September 27, 2023 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about reports that the Vikings won't trade Kirk Cousins because it would "send a bad message," reports that the Jets locker room is agitated with Robert Saleh, Password: Word Game of the Stars, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number four. Our four is
ready to go as we micro wave up some buttered
hot takes. Are the Vikings handcuffed to Kirk Cousins for
the rest of the twenty twenty three season. Also, how
much stock do you put into the Jets locker room
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being agitated to the point of a revolt against head
coach Robert Salah as he continues to massage the toes
of Zach Wilson. Also, what is your viewpoint on the
Cowboys concern very public concern over the Patriots having access
to all of their signs because of ex Dallas players
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in New England. We talk about all of that and
more right now on a newbie night, it's a newbie
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bit later in the hour, but our lead to begin
this hour. Coming out of the Twin Cities. The Minnesota
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Vikings are zero for three on the season, and they
have fine tuned the art of losing the close game,
and last year they were winners of eleven games by
one scorer. This year it is not going so well.
It is not going so well for the Purple People
leaders as they find themselves in the dungeon of doom.
And this, of course has opened up the speculation that
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there are trades incoming involving a certain quarterback. If you've
not heard the latest on that, and you might have
missed it because you actually have a life. So we
are hearing the Vikings. The Vikings cannot trade Kirk Cousins.
Not because they are not allowed to trade Kirk Cousins
because it would be a bad message. That's the word
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from the grand Poohba of pundits, Adam Schefter, who says
that Minnesota cannot punt the season away with only Nick
Mullins as the fallback plan. He admits that Cousins and
the team are headed towards a separation, but a team
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cannot give up at this point. So let us discuss
the question. Are the Minnesota Vikings at h to three
handcuffed to Kirk Cousins for the rest of the twenty
twenty three season as opposed to trading him? To say,
I don't know the Jets all right, so I am
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shaking my head. No, they are not handcuffed to Kirk Cousins.
I've got Drew Carey, Anthrax, and Shakespeare, three things that
have never been spoken together at the same time, and
we're gonna put them all into a goodie bag and
see which one we pull out of the goodie bag.
So to kick off here, I disagree with the premise
that it's a bad message. I disagree with that. If
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the Vikings continue down the path they're going down right now,
which is the sewer, it's football malpractice on a regular basis.
It would be malfeasans to not trade kirk Cousins if
they've mutually agreed that they're going to go their separate ways,
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visit the village of Splitsville and that's it, and travel
across the country and relocate to North Carolina because you
got just got divorced. If that's the move, there's an
expiration date on kirk Cousins. It's been established and the
Vikings know it. Kirk Cousins knows it, So bring in
Drew Carrey, right, look look at Bitter's row. Come on down.
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Kirk Cousins can be yours if the price is right,
you know, spin the wheel and try to get into
that showcase showdown and a trade to the Jets or
a Mystery team. Jets or Mystery Team would make sense.
It would be the best of both worlds. You'd be
buttering your bread on both sides. Normally only supposed to
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butter one side, but butter your bread on both sides.
Why Because kirk Cousins would be thrown overboard from the
sinking Viking ship, so it'd be a win for him,
he would land on a bigger stage. In theory, Kirk
Cousins would want a trade because the Vikings are they're
going nowhere. He's gonna try to get a big contract
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after the season with a new team. And so if
you're playing in meaningless NFL games with the Vikings, that
doesn't really help you out. But if you go to
a team that's a contender and you're able to kill
some of the demons that Cousins has had from years
gone by, that would certainly help his stock. What do
I know, though, I'm just the overnight guy. And then
on the other side, if you're the Vikings and you
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know you're gonna get rid of Cousins, you know he's
not part of the plan, and you know you've got
a bad record, why not trade him to the Jets,
right and see if the Jets are dumb enough to
give you a first round pick or something like that.
And I'm not a draft guy. I'm FM picks guy,
But a lot of you idiots love draft picks, and
a lot of the teams love draft picks. So take
a first round pick from the Jets. I would even
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take Zach Wilson activating the Malar think tank, and then
you can say, well, he just needs a change of scenery,
Zach Wills. So we're gonna let him play here. And
you know that he gives you a better opportunity to
be manure if you play Zach Wilson. So play him
and then trade cousin. You get an extra draft pick.
You play Wilson, you end up getting possibility of what.
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There's like three quarterbacks in the draft that are supposedly good.
Of course, this year they said they were a bunch
of good quarterbacks, and most of them suck so far,
except CJ. Stroud. Now, furthermore, we shift our attention to
the drama oh rama in Gang Green. It is not
my desire when I come into the radio station, it
is not my desire to talk about the damn Jets
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every day. I'm sick and tired of the Jets. But
the Jets suck, suck, suck. They keep filling the content
machine here at Fox Sports Radio. And so here we
go again. Jets coach Robert Salas said to be under siege.
Why because he is loyal, too loyal to the aforementioned
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Zach Wilson reports out of Gotham, indicating that he is
at risk of losing the locker room. Losing the locker room,
the plot thickens. But wait, there's more. That the team
is ready to implode, that the defense is not happy,
and there is tension. The male soap opera Days of
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Our Lives continues. Salah has been described as a Zach
Wilson apologist. I don't think that's strong enough with what
I've heard from Robertson. I like considering what I've seen
with my eyes. So you've got that. So let's discuss
the question here. How much stock do you put in
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to the Jets' locker room being extremely agitated with Robert Salad?
So this is an obvious one, right. You don't have
to know anything about football. This is just human relations.
And we've all had jobs. You're probably working or you're
going to work. I'm doing a job right now. But
when you work with people that don't do their job
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and make it harder on you, nobody wants to work
with that person. They're called slackers. Right now, I don't
know that Zach Wilson's slacking. By all reports, he works hard.
He's just incompetent, but either way he makes it more
difficult on everyone else. These guys had caviar dreams, champagne
wishes and caviar dreams. Here with the Jets this year,
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they were convinced they were the toast of Manhattan. That
Aaron Rodgers is going around every sporting event and Broadway
getting his ass kissed everywhere he went. He was taking
Jets players with him. They were buying chains Sauce Gardner
to celebrate their championship before they even played the game.
And so they had these high expectations and now they're
back to the same slop they were eating last year.
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With Zach Wilson, So Robert Salad, though he deserves everything
he gets right, this has turned into a Greek tragedy
with the Jets, and I'm here for all of it.
I am here for all of it. It's only gonna
get worse. It's only gonna get worse. And you look around.
It's like Robert Sella being such a loyalist, a truther
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with Zach Wilson makes no sense on any level other
than the fact he's read too many Tony Robbins books
and he's too into that self help Mumbo jumpo and
he thinks he's gonna speak it into reality. Spoiler alert,
You're not speaking anything into reality. This guy he blows Wilson.
He's terrible, right, He's absolutely He's Anthras on a football field.
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If you want to know what Anthras is on the
football field him, he's a deadbeat at quarterback. And every man,
woman and child knows it, and even Robert Salin knows it.
If you went behind closed doors, he he closed doors.
He didn't want to own it to it. I'll tell
you what one thing I do know. That is a
tough hill to die on. That is a tough hill
to die on, the Zach Wilson hill. Right, And we
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are at a powder keg. He's essentially writing his own
coaching eulogy. And you want to go down with Zach Wilson.
