September 27, 2023 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about rumors of the Falcons sending TE Kyle Pitts to the Cowboys, the idea that mascot Rowdy is a curse for Dallas, Too Much or Not Enough, The Iowa Minute w/ Iowa Sam, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three, our three and
a juicy meaty story to begin our number three here
out of Dallas, Texas. How do you digest the Falcons
tight end Kyle Pitts having his name tossed into the
trade speculation machine with the cowboys? Also, what is your
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position on the mascot rowdy being a curse for the cowboys?
Are you buying? Also that Russell Wilson and Sean Payton
are buddies in Denver as a report indicating that. So
we'll cover all the down right now here it is
and try to get a first down on our number three.
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tire buying. Shoot me. So I lead this hour coming
from the trading post. Now it is a nuby night.
I like to learn all the affiliates down the line.
It's a Newby night and the second edition of the
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weekday version of the Iowa Minute. Man, if you tune
into a big hour, holy crap, what a amazing hour.
This is finally gonna get us the Marconi. I know,
alf the alien opiner has been trying to get me
a Marconi award. This is going to get the Marconi.
No I did. I did work at a radio station
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that won the Marconi Award, but I did not individually
win the Marconi. So this is going to get us
the Marconi this hour of talk radio. But you'll be
the judge that anyway. So a big name has been
bouncing around the speculation machine here in the NFL. If
you didn't see it, I'm glad you didn't. If you
did see it, we'll toss it out to you. Anyway,
(02:34):
we've heard a chatter. You just come across our radar
here chatter at the Dallas Cowboys have been working through
back channels to acquire Atlanta Falcons tight end Kyle Pitts.
They want the pets. I thought the Pits was losing
to the Cardinals. Wow, that was man? Was that embarrassing? Anyway,
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that's the storyline that gained traction over the last twenty
four hours in the NFL, that Kyle Pitts and the
Cowboys could be a love connection, so much so that
the PROVDA News service, state sponsored NFL media has chimed
in on this story, and the NFL network contacted the
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Atlanta Falcons. Now do you think the Atlanta Falcons A
said yes, we're going to trade Kyle Pitch to the Cowboys. B.
We might not trade him to the Cowboys, but we'd
love to trade his overrated ass out of here. See
no comment or d They just laughed, all right? So
(03:40):
the response, according to prov the News was the Atlanta
Falcons responded by saying, lol, no way. I do not
believe any emojis were used, but LOL no way. So
let us discuss the question, how did you digest the
(04:01):
Kyle Pitts latest round of trade rumors involving the Cowboys
So I've got the evening Edition Jabberwockie and Circus Act,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna throw them against the wall and see what sticks.
Like that when you know, I eat ribs or a
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really good barbecue and it sticks to your your ribs,
it's just wonderful, right, that big, meaty, delicious Yeah all right, anyway, yeah,
pretty good. So this this is low hanging fruit, this
story about Kyle Pits. I put it in the low
hanging fruit basket, which, if you've heard the show over
the years, you know is the most delicious fruit, the
low hanging fruit. It's just great. It's a ready main storyline.
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You just connect the dots, add water, however you want
to say it. Jerry Jones has pretty much made it
known that he has an infatuation. He's infatuated with the
measurables ofle pits. If you remember when he was drafted,
Jerry Jones was a smitten kitten. He was all about that.
(05:07):
And you look at the Cowboys now. Their red zone
offense is worthy of a barf bag. The way they
played the red zone. There's issues popping up. They can't
stop the run consistently. Kyle Pitts in Atlanta has been
if you're being kind, underused, he is not a primary focus.
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The counter argument is that Atlanta's the headless Falcon. They
don't have a quarterback in Atlanta. Desmond Ritters stinks, and
so it's hard to have a consistent passing offense when
you are lacking someone that has the ability at the
quarterback position. But so Kyle pits under used. In all that,
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all of those factors have created a scenario that breathes
life into the story. But it reminds me of an
old newspaper trick back when those were big in the country.
I had buddies of mine that were old scribes back
in the day, and they would regale me with stories
about their days as ink stained wretchus and what that
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was like. And actually I asked one of my buddies,
I said, what is the term for that? Because I
remember there was a term for it, And my friend
didn't get back to me with the term, so I'm
not sure what the term is. Maybe you know what
the term is. I couldn't think of it. I had
heard of it before, but it's essentially this, you're working
at old school newspaper, and you're looking for a story
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that will create over to buzz in the newspapers. So
what you would do is you would create a rumor
out of thin air, like Kyle Pitts going to the Cowboys,
which is believable, it's plausible considering Jerry Jones likes Kyle Pitts.
The Falcons aren't really using Kyle Pits. So you put
that in and you say, is there a chance that
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Kyle Pits gets traded to the Falcon? So then the
old days, you had the the late edition of the newspaper,
So the rumor starts in the morning and then you
contact someone and have the story debunked. Then you've got
a story for the evening edition of the newspaper. So
you get two for one. It's a two for one special.
In the social media world, obviously as much different now
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with social media and newspapers have taken a back seat.
But in the social media world, it's all about engagement.
It's all about clicks, click and he click. That is
what it's all about. And so with a story like
this you get a lot of that. It's a dog
whistle for page views and clicks and all and since
Pitts is an afterthought with the Falcons. As we said,
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and you can expect this story to continue on every
couple of weeks, obviously the trade deadline. It'll die after that,
but it'll be back in the off season because Jerry
Jones has admitted he has an obsession with Kyle Pitch
Now second me staying in Jerry's world. Staying in Jerry's world.
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A lifelong fan of America's team believes he has figured
out why the Cowboys cannot win the Super Bowl. It's
been a generation plus since the Dallas Cowboys last one
the Lombardi Trophy, and the guy's figured it out. Who
know that somebody would figure it out. Jerry Jones can't
figure it out. Mike McCarthy and the parade of horribles
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who've been coaches for the Cowboys haven't been able to
figure it out. Dak Prescott certainly can't can't do the
math on that, neither col Tony Romo and everyone since
Troy A. So get to the point place. So this
fanatic guy named Brandon has started an online petition because
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all of life's problems are solved by an online petition,
and his petition has claimed that the Cowboys must get
rid of their mascot Rowdy. They are cursed by Rowdy. Yeah, now,
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this guy Brandon says, he's bared witness to the jinks
that has befallen. He's beloved Dallas football franchise. He's spewed
a bunch of analytics. Last time Jerry Jones team won
the Super Bowl was in nineteen ninety five. You know
when Rowdy was born d D D DAN nineteen ninety six.
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But wait, there's more. Since Rowdy became the official mascot
of the Cowboys in nineteen ninety six, Dallas has played
twenty five seasons and they have missed the playoffs. Seventeen
of the twenty five seasons they have not qualified for
the playoffs. So let's discuss what is your position, all right?
