July 12, 2023 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about PGA Tour officials defending their Saudi golf deal, Northwestern keeping all the assistants after firing head coach Pat Fitzgerald, Mallerpalooza acts, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our Duber three.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The Malor Palooza continues here an hour number three. And
what did you make of the PGA tour officials defending
their Saudi golf deal inside the Beltway? Do you believe
the PGA when they say golfers are allowed to criticize
Saudi Arabia? And why did we'll move on from golf
talks and college football? Why did Northwestern keep all the
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assistants after firing head coach Pat Fitzgerald. We'll talk about
that as well. Here we go our three of the
Malor paloser in a defensive posture. That's the PGA right now.
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Palooza twenty twenty three. I remember when the goat Man
last year made this really cool logo for Malarpalooza twenty
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twenty two. Help goat Man's doing all right, but it
was beautiful. It was such a cool logo that I
actually had it blown up. I thought it was really
neat for the show. But it is Mala Paluza twenty
twenty three kind of a variety show. We've had to
gong a couple peel off, but we've had some great acts.
Everyone's been been giving it the great effort, the old
college try and all that. And give credit to everyone
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that's taking part in everyone that we have coming up
over the next couple hours of the malord Palooza, and
the top four people will go to the vote of
the public.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We will decide who we.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Think is the winner via the point total, and then
we will have the top four people will have a
pull up on the Twitter machine and you can decide
via your votes who you thought was the top person
in the town show. But we are here to talk
plausibly sports. And there's a story that caught my attention
that is a golf story, but it's really more of
a political story.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's the beginning of what is.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Going to be the next era of sports, as the
Saudi government decided they want to get in on American
sports and screw with American sports and whatnot. They've got
enough money to do whatever they want, and so it's
gonna be fascinating to see how this plays out. Now
golf is the guinea pig in all this. And if
you didn't see because you were out doing other stuff,
the PGA Tour had their officials that were called into
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Congress all of this because of the deal they made
with the Saudis, which is not official yet. And if
you didn't see it, members of the Homeland Security and
Government Affairs Committee that sounds very imposing, grilled the COO
chief Operating officer of the PGA Tour, guy named Ron Price.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Have no idea who that is.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And Policy Board director Jimmy Dunn, I know who that
guy is because we talked about him. He was someone
I believe he went golfing on nine to eleven. Otherwise
he would have been in the World Trade Center and
likely would be dead. But he now works at the
PGA tor he's a policy board director, which sounds like
a bullcrap position that gets paid a lot of money.
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And so those are the two guys. And despite sharply
criticizing the Saudi government and the live golf tour and
all that for many many months, these people who work
at the PGA said this is terrible and all this stuff,
the people that join and live were disloyal. And then
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they cut a check. The Saudis cut a check, and
all of a sudden, the PGA people got in line
and they said, you know what, I don't think it's
that bad. Cut my head off. As long as you
pay me, I'm good. So they took the money from
the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund, and that has over
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seven hundred billion. In fact, I donated to the Saudi
Arabia Public Investment Fund. I got gas yesterday, so I
donated some money to the Saudis. So I'm helping pay
for the PGA tour. But it was a very acrimonious situation. Now,
full disclosure, this happened while I was sleeping. As you know,
we do the overnight show, but I did, through the
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beauty of YouTube, go back and watch, and I was
able to fast forward through what I thought were the
boring parts of it. So let us discuss the question
what did you make of the PGA tour officials defending
their Saudi golf deal to the p people who are
part of the Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So what did you make of? Is I got the.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Jitterbug, freebie and logistics, and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make some
political red tape, which is what the PGA Tour is
dealing with right now. So, first of all, the parts
that I watched on the YouTube, this was mostly by
the book. Battle lines have been drawn and it was
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like a live performance political theater, is what it was.
Because on one side you had the blowhard politicians, most
of them grandstanding, and this has also become like everything
else in modern society, it's a political issue. If you
support the PGA deal with the Saudias, that's a Republican side.
If you're against it, it's a democratic side. That seems
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to be the way it went based on the people
from Congress that were speaking. The chosen voted for were
leaders wink wink in air quotes here in America. So
there was a lot of political grand standing. On the
other side, you had the PGA weasels who kept to
the talking points memo and you could tell that they
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had gone through some mock hearings and they had studied
for this event. They were well polished, and they had
their special shoes on. They were doing the jitterbug, doing
a little tap dancing, doing the jitterbug. The PGA claimed
they could not economically compete with Live over a long
drawn out legal battle. That was one talking point. They
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said that they cut the deal because even though they
were winning the legal battle, they just couldn't afford it
and they had to stop the existential threat that's a
big word, existential threat from materialized. They also claimed very
boldly that the Saudi money no losers in this. Everyone
will be benefiting from this. They also emphasized the charities
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trying to tugget people's heartstrings. Now, Secondly, this guy, Richard Blumenthal,
a Democrat from Connecticut, was worried about the NDAs that
would have to be signed and whatnot, and golfers whether
or not they could say things publicly. He wondered aloud
at one point, if the golfers can speak out on
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Saudi human rights and other matters and without risk of
being punished since they're essentially working for the Saudi government.
If you work for the PGAs, you're working for the
Saudis and they might violate Saudi law, you know, like
they're not allowed to have music and things like that,
at least publicly.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
However, this guy, Ron Price.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The COO, attempted to downplay the concerns is said unrealistic.
He emphasized the PGA tours committed to freespeech. We support fresepeech.
But you know there was a butt coming in here,
didn't big butt, Lizzo sized butt, big butt coming in.
So Price could not give any assurance even though he
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said the right things, he can give any insurance. So
do you believe the PGA big shots when they say
golfers are allowed to criticize the Saudi government? So I
actually do believe the PGA tour. Here's the way I see.
Let me give you my take on this. So here's
how I see this work. Each golfer who signs a
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deal with the PGA slash live takes that Saudi oil money.
They get one freebie, all right, one freebie. You can
attack Saudi Arabia and then they will cut your right
hand off. That is how that's going to go. Maybe
your left hand, I don't know. But it's really no
different than anything else. The way I look at this,
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people think of free speech. They think you can say
whatever you want at any time you want in America.
And as we've known, and we certainly have learned over
recent years, more than ever, we've been reminded, it's a
refresher course that that is not the case. That you
are only given free speech in America against the government.
You are always allowed to speak out against the government.
I want you to see, if you're planning on losing
your job, whoever your employer is, I would like you
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to talk about how terrible they are publicly and to
all your other coworkers and how much they suck, and
see what happens, and and so it's like, you know, people,
I'll bring up Colin Kaepernick. Colin Kaepernick has free speech.
He slammed the NFL. He doesn't have a job in
the NFL, so you can do it. You can rip
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Saudi Arabia and talk about how terrible they treat, you know,
gay people and all this it does. You're not going
to win that battle. And as we know, you can
also get rid of anyone at any time for any reason.
