September 22, 2023 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about Eagles WR A.J. Brown saying that he doesn't have beef with Jalen Hurts, the Vikings sayin they still have confidence in Alexander Mattison, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three. Yes, don't forget
Benny Versus the Penny on television later today, Yeah, tonight
and all week and long. And one of the cities
of that show is broadcast on is in Philadelphia, and
that's where we're going to start here the Eagles. AJ
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Brown says he does not have a beef with Jalen Hurts.
Do you believe it or not? Also, the Vikings are
saying that they still have a high level of confidence
in running back Alexander Madison, even though they traded for
a running back. Do you believe them? And how did
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you react to thousands We'll go to soccer. How did
you react to thousands of fans vacating after Lionel Messi
exited the MLS game recently? They all ran for the
parking lot. We'll talk about that. We've got lame jokes
of the week here. It is our number three, Eagle Eye.
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We'll get back to the Thursday night game later. The
New York Football Giants getting absolutely vaporized by the forty
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nine Ers in that game, as brock Purty started as
slow and then went gangbusters. He went gangster on that
Giants defense. They kept trying to pressure brock Purty. Didn't
work out, But we're gonna go to Philadelphia, one of
the rivals of the forty nine ers. The birds are
a chirping trip trip trip trip trip birds are chirping.
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So if you didn't see this and maybe not, the
Eagles wide receiver A. J. Brown, former Tennessee tite AJ
Brown says there is no issue between himself and the
team's quarterback, Jailor Hurts. This after we watched them verbally
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wrangling on the sidelines in the late stages of the
third quarter early fourth quarter against the Vikings last week. Now,
Brown said that it was just a quote little sideline discussion.
He claimed that emotions run high, and it doesn't mean
it's the end of the world. It doesn't mean I'm
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beefing with Jalen. He said They're good friends, and Jalen
Hurts also called Aj Brown a quote great team mate
and a great friend. Well, isn't that nice? You can
sit around and smoke the peace pipe. So let us
discuss the question. Eagles wide out AJ Brown saying that
he does not have a beef with Jalen Hurts. Do
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you believe it or not? Do you believe it or not?
That's the question. I've got hunger games, a conno Lodge,
and zombie FID and we will connect all of these
things together and we are going to make a bed
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of nails, is what We're going to make, which sometimes
it feel like I'm sleeping on a bed of nails.
But first of all, on this story, to answer the question,
do you believe it or not. I am skepticist Maximus
on this one. I am on the not a believer.
I'm agnostic. So if you re examine this story, Brown
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gets into the face of Jalen Hurts on the sidelines.
He is spitting mad, he's fuming, so much so that
he ends up leaving the stadium before the media could
get a hold of him. Doesn't talk to the media
all week until yesterday. But everything's good, everything's fine. Nothing
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to see here. So based on those breadcrumbs, there is
more to this story, right, there is more to the story. Now,
remember that casualties are a part of this. The first
casualty of interviewing athletes or coaches is the truth goes
out the window. Now. Athletes coaches love to spin yarn
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about all kinds of nonsense because they know that the
hardcore fan is usually the uneducated fan. They'll believe anything
their suckers right, never give a sucker and even break
and so they can say whatever they want. There's always
dumb people, and they know, what do you do? I
believe you? Why would you not believe that person? Yeah? Anyway,
so here's the way I interpreted what Brown said. AJ
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Brown gave a watered down recap of what happened. We're
gonna keep an eye on this. We're gonna file this
one away, save it, and we'll go back to it now.
Brown and Hurts have been associates for a while. They
picked picked each other to play there with one another
last year. They they knew each other for years. Now
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they're playing. Everything's great, nothing to see here, But we
have a gut feeling that this whole chapter in the
Eagles documentary is because because AJ Brown has what we
call the hunger games, that he is hungry, he's malnourished,
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and he's only had eleven catches in the first couple
of games this year, no touchdowns. He's been targeted sixteen
times in comparison to the performance that Brown had last
year when he was targeted one hundred and forty five times.
This is a muted beginning for AJ Brown. And even
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though he got paid relatively big money, he's like, well,
he's not getting the ball, and so AJ wants more nourishment.
And the one that needs to provide him that nourishment
is Jalen Hurts, and he's clearly not doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We turned the page over to Minnesota I had a
great time. I was in Minnesota earlier this year hanging
out with the Malard Militia. Was awesome at the Mermaid
and it was a great turnout. It was fun day there.
And so the Vikings have not had too much fun
this year. They're owing to and the Vikings have given
a vote of confidence to running back Alexander Madison. The
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offensive coordinator. We're told that is someone named Wes Phillips.
I'm not really sure who that is, but he's saying
the virtues of his incumbent running back. Keep in mind,
this is the same Minnesota franchise that just traded for
cam Acres from the La Rams. But the Vikings say
that they have a high level of confidence in running
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back Alexander Madison. And do you believe this? Do you
believe that they have a high level of confidence. So
this is another one. I'm giving this a little bit
of Stankey, right, I mean, no bueno, no bueno these endorsements, right,
These endorsements are silly, The Vikings endorsement of Alexander Madison.
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It's like a vacancy at the o'conno Lodge. Every man
and woman and child knows it is empty. It's emptiness
is what it is. And as we've all figured out,
whether you learned it from your mom or dad, or
grandpa or grandma or cousins or whoever whoever raised you
when you're growing up, actions speak louder than words. I
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wish words spoke louder than actions, because I'm in the
words business. But Minnesota has lost faith in Alexander Massis.
It's kind of obvious, right, It's kind of obvious. They
are The word is disenchanted. They are disenchanted with Madison.
All right, final thought, So I'm gonna give you a
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bit of a curve ball here only because I would
like these emails to stop coming into my inbox. And
so we're going to go to the pitch briefly. We're
gonna go to the pitch briefly. There's a story that
happened this week that got a fair amount of attention,
and it came into my race because of the viral
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nature of this. Multiple p ones who live in the
Sunshine State asked me to address a messy situation in
South Florida. And we're talking about Lionel Messi, who started
a game for inter Miami this week. However, he was
forced to withdraw before halftime as fatigue and a few
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other things they claim, but a lot of people think
it was just he was load management. Guy did the
old I'm gonna play a little bit, but I'm not
gonna play the whole game. That's old school load management.