(09:48):
What is your position on Rowdy being a curse a
hex on the Dallas Cowboys. So to quote Dion Sanders,
this is all junk. It is bull junk, is what
it is. File this one in the category that is
labeled jabber wockie. That is what this is. Right, This
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has to be the dumbest thing that I have seen
all week, And I've seen some dumb things this week. Okay,
I've seen a lot of dumb. I live in the
world of the dumb, and I've seen dumb and this
is at the top. And I will not allow on
these airwaves mascot shaming. I will not allow it. I'm
an advocate, I'm a truther. I've always had a place
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in my heart for the mascot, and well, I will
admit that Rowdy is not in the pantheon of mascots.
He does not match up with the Philly fanatic, Benny
the Bull, Chuck the Condor. He's not even as good
as mister med or Wally the Green Monster, or Casey
Wolf or Billy Lamarlin. Not as good as those mascots.
But still no mascot left behind. Okay, that's my position,
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and Rowdy is not the reason the Cowboys keep losing.
This is absurd to me. Of both these things can
be true, where Rowdy's not one of the top mascots
and not the reason that their snake bit. This petition
is asking for Jerry Jones to retire Rowdy as the
official Cowboy mascot, then wants them to select a new
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mascot who can bring quote positive energy and good luck.
Back to the Blood franchise. Yeah, you know what they
should make is that kettle, that Salvation Army kettle that
they have in the end zone every year for like Thanksgiving.
They should have that as the mascot, the Dallas Kettles.
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That would be good, right, Why not the Dallas Cowboys? Yeah?
Or they can get a mosquito and they can put
that out there and then Jerry can we know what
he can do if things are going well for the Cowboys.
I won't make gloryho Well, no, no, not that. It's
a mosquito, Jerry, So you have to you know what
you need to do to the mosquito? There?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You get it?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, that's it. You gotta pick around there a little bit.
And Marcell, how should I kill mosquitos? Marcell?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You killed it with the knife.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh, we don't have the Jerry Jones mosquito. Dr How
do we not have it? How is that not in
the system? So unbelieve when I set that up for
Io was Sam the place I got you the uh
Marcel mosquito. Originally Jerry talking about circumcising the mosquitos one
of the all time great jobs. You know, I'll send
that to the Iowa Sam. It's this thing called the internet.
It's all over the internet still, so I can send
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that to you. All right, we'll put that in the system.
All right. Moving on final thought, let's go to Denver.
I's go to Denver where the Broncos are zero to three.
They just got charbroiled by the Miami Dolphins. It was
an outdoor barbecue. They cooked up a seventy burger and
seven hundred and twenty six yards. And so I got
some friends. Now I'm not talking about I had some
other friends that are Bronco fans and they were trying
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to bust my chops about the rams. So I just
kept texting back to them. Seventy and s twenty six.
That was my response. And there's no rebuttal. There's no
rebuttal of that because you can't rebutt that. That's historical
and the modern era of the NFL. You have seventy
points in seven hundred and twenty six yards. So with
that being said, I am now seeing reports of a
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Kumbayah type relationship between the coach and the quarterback Sean
Payton and Russell Wilson. Are you buying that? Russell Wilson
and Sean Payton are now buddies, that they're besties, so
I'll go first year the answer, No, that's the company line.
Russell Wilson's stats have improved, but that is a mirage.
I'm gonna explain to you how it is murage. It's
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an optical illusion. It's a dumb down, safe offense as
we expected. Denver is fifteenth in scoring, which to me
is a not all that good and when you take
away the garbage time points, they're much worse than fifteenth
in scoring, and seventy over seventy percent of his passing
yards have come while the Broncos have been behind. Sixty
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six percent of his touchdowns this season have come wall behind,
and Sean Payton at this point, Sean Payton is just frazzled.
He's just absolutely frazzled. He doesn't know up from down,
left from right, He has no He's never expected this.
He's an ego maniac and all these coaches are ego maniacs.
And this guy that thought his a crap didn't stink
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and now everyone's goofing on him. He's an ego mana.
He can't handle that. It's devastating. Things are so out
of whack right now. That Sean Payton's running around like
a circus act. He's spinning plates. You won't believe your eyes.
Death defying acts of courage. He's a plate spinner. Sean Payton,
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run around right, run around, and he's spinned the plate.
And there's another crisis over there. You have to spend
that plate. One plate spins, another one nearly falls, and
there's always broken plates right around the corner. But at
least he's got that Walmart money. He's got that going
for him. It is the Ben Mallor Show. It is
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caught Jared Goff of the Lions laughing at his horrible
blank again. NFL Films Microphones caught Jared Goff of the
Lions laughing at his horrible blank. That is the Mallard
(15:47):
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ninety nine, he told me.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Shame, and he told me in the hallway that the
Iowa minute might only be forty five seconds today.
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I don't believe that to say that.
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You whispered that for a second. You did whisper that
to me.
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I said forty five seconds times six minutes, six times
six times over.
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Wash him about that with soap and water. How dare you.
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I'll putting me over under at six minutes.
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I just threw the Covino and Rich football at Iowa. Sam,
don't contact Hr. There's a plate of glass between us.
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They have their own football.
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Yeah on Beaver, we don't have anything an they they
got cake, they got football. Those guys that live in
the life maw. It's a different world over there on
that Covino and Rich show.
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That's all right. We like to, we like to, we
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But new Call's got to pay off the mallor Riddle
of the Day, and here it is, by the way,
the number eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox mallor
Riddle of the Day. NFL Films microphones caught Lions quarterback
Jared Golf laughing at his horrible blank That is the question.
I thought we'd get some good answers on this one,
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and you get I have not disappointed. The saw man says,
a horrible smelling flatulence his hair piece from the Late
Night Drug tester Fergcat says his horrible drawing of Ben Maller. Well,
that's pretty impressive. That reminds me of something I did
back in elementary school when I was a little kid,
pregame snack from Alf the Alien optter ranch dill pickle.
(18:23):
Come on, that's disgusting. You can't get cheeseballs with ranch
dill pickle. It's the worst of all worlds there and
it's hard to screw up cheeseballs. But you did who else?
We have gatorade from Doc Mike style gatorade from courtesy Flusher.
I like this one from clam j. Jared Goff was
laughing at his playbook. I think that's pretty good, Fudgie said,
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laughing at his coach Jimmy from Maine, going with horrible hemorrhoids,
and Chip and the Ques says, farting. We've had a
number of boys that loved the farting answer. It's always fun.
Who doesn't last at a good fart? Jok? Who else
do we have? Fox high Wind says his horrible haircut
from Supercuts, farting, farting, farting his only fans Booty Babe,
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that's from Donkey Sausage, laughing at the circumcision. That's from
Rory and webbed feet from Rob in Minnesota. Who else
do we have? Page down, Eddie, you have an answer?
I gotta I gotta speed this up. Do you have
an answer? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, he was laughing at the coverage of the WNBA playoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yes, so well, if you've got the rights, Eddie, you
might as well promoted. That is incorrect, though, Eddie, the
correct answer. A Lion's quarterback. Here's the answer, Malroula Day,
a Lions quarterback. You'ared GoF caught by NFL films cameras
a laughing at his horrible touchdowns celebrations. The touchdown celebrations. Yeah,
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let's sello to James, who's deep in the heart of Texas.