This guy will never be a head coach again. He'll
go back to being a coordinator. Robert sal will never
hear him again. You'll go coach in Europe like Jim
tom Sula did after he left the forty nine ers.
He'll be out of here. It's insane, and it's a
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powder keg, and we're about to get to a flashpoint.
You know what happens when we get to a flashpoint?
Ca boom is what happens? All right, parting shot. We
head now to back to Dallas. Another story involving the Cowboys.
Now this is a hybrid story. It involves the Patriots
and the Cowboys. So that is a matchup. It's not
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the biggest matchup on the weekend. The biggest matchup on
the weekend would be in Buffalo or Orchard Park, New York.
Bill's Mafia versus the pod of dolphins that are coming
in there in AFC East slobber knocker. But the Patriots,
and they've certainly gotten a lot of attention in the
last twenty five years and certainly twenty years. And the
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Dallas Cowboys America's team. And so they're locking horns here
and what is the story. We are told that the
Dallas football team is said to be very concerned. They
are conflicted because they're convinced that the Patriots know all
of their plays, they know all of their play calls,
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and they're screwed. Offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer said to have anxiety.
Even though he's not really the offensive coordinator, he's got
the title, but Mike McCarthy's the play caller, so the
play caller more important than the offensive coordinator. Anyway, Brian
Schottenheimer said to have high anxiety because the Patriots signed
quarterback Will Grier away from the Cowboys, and Will, according
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to Schottenheimer, knows where a lot of the bones are
buried in Dallas, and he said, I'm sure he's being interrogated.
He also talked about Zeke Elliott coming over as well.
So what is your viewpoint? What is your viewpoint on
the cowboys concern over the Patriots having their science. So
this is misplaced paranoia is the way I will describe it,
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misplaced paranoia. And here's why, to quote William Shakespeare, this
is much ado about nothing. It's not cheating, and it's
an easy fix. You don't worry about things that you
can fix. You fix them. Does that make any sense?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
If you have a problem and you know you can
fix it, just fix it rather than complain about it
and covetch you about it. Is just to fix the problem,
all right. It's not cheating because you're not going to
astros and using bells, whistles and all that mumbo jumbo.
No buzzers will be used. Hey, check him for the buzzer.
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None of that. So you control the situation. The Cowboys
simply need to go out and get a Rosetta stone
and change the language. Change the verbige so they understand
a different language. Is it a headache? Yeah? Is it
an inconvenience? Sure, it's an inconvenience. Does this qualify as
a ready made excuse for the Cowboys to do the
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unthinkable and lose to the Patriots. It certainly seems like
they're planting that seat. Well, we didn't play well, but
it's because they knew the plays. Isn't that the rule
of engagement? Anyone that loses to the Patriots has to say, hey,
they cheated, they broke the rules. But it's very preventive measures.
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Speaker 1 (14:36):
It's Ben Mallor and it is a newbie night. And
there's a one line open for a newbie here, and
you can fill that line. It's all new callers eight seven,
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be part the Iowa Minute Last Hour which pretty much
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ended the hour, ferkat Wright Since says, do you have
to be from Iowa to enjoy the Iowa Minute? Is
that the gimmick? I'm really trying to figure it out.
Alf the Alien Ol Piner says a plus on the
Mala monologue, Robin Leech is toasting you from the great beyond,
and I'm glad you picked up on that. Alf. Yes,
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I thought someday I would be in the lifestyles of
the rich and famous, And look at me now doing
an overnight radio show. How have I arrived now? Eugene
in Chicago Rights Since says Ben, you do realize the
jets only win this season was won by the kick
returner from the Jets special teams. Bottom line, Zach Wilson,
you don't produce, you shouldn't be playing. Go get Cooper
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rushed now, stop with the Cooper rush nonsense. Okay, stop
with that, yeaway, Eugene, you worry about your guy in
Chicago there justin Fields. You're hyping up, pumping the tires
on who's dreadful, absolutely dreadful snowby night. Let's take a call.
Let's say hello to Let's go to Dutch. He's in
(16:01):
the great state of Maryland. Hello, Dots, Welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh hi Ben Uh, first time caller, A big fan,
and I know you're a big boy. So I'd like
to give you a little bit of constructive criticism if
you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So you would like to rip the show, not rip.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
The show, something, just something, a little What is that?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What is annoying you about the show?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, Well, I'm going to do it in the form
of a Mallard monologue. Oh well, thank you, and I'm
going to discuss the following topics, Harry Carey, pepto, bismol,
and the New York Post. So, and it's the madel Man.
It's the malar Man monologue because it's about Ben Mahler,
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even though Ben Maller isn't delivering it. And so what
we have in Ben Mahler we have a very sharp wit,
like after Levant from the old days. I mean, this
guy has got a lot of talent. He could be
he could make his mark in any field you want, politics, showbiz.
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He takes sports okay, fine, So he could become sort
of a Harry Carey, a popular beloved figure like he
was in Chicago. Everyone likes him. However, he's got a
fatal flaw. And sometimes what he does is he commits
Harry Carrey. So not Harry Carrey, but Harry Carrey. So
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what is this fatal flaw? He has a preoccupation with
matters of the digestive track, let's say, and he makes
references to his big fat ass, He makes references to flatulence.
He says says things like I like the smell of
my flatulence, but not like the smell of others. And
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so the advice is leave all the talk about digestive
track issues to pepto bismo. You know that ad that
talks about with you've got blah blah blah blah blah
blah baba diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Burn, indigestion and diarrhea. Right, so leave it to now Dutch.
What about when I sing the Die Die diarrhea. Come on,
that's a good song. You like that song, don't you.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I've got no problem with that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay, you enjoy that's as So.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Finally I'm bringing into it the New York Post because
the New York Post has a brilliant columnist by the
name of Phil Muchnick. And this guy's column is on
Fridays and Sundays and he criticizes the sports media, television
and radio. The guy is brilliant. He just like Ben
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Mallard does. He makes all kinds of trenchant comments and criticisms,
things that you don't see anywhere else. He's got guts,
he's got intelligence, and he never stoops into gut or language.
So I think you should try to get him.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
On the show.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Well, Aim, ask him to be your mentor, and you
can learn from my mentor. Yeah, and he can write
about you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, it's very kind. First of all, if he did
write about me, he would destroy me because I do
a gambling show on television and he despises gambling. But
Phil Mushnick's I'll find one of the great writers. There's
not many great writers left, but Phil Mushnick is one
of the greats out there. He's getting older, but he's
he is good. But he would hate me because because
of the the gambling stuff. Absolutely uh, and probably all
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the things you just talked about, the bodily references and
what about sucking toast. Eddie really gets annoyed when I
talk about sucking toast. That one really bothers Eddie.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You forget it beneath you. So for the high brown yes, you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know, Dutch, you up a good point. The high brow
listener is listening here at this time of the morning. Here,
that's that's right. Well listen, very good. You put some
work into that, Dutch. Good job by you, and call
us call us more off. You don't have to wait
till the newby night. Okay, okay, all right, thank you,
good job.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
He thought about that for a while.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
He did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Let's go to the wingman. It's not my wing man,
but he's in Wisconsin. Hello, wingman, welcome, what part of
Wisconsin he in their wing man?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Oh, I am down in southeast Wisconsin. Right around Milwaukee's
beautiful hock. You Ben, I met you at the Minnesota
Meet and greet. Sweet I told everybody I would call
in soon. Well, you know, three months ors all that's
closed so soon. But the other reason I'm colin tonight
is you know my Milwaukee Brewers, who you know, they
are now in the National League Central Division champs. However,
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since they drank champagne celebrating the fact that they made
the playoffs, have just like done that champagne and they
haven't won a game. I don't know what to think.
