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Now Here on this show in our one, who gets
the biggest slice of the blame cheese curds for the
packers taking it right in the schnies from the Detroit Lions. Also,
what is your read on quarterback Jordan Love for Green Bay?
And how is the Wide Angle lens looking for Dan
Campbell's Lions. We'll talk about all of those things and
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more right now here we go. Everything's hunky dory in
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A kickoff beautiful eight September night in northern Wisconsin where
Jordan Love and the Packers are playing host to Jared
Goff and the Lions. It was billed as an NFC
North Rhubarb and you knew it was big because al
Michaels was there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And in my world, because I'm old.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
When I grew up, every big game, al Michaels was
there just about so when al Michaels is there, it
means something to me. So I was watching. I was
watching on the Amazon. I don't know if you watched it,
maybe not. But David Mutt got He's our running back.
He also vaporized the green Bay defense. He tuned them
for one hundred and twenty one yards and three touchdowns,
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and Detroit manhandled the Packers thirty four to seventeen at
lambeau Field and the Lions. Don't tell anybody, but the
Lions are three and one and the Packers dropped to
a very mediocre two and two. But the better story
here is clearly on the side of the losers in
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that losing locker room. You know how we work in
these parts, So let us discuss the question for this
Thursday night game for Green Bay, who gets the biggest
scoop of the blame cheese Kurds not the blame pie.
Don't confuse this with the blame pie. This is the
blame cheese kurts. I've got VHS tape, Hollow Earth, and cyclone,
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a headache, which the head
coach of the Green Bay football team likely has right now,
a headache based on his commentary at halftime and postgame.
So a, we're gonna start by throwing a pile of
blame cheese curds right there, right at the foot of
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Matt Lafleura. Now, I'm a believer that coaches in the
NFL are mostly responsible for game prep and cultivating the culture, right,
creating the winning environment that your team's ready to show
up and play and they're ready for a dog fight
every game. And you might not win them all, you
won't win them all, but you're gonna compete, right, You're
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gonna you're gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Fight to the end.
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The Packer team that showed up in this game, and
I got no skin in the game. Okay, I'm not
a Packer fan, I'm not a linesman. But the Packer
players showed up not ready for a dog fight. They
were ready for a slumber party, and for the second
consecutive week, the Packers were not ready at the start
of the game. The entire team played like they were
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in a medically induced coma for the first thirty minutes,
and unlike the game against the Saints where they were
able to come from mind, this time they couldn't. And
if you didn't see the game against Detroit, how bad
was it on Thursday night? The Lions had a twenty
seven to three lead at halftime. They had fifteen first
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downs in the first half. Green Bay had three, but
really only one really only one they earned. Two of
them came via infractions by the Lions via penalty In
the first half, the Packers had more sacks and more
punts than points at halftime and the stat totals it
was like an early season college football game when you
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play one of those checkbook games where you bring in
the little sisters, the blind and poor, and you play
them and then you beat them up and you ride
a nice fat check and then you get.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
All your number.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Lions had two hundred and eighty four yards of offense
and Green Bay had twenty four. That is a plus
two sixty in yardage. My computer like brain tells me,
you know what, this reminded me of. I'm gonna go
old school here. This reminded me of in my childhood
a VHS tape of super Duper football follies. Watching the
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Green Bay Packers attempt to tackle, attempt to block it
reminded me of a football follies video. And so I
don't want to be reactionary, but the question must be
asked coach Matt Lafleur, he's got some explainer. Do has
he been exposed here as a coaching fraud? And if
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you look at the GPS, and I'm not gonna completely
bury the Packers, but they are heading the wrong direction
at a rapid rate of speed.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And you look at that division. The Bears are hopeless
and helpless.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
The Vikings haven't won a game, They've given games away,
and the Lions, if they continue on the path they're on,
the Packers continue on the path they're on, Lions could
win this division by five games the way things are
looking in this moment. All right now, turning the Patriot,
let's zoom in on the Packers quarterback. Why we love quarterbacks?