We used to do that in the NBA when the
players still cared about the fans in the NBA, where
they they wouldn't play the whole game, but they knew
that people paid money to watch him play, so they
play like a half a game. But now they don't
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even do that. But at least Messi went old school
on the load management. Anyway, get to the point, please,
So the fact that he came out of the game
before halftime that led to a now viral video clip.
You might have seen. It's bounced all over the pinball
machine of sports and the video. If you haven't seen it,
I recommend it. If you're blind, I'll tell you what
it's about. Thousands of Floridians heading for the parking lot
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the moment the Argentinian exited stage left. And I'm not
talking about just a couple people goof on Dodger fans
for leaving early, but these people in Miami have They
have nothing they like, hold hold my beard. Dodger fans,
they have nothing on the Dodger fans. My god. So
how did you react to the video of thousands of
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fans vacating the premises after Lionel Messi exited the MLS game?
So watching this mass migration of humanity leaving before and
the tickets were pretty pricey, like they're gouging. There's price
gouging to watch Messi play. But watching all these people
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leave and the game wasn't even half over was mesmer.
This was a human stampede to get out of the stadium,
and that is a telltale sign. It is a telltale
sign that even though Lionel Messi has created a lot
of buzz and media coverage and supposedly there are people
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watching on Apple TV, I don't know if that's true
or not. Maybe they're making it up, but I know
the ticket sales have been pretty good. He's like the
Dion Sanders of the soccer world there in Miami. But
the tell on this is that the people that are
watching Lionel Messi are not hardcore soccer fans, certainly not
MLS fans. They're Lionel Messi fans, there is a difference. Right,
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This is a dead giveaway, because if you're a soccer
fan and you love the game, you're gonna stay and
watch the rest of that match. You're not gonna leave you.
And if you're an MLS fan, you're also gonna stay
because that's your league, that's your sport. Whatever. So these people,
even though they're buying tickets, they're doing it as they
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are zombie fied. Right, there's zombie fied. They're under the
spell of celebrity worship syndrome. And this is this guy's
a big that Lionelle is on a pedestal and everyone's
kissing his ass and massaging him and all that, and
as soon as he leaves the building, it's like Elvis
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has left the building. And then all of a sudden.
That's so the MLS thinks that they are going to
be able to monetize this mass of people that have
all of a sudden been interested in their sport, and
this is evidence that that will not happen. That once
Messi realizes I don't need to do this anymore. You know,
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I'm done, I'm not playing. He's getting up there and
this is his retirement tour, and he's golden parachute and
all that, not that he needs one. It's gonna be back.
No one will be paying attention. That'll be that and
that is my my hot take on Lionelle Messi. It
is the Ben Mahlor Show and we'll take your calls
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Riddle of the day, the Mallord Riddle of the day,
and here it is Dion Sanders. Dion Sanders recently said
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that filming blank, filming blank, he said, makes him a
better coach. Yeah, what did he mean. We'll get to that,
and we'll take your calls and the whole thing and
the whole thing. We'll do it, and we'll do it next.
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It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We'd like to alearn all the affiliates down the line
coming up in meri minutes, Big bends, lame jokes of
the week, the joke riders. I've been compiling the jokes here.
They have been on their game. I think this can
be one of the better lame jokes of the week
we've had. And that'll be coming up for you in
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a few minutes. We'll take some calls up until then,
as we have been rambling about a number of NFL
related goodies this hour. AJ Brown saying everything's fine. Nothing
to see here with Jalen Hurts, his quarterback. Now here's
a breaking story. This is from our friends Sports Plus,
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he points out. He says in Canada at this is
big news at Costco. They have a mcflurry dupe at
the food court at Costco and Canada. That's a big deal.
What's a dupe, Well, it's a ripoff, Like a ripoff
of the mcflurry, their version of it. I see it
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costs four ninety nine. That's Canadian though, so that would
be that be cheaper or more here. I don't know,
but it's not. I don't think it's available here, and
I'm a little jealous. I gotta tell you, our friends
listening in Canada, your food court is better. They have
poutine at Costco food Court. Don't have it here. Wown
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don't have it here. And I've been disappointed. I've I've
gone to Costco all over the place. I know they're
getting one in Maine. Actually, I was in Maine. I
looked for Costco. I couldn't find one. I should have
gone to one. I think there's there's not many in
the northeast actually, but when I was in Duluth, Minnesota,
I went to the Costco, thinking, well, that's kind of
close to Canada. Maybe they have poutine. Now they did
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have poutine anyway, gotta pay off the mallor riddle of
the day, and here it is. Dion Sanders says that
filming Blank makes him a better coach. Rob the Ambassador
of Bakersfield, says Duck Duck Goose is the answer for
cat says, filming Lizzo knock people over in the buffet line. Uh,
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what else do we have? A star trek Fan films
from Asher Fudgie is going with porn as his as
he says, Prime porn, Netflix docu series from the saw
Man filming mud wrestling from the Late Night Drug Tester.
Who else do we have? Page down wedding videos? Guests
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by courtesy Flusher, Ralphie the Buffalo taking a dump from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Filming a guy playing call of
duty against Kyler Murray again the Riddle of the Day.
Dion Sanders recently said that filming blank makes him a
better coach. Let's see watching the complete series of Saved
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by the Bell the New Class on DVD. Filming wildlife
photo of Tyreek Hill. That's a good photo of Tyreek Hill.
Filming the opposing cheerleaders. Guests by Double O Mexican in
San Diego. Filming Blair in Maine from Rob in Minnesota.
Who else do we have? Ralphie the Buffalo going Number
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one from Trucker Joe, you gotta have a fall guy.
I don't know if ralph I don't know. Youth league
football game from Johnny ray Uh filming his neighbor's fond
from Fox High Wind. A lot of guys going with
porn as as their answer. Hey, do you have an
answer to the malor riddle of the day?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Is it the Wiener Mobile?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Is it the Wiener Mobile? Is that the answer?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I just I just got a story from our friend
Tim about the Wienermobile. Apparently they've changed the name of
it because I guess Wienermobile was offensive.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What is the new name of it.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's now the Frank Mobile.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, it's it's always the Wiener moll.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yes, it's absolutely just like what.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Now Frank Mobile, Frank Mobile, Frank Mobile, about Frank Furter Mobile?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
How about Wiener Mobile?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
How about Oscar Meyer don't bow down to dumb people?
