ambassador of Bakersfield.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
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Speaker 1 (26:51):
Coming up later this hour, we will have the in advice.
I want to thank Rod, the Ambassador of Bakersfield, Great,
big support of the show, big big support or what
we do here, and so it was great to see
Rod and his wife stopped by for a little bit
and had some some issues there medically, but he's doing
much better now and as he said, he's eating like
a horse and looks like his old self. Let's go
to the phones. We'll say hello to Jed who fled
(27:15):
in the Sunshine State. Hello Jed who fled.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
Sound Sounds where signed a lovely speaking and wasted Matt time.
Pick this coller, Go pick the coller. She's not as
good as my line. All right, So I'm sorry I
didn't have to finish.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Start are you wait?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I say, hey, stop. That's a tryout for the talent show,
the Mallard Palooza, which is a couple of days away.
We're a couple of days away from the Mallord Palooza.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That is coming in.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Then I thought I was checking in his past Friday,
the turnover of my probation officer, just like NFL coaching,
apparently take it in his next Friday, I begin, I
re begin to perch. They wasted untilast week, those thunder
beat I've got claimed for nothing, But I will not
be calling you anymore because once something's getting clean, dude,
I'm gonna tell you this, then you got up your games.
I have no interest at all in like soberly speaking
listening to you know, Eddie a Coop in the Dead Guy.
(28:09):
I love you, of course, but I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, you're you're announcing you're you're
actually going to become sober.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Temper temper rairi. You know, it's like the you know
what I'm saying, It's like the baseball players that get
cleaned for the you know.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
The the Roid, the royd Oh okay, so you mean
test this you'ld be sober? Can you can you wait
until after the talent show? Because can you possibly please
wait until after the mal or to lose it?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
What?
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Dude? I like the word to lose on the it's
the thing, dude, like, man, I got chick in this money,
I got a year analysis, but it's a year now
to lose it. So it's gonna be fun. I don't
know if that.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Works all that way.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
I like I like dams laughter because it's from beyond
the grades. It's like because they're laughing in hell at
my jokes, and Satan's like, yeah, we'll see you to anybody.
That's kind of hard speaking of, it's not Playboy mansions.
The only one time my more accompass is all jacked up,
obviously the one time I started to head into the
topless bar, dude and I get picked dollar bill for
the well drink and they gave me forty seven warns
and change shooting.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Like a holocam.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Jesus popped up right beside me, dog and just raised
his op brown and I broke out. And that's the
plus I've ever been to, not Playboy matches. I think
that was related somehow. Dude, like women and toplessness. Stop,
do you think I'm there?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
The silence, dude, the silent.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
Blame you and blame back, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You you complain when I interrupt you. You complain when
they don't interrupt you. You all you do is complain.
I'm letting you talk.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Hey, I hate your schoolgirl nature because you're the first
word of each one of your sentences. And I don't
know if you're on mess who, but it's like you
hear you wait wait wait wait hold no, no, no no,
And I just I'm embarrassed for you, dude, because you're
you're a nationally indicated.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
You're on there everywhere.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Wait wait wait, wait now go okay.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Thank you, okay, all right, thank you, yes, thank you?
All right, go go away? All right? My god, jedhu
Fled he is the guy that cries wolf. Though he's
called us up many times, said I'm not gonna be
able to call anymore. I'm going to jail. Well, uh,
I violated my probation, this, that and the other thing. Oh,
(30:03):
he did say, this is temporary. So he just asked
the sober up, he claimed, and then he'll be able
to pass his drug test and then he'll be back
to the debauchery, back to the debauchery.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
So yes, I imagine I know by the way, I
know it was at some point when I was when
I was on vacation. But when did you announce the.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
The Mallard Paloozers. We we announced it. I think when
I came back from New York we announced it. Okay, yeah,
why is that?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Do we need to push back the mallet Poaloosa the
people planning on traveling I think to be at the
mallor Palooza.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Oh really, I just we haven't had anybody called to
like officially sign.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
We have no we have no acts in the Mallard Palooza.
Holy craft. That's why I was one.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
I mean because I wasn't here, so I don't know
if people called what I was gone.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
But well it doesn't matter if they did call, because
we had seven people fill in for you. They couldn't
even put the podcast up, so I don't know that
they would even take notes.
Speaker 6 (30:56):
Yeah, so I don't have any official sign ups and
this is problematic.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Then, I mean, you might have to push back the
Mallard Palooz. Do you have any pre recording I have
several pre record acts, Kathy and Madison. Ohio Al has
entered as well. He's got an act, So I have
a couple there. I think there's a couple other ones.
I believe. I have to go through my email. Well,
this is disappointing. We've always had tons of acts for
the Mallard Paloos. It's always been a big event on
(31:21):
the show. And if there's not a lot of interesting
maybe we'll just cancel the Mallard Pallus if people aren't
into it, if we don't if we have no one
that has talent that wants to entertain, to sing or
tell jokes or I think it's because I wasn't here.
Speaker 6 (31:34):
Now that I'm here now that I expect sign ins
to start, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Following in, but they better happened fast. Coop. You have
the rest of this show, which is an hour and
less than an hour and twenty minutes, and then we
have tomorrow's show, and then that we were planning on
doing it Tuesday into Wednesday. That's what we had scheduled
for the Mallard Palooz. I mean I could push it
back a day if you want. You think we should
push it back a day? Push it back now, push
(31:58):
it back.