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Quarterbacks are more important people? And what is your read?
Here's the question, what's your read on Jordan Love? So
here's my read. It's the tale of two halves, and
it depends are you a glass is half full person,
or a glass is empty. Now, being a talk show host,
I believe the glass is not only empty, it's completely
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cracked and there's no hope. But in this game, Jordan
Love commandeered the vomit comet he did in that first half.
He repurposed the old John Wayne quote, the famous quote,
which I think was probably bogus, but it's a great
quote that's been repeated as part of the history books
that reports of Jordan Love's assent up the quarterback rankings
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have been grossly exaggerated. When the contest was undecided in
the first half, Jordan Love completed less than fifty percent
of his passes for less than four yards, were sacked
four times, and had a quarterback rating of below twenty five.
Would have been better off just taking every snap, and
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you know, spiking in the ground would have had a
higher quarterback rating. Now, the usual lap dogs, the people
that loved to give shoulder massages to quarterbacks, not his fault.
Blame the offensive line. We knew going in the packer
offensive line was tattered, so you would assume the position
that you would adjust if your Jordan Love make quicker decisions,
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get rid of the ball, protect your offensive line. He
didn't do that, and then in garbage time, when the
game was already decided a halftime, he went hollow earth.
In the second half, Jordan Love completed almost seventy five
percent of his passes. He averaged eight and a half
yards per pass over that in the second and a half,
had a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Beautiful quarterback rating of over one hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
And those are what's known as hollow numbers, junk stats
when the games don't matter. As the old sportscaster Marv
Albert would say, that was extended garbashtein. Now al Michaels
tried to sell that the Packers were back in the game.
But you got to be a real rube to think
that the Packers were actually back in the game in
the second half.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
They were not all right. Last word here from the
Detroit side.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Of things, the winning locker room, which is not as
good as story.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
How is the wide angle not to zoom the wide
angle leans looking for Dan Campbell's lines.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
So, as Larry David would say, pretty good pretty pretty,
pretty good, even with going on cruise control in the
second half, that third quarter where they were the one
that looked like they had been drugged. Regardless of that,
Dan Campbell has a squad here, and these are not
your daddy's MotorCity kiddies. They have been swept away by
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a cyclone of goodness.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's just like the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
But unlike the Wizard of Oz, the cowardly lion has
found courage. They've got firepower and there's a few flash
bang stun grenades in that locker room. Matt Laporte of
the tight End has been mana from Heaven and I'm
on Saint Brown, a smooth operator. David Montgomery running like
a rhino, running over defenders. Now, Jared Goff still makes
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me queasy, but that's part of my neurosis from watching
him play with the Rams. But he has proven to
be at least a functional quarterback, which is not the
kindest thing you can say about a quarterbab. But he's adequate,
which is also not a kind thing to say about
a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
But there are worse.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You could have Zach Wilson or Justin Fields, or know
any of these other turds that are playing quarterback around
the NFL on the bottom teams. But he's smack dab
in the middle of the Bell curve. Jared Goffin on defense.
There's a few guys there led by Aiden Hutchinson, who's
a rock star on defense. They've got the ingredients for
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a delicious cake. And everything's falling into place right now.
It's still early and they could end up being completely
torn apart by injury, and they've already had a few injuries.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Everyone does. That's how it works.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And you look ahead here and it's the hostess schedule.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
The next two weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You got the tomato can Carolina, you got the cupcake there,
Tampa Bay. They were exposed by Philadelphia, So things are
really good. I mean, this is like a total thumbs
up for Dan Campbell right now and the Detroit Lions.