Hello James, Welcome, Hey James. If I was any better,
I would be a Texan, but not a Houston text
But actually they won last week. But still they have
been terrible over the last couple years. But anyway, what's
on your mind, dear James.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Well, first of all, I'm a new I'm a movie.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He's a Nobay.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
We got to Iowa, Sam, we got to know me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I was sad, all right, I was. Sam's aware of it.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I've been listening for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But God bless you, sir, thank you. See you are
part of the silent majority, the unspoken silent majority there,
because otherwise they'd be they wouldn't be on silent Uh.
But uh yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
You've probably got a lot of us when the COVID
was going on, you know, and that's when I started listening.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, Yes, amazing fact, Thoy James. This this says a
lot about our business talking sports. We had more listeners
at Fox Sports Radio in the middle of the pandemic
when there were no sports than we've ever had in
the history I've been here, since the beginning of Fox
Sports Radio. We've never had more listeners than when there
was nothing going on in sports. Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
That's kind of lock that with my business too, you
know what I mean, because there was no traffic. Now
I have a truck for leaving. So I listened to
you guys. That's why I'm listening to you'.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh nice, very cool.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I'm going right. I don't my own Tucky covey. So
my business actually went up doing that because people were home,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, see you benefited too. We all benefited. Well,
not everyone benefited. I mean a lot of people did
not benefit, but we we did pretty well. Anyway, what's
on your mind there, James.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Well, I was I was thinking about saying, you know,
and the expectations and how that how that relates to uh,
you know, Dak Prescott. I'm a Cowboys fan, you know,
a long time suffering Cowboys fans.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My condolences that I said, my condolences.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You know, it's not a bad thing. We're a successful
branch franchise, and you know, I'm just not one of
those people. He thinks we're gonna win the damn Super
Bowl every year.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So yeah, yeah, I mean, the Cowboys are predicted every
year to win the Super Bowl by Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
So you've got I'm a real man, like I know,
I know when I have a good team, when I
have a bad team, and all that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I gotcha, all right, all.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Right, I think that's kind of what I think Dak
Prescott's problem here is, man, is that everybody in the
world knows what they what these guys make per game,
per minute, per hour, you know, and so they think
that and Donald's him to have an opinion about, you know,
and have expectations about who they're supposed to be a
player as a person, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So yeah, but here's the here's the thing on that.
I gotta let you go on that. But James, thank
you for listening to the last couple of years. I
do appreciate it. And I'm glad you finally called in
there and don't be a stranger. And I'm glad your
trucking business is doing well. You're out there busting your ass.
Good for you. Uh. But here's the thing that Dak Prescott,
the chatter and all that. It's like they say in
the NBA, right make or miss league. It's the same concept, right,
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you either make the plays you don't make the play
isn't Dak Prescott. Uh, it's it's it's not brain surgery,
or he just hasn't consistently played well and then if
he plays well, other people suck. So there you go.
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See this report from uh well, I guess Basketball News
Magic Johnson Urban Magic Johnson's got his fingers in a
lot of different pies. Are he still have a little
bit of the Dodgers. He's got I believe red skin,
not Redskins. Commander at the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
He was at the Commander.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
He's got some soccer team he's probably involved in, but
he doesn't have any part of an NBA team.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He claims in this story that he has turned down
offers to be part of ownership for the Warriors, Pistons,
and Hawks. But he says there is one team that
he would be intrigued in joining an ownership group. It's
not the LA Lakers. The New York Knickerbockers.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Necker. He wants to save the next but James Dolan
said he hates owning the Knicks. He said that recently.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Tough.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Gi.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, it's tough when you inherit. THENBA team and the
NHL states. How does he survive, Eddie? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
He's a warrior, not a Golden State Warrior.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Though.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Did you see this highlight from Seattle? George Kirby, the
pitcher for the Mariners, was hit with a ball thrown
out of the stands.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yes, yes, uh, this is wild. Uh Mariner's Astros game,
Marion's with five to nothing. It was the top of
the sixth inning and he's calling. He's like, I think
two out, top of the six. He's asking for a
new ball. He's asking the un for a new ball,
and he gets whacked and it hit him like right
in the like the the upper body. Wow, somebody's not
(25:27):
that bright.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let me tell you why. There are cameras all over
those things. It's not going to be that hard to
find who tossed the baseball unless unless it was out.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You saw the clip now, yeah, and I love the
first baseman threw the ball back into the yea.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, yeah, I hit him in the kidney, right the kidney,
that area. He was shocked. Bad peripheral vision, George Kirby,
shouldn't you have noticed something some object projectiles flying at you?
Do you think this came from the grassy knoll?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You think they came from the grassy knoll?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't know. It's funny because nobody he's like pointing
like it came from overre here.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Somebody saw who threw it.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm sure somebody did, but.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It must you think it was a kid or something
like that. That's good aim, though I don't know that
was a good that's good aim. We'll get to the
bottom of you think there was a school depository somewhere
in the ballpark that I meant any of my references Eddie,
good time, come Iowa, Sam, are you getting the references?
(26:27):
Thank you textbook. You don't have to spell it out.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But he calls for a ball, and he gets a ball.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
He got a ball.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
He man, he got two balls. There's a joke somewhere.
But anyway, the game was in Seattle though, Yeah, I
know the game was all these astro fans they are animals. Yeah,
they probably traveled there.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I mean if it was in Dallas, I suppose those
would have been good jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, but they weren't.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, there were solid jokes, you know, not really well,
nobody knows who threw It's like nobody knows who shot
They think they know who shot Kennedy, but they don't know. Anyway,
we played played hit the music, We'll play the play
the game, hit the button.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's another Ben Maller game.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is it too much or not enough? Too much and
not enough? We walk him in our contestant from consaw Sooty,
the epicenter of the National Football League at Arrowheads Stadium,
where the champions, the reigning champions reside. Hello, Steven, open bar,
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Steve is in the house. Here we go, man.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
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Speaker 1 (28:34):
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to play the game, Steve? I don't have time here
we go. Story.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
No, man, we need, we do need. Miley Cyrus, all.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Right, Kyle, Kyle Brett, Kyle.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
I mean I want to take a shower after I
watched one of her music videos.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Man, Kyle Bradish is set to be the first Orioles
pitcher with a sub three e r A in fifteen years.
Is that too much? Not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Man, that's not enough. There's a lot of good, there's
a lot, all.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Right, not enough? Is he right? Alright, he's right. It's
been twenty one years. Mike Musina perfect.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
I am perfect, Man Miller, so far?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Question number two. Blake Snell has now gone twenty five
straight starts, allowing three earned runs or fewer? Is that
too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Not enough?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
That's my guy.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Man, you're Blake Snell fit? Is that? Is that correct?