And proving that you were beheaded.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You know your job.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Anyway, you were given the guillotine treatment based on what
you said about the Saudi government.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, they'll just say we got rid of you for
a different reason.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You didn't make that putt on the fifteenth hole there,
and that was the problem. And so the big issue
for the PG two. They also say Greg Norman is
going to be out. They've spent the number that was
mentioned to Congress, one billion.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The live goal people are to spend one billion with
a B on this. That's a heck of a lot.
And that's just that's just the beginning.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And so if you spend a billion, you're going to
expect for that billion, whoever you're paying that money to
is going to capitulate. Okay, and so but the big
concern for the PGA is not Congress.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
All Congress does is get up there and blow smoke.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
They got to be concerned about the Justice Department because
they're the ones that can actually sabotage the deal, and
they're already investigating whether the PGA violated anti trust rules
and if this agreement does that. So it's up to
the Justice Department and the way the government runs. I
have no confidence that the right decision will be made.
Whatever the right decision is, I have no confidence that
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will be made. All right, final thought, I want to
pivot quickly. Have some thoughts on Northwestern football. The Wildcats
of Northwestern fired Pat Fitzgerald earlier this week, but they
announced that all of the assistant coaches, all of the
support staff, are going to be retained. You might have
heard about that, maybe not. There was a hazing scandal,
and as far as I've seen is one person had
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an ax to grind with Pat Fitzgerald and it worked.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
They were able to get the coach fired.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And so anyway, the fact that they're going to retain
all these assistant coaches, why did Northwestern make this one?
Why did they get rid of the head coach but
not that the assistant coaches. They're going to keep all
those assistants while firing Pat Fridgerald. So the reason logistics right,
we are three weeks before summer practicing college football at Northwestern.
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There is not enough time to you can get rid
of everyone, but to get a competent staff. It would
be like that scene from the iconical baseball movie Major League. Hey,
how would you like to coach the offensive line at Northwestern?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I got somebody on the other line that's got some
white walls. I don't know about that. At this point,
they might as well hire chat Gpt to coach and
do that, because that Northwestern gig is a Kamakazi mission.
They're already talking about stopping building, stopping the funding on
upgrading the college stadium that the Northwestern football stadium because
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of this. And by the way, you know, some of
the chatters, some of my buddies who are more into
college football than I am, tell me they think that
Northwestern is going to be bent over on this one
and they're going to have to cut a humongous check.
But because by the law Northwestern their own actions, they've
pretty much laid out a slam donk case for Pat
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Fitzgerald to win. Should should he pursue legal action? It
sounds like he will indeed be doing that, the Mallard
Palooz that continues. We're going all night long here. We've
got some more acts lined up and we will get
Jay Scoop back in here and we'll have much more
of the Mallard pallus. I cannot wait to hear the
next act. I see some big name acts here on
my board. Excited about that. We'll get to it and
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we will do it next.
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What can Big Lou do for you? It's great to
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As the Malor Palooza continues all night long, we're hanging
out having a grand old time, and thank you for
being part of it. We have so far one, two, three,
four acts in. We've got many more acts. We've got
to pick up the pace here. In fact, in an
effort to expedite as much time as we can, I
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was worried no one was gonna be part of this thing,
and now we have so many acts. We've had to
get rid of the game shows for the rest of
the night, so we're gonna have acts instead. We'll get
back to the normal routine tomorrow, but it's a special night.
We wanted to give people the opportunity to perform. We
have our next act. I believe line five, Coop, Is
that correct?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Line five? We're going to line five. You don't know
who Line five is.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No key Card Guy in Kentucky is our next act
on the mal Or Palooza.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Hello, No key Card Guy.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Hello man, welcome in.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Thank you for being part of this. It's good to
have you here.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And what is your talent that you're gonna give the men,
women and children listening.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Well, I've noticed, man that you have a lot of
things for the militia. You have theme songs, and you
have people supporting the militia. I have a marching cadence
for the militia. I'm going to Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I like a good marching cadence. I'm a fan of that.
So right off the bat, I'm interested in that. Do
you need anything from us here? No key card guy,
do you need anything at all?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I do then, because I'm gonna play the role of
the drill sergeant who announces the line. And then I
was like all of you there to be the role
of the marching cadets and the militia who then repeat
the line after I say it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, so we repeat the line. Can we all remember
to do that? This is interactive. You guys gotta you
gotta pay attention. I see Coop's not paying attention. You
gotta pay attention. We all need to do this year.
This is for the bit. No key card guy needs us.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Think of boot camp? Did you all go to boot camp?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Of course, listen everywhere in radio in the boot camp.
Are you kidding me? Well, jays Goube actually did go
to boot camp. By the way, though, right, Jason, I'm
having flashbacks. Where do you go to? Boot camp? Where
did you? Where were you trained?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Hotel California, San Diego?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Camp? All right, camp Pendleton? Very good?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
All right, that's not the boot camp I went to.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Where do you go to?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Actually I didn't serve, but my dad did. He has
stories about it.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, so it's a family, but not you.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
All right, Well let's do here we go.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Everyone's ready, Here we go.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
S L L E R S M A L l
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Speaker 7 (16:32):
Oh I T I A M I D I A
We com in and will defend.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
We will defend sports talk radio on the right way.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Sports radio down the right way.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
L L Well are.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We don't have to do that last week?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
All right?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well tremendous. So we had the Marching Cadence. Let's go
to the judges scorecards. Keep in mind, judges, you're actually
scoring yourself because you were part of the act. Eddie,
how did you score the marching cadence? We I do
not believe we have had that before.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I thought that was original. I thought that was unique.
I wasn't sure exactly where he's going with that, but
I thought it was, like I said, unique, obviously very
relatable to the show, spelling things out, getting us interactive.
I don't know that we've ever been interactive with a
bit before.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
And if you heard that probably shouldn't be okay.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
All in all, I liked it. I thought it was
fairly well. I'm gonna give him, and I like the originality.
Lenna give him a seven.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Seven all right, Eddie goes seven. Chris, how did you
score it here?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Chris giving me?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
All right, Oh well.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I'm sorry, Coop. Go ahead, Coop, I put I put
to Eddie first. I screwed up my scorecard, is what
I did. Now, you actually to be fair here, Coop.
You decided just to kind of sit out.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
He did not take part. You did not participate.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
That's where I this is where I deviate from Eddie
so far. The first time this show, I liked it.
You know, it was original, like he said, Uh, but
I mean the talent, I guess is just coming up
with the with the marshal because.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
The hardest parts writing music, right, singing is kind of
the the easy part writing the song, A good song,
a catchy song.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Sure, but it it relied on everybody on the show.
I want to know, like, I want to hear your talent.
So so what I'm judging it on is just the
originality of the act and uh, you know the words
that he came up with. And so I'm gonna give
it a I'm gonna give it a five and a half.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh my god, A five and a half. Yep, five Chris.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
So, I like the concept in theory two false number one.
He was he didn't really sound like when I imagine
a drill sergeant, imagine someone very hard nosed, and I
wasn't really getting that out of That's the old military,
not any I okay, fine, whatever, whatever, But he heard
these from his dad apparently also points deducted for stolen
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valor there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
But as you know, in the military, it's you know,
you're only as good as the troops you bring, and
unfortunately for him, he had to rely on some pretty
crappy troops here. So uh, yes, well you should be
I'm giving him a sex wow like the concept poor execution.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Are bad judges again, No, Eddie's not. What about you?