But it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, no, it's not. It's not terrible. Just to eat
eat a soft pretzel and a brat and you're you're
gonna be okay, because you know the Brewers, they're not.
They're not really going anywhere in the playoffs. It's it
should be the Dodgers of the Braves, maybe the Phillies,
but that's it. Dodgers, Braves, Phillies. One of those three teams,
the Dodgers.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
And Braids are clearly so that the two of leaders
that should win this thing. The Brewers have good starting pitching.
That's their key.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Well, the good news and the whole site now the
good news here if I'm if I'm looking at the
matchups right here, wingman, the Brewers would match up with
the Cubs in the first wild card round.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
They could beat the Cubs, They could beat the Yeah,
the problem is gonna be is when they do face
either Atlanta or because there's just another level of player there,
and of course there's.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's true of many, but's baseball. And you know,
like the Phillies weren't very good last year and they
made the World Series. And the Atlanta Braves when they
won the year they one, they weren't great. They're jugger
not now, but the year they won, they were not
particularly great. The Nationals when they won, they weren't very
good during the regular.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Ste I just hate the fact that everybody celebrates everything
these days.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well, they're doing baseball. That is a baseball thing. They've
always done that. They have shamp they love champagne parties
every chance they get. In baseball, they don't do that
as much like basketball. They don't really do that as
much football I do only they're doing in football either.
When you wrap up a division title, I don't think
you pull out the bubbly.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
But now that there's so many teams in the baseball playoffs,
it's not that hard to have a champagne party. It
just seems like it's too quick. And they did that,
and like I said, they've done that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yea, that's a good point. That is a poison champagne
right there, poison champagne.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
You still got more baseball to play. Come on, get
out there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's right, Come on, you gotta go. You got to
give those guys a pep talk. Wing man, all right,
I think I think you just did. All right, I
gotta go, all right, thank you? Yeah, there you go.
Be good man.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
As a Pirates fan, I think it's very hard to
have a champagne bath there.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
But you win the Grapefruit League, you could do that.
You know, didn't the Royals win the Cactus League. Did
they celebrate when they won the cact I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Who gives a crap about that.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It matters. They sell major league ticket, major league price
tickets now for spring training. There used to be a
great part those games. You like Grapefruit bend No, not
a fan. I'm not a fan. I've grown to like it.
It's disgusting, very good for you. I don't agree with coop.
I don't like. I'm I'm a purist when it comes
to my fruit. Give me your apple, red, delicious banana,
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watermelon On a warm summer day, I'll go for the pear.
Pears are good pears with cheese. Pears pair with cheese, cheese.
Not a big grape guy. I like cranberry juice, but
not cranberries. I don't know anybody who eats just cranberries
like you know, my wife does. It's what about canoe candlop? No,
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not really in a can I'm a big candleope fan.
You love the canal? Yeah? Why what it's about the
candle loo? I just got like it's just a very
like easy flavor. I don't know it's about that Kiwi
fruits good. That's pretty good. He was good. I just
it's kind of I still don't really know how to
like like scoop them out and stuff. I don't know.
Kennelope is great, but it's like only the correct ripeness
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like ten percent of the time you ever get them.
You got to buy it and put it on your
counter for like a couple of days and then it'll
be good. Well, I am proud because I did have
somebody you know who claimed to be in the farming world.
Maybe you can confirm this. I was Sam, because you're
from Iowa and you work to your family farm and
all that. But when you're picking out a watermelon, you
want to pick the watermelon that's the most scratched up
because that's the one the bees were trying to get into. Oh, well,
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you trying to get into that means it's sweet. They
were trying to get into it. That's a good watermelon.
They're trying to they scratching it. Yeah, scratch it. Aren't
those like stretch marks from the from growing. No, Because
every time I think, I think you're half right, I
think I think you're right about those being the sweetest watermelons.
But I don't think has to do with Oh it's
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probably some well maybe not beast, but as something is
scratching them, is trying to get into them. How about that?
Am I right? We have a lot of farmers that
either like to show can a farmer a real authentic farm.
When I went to the Minnesota Meet and Greek we
had farmers out there. We had one guy. This guy
gets no time to himself. He and his wife, they
run a family farm. They're gonna sell it, make a fortune,
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move out to California, move to Florida somewhere, and retire someday.
But the guy listens every day, he listens to Hus's
he would have the answer today anyway. I'd pick calapinias
that have the stretch marks on him. That means they're
real hot, little spicy, you know. Being a fat man myself,
I don't know. I'm a little triggered by the stretch
mark coming. You like stretch mark I like them a
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lot back in my day. Yeah, all right, I'm not
on the ia, Sam, you're butchering the clock, iowa saying,
on a damn newbie night that last hour.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
How dare you be sure to catch live editions of
The Ben Mellor Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven
pm Pacific.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
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Speaker 1 (26:01):
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Speaker 8 (26:02):
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Speaker 1 (26:20):
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I own this crap.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
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Speaker 1 (26:37):
So, Tyreek Hill talked about what he wants to do
when he's done playing in the NFL, and you saw
what he had to say, a lot of guys that
play in the NFL, you want to get jobs like
this and the gas bags on the radio, or want
to be on television working sports media, cash in on
their experience playing in the NFL. Well, Tyreek Hill does
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not want to be on television. He does not want
to be on radio. Tyreek the Chicha, the minded offend.
You see what he wants to do, Eddie, did you
see his career guidance? So what he wants to do,
what he's done, he's got all planned out. Tyreek's got
it all planned out.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah, he's going to be a snake charmer.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, in a way, yes, that's not wrong. That's not wrong,
per se. Some would say that that you do need
to have that skill to do what Tyreek wants to do.
Tyreek says he really wants to be a porn star
when he retires. He would like to go to porno ohez. Yeah,
I hadn't. I thought he wanted to be a professional gamer. No, No,
(27:41):
he's changed to vocations. Change for vocations here. You know,
we've heard stories. I don't know. I mean, I've heard stories.
Tyreek has been an amateur porn star, but now he
would like to go Maine mean. And the thing about
that is you don't necessarily have to sign a contract
with one of the big porn companies. You can just
do it on your own. Yeah, a lot of those
websites that's some of the most popular changing money. That's
(28:02):
what Iowa Sam tells me. But I don't know anything
about it. Yeah, I know you're a good, good guy
from Iowa and all that. And if that guy Dutch
calls back, we've come up with a nickname for Dutch.
We liked your call. You know, I can take criticism,
and you' Earli're right. I do make a lot of
references to bodily parts and whatnot. So I think we'll
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give you a nickname. I'm gonna we're gonna call you
on the show if you call back Dutch the Dutch Oven.
So we're gonna call you that from now on. So
I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure you'll.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's right up, dutchess aally. Does Tyreek know that the
male porn stars, by the way, don't get paid anything
compared to the women. Does he easy aware of that?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Is he they get paid in something other than currency?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, you already get that. Can he's an NFL star.