And finally, when they play on Thanksgiving, we won't have
to make the same jokes we always make every year. Well,
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it's the only time we see the Lions. Man, whether
they put the Lions on there, they saw, it's gonna
be different. This that's a big deal. It's gonna be
a big deal watching the lines because they're actually good
and they're a playoff team. Now are they as good
as the forty nine ers and the Eagles. No, But
all it takes is for them on that single day,
if they play Philly or the forty nine ers of
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the plus that they're better that day, and then there
you go, they're on their way. It is the Ban
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will go inside the locker room and get some of
the reaction, and you will play that audio for you
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G Man's in Chicago, rights In says perfect monologue.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Ben.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Great to see the Lions beat down the Packers, regardless
of the revs short attempt of helping them in the
start of the second half. I did see it, Yeah,
I did see the the clock at the end of
the third quarter. The Packers got off of play after
the clock had run out, but the referees felt pity
on them and allowed them to have the yardage. GM
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Manage in Chicago says, I look forward to the Lions
biting knee caps the rest of the season, including those
pathetic Bears. He points out Chris and de Moyes says,
if the Bears don't beat the Broncos on Sunday, I
might get arrested. Yeah, it should also be arrested. Half
the Chicago Bears lineup.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Should be arrested.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The way they played, My god, that is painful. Now
Slide brings up a good point. With tonight's Detroit Lions win,
the Chicago Bears and the Minnesota Vikings have officially been
eliminated from the playoffs, especially the Bears. They will not
win three games. That's a pretty good bet. The Bears
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have played three games, they're zero to three. Will they
win three games?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I mean it's hard not to win three games, right,
I mean, if you're trying, they're not trying. The Bears
doesn't appear they're trying. Let's see how many cupcakes do
the Bears have on their schedule? Well, the next game, well,
the next two games that they could win. The next
two yeah, they pay Broncos at home and after that
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the Washington Commanders. So those are winnable games, but not
the way Justin Fields is playing. The guy's playing like
he's blindfolded with one arm tied behind his back.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Megadiddo's uh and then you've got who else have you got?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
The The Raiders aren't very good, Carol Lineman. There's some
bad teams.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
The Bears play Arizona should be terrible by the end
of the year. The Falcons. There are at least.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Six winnable games where the Bears should should compete, have
a shot.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
To win most games garbage.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
But they don't have a coach, and they don't have
a quarterback and all that. Spocksweed says, if the Packers
quarterback mister Love rode the vomit comment, that means he
was the Duke of Puke. Yeah, you don't have to
touch up my work here, Spocks Weed. Bad job by you,
Rory writes, and he says, I love the monologue. As
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a Packer fan, you are a spot on as usual.
I believe the Packers have quote talent, but their coaches
suck and they need a clean house. Also, I don't
buy into the Lions until they win a playoff game.
The curse of Bobby Lane on the Lions must live on,
all right. Well, we have some postgame we call it
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flavor as in flavor flave here, and we always love
a good meltdown and.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We got one.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Unfortunately, the microphone we had a mister microphone, so it
didn't sound particularly great, I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Told, but I've not heard this.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So Matt Lafleur, who's starting to kind of move around
wiggle a little bit, He's like, wait a minute, is
in as easy to he was? What's going on here?
Here's Matt LeFleur, the coach of the packers. You hear
the question and the answer as he appears to get
very annoyed with a member of the fourth estate.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Take a listen.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I think happens when you have a to cause the
first half like that where.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
You just you couldn't get nothing.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Ive got her ask kicked. If I knew, it wouldn't
have happened, Matt. They didn't blitz until the last BS question.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Man, how is that? How is that a BS question?
What's wrong with that question?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
He wants his toes massage, Daddy.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
It's always just to annoy you and that guy from
Maryland that called up on newby Night just to annoy
that guy. But the greatest answer of all time, And
I don't know why more coaches don't mimic my favorite
hockey coach, Eddie because there's only one answer, and that's
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the torts answer. Right, when you play like the Packers
played tonight, you just gotta be honest, Just be honest
with the people and come out and give a torch, right,
what the torts is? We we sucked at a time
you can't suck. He also had another version of that
we sucked from head to toe that was also a
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Tortorella quote from back in the day. And Uh yeah,
I think that's the proper answer. Or you gotta go Mike.