Jay Scoop how'd you score it? Here?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Jay man in student Jay Scoops won this Mallard Palooza
more times than anybody.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
He's leaving the country. He's going to the Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
August first, right, you told us you're leaving to go
help help the cause in the Ukraine.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
So you were there? Was it earlier this year or
last year? April? Earlier this year?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
There?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You go very cool? All right? Now do you just score?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
I mean, at first I thought I was gonna give
it a low score. I was like, oh man, what
is this? Reminds me of Josh Allen versus the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Sorry Robbie, uh.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
But then you know, I started thinking about how hard
it actually is to do that, Like anybody who's been
in boot camp that first week, like just to be
able to go left left, right left, you'd be surprised
how far everybody is off that simple thing when you
first get there. And so I felt a little bit
bad for him, like, you know, the level of difficulty
is actually a little higher than what I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I'm going five a five, all right. So the way
I saw it, it was original.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It was about the show, and I am a sucker
for rhythmic chanting. I love it. I can't get enough
of the rhythmic chanting. And I felt like as an
old military movie where they do that, you know, the
old the boot camp movies and stuff. So I really
liked it. I'm gonna go seven and a half. I
am going seven point five on my scorecard. So thank
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you No key card guy. You are are in the running.
We'll have to total up the points on that, but
so far you're certainly doing better than christ and Tulsa.
I can say that you're doing better than Chris and Tulsa.
And he's not a high bar to clear.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
What's the story behind his name?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
And why didn't you go to the front desk and
get a new card?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's the magic of no key Card guy. Yeah, that's
the beauty of No key Card guy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We have more actions.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
We wonder one of our pre recorded acts here, Cooper Loop,
should we do that? Or we have someone else lined
up ready to go in the on deck circle?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
And I think all the are all the slots full? Coop?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Do we need any more slots filled? Do we have
every slot filled here?
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Well, let's see, we've got two potentially three acts. We
have one person that's sent in two different songs. Right,
So we have two acts recorded. We have two people
slated for the final hour of the show, and then
we have Boston Burper.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh, the Boston big name and big name, the Boston.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
He is slated for this hour. So yeah, it's up
to you. We can either go to Boston Berper. We
can play one of our pre recorded Okay, all right.
Nick and Berkeley was slated for hour one, but he
did not call.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
In Nick and Berkeley. Man, that's a bad job by Nick.
That's a demerit for Nick and Berkeley. You got the pipes, Nick,
Come on, man, you got the pipes.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
We will roll on.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It is the Mallard Palooza. We've cleared the decks here.
Other than the monologues, it is all you and us.
We'll get to the Boston Burper. This guy is a legend.
He has a gift. I don't know if it's genetic.
I don't know if it's learned. I have no idea,
but we'll go to him, the Boston Burper.
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Speaker 14 (23:52):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh this is I'm excited here, I got my popcorn
ready to go, Boston Burper.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This is gonna be it, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
So as you guys know, I am going to be
doing the Mallard Militia oaths in all burns. To be
completely honest, Coop did just send me the oath about
ten bits ago, so I've only had I honestly, I
only burped it out once, and I thought I was
gonna pass out because I usually don't stay this much
at once.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I understand, and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Would you like me to read the oath so people
know what they're about to hear? Would that help or no?
Speaker 14 (24:27):
No?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
If anything, I'd prefer them to not hear it so.
Speaker 14 (24:29):
They can just all right, fair enough you'll be able
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
So okay, I start all right, here we go, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 14 (24:38):
And also sorry, I do have to segue or real
quick say as well. In between I am gonna have
to like kind of like between every four or five words,
I kind of need to like build the burp.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
So if you hear me, waiting.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Don't I understand?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
We don't need to know how you make the hot dogs.
It's all right well, and in post production we'll edit
it all together.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
No one will even know.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Here we go, all right, A.
Speaker 14 (25:07):
Sorry one, all the burn.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
Thtlem crowd, but the board O the bud for dollars
long again, A lady born and the mad day not
a baye the orders.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
My back.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
Okay, I don't know if I can keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
We believe in you.
Speaker 15 (26:00):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
We believe in your Boston Burper, Boston Burper. You're listening to.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Bad Mama gone yeah, Boston.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
The first ever Valor Militia all verbs.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You give us five minutes, we'll give you fifty five burps.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Unbelievable, My god, you need an here you alive? Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, that's out. Said it to the judges storecards, Eddie,
how did you score the Boston Burper here doing the
mallord books. He's still burping, Eddie, he's.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Still gone stop stop Wow. I got I gotta be honest.
I wasn't I know you were over the moon, over
this bed. You were very excited about that. Why I
was not expecting this to be.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Very good you're so Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
I was impressed. It sounded like he put his his
He sounded like he was putting his health on the
line here to entertain us. Didn't It seemed like he was, Uh,
that was kind of struggling and that it was maybe
even was even hurting him a little bit to try
and do this.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Have you tried to burp for that long?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I had no idea how I don't struggle with. Don't
influence me, don't try and influence. So all in all,
I was very impressed. Obviously it had to do with
the show. Uh, somewhat Originally We've heard him burt before,
but burping the the mallor oath was was was pretty
damn impressive.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, good Stu boy. I gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I gotta go. I'm gonna give him a nine.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh first nine for Eddie first night. You got that
first nine.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
From two inches today?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
That is wild? Okay, coop a loop? How'd you score
it here? Cool?
Speaker 15 (28:05):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (28:05):
I mean, like, like he said, we have heard this
act before, but not quite to this level. It's like
he is upping his game every year and it's gonna
be hard to top this.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I was dying.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
It was hilarious. Is the talent on par with what
Pam has? Can you call that the same talent? I
don't know, but I'm gonna give it the same score.
Nine nine oh, back to back.
Speaker 16 (28:32):
Nine.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Chris, you are up next. Chris is in here.
Speaker 12 (28:35):
This is everything sports talk radio about. It is about heart, compassionation, determination,
so much determination though to fight through adversity. He actually
said like he was dying there. That is something that's like,
you got a hockey guy out there, he fights, You're
a ruptured lung. That man was fighting through his body
(28:56):
to get all those burps out. I even understood the
oath he was saying it too, so it was clear
through the burps, heart, grit, fortitude. Jim Ratt, I'm I'm
Kobe with I'm Kobe of the dunk contest. I'm giving
this guy a ten.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh my god, a ten. A ten. That is un
That is the first ten that we have gotten Jay School.
