September 29, 2023 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about Justin Jefferson saying he's tired of all the trade talk following the Vikings 0-3 start to the season, the latest with J.C Jackson and the Chargers, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb birth three, never a doll marmot in
these parts on the Ben Mahlor Show. Do you have
any empathy for Justin Jefferson who scolded the critics of
the oh and three vikings and was upset about all
the trade rumors?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Also, what is going on in LA with J. C.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Jackson and the Chargers a disgruntled employee. And what can
Daniel Jones Danny Dimes of the Giants do about all
the criticism he's been getting, especially from some forty nine
er players. We'll get to all of that and much
more right now and here it is our number three
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plus lame jokes.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's all about those.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
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And our lead this hour as we blatantly suck up
to our massive audience in the Twin Cities. And I
had no idea that there were that many people awake
all night in Minnesota until I went to the Mermaid
in Minnesota earlier this year and we had a amazing
night of partying in the Twin Cities. Anyway, the raw
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emotion coming out in that fine locale of Minneapolis, Saint
Paul there involving the face of the Minnesota football team.
If you didn't see this, maybe not justin Jefferson, pretty deep,
pretty good. He's got a burning desire to be one
of the all time greats, and right now he is
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measuring up with the all time greats. So justin Jefferson
is fed up with hearing about how the zero to
three vikings start could lead to a hammer breaking apart
the team, the Hoy poloy and the media saying that
the number of players should be traded, not him, of course,
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but other players. They must divide the team up to
get the almighty stockpile of draft picks. So Jefferson addressed
not only that, but the rather pathetic play of the
Minnesota football team. And rather than me give you the quote,
why don't you take a listen, let's go to the
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audio tape.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean, I'm tired of people saying, you know, we're
looking at the next season, or you know, all of
the trades and stuff like that. We're focused still on
this season. We have a lot more games to go,
and we have a lot more things to accomplish this season.
So I mean, we're still focused in we still have
that same goal as we had before the season, and
we just need to fix a few things and I
feel like we will be back on track.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, just fix a few things. That's it. That's all
all right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So let us discuss the question do you have any
empathy for Justin Jefferson, who's been great, he's been dominant
the statue. Do you have any empathy for Justin Jefferson
over the Vikings situation involving the rumors and the chatter
and all that. So I've got resort style living, Santa
Claus and checkbook, all right, and we'll combine all of
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these things and we are going to make eloquent silence,
which you should never have. You should never have eloquent
silence on radio because then people don't know that they're
listening to the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They think they're just listening to silence.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So, first of all, Justin Jefferson is a great player,
that's kind of an obvious statement to make. But he's
still relatively new to the hustle and bustle of the NFL. Well,
I know the whole history and all, but this is
an educational situation. The GM there, mister Mensadulpho Mensa of
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the Minnesota football team. He has described this year as
a quote competitive rebuilt, competitive rebuil. That is what's known
as a silent whistle, which is not eloquent silence. It's
a silent whistle for multitasking on the field and off,
meaning the GM in Minnesota ADAFO Mensa has opened up
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Pandora's box to speculation.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
When you are losing, like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The Vikings are, even if it's close, you're still losing.
You are setting yourself up for an all inclusive getaway
resort style living and being at one of these resorts.
Trade rumors are part of the package, especially when your
GM says competitive rebuilt. That means you're trying to kind
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of win, but if it doesn't go so well, you're
okay opening up the garage and having a little garage sale.
The Vikings have committed an NFL high nine turnovers. They
need a flea bath at this point. They've lost three
games all by one score. So this is where the
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dumb fan says.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, yeah, they're close. You know they're close.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Of course, as a gambler, I understand and the trials
and tribulations of different teams, and and I've seen this.
Bad teams lose close games. Bad teams lose close good
teams find a way to win. Last year, the Vikings
won eleven one score games. They were eight considered a
good team. We thought they were shaky even though they
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had won all those games, and sure enough they ended
up folding up like a cheap suit when it mattered
in the playoffs. But the Vikings, with all of the
mistakes right and all, you know, look at some of
the numbers, they look okay.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But you you are what your record says you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Are, and they're alling three and you look around and
then the good news is the Packers are average at best.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The Bears blow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So you're still kind of hanging around because you got
a shot. You got a bit of a shot. Lions
look pretty good. But in division, easiest path to win
the Showcase Showdown, to get to the playoffs is in
the division.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Secondly, problems in La laland the plot thickens with the
star defensive back.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I say star.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He's getting paid like a star. J. C. Jackson of
the Chargers the next pat now. Jac Jackson said he
is quote confused by the team's decision to bench him
for a game against the Vikings and doesn't get why he's.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Being treated like this.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Among the money quotes, we won't give you all of them,
but among the money quotes, he said, I don't know
what else do they expect me to do? And he said,
I'm still kind of confused, and I still don't have
answers from Brandon Staley to why I'm getting treated like this.
It's a real SOB story. So what's really going on
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between J C. Jackson and the Los Angeles AFC football team?
So to answer that, to sync up here, we must
bring in Santa Claus. Now, normally Santa Claus back in
the old days, didn't work until after Thanksgiving, right, but
now Santa Claus works before Halloween, which is at the
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end of next month. So we bring in Santa Claus.
And the reason that we bring in Santa Claus is
because J. C. Jackson has ended up on Santa's naughty list.
Brandon Staley actions speak louder than words. Brandon Staley is
announcing by his actions he does not trust J. C.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Jackson.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Now, maybe it's the analytical department, which pretty much controls
Brandon Staley and he's just a puppet. But the Chargers
paid eighty two.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Million dollars to take J. C.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Jackson, and there were people in New England that were
sending me messages our friends in Boston in that region
who were like, oh man, how.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Could the Patriots let this guy go? What were they thinking?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Another cheap move by Robert Kraft. And now you're like,
well that wasn't such a bad move. All right, things
things have worked out. You know, that's not a bad move.
I bet you the Chargers would like to have a mulligan.
It's a performance based business. But he got paid based
on performance and now he's not living up to the
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new country. But if you look at the eyeball test
and the analytics, he has been a lump of coal.
And when he's played, which is rarely rarely, he's also
had injuries. He got hurt last year and all that.