How about that Oscar? How about that? Okay, Ben, my.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Mom has like you by the way you make?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You make wieners. That's what you do. You're in the
Wiener business. You sell wieners. What's the problem with having
a Wiener mobile? Seriously, nothing, It's glorious. Ben.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
My mom has like nine of those Oscar Meyer Wiener
little whistles from back in the day.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, I actually I own a Wiener mobile. They sent
me a Wiener mobile. There was a promotion like.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Like a like a small one.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well it's not a full size one, but yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
It was a scene at parting in your driveway when
I visited.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, no, I have it. It's it's I don't know
where it is right now. I think it's in the garage,
but I have Yeah, I have a Wiener mobile.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
How big is it? Was like for like a like
a it's like an RC car.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, it's that kind of thing. In fact, it is
a dog in there.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Really.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, I want to see this, but I haven't been
able to get it at work. The thing. I have
the remote control somewhere. But yeah, you'd love it, Iowa.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
You'd be like, that'd be right there for Let's get
that up and run it.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Anyway to pay off the malarye of the day, Dion
Sanders said that filming blank makes him a better coach
filming commercials with Nick Saban, He says though US Insurance
commercials that he does that that helps him out.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
It makes him a richer coach.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It definitely does that. Yeah. Yeah, you think Saban's eating
those little debbie things with Dion when they're hanging out together.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Well, the moon pies or whatever that eats like five
of them a day. Yeah, the oatmeal cream pies. That's
what they are. That's what you like, oatmeal cream sandwiches.
Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Poppy is in San Diego. Hello Poppy, Hello, guys.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
You know today it's gonna be a great show guys
for tomorrow. Baby versus a penny. Make sure to watching.
Oh you can hear that I'm doing over eat. They
want me to pick up right here in the left.
But you know what I was gonna do in honor
of a.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Time out, Poppy. Someone's getting food right now. What are
they getting?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, I'm actually right here in tuckle Bell. Let me see.
I'll tell you what they're getting. They want a beefy
pile air burrito, a crunches, some frame and cheese Cordida crunch,
and some.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Right imagine you're that you want the taco bell But
you're that lazy. You're gonna have Poppy go pick it up.
You're not willing to go.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I could you add another cheesy Gurdida crunch to that order, please?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And it's going to drop by drop by the studio.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
That's a good order. Add a Chicken Casadia as well.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Please they do that, don't see. I'm getting all these
requests right now, like they're ordering all these food right now.
And uh, I'll do that for you guys going to
the studio. And I was gonna tell you guys, congratulations,
I love Iowa, Sam, Welcome to the family. That segment
was good. I give it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Thank you. Welcome to the family. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
And uh and under my mentor, you know Ben Mana,
I was gonna give you guys some quick picks tripe
back to three of them. On the weekend, we got
an interesting UFC file. I'm really loving Dan Argwentam minus
one seventy five from you know, Cut Swanson. He's his
mentor and he signed him in his agency. He's gonna
win last fight, no contest Number two college guys. You
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guys want that Colorado organ game, Well, Poppy Heather right here,
pri time, Prime time. We're gonna take the plus twenty
one Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, right, that'll end coach prime right there is Oregon
wins by forty nine points this weekend.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
We'll see, Ben, we'll take Colorado. And I was gonna
do the last one. I wanted to make a bet
with you, Ben Mallory, I know you like those bands.
Bet it's Buffalo Bill versus the Commanders, and I wanted
to bet with you on this and what are you
thinking a little bit?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well you'll find out later today on Benny versus the Petty.
That will be this maiden voyage for week number three
beyond tonight in Boston at seven thirty on NBC Sports
Boston and all over the country on different NBC Sports affiliates,
So you'll be able to check that out. I will
give my pick. We did feature that game, Poppy. We
did feature the Buffalo Washington game. It was the ones featured.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I'm loving that bang, Ben, And I was gonna tell
you my pick for that one. I was gonna tell you.
You know you guys heard of the Madden Curse. Well,
be careful, guys, because Josh.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Allen is on that cover.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It's a curve.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
We're taking the Commanders plast six and a half guys.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, all right, all right, Pop, you go go get
that taco bell.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
All right, Well, I'm right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Make a run, make a run for the border. That
was their old slogan. I can't use that anymore. Munchies.
Who's got them the late night munchies?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Which fast food place has that? They're like Jack in
the Box Jack in the Box. Yeah, I don't know.
Jack is jacking box everywhere? Are they just like in
certain places?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I don't know if they're I don't think they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I've not seen I did not have them in Iowa. Yeah,
I don't recall seeing them when I'm in the northeast,
so I don't know. Anyway, it's a fast food place.
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Speaker 4 (24:44):
I wanted to update you on that story. I met
you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
It seems like the relegation idea in the Pack two
plus the Mountain West possibly picking up steam. Oregon State
Athletic Director Scott Barnes, former fresident State Bulldog by the way,
saying that the top of his resume, the idea of
relegation is something that needs to be explored and worthy
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of study.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That means they'll do a study for fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
It's still a positive opinion of this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Perhaps just do it, grow a pair, you know, nobody
just does anything, does do it? I did get a
kick out of it. Oregon State and Washington State are
playing I believe this weekend, Eddie and so they had
their news conferences and on the zoom background they had
set up just the two logos of the schools nobody else,
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kind of as a tribute to the new Pac two.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have seen some funny t shirts online with the
Pack two logo.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I thought about May Bryan one.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You should do that, Yeah, Eddie, Fresno State. When you
were a little boy. Could you have imagine Fresno State
could be in the PAC twelve No, not really, to
be honest with you. Yeah, well they call it the
PAC twelve Stone. Yes, yeah, absolutely had ten teams.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Got keep that branding.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah all right, well thank you for that. It is
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Speaker 6 (27:08):
Hey, Ben, I love you, you know right? I got
my blowing half the caub I got Mike crowning in
my tub.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I don't think you love me? Weed Man? You
know you only only when I call you do you
pay attention? What happened to the good old days?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Weed Man?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I listen, I've got.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is a lie?
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You are such a liar? All right, here we go.
What is the What is the only way to prevent
the tush push from scoring? Eddie?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Play Lizzo at nose tackle that's it. That's the only way.
That's ship in Maine. Which of the minions from the
Despicable Me movies is Lizzo's favorite?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That would be Kevin because he also has an unusual
fascination for bananas. Eddie loves the bananas. That's George and Valdi.
What does Lizzo have for breakfast?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No lunch? Now she has lunch for bread, that's what.