Tom Tomlin's really good. Tomlin comes out, he says, we
make no excuses, we seek no comfort.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
We went and.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Play fat and sassy and spoiled.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
But you could tell this guy Laflorida not how to
handle this. Play that again. I always said, Iowa, Sam's
a Packer.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Fan, by the way, he's just working on the show.
The Pit of Misery. Lambeau Field played again.
Speaker 6 (19:50):
I think happens when you have a to cause the
first half like that, where.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
You just you couldn't get nothing.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Pete even got her ask kicked. Come on, Pete knew
it wouldn't have happened. Yet they didn't blitz until BS question.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Man, come on, man, thats a PS question.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
If I knew, it wouldn't have happened. I like that line,
by the way, Uh just not for nothing. They played
that SoundBite on the Four Letter Network and they bleeped
out BS, why would you why? I don't know, because
I already censored himself.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
I know.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I heard the SoundBite as I was driving in and
I thought, oh, he said a curse word. And now
I just I just heard it. He did not say
a curseword.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is that not allowed? It is Disney, I guess. I
guess Disney. Mickey Mouse went in.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Doubt leave it out. We've been We've been taught, But
I I think b S is acceensible. But I don't know.
You know me, I'm just a filthy person.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
What's next Dion saying bull junk and then they just
bleep out junk or bull?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I have and I want to thank you because I
have added bull junk to my my lexicon. Yeah, I
use bull junk and bull pucky. That's from Jay Scoop
was in the Ukraine. I used that from from Jay Scoop.
But yeah, BS, I think I'll have to go back
and read the manual. And I have graduated from iHeart
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college every year, the training that we have, I think.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
It's about time to go to school again.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, I don't bring that. Really do we have to
do that again?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I mean, it seems like it's probably time.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Man.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
That cool. I'm not a fool, I.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Was saying, played the sound, but the right tom.
Speaker 7 (21:39):
You're getting click on the draw, quickest drop in the West.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Let's not get crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
That's Here's more from Jordan Love.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Jordan Love, the quarterback of your Green Bay Packers, who
was asked about why the Packers look like they had
decided not to show up until halftime.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What the heck happened there in the first half.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
I've been a part of some tough games, but uh, yeah,
that was a very hard first half. You know, like
you said, just nothing. We just weren't executing, weren't moving
the ball, and we weren't taking advantage of the opportunities
that you know, the defense was given us early. So
it's something that we got to look at. We just
got to I think that's two weeks in a row
that we just we started really slow on offense, just
haven't been able to get anything going. So we got
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to find out what that is. And I think everybody
just has to play better started the game. He included,
just you know, got to be able to come out,
start fast and put a point so we're not playing
behind and not just making it harder on the defense.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well that's a bold take. So he thinks everyone should
play better in the first half. I didn't think of
that myself. I'm not that bright. It reminds me of
the great John McKay quote, the legendary person. Many people,
probably younger people, have no idea who that is.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
But he was a great, great quote guy back in
the old days.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Coach at USC was a legendary coach at the University
of Southern California and then went to the NFL and
was about as bad as you could possibly be in
the NFL, like Urban Meyer type bad. And he got
asked a question, what do you think of your team's execution, coach,
and McKay replied, I'm in favor of it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Was his was his reply.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Now we have the fashionista of football, and I love this.
Did you see the photo bouncing around of some Detroit
Lions defensive tackle named Benito Jones. Yeah, this guy JOm
Pirouette on the catwalk. Benito Jones.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You know who that is. I don't know who it
is either. No, Oh my god, this is so good.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
So the Lions sent this out to the you know,
send out a photo trick if people hired fired off
the Lions players getting off the bus to go into
lambeau Field and my man Benito Jones, he went with
the Vince will Fork outfit at Lambeau as he he
put on here overall, but not just overalls. He didn't
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have a shirt on under the overalls. And they were
not like pants overall, which is what I would wear.