But you keep an eye on Jackson's name, I will
get run to you either he burst into flame or
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he gets traded. NFL trade deadline is Halloween week. I
think he's actually on Halloween and he is right for
the picking. And if anyone wants to take that albatross
of a contract, JC Jackson can be yours if.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The price is right. Now. Meanwhile, let's move on to
some quarterback criticism.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Several forty nine or defensive players recently calling out the
turnberger known as Daniel Jones, and they called him out,
not only him, but the Giants for that sizeable contract
that he signed a last offseason. Now, the one that
put their name on it was dra Greenlaw of the Niners.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Pretty good ballplayer. He declared, a lot of people who
make all that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Money don't even deserve it. He said there were other
anonymous he didn't say. The reports said there were other
anonymous quotes coming in that called Danny Dimes a travesty
and ridiculous. Now Daniel Jones was asked about this, He
says that he is aware. He is aware of the
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people taking potshots at him, but he did not comment
on it. So what can Daniel Jones do about the criticism. Well,
the obvious thing would be play better, stupid, play leapfrog
and do your job. But I would advise him to
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put away the check book because he's committing grand larceny here.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He's writing bad checks.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Jones has gone to Wells Fargo and bounced the check,
bouncy bouncy bouncy and bounced another check. The Giants are foolhardy,
a bunch of hair brained idiots there that they paid
this guy who he gotta pay him. What if he
goes to another team and turns out to be good,
We'd be in the headache house and we don't want
to be in the headache house.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Boy, that would be terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And so they end up getting all this shrapnel. But
the forty nine er players are spot aren't. The guy stinks?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Daniel Jones is terrible and he was terrible last year.
The Giants won in spite of him, and he's still
convinced the Giants to pay him. It's fascinatinghow these billion
dollar businesses are run by dumb dumbs. Wild Wild, Wild,
Wild is the Ben Mahlor show. You know what's not wild?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, it could be wild. The Mallar Riddle of the Day.
We started this not that long ago and it's become
a staple. If I don't do the malor Riddle of
the day, I get angry messages.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Am I inbox?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Hey stupid? I like the Riddle of the day. Why
didn't you do the Riddle of the day? Are you
getting lazy? Are you fat and lazy? I get those
kind of comments. So here we go, Mallar Riddle of
the Day. We go to baseball where former Angel He's
now with the Fighting Phills. Brandon Marsh outfielder Brandon Marsh
or the Phillies. He celebrated the team's recent playoff clinching
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victory by blank at a local bar. Phillies outfield There
Brandon Marsh celebrating the team's playoff clinching victory by blank
at a local bar. That is the Maalor riddle of
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the day. The answer, We'll get to it and we will.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Do it.
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Next.
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Speaker 1 (13:54):
Coming up later this hour.
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Lame jokes all the week, and I did get some
jokes that people want Iowa Sam.
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To read and Cooper Loop to read. So if you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Guys would like to read those, I'll send those over
to you and you can do what you want with them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So we'll have that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'll have thee no jokes for Eddie. Eddie's the straight man.
Eddie's the straight man, David and Pennsylvania says, Ben, stop
with the Taylor Swift stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
David says, uh, he's upset, like politically with Taylor Swift.
Come on, I know, I don't stop it. Who cares what?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I don't care if Taylor Swift votes or who she
votes for.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Who gives a crap? She says, she sings songs. I mean,
does it really matter? I mean, come on, you can't.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Eddie feels like she's been involved like she I know,
she tried to get some Candada elected like a few
years ago. Didn't work out. But she's not like super
politically active.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
I don't think so I don't care if she I
doesn't matter, I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I don't think it's it's her Sam. I think it's
the person who's upset about it?
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Who she tried to get elected. It's like somebody I
think someone in like in Tennessee, running for like a
state office of some kind of mat or senator. I
don't know, something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
David, you take a take a pill over there, kill pill?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I missed it.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
What did David say, David, David's upset.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He's yeah, David, he's the Fried Daddy. He says, stop
with the Taylor Swift stuff. She's not open minded when
it comes to this country.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And then.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
I wanted to know like what he was referring to.
So I just I just googled Taylor Swift politics first headline.
I see Republicans should fear Taylor Swift. She could be
all that matters.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Listen, well, the only way that is effective is that
there's just a bunch of mindless zombies. I'd like to
give people the benefit of the doubt that yeah, well
you know, hell, I'm not trying to take this anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Cooper.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You saying there are only mindless zombies that are are
amongst our brothers and sisters.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
I mean there's a maybe not only, but there's a lot.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Come on, I don't out for a second that that
if Taylor Swift endorsed somebody, you'd have thousands, tens of
thousands of people that would vote that way just because
she said to.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Young people usually don't turn out to vote.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I agree with it. I
think she says vote would have to register and.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They should vote, and then a lot of them are
afraid to register because.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
They're buying Travis Kelsey jerseys.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
For God's sakes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, but isn't isn't the thing where you register to vote,
you get up for jury duty?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Isn't that what they people complain about it. I think
it's just a driver's license though. I think I want
to be on a jury. I've come close to being
on a jury.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I've never been, so I think it'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh my god, you are wed.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I would be a great jury person, I really would.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
It would be a lot of fun. But I never
gets selected anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I got to pay off the Mallory riddle of the day.
And here is the Malor riddle of the day. What
is it, you asked, Well, I'll give it to you
right now. And this is only for those of you
that are fans of the show. And if you're still listening,
here it is the Mallar Riddle of the day. Nobody
else has this content. We're the only ones.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
And here it is the.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Philadelphia Phillies now fighting Phills getting it done as they
clinched a playoff spot. Congratulations and Brandon Marsh celebrate he's
an outfield for the team. The team's playoff clinching win
by blank at a local bar. That is the Mallard
riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
What's the answer? Nick and Wisconsin?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I met Nick and he saw me as the axe man,
he says, pulling an urban Meyer.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Andy the comic book guy says, declaring the Fathers winning
the division in twenty twenty four, he said, Okay, let's
see here. Ozzie Waz says, sucking some pickle juice off
of toes.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
How dare you.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Kyle going with? Skipping out on a ten thousand dollars bar?