Oh man, this is unreal.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
I mean, like they said, you know, we've heard, we've
heard his act before, and so I was like, what
is he gonna do?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
How can he top this?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
He's gonna do like mentos and diet coke, Like, what
what's he gonna do? And then he starts off and
he's not He's not doing it smooth. I'm like, oh,
this is gonna be bad. And it turned out that
was the best part. Like the cries of agony as
he's trying to survive his act, that was what made
it even better. I gotta go nine point five. Well,
(29:54):
he did send me a messages. I've never burped that
many times in one sitting.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
That hurt. He did confirms it hurt at the end.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So I've made a lot of jokes over the years
about how stupid the Willis Reid game is. I've talked
about that, We've talked about the Michael Jordan flu game,
the Kobe food poisoning game, and all that. But this
is really on par and I would say better than
all of those things. The perseverance. Chris referenced the fact
for US men that do sports radio, every guy I've
(30:22):
ever met, there's that point in your life when you
realize you have the ability to burn and that your
friends will love it and uh and and women will
be mostly offended by some women like it. And when
you can master that skill. But at this level, I
mean just just unreal, just absolutely unreal.
Speaker 15 (30:42):
Eleven.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I'm going eleven. I'm going eleven.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Go it's zero through ten. I want to go eleven.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
He did give like a negative three earlier.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I've counted that zero.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No, that's no on My scoring is negative kid, chrispid
Radio Show.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I can do whatever the hell I want. No, this
is integrity.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
There's no integrity. Well went, I went eleven, but you're
you're knocking that down to ten. Fine, whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Still good enough for the lead. Tremendous job. What did
you give him? Jay Scoob nine point five? Unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So, uh good pay him. If you're listening, you're still
in contention for the you know, the vote of the
people here. We've got many more actions to go, but
the Boston Burper has taken the lead. Holy crap, this
is unreal. You never know what's next. We've had we
got a nosed trumpet guy earlier, we've had a guitar act,
(31:44):
the viola comedy, the marching cadence, the Boston Burper doing
what he does there with the burping, and I have
no idea who's next? We have we have no idea
we'll find out who's coming up here. It is the
Mallord Palooza. One of the great nights in sports radio.
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Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's Ben Malor and the Malord Palooza continues, one of
the great nights in sports radio. We are glad you
have chosen to be part of the fun. A lot
of interesting acts. We just had the Boston Burper who
is currently in the lead Pam with the viola in Seattle.
Also right there near the top, we had the Nashville
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nose Trumpet Matt from Nashville with a nose trumpet earlier
comedy act. And we had the guitar act from Mitchell
in La. No key card guy was on earlier. He
did the marching cadence. And what do we have next
to should we play Kathy in Madison?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Do we have that ready to go?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Is that in the queue here? Cooper Loop Kathy and Madison, Wisconsin. Now,
Kathy is famous on our show. She's the Hey mona woman.
And she didn't realize that that would be the line
that everyone knows her for. But that's what she's known for.
And she's a big star, and she lives in Madison, Wisconsin,
and she's a very nice woman. She listens every single
night to the show. I was in Wisconsin and I
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wanted to meet Kathy. She said, listen, I'm too big
a name. I can't meet you. And I said, okay, Kathy,
that's fine, no problem, but we love you on the
show and we have our next act.
Speaker 14 (33:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I will warn you, Coop, I heard the beginning of
the act. You might want to maybe pick it up
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I was just about to ask you. Yeah, it's a
long yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I think there's about a minute into it, maybe a
minute and a half, give me a second.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, you know, wait a little bit.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So Coop's gonna have to fast forward through that because
you know, Kathy's a traditional as you know, you're a
music guy, Jay Scoop and the old days they used
to make music, you'd have the long lead into the lyrics,
but now most music is done where people have no
attention span, so you got to get right to the
lyrics right because the way music's changed over the years,
people's listening habits or like if I don't hear something good,
(34:25):
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
That's that's correct.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
The more we've come in into the future, it just
seems like it's gone less and less. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know you got to just like mail in something
to them ahead of time. I don't know how they're
gonna do it, but yeah, you got to do it
really quick or people are gonna tune up.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
It's so different because when I got into radio and
some of my friends became DJs, and you'd have to
talk over the music until the lyrics started, and sometimes
you'd have some good amount of time to fill.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Okay, we are ready, I am told. Okay, let's go quickly.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Here.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
This is Kathy in Madison, Wisconsin. And what is the
name of this again, I'll have to check my honkey
talk woman, monkey talk woman. Let's give it up for
our friend Kathy in Madison.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Play they play.
Speaker 15 (35:40):
Playing, They playing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Talk all right, Kathy in Madison. Unbelievable, Thank you, Kathy.
Wonderful submission there. Okay, let's go to the judges scorecards
right now, Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Remember you said you were not gonna be a douche, So.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What do you want to do here with I didn't
say that, and I respect anyone who has the guts
to submit something, but doesn't mean I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, be honest.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
So it started off okay, uh and uh boy, the
uh the first lyrics there, I saw people's head snap back.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, we all were wearing headphones, and it does not
sound particularly great in headphones. It sounds like someone's taking
a machete to your ear, is what it sounds like tonight.
It's just got so much Uh.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, Chris Profeta to actually take his headphones off you
as anyway? Yeah, I couldn't understand the lyrics. It it
sounded very unusual. Uh, it didn't seem to match up
really with the playing of the instrument.
Speaker 14 (37:02):
Uh it was, it was.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
It was pretty off. But I'm gonna have to go
with I'm gonna go with a three.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
All right, Coop a little How did you score? Kathy
in Mascot Limited time here?
Speaker 9 (37:13):
So?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
How did you score? I wish you guys could see
the video exactly. The videos amazing.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
Yeah, she does like some some special effects. I'm very
impressed that she did some layerings because we have one
track where she's just playing the whatever that is, the mandolin.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
She's out in the woods in Wisconsin doing that.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
And then she does a second one where she's playing
the mandolin and doing the vocals, and she layered them
on top of each other. It's very impressive. I'm gonna
give it a five.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
A five, all right, very good, Chris, quickly, how did
you store ears?
Speaker 6 (37:41):
My ears? My blessed freaking years. I use them. I'm sorry.
I like the visuals. I was seeing some of them
over here. I like the lead in. Maybe we should
have gotten more of that instead of getting straight to lyrics.
But I'm sorry. My ears hurt. I'm gonna give this
a two and a half.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Two and a half.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, that's the same score you gave Chris and Tulsa,
the stand up comedian Jay Scoop.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
You were, I showed you the video here you're looking
at Kathy doing your thing.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
There a lovely woman, beautiful and it's like a cross
between a dream sequence in the game Silent Hill and Apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Now I give it a three, A three, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I love Kathy, she's such a big supporter for the show,
very talented woman. I love the video, but we're in
an audio format. We don't have video. Unfortunately, if it
was video, I would give Kathy a seven. But we
are not on video. We are only in audio. So
I'm going to give Kathy a solid one. So congratulations, Kathy.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
You get your number one. You're number one, Yes, number one,
number on. Congratulations.
Hello and welcome. It's our Duber three.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
The Malor Palooza continues here an hour number three. And
what did you make of the PGA tour officials defending
their Saudi golf deal inside the Beltway? Do you believe
the PGA when they say golfers are allowed to criticize
Saudi Arabia? And why did we'll move on from golf
talks and college football? Why did Northwestern keep all the
(00:26):
assistants after firing head coach Pat Fitzgerald. We'll talk about
that as well. Here we go our three of the
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twenty two. Help goat Man's doing all right, but it
was beautiful. It was such a cool logo that I
actually had it blown up. I thought it was really
neat for the show. But it is Mala Paluza twenty
twenty three kind of a variety show. We've had to
gong a couple peel off, but we've had some great acts.