They had like a shorts.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
With the overalls and they ran right to mid thigh.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So he showed off his sexy legs and he kind
of shook his tushy and he had a yeah, he
had a cowboy hat and cowboy boots on.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
He looked like.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Not that I've been to one of these establishments, but
you know, some of our female listeners who might have
gone there, are gay listeners might have gone there, like
a male stripper. You might see it at the club there.
But I don't know, I mean, I'm not I've not
been there. But here's the most amazing story story.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Part of the story. So the guy. Whatever, where's the
Vince will Fork?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
So be it. So there's a follow up to this.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
And as a great radio man from back in the day,
Paul Harvey, the guy was a legend radio for our time,
of course, but he had this great setup to his
his bit, his stick, Paul Harvey that you know what
the news is, but you're in a minute, You're gonna
you're gonna hear the rest of the story. Well, here's
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the rest of the story.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna do the Paul Harvey.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I'm gonna make you wait for the rest of the
story because I'm gonna give you the news.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I'm gonna give you the news.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Well I'm not giving you the news, but Eddie Garcia
is gonna give you the news.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
And then we're gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
The payoff on Benito Jones, why the guy wore overalls
and uh cowboy hatting boots.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
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Why Yeah, instead of us doing that, let's just let
our millions of fans do the talk.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah played the tape.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
You don't know crap about fool am I even owner crap?
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Who whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
That's the wrong tape, wrong tape. Just forget that.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Look, listen to the Pauly of Tony Pusco Show on
the iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
We got golf action right now going on. The Ryder
Cup is underway. That hot mack, the hot bed of
golf action Rome, Italy.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And I'm wrapping myself in the flag right now.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
You do like to do that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
The American now bringing back the Cup.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
This is a heart o golf event. Now. I I
don't understand the scoring of this. I have been instructed
by management that I need Dan Byer, that I need
to update you every update what's going on with the
Ryder Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Doesn't Dan just come into the overnight up there. I
will do it up right now watching buyer watching.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
That's actually probably true. Yeah, but what it is, well,
we'll let you know, we'll keep you updated. Right now.
It's it says I'm watching this event live and it
says US and Europe zero zero at the moment, although
you know they're out there hitting the ball right now.
But we'll let you know. It'll be like tennis, we
call that love love. Yeah, it'll be like Europe up
(27:18):
to or something like that. That's I don't really get
the scoring. But anyway, the Ryder Cup is underway and
roam Italy, and we'll keep you posting all night long
on what's going on in that events as much as we.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Can, Yeah, as much as time will permit.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Is that it?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
That's it all right.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Now, I'm gonna give you the payoff I did. I
felt very official. I felt like Paul Harvey radio legend Hall.
Good day, Yeah, good day. That's how you wrapped it up,
Paul Harvey, yeah, good day.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
No, but I did the teas Adie.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I said, you know what the news is, but in
a minute, you're going to hear the rest of the story.
So we were talking about this Detroit Lions defensive tackle showed
up wearing overalls, a cowboy hat and cowboy boots.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
What was his name again, I'm going to google him here.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, Benito Jones is his name, Benito Jones.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
And overall, there, boy, that's an interesting look.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Good look.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Did he look like a like a male stripper you
would imagine? I mean, I've never been to a male
strip club, but he.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Looks like a really inexpensive male stripper though, like a
bargain basement.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Like a daytime, daytime mail stripper. Yeah, you went to
the ballet.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, if you have like a coupon or something for
a striper, it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Looks like strip strip club. John called it from Cleveland.