Speaker 8 (29:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's too much. It's too much. I'm risking my live brow.
He's gone twenty three straight starts. Bob Gibson tied, Bob Gibson,
believe right, here we go. Number three, Number three. There
are only four quarterbacks in NFL history with more passing
yards through three career games than the Texans.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
C J.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Stroud. Is that too much or not enough, Steve.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
No, way too much. That guy sucks, man, I hate,
I hate.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay, you hate everyone young? Okay, thank you, you got
it right. See there you go. You can be completely hammered.
Knew pretty well in this game. Justin Herbert camp All right,
calm down, justin Herbert and Cam Newton. The only one
is better. Here we go. Davante Adams is the fifth
player in NFL history to record thirty receiving touchdowns in
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primetime games. Is that too much or not enough for
the win? For the win?
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Man?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
That guy really sucks any Raiders and Raiders is too much?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You sure about that?
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Alcata, well you might be. I think you might be
pulling for Alcada now because you got that wrong. The
answer is not enough. He's the seventh player to do it,
joining Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, t O, Antonio Brown, Jimmy Graham,
and Jason Witten. Last one question five. Patrick Mahomes has
now had eighteen career games with three touchdowns and no interceptions.
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Is that too much or not an off? This is
for the win time. Let's find out. Ah that's a
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(31:22):
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And away we go.
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Hey to Heaven?
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Oh Iowa like you give a damn now, presenting the
most up to date happenings from Iowa's four Division one teams,
Ladies and Gentlemen, cows and pinks.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's the Iowa Minute.
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Here's Iowa Sam.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
All right, clock is running one minute, one minute, one minute.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yes, the Iowa Minute marches on on his second week
on the Ben Mallory Overnights. And remember, folks, the minute
may in fact the clips sixty times seconds. And if
you tweeted it, uh, if you tweeted last week about
the Iowa Minute or at me, my apologies. I still
haven't gotten to your adoration and or scorn. I will eventually.
I think sometimes it's just best to avert your eyes. Ben, Yes, Iowa.
(32:57):
Just to update our listeners. Very important that everyone knows.
Is this what's right? We are just a few days
into fall. Fall in the Midwest is a special time.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Why is it special?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I was saying, well, Uh. According to Monday's report from
the US Department of Agriculture, about nine percent of the
state's corn crop has been harvested for grain and eleven
percent of soybeans. Much work to do. So enjoy Grandma's
scotch row. You like Scotch crews, Ben, what is what
is scotch? It's like a It's like a baked dessert.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Bake desserts. Is there frosting on it?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Kind of It's like a It's like a butter Scotch Frosting.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'd probably like that. Yeah, I think I would go
for that. We'll make you some Scotchew's.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
All right, let's start with our FCS brethren of the
Iowa Minute Drake, the.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Team of des Moines, not Drek Drake.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Well they're still drect but the Thankfully the O three
Bulldogs had a bye week in preparation for Morehead State.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
This Saturday, they'll head down toad Morehead Chance ridic chanting
the family.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I'll had down to Morehead, Kentucky. I see take on
the Eagles of Moorhead where one and two and they
own a victory over West Virginia State. West Virginia State.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Not the Mountaineers other one.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Okay, okay, Now let's check in on our panthers in
Cedar Falls. You and I also on a bye week
this past weekend. That is, that is the Penguins of
Youngstown State visit the Unidome this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I liked the I liked that Pittsburgh Penguins.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But yeah, like Don Juwarski's alma mater.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Is that right? Jaws Chawles? All right? Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
And Ben, yes, I was saying. I went to bed
Saturday night graduation I did too, and I had a
really bad dream you did. It was more like a
It's more like a nightmare. I dreamt that Iowa was
shut out, shut out for the first time in twenty
three years. Yeah, wait a second. That wasn't a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
That was reality.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh no, I was s play action Ali wait.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
And so cot touchdown, Petstike klel decands have a net
new wiance cash. I am a takeaway.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
This is my namemare so Iowa Sam. I did not
see the Iowa mistake gave, but I did turn it on,
and I thought of you because you told me you
were planning your day around watching that game. Yeah, and
uh yes, oh my god. That singleton the de fact
play action Alo rolls white looks thros back across the ends.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Touchdown, Tyler WM have a white apple.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Comes an out of lash. Okay, how do I kill this? Please?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
That was a chainsaw or a wood ship or whatever.
Just use your imagination. Steve Jones from their field there
Ben looking at this Iowa Penn State box score his
box store box store.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, box for's a new term. Only Iowa saying has that.
Most people say box score, You say box store. Looking
at this box scores. That's staring at this, Tom Looney said,
a four run home run. Yeah, oh my, are you really.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Got ninety seconds left? Ninety seconds? But you know, I
want to listen. I want to speak to Tennessee Titans
fans real quick. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
Nothing after last week's game in Cleveland, which your Titans
accumulated six first downs and ninety four total yards and
a field goal, nothing to be ashamed of because Iowa
turned out we suck again, all of four first downs
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and seventy six total yards and zero points.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Did they travel by stage coach to Pennsylvania, Yes, no,
we snuck again.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Their offense is from the era of the stage coach.
Now we go to exclusive audio of Chris in Des
Moines following the loss.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
No God, please, no.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
No, no no. He then repeated that the following day
watching the Bears, so quite the weekend for him. Yes, Okay,
let's finish with a winner. Okay, Iowa State back on track. Yeah,
bultiphar Hash back in the shotgun and he throws up.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The middle man wide open.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Jackson's gonna have his second touchdown of the day and
his second touchdown.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Of his career thirty four to twenty seven winners over
Oklahoma State. Want to know in the Big twelve Hot Dog,
we got a lot of times running out and more
exclusive audio, this time from Shane in Des Moines, or,
as Ben says, Shane in Demoyd.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Shane in Demoyd. Uh, here we go, really go there.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Five minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Make it in, Eddy, make it in. I'm knocking out.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I'm not gonna have time for this last story. We'll
have to save it Mannie. He's running into a brick
wall here. All exclusive audio.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Got you by You gotta hit the minute prices.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh yeah, you gotta hit the post. Iowa Sama, hit
the post? All right. Well that's your eye of a minute.
I'm wrapping it up right now. I need more pork
next week. We'll save the star next week. Thank you
very much, thank you. We'll get you Yorky, all right,
Hello and welcome. It's our number three, our three and
a juicy meaty story to begin our number three here
out of Dallas, Texas. How do you digest the Falcons
tight end Kyle Pitts having his name tossed into the
trade speculation machine with the cowboys? Also, what is your
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position on the mascot rowdy being a curse for the cowboys?
Are you buying? Also that Russell Wilson and Sean Payton
are buddies in Denver as a report indicating that. So
we'll cover all the down right now here it is
and try to get a first down on our number three.
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Now that is the pits welmeme in the beginning of
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tire buying. Shoot me. So I lead this hour coming
from the trading post. Now it is a nuby night.
I like to learn all the affiliates down the line.