Everyone's been been giving it the great effort, the old
college try and all that. And give credit to everyone
(02:05):
that's taking part in everyone that we have coming up
over the next couple hours of the malord Palooza, and
the top four people will go to the vote of
the public.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We will decide who we.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Think is the winner via the point total, and then
we will have the top four people will have a
pull up on the Twitter machine and you can decide
via your votes who you thought was the top person
in the town show. But we are here to talk
plausibly sports. And there's a story that caught my attention
that is a golf story, but it's really more of
a political story.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It's the beginning of what is.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Going to be the next era of sports, as the
Saudi government decided they want to get in on American
sports and screw with American sports and whatnot. They've got
enough money to do whatever they want, and so it's
gonna be fascinating to see how this plays out. Now
golf is the guinea pig in all this. And if
you didn't see because you were out doing other stuff,
the PGA Tour had their officials that were called into
(03:00):
Congress all of this because of the deal they made
with the Saudis, which is not official yet. And if
you didn't see it, members of the Homeland Security and
Government Affairs Committee that sounds very imposing, grilled the COO
chief Operating officer of the PGA Tour, guy named Ron Price.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Have no idea who that is.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And Policy Board director Jimmy Dunn, I know who that
guy is because we talked about him. He was someone
I believe he went golfing on nine to eleven. Otherwise
he would have been in the World Trade Center and
likely would be dead. But he now works at the
PGA tor he's a policy board director, which sounds like
a bullcrap position that gets paid a lot of money.
(03:42):
And so those are the two guys. And despite sharply
criticizing the Saudi government and the live golf tour and
all that for many many months, these people who work
at the PGA said this is terrible and all this stuff,
the people that join and live were disloyal. And then
(04:03):
they cut a check. The Saudis cut a check, and
all of a sudden, the PGA people got in line
and they said, you know what, I don't think it's
that bad. Cut my head off. As long as you
pay me, I'm good. So they took the money from
the Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund, and that has over
(04:23):
seven hundred billion. In fact, I donated to the Saudi
Arabia Public Investment Fund. I got gas yesterday, so I
donated some money to the Saudis. So I'm helping pay
for the PGA tour. But it was a very acrimonious situation. Now,
full disclosure, this happened while I was sleeping. As you know,
we do the overnight show, but I did, through the
(04:44):
beauty of YouTube, go back and watch, and I was
able to fast forward through what I thought were the
boring parts of it. So let us discuss the question
what did you make of the PGA tour officials defending
their Saudi golf deal to the p people who are
part of the Homeland Security and Government Affairs Committee.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So what did you make of? Is I got the.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Jitterbug, freebie and logistics, and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make some
political red tape, which is what the PGA Tour is
dealing with right now. So, first of all, the parts
that I watched on the YouTube, this was mostly by
the book. Battle lines have been drawn and it was
(05:31):
like a live performance political theater, is what it was.
Because on one side you had the blowhard politicians, most
of them grandstanding, and this has also become like everything
else in modern society, it's a political issue. If you
support the PGA deal with the Saudias, that's a Republican side.
If you're against it, it's a democratic side. That seems
(05:53):
to be the way it went based on the people
from Congress that were speaking. The chosen voted for were
leaders wink wink in air quotes here in America. So
there was a lot of political grand standing. On the
other side, you had the PGA weasels who kept to
the talking points memo and you could tell that they
(06:13):
had gone through some mock hearings and they had studied
for this event. They were well polished, and they had
their special shoes on. They were doing the jitterbug, doing
a little tap dancing, doing the jitterbug. The PGA claimed
they could not economically compete with Live over a long
drawn out legal battle. That was one talking point. They
(06:34):
said that they cut the deal because even though they
were winning the legal battle, they just couldn't afford it
and they had to stop the existential threat that's a
big word, existential threat from materialized. They also claimed very
boldly that the Saudi money no losers in this. Everyone
will be benefiting from this. They also emphasized the charities
(06:58):
trying to tugget people's heartstrings. Now, Secondly, this guy, Richard Blumenthal,
a Democrat from Connecticut, was worried about the NDAs that
would have to be signed and whatnot, and golfers whether
or not they could say things publicly. He wondered aloud
at one point, if the golfers can speak out on
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Saudi human rights and other matters and without risk of
being punished since they're essentially working for the Saudi government.
If you work for the PGAs, you're working for the
Saudis and they might violate Saudi law, you know, like
they're not allowed to have music and things like that,
at least publicly.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
However, this guy, Ron Price.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The COO, attempted to downplay the concerns is said unrealistic.
He emphasized the PGA tours committed to freespeech. We support fresepeech.
But you know there was a butt coming in here,
didn't big butt, Lizzo sized butt, big butt coming in.
So Price could not give any assurance even though he
(08:03):
said the right things, he can give any insurance. So
do you believe the PGA big shots when they say
golfers are allowed to criticize the Saudi government? So I
actually do believe the PGA tour. Here's the way I see.
Let me give you my take on this. So here's
how I see this work. Each golfer who signs a
(08:24):
deal with the PGA slash live takes that Saudi oil money.
They get one freebie, all right, one freebie. You can
attack Saudi Arabia and then they will cut your right
hand off. That is how that's going to go. Maybe
your left hand, I don't know. But it's really no
different than anything else. The way I look at this,
(08:44):
people think of free speech. They think you can say
whatever you want at any time you want in America.
And as we've known, and we certainly have learned over
recent years, more than ever, we've been reminded, it's a
refresher course that that is not the case. That you
are only given free speech in America against the government.
You are always allowed to speak out against the government.
I want you to see, if you're planning on losing
your job, whoever your employer is, I would like you
(09:07):
to talk about how terrible they are publicly and to
all your other coworkers and how much they suck, and
see what happens, and and so it's like, you know, people,
I'll bring up Colin Kaepernick. Colin Kaepernick has free speech.
He slammed the NFL. He doesn't have a job in
the NFL, so you can do it. You can rip
(09:29):
Saudi Arabia and talk about how terrible they treat, you know,
gay people and all this it does. You're not going
to win that battle. And as we know, you can
also get rid of anyone at any time for any reason.
And proving that you were beheaded.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You know your job.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Anyway, you were given the guillotine treatment based on what
you said about the Saudi government.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh, they'll just say we got rid of you for
a different reason.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
You didn't make that putt on the fifteenth hole there,
and that was the problem. And so the big issue
for the PG two. They also say Greg Norman is
going to be out. They've spent the number that was
mentioned to Congress, one billion.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
The live goal people are to spend one billion with
a B on this. That's a heck of a lot.
And that's just that's just the beginning.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
And so if you spend a billion, you're going to
expect for that billion, whoever you're paying that money to
is going to capitulate. Okay, and so but the big
concern for the PGA is not Congress.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
All Congress does is get up there and blow smoke.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
They got to be concerned about the Justice Department because
they're the ones that can actually sabotage the deal, and
they're already investigating whether the PGA violated anti trust rules
and if this agreement does that. So it's up to
the Justice Department and the way the government runs. I
have no confidence that the right decision will be made.