That's Eke and Roso, Minnesota. What's Lizzo's favorite machine to
use at the gym? I don't know, the vending machine
that's in Austin. Why Why wasn't Lizzo concerned about the
Cleveland Browns running back injury?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I don't know. Why was she not concerned?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well? One less Chubb, that's it. I don't know what that?
What's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
All?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What is the difference between uh weed man and a beggar?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
There's no difference, is there?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, no, the beggar actually works. That's Tony from the Bay.
I want to be plausibly because a long blockers jokes.
We'll have many more weed man jokes. I see Iowa
Sam getting a lot of attention from the joke writers.
Wait and we'll have Iowa Sam mini radio roasts. We
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look forward to that. A lot of Kim Kardashian jokes
this week because she's supposedly hanging out with Odo Beckham.
So we'll get to all of the lame jokes of
the week. We'll get to that, and we will do
it next.
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It's Ben Maler and we continue It's lame joke of
the week. These are actual lame jokes by actual listeners
of the show. We thank you guys for sending these in.
We get right back to it. They're weed Man. I
love this guy, weed Man. He lives in Miami and
he's quite the character, quite the You just have a
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TV show in New York back. Have you seen my
TV show yet? Weed Man? No, I have a bad job.
That's bad. It's on TV. That's a all right, here
we go. How does weed Man eat a steak?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
With his imagination. Edi was his imagination, that's how he
That's just Josh. What does weed Man think yard work is?
I don't know what does he think that is driving
the street sweeper? That's what he thinks yard work is.
That's Eric in Kansas. Have you heard that? Have you
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heard the McDonald's is naming a sandwich after weed Man Hippy.
It's called the Mick Loser is what it's called? Job
from Youngstown, Ohio? All right? We is it a drop
of weed Man saying it's funny? Is he actually saying
that weed Man needs to make a new Gmail account?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
The account?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, no, no, no, you know we made you. You
need to make a new Gmail account. Not for the money,
weed Man, so you can eat the spam. You need
the spam there, that's what you need there, weed Man.
That's from Noah in Austin. Weed Man, Hippie and Poppy
jump off a cliff together to see which one lands first,
aid who wins all of us? Exactly? You've heard that
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joke before. That's average Joe in Minnesota who sent that
one in. What does weed Man Hippie have in common
with Brian Finley?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh? I don't know. What do they have in common?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Their wardrobe they have that in common. That's Georgia Devaldi.
And why did Brian Finley get mad at weed Man hippie.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, apparently weed Man bar owed his electric razor, but
it was not to shave his beard, edie, not to
shave his beard. Hey, George in ev Aldi, Uh, that's
it for the weed man jokes. Let's see. Why was
Iowa Sam called into the HR office.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I don't know what did Iowa Sam do?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
He was watching cornography at work. That's heek in Roseville, Minnesota.
Did you hear that? Brian Finley called in and said
he said that Iowa Sam he had a comment about
Iowa Sam's new segment of the Iowa Minute.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Oh really, what was the comment?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Finley said it was twenty seven minutes too long, is
what he said. That's from just Josh. Yeah, all right,
just Josha I said a lot he's in. Where where
can you find Iowa Sam when he's not at work?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
He spends a lot of time at he I hope
his parents aren't listening a lot of time on corn
hub dot com. He's a big fan of that website.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's just.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I set that one in. Uh, what do you get
when you put Lizzo and Iowa Sam together? I don't
know what do you get tons of puns, Eddy, tons
of he's any good? Iowa Sam? Are you approving of
these jokes? Okay, that's just Josh at that. When you
got these jokes over there, coop anything at all? All right,
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coops out of the show for now. How does Iowa
Sam and get that natural golden curl to his hair?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I don't know. How does he do that? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
He actually he dips his toe into the water while
plugging in the hair dryer. That's the secret, right there.
Don't recommend that, that's just josh Yeah, all right. What
does the Malard militia want to replace the Iowa minute with?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I don't know whether they want to just started.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
A test of the emergency broadcast system at Chip Chip
Chip and Maine. Have you ever heard the Iowa minute?
Weed man, No, that's just you don't listen. That's why
you don't listen. That's why you haven't heard a right.
Why did Kim Kardashian turned down the Super Bowl halftime show?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well, she said she's already entertained most of the people
who will be there. So it's Gordon into Kollah. Who
is Kim Kardashian's favorite comic book character, no idea swamp thing.
Apparently he's a big fan. That's Gordon into Cala. Alright,
(34:43):
let's see here. Did you hear that? Odell Beckham Junior
believes playing wide receiver and dating Kim Kardashian. You're very
slimmler similar similar.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh really, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, he said his quote was pretty good. He said,
if you go deep down a wide open field, you're
gonna catch something that's a Gordon at Tacoma. What are
Steeler Fans' favorite South Park song?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Blame Canada. They love that song. That's Eric in Kansas.
We sent that one in a big Ben's Lame Jokes
of the Week. What does Deshaun Watson the Massuses have
in common with his career?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
A high turnover rate, a high turnover story. In the
Bay Area, a survey said Bengal fans are most likely
to illegally stream games eddie. Oh really yes. Another survey
said Ego fans are most likely to stream in the
bathroom sink, Eddie, that's what they said. That's George and Rochester, Minnesota.
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Stig Ben's lamb Jokes of the week. What is the
difference between Ferg dog and Ferg cat?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
What is a dog and one is a cat?
Speaker 6 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
No, actually they're just they're both neutered. That's it. That's
just Josh sent that one in. How does fergut across
the street? I don't know how on a leash? On
a leash?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
He crosses on a leash.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
What do Felexus and coach Prime have in common?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
When crossing a finish line they both come up a
foot short? A foot short, Eddie. And what will Hayes
costume be for Halloween?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Oh god, I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, he's actually going as his self. Last one, last one?
What's a pick? Poppy always gets right his nose, his nose, Eddie,
his nose. That's Eric and because lame. Jokes of the
Week
Hello and welcome. It's our number three. Yes, don't forget
Benny Versus the Penny on television later today, Yeah, tonight
and all week and long. And one of the cities
of that show is broadcast on is in Philadelphia, and
that's where we're going to start here the Eagles. AJ
(00:21):
Brown says he does not have a beef with Jalen Hurts.
Do you believe it or not? Also, the Vikings are
saying that they still have a high level of confidence
in running back Alexander Madison, even though they traded for
a running back. Do you believe them? And how did
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you react to thousands We'll go to soccer. How did
you react to thousands of fans vacating after Lionel Messi
exited the MLS game recently? They all ran for the
parking lot. We'll talk about that. We've got lame jokes
of the week here. It is our number three, Eagle Eye.