Tat Rory, the packer fan says he ate the Ben
Mallard chicken fingers made in an air frar singing karaoke
from Mason in Huntington Beach. Ace from Ottawa says he's celebrated.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
By getting herpes. All right, thank you Ace in Ottawa.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's quite the celebration, Fudgie said, dropping a deuce in
a corner of the bar. Milkman Mike and Colorado says,
Brandon Marsh gave himself a Brazilian bikini wax.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But these guys are pretty creator on the mallet. Riddle
of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Benito the cowboy fan, not to be confused with Benito
of the Lions, who wore overalls and a cowboy hat
and boots to the Lions game with the Packers. This Benito,
our Benito said he Brandon Marsh celebrated by smoking a joint.
Alf the Alien Opiner says, by showing off his rally
monkey to the bar patrons. Justin in Cincinnati says he
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went and mostly had a peaceful riot the other day.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I saw that mostly peaceful right? What else we have?
Sniffing barstools from Luke the vending guy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Tapping the keg and then tapping that ass from the
late night drug tester.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Wow, what else do we have?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
See?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Ace from Ottawa sent the same thing again, A ferd
Cat says, by buying a round of white wine spritzers
for everyone in the bar. Everyone in the bar. All right, Eddie,
do you have the answer, Eddie? This is the Mallord
riddle of the day.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yes, He's celebrated by going to Hulk Hogan's wedding.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Well, that would be quite the celebration, because I would
like I was a Hawk maniac guy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I know Hawk has fallen and in repute, but I
love the Hawks to when I was growing up.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
The correct answer, though, Eddie Philly's out. The other Brandon
Marsh celebrated the team's playoff clinching win by writing a
mechanical ball at a local bar and fell on DALPHI. Yeah,
you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I have not, but I I suppose I had the
opportunity to.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I was at have you that bar on the on
the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. I don't even know if
it's still there, But when I was younger, we used
to go out sometimes and hit the Sunset Strip there,
the iconic Sunset Strip, and there was.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
A bar there.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
And somebody can let me know when our guys in
La whether it's still there.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
But they saddle ranch, yes, yeah, is it still there.
I don't know if it's still there. But I've I've
been there when I was when I was younger. It
was like when I was a teenager.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, yeah, they have a mechanical bull thing right in
the middle of there.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They were.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
I gotta tell you, I've read I've ridden them mechanical
bull there.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh cool, I'm not, but I have enjoyed some beautiful
you know women that did enjoy the bull.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It is still it is still there.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh nice. I didn't do it. I was too fat.
I figured if I if I flew off, i'd kill somebody.
I didn't want to.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh you know what.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
I did not go to the one on Sunset. There's
one in h I think there's another one. Yeah, city Walk,
I believe, or at least there.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Used to be.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, there you go some hot mechanical bull talk.
Isn't that exciting.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
I've done it once and I got thrown off pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Come on, it's all about your hands. You gotta have
good risk, good hands hold on there.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Yeah, you also need to kind of throw your weight
around a little bit. Ben, Ben would not last more
than a few seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I would last. Well, you'd be.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
You're pretty, you know, you're lean and mean and you're
you're you're kind of more smaller than I like. My
problem is I've got some some height and girth to me.
That's the problem. But I think I would beat Eddie
at a mechanical bull.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'd be ho.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
You couldn't beat me at anything, I thought.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
If you want, I am, I am willing to.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We gotta find to make we go to a place
on sunset if you want, but we we should do
it sometimes and we could put bets on who would
last longer on the show. I think Coop would win
because of his size, he has an advantage.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Someone's gonna get injured. Yeah, I know this is great.
I love this idea.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
We should absolutely do this, but we have to make
sure because so you know, somebody's operating the bull, and
they can make it much more difficult for one person
than the other. And at all he would be like
slipping a fifty to the person more.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Like a five, more like a five.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
If anything that would happen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, all right, and I'll challenge you guys to axe
throwing now also if you want to, Okay, tough, No,
that's inact learned. My friends in Minnesota taught me the
proper thing about act throw.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So I'm an expert.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Now anyway, Hall of Fame, Schmark, did you see this
Kurt Shilling story?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Is all right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So Shilling is he's out there. This guy's a firebrand
and all that. So he went on social media and
he announced thoughts and prayers for Tim Wakefield, the ex
Red Sox, because he said that Tim Wakefield had brain cancer.
Apparently that's true, but Tim Wakefield did not want that
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out in public. Yes, not only that from what I
read Shilling also and I guess Wakefield's wife also has
a cancer.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, good god.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
A terrible story.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And Chilling announced it and they were trying to keep
it private, Like who does that?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Well, I mean he obviously must have not known that.
He was just trying to if.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You would like the thing.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
If he did it on purpose, he's a he's up
for a Douche of the Year.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I mean, yeah, that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You know, you had to respect somebody. People have told
me things over the years. They have, you know, about health,
and you can't announce anything and you just keep your
mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's it. You know, you got to do it. But
I feel kissed me off man.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I mean, you know, I don't I don't Wakefield or
or Shilling, but like, what are you doing, you know,
chill out.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
A I mean, I don't know, obviously, but it sounds
to me like he possibly could have heard from somebody
else and that somebody else heard directly and didn't you know.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Tray, did you hear the Tim Wakefield? Yeah, and failed
to tell him. Oh, by the way, don't say anything
right right exactly? I hope that's the case.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, But a lot of people in that Red Sox
Alumni Association were very upset with shilling, and.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Well has he has he apologized? I mean, if I
you know, if you're going to do that publicly, you
should immediately apologize.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know if he has or not. I'm not
I'm not sure.
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I have not seen anything of him apologizing anyway.
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I saw that.
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I just wanted to give the bird the shilling on
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Know if I'm supposed to share it, but I'm going
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know if Wakefield wanted this to be made public, but
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Preser's a.
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Tough one man falling behind the Bible.
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I don't know about that.
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Justin and Cincinnati's apparently Wade Boggs also posted something that
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Blame we blame we too. It's Ben's lame joke of
the week.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Here we go Lane jokes in the week.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Do we have our friend from Miami? There he is
America's favorite laugh track. Weed Man Hippie lives in South Florida.