It's a Newby night and the second edition of the
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weekday version of the Iowa Minute. Man, if you tune
into a big hour, holy crap, what a amazing hour.
This is finally gonna get us the Marconi. I know,
alf the alien opiner has been trying to get me
a Marconi award. This is going to get the Marconi.
No I did. I did work at a radio station
(02:13):
that won the Marconi Award, but I did not individually
win the Marconi. So this is going to get us
the Marconi this hour of talk radio. But you'll be
the judge that anyway. So a big name has been
bouncing around the speculation machine here in the NFL. If
you didn't see it, I'm glad you didn't. If you
did see it, we'll toss it out to you. Anyway,
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we've heard a chatter. You just come across our radar
here chatter at the Dallas Cowboys have been working through
back channels to acquire Atlanta Falcons tight end Kyle Pitts.
They want the pets. I thought the Pits was losing
to the Cardinals. Wow, that was man? Was that embarrassing? Anyway,
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that's the storyline that gained traction over the last twenty
four hours in the NFL, that Kyle Pitts and the
Cowboys could be a love connection, so much so that
the PROVDA News service, state sponsored NFL media has chimed
in on this story, and the NFL network contacted the
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Atlanta Falcons. Now do you think the Atlanta Falcons A
said yes, we're going to trade Kyle Pitch to the Cowboys. B.
We might not trade him to the Cowboys, but we'd
love to trade his overrated ass out of here. See
no comment or d They just laughed, all right? So
(03:40):
the response, according to prov the News was the Atlanta
Falcons responded by saying, lol, no way. I do not
believe any emojis were used, but LOL no way. So
let us discuss the question, how did you digest the
(04:01):
Kyle Pitts latest round of trade rumors involving the Cowboys
So I've got the evening Edition Jabberwockie and Circus Act,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we're gonna throw them against the wall and see what sticks.
Like that when you know, I eat ribs or a
(04:23):
really good barbecue and it sticks to your your ribs,
it's just wonderful, right, that big, meaty, delicious Yeah all right, anyway, yeah,
pretty good. So this this is low hanging fruit, this
story about Kyle Pits. I put it in the low
hanging fruit basket, which, if you've heard the show over
the years, you know is the most delicious fruit, the
low hanging fruit. It's just great. It's a ready main storyline.
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You just connect the dots, add water, however you want
to say it. Jerry Jones has pretty much made it
known that he has an infatuation. He's infatuated with the
measurables ofle pits. If you remember when he was drafted,
Jerry Jones was a smitten kitten. He was all about that.
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And you look at the Cowboys now. Their red zone
offense is worthy of a barf bag. The way they
played the red zone. There's issues popping up. They can't
stop the run consistently. Kyle Pitts in Atlanta has been
if you're being kind, underused, he is not a primary focus.
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The counter argument is that Atlanta's the headless Falcon. They
don't have a quarterback in Atlanta. Desmond Ritters stinks, and
so it's hard to have a consistent passing offense when
you are lacking someone that has the ability at the
quarterback position. But so Kyle pits under used. In all that,
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all of those factors have created a scenario that breathes
life into the story. But it reminds me of an
old newspaper trick back when those were big in the country.
I had buddies of mine that were old scribes back
in the day, and they would regale me with stories
about their days as ink stained wretchus and what that
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was like. And actually I asked one of my buddies,
I said, what is the term for that? Because I
remember there was a term for it, And my friend
didn't get back to me with the term, so I'm
not sure what the term is. Maybe you know what
the term is. I couldn't think of it. I had
heard of it before, but it's essentially this, you're working
at old school newspaper, and you're looking for a story
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that will create over to buzz in the newspapers. So
what you would do is you would create a rumor
out of thin air, like Kyle Pitts going to the Cowboys,
which is believable, it's plausible considering Jerry Jones likes Kyle Pitts.
The Falcons aren't really using Kyle Pits. So you put
that in and you say, is there a chance that
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Kyle Pits gets traded to the Falcon? So then the
old days, you had the the late edition of the newspaper,
So the rumor starts in the morning and then you
contact someone and have the story debunked. Then you've got
a story for the evening edition of the newspaper. So
you get two for one. It's a two for one special.
In the social media world, obviously as much different now
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with social media and newspapers have taken a back seat.
But in the social media world, it's all about engagement.
It's all about clicks, click and he click. That is
what it's all about. And so with a story like
this you get a lot of that. It's a dog
whistle for page views and clicks and all and since
Pitts is an afterthought with the Falcons. As we said,
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and you can expect this story to continue on every
couple of weeks, obviously the trade deadline. It'll die after that,
but it'll be back in the off season because Jerry
Jones has admitted he has an obsession with Kyle Pitch
Now second me staying in Jerry's world. Staying in Jerry's world.
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A lifelong fan of America's team believes he has figured
out why the Cowboys cannot win the Super Bowl. It's
been a generation plus since the Dallas Cowboys last one
the Lombardi Trophy, and the guy's figured it out. Who
know that somebody would figure it out. Jerry Jones can't
figure it out. Mike McCarthy and the parade of horribles
(08:24):
who've been coaches for the Cowboys haven't been able to
figure it out. Dak Prescott certainly can't can't do the
math on that, neither col Tony Romo and everyone since
Troy A. So get to the point place. So this
fanatic guy named Brandon has started an online petition because
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all of life's problems are solved by an online petition,
and his petition has claimed that the Cowboys must get
rid of their mascot Rowdy. They are cursed by Rowdy. Yeah, now,
(09:06):
this guy Brandon says, he's bared witness to the jinks
that has befallen. He's beloved Dallas football franchise. He's spewed
a bunch of analytics. Last time Jerry Jones team won
the Super Bowl was in nineteen ninety five. You know
when Rowdy was born d D D DAN nineteen ninety six.
(09:28):
But wait, there's more. Since Rowdy became the official mascot
of the Cowboys in nineteen ninety six, Dallas has played
twenty five seasons and they have missed the playoffs. Seventeen
of the twenty five seasons they have not qualified for
the playoffs. So let's discuss what is your position, all right?
(09:48):
What is your position on Rowdy being a curse a
hex on the Dallas Cowboys. So to quote Dion Sanders,
this is all junk. It is bull junk, is what
it is. File this one in the category that is
labeled jabber wockie. That is what this is. Right, This
(10:10):
has to be the dumbest thing that I have seen
all week, And I've seen some dumb things this week. Okay,
I've seen a lot of dumb. I live in the
world of the dumb, and I've seen dumb and this
is at the top. And I will not allow on
these airwaves mascot shaming. I will not allow it. I'm
an advocate, I'm a truther. I've always had a place
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in my heart for the mascot, and well, I will
admit that Rowdy is not in the pantheon of mascots.
He does not match up with the Philly fanatic, Benny
the Bull, Chuck the Condor. He's not even as good
as mister med or Wally the Green Monster, or Casey
Wolf or Billy Lamarlin. Not as good as those mascots.