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We'll get back to the Thursday night game later. The
New York Football Giants getting absolutely vaporized by the forty
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nine Ers in that game, as brock Purty started as
slow and then went gangbusters. He went gangster on that
Giants defense. They kept trying to pressure brock Purty. Didn't
work out, But we're gonna go to Philadelphia, one of
the rivals of the forty nine ers. The birds are
a chirping trip trip trip trip trip birds are chirping.
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So if you didn't see this and maybe not, the
Eagles wide receiver A. J. Brown, former Tennessee tite AJ
Brown says there is no issue between himself and the
team's quarterback, Jailor Hurts. This after we watched them verbally
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wrangling on the sidelines in the late stages of the
third quarter early fourth quarter against the Vikings last week. Now,
Brown said that it was just a quote little sideline discussion.
He claimed that emotions run high, and it doesn't mean
it's the end of the world. It doesn't mean I'm
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beefing with Jalen. He said They're good friends, and Jalen
Hurts also called Aj Brown a quote great team mate
and a great friend. Well, isn't that nice? You can
sit around and smoke the peace pipe. So let us
discuss the question. Eagles wide out AJ Brown saying that
he does not have a beef with Jalen Hurts. Do
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you believe it or not? Do you believe it or not?
That's the question. I've got hunger games, a conno Lodge,
and zombie FID and we will connect all of these
things together and we are going to make a bed
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of nails, is what We're going to make, which sometimes
it feel like I'm sleeping on a bed of nails.
But first of all, on this story, to answer the question,
do you believe it or not. I am skepticist Maximus
on this one. I am on the not a believer.
I'm agnostic. So if you re examine this story, Brown
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gets into the face of Jalen Hurts on the sidelines.
He is spitting mad, he's fuming, so much so that
he ends up leaving the stadium before the media could
get a hold of him. Doesn't talk to the media
all week until yesterday. But everything's good, everything's fine. Nothing
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to see here. So based on those breadcrumbs, there is
more to this story, right, there is more to the story. Now,
remember that casualties are a part of this. The first
casualty of interviewing athletes or coaches is the truth goes
out the window. Now. Athletes coaches love to spin yarn
(05:03):
about all kinds of nonsense because they know that the
hardcore fan is usually the uneducated fan. They'll believe anything
their suckers right, never give a sucker and even break
and so they can say whatever they want. There's always
dumb people, and they know, what do you do? I
believe you? Why would you not believe that person? Yeah? Anyway,
so here's the way I interpreted what Brown said. AJ
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Brown gave a watered down recap of what happened. We're
gonna keep an eye on this. We're gonna file this
one away, save it, and we'll go back to it now.
Brown and Hurts have been associates for a while. They
picked picked each other to play there with one another
last year. They they knew each other for years. Now
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they're playing. Everything's great, nothing to see here, But we
have a gut feeling that this whole chapter in the
Eagles documentary is because because AJ Brown has what we
call the hunger games, that he is hungry, he's malnourished,
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and he's only had eleven catches in the first couple
of games this year, no touchdowns. He's been targeted sixteen
times in comparison to the performance that Brown had last
year when he was targeted one hundred and forty five times.
This is a muted beginning for AJ Brown. And even
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though he got paid relatively big money, he's like, well,
he's not getting the ball, and so AJ wants more nourishment.
And the one that needs to provide him that nourishment
is Jalen Hurts, and he's clearly not doing it.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We turned the page over to Minnesota I had a
great time. I was in Minnesota earlier this year hanging
out with the Malard Militia. Was awesome at the Mermaid
and it was a great turnout. It was fun day there.
And so the Vikings have not had too much fun
this year. They're owing to and the Vikings have given
a vote of confidence to running back Alexander Madison. The
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offensive coordinator. We're told that is someone named Wes Phillips.
I'm not really sure who that is, but he's saying
the virtues of his incumbent running back. Keep in mind,
this is the same Minnesota franchise that just traded for
cam Acres from the La Rams. But the Vikings say
that they have a high level of confidence in running
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back Alexander Madison. And do you believe this? Do you
believe that they have a high level of confidence. So
this is another one. I'm giving this a little bit
of Stankey, right, I mean, no bueno, no bueno these endorsements, right,
These endorsements are silly, The Vikings endorsement of Alexander Madison.
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It's like a vacancy at the o'conno Lodge. Every man
and woman and child knows it is empty. It's emptiness
is what it is. And as we've all figured out,
whether you learned it from your mom or dad, or
grandpa or grandma or cousins or whoever whoever raised you
when you're growing up, actions speak louder than words. I
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wish words spoke louder than actions, because I'm in the
words business. But Minnesota has lost faith in Alexander Massis.
It's kind of obvious, right, It's kind of obvious. They
are The word is disenchanted. They are disenchanted with Madison.
All right, final thought, So I'm gonna give you a
(08:39):
bit of a curve ball here only because I would
like these emails to stop coming into my inbox. And
so we're going to go to the pitch briefly. We're
gonna go to the pitch briefly. There's a story that
happened this week that got a fair amount of attention,
and it came into my race because of the viral
(09:02):
nature of this. Multiple p ones who live in the
Sunshine State asked me to address a messy situation in
South Florida. And we're talking about Lionel Messi, who started
a game for inter Miami this week. However, he was
forced to withdraw before halftime as fatigue and a few
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other things they claim, but a lot of people think
it was just he was load management. Guy did the
old I'm gonna play a little bit, but I'm not
gonna play the whole game. That's old school load management.
We used to do that in the NBA when the
players still cared about the fans in the NBA, where
they they wouldn't play the whole game, but they knew
that people paid money to watch him play, so they
play like a half a game. But now they don't
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even do that. But at least Messi went old school
on the load management. Anyway, get to the point, please,
So the fact that he came out of the game
before halftime that led to a now viral video clip.
You might have seen. It's bounced all over the pinball
machine of sports and the video. If you haven't seen it,
I recommend it. If you're blind, I'll tell you what
it's about. Thousands of Floridians heading for the parking lot
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the moment the Argentinian exited stage left. And I'm not
talking about just a couple people goof on Dodger fans
for leaving early, but these people in Miami have They
have nothing they like, hold hold my beard. Dodger fans,
they have nothing on the Dodger fans. My god. So
how did you react to the video of thousands of
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fans vacating the premises after Lionel Messi exited the MLS game?