There he's got roommates. How many rats live with you?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Weed man mice? I got three of.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Them floating in the bathtub that is out.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, it's like a resort.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Do you have names for them? Have you named them? No?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
No, no, no, But but they don't drown too quickly.
It takes them, It takes them days before they die.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
That's cruel.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That is yeah, very cool. All right, all right, we
gotta get to the jokes here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh, fans of Taylor Swift are called Swifties.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
We are fans of Lizzo called.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh boy, I don't know, oh hefties love.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's from Eke and Roso, Minnesota. Why does Lizzo stuffer
stomach with marijuana edibles?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Turns out she's a pot belly pig. Eddy pot belly
Pig's surface Tower. The comedian This one's from Gordon and
Tacomi says, did you hear that the Pope made a
speech condemning body shaming?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yes, to celebrate the papal or the popole whatever is
po to celebrate the papal support.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's not the joke. We've met Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Lizzo drank a gallon of a sacramental wine and ate
five boxes of communion wafers. Big news this week at
Hey Tyreek Hill said he wants to become.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
A porn star.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, yeah, Lizzo knows somedays she'll be over the hill.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's from Eke and As your kid.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
How did how did Terry Francona's electric scooter get broken?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Eddie? I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Lizzo joy ride? Lizzo joy ride?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Two words?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Eric in Kansas? How dumb? How dumb is Lizzo?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I don't know how dumb is she?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
She saw signed backstage of her concert for other concerts
and said wet floor.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So she did, Eddie? She right there?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
She that's a danny, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Lizzo is going what she's going to be for Halloween
coming up next morn?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Now? What's she going to be?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
She's announced to her fans she will be a Lardo
Lantine as what She's going to be there talking fucking Boston.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Let's see anything else?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What is the what is under more pressure than the
Denver Broncos defense, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
The chair that Lizzo sits on.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
No, no, the shock absorbers in Lizzo's car.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Actually that's Gordon in Takota.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Lizzo Lizzo jokes are never made in Indiady.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Do you know why? Because cows are sacred?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Oh you've heard that one before. That's Noah in Austin.
I think you know very nice? Why don't they play
the train PSA.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
On the radio anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't know why, because MythBusters proved that if a
train hit Lizzo, it would stop on a dime.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
That's ship.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Did you hear that? Lizzo is trying to rebrand herself.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Know what?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
She rebranding herself?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Unfortunately for her, vow branding can't be removed. So Alex,
Alex the cenecal, I think that's enough with the Lizo jokes.
Well pause with the cause. I know Sam's got some jokes,
Coop's got some jokes. I gotta we got the weed
Man radio roast, Big Bend's lame Jokes of the Week
(30:59):
rolls on.
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Speaker 2 (31:37):
Back to the jokes we go. This Big Ben's lame
jokes all of the week. Are you there, weed Man?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I love you all right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're not gonna love me after these jokes. Weed Man,
I'm telling you right now, you're not gonna love me
after these shows.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
What do weed.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Man, hippie, Brian Finley, and a prostitutes hair tie have
in common?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
He prostitutes?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What like a hair tie?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
According to Georgia and Uvalde, Texas, they are all ho bows.
Why is weed Man banned from the Why was weed
Man banned from the local toy store?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Oh god? There could be so many reasons why.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
He keeps stealing the wind up teeth, Eddie? He keeps
stealing man exec Hill Billy Mike sent that one. He
used to run a toy store, right, weed Man, back
before you became weed Man. Yeah, big big toy store
in New York City.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Have you found your teeth? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Nor?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What was the drowning Mouse's last thought?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Weed man does know how to turn on the back.
That's a chip in Maine. Iowa was saying, you got
any jokes? I was saying, yes, I do. This one's
from Noah in Austin. Why did the Why did the
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duck become broken? Homeless?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I don't know what he did? Too much?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Quack?
Speaker 7 (33:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I got another one here, another one here.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
This one is from This is from Kurt from Earth
and he writes, Jerry Springer's brain is getting donated to science.
You guys know why why?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Why?
Speaker 8 (33:47):
I mean I guess we can actually know what his
final thoughts were.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's very good.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Rest in peace, John, Yes, what do you call a
seventy burger? Are weed man on the preschool jungle gym?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
What do you call what do you call?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This is from Tony in the Bay Area, So you
better laugh at what do you call a seventy burger
or weed man on a preschool jungle gym?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
I don't know what do you call that.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Low hanging fruit? Eddie low? What doesn't do?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Why is he laughing at that?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
He just laughs at everything. What isn't That's why we
love him? What does an orphan have that weed Man doesn't.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
A clean house, Eddie, a clean that's a Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What does that?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
What does weed Man have that an orphan doesn't?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
No, it's a different version.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm not reading the punchline on that one.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Thank you know.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I'm good on that.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I think we'll move on, Coop.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You got any jokes, Coop?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (35:01):
But what do the Dallas Cowboys and Michael J.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Fox have in common?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Boy, Dallas Cowboys very shaky.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Both are shaky and irrelevant since the nineties. Oh that
from Alex Man.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Al Right? The last prend edition of TV Guide was
made fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Now things are much easier to find Eddy.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Oh is that right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
To find the time and channel of Benny versus the Penny,
you can just.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Call the host.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Have you noticed me?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I'm getting so many emails and calls.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What's the show on?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's fascinating? George and Rochester, Minnesota? What game turns Iowa
Sam on?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh boy, I don't know, Cornhole.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's from Hillbilly Mike.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What is Sam's What is Iowa Sam's favorite kind of drug?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I don't know ayahuasca, you love me.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
That one's pretty for the plus pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Man's fully aware of that. What's dock Mike's new favorite
reality show? Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I already know what this is. Gonna be the Golden Bat.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You what do the what do you call it? When
Blair and Maine stops at the library a swifty minute,
that's some Alex the Senago blame jokes.
Hello, and welcome.