But still no mascot left behind. Okay, that's my position,
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and Rowdy is not the reason the Cowboys keep losing.
This is absurd to me. Of both these things can
be true, where Rowdy's not one of the top mascots
and not the reason that their snake bit. This petition
is asking for Jerry Jones to retire Rowdy as the
official Cowboy mascot, then wants them to select a new
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mascot who can bring quote positive energy and good luck.
Back to the Blood franchise. Yeah, you know what they
should make is that kettle, that Salvation Army kettle that
they have in the end zone every year for like Thanksgiving.
They should have that as the mascot, the Dallas Kettles.
(11:46):
That would be good, right, Why not the Dallas Cowboys? Yeah?
Or they can get a mosquito and they can put
that out there and then Jerry can we know what
he can do if things are going well for the Cowboys.
I won't make gloryho Well, no, no, not that. It's
a mosquito, Jerry, So you have to you know what
you need to do to the mosquito? There?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You get it?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, that's it. You gotta pick around there a little bit.
And Marcell, how should I kill mosquitos? Marcell?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You killed it with the knife.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh, we don't have the Jerry Jones mosquito. Dr How
do we not have it? How is that not in
the system? So unbelieve when I set that up for
Io was Sam the place I got you the uh
Marcel mosquito. Originally Jerry talking about circumcising the mosquitos one
of the all time great jobs. You know, I'll send
that to the Iowa Sam. It's this thing called the internet.
It's all over the internet still, so I can send
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that to you. All right, we'll put that in the system.
All right. Moving on final thought, let's go to Denver.
I's go to Denver where the Broncos are zero to three.
They just got charbroiled by the Miami Dolphins. It was
an outdoor barbecue. They cooked up a seventy burger and
seven hundred and twenty six yards. And so I got
some friends. Now I'm not talking about I had some
other friends that are Bronco fans and they were trying
(12:54):
to bust my chops about the rams. So I just
kept texting back to them. Seventy and s twenty six.
That was my response. And there's no rebuttal. There's no
rebuttal of that because you can't rebutt that. That's historical
and the modern era of the NFL. You have seventy
points in seven hundred and twenty six yards. So with
that being said, I am now seeing reports of a
(13:15):
Kumbayah type relationship between the coach and the quarterback Sean
Payton and Russell Wilson. Are you buying that? Russell Wilson
and Sean Payton are now buddies, that they're besties, so
I'll go first year the answer, No, that's the company line.
Russell Wilson's stats have improved, but that is a mirage.
I'm gonna explain to you how it is murage. It's
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an optical illusion. It's a dumb down, safe offense as
we expected. Denver is fifteenth in scoring, which to me
is a not all that good and when you take
away the garbage time points, they're much worse than fifteenth
in scoring, and seventy over seventy percent of his passing
yards have come while the Broncos have been behind. Sixty
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six percent of his touchdowns this season have come wall behind,
and Sean Payton at this point, Sean Payton is just frazzled.
He's just absolutely frazzled. He doesn't know up from down,
left from right, He has no He's never expected this.
He's an ego maniac and all these coaches are ego maniacs.
And this guy that thought his a crap didn't stink
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and now everyone's goofing on him. He's an ego mana.
He can't handle that. It's devastating. Things are so out
of whack right now. That Sean Payton's running around like
a circus act. He's spinning plates. You won't believe your eyes.
Death defying acts of courage. He's a plate spinner. Sean Payton,
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run around right, run around, and he's spinned the plate.
And there's another crisis over there. You have to spend
that plate. One plate spins, another one nearly falls, and
there's always broken plates right around the corner. But at
least he's got that Walmart money. He's got that going
for him. It is the Ben Mallor Show. It is
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ninety nine, he told me.
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Shame, and he told me in the hallway that the
Iowa minute might only be forty five seconds today.
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I don't believe that to say that.
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You whispered that for a second. You did whisper that
to me.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I said forty five seconds times six minutes, six times
six times over.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Wash him about that with soap and water. How dare you.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I'll putting me over under at six minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I just threw the Covino and Rich football at Iowa. Sam,
don't contact Hr. There's a plate of glass between us.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
They have their own football.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah on Beaver, we don't have anything an they they
got cake, they got football. Those guys that live in
the life maw. It's a different world over there on
that Covino and Rich show.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
That's all right. We like to, we like to, we
like our hours, we like to over Yeah, we do,
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if the power went out because of an earthquake and
he turned on the radio and hear us. Even then
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But new Call's got to pay off the mallor Riddle
of the Day, and here it is, by the way,
the number eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox mallor
Riddle of the Day. NFL Films microphones caught Lions quarterback
Jared Golf laughing at his horrible blank That is the question.
I thought we'd get some good answers on this one,
(17:59):
and you get I have not disappointed. The saw man says,
a horrible smelling flatulence his hair piece from the Late
Night Drug tester Fergcat says his horrible drawing of Ben Maller. Well,
that's pretty impressive. That reminds me of something I did
back in elementary school when I was a little kid,
pregame snack from Alf the Alien optter ranch dill pickle.
(18:23):
Come on, that's disgusting. You can't get cheeseballs with ranch
dill pickle. It's the worst of all worlds there and
it's hard to screw up cheeseballs. But you did who else?
We have gatorade from Doc Mike style gatorade from courtesy Flusher.
I like this one from clam j. Jared Goff was
laughing at his playbook. I think that's pretty good, Fudgie said,
(18:46):
laughing at his coach Jimmy from Maine, going with horrible hemorrhoids,
and Chip and the Ques says, farting. We've had a
number of boys that loved the farting answer. It's always fun.
Who doesn't last at a good fart? Jok? Who else
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(19:09):
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Rory and webbed feet from Rob in Minnesota. Who else
do we have? Page down, Eddie, you have an answer?
I gotta I gotta speed this up. Do you have
an answer? Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yes, he was laughing at the coverage of the WNBA playoffs.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yes, so well, if you've got the rights, Eddie, you
might as well promoted. That is incorrect, though, Eddie, the
correct answer. A Lion's quarterback. Here's the answer, Malroula Day,
a Lions quarterback. You'ared GoF caught by NFL films cameras
a laughing at his horrible touchdowns celebrations. The touchdown celebrations. Yeah,
(19:54):
let's sello to James, who's deep in the heart of Texas.
Hello James, Welcome, Hey James. If I was any better,
I would be a Texan, but not a Houston text
But actually they won last week. But still they have
been terrible over the last couple years. But anyway, what's
on your mind, dear James.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Well, first of all, I'm a new I'm a movie.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He's a Nobay.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
We got to Iowa, Sam, we got to know me.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I was sad, all right, I was. Sam's aware of it.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I've been listening for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
But God bless you, sir, thank you. See you are
part of the silent majority, the unspoken silent majority there,
because otherwise they'd be they wouldn't be on silent Uh.