I don't care. There's no shortage of that if you're
an NFL player. Uh you know, not that I've ever
been one, but I've talked to him, and there's always
an abundance. So that well, I guess when you have
a reputation of kicking them in the stomach that yeah,
oh wow, I mean that's that is a low blow
(29:10):
by just all right. Anyway, That's the was it was.
He was on a podcast he was talking to Mike Evans,
and Mike Evans of The Bocks was like totally speechless
when he announced what would be a porn star. Yeah, whatever,
you guys remember, like in the off season, what maybe
it's January February March. He was like, Yeah, I want
(29:32):
to be a professional gamer and pay influencers to like
be a part of my gaming network. And now he
wants to do porn. Well, he could do both. He
could do he could play games and new porn at
the same time. You could do that. How old is time?
Because in his thirties yet or is he still is?
I think he's in his late twenties still, So what's
the Can you look up the analytics on porn stars
(29:52):
when they kind of fade away there from the from
the business. I don't know it's gonna be like a
he's only twenty nine, but in the porn game, I like,
it's like running backs you get to thirty, I don't
know you have any value anymore as long as you
got some blue shoe too much, wear it, too many carries,
if you know what. I'm all crazy stuff out there, Ben,
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That's what I've heard. Some people pay to see older men.
Do you think he'll dress like a cheetah in the movies?
You think he'll wear like the cheat outfit or maybe
some just like a dolphin.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yes, I think it's exactly what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And Aaron Rodgers can listen to it. Right, he dresses
like a dolphin. All right, Let's do a quick hello,
and because I need this leave, I have to leave
some allotted time and I am on time. We have passed.
Password is also newby Why someone asked to play that
is not a newbie. All right, I have some audio.
I think save that for tomorrow. Coop the audio I
(30:46):
sent you late? All right, Okay, yeah, we'll save that
for tomorrow. That's It's good. Nobody else had. I'm sure
nobody else heard it either, so trust me. Let's say
hello to Joe in Mission v Ah and southern California,
which happens to me. We're saddleback colleges where I attended
back in the day. Hello, Hello, Joe, what's going on
(31:07):
at college?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Myself?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Look at that? We're fell the saddle back Back in
our day, it was Gaucho's but now they've changed the name.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
But yes, hello, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Hello? If I was any better, I'd be a gaucho,
but not a saddleback gaucho because they're now the Bobcats.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
How about the Michigan.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
There you go. I did not go to Michigvio High School,
but I am aware of that, and they've had some
Back in the day, they had some good high school football.
Mar Yeah, they had some good players at Michigan.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
You're on short time here, but I just wanted to
say thank you for everything. You really got to be
through the late nights.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What keeps you what keeps you up late?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Well, actually shout out to Supermarcus Steve. We do the
same thing, and uh, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
You sound you don't sound as annoying. You don't sound
as annoying as Super Marcus Stevens. Ste does your Are
you married? Are you married or single?
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Uh? Single?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, you gotta get a girlfriend. That makes Tierra Massoux
because Super Marcus Steve showed up to one of our events.
Is uh his wife brought to Tira Massoux. It's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Uh uh.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Me and Super Marcus Steve actually played Password together one
time during.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The There's a fun fact. There's a fun fact.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Super won the game.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
By the way, You're the You're the king of all
grocery store employees. You are the king, right.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Actually, I'm very intrigued by your produce talking earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, thank you, we are here. You give us a
few minutes. We'll give you a hot pro produce talk.
All right, I gotta go, but thank you, Joe, all right,
go away. Hang up. We need some contestants. Password. It
is the word Game of the Stars, and if you
would like to be parts, it's only newbies eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. If you want to play
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pass the word Game of the Stars. We'll get to that.
We'll do it next.
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Speaker 3 (33:37):
Attention everyone, and the password is password, you idiot. Password.
The Word Game of the stars.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Here's Ben Meller on a newby night. Let's meet our contestants.
We sailor to Jack, who's in Boston? Hello, Jack, welcome. Hey,
it's a newbie night. Jack. You're a newbie.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
You're damn right, pat Sword all right?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What do you think? I'm Tyreek Hill here? How dare you?
All right? Very good? Hold on, Jack, you're gonna play
the game. And Eddie picked door number one, two or three?
Eddie number two, number two? All right, you have picked.
Jeff in Tennessee. Hello, Jeff, welcome.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Hey, Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You were door number two. So door number one and
door number three we're not picked. Jeff. What part of
Tennessee are you in, sir?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Eagleville?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
All right? For those of us not familiar with Eagleville,
what would that be near?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
We Knowville?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so you're in the suburbs. You're in Klay Travis Territory. Out,
Darren got you, I got you? All right, We're very cool.
Hold on a sec, Jack, who do you want to
partner up with?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You can play with me, Ben, Eddie, Iowa Sam Coobaloo.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Let's go cool.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
All right. It's a bad choice by you, Jack, bad
job all right, hold on, so and we have let's see,
you're Jeff in Tennessee. Jeff, who would you like to
partner up with? Jeff?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I'll take you Ben.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
All right, there you go. It's a newbie night. Alright,
here we go. You're going down, coop. We have a
list of words one to ten. You can see the list.
You're cheating. Don't be an astro and here we're you're
not playing Eddie. You weren't picked Eddie. Sit this one out.
All right, here we go, uh Jack, picking number one
(35:31):
to ten? Please, sir, you gotta say that right? Come on,
number all right, let's this is easy. Come on, let's
go with. Come on, sorcery. No, uh wizard, no see,
(35:54):
I knew it. All right, listen to me. Forget that, Jeff.
Abra cadabra, abracadabra. Yeah, we got the lead and we
are going again. All right, pick a number there, Jeff
and Tennessee outside Nashville. Two to nine, I guess is
(36:16):
the list of the five? Number five? All right, let's
go with. Let's see here, how about uh, this is
one word I can say this? Uh all right, calm down.
How about woodland?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Now it's a blowout.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It is a blowout, nineteen to nothing. Go ahead to
pick a number, Go ahead, Jack, save some face here, Jack,
you like the Patriots. You're just trying to cover the
spread at this point. Number eight. All right, go ahead. No,
that's easy too, Come on, cool, you gotta get that.
I mean that's easy, chauffeur Jack, so fir oh oh
(37:11):
oh bad clue by you cop.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
You talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Jeff. Let's try let's try a motorist driver, no road, eddie.
This seems like the dolphins in the frock House.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
There is such a thing as too much heat. I'm coming.
I'm going for seventy downs, running up this going. We're
out of time. All right, Jeff, you're the smartest man
in the world. Thank you for that. Appreciate it. You
win a golden ticket, and uh Jack, I think Jack
hung off. Jack already hung off as a driver. I
(37:53):
destroyed you, coop, oh man, that was a big win.