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It's our numb birth three, never a doll marmot in
these parts on the Ben Mahlor Show. Do you have
any empathy for Justin Jefferson who scolded the critics of
the oh and three vikings and was upset about all
the trade rumors?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Also, what is going on in LA with J. C.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Jackson and the Chargers a disgruntled employee. And what can
Daniel Jones Danny Dimes of the Giants do about all
the criticism he's been getting, especially from some forty nine
er players. We'll get to all of that and much
more right now and here it is our number three
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in Minnesota earlier this year and we had a amazing
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emotion coming out in that fine locale of Minneapolis, Saint
Paul there involving the face of the Minnesota football team.
If you didn't see this, maybe not justin Jefferson, pretty deep,
pretty good. He's got a burning desire to be one
of the all time greats, and right now he is
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measuring up with the all time greats. So justin Jefferson
is fed up with hearing about how the zero to
three vikings start could lead to a hammer breaking apart
the team, the Hoy poloy and the media saying that
the number of players should be traded, not him, of course,
(03:06):
but other players. They must divide the team up to
get the almighty stockpile of draft picks. So Jefferson addressed
not only that, but the rather pathetic play of the
Minnesota football team. And rather than me give you the quote,
why don't you take a listen, let's go to the
(03:27):
audio tape.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean, I'm tired of people saying, you know, we're
looking at the next season, or you know, all of
the trades and stuff like that. We're focused still on
this season. We have a lot more games to go,
and we have a lot more things to accomplish this season.
So I mean, we're still focused in we still have
that same goal as we had before the season, and
we just need to fix a few things and I
feel like we will be back on track.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, just fix a few things. That's it. That's all
all right.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So let us discuss the question do you have any
empathy for Justin Jefferson, who's been great, he's been dominant
the statue. Do you have any empathy for Justin Jefferson
over the Vikings situation involving the rumors and the chatter
and all that. So I've got resort style living, Santa
Claus and checkbook, all right, and we'll combine all of
(04:17):
these things and we are going to make eloquent silence,
which you should never have. You should never have eloquent
silence on radio because then people don't know that they're
listening to the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They think they're just listening to silence.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
So, first of all, Justin Jefferson is a great player,
that's kind of an obvious statement to make. But he's
still relatively new to the hustle and bustle of the NFL. Well,
I know the whole history and all, but this is
an educational situation. The GM there, mister Mensadulpho Mensa of
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the Minnesota football team. He has described this year as
a quote competitive rebuilt, competitive rebuil. That is what's known
as a silent whistle, which is not eloquent silence. It's
a silent whistle for multitasking on the field and off,
meaning the GM in Minnesota ADAFO Mensa has opened up
(05:15):
Pandora's box to speculation.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
When you are losing, like.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
The Vikings are, even if it's close, you're still losing.
You are setting yourself up for an all inclusive getaway
resort style living and being at one of these resorts.
Trade rumors are part of the package, especially when your
GM says competitive rebuilt. That means you're trying to kind
(05:42):
of win, but if it doesn't go so well, you're
okay opening up the garage and having a little garage sale.
The Vikings have committed an NFL high nine turnovers. They
need a flea bath at this point. They've lost three
games all by one score. So this is where the
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dumb fan says.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, yeah, they're close. You know they're close.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Of course, as a gambler, I understand and the trials
and tribulations of different teams, and and I've seen this.
Bad teams lose close games. Bad teams lose close good
teams find a way to win. Last year, the Vikings
won eleven one score games. They were eight considered a
good team. We thought they were shaky even though they
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had won all those games, and sure enough they ended
up folding up like a cheap suit when it mattered
in the playoffs. But the Vikings, with all of the
mistakes right and all, you know, look at some of
the numbers, they look okay.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But you you are what your record says you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Are, and they're alling three and you look around and
then the good news is the Packers are average at best.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
The Bears blow.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
So you're still kind of hanging around because you got
a shot. You got a bit of a shot. Lions
look pretty good. But in division, easiest path to win
the Showcase Showdown, to get to the playoffs is in
the division.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Secondly, problems in La laland the plot thickens with the
star defensive back.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I say star.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
He's getting paid like a star. J. C. Jackson of
the Chargers the next pat now. Jac Jackson said he
is quote confused by the team's decision to bench him
for a game against the Vikings and doesn't get why he's.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Being treated like this.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Among the money quotes, we won't give you all of them,
but among the money quotes, he said, I don't know
what else do they expect me to do? And he said,
I'm still kind of confused, and I still don't have
answers from Brandon Staley to why I'm getting treated like this.
It's a real SOB story. So what's really going on
(07:56):
between J C. Jackson and the Los Angeles AFC football team?
So to answer that, to sync up here, we must
bring in Santa Claus. Now, normally Santa Claus back in
the old days, didn't work until after Thanksgiving, right, but
now Santa Claus works before Halloween, which is at the
(08:19):
end of next month. So we bring in Santa Claus.
And the reason that we bring in Santa Claus is
because J. C. Jackson has ended up on Santa's naughty list.
Brandon Staley actions speak louder than words. Brandon Staley is
announcing by his actions he does not trust J. C.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Jackson.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Now, maybe it's the analytical department, which pretty much controls
Brandon Staley and he's just a puppet. But the Chargers
paid eighty two.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Million dollars to take J. C.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Jackson, and there were people in New England that were
sending me messages our friends in Boston in that region
who were like, oh man, how.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Could the Patriots let this guy go? What were they thinking?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Another cheap move by Robert Kraft. And now you're like,
well that wasn't such a bad move. All right, things
things have worked out. You know, that's not a bad move.
I bet you the Chargers would like to have a mulligan.
It's a performance based business. But he got paid based
on performance and now he's not living up to the
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new country. But if you look at the eyeball test
and the analytics, he has been a lump of coal.
And when he's played, which is rarely rarely, he's also
had injuries. He got hurt last year and all that.