But uh yeah, I think.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
You've probably got a lot of us when the COVID
was going on, you know, and that's when I started listening.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yes, Yes, amazing fact, Thoy James. This this says a
lot about our business talking sports. We had more listeners
at Fox Sports Radio in the middle of the pandemic
when there were no sports than we've ever had in
the history I've been here, since the beginning of Fox
Sports Radio. We've never had more listeners than when there
was nothing going on in sports. Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
That's kind of lock that with my business too, you
know what I mean, because there was no traffic. Now
I have a truck for leaving. So I listened to
you guys. That's why I'm listening to you'.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh nice, very cool.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I'm going right. I don't my own Tucky covey. So
my business actually went up doing that because people were home,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, see you benefited too. We all benefited. Well,
not everyone benefited. I mean a lot of people did
not benefit, but we we did pretty well. Anyway, what's
on your mind there, James.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Well, I was I was thinking about saying, you know,
and the expectations and how that how that relates to uh,
you know, Dak Prescott. I'm a Cowboys fan, you know,
a long time suffering Cowboys fans.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My condolences that I said, my condolences.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You know, it's not a bad thing. We're a successful
branch franchise, and you know, I'm just not one of
those people. He thinks we're gonna win the damn Super
Bowl every year.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So yeah, yeah, I mean, the Cowboys are predicted every
year to win the Super Bowl by Jerry Jones.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
So you've got I'm a real man, like I know,
I know when I have a good team, when I
have a bad team, and all that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I gotcha, all right, all.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
Right, I think that's kind of what I think Dak
Prescott's problem here is, man, is that everybody in the
world knows what they what these guys make per game,
per minute, per hour, you know, and so they think
that and Donald's him to have an opinion about, you know,
and have expectations about who they're supposed to be a
player as a person, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
So yeah, but here's the here's the thing on that.
I gotta let you go on that. But James, thank
you for listening to the last couple of years. I
do appreciate it. And I'm glad you finally called in
there and don't be a stranger. And I'm glad your
trucking business is doing well. You're out there busting your ass.
Good for you. Uh. But here's the thing that Dak Prescott,
the chatter and all that. It's like they say in
the NBA, right make or miss league. It's the same concept, right,
(22:55):
you either make the plays you don't make the play
isn't Dak Prescott. Uh, it's it's it's not brain surgery,
or he just hasn't consistently played well and then if
he plays well, other people suck. So there you go.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Polly Foosco here with Tony Fosco.
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Yo.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Of course you know us as the host of the
number one rated show and all the sports talks, The
Paully and Tony Fusco Show.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Now, the suits at Fox Sports Radio gave us this
ad time because they wanted us to tell you how
great our show is.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Why.
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah, Instead of us doing that, let's just let our
millions of fans do the darker.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Play the tape you.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Don't know, crap about fool owner crap, who.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Whoa, whoa whoa. That's the wrong tape, wrong tape. Just
forget that.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Look.
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Listen to The Paulyy Tony Fusco Show on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
See this report from uh well, I guess Basketball News
Magic Johnson Urban Magic Johnson's got his fingers in a
lot of different pies. Are he still have a little
bit of the Dodgers. He's got I believe red skin,
not Redskins. Commander at the Commanders.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
He was at the Commander.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
He's got some soccer team he's probably involved in, but
he doesn't have any part of an NBA team.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
And uh.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He claims in this story that he has turned down
offers to be part of ownership for the Warriors, Pistons,
and Hawks. But he says there is one team that
he would be intrigued in joining an ownership group. It's
not the LA Lakers. The New York Knickerbockers.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Necker. He wants to save the next but James Dolan
said he hates owning the Knicks. He said that recently.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Tough.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Gi.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, it's tough when you inherit. THENBA team and the
NHL states. How does he survive, Eddie? I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
He's a warrior, not a Golden State Warrior.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Though.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Did you see this highlight from Seattle? George Kirby, the
pitcher for the Mariners, was hit with a ball thrown
out of the stands.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I did not see that.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yes, yes, uh, this is wild. Uh Mariner's Astros game,
Marion's with five to nothing. It was the top of
the sixth inning and he's calling. He's like, I think
two out, top of the six. He's asking for a
new ball. He's asking the un for a new ball,
and he gets whacked and it hit him like right
in the like the the upper body. Wow, somebody's not
(25:27):
that bright.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
Eight.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let me tell you why. There are cameras all over
those things. It's not going to be that hard to
find who tossed the baseball unless unless it was out.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
You saw the clip now, yeah, and I love the
first baseman threw the ball back into the yea.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, yeah, I hit him in the kidney, right the kidney,
that area. He was shocked. Bad peripheral vision, George Kirby,
shouldn't you have noticed something some object projectiles flying at you?
Do you think this came from the grassy knoll?
Speaker 7 (25:56):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You think they came from the grassy knoll?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't know. It's funny because nobody he's like pointing
like it came from overre here.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Somebody saw who threw it.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm sure somebody did, but.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It must you think it was a kid or something
like that. That's good aim, though I don't know that
was a good that's good aim. We'll get to the
bottom of you think there was a school depository somewhere
in the ballpark that I meant any of my references Eddie,
good time, come Iowa, Sam, are you getting the references?
(26:27):
Thank you textbook. You don't have to spell it out.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But he calls for a ball, and he gets a ball.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
He got a ball.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
He man, he got two balls. There's a joke somewhere.
But anyway, the game was in Seattle though, Yeah, I
know the game was all these astro fans they are animals. Yeah,
they probably traveled there.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
I mean if it was in Dallas, I suppose those
would have been good jokes.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, but they weren't.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
It wasn't.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, there were solid jokes, you know, not really well,
nobody knows who threw It's like nobody knows who shot
They think they know who shot Kennedy, but they don't know. Anyway,
we played played hit the music, We'll play the play
the game, hit the button.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's another Ben Maller game.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Is it too much or not enough? Too much and
not enough? We walk him in our contestant from consaw Sooty,
the epicenter of the National Football League at Arrowheads Stadium,
where the champions, the reigning champions reside. Hello, Steven, open bar,
(27:36):
Steve is in the house. Here we go, man.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
It's closing time and.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
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Speaker 7 (28:22):
Did you see that Pallas Kelsey's ex girlfriend called Taylor
Swift the five man. I was reading The New York
Post while I was drunk. That's the best way to
read the read the New York Post Man.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
All Right, I gotta play the game. Are you ready
to play the game, Steve? I don't have time here
we go. Story.
Speaker 7 (28:39):
No, man, we need, we do need. Miley Cyrus, all.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Right, Kyle, Kyle Brett, Kyle.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
I mean I want to take a shower after I
watched one of her music videos.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Man, Kyle Bradish is set to be the first Orioles
pitcher with a sub three e r A in fifteen years.
Is that too much? Not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
Man, that's not enough. There's a lot of good, there's
a lot, all.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Right, not enough? Is he right? Alright, he's right. It's
been twenty one years. Mike Musina perfect.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
I am perfect, Man Miller, so far?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Question number two. Blake Snell has now gone twenty five
straight starts, allowing three earned runs or fewer? Is that
too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Not enough?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
That's my guy.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Man, you're Blake Snell fit? Is that? Is that correct?