Hello and welcome. It's our number four. Our four is
ready to go as we micro wave up some buttered
hot takes. Are the Vikings handcuffed to Kirk Cousins for
the rest of the twenty twenty three season. Also, how
much stock do you put into the Jets locker room
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being agitated to the point of a revolt against head
coach Robert Salah as he continues to massage the toes
of Zach Wilson. Also, what is your viewpoint on the
Cowboys concern very public concern over the Patriots having access
to all of their signs because of ex Dallas players
(00:44):
in New England. We talk about all of that and
more right now on a newbie night, it's a newbie
night in our four. Have a great day here. It
is our number four. Just put a purple patch on
it if you will wait, well come in the beginning
of another hour of the Ben Mallor Show, we are
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whole night. We'll have more newbies coming up a little
bit later in the hour, but our lead to begin
this hour. Coming out of the Twin Cities. The Minnesota
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Vikings are zero for three on the season, and they
have fine tuned the art of losing the close game,
and last year they were winners of eleven games by
one scorer. This year it is not going so well.
It is not going so well for the Purple People
leaders as they find themselves in the dungeon of doom.
And this, of course has opened up the speculation that
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there are trades incoming involving a certain quarterback. If you've
not heard the latest on that, and you might have
missed it because you actually have a life. So we
are hearing the Vikings. The Vikings cannot trade Kirk Cousins.
Not because they are not allowed to trade Kirk Cousins
because it would be a bad message. That's the word
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from the grand Poohba of pundits, Adam Schefter, who says
that Minnesota cannot punt the season away with only Nick
Mullins as the fallback plan. He admits that Cousins and
the team are headed towards a separation, but a team
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cannot give up at this point. So let us discuss
the question. Are the Minnesota Vikings at h to three
handcuffed to Kirk Cousins for the rest of the twenty
twenty three season as opposed to trading him? To say,
I don't know the Jets all right, so I am
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shaking my head. No, they are not handcuffed to Kirk Cousins.
I've got Drew Carey, Anthrax, and Shakespeare, three things that
have never been spoken together at the same time, and
we're gonna put them all into a goodie bag and
see which one we pull out of the goodie bag.
So to kick off here, I disagree with the premise
that it's a bad message. I disagree with that. If
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the Vikings continue down the path they're going down right now,
which is the sewer, it's football malpractice on a regular basis.
It would be malfeasans to not trade kirk Cousins if
they've mutually agreed that they're going to go their separate ways,
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visit the village of Splitsville and that's it, and travel
across the country and relocate to North Carolina because you
got just got divorced. If that's the move, there's an
expiration date on kirk Cousins. It's been established and the
Vikings know it. Kirk Cousins knows it, So bring in
Drew Carrey, right, look look at Bitter's row. Come on down.
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Kirk Cousins can be yours if the price is right,
you know, spin the wheel and try to get into
that showcase showdown and a trade to the Jets or
a Mystery team. Jets or Mystery Team would make sense.
It would be the best of both worlds. You'd be
buttering your bread on both sides. Normally only supposed to
(05:13):
butter one side, but butter your bread on both sides.
Why Because kirk Cousins would be thrown overboard from the
sinking Viking ship, so it'd be a win for him,
he would land on a bigger stage. In theory, Kirk
Cousins would want a trade because the Vikings are they're
going nowhere. He's gonna try to get a big contract
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after the season with a new team. And so if
you're playing in meaningless NFL games with the Vikings, that
doesn't really help you out. But if you go to
a team that's a contender and you're able to kill
some of the demons that Cousins has had from years
gone by, that would certainly help his stock. What do
I know, though, I'm just the overnight guy. And then
on the other side, if you're the Vikings and you
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know you're gonna get rid of Cousins, you know he's
not part of the plan, and you know you've got
a bad record, why not trade him to the Jets,
right and see if the Jets are dumb enough to
give you a first round pick or something like that.
And I'm not a draft guy. I'm FM picks guy,
But a lot of you idiots love draft picks, and
a lot of the teams love draft picks. So take
a first round pick from the Jets. I would even
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take Zach Wilson activating the Malar think tank, and then
you can say, well, he just needs a change of scenery,
Zach Wills. So we're gonna let him play here. And
you know that he gives you a better opportunity to
be manure if you play Zach Wilson. So play him
and then trade cousin. You get an extra draft pick.
You play Wilson, you end up getting possibility of what.
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There's like three quarterbacks in the draft that are supposedly good.
Of course, this year they said they were a bunch
of good quarterbacks, and most of them suck so far,
except CJ. Stroud. Now, furthermore, we shift our attention to
the drama oh rama in Gang Green. It is not
my desire when I come into the radio station, it
is not my desire to talk about the damn Jets
(07:00):
every day. I'm sick and tired of the Jets. But
the Jets suck, suck, suck. They keep filling the content
machine here at Fox Sports Radio. And so here we
go again. Jets coach Robert Salas said to be under siege.
Why because he is loyal, too loyal to the aforementioned
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Zach Wilson reports out of Gotham, indicating that he is
at risk of losing the locker room. Losing the locker room,
the plot thickens. But wait, there's more. That the team
is ready to implode, that the defense is not happy,
and there is tension. The male soap opera Days of
(07:49):
Our Lives continues. Salah has been described as a Zach
Wilson apologist. I don't think that's strong enough with what
I've heard from Robertson. I like considering what I've seen
with my eyes. So you've got that. So let's discuss
the question here. How much stock do you put in
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to the Jets' locker room being extremely agitated with Robert Salad?
So this is an obvious one, right. You don't have
to know anything about football. This is just human relations.
And we've all had jobs. You're probably working or you're
going to work. I'm doing a job right now. But
when you work with people that don't do their job
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and make it harder on you, nobody wants to work
with that person. They're called slackers. Right now, I don't
know that Zach Wilson's slacking. By all reports, he works hard.
He's just incompetent, but either way he makes it more
difficult on everyone else. These guys had caviar dreams, champagne
wishes and caviar dreams. Here with the Jets this year,
(08:53):
they were convinced they were the toast of Manhattan. That
Aaron Rodgers is going around every sporting event and Broadway
getting his ass kissed everywhere he went. He was taking
Jets players with him. They were buying chains Sauce Gardner
to celebrate their championship before they even played the game.
And so they had these high expectations and now they're
back to the same slop they were eating last year.
(09:15):
With Zach Wilson, So Robert Salad, though he deserves everything
he gets right, this has turned into a Greek tragedy
with the Jets, and I'm here for all of it.
I am here for all of it. It's only gonna
get worse. It's only gonna get worse. And you look around.
It's like Robert Sella being such a loyalist, a truther
(09:36):
with Zach Wilson makes no sense on any level other
than the fact he's read too many Tony Robbins books
and he's too into that self help Mumbo jumpo and
he thinks he's gonna speak it into reality. Spoiler alert,
You're not speaking anything into reality. This guy he blows Wilson.
He's terrible, right, He's absolutely He's Anthras on a football field.
(09:57):
If you want to know what Anthras is on the
football field him, he's a deadbeat at quarterback. And every man,
woman and child knows it, and even Robert Salin knows it.
If you went behind closed doors, he he closed doors.
He didn't want to own it to it. I'll tell
you what one thing I do know. That is a
tough hill to die on. That is a tough hill
to die on, the Zach Wilson hill. Right, And we
(10:20):
are at a powder keg. He's essentially writing his own
coaching eulogy. And you want to go down with Zach Wilson.
This guy will never be a head coach again. He'll
go back to being a coordinator. Robert sal will never
hear him again. You'll go coach in Europe like Jim
tom Sula did after he left the forty nine ers.
He'll be out of here. It's insane, and it's a
(10:43):
powder keg, and we're about to get to a flashpoint.
You know what happens when we get to a flashpoint?