So watching this mass migration of humanity leaving before and
the tickets were pretty pricey, like they're gouging. There's price
gouging to watch Messi play. But watching all these people
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leave and the game wasn't even half over was mesmer.
This was a human stampede to get out of the stadium,
and that is a telltale sign. It is a telltale
sign that even though Lionel Messi has created a lot
of buzz and media coverage and supposedly there are people
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watching on Apple TV, I don't know if that's true
or not. Maybe they're making it up, but I know
the ticket sales have been pretty good. He's like the
Dion Sanders of the soccer world there in Miami. But
the tell on this is that the people that are
watching Lionel Messi are not hardcore soccer fans, certainly not
MLS fans. They're Lionel Messi fans, there is a difference. Right,
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This is a dead giveaway, because if you're a soccer
fan and you love the game, you're gonna stay and
watch the rest of that match. You're not gonna leave you.
And if you're an MLS fan, you're also gonna stay
because that's your league, that's your sport. Whatever. So these people,
even though they're buying tickets, they're doing it as they
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are zombie fied. Right, there's zombie fied. They're under the
spell of celebrity worship syndrome. And this is this guy's
a big that Lionelle is on a pedestal and everyone's
kissing his ass and massaging him and all that, and
as soon as he leaves the building, it's like Elvis
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has left the building. And then all of a sudden.
That's so the MLS thinks that they are going to
be able to monetize this mass of people that have
all of a sudden been interested in their sport, and
this is evidence that that will not happen. That once
Messi realizes I don't need to do this anymore. You know,
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I'm done, I'm not playing. He's getting up there and
this is his retirement tour, and he's golden parachute and
all that, not that he needs one. It's gonna be back.
No one will be paying attention. That'll be that and
that is my my hot take on Lionelle Messi. It
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(13:33):
that filming blank, filming blank, he said, makes him a
better coach. Yeah, what did he mean. We'll get to that,
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We'd like to alearn all the affiliates down the line
coming up in meri minutes, Big bends, lame jokes of
the week, the joke riders. I've been compiling the jokes here.
They have been on their game. I think this can
be one of the better lame jokes of the week
we've had. And that'll be coming up for you in
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a few minutes. We'll take some calls up until then,
as we have been rambling about a number of NFL
related goodies this hour. AJ Brown saying everything's fine. Nothing
to see here with Jalen Hurts, his quarterback. Now here's
a breaking story. This is from our friends Sports Plus,
(15:17):
he points out. He says in Canada at this is
big news at Costco. They have a mcflurry dupe at
the food court at Costco and Canada. That's a big deal.
What's a dupe, Well, it's a ripoff, Like a ripoff
of the mcflurry, their version of it. I see it
(15:40):
costs four ninety nine. That's Canadian though, so that would
be that be cheaper or more here. I don't know,
but it's not. I don't think it's available here, and
I'm a little jealous. I gotta tell you, our friends
listening in Canada, your food court is better. They have
poutine at Costco food Court. Don't have it here. Wown
(16:03):
don't have it here. And I've been disappointed. I've I've
gone to Costco all over the place. I know they're
getting one in Maine. Actually, I was in Maine. I
looked for Costco. I couldn't find one. I should have
gone to one. I think there's there's not many in
the northeast actually, but when I was in Duluth, Minnesota,
I went to the Costco, thinking, well, that's kind of
close to Canada. Maybe they have poutine. Now they did
(16:24):
have poutine anyway, gotta pay off the mallor riddle of
the day, and here it is. Dion Sanders says that
filming Blank makes him a better coach. Rob the Ambassador
of Bakersfield, says Duck Duck Goose is the answer for
cat says, filming Lizzo knock people over in the buffet line. Uh,
(16:47):
what else do we have? A star trek Fan films
from Asher Fudgie is going with porn as his as
he says, Prime porn, Netflix docu series from the saw
Man filming mud wrestling from the Late Night Drug Tester.
Who else do we have? Page down wedding videos? Guests
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by courtesy Flusher, Ralphie the Buffalo taking a dump from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Filming a guy playing call of
duty against Kyler Murray again the Riddle of the Day.
Dion Sanders recently said that filming blank makes him a
better coach. Let's see watching the complete series of Saved
(17:30):
by the Bell the New Class on DVD. Filming wildlife
photo of Tyreek Hill. That's a good photo of Tyreek Hill.
Filming the opposing cheerleaders. Guests by Double O Mexican in
San Diego. Filming Blair in Maine from Rob in Minnesota.
Who else do we have? Ralphie the Buffalo going Number
(17:53):
one from Trucker Joe, you gotta have a fall guy.
I don't know if ralph I don't know. Youth league
football game from Johnny ray Uh filming his neighbor's fond
from Fox High Wind. A lot of guys going with
porn as as their answer. Hey, do you have an
answer to the malor riddle of the day?
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Is it the Wiener Mobile?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Is it the Wiener Mobile? Is that the answer?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
I just I just got a story from our friend
Tim about the Wienermobile. Apparently they've changed the name of
it because I guess Wienermobile was offensive.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
What is the new name of it.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
It's now the Frank Mobile.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, it's it's always the Wiener moll.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yes, it's absolutely just like what.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Now Frank Mobile, Frank Mobile, Frank Mobile, about Frank Furter Mobile?
Speaker 4 (18:46):
How about Wiener Mobile?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
How about Oscar Meyer don't bow down to dumb people?
How about that Oscar? How about that? Okay, Ben, my.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Mom has like you by the way you make?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You make wieners. That's what you do. You're in the
Wiener business. You sell wieners. What's the problem with having
a Wiener mobile? Seriously, nothing, It's glorious. Ben.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
My mom has like nine of those Oscar Meyer Wiener
little whistles from back in the day.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, I actually I own a Wiener mobile. They sent
me a Wiener mobile. There was a promotion like.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
Like a like a small one.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well it's not a full size one, but yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
It was a scene at parting in your driveway when
I visited.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, no, I have it. It's it's I don't know
where it is right now. I think it's in the garage,
but I have Yeah, I have a Wiener mobile.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
How big is it? Was like for like a like
a it's like an RC car.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, it's that kind of thing. In fact, it is
a dog in there.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Really.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, I want to see this, but I haven't been
able to get it at work. The thing. I have
the remote control somewhere. But yeah, you'd love it, Iowa.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
You'd be like, that'd be right there for Let's get
that up and run it.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Anyway to pay off the malarye of the day, Dion
Sanders said that filming blank makes him a better coach
filming commercials with Nick Saban, He says though US Insurance
commercials that he does that that helps him out.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
It makes him a richer coach.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It definitely does that. Yeah. Yeah, you think Saban's eating
those little debbie things with Dion when they're hanging out together.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
Well, the moon pies or whatever that eats like five
of them a day. Yeah, the oatmeal cream pies. That's
what they are. That's what you like, oatmeal cream sandwiches.
Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Poppy is in San Diego. Hello Poppy, Hello, guys.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
You know today it's gonna be a great show guys
for tomorrow. Baby versus a penny. Make sure to watching.
Oh you can hear that I'm doing over eat. They
want me to pick up right here in the left.
But you know what I was gonna do in honor
of a.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Time out, Poppy. Someone's getting food right now. What are
they getting?
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, I'm actually right here in tuckle Bell. Let me see.
I'll tell you what they're getting. They want a beefy
pile air burrito, a crunches, some frame and cheese Cordida crunch,
and some.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Right imagine you're that you want the taco bell But
you're that lazy. You're gonna have Poppy go pick it up.
You're not willing to go.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
I could you add another cheesy Gurdida crunch to that order, please?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
And it's going to drop by drop by the studio.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
That's a good order. Add a Chicken Casadia as well.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Please they do that, don't see. I'm getting all these
requests right now, like they're ordering all these food right now.
And uh, I'll do that for you guys going to
the studio. And I was gonna tell you guys, congratulations,
I love Iowa, Sam, Welcome to the family. That segment
was good. I give it.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Thank you. Welcome to the family. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
And uh and under my mentor, you know Ben Mana,
I was gonna give you guys some quick picks tripe
back to three of them. On the weekend, we got
an interesting UFC file. I'm really loving Dan Argwentam minus
one seventy five from you know, Cut Swanson. He's his
mentor and he signed him in his agency. He's gonna
win last fight, no contest Number two college guys. You
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guys want that Colorado organ game, Well, Poppy Heather right here,
pri time, Prime time. We're gonna take the plus twenty
one Dion Sanders.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, right, that'll end coach prime right there is Oregon
wins by forty nine points this weekend.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
We'll see, Ben, we'll take Colorado. And I was gonna
do the last one. I wanted to make a bet
with you, Ben Mallory, I know you like those bands.
Bet it's Buffalo Bill versus the Commanders, and I wanted
to bet with you on this and what are you
thinking a little bit?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well you'll find out later today on Benny versus the Petty.
That will be this maiden voyage for week number three
beyond tonight in Boston at seven thirty on NBC Sports
Boston and all over the country on different NBC Sports affiliates,
So you'll be able to check that out. I will
give my pick. We did feature that game, Poppy. We
did feature the Buffalo Washington game. It was the ones featured.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I'm loving that bang, Ben, And I was gonna tell
you my pick for that one. I was gonna tell you.
You know you guys heard of the Madden Curse. Well,
be careful, guys, because Josh.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Allen is on that cover.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
It's a curve.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
We're taking the Commanders plast six and a half guys.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Okay, all right, all right, Pop, you go go get
that taco bell.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
All right, Well, I'm right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Make a run, make a run for the border. That
was their old slogan. I can't use that anymore. Munchies.
Who's got them the late night munchies?
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Which fast food place has that? They're like Jack in
the Box Jack in the Box. Yeah, I don't know.
Jack is jacking box everywhere? Are they just like in
certain places?
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I don't know if they're I don't think they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, I've not seen I did not have them in Iowa. Yeah,
I don't recall seeing them when I'm in the northeast,
so I don't know. Anyway, it's a fast food place.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
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Show weekday. He said, two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Hey, what's up everybody.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
It's me three time pro bowler LeVar Arrington and I
couldn't be more excited to announce a podcast called Up
on Game?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
What is Up on Game?
Speaker 6 (24:12):
You ask?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
Along with my fellow pro bowler TJ. Huschman Zada and
Super Bowl champion Yup. That's right, Plexico Burris. You can
only name a show with that type of talent on it.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Up on Game.
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LeVar Arrington, TJ. Huschman, Zada and Plexico Burrs on the
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Speaker 4 (24:44):
I wanted to update you on that story. I met
you yesterday.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
It seems like the relegation idea in the Pack two
plus the Mountain West possibly picking up steam. Oregon State
Athletic Director Scott Barnes, former fresident State Bulldog by the way,
saying that the top of his resume, the idea of
relegation is something that needs to be explored and worthy
(25:06):
of study.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
That means they'll do a study for fifteen years.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
It's still a positive opinion of this.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Perhaps just do it, grow a pair, you know, nobody
just does anything, does do it? I did get a
kick out of it. Oregon State and Washington State are
playing I believe this weekend, Eddie and so they had
their news conferences and on the zoom background they had
set up just the two logos of the schools nobody else,
(25:35):
kind of as a tribute to the new Pac two.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I have seen some funny t shirts online with the
Pack two logo.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I thought about May Bryan one.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
You should do that, Yeah, Eddie, Fresno State. When you
were a little boy. Could you have imagine Fresno State
could be in the PAC twelve No, not really, to
be honest with you. Yeah, well they call it the
PAC twelve Stone. Yes, yeah, absolutely had ten teams.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Got keep that branding.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah all right, well thank you for that. It is
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Come knock, knock, who's there? Blame week, Blame we too.
It's Big Ben's Lame Joke of the week every week.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
And about this time, Big Ben's Lame Jokes the Week,
Actual jokes sending by actual listeners. These are fellow comrades
who are up all night listening to the show or
enjoy the podcast. But either way, they take time out
of their lives. They've got jobs just like you do.
They've got family responsibilities and all that crap, and they
got to pay their bills and they still take time
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out to write jokes and were very grateful that they
do that. We thank them for that. And do we
have our resident laugh track from South Florida.
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Hey, Ben, I love you, you know right? I got
my blowing half the caub I got Mike crowning in
my tub.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, I don't think you love me? Weed Man? You
know you only only when I call you do you
pay attention? What happened to the good old days?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Weed Man?
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I listen, I've got.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is a lie?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You are such a liar? All right, here we go.
What is the What is the only way to prevent
the tush push from scoring? Eddie?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Play Lizzo at nose tackle that's it. That's the only way.
That's ship in Maine. Which of the minions from the
Despicable Me movies is Lizzo's favorite?