Speaker 8 (29:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's too much. It's too much. I'm risking my live brow.
He's gone twenty three straight starts. Bob Gibson tied, Bob Gibson,
believe right, here we go. Number three, Number three. There
are only four quarterbacks in NFL history with more passing
yards through three career games than the Texans.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
C J.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Stroud. Is that too much or not enough, Steve.
Speaker 7 (29:56):
No, way too much. That guy sucks, man, I hate,
I hate.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Okay, you hate everyone young? Okay, thank you, you got
it right. See there you go. You can be completely hammered.
Knew pretty well in this game. Justin Herbert camp All right,
calm down, justin Herbert and Cam Newton. The only one
is better. Here we go. Davante Adams is the fifth
player in NFL history to record thirty receiving touchdowns in
(30:22):
primetime games. Is that too much or not enough for
the win? For the win?
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Man?
Speaker 7 (30:27):
That guy really sucks any Raiders and Raiders is too much?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You sure about that?
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Alcata, well you might be. I think you might be
pulling for Alcada now because you got that wrong. The
answer is not enough. He's the seventh player to do it,
joining Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, t O, Antonio Brown, Jimmy Graham,
and Jason Witten. Last one question five. Patrick Mahomes has
now had eighteen career games with three touchdowns and no interceptions.
(30:57):
Is that too much or not an off? This is
for the win time. Let's find out. Ah that's a
letter a guy who's legally drunk in all fifty states
in every country in the world. Step in Kansas City.
You have won a golden ticket. Congratulations, Gods, alright, alright.
(31:22):
The Iowa Minute with Iowa Sam is next.
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(31:59):
from the tireract Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
And away we go.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Hey got a minute?
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Hey to Heaven?
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Oh Iowa like you give a damn now, presenting the
most up to date happenings from Iowa's four Division one teams,
Ladies and Gentlemen, cows and pinks.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's the Iowa Minute.
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Here's Iowa Sam.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
All right, clock is running one minute, one minute, one minute.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Yes, the Iowa Minute marches on on his second week
on the Ben Mallory Overnights. And remember, folks, the minute
may in fact the clips sixty times seconds. And if
you tweeted it, uh, if you tweeted last week about
the Iowa Minute or at me, my apologies. I still
haven't gotten to your adoration and or scorn. I will eventually.
I think sometimes it's just best to avert your eyes. Ben, Yes, Iowa.
(32:57):
Just to update our listeners. Very important that everyone knows.
Is this what's right? We are just a few days
into fall. Fall in the Midwest is a special time.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Why is it special?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I was saying, well, Uh. According to Monday's report from
the US Department of Agriculture, about nine percent of the
state's corn crop has been harvested for grain and eleven
percent of soybeans. Much work to do. So enjoy Grandma's
scotch row. You like Scotch crews, Ben, what is what
is scotch? It's like a It's like a baked dessert.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Bake desserts. Is there frosting on it?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Kind of It's like a It's like a butter Scotch Frosting.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
I'd probably like that. Yeah, I think I would go
for that. We'll make you some Scotchew's.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
All right, let's start with our FCS brethren of the
Iowa Minute Drake, the.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Team of des Moines, not Drek Drake.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Well they're still drect but the Thankfully the O three
Bulldogs had a bye week in preparation for Morehead State.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
This Saturday, they'll head down toad Morehead Chance ridic chanting
the family.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I'll had down to Morehead, Kentucky. I see take on
the Eagles of Moorhead where one and two and they
own a victory over West Virginia State. West Virginia State.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Not the Mountaineers other one.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Okay, okay, Now let's check in on our panthers in
Cedar Falls. You and I also on a bye week
this past weekend. That is, that is the Penguins of
Youngstown State visit the Unidome this Saturday.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I liked the I liked that Pittsburgh Penguins.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
But yeah, like Don Juwarski's alma mater.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Is that right? Jaws Chawles? All right? Uh?
Speaker 4 (34:34):
And Ben, yes, I was saying. I went to bed
Saturday night graduation I did too, and I had a
really bad dream you did. It was more like a
It's more like a nightmare. I dreamt that Iowa was
shut out, shut out for the first time in twenty
three years. Yeah, wait a second. That wasn't a nightmare.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
That was reality.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh no, I was s play action Ali wait.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
And so cot touchdown, Petstike klel decands have a net
new wiance cash. I am a takeaway.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
This is my namemare so Iowa Sam. I did not
see the Iowa mistake gave, but I did turn it on,
and I thought of you because you told me you
were planning your day around watching that game. Yeah, and
uh yes, oh my god. That singleton the de fact
play action Alo rolls white looks thros back across the ends.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Touchdown, Tyler WM have a white apple.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Comes an out of lash. Okay, how do I kill this? Please?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
That was a chainsaw or a wood ship or whatever.
Just use your imagination. Steve Jones from their field there
Ben looking at this Iowa Penn State box score his
box store box store.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, box for's a new term. Only Iowa saying has that.
Most people say box score, You say box store. Looking
at this box scores. That's staring at this, Tom Looney said,
a four run home run. Yeah, oh my, are you really.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Got ninety seconds left? Ninety seconds? But you know, I
want to listen. I want to speak to Tennessee Titans
fans real quick. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
Nothing after last week's game in Cleveland, which your Titans
accumulated six first downs and ninety four total yards and
a field goal, nothing to be ashamed of because Iowa
turned out we suck again, all of four first downs
(36:25):
and seventy six total yards and zero points.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Did they travel by stage coach to Pennsylvania, Yes, no,
we snuck again.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Their offense is from the era of the stage coach.
Now we go to exclusive audio of Chris in Des
Moines following the loss.
Speaker 6 (36:42):
No God, please, no.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
No, no no. He then repeated that the following day
watching the Bears, so quite the weekend for him. Yes, Okay,
let's finish with a winner. Okay, Iowa State back on track. Yeah,
bultiphar Hash back in the shotgun and he throws up.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The middle man wide open.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Jackson's gonna have his second touchdown of the day and
his second touchdown.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Of his career thirty four to twenty seven winners over
Oklahoma State. Want to know in the Big twelve Hot Dog,
we got a lot of times running out and more
exclusive audio, this time from Shane in Des Moines, or,
as Ben says, Shane in Demoyd.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Shane in Demoyd. Uh, here we go, really go there.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Five minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Make it in, Eddy, make it in. I'm knocking out.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
I'm not gonna have time for this last story. We'll
have to save it Mannie. He's running into a brick
wall here. All exclusive audio.
Speaker 6 (37:41):
Got you by You gotta hit the minute prices.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh yeah, you gotta hit the post. Iowa Sama, hit
the post? All right. Well that's your eye of a minute.
I'm wrapping it up right now. I need more pork
next week. We'll save the star next week. Thank you
very much, thank you. We'll get you Yorky, all right,
Host
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