Ca boom is what happens? All right, parting shot. We
head now to back to Dallas. Another story involving the Cowboys.
Now this is a hybrid story. It involves the Patriots
and the Cowboys. So that is a matchup. It's not
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the biggest matchup on the weekend. The biggest matchup on
the weekend would be in Buffalo or Orchard Park, New York.
Bill's Mafia versus the pod of dolphins that are coming
in there in AFC East slobber knocker. But the Patriots,
and they've certainly gotten a lot of attention in the
last twenty five years and certainly twenty years. And the
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Dallas Cowboys America's team. And so they're locking horns here
and what is the story. We are told that the
Dallas football team is said to be very concerned. They
are conflicted because they're convinced that the Patriots know all
of their plays, they know all of their play calls,
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and they're screwed. Offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer said to have anxiety.
Even though he's not really the offensive coordinator, he's got
the title, but Mike McCarthy's the play caller, so the
play caller more important than the offensive coordinator. Anyway, Brian
Schottenheimer said to have high anxiety because the Patriots signed
quarterback Will Grier away from the Cowboys, and Will, according
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to Schottenheimer, knows where a lot of the bones are
buried in Dallas, and he said, I'm sure he's being interrogated.
He also talked about Zeke Elliott coming over as well.
So what is your viewpoint? What is your viewpoint on
the cowboys concern over the Patriots having their science. So
this is misplaced paranoia is the way I will describe it,
(12:36):
misplaced paranoia. And here's why, to quote William Shakespeare, this
is much ado about nothing. It's not cheating, and it's
an easy fix. You don't worry about things that you
can fix. You fix them. Does that make any sense?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
If you have a problem and you know you can
fix it, just fix it rather than complain about it
and covetch you about it. Is just to fix the problem,
all right. It's not cheating because you're not going to
astros and using bells, whistles and all that mumbo jumbo.
No buzzers will be used. Hey, check him for the buzzer.
(13:17):
None of that. So you control the situation. The Cowboys
simply need to go out and get a Rosetta stone
and change the language. Change the verbige so they understand
a different language. Is it a headache? Yeah? Is it
an inconvenience? Sure, it's an inconvenience. Does this qualify as
a ready made excuse for the Cowboys to do the
(13:39):
unthinkable and lose to the Patriots. It certainly seems like
they're planting that seat. Well, we didn't play well, but
it's because they knew the plays. Isn't that the rule
of engagement? Anyone that loses to the Patriots has to say, hey,
they cheated, they broke the rules. But it's very preventive measures.
Easy fix. It is the ban At mal Show. If
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It's Ben Mallor and it is a newbie night. And
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you can fill that line. It's all new callers eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. If you would like to
be part the Iowa Minute Last Hour which pretty much
(14:56):
ended the hour, ferkat Wright Since says, do you have
to be from Iowa to enjoy the Iowa Minute? Is
that the gimmick? I'm really trying to figure it out.
Alf the Alien Ol Piner says a plus on the
Mala monologue, Robin Leech is toasting you from the great beyond,
and I'm glad you picked up on that. Alf. Yes,
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I thought someday I would be in the lifestyles of
the rich and famous, And look at me now doing
an overnight radio show. How have I arrived now? Eugene
in Chicago Rights Since says Ben, you do realize the
jets only win this season was won by the kick
returner from the Jets special teams. Bottom line, Zach Wilson,
you don't produce, you shouldn't be playing. Go get Cooper
(15:41):
rushed now, stop with the Cooper rush nonsense. Okay, stop
with that, yeaway, Eugene, you worry about your guy in
Chicago there justin Fields. You're hyping up, pumping the tires
on who's dreadful, absolutely dreadful snowby night. Let's take a call.
Let's say hello to Let's go to Dutch. He's in
(16:01):
the great state of Maryland. Hello, Dots, Welcome.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh hi Ben Uh, first time caller, A big fan,
and I know you're a big boy. So I'd like
to give you a little bit of constructive criticism if
you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So you would like to rip the show, not rip.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
The show, something, just something, a little What is that?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
What is annoying you about the show?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Okay, Well, I'm going to do it in the form
of a Mallard monologue. Oh well, thank you, and I'm
going to discuss the following topics, Harry Carey, pepto, bismol,
and the New York Post. So, and it's the madel Man.
It's the malar Man monologue because it's about Ben Mahler,
(16:51):
even though Ben Maller isn't delivering it. And so what
we have in Ben Mahler we have a very sharp wit,
like after Levant from the old days. I mean, this
guy has got a lot of talent. He could be
he could make his mark in any field you want, politics, showbiz.
(17:14):
He takes sports okay, fine, So he could become sort
of a Harry Carey, a popular beloved figure like he
was in Chicago. Everyone likes him. However, he's got a
fatal flaw. And sometimes what he does is he commits
Harry Carrey. So not Harry Carrey, but Harry Carrey. So
(17:39):
what is this fatal flaw? He has a preoccupation with
matters of the digestive track, let's say, and he makes
references to his big fat ass, He makes references to flatulence.
He says says things like I like the smell of
my flatulence, but not like the smell of others. And
(18:01):
so the advice is leave all the talk about digestive
track issues to pepto bismo. You know that ad that
talks about with you've got blah blah blah blah blah
blah baba diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Burn, indigestion and diarrhea. Right, so leave it to now Dutch.
What about when I sing the Die Die diarrhea. Come on,
that's a good song. You like that song, don't you.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I've got no problem with that.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay, you enjoy that's as So.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Finally I'm bringing into it the New York Post because
the New York Post has a brilliant columnist by the
name of Phil Muchnick. And this guy's column is on
Fridays and Sundays and he criticizes the sports media, television
and radio. The guy is brilliant. He just like Ben
(18:54):
Mallard does. He makes all kinds of trenchant comments and criticisms,
things that you don't see anywhere else. He's got guts,
he's got intelligence, and he never stoops into gut or language.
So I think you should try to get him.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
On the show.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Well, Aim, ask him to be your mentor, and you
can learn from my mentor. Yeah, and he can write
about you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Well, it's very kind. First of all, if he did
write about me, he would destroy me because I do
a gambling show on television and he despises gambling. But
Phil Mushnick's I'll find one of the great writers. There's
not many great writers left, but Phil Mushnick is one
of the greats out there. He's getting older, but he's
he is good. But he would hate me because because
of the the gambling stuff. Absolutely uh, and probably all
(19:42):
the things you just talked about, the bodily references and
what about sucking toast. Eddie really gets annoyed when I
talk about sucking toast. That one really bothers Eddie.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
You forget it beneath you. So for the high brown yes, you.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Know, Dutch, you up a good point. The high brow
listener is listening here at this time of the morning. Here,
that's that's right. Well listen, very good. You put some
work into that, Dutch. Good job by you, and call
us call us more off. You don't have to wait
till the newby night. Okay, okay, all right, thank you,
good job.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
He thought about that for a while.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
He did.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Let's go to the wingman. It's not my wing man,
but he's in Wisconsin. Hello, wingman, welcome, what part of
Wisconsin he in their wing man?