Speaker 4 (27:54):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
That would be Kevin because he also has an unusual
fascination for bananas. Eddie loves the bananas. That's George and Valdi.
What does Lizzo have for breakfast?
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No lunch? Now she has lunch for bread, that's what.
That's Eke and Roso, Minnesota. What's Lizzo's favorite machine to
use at the gym? I don't know, the vending machine
that's in Austin. Why Why wasn't Lizzo concerned about the
Cleveland Browns running back injury?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I don't know. Why was she not concerned?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Well? One less Chubb, that's it. I don't know what that?
What's Tony in the bay.
Speaker 8 (28:40):
All?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What is the difference between uh weed man and a beggar?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
There's no difference, is there?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, no, the beggar actually works. That's Tony from the Bay.
I want to be plausibly because a long blockers jokes.
We'll have many more weed man jokes. I see Iowa
Sam getting a lot of attention from the joke writers.
Wait and we'll have Iowa Sam mini radio roasts. We
(29:10):
look forward to that. A lot of Kim Kardashian jokes
this week because she's supposedly hanging out with Odo Beckham.
So we'll get to all of the lame jokes of
the week. We'll get to that, and we will do
it next.
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Speaker 1 (29:55):
It's Ben Maler and we continue It's lame joke of
the week. These are actual lame jokes by actual listeners
of the show. We thank you guys for sending these in.
We get right back to it. They're weed Man. I
love this guy, weed Man. He lives in Miami and
he's quite the character, quite the You just have a
(30:16):
TV show in New York back. Have you seen my
TV show yet? Weed Man? No, I have a bad job.
That's bad. It's on TV. That's a all right, here
we go. How does weed Man eat a steak?
Speaker 4 (30:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
With his imagination. Edi was his imagination, that's how he
That's just Josh. What does weed Man think yard work is?
I don't know what does he think that is driving
the street sweeper? That's what he thinks yard work is.
That's Eric in Kansas. Have you heard that? Have you
(30:51):
heard the McDonald's is naming a sandwich after weed Man Hippy.
It's called the Mick Loser is what it's called? Job
from Youngstown, Ohio? All right? We is it a drop
of weed Man saying it's funny? Is he actually saying
that weed Man needs to make a new Gmail account?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
The account?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
No, no, no, no, you know we made you. You
need to make a new Gmail account. Not for the money,
weed Man, so you can eat the spam. You need
the spam there, that's what you need there, weed Man.
That's from Noah in Austin. Weed Man, Hippie and Poppy
jump off a cliff together to see which one lands first,
aid who wins all of us? Exactly? You've heard that
(31:38):
joke before. That's average Joe in Minnesota who sent that
one in. What does weed Man Hippie have in common
with Brian Finley?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Oh? I don't know. What do they have in common?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Their wardrobe they have that in common. That's Georgia Devaldi.
And why did Brian Finley get mad at weed Man hippie.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, apparently weed Man bar owed his electric razor, but
it was not to shave his beard, edie, not to
shave his beard. Hey, George in ev Aldi, Uh, that's
it for the weed man jokes. Let's see. Why was
Iowa Sam called into the HR office.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I don't know what did Iowa Sam do?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
He was watching cornography at work. That's heek in Roseville, Minnesota.
Did you hear that? Brian Finley called in and said
he said that Iowa Sam he had a comment about
Iowa Sam's new segment of the Iowa Minute.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Oh really, what was the comment?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Finley said it was twenty seven minutes too long, is
what he said. That's from just Josh. Yeah, all right,
just Josha I said a lot he's in. Where where
can you find Iowa Sam when he's not at work?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I don't know where.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
He spends a lot of time at he I hope
his parents aren't listening a lot of time on corn
hub dot com. He's a big fan of that website.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's just.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I set that one in. Uh, what do you get
when you put Lizzo and Iowa Sam together? I don't
know what do you get tons of puns, Eddy, tons
of he's any good? Iowa Sam? Are you approving of
these jokes? Okay, that's just Josh at that. When you
got these jokes over there, coop anything at all? All right,
(33:28):
coops out of the show for now. How does Iowa
Sam and get that natural golden curl to his hair?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
I don't know. How does he do that? Interesting?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
He actually he dips his toe into the water while
plugging in the hair dryer. That's the secret, right there.
Don't recommend that, that's just josh Yeah, all right. What
does the Malard militia want to replace the Iowa minute with?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I don't know whether they want to just started.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
A test of the emergency broadcast system at Chip Chip
Chip and Maine. Have you ever heard the Iowa minute?
Weed man, No, that's just you don't listen. That's why
you don't listen. That's why you haven't heard a right.
Why did Kim Kardashian turned down the Super Bowl halftime show?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well, she said she's already entertained most of the people
who will be there. So it's Gordon into Kollah. Who
is Kim Kardashian's favorite comic book character, no idea swamp thing.
Apparently he's a big fan. That's Gordon into Cala. Alright,
(34:43):
let's see here. Did you hear that? Odell Beckham Junior
believes playing wide receiver and dating Kim Kardashian. You're very
slimmler similar similar.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Oh really, that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah, he said his quote was pretty good. He said,
if you go deep down a wide open field, you're
gonna catch something that's a Gordon at Tacoma. What are
Steeler Fans' favorite South Park song?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Blame Canada. They love that song. That's Eric in Kansas.
We sent that one in a big Ben's Lame Jokes
of the Week. What does Deshaun Watson the Massuses have
in common with his career?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
A high turnover rate, a high turnover story. In the
Bay Area, a survey said Bengal fans are most likely
to illegally stream games eddie. Oh really yes. Another survey
said Ego fans are most likely to stream in the
bathroom sink, Eddie, that's what they said. That's George and Rochester, Minnesota.
(35:46):
Stig Ben's lamb Jokes of the week. What is the
difference between Ferg dog and Ferg cat?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
What is a dog and one is a cat?
Speaker 6 (35:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
No, actually they're just they're both neutered. That's it. That's
just Josh sent that one in. How does fergut across
the street? I don't know how on a leash? On
a leash?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
He crosses on a leash.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
What do Felexus and coach Prime have in common?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
No idea?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
When crossing a finish line they both come up a
foot short? A foot short, Eddie. And what will Hayes
costume be for Halloween?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Oh god, I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, he's actually going as his self. Last one, last one?
What's a pick? Poppy always gets right his nose, his nose, Eddie,
his nose. That's Eric and because lame. Jokes of the
Week
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