He's been a buddy of mine for years. And you know,
you know, the quality during the day not quite as
good as at night, you know. Now, Yeah, if you
go on a Wednesday at one o'clock, it's not as
good as amateur night at eleven.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, like a tryout. Maybe this guy's trying out.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And now for the rest of the story, Eddie, it
turns out we are told that Benito Jones is not
just a guy that dressed up in overalls. He owns
a farm and a trucking company. In Mississippi and is
the owner of sixty five cows. Sixty five cows there,
(29:05):
that's the eddie, that's the payoff on the on the t.
So how would Paul Harvey say it? He would say,
and now you know the rest of the story. Or
I could do Walter Kronkat another outdated reference, and that's
the way of it. Any other outdated references. I can
(29:26):
make it anything else. Do you want me to. Let's
go to our farming expert, Iowa, Sam, I was, Sam,
you owned sixty five cows? Is that in the farming community?
Are you like you're like big time at sixty five cows?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Or well I was actually I was looking up. So
he looks like he's got like the longhorns, Uh, sixty five.
I mean that's like a smaller scale operation. I'd say,
if you have sixty five dairy cows and these aren't
deairy cows, but they would, it would be a pretty
small operation. So it's like it's like almost like a
(29:59):
cottage in street for him, perhaps it's it's like a side.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Business, a little side hustle.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
Yeah, a little side beef, you know, Okay, yeah, like
ens yes, I was just gonna say that von Miller's
got his own like chicken company.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I want to get this guy on because I don't
want to make him hold on. He's been part of
the show for a while. He stopped listening, but he's back.
Keith from Fort Bragg. He's used to be calls from
Oakland and Keith was a great character on the show
months back.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Was the one of the weed guys.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
He actually named a strand of weed after the show
and then things went terribly wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Hello Keith, Welcome Keith.
Speaker 9 (30:44):
So good to hear from y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
It's great to you from you. I want to hear
your story.
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Speaker 2 (31:00):
So I don't have a lot of time for you, Keith,
Can you give me the synopsis you were telling me
that last time we talked to you, your place got
like totally burglarized and a bunch of thugs came in
there and like took all your money and stuff right
in the weed and the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Whole thing right.
Speaker 9 (31:16):
Oh, I sent you all video of that, you know,
just destroying our place, just running out with everything. But
yes I had what I you know, was hoping that
I would bring to fruition was if I remember correctly,
it was Eddie's Edibles, Coop Cush, the Mallard Maller, which was,
(31:38):
you know, just an insane joint that was. And yeah,
and the Flora's Flowers. But yes, it is good. I
have never stopped listening, y'all. The only problem is is
that I moved from Oakland to the little, sleepy, beautiful
beach town of Fort Bragg, a little more north in
northern California, and I own me GET iHeart Radio and
(32:02):
I listen to it every night when I get off
of work. So I basically I don't hear you guys life.
You know, I listen to the show, but I listen
to it, you know after it's you know, been said
and done. I got tonight, you know, So.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
What do you what do you real quick, Keith?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Because I don't have a lot, But are you like
you're out of the weed business completely? Now, Like what
are you what are you doing. We're going to taco
bell now, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
No?
Speaker 9 (32:26):
I actually I actually manage a liquor store here, so
I went from campus to the liquor.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But you're getting all the vices next next you're going
to run a brothel when you get done with that,
right in all the vices.
Speaker 9 (32:37):
In life, that's the hope, right. I mean, you gotta
do what you can do, you know. But the main
point is is that I meet everybody in this area.
Everybody knows me as Keith from Oakland. You know, it's
a trip. But real quickly, you know, I know you
don't have much time. But do we have time to
talk about anything sports related? Real quick?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, we really don't. Coops yelling at me.
Speaker 9 (33:03):
No I'm not I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yes, I listen, Keith, call in, call in next week
if you get a chance and we'll talk.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
We'll do hard os sports radio.