Whatever the right decision is, I have no confidence that
(10:55):
will be made. All right, final thought, I want to
pivot quickly. Have some thoughts on Northwestern football. The Wildcats
of Northwestern fired Pat Fitzgerald earlier this week, but they
announced that all of the assistant coaches, all of the
support staff, are going to be retained. You might have
heard about that, maybe not. There was a hazing scandal,
and as far as I've seen is one person had
(11:17):
an ax to grind with Pat Fitzgerald and it worked.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
They were able to get the coach fired.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And so anyway, the fact that they're going to retain
all these assistant coaches, why did Northwestern make this one?
Why did they get rid of the head coach but
not that the assistant coaches. They're going to keep all
those assistants while firing Pat Fridgerald. So the reason logistics right,
we are three weeks before summer practicing college football at Northwestern.
(11:43):
There is not enough time to you can get rid
of everyone, but to get a competent staff. It would
be like that scene from the iconical baseball movie Major League. Hey,
how would you like to coach the offensive line at Northwestern?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I got somebody on the other line that's got some
white walls. I don't know about that. At this point,
they might as well hire chat Gpt to coach and
do that, because that Northwestern gig is a Kamakazi mission.
They're already talking about stopping building, stopping the funding on
upgrading the college stadium that the Northwestern football stadium because
(12:20):
of this. And by the way, you know, some of
the chatters, some of my buddies who are more into
college football than I am, tell me they think that
Northwestern is going to be bent over on this one
and they're going to have to cut a humongous check.
But because by the law Northwestern their own actions, they've
pretty much laid out a slam donk case for Pat
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Fitzgerald to win. Should should he pursue legal action? It
sounds like he will indeed be doing that, the Mallard
Palooz that continues. We're going all night long here. We've
got some more acts lined up and we will get
Jay Scoop back in here and we'll have much more
of the Mallard pallus. I cannot wait to hear the
next act. I see some big name acts here on
my board. Excited about that. We'll get to it and
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we will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (13:40):
We'd like to alearn all the affiliates that he Big
Lou has left the building.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
What can Big Lou do for you? It's great to
see him, big supporter of the show.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
As the Malor Palooza continues all night long, we're hanging
out having a grand old time, and thank you for
being part of it. We have so far one, two, three,
four acts in. We've got many more acts. We've got
to pick up the pace here. In fact, in an
effort to expedite as much time as we can, I
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was worried no one was gonna be part of this thing,
and now we have so many acts. We've had to
get rid of the game shows for the rest of
the night, so we're gonna have acts instead. We'll get
back to the normal routine tomorrow, but it's a special night.
We wanted to give people the opportunity to perform. We
have our next act. I believe line five, Coop, Is
that correct?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Line five? We're going to line five. You don't know
who Line five is.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No key Card Guy in Kentucky is our next act
on the mal Or Palooza.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Hello, No key Card Guy.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Hello man, welcome in.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Thank you for being part of this. It's good to
have you here.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
And what is your talent that you're gonna give the men,
women and children listening.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Well, I've noticed, man that you have a lot of
things for the militia. You have theme songs, and you
have people supporting the militia. I have a marching cadence
for the militia. I'm going to Oh.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I like a good marching cadence. I'm a fan of that.
So right off the bat, I'm interested in that. Do
you need anything from us here? No key card guy,
do you need anything at all?
Speaker 7 (15:16):
I do then, because I'm gonna play the role of
the drill sergeant who announces the line. And then I
was like all of you there to be the role
of the marching cadets and the militia who then repeat
the line after I say it.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Okay, so we repeat the line. Can we all remember
to do that? This is interactive. You guys gotta you
gotta pay attention. I see Coop's not paying attention. You
gotta pay attention. We all need to do this year.
This is for the bit. No key card guy needs us.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Think of boot camp? Did you all go to boot camp?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Of course, listen everywhere in radio in the boot camp.
Are you kidding me? Well, jays Goube actually did go
to boot camp. By the way, though, right, Jason, I'm
having flashbacks. Where do you go to? Boot camp? Where
did you? Where were you trained?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
Hotel California, San Diego?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Camp? All right, camp Pendleton? Very good?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
All right, that's not the boot camp I went to.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Where do you go to?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Actually I didn't serve, but my dad did. He has
stories about it.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, so it's a family, but not you.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
I got you.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
All right, Well let's do here we go.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Everyone's ready, Here we go.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
S L L E R S M A L l
E R s.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Oh I T I A M I D I A
We com in and will defend.
Speaker 9 (16:42):
We will defend sports talk radio on the right way.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Sports radio down the right way.
Speaker 7 (16:58):
L L Well are.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
We don't have to do that last week?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
All right?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
All right?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Well tremendous. So we had the Marching Cadence. Let's go
to the judges scorecards. Keep in mind, judges, you're actually
scoring yourself because you were part of the act. Eddie,
how did you score the marching cadence? We I do
not believe we have had that before.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
No.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I thought that was original. I thought that was unique.
I wasn't sure exactly where he's going with that, but
I thought it was, like I said, unique, obviously very
relatable to the show, spelling things out, getting us interactive.
I don't know that we've ever been interactive with a
bit before.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
And if you heard that probably shouldn't be okay.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
All in all, I liked it. I thought it was
fairly well. I'm gonna give him, and I like the originality.
Lenna give him a seven.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Seven all right, Eddie goes seven. Chris, how did you
score it here?
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Chris giving me?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
All right, Oh well.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I'm sorry, Coop. Go ahead, Coop, I put I put
to Eddie first. I screwed up my scorecard, is what
I did. Now, you actually to be fair here, Coop.
You decided just to kind of sit out.
Speaker 11 (18:08):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
He did not take part. You did not participate.
Speaker 11 (18:11):
That's where I this is where I deviate from Eddie
so far. The first time this show, I liked it.
You know, it was original, like he said, Uh, but
I mean the talent, I guess is just coming up
with the with the marshal because.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
The hardest parts writing music, right, singing is kind of
the the easy part writing the song, A good song,
a catchy song.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
Sure, but it it relied on everybody on the show.
I want to know, like, I want to hear your talent.
So so what I'm judging it on is just the
originality of the act and uh, you know the words
that he came up with. And so I'm gonna give
it a I'm gonna give it a five and a half.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Oh my god, A five and a half. Yep, five Chris.
Speaker 12 (18:57):
So, I like the concept in theory two false number one.
He was he didn't really sound like when I imagine
a drill sergeant, imagine someone very hard nosed, and I
wasn't really getting that out of That's the old military,
not any I okay, fine, whatever, whatever, But he heard
these from his dad apparently also points deducted for stolen
(19:18):
valor there.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh wow wow.
Speaker 12 (19:20):
But as you know, in the military, it's you know,
you're only as good as the troops you bring, and
unfortunately for him, he had to rely on some pretty
crappy troops here. So uh, yes, well you should be
I'm giving him a sex wow like the concept poor execution.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Are bad judges again, No, Eddie's not. What about you?