But you keep an eye on Jackson's name, I will
get run to you either he burst into flame or
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he gets traded. NFL trade deadline is Halloween week. I
think he's actually on Halloween and he is right for
the picking. And if anyone wants to take that albatross
of a contract, JC Jackson can be yours if.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The price is right. Now. Meanwhile, let's move on to
some quarterback criticism.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Several forty nine or defensive players recently calling out the
turnberger known as Daniel Jones, and they called him out,
not only him, but the Giants for that sizeable contract
that he signed a last offseason. Now, the one that
put their name on it was dra Greenlaw of the Niners.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Pretty good ballplayer. He declared, a lot of people who
make all that.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Money don't even deserve it. He said there were other
anonymous he didn't say. The reports said there were other
anonymous quotes coming in that called Danny Dimes a travesty
and ridiculous. Now Daniel Jones was asked about this, He
says that he is aware. He is aware of the
(10:49):
people taking potshots at him, but he did not comment
on it. So what can Daniel Jones do about the criticism. Well,
the obvious thing would be play better, stupid, play leapfrog
and do your job. But I would advise him to
(11:09):
put away the check book because he's committing grand larceny here.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He's writing bad checks.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Jones has gone to Wells Fargo and bounced the check,
bouncy bouncy bouncy and bounced another check. The Giants are foolhardy,
a bunch of hair brained idiots there that they paid
this guy who he gotta pay him. What if he
goes to another team and turns out to be good,
We'd be in the headache house and we don't want
to be in the headache house.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Boy, that would be terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
And so they end up getting all this shrapnel. But
the forty nine er players are spot aren't. The guy stinks?
Speaker 5 (11:43):
Daniel Jones is terrible and he was terrible last year.
The Giants won in spite of him, and he's still
convinced the Giants to pay him. It's fascinatinghow these billion
dollar businesses are run by dumb dumbs. Wild Wild, Wild,
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or the Phillies. He celebrated the team's recent playoff clinching
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Brandon Marsh celebrating the team's playoff clinching victory by blank
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Speaker 4 (13:42):
Come get some.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
And I'll live from the tyrack dot Com. Fox Sports
Radio Studios.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
It's Ben Malor, Big news, lame jokes all week.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Coming up later this hour.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Lame jokes all the week, and I did get some
jokes that people want Iowa Sam.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
To read and Cooper Loop to read. So if you.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Guys would like to read those, I'll send those over
to you and you can do what you want with them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
So we'll have that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I'll have thee no jokes for Eddie. Eddie's the straight man.
Eddie's the straight man, David and Pennsylvania says, Ben, stop
with the Taylor Swift stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
David says, uh, he's upset, like politically with Taylor Swift.
Come on, I know, I don't stop it. Who cares what?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I don't care if Taylor Swift votes or who she
votes for.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Who gives a crap? She says, she sings songs. I mean,
does it really matter? I mean, come on, you can't.
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Eddie feels like she's been involved like she I know,
she tried to get some Candada elected like a few
years ago. Didn't work out. But she's not like super
politically active.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (14:47):
I don't think so I don't care if she I
doesn't matter, I don't.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I don't think it's it's her Sam. I think it's
the person who's upset about it?
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Who she tried to get elected. It's like somebody I
think someone in like in Tennessee, running for like a
state office of some kind of mat or senator. I
don't know, something like that.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
David, you take a take a pill over there, kill pill?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I missed it.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
What did David say, David, David's upset.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He's yeah, David, he's the Fried Daddy. He says, stop
with the Taylor Swift stuff. She's not open minded when
it comes to this country.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
And then.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
I wanted to know like what he was referring to.
So I just I just googled Taylor Swift politics first headline.
I see Republicans should fear Taylor Swift. She could be
all that matters.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Listen, well, the only way that is effective is that
there's just a bunch of mindless zombies. I'd like to
give people the benefit of the doubt that yeah, well
you know, hell, I'm not trying to take this anymore.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Cooper.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You saying there are only mindless zombies that are are
amongst our brothers and sisters.
Speaker 8 (15:53):
I mean there's a maybe not only, but there's a lot.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Come on, I don't out for a second that that
if Taylor Swift endorsed somebody, you'd have thousands, tens of
thousands of people that would vote that way just because
she said to.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Young people usually don't turn out to vote.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I agree with it. I
think she says vote would have to register and.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
They should vote, and then a lot of them are
afraid to register because.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
They're buying Travis Kelsey jerseys.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
For God's sakes.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Well, but isn't isn't the thing where you register to vote,
you get up for jury duty?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Isn't that what they people complain about it. I think
it's just a driver's license though. I think I want
to be on a jury. I've come close to being
on a jury.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I've never been, so I think it'd be fun.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Oh my god, you are wed.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I would be a great jury person, I really would.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
It would be a lot of fun. But I never
gets selected anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
I got to pay off the Mallory riddle of the day.
And here is the Malor riddle of the day. What
is it, you asked, Well, I'll give it to you
right now. And this is only for those of you
that are fans of the show. And if you're still listening,
here it is the Mallar Riddle of the day. Nobody
else has this content. We're the only ones.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
And here it is the.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Philadelphia Phillies now fighting Phills getting it done as they
clinched a playoff spot. Congratulations and Brandon Marsh celebrate he's
an outfield for the team. The team's playoff clinching win
by blank at a local bar. That is the Mallard
riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
What's the answer? Nick and Wisconsin?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I met Nick and he saw me as the axe man,
he says, pulling an urban Meyer.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Andy the comic book guy says, declaring the Fathers winning
the division in twenty twenty four, he said, Okay, let's
see here. Ozzie Waz says, sucking some pickle juice off
of toes.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
How dare you.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Kyle going with? Skipping out on a ten thousand dollars bar?
Tat Rory, the packer fan says he ate the Ben
Mallard chicken fingers made in an air frar singing karaoke
from Mason in Huntington Beach. Ace from Ottawa says he's celebrated.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
By getting herpes. All right, thank you Ace in Ottawa.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That's quite the celebration, Fudgie said, dropping a deuce in
a corner of the bar. Milkman Mike and Colorado says,
Brandon Marsh gave himself a Brazilian bikini wax.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But these guys are pretty creator on the mallet. Riddle
of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Benito the cowboy fan, not to be confused with Benito
of the Lions, who wore overalls and a cowboy hat
and boots to the Lions game with the Packers. This Benito,
our Benito said he Brandon Marsh celebrated by smoking a joint.
Alf the Alien Opiner says, by showing off his rally
monkey to the bar patrons. Justin in Cincinnati says he
(18:57):
went and mostly had a peaceful riot the other day.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I saw that mostly peaceful right? What else we have?