Speaker 6 (31:59):
No, let's see, let's see how we're doing well.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
We might have to give advice to us on how
to get more acts for the mallet.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
It was Wednesday and Thursday, so I guess I was
wrong there.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
But there was some confusion. I know Jay Scoop had
mentioned he was confused by too. Maybe I screwed up
and gave the wrong date. I don't know. It is
possible I gave the wrong date. I have no I
was a little when I came back from my travels.
There was a lot out of it. So maybe I
gave the wrong date. And then I switched to date.
I don't know who goofed. I've got to know. All right,
(32:30):
we'll sort that all out. But we'd love some acts
for the Mallard Palooza. It's a big thing we do.
We have a lot of fun. We have an in
studio judge that is part of this. We have a
panel of voting, we have the online vote. It's a
lot of fun. Everyone's got some kind of hidden talent
and this is an opportunity for you to perform to
We have a pretty large audience. Even though we're on
in the middle of the night, you get to be
(32:51):
heard by people all over the world. We had call
early from Australia. We're on Australia, New Zealand, all over Europe,
on the American Forces Network and all the ships at
sea and all that. So we have people listening all
over the place that can can hear your act. So
it's a big stage, it's a big platform. And wouldn't
it be great if we had somebody win the Mallard
palloos and then they go on and become a platinum artist.
(33:13):
Wouldn't that be amazing? And then he wakes up, Yes,
then he wakes up. It is the Ben Mahler Show. Coop.
I don't know what you're doing over there, because we
have to clear the lines out. It's time for the
insta advice line. Unscreened radio, the insta advice line. I
think we know who needs the advice. I think we
(33:34):
need the advice. We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 1 (34:16):
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Hold that do no one's paid attention to me for
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It's the always popular instant advice line. Each and every
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We need your help, We need advice, your advice to
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couple of days eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox
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Speaker 8 (35:21):
Quick telling people that join that communist chess pool thread.
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Take a chill pill my man, calm down. Line four
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Speaker 5 (35:33):
You guys need to offer a trip to somewhere Idaho
or anywhere South Dakota.
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Okay, thank you, Yes, super Mark, Steve. We'll get right
on that with the budget we have. Hello, Line five,
you're on the Airline five.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Got Marcel and lives though to do a cooking show together.
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Now, that would be wonderful. We should see if Marcel
wants to be part of this. We'll ask him if
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You're next year. Instant Advice Line. How to get the
Mallard Palooza twenty twenty three more ax or any acts for.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
The matter Stevie Meatballs Balls meet Steebe.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Okay, thank you. We haven't heard from Stevie Meatballs. Maybe
that was him, Probably that. I don't know anyone else
that will call up about Steven Meatballs. Hello, call your next.
It's the instant advice line for the Ben Maler Show.
We need advice. How to get talent acts for the
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Speaker 8 (36:19):
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with Ava bond.
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Thank you have another one, sir, Hello, you're next on
the airline. Let's go to line four.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
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Okay, Line five is next? Hello, line five in the
morning time time?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Do I come in?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
That?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Would that be be like to pick a slot? You
gotta pick a slot there. Let's go to line six. Hello,
Line six, David. Okay, thank you for that. I'm glad
you bring your own soundbites there, sir. Line one, you're
on the Airline one.
Speaker 8 (36:54):
Hello, free weed for all contestants.
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That's a great idea, Coop, can you provide weed? Are
you willing to do that? Line four? Hello, line no,
Coop says no. Line four, Hello.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
You said no. You're right. I'll stay in dere for y'all.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Let you go, okay, thank you, Just don't drop the soap.
Line five Hello, Line five. Line five is not there.
We'll go to line six. Line six, you're on the air.
It's the instant advice line for our show. Advice on
how to make the mallard to lose it. Why do
you keep hitting your buttons? Right, don't hit the buttons.
I'm about oh you know what. I'm hanging up? But
(37:31):
you scare you? There you go, Hello, you're on the air. Hello,
what's going on here? Line one? Your next line one
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Line one is the instant advice line to us on
how to get some acts going for the Malar Palooza
twenty twenty three. Hello, line one, I'm brady here.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
The crush on.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Okay, thank you? Yes, all right? The line your next, whatever?
Line that is, Hello, you're on the air the hand job, Okay,
thank you for that. I don't know that that last
part I don't think will make it, but uh, you
know there's the sentiments there. Line five, Hello, line five, Okay,
thank you for that slug. I don't live in Vegas.
(38:16):
I don't know that we have access to that. Hello,
you're next. Line six, you're on the Airline six.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Dreads and the clippers both blow.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Okay, you know what, So you're banned from the show
now for the rest of your life. You're never allowed
to call the show again. Line one, You're on the
Airline one. We're giving advice to the Malor Palooza to
get more acts for our show. Hello, all right, Jed,
give it a break, give it a damn break. We'll
do one more coop, one more hurry up pick final
(38:45):
call on the incident of ice. Line for the Malletpalooza.
Line four, Line four, you're on the Airline four.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Go's the reason why.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Is we read out of time? That's why all men
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