Jay Scoop how'd you score it? Here?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Jay man in student Jay Scoops won this Mallard Palooza
more times than anybody.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
He's leaving the country. He's going to the Ukraine.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
August first, right, you told us you're leaving to go
help help the cause in the Ukraine.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
So you were there? Was it earlier this year or
last year? April? Earlier this year?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
There?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
You go very cool? All right? Now do you just score?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
I mean, at first I thought I was gonna give
it a low score. I was like, oh man, what
is this? Reminds me of Josh Allen versus the Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Sorry Robbie, uh.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
But then you know, I started thinking about how hard
it actually is to do that, Like anybody who's been
in boot camp that first week, like just to be
able to go left left, right left, you'd be surprised
how far everybody is off that simple thing when you
first get there. And so I felt a little bit
bad for him, like, you know, the level of difficulty
is actually a little higher than what I'm getting.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
I'm going five a five, all right. So the way
I saw it, it was original.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
It was about the show, and I am a sucker
for rhythmic chanting. I love it. I can't get enough
of the rhythmic chanting. And I felt like as an
old military movie where they do that, you know, the
old the boot camp movies and stuff. So I really
liked it. I'm gonna go seven and a half. I
am going seven point five on my scorecard. So thank
(20:57):
you No key card guy. You are are in the running.
We'll have to total up the points on that, but
so far you're certainly doing better than christ and Tulsa.
I can say that you're doing better than Chris and Tulsa.
And he's not a high bar to clear.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
What's the story behind his name?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
And why didn't you go to the front desk and
get a new card?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's the magic of no key Card guy. Yeah, that's
the beauty of No key Card guy.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We have more actions.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
We wonder one of our pre recorded acts here, Cooper Loop,
should we do that? Or we have someone else lined
up ready to go in the on deck circle?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
And I think all the are all the slots full? Coop?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Do we need any more slots filled? Do we have
every slot filled here?
Speaker 11 (21:36):
Well, let's see, we've got two potentially three acts. We
have one person that's sent in two different songs. Right,
So we have two acts recorded. We have two people
slated for the final hour of the show, and then
we have Boston Burper.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh, the Boston big name and big name, the Boston.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
He is slated for this hour. So yeah, it's up
to you. We can either go to Boston Berper. We
can play one of our pre recorded Okay, all right.
Nick and Berkeley was slated for hour one, but he
did not call.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
In Nick and Berkeley. Man, that's a bad job by Nick.
That's a demerit for Nick and Berkeley. You got the pipes, Nick,
Come on, man, you got the pipes.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
We will roll on.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It is the Mallard Palooza. We've cleared the decks here.
Other than the monologues, it is all you and us.
We'll get to the Boston Burper. This guy is a legend.
He has a gift. I don't know if it's genetic.
I don't know if it's learned. I have no idea,
but we'll go to him, the Boston Burper.
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The Malorpalooza. We'll get to the Boston Burper our next act.
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(23:48):
The Boston Burper. Hello Boston Berber.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh this is I'm excited here, I got my popcorn
ready to go, Boston Burper.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This is gonna be it, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 14 (24:01):
So as you guys know, I am going to be
doing the Mallard Militia oaths in all burns. To be
completely honest, Coop did just send me the oath about
ten bits ago, so I've only had I honestly, I
only burped it out once, and I thought I was
gonna pass out because I usually don't stay this much
at once.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I understand, and I understand that.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Would you like me to read the oath so people
know what they're about to hear? Would that help or no?
Speaker 14 (24:27):
No?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
If anything, I'd prefer them to not hear it so.
Speaker 14 (24:29):
They can just all right, fair enough you'll be able
to hear it.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
So okay, I start all right, here we go, Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 14 (24:38):
And also sorry, I do have to segue or real
quick say as well. In between I am gonna have
to like kind of like between every four or five words,
I kind of need to like build the burp.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
So if you hear me, waiting.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Don't I understand?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
We don't need to know how you make the hot dogs.
It's all right well, and in post production we'll edit
it all together.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
No one will even know.
Speaker 10 (25:00):
Here we go, all right, A.
Speaker 14 (25:07):
Sorry one, all the burn.
Speaker 10 (25:14):
Thtlem crowd, but the board O the bud for dollars
long again, A lady born and the mad day not
a baye the orders.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
My back.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
Okay, I don't know if I can keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
We believe in you.
Speaker 15 (26:00):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
We believe in your Boston Burper, Boston Burper. You're listening to.
Speaker 10 (26:16):
Bad Mama gone yeah, Boston.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
The first ever Valor Militia all verbs.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You give us five minutes, we'll give you fifty five burps.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Unbelievable, My god, you need an here you alive? Wow?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Okay, that's out. Said it to the judges storecards, Eddie,
how did you score the Boston Burper here doing the
mallord books. He's still burping, Eddie, he's.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Still gone stop stop Wow. I got I gotta be honest.
I wasn't I know you were over the moon, over
this bed. You were very excited about that. Why I
was not expecting this to be.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Very good you're so Uh.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
I was impressed. It sounded like he put his his
He sounded like he was putting his health on the
line here to entertain us. Didn't It seemed like he was, Uh,
that was kind of struggling and that it was maybe
even was even hurting him a little bit to try
and do this.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Have you tried to burp for that long?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
I had no idea how I don't struggle with. Don't
influence me, don't try and influence. So all in all,
I was very impressed. Obviously it had to do with
the show. Uh, somewhat Originally We've heard him burt before,
but burping the the mallor oath was was was pretty
damn impressive.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, good Stu boy. I gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I gotta go. I'm gonna give him a nine.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Oh first nine for Eddie first night. You got that
first nine.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
From two inches today?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
That is wild? Okay, coop a loop? How'd you score
it here? Cool?
Speaker 15 (28:05):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (28:05):
I mean, like, like he said, we have heard this
act before, but not quite to this level. It's like
he is upping his game every year and it's gonna
be hard to top this.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I was dying.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
It was hilarious. Is the talent on par with what
Pam has? Can you call that the same talent? I
don't know, but I'm gonna give it the same score.
Nine nine oh, back to back.
Speaker 16 (28:32):
Nine.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Chris, you are up next. Chris is in here.
Speaker 12 (28:35):
This is everything sports talk radio about. It is about heart, compassionation, determination,
so much determination though to fight through adversity. He actually
said like he was dying there. That is something that's like,
you got a hockey guy out there, he fights, You're
a ruptured lung. That man was fighting through his body
(28:56):
to get all those burps out. I even understood the
oath he was saying it too, so it was clear
through the burps, heart, grit, fortitude. Jim Ratt, I'm I'm
Kobe with I'm Kobe of the dunk contest. I'm giving
this guy a ten.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Oh my god, a ten. A ten. That is un
That is the first ten that we have gotten Jay School.