Speaker 7 (20:26):
Oh, I am down in southeast Wisconsin. Right around Milwaukee's
beautiful hock. You Ben, I met you at the Minnesota
Meet and greet. Sweet I told everybody I would call
in soon. Well, you know, three months ors all that's
closed so soon. But the other reason I'm colin tonight
is you know my Milwaukee Brewers, who you know, they
are now in the National League Central Division champs. However,
(20:47):
since they drank champagne celebrating the fact that they made
the playoffs, have just like done that champagne and they
haven't won a game. I don't know what to think.
But it's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
No, no, it's not. It's not terrible. Just to eat
eat a soft pretzel and a brat and you're you're
gonna be okay, because you know the Brewers, they're not.
They're not really going anywhere in the playoffs. It's it
should be the Dodgers of the Braves, maybe the Phillies,
but that's it. Dodgers, Braves, Phillies. One of those three teams,
the Dodgers.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
And Braids are clearly so that the two of leaders
that should win this thing. The Brewers have good starting pitching.
That's their key.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Well, the good news and the whole site now the
good news here if I'm if I'm looking at the
matchups right here, wingman, the Brewers would match up with
the Cubs in the first wild card round.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
They could beat the Cubs, They could beat the Yeah,
the problem is gonna be is when they do face
either Atlanta or because there's just another level of player there,
and of course there's.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, yeah, it's true of many, but's baseball. And you know,
like the Phillies weren't very good last year and they
made the World Series. And the Atlanta Braves when they
won the year they one, they weren't great. They're jugger
not now, but the year they won, they were not
particularly great. The Nationals when they won, they weren't very
good during the regular.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
Ste I just hate the fact that everybody celebrates everything
these days.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well, they're doing baseball. That is a baseball thing. They've
always done that. They have shamp they love champagne parties
every chance they get. In baseball, they don't do that
as much like basketball. They don't really do that as
much football I do only they're doing in football either.
When you wrap up a division title, I don't think
you pull out the bubbly.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
But now that there's so many teams in the baseball playoffs,
it's not that hard to have a champagne party. It
just seems like it's too quick. And they did that,
and like I said, they've done that.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yea, that's a good point. That is a poison champagne
right there, poison champagne.
Speaker 7 (22:42):
You still got more baseball to play. Come on, get
out there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's right, Come on, you gotta go. You got to
give those guys a pep talk. Wing man, all right,
I think I think you just did. All right, I
gotta go, all right, thank you? Yeah, there you go.
Be good man.
Speaker 6 (22:55):
As a Pirates fan, I think it's very hard to
have a champagne bath there.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
But you win the Grapefruit League, you could do that.
You know, didn't the Royals win the Cactus League. Did
they celebrate when they won the cact I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Who gives a crap about that.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It matters. They sell major league ticket, major league price
tickets now for spring training. There used to be a
great part those games. You like Grapefruit bend No, not
a fan. I'm not a fan. I've grown to like it.
It's disgusting, very good for you. I don't agree with coop.
I don't like. I'm I'm a purist when it comes
to my fruit. Give me your apple, red, delicious banana,
(23:33):
watermelon On a warm summer day, I'll go for the pear.
Pears are good pears with cheese. Pears pair with cheese, cheese.
Not a big grape guy. I like cranberry juice, but
not cranberries. I don't know anybody who eats just cranberries
like you know, my wife does. It's what about canoe candlop? No,
(23:54):
not really in a can I'm a big candleope fan.
You love the canal? Yeah? Why what it's about the
candle loo? I just got like it's just a very
like easy flavor. I don't know it's about that Kiwi
fruits good. That's pretty good. He was good. I just
it's kind of I still don't really know how to
like like scoop them out and stuff. I don't know.
Kennelope is great, but it's like only the correct ripeness
(24:16):
like ten percent of the time you ever get them.
You got to buy it and put it on your
counter for like a couple of days and then it'll
be good. Well, I am proud because I did have
somebody you know who claimed to be in the farming world.
Maybe you can confirm this. I was Sam, because you're
from Iowa and you work to your family farm and
all that. But when you're picking out a watermelon, you
want to pick the watermelon that's the most scratched up
because that's the one the bees were trying to get into. Oh, well,
(24:40):
you trying to get into that means it's sweet. They
were trying to get into it. That's a good watermelon.
They're trying to they scratching it. Yeah, scratch it. Aren't
those like stretch marks from the from growing. No, Because
every time I think, I think you're half right, I
think I think you're right about those being the sweetest watermelons.
But I don't think has to do with Oh it's
(25:00):
probably some well maybe not beast, but as something is
scratching them, is trying to get into them. How about that?
Am I right? We have a lot of farmers that
either like to show can a farmer a real authentic farm.
When I went to the Minnesota Meet and Greek we
had farmers out there. We had one guy. This guy
gets no time to himself. He and his wife, they
run a family farm. They're gonna sell it, make a fortune,
(25:22):
move out to California, move to Florida somewhere, and retire someday.
But the guy listens every day, he listens to Hus's
he would have the answer today anyway. I'd pick calapinias
that have the stretch marks on him. That means they're
real hot, little spicy, you know. Being a fat man myself,
I don't know. I'm a little triggered by the stretch
mark coming. You like stretch mark I like them a
(25:42):
lot back in my day. Yeah, all right, I'm not
on the ia, Sam, you're butchering the clock, iowa saying,
on a damn newbie night that last hour.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
How dare you be sure to catch live editions of
The Ben Mellor Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven
pm Pacific.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
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Speaker 1 (26:01):
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Speaker 8 (26:02):
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Paully and Tony Fusco Show.
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Speaker 8 (26:08):
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Speaker 8 (26:16):
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Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, play the tape. You don't know crap about fool
I own this crap.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
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Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's the wrong tape, wrong tape. Just forget that.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Look, listen to the Foully of Tony Fusco show on
the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So, Tyreek Hill talked about what he wants to do
when he's done playing in the NFL, and you saw
what he had to say, a lot of guys that
play in the NFL, you want to get jobs like
this and the gas bags on the radio, or want
to be on television working sports media, cash in on
their experience playing in the NFL. Well, Tyreek Hill does
(26:59):
not want to be on television. He does not want
to be on radio. Tyreek the Chicha, the minded offend.
You see what he wants to do, Eddie, did you
see his career guidance? So what he wants to do,
what he's done, he's got all planned out. Tyreek's got
it all planned out.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Yeah, he's going to be a snake charmer.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well, in a way, yes, that's not wrong. That's not wrong,
per se. Some would say that that you do need
to have that skill to do what Tyreek wants to do.
Tyreek says he really wants to be a porn star
when he retires. He would like to go to porno ohez. Yeah,
I hadn't. I thought he wanted to be a professional gamer. No, No,
(27:41):
he's changed to vocations. Change for vocations here. You know,
we've heard stories. I don't know. I mean, I've heard stories.
Tyreek has been an amateur porn star, but now he
would like to go Maine mean. And the thing about
that is you don't necessarily have to sign a contract
with one of the big porn companies. You can just
do it on your own. Yeah, a lot of those
websites that's some of the most popular changing money. That's
(28:02):
what Iowa Sam tells me. But I don't know anything
about it. Yeah, I know you're a good, good guy
from Iowa and all that. And if that guy Dutch
calls back, we've come up with a nickname for Dutch.
We liked your call. You know, I can take criticism,
and you' Earli're right. I do make a lot of
references to bodily parts and whatnot. So I think we'll
(28:22):
give you a nickname. I'm gonna we're gonna call you
on the show if you call back Dutch the Dutch Oven.