Sniffing barstools from Luke the vending guy.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Tapping the keg and then tapping that ass from the
late night drug tester.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Wow, what else do we have?
Speaker 4 (19:16):
See?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Ace from Ottawa sent the same thing again, A ferd
Cat says, by buying a round of white wine spritzers
for everyone in the bar. Everyone in the bar. All right, Eddie,
do you have the answer, Eddie? This is the Mallord
riddle of the day.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yes, He's celebrated by going to Hulk Hogan's wedding.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Well, that would be quite the celebration, because I would
like I was a Hawk maniac guy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I know Hawk has fallen and in repute, but I
love the Hawks to when I was growing up.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
The correct answer, though, Eddie Philly's out. The other Brandon
Marsh celebrated the team's playoff clinching win by writing a
mechanical ball at a local bar and fell on DALPHI. Yeah,
you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I have not, but I I suppose I had the
opportunity to.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
I did too.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I was at have you that bar on the on
the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. I don't even know if
it's still there, But when I was younger, we used
to go out sometimes and hit the Sunset Strip there,
the iconic Sunset Strip, and there was.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
A bar there.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
And somebody can let me know when our guys in
La whether it's still there.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
But they saddle ranch, yes, yeah, is it still there.
I don't know if it's still there. But I've I've
been there when I was when I was younger. It
was like when I was a teenager.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, yeah, they have a mechanical bull thing right in
the middle of there.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They were.
Speaker 10 (20:43):
I gotta tell you, I've read I've ridden them mechanical
bull there.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Oh cool, I'm not, but I have enjoyed some beautiful
you know women that did enjoy the bull.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
It is still it is still there.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Oh nice. I didn't do it. I was too fat.
I figured if I if I flew off, i'd kill somebody.
I didn't want to.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh you know what.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
I did not go to the one on Sunset. There's
one in h I think there's another one. Yeah, city Walk,
I believe, or at least there.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Used to be.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
All right, there you go some hot mechanical bull talk.
Isn't that exciting.
Speaker 8 (21:19):
I've done it once and I got thrown off pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Come on, it's all about your hands. You gotta have
good risk, good hands hold on there.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
Yeah, you also need to kind of throw your weight
around a little bit. Ben, Ben would not last more
than a few seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I would last. Well, you'd be.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
You're pretty, you know, you're lean and mean and you're
you're you're kind of more smaller than I like. My
problem is I've got some some height and girth to me.
That's the problem. But I think I would beat Eddie
at a mechanical bull.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I'd be ho.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
You couldn't beat me at anything, I thought.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
If you want, I am, I am willing to.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
We gotta find to make we go to a place
on sunset if you want, but we we should do
it sometimes and we could put bets on who would
last longer on the show. I think Coop would win
because of his size, he has an advantage.
Speaker 8 (22:11):
Someone's gonna get injured. Yeah, I know this is great.
I love this idea.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
We should absolutely do this, but we have to make
sure because so you know, somebody's operating the bull, and
they can make it much more difficult for one person
than the other. And at all he would be like
slipping a fifty to the person more.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Like a five, more like a five.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
If anything that would happen.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, all right, and I'll challenge you guys to axe
throwing now also if you want to, Okay, tough, No,
that's inact learned. My friends in Minnesota taught me the
proper thing about act throw.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
So I'm an expert.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Now anyway, Hall of Fame, Schmark, did you see this
Kurt Shilling story?
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Is all right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So Shilling is he's out there. This guy's a firebrand
and all that. So he went on social media and
he announced thoughts and prayers for Tim Wakefield, the ex
Red Sox, because he said that Tim Wakefield had brain cancer.
Apparently that's true, but Tim Wakefield did not want that
(23:20):
out in public. Yes, not only that from what I
read Shilling also and I guess Wakefield's wife also has
a cancer.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Yeah, good god.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
A terrible story.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
And Chilling announced it and they were trying to keep
it private, Like who does that?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Well, I mean he obviously must have not known that.
He was just trying to if.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
You would like the thing.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
If he did it on purpose, he's a he's up
for a Douche of the Year.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I mean, yeah, that's horrible.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You know, you had to respect somebody. People have told
me things over the years. They have, you know, about health,
and you can't announce anything and you just keep your
mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's it. You know, you got to do it. But
I feel kissed me off man.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I mean, you know, I don't I don't Wakefield or
or Shilling, but like, what are you doing, you know,
chill out.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
A I mean, I don't know, obviously, but it sounds
to me like he possibly could have heard from somebody
else and that somebody else heard directly and didn't you know.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Tray, did you hear the Tim Wakefield? Yeah, and failed
to tell him. Oh, by the way, don't say anything
right right exactly? I hope that's the case.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, But a lot of people in that Red Sox
Alumni Association were very upset with shilling, and.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Well has he has he apologized? I mean, if I
you know, if you're going to do that publicly, you
should immediately apologize.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know if he has or not. I'm not
I'm not sure.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
I have not seen anything of him apologizing anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I saw that.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
I just wanted to give the bird the shilling on
that one.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
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Play the tape.
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You don't know crap about fool crap. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Speaker 1 (25:40):
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Speaker 2 (25:41):
Some more information on the the story we're talking about
with Chilling, Ryan and mainsays. Kurt said his words where
I don't think this is out there, and I don't even.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Know if I'm supposed to share it, but I'm going
to share it.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
No, Alf says at the audio from Shillings podcast, I
guess everyone's got a podcast. He said that he didn't
know if Wakefield wanted this to be made public, but
as a Christian, he wanted to ask him for everyone's
Preser's a.
Speaker 9 (26:11):
Tough one man falling behind the Bible.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Justin and Cincinnati's apparently Wade Boggs also posted something that
he was unaware that Wakefield did not want that public.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So okay, A lot of a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Of drama O rama going on in that in that world,
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the band. Here we go, knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Blame we blame we too. It's Ben's lame joke of
the week.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Here we go Lane jokes in the week.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Do we have our friend from Miami? There he is
America's favorite laugh track. Weed Man Hippie lives in South Florida.
There he's got roommates. How many rats live with you?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Weed man mice? I got three of.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Them floating in the bathtub that is out.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, it's like a resort.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Do you have names for them? Have you named them? No?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
No, no, no, But but they don't drown too quickly.