Oh man, this is unreal.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
I mean, like they said, you know, we've heard, we've
heard his act before, and so I was like, what
is he gonna do?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
How can he top this?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
He's gonna do like mentos and diet coke, Like, what
what's he gonna do? And then he starts off and
he's not He's not doing it smooth. I'm like, oh,
this is gonna be bad. And it turned out that
was the best part. Like the cries of agony as
he's trying to survive his act, that was what made
it even better. I gotta go nine point five. Well,
(29:54):
he did send me a messages. I've never burped that
many times in one sitting.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
That hurt. He did confirms it hurt at the end.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
So I've made a lot of jokes over the years
about how stupid the Willis Reid game is. I've talked
about that, We've talked about the Michael Jordan flu game,
the Kobe food poisoning game, and all that. But this
is really on par and I would say better than
all of those things. The perseverance. Chris referenced the fact
for US men that do sports radio, every guy I've
(30:22):
ever met, there's that point in your life when you
realize you have the ability to burn and that your
friends will love it and uh and and women will
be mostly offended by some women like it. And when
you can master that skill. But at this level, I
mean just just unreal, just absolutely unreal.
Speaker 15 (30:42):
Eleven.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I'm going eleven. I'm going eleven.
Speaker 9 (30:46):
I want to.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Go it's zero through ten. I want to go eleven.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
He did give like a negative three earlier.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
I've counted that zero.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
No, that's no on My scoring is negative kid, chrispid
Radio Show.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I can do whatever the hell I want. No, this
is integrity.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
There's no integrity. Well went, I went eleven, but you're
you're knocking that down to ten. Fine, whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Still good enough for the lead. Tremendous job. What did
you give him? Jay Scoob nine point five? Unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So, uh good pay him. If you're listening, you're still
in contention for the you know, the vote of the
people here. We've got many more actions to go, but
the Boston Burper has taken the lead. Holy crap, this
is unreal. You never know what's next. We've had we
got a nosed trumpet guy earlier, we've had a guitar act,
(31:44):
the viola comedy, the marching cadence, the Boston Burper doing
what he does there with the burping, and I have
no idea who's next? We have we have no idea
we'll find out who's coming up here. It is the
Mallord Palooza. One of the great nights in sports radio.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
It continue. Tell a friend, We'll get to it. We'll
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Speaker 2 (32:39):
It's Ben Malor and the Malord Palooza continues, one of
the great nights in sports radio. We are glad you
have chosen to be part of the fun. A lot
of interesting acts. We just had the Boston Burper who
is currently in the lead Pam with the viola in Seattle.
Also right there near the top, we had the Nashville
(33:01):
nose Trumpet Matt from Nashville with a nose trumpet earlier
comedy act. And we had the guitar act from Mitchell
in La. No key card guy was on earlier. He
did the marching cadence. And what do we have next
to should we play Kathy in Madison?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Do we have that ready to go?
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Is that in the queue here? Cooper Loop Kathy and Madison, Wisconsin. Now,
Kathy is famous on our show. She's the Hey mona woman.
And she didn't realize that that would be the line
that everyone knows her for. But that's what she's known for.
And she's a big star, and she lives in Madison, Wisconsin,
and she's a very nice woman. She listens every single
night to the show. I was in Wisconsin and I
(33:39):
wanted to meet Kathy. She said, listen, I'm too big
a name. I can't meet you. And I said, okay, Kathy,
that's fine, no problem, but we love you on the
show and we have our next act.
Speaker 14 (33:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I will warn you, Coop, I heard the beginning of
the act. You might want to maybe pick it up
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
I was just about to ask you. Yeah, it's a
long yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
I think there's about a minute into it, maybe a
minute and a half, give me a second.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, you know, wait a little bit.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
So Coop's gonna have to fast forward through that because
you know, Kathy's a traditional as you know, you're a
music guy, Jay Scoop and the old days they used
to make music, you'd have the long lead into the lyrics,
but now most music is done where people have no
attention span, so you got to get right to the
lyrics right because the way music's changed over the years,
people's listening habits or like if I don't hear something good,
(34:25):
I'm out.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
That's that's correct.
Speaker 8 (34:26):
The more we've come in into the future, it just
seems like it's gone less and less. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you know you got to just like mail in something
to them ahead of time. I don't know how they're
gonna do it, but yeah, you got to do it
really quick or people are gonna tune up.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
It's so different because when I got into radio and
some of my friends became DJs, and you'd have to
talk over the music until the lyrics started, and sometimes
you'd have some good amount of time to fill.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
Okay, we are ready, I am told. Okay, let's go quickly.
Speaker 10 (34:53):
Here.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
This is Kathy in Madison, Wisconsin. And what is the
name of this again, I'll have to check my honkey
talk woman, monkey talk woman. Let's give it up for
our friend Kathy in Madison.
Speaker 16 (35:23):
Play they play.
Speaker 15 (35:40):
Playing, They playing.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Talk all right, Kathy in Madison. Unbelievable, Thank you, Kathy.
Wonderful submission there. Okay, let's go to the judges scorecards
right now, Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Remember you said you were not gonna be a douche, So.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
What do you want to do here with I didn't
say that, and I respect anyone who has the guts
to submit something, but doesn't mean I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, be honest.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
So it started off okay, uh and uh boy, the
uh the first lyrics there, I saw people's head snap back.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, we all were wearing headphones, and it does not
sound particularly great in headphones. It sounds like someone's taking
a machete to your ear, is what it sounds like tonight.
It's just got so much Uh.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Yeah, Chris Profeta to actually take his headphones off you
as anyway? Yeah, I couldn't understand the lyrics. It it
sounded very unusual. Uh, it didn't seem to match up
really with the playing of the instrument.
Speaker 14 (37:02):
Uh it was, it was.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
It was pretty off. But I'm gonna have to go
with I'm gonna go with a three.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
All right, Coop a little How did you score? Kathy
in Mascot Limited time here?
Speaker 9 (37:13):
So?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
How did you score? I wish you guys could see
the video exactly. The videos amazing.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
Yeah, she does like some some special effects. I'm very
impressed that she did some layerings because we have one
track where she's just playing the whatever that is, the mandolin.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
She's out in the woods in Wisconsin doing that.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
And then she does a second one where she's playing
the mandolin and doing the vocals, and she layered them
on top of each other. It's very impressive. I'm gonna
give it a five.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
A five, all right, very good, Chris, quickly, how did
you store ears?
Speaker 6 (37:41):
My ears? My blessed freaking years. I use them. I'm sorry.
I like the visuals. I was seeing some of them
over here. I like the lead in. Maybe we should
have gotten more of that instead of getting straight to lyrics.
But I'm sorry. My ears hurt. I'm gonna give this
a two and a half.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Two and a half.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Okay, that's the same score you gave Chris and Tulsa,
the stand up comedian Jay Scoop.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
You were, I showed you the video here you're looking
at Kathy doing your thing.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
There a lovely woman, beautiful and it's like a cross
between a dream sequence in the game Silent Hill and Apocalypse.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Now I give it a three, A three, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I love Kathy, she's such a big supporter for the show,
very talented woman. I love the video, but we're in
an audio format. We don't have video. Unfortunately, if it
was video, I would give Kathy a seven. But we
are not on video. We are only in audio. So
I'm going to give Kathy a solid one. So congratulations, Kathy.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
You get your number one. You're number one, Yes, number one,
number on. Congratulations.
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