So we're gonna call you that from now on. So
I don't even know what that means, but I'm sure you'll.
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's right up, dutchess aally. Does Tyreek know that the
male porn stars, by the way, don't get paid anything
compared to the women. Does he easy aware of that?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Is he they get paid in something other than currency?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, you already get that. Can he's an NFL star.
I don't care. There's no shortage of that if you're
an NFL player. Uh you know, not that I've ever
been one, but I've talked to him, and there's always
an abundance. So that well, I guess when you have
a reputation of kicking them in the stomach that yeah,
oh wow, I mean that's that is a low blow
(29:10):
by just all right. Anyway, That's the was it was.
He was on a podcast he was talking to Mike Evans,
and Mike Evans of The Bocks was like totally speechless
when he announced what would be a porn star. Yeah, whatever,
you guys remember, like in the off season, what maybe
it's January February March. He was like, Yeah, I want
(29:32):
to be a professional gamer and pay influencers to like
be a part of my gaming network. And now he
wants to do porn. Well, he could do both. He
could do he could play games and new porn at
the same time. You could do that. How old is time?
Because in his thirties yet or is he still is?
I think he's in his late twenties still, So what's
the Can you look up the analytics on porn stars
(29:52):
when they kind of fade away there from the from
the business. I don't know it's gonna be like a
he's only twenty nine, but in the porn game, I like,
it's like running backs you get to thirty, I don't
know you have any value anymore as long as you
got some blue shoe too much, wear it, too many carries,
if you know what. I'm all crazy stuff out there, Ben,
(30:14):
That's what I've heard. Some people pay to see older men.
Do you think he'll dress like a cheetah in the movies?
You think he'll wear like the cheat outfit or maybe
some just like a dolphin.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Yes, I think it's exactly what he's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
And Aaron Rodgers can listen to it. Right, he dresses
like a dolphin. All right, Let's do a quick hello,
and because I need this leave, I have to leave
some allotted time and I am on time. We have passed.
Password is also newby Why someone asked to play that
is not a newbie. All right, I have some audio.
I think save that for tomorrow. Coop the audio I
(30:46):
sent you late? All right, Okay, yeah, we'll save that
for tomorrow. That's It's good. Nobody else had. I'm sure
nobody else heard it either, so trust me. Let's say
hello to Joe in Mission v Ah and southern California,
which happens to me. We're saddleback colleges where I attended
back in the day. Hello, Hello, Joe, what's going on
(31:07):
at college?
Speaker 7 (31:08):
Myself?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Look at that? We're fell the saddle back Back in
our day, it was Gaucho's but now they've changed the name.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
But yes, hello, how are you doing?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Hello? If I was any better, I'd be a gaucho,
but not a saddleback gaucho because they're now the Bobcats.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
How about the Michigan.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
There you go. I did not go to Michigvio High School,
but I am aware of that, and they've had some
Back in the day, they had some good high school football.
Mar Yeah, they had some good players at Michigan.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
You're on short time here, but I just wanted to
say thank you for everything. You really got to be
through the late nights.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
What keeps you what keeps you up late?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Well, actually shout out to Supermarcus Steve. We do the
same thing, and uh, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
You sound you don't sound as annoying. You don't sound
as annoying as Super Marcus Stevens. Ste does your Are
you married? Are you married or single?
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Uh? Single?
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Okay, you gotta get a girlfriend. That makes Tierra Massoux
because Super Marcus Steve showed up to one of our events.
Is uh his wife brought to Tira Massoux. It's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Uh uh.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Me and Super Marcus Steve actually played Password together one
time during.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
The There's a fun fact. There's a fun fact.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Super won the game.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
By the way, You're the You're the king of all
grocery store employees. You are the king, right.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Actually, I'm very intrigued by your produce talking earlier.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, thank you, we are here. You give us a
few minutes. We'll give you a hot pro produce talk.
All right, I gotta go, but thank you, Joe, all right,
go away. Hang up. We need some contestants. Password. It
is the word Game of the Stars, and if you
would like to be parts, it's only newbies eight seven,
seven ninety nine on Fox. If you want to play
(32:59):
pass the word Game of the Stars. We'll get to that.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
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Speaker 3 (33:37):
Attention everyone, and the password is password, you idiot. Password.
The Word Game of the stars.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Here's Ben Meller on a newby night. Let's meet our contestants.
We sailor to Jack, who's in Boston? Hello, Jack, welcome. Hey,
it's a newbie night. Jack. You're a newbie.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
You're damn right, pat Sword all right?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What do you think? I'm Tyreek Hill here? How dare you?
All right? Very good? Hold on, Jack, you're gonna play
the game. And Eddie picked door number one, two or three?
Eddie number two, number two? All right, you have picked.
Jeff in Tennessee. Hello, Jeff, welcome.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
Hey, Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
You were door number two. So door number one and
door number three we're not picked. Jeff. What part of
Tennessee are you in, sir?
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Eagleville?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
All right? For those of us not familiar with Eagleville,
what would that be near?
Speaker 7 (34:35):
We Knowville?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Okay, so you're in the suburbs. You're in Klay Travis Territory. Out,
Darren got you, I got you? All right, We're very cool.
Hold on a sec, Jack, who do you want to
partner up with?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Jack?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You can play with me, Ben, Eddie, Iowa Sam Coobaloo.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
Let's go cool.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
All right. It's a bad choice by you, Jack, bad
job all right, hold on, so and we have let's see,
you're Jeff in Tennessee. Jeff, who would you like to
partner up with? Jeff?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I'll take you Ben.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
All right, there you go. It's a newbie night. Alright,
here we go. You're going down, coop. We have a
list of words one to ten. You can see the list.
You're cheating. Don't be an astro and here we're you're
not playing Eddie. You weren't picked Eddie. Sit this one out.
All right, here we go, uh Jack, picking number one
(35:31):
to ten? Please, sir, you gotta say that right? Come on,
number all right, let's this is easy. Come on, let's
go with. Come on, sorcery. No, uh wizard, no see,
(35:54):
I knew it. All right, listen to me. Forget that, Jeff.
Abra cadabra, abracadabra. Yeah, we got the lead and we
are going again. All right, pick a number there, Jeff
and Tennessee outside Nashville. Two to nine, I guess is
(36:16):
the list of the five? Number five? All right, let's
go with. Let's see here, how about uh, this is
one word I can say this? Uh all right, calm down.
How about woodland?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Now it's a blowout.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
It is a blowout, nineteen to nothing. Go ahead to
pick a number, Go ahead, Jack, save some face here, Jack,
you like the Patriots. You're just trying to cover the
spread at this point. Number eight. All right, go ahead. No,
that's easy too, Come on, cool, you gotta get that.
I mean that's easy, chauffeur Jack, so fir oh oh
(37:11):
oh bad clue by you cop.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
You talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Jeff. Let's try let's try a motorist driver, no road, eddie.
This seems like the dolphins in the frock House.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
There is such a thing as too much heat. I'm coming.
I'm going for seventy downs, running up this going. We're
out of time. All right, Jeff, you're the smartest man
in the world. Thank you for that. Appreciate it. You
win a golden ticket, and uh Jack, I think Jack
hung off. Jack already hung off as a driver. I
(37:53):
destroyed you, coop, oh man, that was a big win.
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