Speaker 9 (33:12):
Okay, that's awesome. I will And thank you so much
for having me on.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Be good man.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I get back in the wee game, all right, you
know when you get a chance anyway, thank you.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Would you go to college.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
In my game?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I've got the most turnover worthy plays in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Through the first three weeks.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Again, so among quarterbacks, I've got the most turnover worthy plays.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
In the NFL through the first three weeks. Who Am I?
The answer? We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
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Speaker 1 (34:17):
We gotta fly? Well I can't really, I'm not a bird.
I can't fly. But we're gonna try to go quick
time for the who am I?
Speaker 10 (34:24):
Game?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
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go again. Most turnover worthyplays. I have the most turnover
(34:45):
worthyplays among quarterbacks in the NFL. Actually a bung all
players I believe in the NFL. To begin the season,
first three weeks?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Who am I tim?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
From a fountain valley here in SoCal, says Lonnie Unitis.
Interesting grappy do from the Cowboy Killer, mister Handsome Guest
by Fergcat, his favorite quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo, Dick Tracy from
our friend mister Luciana. We've met him, Benito Jones my
new favorite NFL player from the Sawman, Zippy the Pinhead
(35:16):
tossed out by Alf the Alien o'piner, Calvin Johnson, Who's
thirty eight today? From the Late night drug Testing Megatron's
thirty eight Ozzie Wiz in Western Australia in the Outback
Going with Johnny Manzel, Ussain Bolt from Shane of des Moines.
Sean Salisbury, the morning guy on our affiliate in Houston
from Chris in Des Moines.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Turk Wendell from Kenneth to sports Lama, Eddie, do you
have an answer? It's not Jeff Spaccoli from Milkman Mike.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
No, No, it's a former Seahawks legend, Dave Craig.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
It's a great answer, but that is unfortunate incorrect.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Also not Mark Vlassek guest by Sean in the Vallecat
of the Sun. The correct answer would be none of
the than Desmond Ridder. Desmond Ridder. There are twenty three
quarterbacks who have attempted more passes, but nobody has more
turnover worthy plays than Desmond Ridder. And that leads us
into the n mL pickham. And that loser, Iowa was
(36:19):
Sam won the NFL pick him last week?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
How dare him? You schmuck? All right, you're up, Raheem Yeah,
give me my alright, go ahead, keep top.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Uh so I started with uh a tongue.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
All right, that's a terrible pick. I'm gonna go Christian
McCaffrey of the Niners.
Speaker 10 (36:39):
Go ahead, cool, Yeah, that's the right pick. I'm gonna
go with Josh Allen.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Josh Allen of the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Eddie Garcia, give me Patrick Mahomes and Raheem Mostert oh, I.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
See what you're doing. You normally not back to back
great games?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Cool elop, Justin Jefferson, all right, Justin Jefferson. I'm gonna
take Travis Kelsey. I did it for the Swifties.
Speaker 7 (36:59):
Say I'll take Tony Pollard and George Kittle.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right, hes Justin Jefferson the pick.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Yes, Oh, I wasn't listening.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I'll take Tyreek Tyreek Hill, go ahead there, cool.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
I'll take Kenneth Walker the third.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
All right, Eddy back to back.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Let's go with Keenan Allen. Oh, and uh, let's go
with Deebo Samuel all right? Uh?
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Coop, Uh, let's go Evan Ingram I guess.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh no, oh, I wasn't listening to Regret has DeVante
Adamson pick? No, but I got him, all right, saying
back to back, last two picks, I will say it's
the NFL pick.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
We'll go with the DCAF meet calf and uh A J. Brown?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
All right, I need a quarterback. I normally rip this guy,
but I love the tushy pushy. I'll take Jalen her
to the Birds.
Speaker 10 (37:55):
Cooper Loop Devant, Freeman, Freeman, No, that's not his last names?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Smith?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yes, Smith, thank you sorry. Go ahead, last from the
Eagles T J. Hockinson and we got it in Eddie,
we got it. You know we're going to get it
in Eddie. We got it.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
You're still talking