It takes them, It takes them days before they die.
Speaker 8 (27:45):
That's cruel.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That is yeah, very cool. All right, all right, we
gotta get to the jokes here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Uh, fans of Taylor Swift are called Swifties.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
We are fans of Lizzo called.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh boy, I don't know, oh hefties love.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's from Eke and Roso, Minnesota. Why does Lizzo stuffer
stomach with marijuana edibles?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Turns out she's a pot belly pig. Eddy pot belly
Pig's surface Tower. The comedian This one's from Gordon and
Tacomi says, did you hear that the Pope made a
speech condemning body shaming?
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I did not know that.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yes, to celebrate the papal or the popole whatever is
po to celebrate the papal support.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
That's not the joke. We've met Lizzo.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Lizzo drank a gallon of a sacramental wine and ate
five boxes of communion wafers. Big news this week at
Hey Tyreek Hill said he wants to become.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
A porn star.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, yeah, Lizzo knows somedays she'll be over the hill.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's from Eke and As your kid.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
How did how did Terry Francona's electric scooter get broken?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Eddie? I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Lizzo joy ride? Lizzo joy ride?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Two words?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Eric in Kansas? How dumb? How dumb is Lizzo?
Speaker 4 (29:17):
I don't know how dumb is she?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
She saw signed backstage of her concert for other concerts
and said wet floor.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
So she did, Eddie? She right there?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
She that's a danny, Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Lizzo is going what she's going to be for Halloween
coming up next morn?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Now? What's she going to be?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
She's announced to her fans she will be a Lardo
Lantine as what She's going to be there talking fucking Boston.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Let's see anything else?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
What is the what is under more pressure than the
Denver Broncos defense, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
The chair that Lizzo sits on.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
No, no, the shock absorbers in Lizzo's car.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Actually that's Gordon in Takota.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Lizzo Lizzo jokes are never made in Indiady.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Do you know why? Because cows are sacred?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Oh you've heard that one before. That's Noah in Austin.
I think you know very nice? Why don't they play
the train PSA.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
On the radio anymore.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I don't know why, because MythBusters proved that if a
train hit Lizzo, it would stop on a dime.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
That's ship.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Did you hear that? Lizzo is trying to rebrand herself.
Speaker 6 (30:34):
Know what?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
She rebranding herself?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Unfortunately for her, vow branding can't be removed. So Alex,
Alex the cenecal, I think that's enough with the Lizo jokes.
Well pause with the cause. I know Sam's got some jokes,
Coop's got some jokes. I gotta we got the weed
Man radio roast, Big Bend's lame Jokes of the Week
(30:59):
rolls on.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
We will continue, We'll get to that, and we will
do it next.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
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Speaker 2 (31:37):
Back to the jokes we go. This Big Ben's lame
jokes all of the week. Are you there, weed Man?
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I love you all right.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're not gonna love me after these jokes. Weed Man,
I'm telling you right now, you're not gonna love me
after these shows.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
What do weed.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Man, hippie, Brian Finley, and a prostitutes hair tie have
in common?
Speaker 4 (32:01):
He prostitutes?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
What like a hair tie?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
According to Georgia and Uvalde, Texas, they are all ho bows.
Why is weed Man banned from the Why was weed
Man banned from the local toy store?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Oh god? There could be so many reasons why.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
He keeps stealing the wind up teeth, Eddie? He keeps
stealing man exec Hill Billy Mike sent that one. He
used to run a toy store, right, weed Man, back
before you became weed Man. Yeah, big big toy store
in New York City.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Have you found your teeth? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Nor?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What was the drowning Mouse's last thought?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Weed man does know how to turn on the back.
That's a chip in Maine. Iowa was saying, you got
any jokes? I was saying, yes, I do. This one's
from Noah in Austin. Why did the Why did the
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duck become broken? Homeless?
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I don't know what he did? Too much?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Quack?
Speaker 7 (33:27):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I got another one here, another one here.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
This one is from This is from Kurt from Earth
and he writes, Jerry Springer's brain is getting donated to science.
You guys know why why?
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Why?
Speaker 8 (33:47):
I mean I guess we can actually know what his
final thoughts were.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's very good.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Rest in peace, John, Yes, what do you call a
seventy burger? Are weed man on the preschool jungle gym?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
What do you call what do you call?
Speaker 2 (34:07):
This is from Tony in the Bay Area, So you
better laugh at what do you call a seventy burger
or weed man on a preschool jungle gym?
Speaker 4 (34:14):
I don't know what do you call that.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Low hanging fruit? Eddie low? What doesn't do?
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Why is he laughing at that?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
He just laughs at everything. What isn't That's why we
love him? What does an orphan have that weed Man doesn't.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
A clean house, Eddie, a clean that's a Noah in Austin.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
What does that?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
What does weed Man have that an orphan doesn't?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
No, it's a different version.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I'm not reading the punchline on that one.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Thank you know.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I'm good on that.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I think we'll move on, Coop.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You got any jokes, Coop?
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (35:01):
But what do the Dallas Cowboys and Michael J.
Speaker 8 (35:04):
Fox have in common?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Boy, Dallas Cowboys very shaky.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
Both are shaky and irrelevant since the nineties. Oh that
from Alex Man.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Al Right? The last prend edition of TV Guide was
made fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Now things are much easier to find Eddy.
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Oh is that right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
To find the time and channel of Benny versus the Penny,
you can just.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Call the host.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Have you noticed me?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I'm getting so many emails and calls.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What's the show on?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
It's fascinating? George and Rochester, Minnesota? What game turns Iowa
Sam on?
Speaker 4 (35:45):
Oh boy, I don't know, Cornhole.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
That's from Hillbilly Mike.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
What is Sam's What is Iowa Sam's favorite kind of drug?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
I don't know ayahuasca, you love me.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
That one's pretty for the plus pretty good.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Man's fully aware of that. What's dock Mike's new favorite
reality show? Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I already know what this is. Gonna be the Golden Bat.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
You what do the what do you call it? When
Blair and Maine stops at the library a swifty minute,
that's some Alex the Senago blame jokes.
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